WEBVTT - "The Assistant Expert" with Molly

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well we're here, We're here, and we're queer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Pride month, and goodness gracious, we are we having

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<v Speaker 2>the time of our lives?

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<v Speaker 3>Marie?

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<v Speaker 4>Are we having the time of our lives? An't he?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I was just talking to Andrew about it, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna say this for the record, just a regular

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a blah pride for me, not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you been going to pride events? Because I think

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<v Speaker 4>in order for you to have a good pride, you

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<v Speaker 4>gotta do bright things.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, yeah, I've gotten some invites, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a whole bunch of straight people coming to these

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<v Speaker 3>pride things.

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<v Speaker 5>Which pride things?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to just parties that it's supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be queer? But m the straits are taking over?

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<v Speaker 5>Too many allies?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, too many allies, too many allies, Marie is an ally.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm having a great pride. I'm having your fan pask.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I think that Sydney, maybe you gotta

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<v Speaker 4>put yourself a little bit out there more, but you're

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<v Speaker 4>not really out there, a friend. You you're a different

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<v Speaker 4>person coming out of the pandemic than you are going in.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Sidney, let's be honest here. You were never

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<v Speaker 4>home when we knew you in the years past, and

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<v Speaker 4>now you want to be home, so it's different. You

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<v Speaker 4>have less patience for the things that you probably had

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<v Speaker 4>patients for before.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch, I have no fucking patience. I'm ready. I get

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<v Speaker 2>there and I'm ready to go, right, So you can't

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<v Speaker 2>say you having a bad pride. You be ready to go.

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<v Speaker 4>When you get there, you'd be like, well, let me

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<v Speaker 4>schedule a uber for thirty two minutes from now.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, no, that's not that's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I think that I'm really gonna do my

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<v Speaker 2>best this weekend and really, you know, spread my wings.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to dance.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to like take pictures with hot lesbians and

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<v Speaker 2>post it on my stories and be like pride ride.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a couple of things that I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>send you that.

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<v Speaker 4>That you would let me as a straight ally to

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<v Speaker 4>attend me.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it just so happened that my best friend

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<v Speaker 3>is straight. What do people want?

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<v Speaker 2>And you said you might hook up with a girl

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<v Speaker 2>this summer, So the door is open, right.

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<v Speaker 4>The legs are open? What is this a beat? A

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<v Speaker 4>red juice.

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<v Speaker 3>Hibiscus lemonade?

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<v Speaker 2>So, Marie, we went out last weekend. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>good time. We were living it up, hopping and bopping

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<v Speaker 2>and twerking and what we do hap.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh maybe it was just me. I was running around.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I was running around. Sorry, great Gorge, thank

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<v Speaker 3>you for Juneteenth.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>out all day and all night.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, did you have a good black day in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle of gay month?

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<v Speaker 3>Or I did? Yeah? Actually, that was the highlight of

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<v Speaker 3>my pride. Juneteenth.

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<v Speaker 4>Hmm, Juneteenth was a good day. All the attractive, melanated

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<v Speaker 4>folks were out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's I mean, it's a win. But like the

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<v Speaker 3>month as a whole, it just feels like the people.

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<v Speaker 2>Who just came out are having a better pride than me.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just want to let you know that if

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<v Speaker 2>you're listening and you just came out, don't worry. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be five six years in and then nobody's going

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<v Speaker 2>to give a fuck about your gayness. They're not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>give a damn.

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<v Speaker 3>He washed up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Sidney, what equals a good pride for you because

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<v Speaker 4>you saying a lot of things, but you're not really

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<v Speaker 4>saying anything. So what's a good pride? Babe?

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<v Speaker 5>It sounds like you actually are having a good pride

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<v Speaker 5>at home, like you're just at home. You're just lesbian, happy,

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<v Speaker 5>lesbian at home, and that's good for your dag.

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<v Speaker 3>Pride at home.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hashtag b gay do crime?

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<v Speaker 3>What is this?

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<v Speaker 4>What's what's peak for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Babe?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean just more parties, more rooftops, more people like

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<v Speaker 2>sliding in my dms, more people just professing how amazing

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<v Speaker 2>my stand up is as a gay person.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not getting that.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the meaning of pride? Is that what Jesus

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<v Speaker 4>on the pron for you to get DM compliments that

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<v Speaker 4>you don't think those any other month of the year. Sydney,

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<v Speaker 4>we gotta meet the microphone because you ain't saying nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying everything, bitch. You just can't hear me. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm because I've been gay. I've been gay too long.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not this has nothing to do with you being gay.

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<v Speaker 4>You just want more attention.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I think that is inherently that is inherently gay

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<v Speaker 5>wanting attention.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Andrew, and.

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<v Speaker 4>You like attention.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never felt more seen, I've never felt more seene.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Andrew an Ally.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, I love attention. Why do you think that

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<v Speaker 5>I talk on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>And you and you receive, you receive, Andrew. They it's Sydney,

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<v Speaker 3>Marie and Andrew.

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<v Speaker 5>I ran and I ran into a listener in the

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<v Speaker 5>park last weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Did they say?

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<v Speaker 5>They said, are you Andrew from the Unofficial Expert? And

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, yeah, it's so funny. I didn't their

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<v Speaker 5>name talking. No, I was just walking with someone.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the person the person say, what the is

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<v Speaker 4>the unofficial Expert? Well, I'm glad that you had that interaction.

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<v Speaker 4>Sydney seems to be lacking. But Sidney, people give you

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<v Speaker 4>love all day long, so I don't understand why you

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<v Speaker 4>feel like you should get more of that for pride.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody's gay now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the village and I was in front

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<v Speaker 2>of the cellar and three people recognized me and they

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<v Speaker 2>told me how amazing I am. And actually a girl

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot her freaking name. But you know, if you

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<v Speaker 2>came up to me, you know, you came up to

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<v Speaker 2>me and you said I bought sex lights because of you.

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<v Speaker 3>And you had amazing pants on. Who are you? Please

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<v Speaker 3>step forward?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I met another girl who works at this vegan,

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<v Speaker 2>this vegan restaurant, and she she got me a croissant.

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<v Speaker 4>She got me a croissant for croissant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sorry, girl, it was not good. But I really

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<v Speaker 2>am fortunate that you recognize me and that we had

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<v Speaker 2>a moment. And I'll come back and I'll get something else.

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<v Speaker 2>But you were fam fabulous, famtabulous.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything you're saying now about what just happened this past

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<v Speaker 4>weekend makes it seem like it's contradicting what you were

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<v Speaker 4>complaining about at the beginning of the episode just seven

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<v Speaker 4>short minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Babe, And that was that was the straight in me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm confusing, being confusing.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week I was famously going through my quarter life

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<v Speaker 4>crisis and very much just thinking, I don't you know,

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<v Speaker 4>all the things that you thought you were going to

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<v Speaker 4>have accomplished by a certain time I kind of haven't happened.

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<v Speaker 4>But also you don't know I don't know what my

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<v Speaker 4>goals are for the future, Like I don't even know

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<v Speaker 4>what I want to be when I grow up, if

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<v Speaker 4>you will right, And yesterday I went to a gala

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, this is what I want to

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<v Speaker 4>be when I grow up. I want to be a

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<v Speaker 4>social light. Okay, very much like Sydney. I want to

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<v Speaker 4>be invited to stuff. I want to get dressed. I

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<v Speaker 4>want to take pictures for photographers that I'm like, are

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<v Speaker 4>the gaddies Like? That's what I want to do. I

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<v Speaker 4>think literally until I die. So like my good gay

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<v Speaker 4>Christian cis Sydney, I too would like to be invited

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<v Speaker 4>to more things, but things that I can get dressed

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<v Speaker 4>up for, not things that people gonna be wearing berkenstocks

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<v Speaker 4>at like if if.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be cash cash like that, if denims are

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be there, Yeah you can.

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<v Speaker 3>You can hold that invite, mind you, Marie. I have

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<v Speaker 3>another invite.

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<v Speaker 2>It's for a boat. Oh, it's a boat. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>boat party. Yes, I'm gonna send it to you. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's somebody who's it. Everybody's going Joe Joe Firestone is going.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh Joe Firestone is going interesting. So it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 4>like an alt boat. It's not gonna be Dooty's boat. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's gonna it's Eric Andre's boat.

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<v Speaker 3>Here. I send it to you, right, now it's on

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<v Speaker 3>the third m. It's a birthday party.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, great, I love a birthday party on a boat.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of birthday parties on boats, let's get into what

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<v Speaker 4>y'all really want to hear today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 4>Baby, you emailed it to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe no, I texted to you. Wait, and Andrew, do

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<v Speaker 3>you have any emails?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I got some. I got in. I got some

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<v Speaker 4>emails too. People are sending them directly to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you have your email and the unofficial expert email

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<v Speaker 5>button on their Instagrah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, because that's what that's what we used to

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<v Speaker 2>log in. Log in for me, sweetie, right, yeah, in for.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, sweetie. Okay, Okay, are the ones that you got long?

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<v Speaker 5>This one I'm looking at right now is not long.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it might be long for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let's do the emails at the end. Let's do

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<v Speaker 3>the emails.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'll send them to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now though, let's bring in our motherfucking guests now. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the most conscient versal guests we've ever had

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<v Speaker 2>in Unofficial Expert History Drama.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Never, just didn't even think that it was possible, but

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<v Speaker 2>we have someone that is the biggest fan, the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>fan that they would actually want to help us, help

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<v Speaker 2>us grow the pod and work for fr Ee.

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<v Speaker 3>Give it up for our I guess, assistant expert, give

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<v Speaker 3>it up for Molly Levi.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello everyone, I'm so happy to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell you, Hi, Molly, you got to see

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<v Speaker 4>how you know, the magic is made in this zoom today.

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<v Speaker 1>Very exciting. I think that you know what I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what I'll say, is that I think that

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who has a favorite podcast, their dream, even if

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<v Speaker 1>they're like not into like comedy or whatever the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is about, their dream is to be on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm accomplishing a dream right now. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>make dreams come true right now.

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<v Speaker 4>This was on the vision board for twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>This literally was on my vision board for twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you show us the board?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, I'm not kidding. It was over there. I

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<v Speaker 1>just took it down otherwise, I really you're I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>Your faces were on my vision board.

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<v Speaker 3>We're making white women's dreams come true.

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<v Speaker 4>Expert is what is the Disney world.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, you didn't think it was happening, but it was happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I work for Freeze because I felt bad.

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<v Speaker 3>You're very persistent the guilt, the white guilt, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>Andrew is like rare, he said, you were very.

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<v Speaker 5>I know I heard that email, and I'm like this, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I won't go any further.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, my name, Andrew. We would love to hear

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<v Speaker 4>your thoughts and then Molly you can clear your name

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<v Speaker 4>and then we'll jump into something I was.

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<v Speaker 5>Not I was not there the episode that you read

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<v Speaker 5>Molly's email, and so I was just listening to it,

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<v Speaker 5>had like a lot of thoughts while it was listening

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<v Speaker 5>to it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just like, very what's your thoughts, what's your thoughts?

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<v Speaker 5>I was just very concerned to Molly, You're obviously here

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<v Speaker 5>to clear a name. I'm just like concerned about, like, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>working for free Uh. That's that is the reddest of flags.

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot to say on this, he said.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, he said, the Red Sea, Honey, this is

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<v Speaker 3>the Red Sea.

