1
00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:16,360
Speaker 1: Losers. What up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the

2
00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,640
Speaker 1: most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

3
00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,480
Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

4
00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:24,880
Speaker 1: What's up, everybody? I'm Eddie and I know the least

5
00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,720
Speaker 1: about the sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your

6
00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,720
Speaker 1: sports watcher. I just don't know the who's who's for,

7
00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:33,440
Speaker 1: the what's what's what? If y'all exist? And I'm from

8
00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,440
Speaker 1: the North, I'm an alpha male. I love to shotgun

9
00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:39,440
Speaker 1: of white Claws on the West Side with Baser and

10
00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,479
Speaker 1: boys on the Gambler on the show, and after this weekend,

11
00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,600
Speaker 1: I showed how hello my nuts haying, I'm back to

12
00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,959
Speaker 1: gambling boys. I don't know what that means at all.

13
00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,720
Speaker 1: I actually got cleaned out, but yeah, it shows how

14
00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,520
Speaker 1: low you're nuts haying. Does that mean that means you're

15
00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:59,120
Speaker 1: a good gambler gamble? I can't tell, Like what does

16
00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what the nuts hanging lower high have

17
00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,880
Speaker 1: anything to do with it. We didn't go into detail

18
00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,399
Speaker 1: on the bets the past show of the Vegas Trip.

19
00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,479
Speaker 1: Like you know a lot of people did their blackjack,

20
00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,760
Speaker 1: their craps. Well, I did some sports. I dabbled on that,

21
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,720
Speaker 1: and I dabbled in a soccer game on a Saturday morning.

22
00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,480
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it wasn't that girls soccer game was

23
00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,800
Speaker 1: But first of all, there's no fans, and it was

24
00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,679
Speaker 1: a fast track and I did the over or I

25
00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,280
Speaker 1: did the under two and a half. Coaches, it was

26
00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,640
Speaker 1: over so quick it's not even funny. They scored two

27
00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,000
Speaker 1: goals in the first ten minutes of the game. Man,

28
00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,280
Speaker 1: was that a bad bet? But but what went into

29
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,160
Speaker 1: the bet? Did you reach it? It went into it

30
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,880
Speaker 1: because there's nobody in the sports book taking bets, So

31
00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,440
Speaker 1: all you're doing is looking at this little kiosk. That's

32
00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,640
Speaker 1: how you have to place the bet. And it's very

33
00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,240
Speaker 1: difficult to navigate because the graphics on it or from

34
00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,160
Speaker 1: the nineteen seventies. So I'm just trying to find a

35
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,480
Speaker 1: soccer game that's about to start. Hurry, get my money

36
00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,280
Speaker 1: and wait, my car is not working. Maybe I need

37
00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,760
Speaker 1: to grab Cody's card, his player's card, and that's how

38
00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,720
Speaker 1: he can place the bet. I finally get it in

39
00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,200
Speaker 1: no more than ten minutes afterwards, there already been two goals. Coach.

40
00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,720
Speaker 1: I feel you. When I woke up Saturday morning, too.

41
00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,920
Speaker 1: I was not in Vegas. I was in Nashville. But

42
00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,720
Speaker 1: I try to open up sports, Yahoo Sports, and then

43
00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,920
Speaker 1: I went to ESPN, and then I just googled soccer

44
00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,080
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to figure out what games were on

45
00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:23,079
Speaker 1: what Liga or Bungle Bungalooza. Like I'm like, I don't

46
00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:28,920
Speaker 1: understanding Byron mun Chicken Liverpool. Like by the time I

47
00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,120
Speaker 1: figured it all out, Coach, these people have played I

48
00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:34,440
Speaker 1: guess overnight. Here in America, what we're used to is

49
00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,400
Speaker 1: going to ESPN, seeing the Big Three. Here we go,

50
00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,560
Speaker 1: here's your sports for the day. Now we're having to

51
00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,040
Speaker 1: go to other websites. We're having to check that because

52
00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,920
Speaker 1: ESPN isn't covering Bungaliza. You gotta search for it. Now,

53
00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,120
Speaker 1: you gotta watch in the Spanish channels, which is UH

54
00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,959
Speaker 1: on direct TV. It's the four. Well, and here's the deal.

55
00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,440
Speaker 1: In Vegas. You think they have every sporting event. Yeah,

56
00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,960
Speaker 1: they don't broadcast all the soccer games. They weren't doing

57
00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,560
Speaker 1: La Liga. Dude. They have a one league of game on,

58
00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,880
Speaker 1: then they have a soccer or so they'll have a

59
00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,840
Speaker 1: couple of soccers, but then they have a movie on

60
00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,680
Speaker 1: there they're doing random movie. They were doing Angels in

61
00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,320
Speaker 1: the Outfield on Friday night. Did you bet on the

62
00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,360
Speaker 1: length of the film? That's what we said, Can we

63
00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,920
Speaker 1: bet if the what's the score of the game? Does

64
00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:20,680
Speaker 1: anybody remember watching the movie? Because they're getting and I

65
00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,400
Speaker 1: even did a picture and I think I put it

66
00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,880
Speaker 1: on our Twitter account. They did have a SIM game

67
00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,440
Speaker 1: on one of the TVs. That's the lowest of sports

68
00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:31,960
Speaker 1: books ever gone to see computerized guys playing basketball and

69
00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,680
Speaker 1: somebody god knows who was betting on it. That was

70
00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,640
Speaker 1: great to see. There was very little to put on

71
00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,520
Speaker 1: the TVs, and they have a lot of TVs, so

72
00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,720
Speaker 1: you would think, okay, they'll just put the soccer game

73
00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,880
Speaker 1: that is live, they'll put it on every TV. But no, not.

74
00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,920
Speaker 1: And who is actually sitting in the sports book watching

75
00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,240
Speaker 1: Angels in the Outfield? That's what I want to know.

76
00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,280
Speaker 1: There's someone watching it with a bloody mary. No, I'm

77
00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,360
Speaker 1: saying there's not any there's there's are you betting for

78
00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,560
Speaker 1: your free drink? No, I'm watching Angel in the Outfield?

79
00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,800
Speaker 1: Can I get it to keep it down? Can you

80
00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,320
Speaker 1: keep it down? I'm trying to walk, sir, sir, I

81
00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,320
Speaker 1: saw you waving me over here. No, no, I see

82
00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:13,000
Speaker 1: an angel in the outfield. He's going along with the movie.

83
00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,080
Speaker 1: It was interesting and we and we one day we

84
00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,000
Speaker 1: did leave out of the bachelor party. There was many detail. No,

85
00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,040
Speaker 1: we left out the part about how so at the

86
00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:25,080
Speaker 1: end of the trip there is two cases of beer

87
00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,080
Speaker 1: that was hot that we didn't have ice, so we

88
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,440
Speaker 1: literally just laid it in the hallway and you come

89
00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,200
Speaker 1: back the next morning. Is when we were going to

90
00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,320
Speaker 1: bed at like four am the night last night. Come

91
00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,960
Speaker 1: out in the morning and there's only four beers left.

92
00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,240
Speaker 1: So people were just going by and taking one, taking two.

93
00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,120
Speaker 1: They didn't take the whole case, or saw a thirty

94
00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,240
Speaker 1: pack of Coronas, which is a fine beer. What would

95
00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:50,960
Speaker 1: you do? Take one or two? Who are you? You

96
00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,440
Speaker 1: would take the whole case down your room? You know what? Man,

97
00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,080
Speaker 1: I understand this. I'm telling you. I was up and

98
00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,840
Speaker 1: I was stumbling down the hall and I was like, man,

99
00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,280
Speaker 1: I can really use just one beer while I'm in bed,

100
00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,159
Speaker 1: you know, just to cap the night off. Well, look

101
00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,760
Speaker 1: at that, there's a box of corona Or you're headed

102
00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,680
Speaker 1: down to the gaming flour and you just want one

103
00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,200
Speaker 1: for the walk? Why not? That is a dream to

104
00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,800
Speaker 1: do it. Even if if I'm with the fiance and

105
00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,760
Speaker 1: we see a case of beer outside a hotel room,

106
00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,279
Speaker 1: you're grabbing the whole thing. Since when you just get

107
00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,680
Speaker 1: that lucky grab it, go to your room, you're good.

108
00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, people were actually surprisingly being courteous and only

109
00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,560
Speaker 1: a couple only grabbing a couple of beers, and we'd

110
00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,279
Speaker 1: laugh every time because, oh, somebody only took six or

111
00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,360
Speaker 1: in the past three hours. I was courteous of them.

112
00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,920
Speaker 1: A hot beer too. That's kind of gross. It's gross,

113
00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,120
Speaker 1: and I scared some people when we were putting it

114
00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,799
Speaker 1: in the hallway. Originally there was a group of people

115
00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,080
Speaker 1: walking at the end of the hall and I yell, hey,

116
00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:47,360
Speaker 1: you guys want some corona. You can't say that. They're like,

117
00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,479
Speaker 1: they're like, no, we don't want it. And then we

118
00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,320
Speaker 1: had a bottle of Tito's but it was half drank,

119
00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,120
Speaker 1: and so it was by the elevator for probably two days,

120
00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,600
Speaker 1: and we go, guys, guys, nobody's taking the half drink.

121
00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,560
Speaker 1: Titoes that's still chilling by two days. Why I'll leave

122
00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:04,039
Speaker 1: it there and and he is exaggerating. It was put

123
00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,600
Speaker 1: out there at the same time the beer at four

124
00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,600
Speaker 1: in the morning the last night we were there, because

125
00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,200
Speaker 1: you we're going to drink it anymore? Yes, because we

126
00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,599
Speaker 1: were getting out, like when we went to bed, we

127
00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,080
Speaker 1: were getting up and going to the airport when it

128
00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,479
Speaker 1: was over, Like it was over. So we sent over yeah,

129
00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,360
Speaker 1: him saying we put it out two days in Avance.

130
00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,839
Speaker 1: That means we bought it and then we stuck it

131
00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,719
Speaker 1: out there because we were only there for two nights. Well,

132
00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,040
Speaker 1: in my maid, she's going to be very very happy

133
00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,000
Speaker 1: because she came into a room with about fourteen miclow ultras.

134
00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we had so much alcohol leftovers, not even

135
00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,760
Speaker 1: I always think like when we go on the road

136
00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,880
Speaker 1: and we play and usually I'll bet like like sixer

137
00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,120
Speaker 1: or twelve pack after the show and I'll drink three

138
00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,520
Speaker 1: or four beers out of it, and I'll usually leave

139
00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,160
Speaker 1: beers in the fridge if the hotel has a fridge.

