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<v Speaker 1>Pizza Street, Great pizza, great price. All you can Eat

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<v Speaker 1>four three forty nine. I went up to All you

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<v Speaker 1>can Eat four four forty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>She's sheen am me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, may not my ny yo yod, what is your childhood?

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<v Speaker 3>Rada?

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<v Speaker 4>I am a cook chokra.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo.

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<v Speaker 4>Life's going down before like you Rod and welcome to

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<v Speaker 4>Like a Virgin reporting to you live from Fire Island Pines.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we're currently sitting very close together. Yes, touching, touching.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not wearing I'm not wearing pants. I will disclose that.

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<v Speaker 2>But you are wearing a bathing suit. It's not like

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<v Speaker 2>your it's not like your shirt cocking.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's not like I'm like, who is that editor

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<v Speaker 4>at the New Yorker bag who was like god jerking

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<v Speaker 4>off on like a zoom cap. I don't know his

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<v Speaker 4>name anyways, I'm frantro Oh. Welcome to Like a Virgin,

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<v Speaker 4>the show where we give yesterday's pop culture today's takes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm fran Torodo. I'm we are doing our annual new

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<v Speaker 4>our annual Fire Island recorded episode this year. We are

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<v Speaker 4>not doing it stoned.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I you know, I thought about hitting my vape like

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<v Speaker 2>earlier this morning and then you know, I decided that

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to hold off a little bit today

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<v Speaker 2>on getting absolutely obliterated because we've been starting early. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we've been on vacation. It's now Monday. We've bought on

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<v Speaker 2>vacation since Thursday. So like it's we're truly island girls

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<v Speaker 2>right now. Yeah, island time. I had the other day,

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<v Speaker 2>I had to ask what day it was. I truly

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<v Speaker 2>did not know.

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<v Speaker 4>I literally really miss a friend's birthday because I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>know what day it was.

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<v Speaker 2>But not my birthday, because it's not my birthday. My

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<v Speaker 2>birthday is well, listeners, when you're hearing this on Thursday,

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday will be tomorrow, July fourteenth, bestial day. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>a great day to a wish arose a happy birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>to make your little homage posts to her, glorifying her

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<v Speaker 2>in every way.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I've glorified you a little bit already.

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<v Speaker 4>You have.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was surprised with a pool party pinata yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I really loved the chance to hit something violently with

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<v Speaker 2>no repercussions, with no repercussions, and the pinata was full

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<v Speaker 2>of candy, cigarettes, lube, and then the things that didn't

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<v Speaker 2>for them Panada were tuna salad from the Pines Pantry,

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<v Speaker 2>which is my favorite, my favorite tuna salad in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>And then also our friend friend of the podcast Peyton

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<v Speaker 2>who is here, brought me my birthday present, which was

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<v Speaker 2>a Alice from Twilight doll that is now my most

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<v Speaker 2>prized possession.

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<v Speaker 4>And an official Barbie Alice doll. Like I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 4>the barbie. I mean, Barbie will franchise anything, but yes, Alice.

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<v Speaker 2>So I can't wait to set her up at home

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<v Speaker 2>in a place of pride. I don't know if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to take her out of the box or not.

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to play with her, but it's the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of collector barbie that I think might need to

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<v Speaker 2>stay boxed up. Of the two Barbies that I have,

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<v Speaker 2>and I am thinking about a third, I am trying

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<v Speaker 2>to figure out, Yeah, which ones do I take out

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<v Speaker 2>of the box?

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<v Speaker 4>Which ones do I keep in the box. I wish

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<v Speaker 4>it was easier to like.

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<v Speaker 2>Do both, like if it was like easily removable and

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<v Speaker 2>I could like take her out and play and then

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<v Speaker 2>put her back in the box for display purposes. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's not, so I will figure it out. So so

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<v Speaker 2>far on this trip. You know, we've been hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>by the pool, going to the beach.

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<v Speaker 4>You've read two books.

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<v Speaker 2>I've read two books and I'm like a third of

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<v Speaker 2>the way through my third.

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<v Speaker 4>Are any of them going to make it into Roses

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<v Speaker 4>Book Corner? Are they trash? No? I like good trash. No.

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<v Speaker 2>I maybe not like a dedicated Roses Book Corner episode.

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<v Speaker 2>But maybe, like I'll do because I've been reading so

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<v Speaker 2>much this summer, maybe I'll do like a Hags summer

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<v Speaker 2>reading like summer book ketchup packis.

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<v Speaker 4>Pacus.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the books that I've read so far are

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<v Speaker 2>The Guest by Emma Klein, which I really liked, be

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<v Speaker 2>hated the ending, and then We Could Be So Good

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<v Speaker 2>by kat Sebastian, which is a historical gay romance, not

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily a Codpiece Ripper because it takes place in the

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen fifties, but you know, cod Piece Ripper adjacent, and

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<v Speaker 2>I do have some cod Piece Rippers downloaded on my

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<v Speaker 2>Kindle for when I finish the book I'm currently reading,

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<v Speaker 2>which is Vladimir by Julia.

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<v Speaker 4>May Jonas, which I'm really enjoying. And Fran only brought

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<v Speaker 4>nonfiction with her, Well, yeah, I brought Polysecure. Me reading

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<v Speaker 4>Polly Secure by the pool is a meme of myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the reason that you only bring nonfiction is

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<v Speaker 2>that so the books being boring is your excuse for

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<v Speaker 2>not reading.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of Well, here's the thing is, I actually primarily

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<v Speaker 4>read nonfiction. I don't really know why. It is kind

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<v Speaker 4>of a sick I want to get into reading fiction

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<v Speaker 4>more because I don't know. But I think it's honestly

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<v Speaker 4>an attentions man thing for me for them that you

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<v Speaker 4>do famously have a very shortest. But I did bring

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<v Speaker 4>a kind of I did bring a kind of almost

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<v Speaker 4>fiction book. It's like maybe auto fiction y, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>technically a memoir question Mark but one Hundred Boyfriends by Brontes.

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<v Speaker 2>Pernell, which I own but still have never read, And

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<v Speaker 2>I know that people really love it, So I do

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<v Speaker 2>want to read you.

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<v Speaker 4>I do think you would like it. I love it entertaining,

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<v Speaker 4>great beat read. I got it like a year or

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<v Speaker 4>so ago when it came out, and someone borrowed my

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<v Speaker 4>copy and never give it back. So this is why

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<v Speaker 4>I don't lend books. Yeah, like I do, I always do, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I the last book I lent was when my friend

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan and I went on vacation two weeks ago. I

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<v Speaker 2>had brought Vladimir with me because I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>read it, but then he didn't have a book, so

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<v Speaker 2>I let him read it, And as we were sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there reading, he just ordered me a new copy on

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon and put it sent to my house.

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<v Speaker 4>So it all it worked out perfectly.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how it's done, because I just hate lending out

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<v Speaker 2>books and then not getting them back immediately, and then

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<v Speaker 2>having to chase down the book that you lent is

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking annoyed.

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<v Speaker 4>See, I'll never remember which book I lent out because

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<v Speaker 4>I just like always give my belongings.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I want my books back, I want I actually

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<v Speaker 2>hate lending people things, and I know that you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that that's like miserly, and I think it

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<v Speaker 2>honestly stems from something I've I've been noticing about my

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<v Speaker 2>off recently, is that I'm very concerned about things being

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<v Speaker 2>put away in their proper place. Like if I'm having

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<v Speaker 2>a snack at home, the second I'm done eating it,

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<v Speaker 2>it has to go back in the cupboard or refrigerator

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever, like the open container can't sit out.

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<v Speaker 4>And you so this on this trip you've been you know,

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<v Speaker 4>uh relaxing. Yeah, I have been. I've been really trying to. No,

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<v Speaker 4>no miserly energy. Scrooge McDuck. Is there like a lady

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<v Speaker 4>Scooge Scrooge, a lady Scrooge McDuck feminist icon? Anyways, I

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<v Speaker 4>was gonna. I don't know where I was taking that rose.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there any is there any culture to catch up on?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean we did watch on just like that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I watched the most recent episode. Yes we watched it

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<v Speaker 4>last night, but but you know, we all haven't watched

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<v Speaker 4>drag Race. Don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not watching Dark gras well. We did, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing like current pop culture. But the first night we

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<v Speaker 2>were here, we watched Aws because there have been a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of shark attacks and fire Island recently. We thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was appropriate. And I hadn't seen Jaws in decades,

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<v Speaker 2>and you had never seen it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, girl, let's let's be clear. You saw Jaws. The

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<v Speaker 4>other night, I quote unquote saw Jaws, but fell asleeping.

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<v Speaker 2>I was with the most group viewing experiences on vacation

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<v Speaker 2>or even at home fran Fall fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 4>But I watched all of Evil Dead Rise, which was

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<v Speaker 4>which we bullied Peyton into watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Last night we watched People Dead Rise, which I did

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<v Speaker 2>talk about when I originally saw it in theaters, But

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you you had fun, right, I had.

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<v Speaker 4>So much fun. I also love so like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>for the versions that don't know or didn't listen to

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<v Speaker 4>our Fire Island episode last year, we rent a week

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<v Speaker 4>share with four bedrooms by like plus an extra, and

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<v Speaker 4>we just shift people in and out based on how

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<v Speaker 4>long they want to stay, and people crash for the

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<v Speaker 4>day or all this different stuff. And we last night

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<v Speaker 4>got to the portion of the Fire Islands day which

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<v Speaker 4>is girls only. And I think it made a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of sense to watch Evil Dead Rise because it is

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<v Speaker 4>first and foremost a feminist film. Yeah, it's about motherhood. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>it's about aout. It's about mother ring, mother ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you know Alyssa Sutherland who plays the mom maggot, Mommy,

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<v Speaker 2>she was mothering. She honestly carried the mother load out

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<v Speaker 2>of the mother Lake.

