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Speaker 4: Life's going down before like you Rod and welcome to

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Speaker 4: Like a Virgin reporting to you live from Fire Island Pines.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we're currently sitting very close together. Yes, touching, touching.

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Speaker 4: I'm not wearing I'm not wearing pants. I will disclose that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like I'm like, who is that editor

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Speaker 4: off on like a zoom cap. I don't know his

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Speaker 4: name anyways, I'm frantro Oh. Welcome to Like a Virgin,

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Speaker 4: the show where we give yesterday's pop culture today's takes.

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Speaker 4: I'm fran Torodo. I'm we are doing our annual new

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Speaker 4: our annual Fire Island recorded episode this year. We are

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Speaker 4: not doing it stoned.

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Speaker 2: I you know, I thought about hitting my vape like

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Speaker 2: we've been on vacation. It's now Monday. We've bought on

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Speaker 4: I literally really miss a friend's birthday because I didn't

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Speaker 2: But not my birthday, because it's not my birthday. My

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Speaker 2: a great day to a wish arose a happy birthday,

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Speaker 2: to make your little homage posts to her, glorifying her

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Speaker 4: I feel like I've glorified you a little bit already.

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Speaker 2: So I was surprised with a pool party pinata yesterday.

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Speaker 2: And then also our friend friend of the podcast Peyton

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Speaker 2: I've read two books and I'm like a third of

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Speaker 4: Book Corner? Are they trash? No? I like good trash. No.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, the books that I've read so far are

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Speaker 4: I don't lend books. Yeah, like I do, I always do, but.

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Speaker 2: That's how it's done, because I just hate lending out

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Speaker 4: See, I'll never remember which book I lent out because

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Speaker 4: Is there any is there any culture to catch up on?

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Speaker 4: But I watched all of Evil Dead Rise, which was

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Speaker 2: Last night we watched People Dead Rise, which I did

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Speaker 2: Chain restaurants are trance. That is the thesis of this episode.

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Speaker 4: Honestly shook with how woke McDonald's is. Now, I bet

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Speaker 4: I bet I bet people hate on it. Okay, Actually,

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Speaker 4: Which whoa all girl reboot of Scuttle? Hello feminism? Y?

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Speaker 4: But I got it down cook a all We're like, no.

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Speaker 4: I've never even heard of that.

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Speaker 4: Masta chi, masta choli. Baby, it's like a delicious kind

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Speaker 4: Golden Crawls in our area, but not in my neighborhood,

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00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 4: like anywhere. But we would drive to Old Country Bathet

437
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 4: and I would experience this this euphour, this ecstasy, this

438
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 4: euphoric like, oh my god, I'm going to eat until

439
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 4: I feel sick kind of moment and loved it, like

440
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 4: would go back for seconds and thirds every time. And

441
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 4: because it only happened once a year, it was so

442
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 4: and I do kind of have that Oh no, I

443
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 4: was gonna say I have the relationship to fast food now,

444
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 4: but I actually do be getting a lot of fast food.

445
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 4: You do be eating a lot of fast I love Popeye's.

446
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 4: It's my number one right now.

447
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: I ate so much more fast food living in Los Angeles. Ye,

448
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 2: because I had a car and going to drive throughs

449
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 2: was like amazing.

450
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 4: Yes, I yes, same, I love going to drive through.

451
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 2: It doesn't hit the same when you order fast food

452
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 2: via door dash because it's so cold by the time

453
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Speaker 2: you get there. That does not stop me from getting

454
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 2: McDonald's roughly once a week.

455
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Speaker 4: Well in a Los Angeles no here, you do it here?

456
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: Well do you breakfast? Well? You know, for a while

457
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 4: I had to get those little mermaid happy belts. Yeah, yeah,

458
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 4: look you're on it.

459
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Speaker 2: But also like I be craving McDonald's. I and I

460
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 2: have a very specific McDonald's order, but it has changed

461
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 2: recently because I'm not eating red meat but I love McDonald's.

462
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Speaker 4: Well, what was your specific McDonald's order? Pre red meat?

