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Speaker 1: and Jewels. Second dat update. Bad friends will just tell
Speaker 1: you what you want to hear. Good friends will be
Speaker 1: truthful with you. Yeah, which is why I don't have
Speaker 1: any good friends, because I don't want to know the
Speaker 1: truth about myself. And Mark, who is on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today, apparently has some good
Speaker 1: friends who are very truthful with him about his dating life,
Speaker 1: and he says that that helped him. Apparently he tried
Speaker 1: to change something in his dating life recently and he
Speaker 1: went out with a woman and now he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back from her. What's up, Mark? How are you?
Speaker 1: How's it going pretty good? So what did your friends
Speaker 1: tell you? Well, you know, I've been single for a while,
Speaker 1: i'n't really had like a furious girlfriend, and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: they told me I tend to kind of talk about
Speaker 1: myself a little too much and dominate the conversation. I
Speaker 1: feel that already, right, Well, thanks, let stop talking about yourself.
Speaker 1: I know we're asking you questions about yourself, but whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm too self centered even on this show. Right, What
Speaker 1: did they say to do to fix it? Well, they
Speaker 1: thought that if I made a little brochure I could
Speaker 1: hand the girl when I meet her and then she
Speaker 1: should kind of read it with some bullet points about me,
Speaker 1: that maybe that would take the pressure off. They were
Speaker 1: they serious about that. That's kind of funny they were.
Speaker 1: So you know, my name's Mark. I made it. It's
Speaker 1: called you a market a Minute, and I have this
Speaker 1: just quick marketing a minute brochure that just like it's
Speaker 1: just a quick little thing, you know, catches yap on me.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like a picture of measurements, okay, measurements.
Speaker 1: So it's like a dating profile with it a brochure?
Speaker 1: Is there, like a travel dating brochure? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: it worked for that dude on Tender who had like
Speaker 1: a power point profile and women were going crazy for him.
Speaker 1: So you you take a brochure with you when you
Speaker 1: go on dates now, right? So you know, I and
Speaker 1: you know, talks about like my hobbies and things, you know,
Speaker 1: break broken down seasonally, you know, the different things I
Speaker 1: like to do. Isn't that awkward though? Just sitting there
Speaker 1: while she reads it? And you're just staring at her
Speaker 1: while she reads about you, like exactly you would think that.
Speaker 1: But when we met up, you know, I went to
Speaker 1: get a couple of drinks, so I handed her the
Speaker 1: brochure and so she could kind of read it while
Speaker 1: I was getting drinks. That's nice. So you're not sitting
Speaker 1: across the table. Wow, she reads the brochure of Mark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right now we're using our time wisely here, you know. Nice.
Speaker 1: What was her reaction when you handed her a brochure? Oh, Mark,
Speaker 1: I think she found is already helpful. She didn't seem
Speaker 1: weirded out alone. She liked it, and then you know,
Speaker 1: we are honestly, we're able to focus more on her
Speaker 1: as we were talking and stuff because that kind of
Speaker 1: I really did. She like it relieved the pressure. I
Speaker 1: think more people should do that on dates. You could
Speaker 1: have given her brochure. She could have given you a brochure,
Speaker 1: no need to even be there over half an hour,
Speaker 1: and then you could go do over whatever else you
Speaker 1: have to do. I make dating so much more streamlined
Speaker 1: since you're vegan, I can't. I'm sorry glad we did
Speaker 1: this right away though. What's her name? By the way,
Speaker 1: her name is Elizabeth. Okay, can I just step in
Speaker 1: and say I think this is a horrible idea and
Speaker 1: apparently I'm the only one. Really Yes, I think it's cheesy,
Speaker 1: Like why wouldn't you if you talk too much about yourself,
Speaker 1: your friends should have just told you, hey, Mark, shut
Speaker 1: up and ask some questions about the person you're out with.
Speaker 1: You know, that's easier said than done, Like I've tried
Speaker 1: doing that, but I have trouble holding back, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about what's up with my wife,
Speaker 1: so so you just can't hold back from talking about yourself.
Speaker 1: And how did the date go other than you're brochure?