140
00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,800
Speaker 1: And I always think, not the maid, but the maid's

141
00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,440
Speaker 1: husband or whoever drink some Miller life, that's where it's at.

142
00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,159
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like, wow, thank you, I needed that.

143
00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,600
Speaker 1: I would bet the maid that has to throw it away. No,

144
00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,760
Speaker 1: I asked someone what they did with it, They're like, oh,

145
00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,440
Speaker 1: we're taken home. Absolutely love it if that's what makes

146
00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,240
Speaker 1: me happy, because I didn't like that makes me feel

147
00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,480
Speaker 1: I didn't want going in the dumpster. No, no, no,

148
00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,160
Speaker 1: they they said they get a lot of trash too

149
00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,279
Speaker 1: that they don't keep or whatever. But the fact that

150
00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,240
Speaker 1: I made a very nice family in Las Vegas happy

151
00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:10,760
Speaker 1: that night with those twelve mcclobaltras if it led to

152
00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,760
Speaker 1: just some crazy decisions where they made crazy love. I

153
00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,360
Speaker 1: love that I contributed to that, to that couple, that's great.

154
00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,680
Speaker 1: But I mean as depressing as it was to be

155
00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,360
Speaker 1: guys who and not drink all the alcohol. I mean

156
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,520
Speaker 1: that's a low one man. Yeah. And then you know

157
00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,360
Speaker 1: right how Eddie was given us a hard time because

158
00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:32,920
Speaker 1: people donated money over Yeople said it was funny, they

159
00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,920
Speaker 1: thought it was they loved it. Here I'm looking at

160
00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,640
Speaker 1: Blake Thompson's tweet and it says, oh, I don't worry,

161
00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,679
Speaker 1: I sent Eddie some money on Venmo because you seem

162
00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,280
Speaker 1: to feel left out for Sisson getting so many donations

163
00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,000
Speaker 1: by yourself something did he? And then also Peter Wyatt

164
00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,320
Speaker 1: they suspended my account for donating too much to Sisson.

165
00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,560
Speaker 1: Can you send this to him. Did you keep that

166
00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,200
Speaker 1: money in your venomore if you sent that to Ray?

167
00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Oh say Ray

168
00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,800
Speaker 1: and being the aime. Uh, that one is from Peter

169
00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,360
Speaker 1: wy I need to message Peter because I never got

170
00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,680
Speaker 1: that from it man. And Blake Thompson sent you something?

171
00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,760
Speaker 1: Can you can you decline these? Coach decline money on

172
00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,560
Speaker 1: VENMO would gladly? Where are they? Let me see? How

173
00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,400
Speaker 1: how do I how do? I don't know. I just

174
00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:16,360
Speaker 1: see a screenshot right here notifications that he sent you money,

175
00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,880
Speaker 1: and then there here's some Peter Wytt on yours guys.

176
00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,840
Speaker 1: What's the response? I don't know how to say. Click

177
00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,720
Speaker 1: on your picture. They updated the app. It's upper left, coach,

178
00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,640
Speaker 1: I would know, we've had it been rolling in. It's

179
00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,640
Speaker 1: now the money is going to be on the far right. Okay.

180
00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:33,080
Speaker 1: I click on the amount. What's the amount? But now

181
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,880
Speaker 1: we're talking now I gamble with this. This isn't donations.

182
00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,199
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just say, hey, you know, how

183
00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,360
Speaker 1: do I find out who give you? The people? Click

184
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,520
Speaker 1: on the people? Person? Got it? Oh? Oh, Blake Thompson

185
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:52,360
Speaker 1: dollar fifteen? There you go? One dollar? We're talking. Wow.

186
00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,200
Speaker 1: I didn't even see this, oh gosh, minus twenty Poker Night,

187
00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,480
Speaker 1: minus twenty Poker Night, minus twenty poker night, boys, what

188
00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,160
Speaker 1: have what have you? Guys? And seeing it the response

189
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,400
Speaker 1: to our previous greatness. People loved it. I did get

190
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,839
Speaker 1: one feedback from people. Finish it. Yeah, people listen to

191
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,599
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Difficult is hour and forty. If you

192
00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,280
Speaker 1: had a commute, you also had to probably listen to

193
00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,959
Speaker 1: it during dinner locks. I felt like it was a

194
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,920
Speaker 1: little upset with my description of how the pull up

195
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,760
Speaker 1: challenge went, he said. He responded with, now going to

196
00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,920
Speaker 1: the pull up challenge. I knew I couldn't do it.

197
00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,800
Speaker 1: I'd been drinking all day and they greased the bar.

198
00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,880
Speaker 1: Is that true? I don't know. Did you guys touch

199
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,960
Speaker 1: the bar? I did not touch the bar. I did

200
00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:37,720
Speaker 1: not I so maybe it was greased. Maybe he's not lying,

201
00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:43,360
Speaker 1: but I felt like he was once again making excuses.

202
00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,360
Speaker 1: He said he could do it for five minutes, and

203
00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,679
Speaker 1: he was. Then he was very terrified to actually get

204
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,120
Speaker 1: up there and do it, and it took some egging on,

205
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,679
Speaker 1: like we did some double dog dares with sugar on tops,

206
00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:57,040
Speaker 1: and he finally went no. I felt like we did

207
00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:01,320
Speaker 1: because we kept pestering, like there's Locks changed his name

208
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,320
Speaker 1: so on Twitter at sore Losers Locks. This is just

209
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,280
Speaker 1: his title, it's not his actual at name, not sore Losers.

210
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,760
Speaker 1: He now changed his name to not sore Losers loss

211
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,440
Speaker 1: because he said he's mad at us because at lunch

212
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,080
Speaker 1: told him about the grease pig and we said he

213
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,920
Speaker 1: fell off a bar and he was wearing a tank top.

214
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,719
Speaker 1: We invited him out to Vegas and just bashed the

215
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,920
Speaker 1: dude for an hour and a half. Yeah, I may,

216
00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,200
Speaker 1: I might officially. That's what we do, just make fun

217
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,160
Speaker 1: of each other. Now. I honestly texted him. He said

218
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,080
Speaker 1: he's cool. He was just kidding around. My fiance said

219
00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,080
Speaker 1: she was cracking up, and she goes, is he really

220
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,480
Speaker 1: mad at you? And I said I don't think so,

221
00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,720
Speaker 1: So I texted it. Oh, and then he tweeted, I

222
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,560
Speaker 1: might officially hate the sore losers. Just brutal to get

223
00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:42,600
Speaker 1: judged after drinking at the pool for hours. Guys, I

224
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,960
Speaker 1: was drunk, my bad. So he took the criticism of

225
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,400
Speaker 1: the pull up bar very seriously. Oh, he did confirm

226
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,440
Speaker 1: my story, He said, I can confirm Henny guy was

227
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,600
Speaker 1: at the bubble craps machine all weekend? Thank you drinking

228
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,400
Speaker 1: that damn bottle of Hennessy. I mean, do you ever

229
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,520
Speaker 1: finish your buddy? Did you ever get cleaned out? Because

230
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,720
Speaker 1: still air Coach? Are you kidding me? And Coach? He

231
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,120
Speaker 1: was camped out there for the whole weekend. He knew

232
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,920
Speaker 1: that was my machine too. What about Cody? Did he

233
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,880
Speaker 1: ever say anything on Twitter? I have not seen anything

234
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:11,120
Speaker 1: from Cody. I mean Cody maybe mad at us too,

235
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,160
Speaker 1: or maybe he didn't have fun. I don't know, but

236
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if you read this one already, another lie,

237
00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:18,200
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Locks says I had shorts and a T

238
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,280
Speaker 1: shirt on at the pool. Oh wow, sore losers Locks.

239
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,360
Speaker 1: Now you now you think these guys lie? Sorry, I

240
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,480
Speaker 1: don't take swimsuits to the airport. Also, I brought my

241
00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:30,640
Speaker 1: luggage to storage. Sore Losers Locks. Now you know how

242
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,440
Speaker 1: these guys like to exaggerate things. Okay, I got it.

243
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,400
Speaker 1: So I actually feel bad about that he was wearing

244
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,040
Speaker 1: the tank because he was just told we were going

245
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,360
Speaker 1: to Taco Bell real quick instead. Then we took him

246
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,959
Speaker 1: to the Cosmo. We got a bunch of girls and

247
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,160
Speaker 1: little black dresses, and then he got crazy from there.

248
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,520
Speaker 1: You met little girls and when you met girls, and

249
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,439
Speaker 1: have you ever been to Cosmo Hotel? I mean, he

250
00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,079
Speaker 1: was so damn underdressed. It's not even a coach. I'm

251
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,840
Speaker 1: in gym shorts and my yeasys and I got like

252
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,800
Speaker 1: the same shirt I'm wearing right now, a black long

253
00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,240
Speaker 1: sleeve shirt. I mean I was underdressed. Think of locks.

254
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:04,720
Speaker 1: I mean head and shoulders under dressed. And he tried

255
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,640
Speaker 1: getting into the number one bar at Cosmo with a

256
00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:10,280
Speaker 1: tank top of the bar that we danced in. No, No,

257
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,280
Speaker 1: that's closed now, Dade. Yeah that that what was that called?

258
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know, but chandelier bars where we were going.

259
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:21,559
Speaker 1: And the women at Cosmo are just so hot. It's

260
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,480
Speaker 1: a different level. And you've got really not all of them,

261
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,600
Speaker 1: but you haven't been out to a club, so you know,

262
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,920
Speaker 1: clubs and bars aren't open right now. Dude, I haven't

263
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,240
Speaker 1: seen a cocktail dress in five months, So when you're

264
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,720
Speaker 1: seeing those dresses hugging the curves and the you know,

265
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,680
Speaker 1: I mean it was just like which I was not

266
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,280
Speaker 1: taking it to that level, but locks did. I mean,

267
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,120
Speaker 1: he's been in Minnesota where they've been bundled up for

268
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,760
Speaker 1: twelve months. Locks had his like it was almost impossible

269
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,679
Speaker 1: to talk to the bros at this time because every

270
00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,600
Speaker 1: guy was just staring in every direction. I mean, we

271
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,040
Speaker 1: couldn't have been more creep zone in the history. I

272
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,760
Speaker 1: mean they could have followed us with a mop and

273
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,480
Speaker 1: cleaned up the drool as we're all wanted to get

274
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:59,439
Speaker 1: a hazmat crew out there after Locks. You guys are

275
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,160
Speaker 1: accidentally into like a pillar or wall or anything, which

276
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,319
Speaker 1: almost the diamond. There was one guy in the group

277
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,080
Speaker 1: that went up to one girl and said, excuse me,

278
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:13,560
Speaker 1: it's your ass. Real. Wow, that's a baller statement because

279
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:18,000
Speaker 1: the the the the ass was. I heard though, when

280
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,560
Speaker 1: she turned around she looked like a blowfish. So she

281
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,079
Speaker 1: had the lips blown up, dude, the cheekbones blown up,

282
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:27,559
Speaker 1: so the butt was blown up. Obviously it's real. That's

283
00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,640
Speaker 1: hard to believe. But when you see her face, there

284
00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:32,320
Speaker 1: ain't no dang thing on her body that was real.