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<v Speaker 5>And also, you know you say in the email, I

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<v Speaker 5>believe that you make reference to not wanting to like

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<v Speaker 5>boost your stand up career, but you are a stand

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<v Speaker 5>up so you would be boosting your career in the process.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I have so much to say. May I clear

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<v Speaker 1>my name? Okay, thank you guys so much for having

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<v Speaker 1>me on here, giving me the platform to the you

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<v Speaker 1>know what potent. You know. What I have to say

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<v Speaker 1>is that, like Okay, first of all, have you guys

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<v Speaker 1>never heard of a free intern before? Like I have

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<v Speaker 1>been college, And I will take money if you're willing

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<v Speaker 1>to pay me. Obviously, I will take the money. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not stupid, I'm not crazy, but I yes, I understand. Also, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm interrupting myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I take it time. Take your time. We have time.

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<v Speaker 1>We have time. Okay, okay, you know what. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>to the listeners who really turned on me in five seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to be one of you guys. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the second, the second I send in an email, get

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<v Speaker 1>a little cheeky in this email, they turned on me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was I was appalled. I was very sad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was very Okay, I'm very self aware.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes that you finished, but you said I used to

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<v Speaker 4>be one of you.

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<v Speaker 3>We love to see it. Okay, No, I still want to.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I am lead singer.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me uprade you.

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<v Speaker 3>We do not throw me under the bus like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know they're all going to comfort me, now, Andrew, this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is where the clip is. The clip is here. This

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<v Speaker 3>is the clipp No, guys, okay, Molly, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>stay stay strong.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an a poet, I hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the thing is.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the listeners are jealous that I made it

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<v Speaker 1>this far, and I'm not trying. I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>turn them against you more. But what I will say.

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<v Speaker 1>What I will say is that yes I am weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very weird, but I'm self aware, so I Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>can back this up. I literally was like the first

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<v Speaker 1>time I talked to Sydney, I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be creepy, and you were like, don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm creepy too. I remember you said that, because okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, now using my words against me, I'm not taking

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<v Speaker 4>creepy advice from Sydney. It's like everyone's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's all hang.

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<v Speaker 4>Out and shoo a bed. You say, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 4>to be a classes oh this person you said you

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<v Speaker 4>had our faces on your vision board.

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<v Speaker 3>In my brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Marie, in my room, I'm imagining in my mind,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm imagining you had a little room like Helga from

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<v Speaker 4>Hey Arnold that had our faces.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Guys, obviously you're celebrities, a celebrities. That's that's my

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<v Speaker 1>final point that I will make. It is fucked up

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<v Speaker 1>that your listeners don't think that you guys are famous enough,

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<v Speaker 1>and that you guys don't think you're famous enough that

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<v Speaker 1>you such a big fan such as I who Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm I'm I was very concerned that you think

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<v Speaker 1>I would try to single white female. You guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>already thought about all of this because I am self aware. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I did think.

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<v Speaker 4>About you thought about single white female.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was just like worried. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want them to think I'm like a creepy girlie

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<v Speaker 1>who's trying to like steal their like material, And like, I.

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<v Speaker 6>I wait, if we see you, if we see you,

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<v Speaker 6>if I don't see you in some box braids, Molly,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm on side.

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<v Speaker 4>I would.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Molly, Molly, I have a question.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're saying you never went to Jamaica on a

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<v Speaker 2>family trip, and you've never worn those little no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I will like, I'm not gonna say I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have like I probably have something creepy in my past.

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<v Speaker 4>That's like like, oh, no, you said you're in college.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us where you're from and where you live.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Okay, I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a loaded thing to say, a loaded place

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<v Speaker 1>to say you're from. I but I moved to the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Apple here I am. I live in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>I go to a college. I honestly, I would hate

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<v Speaker 1>to promote them because I don't like going there.

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<v Speaker 4>So then don't promote them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to promote them. If you know me,

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<v Speaker 1>you know where I go to college. If you look

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<v Speaker 1>on my Instagram, you'll see where I go to college.

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<v Speaker 5>She said, who will be Google?

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<v Speaker 4>She said, I used to be one of you guys,

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<v Speaker 4>But now you can shut Marie.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to turn them and gets me.

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<v Speaker 3>I will not stand.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just repeating what you say.

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<v Speaker 2>But also also you have to stand in your truth.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you are like I've made it this is

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<v Speaker 2>where I'm at, you have to be accepting of that.

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<v Speaker 3>In my world, this is like my like.

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<v Speaker 1>Broadway debut right now. In my world, I'm serious, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>for real, and.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what makes me uncomfortable. You are serious in your.

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<v Speaker 1>Well okay, and it's like, but Marie, like, why aren't

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<v Speaker 1>you taking that you should accept that compliment. That's a compliment.

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<v Speaker 4>It can be a compliment. But I have decided that

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<v Speaker 4>the way that I die is by a fan murdering me.

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<v Speaker 4>Very Selena. I'm not saying you Midley, I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 4>I've decided that in my mind that that's my feat.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone is going to be like Marie and I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to be mean to them because I'm not gonna know

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<v Speaker 4>them really that well. And then they go to strocle

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<v Speaker 4>back in a couple of weeks and be like, I

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<v Speaker 4>gave you X amount of hours of my life. So

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<v Speaker 4>you being this is triggering for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we have to Well what we do is we're

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<v Speaker 2>definitely gonna like file up some kind of like n

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<v Speaker 2>DA and we got to get a comment.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, of course, Oh, Sydney, you already offering, Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 4>haven't even you haven't asked the singing of the interview. Sydney,

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<v Speaker 4>I need you to set your phone, your phone across

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<v Speaker 4>the room because you're not. You're missing it, I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, babe, you're hired. You said I'll work for free.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in Yeah, that's why I said, I will work

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<v Speaker 1>for free again. I will take any money you throw

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<v Speaker 1>my okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But the thing that really stood out to me is

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<v Speaker 5>is that legal? Because I think you're you're in school

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<v Speaker 5>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how old are you, Molly, I'm twenty one, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>sit an adult. I'm an adult.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So like you could get like a free internships,

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<v Speaker 5>but you would also like want college credits. I would imagine, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I don't care. We could do it through my college.

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<v Speaker 1>But again I don't. I don't want to. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we could do whatever you guys seem to do to

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<v Speaker 1>make it legal.

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<v Speaker 5>No, But like what I'm concerned about for Sidney and

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<v Speaker 5>Marie is that, you know, down the line, you seem

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<v Speaker 5>very trustworthy right now, but like, okay, you're doing this

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<v Speaker 5>like you could do like an expose later on. I

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<v Speaker 5>cannot believe that Sydney and Marie made me do all

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<v Speaker 5>this free work. You know, I wasn't compensated at all,

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<v Speaker 5>and then you could furnish their name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't sure sure I could do that would I

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<v Speaker 2>be sure, Alan, let me talk about it. Stand up

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<v Speaker 2>for myself, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew puts the A in ally, he came prepared. He said,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, no, no, no no. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew was just like, how come you girls didn't ask

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<v Speaker 3>me for help? I'm here?

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<v Speaker 2>That was like, I was like, Andrew, you are booked

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<v Speaker 2>and busy and blessed. Was That's what I was thinking

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<v Speaker 2>when I was you have fourteen podcasts.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I was thinking. When I was listening to

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<v Speaker 5>the episode, I was like, okay, wait, why didn't they

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<v Speaker 5>just ask me? But then, of course, Molly, you got

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<v Speaker 5>to the free part, which I you know, it's not

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<v Speaker 5>something that I'm considering, but if it works for you, babe,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let me say I got I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will pay, Like if if you guys pay me, I

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<v Speaker 1>would love that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, don't want to get back.

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<v Speaker 1>You're all right, I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 3>You came up talking about free, trying to say you

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<v Speaker 3>said you was going to give us some.

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<v Speaker 4>Money to be.

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<v Speaker 5>I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not say that. I said that I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I will bring you a lot of revenue, because baby

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<v Speaker 1>brought you a lot of revenue.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh excuse me because you got some friends to come

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<v Speaker 2>to our raggedy ass shows.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Molly, I see how you throwing it back in

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<v Speaker 3>our face.

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<v Speaker 4>That flag somebody sent us an email. Somebody sent me

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<v Speaker 4>an email and the name of the subject is assistant

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<v Speaker 4>red flags.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna read a hold on, hold on, I try

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<v Speaker 3>to be vulnerable for like, no, no, we.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna let you, you know, rebuke or re butcher,

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<v Speaker 4>whatever the word is here. I'm not saying there's anything

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<v Speaker 4>suspicious about Molly, but the personal assistant is a high

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<v Speaker 4>trust position and anything can happen. Blackmailing, selling, Sydney's warn panties,

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<v Speaker 4>et cetera. You know it already, has you know it

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<v Speaker 4>already as you discussed it in regard to Ben Affleck

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<v Speaker 4>and the Kardashians spelling to give some people the five

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<v Speaker 4>minutes of fame they are desperately chasing. It gives me

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<v Speaker 4>some bad vibes of adjacent to fame, Johnny Dragon, I

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<v Speaker 4>understand wanting to be friends with you, because I too

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<v Speaker 4>listened to the podcast, but it might end up being

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<v Speaker 4>an unhealthy work environment. Next and more realistic issue is

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<v Speaker 4>mildly not being experienced enough. She did have volunteering experience,

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<v Speaker 4>but it doesn't you mean she will be a good assistant.

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<v Speaker 4>She learn how to be a good assistant with patients

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<v Speaker 4>and proper guidance. It will take your energy and not

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<v Speaker 4>be worth it in a short time. Furthermore, the assistant

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<v Speaker 4>should be paid because working for free is exhausting. I

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<v Speaker 4>volunteered before, and it's hard to do it consistently and

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<v Speaker 4>long term. And that's why there's usually a team of volunteers.

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<v Speaker 4>So they're saying that we need more. Molly's yeah, thank you, Selena.

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<v Speaker 5>I have friends, Selena.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Molly, Holly says she got friends. It's giving Oceans thirteen,

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<v Speaker 4>it's giving you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Molly pulled up to the show with like seven

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<v Speaker 3>friends and sat in the front.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's why you offered her the job, Sidney Washington,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean she knows.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just saying, like, I support y'all, and I have

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<v Speaker 2>a team. I have a team of people who are

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<v Speaker 2>ready to buy tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that the revenue that you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>How many shirts did you buy?

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<v Speaker 1>How many shirts you guys are selling?

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<v Speaker 4>Merchen, look at Andrew's face, red flag, Red flag?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know that we're selling March.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wouldn't that be creepier if I knew every little

0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:12.119
<v Speaker 1>detail about you? Guys are like, really, no, you are

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<v Speaker 1>going no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 4>You came to three shows and you said you're bringing

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<v Speaker 4>this revenue. But yeah, that's like barely the Verizon bill

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<v Speaker 4>for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Molly, you knew you, you knew where you were getting

0:23:27.080 --> 0:23:29.920
<v Speaker 3>in pod. You know what you're getting into.

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<v Speaker 1>Just stomped on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, we're not stopping at this is this is

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<v Speaker 2>how you know we like you one. We brought your

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:40.080
<v Speaker 2>ass on here do It's all fun. It's all fun

0:23:40.160 --> 0:23:40.560
<v Speaker 2>and games.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:43.399
<v Speaker 1>I told you guys you can roast me like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>Molly, have you ever stolen anything?

0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:49.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean, of course we have all shoplifted.

0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:50.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah no, no, no no no no no.