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<v Speaker 4>And this was your rewatch. You talked about this on

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<v Speaker 4>the podcast before, but this was my first watch and

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<v Speaker 4>I actually was not ready for you said it was campy.

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<v Speaker 4>It was really really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well that's the original Evil Dead movies from the

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<v Speaker 2>seventies or eighties. That's their whole thing is that they're

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<v Speaker 2>extremely campy. And then the remake from twenty thirteen, which

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen but I've heard a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>talk about, is not that at all, and it's much

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<v Speaker 2>more gory and violent and like depressing. So I think

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<v Speaker 2>people were very excited that this one was a return

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<v Speaker 2>to the campiness. Also, one of the things that sold everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm watching it last night is that it's under an

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<v Speaker 4>hour and a half. Yes, amazing, perfect length for a

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<v Speaker 4>movie and for the virgins. Peyton didn't really want to

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<v Speaker 4>watch it because she's not much of a scary She's

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<v Speaker 4>not as much of a scary movie girl. But she

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<v Speaker 4>loved the film. Yes, she loved She had fun.

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<v Speaker 2>But back to Jaws, you didn't see I like really

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<v Speaker 2>didn't remember much about it. And one thing that I

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<v Speaker 2>really discovered on this viewing is Jaws is an extremely

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<v Speaker 2>gay movie because it's about these three guys who wind

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<v Speaker 2>up alone on a boat together. Two of them are

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<v Speaker 2>like taking their clothes off to show each other all

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<v Speaker 2>their scars from being attacked by sharks, and there is

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<v Speaker 2>insane sexual tension between Richard Dreyfus, who plays the like

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<v Speaker 2>science guy who comes from the institute to like investigate

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<v Speaker 2>the shark, and then the grizzled old sea captain who

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<v Speaker 2>is like sort of like Moby Dick vibes and they

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<v Speaker 2>like there's so many parts in the movie where they

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<v Speaker 2>look like they're about to kiss. And I actually, now

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm thinking about it, do need to see if

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<v Speaker 2>there's Jaws fan fiction.

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<v Speaker 4>There definitely is, And I also say I will also say,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, most maritime stories are homosocial, Like Moby Dick

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<v Speaker 4>is like literally like it's hunting on a sperm whale. Yeah, literally,

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<v Speaker 4>but also like literally like forty pages of this book

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<v Speaker 4>are all about come like it's Herman Melville really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>went in on that. Yeah, well, the sea is incredibly gay.

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<v Speaker 4>It is. It's gay because it's deep, it's gay because

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<v Speaker 4>it's serious. Well, gays aren't mysterious. Some of the ones

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<v Speaker 4>who do it right. Are the ones that do it

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<v Speaker 4>right are Yeah, but I feel like gays actually should

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<v Speaker 4>have more mystery.

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<v Speaker 2>And well on here the kind of gaze that flock

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<v Speaker 2>to fire eye. Yeah, there's absolutely no mystery. This morning

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<v Speaker 2>we went to the Pines Pantry and institution to re

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<v Speaker 2>up on groceries. And one of the things that I

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<v Speaker 2>love about Fire Island is like the sense of community

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like a small town. And I love to

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<v Speaker 2>say hi to people in the morning as we're walking

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<v Speaker 2>on the boardwalk, like it's just like we're all gay

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<v Speaker 2>out here, like let's be nice to each other and

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<v Speaker 2>say hi.

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<v Speaker 4>And this morning, no one was saying hi back. It

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<v Speaker 4>was crazy, and the more and like it was crazy,

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<v Speaker 4>but it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>And let's be real, like there were four like femme

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<v Speaker 2>people walking around in a very male dominated space. And

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<v Speaker 2>I like, the more I was swerved by these men

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<v Speaker 2>who wouldn't say hi to me, the nicer and like

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<v Speaker 2>more emphatic I became. And so the dissonance got even

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<v Speaker 2>greater every time I was like Hi, good morning, good morning,

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<v Speaker 2>and then would get no, I was trying missing very

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<v Speaker 2>nice and then and I was getting dust in return.

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<v Speaker 4>Dust. But it just proves the point, proves the point honestly,

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<v Speaker 4>well honest, okay for the virgins. If you don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>I know we talk about Fire Island occasionally, but there

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<v Speaker 4>are a lot of people that don't live in New

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<v Speaker 4>York don't know what it is or maybe haven't seen

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<v Speaker 4>the movie or whatever. Yeah, it's just the way you

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<v Speaker 4>and I do Fire Island now, and this is becoming

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<v Speaker 4>an annual tradition. Is like we don't go to the parties,

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<v Speaker 4>we don't go to tea, we don't need to go

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<v Speaker 4>to like the faggot mixers or like anything like that.

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<v Speaker 4>The only time we integrate is if we see people

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<v Speaker 4>on the beach, or if we see people on the

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<v Speaker 4>boardwalk when we're going to the pantry. And that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>And I love our bubble Rose I do too.

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<v Speaker 2>It just does make me sad that like the moments

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<v Speaker 2>when I do try to like be part of what's

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<v Speaker 2>happening here, it's just like then reinforced how unwelcome or

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<v Speaker 2>like different or whatever our presence here is. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm so grateful that we're at the point in

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<v Speaker 2>our lives and have the kind of like access and

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<v Speaker 2>like resources and whatever that we can come here and

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<v Speaker 2>like have this house and inviight all our friends and

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<v Speaker 2>like be a house full of like queer and trans people,

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<v Speaker 2>like in a sea of like white gays, but that

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<v Speaker 2>we still feel like very invisible and other and like whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It just sucks.

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<v Speaker 4>I love feeling secure enough though at this stage in

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<v Speaker 4>my life, we're in like at pre previous trips on

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<v Speaker 4>Fire Island. If I'm like stuck in the house, then

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting like faggot fomo and I want to go

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<v Speaker 4>to like a little faget party and be perceived and

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<v Speaker 4>like make out with somebody. And you were just saying

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<v Speaker 4>this morning that you want to go to Tea, well,

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<v Speaker 4>I was trying to convince Hilton to go to tea

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<v Speaker 4>if I'm being honest. But I love that. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>feel FuMO, have not felt FuMO this whole weekend. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't care about going out. I never feel fum. I

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<v Speaker 4>only feel Jomo, Jomo right messing out. Happy birthday to me,

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<v Speaker 4>Happy birthday actually though, Happy birthday to Rose. Everybody wish

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<v Speaker 4>Rose a happy birthday right the fuck now, and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can send well wishes and nudes to my DM or amma.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have an Amazon? Wishless?

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<v Speaker 2>I do not have an Amazon, and I would not

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<v Speaker 2>ask our listeners to buy me stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>But they would.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, if you really want to, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get in touch and you know we'll figure out with it.

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<v Speaker 4>So this week we're going to be talking all about

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<v Speaker 4>chain restaurants as promised. We honestly had so much material

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<v Speaker 4>to work with we could have talked for another hour.

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<v Speaker 4>We maybe need to do a chain restaurants Part two episode,

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<v Speaker 4>or we need.

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<v Speaker 2>To go to an olive garden and record live as

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<v Speaker 2>we eat salad Bay brings Sophoebe. Figure figure out how

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<v Speaker 2>we can make that happen. M Chain restaurants the drag

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<v Speaker 2>shows of food in a way I suppose.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it is it's like a kind of mockery of

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<v Speaker 4>real food.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a performance.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a performance, and it's and it's like cheapen. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like it's the knockoff of real food.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it's it's real food to its nth degree.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, oh oh, an exaggeration of real food. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 4>is kind of that, because yeah, I feel like there is.

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<v Speaker 2>Chain restaurants are trance. That is the thesis of this episode.

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<v Speaker 4>We're starting there. Do you have a chain restaurant that

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<v Speaker 4>made you try?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh, absolutely, okay, and it was McDonald's because I

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<v Speaker 2>always toys. I was one of the girl's.

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<v Speaker 4>Toy Wait, this is a core childhood trauma that I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like all the girls have.

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<v Speaker 2>And It's something that I'm currently healing, as we have

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<v Speaker 2>talked about, and I think we've talked about on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm healing my childhood trauma, specifically around dolls and toys

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<v Speaker 2>and collectibles and all collector I've been buying, Like the

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<v Speaker 2>Little Mermaid was big for me. I so over a

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<v Speaker 2>three week period, I had, I purchased a number of

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<v Speaker 2>Happy Meals. I don't want to admit to Okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>keep the secret, but I will say that I have

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<v Speaker 2>three different Flounder toys at home, two Max's and various

0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.000
<v Speaker 2>other ones. I have almost a full collection. But I

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<v Speaker 2>did have to purchase the Ariel and Ursula Happy Meal

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<v Speaker 2>toys on.

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<v Speaker 4>eBay to get the oh my god, because they weren't

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<v Speaker 4>giving you the ones. Yeah, okay, it wasn't giving Well

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<v Speaker 4>that's the thing about McDonald's Happy Meal toys.

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot request which toy you want. No, try it,

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<v Speaker 2>Try it. I could when I was a kid, request

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<v Speaker 2>the girl toy.

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<v Speaker 4>Did your parents give you the girl toy?

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<v Speaker 2>They did to a certain point. I mean generally with dolls,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like okay until a certain point, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't really okay anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Do they so now the tall the dolls are genderless,

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<v Speaker 4>right like they're they like, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't do boy girl toys. It's it's one themed

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<v Speaker 2>thing for everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly shook with how woke McDonald's is. Now, I bet

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<v Speaker 4>you woke.

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<v Speaker 2>Moment, woke moment.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet I bet people hate on it. Okay, Actually,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I'm gonna say, bring the gender toys back. Okay,

0:18:42.720 --> 0:18:45.399
<v Speaker 4>we need to be enforcing gender but that way, but

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<v Speaker 4>then are we going to have a third category for

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<v Speaker 4>non binary toys?

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<v Speaker 2>So we're just gonna be blob.

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<v Speaker 4>Silly puddy. Wait, which is the non binary toy of

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<v Speaker 4>the Little Mermaid Happy Meal Toys? Sweet?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it? I would say it's probably aquaf Probably it's Scuttle.