285
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,000
Speaker 1: Like everything check her as was real. Then no, no,

286
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't believe her, but she said it was real,

287
00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:39,640
Speaker 1: and I would believe her if she didn't turn around

288
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,480
Speaker 1: and her look like Ray said a blowfish. You guys

289
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,960
Speaker 1: like butts like is that something that you like, Look,

290
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,400
Speaker 1: you look at a girl's but like I like, but well,

291
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,240
Speaker 1: these guys were pointing it out and I looked over

292
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,080
Speaker 1: and all I saw was a damn dump truck or

293
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,000
Speaker 1: like a horse's ask. I didn't even know it was

294
00:13:54,040 --> 00:14:01,800
Speaker 1: a Yeah, there was some jo I think Kim k

295
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,880
Speaker 1: of Vegas. But I mean just without the looks or

296
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:09,280
Speaker 1: the career or the money. Yet she was basically just

297
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:13,920
Speaker 1: she was just a lobby rat. A lobby rat. Uh,

298
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:18,280
Speaker 1: what's something that rhymes with lobby? She didn't there you go,

299
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,160
Speaker 1: lobby lizard, coach. She didn't leave them rhyme with lobby.

300
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,640
Speaker 1: But it's all it rolls better than lobby rat, lobby lizard.

301
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,640
Speaker 1: Anytime you go to a hotel and you're just chowing

302
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,120
Speaker 1: it where you check in and there's those girls who

303
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,120
Speaker 1: just keep walking through. Yeah, they don't have a room there.

304
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,240
Speaker 1: They're just trying to find a nice rich guy who

305
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,080
Speaker 1: can they can use the money to gam yes, And

306
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,280
Speaker 1: I hope Lox knows that. Look, well, look, when you

307
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,360
Speaker 1: go part of a bachelor party, you're gonna get like,

308
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,520
Speaker 1: that's what happens. We're gonna make fun of everything. And

309
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,320
Speaker 1: he's he's like. One guy replied to himself, you definitely

310
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,720
Speaker 1: got roasted, but I think it was in a friend

311
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,720
Speaker 1: kind of way, and Locks goes, it's not. It's a

312
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,080
Speaker 1: friend kind of way, right, That's what I'm saying, Like,

313
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,040
Speaker 1: that's what happens when I wasn't there anything, But I

314
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,440
Speaker 1: can just tell by the way you guys are talking

315
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,360
Speaker 1: it's definitely a friend kind of way. Yeah, it's just

316
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,400
Speaker 1: that it's fun to make fun of things that happened.

317
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,080
Speaker 1: And of course we're not gonna make fun of things

318
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,640
Speaker 1: we did. If you had a podcast, you'd be able

319
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,760
Speaker 1: to make fun of things we did, because in your eyes,

320
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,440
Speaker 1: we did something stupid. I didn't even know Locks took

321
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,520
Speaker 1: a candid of me I'm on his Twitter right now

322
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,040
Speaker 1: of me playing bubble Crafts. He took a candid to

323
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,280
Speaker 1: me playing black jack. I mean, coach, what if I

324
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,760
Speaker 1: was not supposed to gamble? I think he was your

325
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,680
Speaker 1: your photographer. Yeah, what happened to a photographer? You said

326
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,400
Speaker 1: was gonna come? Oh I Locks, I forgot to d

327
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:27,000
Speaker 1: m them back. Dang, oh you did say that was

328
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,400
Speaker 1: a photographer. There would have been fun. We've had more

329
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,480
Speaker 1: people hanging on but um, yeah, I didn't d M.

330
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm back my bad. That's okay then, guys, Okay, here's

331
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:40,480
Speaker 1: the big news. Cam Newton to the Patriots. This is

332
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,480
Speaker 1: what we needed. What this is what we need so

333
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,480
Speaker 1: safe sports. It's more momentum to start football that. This

334
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,640
Speaker 1: is not what Belichick wanted. This is what we needed.

335
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,280
Speaker 1: Everybody Radian gets. I mean, can you imagine the conversation

336
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,640
Speaker 1: when he went home and told his wife what happened? Like,

337
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,360
Speaker 1: what's wrong? What you look like? You had a bad day. Yeah,

338
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,080
Speaker 1: you try leading a team when you had Tom Brady

339
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,640
Speaker 1: and now you have Cam Newton and you know he's

340
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:13,600
Speaker 1: pissed about this. I love everybody freaking out all my goodness,

341
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,040
Speaker 1: Cam Newton. The Patriots are gonna be back to the

342
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,560
Speaker 1: a f C East title. They have a chance to

343
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,680
Speaker 1: go to the Super Bowl. What a great signing. Who's

344
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:26,440
Speaker 1: saying this everywhere? Look everywhere, everybody's hyped up. Here's the thing.

345
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,320
Speaker 1: In my eyes, Cam Newton is not even going to

346
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:35,040
Speaker 1: be the starter in New England. They believe and Jared Stidham.

347
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,360
Speaker 1: They believe in Stidham. That's why they drafted him, That's

348
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,640
Speaker 1: why they groomed him, That's why they are ready to

349
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,720
Speaker 1: put him in they no, no, no, they don't bring

350
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:48,640
Speaker 1: Cam Newton in here to bring the little guy. Oh yeah, no, no, oh,

351
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,240
Speaker 1: Stidham is gonna Stidham is not playing it. You know,

352
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you pronounced either of those craps Stidham,

353
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,560
Speaker 1: that's how you say his name. Whatever. He's not touching

354
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,400
Speaker 1: the ball. I'm telling you, I've seen him on SIMS.

355
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,360
Speaker 1: He sucks. Yeah, listen to you hate when I go

356
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,600
Speaker 1: with the little electronic guys that play three D football. Listen,

357
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,840
Speaker 1: they are a great representation Stidham blow, coach. We we

358
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,600
Speaker 1: hate it, but that's all we got right now. So

359
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,679
Speaker 1: I trust you, coach. I'm telling you he's backup city. No,

360
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,600
Speaker 1: Stidham is going to be the starter in New England.

361
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,920
Speaker 1: If New England was so hyped, if they loved him

362
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,600
Speaker 1: so much, are you fool? Are you making this up?

363
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,440
Speaker 1: You're just trying to start controversy. You know that Cam's

364
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,280
Speaker 1: a starter? Absolutely not? Are you dead serious? I am

365
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,840
Speaker 1: dead serious. They drafted Stidham right, I think third round

366
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:38,240
Speaker 1: maybe they're gonna get Cam, but this was last year

367
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,440
Speaker 1: before Tom Brady was even because they need to know

368
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,560
Speaker 1: if he can be their quarterback. They know Cam Newton

369
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,920
Speaker 1: is not the future. Cam Newton's already old beat up.

370
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,840
Speaker 1: They have to put Stidham in there and see what

371
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,360
Speaker 1: they got. So Cam Newton is a nice little insurance

372
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,720
Speaker 1: plan that can sit on the bench and you know,

373
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,160
Speaker 1: maybe we can run some plays with him because he's

374
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,679
Speaker 1: athletic and we can you know, he can come in

375
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,240
Speaker 1: maybe a series or two. Jared Stidham is the starting

376
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,000
Speaker 1: quarterback of the New England Patriots when the season kicks off. Shot,

377
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,800
Speaker 1: that is what I'm saying. Shopping, I know, but I

378
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,520
Speaker 1: disagree with you, and I'll tell you what I think

379
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,679
Speaker 1: the plan is go for. The plan is, Yes, I

380
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,800
Speaker 1: think Jason Stepham. What his name, Jared Stidham, Jared Stidham,

381
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,560
Speaker 1: He is the next New England Patriots quarterback. Yes, he

382
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:26,960
Speaker 1: is the future of the Pats. However, you signed Cam Newton,

383
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,960
Speaker 1: do a one year deal. This is what you're gonna

384
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,200
Speaker 1: do with him. You're gonna start the season with Cam Newton.

385
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,119
Speaker 1: Why Because it's a headline starter. This is what people

386
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:35,879
Speaker 1: are gonna want to see. They con't want to be

387
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,639
Speaker 1: excited for the season to start. They're gonna want to

388
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,520
Speaker 1: see Cam Newton as a New England Patriot. Then he's

389
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,880
Speaker 1: gonna suck for two games. They're gonna bench him, bring

390
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,600
Speaker 1: Jason Jason see them in, and then they're gonna be like, alright, Cam,

391
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,520
Speaker 1: teach him everything you got and then thank you for

392
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,359
Speaker 1: your year. Get the hell out of here. No, see,

393
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,040
Speaker 1: because Stidham has already been there, so he knows the offense,

394
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,080
Speaker 1: he knows the playbook coach Cam Newton. Jason Stidham is

395
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,960
Speaker 1: gonna learn from Tom Brady and Cam Newton. He doesn't

396
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:03,959
Speaker 1: need to learn anything from m Cam knows nothing about

397
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,320
Speaker 1: the New England Patriots offense, nothing about their system as

398
00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,880
Speaker 1: a quarter back. Who would you rather him learn from

399
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:15,399
Speaker 1: Tom Brady or Cam Newton? Exactly? He already learned and

400
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,080
Speaker 1: pick the brain of the greatest of all time. He

401
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,720
Speaker 1: doesn't need Cam Newton to teach him anything. Cam's gonna

402
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,080
Speaker 1: teach him how to run. This dude has fresh knees

403
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:25,199
Speaker 1: onlike Cam. He's gonna teach him how to scramble with

404
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:29,640
Speaker 1: the ball, something Tom Brady knew nothing about. I'm telling

405
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,000
Speaker 1: you it's a good move for the Patriots coach it.

