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Speaker 2: All right, Well we're here, We're here, and we're queer.

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Speaker 2: It's Pride month, and goodness gracious, we are we having

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Speaker 2: the time of our lives?

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Speaker 3: Marie?

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Speaker 4: Are we having the time of our lives? An't he?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: I was just talking to Andrew about it, and I'm

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Speaker 2: kind of a blah pride for me, not gonna lie.

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Speaker 4: Have you been going to pride events? Because I think

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Speaker 4: in order for you to have a good pride, you

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Speaker 4: gotta do bright things.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I've gotten some invites, but I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's a whole bunch of straight people coming to these

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Speaker 3: pride things.

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Speaker 5: Which pride things?

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Speaker 2: Are you going to just parties that it's supposed to

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Speaker 2: be queer? But m the straits are taking over?

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Speaker 5: Too many allies?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, too many allies, too many allies, Marie is an ally.

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Speaker 4: But I'm having a great pride. I'm having your fan pask.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I think that Sydney, maybe you gotta

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Speaker 4: put yourself a little bit out there more, but you're

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Speaker 4: not really out there, a friend. You you're a different

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Speaker 4: person coming out of the pandemic than you are going in.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me talk about it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Sidney, let's be honest here. You were never

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Speaker 4: now you want to be home, so it's different. You

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Speaker 2: Bitch, I have no fucking patience. I'm ready. I get

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Speaker 2: there and I'm ready to go, right, So you can't

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Speaker 2: say you having a bad pride. You be ready to go.

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Speaker 4: When you get there, you'd be like, well, let me

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Speaker 4: schedule a uber for thirty two minutes from now.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, that's not that's not true.

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Speaker 2: I just I think that I'm really gonna do my

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Speaker 3: I want to dance.

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Speaker 2: I want to like take pictures with hot lesbians and

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Speaker 3: I don't know there.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's a couple of things that I'm going to

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Speaker 4: That you would let me as a straight ally to

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Speaker 3: I mean, it just so happened that my best friend

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Speaker 2: And you said you might hook up with a girl

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Speaker 4: The legs are open? What is this a beat? A

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Speaker 4: red juice.

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Speaker 3: Hibiscus lemonade?

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Speaker 2: So, Marie, we went out last weekend. It was a

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Speaker 2: good time. We were living it up, hopping and bopping

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Speaker 3: Oh maybe it was just me. I was running around.

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Speaker 3: you for Juneteenth.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, did you have a good black day in

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Speaker 3: Or I did? Yeah? Actually, that was the highlight of

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Speaker 3: my pride. Juneteenth.

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Speaker 4: Hmm, Juneteenth was a good day. All the attractive, melanated

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So it's I mean, it's a win. But like the

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Speaker 2: Who just came out are having a better pride than me.

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Speaker 2: And I just want to let you know that if

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Speaker 3: He washed up.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Sidney, what equals a good pride for you because

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Speaker 5: It sounds like you actually are having a good pride

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Speaker 3: Pride at home.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hashtag b gay do crime?

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Speaker 3: What is this?

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Speaker 4: What's what's peak for you?

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Speaker 2: I mean just more parties, more rooftops, more people like

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Speaker 2: sliding in my dms, more people just professing how amazing

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting that.

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Speaker 4: Is that the meaning of pride? Is that what Jesus

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Speaker 4: we gotta meet the microphone because you ain't saying nothing.

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Speaker 3: I'm saying everything, bitch. You just can't hear me. No,

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Speaker 3: I'm because I've been gay. I've been gay too long.

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Speaker 4: It's not this has nothing to do with you being gay.

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Speaker 5: No, I think that is inherently that is inherently gay

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Andrew, and.

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Speaker 3: I've never felt more seen, I've never felt more seene.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Andrew an Ally.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I love attention. Why do you think that

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Speaker 5: I talk on this podcast.

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Speaker 3: And you and you receive, you receive, Andrew. They it's Sydney,

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Speaker 5: I ran and I ran into a listener in the

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Speaker 4: And then the person the person say, what the is

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Speaker 4: the unofficial Expert? Well, I'm glad that you had that interaction.

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Speaker 4: Sydney seems to be lacking. But Sidney, people give you

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Speaker 4: Everybody's gay now.

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Speaker 3: It's true.

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Speaker 2: I forgot her freaking name. But you know, if you

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Speaker 3: And you had amazing pants on. Who are you? Please

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Speaker 2: Also, I met another girl who works at this vegan,

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Speaker 4: She got me a croissant for croissant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, girl, it was not good. But I really

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Speaker 2: But you were fam fabulous, famtabulous.

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Speaker 4: Everything you're saying now about what just happened this past

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Speaker 3: Babe, And that was that was the straight in me.

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Speaker 3: I'm confusing, being confusing.

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Speaker 4: Last week I was famously going through my quarter life

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Speaker 4: But also you don't know I don't know what my

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be cash cash like that, if denims are

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Speaker 3: You can hold that invite, mind you, Marie. I have

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Speaker 2: It's for a boat. Oh, it's a boat. It's a

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Speaker 2: boat party. Yes, I'm gonna send it to you. It's

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Speaker 2: it's somebody who's it. Everybody's going Joe Joe Firestone is going.

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Speaker 4: Oh Joe Firestone is going interesting. So it's gonna be

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Speaker 4: like an alt boat. It's not gonna be Dooty's boat. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: Here. I send it to you, right, now it's on

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Speaker 4: Okay, great, I love a birthday party on a boat.

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Speaker 3: Yes, let's get into it.

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Speaker 4: Baby, you emailed it to me?

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Speaker 3: Maybe no, I texted to you. Wait, and Andrew, do

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Speaker 3: you have any emails?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, I got some. I got in. I got some

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Speaker 3: Now that's crazy.

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Speaker 5: Because you have your email and the unofficial expert email

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Speaker 2: log in. Log in for me, sweetie, right, yeah, in for.

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Speaker 4: Me, sweetie. Okay, Okay, are the ones that you got long?

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Speaker 5: This one I'm looking at right now is not long.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do the emails at the end. Let's do

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll send them to you.

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Speaker 2: Now though, let's bring in our motherfucking guests now. Now,

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Speaker 2: this is the most conscient versal guests we've ever had

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Speaker 2: in Unofficial Expert History Drama.

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Speaker 2: Never, just didn't even think that it was possible, but

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Speaker 3: Give it up for our I guess, assistant expert, give

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Speaker 3: it up for Molly Levi.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello everyone, I'm so happy to be here.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you, Hi, Molly, you got to see

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Speaker 4: how you know, the magic is made in this zoom today.

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Speaker 1: Very exciting. I think that you know what I will say,

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Speaker 1: And so I'm accomplishing a dream right now. You guys

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Speaker 4: This was on the vision board for twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: This literally was on my vision board for twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Your faces were on my vision board.

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Speaker 3: We're making white women's dreams come true.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what I work for Freeze because I felt bad.

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Speaker 5: Not I was not there the episode that you read

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Speaker 5: And also, you know you say in the email, I

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Speaker 3: We love to see it. Okay, No, I still want to.

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Speaker 5: Let me uprade you.

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Speaker 1: I think the listeners are jealous that I made it

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Speaker 1: What I will say is that yes I am weird.

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Speaker 1: I'm very weird, but I'm self aware, so I Sydney

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Speaker 1: I'm creepy too. I remember you said that, because okay.

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Speaker 3: Let's all hang.

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Speaker 4: Out and shoo a bed. You say, I'm not going

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Speaker 4: to be a classes oh this person you said you

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Speaker 3: In my brain.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Marie, in my room, I'm imagining in my mind,

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Speaker 1: Okay, Guys, obviously you're celebrities, a celebrities. That's that's my

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Speaker 1: No, I was just like worried. I was like, I

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Speaker 6: I wait, if we see you, if we see you,

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Speaker 6: if I don't see you in some box braids, Molly,

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Speaker 6: I'm on side.

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Speaker 4: I would.

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Speaker 3: So, Molly, Molly, I have a question.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying you never went to Jamaica on a

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Speaker 1: No, I will like, I'm not gonna say I don't

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Speaker 4: That's like like, oh, no, you said you're in college.

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Speaker 4: Tell us where you're from and where you live.

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Speaker 1: I go to a college. I honestly, I would hate

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Speaker 4: So then don't promote them.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to promote them. If you know me,

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Speaker 1: you know where I go to college. If you look

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Speaker 5: She said, who will be Google?

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Speaker 4: She said, I used to be one of you guys,

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Speaker 4: But now you can shut Marie.

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Speaker 1: You're trying to turn them and gets me.