0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:52.480
<v Speaker 1>No no.

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<v Speaker 2>Off the record, I would sustain, sustain I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 2>on the pod and two was in the twenty one

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<v Speaker 2>everybody is shoplifted.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not doing that, not here. Wow, I don't need

0:24:05.280 --> 0:24:07.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't need them to pull up this and have

0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:08.480
<v Speaker 3>clips since no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, sorry, Of all the things that I've ever been

0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:13.800
<v Speaker 4>said on this podcast, that's the thing that you also

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:18.400
<v Speaker 4>who would pull up saying everyone is shoplifted, everyone has shoplifted.

0:24:18.520 --> 0:24:19.879
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I've never shoplifted.

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:22.360
<v Speaker 4>You've never stolen some gum from the supermarket?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I never, never from I would never be able

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<v Speaker 5>to live with myself.

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<v Speaker 1>You never. You know, it's a big corporation. It doesn't matter.

0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:32.760
<v Speaker 5>Well, even as I just don't want to. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to get caught the ramifications as.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn, Andrew, you are a white man ramification?

0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:42.639
<v Speaker 3>Wow, you called him a.

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<v Speaker 1>Just kid?

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<v Speaker 3>Have to she's really.

0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:51.480
<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry I got back up that control.

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<v Speaker 1>You could take me out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Andrew, Andrew is also our producer.

0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:02.000
<v Speaker 1>So no, I respect you, Andrew. I respect you so much.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you respect the fact that I've never shoplifted? Or

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<v Speaker 5>is that no?

0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 1>I honestly that kind of made me Andrew for you.

0:25:08.160 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, honestly, I don't know if I can have you

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 3>on the team.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a red flag. After everything that Molly said, I

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:14.240
<v Speaker 5>guess that's.

0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:16.440
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:19.080
<v Speaker 1>How okay, finally.

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 4>Give us example some things that you've shoplifted as it as.

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<v Speaker 3>He I think that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't feel like I've shoplifted since I was

0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:29.160
<v Speaker 1>in like well, no, like every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>I think me and my friend's grab pockets something from

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<v Speaker 1>tarje Like, if it's like a bobby pin, I'm not

0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:37.919
<v Speaker 1>like gonna pay ten dollars for a pack of bobby pins.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, So you've taken.

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Like a pack of bobby pins in my pocket? What's

0:25:43.080 --> 0:25:43.560
<v Speaker 1>wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think they cost ten dollars name I think

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<v Speaker 4>they'd be like three forty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I feel I feel you on that though.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it's like giving out bobby pins for free?

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<v Speaker 1>I agree? Uh. My best feet was one time in

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<v Speaker 1>high school I did take a bowling ball out of

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<v Speaker 1>a bowling alley.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>That was pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 4>How did you do that?

0:26:02.880 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 3>What's the U?

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<v Speaker 4>Put it in Oceans nine or whatever?

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I think I like put it in my shirt or something.

0:26:09.920 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Or I was wearing a big sweatshirt, so they thought

0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like thicky. I was thick them just kidding.

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:17.399
<v Speaker 1>They thought I was like you were you were, you

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<v Speaker 1>were thick.

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<v Speaker 5>They thought, wait, what do you what do you want

0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 5>to do with a bowling ball?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. My friends were like, take it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you usually listen to your friends when they tell

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<v Speaker 4>you to do stuff?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>It depends if it's going to be a funny story

0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:33.760
<v Speaker 1>or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Later, well, I like that energy that feels about right,

0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:40.879
<v Speaker 2>that that feels like you're up or alley with that.

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:43.480
<v Speaker 3>We're always here for this story.

0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:45.040
<v Speaker 4>But I wonder how did you do with the bowling ball?

0:26:45.520 --> 0:26:47.200
<v Speaker 1>I think it was in my room and then I

0:26:47.359 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 1>gave it to my like we kind of like passed

0:26:49.400 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 1>it around. It's like an inside joke, you know, like

0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:54.400
<v Speaker 1>I gave it to my friend Annie afterwards. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like or something like that, Annie, Are you okay?

0:26:56.920 --> 0:26:57.200
<v Speaker 3>Annie?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you shout out to Annie? She's probably gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:02.639
<v Speaker 3>Molly?

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<v Speaker 2>So, Molly, if you if you don't become our assistant intern, whatevs?

0:27:09.840 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 2>What else would you be doing with your life? This

0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:15.040
<v Speaker 2>is not your only option? Do you have other things

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:16.639
<v Speaker 2>out there that's available for you? I?

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, I hope, I sure hope. So I am currently

0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 1>receiving a BFA in acting and playwriting. So you know

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:28.560
<v Speaker 1>what I like to say is I'm getting a degree

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:32.680
<v Speaker 1>in waitressing. Can't wait? So I will soon be busting

0:27:33.080 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 1>bus bus busting, sorry, busting those tables? Uh? And I

0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:42.480
<v Speaker 1>do want I love improv sketch. I do want to

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:45.119
<v Speaker 1>do stand up but I've never done it. I'm too scared.

0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:47.960
<v Speaker 1>But I'm the vice president of my improv team.

0:27:49.520 --> 0:27:51.800
<v Speaker 4>On my sketch team, you're the Kamala Harris of your

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:52.440
<v Speaker 4>improv team.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm wrong. You want to do stand up count comedy

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:57.840
<v Speaker 3>like I just why?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you hear us complain for years about it

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<v Speaker 2>and you still want to Well, I yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I I think, well, I think you guys should have

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:11.800
<v Speaker 1>your own show. I confused. How you don't have your

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:13.440
<v Speaker 1>own show, but I would like to have my own

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:14.159
<v Speaker 1>show as well.

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 3>We two are also confused.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, you said you're a play right if you

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<v Speaker 4>were going to write a play for me in Sydney,

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 4>what would that look like?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I don't think I would want to write

0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 1>a play for you. I think I would want you

0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 1>guys to write the play.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know you're going to be that least.

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, what would I have like? I don't want

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 1>to be Okay, I would write if you really want

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 1>me to write it, I will write it, and I

0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>would write it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hypopetical. And you said you're getting the BFA. You said

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:45.600
<v Speaker 4>you're in play, right, I just asked quick follow up,

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 4>if you were going to write a player about me

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<v Speaker 4>and Sydney, what would.

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 3>Give me the opening scene? At least it.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be you guys like you two besties on the

0:28:56.960 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 1>subway and something like funny happy bins and like, I

0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm walking into a trap. Anything I say

0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 1>you guys are gonna make no.

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just saying, like, you know, if you're if

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 2>you want to be an assistant or you want to

0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 2>talk on talk on, behalf of us.

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 3>I need like some passion. You gotta pay sales.

0:29:18.760 --> 0:29:22.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm trying to get your point of view. I'm

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:24.960
<v Speaker 4>sure I'm trying to see how creative you are and

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:27.680
<v Speaker 4>break back at us, which makes me.

0:29:27.720 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 7>Feel like, well, I just in this, Okay, Okay, Okay,

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 7>I'm feeling very protective you both, right, And the fact

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 7>and the fact that Molly you put Sydney on the

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:40.480
<v Speaker 7>subway when Sydney, notorious.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hates the subway. I know you love your ubs

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 1>and you love your Oh my god, you know what

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:47.520
<v Speaker 1>the opening scene would be because I know that Sidney

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:51.160
<v Speaker 1>loves a shared uber ride and loves to tea about

0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 1>the people who are in the uber So it would

0:29:53.040 --> 0:29:55.600
<v Speaker 1>definitely be some ship where Sidney gets it. What's it

0:29:55.640 --> 0:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>called it? A uberpool?

0:29:57.400 --> 0:29:58.680
<v Speaker 3>Wow, you don't even know what it is?

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I do, don't want to. I say the train,

0:30:00.800 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 1>It just hasn't existed in a long time, and I

0:30:03.080 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 1>do take the train. I'm a college student. Okay. It

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:10.720
<v Speaker 1>would be like you getting into an uber pool and

0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:14.400
<v Speaker 1>something crazy would happen with the other people, and like maybe, oh,

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 1>maybe it could be Like the audience thinks that, like

0:30:17.080 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 1>the story is going to be about the two people

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 1>that's the uber, Like there's some dramatic breakup happening in

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:24.840
<v Speaker 1>the uber pool or something. And then and but then

0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 1>it but then so the audience is like, oh, it's

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 1>going to be about this couple breaking up. But then

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:30.440
<v Speaker 1>it ends up being about Sydney. And then Sidney says

0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 1>some funny ask shit about it, gets out of the ubers,

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>goes to Marie, is like this just happened to me,

0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:37.480
<v Speaker 1>and then their whole adventure ensues.

0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:38.720
<v Speaker 3>Of them.

0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Shares a cart Tyler Tyler Perry.

0:30:47.280 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 7>Car.

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 4>It's about Sydney in a car. I don't know if

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:53.400
<v Speaker 4>people want to watch it.

0:30:54.480 --> 0:30:58.720
<v Speaker 1>That's not you asked for the opening scene Sydney.

0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that I would pay my money to

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:02.720
<v Speaker 4>watch that, but.

0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Like, damn, okay, well we can spitball, we can workshop.

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm here for the workshop. You know, we're always

0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 2>and this could be an open mic for you, you know,

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:15.800
<v Speaker 2>I just Molly, I really do like you, and I

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 2>like how persistent you are, and you know it's it's

0:31:20.760 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 2>okay that you want to do something for free.

0:31:23.360 --> 0:31:25.080
<v Speaker 3>We all started doing stuff for free.

0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 2>That's what and then we realized and then we realized

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 2>are our value And they were like, I'm not gonna

0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking do free stuff anymore.

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 3>But you know, this is this is how you started off.

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to

0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>say that people are like who would work for free?

0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Like who would be this desperate for work? And I'm like,

0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 1>have y'all ever met anybody in any form of the arts?

0:31:46.680 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 1>We all are this desperate and sorry that okay, Oh

0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 1>back to what I was saying before, Yes, to some degree,

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:58.959
<v Speaker 1>I do want to quote unquote become you guys as

0:31:59.000 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 1>much as you guys.

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:05.520
<v Speaker 3>Just no, no, no, no, no, no, no listen please

0:32:05.640 --> 0:32:05.880
<v Speaker 3>let me.

0:32:08.520 --> 0:32:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Man I finished my sentence.

0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 4>You a young beige woman from Utah.

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Once.

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:14.480
<v Speaker 3>I know, I know, I know.

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:16.240
<v Speaker 1>No no no, no, no no no no no, no,

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 1>no no, you're not letting in the sense in the

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:23.040
<v Speaker 1>same way that you guys had idols in the comedian

0:32:23.560 --> 0:32:24.640
<v Speaker 1>comedic sphere.

0:32:25.360 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 4>You guys, we did not.

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I suck like.

0:32:35.120 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Straight?

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 4>Are you queer?

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Are you?

0:32:36.840 --> 0:32:39.120
<v Speaker 4>What's happening with sexual orientation?

0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:41.040
<v Speaker 3>She's straight?

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 1>This is a sore subject. No, it's not a sore

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:44.200
<v Speaker 1>subject at all.

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:45.440
<v Speaker 3>I would don't do that.

0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't want to be the white girl who's like,

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm straight, but I wish it was gay, even though

0:32:52.560 --> 0:32:54.840
<v Speaker 1>I am that white girl low key, because I really

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:57.800
<v Speaker 1>I hate I hate men so so deeply. I'm sorry,

0:32:57.800 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:01.000
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, let's let's use that use that you hate

0:33:01.080 --> 0:33:04.479
<v Speaker 4>him so deeply when a man has wronged you. Oh,

0:33:04.600 --> 0:33:08.280
<v Speaker 4>what's an example of something that you've done for revenge?