406
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,200
Speaker 1: It'd be a stupid move for them to have Cam

407
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,960
Speaker 1: Newton with all the pictures and all the images of

408
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,840
Speaker 1: Cam and Patriots gear, and he won't even play. Get

409
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,560
Speaker 1: out of here. You have to start in the first game.

410
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:47,200
Speaker 1: You have to start him. It is a risk free move,

411
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 1: that's the whole point of it. It costs them very

412
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,720
Speaker 1: little money. It's all incentive based. So if he does

413
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,439
Speaker 1: actually get on the field and he performs great, he

414
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,480
Speaker 1: gets earns a little bit more more money. If he

415
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 1: rides the bench. It cost him next to nothing to

416
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,359
Speaker 1: bring him in and sit on the bench and have

417
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,320
Speaker 1: him as an insurance policy. That's what it is. No

418
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,800
Speaker 1: one else He's not going to be a starter Stidham.

419
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,800
Speaker 1: You have to find out if he is your future,

420
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,560
Speaker 1: because if you wait another year, you're another year behind

421
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,800
Speaker 1: the rebuild. So you might as well put him out there.

422
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,440
Speaker 1: Cam Newton, everybody wants to put him. Oh and the Patriots.

423
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,960
Speaker 1: He's taken over for Tom Brady. I love all these

424
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,680
Speaker 1: headlines I'm reading because he's not there to take over

425
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:29,160
Speaker 1: for Tom Brady, Dam Newton or Jason Standham. Um, I've

426
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 1: seen Standham, I told you. But here's Cam's audio that

427
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,159
Speaker 1: he posted. I don't know if it's any good. So

428
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,240
Speaker 1: This is a pump up video, like I'm coming to

429
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 1: New England. It's him training. So much on my mind

430
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:45,959
Speaker 1: right now, but I'm gonna keep he's gonna keep what.

431
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 1: He's gonna keep it brief. I'll metch Nick. Wait, you

432
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,760
Speaker 1: gotta listen as that actually pumped me up. This is

433
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:04,439
Speaker 1: Patriots football. So much on my mind right but I'm

434
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:09,959
Speaker 1: gonna keep degree. I'm gonna keep way. I'm at your

435
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,440
Speaker 1: get out of the way, mother, I'm at your next. Yeah,

436
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 1: he's talking to Jason Stephen right there. That was a

437
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 1: pretty baller video. Coach. That's your starter right there, coach.

438
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 1: I know you wanna I love it. I don't know

439
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 1: everybody buys into these Oh it's because they signed Cam Newton.

440
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 1: You have to start him. It's sort of like Jamis Winston.

441
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 1: He got he was a good he was a starting quarterback.

442
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,879
Speaker 1: Now he's a backup. It happens. Cam Newton is old

443
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 1: and busted up. He hasn't been helping in a few years,

444
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 1: so he is just coming in to maybe provide something

445
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 1: here and there with the offense. Stidham will be playing quarterback.

446
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't understand why, Like Stidham is what Stidham was

447
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 1: terrible with Auburn. No, he wasn't. They they're both Auburn Tigers.

448
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: Break this is this is amazing. This is a great

449
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,160
Speaker 1: scenario for the Patch, but for the Pats, Like, really,

450
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 1: I think the Patriots should be excited because it's not

451
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: because you know what would have happened if if Cam

452
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 1: wouldn't have joined this team. No one will be watching

453
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,880
Speaker 1: the Patriots. The Patriots don't care if you watch them.

454
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: That's not why they're there. They are there to win games.

455
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 1: Do you think Bill Belichick cares if you're watching. He

456
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,400
Speaker 1: knows you're gonna be watching. Quit. All they do is win.

457
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 1: They Belichick cares so much about winning coach that he's

458
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,640
Speaker 1: gonna quit after this year because they're going to suck. Yeah,

459
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: Belichick might be thinking about that retire He's gonna retire

460
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: after this year because Cam Newton, Jason Stephen of Julian

461
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 1: Edelman ain't gonna save that team. That team is done done.

462
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna be like the old Patriots, the one with

463
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 1: a little guy, little Patriots soldier hiking the ball, those

464
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 1: old that year when I mean people had to had

465
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: to think back hard. Who's this last NFL team that

466
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking of. Oh the New England Patriots. Dude,

467
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 1: they have a plan. They may not be good this year,

468
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,959
Speaker 1: but they know they're rebuilding. They got rid of a

469
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: lot of their older veteran players to make room for

470
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: the young guys, and so they're gonna build. And who's young,

471
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: Stidham the quarterback, So they're gonna build together. So this

472
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: year they're not as good, but they have draft picks

473
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: next year and boom, here we go. Here come the Patriots.

474
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: Women tweeted let's get to work to Cam. Okay, he's

475
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: saying let's get to work, but he didn't tweet Jason

476
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 1: Stephen because he Stidham has been on the team. You don't.

477
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: You don't not a coach. We've we've been on the

478
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 1: on the Bobby One Show forever because you all the time, coach.

479
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: Let's go dud UFC. Yeah, you know what Belichick is

480
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: tweeting and a good day or two. Yeah, he's like,

481
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 1: I'm no to get to work. Screwed man. He's gonna

482
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: get a taste of that humble pie and it's gonna

483
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 1: suck for him. Belly Yeah, yeah, Belly has Belly already

484
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 1: had a humble pie already smack that ass he had,

485
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: He's had theof But I'm saying he's already he's ate

486
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: that pie. He's ready for another. What humble pie does

487
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 1: he need? He just needs to look down in his

488
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: two hands and count all those rings. But those people

489
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 1: don't think like that, Coach. Those people think like I

490
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 1: need another ring. Dude, he ate a humble pie draft

491
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: night when it was him his dog in an Apple

492
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: computer in his kitchen. He didn't have no friends. That

493
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: was everybody left him, dude. Everybody wife wasn't even there

494
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: to support him. It's probably in an off screen, but

495
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, Dude, everybody left Belichick and now

496
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: he's trying to get some more people to come to

497
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: the party. Hey, Cam, anyway, you can swing by, get

498
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,159
Speaker 1: a twelver swing by the house. I need like some

499
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: numbers at the party right now. Everybody left. If they

500
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 1: were so high, if they wanted Cam so bad, why

501
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: didn't they sign him three months ago because they just

502
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: wanted to start now? Because Coach, really, if they really

503
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: wanted him, it's a hard hit to lose the greatest

504
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: quarterback of all time. In quotations, I've never said that,

505
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: but people say that it's hard. It's hard for team

506
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: to lose Tom Brady, but he takes Gronk with you

507
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: the second best player. I mean, I mean, it's like

508
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: your team stripped. And he's also worried if Brady's gonna

509
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: like tell all his boys. Hey, guys, so this is

510
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: how we cheated. All right, you guys, hear this? Alright,

511
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: So here's how we went down. All right, let me

512
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: see that it did get fine, like a million dollars

513
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: and they lost the third round draft pick for that.

514
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: Give me the needle here, take me out of the pub,

515
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: all right? Not now? Feel it? What does it feel like?

516
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: It feels like a sponge. That's how they're gonna do it.

517
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: If they wanted Cam Newton so bad, they could have

518
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: hit Cam Newton the day after Tom Brady left. Because

519
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: Cam Newton has been a free agent since March. Guess what.

520
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: They just waiting around because no one else wanted him,

521
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 1: Like they were like still still nobody was doing anything.

522
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: They said, Man, he's cheap enough. You know what we

523
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: might I mean, it's not gonna hurt us. Well, we'll

524
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: just go ahead and try it. See what happens. So

525
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 1: bring him in, see what happens. He may not even

526
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: make the team. Here's uh, that'd be crazy, crazy take

527
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: on this. What if Cam was brought in to not

528
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: be quarterback? Oh, like a strong safety could be the coach.

529
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: We've seen Trell Prior go to wide receiver real quick.

530
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: These quarterbacks can be receivers and also dual threats. Who um, yeah,

531
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: well there's just one example. Who else? Who else? Our

532
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: boy in st st Hill? J Jason Hill? You need

533
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: you don't know that? Who's what you know that he

534
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 1: was at all? What? I don't get this guy a

535
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: playbook or something, not what you guys print out rosters.

536
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: So coach, we haven't pronounced the name right about ten minutes. Hey,

537
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,959
Speaker 1: for my birthday, also gave me a roster book every sport,

538
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: every she's would you study it now? But I have

539
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 1: in front of me and I look it up. That

540
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't make us more legit if we had those little

541
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: uh fantasy draft. Look, let's sitting next to us. Okay,

542
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: who are talking about? Were talking about the Saints? Well,

543
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: we're doing the show. Jason paying them, Jason stood him,

544
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 1: Jason state them. I think we've called him every name.

545
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: Where are we at now on this which board starts first?

546
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: NHL NBA? Well, NHL and NBA already have set dates.

547
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: Are they gonna go with him? Danny, I should have

548
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: set some future beds wells in Vegas. You can do.

549
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think you can bet on

550
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,719
Speaker 1: which one's gonna start, or I thought the seasons were

551
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 1: a little as shaky as it was. They did say,

552
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: if there's an outbreak in Florida, they may just have

553
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: to cancel the season for basketball. Yes, dang it, because

554
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: do you like it's not gonna be in the bubble.

555
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: It could happen anybody in the bubble right now. Yet,

556
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: no one's in the bubble for fun. They're just like,

557
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get there earlier. But a lot of people

558
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: are opting out, like Avery Bradley opted out. DeAndre Jordan's

559
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: opting out. There's been numerous players and I'm out. I'm

560
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: not play. They got money, they're good, they're good to

561
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: just chill for a little bit until things get safe.

562
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: Well Avery Bradley, he said his is because his oldest

563
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: son has respiratory issues, so he can't take a chance

564
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: of getting sick and bringing it home to his son.

565
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 1: What's crazy too when you think about money, you know,

566
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 1: like with these guys, they're at a different I haven't

567
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: thought about money before, Coach tell me about these guys.

568
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: They're just at a different level with money, which I

569
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: think about money every day. You do, yes, Oh, well,

570
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: well what you gotta think to like, You're like, oh,

571
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 1: NBA players, they're rich whatever they can afford it, but

572
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 1: they live some of them live such a lavish lifestyle

573
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: that it is just like us not working, you know,

574
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: to them because they have to keep up what they

575
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: call keep up with the joneses. They have to maintain.