463
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Speaker 2: So I would get the two cheeseburger meal. I get

464
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Speaker 2: no pickles and onions on the cheeseburger, even though I

465
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: love pickles. For some reason, I don't like McDonald's pickles.

466
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: And then I get a six piece chicken nugget and

467
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 2: two apple pies.

468
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Speaker 4: And would you say, would you say, currently McDonald's is

469
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Speaker 4: your fave, like your number one my favorite fashioned food

470
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 4: chain restaurant?

471
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, period, okay, and a favorite of all time always

472
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 2: will never be contested.

473
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Speaker 4: Okay, mine is probably Popeyes. My order is two so

474
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 4: one chicken sandwich meal spicy, I get mashed potatoes, and

475
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 4: then I get an extra mashed potatoes because they're so small,

476
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 4: and then and then I also get a mac. I

477
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 4: will maybe ask for a tea lemonade combined combo, so

478
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 4: an Arnold Palmer, and well, yes, yes, an Arnold Palmer.

479
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Speaker 4: And then I will order an additional chicken sandwich normal,

480
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 4: not spicy, and get that in so that it's like

481
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 4: I have two chicken sandwiches.

482
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Speaker 2: Well you can't. You personally can't eat just one chicken sandwich,

483
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 2: or like any if we're getting sandwiches or meals in general,

484
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 2: you're usually getting two of something.

485
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 4: Yes, I am getting two of something. And you also

486
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 4: know that, like it doesn't matter where we are, what

487
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Speaker 4: restaurant we are, like what the circumstances or resources at

488
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 4: our disposals are. I'm getting a chicken ordering the thing

489
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Speaker 4: that is the closest to the closest approximation to a

490
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Speaker 4: chicken sandwich. Yes, yes, I am.

491
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Speaker 2: What do you think is the best fast food chicken sandwich.

492
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Speaker 4: Aside from Popeyes?

493
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Speaker 5: No?

494
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Speaker 4: Do you think Popeye's is the best? One hundred percent?

495
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 4: One hundred percent like it's It's absolutely unbeatable. I don't

496
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 4: know Chick fil a is better. I don't think Chick

497
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 4: fil is better. I don't think Shakeshack is better.

498
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Speaker 2: What do you think, Phoebe?

499
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Speaker 4: I think, yeah, well, I mean, well, here's the thing.

500
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 4: The raisin Canes Chicken is better raising canes. Oh you

501
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 4: know that one just opened to New York in Times Square.

502
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 4: Though I'll never go raisin Canes.

503
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 2: I moved to LA. I had never had it before,

504
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 2: and at that point they hadn't opened the one in

505
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: Burbank yet. And the first weekend that I was in LA,

506
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Speaker 2: when I was staying at Cheno's, I drove like forty

507
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 2: five minutes to that raisin Canes, sat in the drive

508
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: through for an hour, drove back and ate my raisin canes.

509
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 2: And it's so fucking good. The sauce, the Texas toast,

510
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 2: the coast lap, the zig zag fries.

511
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 4: You honestly, it was you gave me the gift of

512
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 4: raisin canes. I had never heard of this restaurant before,

513
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 4: you go so delicious.

514
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: We went there like right before I moved, right.

515
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Oh it was so and I

516
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 4: went back Diva like absolutely, and it is the best chicken,

517
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 4: but it's not the best chicken sandwich.

518
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 2: They're the best tenders, you know. What's recently also opened.

519
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: I thought this was only an LA thing. But Dave's

520
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: Hot Chicken in New York too, That's very good.

521
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm into Dave's. I hate Blue Ribbon, Blue Ribbon

522
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,919
Speaker 4: chicken sandwiches suck and their whole thing is chicken, Like what,

523
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 4: I don't understand it.

524
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: What about chain pizza?

525
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 4: Okay, what's your favorite fast food pizza? I used to

526
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 4: really really shit on Dominoes, but it's Dominoes.

527
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 2: No, you used to shit on Dominoes and now dominoeshed.