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Speaker 3: I will not stand.

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Speaker 4: I'm just repeating what you say.

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Speaker 2: But also also you have to stand in your truth.

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Speaker 2: And if you are like I've made it this is

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Speaker 3: In my world, this is like my like.

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Speaker 4: That's what makes me uncomfortable. You are serious in your.

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Speaker 4: Very Selena. I'm not saying you Midley, I'm just saying

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Speaker 2: Well, we have to Well what we do is we're

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Speaker 2: DA and we got to get a comment.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, Oh, Sydney, you already offering, Yeah, we

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Speaker 4: I need you to set your phone, your phone across

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Speaker 3: I said, babe, you're hired. You said I'll work for free.

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Speaker 1: You're in Yeah, that's why I said, I will work

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Speaker 5: But the thing that really stood out to me is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how old are you, Molly, I'm twenty one, okay,

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Speaker 5: No, But like what I'm concerned about for Sidney and

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Speaker 5: and then you could furnish their name.

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Speaker 2: be sure, Alan, let me talk about it. Stand up

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Speaker 3: Andrew puts the A in ally, he came prepared. He said,

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Speaker 2: That was like, I was like, Andrew, you are booked

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me say I got I.

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Speaker 4: Okay, don't want to get back.

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Speaker 1: You're all right, I'm all right.

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Speaker 5: I forgot.

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Speaker 1: I did not say that. I said that I will.

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Speaker 1: I will bring you a lot of revenue, because baby

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Speaker 2: Oh excuse me because you got some friends to come

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Speaker 3: Okay, Molly, I see how you throwing it back in

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Speaker 4: That flag somebody sent us an email. Somebody sent me

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna read a hold on, hold on, I try

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Speaker 4: We're gonna let you, you know, rebuke or re butcher,

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Speaker 4: whatever the word is here. I'm not saying there's anything

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Speaker 4: suspicious about Molly, but the personal assistant is a high

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Speaker 4: trust position and anything can happen. Blackmailing, selling, Sydney's warn panties,

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Speaker 4: but it doesn't you mean she will be a good assistant.

445
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 4: She learn how to be a good assistant with patients

446
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 4: and proper guidance. It will take your energy and not

447
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 4: be worth it in a short time. Furthermore, the assistant

448
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 4: should be paid because working for free is exhausting. I

449
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 4: volunteered before, and it's hard to do it consistently and

450
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 4: long term. And that's why there's usually a team of volunteers.

451
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,159
Speaker 4: So they're saying that we need more. Molly's yeah, thank you, Selena.

452
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,560
Speaker 5: I have friends, Selena.

453
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 4: No, Molly, Holly says she got friends. It's giving Oceans thirteen,

454
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 4: it's giving you.

455
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 3: Well, Molly pulled up to the show with like seven

456
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 3: friends and sat in the front.

457
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 4: So that's why you offered her the job, Sidney Washington,

458
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 4: I mean she knows.

459
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 2: She's just saying, like, I support y'all, and I have

460
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 2: a team. I have a team of people who are

461
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 2: ready to buy tickets.

462
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 1: Yes, I do.

463
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 5: Is that the revenue that you're talking about?

464
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: Yes?

465
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 4: How many shirts did you buy?

466
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 1: How many shirts you guys are selling?

467
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 4: Merchen, look at Andrew's face, red flag, Red flag?

468
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 3: You don't know that we're selling March.

469
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: Okay, wouldn't that be creepier if I knew every little

470
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,119
Speaker 1: detail about you? Guys are like, really, no, you are

471
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: going no, no, no no.

472
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 4: You came to three shows and you said you're bringing

473
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:21,160
Speaker 4: this revenue. But yeah, that's like barely the Verizon bill

474
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 4: for me.

475
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: Molly, you knew you, you knew where you were getting

476
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 3: in pod. You know what you're getting into.

477
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: Just stomped on.

478
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 2: No, no, we're not stopping at this is this is

479
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 2: how you know we like you one. We brought your

480
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 2: ass on here do It's all fun. It's all fun

481
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 2: and games.

482
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 5: I know.

483
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 1: I told you guys you can roast me like I

484
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: don't care.

485
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 4: Molly, have you ever stolen anything?

486
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 1: I mean, of course we have all shoplifted.

487
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no, no no no no no.

488
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: No no.

489
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 2: Off the record, I would sustain, sustain I'm not saying

490
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 2: on the pod and two was in the twenty one

491
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 2: everybody is shoplifted.

492
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 3: We're not doing that, not here. Wow, I don't need

493
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 3: I don't need them to pull up this and have

494
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 3: clips since no.

495
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 4: No, sorry, Of all the things that I've ever been

496
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 4: said on this podcast, that's the thing that you also

497
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 4: who would pull up saying everyone is shoplifted, everyone has shoplifted.

498
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 5: Yes, I've never shoplifted.

499
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 4: You've never stolen some gum from the supermarket?

500
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 5: No, I never, never from I would never be able

501
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 5: to live with myself.

502
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 1: You never. You know, it's a big corporation. It doesn't matter.

503
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 5: Well, even as I just don't want to. I don't

504
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 5: want to get caught the ramifications as.

505
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 4: Damn, Andrew, you are a white man ramification?

506
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 3: Wow, you called him a.

507
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: Just kid?

508
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 3: Have to she's really.

509
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 5: I'm sorry I got back up that control.

510
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: You could take me out.

511
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andrew, Andrew is also our producer.

512
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: So no, I respect you, Andrew. I respect you so much.

513
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 5: Do you respect the fact that I've never shoplifted? Or

514
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 5: is that no?

515
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: I honestly that kind of made me Andrew for you.

516
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, I don't know if I can have you

517
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 3: on the team.

518
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 5: That's a red flag. After everything that Molly said, I

519
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 5: guess that's.

520
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 3: Wow.

521
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: How okay, finally.

522
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 4: Give us example some things that you've shoplifted as it as.

523
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 3: He I think that.

524
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't feel like I've shoplifted since I was

525
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: in like well, no, like every once in a while,

526
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: I think me and my friend's grab pockets something from

527
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 1: tarje Like, if it's like a bobby pin, I'm not

528
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: like gonna pay ten dollars for a pack of bobby pins.

529
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 4: You know, So you've taken.

530
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: Like a pack of bobby pins in my pocket? What's

531
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: wrong with that?

532
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 4: I don't think they cost ten dollars name I think

533
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 4: they'd be like three forty nine.

534
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 2: Okay, but I feel I feel you on that though.

535
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 2: You know what it's like giving out bobby pins for free?

536
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: I agree? Uh. My best feet was one time in

537
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: high school I did take a bowling ball out of

538
00:25:59,119 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: a bowling alley.

539
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

540
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: That was pretty cool.

541
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 4: How did you do that?

542
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 3: What's the U?

543
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 4: Put it in Oceans nine or whatever?

544
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: I think I like put it in my shirt or something.

545
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: Or I was wearing a big sweatshirt, so they thought

546
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: I was like thicky. I was thick them just kidding.

547
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: They thought I was like you were you were, you

548
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:17,719
Speaker 1: were thick.

549
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 5: They thought, wait, what do you what do you want

550
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 5: to do with a bowling ball?

551
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. My friends were like, take it.

552
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 4: Do you usually listen to your friends when they tell

553
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 4: you to do stuff?

554
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 6: Oh my god?

555
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: It depends if it's going to be a funny story

556
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: or not.

557
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: Later, well, I like that energy that feels about right,

558
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 2: that that feels like you're up or alley with that.

559
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 3: We're always here for this story.

560
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 4: But I wonder how did you do with the bowling ball?

561
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: I think it was in my room and then I

562
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: gave it to my like we kind of like passed

563
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: it around. It's like an inside joke, you know, like

564
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: I gave it to my friend Annie afterwards. I feel

565
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: like or something like that, Annie, Are you okay?

566
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 3: Annie?

567
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: Are you shout out to Annie? She's probably gonna.

568
00:26:59,600 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 4: Listen to this.

569
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 3: Are you okay?

570
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: Okay?

571
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 3: Molly?

572
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 2: So, Molly, if you if you don't become our assistant intern, whatevs?

573
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 2: What else would you be doing with your life? This

574
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: is not your only option? Do you have other things

575
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 2: out there that's available for you? I?

576
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: Well, I hope, I sure hope. So I am currently

577
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: receiving a BFA in acting and playwriting. So you know

578
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: what I like to say is I'm getting a degree

579
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 1: in waitressing. Can't wait? So I will soon be busting

580
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: bus bus busting, sorry, busting those tables? Uh? And I

581
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: do want I love improv sketch. I do want to

582
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 1: do stand up but I've never done it. I'm too scared.