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<v Speaker 2>Scuttle is non binary?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, actually though because Scuttle because, as we discussed in

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<v Speaker 4>our Patreon episode briefly, Scuttle, I think in the in

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<v Speaker 4>the in the live action is she heard?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Which whoa all girl reboot of Scuttle? Hello feminism? Y?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly? Okay, So McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>Made McDonald's made me trans? So did TGI Fridays kind of?

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<v Speaker 2>I had an early birthday party at TGI Fridays, and

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember I think receiving a Hansen CD at

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<v Speaker 2>it and that definitely helped me become Trands Hansen.

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<v Speaker 4>That is a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Chain restaurants are very much tied to birthdays for me

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<v Speaker 2>because because early birthdays, it was like, I want the McDonald's,

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<v Speaker 2>I want the TGI Fridays, I want like the the

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<v Speaker 2>thing that like you don't get to have all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>And then as I got older and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be a little boogie on the birthdays, it was the

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<v Speaker 2>Melting Pot, which is a chain fund restaurant where I

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<v Speaker 2>once almost choked to death on a potato. Have I

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<v Speaker 2>told this story before? So we were at the Melting

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<v Speaker 2>We were at the Melting Pot for my birthday, which

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<v Speaker 2>we did every year. And at the Melting Pot, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if you know this, but it's a restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>where you make fun do at the table. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>cheese portion of the evening and then there's like the

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<v Speaker 2>meat and potatoes and like veggies, and you do cook

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<v Speaker 2>a vent and they have those little round new potatoes,

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<v Speaker 2>the red ones, and I put one in to cook

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<v Speaker 2>and then I when I went to eat it instead

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<v Speaker 2>of biting into it, I swallowed a hole and it

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<v Speaker 2>was so boiling hot and it got stuck in my

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<v Speaker 2>throat and I thought I was going to die on

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday and choke to death on this boiling hot potato.

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<v Speaker 4>But I got it down cook a all We're like, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, more like more like cock, more like cock in vain. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>then it's traumatic. And then also birthday chains. When I

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<v Speaker 2>was at Sleepway Camp, which we talked about recently in

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<v Speaker 2>our Summer Camp episode. I had a summer birthday, and

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<v Speaker 2>if your parents sent the camp some money, you and

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<v Speaker 2>your bunk would get to go out for your birthday, your.

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<v Speaker 4>Your bunk, like the whole cabin or like just you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Your your your Yeah, your whole cabin. Yeah. You didn't

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<v Speaker 2>get to pick and choose friends because that wouldn't be fair,

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<v Speaker 2>and you got to go to friendlies. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>been to a friendly's.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never even heard of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Friendlies is sort of like TGI Friday's adjacent. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>burgers and shakes. And that was, you know, that was

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<v Speaker 2>a nice thing I got to do as a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, although I didn't get to have the childhood

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<v Speaker 2>birthday experience of your parents bringing cupcakes to school, and

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<v Speaker 2>that was very traumatic for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I think my parents did do that maybe once, but

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<v Speaker 4>not every year. It was like my parents were like,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, the rich kids can do that. We weren't

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<v Speaker 4>like poor, but my parents were like very They were

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<v Speaker 4>just like brugal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which which chain restaurant

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<v Speaker 4>made you trans So I was gonna say, yeah, chain

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<v Speaker 4>restaurant's also very attached to birthdays for me. I was

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<v Speaker 4>not allowed to go to chain restaurants. My mother did

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<v Speaker 4>not take us to McDonald's and all these places. She

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't like a health food mom, but she was.

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<v Speaker 2>She was almond mom.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she was not an almond mom actually, but she

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<v Speaker 4>was like, I'm gonna cook for y'all and this is

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be quote unquote healthier. But then she'd be making

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<v Speaker 4>us like you know, cheese and peas, like masta chicken,

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<v Speaker 4>masta choli stuff like nothing that was actually healthy. Anyways.

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<v Speaker 2>I would request is chicken masta choli.

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<v Speaker 4>Masta chi, masta choli. Baby, it's like a delicious kind

0:22:50.760 --> 0:22:54.280
<v Speaker 4>of like pasta, and it's always served with like cheese,

0:22:54.480 --> 0:23:01.240
<v Speaker 4>fatty chicken stuff Like it's really delish. Uh So I

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<v Speaker 4>would request every year and did throughout my childhood every

0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:08.040
<v Speaker 4>year go to Old Country Buffet for my birthday. Have

0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:09.760
<v Speaker 4>you ever heard of or been to an Old Country Bath.

0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:11.440
<v Speaker 2>I've heard of it, but I've never been to one.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like Golden Corral adjacent?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's not. It's because Golden Crawl is specifically Chinese food. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not. No Golden Crowd been crowd Southern. Oh, cracker

0:23:22.800 --> 0:23:26.240
<v Speaker 4>barrels yes, okay, well cracker bell was not a bufet.

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<v Speaker 4>Golden Crawl was right, So yeah, it was exactly the

0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:33.280
<v Speaker 4>Golden Crawl maybe of the Midwest, with there was maybe

0:23:33.280 --> 0:23:36.160
<v Speaker 4>Golden Crawls in our area, but not in my neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 4>like anywhere. But we would drive to Old Country Bathet

0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:45.840
<v Speaker 4>and I would experience this this euphour, this ecstasy, this

0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:50.280
<v Speaker 4>euphoric like, oh my god, I'm going to eat until

0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:54.040
<v Speaker 4>I feel sick kind of moment and loved it, like

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:57.480
<v Speaker 4>would go back for seconds and thirds every time. And

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<v Speaker 4>because it only happened once a year, it was so

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<v Speaker 4>and I do kind of have that Oh no, I

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<v Speaker 4>was gonna say I have the relationship to fast food now,

0:24:05.640 --> 0:24:07.440
<v Speaker 4>but I actually do be getting a lot of fast food.

0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:10.040
<v Speaker 4>You do be eating a lot of fast I love Popeye's.

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<v Speaker 4>It's my number one right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I ate so much more fast food living in Los Angeles. Ye,

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:16.840
<v Speaker 2>because I had a car and going to drive throughs

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<v Speaker 2>was like amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I yes, same, I love going to drive through.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't hit the same when you order fast food

0:24:25.000 --> 0:24:26.960
<v Speaker 2>via door dash because it's so cold by the time

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<v Speaker 2>you get there. That does not stop me from getting

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:30.680
<v Speaker 2>McDonald's roughly once a week.

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<v Speaker 4>Well in a Los Angeles no here, you do it here?

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<v Speaker 4>Well do you breakfast? Well? You know, for a while

0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:39.720
<v Speaker 4>I had to get those little mermaid happy belts. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>look you're on it.

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<v Speaker 2>But also like I be craving McDonald's. I and I

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<v Speaker 2>have a very specific McDonald's order, but it has changed

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<v Speaker 2>recently because I'm not eating red meat but I love McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what was your specific McDonald's order? Pre red meat?

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<v Speaker 2>So I would get the two cheeseburger meal. I get

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<v Speaker 2>no pickles and onions on the cheeseburger, even though I

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<v Speaker 2>love pickles. For some reason, I don't like McDonald's pickles.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I get a six piece chicken nugget and

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<v Speaker 2>two apple pies.

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<v Speaker 4>And would you say, would you say, currently McDonald's is

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<v Speaker 4>your fave, like your number one my favorite fashioned food

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<v Speaker 4>chain restaurant?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, period, okay, and a favorite of all time always

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<v Speaker 2>will never be contested.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, mine is probably Popeyes. My order is two so

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<v Speaker 4>one chicken sandwich meal spicy, I get mashed potatoes, and

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<v Speaker 4>then I get an extra mashed potatoes because they're so small,

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<v Speaker 4>and then and then I also get a mac. I

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<v Speaker 4>will maybe ask for a tea lemonade combined combo, so

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<v Speaker 4>an Arnold Palmer, and well, yes, yes, an Arnold Palmer.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I will order an additional chicken sandwich normal,

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<v Speaker 4>not spicy, and get that in so that it's like

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<v Speaker 4>I have two chicken sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you can't. You personally can't eat just one chicken sandwich,

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<v Speaker 2>or like any if we're getting sandwiches or meals in general,

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<v Speaker 2>you're usually getting two of something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I am getting two of something. And you also

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<v Speaker 4>know that, like it doesn't matter where we are, what

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<v Speaker 4>restaurant we are, like what the circumstances or resources at

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<v Speaker 4>our disposals are. I'm getting a chicken ordering the thing

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<v Speaker 4>that is the closest to the closest approximation to a

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<v Speaker 4>chicken sandwich. Yes, yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think is the best fast food chicken sandwich.

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<v Speaker 4>Aside from Popeyes?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think Popeye's is the best? One hundred percent?

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred percent like it's It's absolutely unbeatable. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know Chick fil a is better. I don't think Chick

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<v Speaker 4>fil is better. I don't think Shakeshack is better.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think, Phoebe?

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<v Speaker 4>I think, yeah, well, I mean, well, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>The raisin Canes Chicken is better raising canes. Oh you

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<v Speaker 4>know that one just opened to New York in Times Square.

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<v Speaker 4>Though I'll never go raisin Canes.

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<v Speaker 2>I moved to LA. I had never had it before,

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<v Speaker 2>and at that point they hadn't opened the one in

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<v Speaker 2>Burbank yet. And the first weekend that I was in LA,

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<v Speaker 2>when I was staying at Cheno's, I drove like forty

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes to that raisin Canes, sat in the drive

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<v Speaker 2>through for an hour, drove back and ate my raisin canes.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's so fucking good. The sauce, the Texas toast,

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:27.439
<v Speaker 2>the coast lap, the zig zag fries.

