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Speaker 1: All right, we are tired of people asking how radio

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Speaker 1: still exists.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's just what your friends saying. Can you tell

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Speaker 2: them that.

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Speaker 3: Nobody listens to it? And podcast? Thanks for being here.

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Speaker 3: It's starting right now.

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Speaker 4: A disturbing press release just came out today. It's broken

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: A man disturbed enough for this song?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so, because I know we always talk

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Speaker 4: about food innovations and food mashups.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we normally it's a positive thing.

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Speaker 4: And maybe I'm just being cynical old Jeff when I

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Speaker 4: first read this this morning, thinking well, this is the

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Speaker 4: end of civilization as we know it here it is

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Speaker 4: what you say, I'm encouraging all my co hosts to

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Speaker 4: disagree with me. Here be the glass half full. Types

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Speaker 4: put a positive spin on it. But KFC just announced

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Speaker 4: a new menu item combining fried chicken with pizza called

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Speaker 4: Cheezza Cheazza.

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Speaker 2: I mean the name I'm here for. I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: that it's.

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Speaker 6: Got cheat in the name, though, oh they use in

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Speaker 6: the fried chicken is the cross.

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Speaker 4: It's made from two fried chicken filets, which are then

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Speaker 4: topped with the marin air sauce, mozzarella, cheese, and pepperoni.

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Speaker 4: I mean's just chicken.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, chicken parm with some pepperoni on. I mean, I

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Speaker 2: love a good chicken par I can get behind this.

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Speaker 4: Most pizza places can't do a good pizza though, Like,

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Speaker 4: what makes you think that KFC is able to.

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Speaker 5: Pull it off?

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Speaker 3: It's delicious, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, they did this over in the Philippines in

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Speaker 4: twenty fifteen and it was a huge hit. The Well, no,

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Speaker 4: they expanded it to Taiwan and Korea, Thailand, Germany, and Spain,

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Speaker 4: among others. They did it for a whole decade around

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Speaker 4: the world, and now it's finally coming to the USA.

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Speaker 6: A decade of research that people love this and you're

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Speaker 6: still hating.

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Speaker 7: On it people from every different like culture.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say it's bigger than their othersh of

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Speaker 4: novelty items. Because this Cheezza became so popular, they're not

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Speaker 4: just bringing it here, They're actually opening up a handful

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Speaker 4: of KFC cheats areas chicken pizza stores. That's how confident

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Speaker 4: that they are that Americans are gonna love Cheezza that much.

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Speaker 6: Tell you, I'm looking at a picture of the cheats

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Speaker 6: area and there their slogan. Maybe they could work on

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Speaker 6: it's not pizza, it's cheezza.

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Speaker 2: The confused that how many people in a boardroom.

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Speaker 3: Did it take to come up with that?

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Speaker 4: The store looks like it's the front for some sort

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Speaker 4: of like drug operation.

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Speaker 2: For it definitely is going to be in the Breaking

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Speaker 2: Bad sequel if it looks like that.

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Speaker 8: For the next slogan is it's not drugs, it's food.

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Speaker 5: Getting ready for a mouthful of Cheezza.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna get ready for a throatful of the shot

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Speaker 4: collar question of the day of our own digital jakes,

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Speaker 4: give it to us. You're always welcome.

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Speaker 9: Did you four know that today is National Inconvenience Yourself Day?

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Speaker 9: Oh wow, it's actually perfect because I've always dreamed of

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Speaker 9: opening up my own inconvenience store. Yeah, it's like a

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Speaker 9: seven eleven, but it's only open for seven minutes and

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Speaker 10: God no park.

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Speaker 9: So in honor of my future inconvenience store, today, you'll

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Speaker 9: be quizzed on the top twenty items purchased at seven

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Speaker 9: elevens across the country in a special edition of blenty

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Speaker 9: of twenty, and I'll convenience you a little bit. There's

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Speaker 9: a helpful hint. Not all the items on this list

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Speaker 9: are going to be food for We drew a name

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Speaker 9: out of a hat earlier, and Alexis your first top

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Speaker 9: twenty most popular things for purchase out of seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: I mean you said not all food.

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Speaker 1: And like, when I go in to gasshes because I'm

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Speaker 3: Driving stuff, I were like, we should get alcohol for this.

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Speaker 3: You know, I know we stopped that.

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Speaker 2: It's not bad.

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Speaker 9: I have alcohol my list, Alexis, I need you to

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Speaker 8: That's a lot.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go beer beer.

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Speaker 9: I do not make the top twenty sae no beer

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Speaker 9: on my list here. There is one alcohol in the list. Brook,

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Speaker 9: You're up next year.

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Speaker 8: You go to seven to steal beer.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm actually gonna go to non alcoholic beverages and

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Speaker 6: do their iconic slurpy.

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Speaker 9: Oh so lurpies number fourteen. I'm gonna include slurpees, damn

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Speaker 9: big gulps, any large that comes from a fountain. There

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Speaker 11: Just everywhere that sells us I feel like it's successful.

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Speaker 11: At a coffee coffee?

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Speaker 2: Did they have so many creamer options?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Actually the whole coffee.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, coffee number eleven on my Okay, Jose has saved

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey Europe.

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Speaker 4: I know I go there mainly for lubricin, So show

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Speaker 4: me motor oyl Jake.

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Speaker 13: What did you think?

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Speaker 6: That's what I thought too, Yeah, for your car.

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Speaker 4: Motor oil is number thirteen on the list.

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Speaker 9: Specifically, Jeff I'm sure you know the five W thirty

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Speaker 9: is the most popular brand of motor Brooke. We're back

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Speaker 9: to you. Alexis is already out and the number one

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Speaker 9: answer is still on the board.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say lottery tickets.

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Speaker 4: A lottery tickets.

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Speaker 9: That's number twelve on the Jose eure up.

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Speaker 11: Okay, man, I'm going into stoner maxim mode. And what

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: What ship?

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Speaker 9: Chipipsunchies number eighteen on the list. Lobo Jalapeno Kettle Style

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Speaker 9: are the best sellers at seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: The kettle Style anything.

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Speaker 9: The entire top ten is still on the board. We're

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Speaker 9: back to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: When I'm just trying to visualize the story, it's like

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Speaker 4: four aisles of candies and snacks, and then there's the

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Speaker 4: one random corner of random crap. That's where I would

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Speaker 4: get like my one ply toilet paper to Brook Hall.

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Speaker 4: So give me one ply toilet paper.

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Speaker 9: Chick, one Ply number fifteen on the list. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 9: I don't have the most popular ply or brand, but

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Speaker 9: toilet tissue is number fifteen. We're back to Brook.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I can't believe it hasn't been said.

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Speaker 6: Smells so good when you walk in those hot dogs.

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Speaker 9: Hot dogs number sixteen on the list. You guys are

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Speaker 9: just dotting the teens up here. Back to you the

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Speaker 8: I gotta go save here man Reese's Peanut butter Cups.

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Speaker 9: Reese's Peanut butter Cups is not the candy I was

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 9: There's still a candy on the board. There's still an

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Speaker 9: alcohol on the board, but not the ones I'm looking for. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 9: it's down to you and Brook.

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Speaker 4: Okay. I know they don't have a wide selection of this,

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Speaker 5: Treats, Dog treat dog treats.

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Speaker 9: It did not make the top twenty. That means Brook

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Speaker 9: you're a winner of plenty.

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Speaker 5: Of twenty today.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over the lists here, you guys.

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Speaker 9: Miss Number one on the list was water.

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Speaker 3: This is a bottle of water, right.

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Speaker 9: Actually, Jose, I thought you were going this when you

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Speaker 9: were talking about Stoner Max A bit lighter. Number two, Yeah,

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Speaker 9: phone charger, iPhone cable was three. A dozen eggs and

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Speaker 9: doughnuts rounded out the top five. So the QT I

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Speaker 9: was looking for would have taken gummy worms or bears

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Speaker 9: on the rollers out there. Burritos are Tiketo's number seven.