0:33:08.520 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 4>Give us the type of give us Molly's revenge on men.

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 3>That she this is. This is an example of your character,

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:17.640
<v Speaker 3>So so be smart.

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 4>I didn't need you to say that. I actually didn't

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 4>want her, sorry, Molly.

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 1>So let's see, I honestly, you know what I do.

0:33:30.240 --> 0:33:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I've called men. I've just called them really mean names.

0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I called that, yeah, nasty pig, swine, piece of ship,

0:33:39.720 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Go fuck yourself. I don't know, Like I you want

0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 1>to know the most recent example.

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Of yeah, wait, what happened?

0:33:46.480 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Why?

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 4>Why?

0:33:47.680 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What happened?

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So let's just say. Let's just say I did

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 1>have a high school boyfriend that you know, I was

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.200
<v Speaker 1>dating like after high school, on and off, Like you know,

0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>that's stupid ship where you just try to hold on

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:04.600
<v Speaker 1>to the past, foolish.

0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 4>Did he look like who would play him in a movie?

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, there's not very many Vietnamese actors.

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:19.440
<v Speaker 3>Was he like a Vietnamese zach Affron, Yeah he was.

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:21.920
<v Speaker 1>He's going, he's going, all right.

0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:22.360
<v Speaker 3>I like that.

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:28.080
<v Speaker 1>He's like he's like a boy, Like he's a he

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:29.720
<v Speaker 1>does he dance?

0:34:30.560 --> 0:34:34.520
<v Speaker 3>Does he dance? Was he like like Channing Tatum, what

0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 3>do you like? Step up? Step up? Five?

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 5>But the leading question.

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, No, this is thing guys I

0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:50.960
<v Speaker 1>love I hate like I hate like an indie boy.

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:52.759
<v Speaker 1>I hate a boy with the same interest as me,

0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I love a jock, I love a himbo, I

0:34:55.560 --> 0:35:02.359
<v Speaker 1>love a finance like bimbo a dumb dumb they're very hot.

0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:03.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm very superficial.

0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:11.160
<v Speaker 3>I need hot, dummy, point Vietnamese? How long? On and off?

0:35:11.719 --> 0:35:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Like on and off since like yeah, for for since

0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:19.680
<v Speaker 1>like twenty seventeen. Okay, but he still lived in Utah,

0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 1>so it was hard and it was not good and

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>eventually he's probably gonna listen to.

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:28.600
<v Speaker 3>This hago habo.

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:33.960
<v Speaker 1>And then we broke up. He and my best friends

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:37.760
<v Speaker 1>started fucking. Like the second we broke up, we're fucking

0:35:37.760 --> 0:35:40.200
<v Speaker 1>each other. For months, everyone was lying to me about it.

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:41.960
<v Speaker 4>Wait, this is Annie, are you okay?

0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 1>No, this is not Annie.

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Nanny would never and I would not do that. What

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 3>was her name, Charlotte?

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying her name.

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:54.000
<v Speaker 3>She's not okay, all right, we don't we don't give

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:55.040
<v Speaker 3>those holes a platform.

0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 4>I feel like her name was Rochelle or something like that.

0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 3>Whoa, no, whoa Mushelle, Michelle.

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:07.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying anything. I don't want to put the

0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 1>attention right.

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:10.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you find out?

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was the biggest tea ever guys,

0:36:13.440 --> 0:36:16.840
<v Speaker 1>so basically, drop it, come on, come on, So like

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 1>she she actually broke down to my best friend Nicole

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 1>and was like, but she she broke down to Nicole

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:28.040
<v Speaker 1>not not because like she felt bad for me, but

0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:30.840
<v Speaker 1>because she was in love with him. And I have

0:36:31.120 --> 0:36:33.720
<v Speaker 1>I have evidence to believe that, Like, we were never friends,

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:34.640
<v Speaker 1>and she was.

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Like, couldn't be You couldn't possibly be friends if as

0:36:38.080 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 2>soon as you broke up with him she was.

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like she yeah, I feel like the whole

0:36:41.719 --> 0:36:43.360
<v Speaker 1>time she was friends with me, she's just trying to

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:46.080
<v Speaker 1>get at him. So that's been a big trauma for me.

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:47.600
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of others trigger.

0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but what did you do in retaliation?

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:57.680
<v Speaker 1>In retaliation? Actually, this is kind of iconic. She actually coincidentally,

0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:59.879
<v Speaker 1>I had hung out with her like two days before

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:03.360
<v Speaker 1>and oh my god, wait, this is big T. I

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:07.720
<v Speaker 1>forgot about this, so so said ex boyfriend. His older

0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:12.800
<v Speaker 1>brother is kind of a big fashion designer in like Brooklyn.

0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>He designs for I'm not gonna name drop, no.

0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:20.120
<v Speaker 3>No, no, but drop it in the group chat. I'll

0:37:20.200 --> 0:37:20.560
<v Speaker 3>drop it in.

0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:24.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll let you guys know who it is. But she

0:37:24.760 --> 0:37:27.200
<v Speaker 1>comes to hang out with and I had I I'm

0:37:27.239 --> 0:37:29.840
<v Speaker 1>a witch. Okay, I am a witch. So I excuse me,

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:30.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm a witch.

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:36.839
<v Speaker 3>You're talking to two black Christian women witch the teenage witch.

0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:39.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you know, I just like I'm a witch.

0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:41.840
<v Speaker 1>Like that's all I'm gonna say about it. I just

0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>have an amazing intuition, amazing, like impeccable.

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:49.560
<v Speaker 4>Okay, but you didn't know that your X was I did.

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know I would. I would ask him all

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>the time, Like I like three weeks after we broke up,

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I called him, like in the middle of the night

0:37:57.320 --> 0:37:59.120
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I know you're fucking her and

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 1>he was like no, I'm not. Like literally a second

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:02.439
<v Speaker 1>we broke up. I was like, I know you're gonna

0:38:02.480 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 1>suck her and he was like no, I would never.

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I would never know what I knew? I knew?

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 3>How did you wait? Why is she hot to?

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Or she would? They were just like they would just

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 1>they like emotionally cheated on me during the because it

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:18.120
<v Speaker 1>was the type of thing where like the three of

0:38:18.239 --> 0:38:20.360
<v Speaker 1>us would I would I'll never do this again. But

0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:22.640
<v Speaker 1>the three of us would hang out together all the

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:26.799
<v Speaker 1>time and they were like best friends. And one one

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 1>time I went on vacation and they had a sleepover.

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 4>Intuition is not that good.

0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 3>The worst.

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>In the words of Beyonce, what's worse being jealous or crazy?

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Jealous or crazy? More like being walked all over Lately,

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather be crazy, and I thought it was worse

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:53.960
<v Speaker 1>to be jealous. But I should have listened to Beyonce better.

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm putting that, Yeah, yeah, you should put that down.

0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:02.800
<v Speaker 1>That's I've learned those But can't you see from that?

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.000
<v Speaker 1>I have learned to always listen, to be honest.

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:06.799
<v Speaker 4>I know that you learned to not answer the question

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.720
<v Speaker 4>what did you do to get I'm so sorry.

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. Okay, one of the things I did,

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:13.279
<v Speaker 1>I did a lot of things, but one of the

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:15.799
<v Speaker 1>things I did was so I had gone to hang

0:39:15.840 --> 0:39:18.640
<v Speaker 1>out with her two days prior. She's still lying straight

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:23.120
<v Speaker 1>to my face like an absolute sociopath. And she comes

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:26.520
<v Speaker 1>to hang out with me when I already have my suspicions.

0:39:26.719 --> 0:39:28.800
<v Speaker 1>And I actually before I picked her up, before me

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 1>and my friend picked her up, I turned to my

0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 1>friend Sam, I'm like, yeah, like, uh, you know, I

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:37.520
<v Speaker 1>don't like I want to forgive her, Like I don't

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:39.440
<v Speaker 1>think anything's going on between them. I'm just gonna let

0:39:39.440 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 1>it go. I'm gonna let it go, you know. And

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>we go to pick her up and she comes. She

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:48.520
<v Speaker 1>gets into the car with a giant bag that that's

0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:52.799
<v Speaker 1>designed by my ex's brother, like and that, and they're

0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 1>like hard to get, like, you know, it's a fancy brand.

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:58.440
<v Speaker 1>It's not tell why, which is a tell feezy that'd

0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:00.360
<v Speaker 1>be sick. Okay, she's be.

0:40:00.440 --> 0:40:00.879
<v Speaker 3>At my knees.

0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:06.680
<v Speaker 4>I have you know people see that help color?

0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, dude, I absolutely cannot. I wow, Salt Lakes,

0:40:11.920 --> 0:40:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I need you to.

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:13.400
<v Speaker 4>Be more on the microphone.

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:14.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:16.520
<v Speaker 2>And I also dropped drop the names in the group

0:40:16.600 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 2>chat appreciate okay, zoom okay.

0:40:19.200 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Well but basically so anyway, So so she gets into

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:27.640
<v Speaker 1>the car with like and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ like,

0:40:28.040 --> 0:40:30.520
<v Speaker 1>even if they aren't fucking like, that's kind of rude,

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 1>like to come, exes, did you ask about it? I

0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:36.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't say anything. I didn't say I know I should have.

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.040
<v Speaker 1>But this is so this is two days before I

0:40:39.080 --> 0:40:41.840
<v Speaker 1>find out. And that's and that night she confessed to

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:45.759
<v Speaker 1>my friend. But get this, she accidentally left the bag

0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:50.359
<v Speaker 1>in my car. So I find this out the next

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 1>day that I find this out. I call my best

0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:55.360
<v Speaker 1>friend Grace. I'm like, girl, let's go. She drives. She

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:58.440
<v Speaker 1>speeds over to my house. Grace shout out, I fucking

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 1>love you. You're my bitch. Okay, so she comes over

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:03.320
<v Speaker 1>my house, pops in my car. We speed over to

0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:08.320
<v Speaker 1>this bitch's house and my friend like bounces out of

0:41:08.360 --> 0:41:10.959
<v Speaker 1>the car and like throws she has a ring. Okay,

0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the girlie, the ex best friend has a ring doorbell,

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:17.759
<v Speaker 1>so she saw this whole thing. She throws the contents

0:41:17.880 --> 0:41:20.920
<v Speaker 1>of the bag onto the porch and like it went

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:24.240
<v Speaker 1>all over the place, runs back, keeps the bag, keeps

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:27.799
<v Speaker 1>the fancy bag, runs back to the car. We speed away,

0:41:28.280 --> 0:41:32.040
<v Speaker 1>and then this bitch, this bitch has the audacity to

0:41:32.320 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 1>text me afterwards and say oh. Like she sends another

0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:40.759
<v Speaker 1>like super empty apology text like I'm so sorry, and

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 1>then at the end of it goes, but can I

0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:44.839
<v Speaker 1>please have that bag back? It was a present from

0:41:45.120 --> 0:41:47.399
<v Speaker 1>his older brother, and like I really want it. Blah

0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:49.719
<v Speaker 1>blah blah. She asked for the damn bag back.

0:41:51.920 --> 0:41:52.920
<v Speaker 4>That was a real through.