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<v Speaker 4>You honestly, it was you gave me the gift of

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<v Speaker 4>raisin canes. I had never heard of this restaurant before,

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:34.480
<v Speaker 4>you go so delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>We went there like right before I moved, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Oh it was so and I

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<v Speaker 4>went back Diva like absolutely, and it is the best chicken,

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:43.760
<v Speaker 4>but it's not the best chicken sandwich.

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:47.720
<v Speaker 2>They're the best tenders, you know. What's recently also opened.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was only an LA thing. But Dave's

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<v Speaker 2>Hot Chicken in New York too, That's very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm into Dave's. I hate Blue Ribbon, Blue Ribbon

0:27:57.160 --> 0:28:00.919
<v Speaker 4>chicken sandwiches suck and their whole thing is chicken, Like what,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 2>What about chain pizza?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what's your favorite fast food pizza? I used to

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<v Speaker 4>really really shit on Dominoes, but it's Dominoes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you used to shit on Dominoes and now dominoeshed.

0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:22.800
<v Speaker 2>I now I'm shitting out Dominoes. I was craving Dominoes

0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:26.119
<v Speaker 2>recently so badly, and I ordered it. And I also

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:29.280
<v Speaker 2>have a very specific Dominoes order. I get the thin

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 2>crust pizza with pepperoni and black olives and pineapple, and

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:37.680
<v Speaker 2>it's so so fucking good and when I got it,

0:28:37.680 --> 0:28:43.040
<v Speaker 2>it hit so hard, but then I felt so horrible

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 2>afterwards and passed out.

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<v Speaker 4>I will I actually, I'm gonna amend my answer. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think Dominoes is my favorite. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 4>have a favorite pizza chain restaurant because.

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Pizza Hut will really hit it will.

0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:59.560
<v Speaker 4>And let me tell you, Papa John's will really hit.

0:28:59.720 --> 0:29:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't like Papa John's because Papa John's was the

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<v Speaker 2>pizza that they sold at school when I was in

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:07.160
<v Speaker 2>high school, and I always hated it. I did like

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Pizza Hut because of the stuffed crust and also because.

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<v Speaker 4>Of book It. Oh what's book it?

0:29:12.280 --> 0:29:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Book It was a program that they introduced when I

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<v Speaker 2>was in elementary school, and I guess extended to Phoebe two,

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<v Speaker 2>where if you read a certain amount of books, you

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 2>got like book it, like stickers or something that you

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:30.880
<v Speaker 2>were able to trade in a Pizza Hut for pizza,

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 2>which is like really like it's really sort of like

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<v Speaker 2>an insidious program to like weaponize fat kids who liked

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<v Speaker 2>to read.

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<v Speaker 4>I was drinking my drink.

0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:50.360
<v Speaker 2>You got three a week, so did I? So did? I?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, that's so okay.

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 2>It really like.

0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 4>Did probably contribute to THEBC problem in America, as did

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<v Speaker 4>many things.

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Weaponized like fat kids who like to read totally did so.

0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 6>It was like Bob, I just finished a book, let's

0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:27.240
<v Speaker 6>go to pizza.

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<v Speaker 4>Where do you stand on McDonald's versus Burger Well, Burger

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 4>King is shit, Like there's nothing. Burger King literally has

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 4>nothing to its name.

0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 2>No whoppers are good, and like what I think. I

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 2>think it's objectively a better burger than McDonald's. Burger's because

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:50.680
<v Speaker 2>of the frame that because of the flame broiling, like

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 2>you get that charred taste. But their fries suck. I

0:30:55.040 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 2>like that they have onion rings and they have mozzarella sticks.

0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:01.760
<v Speaker 4>Does McDonald's have McDonald's the best fries? McDonald's has the

0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 4>best fries ever in the entire world, and that's partially

0:31:05.120 --> 0:31:07.040
<v Speaker 4>because they are cooked in beef fat. And I do

0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 4>still eat them even though I don't even rend me.

0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:12.120
<v Speaker 4>Oh well, that's fine, cheat day.

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:16.600
<v Speaker 2>What about breakfast chains? Dunkin Donuts? Are you a dunkin

0:31:16.640 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 2>Donuts girl? Because it's like such a specific thing. People

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:26.280
<v Speaker 2>who ride for dunkin Donuts like bentha, they ride so hard.

0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 4>I think the food, I think the menu is good.

0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 4>I think the donuts are good. I think that the

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 4>breakfast sandwich is like fine. I think their coffee is ass,

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 4>especially there. I think they're so the thing is okay.

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 4>You know, we're in the Golden Girls episode we were

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<v Speaker 4>like when people say it's actually good like Dunkin Donuts,

0:31:44.080 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 4>Like when I get it, I'm like, this is actually good.

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:48.240
<v Speaker 4>Is kind of the vibe for me. So I'm only

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 4>getting Duncan if I'm in a pinch, because.

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 2>It's circumstantial for sure. It's it's like situational. If I'm

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 2>like driving somewhere and Duncan is the only thing on

0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:06.160
<v Speaker 2>the road, I'm getting Duncan. Well, I'm never searching it out.

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:08.880
<v Speaker 4>The realty is and this is getting us into breakfast

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 4>chain restaurant territory. I am miss Starbucks rewards member baby

0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 4>as am I and I no longer I'm not really

0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 4>getting Starbucks here in New York, but in LA, Starbucks

0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:23.600
<v Speaker 4>multiple times a week and getting.

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Multiple times a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:32:25.160 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes the thing I missed on the most about LA

0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 2>is going to the Starbucks drive through every day every

0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:35.480
<v Speaker 2>single day.

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:39.880
<v Speaker 4>I miss having Netflix money, Yeah, I but Starbucks really

0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:43.240
<v Speaker 4>like they get it with the pastries, the accouchments, the

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 4>breakfast sandwich is. Like actual chain restaurants don't have food

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 4>that's as good as Starbucks.

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I really do miss going to the Starbucks

0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 2>drive through before we recorded in the studio in La

0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:57.320
<v Speaker 2>picking up breakfast sandwiches. Two for you.

0:32:58.160 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 4>Angelina's will know that the Starbucks in Los Phelis at

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<v Speaker 4>the corner of Hillhurst.

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<v Speaker 2>The reserve. Yes, the start.

0:33:05.600 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 4>Well, here's the thing, the Starbucks. The Starbucks that Starbucks

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:12.959
<v Speaker 4>on Hillhurst and Los Felis used to be a reserve

0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 4>and yeah more it's like I.

0:33:14.520 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Got it's Michelin starts taking away and.

0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:20.360
<v Speaker 4>I remember so it was. It was a reserve when

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:22.120
<v Speaker 4>I moved there, and like one day I went and

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:24.560
<v Speaker 4>I was like I had, unfortunately had made friends with

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:26.720
<v Speaker 4>the Burisos at this point, so they were like, hey, Fran,

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 4>like one, I got you one Grande cold brew and

0:33:30.680 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 4>a Venti cup with two pumps of simple syrup and

0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 4>oat comeing right up. And I was like making conversation

0:33:38.360 --> 0:33:41.160
<v Speaker 4>and I heard someone behind him say like, oh, yeah,

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 4>we aren't a reserve anymore actually, and it was sounded

0:33:44.520 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 4>so sad, and I was like, oh my god. They

0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:46.560
<v Speaker 4>got demo.

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I bet someone killed themself. That's not happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we have talked about this before, but we can't

0:33:55.640 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 2>talk about chain restaurants not talking about Olive Garden.

0:33:57.800 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, what is it? Oh?

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:04.400
<v Speaker 2>No, cheesecave arctory too. We've actually talked about both these

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 2>things both on par we have. We talked about Olive Garden.

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I believe in our episode with Hunter Harris on the

0:34:09.719 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 2>House of Gucci, because Hunter, much like me, is an

0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Olive Garden officernado.

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:17.920
<v Speaker 4>And what what is the order at Olive Garden? It's

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:18.799
<v Speaker 4>chicken parm isn't it.

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 2>It's I'm actually not like tied to an entred at

0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Olive Garden because the most important thing at Olive Garden

0:34:27.080 --> 0:34:30.399
<v Speaker 2>is the salad and bread sticks. And honestly, like when

0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 2>I go to Florida, I will usually go to Olive

0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Garden alone during the day and just get the soup,

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:39.920
<v Speaker 2>salad and breadsticks lunch, and it hits every time. Actually,

0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:42.839
<v Speaker 2>one time, when I was a teenager, the only time

0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 2>in my life I've ever dined and dashed was when

0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I went to an Olive Garden by myself and realized

0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:52.799
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have my wallet with me and ran out

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 2>on that check brand. How I like, I went back

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.680
<v Speaker 2>with like the Rocho mark, Like they couldn't tell who

0:35:02.719 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I was.

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 4>I've never dined and dashed, but I would go with

0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 4>my fellow theater kids in high school to CEC's Pizza,

0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 4>which is a buffet, and we would bring gallon sized

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 4>ziploc bags to.

0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Put the pizza.

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 4>You're sick, We would bring gallon SiZ ziploc bags and

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:23.400
<v Speaker 4>we would we would be like stuffing like pizza slices

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:25.279
<v Speaker 4>in it and putting it at our backpacks to eat

0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:26.359
<v Speaker 4>for lunch for the next week.

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Was that the post show restaurant for you with CC's

0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:34.400
<v Speaker 2>no ours was Steak and Shake? Oh or Denny's.

0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:38.359
<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, we we did kind of Steak and Shake.

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:40.840
<v Speaker 4>I fucking forgot about Steak and Shack and those combo

0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:46.839
<v Speaker 4>milkshakes work. And when those when those waiters see a

0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 4>parking lot full of theater kids roll up at ten

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 4>thirty PM, I know they fear for their lives.

0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:56.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I know. The homophobia that's sitting in their

0:35:56.400 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 2>gut rises up out of them and fill their whole body.

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 2>And all they want to do is hate crime. All

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:04.680
<v Speaker 2>of them.

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:07.839
<v Speaker 4>Speaking of homophobic entities, we have to say, going back

0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:10.759
<v Speaker 4>to Chick fil A, Uh, it's so good, It's really good,

0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:13.600
<v Speaker 4>and everyone, all you gays can grow up.