583
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: But I'm the vice president of my improv team.

584
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 4: On my sketch team, you're the Kamala Harris of your

585
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 4: improv team.

586
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 3: I'm wrong. You want to do stand up count comedy

587
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 3: like I just why?

588
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 2: I mean, you hear us complain for years about it

589
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 2: and you still want to Well, I yeah, I mean

590
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: I don't.

591
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: I I think, well, I think you guys should have

592
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: your own show. I confused. How you don't have your

593
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: own show, but I would like to have my own

594
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 1: show as well.

595
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 3: We two are also confused.

596
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 4: Hold on, you said you're a play right if you

597
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 4: were going to write a play for me in Sydney,

598
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 4: what would that look like?

599
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't think I would want to write

600
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: a play for you. I think I would want you

601
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: guys to write the play.

602
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 3: I don't know you're going to be that least.

603
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what would I have like? I don't want

604
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: to be Okay, I would write if you really want

605
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 1: me to write it, I will write it, and I

606
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: would write it.

607
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 4: Hypopetical. And you said you're getting the BFA. You said

608
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 4: you're in play, right, I just asked quick follow up,

609
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 4: if you were going to write a player about me

610
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 4: and Sydney, what would.

611
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 3: Give me the opening scene? At least it.

612
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: Would be you guys like you two besties on the

613
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: subway and something like funny happy bins and like, I

614
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: feel like I'm walking into a trap. Anything I say

615
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna make no.

616
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, like, you know, if you're if

617
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: you want to be an assistant or you want to

618
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: talk on talk on, behalf of us.

619
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 3: I need like some passion. You gotta pay sales.

620
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm trying to get your point of view. I'm

621
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 4: sure I'm trying to see how creative you are and

622
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 4: break back at us, which makes me.

623
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 7: Feel like, well, I just in this, Okay, Okay, Okay,

624
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 7: I'm feeling very protective you both, right, And the fact

625
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 7: and the fact that Molly you put Sydney on the

626
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 7: subway when Sydney, notorious.

627
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: Oh hates the subway. I know you love your ubs

628
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: and you love your Oh my god, you know what

629
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: the opening scene would be because I know that Sidney

630
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: loves a shared uber ride and loves to tea about

631
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: the people who are in the uber So it would

632
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: definitely be some ship where Sidney gets it. What's it

633
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: called it? A uberpool?

634
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 3: Wow, you don't even know what it is?

635
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: Yes, I do, don't want to. I say the train,

636
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: It just hasn't existed in a long time, and I

637
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: do take the train. I'm a college student. Okay. It

638
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: would be like you getting into an uber pool and

639
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: something crazy would happen with the other people, and like maybe, oh,

640
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: maybe it could be Like the audience thinks that, like

641
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: the story is going to be about the two people

642
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: that's the uber, Like there's some dramatic breakup happening in

643
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: the uber pool or something. And then and but then

644
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: it but then so the audience is like, oh, it's

645
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: going to be about this couple breaking up. But then

646
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: it ends up being about Sydney. And then Sidney says

647
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: some funny ask shit about it, gets out of the ubers,

648
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: goes to Marie, is like this just happened to me,

649
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: and then their whole adventure ensues.

650
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 3: Of them.

651
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 2: Shares a cart Tyler Tyler Perry.

652
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 7: Car.

653
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 4: It's about Sydney in a car. I don't know if

654
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 4: people want to watch it.

655
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: That's not you asked for the opening scene Sydney.

656
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 4: I don't think that I would pay my money to

657
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 4: watch that, but.

658
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: Like, damn, okay, well we can spitball, we can workshop.

659
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here for the workshop. You know, we're always

660
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 2: and this could be an open mic for you, you know,

661
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: I just Molly, I really do like you, and I

662
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 2: like how persistent you are, and you know it's it's

663
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: okay that you want to do something for free.

664
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: We all started doing stuff for free.

665
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 2: That's what and then we realized and then we realized

666
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 2: are our value And they were like, I'm not gonna

667
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 2: fucking do free stuff anymore.

668
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 3: But you know, this is this is how you started off.

669
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I'm trying to say. I'm trying to

670
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: say that people are like who would work for free?

671
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: Like who would be this desperate for work? And I'm like,

672
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: have y'all ever met anybody in any form of the arts?

673
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: We all are this desperate and sorry that okay, Oh

674
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: back to what I was saying before, Yes, to some degree,

675
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,959
Speaker 1: I do want to quote unquote become you guys as

676
00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: much as you guys.

677
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 3: Just no, no, no, no, no, no, no listen please

678
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 3: let me.

679
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: Man I finished my sentence.

680
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 4: You a young beige woman from Utah.

681
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: Once.

682
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know.

683
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: No no no, no, no no no no no, no,

684
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: no no, you're not letting in the sense in the

685
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: same way that you guys had idols in the comedian

686
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: comedic sphere.

687
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 4: You guys, we did not.

688
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I suck like.

689
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 3: Straight?

690
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 4: Are you queer?

691
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 3: Are you?

692
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 4: What's happening with sexual orientation?

693
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 3: She's straight?

694
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: This is a sore subject. No, it's not a sore

695
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: subject at all.

696
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 3: I would don't do that.

697
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to be the white girl who's like,

698
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm straight, but I wish it was gay, even though

699
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: I am that white girl low key, because I really

700
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: I hate I hate men so so deeply. I'm sorry,

701
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

702
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, let's let's use that use that you hate

703
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,479
Speaker 4: him so deeply when a man has wronged you. Oh,

704
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 4: what's an example of something that you've done for revenge?

705
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 4: Give us the type of give us Molly's revenge on men.

706
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 3: That she this is. This is an example of your character,

707
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 3: So so be smart.

708
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 4: I didn't need you to say that. I actually didn't

709
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 4: want her, sorry, Molly.

710
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: So let's see, I honestly, you know what I do.

711
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: I've called men. I've just called them really mean names.

712
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: I called that, yeah, nasty pig, swine, piece of ship,

713
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: Go fuck yourself. I don't know, Like I you want

714
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: to know the most recent example.

715
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 3: Of yeah, wait, what happened?

716
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Why?

717
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 4: Why?

718
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? What happened?

719
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's just say. Let's just say I did

720
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: have a high school boyfriend that you know, I was

721
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: dating like after high school, on and off, Like you know,

722
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: that's stupid ship where you just try to hold on

723
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: to the past, foolish.

724
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 4: Did he look like who would play him in a movie?

725
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, there's not very many Vietnamese actors.

726
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 3: Was he like a Vietnamese zach Affron, Yeah he was.

727
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: He's going, he's going, all right.

728
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 3: I like that.

729
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: He's like he's like a boy, Like he's a he

730
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: does he dance?

731
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 3: Does he dance? Was he like like Channing Tatum, what

732
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 3: do you like? Step up? Step up? Five?

733
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 5: But the leading question.

734
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: I was like, no, No, this is thing guys I

735
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: love I hate like I hate like an indie boy.

736
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: I hate a boy with the same interest as me,

737
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: Like I love a jock, I love a himbo, I

738
00:34:55,560 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 1: love a finance like bimbo a dumb dumb they're very hot.

739
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm very superficial.

740
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 3: I need hot, dummy, point Vietnamese? How long? On and off?

741
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 1: Like on and off since like yeah, for for since

742
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: like twenty seventeen. Okay, but he still lived in Utah,

743
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: so it was hard and it was not good and

744
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: eventually he's probably gonna listen to.

745
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 3: This hago habo.

746
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: And then we broke up. He and my best friends

747
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: started fucking. Like the second we broke up, we're fucking

748
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: each other. For months, everyone was lying to me about it.

749
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 4: Wait, this is Annie, are you okay?

750
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: No, this is not Annie.

751
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

752
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 3: Nanny would never and I would not do that. What

753
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 3: was her name, Charlotte?

754
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm not saying her name.

755
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 3: She's not okay, all right, we don't we don't give

756
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 3: those holes a platform.

757
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 4: I feel like her name was Rochelle or something like that.

758
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 3: Whoa, no, whoa Mushelle, Michelle.

759
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything. I don't want to put the

760
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: attention right.

761
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 3: Okay, So wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you find out?

762
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was the biggest tea ever guys,

763
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: so basically, drop it, come on, come on, So like

764
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: she she actually broke down to my best friend Nicole

765
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: and was like, but she she broke down to Nicole

766
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: not not because like she felt bad for me, but

767
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: because she was in love with him. And I have

768
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: I have evidence to believe that, Like, we were never friends,

769
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: and she was.