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Speaker 9: We got energy drinks. Wine was the alcohol. Your seventy

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Speaker 9: year old Chardonay, Hostess cupcakes, Glaze, Mini Buns, O Good

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Speaker 9: Chips was on there.

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Speaker 4: You got that.

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Speaker 9: Newspapers was number nineteen and Gatorade was number twenty. That

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Speaker 2: Me mix my miss my gas station days.

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Speaker 4: Bo comes out on top for the convenience store items,

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Speaker 4: so she gets to choose. You get shocked today they'll

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Speaker 4: be singing Snap your fingers by Little John.

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Speaker 3: Alexis was terrible on the first one. You deserve it,

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Speaker 3: I was shock, Yeah, your fingers do you stay?

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Speaker 1: You can do it all by yourself?

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Speaker 4: Shot colic question of the day we got your photown

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Speaker 4: coming up in just.

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Speaker 5: A few minutes.

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Speaker 12: It was at Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it strange that on the air Brooke is always saying,

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Speaker 4: you guys can come over to my house anytime we're

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Speaker 4: doing a big movie night projector in my backyard giant

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Speaker 2: Neighborhood's coming, and you guys ever come.

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Speaker 4: Well once the microphones are off, has anyone here actually

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Speaker 4: she's invited Alexis over, but that was to watch her

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Speaker 2: Does that even count?

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Speaker 4: Brooke refuses to be seen with us out in public.

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Speaker 4: In fact, she requested that all of our faces be

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Speaker 4: club friends might.

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Speaker 5: Watch the video.

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Speaker 4: Why let's all try not to embarrass Brook with our

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Speaker 4: lowly presence during a brand new edition of What's on

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Speaker 4: Your Mind? We're gonna do it coming up right now.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of sad that we've made the most comfortable,

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Speaker 4: What's on Your Mind?

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Speaker 5: Starting with brook Brook, What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 6: It has been a wild couple of days with me

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Speaker 6: and the police.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yes, okay.

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Speaker 6: We're driving home at the end of the weekend, right,

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Speaker 6: long haul from my parents' house. I'm going ten over

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Speaker 6: and of course i pass a cop in the median

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Speaker 6: and I'm.

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Speaker 4: Like, oh, you're driving in the median the cop city.

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Speaker 14: Now okay, the cops in the way.

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Speaker 3: So I'm like, here it goes. I pull over to

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Speaker 2: And he gets the guy behind me.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, I am feeling good, right, I am feeling

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

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Speaker 5: He took the hit for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, but I want

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Speaker 6: Well, you say that until this morning when I'm driving

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Speaker 11: All right, So for my birthday this year, I'm doing

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Speaker 11: But then I'm like, I don't want to just like

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Speaker 11: So I've come to the conclusion that none of you

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Speaker 11: You gotta let me finish, Okay, all invited. Virtually, I

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Speaker 5: Be there, you just won't be there.

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Speaker 3: I'm in it.

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Speaker 2: I can you send us some of the catered food

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Speaker 6: Now I don't feel bad about it, alexis what's been

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Speaker 1: You guys know, But for anyone who doesn't, I pet

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Speaker 3: You know, it went great. Brook talked really highly of this.

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Speaker 4: Why is this coming up again?

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Speaker 8: The dog liked you.

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Speaker 1: It's going up because strange things have been happening since then.

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Speaker 2: They really like Alexis, do they? Because I got a

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Speaker 1: And and she asked me if I stole her daughter's laptop.

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Speaker 3: Because it's missing.

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Speaker 6: Actually wanted me to ask, he said immediately when Dora

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Speaker 4: Were you on the laptop?

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Speaker 3: I was on the iPad, so I did not take it.

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Speaker 3: Not my fault. Okay, okay. Days later, I get another

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Speaker 3: I didn't expect to say that.

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Speaker 3: Context. I don't know what I did to him. I

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Speaker 6: The first, or has it out for Alexis language.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Please don't make me have to block you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: If you don't follow the show on our TikTok and

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Speaker 4: our instagram, no one blames you for that. Brook might

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but.

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Speaker 4: If you do, go to our TikTok every Friday, we

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Speaker 5: Of the week.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty popular.

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Speaker 6: It goes viraled like the Taylor Swift one did like

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Speaker 5: And that's positive?

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Speaker 12: Right?

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Speaker 15: I ate that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good thing. Well, one person doesn't think

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Speaker 4: that's positive, and that's my mom. He texted me very concerns, saying,

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Speaker 4: did a good job, jeff Yeah, it's just the thumbs

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Speaker 4: up a moment better than you ate it, or you

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Speaker 5: No idea things.

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Speaker 4: We're adopting a bunch of animals. The text in seven

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Speaker 4: eight five nine two, you can tell us what's on

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Speaker 5: It's broken Jeffrey in.

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Speaker 4: The morning text in seven eight five nine two says,

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Speaker 4: how do you guys come up with these segments? You

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Speaker 4: guys are the best radio show ever.

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Speaker 6: Got we have that many unstable listeners?

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Speaker 4: He out, Yeah, I'm just going to say, everything's off

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Speaker 4: it's happening right now. Sure. Another text says, my favorite

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Speaker 4: thing on the show is when Brooke and Jeffrey sing the.

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Speaker 5: Dots dots, dots together, dots.

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Speaker 4: We'll love when.

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Speaker 5: They're on the same page and laughing together.

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Speaker 4: Since it's not all of the time normally, I hear

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Speaker 4: had that last time, and one one says, what's on

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Speaker 4: my mind? An eyeball only weighs twenty eight grams. Please

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Speaker 2: We're not going to We are not going to do that.

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Speaker 2: That is who measured it.

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Speaker 5: We have forwarded it to the police.

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Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Year has four seasons. Yeah, I'm not talking about spring, summer, winter.

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Speaker 5: And fall.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about cuffing season, breakup season, random mating season,

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Speaker 4: of the Tender Dates celebrating suffering single season coming up

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Speaker 4: right after this Hope.

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Speaker 12: One Dating app. Then there's you gip right, The question

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Speaker 5: It's Battle of the Dates.

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Speaker 4: It is the dating game show that defied me medical

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Speaker 4: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our

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Speaker 2: She does it right after she brushes her teeth.

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Speaker 4: And in the other corner, she can seduce any man

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Speaker 5: Let's go.

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Speaker 16: Okay.

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Speaker 15: So I was at a guy's place. He took me dinner,

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Speaker 15: And he was like, oh, don't worry about it. His

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Speaker 2: No. No, and you had already eaten.

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Speaker 15: And he wasn't joking.

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: So I went out to drink with this guy. He

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Speaker 16: But when we got there, he requested the pianists to play.

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Speaker 6: I mean that song gets stuck in your head and

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Speaker 17: Was like, oh my god, I gotta get out of here.

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Speaker 2: I'll call you daddy sharp.

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Speaker 5: There was just jealous of you. We're on to round two, Lucy.

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Speaker 5: Back to you, all right.

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Speaker 15: So I was at dinner with a guy when he

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Speaker 15: So I'm like, oh, it's fine, it's fine.

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Speaker 10: I wasn't sure at first. I could tell it was

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Speaker 10: a woman.

455
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's not good.

456
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 15: It turns out it was his mom.

457
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh yeah.

458
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 2: Je's like I get this, I get this.

459
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

460
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 15: He was like screaming at his mom.

461
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 10: And even though this man was thirty seven.

462
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 15: Years old, she was upset with him because he didn't

463
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 15: finish his chores that day and she wanted him to

464
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 15: come straight.

465
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Speaker 6: Out.

466
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Speaker 4: Mom, are soaking okay, you'll get to it, Crystal. Back

467
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 4: to you. Yeah.

468
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 16: So I went on this coffee date and this guy

469
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 16: showed up wearing scrubs, and I was thinking, like, oh,

470
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 16: a doctor.