0:36:14.040 --> 0:36:16.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't grow up. Stop being gay.

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:23.040
<v Speaker 4>Every entity is homophobic. Literally, every corporation has transphobic homophog

0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:27.120
<v Speaker 4>people at the top at least penning their money, yes, exactly.

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:29.399
<v Speaker 2>And their chicken sandwiches are so good and their mac

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:30.279
<v Speaker 2>and cheese is really good.

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:30.800
<v Speaker 4>Period.

0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't love the waffle fries, and usually if I

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:36.880
<v Speaker 2>get Chick fil A, I'll get a Chick fil A

0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:40.879
<v Speaker 2>Chicken sandwich classic, a side of mac and cheese, and

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:44.319
<v Speaker 2>maybe like an order of six nuggets. I don't usually

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 2>get fries there.

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:50.360
<v Speaker 4>The waffle fries I love, I do, I honestly so

0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 4>when Chick fil A, when the homophobic Chick fil A

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:56.319
<v Speaker 4>thing blew up, I was dating this guy in the

0:36:56.360 --> 0:37:02.320
<v Speaker 4>city and there was a public protest kiss in at

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:04.600
<v Speaker 4>Chick fil A. It was like a national day where

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:06.360
<v Speaker 4>it's like we're prosting testing Chick fil A by like

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 4>doing gay kissing at chick Fila, and I went with

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:15.719
<v Speaker 4>my boyfriend. Actually no, we didn't go purposefully. We were

0:37:15.760 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 4>walking through the city and saw it, and there was

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 4>a camera crew outside and like taking photos and like

0:37:21.200 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 4>getting footage of people kissing, and we and we did it.

0:37:23.680 --> 0:37:26.400
<v Speaker 4>We kissed in front of and you solve and I

0:37:26.400 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 4>soalved homophobia.

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:28.160
<v Speaker 2>That's beautiful.

0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:30.040
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say that. The thing about Chick fil

0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:33.360
<v Speaker 4>A is like it was such a national moment because

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 4>of like glad level like organizing around it, you know

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:42.880
<v Speaker 4>what I mean. I fucking wish that we could create

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 4>or I fucking wish we could replicate the organizing power

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 4>that went into people boycotting Chick fil A the way

0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 4>we could for literally anything else.

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Like it was such wasted energy. No, because it's so

0:37:55.640 --> 0:37:59.000
<v Speaker 2>low stakes. That's the only thing that people would show up.

0:37:58.920 --> 0:37:59.840
<v Speaker 4>For it at this level.

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Sorry to have a thoughtful aside and conversation. Okay, So

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:07.200
<v Speaker 2>I want to ask you. I want to I want

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:10.359
<v Speaker 2>us to do this exercise. If you could build the

0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:16.120
<v Speaker 2>perfect the perfect meal of elements from any chain restaurant possible,

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:22.040
<v Speaker 2>what would that meal be? I I'll please. So it's

0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:29.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna be McDonald's fries, raising canes, chicken tenders, and the

0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:35.239
<v Speaker 2>sauce that goes with them, olive garden breadsticks and salad,

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:44.080
<v Speaker 2>a fountain diet coke from a movie theater, or actually, no,

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:49.400
<v Speaker 2>a fountain coke from a movie theater, actually actually a

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:55.280
<v Speaker 2>mountain dew Baja blast from Taco Bell Babe, and a

0:38:55.480 --> 0:39:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Taco Bell shredded chicken caesadia, which they don't anymore because

0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 2>they got rid of shreaded chicken, and half of a

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:08.120
<v Speaker 2>thin crust Domino's pizza.

0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:13.040
<v Speaker 4>This is such a good prompt. Okay, okay, Oh wait,

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:14.160
<v Speaker 4>I forgot about dessert.

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm gonna say, oh ah a soft serve from

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Chick fil A because their soft serve I think is

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:26.680
<v Speaker 2>the best fast food soft serve.

0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:27.120
<v Speaker 4>Really.

0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wait, have you ever had.

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:29.960
<v Speaker 4>Dairy queen though?

0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, then maybe actually a dairy Queen blizzard with vanilla

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:38.480
<v Speaker 2>ice cream and Reese's.

0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:43.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah wait, blizzard blizzard. I actually think the blizzards aren't

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 4>that good. I think that Dairy Queen like a chunky

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:50.839
<v Speaker 4>ice cream moment. I do like chunky ice cream as well,

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 4>but the blizzards you have to eat with a spoon.

0:39:52.600 --> 0:39:55.920
<v Speaker 4>I kind of wish it was suckable. Well don't we all?

0:39:56.920 --> 0:39:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:02.040
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so I my first thought honestly, is a Culver's

0:40:02.280 --> 0:40:03.400
<v Speaker 4>double butterburger.

0:40:04.040 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Have you never had Culver?

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 4>Culver's is a Midwestern chain restaurant. I would also maybe

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 4>get a Culver shake as my dessert. I'm making two

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 4>things from Culver, Okay, that's fine. I'm gonna go with

0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:22.400
<v Speaker 4>McDonald's fries. I feel like because I am a breakfast diva,

0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:26.640
<v Speaker 4>it's my favorite meal. I'm gonna throw in a McDonald's

0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 4>sausage and cheese.

0:40:27.800 --> 0:40:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna say not a mcgriddle.

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 4>No, well with the midgriddle? Is that the one with

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 4>with a pancake. That's a very me I love sweet

0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:40.120
<v Speaker 4>and savory, But I do think the classic is the

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 4>the sausage and cheese mcgriddle.

0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I mean McMuffin.

0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:46.560
<v Speaker 4>Yes, the sausage, the sausage sausage negg McMuffin, which has

0:40:46.600 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 4>like a visceral like we would only get those when

0:40:49.960 --> 0:40:52.400
<v Speaker 4>my family would go on like vacation and it was

0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:56.799
<v Speaker 4>so nice. I would I would probably. No, I would

0:40:56.840 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 4>definitely throw in the the raising canes Texas toast. I

0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 4>think for chicken, Yeah, it's gonna be raising canes, like

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:09.279
<v Speaker 4>I would pick raising canes over Popeyes, but maybe I

0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:12.279
<v Speaker 4>would just get a Popeyes. No, no, no, I would

0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 4>never get Popeyes separately. I would only ever get the

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:16.680
<v Speaker 4>sandwich and I can't have two sandwiches. No, I can't cheat.

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:21.880
<v Speaker 4>That's crazy, that's crazy. So I'm like, not a soda diva.

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 4>And I also feel like I haven't clicked into what

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:28.840
<v Speaker 4>you've clicked into, specifically Fountain drinks, which can you describe

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:30.920
<v Speaker 4>it has like it doesn't have an aspartain in it?

0:41:31.040 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Or like, no, I think it's about the fizz. Yeah,

0:41:34.520 --> 0:41:37.640
<v Speaker 2>the carbonation is is very different than if you pop

0:41:37.680 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 2>a can or a bottle.

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:40.280
<v Speaker 4>Well, isn't it a little flat?

0:41:41.000 --> 0:41:48.879
<v Speaker 2>No? No, it's it's actually more fizzy then. Well then,

0:41:48.920 --> 0:41:52.320
<v Speaker 2>and also I think it's more the syrup is more concentrated.

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:54.360
<v Speaker 4>Than Actually, maybe I need help. Where am I getting

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:55.080
<v Speaker 4>a diet coke?

0:41:57.080 --> 0:42:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Hmmm from a gas station?

0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:05.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, that's it, I'm getting. I'm getting a seven

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:09.680
<v Speaker 4>eleven diet coke. I already said Culver's ice cream. I

0:42:09.760 --> 0:42:12.160
<v Speaker 4>have to say when you first asked me, I was like,

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 4>I want a frosty, But I literally just got a

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:19.280
<v Speaker 4>Frosty on Sunday. Not that good. Sorry, Wendy's. Frosty's could

0:42:19.280 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 4>be better.

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.279
<v Speaker 2>I've never been a Wendy's diva. I've never eaten one

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:24.799
<v Speaker 2>of their weird square burgers. I think I've only had

0:42:24.840 --> 0:42:26.440
<v Speaker 2>the chili and a Frosty before.

0:42:27.360 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 4>And then I'm definitely gonna pick the Pizza Hut pizza

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:34.320
<v Speaker 4>that has the stuffed crust.

0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:35.360
<v Speaker 2>It's so good.

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:38.759
<v Speaker 4>It's so good. Oh it's disgusting, but it's good.

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Something that I forgot that I do want to throw

0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 2>in is there is a chain in Florida called Miami

0:42:43.080 --> 0:42:48.719
<v Speaker 2>Subs and they have amazing euros and also all of

0:42:48.800 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 2>their restaurants would have a huge mural of the ocean

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:56.879
<v Speaker 2>inside and that I was obsessed with that. Oh my god. Wait.

0:42:57.600 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Something that we didn't talk about is with like the

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 2>McDonald's of it all the play place.

0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:09.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm sure started a actual pandemic amongst kids with

0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:12.760
<v Speaker 4>the amount of germs it exchanged at a play place.

0:43:12.800 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 2>But I loved playing in a play place when I

0:43:14.680 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 2>was a kid.

0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:18.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah I did not, I mean well, I mean I would,

0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 4>I would. So we only went, as I said, we

0:43:21.239 --> 0:43:23.360
<v Speaker 4>only really went to McDonald's for breakfast on vacations. I

0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:26.200
<v Speaker 4>had this polish babysitter named Michelle, who would also take

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:28.560
<v Speaker 4>a very polish name. No, it's not, but she would.

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:36.719
<v Speaker 5>Say, like Michelle, why so much just kind of polish,

0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:38.720
<v Speaker 5>So she would she would.

0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if she was like kind of like

0:43:41.040 --> 0:43:44.600
<v Speaker 4>doing it against my parents wishes knowingly, but she would.