770
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 2: Like, couldn't be You couldn't possibly be friends if as

771
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 2: soon as you broke up with him she was.

772
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: I feel like she yeah, I feel like the whole

773
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: time she was friends with me, she's just trying to

774
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: get at him. So that's been a big trauma for me.

775
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: There's a lot of others trigger.

776
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what did you do in retaliation?

777
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: In retaliation? Actually, this is kind of iconic. She actually coincidentally,

778
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: I had hung out with her like two days before

779
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: and oh my god, wait, this is big T. I

780
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 1: forgot about this, so so said ex boyfriend. His older

781
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: brother is kind of a big fashion designer in like Brooklyn.

782
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: He designs for I'm not gonna name drop, no.

783
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 3: No, no, but drop it in the group chat. I'll

784
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 3: drop it in.

785
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: I'll let you guys know who it is. But she

786
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: comes to hang out with and I had I I'm

787
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: a witch. Okay, I am a witch. So I excuse me,

788
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: I'm a witch.

789
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 3: You're talking to two black Christian women witch the teenage witch.

790
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I just like I'm a witch.

791
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 1: Like that's all I'm gonna say about it. I just

792
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: have an amazing intuition, amazing, like impeccable.

793
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 4: Okay, but you didn't know that your X was I did.

794
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know I would. I would ask him all

795
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: the time, Like I like three weeks after we broke up,

796
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: I called him, like in the middle of the night

797
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know you're fucking her and

798
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: he was like no, I'm not. Like literally a second

799
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,439
Speaker 1: we broke up. I was like, I know you're gonna

800
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: suck her and he was like no, I would never.

801
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: I would never know what I knew? I knew?

802
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 3: How did you wait? Why is she hot to?

803
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 1: Or she would? They were just like they would just

804
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: they like emotionally cheated on me during the because it

805
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: was the type of thing where like the three of

806
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: us would I would I'll never do this again. But

807
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: the three of us would hang out together all the

808
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: time and they were like best friends. And one one

809
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: time I went on vacation and they had a sleepover.

810
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 4: Intuition is not that good.

811
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 3: The worst.

812
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: In the words of Beyonce, what's worse being jealous or crazy?

813
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: Jealous or crazy? More like being walked all over Lately,

814
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: I'd rather be crazy, and I thought it was worse

815
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: to be jealous. But I should have listened to Beyonce better.

816
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 4: I'm putting that, Yeah, yeah, you should put that down.

817
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: That's I've learned those But can't you see from that?

818
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: I have learned to always listen, to be honest.

819
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 4: I know that you learned to not answer the question

820
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 4: what did you do to get I'm so sorry.

821
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Okay, one of the things I did,

822
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: I did a lot of things, but one of the

823
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: things I did was so I had gone to hang

824
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: out with her two days prior. She's still lying straight

825
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: to my face like an absolute sociopath. And she comes

826
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: to hang out with me when I already have my suspicions.

827
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: And I actually before I picked her up, before me

828
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: and my friend picked her up, I turned to my

829
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: friend Sam, I'm like, yeah, like, uh, you know, I

830
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: don't like I want to forgive her, Like I don't

831
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: think anything's going on between them. I'm just gonna let

832
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: it go. I'm gonna let it go, you know. And

833
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: we go to pick her up and she comes. She

834
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: gets into the car with a giant bag that that's

835
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: designed by my ex's brother, like and that, and they're

836
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: like hard to get, like, you know, it's a fancy brand.

837
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: It's not tell why, which is a tell feezy that'd

838
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: be sick. Okay, she's be.

839
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:00,879
Speaker 3: At my knees.

840
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 4: I have you know people see that help color?

841
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I absolutely cannot. I wow, Salt Lakes,

842
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: I need you to.

843
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 4: Be more on the microphone.

844
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,479
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

845
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 2: And I also dropped drop the names in the group

846
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 2: chat appreciate okay, zoom okay.

847
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: Well but basically so anyway, So so she gets into

848
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: the car with like and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ like,

849
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: even if they aren't fucking like, that's kind of rude,

850
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: like to come, exes, did you ask about it? I

851
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: didn't say anything. I didn't say I know I should have.

852
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: But this is so this is two days before I

853
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: find out. And that's and that night she confessed to

854
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: my friend. But get this, she accidentally left the bag

855
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: in my car. So I find this out the next

856
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: day that I find this out. I call my best

857
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: friend Grace. I'm like, girl, let's go. She drives. She

858
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: speeds over to my house. Grace shout out, I fucking

859
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: love you. You're my bitch. Okay, so she comes over

860
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 1: my house, pops in my car. We speed over to

861
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: this bitch's house and my friend like bounces out of

862
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 1: the car and like throws she has a ring. Okay,

863
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 1: the girlie, the ex best friend has a ring doorbell,

864
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: so she saw this whole thing. She throws the contents

865
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: of the bag onto the porch and like it went

866
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 1: all over the place, runs back, keeps the bag, keeps

867
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: the fancy bag, runs back to the car. We speed away,

868
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: and then this bitch, this bitch has the audacity to

869
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: text me afterwards and say oh. Like she sends another

870
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: like super empty apology text like I'm so sorry, and

871
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: then at the end of it goes, but can I

872
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 1: please have that bag back? It was a present from

873
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: his older brother, and like I really want it. Blah

874
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: blah blah. She asked for the damn bag back.

875
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 4: That was a real through.

876
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on edge. I had anxiety.

877
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 2: I thought, like you poisoned her, Like I don't know

878
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 2: that it sounds like Grace did all the revenging and

879
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 2: you just said it.

880
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, yeah, you were. You were sitting on

881
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: your passenger side of your best friend's ride.

882
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 4: I want to read her.

883
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so.

884
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 4: You're not good at revenge.

885
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 1: It seems like, well I'm not. I mean, I feel

886
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: like that's better for you, guys.

887
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 5: I'm not like a malicious also said and that you

888
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 5: also said in the process that you're a witch. So

889
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 5: I don't know why they would want so sorry.

890
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 4: But I wrote in quotes, I am a witch.

891
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 5: You're saying.

892
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 3: You're saying to take a picture of the notes that

893
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 3: you have, taking fort of the notes.

894
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 4: You know, I don't.

895
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm not a witch in a bad way.

896
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 3: But that's what you'all. That's what y'all all say.

897
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 2: And you went by all you know, you Molly Molly's

898
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 2: are always talking about we're gonna do a seance.

899
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 3: We know paper with some intentions on it. It's nothing crazy, no.

900
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 5: No, no, But you like what you said. You you

901
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 5: said you were a witch, and then when asked to elaborate,

902
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 5: you didn't elaborate. I'm just like I do, but I don't.

903
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: I don't even want to like claim that very much.

904
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 3: Because everybody does tarot. I don't.

905
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone does tarot, Like I don't want to claim

906
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: that that much. Like people are gonna come for me

907
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: if I try to using cards. Yeah, I.

908
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 4: Like talking about this is the wild Card of cups.

909
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that means to be honest, I like, I do tarot,

910
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: but then I google what it means on the internet.

911
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 4: Like, I'm not at you shuffle cards with pictures on them.

912
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly what you do.

913
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie like Molly Molly, what is the

914
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 4: most molly thing about you? Okay, what's the most molly

915
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 4: thing about you? Like if you were actually you don't

916
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 4: just answer that question and then I'm gonna like, what's

917
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 4: the thing that you feel like we need to know?

918
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 4: More importantly the listeners that you used to be one

919
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 4: of awesome?

920
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: Uh?

921
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 3: I think I don't know.

922
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: I think like a good way for me to describe

923
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: myself is like the Utah version of Alana Glacer. I

924
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: do think that's very mean. I think another good way

925
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: to describe myself. Uh, my Spotify thing was like you know,

926
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: the Spotify stupid things everyone was sharing because everyone wants

927
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,760
Speaker 1: to they are Yeah, or like the most recent ones

928
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: that were like, only you would listen to this artist

929
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: after this artist. Mine was like only you would listen

930
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: to Nicki Minaj after George Harrison And I was like, yeah,

931
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: I guess.

932
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 3: So the range, the range, the range. So you're a barb.

933
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: I don't here's thing again. Same with the witch thing.

934
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: Do not want to claim that is a little intense.

935
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: The barbs will come for me. I am a ginormous

936
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: fan of female rap. That's my ship.

937
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 3: Wow.

938
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:16,800
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say a lyric and you're gonna finish it, okay,

939
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 2: and also you have to tell me who it is.

940
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm scared.

941
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 4: Don't be scared.