0:41:53.520 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was on edge. I had anxiety.

0:41:57.360 --> 0:41:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I thought, like you poisoned her, Like I don't know

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:02.680
<v Speaker 2>that it sounds like Grace did all the revenging and

0:42:02.760 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 2>you just said it.

0:42:03.440 --> 0:42:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, yeah, you were. You were sitting on

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 3>your passenger side of your best friend's ride.

0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 4>I want to read her.

0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so.

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 4>You're not good at revenge.

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:19.919
<v Speaker 1>It seems like, well I'm not. I mean, I feel

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:21.239
<v Speaker 1>like that's better for you, guys.

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:23.920
<v Speaker 5>I'm not like a malicious also said and that you

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 5>also said in the process that you're a witch. So

0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:29.640
<v Speaker 5>I don't know why they would want so sorry.

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 4>But I wrote in quotes, I am a witch.

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:33.799
<v Speaker 5>You're saying.

0:42:34.280 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 3>You're saying to take a picture of the notes that

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:40.400
<v Speaker 3>you have, taking fort of the notes.

0:42:41.640 --> 0:42:44.040
<v Speaker 4>You know, I don't.

0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a witch in a bad way.

0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 3>But that's what you'all. That's what y'all all say.

0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 2>And you went by all you know, you Molly Molly's

0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:56.880
<v Speaker 2>are always talking about we're gonna do a seance.

0:42:57.120 --> 0:43:03.759
<v Speaker 3>We know paper with some intentions on it. It's nothing crazy, no.

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:06.680
<v Speaker 5>No, no, But you like what you said. You you

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:09.239
<v Speaker 5>said you were a witch, and then when asked to elaborate,

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:15.680
<v Speaker 5>you didn't elaborate. I'm just like I do, but I don't.

0:43:15.880 --> 0:43:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to like claim that very much.

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 3>Because everybody does tarot. I don't.

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone does tarot, Like I don't want to claim

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:23.680
<v Speaker 1>that that much. Like people are gonna come for me

0:43:23.760 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 1>if I try to using cards. Yeah, I.

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:32.680
<v Speaker 4>Like talking about this is the wild Card of cups.

0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that means to be honest, I like, I do tarot,

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:39.880
<v Speaker 1>but then I google what it means on the internet.

0:43:39.560 --> 0:43:42.799
<v Speaker 4>Like, I'm not at you shuffle cards with pictures on them.

0:43:43.160 --> 0:43:45.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's exactly what you do.

0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:49.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna lie like Molly Molly, what is the

0:43:49.719 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 4>most molly thing about you? Okay, what's the most molly

0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:58.120
<v Speaker 4>thing about you? Like if you were actually you don't

0:43:58.160 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 4>just answer that question and then I'm gonna like, what's

0:44:04.320 --> 0:44:06.480
<v Speaker 4>the thing that you feel like we need to know?

0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:09.279
<v Speaker 4>More importantly the listeners that you used to be one

0:44:09.320 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 4>of awesome?

0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:15.279
<v Speaker 3>I think I don't know.

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:19.280
<v Speaker 1>I think like a good way for me to describe

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 1>myself is like the Utah version of Alana Glacer. I

0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:27.319
<v Speaker 1>do think that's very mean. I think another good way

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:32.680
<v Speaker 1>to describe myself. Uh, my Spotify thing was like you know,

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 1>the Spotify stupid things everyone was sharing because everyone wants

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:39.760
<v Speaker 1>to they are Yeah, or like the most recent ones

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:43.400
<v Speaker 1>that were like, only you would listen to this artist

0:44:43.520 --> 0:44:46.799
<v Speaker 1>after this artist. Mine was like only you would listen

0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:50.759
<v Speaker 1>to Nicki Minaj after George Harrison And I was like, yeah,

0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I guess.

0:44:51.200 --> 0:44:56.840
<v Speaker 3>So the range, the range, the range. So you're a barb.

0:44:57.840 --> 0:45:01.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't here's thing again. Same with the witch thing.

0:45:02.080 --> 0:45:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Do not want to claim that is a little intense.

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:08.000
<v Speaker 1>The barbs will come for me. I am a ginormous

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:10.640
<v Speaker 1>fan of female rap. That's my ship.

0:45:11.880 --> 0:45:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:16.800
<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna say a lyric and you're gonna finish it, okay,

0:45:18.360 --> 0:45:19.840
<v Speaker 2>and also you have to tell me who it is.

0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm scared.

0:45:21.440 --> 0:45:22.080
<v Speaker 4>Don't be scared.

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:26.520
<v Speaker 3>Sydney's then, okay, all right, I used to be scared of.

0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:33.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't. I used to be scared of the now.

0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:34.120
<v Speaker 3>What those lips?

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:34.279
<v Speaker 7>Did?

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:39.600
<v Speaker 4>Sydney handle it? Sydney, Sydney.

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna see.

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 1>This is like, I don't want to play anything ever again.

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:48.280
<v Speaker 4>Sydney.

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 3>I am cool.

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:53.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably I don't know because.

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 4>I used to be scared of the now.

0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:57.320
<v Speaker 3>I throw.

0:46:00.840 --> 0:46:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Guys. Please tell me, please, it's little kim Oh.

0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:07.680
<v Speaker 3>She would know that she's a Yeah, I know a Barb,

0:46:07.840 --> 0:46:10.040
<v Speaker 3>I do love little Kim, but also you're twenty one.

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:12.719
<v Speaker 3>You're twenty one, jus So, but if you can't say

0:46:12.760 --> 0:46:14.960
<v Speaker 3>that you love little Kim, now ian to say that.

0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:17.360
<v Speaker 5>She didn't say she said.

0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I little Kim.

0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:20.399
<v Speaker 4>She did say she loves little kid.

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:22.719
<v Speaker 1>I know that, but I don't know like I don't. Yeah,

0:46:22.760 --> 0:46:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I definitely don't know her as well as like Meg

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:26.400
<v Speaker 1>or Cardi.

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:29.920
<v Speaker 4>Or oh okay, she's twenty one. I mean it makes sense.

0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:33.320
<v Speaker 4>Out would you say? What would you say some of

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:34.920
<v Speaker 4>your strengths and what would you say it is your

0:46:34.920 --> 0:46:37.920
<v Speaker 4>greatest weakness? We treating this like a job interview. Now, No,

0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 4>Sidmy's doing rap lyrics and I'm like, okay, but tell

0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:47.279
<v Speaker 4>us I used to throw it. I used to be

0:46:47.480 --> 0:46:48.479
<v Speaker 4>scared of the week.

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh that's a I mean that is a Okay,

0:46:52.160 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 3>that is a little Kim.

0:46:53.440 --> 0:46:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to go after this. I'm going to memorize

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:58.880
<v Speaker 1>all the lyrics to that. Okay, No, you don't have friends, Okay,

0:46:59.280 --> 0:47:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I won't. Anyways, I'd say my biggest weakness.

0:47:06.120 --> 0:47:07.919
<v Speaker 3>I love that you're starting off with your week. That's

0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:09.200
<v Speaker 3>that's smart.

0:47:09.520 --> 0:47:11.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, means ending with strength.

0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:16.520
<v Speaker 1>My biggest weakness is a sexy man. No, just kidding. No,

0:47:16.640 --> 0:47:19.560
<v Speaker 1>my biggest weakness is my choice in men. That's my

0:47:19.640 --> 0:47:24.520
<v Speaker 1>biggest weakness. Or it's also that I am kind of

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:29.279
<v Speaker 1>like I'm a lot. Like that's the thing that like,

0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>uh oh, my friends were like, my friends were like,

0:47:35.600 --> 0:47:38.359
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's she comes off as creepy, but she's

0:47:38.440 --> 0:47:42.839
<v Speaker 1>not creepy. She's just kind of like suffocating and a lot,

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:45.240
<v Speaker 1>but like in a good.

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:50.799
<v Speaker 3>Way, like writing that down in a Jewish way.

0:47:51.120 --> 0:47:53.520
<v Speaker 4>It's my heritage in a Jewish way.

0:47:53.960 --> 0:47:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, it's my people, it's my heritage.

0:47:56.280 --> 0:47:57.879
<v Speaker 4>I didn't even know they were Jewish people in Utah,

0:47:57.960 --> 0:48:00.600
<v Speaker 4>so I am there are the only one that I

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:01.279
<v Speaker 4>didn't know that.

0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that Jewish people were suffocating. Didn't know

0:48:04.680 --> 0:48:05.120
<v Speaker 2>that either.

0:48:05.480 --> 0:48:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like Jewish culture to be like stuffy and

0:48:07.880 --> 0:48:08.239
<v Speaker 1>like and.

0:48:08.360 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 5>Also, are you to say that you're the Alana Glazer

0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:13.840
<v Speaker 5>of Utah or whatever that means you're the only Jewish

0:48:14.040 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 5>woman there, so like process of elimination.

0:48:16.520 --> 0:48:18.040
<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no no no no no.

0:48:18.800 --> 0:48:21.799
<v Speaker 1>That's not true. No, okay, they are true.

0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Andrew like white on right, Jesus Andrew Nancy Drew.

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Nancy Andrew, Nancy Andrew, I.

0:48:33.480 --> 0:48:37.279
<v Speaker 4>Mean honestly, Andrew's yes, but you know Sidney's asking these

0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:41.760
<v Speaker 4>little lowball questions. So okay here, okay, So your weakness

0:48:41.920 --> 0:48:43.759
<v Speaker 4>is your taste in men?

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, my taste in men. I would say, I'm uh,

0:48:48.760 --> 0:48:55.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm also very I have I'm very anxious. That's also

0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 1>a weakness I have. Anxiety is welcome to the globe?

0:49:01.239 --> 0:49:03.799
<v Speaker 4>What what would you say? Is your strength or your

0:49:03.800 --> 0:49:04.400
<v Speaker 4>strengths are?

0:49:06.239 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>My strengths are that I'm a people person. I'm cute

0:49:10.719 --> 0:49:13.280
<v Speaker 1>as a button? Am I not? I'm cute?

0:49:15.200 --> 0:49:20.000
<v Speaker 2>I would I would say cute, and uh, you're gonna

0:49:20.000 --> 0:49:22.279
<v Speaker 2>try to be my friend and then steal my man.

0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:26.600
<v Speaker 4>The strength is the weakness. The strength and the weaknesses

0:49:26.960 --> 0:49:29.960
<v Speaker 4>are connected for sure. Like I wouldn't I wouldn't let

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:31.160
<v Speaker 4>you be my babysitter.

0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:32.359
<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying?

0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:39.240
<v Speaker 4>Compliment interesting?

0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:48.840
<v Speaker 4>Anybody else have any interview style questions for for Sydney's

0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:49.520
<v Speaker 4>new assistant?

0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you plan to get out of being

0:49:57.880 --> 0:50:00.120
<v Speaker 2>our assistant? And how long would you want to do

0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 2>it for?

0:50:02.280 --> 0:50:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, okay, what I would get out of

0:50:06.360 --> 0:50:09.160
<v Speaker 1>it is very clear to me, Like I want to

0:50:09.239 --> 0:50:15.520
<v Speaker 1>see how like I am. I think that like where

0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:20.720
<v Speaker 1>you guys are in the industry is like like really cool.