528
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: I now I'm shitting out Dominoes. I was craving Dominoes

529
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 2: recently so badly, and I ordered it. And I also

530
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: have a very specific Dominoes order. I get the thin

531
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: crust pizza with pepperoni and black olives and pineapple, and

532
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: it's so so fucking good and when I got it,

533
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 2: it hit so hard, but then I felt so horrible

534
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 2: afterwards and passed out.

535
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 4: I will I actually, I'm gonna amend my answer. I

536
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 4: don't think Dominoes is my favorite. I don't think I

537
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 4: have a favorite pizza chain restaurant because.

538
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 2: Pizza Hut will really hit it will.

539
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 4: And let me tell you, Papa John's will really hit.

540
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: I don't like Papa John's because Papa John's was the

541
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 2: pizza that they sold at school when I was in

542
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: high school, and I always hated it. I did like

543
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 2: Pizza Hut because of the stuffed crust and also because.

544
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 4: Of book It. Oh what's book it?

545
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 2: Book It was a program that they introduced when I

546
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: was in elementary school, and I guess extended to Phoebe two,

547
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 2: where if you read a certain amount of books, you

548
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: got like book it, like stickers or something that you

549
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 2: were able to trade in a Pizza Hut for pizza,

550
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: which is like really like it's really sort of like

551
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,239
Speaker 2: an insidious program to like weaponize fat kids who liked

552
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 2: to read.

553
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 4: I was drinking my drink.

554
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: You got three a week, so did I? So did? I?

555
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 4: Wait, that's so okay.

556
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 2: It really like.

557
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 4: Did probably contribute to THEBC problem in America, as did

558
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 4: many things.

559
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: Weaponized like fat kids who like to read totally did so.

560
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 6: It was like Bob, I just finished a book, let's

561
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 6: go to pizza.

562
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 4: Where do you stand on McDonald's versus Burger Well, Burger

563
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 4: King is shit, Like there's nothing. Burger King literally has

564
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 4: nothing to its name.

565
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 2: No whoppers are good, and like what I think. I

566
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 2: think it's objectively a better burger than McDonald's. Burger's because

567
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 2: of the frame that because of the flame broiling, like

568
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: you get that charred taste. But their fries suck. I

569
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 2: like that they have onion rings and they have mozzarella sticks.

570
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 4: Does McDonald's have McDonald's the best fries? McDonald's has the

571
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 4: best fries ever in the entire world, and that's partially

572
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 4: because they are cooked in beef fat. And I do

573
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 4: still eat them even though I don't even rend me.

574
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 4: Oh well, that's fine, cheat day.

575
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: What about breakfast chains? Dunkin Donuts? Are you a dunkin

576
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 2: Donuts girl? Because it's like such a specific thing. People

577
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: who ride for dunkin Donuts like bentha, they ride so hard.

578
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 4: I think the food, I think the menu is good.

579
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 4: I think the donuts are good. I think that the

580
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 4: breakfast sandwich is like fine. I think their coffee is ass,

581
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 4: especially there. I think they're so the thing is okay.

582
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 4: You know, we're in the Golden Girls episode we were

583
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 4: like when people say it's actually good like Dunkin Donuts,

584
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 4: Like when I get it, I'm like, this is actually good.

585
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 4: Is kind of the vibe for me. So I'm only

586
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 4: getting Duncan if I'm in a pinch, because.

587
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 2: It's circumstantial for sure. It's it's like situational. If I'm

588
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: like driving somewhere and Duncan is the only thing on

589
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 2: the road, I'm getting Duncan. Well, I'm never searching it out.

590
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 4: The realty is and this is getting us into breakfast

591
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 4: chain restaurant territory. I am miss Starbucks rewards member baby

592
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 4: as am I and I no longer I'm not really

593
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 4: getting Starbucks here in New York, but in LA, Starbucks

594
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 4: multiple times a week and getting.

595
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: Multiple times a day.

596
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: Yes.

597
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: Sometimes the thing I missed on the most about LA

598
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 2: is going to the Starbucks drive through every day every

599
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: single day.