942
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 3: Sydney's then, okay, all right, I used to be scared of.

943
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: Now.

944
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 3: I don't. I used to be scared of the now.

945
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 3: What those lips?

946
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 7: Did?

947
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 4: Sydney handle it? Sydney, Sydney.

948
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see.

949
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: This is like, I don't want to play anything ever again.

950
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,280
Speaker 4: Sydney.

951
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 3: I am cool.

952
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: I'm probably I don't know because.

953
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 4: I used to be scared of the now.

954
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 3: I throw.

955
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: Guys. Please tell me, please, it's little kim Oh.

956
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 3: She would know that she's a Yeah, I know a Barb,

957
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 3: I do love little Kim, but also you're twenty one.

958
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 3: You're twenty one, jus So, but if you can't say

959
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 3: that you love little Kim, now ian to say that.

960
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 5: She didn't say she said.

961
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: I little Kim.

962
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 4: She did say she loves little kid.

963
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: I know that, but I don't know like I don't. Yeah,

964
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: I definitely don't know her as well as like Meg

965
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: or Cardi.

966
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 4: Or oh okay, she's twenty one. I mean it makes sense.

967
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 4: Out would you say? What would you say some of

968
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 4: your strengths and what would you say it is your

969
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 4: greatest weakness? We treating this like a job interview. Now, No,

970
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 4: Sidmy's doing rap lyrics and I'm like, okay, but tell

971
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 4: us I used to throw it. I used to be

972
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,479
Speaker 4: scared of the week.

973
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh that's a I mean that is a Okay,

974
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 3: that is a little Kim.

975
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: I want to go after this. I'm going to memorize

976
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: all the lyrics to that. Okay, No, you don't have friends, Okay,

977
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: I won't. Anyways, I'd say my biggest weakness.

978
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 3: I love that you're starting off with your week. That's

979
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 3: that's smart.

980
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, means ending with strength.

981
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: My biggest weakness is a sexy man. No, just kidding. No,

982
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: my biggest weakness is my choice in men. That's my

983
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: biggest weakness. Or it's also that I am kind of

984
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: like I'm a lot. Like that's the thing that like,

985
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: uh oh, my friends were like, my friends were like,

986
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 1: you know, it's she comes off as creepy, but she's

987
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: not creepy. She's just kind of like suffocating and a lot,

988
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 1: but like in a good.

989
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 3: Way, like writing that down in a Jewish way.

990
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 4: It's my heritage in a Jewish way.

991
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, it's my people, it's my heritage.

992
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 4: I didn't even know they were Jewish people in Utah,

993
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 4: so I am there are the only one that I

994
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 4: didn't know that.

995
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 2: I didn't know that Jewish people were suffocating. Didn't know

996
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: that either.

997
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Jewish culture to be like stuffy and

998
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: like and.

999
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 5: Also, are you to say that you're the Alana Glazer

1000
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 5: of Utah or whatever that means you're the only Jewish

1001
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 5: woman there, so like process of elimination.

1002
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no no no.

1003
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: That's not true. No, okay, they are true.

1004
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: Andrew like white on right, Jesus Andrew Nancy Drew.

1005
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: Nancy Andrew, Nancy Andrew, I.

1006
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 4: Mean honestly, Andrew's yes, but you know Sidney's asking these

1007
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 4: little lowball questions. So okay here, okay, So your weakness

1008
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 4: is your taste in men?

1009
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: Okay, my taste in men. I would say, I'm uh,

1010
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: I'm also very I have I'm very anxious. That's also

1011
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: a weakness I have. Anxiety is welcome to the globe?

1012
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 4: What what would you say? Is your strength or your

1013
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 4: strengths are?

1014
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: My strengths are that I'm a people person. I'm cute

1015
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: as a button? Am I not? I'm cute?

1016
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: I would I would say cute, and uh, you're gonna

1017
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 2: try to be my friend and then steal my man.

1018
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 4: The strength is the weakness. The strength and the weaknesses

1019
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 4: are connected for sure. Like I wouldn't I wouldn't let

1020
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: you be my babysitter.

1021
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?

1022
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 4: Compliment interesting?

1023
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 3: Okay?

1024
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 4: Anybody else have any interview style questions for for Sydney's

1025
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 4: new assistant?

1026
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you plan to get out of being

1027
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 2: our assistant? And how long would you want to do

1028
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: it for?

1029
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: I feel like, okay, what I would get out of

1030
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: it is very clear to me, Like I want to

1031
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: see how like I am. I think that like where

1032
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: you guys are in the industry is like like really cool.

1033
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: I think like the specific like specifically what you guys

1034
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: do is very like it's I like you guys' style

1035
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: of commor I think you guys are the best stand

1036
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 1: ups in New York City. No cap, definitely definitely sorry,

1037
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry write that down in the list. I can't

1038
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: believe I said that. You take that out.

1039
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 3: Is so comfortable here we we j Door, j Door,

1040
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 3: thank you, Ja Door.

1041
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: I definitely think you guys are the best stand up

1042
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: I want to see, like how you guys do it

1043
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: in a non creepy way, in a non single white

1044
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: female way. I'm definitely not trying to steal your guys

1045
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: as jokes like we could. Obviously, my whole thing is

1046
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: like very different than your guys.

1047
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 4: Still, you couldn't steal our jokes. One of us is

1048
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 4: gay and the other one exactly.

1049
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm saying, and

1050
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: that's why I'm saying. Thats why I didn't even think

1051
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: it would be a problem, because but I just want

1052
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 1: to like see how you guys work. I want to

1053
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: like I want to be around you guys.

1054
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 3: Like the reason why we need an assistance is because

1055
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 3: we don't do work. Okay, well, I'll do your work.

1056
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 3: I'll do your work.

1057
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: I literally will do all of your work.

1058
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 3: I will wait Andrew comes in.

1059
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: Andrew, please don't get mad at me.

1060
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 5: I'm not mad. I'm just again repeating what has already

1061
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 5: been said. Yes, Sydney said that she would not trust

1062
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 5: you as her babysitter, and I think one of the

1063
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 5: main priorities for Sydney specifically would be looking after the cats.

1064
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 5: And so I mean you're already wait.

1065
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 3: I thought that she meant that she.

1066
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 1: Wouldn't trust me it's her babysitter, because I would try

1067
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: to steal her husband. I'm gay, baby, I know, I know,

1068
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: but I thought in this you don't have kids either,

1069
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: So that's right?

1070
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 3: Where I do? I have two kids?

1071
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, yes, you do have children. I'm yes, you're

1072
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: two cats.

1073
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 3: Where you were you would watch my cats?

1074
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 2: Are you?

1075
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: No? I'm not allergic to cats. I used to live

1076
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: with a cat. I have a dog in Salt Lake.

1077
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: I take care of his name is Otis. Yeah, I

1078
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 1: will take care of your cats. I know how to change,

1079
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,919
Speaker 1: litter and ship.

1080
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 4: Dang, Maley, you really are crazy because I'm not doing

1081
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 4: that litter. Okay, So they throw in Sydney's Cats watching

1082
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 4: Sidney's Cats as part of the job description. What do

1083
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 4: you think an assistant is supposed to do? Like, what

1084
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: do you think you would do?

1085
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: I feel like, well, I feel like you know, you

1086
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: guys are talking about how you're late to everything, about

1087
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: how you like you're a mess, blah blah blah. Like

1088
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: I will come like I will make sure you guys

1089
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,479
Speaker 1: aren't a mess. Like I'll like get all your shit

1090
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: together before the show, and like make sure you're on time.

1091
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: Call your uber for you like be like Marie, we

1092
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: gotta go no more. And then you'll yell at me

1093
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: and well you'll probably still be late anyways. But that's fine,

1094
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: right Least at least you were organized. At least we

1095
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: were organized. If let's say, you guys are like having

1096
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: a meeting, You're like, I could really like I could

1097
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: use some coffee. I'll say, listen, I'm gonna go get

1098
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: the coffee. You guys are like, I have this idea.

1099
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: I need someone to write it down. Oh really, you

1100
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: need someone to write down I have a pen and paper.

1101
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: I'll write it down right here. Okay, you guys need

1102
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: someone to write in an Excel spreadsheet. Yeah, I'll excel

1103
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: spreadsheet it for you. Guys. You need someone to go

1104
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: on the Instagram and post like things.

1105
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

1106
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 4: Here's here's the scenario.

1107
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, one more thing really quick. Also, Sidney, I

1108
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: see you during the shows. This is again. It's gonna

1109
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: sound like creepy like I was talking you, but I

1110
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: did watch you during the shows and you would go

1111
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: out and you would like be taking pictures and stuff

1112
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: like that. It's like, no, I can do that for you, said,

1113
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: just relax, I'll take your phone. I'll take a little

1114
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: some pictures.