471
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 10: You know, Like.

472
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Speaker 12: Yeah.

473
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, I feel so bad.

474
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 16: He just got off of work, do it whatever? And

475
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 16: he's like, oh no, it's okay, Like, don't worry about it.

476
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 16: He works in insurance. And I was super confused, so

477
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,360
Speaker 16: I was like, wait, what do you what do you mean?

478
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 16: So apparently he got the scrubs from like the soft

479
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,199
Speaker 16: store down the street, and I was like, you're company,

480
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 16: I guess, but like why are you wearing them? And

481
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 16: he's like, oh, well, if I happened to bail on

482
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 16: the date or whatever, he would just use the scrubs

483
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 16: to say he was a doctor. And then he would

484
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 16: go he I'll never risk up.

485
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 6: Oh wow, And he explained this to you.

486
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 5: Got to respect a man with a plan.

487
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 4: Not a lot of guys going on to our third

488
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 4: and final round. We need your best stories here, ladies.

489
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Speaker 4: So Lucy, what have you got?

490
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Speaker 10: Okay?

491
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 15: So I hung out with this guy on my birthday. Afterwards,

492
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 15: we go to his place, right yeah, and when we

493
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,199
Speaker 15: when we walk in, he had actually hung up a

494
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 15: little banner for me. She's decorated.

495
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

496
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 15: There were party streamers and like he even had a cake.

497
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I.

498
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 16: Was over the moon, and so he sang for me,

499
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 16: he took a picture.

500
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 10: I was like so happy.

501
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 15: No date had ever done anything like this for me before.

502
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,719
Speaker 15: So then he tells me don't touch any of it

503
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 15: because all the party supplies were pretty expensive and he had.

504
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 10: To return them in the morning.

505
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 6: Even like Cake, I couldn't even touch the cake.

506
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 10: It was all for the picture.

507
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 6: Cakes wants to know if it was his instagram worthy.

508
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I didn't post it, but still, come on,

509
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 4: here we go, Crystal last shot.

510
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 10: So I went back to the Sky's place right because

511
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Speaker 10: they had.

512
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 16: A great date or whatever, but I.

513
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 15: Had to use the restroom.

514
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,360
Speaker 16: Okay, so while I'm while I'm in there, he had

515
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 16: one of those kids, like potty training toilets or whatever.

516
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 12: Kid. Yeah, I was.

517
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 2: I also worrying about.

518
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 16: I was like, I didn't know you, you know, had

519
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 16: a kid, and he's like, oh, well, I don't have

520
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 16: a kid. The little pondies for me to use by

521
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 16: the couch when I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Oh,

522
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 16: I literally just like throw up the one mouth.

523
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 11: It was, oh, oh my gosh, I'm to put these

524
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 11: all over my apartment, hopefully just for number one though,

525
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 11: oh god, why would you even come on?

526
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 4: Sorry, we can't go any deeper into that. As much

527
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 4: as we want to discuss that there was the final bell,

528
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 4: we need to go and score this with the judges.

529
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 5: Alexis, who are you giving it to you?

530
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:17,719
Speaker 3: Crystal?

531
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: I have a new fear unlocked that every man has

532
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: a little toilet next to.

533
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 4: His cat one for Crystal.

534
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 6: Br I just still can't get over the dog licking

535
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 6: the plates clean.

536
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 2: I give it to Lucy.

537
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 5: We're all tied up, jose you read the deciding factor.

538
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 11: Oh man, well gotta go with Lucy with the mom

539
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 11: calling him on the chors.

540
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 4: Juicy, Lucy, you four thousand of our listeners to uninstall

541
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 4: Tinder forever.

542
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 2: She's crying, but not for good reasons.

543
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 4: Text in seven, eight, five nine too, if you want

544
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Speaker 4: to appear on the next edition of Battle of the

545
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 4: Tender Days.

546
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 5: We got your phone camp coming up.

547
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

548
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 4: In today's prank call, we reach out to a guy

549
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 4: who's been cheating the system at his work for quite

550
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 4: a while. Apparently they have a program there where if

551
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 4: you agree to carpool on your way to the office.

552
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 4: You get a discount on parking, and you also get

553
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 4: a spot closer to the building reserved for you.

554
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 8: That's kind of cool.

555
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 12: Nice.

556
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 4: So, yeah, he signed up, but he actually hasn't been

557
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 4: doing it.

558
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: How dare he?

559
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 4: Luckily his buddy ratted him out to us, Yes, not

560
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 4: to the company. So we're gonna turn up the heat

561
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 4: and call him while he's at work so you could

562
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 4: hear he's trying to keep it down and stay composed.

563
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 4: He's in a restroom when he answers, you're gonna hear

564
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 4: it in your phone.

565
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 5: Tap right now.

566
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi is this Michael? Yeah, this is Dane Glebits

567
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 4: from Corporate HR.

568
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 5: How do you even home to speak with me?

569
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 13: Yeah? Yeah, Hi, Hi Michael, of course.

570
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I'm looking at our records and it says

571
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 4: here that you've been in our carpool program for the

572
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 4: last couple of years, and I'm just wondering, how's that

573
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 4: working out for you?

574
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, you remember the carpool program. Yeah yeah,

575
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 13: I mean it's going really well. I've got the schedule,

576
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 13: it's set up pretty well. I go and pick up

577
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 13: like a different co worker kind of every day.

578
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 4: Sorry, what were you saying.

579
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 13: Uh, what was that?

580
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 5: What do you mean?

581
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 13: Well, I just thought I heard a sound. I don't

582
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 13: know what that was.

583
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh I actually I kind of heard that too.

584
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 4: I don't know where that came from. What were you saying?

585
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 4: You say you picked up your coworkers.

586
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 13: Yeah, well, I've got got the schedule set up where

587
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 13: I pick up you know, a different co worker every day.

588
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 4: Weird. I don't know why that keeps happening. Oh wait,

589
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 4: I know that's my BS meter BS meter. Yeah, it

590
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 4: goes off whenever I'm getting horn swaggled. Okay, look, you

591
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 4: can cut the act, Michael, because I've worked here for

592
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 4: over a decade. I didn't just fall off the turnip

593
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 4: truck yesterday. I know you're lying to me.

594
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm still not totally sure.

595
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 5: I'm not totally sure.

596
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 4: Look, we have video of it arriving to work every morning,

597
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 4: and in the last six months you've maybe carpooled once.

598
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 4: You're hiding some coworkers up in your clothes there.

599
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 13: Okay, Look, I swear I can explain with uh huh.

600
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 4: We've already to sit down with your buddy Alan. He

601
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 4: told us everything about what you've been doing.

602
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 13: What Alan Alan from work.

603
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 17: That's something.

604
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 4: Either way, I'm not supposed to be ratting people out.

605
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 4: The bottom line is you're caught.

606
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 13: Oh my god.

607
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 5: So at this.

608
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 4: Point, here are your options. You can either a pay

609
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 4: back all the money that you still from the company

610
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 4: in the past couple of years and b face a

611
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 4: large fine or possible jail time for carpool fraud. No,

612
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 4: no options. C you can avoid your jail and make

613
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 4: amends through our community service program vwave.

614
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 13: What is V waves?

615
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 5: VWAV?

616
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 4: It stands for Vroom with a Vagrant What Our company's

617
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 4: partnered with the city to assist them with social services

618
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 4: by offering to drive homeless people around town.

619
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Speaker 13: Are you freaking kidding me?

620
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 4: All you gotta do is on your way into work,

621
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 4: just stop at the nearest encampment when you'll have a

622
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 4: v wave sticker up on your windshield. Just open up

623
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 4: the door and they'll pile right on in.

624
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 13: How much is possible? There's no way that this is allowed.

625
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 4: No, it's good. You don't even have to honker anything.

626
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 4: They just see the sticker and they know what you're

627
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 4: all about.