0:50:20.800 --> 0:50:23.560
<v Speaker 1>I think like the specific like specifically what you guys

0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:27.880
<v Speaker 1>do is very like it's I like you guys' style

0:50:27.920 --> 0:50:29.600
<v Speaker 1>of commor I think you guys are the best stand

0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:33.800
<v Speaker 1>ups in New York City. No cap, definitely definitely sorry,

0:50:34.000 --> 0:50:37.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry write that down in the list. I can't

0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:41.360
<v Speaker 1>believe I said that. You take that out.

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:57.319
<v Speaker 3>Is so comfortable here we we j Door, j Door,

0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:59.600
<v Speaker 3>thank you, Ja Door.

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I definitely think you guys are the best stand up

0:51:03.200 --> 0:51:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I want to see, like how you guys do it

0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:07.960
<v Speaker 1>in a non creepy way, in a non single white

0:51:07.960 --> 0:51:10.839
<v Speaker 1>female way. I'm definitely not trying to steal your guys

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 1>as jokes like we could. Obviously, my whole thing is

0:51:14.880 --> 0:51:17.040
<v Speaker 1>like very different than your guys.

0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:19.520
<v Speaker 4>Still, you couldn't steal our jokes. One of us is

0:51:20.000 --> 0:51:21.880
<v Speaker 4>gay and the other one exactly.

0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:24.400
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm saying, and

0:51:24.480 --> 0:51:25.960
<v Speaker 1>that's why I'm saying. Thats why I didn't even think

0:51:25.960 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 1>it would be a problem, because but I just want

0:51:28.160 --> 0:51:29.840
<v Speaker 1>to like see how you guys work. I want to

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 1>like I want to be around you guys.

0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:34.640
<v Speaker 3>Like the reason why we need an assistance is because

0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:37.240
<v Speaker 3>we don't do work. Okay, well, I'll do your work.

0:51:37.400 --> 0:51:38.279
<v Speaker 3>I'll do your work.

0:51:38.840 --> 0:51:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I literally will do all of your work.

0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:44.000
<v Speaker 3>I will wait Andrew comes in.

0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Andrew, please don't get mad at me.

0:51:47.320 --> 0:51:50.240
<v Speaker 5>I'm not mad. I'm just again repeating what has already

0:51:50.320 --> 0:51:55.040
<v Speaker 5>been said. Yes, Sydney said that she would not trust

0:51:55.160 --> 0:52:00.400
<v Speaker 5>you as her babysitter, and I think one of the

0:52:00.520 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 5>main priorities for Sydney specifically would be looking after the cats.

0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.560
<v Speaker 5>And so I mean you're already wait.

0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I thought that she meant that she.

0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:10.879
<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't trust me it's her babysitter, because I would try

0:52:10.880 --> 0:52:15.239
<v Speaker 1>to steal her husband. I'm gay, baby, I know, I know,

0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:17.680
<v Speaker 1>but I thought in this you don't have kids either,

0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:18.719
<v Speaker 1>So that's right?

0:52:19.360 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Where I do? I have two kids?

0:52:21.040 --> 0:52:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, yes, you do have children. I'm yes, you're

0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:24.440
<v Speaker 1>two cats.

0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:26.439
<v Speaker 3>Where you were you would watch my cats?

0:52:26.480 --> 0:52:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Are you?

0:52:27.440 --> 0:52:29.319
<v Speaker 1>No? I'm not allergic to cats. I used to live

0:52:29.320 --> 0:52:31.279
<v Speaker 1>with a cat. I have a dog in Salt Lake.

0:52:31.480 --> 0:52:35.360
<v Speaker 1>I take care of his name is Otis. Yeah, I

0:52:35.920 --> 0:52:38.240
<v Speaker 1>will take care of your cats. I know how to change,

0:52:38.400 --> 0:52:39.919
<v Speaker 1>litter and ship.

0:52:40.480 --> 0:52:42.560
<v Speaker 4>Dang, Maley, you really are crazy because I'm not doing

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:50.319
<v Speaker 4>that litter. Okay, So they throw in Sydney's Cats watching

0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:52.840
<v Speaker 4>Sidney's Cats as part of the job description. What do

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:54.920
<v Speaker 4>you think an assistant is supposed to do? Like, what

0:52:55.080 --> 0:52:56.000
<v Speaker 4>do you think you would do?

0:52:56.719 --> 0:52:59.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like, well, I feel like you know, you

0:52:59.040 --> 0:53:01.359
<v Speaker 1>guys are talking about how you're late to everything, about

0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:03.360
<v Speaker 1>how you like you're a mess, blah blah blah. Like

0:53:03.480 --> 0:53:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I will come like I will make sure you guys

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:08.479
<v Speaker 1>aren't a mess. Like I'll like get all your shit

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:11.239
<v Speaker 1>together before the show, and like make sure you're on time.

0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Call your uber for you like be like Marie, we

0:53:14.160 --> 0:53:17.320
<v Speaker 1>gotta go no more. And then you'll yell at me

0:53:17.360 --> 0:53:19.880
<v Speaker 1>and well you'll probably still be late anyways. But that's fine,

0:53:20.080 --> 0:53:23.239
<v Speaker 1>right Least at least you were organized. At least we

0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:27.279
<v Speaker 1>were organized. If let's say, you guys are like having

0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:30.120
<v Speaker 1>a meeting, You're like, I could really like I could

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:33.759
<v Speaker 1>use some coffee. I'll say, listen, I'm gonna go get

0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:36.600
<v Speaker 1>the coffee. You guys are like, I have this idea.

0:53:36.760 --> 0:53:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I need someone to write it down. Oh really, you

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:41.160
<v Speaker 1>need someone to write down I have a pen and paper.

0:53:41.560 --> 0:53:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll write it down right here. Okay, you guys need

0:53:46.600 --> 0:53:51.040
<v Speaker 1>someone to write in an Excel spreadsheet. Yeah, I'll excel

0:53:51.160 --> 0:53:56.440
<v Speaker 1>spreadsheet it for you. Guys. You need someone to go

0:53:56.640 --> 0:54:01.560
<v Speaker 1>on the Instagram and post like things.

0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:02.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go.

0:54:02.800 --> 0:54:04.000
<v Speaker 4>Here's here's the scenario.

0:54:04.320 --> 0:54:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, one more thing really quick. Also, Sidney, I

0:54:07.320 --> 0:54:09.759
<v Speaker 1>see you during the shows. This is again. It's gonna

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:12.080
<v Speaker 1>sound like creepy like I was talking you, but I

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:14.160
<v Speaker 1>did watch you during the shows and you would go

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:17.160
<v Speaker 1>out and you would like be taking pictures and stuff

0:54:17.160 --> 0:54:19.279
<v Speaker 1>like that. It's like, no, I can do that for you, said,

0:54:19.440 --> 0:54:22.080
<v Speaker 1>just relax, I'll take your phone. I'll take a little

0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:22.600
<v Speaker 1>some pictures.

0:54:23.680 --> 0:54:26.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll post it for you when I when I'm yeah,

0:54:27.120 --> 0:54:28.320
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, you should be.

0:54:28.520 --> 0:54:31.719
<v Speaker 1>You should be backstage relaxing, drinking some water.

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:34.239
<v Speaker 4>Sounds like you're trying to get Sidney's unlocked phone to me.

0:54:34.760 --> 0:54:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Now, It's like anything I say.

0:54:43.120 --> 0:54:45.280
<v Speaker 4>Sounds like you want to be in Sydney's house watching

0:54:45.320 --> 0:54:48.239
<v Speaker 4>her cats, changing her litter, going through annies, and you

0:54:48.360 --> 0:54:51.480
<v Speaker 4>want to be on her unlocked phone taking pictures for.

0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:53.480
<v Speaker 3>And you want to date my girlfriend.

0:54:53.680 --> 0:54:57.880
<v Speaker 4>Wow, molly Mine, Sydney said, you got the job, babe.

0:54:59.040 --> 0:55:02.879
<v Speaker 4>So Molly, here's the scenario, hypothetically speaking, right, this dude

0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 4>that I'm talking to disrespects me in some way. I

0:55:07.880 --> 0:55:10.160
<v Speaker 4>call you, I say, Molly, we riding up?

0:55:10.200 --> 0:55:10.399
<v Speaker 1>There?

0:55:10.600 --> 0:55:11.120
<v Speaker 4>We ride?

0:55:11.480 --> 0:55:16.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, Marie there wait Marie, you would call

0:55:16.600 --> 0:55:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Molly before me?

0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Yes, dust, yes, yes, I say, I say, there's his

0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:29.200
<v Speaker 4>drop top. Throw this thing back windows.

0:55:29.200 --> 0:55:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, ask any my friends. Yes, ask any of my friends.

0:55:32.200 --> 0:55:35.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm the first person. I am famous for yelling at

0:55:35.480 --> 0:55:38.879
<v Speaker 1>my friend's awful ex boyfriends, famous for being the drug

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:42.080
<v Speaker 1>bitch who's like the fuck away from our.

0:55:42.120 --> 0:55:45.400
<v Speaker 4>Bit sometimes property damage.

0:55:45.400 --> 0:55:46.040
<v Speaker 1>You gonna yell, okay.

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:51.759
<v Speaker 3>I will also also your a liability. You're a liability.

0:55:51.840 --> 0:55:52.400
<v Speaker 3>You know that, right?

0:55:52.640 --> 0:55:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I'm not gonna get drunk at your show

0:55:54.840 --> 0:55:56.719
<v Speaker 1>and like yell at your exes. I'm just saying, if

0:55:56.719 --> 0:55:59.920
<v Speaker 1>you need me to, I liability. I am not a lie.

0:56:00.760 --> 0:56:01.960
<v Speaker 1>I can handle myself.

0:56:03.280 --> 0:56:05.719
<v Speaker 3>Whenever there's a white woman around. That's a liability.

0:56:05.880 --> 0:56:06.959
<v Speaker 1>So that's fair.

0:56:07.960 --> 0:56:10.280
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and you agree, good, I do agree.

0:56:10.400 --> 0:56:14.320
<v Speaker 4>So you're gonna yelling, okay, all right, I'm kind of yelling. Okay,

0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:15.239
<v Speaker 4>got it?

0:56:16.719 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean.

0:56:20.000 --> 0:56:21.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, Andrew, I.

0:56:21.600 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 3>Feel like we yeah, what do you have? What's his

0:56:24.160 --> 0:56:25.320
<v Speaker 3>final thoughts on Molly.

0:56:26.200 --> 0:56:30.240
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I feel as though we all know listeners

0:56:30.360 --> 0:56:34.440
<v Speaker 5>know where I stand on this. I think I just

0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:37.879
<v Speaker 5>think it's a little bit too much coming on, coming

0:56:37.920 --> 0:56:41.800
<v Speaker 5>in very heavy. It's it's not too far and I

0:56:41.960 --> 0:56:45.040
<v Speaker 5>really mean this in a very mean way, but it's

0:56:45.120 --> 0:56:46.960
<v Speaker 5>it's not too far off from Johnny Dragon.

0:56:47.600 --> 0:56:50.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, you that guy was so rude.

0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:53.720
<v Speaker 5>No, but like, okay, It's like it's it's two sides

0:56:53.719 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 5>of the same coin. I think for me, where Johnny

0:56:57.160 --> 0:57:00.320
<v Speaker 5>Dragon had like a very different approach where it was

0:57:00.400 --> 0:57:03.880
<v Speaker 5>like a little bit backhanded, You're you're coming in and

0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:07.080
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I think the stand up thing first

0:57:07.120 --> 0:57:09.800
<v Speaker 5>and foremost is what's no no no.