1115
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: I'll post it for you when I when I'm yeah,

1116
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 2: oh yeah, you should be.

1117
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: You should be backstage relaxing, drinking some water.

1118
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 4: Sounds like you're trying to get Sidney's unlocked phone to me.

1119
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: Now, It's like anything I say.

1120
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 4: Sounds like you want to be in Sydney's house watching

1121
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 4: her cats, changing her litter, going through annies, and you

1122
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 4: want to be on her unlocked phone taking pictures for.

1123
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 3: And you want to date my girlfriend.

1124
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 4: Wow, molly Mine, Sydney said, you got the job, babe.

1125
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,879
Speaker 4: So Molly, here's the scenario, hypothetically speaking, right, this dude

1126
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 4: that I'm talking to disrespects me in some way. I

1127
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 4: call you, I say, Molly, we riding up?

1128
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: There?

1129
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 4: We ride?

1130
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, Marie there wait Marie, you would call

1131
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 3: Molly before me?

1132
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 4: Yes, dust, yes, yes, I say, I say, there's his

1133
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 4: drop top. Throw this thing back windows.

1134
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: Okay, ask any my friends. Yes, ask any of my friends.

1135
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 1: I'm the first person. I am famous for yelling at

1136
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: my friend's awful ex boyfriends, famous for being the drug

1137
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: bitch who's like the fuck away from our.

1138
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 4: Bit sometimes property damage.

1139
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: You gonna yell, okay.

1140
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 3: I will also also your a liability. You're a liability.

1141
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 3: You know that, right?

1142
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm not gonna get drunk at your show

1143
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: and like yell at your exes. I'm just saying, if

1144
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: you need me to, I liability. I am not a lie.

1145
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: I can handle myself.

1146
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 3: Whenever there's a white woman around. That's a liability.

1147
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:06,959
Speaker 1: So that's fair.

1148
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 3: Okay, and you agree, good, I do agree.

1149
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 4: So you're gonna yelling, okay, all right, I'm kind of yelling. Okay,

1150
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 4: got it?

1151
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 3: Well, I mean.

1152
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 4: I don't know, Andrew, I.

1153
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 3: Feel like we yeah, what do you have? What's his

1154
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 3: final thoughts on Molly.

1155
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel as though we all know listeners

1156
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 5: know where I stand on this. I think I just

1157
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,879
Speaker 5: think it's a little bit too much coming on, coming

1158
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 5: in very heavy. It's it's not too far and I

1159
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 5: really mean this in a very mean way, but it's

1160
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:46,960
Speaker 5: it's not too far off from Johnny Dragon.

1161
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you that guy was so rude.

1162
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,720
Speaker 5: No, but like, okay, It's like it's it's two sides

1163
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 5: of the same coin. I think for me, where Johnny

1164
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,320
Speaker 5: Dragon had like a very different approach where it was

1165
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 5: like a little bit backhanded, You're you're coming in and

1166
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 5: I don't know. I think the stand up thing first

1167
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 5: and foremost is what's no no no.

1168
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 1: See That's why I said in the email, I said, like,

1169
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,720
Speaker 1: because I totally see how it comes off that way. Andrew,

1170
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: don't worry. I'm gonna prove it.

1171
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 6: Molly.

1172
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 2: I think you could you could help me out and

1173
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 2: then if you if you work well with me, then

1174
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 2: maybe we could slide you on over to the unofficial expert,

1175
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 2: because yeah, I I put my trust in you.

1176
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 6: Grow.

1177
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sidney Andrew, don't worry like we're you're gonna

1178
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 1: see Okay, I mean nothing but good. Okay, I have

1179
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: plenty of wrecks. All everybody will give a wreck for you.

1180
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: Guys want to write.

1181
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 2: There were so many there were so many of your

1182
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 2: friends in the fucking d MS talking about I know Molly,

1183
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 2: Molly is great, Molly, she means well, yeah, Molly does

1184
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 2: a lot, but she's good.

1185
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 3: Don't worry.

1186
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: See why that's not enough for you, Andrew? Andrew, what

1187
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: do I have to prove to you? And also I

1188
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: meant to go back and say you you were talking

1189
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: about my resume. They didn't read my full resume. I

1190
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 1: I have a job currently. I contemporarily work in the

1191
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: theater office at my school. I know that's not a lot,

1192
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: but I'm like a secretary in the theater office at

1193
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: my school. My boss can recommend me. I've had many jobs.

1194
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: I've like, I've had many paid jobs.

1195
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 4: I have you ever been fired from a job?

1196
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: No, I've been like, Oh I've been I've never been fired.

1197
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,439
Speaker 1: I've never like, yeah, I've never fired.

1198
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 4: Interesting, never been fired, always employed but steals from target

1199
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:49,959
Speaker 4: red flag. Yeah, So Andrew, those were your final thoughts.

1200
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 5: Also, I don't have any more thing more to say.

1201
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 5: I don't want to say anything more.

1202
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: Andrew, speak your peace. I want to hear everything you

1203
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: have to say.

1204
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 4: I agree with Sydney think that you should start as

1205
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 4: Sidneys assistant. And if in three to six months she's

1206
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 4: still alive and her paid hasn't been hagged, then maybe

1207
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 4: we talk about doing something for the expert. But it

1208
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 4: just feels to me obviously you want somebody that's excited

1209
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 4: and like a fan, but not a super fan, and

1210
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 4: somebody I don't.

1211
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,479
Speaker 1: Think I'm a super fan.

1212
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 4: I do, Yeah, I'm not.

1213
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 3: I don't mean.

1214
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: It's not a drag.

1215
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 5: It's just like I mean, you did say that the

1216
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 5: like to the other listeners that you used to be

1217
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 5: one of, used to be.

1218
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 3: I love that. I love that. No, no, no, tell

1219
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 3: these bitches.

1220
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 2: Use my sons, Use my son, Molly, Molly. I'm I'm

1221
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 2: obsessed with the energy. You can't listen. You can't get

1222
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 2: anything if you don't want it bad enough.

1223
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. These people, you think I'm being crazy,

1224
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: but like, what have you ever met like hungry artists?

1225
00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 3: Like we have to be?

1226
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 4: Were we hungry artists?

1227
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 3: Exactly.

1228
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: So why don't you see that? Huh Marie, huh.

1229
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 2: I mean we're pretty lax, but but we're hungry though,

1230
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 2: and artists. We're always hungry, actually we but we just

1231
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 2: can't get the food. So I mean, if you're ordering

1232
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:16,919
Speaker 2: food for us.

1233
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: I could do that.

1234
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 4: What you're ordering for the table?

1235
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1236
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, the four of us are eating?

1237
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 3: Which kind of food?

1238
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: What we like?

1239
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, you know what we like.

1240
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: Okay, let's say we're getting let's say we're getting pizza.

1241
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm getting us vodka vodka pizza. You know, have you

1242
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: guys ever had that? Like, it's like vodka sauce pizza.

1243
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: That's what I'm getting. You never had it? Wait? Is it?

1244
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 5: Is there actual vodka because Sydney can no, but it's

1245
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 5: cooked out.

1246
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: The alcohol's cooked out of vodka sauce.

1247
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but I wouldn't I wouldn't eat that. I'm good, but.

1248
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 4: Also a long places that we would go eat.

1249
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking pizza. That was the first thing that

1250
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,919
Speaker 1: came to mind. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

1251
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:04,479
Speaker 2: So she's not she's not really a super fan because

1252
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 2: there's questions we'd be asking about her and it's just

1253
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 2: be going over her head, right Yeah?

1254
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh really?

1255
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1256
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: Well, I know you guys go to the like diners

1257
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: a lot, but I don't know what you're getting for

1258
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: the tape. I don't know what I would get it.

1259
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 3: You don't know what we're getting for the table. We

1260
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 3: say it all the time.

1261
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: See, I guess I'm not a super fan.

1262
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 4: Huh Molly girl, Molly girl, Girl, Molly, Molly Girl, we

1263
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 4: in danger? Thank you Molly. Uh leave us with a

1264
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,439
Speaker 4: final thought?

1265
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 6: You know? Yeah?

1266
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 3: Please?

1267
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 4: You you You came in for the interview, your survived.

1268
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,919
Speaker 4: You look cute. It don't really look like you brush

1269
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 4: your hair all the way before you got here.

1270
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 3: But you don't. That so true?

1271
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: It's true. I never rushed my hair.