628
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 13: I mean, I need to believe that the company would

629
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 13: sign up for something like that.

630
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 4: And the good news is they don't really have much

631
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 4: to do during the day, so you just drive over

632
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 4: to work. They'll sit in your car for eight hours

633
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 4: and then just do stuff in there. Do you get back?

634
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 13: Like what stuff?

635
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 15: I don't know.

636
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 4: Who knows?

637
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 13: This is insane? Like what a ridiculous thing you're saying.

638
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,719
Speaker 4: I know it's not insane. It's good because this way

639
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: you're actually fulfilling your car pool promise that you made

640
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 4: to the company.

641
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 5: Now when you haven't been following.

642
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 13: Through one, there's no way I'm doing that.

643
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, at this point, you don't really have a

644
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 4: lot of choice, So I need an answer from you, Michael.

645
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 4: Is it gonna be thousands of dollars in fines and

646
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 4: penalties and possible jail time or one.

647
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 5: Year of Vwave.

648
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 13: I can't go to jail.

649
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 4: I've heard it's a lot of fun.

650
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 13: No, but just stuffer a second.

651
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm just your choice.

652
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 13: Fine, I guess I'll do the vwave thing.

653
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 5: I'll tell the city to mail a V wave sticker

654
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 5: over to your home address.

655
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 13: So I mean, like, not, what like what happens next?

656
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 4: Uh? Well, do you mean before or after I tell

657
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 4: you that your buddy Nick set you up for this

658
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 4: prank phone call. Yeah, dude, no, there's a prank call.

659
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 4: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

660
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 4: We're doing a phone tap on you.

661
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 13: Dude.

662
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 5: Your buddy Nick set you up.

663
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, he routed you out. He said

664
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 4: that you've been signed up for this cardbool program at work,

665
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 4: but you're not actually bringing anybody with you.

666
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 13: I mean he's not lying.

667
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 4: At least you're not getting caught by your boss not

668
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 4: doing what you said. Just be safe, pick up a

669
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 4: few vagrants, maybe someone checkers.

670
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 5: It could be fun.

671
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 18: I wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

672
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 18: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

673
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 4: If you're trying to impress a woman on a date

674
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 4: but things aren't quite going right for you, you.

675
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 5: May resort to the extreme.

676
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 4: For example, if your nose is running because you're sick,

677
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 4: just hide that by constantly spilling extra food onto your

678
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 4: face so you have to use your napkin more frequently.

679
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 4: Know about your head cold. With all that Alfredo going on,

680
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 4: one of our listeners did something even a stranger to

681
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Speaker 4: make himself look good. Unfortunately for him, the truth all

682
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Speaker 4: came out in a brand new second date up You're

683
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 4: gonna hear it.

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Speaker 5: Right after this second Date up dated.

685
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 4: We've read some articles lately where more and more people

686
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Speaker 4: are getting offline and trying to meet people irl.

687
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Speaker 2: I'm glad you added line to the end of that

688
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: sentence out in the.

689
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 4: Real world trying to find people to date. But question

690
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 4: is like, where do you go? Because Jose's already locked

691
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 4: down all the taco bells and free clinics in his area.

692
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what's left for the rest of us dudes.

693
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 4: Well, one of our listeners says he figured out the

694
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 4: untapped hotspot where no guys are going yet, but high

695
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 4: quality women are all around him, and let's find out

696
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Speaker 4: where this is. Welcome to the show, Scott.

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00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 5: How you doing, man, I'm doing good.

698
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 17: How are you guys doing?

699
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 6: Why do I have a feeling Scott that the women

700
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 6: don't want you wherever you're going?

701
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 3: I mean, if it's all women, it's usually like meant

702
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 3: to be that way.

703
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 11: I'm imagine he's in a bed with like ten women

704
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 11: surrounding your right now.

705
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 17: Yeah, don't make fun of me until you hear what

706
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,719
Speaker 17: I have to say.

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00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 8: You out here you do reserve the right to make

708
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 8: fun of you.

709
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 5: Where do you go to find single available women?

710
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 15: Okay?

711
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 17: Where I go? My secret?

712
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 4: I go to T shop, the beverage tea Okay.

713
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 6: Those are women dominated. I don't know that I've been

714
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Speaker 6: in a T shop.

715
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Speaker 3: Are the women like your age? Like old women.

716
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 17: Are like the thing right now? It's really trendy, Like

717
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 17: a lot of young people are at tea shop.

718
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to go to one. It's kind of

719
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: health forward to Where are you picking up your loose leaf?

720
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 4: Huh?

721
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: Is that what you're doing?

722
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just trying to get in on the trends.

723
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 2: I'm fine with men and they're just not broken.

724
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 5: So how does this work? Picking up girls at the

725
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 5: T shop?

726
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 13: All right?

727
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 17: Well, I have I have a bit of a system.

728
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 5: Okay, Jane, what do you do?

729
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 17: But I go to a tea shop. I go after

730
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 17: work and like the you know, late afternoon, Okay, I

731
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 17: take out a little notebook and I just sit down

732
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 17: kind of in the middle area, you know, like sort

733
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Speaker 17: of a big open neutral area.

734
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So you're sitting clearly in plain sight of everybody.

735
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Speaker 17: That's your plan, and basically you make yourself visible, okay,

736
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 17: and you've got your notebook. Outs are like, oh, what's

737
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 17: you working on? Women just get curious.

738
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Speaker 6: Oh wait a minute, okay, so you look uninterested in them, in.

739
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 8: Them and you you're smart, You're writing that he knows

740
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Speaker 8: how to write.

741
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Speaker 6: He's just signing his name over and over again in

742
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 6: the books they don't know.

743
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Speaker 5: Does that work for you a lot?

744
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Speaker 4: Scott?

745
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 17: Yeah, usually just sort of say I'm a part time

746
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 17: writer for a magazine.

747
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 6: I'm not why why do you just say, well, did

748
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 6: you hear?

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Speaker 4: Do you see how Alexis perked up when you said magazine?

750
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 3: Feat in the magazine?

751
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 12: Yeah?

752
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 4: Clearly.

753
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: Do they ever ask you what magazine and you're write for?

754
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 6: Yeah?

755
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 17: Usually I'm just like, oh, you know, it's like a

756
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 17: poetry magazine. I like that they wouldn't know. Problem.

757
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 11: I see a poetry magazine that romantic.

758
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 8: You just get better and better.

759
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're clearly trying to disarm these ones.

760
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 13: Yeah.

761
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 6: I don't know about the lie, but the rest of

762
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 6: it sounds okay to me. How many times does this

763
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 6: worked that you've actually met someone this way?

764
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Speaker 17: It's worked in terms of like an icebreaker, But there's

765
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 17: only been one time where I've like really gotten stuck

766
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Speaker 17: on somebody that I really liked.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully that's the one that we're calling today.

768
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Speaker 17: Her name is kN Zach ken Zach.

769
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Speaker 6: Okay, it couldn't decide between Kendall and Zach Kenzy.

770
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Speaker 4: Maybe you know, how did you and ken Zach come

771
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Speaker 4: to be?

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Speaker 17: Well, you know, she was by herself there. I was

773
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Speaker 17: buying myself there. And one of my things that I

774
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 17: do is I ask when I order tea for extra

775
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 17: lemon slices, so in case someone doesn't have a lemon place,

776
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 17: I can offer them one.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever heard a guy say, hey,

778
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 4: do you need some extra lemon slices?

779
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 5: I've got some for you shop see.

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00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: Is that is that what you use on ken Zac?

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00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 13: Yeah?

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00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 17: No, I absolutely offered her a lemon slice, and that's

783
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 17: what started the talking.

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00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 18: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think if you're at a bar with

786
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: the vodka soda and someone offers you lime, you're all

787
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 10: It's kind of the same thing.

789
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Speaker 3: I just tried so hard to relate.