Speaker 1: Was it good? Well? I told well, really well, you know,
Speaker 1: we were hitting it off and she was laughing at
Speaker 1: my jokes since she was talking about her life, but
Speaker 1: then she had to meet up with a friend, so
Speaker 1: it didn't you know, it kind of got cut short
Speaker 1: a little bit. Did you believe that, Mark? Did you
Speaker 1: believe that she really needs admit she took the brochure
Speaker 1: with her? I will say yeah, because I'm telling you
Speaker 1: she's going to show that to all her friends because
Speaker 1: that is ridiculous, or maybe she wants to make one
Speaker 1: up and she's just going to copy my work. Oh
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Mark, And just don't No, honestly,
Speaker 1: I think she took it because she was interested, and
Speaker 1: you know, she wanted to kind of look over at
Speaker 1: more when she got home. And you know it has
Speaker 1: all my contact info in there too, so I think
Speaker 1: that she was interested. Okay, but you haven't heard from her? No,
Speaker 1: I haven't. But like that's why kind of need you
Speaker 1: guys to help out. And have you called her? I've
Speaker 1: texted her and I haven't gotten any response. Okay, And
Speaker 1: what's your theory why she's not calling you back? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, at one point she did kind of use
Speaker 1: my brochure as a coaster, so maybe some of my
Speaker 1: info got kind of smudged. Okay, but she has your
Speaker 1: number because you texted her, So there goes that theory,
Speaker 1: right right, Okay, Yeah, just trying to just trying to
Speaker 1: figure it out for you, Mark, it could just be
Speaker 1: that you're still not a very good listener and that
Speaker 1: you made the date too much about you. I mean,
Speaker 1: would you come with a brochure of yourself? It's not
Speaker 1: really making it less about you. I'm sorry what were're saying? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm serious. I am a good quest in her, I
Speaker 1: swear I am. Okay, but no, but the brochure really
Speaker 1: did make me, you know, it made it easier for
Speaker 1: me to listen and just I know, was the right move,
Speaker 1: be able to just getting out of the open right
Speaker 1: right away, and then she was able to talk about herself.
Speaker 1: It's perfect. All right, Well, we'll see if she felt
Speaker 1: the same. We'll play a song and then we'll come
Speaker 1: back and call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, thank you, yeah man, hang on fucking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second right in the middle of
Speaker 1: a second date update, and Mark is on the phone today.
Speaker 1: He wants us to call a girl named Elizabeth. Apparently
Speaker 1: they met on an app and they went out to
Speaker 1: a bar and Mark actually presented her with a brochure
Speaker 1: about himself because his friends told him that they think
Speaker 1: he's not successful at dating because he talks about himself
Speaker 1: too much. The interesting thing is we talked to Mark
Speaker 1: about his date and I just realized we didn't really
Speaker 1: learn very much about her. We mostly learned about Mark
Speaker 1: in that first segment. We know nothing about her. Yeah, Mark, true,
Speaker 1: give us one thing about Elizabeth. What's what's her hair Colorum,
Speaker 1: it's like a brown or I mean, I guess it's
Speaker 1: like a maybe a blondish brown. Her hair color, I
Speaker 1: guess kind of a dirty, dirty blond kind Okay, that is,
Speaker 1: you're not committing to a color. Even can't wait to
Speaker 1: get her on the phone and find out what went
Speaker 1: wrong in your date. And we never asked you. Did
Speaker 1: you actually explain why you gave her the brochure? No?
Speaker 1: I felt like that would have been a little awkward,
Speaker 1: so I didn't heard that. I honestly think that probably
Speaker 1: would have been the better decision to be, like, I
Speaker 1: gave you that brochure because people said to talk about
Speaker 1: myself too much, So I figured I get everything out
Speaker 1: of the way right now instead of just having her
Speaker 1: wonder why you brought her brochure along. Maybe that should
Speaker 1: be on the front of the brochure. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: just add that in there so that they know why
Speaker 1: you're giving it to them talking it all on a date. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, is this Elizabeth? It is hey Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: How are you? This is jew Bil from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Hi. Hi,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of it before? Yeah? The radio,
Speaker 1: I mean, not the show. Just have you heard a
Speaker 1: second date update before? I have heard a few, but
Speaker 1: I've only a few, like, not all the time. Oh cool,
Speaker 1: what you're about to be in one? Seriously? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: got an email from somebody about you. Oh boy, Okay.
Speaker 1: His name is Mark, and you might have a brochure
Speaker 1: from him laying around your house right now? Oh boy,
Speaker 1: yeah I do, Oh my god. He told I mean,
Speaker 1: I met a lot of people on dating apps, and
Speaker 1: like some people are just special? Am I different? You know?