0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:47.000
<v Speaker 4>Me and my sister would get to go to McDonald's

0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:50.719
<v Speaker 4>if Michelle was babysitting, and going to McDonald's is a

0:43:50.880 --> 0:43:55.839
<v Speaker 4>very babysitter, yes, vibe it is baby's it's getting babysitter vibes.

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:59.640
<v Speaker 4>And I do babysitter or like your mom's new boyfriend, yes, yes,

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 4>and Michelle also give a mom's new boyfriend.

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:06.440
<v Speaker 2>By the way, with Michelle a woman, yes she was.

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:09.480
<v Speaker 4>She was a single mom who worked too hard. So

0:44:09.520 --> 0:44:11.000
<v Speaker 4>the only time I would play at the play place was

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:15.320
<v Speaker 4>with Michelle and I just the My only real memories

0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 4>is that the playplace was frequently closed because someone pissed

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:20.440
<v Speaker 4>shit or vomited on it.

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Of course, has anyone ever been murdered in the McDonald's Playplace?

0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 4>I want for sure, I would bet so much money

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:26.239
<v Speaker 4>on it.

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Those feel like a liminal space that like maybe could

0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 2>be a portal to another dimension. Yeah, like Narnia, Like

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:35.279
<v Speaker 2>if you go in the ballpit, like you like go

0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:36.880
<v Speaker 2>through and then all of a sudden, you're like falling

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 2>from the sky.

0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:58.880
<v Speaker 4>You and I we've been talking a lot about chain restaurants.

0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:01.280
<v Speaker 4>I think we honestly are are you passionate about this topic?

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:05.839
<v Speaker 4>And I'm so hungry because of conversation though has been

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:08.560
<v Speaker 4>overwhelmingly positive, And I think we need to talk about

0:45:08.800 --> 0:45:12.440
<v Speaker 4>chain restaurants that are shit. And I think that IHOP

0:45:12.680 --> 0:45:15.000
<v Speaker 4>and Denny's should go to hell.

0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have a soft spot for Denny's because when

0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:20.719
<v Speaker 2>I was in when I was in middle school in

0:45:20.760 --> 0:45:22.520
<v Speaker 2>high school, I went to an art school that was

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:24.239
<v Speaker 2>like far away from where I lived and I had

0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:27.600
<v Speaker 2>to take a train to school and the train station

0:45:27.640 --> 0:45:29.319
<v Speaker 2>that I went to there was a Denny's right next

0:45:29.360 --> 0:45:31.080
<v Speaker 2>to it. And when I was in high school, one

0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 2>of my friend and my favorite thing to do would

0:45:33.120 --> 0:45:35.200
<v Speaker 2>be to get dropped off at the train, skip our

0:45:35.239 --> 0:45:38.239
<v Speaker 2>first class, and go to Denny's and get breakfast. So

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:40.319
<v Speaker 2>I do have a soft spot for Denny's, but I

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:42.120
<v Speaker 2>do agree that the food is not good.

0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 4>I have that relationship to waffle House. The food is

0:45:45.480 --> 0:45:49.000
<v Speaker 4>not good. But the esthetic value of waffle House is

0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:51.839
<v Speaker 4>very you and my brand, Like for sure, it's it's

0:45:51.960 --> 0:45:57.400
<v Speaker 4>diner feel. The waitress is kind of giving, like honky Tonk,

0:45:57.600 --> 0:46:01.399
<v Speaker 4>kind of like graveyard shift, like Blue Island Tu PACs

0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:04.880
<v Speaker 4>a Day, Yeah, blue Inliner and like blonde Extensions.

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 2>But I think the thing for me is diners are

0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 2>a sacred space. I need a non chain diner.

0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:14.600
<v Speaker 4>Yes, well, what are the chain diners aside from walchap House, No,

0:46:14.680 --> 0:46:17.280
<v Speaker 4>Denny's an ihak Oh yeah, they're diners, right, we're right, Okay,

0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:21.520
<v Speaker 4>no non chain diners one hundred and ten percent, except

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:24.359
<v Speaker 4>Cracker Barrel. Is that a diner? No, no, right, it's

0:46:24.400 --> 0:46:25.680
<v Speaker 4>a restaurant and a store.

0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:29.879
<v Speaker 2>So this weekend when I was in the Catskills, we

0:46:29.920 --> 0:46:34.360
<v Speaker 2>went to a restaurant that was the old country Store, okay,

0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:38.880
<v Speaker 2>And it was either the kind of restaurant that Cracker

0:46:38.880 --> 0:46:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Barrel is based on, or it was trying to reverse

0:46:42.560 --> 0:46:46.320
<v Speaker 2>engineer a mom and pop version of the Cracker Barrel.

0:46:46.440 --> 0:46:49.319
<v Speaker 2>Like literally, there was a porch out front full of

0:46:49.400 --> 0:46:52.359
<v Speaker 2>rocking chairs, there was a country store inside, and then

0:46:52.400 --> 0:46:55.800
<v Speaker 2>a restaurant that looked like an unbranded Cracker Barrel.

0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:58.320
<v Speaker 4>That's kind of fierce did they were they successful?

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.400
<v Speaker 2>The food was very good. I had pair cakes and

0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 2>they were delicious. It is probably better than cracker barrel Yes,

0:47:03.360 --> 0:47:06.160
<v Speaker 2>because actually I really wanted biscuits and gravy and they

0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:06.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't have it.

0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:09.680
<v Speaker 4>To be honest, cracker barrel food isn't that good?

0:47:09.800 --> 0:47:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, it runs right through your Yes, the chicken

0:47:12.280 --> 0:47:13.200
<v Speaker 2>fried chicken I like.

0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:16.239
<v Speaker 4>I love water down coffee, which is part of why

0:47:16.280 --> 0:47:17.840
<v Speaker 4>I like Diners.

0:47:18.040 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Same burnt water down coffee.

0:47:20.080 --> 0:47:20.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:47:20.320 --> 0:47:23.279
<v Speaker 4>I can't really think of anything else that's amazing other

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 4>than the biscuits. But the biscuits are better than Popeye's biscuits.

0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:29.360
<v Speaker 4>I think they're better than KFC biscuits.

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 2>The little like apple, the app hot apples they give

0:47:33.680 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 2>you on the side are good.

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 4>They are, but they're not amazing biscuits. They're just like

0:47:38.040 --> 0:47:38.880
<v Speaker 4>better than the rest.

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:40.799
<v Speaker 2>But the gravy is great. And I love playing the

0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:45.759
<v Speaker 2>little the game, the stick and a Hole game, even

0:47:45.760 --> 0:47:46.840
<v Speaker 2>though I'm really bad at it.

0:47:47.080 --> 0:47:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I love Bookbebo. We went to Bogudbebbo a lot

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:51.200
<v Speaker 2>when I was.

0:47:51.200 --> 0:47:54.319
<v Speaker 4>A kid, and you, as an adult, made pilgrimage to

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 4>the door design.

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I actually never went didn't you. Oh but I did.

0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:03.640
<v Speaker 4>Actually, Rose, I will remind you that you fiercely advocate

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:08.080
<v Speaker 4>it for you, me and Phoebe's Christmas party to be

0:48:08.239 --> 0:48:11.759
<v Speaker 4>at the Deree designed and it never happens, which we

0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 4>would have had to I think drive a very far

0:48:14.440 --> 0:48:15.440
<v Speaker 4>way to get to or so.

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:16.880
<v Speaker 2>I think it was like an Encino.

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:21.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we had to cancel because of the pandemic. Yeah,

0:48:21.160 --> 0:48:21.960
<v Speaker 4>but it was worth it.

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:24.440
<v Speaker 2>That's unfortunate.

0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:31.440
<v Speaker 4>Wait, Bukaabeppo is so dystopian to me. It is actually like,

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:33.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember anything about the food.

0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:36.600
<v Speaker 2>It's it's like family style Italian food. They do have

0:48:36.640 --> 0:48:38.280
<v Speaker 2>a pretty bang in chicken marsala.

0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:40.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if this is no, this is a

0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:44.240
<v Speaker 4>chain restaurant, ma Giano's Cana ma Giano's.

0:48:44.600 --> 0:48:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I actually once went to Thanksgiving at Maggiano's.

0:48:48.239 --> 0:48:52.240
<v Speaker 4>I would go to Thanksgiving at Maggiano's this year.

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:55.440
<v Speaker 2>And I had I had, I had the baked ham.

0:48:55.640 --> 0:48:57.520
<v Speaker 2>It was delicious, but very salty.

0:48:57.680 --> 0:49:00.960
<v Speaker 4>Maggiano's is legitimately good food, right, I actually haven't had

0:49:01.000 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 4>it since the kids.

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:02.879
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not good.

0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:06.240
<v Speaker 4>It's not good, but it's better than cheesecake factory.

0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:08.920
<v Speaker 2>No, nothing is better than Cheesecake Factory.

0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:12.879
<v Speaker 4>We briefly touched on it. I don't know if you

0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:16.080
<v Speaker 4>have a favorite thing at Cheesecake Factory, simply because you

0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:19.320
<v Speaker 4>know the menu is roughly the size of like great Expectator.

0:49:19.360 --> 0:49:21.920
<v Speaker 2>I love the Evelyn's favorite pasta. They used to have

0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:27.000
<v Speaker 2>pine nuts, broccoli, a bunch of stuff. They used to

0:49:27.080 --> 0:49:30.920
<v Speaker 2>have a really good shrimp belt that was delicious. And

0:49:31.000 --> 0:49:31.400
<v Speaker 2>the bread.

0:49:31.680 --> 0:49:34.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember anything except the pumper nickel bread in

0:49:35.040 --> 0:49:35.800
<v Speaker 4>the bread basket.

0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about chilis.

0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:40.799
<v Speaker 4>I've never been.

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:44.680
<v Speaker 2>I love chilies, the chicken crispers, are you kidding me?

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:56.600
<v Speaker 3>The caeso ough chili baby, and the molten lava cake.