790
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 4: But it's weird if a guy that pulls a lime

791
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Speaker 4: out of his pocket and gives me okays check of approval.

792
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 4: So she took your lemon slice, and then you two

793
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 4: were on the path to love.

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00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 17: Yeah, we talked for a guy I don't like twenty

795
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Speaker 17: thirty minutes longer than like strangers at a tea shot

796
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 17: normally would would talk like, okay, it felt like a date.

797
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Speaker 2: You didn't go out again after this?

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00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 17: Well, here's the thing. I said, Hey, let's hang out

799
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 17: again sometimes, but I got to run. I have a deadline.

800
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 17: It's good to tell people you have a dead line.

801
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 17: It makes you seem important.

802
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 4: Okay, smart, it's not your first okay.

803
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 17: And then we exchanged numbers and we hung out one

804
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 17: time after that at a different tea place.

805
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 2: Did did tea again?

806
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 17: Yeah, we went out one more time, but it like

807
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 17: kind of didn't count because it was really short.

808
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 4: How sure are we talking?

809
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 17: Like within ten minutes? But she got a text and

810
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 17: said it was an emergency and she had to leave.

811
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 17: And that's the last I've heard of her.

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00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 5: Oh that's hardly anything even accomplish in that time.

813
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 6: Maybe when she first met you, she was tea drunk

814
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 6: and she had those tea goggles on.

815
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: I didn't know what you really looked like.

816
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 3: Drinks.

817
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 17: Why am open to all possibilities here?

818
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 14: Okay, even if you're on all right, you're just adding

819
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 14: more words that the editors are going to have to

820
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 14: cut out just before we send it on to this don't.

821
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Speaker 2: Don't do not end this by saying we're going to

822
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 2: get the tea next I'm done. I'm leaving.

823
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 12: Yeah for a while.

824
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 4: Don't come back, but sorry, Scott, back to you. How

825
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 4: long has it been since that last date happened? That

826
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Speaker 4: ten minute date?

827
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Speaker 17: Like two weeks.

828
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 2: There's been yeah, no follow up?

829
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 12: No?

830
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 5: Okay.

831
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 6: Do you believe in the emergency or do you think

832
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 6: it's as real as your magazine writing?

833
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 10: Yeah?

834
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 17: Yeah, I want to believe it. You know, maybe like

835
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 17: she had a real emergency, like someone passed away and

836
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 17: she's just been dealing with that and like doesn't have

837
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 17: time for me. Like like if that's what it is,

838
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 17: I want to know that, so like I could be

839
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,959
Speaker 17: there for her if I need to be. But also

840
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 17: it can like ease my stress about it.

841
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 2: That's sweet?

842
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 4: Oh god, right now, Okay, sorry to end it on

843
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 4: a sad note, but we're going to bring it back up.

844
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 4: Do your second date update with ken Zach. Right after

845
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 4: this second date update, I was looking for music to

846
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 4: play for a tea house, and Uh, I'm.

847
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 5: That's what I came up with, Chinese ancient music.

848
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 2: This is an old English.

849
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,919
Speaker 8: Uh English.

850
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 4: I had dis labeled his coffee house in the system,

851
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 4: which is different.

852
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 2: Than I should label it naptime I have.

853
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 4: It's a sleepy piano, ye turn up. Yeah it's not

854
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 4: good enough. I know that, but this team movement is

855
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 4: just so far ahead of us. We're late to the game. Yeah,

856
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 4: because one of our listeners, Scott said, that's how he

857
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 4: meets women lately. He goes out to tea shops, posts

858
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 4: up right in the middle with a notebook out and

859
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 4: tells the ladies that he's a writer for some fancy

860
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 4: poetry magazine.

861
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 6: Which nobody questions because nobody can actually name a poetry magazine.

862
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 5: He just makes them sound sophisticated and deep.

863
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 8: You ever heard of poetry magazine?

864
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 4: That's how he met a woman named ken Zach recently

865
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 4: ended up turning that into a second tea time hangout.

866
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 11: Uh.

867
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 4: Second one ended kind of quickly, so hopefully we can

868
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 4: get ken Zack back on the phone and get this

869
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 4: parties started.

870
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 5: That was my one.

871
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: Time already, and that was kind of cute, But that was.

872
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 5: Literally sitting down with tea. So, Scott, we've got all

873
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 5: our jokes out of the way. How are you feeling.

874
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 17: I'm killing all right, doing pretty good.

875
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 2: Okay, are you gonna have your pinky up when you

876
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 2: make this call?

877
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 17: I'm gonna be as classy as I can be. I'll

878
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 17: tell you that.

879
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 4: Okay, classy, but don't be chy.

880
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good.

881
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 2: Can I ask her real quick?

882
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 6: In all honestly, do you think she Google searched your

883
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 6: name and figured out you're.

884
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: Not a writer?

885
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 17: Not ten minutes into the day.

886
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: Not ten minutes into the day.

887
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 3: Wait, why would you show up for this?

888
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, that's true. Okay, Okay, we won't out you.

889
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 2: I mean you're gonna be out it at some point

890
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 2: on her own.

891
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 3: So I can't keep up that line.

892
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 4: For two long Brook has anymore of her spiked teas.

893
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 4: You don't know what she's gonna say in the segment.

894
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 5: But here we go.

895
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 4: Let's call Ken's I keep forgeting her name, ken Zach.

896
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 4: We're called ken Zach. Let's see what she has to say.

897
00:40:59,600 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 13: Here we go.

898
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with ken Zach.

899
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,760
Speaker 17: Sorry, who is this?

900
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 5: This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

901
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 5: the morning.

902
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 2: Hey, Kenzach, the whole shows.

903
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 5: Here is this ken Zack?

904
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 10: Uh, yeah, I'm kind of busy. I don't know if

905
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 10: I what is this about.

906
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 4: Oh, that's okay, we're real quick. Yeah, we're gonna make

907
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 4: this real fast. We're doing something called a second Date Update,

908
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Speaker 4: and we're trying to help out one of our listeners

909
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 4: get back in touch with you after you went on

910
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Speaker 4: a couple dates with him.

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00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't I don't know, Like, do you have

912
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 10: a name? Who is it for?

913
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 4: It was a few weeks ago that you last met

914
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 4: up with him. His name is Scott.

915
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 10: Do you remember, Oh, you mean the guy that I blocked?

916
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, the guy from the t shop, the very one.

917
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, he said you.

918
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 6: Left the date like the second time you guys hung

919
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 6: out ten minutes and it's.

920
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 10: In Yeah, oh so you talked to him.

921
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a little bit of background before we

922
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 4: call you, just to try and figure out, like what

923
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 4: happened on your date.

924
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 10: And can I asked, like what he told you?

925
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 5: What's the bullet point?

926
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: Recap?

927
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 5: Two dates at teahouses separately.

928
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Speaker 6: The first time you guys talked for twenty to thirty

929
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Speaker 6: minutes and seemed to really connect.

930
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 4: And the second one you left after about ten minutes

931
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Speaker 4: because you got a text.

932
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Speaker 10: Right, Okay, Well, so basically, I mean I don't know

933
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 10: the first one that we met at the tea house

934
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 10: and like talked for a little while and then we

935
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Speaker 10: decided to hang out again. So he got to the

936
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Speaker 10: second hang before I did and already like got the

937
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Speaker 10: tea and had it on his table.

938
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Speaker 2: So I did you think that was rude that he

939
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 2: had already ordered without you?

940
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Speaker 10: I was a little surprised, but like it wasn't a

941
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 10: huge like that's not a wasn't a deal breaker for

942
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 10: me or anything.

943
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: Kay, So that's that's not the reason.

944
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 4: Well, we're trying to help him figure out if there

945
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 4: was some sort of issue that happened.