600
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 4: I miss having Netflix money, Yeah, I but Starbucks really

601
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 4: like they get it with the pastries, the accouchments, the

602
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 4: breakfast sandwich is. Like actual chain restaurants don't have food

603
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 4: that's as good as Starbucks.

604
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I really do miss going to the Starbucks

605
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: drive through before we recorded in the studio in La

606
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 2: picking up breakfast sandwiches. Two for you.

607
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 4: Angelina's will know that the Starbucks in Los Phelis at

608
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 4: the corner of Hillhurst.

609
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: The reserve. Yes, the start.

610
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, the Starbucks. The Starbucks that Starbucks

611
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 4: on Hillhurst and Los Felis used to be a reserve

612
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 4: and yeah more it's like I.

613
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: Got it's Michelin starts taking away and.

614
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 4: I remember so it was. It was a reserve when

615
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 4: I moved there, and like one day I went and

616
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 4: I was like I had, unfortunately had made friends with

617
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 4: the Burisos at this point, so they were like, hey, Fran,

618
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 4: like one, I got you one Grande cold brew and

619
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 4: a Venti cup with two pumps of simple syrup and

620
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 4: oat comeing right up. And I was like making conversation

621
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 4: and I heard someone behind him say like, oh, yeah,

622
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 4: we aren't a reserve anymore actually, and it was sounded

623
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 4: so sad, and I was like, oh my god. They

624
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 4: got demo.

625
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 2: No, I bet someone killed themself. That's not happened.

626
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

627
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: Okay, we have talked about this before, but we can't

628
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: talk about chain restaurants not talking about Olive Garden.

629
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is it? Oh?

630
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: No, cheesecave arctory too. We've actually talked about both these

631
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: things both on par we have. We talked about Olive Garden.

632
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: I believe in our episode with Hunter Harris on the

633
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 2: House of Gucci, because Hunter, much like me, is an

634
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 2: Olive Garden officernado.

635
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 4: And what what is the order at Olive Garden? It's

636
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 4: chicken parm isn't it.

637
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: It's I'm actually not like tied to an entred at

638
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: Olive Garden because the most important thing at Olive Garden

639
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 2: is the salad and bread sticks. And honestly, like when

640
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 2: I go to Florida, I will usually go to Olive

641
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 2: Garden alone during the day and just get the soup,

642
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 2: salad and breadsticks lunch, and it hits every time. Actually,

643
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 2: one time, when I was a teenager, the only time

644
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: in my life I've ever dined and dashed was when

645
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 2: I went to an Olive Garden by myself and realized

646
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: I didn't have my wallet with me and ran out

647
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: on that check brand. How I like, I went back

648
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: with like the Rocho mark, Like they couldn't tell who

649
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 2: I was.

650
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 4: I've never dined and dashed, but I would go with

651
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 4: my fellow theater kids in high school to CEC's Pizza,

652
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 4: which is a buffet, and we would bring gallon sized

653
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 4: ziploc bags to.

654
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 2: Put the pizza.

655
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 4: You're sick, We would bring gallon SiZ ziploc bags and

656
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 4: we would we would be like stuffing like pizza slices

657
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 4: in it and putting it at our backpacks to eat

658
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 4: for lunch for the next week.

659
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 2: Was that the post show restaurant for you with CC's

660
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 2: no ours was Steak and Shake? Oh or Denny's.

661
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 4: Oh wait, we we did kind of Steak and Shake.

662
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 4: I fucking forgot about Steak and Shack and those combo

663
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 4: milkshakes work. And when those when those waiters see a

664
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 4: parking lot full of theater kids roll up at ten

665
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 4: thirty PM, I know they fear for their lives.

666
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know. The homophobia that's sitting in their

667
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 2: gut rises up out of them and fill their whole body.

668
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: And all they want to do is hate crime. All

669
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: of them.

670
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 4: Speaking of homophobic entities, we have to say, going back

671
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 4: to Chick fil A, Uh, it's so good, It's really good,

672
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 4: and everyone, all you gays can grow up.

673
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't grow up. Stop being gay.

674
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 4: Every entity is homophobic. Literally, every corporation has transphobic homophog

675
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 4: people at the top at least penning their money, yes, exactly.