0:49:57.440 --> 0:50:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I've never been. I think go about that at

0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:02.399
<v Speaker 2>night when I'm jerking off.

0:50:02.480 --> 0:50:05.239
<v Speaker 4>What's the kind of chili? What's like Chili's? But it's

0:50:05.320 --> 0:50:09.880
<v Speaker 4>about wings? It's uh is it Chili's?

0:50:09.960 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

0:50:10.280 --> 0:50:12.840
<v Speaker 4>Maybe I have been to Chili's. Does Chilis do a

0:50:12.840 --> 0:50:15.280
<v Speaker 4>lot of wings? Do they have like a wings special?

0:50:15.680 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 4>One time I took my friend, my best friend Ben

0:50:17.880 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 4>to like a I think I went to a Chili's whatever,

0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't remember. We ended up spending like a lot

0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:26.640
<v Speaker 4>of money at Chili's or at whatever restaurant whatever.

0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:28.839
<v Speaker 2>I would go to a Chili's right now, I am

0:50:29.040 --> 0:50:30.279
<v Speaker 2>so hungry.

0:50:32.600 --> 0:50:37.719
<v Speaker 4>What about arcade chain restaurants? Oh yeah, Chucky Cheese. That

0:50:37.840 --> 0:50:40.560
<v Speaker 4>pizza had cracked in it. It was there was sugar

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:41.160
<v Speaker 4>in the sauce.

0:50:41.360 --> 0:50:43.319
<v Speaker 2>I didn't spend a lot of time at Chucky Cheese.

0:50:43.360 --> 0:50:46.560
<v Speaker 2>As a child, we had a I mean, yes, I

0:50:46.920 --> 0:50:51.440
<v Speaker 2>we went to Dave and Busters occasionally, but we had

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:54.759
<v Speaker 2>a local sort of like game restaurant that was called

0:50:54.800 --> 0:50:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Wilt Chamberlain's after the I think he's like a basketball guy.

0:50:58.840 --> 0:51:00.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't know name for a che restaurant.

0:51:00.800 --> 0:51:04.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh. Actually, when I was a kid, so I always

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:08.080
<v Speaker 2>love cheeseburgers. I mean who doesn't. And the best cheeseburger

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:10.400
<v Speaker 2>was at a chain restaurant in Florida called the Roadhouse,

0:51:10.800 --> 0:51:14.160
<v Speaker 2>which I think is like a thing that lots of

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:17.520
<v Speaker 2>regions have their own version of. It's the kind of

0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:20.359
<v Speaker 2>place where they have peanuts out and like you throw

0:51:20.360 --> 0:51:24.800
<v Speaker 2>the shells on the floor. They also have really delicious rolls.

0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:28.479
<v Speaker 4>We are currently within walking distance of a David Buster.

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 4>Should we go with Phoebe right now and we'll record it.

0:51:31.800 --> 0:51:34.239
<v Speaker 4>You're gonna be on the on the Okay, it's gonna

0:51:34.239 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 4>be Phoebe on the street. We're going to David Busters.

0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:40.080
<v Speaker 4>We're bringing a microphone. It sounds to.

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Me that's a little Dave.

0:51:44.320 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 4>Do you think Do you think Dave and Buster have

0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:48.440
<v Speaker 4>ever explored each other's bodies?

0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:51.720
<v Speaker 2>I think they have.

0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:53.400
<v Speaker 4>Have you ever been to that restaurant where they're just

0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:58.879
<v Speaker 4>like mean to you on purpose? What you've what you've

0:51:58.880 --> 0:51:59.440
<v Speaker 4>never been to?

0:52:00.560 --> 0:52:03.080
<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about? Are you talking about every

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:05.560
<v Speaker 2>restaurant in New Yorks? I don't know?

0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:08.080
<v Speaker 4>Okay, no, no, I have to say this because I

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:11.239
<v Speaker 4>know the Virgin's at home will appreciate the reference. There

0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:15.839
<v Speaker 4>is a restaurant called ed Dubevics where wait, I need

0:52:15.880 --> 0:52:17.680
<v Speaker 4>to actually see if it's a chain restaurant. For I'm

0:52:17.880 --> 0:52:19.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm positive it's a chain restaurant.

0:52:20.520 --> 0:52:21.440
<v Speaker 2>Ed I've never heard.

0:52:21.920 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 4>I need to tell you, I need to I need

0:52:23.520 --> 0:52:32.160
<v Speaker 4>to talk about this. Uh oh, it's not a chain restaurant. Yeah, okay, Okay,

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:35.600
<v Speaker 4>you'll appreciate this. So this is not a chain restaurant.

0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:38.720
<v Speaker 4>But I feel like any Virgin from Chicago will understand

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:43.960
<v Speaker 4>that there's a restaurant called Eddabevics where the waiters and

0:52:44.000 --> 0:52:47.440
<v Speaker 4>waitresses are mean to you on purpose as part of

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 4>their job, and.

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:50.800
<v Speaker 2>They'll like what how means?

0:52:50.920 --> 0:52:52.360
<v Speaker 4>So they'll like walk up to the table and be

0:52:52.440 --> 0:52:54.480
<v Speaker 4>like here's some fucking menu and like throw menus onto

0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 4>the table like literally like yeah, and like be like

0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.839
<v Speaker 4>whatever and like if you need anything, like don't bother me.

0:52:58.840 --> 0:53:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, they say, like personal insults. You're ugly.

0:53:01.719 --> 0:53:04.879
<v Speaker 4>So everyone who sits at the Beebeks has to wear

0:53:05.000 --> 0:53:07.400
<v Speaker 4>a hat made of like paper that like twists at

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:09.200
<v Speaker 4>the top. It looks like a like a rotted little

0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:12.239
<v Speaker 4>dun's cap that the waiter pulls around your head, like

0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:15.080
<v Speaker 4>you know, like around your head and like makes it

0:53:15.120 --> 0:53:17.560
<v Speaker 4>for you and they write something on it based on

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:19.239
<v Speaker 4>how you look or whatever. It's like just right the

0:53:21.520 --> 0:53:25.200
<v Speaker 4>bat cut or whatever, like no, I'm not joking. And

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:27.879
<v Speaker 4>the end the humor was on that level of like

0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 4>offensively and it'd be like like closeted, like you know,

0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:34.040
<v Speaker 4>like like substitute teacher vibe.

0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Honestly like that. Maybe we should open a franchise.

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:39.160
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say, I would be so good.

0:53:39.320 --> 0:53:43.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Loretta LLC. We are bringing this restaurant to New

0:53:43.520 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 2>York City.

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:47.839
<v Speaker 4>Okay, work that I feel like a weight has been

0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:50.279
<v Speaker 4>lifted off my shoulders because that the fact that the

0:53:50.360 --> 0:53:52.400
<v Speaker 4>restaurant exists is psychotic.

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I need a weight to be placed in my stomach.

0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:57.239
<v Speaker 2>I need to eat something immediately.

0:53:57.360 --> 0:53:59.839
<v Speaker 4>Let's get out here and walk straight with the day.

0:54:05.440 --> 0:54:08.000
<v Speaker 4>Slide into our dmst like a Virgin four twenty sixty nine,

0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:10.719
<v Speaker 4>and let us know what's your favorite chain restaurant? What's

0:54:10.760 --> 0:54:15.040
<v Speaker 4>your favorite item out of the six hundred page tome

0:54:15.160 --> 0:54:16.800
<v Speaker 4>that is the Cheesecake Factory menu.

0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:19.920
<v Speaker 2>And make sure to come back next week when we

0:54:19.960 --> 0:54:24.320
<v Speaker 2>will be talking about Barbie with Trixie Mattel who else?

0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:26.600
<v Speaker 4>Who else? We just saw her at the premiere she liked.

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:28.879
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we didn't see her in person, we weren't there,

0:54:28.880 --> 0:54:30.279
<v Speaker 2>but we saw we saw the foot, we saw the

0:54:30.280 --> 0:54:30.879
<v Speaker 2>phone from the.

0:54:30.800 --> 0:54:34.440
<v Speaker 4>Fire Island, we saw the guests. Yeah, this is a

0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:38.440
<v Speaker 4>very timely episode and you'll also be getting our Barbie

0:54:38.440 --> 0:54:40.319
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<v Speaker 4>Do we have any like tips or tricks on how

0:55:47.320 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 4>to plan a good group vacation? I feel like we

0:55:50.200 --> 0:55:51.440
<v Speaker 4>have actually a lot of tech.

0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Well I feel like you do because I do not

0:55:54.560 --> 0:55:55.680
<v Speaker 2>participate in the planning.

0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:58.719
<v Speaker 4>Well, you actually participate in some of that. I would

0:55:58.800 --> 0:56:01.200
<v Speaker 4>say that you and I were together to curate a

0:56:01.239 --> 0:56:04.880
<v Speaker 4>certain kind of vibe and to make certain components of

0:56:04.920 --> 0:56:06.800
<v Speaker 4>bit fun and to make this feel like a different

0:56:06.960 --> 0:56:09.560
<v Speaker 4>kind those fire Island troops, not like the other girls,

0:56:09.600 --> 0:56:12.040
<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean. First and foremost, Okay, let's

0:56:12.040 --> 0:56:15.480
<v Speaker 4>talk about rule number one. Okay, Rule number one is

0:56:16.120 --> 0:56:19.560
<v Speaker 4>you don't invite anybody to our house unless you tell

0:56:19.600 --> 0:56:20.560
<v Speaker 4>the house first.

0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And the house does get to decide whether or

0:56:23.480 --> 0:56:25.160
<v Speaker 2>not that person gets to come yes.

0:56:25.239 --> 0:56:26.520
<v Speaker 4>And why is that rose.

0:56:26.719 --> 0:56:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Because someone can show up and really harsh the vibe,

0:56:29.600 --> 0:56:34.279
<v Speaker 2>and especially on this island specifically, Yeah, is full of

0:56:35.040 --> 0:56:36.919
<v Speaker 2>entitled hot people.