576
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: The maintaining thing blows me away, especially when I watched

577
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: Bravo The Housewives with my check because I'm like, yes,

578
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: these people have a ton of money, but holy crap,

579
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: they gotta pay for this boat. They gotta pay for

580
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: this butler. Oh, this chef that's always on call. Holy crap,

581
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: They've got a lot of expense. You have a nice house,

582
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: but you also have a big yard. That guy has

583
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: to food and then you know, the garden needs to

584
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: be kept up in the maintenance on the house, and

585
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: then somebody's got to cook for you every day. The

586
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: divorce you know that's coming around the of the third wife,

587
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: and that's when and that's when the woman sues and says, oh,

588
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: I need to be able to maintain my lifestyle because

589
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: I've been this. It's like, wow, you just don't think

590
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: about with these guys because then you know, we're like, oh,

591
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: they got a lot of money, they don't have to

592
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: worry about this stuff. No, they do well. I mean

593
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: I could downsize, yeah, but that would hurt because they've

594
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: worked so hard to get It would hard, it would

595
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: hurt the ego. It's anybody that has the downsize, it's

596
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: an ego hurt. And you know some of those mansions.

597
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: We don't have a mansion, but you know how hard

598
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: they are. The upkeep, Yeah, that coach a pretty hard.

599
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: You know, the upkeeping my house coach and all that

600
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: goes out. Were in trouble. I tell fiance this almost weekly.

601
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: We can barely keep an apartment clean. What if we

602
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: had a house? Impossible, not even mansion. No, guys, listen,

603
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: there's me. We can't even manage an apartment that has

604
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: two bedrooms, a small living room in a kitchen. Coach,

605
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: why coach, because you're in those two bedrooms the small

606
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: kitchen and a living area every day in the mansion.

607
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: You don't go to the ten bedrooms every but it's

608
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: still harder because the living room is bigger, the kitchen

609
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: is bigger, so it's harder than I like. Shots cluttered, Coach,

610
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: I want to say shout out to Dirt and mother

611
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: in law because he was shot to Molly Maids. I

612
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: just did a cameo for them and wished them a

613
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: happy ten year anniversary of the company. Well, shout out

614
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: to my father in law because he he was at

615
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: my house this weekend when I was in Cadas vacuum

616
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: and he cleaned everything. I mean he got the mop

617
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: out the broom, he did it all. He moved furniture,

618
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: he cleaned it all. I gotta say something about that

619
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: dad's husband's men that clean, that's legit. I didn't grow

620
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: up that way. My dad didn't do crap around the

621
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: house like my dad. My dad doesn't clean. I've never

622
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: seen my dad clean anything in my life. He was

623
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: great at make can messes. I mean my dad even

624
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: calls my mom in there to clean his butt. Yeah, coach,

625
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: your dad did he clean? Uh? There were stints. I

626
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: remember in middle school a little bit. He would do dishes,

627
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: but I never saw him vacuum. I never saw him

628
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: gust vacuum. I never I never saw him make a meal.

629
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: Uh never saw him make a bed. He who makes

630
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: the bed? Really, that is the weirdest thing between. I

631
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: would see him do laundry, but his main thing. Sometimes

632
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: he would do the dishes, but a coach. Other than that,

633
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: I never saw him do anything. That's what I'm saying.

634
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: So your your father in law cleaning the house. That's legit.

635
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: That's now. I I don't know. Well, I was like, Dank,

636
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: you must think we're slobs. If he was, he probably

637
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: gonna live. Like well, that's the thing. I was like,

638
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: was he here and just said, man, this is so bad,

639
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: I need to help out because I don't see him

640
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: clean that much around his own house. But when he was,

641
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I see him do the dishes, like if

642
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: my mother in law cooks, he'll do the dishes. That's pretty.

643
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: But I never see him get a vacuum or a

644
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: broom or mop when I'm at their house. But when

645
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: he was at our house, he my wife said, he

646
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: moved the furniture and swept under the couches, under every

647
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: the chairs mopped, with that house under construction, because there

648
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: was signs put up with red traffic cones, because you

649
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: guys made a disaster. Probably, well, it's hard. You have

650
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: to understand. I'm agree. That's what I mean. It's with

651
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: two kids now time. I would rather sit there, like

652
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: when the kids go to bed, I don't want to clean.

653
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: I'd rather watch an hour want to clean, That's what

654
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I would rather have a messy house and

655
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: just say, you know what, we had fun today and

656
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: not stress about it. Thank you. You know what I

657
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: would rather do tonight. I would rather, after everything, not

658
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: even that, leave the blankets on the ground. I don't

659
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: give a crap. I don't care if there's cat lit

660
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: or strong from one room all the way to the other.

661
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: The dinner after we make it, let's just leave it

662
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: on the counter, no dishes. I'm fine with it being

663
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: like that if I can just put my hair down

664
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: and my feet up and let my nuts here your

665
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: nuts already we've been hanging since you've been gambling, coach, Like, listen, guys, guys,

666
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't live your life that way. That

667
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: does something to your your everyday emotion when you look

668
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: at your you walk in and if you trip on

669
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: something as soon as you over the door, Coach, it

670
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: puts you in a bad mood. You're like, my life

671
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: is a mess. Look at this. Look at all the

672
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: dishes in the sink. Oh my god, dirty clothes everywhere.

673
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I pick up. I will pick up,

674
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: and then thirty minutes later the kid will throw everything

675
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: I just picked up back. I haven't taught your kid to.

676
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: He will go into his drawer and open his drawer

677
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 1: and take out all his clothes. And it was just like,

678
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: can I teach you something, Coach, do it? People will benefit?

679
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: Can I teach you something? Ahead? If you teach him

680
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: how to pick up? It is amazing. We've done this

681
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: with all our kids and they all do it. It's

682
00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: a game cool destroy. He takes everything, all right, pick

683
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: up and you start getting the first thing you put

684
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: it in there. He's like, this is cool. All right?

685
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: Then he picks up a coach. In five minutes, everything's

686
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: picked up. You're telling me, lunch never learned that second part.

687
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 1: He would just go destroy, okay, destroy it some more.

688
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: Ok Now, let's take the same toys that are inside

689
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 1: throw them outside, keep good stroll and he starts to

690
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,479
Speaker 1: pick up, and then halfway through the bucket he gets

691
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,760
Speaker 1: bored and dumps the bucket back over. And it's like, okay,

692
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: well we'll see coach, and that's gonna just keep going

693
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: all way through high school. He's gonna be doing that. Well.

694
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta teach him how to clean up, dumps,

695
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: the weed all out and all that. All his is

696
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: the white close. And you know when he's gonna take

697
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: a lace bag of chips and just dump it on

698
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 1: the counter, Why the hell did you do that? I

699
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: don't know. My dad never taught me how to put stuff.

700
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: He was the game. My dad said, he just dump

701
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 1: it out and never put it back. If your kids

702
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: reach the age where they drink straight from the milk garden, no,

703
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: hell no, they'll never do that. Never. That's not allowed

704
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: in my house. Oh my gosh, here we go. It's

705
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,479
Speaker 1: you never did that. Nope, never, Oh gosh. I feel

706
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: like I saw it in a movie one time. And

707
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: he sounds like he runs a damn boot. I know,

708
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: it sounds like he has Knox. And you can't do anything. Absolutely.

709
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: Now you're defending the Alamo. You have to live your

710
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: life like this. Listen. It's fine to have bring kids

711
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: in the world everything, but your job is to show

712
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: them how to grow up to be responsible human beings.

713
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: Look at me, I'm a responsible human being, but I

714
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: drink the milk carton. You just explained, as a thirty

715
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: seven year old man, thirty eight year old man, that

716
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 1: your father in law had to clean your house because

717
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: it's disgusting. You do not want to bring your kids

718
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: in the world to make him into those here's the

719
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: thing and disgusting to him. Maybe I'm it's livable to me, like, yeah,

720
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: that's what hoarders say. Couch. No it's not, because it's

721
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: exactly what arders say. One man's junk is another man's trying.

722
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: I mean, we do the dishes, We do the laundry,

723
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: which I would hope we got we have, but we

724
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: have the room, but that goes around and sweeps up.

725
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: You know. Look, I use toilet paper when I neat.

726
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: Whenever the grass reaches the window sill, that's time to mow,

727
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: and I get outside. Whenever we run out of clean dishes,

728
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: I wash one. And if we only have one cup

729
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: boys share. No, we do the dishes. We do things

730
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 1: like that. But man, he I mean moving the couch

731
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 1: to clean under the couch. You've seen it to coach.

732
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: When the couch it was a bunch of dust bunnies.

733
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it looked like Bob Marley's dreadlocks and

734
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: they were dog hairs. That was. That was way back then.

735
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: That was that's gotta be what it looks like that

736
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: corona originated. Dude. When we went out of that apartment,

737
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:48,359
Speaker 1: it wasn't wo those lunch boxes out. Oh man, that's

738
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: because two dogs dogs shed. You guys, when you when

739
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: you get a hotel room, can you imagine if you

740
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: opened it up and it was like you opened the

741
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: door and it's just messy, and you're like, oh that's cool.

742
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: No you want to because that's now you mess well.

743
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: And dude, I wish we would have winned his hotel

744
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: room so that he trashes. The group only congregated in

745
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: Matt Overton's room because it was the first one in

746
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: the hall. Yea, because it was the best one to

747
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: do it. But I really wish we would win the

748
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: lunches because I bet it looked like s Coach. I've

749
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: been in the lunches room when we go to Vegas,

750
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: just because he needs helped time his time, and he

751
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: doesn't take his crap out of the suitcase and hang

752
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: it up. Doesn't he just open his suitcase? Yes, but Coach,

753
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: the suitcase is like a ball of cloth. Like his

754
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: clothes aren't folding in there, They're just thrown in there.

755
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: It's crazy, And I just lay him over the chair. Nobody.

756
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: Then do you wrestle in the bed or something? Because

757
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: your sheets are always on the floor. You know what

758
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: happens is is I I because what I hate is

759
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 1: when they tucked the sheets in. Oh that's what I love.

760
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, because then you can't move your

761
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 1: toes that get stuck. I like to have some movement.

762
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: So I've ripped those out, and then when I get

763
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: out of bed, I toss it off. And that's what

764
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't make the bed. I like to

765
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: make a small four. You know, you get the pillows

766
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 1: from the couch once, did you make a four? What

767
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: the hell? It takes the cushions off the couch and

768
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: puts them as a little room. My kids do that, crab.