0:57:09.960 --> 0:57:12.320
<v Speaker 1>See That's why I said in the email, I said, like,

0:57:12.320 --> 0:57:14.720
<v Speaker 1>because I totally see how it comes off that way. Andrew,

0:57:14.960 --> 0:57:16.760
<v Speaker 1>don't worry. I'm gonna prove it.

0:57:17.240 --> 0:57:17.520
<v Speaker 6>Molly.

0:57:17.760 --> 0:57:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I think you could you could help me out and

0:57:20.160 --> 0:57:22.440
<v Speaker 2>then if you if you work well with me, then

0:57:22.520 --> 0:57:24.920
<v Speaker 2>maybe we could slide you on over to the unofficial expert,

0:57:25.000 --> 0:57:28.400
<v Speaker 2>because yeah, I I put my trust in you.

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<v Speaker 6>Grow.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Sidney Andrew, don't worry like we're you're gonna

0:57:32.360 --> 0:57:36.800
<v Speaker 1>see Okay, I mean nothing but good. Okay, I have

0:57:37.000 --> 0:57:40.680
<v Speaker 1>plenty of wrecks. All everybody will give a wreck for you.

0:57:40.720 --> 0:57:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Guys want to write.

0:57:46.440 --> 0:57:49.080
<v Speaker 2>There were so many there were so many of your

0:57:49.160 --> 0:57:52.360
<v Speaker 2>friends in the fucking d MS talking about I know Molly,

0:57:52.440 --> 0:57:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Molly is great, Molly, she means well, yeah, Molly does

0:57:56.080 --> 0:57:57.280
<v Speaker 2>a lot, but she's good.

0:57:57.440 --> 0:57:58.040
<v Speaker 3>Don't worry.

0:57:59.360 --> 0:58:01.640
<v Speaker 1>See why that's not enough for you, Andrew? Andrew, what

0:58:01.680 --> 0:58:03.680
<v Speaker 1>do I have to prove to you? And also I

0:58:03.800 --> 0:58:06.280
<v Speaker 1>meant to go back and say you you were talking

0:58:06.280 --> 0:58:08.720
<v Speaker 1>about my resume. They didn't read my full resume. I

0:58:09.280 --> 0:58:13.040
<v Speaker 1>I have a job currently. I contemporarily work in the

0:58:13.120 --> 0:58:15.000
<v Speaker 1>theater office at my school. I know that's not a lot,

0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:17.040
<v Speaker 1>but I'm like a secretary in the theater office at

0:58:17.080 --> 0:58:21.720
<v Speaker 1>my school. My boss can recommend me. I've had many jobs.

0:58:21.840 --> 0:58:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I've like, I've had many paid jobs.

0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:25.920
<v Speaker 4>I have you ever been fired from a job?

0:58:26.840 --> 0:58:31.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I've been like, Oh I've been I've never been fired.

0:58:31.800 --> 0:58:33.439
<v Speaker 1>I've never like, yeah, I've never fired.

0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:39.280
<v Speaker 4>Interesting, never been fired, always employed but steals from target

0:58:40.080 --> 0:58:49.959
<v Speaker 4>red flag. Yeah, So Andrew, those were your final thoughts.

0:58:50.400 --> 0:58:53.000
<v Speaker 5>Also, I don't have any more thing more to say.

0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:54.440
<v Speaker 5>I don't want to say anything more.

0:58:54.840 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Andrew, speak your peace. I want to hear everything you

0:58:57.520 --> 0:58:57.960
<v Speaker 1>have to say.

0:58:58.840 --> 0:59:01.280
<v Speaker 4>I agree with Sydney think that you should start as

0:59:01.280 --> 0:59:04.000
<v Speaker 4>Sidneys assistant. And if in three to six months she's

0:59:04.000 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 4>still alive and her paid hasn't been hagged, then maybe

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 4>we talk about doing something for the expert. But it

0:59:10.240 --> 0:59:13.400
<v Speaker 4>just feels to me obviously you want somebody that's excited

0:59:13.600 --> 0:59:16.640
<v Speaker 4>and like a fan, but not a super fan, and

0:59:16.800 --> 0:59:17.480
<v Speaker 4>somebody I don't.

0:59:17.360 --> 0:59:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Think I'm a super fan.

0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:22.520
<v Speaker 4>I do, Yeah, I'm not.

0:59:22.840 --> 0:59:23.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't mean.

0:59:25.920 --> 0:59:26.800
<v Speaker 1>It's not a drag.

0:59:26.920 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 5>It's just like I mean, you did say that the

0:59:29.040 --> 0:59:32.280
<v Speaker 5>like to the other listeners that you used to be

0:59:32.400 --> 0:59:33.040
<v Speaker 5>one of, used to be.

0:59:33.400 --> 0:59:37.320
<v Speaker 3>I love that. I love that. No, no, no, tell

0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:38.160
<v Speaker 3>these bitches.

0:59:38.680 --> 0:59:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Use my sons, Use my son, Molly, Molly. I'm I'm

0:59:45.320 --> 0:59:48.720
<v Speaker 2>obsessed with the energy. You can't listen. You can't get

0:59:48.840 --> 0:59:50.960
<v Speaker 2>anything if you don't want it bad enough.

0:59:51.080 --> 0:59:54.800
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. These people, you think I'm being crazy,

0:59:54.960 --> 0:59:58.960
<v Speaker 1>but like, what have you ever met like hungry artists?

0:59:59.080 --> 0:59:59.800
<v Speaker 3>Like we have to be?

1:00:00.080 --> 1:00:01.360
<v Speaker 4>Were we hungry artists?

1:00:01.760 --> 1:00:02.240
<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So why don't you see that? Huh Marie, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean we're pretty lax, but but we're hungry though,

1:00:10.520 --> 1:00:13.640
<v Speaker 2>and artists. We're always hungry, actually we but we just

1:00:13.720 --> 1:00:16.120
<v Speaker 2>can't get the food. So I mean, if you're ordering

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<v Speaker 2>food for us.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do that.

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<v Speaker 4>What you're ordering for the table?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the four of us are eating?

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<v Speaker 3>Which kind of food?

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<v Speaker 1>What we like?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know, you know what we like.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's say we're getting let's say we're getting pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting us vodka vodka pizza. You know, have you

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<v Speaker 1>guys ever had that? Like, it's like vodka sauce pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm getting. You never had it? Wait? Is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Is there actual vodka because Sydney can no, but it's

1:00:49.040 --> 1:00:49.480
<v Speaker 5>cooked out.

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<v Speaker 1>The alcohol's cooked out of vodka sauce.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, but I wouldn't I wouldn't eat that. I'm good, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Also a long places that we would go eat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just thinking pizza. That was the first thing that

1:00:58.640 --> 1:01:01.919
<v Speaker 1>came to mind. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's not she's not really a super fan because

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<v Speaker 2>there's questions we'd be asking about her and it's just

1:01:06.680 --> 1:01:08.160
<v Speaker 2>be going over her head, right Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know you guys go to the like diners

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, but I don't know what you're getting for

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<v Speaker 1>the tape. I don't know what I would get it.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know what we're getting for the table. We

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<v Speaker 3>say it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I guess I'm not a super fan.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh Molly girl, Molly girl, Girl, Molly, Molly Girl, we

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<v Speaker 4>in danger? Thank you Molly. Uh leave us with a

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<v Speaker 4>final thought?

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<v Speaker 6>You know? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 4>You you You came in for the interview, your survived.

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<v Speaker 4>You look cute. It don't really look like you brush

1:01:43.960 --> 1:01:45.640
<v Speaker 4>your hair all the way before you got here.

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<v Speaker 3>But you don't. That so true?

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<v Speaker 1>It's true. I never rushed my hair.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the what's the last thing? Final thoughts? You want

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<v Speaker 4>to leave us with?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? I feel like I've already tried to clear my name.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like, you know, I think you did what

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<v Speaker 3>you could.

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<v Speaker 1>I did what I could.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're twenty one years old, you don't like? Yeah,

1:02:05.600 --> 1:02:06.800
<v Speaker 2>you guys don't know everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the listeners are going to destroy me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they'll be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that there's people in listening to this right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like they brought her on, like all the messy.

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<v Speaker 3>And they and they her on.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they're going to be mad about that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to take it.

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<v Speaker 4>Out on me. It's not like you really are concerned

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<v Speaker 4>about what people think about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa and if you if you work for the unofficial expert.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the least I would say.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I would say that that is one of my

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<v Speaker 1>strengths is I'm not that concerned about that though it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't Though you're right, I'm just not used to internet hate.

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<v Speaker 1>But Okay, first of all, Andrew, don't you worry. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be besties. Don't even think twice about it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy because we not even besties with Andrew but of.

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<v Speaker 5>A year.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's crazy. I have actually seen Sidney and in

1:03:11.440 --> 1:03:12.240
<v Speaker 1>person several times.

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<v Speaker 5>Next week and I think it's next weekend for Sydney's show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be there next weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll be reunited.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Well, Molly, that was it.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the Molly. You've been fabtabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys so much.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be hearing from my people because we're gonna

1:03:31.360 --> 1:03:33.080
<v Speaker 2>work on a few things. I'm gonna give you a

1:03:33.160 --> 1:03:35.680
<v Speaker 2>few tasks, and if you do it with flying colors,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying, I'll report back to the crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much, Sidney. Thank you. Sidney has been

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<v Speaker 1>the only one who rides for me. I really appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 4>And Sidney's the one you're gonna ride up on. So that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Marie. I'm just gonna say we're gonna be best sies

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<v Speaker 1>in a non creepy way. We're gonna be besties.

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<v Speaker 3>You just wait, Okay, Molly.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I said to Marie when we first became friends.

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<v Speaker 2>And look at us now.

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<v Speaker 4>Look literally, the fastest way for me to not be

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<v Speaker 4>friends with somebody is for them to say we're gonna

1:04:11.800 --> 1:04:16.160
<v Speaker 4>be besty. You say we're gonna best and I'm like, oh,

1:04:16.240 --> 1:04:18.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm she's eighty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, okay, fine, Marie, Molly, we don't we don't

1:04:25.080 --> 1:04:27.680
<v Speaker 2>need anybody tagging you or whatever. So we're not gonna

1:04:27.800 --> 1:04:30.760
<v Speaker 2>ask for your social media or whatever. But we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>keep the people updated on on this Molly fiasco. Okay, heard,

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<v Speaker 2>But thank you for your time, Sis, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get to get back to.

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<v Speaker 1>You please, thank you guys so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Good day, my love, good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Your audio and send it to Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, save your audio. Yeah we're gonna because we

1:04:52.480 --> 1:04:55.040
<v Speaker 3>gotta talk. We gotta debriefs, gonna talk shit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah you hear this episode.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, say thank you so much by send it

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<v Speaker 3>to Andrew. Thank you please. Okay, Okay, so we did it.

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<v Speaker 3>We did it, Joe Sidney, what sis?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you did. But what you mean

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<v Speaker 4>you said we did it? What do you think that

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<v Speaker 4>was accomplished?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she is twenty one, like she's she sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a young girl that's just interested in, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>being involved, being a part.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, the stand up thing is a turn off.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's a complete If I want an intern or

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<v Speaker 2>an assistant, I want them to have absolutely despised comedy.