Speaker 1: And so yeah, yeah, we talked to Mark and he
Speaker 1: said that he's really upset that you're not calling him back.
Speaker 1: He did tell us how he showed up to your
Speaker 1: date with a brochure that was all about him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What do you think about the brochure? Um? I thought
Speaker 1: it was very thoughtful, but it's also very strange. Okay,
Speaker 1: a little bit of both. Sure you didn't like what
Speaker 1: you saw. There's a whole lot of information in there.
Speaker 1: I mean, like I know that he likes to play
Speaker 1: soccer in the fall and then like board games in
Speaker 1: the winter. His GPA's on there, for some reason. I
Speaker 1: don't even remember what it is, but Gpa, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's like you almost got like a resume essentially for
Speaker 1: your dates. It was like an audition here. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, did you find some humor in it? I mean,
Speaker 1: like I thought it was funny. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was intentional or not to be funny, but it
Speaker 1: was funny. I mean, it's clever. Were you able to
Speaker 1: move past it and have a good time with him?
Speaker 1: I mean we had good conversation after that, but there
Speaker 1: was a part where the conversation started to peter out,
Speaker 1: and so he got uncomfortable. I got uncomfortable, and so
Speaker 1: then he just grabs the pamphlet and he said, okay,
Speaker 1: so oh, let's play a game. I'm going to test
Speaker 1: you on, like how much you know about me? What
Speaker 1: a quiz? Yeah, and I test anxiety. Anyhow, he's testing
Speaker 1: you on the brochure that he took that's about himself.
Speaker 1: That was like a half hour. Oh no, wait, it
Speaker 1: wasn't a joke. He was not a joke. He told
Speaker 1: me it was going to be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: And now I don't really know, but then he yeah,
Speaker 1: he actually just sat there and tested me. It's like,
Speaker 1: what was my GP in high school? I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't remember, Like how tall am I? I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: what was going through your head? It's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 1: Like I think he expected me just to absorb everything
Speaker 1: about him and I didn't, And then the conversation became
Speaker 1: like all about him really because he's asked me all
Speaker 1: these questions about himself. That's funny because there is a
Speaker 1: specific reason that he does that brochure thing. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: does he do it? Well, I don't want to tell you.
Speaker 1: I'll just let him tell you because he's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, kay, Lizaban, how are you doing? Hi?
Speaker 1: So you didn't like to brochure, That's that's what I'm
Speaker 1: getting out of this. I'm sorry, Mark, I just I
Speaker 1: didn't know that you were going to be on the
Speaker 1: thought that it was kind of like awkward for me
Speaker 1: right now, right, I mean, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell you, Like I made this brochure because my friends
Speaker 1: told me I just kind of talk about myself too much,
Speaker 1: and I just wanted the focus to be on you,
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, he grabbed the pamphlet and test me
Speaker 1: on it. That's not getting to know me. And you
Speaker 1: didn't pass on the test and that I am totally yeah,
Speaker 1: who would? But why? But that's okay. I mean, you
Speaker 1: know you probably had time to review it now though, right?
Speaker 1: I mean, Mark, are you a listening to what she's saying?
Speaker 1: You didn't even hear her? I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: I mean, she do you? So you didn't like the brochure?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? Okay? I think you all
Speaker 1: can understand. This is what I went through Again. You
Speaker 1: said you've made the brochure that so that you could
Speaker 1: listen more to her. But you're not listening to her.
Speaker 1: You're not asking her any questions about how she feels. No,
Speaker 1: that's totally not true. Like I asked her how she
Speaker 1: felt about the brochure, and I mean I even asked
Speaker 1: her if she thought I she anged the cover of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you're still talking about you sort of Mark, when
Speaker 1: you're talking about your brochure, I mean not really like
Speaker 1: I'm asking her opinion. I want to get to know
Speaker 1: where it's foss about you, know about you? About you?
Speaker 1: I mean just in this circumstance. But you know, I
Speaker 1: do want to hear what she says, Mark, just to
Speaker 1: let you know her future reference. You still want to
Speaker 1: carry around those pamphlets and you feel like testing your date, Like,
Speaker 1: don't like go aunt when they get a wrong answer.
Speaker 1: I was, it's a lot of pressure. It's not like
Speaker 1: a game show. Bring your own buzzer with you, so
Speaker 1: you don't do it with your mouth, like bringing actual
Speaker 1: buzzer with you. You buzzed her? How could you buzz her? Well?