769
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: I can't wait to build a four of my kid.

770
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: Maybe are you going to build them a treehouse or

771
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: anything in the back I'm not in my backyard. I

772
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 1: don't have any trees. Okay, now you can. You don't

773
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: need a tree, you can. It's not a treehouse, okay, Okay,

774
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: the whole thing be like a place skap Okay, playscape.

775
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: That's different. Buy it or build it on buy it? Okay? Yeah?

776
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like your dad could do that stuff.

777
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 1: But how cool is it to build a place scape? Awesome? Okay?

778
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: It takes me six months okay, or I can buy it,

779
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: will take me twenty six minutes. That's not true. It

780
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: doesn't take you si minutes. My dad bowling one time.

781
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: I'll just order it in twenty six minute. No, we

782
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: assembled it. Might'll be as symbol. Really, I will pay

783
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: the extra fifty dollars for them to assemble it. Yes,

784
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: I absolutely will. Dude, lunch, are you build a tree

785
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: house right there? No, it's a playscape? Six months? Almost

786
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: got her down, that's what I mean. And he's talking

787
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: about building it yourself, like you don't build anything. You're

788
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: not a very handy I I don't have time to

789
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: build something. Time. When stop with not having time, you

790
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: have plenty of time when you have two kids. But

791
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: you do not have time kids, you have time? No,

792
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: you don't, Yes, I do. Your kids are older. That's

793
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I have a baby coach one of them,

794
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: one of them, and you have two people that can

795
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: watch it. So that's one person, so you have free

796
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: time while your your wife is watching. You have a

797
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,479
Speaker 1: wife too, yeah, but she's watching one, but I gotta

798
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:33,240
Speaker 1: watch the other. But the other one is two years old, yes, exactly,

799
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: so he's into everything. At give him a freaking iPad

800
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 1: and let him go to town. And we don't give

801
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 1: him my path. Yes see, that's what I was getting

802
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: my sister always giving the kids the phone and iPad.

803
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 1: You that's how you get stuff done. I'm not telling

804
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 1: her at a parent coach, No, that's how you parents,

805
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: I know. But I'm telling Basil, no, that's not how you.

806
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: Perhaps you interact with your child. That's what I'm saying.

807
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: We don't just give him an iPad. We don't just

808
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: stick him in front of the TV. We don't do that.

809
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: That's how we like to be involved and have them

810
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: outside and playing, and that's what I mean. I would

811
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: rather do that than build the place scape I'd rather

812
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: be playing with him and let someone else build it.

813
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: Get over here and you're going to build it while

814
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: the little guy hands you the nails. Well, dude, if

815
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: you don't start building crap when your kids bring friends

816
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: over there and like, man, your house kind of sucks.

817
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: But what are you not going to teach him how

818
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 1: to do stuff? I'll teach him how to do things

819
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: you don't know how to do. I know how to

820
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: do some of the things, but I don't know how

821
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: to start from nothing and get would and design a

822
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: place skate. No, I do not know how to do that.

823
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: You go over to lunch Boxes house. It sucks over there. No,

824
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: I mean I could sit there. But but he does

825
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: hang out with us all the time, but we don't

826
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 1: do anything. The dad is really nice. He always seems

827
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: to be home from work. It'll be noon and he'll

828
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: be at the house. Hey, hey, you guys want to

829
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 1: come to my house? No, not really, just hang out

830
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: with Dad's on the couch, isn't he He's like, hey, hey,

831
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: we can just go to your house and watch the movie.

832
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: And yeah, but then our dads, my dad's gonna want

833
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: to watch it with us. He spends all the time.

834
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 1: Isn't your dad watching a replay? Probably a game last night.

835
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: We can't even play video games like I can. Like,

836
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: if you send me the playscape and it's in a

837
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: box and you give instructions, yeah we can build it. Great.

838
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: It's not in a box those places because they drop

839
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:16,240
Speaker 1: off INZ. Do you have a playscaping backyard? I'm knocking,

840
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: like you just built one, right, He's like, he does

841
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: this every week. You hit it, coach. When when we

842
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: had our first son, my dad calls me and say, hey,

843
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: I got I got your son a place like perfect,

844
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: Come build it? Uh, what do you mean, Dad? It's nice,

845
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: it's good. I got it from from home depot. I

846
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: get their coach, Like I said, it's in a craze,

847
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: And he's like, all the tools are in the garage. Whoa, whoa,

848
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: what do you mean all the tools in the ground.

849
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 1: I'll help you, dude. It took us two days, miserable

850
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: two days. That's why I will probably never have a

851
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: playscape in my backyard. Because there's a park about a

852
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 1: hundred yards from my house that has to play escapes.

853
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: I'll go there. But then my son the other day

854
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: we were walking and he saw in somebody's backyard they

855
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: had a placecape. He's like, whoa, these guys have a

856
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: place that's the step off a train. Yeah, coach, but

857
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 1: this place had a trampoline, basketball hoop, and a place game. Coach,

858
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: your first move needs to be a you need to

859
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 1: have a little basketball court in that backyard, coach. Guys,

860
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: I have, Coach, I'm talking about almost for you, Like

861
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: you realize that some of the stuff you're building isn't

862
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: just for the kids, it's for the parent. I mean,

863
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 1: I'd say my dad played more basketball in the hoop.

864
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: Did he build us than we did? He was always

865
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: out there shooting hoop really by himself, school hoops. There

866
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: was the neighborhood. He's doing the fake juice fade aways.

867
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: There was one kid in my neighborhood. He had the trampoline,

868
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: he had the pool, and whatever video game system, the

869
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: new one that came out. He was the one that

870
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 1: had it. He had it Nintendo Super, Nintendo what. I

871
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: don't even know what other ones he had, but he

872
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 1: had them all that where that's the house that had everything.

873
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: Me I had a basketball hoop. That's it. So so

874
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: who who had more friends? We would go over there

875
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: and swim and jump on the trampoline. He had more friends. No, no,

876
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,760
Speaker 1: you would just use them with your cool dude. That's

877
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: cool dude, still friends of this day. That was And

878
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: he had the best snacks. His mom loaded up that pantrut.

879
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: So this sounds like good parents. It's amazing. Sounds like

880
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: great parents. They got they built stuff with their kids.

881
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: Didn't build anything. Mom made snacks for her, didn't make them.

882
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 1: They were just in the cat. They were in the

883
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: They were like the good like granola bars and fruit

884
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: by the foot and things like that. That's always the

885
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: best when you get that friend or that friend their

886
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: parents are little lax and where they put the alcohol,

887
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: that's usually that's usually when the kids drink first, Coach,

888
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: we're talking about fruit rollo. When they go over to

889
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: a parents house, that just leaves the alcohol in the counter,

890
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: you know, and so then it's simple to try the

891
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: parents that lock it up. That those are though, you know,

892
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: did you guys ever have the parents that were cool? Hey,

893
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: like the did any of your friends parents? Were they

894
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: the cool parents that you can go to on Friday

895
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: night and drink? Yeah, I'm not gonna be one of them.

896
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: Cool parents. Are you going to be one of those?

897
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: No idea, I swear. My one friend told me when

898
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: he was in middle school that his parents would play

899
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: like strip poker when he was around. Yeah, cool parents, coach,

900
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes you can be a little too cool. It's a

901
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: little too cool. What on earth? I don't even know

902
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 1: how to respond to that. Like, I don't know that

903
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: my parents ever know. They didn't play strip poker ever.

904
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: There seemed naked. Probably when I was little, I did,

905
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: but you don't remember that now. It was it was weird,

906
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: like I had this. There was a girl in my

907
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: in my class that like, her parents are just cool,

908
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: and we would go to her house every weekend, every weekend.

909
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: My parents that never flip questions are they cool? Are

910
00:44:56,280 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: they losers now m losers now high school? Or they

911
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: just laziest crap And they just didn't care because like

912
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: my friend, his younger sister had a boyfriend and he

913
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: would come over and the mom would let him drink

914
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: and hang out, and I just I'm like, is that

915
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: cool or is that loser? Is? Yeah? Well now that

916
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 1: you were responsible adults, but I'm not that responsible. Yes

917
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: you are. Some parents still have that feeling to be

918
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: considered cool, and they don't want to be viewed as

919
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: a weird oh unpopular. They still want to be like

920
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: you almost looked. No, Eddie's not gonna be the cool

921
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: parents already runs a boot camp. Will not be the

922
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: drink out of the milk. LB is trending. I would

923
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 1: say LB is going to be a very cool parent.

924
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: It just seems like it. It just seemed because you

925
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't care, let's do it all yelled

926
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: at a guy. It just seems like you're gonna be

927
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: one of the funny the kids laugh at a good

928
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: fun parent, Eddie, Coach. I'm telling you right now, man,

929
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: you guys are loosening it up or like kids are

930
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: gonna avoid your house, like to play the kids the

931
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: kids Still I think there's a middle ground because the

932
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: kids still like coming over because I play music out

933
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: I mean I joke with them or whatever. Okay, you

934
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: know I'm cool. But then when it comes to bringing

935
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: out phones, Coach, all of a sudden, you're freaking out. Coach,

936
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: you get skits on. I told you about what about

937
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: the time they all my son had to sleep over

938
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 1: with like five kids and they all had iPads, I'm like, oh,

939
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: you give me that. You're not playing, but you just

940
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: said you give your kids iPads. No, no, no, they were.

941
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: They were they're all twelve. Wait, you're saying the neighborhood

942
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: kid kids had iPads that you took them away. This

943
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: was last year. So they were all eleven this last

944
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: year at his birthday party and he wanted to have

945
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: sleepover with all his friends. And it's about like seven friends, right,

946
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: and like at ten o'clock, they're all just quiet, and

947
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, why are they quiet? They haven't been

948
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: quiet all day? And sure enough, they've got five iPads

949
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: out and they're all just kind of like on their iPads.

950
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm all right, we're picking up iPads. We're trying to

951
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: go to bed. Oh come on, I don't pick up

952
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: the iPads now. We're done. Like you guys' even talking

953
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: to yourselves, like do something together, or just give me

954
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: all the iPads. So I took all the iPads away, right,

955
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: I took all the about put in my room. When

956
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: was the last time they stayed? After that, coach, I

957
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: took into my room. Thirty minutes later, I walked back downstairs.