946
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 10: So basically we chat for a few minutes and then

947
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Speaker 10: I turned to look up. There's like a menu on

948
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Speaker 10: the wall that's like facing away from it's like away

949
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Speaker 10: from where I'm sitting. So I'm like turning away from

950
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,439
Speaker 10: the table and looking at the menu. Okay, And when

951
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 10: I turned back around, I don't think he was like

952
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 10: quite ready for me to turn back around.

953
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 5: What what do you mean?

954
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 10: Because I will so like, I turn around and I

955
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,720
Speaker 10: noticed him like he was dropping a blue pill into

956
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 10: his tea.

957
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 4: Into his into his own tea.

958
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 10: Huh, yeah, well I didn't have one yet.

959
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: With what kind of expectations would you have it at tea?

960
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 3: Dates?

961
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 10: Well, that was my question. I was like, I don't

962
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 10: know what he's expecting to happen, but like that immediately

963
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 10: threw me off.

964
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 2: Are you sure it wasn't like a sugar cube or

965
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: you know.

966
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Speaker 5: Something that maybe you just a normal multiviem in.

967
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Speaker 2: Perhaps, but why wouldn't you just take it? Why did

968
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 2: you dissolve it in your teeth?

969
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 10: I had all those same questions. It definitely threw me off,

970
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 10: But I was like, maybe I didn't see what I

971
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 10: thought I saw maybe or something. So I'm like trying

972
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Speaker 10: to keep the conversation going, and a few minutes later

973
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 10: he tells me like, hey, like it's I just got

974
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 10: the backseat of my car upholstered. We to go check

975
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 10: it out.

976
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, how could you be so unclassy?

977
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 13: What?

978
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 4: You don't believe him? You don't think he really got

979
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 4: his car reupholster.

980
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 3: Who cares to see that?

981
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know.

982
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 10: It was very odd and it sounded like a line.

983
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 10: I just very awkwardly pretended I had a check.

984
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 4: I think we can all definitely see how that looks bad.

985
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 4: But there is a chance that a totally logical, reasonable explanation.

986
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 5: Exists for this.

987
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 2: The really honest guy totally and.

988
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 4: He just happens to be on the other line right

989
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 4: now listening to this call stops there?

990
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 17: Hey, hey, can that have it going?

991
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 5: Did you just hear.

992
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 3: What she said?

993
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 17: Is that what you think you saw? Me putting a

994
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 17: pill in the drink?

995
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 10: What I think I saw? Are you saying like, I

996
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 10: don't know what I saw?

997
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 17: Is that what you think you saw?

998
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: Why is getting higher there?

999
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:23,879
Speaker 12: Man?

1000
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 8: I think he's like trying an exit strategy right now.

1001
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 10: Honestly, this is not really helping your case right now. Yeah,

1002
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 10: I mean I think I saw.

1003
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's that's weird. I don't know.

1004
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 2: You don't know.

1005
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 4: Do you recall any of the details of like putting

1006
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 4: something into your own tea?

1007
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 11: I mean, I wish you could just say it was

1008
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 11: a skittle or something like, there's no blue skittles something.

1009
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 10: I would love to hear a different explanation of what

1010
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 10: it was.

1011
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, what happens interesting? How long it's taken to you.

1012
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 5: To what was happening in your mind? Scott?

1013
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 2: Okay, here, give it to it.

1014
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 4: It's a long story. He needs a big breaths the

1015
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 4: story man, Go ahead, Scott?

1016
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 5: What was going on?

1017
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,479
Speaker 17: I just don't know why you'd be offended by someone

1018
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 17: who just wanted to be prepared? What always be ready?

1019
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 17: That's my motto.

1020
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 8: You can't walk around always ready.

1021
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 3: Like that shop.

1022
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 4: That's so gross, man, that's objectively not good date.

1023
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 2: Behavior, and it's such a turn off.

1024
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 17: You know, journalists got to learn things.

1025
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 10: I thought a poet.

1026
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you honest about anything? Scott?

1027
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 17: I really did have the back seat of my car reupholstered.

1028
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 17: It's truly nice back there.

1029
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 4: He wasn't all right?

1030
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 2: Well, why was it bad to begin with.

1031
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 5: Your tea spills back there?

1032
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 17: I just like to treat people right. I don't know

1033
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 17: what the problem.

1034
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,959
Speaker 6: Okay, it will never happen in the backseat to treat

1035
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 6: anyone right.

1036
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 5: We don't know that.

1037
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 19: Until we ask, because we always we always, we always

1038
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 19: offer to send out for to send you guys out

1039
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 19: for a second date that we would pay for.

1040
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 17: I didn't know that you saw what you saw. It

1041
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 17: was supposed to be just chill, herbal tea and chill.

1042
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 17: I would love to hang out again, if you're up

1043
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 17: for it.

1044
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 2: She's interrupted.

1045
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 5: Scott that that's going to be a no. It sounds

1046
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 5: like I'm sorry.

1047
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 8: She saw too much?

1048
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 2: What are you doing man for me?

1049
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 10: Why did you wait till I got there?

1050
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 4: You walk into the shop.

1051
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 8: As she walks in, he said, like, full attention.

1052
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 17: You gotta plan these things you didn't.

1053
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 4: All right, we've learned.

1054
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 5: We've learned some stuff.

1055
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 13: Stock too much.

1056
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 3: I don't want to learn anymore. That's enough of a lesson.

1057
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: I'm not going to.

1058
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 8: Those too much tea, Yeah, too much, the tea is too.

1059
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 12: Hotse froaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1060
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 5: That's the problem with people who stretch the truth.

1061
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 4: You're ride and hide talking about a job that you

1062
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 4: don't even have, and that the first bump in the road.

1063
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 4: Suddenly you're flailing trying to come up with an explanation

1064
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 4: for the performance enhancing pills you've slipped into your own

1065
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 4: camomeal teeth.

1066
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 3: It's still so, it's so true.

1067
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 12: Why not.

1068
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 6: Like that?

1069
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 3: It's daytime at a shot.

1070
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 4: And sometimes things sound good to you in your mind

1071
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 4: in the moment, and then you do it and you're like,

1072
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 4: I was so stupid?

1073
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 2: Why did I do that? You can't get it?

1074
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm just going to go into details that I

1075
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 6: don't need to go into.

1076
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: I just I hope he learned his lesson.

1077
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, that's what I hope.

1078
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 4: That is the goal of these segments is if we

1079
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 4: can't get you a second date, will at least try

1080
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 4: and get you something to work on yourself.

1081
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, just don't put bills on your own team today.

1082
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 2: It's on yourself.

1083
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 4: Not the message everybody needs, but at least somebody had

1084
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 4: to hear.

1085
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 6: It's like those laws and you're like, who did this?

1086
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 4: There's a sign of bill.

1087
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those moments.

1088
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 4: So make sure that you're emailing the show so we

1089
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 4: can learn more important life lessons like this. We call

1090
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 4: that person who isn't calling you back and go find

1091
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 4: all sorts of life lessons for dating on our podcast

1092
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 4: at Brooke and Jeffrey wherever you get.

1093
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 12: Yours Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1094
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 5: We talked about this almost a month ago.

1095
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 4: Oh what is it about the inaugural Florida Man Games?

1096
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: Did they happen?

1097
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 4: If you hadn't heard of that, it's basically the Olympics

1098
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 4: for Florida. Crazies included a mullet com test that's right,

1099
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Speaker 4: mud dueling using pool noodles, and an evading arrest obstacle

1100
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 4: course where real cops try to chase down the generals.

1101
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 4: And it actually happened last weekend. Turned out to be

1102
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Speaker 4: a huge success.

1103
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet I would. I would literally go to that.

1104
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah too.

1105
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 8: I really was.

1106
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 4: Well, tickets to watch we're fifty bucks.

1107
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 2: I thought we're going to get Florida man prices here.

1108
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 4: They were expected around five thousand people to show up.

1109
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 4: They actually had to turn fans.

1110
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 5: Away at the gates.