Speaker 1: She got like everyone wrong? What do you want me
Speaker 1: to say? And to be fair, I did to give
Speaker 1: you extra time, So that is awfully nice of you
Speaker 1: that I just have a hard time absorbing facts that
Speaker 1: I don't really care about. All right, Well, does not
Speaker 1: to be mean, Really it's not. I just don't care
Speaker 1: about your GPA. Mark. I think you are better off
Speaker 1: dating yourself at this rate. I mean, I've read the
Speaker 1: brochure already. I don't need it. You know you've lived
Speaker 1: the brochure. Elizabeth, would you like to go on a
Speaker 1: second day with Mark? We will pay for it. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's a well I mean, you answer, you're
Speaker 1: very interesting and fun, but I just don't think that
Speaker 1: I'm as fun and interesting as you. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to say no, that was the kindest let down you
Speaker 1: could have gotten. Mark very well said, So, I guess
Speaker 1: that's to know. Yeah, I think so. Mark. I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: were you even paying attention? I understand she said no,
Speaker 1: But I just can't help us think that. You know,
Speaker 1: my friend thought of this brochure idea. I mean, I
Speaker 1: kind of liked it, but it kind of feels like
Speaker 1: it backfired on me, Like you think I should still
Speaker 1: be doing the brochure. Absolutely absolutely. I want to do
Speaker 1: more second date updates with you, just to see how
Speaker 1: it goes. All right, Well, if you guys think it's
Speaker 1: a good idea, I'll keep doing it. Yeah, everybody is
Speaker 1: in agreement. Great idea, Keep it up, Mark, good luck man, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. In the morning, text in at seven, eight,
Speaker 1: five nine two says I would have left as soon
Speaker 1: as the buzzerstounds started. So I'm on a date, not
Speaker 1: a game show. Yeah, it's broke in jubal in the
Speaker 1: morning talking about today's second date update. If you missed it,
Speaker 1: Mark wanted to call Elizabeth. They went out. They met
Speaker 1: at a bar and He actually made a brochure for
Speaker 1: himself to tell her everything about Mark, because apparently his
Speaker 1: friends told him that they think he's not really successful
Speaker 1: in the dating world because he talks about himself too much.
Speaker 1: So he made up a brochure to give to anybody
Speaker 1: that he goes out with so they can learn a
Speaker 1: little bit about him, and then that way he can
Speaker 1: just continue to focus on them since now they've got
Speaker 1: all the facts about Mark right in the palm of
Speaker 1: their hand. And it didn't work very well because they
Speaker 1: ran out of a conversation at some point, and then
Speaker 1: he just started quizzing her on the brochure about himself,
Speaker 1: so once again the conversation became him. It just dawned
Speaker 1: on me where his friends trolling him. Probably do you mean, Mike,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh my god, we told him to do
Speaker 1: a brochure and he went through with it. I would
Speaker 1: think so. And then apparently, but he deserves Fred. Apparently
Speaker 1: when he was quizzing her, she started buzzing her when
Speaker 1: she'd give a wrong answer brochure. Apparently she got every
Speaker 1: answer wrout yeah, which was a big turn off for him,
Speaker 1: right because she didn't know all about Mark, and Mark
Speaker 1: apparently wants everybody to know all about Mark all the time.
Speaker 1: Does anybody else this? I don't want a copy of
Speaker 1: the brochure, though I do, I really want to see it.
Speaker 1: I think a brochure thing could work if you made
Speaker 1: it funny, like I think, if you take it seriously,
Speaker 1: there was in what he was doing. He did it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: serious is what I'm saying, right, he was literally like
Speaker 1: a timeshare salesman. Most people, for himself, are just very
Speaker 1: intrigued with the brochure. Somebody texts it in seven eight, five,
Speaker 1: nine two, And just I want to know what paper
Speaker 1: and print quality of his pamphlet he used. Was it
Speaker 1: cardstock or trifold? I don't know, And we didn't even
Speaker 1: ask like black and white or did he invest in color?
Speaker 1: And how much is it to get a brochure? And
Speaker 1: what kind of graphic design artist did he use? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did he do it himself or did he hire somebody
Speaker 1: for that? That could be thousands of dollars by the
Speaker 1: time he's done. And they decided not to get well,
Speaker 1: she decided not to go out with him again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did not get a second date. So remember if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second date. Update you want
Speaker 1: to call the person who's not calling you back, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call them for you. A brochure too, about the
Speaker 1: whole thing moving ninety two point five