1272
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,240
Speaker 4: What's the what's the last thing? Final thoughts? You want

1273
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 4: to leave us with?

1274
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: Uh? I feel like I've already tried to clear my name.

1275
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 3: I feel like, you know, I think you did what

1276
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 3: you could.

1277
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: I did what I could.

1278
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 2: Like you're twenty one years old, you don't like? Yeah,

1279
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 2: you guys don't know everything.

1280
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 1: Like the listeners are going to destroy me.

1281
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 3: No, they'll be nice.

1282
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1283
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 2: I know that there's people in listening to this right now,

1284
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 2: and they're like they brought her on, like all the messy.

1285
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 3: And they and they her on.

1286
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: I feel like they're going to be mad about that.

1287
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: They're going to take it.

1288
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 4: Out on me. It's not like you really are concerned

1289
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 4: about what people think about you.

1290
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 2: Whoa and if you if you work for the unofficial expert.

1291
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 2: That's the least I would say.

1292
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 3: I would say that.

1293
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: That's I would say that that is one of my

1294
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: strengths is I'm not that concerned about that though it

1295
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: didn't Though you're right, I'm just not used to internet hate.

1296
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 1: But Okay, first of all, Andrew, don't you worry. We're

1297
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: gonna be besties. Don't even think twice about it.

1298
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 3: That's crazy because we not even besties with Andrew but of.

1299
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 5: A year.

1300
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: But that's crazy. I have actually seen Sidney and in

1301
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: person several times.

1302
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 5: Next week and I think it's next weekend for Sydney's show.

1303
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 4: I'll be there next weekend.

1304
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 5: We'll be reunited.

1305
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 4: All right, Well, Molly, that was it.

1306
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 3: That was the Molly. You've been fabtabulous.

1307
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much.

1308
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 2: You're gonna be hearing from my people because we're gonna

1309
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 2: work on a few things. I'm gonna give you a

1310
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 2: few tasks, and if you do it with flying colors,

1311
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, I'll report back to the crew.

1312
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Sidney. Thank you. Sidney has been

1313
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 1: the only one who rides for me. I really appreciate that.

1314
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 4: And Sidney's the one you're gonna ride up on. So that's.

1315
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:56,800
Speaker 1: Marie. I'm just gonna say we're gonna be best sies

1316
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: in a non creepy way. We're gonna be besties.

1317
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 3: You just wait, Okay, Molly.

1318
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 2: That's what I said to Marie when we first became friends.

1319
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 2: And look at us now.

1320
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 4: Look literally, the fastest way for me to not be

1321
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 4: friends with somebody is for them to say we're gonna

1322
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 4: be besty. You say we're gonna best and I'm like, oh,

1323
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,760
Speaker 4: I'm she's eighty six.

1324
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, okay, fine, Marie, Molly, we don't we don't

1325
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 2: need anybody tagging you or whatever. So we're not gonna

1326
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 2: ask for your social media or whatever. But we're gonna

1327
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 2: keep the people updated on on this Molly fiasco. Okay, heard,

1328
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 2: But thank you for your time, Sis, and I'm gonna

1329
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 2: get to get back to.

1330
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: You please, thank you guys so much.

1331
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 3: Good day, my love, good day.

1332
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 4: Your audio and send it to Andrew.

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01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, save your audio. Yeah we're gonna because we

1334
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 3: gotta talk. We gotta debriefs, gonna talk shit.

1335
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah you hear this episode.

1336
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 3: But yeah, say thank you so much by send it

1337
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 3: to Andrew. Thank you please. Okay, Okay, so we did it.

1338
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 3: We did it, Joe Sidney, what sis?

1339
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 4: I don't know what you did. But what you mean

1340
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 4: you said we did it? What do you think that

1341
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 4: was accomplished?

1342
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 2: I mean, she is twenty one, like she's she sounds

1343
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 2: like a young girl that's just interested in, you know,

1344
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,919
Speaker 2: being involved, being a part.

1345
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 3: I mean, the stand up thing is a turn off.

1346
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 2: It's it's a complete If I want an intern or

1347
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 2: an assistant, I want them to have absolutely despised comedy.

1348
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 4: Well I don't know if despise comedy is the right thing,

1349
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 4: but I don't want them to want to be a comic.

1350
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.

1351
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 4: But uh yeah, she's definitely young. She sounds young. I

1352
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 4: mean she gave us the strengths and weaknesses. She said

1353
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 4: she I'm a witch. She doesn't listen to Beyonce. A

1354
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 4: lot of things were. It was a lot of redflex

1355
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 4: for me, and like, well, when when you're a part

1356
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 4: of the team and it's like your team, and if

1357
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 4: you don't get murdered by the end of this year,

1358
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 4: or you don't by the end of the year, or

1359
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 4: if she's not sitting in front of your house, uh,

1360
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 4: you know, for Women's History Month, whatever.

1361
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 3: If she'm not worried about it. I think she's cool,

1362
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 3: you know.

1363
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 2: I remember being her age, and like, I didn't have

1364
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 2: anybody that I looked up to that was so accessible.

1365
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,320
Speaker 2: Everybody that I looked up to was like legit celebrities

1366
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 2: and was not in reach.

1367
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 1: You know.

1368
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 2: So the fact that she thinks were really cool and

1369
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 2: she could just pull up to a show and be like, hey, guys,

1370
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 2: I'm interested and come on the pod. I wish I

1371
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 2: would have had that available to me when I was

1372
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 2: her age. To be honest, Okay, I hear that, But

1373
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 2: what would you ever do for you, sis? Because I

1374
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 2: know what I need from an assistant and I don't know.

1375
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 3: I don't what do you need you need?

1376
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 4: What do I need from an assistant? I need somebody

1377
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 4: to legit do my chores. That's what I need. That's

1378
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 4: what I need. I need somebody to like clean my

1379
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 4: house and make sure that I leave my house. I

1380
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 4: need somebody to help me respond to emails. I need

1381
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:30,520
Speaker 4: somebody that's following up on stuff that I'm missing. I

1382
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 4: need that.

1383
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:34,200
Speaker 3: I need somebody to do that. I definitely need somebody.

1384
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 2: I need someone to follow up on emails and organize

1385
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 2: the emails that like what's priority and what can wait.

1386
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 4: So that's what you want her to do for you,

1387
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 4: is go through your emails.

1388
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 2: I think I would have to start a whole new

1389
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 2: email thing because because yeah, like giving someone your email

1390
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 2: is you you do have to know them and trust them.

1391
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 4: So you going to start a new email so the

1392
01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 4: old one's not gonna get organized.

1393
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 5: Well, I mean you can set up your email so

1394
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 5: that it automatically like forwards to Molly.

1395
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 3: And so oh yeah, okay, and so like whenever.

1396
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,480
Speaker 5: You respond to an email, you can like set it

1397
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 5: up every time that you email someone. I'm helping out

1398
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,679
Speaker 5: Molly's case right now, but every time that you email someone,

1399
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 5: it's automatically seeing her, so she's in the loop.

1400
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I like that. I love that Marie wrote

1401
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 3: that down.

1402
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,679
Speaker 4: No, Sydney, I didn't write that down because I don't

1403
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:34,799
Speaker 4: need That's not what I want. Like I want somebody

1404
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,600
Speaker 4: to help me with my emails. I need somebody to

1405
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 4: help me stay on top of the things that I

1406
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 4: am ignoring. I need people to follow up on things.

1407
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 4: I legit, I ligitly just need like a housekeeper slash made.

1408
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 4: That's what I need, But I don't need her, like

1409
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 4: I don't want some person to just be like taking

1410
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 4: my panties to the laundrymat like that's I mean, in

1411
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,680
Speaker 4: an ideal world, I would have that, But yeah, what

1412
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,120
Speaker 4: I need from an assistant in what Molly is offering,

1413
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 4: I feel like realistically they don't they don't really match up.

1414
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 3: But SI well, I mean I would love her.

1415
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 2: I would love for her to like take over the

1416
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 2: Instagram page and just like be more engaging, Like I

1417
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 2: could see her being on there and actually work like

1418
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,320
Speaker 2: getting our numbers up, because we're just not on it enough.

1419
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 2: We don't post enough, we don't we don't do anything.

1420
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 5: Sure, However, the thing that you're losing if you were

1421
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 5: to do that is that you're losing your specific two

1422
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 5: voices controlling the Instagram and so then it would be

1423
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 5: Molly's voice and I don't know if people would enjoy

1424
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:38,719
Speaker 5: that as much.

1425
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 3: People? What would you would? Yeah, big T, big C,

1426
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 3: big T love when.