1111
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 4: So many people showed up. You could see a picture

1112
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Speaker 4: on the Brook and Jeffrey Insta stories. I'm showing my

1113
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Speaker 4: co host right now. But the crowd there was enormous.

1114
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 3: Wow, it is exactly the crowd.

1115
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.

1116
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 4: And the best quote was from a participant named James Gordon,

1117
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 4: who won the Barbecue porkin Sausage speed eating contest, and

1118
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 4: he said, quote, I've lived in Florida my whole life.

1119
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 4: They're calling these events. I'm calling this friggin Tuesday afternoon.

1120
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Speaker 4: Congratulations to James.

1121
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 2: Do not want to smell his burps.

1122
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 5: It was obviously very very popular.

1123
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 4: Because this did so well, they're considering having the Florida

1124
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 4: Woman Games next year, and let's do it.

1125
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 2: There wasn't a female section of this, it was only.

1126
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,839
Speaker 4: It was just the Florida Man Games this year.

1127
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 5: Next year, maybe Florida Woman Games. Brook.

1128
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,839
Speaker 4: I cannot wait for your summer next year.

1129
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 2: It's mostly like what event would I enter?

1130
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 4: There's Brook's gonna actually eat a live gator and that's

1131
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 4: not even part of the event.

1132
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 11: We're just gonna like win the gator competition and not

1133
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 11: even be in it, just in the parking lot.

1134
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 2: I have run from cops in the woods before.

1135
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 4: We have more stuff like this coming up in Laser

1136
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 4: Stories we're doing right after this. It's the radio segment

1137
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 4: that wound up in jail after he tried to start

1138
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 4: his own high energy religious group putting the meth into

1139
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 4: Methodist Church.

1140
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 5: That you're gonna have to ten.

1141
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 4: To fifteen years if you want to attend his next SERMONSOD.

1142
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, how does this sermon go for three days?

1143
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 4: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories

1144
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 4: around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've

1145
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 4: got a laser when those other hoigh lunatics just dump

1146
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 4: this first laser story is out of Ireland. A thirty

1147
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 4: six year old woman named Carol Walsh was in a

1148
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 4: car accident seven years ago. Her vehicle got rear ended

1149
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 4: and she filed a personal injury lawsuit for eight hundred

1150
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 4: and twenty five thousand dollars, claiming that she was left

1151
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 4: with a disabling condition.

1152
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Oh my god, that happen.

1153
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 4: Pretty serious stuff. She claims she had constant back and

1154
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 4: neck pain that prevented her from working for more than

1155
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 4: five years.

1156
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 14: Wow.

1157
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,799
Speaker 4: She also couldn't play with her children or carry out

1158
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:03,720
Speaker 4: basic chores. Couldn't even take out the trash.

1159
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 8: Sounds kind of nice.

1160
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:10,760
Speaker 2: It sounds like your life already. Have you been injured?

1161
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 4: Her case has been tied up for a while, and

1162
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 4: recently the court was shown a newspaper photo from twenty eighteen,

1163
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:21,960
Speaker 4: less than a year after that crash, showing Kara participating

1164
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 4: in a Christmas tree throwing contest.

1165
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 5: There's a picture of it. Actually, Wow, wow, good.

1166
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 12: That is a.

1167
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 6: Large tree and she put her back into it.

1168
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 4: If she's heaving a large spruce tree in the photo.

1169
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 5: You can go see it on our Insta stories right now,

1170
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 5: it's not dead.

1171
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 8: It's all like a light, you know, wooden, like.

1172
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 4: Dried out tro So what did Kara say in response

1173
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 4: to the physical evidence. She claimed that even though she

1174
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 4: may have looked happy in that pick, she was actually

1175
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 4: an excruciating pain.

1176
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 2: The big smile on her face must be a grimace.

1177
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, judge did not buy it and threw out her case.

1178
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 8: Just throw it out Christmas?

1179
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 3: How far did he houck it?

1180
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,720
Speaker 4: I guess it goes to show if you deal with chronic,

1181
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 4: debilitating pain, there are some things you just can't do,

1182
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 4: like throwing a giant Christmas tree.

1183
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 2: There's like a huge crowd watching as well.

1184
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of Largo, Florida.

1185
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 4: Forty five year old Ronte Stokes was a groomsman at

1186
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 4: a wedding recently, but right after the ceremony and the

1187
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 4: reception got going, he got into a fight.

1188
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 2: Love not anger.

1189
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 4: It wasn't just with anybody, it was his sister, and

1190
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 4: his sister just happened to be the bride, you.

1191
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 6: Know, sometimes siblings did the mom and dad put him

1192
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 6: in time.

1193
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 4: Out or apparently it started as an argument and then

1194
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 4: according to witnesses, she made reference to Ronte as being

1195
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 4: the only one of his siblings to get the family

1196
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:13,359
Speaker 4: chint like a Peter Griffin choo.

1197
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 2: I don't know, but apparently that's a touchy subjection.

1198
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 5: Yep, he attacked her, Yeah, first uppercut.

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00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 4: As the scuffle ensued, he was pulled off his sister,

1200
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 4: but then struck several other people on his way out,

1201
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 4: including his brother in law, a bridesmaid, his twelve year

1202
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 4: old niece, and his own mother who's sixty five years old.

1203
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 3: And I can get out.

1204
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 4: It was around ten pm when this happened, and police

1205
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 4: say alcohol may have been a factor, probably or not,

1206
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 4: because Ronte has got a long rap sheet and spent

1207
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 4: over ten years in prison. Just last month he got

1208
00:55:53,880 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 4: fined five hundred dollars for disorderly intoxication at a different wedding.

1209
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 2: Is that the cousins.

1210
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 4: He's now facing five battery charges, all felonies, and they

1211
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 4: also tacked on a criminal mischief charge because he threw

1212
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 4: a lawn chair through a glass door on his way out.

1213
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 8: You think they put the cuffs on his chin.

1214
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 2: There's always one in the family, though we all have one.

1215
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 4: But still he's not even in the top five of

1216
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 4: Florida's worst wedding guests of the.

1217
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 2: Year of just this year.

1218
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, better luck next year, Ronte. This next laser story

1219
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 4: is out of food news. Little Caesars is gonna start

1220
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 4: cutting their pizzas more like felt at Joe Anne Fabrics.

1221
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,280
Speaker 4: I say that because the restaurant chain will be testing

1222
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 4: a new pizza which will be sold by the yard.

1223
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 17: Measure.

1224
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 4: So cool, it'll be long.

1225
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 5: Rather than being circular or square.

1226
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 6: Does that mean that you could get just the middle

1227
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 6: and not get the outer edges of the crust?

1228
00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 2: If they're gonna right now.

1229
00:56:58,800 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 5: That would be the best way to do.

1230
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 4: One version features a full yard of Detroit style deep dish,

1231
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 4: eight slices of something called three Meet treat, and eight

1232
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 4: slices of pepperoni, and the slices will be end to

1233
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 4: end to stretch out one full yard.

1234
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 5: Which is equal to three feet or thirty six inches.

1235
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 11: Wait, that's gonna be kind of inconvenient, like walking down

1236
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 11: the street with that.

1237
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 2: No, yeah, turn sideways about the door.

1238
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a super longs like a violin case.

1239
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 2: Strap strap it on the hood of your car.

1240
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 4: Now. They're only available in select locations in Virginia and

1241
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 4: North Carolina and if it's a hit, they'll expand it nationwide.

1242
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 4: And as for the price, it's currently at twenty dollars

1243
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 4: per yard.

1244
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 2: Yikes, like, it's pretty big.

1245
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 4: That's a pretty large fee.

1246
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 5: It's right fee. And you can get it up to

1247
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 5: three yards connected, which is nine feet total.

1248
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 2: Going to transport that.

1249
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta strap it to the top of the

1250
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 5: car like you were saying, or if.

1251
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 6: You haven't, if you delivery, they're gonna pull u haul

1252
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 6: up in front of your house.