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<v Speaker 4>Well I don't know if despise comedy is the right thing,

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<v Speaker 4>but I don't want them to want to be a comic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>But uh yeah, she's definitely young. She sounds young. I

1:05:56.160 --> 1:05:59.720
<v Speaker 4>mean she gave us the strengths and weaknesses. She said

1:05:59.760 --> 1:06:02.800
<v Speaker 4>she I'm a witch. She doesn't listen to Beyonce. A

1:06:02.920 --> 1:06:05.040
<v Speaker 4>lot of things were. It was a lot of redflex

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<v Speaker 4>for me, and like, well, when when you're a part

1:06:08.360 --> 1:06:13.640
<v Speaker 4>of the team and it's like your team, and if

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<v Speaker 4>you don't get murdered by the end of this year,

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<v Speaker 4>or you don't by the end of the year, or

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<v Speaker 4>if she's not sitting in front of your house, uh,

1:06:21.680 --> 1:06:26.080
<v Speaker 4>you know, for Women's History Month, whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>If she'm not worried about it. I think she's cool,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember being her age, and like, I didn't have

1:06:34.800 --> 1:06:37.920
<v Speaker 2>anybody that I looked up to that was so accessible.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody that I looked up to was like legit celebrities

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<v Speaker 2>and was not in reach.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>So the fact that she thinks were really cool and

1:06:48.680 --> 1:06:51.120
<v Speaker 2>she could just pull up to a show and be like, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm interested and come on the pod. I wish I

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<v Speaker 2>would have had that available to me when I was

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<v Speaker 2>her age. To be honest, Okay, I hear that, But

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<v Speaker 2>what would you ever do for you, sis? Because I

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<v Speaker 2>know what I need from an assistant and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't what do you need you need?

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<v Speaker 4>What do I need from an assistant? I need somebody

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<v Speaker 4>to legit do my chores. That's what I need. That's

1:07:17.920 --> 1:07:20.200
<v Speaker 4>what I need. I need somebody to like clean my

1:07:20.280 --> 1:07:24.960
<v Speaker 4>house and make sure that I leave my house. I

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<v Speaker 4>need somebody to help me respond to emails. I need

1:07:27.160 --> 1:07:30.520
<v Speaker 4>somebody that's following up on stuff that I'm missing. I

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<v Speaker 4>need that.

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<v Speaker 3>I need somebody to do that. I definitely need somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>I need someone to follow up on emails and organize

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<v Speaker 2>the emails that like what's priority and what can wait.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what you want her to do for you,

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<v Speaker 4>is go through your emails.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I would have to start a whole new

1:07:47.240 --> 1:07:52.640
<v Speaker 2>email thing because because yeah, like giving someone your email

1:07:52.840 --> 1:07:57.120
<v Speaker 2>is you you do have to know them and trust them.

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<v Speaker 4>So you going to start a new email so the

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<v Speaker 4>old one's not gonna get organized.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean you can set up your email so

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<v Speaker 5>that it automatically like forwards to Molly.

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<v Speaker 3>And so oh yeah, okay, and so like whenever.

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<v Speaker 5>You respond to an email, you can like set it

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<v Speaker 5>up every time that you email someone. I'm helping out

1:08:17.439 --> 1:08:20.679
<v Speaker 5>Molly's case right now, but every time that you email someone,

1:08:20.800 --> 1:08:23.400
<v Speaker 5>it's automatically seeing her, so she's in the loop.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I like that. I love that Marie wrote

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<v Speaker 3>that down.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Sydney, I didn't write that down because I don't

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<v Speaker 4>need That's not what I want. Like I want somebody

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<v Speaker 4>to help me with my emails. I need somebody to

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<v Speaker 4>help me stay on top of the things that I

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<v Speaker 4>am ignoring. I need people to follow up on things.

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<v Speaker 4>I legit, I ligitly just need like a housekeeper slash made.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I need, But I don't need her, like

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want some person to just be like taking

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<v Speaker 4>my panties to the laundrymat like that's I mean, in

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<v Speaker 4>an ideal world, I would have that, But yeah, what

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<v Speaker 4>I need from an assistant in what Molly is offering,

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like realistically they don't they don't really match up.

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<v Speaker 3>But SI well, I mean I would love her.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love for her to like take over the

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram page and just like be more engaging, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>could see her being on there and actually work like

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<v Speaker 2>getting our numbers up, because we're just not on it enough.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't post enough, we don't we don't do anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, However, the thing that you're losing if you were

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<v Speaker 5>to do that is that you're losing your specific two

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<v Speaker 5>voices controlling the Instagram and so then it would be

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<v Speaker 5>Molly's voice and I don't know if people would enjoy

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<v Speaker 5>that as much.

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<v Speaker 3>People? What would you would? Yeah, big T, big C,

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<v Speaker 3>big T love when.

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<v Speaker 4>She says big D. She said big T and gave

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<v Speaker 4>us medium size tea Bruhn And.

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<v Speaker 5>She lost track a number of times.

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<v Speaker 4>And just like Molly got the same problem, I got

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<v Speaker 4>the ADHD is only she has it. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 4>can't stay focused, how are you gonna keep me focused?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? Does she got the addies? We should have asked

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<v Speaker 3>her that we.

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<v Speaker 4>Should ask Damn, that was a missed opportunity. Damn, that

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<v Speaker 4>would have missed opportunity. If you add all then you

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<v Speaker 4>could probably work for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Should we read one of these emails?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know the episode is already. I have like

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<v Speaker 5>seventy minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I gotta leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I actually have to leave. So okay, are you

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<v Speaker 3>going swimming today?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm shooting something with my friend at I think two thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>So I gotta I gotta get dressed in I need

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<v Speaker 4>to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh are you going with d?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>What you're doing?

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<v Speaker 4>What you're showing Sidney, don't worry about it. I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>doing something with my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Oh wow, Wow, that's that's aggressive, Murray, I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Think that I was aggressive Andrew was that aggressive.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a little. But I also were in the

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<v Speaker 5>middle of a recording, so I unders same way you

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't want to.

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<v Speaker 4>But also I'm trying to leave and you're like, let's

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<v Speaker 4>talk about what you're doing and what you need to

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<v Speaker 4>leave about it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, I'm just you're trying to be the assistant

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<v Speaker 5>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Pressing questions. When he was talking to Molly, I asked

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<v Speaker 4>her questions, what are you talking about asking? No, pressing questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I'm not pressing. Y'all are pressed. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, girl, come on board, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you already hear first folks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure that you know when and.

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<v Speaker 4>What to wear for I don't know when it's but Sidney,

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<v Speaker 4>go ahead and send us. Go ahead and send us

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<v Speaker 4>the photos that we need to do in the you're sick,

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<v Speaker 4>you're sick, Mary, get help send us.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl. No, no, no, no, no, she couldn't. Dare she

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't have it in her I'm looking at her eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>She does.

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<v Speaker 2>She's giving too like all over the place to actually

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<v Speaker 2>like fall through with the plan to murder me.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, I watch a lot of snapped, and when people snap,

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<v Speaker 4>they just sometimes there's no plan. They just do what

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<v Speaker 4>they want to do in the moment, and then it's like,

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<v Speaker 4>what do they call it? A crime of passion? So

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<v Speaker 4>you know that I hear you, And really it's like, Sis,

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<v Speaker 4>you know we cool with Alana? So how close are

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<v Speaker 4>you trying to get to Alana? And is it through

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<v Speaker 4>this podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 4>You do what you want to do with your cats.

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<v Speaker 2>But as for me and my family, girl, listen, if

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<v Speaker 2>you think, if you think in twenty twenty one, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna let some just pedestrian beige come through and murder

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<v Speaker 2>me as as famous as I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, Bye, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Where was this energy?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>She said?

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<v Speaker 4>She said, I'm not pressed. Y'all are pressed if you

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<v Speaker 4>think I'm And it's like, right, girl, okay. Nine minutes

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<v Speaker 4>into the episode, Sydney, oh yeah, but I wouldn't let

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<v Speaker 4>that happen. But seven minutes into the episode, you were like, Sis,

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<v Speaker 4>when can you start?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm okay with her starting, and I also

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<v Speaker 2>believe that she is not capable.

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<v Speaker 3>Of murdering me or doing some dumb shit like, Okay, I.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel I feel like, yes, she is a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>but as a person who also identifies as a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>I see right through it. She's just eager, Okay, sweet

1:13:47.360 --> 1:13:50.280
<v Speaker 2>sweet girl. She might she might not know how to

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<v Speaker 2>be an assistant all the way, but you got to

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<v Speaker 2>learn somewhere and where. This is the best place to start,

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<v Speaker 2>because we don't even know what the fuck were doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Other that, we definitely don't know what we're doing. If

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<v Speaker 4>you give that girl your phone at the sending a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of Glazier's contacting phone to herself, absolutely, she's full

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<v Speaker 4>hay alant of glaze. I'm you, but you taught you.

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<v Speaker 4>Sydney gave me your number. Yeah, I jes see, Sydney

1:14:21.200 --> 1:14:21.960
<v Speaker 4>gave me your number.

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<v Speaker 2>And you think, so, all right, maybe you're right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll think about it. I mean, the people were very

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<v Speaker 2>concerned in the d m s and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>definitely have her own because it's messy, but don't hire her.

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<v Speaker 5>So I think they have even more of a reason

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<v Speaker 5>to be concerned after this episode. After this, you think,

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<v Speaker 5>I think, so.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, let us know, let us know what

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<v Speaker 2>you think. Obviously, we're gonna post it to Maine. Be nice,

1:14:52.920 --> 1:14:54.720
<v Speaker 2>give us a thumbs up or a thumbs down in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of hire to fired.

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<v Speaker 3>We just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be rude, just just be be kind. Respond how

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<v Speaker 2>you would like to see it. If you were Molly,

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<v Speaker 2>how about that.

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<v Speaker 5>But they're not Molly because she needs to be one

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<v Speaker 5>of them.

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<v Speaker 4>So respond when she said, respond like you listen to

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<v Speaker 4>the Unofficial Expert podcast. Okay, hired or fired, do what's

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<v Speaker 4>on your heart and try to be nice because she

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<v Speaker 4>will see them.

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<v Speaker 5>But also it did really take me out when she said,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm surprised that no one else is doing this, and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like doing what free work? I don't understand. I

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<v Speaker 5>just I don't get it, she says, she do improv.

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<v Speaker 4>That was for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you know we all know that, you know us

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<v Speaker 2>talking about money. Listen, we're not always getting paid what

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<v Speaker 2>we deserve. It's not free, but sometimes damn near.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, So let's let's be.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind on the money talk because we've we've done a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of things for peeps that were like, Mitch, what.

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<v Speaker 3>How did I get wrapped up in this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm I'm actually humbling myself as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Andrew. You did great work today, truly you did. You

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<v Speaker 4>was on it, and we will.

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<v Speaker 2>We will give you the Token of the Day, Token

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<v Speaker 2>of the day for really stepping up and and putting

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<v Speaker 2>making sure that our safety is first.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what Token of the Day is. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't know he was doing that. But this is cool

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<v Speaker 4>the first day that that's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>But I.

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<v Speaker 4>Friends, okay, and I see city laying back fully on

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<v Speaker 4>the couch, comfortable. I'm not recording on a second episode,

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<v Speaker 4>SAMs Molly, So guys, obviously let us know what you're

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<v Speaker 4>thinking the comments, rape comment, subscribe and if you're Molly's friend,

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<v Speaker 4>you know we we can tell by how you respond.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and if if you're Molly's friend, leave big tea

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<v Speaker 3>in the comments.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks, all right, bye, Forever Dog.

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