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Speaker 1: Hllright, everybody the time. But would you rather come on

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Speaker 1: Carl read the four?

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Speaker 2: All right? Would you rather home smells like your home

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Speaker 2: smells like baked apple pie or Christmas tree?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Cool?

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Speaker 3: I like the fresh Christmas evil? Right, Baked apple pie

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Speaker 3: is't bad either, though, No, okay, I'm gonna do that.

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Speaker 3: Well to depend on who baking the paddle. Just go

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Speaker 3: and give me the Christmas tree, okay, because surely was

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Speaker 3: baking the pie. Don't matter if you smell like your

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Speaker 3: house on fire?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather wear a suit and tie for Christmas

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Speaker 2: dinner or eat dinner naked? Bee? What?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I do it? I do it as much as

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Speaker 1: I can do. Naked. I do as much as I

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Speaker 1: can do. Yeah, I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a suit and tie because it's a

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Speaker 3: lot of people don't need to be naked in my tape.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm all out on the patio. But Christ's dinners.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got no fence, you can't be nicked. But

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Speaker 1: why I can't walk across your yard and look in

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Speaker 1: your house? All right, here we go, guys.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather go on stage dressed as Santa Claus

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Speaker 2: or dressed as an l.

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Speaker 1: Come on our favorite. Come on, I don't like the

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Speaker 1: when y'all do this, right, I don't like just stay sentence,

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Speaker 1: just answer? Would you know who?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go as the elf, That's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: What else? What else?

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Speaker 3: You ain't big enough to be Santa Claus?

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Speaker 1: What is your mama? Why the little Santa Claus out here?

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Speaker 1: I can't sit on his lap. I can't tell him

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Speaker 1: what I want to. He ain't gonna babe to bring

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Speaker 1: us nothing. He can't carry no bag. Mama, y'all know,

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Speaker 1: can't care? All right?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather have a body like Santa Claus or

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Speaker 2: half pointy elf ears?

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Speaker 3: Come on, ken.

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Speaker 1: A body like Son? I don't want nobody like Son.

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Speaker 1: Give me that mean? I take you already got him,

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Speaker 1: that's why you're the el. I'm sorry, I'll take all right.

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Speaker 2: I'm a nobody like shih Okay.

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Speaker 1: See, I'm gonna take three years. I'm gonna give me

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Speaker 1: a bow and arrow. I'm gonna be that little white dude.

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Speaker 3: In Lord of the Range, just a whole nother character. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna give me a blind wig and a bow

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Speaker 3: and arrow. I'm gonna go out here and start killing people.

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Speaker 3: You can say something else about his head.

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Speaker 2: All right? Would you rather buy your ex a Christmas

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Speaker 2: present before go to the inauguration?

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Speaker 1: Be mad as hell, I'll be there, be up at

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Speaker 1: that inauguration. Yeah, I'm not doing nothing with my.

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Speaker 2: You would rather go to Trump's inauguration and buy your

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Speaker 2: exitent right up there?

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Speaker 1: Now you understand what i X mean to us. Now

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Speaker 1: you understand that is today's Would you rather god him next? Close?

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Speaker 1: Remark my uncle Steve. You're right back that night too,