1427
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 4: She says big D. She said big T and gave

1428
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,640
Speaker 4: us medium size tea Bruhn And.

1429
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 5: She lost track a number of times.

1430
01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:58,240
Speaker 4: And just like Molly got the same problem, I got

1431
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:01,760
Speaker 4: the ADHD is only she has it. Yeah, if you

1432
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,440
Speaker 4: can't stay focused, how are you gonna keep me focused?

1433
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 3: Well? Does she got the addies? We should have asked

1434
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 3: her that we.

1435
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:10,600
Speaker 4: Should ask Damn, that was a missed opportunity. Damn, that

1436
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 4: would have missed opportunity. If you add all then you

1437
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 4: could probably work for us.

1438
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:20,639
Speaker 3: Should we read one of these emails?

1439
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 5: I don't know the episode is already. I have like

1440
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 5: seventy minutes.

1441
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta leave.

1442
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:30,920
Speaker 3: Oh, I actually have to leave. So okay, are you

1443
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 3: going swimming today?

1444
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: No?

1445
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,599
Speaker 4: I'm shooting something with my friend at I think two thirty.

1446
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 4: So I gotta I gotta get dressed in I need

1447
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 4: to get out of here.

1448
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,080
Speaker 3: Oh are you going with d?

1449
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 5: No?

1450
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 3: What you're doing?

1451
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 4: What you're showing Sidney, don't worry about it. I'm just

1452
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 4: doing something with my friend.

1453
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:53,879
Speaker 3: Okay. Oh wow, Wow, that's that's aggressive, Murray, I don't.

1454
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 4: Think that I was aggressive Andrew was that aggressive.

1455
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,479
Speaker 5: It was a little. But I also were in the

1456
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 5: middle of a recording, so I unders same way you

1457
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 5: wouldn't want to.

1458
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,719
Speaker 4: But also I'm trying to leave and you're like, let's

1459
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,400
Speaker 4: talk about what you're doing and what you need to

1460
01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:06,920
Speaker 4: leave about it.

1461
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:09,839
Speaker 5: It's like, I'm just you're trying to be the assistant

1462
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 5: right now.

1463
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine.

1464
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 6: Guys.

1465
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 4: Pressing questions. When he was talking to Molly, I asked

1466
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 4: her questions, what are you talking about asking? No, pressing questions.

1467
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm not pressing. Y'all are pressed. I

1468
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, girl, come on board, all right.

1469
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:27,000
Speaker 4: Well you already hear first folks.

1470
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 3: I'm sure that you know when and.

1471
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:45,920
Speaker 4: What to wear for I don't know when it's but Sidney,

1472
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 4: go ahead and send us. Go ahead and send us

1473
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:53,280
Speaker 4: the photos that we need to do in the you're sick,

1474
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 4: you're sick, Mary, get help send us.

1475
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 3: Girl. No, no, no, no, no, she couldn't. Dare she

1476
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 3: doesn't have it in her I'm looking at her eyes.

1477
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: She does.

1478
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 2: She's giving too like all over the place to actually

1479
01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 2: like fall through with the plan to murder me.

1480
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 4: Listen, I watch a lot of snapped, and when people snap,

1481
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,960
Speaker 4: they just sometimes there's no plan. They just do what

1482
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 4: they want to do in the moment, and then it's like,

1483
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 4: what do they call it? A crime of passion? So

1484
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 4: you know that I hear you, And really it's like, Sis,

1485
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 4: you know we cool with Alana? So how close are

1486
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 4: you trying to get to Alana? And is it through

1487
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,040
Speaker 4: this podcast?

1488
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 3: Oh wow?

1489
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,120
Speaker 4: You do what you want to do with your cats.

1490
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 2: But as for me and my family, girl, listen, if

1491
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 2: you think, if you think in twenty twenty one, I'm

1492
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 2: gonna let some just pedestrian beige come through and murder

1493
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 2: me as as famous as I am.

1494
01:12:58,720 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 3: Girl, Bye, Sydney.

1495
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 1: Where was this energy?

1496
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 4: All right?

1497
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:05,120
Speaker 3: She said?

1498
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 4: She said, I'm not pressed. Y'all are pressed if you

1499
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 4: think I'm And it's like, right, girl, okay. Nine minutes

1500
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,240
Speaker 4: into the episode, Sydney, oh yeah, but I wouldn't let

1501
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:20,360
Speaker 4: that happen. But seven minutes into the episode, you were like, Sis,

1502
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 4: when can you start?

1503
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm okay with her starting, and I also

1504
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,800
Speaker 2: believe that she is not capable.

1505
01:13:27,439 --> 01:13:32,400
Speaker 3: Of murdering me or doing some dumb shit like, Okay, I.

1506
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:38,760
Speaker 2: I feel I feel like, yes, she is a lot,

1507
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 2: but as a person who also identifies as a lot,

1508
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 2: I see right through it. She's just eager, Okay, sweet

1509
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,280
Speaker 2: sweet girl. She might she might not know how to

1510
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:52,840
Speaker 2: be an assistant all the way, but you got to

1511
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,559
Speaker 2: learn somewhere and where. This is the best place to start,

1512
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 2: because we don't even know what the fuck were doing.

1513
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 4: Other that, we definitely don't know what we're doing. If

1514
01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 4: you give that girl your phone at the sending a

1515
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,320
Speaker 4: lot of Glazier's contacting phone to herself, absolutely, she's full

1516
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 4: hay alant of glaze. I'm you, but you taught you.

1517
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:21,200
Speaker 4: Sydney gave me your number. Yeah, I jes see, Sydney

1518
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 4: gave me your number.

1519
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 2: And you think, so, all right, maybe you're right, Okay,

1520
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 2: I'll think about it. I mean, the people were very

1521
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:34,680
Speaker 2: concerned in the d m s and they were like,

1522
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,760
Speaker 2: definitely have her own because it's messy, but don't hire her.

1523
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 5: So I think they have even more of a reason

1524
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 5: to be concerned after this episode. After this, you think,

1525
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 5: I think, so.

1526
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 2: All right, well, let us know, let us know what

1527
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:52,759
Speaker 2: you think. Obviously, we're gonna post it to Maine. Be nice,

1528
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,720
Speaker 2: give us a thumbs up or a thumbs down in

1529
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,120
Speaker 2: terms of hire to fired.

1530
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:56,880
Speaker 3: We just don't.

1531
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 2: Don't be rude, just just be be kind. Respond how

1532
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 2: you would like to see it. If you were Molly,

1533
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 2: how about that.

1534
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:10,559
Speaker 5: But they're not Molly because she needs to be one

1535
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:10,880
Speaker 5: of them.

1536
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 4: So respond when she said, respond like you listen to

1537
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:21,320
Speaker 4: the Unofficial Expert podcast. Okay, hired or fired, do what's

1538
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,760
Speaker 4: on your heart and try to be nice because she

1539
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 4: will see them.

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Speaker 5: But also it did really take me out when she said,

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Speaker 5: I'm surprised that no one else is doing this, and

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Speaker 5: I'm like doing what free work? I don't understand. I

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01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:35,639
Speaker 5: just I don't get it, she says, she do improv.

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Speaker 4: That was for me.

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Speaker 3: Andrew.

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01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 2: Now you know we all know that, you know us

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01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 2: talking about money. Listen, we're not always getting paid what

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Speaker 2: we deserve. It's not free, but sometimes damn near.

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Speaker 5: Yes, So let's let's be.

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Speaker 2: Kind on the money talk because we've we've done a

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Speaker 2: couple of things for peeps that were like, Mitch, what.

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Speaker 3: How did I get wrapped up in this?

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01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,120
Speaker 5: Yeah? That's true.

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01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm actually humbling myself as well.

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Speaker 4: Andrew. You did great work today, truly you did. You

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01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,960
Speaker 4: was on it, and we will.

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01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 2: We will give you the Token of the Day, Token

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01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:23,040
Speaker 2: of the day for really stepping up and and putting

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01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:25,120
Speaker 2: making sure that our safety is first.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what Token of the Day is. I

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Speaker 4: didn't know he was doing that. But this is cool

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Speaker 4: the first day that that's happened.

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Speaker 1: But I.

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Speaker 4: Friends, okay, and I see city laying back fully on

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Speaker 4: the couch, comfortable. I'm not recording on a second episode,

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Speaker 4: SAMs Molly, So guys, obviously let us know what you're

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01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 4: thinking the comments, rape comment, subscribe and if you're Molly's friend,

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01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 4: you know we we can tell by how you respond.

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01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if if you're Molly's friend, leave big tea

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Speaker 3: in the comments.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, all right, bye, Forever Dog.

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