958
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 1: One of the kids had two iPads. Call me here,

959
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: you little son, double was rich. I walked down there

960
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: and he tries to put it away. I'm like, hey,

961
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 1: I saw that. Give it to me. Come on really,

962
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, you don't need an iPad. And then

963
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: I heard one of them whisper while I was walking

964
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: on the stairs. Oh dude, what are you going to

965
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: text your I'm like, who are you texting? And he goes,

966
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: It's just a chat room. So this is he goes,

967
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: it's just a chat room like this. This is where

968
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: I gave him the whole speech, and I freaked him out.

969
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, so let me see the chat.

970
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: It's a cool chat. It's a video game, but you

971
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: can chat with all the players. And what's the girl

972
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: look like? Oh she's super hot. Let me tell you something. Boys,

973
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: that's a dude, Oh yeah, for sure. Just looking at

974
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: the picture, it's an old dude. And they're just like, oh,

975
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: you've been texting it, old dude. I'm like, not give

976
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: me the iPad. Actually, would you rather them go out

977
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: and toilet paper someone's house? Sure, that'd be fine in

978
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I'm not driving. Absolutely, you let him do that.

979
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: Totally it'd be fun. But since you're four deep with kids,

980
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: are they haven't like this weekend, are they gonna have

981
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: kids over? Because we don't. We don't have people over.

982
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: So it hasn't been like that for four months. That

983
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: was last year at his birthday party. Yeah, so they

984
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: haven't seen their friends from school and they face time

985
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: each other and they're on a group chat, you know,

986
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: but but no, coach, they don't. Yes, it's tough. And

987
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: I've been asking them to like, hey, there there's another

988
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: like a family down the street and I can see

989
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: the boys. They're kind of around the same age playing basketball,

990
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: and I feel like telling them, like, let's walk over

991
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: there and I'll meet the dad. You meet, the kids

992
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: will do uh, we'll play basketball or something. But we

993
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: haven't gotten there yet. Man. That's interesting because I remember

994
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: why we would have my brother's birthday, spend the night

995
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: a bunch of his friends, and we made a jar

996
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: of crap, like a month crap, like we would just

997
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: take my pop. Okay first, if pooping it, then you

998
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: matters box you pooping Like a few weeks before, we

999
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: put stuff from the fridge, eggs mill, this mayonnaise, La

1000
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: la la, and we just put in a big jar

1001
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: and we stuck in the backyard and let it rot.

1002
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. That's good, capit, Bacon. And so when you

1003
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: I mean, your parents didn't see a rotting jar of

1004
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: crap for a week, how would they see it? It's

1005
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: in the backyard, like then the one left. No one

1006
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 1: in the backyard. Ever, what's in the bushes? You know

1007
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: you have a lid on it? Okay, I mean there's

1008
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: their backyard they're not inspecting for or it's next to

1009
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: the firewood. I don't know. Eddie is dude. It sounds

1010
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: like he checks all corners. If there's something in my backyard.

1011
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: I found the coach, he found the iPads at night. Coach.

1012
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: There's nothing in my house that I won't find within

1013
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: a week. So we go around and port on people's

1014
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: doorsteps like and it's I mean, oh, just oh my gosh.

1015
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: So we're walking around my brother's birthday party and we're

1016
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: walking and there's this dude, Chris. I can't say, let's

1017
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 1: hold the last Martin now, big dude and crazy mean, crazy, crazy,

1018
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: crazy crazy Chris. So you went to crazy Cristis house

1019
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: and my buddy Aaron, my buddy Aaron is the one

1020
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: holding it. Aaron Aaron, and we're sniffing. I mean, you're sniffing,

1021
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: and you know, with puke, okay, And we're out in

1022
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: front of Chris is Crazy Chris's house, making a lot

1023
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: of noise with the jar craft, with the jar crap

1024
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 1: with Aaron and Aaron's holding it, and where's battered Bucks.

1025
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: He's right there, We're all right there. And Garrett, now

1026
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: Garrett's not there too. Young Garrett wasn't in the picture yet.

1027
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: And Chris opens his window and yells, what the effort

1028
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: you doing? And Aaron like a little jar breaks jar

1029
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: craft was an actual jar. It was a glass jar, yes,

1030
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: And then last right on, Crazy Chris is like edge

1031
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: of his driveway and Crazy Chris comes tearing out of

1032
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 1: the house and I'm talking you. You got to clean up. Crazy.

1033
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 1: You hain't cleaning up. It is book it time. But

1034
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: he lives two blocks from our house. And Crazy Chris

1035
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: is like six four long legs older than you, guys.

1036
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: He's my brother's age, a year older than you, a

1037
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: year older than my year, older than my brother. I

1038
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 1: think he's three years older than yes, and he's crazy,

1039
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: and I mean, oh my god, we are running for

1040
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: our lives and we barely get in the house, and

1041
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: Crazy Chris is going around the backyard, front yard, trying

1042
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: all the weird yes, trying to get your parents asleep upstairs.

1043
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: What time was this? Um? Two in the morning? Oh

1044
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: my god, two in the morning. And we're all in

1045
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: the office, you know what I mean, we're so we

1046
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: think Crazy Chris is gone, So we're gonna call Crazy

1047
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: Chris's house, and all of a sudden, Crazy Chris pops

1048
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: up in the window. What the two in the morning?

1049
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: This is an adjacent episode, screamed, I mean, you want

1050
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: to see twelve kids diving out of the roll and

1051
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: he's on the outside, He's not even on the inside.

1052
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: And what I was Crazy Chris doing up at two am?

1053
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: Being crazy Chris? Okay, he was crazy Chris. I'm just

1054
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: I I don't even know how to describe it. He's crazy,

1055
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: been in trouble with the law many times. And finally

1056
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: my mom wakes up. Chris. Chris is trying to I mean,

1057
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: you guys have been screaming left to break. He is

1058
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: trying to break down the back door. He's kicking it,

1059
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: pushing it. What's he doing shouldering it. Oh my god,

1060
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: and my mom comes downstairs and we're all just sitting

1061
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: there and oh, you know, we're she came down and

1062
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: painting and she said she actually forgot her bro and

1063
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: she was like, what happened? And and and Jackson tells

1064
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: my mom, well, Jackson, you didn't tell me. Jackson. Jackson

1065
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: was spending the night. More people are piling into the house,

1066
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: so we have aaron. There was like there was like

1067
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 1: ten people spending give me names. I don't remember everybody

1068
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: that was there. Those are the main players. And she says,

1069
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 1: what were you doing out of two in the morning,

1070
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: Jackson coast jog and like he was trying to really

1071
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 1: come up with a light and that's all he can't dude,

1072
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 1: your mom to be dying left, she said, at two

1073
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: in the morning, b s Jackson. She said, So then

1074
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: were like crazy. Chris went home and that was the

1075
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: end of the story. But the whole thing was that's

1076
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: the kind of stuff that I expected a slumber party,

1077
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:55,320
Speaker 1: not dang fort Knox. Eddie, everybody be quiet, Eddie. You

1078
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: can't talk because Eddie's going to night night. This is

1079
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: this is the difference between a fun party without iPads

1080
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 1: I was like, go find crazy Chris, Go do something.

1081
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: Don't sit around texting. Dude came to your house, Eddie.

1082
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: You'd be hiding with the kids. I'd be screaming with him.

1083
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: My wife comes out, what are you guys doing two

1084
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: in the morning jogging? It was I mean, that was

1085
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 1: one of the Oh my gosh, I don't think I've

1086
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: ever been that scared. It was crazy crazy Chris Huh. Yes,

1087
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: he was my brother one time. He always had the store.

1088
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: And he swears it's true that he came got dropped

1089
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: off by the bus and the bus would drop us off.

1090
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: I wasn't with him though this day, but the bus

1091
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: drops us off like two blocks down and you have

1092
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: to walk home. He said that the bus dropped him

1093
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: off and he was walking and there was a dude

1094
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 1: kind of just squatting down, like an older guy, and

1095
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: he was like sucking on a piece of grass, you know,

1096
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 1: like kind of just watching him. And then he came

1097
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: and tried to attack him, and my and my brother

1098
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,319
Speaker 1: kicked him in the knee and the dude fell over

1099
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: and he ran home and he closed the door. And

1100
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: he swears that this story is true. But our whole

1101
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: lives have always been like, dude, that is the biggest

1102
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: lie ever. And even today he'll be like, no, dude,

1103
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: I swear to god that guy did that. And I

1104
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: kicked him right in the shin and he squealed and

1105
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: I ran. I'm like, I don't know if Like, how

1106
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: old were you guys with crazy Chris nine twelve? I

1107
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: mean sometimes the kids have a little bit of an imagination.

1108
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: That's what I think, too. Well, this crazy Chris is

1109
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: no imagination. It was there, It was real, and it

1110
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: was scary, like he was trying to break down that

1111
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: door and someone had to go bang on my mom's door.

1112
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,720
Speaker 1: And was your dad he ever wake up during anything?

1113
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:40,959
Speaker 1: He stayed. My dad slept through everything everything. He probably

1114
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: just sent your mom down. Huh. So I'm telling he doesn't.

1115
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: He didn't wake up, guys, let me tell you how

1116
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: hard my dad would sleep. Okay, one time we went

1117
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: on vacation to Chicago and my dad didn't go and

1118
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: he fell asleep on the downstairs couch and his alarm

1119
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: upstairs is going off like it's time to wake up

1120
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 1: in the morning, and it is so freaking loud the

1121
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 1: neighbors think it's the house alarm. They call the police.

1122
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: It was just your dad didn't wake up. And then

1123
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 1: my dad wakes up, the two cops coming in the

1124
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 1: back door to search the place because they think there's

1125
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 1: a break in, and my dad's just sprawled out on

1126
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: the couch of sleep. That's funny. It was just freaking

1127
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: wake up alarm, Coach, and it was so loud the

1128
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: neighbors called the cops. So the cops. Will your dad

1129
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: up for work? Yep, thank you. That's good. I need

1130
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: to go to work today. All right, Well, you guys

1131
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: have a wonderful day. Are we done? Yeah? Unless we're

1132
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: trying to go that one hour and forty minute mark again,

1133
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: what do we at now? I mean, it feels like

1134
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 1: thirty minutes because yesterdays was so long before Coach you

1135
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,439
Speaker 1: had to go play by play the Vegas timeline. I mean, Coach.

1136
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: I looked at the clock and it was an hour

1137
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 1: and he's still on Friday. Dude. When when we went

1138
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,240
Speaker 1: an hour deep and he would just touch from Thursday

1139
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: to Friday, I was like, God, you guys were still

1140
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: at the airport. See. And what's funny is my dad

1141
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: asked me, he said, oh, did you know did they enjoy?