1253
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 5: Let's go to your next lazer story.

1254
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 4: Out of relationship world, everyone on the dating scene has

1255
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 4: at least one deal breaker. But a viral conversation online

1256
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 4: was brought up recently talking specifically about hobbies that are

1257
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 4: red flags.

1258
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, here's.

1259
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 4: The top ones. Number four being obsessed with celebrity culture.

1260
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 4: Is that a hobby, especially worshiping celebrities, like if you

1261
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 4: have pictures of them shirtless posted all around your workspace.

1262
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 6: I never thought I had a hobby until you mentioned

1263
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 6: shirtless men.

1264
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 5: It's a big.

1265
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 4: Number three is collecting controversial memorabilia, like things involving serial killers, Nazis,

1266
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 4: and taxidermy.

1267
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 6: How is that only number three? It was really honestly

1268
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 6: red for my entire town.

1269
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 4: Number two being a social media influencer, Yeah, big red flag.

1270
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 2: It'd be hard to hang out with a person who

1271
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 2: is social.

1272
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 11: Media because I always think I'd be great if I

1273
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 11: could stream full time. But then like streamers go on

1274
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,959
Speaker 11: vacation and they have camera gopers strapped to them streaming lives.

1275
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 4: Or if you're like Alexis, you have your little brother

1276
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 4: like follow you around with a camera.

1277
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 3: Definitely not a red flag there.

1278
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 4: And finally, the number one hobby that's a turnoff for

1279
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 4: daters all over the country, people who have no hobbies.

1280
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 19: Now, you gotta be into something or have nothing going on.

1281
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 2: Did you know this list was just.

1282
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 3: Ready attack?

1283
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 4: It could be anything you could be doing old tire collecting,

1284
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 4: driftwood widowing, or like this guy he's a bona fide

1285
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 4: sneaker head, Okay, and it's.

1286
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 2: Still better than anything Alexis does.

1287
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 4: And literally his head is all the way inside of

1288
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 4: that sneaker right. This guy is a wanted man that

1289
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 4: sounds lays of stories. Has come to an end of

1290
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 4: the day, We'll do it again the same time on Friday.

1291
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1292
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 4: We've got Henry on the phone, Who's living the wild

1293
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 4: party life of a property manager?

1294
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 14: Water issues and billy problems all day, every day.

1295
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 2: I got a squeaky door, Henry, give you a fix it?

1296
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, Henry, give us a property management party boy scream.

1297
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a body for Windbrook's box, Henry, Welcome

1298
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 4: to the show man. How you doing today?

1299
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 16: I'm doing well, trying to figure out if that leaky

1300
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 16: hinge is a euphemism.

1301
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 5: Oh, you never know what, Brooke.

1302
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how it could be. But if you

1303
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 2: want it to be, Henry, it will be.

1304
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 6: Oh but if it throws you off your game, if

1305
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 6: you're thinking about something.

1306
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 2: Else, I'm fine with it.

1307
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 4: Brook's gonna leave the studio. We're going to keep the

1308
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 4: party going in here and get to the questions. You

1309
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 4: know how it works. Thirty seconds on the board.

1310
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,439
Speaker 5: H our door is squeaky a little bit over there.

1311
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 4: We might need your help in a bit, but thirty

1312
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 4: seconds you can answer as many questions as possible. If

1313
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 4: you don't know when you can say pass. You have

1314
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 4: to beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are

1315
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 4: you ready?

1316
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 5: I am good luck man? Your time starts now.

1317
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 4: Basketball was televised for the first time on this day

1318
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 4: in what decade forties, fifties or.

1319
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 13: Sixties, fifties.

1320
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 4: Who's the actress that plays eleven in Stranger Things?

1321
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 15: Knowing Bobby Brown.

1322
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 4: An aviary is a large enclosure made specifically for what animal,

1323
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 4: what car manufacturer makes the expedition for name the exact

1324
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 4: year in the twenty tens that the dating app Tinder

1325
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 4: was released.

1326
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 13: Oh, twenty fifteen, what.

1327
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 4: Southern state averages the most tornadoes per year?

1328
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 10: Say, Oklahoma, I still know if that southern.

1329
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 4: We'll accept that as an answer. Henry good Workbrook's going

1330
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 4: to come back into the studio and I'm looking at

1331
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 4: the phone screener here it says you're thinking about traveling

1332
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 4: to Ireland coming up? What's drawing you to Ireland as

1333
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 4: a travel destination.

1334
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 19: Well, we actually did our ancestry dot com and figured

1335
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 19: out that we're mostly from that general area.

1336
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 10: So cool to go cruiser out and see some capital.

1337
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 2: Did we?

1338
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 6: We went to Scotland, My family did, to a little

1339
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 6: village that was named after our family.

1340
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 4: Scotland's a different place than Ireland, I know, but I'm

1341
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 4: just saying, like Jase.

1342
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 2: Like where your ancestors.

1343
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 6: It was a really more impactful experience than I expected

1344
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 6: it to be.

1345
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 8: Henry, just heads up when you get there. Your name is,

1346
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 8: oh Henry out there.

1347
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, just don't ask your relatives for money like Brook

1348
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 4: did when Brook. You're up?

1349
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1350
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1351
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 5: Your time starts now.

1352
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 4: Basketball was televised for the first time on this day

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Speaker 4: in what decade forties, fifties.

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Speaker 5: Or sixties fifties.

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Speaker 4: Who is the actress that plays eleven in Stranger Things?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Millie Bobby Brown.

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Speaker 4: An aviary is a large enclosure made specifically for.

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Speaker 5: What animal birds?

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Speaker 4: What car manufacturer makes the expedition Ford named the exact

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Speaker 4: year in the twenty tens that the dating app Tinder

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Speaker 4: was released twenty twelve. What southern state averages the most

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Speaker 4: tornadoes per year?

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Speaker 2: Ooh god? Uh Oklahoma, Oklahoma. That isn't considered southern.

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Speaker 4: But Henry said the exact same thing, but we'll detect Oklahoma.

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Speaker 5: Answer.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard and see how you did

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Speaker 4: with Jose Are.

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Speaker 8: You allowed to eat Jolly Domus? Private five?

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Speaker 11: Henry or Henry as I should call it. You got

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Speaker 11: three correct today? Isn't it all right?

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Speaker 4: It's a decent score.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's good and it's a good game to sweat

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Speaker 11: because Brook has an exact same amount of questions.

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Speaker 3: In and she got fall.

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Speaker 5: Worry about that.

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Speaker 4: Henry wasn't quite enough. Today, let's go over the answers

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Speaker 4: for everybody. Basketball was televised for the first time on

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Speaker 4: this day in the nineteen forties. It was Fordham versus

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Speaker 4: the University of Pittsburgh. Interesting, the actress who plays eleven

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Speaker 4: in Stranger Things is Millie Bobby Brown and aviary houses

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Speaker 4: birds inside of it. The expedition is made by Ford.

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Speaker 4: Tinder was launched in the year twenty twelve.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got it right.

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Speaker 12: Oh.

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Speaker 4: The southern state that has the most tornadoes per year

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Speaker 4: on average would be Texas.

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Speaker 5: They average also.

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Speaker 6: Don't consider I mean, I know it's in the South,

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Speaker 6: as like south as you can go in the States.

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Speaker 2: Texas it's like its own thing.

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Speaker 5: It is a Southern state.

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Speaker 4: So unfortunately, Henry can't give you any money here, but

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Speaker 4: just for playing you do win a one month unlimited certificate.

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Speaker 2: You'll never have a harder workout, Honestly, it's intense.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, Henry, the good news is and golf, a

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Speaker 4: lower score is actually better, so in a way you

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Speaker 4: did win.

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Speaker 2: That's a good point.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations. We'll be back to the Winding Brooks Bucks at

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Speaker 4: the same time tomorrow

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Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.