0:56:36.800 --> 0:56:40.560
<v Speaker 4>That are friends of friends of friends. People will absolutely

0:56:40.719 --> 0:56:44.200
<v Speaker 4>just show up and be like can I charge my phone? Right?

0:56:44.360 --> 0:56:46.160
<v Speaker 2>And also it's like a lot of people who don't

0:56:46.160 --> 0:56:49.120
<v Speaker 2>necessarily have their own situation here, and like I have

0:56:49.280 --> 0:56:51.879
<v Speaker 2>been one of them my first couple of years. Coming

0:56:51.880 --> 0:56:54.359
<v Speaker 2>here was always like staying at someone's house and.

0:56:54.440 --> 0:56:56.560
<v Speaker 4>Like, love you, power to you, but this is not

0:56:56.640 --> 0:57:01.399
<v Speaker 4>a hostile no, And people will show up and then

0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:04.560
<v Speaker 4>just not leave, and then they'll eat your lunch and

0:57:04.600 --> 0:57:08.120
<v Speaker 4>then they'll be nude in the pool without telling anybody first,

0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:11.280
<v Speaker 4>and they'll mooch off of your drugs and they won't

0:57:11.480 --> 0:57:12.160
<v Speaker 4>know the vibe at all.

0:57:12.280 --> 0:57:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they will literally like try to stay until

0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:17.480
<v Speaker 2>everyone's going to sleep, and they will try to sleep

0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:17.959
<v Speaker 2>their tent.

0:57:17.880 --> 0:57:19.919
<v Speaker 4>And it's like no, no, get out of the house.

0:57:20.000 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we, I mean, as I'm sure with all

0:57:24.040 --> 0:57:26.320
<v Speaker 2>the other people here, have put a lot of work

0:57:26.400 --> 0:57:31.760
<v Speaker 2>into curating the right group, the right vibe, the you know,

0:57:32.200 --> 0:57:37.080
<v Speaker 2>planned meals and activities, and you know, it's just not

0:57:38.080 --> 0:57:43.600
<v Speaker 2>it's not the move to just show up or to

0:57:43.760 --> 0:57:48.640
<v Speaker 2>invite someone over without letting everyone else know. And I

0:57:48.760 --> 0:57:52.000
<v Speaker 2>now that I'm almost thirty five, I turn thirty five

0:57:52.000 --> 0:57:55.600
<v Speaker 2>on Friday, Like, I am totally fine being like no,

0:57:55.760 --> 0:57:57.200
<v Speaker 2>actually your friend shouldn't come over.

0:57:57.400 --> 0:58:00.800
<v Speaker 4>I will actually say I'm not just really fine. I

0:58:00.840 --> 0:58:05.320
<v Speaker 4>actually enjoy Yeah, I actually enjoyed being like, hey, sorry

0:58:05.360 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 4>to be mean, mommy, but actually, like we've worked really

0:58:07.320 --> 0:58:08.880
<v Speaker 4>hard on this trip and we all pay a lot

0:58:08.920 --> 0:58:11.120
<v Speaker 4>of money to be here, and you shouldn't even apologize

0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:13.000
<v Speaker 4>for being mean, mom. You should just say like, hey,

0:58:13.160 --> 0:58:16.680
<v Speaker 4>like no, so logistically speaking, this isn't gonna work out. Yeah,

0:58:16.760 --> 0:58:19.040
<v Speaker 4>that's all it has to be. But yeah, no, I

0:58:19.120 --> 0:58:22.120
<v Speaker 4>think that's a very important rule. In terms of meals.

0:58:22.400 --> 0:58:26.360
<v Speaker 4>We kind of do a half plan, half pantry. It's

0:58:26.440 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 4>like we you know, justin our beautiful friend has given

0:58:31.320 --> 0:58:35.360
<v Speaker 4>us three full dinners that were like planned ahead and

0:58:35.800 --> 0:58:38.600
<v Speaker 4>I brought tons of groceries. Yep. Four Oh my god,

0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:42.560
<v Speaker 4>right furday Friday, Saturdays. Wow, that's it was like, honestly incredible.

0:58:42.600 --> 0:58:44.320
<v Speaker 4>What have we eaten so far? I feel like it's

0:58:44.400 --> 0:58:48.560
<v Speaker 4>so we had what was the first night we can

0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:52.360
<v Speaker 4>do that order? We did? We had a delicious ribs.

0:58:52.400 --> 0:58:55.160
<v Speaker 2>We had ribs one night, we had wings. Last night

0:58:55.240 --> 0:58:57.080
<v Speaker 2>there were meatball subs.

0:58:57.080 --> 0:58:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:58:57.200 --> 0:58:59.240
<v Speaker 2>And then the first night Amy made the salmon which

0:58:59.360 --> 0:59:02.800
<v Speaker 2>was so oh. Also some incredible desserts, like our friend

0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Amy made pavlova, which was so fucking good. I've had

0:59:09.560 --> 0:59:11.760
<v Speaker 2>an agent not a not a dessert that I like

0:59:11.840 --> 0:59:13.000
<v Speaker 2>frequently eat.

0:59:12.920 --> 0:59:15.680
<v Speaker 4>And a dessert that's difficult to make in this climate.

0:59:15.840 --> 0:59:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, So when it comes to the meal prep, planning

0:59:20.640 --> 0:59:26.640
<v Speaker 2>and execution, I recuse myself, Yes you do, because I

0:59:26.680 --> 0:59:29.960
<v Speaker 2>don't cook. I don't like to cook.

0:59:30.160 --> 0:59:30.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

0:59:32.360 --> 0:59:37.520
<v Speaker 2>A you know. And we are traveling with people who

0:59:38.080 --> 0:59:42.680
<v Speaker 2>love who get such joy from not only cooking for

0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:45.920
<v Speaker 2>other people, but all of the work that goes into that.

0:59:46.080 --> 0:59:47.800
<v Speaker 2>So all I want to do is step out of

0:59:47.840 --> 0:59:50.479
<v Speaker 2>their way and let them and so once they leave,

0:59:51.320 --> 0:59:53.520
<v Speaker 2>it does become more of an every trend for her

0:59:53.520 --> 0:59:57.520
<v Speaker 2>self situation. But we did not for dinners. Not for dinners.

0:59:57.840 --> 1:00:00.840
<v Speaker 2>We you know, we went chopping this morning and got

1:00:00.920 --> 1:00:03.840
<v Speaker 2>easy stuff to make, like stuff to grill burgers and

1:00:03.880 --> 1:00:06.560
<v Speaker 2>hot dogs and that kind of shit and you know,

1:00:06.680 --> 1:00:09.200
<v Speaker 2>like pasta, and it's just going to be a lot

1:00:09.440 --> 1:00:11.360
<v Speaker 2>scrappier for the next couple of days.

1:00:11.400 --> 1:00:14.880
<v Speaker 4>And that is totally fine. Yeah, I mean, I will say, so,

1:00:15.000 --> 1:00:20.120
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna I'm gonna be maybe grill daddy for the day. Mommy, No,

1:00:20.240 --> 1:00:22.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be grill daddy. Okay, yeah, I think I

1:00:22.600 --> 1:00:24.920
<v Speaker 4>I think I have to be grilled daddy. I don't

1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:27.280
<v Speaker 4>know if there is a grill mommy archetype.

1:00:27.320 --> 1:00:30.160
<v Speaker 2>That's perfect because I did not know how those things

1:00:30.200 --> 1:00:31.040
<v Speaker 2>were going to get cooked.

1:00:31.760 --> 1:00:33.520
<v Speaker 4>Really happy that you're on top of it. Yeah, I'm

1:00:33.560 --> 1:00:35.720
<v Speaker 4>so lad I was socialized as a man. We should

1:00:35.720 --> 1:00:39.920
<v Speaker 4>have gotten some coleslaw or something. Oh no, we have

1:00:40.000 --> 1:00:42.479
<v Speaker 4>the greens, and we can actually whip up a kind

1:00:42.520 --> 1:00:46.960
<v Speaker 4>of coleslaw using greens or like potato salad or yeah,

1:00:47.040 --> 1:00:49.160
<v Speaker 4>well we'll just we'll just do salad. Yeah, it's fine.

1:00:49.560 --> 1:00:52.040
<v Speaker 4>And then I'm you're hearing it live. Yeah, you're hearing

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<v Speaker 4>it live. I'm also going to be doing a Alison

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<v Speaker 4>Rowman big pot pasta with sausage and broccolien, and you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna make an ice box cake. I'm going to make

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<v Speaker 4>an ice box cake. I'm going to make kish for breakfast,

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<v Speaker 4>and we're also going to do breakfast tacos at some point.

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<v Speaker 4>But no, that's half plan, half pack. Justin literally made

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<v Speaker 4>a pie and brought it here, Like I kept all

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<v Speaker 4>the condiments and sauces, made a homemade a hummus like

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<v Speaker 4>a caramel, the fish sauce caramel? Was it for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Just like having to carry all that stuff on the boardwalk,

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<v Speaker 2>like I was struggling walking to the house from the

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<v Speaker 2>pier with just my luggage. Yeah. I have not been

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<v Speaker 2>that like sweaty and gross after a like a commute,

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<v Speaker 2>a ten minute walk in a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to say something I've learned about myself in

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<v Speaker 4>my thirties. I don't want to schlep. I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to schlep. I don't want to schlep anything for anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>And if I can pay eight dollars to the pine's pantry, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>to deliver our groceries, which they did well.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why when this morning when they offered us delivery

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone was like, oh, well we could tell.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, no, we're paying that. Those fourteen year

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<v Speaker 4>old girls better bring it over stat yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the girlies who work at the Pines Pantry are

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<v Speaker 2>either our strongest allies or the.

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<v Speaker 4>Most homophobic people in the world. And we have no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>We have no idea, And I love that mystery. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>not knowing. I don't need to know. I don't need that.

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<v Speaker 4>None of my business. It truly is none of my business.