1142
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: Did they and I said, man, I think they had

1143
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,879
Speaker 1: a great time. No, not one of them complained about

1144
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: the time. They were enjoying every second of it. Smash cut.

1145
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: A couple days later, it turns out you guys, hey,

1146
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: that you were bitching about the story. I don't know

1147
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: about the time. That was the best way to tell

1148
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: the story. To tell Vegas, we couldn't just come into

1149
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: it and say, oh, Locks got crazy at the tank

1150
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: top and almost banged to Hooker. I mean we had

1151
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: to actually tell play by play of stuff that went

1152
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: down right then. It was great. That was the only

1153
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: way you can do it. It just ran a little

1154
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: long now, But I thought you were asking your dad

1155
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: was asking about Ray, like did you Ray? Did you

1156
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: enjoy the party? I did. I wish like there would

1157
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: have been more times where Boom were in the hotel

1158
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: room drinking, telling stories. Dude. When we got to the

1159
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: casino floor, Boom lunch box straight to black Jack. Matt

1160
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: Overton's quieter because he's got his mask on. You can't

1161
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: be his outgoing dude. Me. I couldn't do my big

1162
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: laugh because I had a damn mask on, so people

1163
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: didn't know if I was laughing, if I was talking,

1164
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: if I was looking, if I was asking you a question,

1165
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, when you're doing those mass inside of

1166
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,920
Speaker 1: a little bit placed with some noise, I mean, it's

1167
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: kind of difficult to have that normal culture you're used to.

1168
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,919
Speaker 1: And I get that. Once you go to the casino floor,

1169
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: it just everyone scatters, and that's almost how it had

1170
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: to be. I would stand next to Lunch and kind

1171
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: of watch him. You weren't next thing, you know, I'm

1172
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: getting yelled at by a pit boss. I'm like, f off, dude,

1173
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: You've yelled at me like five times. Like he's my friend.

1174
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: I work with him. I should be able to let

1175
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: I get six ft, but I'm probably tell him all that. Coach.

1176
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: I would look at him a couple of times and

1177
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: like give him the what's up? You want something? You

1178
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: flinch that up and then he grabs another guy. Okay,

1179
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: he's bigger than it hurt that only three people could

1180
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: be at a blackjack table or four people at a

1181
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: craps because we couldn't all get on the same table

1182
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,439
Speaker 1: and hang out. That's actually shocked that we were able

1183
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: to do the first roulette back coach, because they were

1184
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: so damn strict I'm shocked we even kind of got

1185
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: to get near it. Did they separate craps too? Like that?

1186
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: With shields? The only thing that one separated was roulette.

1187
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: The shields are actually pretty legit. They almost sem like

1188
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 1: supposed to be but you get so used to them

1189
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: they almost seemed like they're supposed to be there. Now

1190
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: it's like like you're going to the d m V,

1191
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: you know, and you have each little line. It's great,

1192
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: it was pretty cool. It was weird. It was really

1193
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: weird though, not being able to hang out and like

1194
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: talk through the glass and yeah, and I think the

1195
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: waitresses with the free drinks, I think they'd get to

1196
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: chill a little bit more because they're not as ambitious

1197
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: getting people drinks and stuff. I don't know, they're just

1198
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 1: learning a lot of people. Also. I mean with the

1199
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: plexiglass in the way, I couldn't tell people how to play. Yeah,

1200
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: I didn't get to tell the hole no no no,

1201
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: no no, no, don't hit on that, don't hit on that.

1202
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't I And honestly, because of the strict rules,

1203
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: I would really would have sat down and played with lunch.

1204
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: But every time coach the seats were taken so I

1205
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: are Matt over to al jump in a lot or

1206
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: maybe not locked, but my buddy Eric Dodd would jump in. Alright, Cool,

1207
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: I can't play. I'll let me go play bubble craps.

1208
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 1: Oh wait, there's a guy with Hennessey that's been camped

1209
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: out there for four hours. Cool. I'll just stand in

1210
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: the middle of the casino and just stand here and

1211
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 1: then just look around. But I mean, it was still

1212
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 1: fun because you're in Vegas and you're drinking. But yeah, yeah,

1213
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: even did you have a little fomo Like do you

1214
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: feel a little bit miss stuff when the fomo sunk in?

1215
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: When I when I watched the first role go down,

1216
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: the Roulette role, I mean I felt like I was there.

1217
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: Do you see the video I posted where I'm like

1218
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: yelling with you guys, I didn't see it. I posted

1219
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: a video with me. Your video was great? Yeah, that

1220
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: was legit. That's how I felt with you Twitter. It's

1221
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: on my Instagram. It's actually the best way to do it.

1222
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: But it was cool because I was like I was

1223
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: sitting there watching it and being like, come all right,

1224
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: right right, don't touch the chips. That's what I totally

1225
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: would have said while I was there, you know, ry, stop, stop,

1226
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: don't touch of chips. It's it's rolling, rolling, And then

1227
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 1: you guys start chanting red and I started chanting red. Well.

1228
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: And even though we lost the initial one, there was

1229
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 1: two other big ones correct at Caesar's and at MGM

1230
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: that we won. So I mean there were two good moments.

1231
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: One really bad moment, which did you see somebody from

1232
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: Caesar's died from Corona? Oh? God, and it works there? What? Yeah?

1233
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 1: Did you see did you see people from Cosmo have caused? No?

1234
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: Not I but we were at Cosmo. Yeah, I know

1235
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: this is They weren't near the flower drinks that we

1236
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: ended up drinking. The guy that works at I saw

1237
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: this new story today. Guy that works as Caesar's. Yeah,

1238
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: porter at porter what was the porter? But hey, I

1239
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: will say about that with people that could have Caesar's, Hey,

1240
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: Caesar's looked a little bit like those parents that are

1241
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: cool and let their kids do whatever they want. At Caesar's.

1242
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: They weren't falling too many rules. They weren't. No, MGM

1243
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: was very strict. You would take your mass down to

1244
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 1: sip your drink in the lady go okay, are you

1245
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: putting your mass back up? Yes, I was just taking

1246
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: a little chug. I'm sorry. I'm now putting my mask up.

1247
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: Hey did they need it over your mouth and your

1248
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,479
Speaker 1: nose or just all of it? Yes, it wasn't, coach,

1249
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't funny business like people were wearing legit masks

1250
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: for eight hours. But Caesar's was not like that. No,

1251
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: when we went to Caesar's, I mean, dude, there was

1252
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: people flying in the air. I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa?

1253
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: Where's my little sound effect? I need my scrillis man? Hey,

1254
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,439
Speaker 1: did you guys see that one woman that she tried

1255
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: to get a picture of the bison? She was at

1256
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 1: Yellowstone National Park? Now, what a dude? Charger order coach? No,

1257
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: she made it. Yeah, she got arroon lifted. Did you

1258
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: see the she got within ten feet multiple times trying

1259
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 1: to get a coolser pitch and get close to a buffalo.

1260
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 1: But here's my question, it's fifteen feet not good enough.

1261
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: Fifteen feet is pretty good right there, it's from here

1262
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: to that table, that's why pretty good. Like six ft

1263
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 1: keep your six ft from people. Now with COVID from buffaloes,

1264
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: maybe double that and I don't know, maybe a hundred yards.

1265
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: Enjoy the view coach wild animal. I don't know, maybe

1266
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: go a little bit more extreme than six ft lady,

1267
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: Did you see that bear that was in the lake

1268
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: swimming and had a jar on his head and these

1269
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: fishermen went to save it? They actually went up to

1270
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: the bear. He was the veriest swimming, had a jar

1271
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: stuck in his head because I guess he put his head.

1272
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: Was it one of the jar crowd was at the

1273
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 1: poop jar? Oh, did you just go with that joke?

1274
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: It was the smell ajar. They were doing the trick

1275
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: on the bear and you brought the whole thing full circle.

1276
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: Then it broke and Cody came off. They got it off.

1277
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 1: Somebody actually went up. I could think his name was

1278
01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 1: Chris Crazy. Chris Crazy. Chris took the jar off. Then

1279
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 1: it broke, smelled like crap in the lay, and the

1280
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 1: bear turned around went I'm scared them all And then

1281
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,600
Speaker 1: the police asked the fisherman, what were you guys doing

1282
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: jogging got him? Did you make up that story? No,

1283
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 1: it's the real story goes not all the other stuff.

1284
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: But cops asked, what were you doing with that jar crap?

1285
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: And one of the fisherman's that jogging and the cop said,

1286
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: that's bs. You got him with his own moms words

1287
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 1: that night. All right, we done? Oh can you name

1288
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: the starter? No, his tag has already been taking wrong

1289
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: within an hour of the podcast. Well that goes against

1290
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: my tired angle for this show, but it was his

1291
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: hands out. Now I can't name the podcast. Cam Newton

1292
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: is not starting. I've got to tell you. Monor League

1293
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 1: Baseball canceled. There will be no season. Coach, I didn't

1294
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: think that. I thought it was canceled the past five seasons.

1295
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 1: I should have canceled that twenty years ago. I think

1296
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: the sounds last game was when I first moved here

1297
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: and had nothing else to do. I guess they've been

1298
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: playing since. Yeah, all right, it's rough, man. Uh what

1299
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 1: all those players gonna do with out there? Twelve dollars

1300
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: an hour salary? Jogging? Dude? And I feel bad. We

1301
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 1: would go to those games and rip on some of

1302
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: those players, you would, coach, I didn't tell you, don't yell,

1303
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: we'd sit right by they got families and stuff. No,

1304
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: we'd sit by the bullpit because he had one guy.

1305
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: Me Hannah was no, no, we're not talking about that, coach.

1306
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: We'ld have a couple of beers and just lay into him. Hey,

1307
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 1: they would, They're just warming up, and it'd be a

1308
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 1: semi bad pitch. Come on, trying to hit the glove.

1309
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 1: At least, she's just trying to make it to the major,

1310
01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 1: that's all he's trying to do. Man. Uh, we think

1311
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: we're invincible, even just because there's a little freaking fence

1312
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: that goes up to your knees right in front of us.

1313
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 1: That was even before the netting. Dude, Yeah, dude, they

1314
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 1: could have jumped over and kicked our ass in two

1315
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 1: seconds probably. Alright, alright, we're done. Goodbye one