676
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 2: And their chicken sandwiches are so good and their mac

677
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 2: and cheese is really good.

678
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 4: Period.

679
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: I don't love the waffle fries, and usually if I

680
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 2: get Chick fil A, I'll get a Chick fil A

681
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 2: Chicken sandwich classic, a side of mac and cheese, and

682
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 2: maybe like an order of six nuggets. I don't usually

683
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 2: get fries there.

684
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 4: The waffle fries I love, I do, I honestly so

685
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 4: when Chick fil A, when the homophobic Chick fil A

686
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 4: thing blew up, I was dating this guy in the

687
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 4: city and there was a public protest kiss in at

688
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 4: Chick fil A. It was like a national day where

689
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 4: it's like we're prosting testing Chick fil A by like

690
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 4: doing gay kissing at chick Fila, and I went with

691
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 4: my boyfriend. Actually no, we didn't go purposefully. We were

692
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 4: walking through the city and saw it, and there was

693
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 4: a camera crew outside and like taking photos and like

694
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 4: getting footage of people kissing, and we and we did it.

695
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 4: We kissed in front of and you solve and I

696
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 4: soalved homophobia.

697
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: That's beautiful.

698
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that. The thing about Chick fil

699
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 4: A is like it was such a national moment because

700
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 4: of like glad level like organizing around it, you know

701
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 4: what I mean. I fucking wish that we could create

702
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 4: or I fucking wish we could replicate the organizing power

703
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 4: that went into people boycotting Chick fil A the way

704
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 4: we could for literally anything else.

705
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: Like it was such wasted energy. No, because it's so

706
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 2: low stakes. That's the only thing that people would show up.

707
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 4: For it at this level.

708
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: Sorry to have a thoughtful aside and conversation. Okay, So

709
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: I want to ask you. I want to I want

710
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 2: us to do this exercise. If you could build the

711
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: perfect the perfect meal of elements from any chain restaurant possible,

712
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: what would that meal be? I I'll please. So it's

713
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: gonna be McDonald's fries, raising canes, chicken tenders, and the

714
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 2: sauce that goes with them, olive garden breadsticks and salad,

715
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: a fountain diet coke from a movie theater, or actually, no,

716
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 2: a fountain coke from a movie theater, actually actually a

717
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 2: mountain dew Baja blast from Taco Bell Babe, and a

718
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 2: Taco Bell shredded chicken caesadia, which they don't anymore because

719
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: they got rid of shreaded chicken, and half of a

720
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 2: thin crust Domino's pizza.

721
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 4: This is such a good prompt. Okay, okay, Oh wait,

722
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 4: I forgot about dessert.

723
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 2: I'm I'm gonna say, oh ah a soft serve from

724
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 2: Chick fil A because their soft serve I think is

725
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 2: the best fast food soft serve.

726
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 4: Really.

727
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, have you ever had.

728
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 4: Dairy queen though?

729
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: Okay, then maybe actually a dairy Queen blizzard with vanilla

730
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: ice cream and Reese's.

731
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 4: Yeah wait, blizzard blizzard. I actually think the blizzards aren't

732
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 4: that good. I think that Dairy Queen like a chunky

733
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 4: ice cream moment. I do like chunky ice cream as well,

734
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 4: but the blizzards you have to eat with a spoon.

735
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 4: I kind of wish it was suckable. Well don't we all?

736
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: Okay?

737
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 4: Okay, so I my first thought honestly, is a Culver's

738
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 4: double butterburger.

739
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: Have you never had Culver?

740
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 4: Culver's is a Midwestern chain restaurant. I would also maybe

741
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 4: get a Culver shake as my dessert. I'm making two

742
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 4: things from Culver, Okay, that's fine. I'm gonna go with

743
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 4: McDonald's fries. I feel like because I am a breakfast diva,

744
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 4: it's my favorite meal. I'm gonna throw in a McDonald's

745
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 4: sausage and cheese.

746
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say not a mcgriddle.

747
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 4: No, well with the midgriddle? Is that the one with

748
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 4: with a pancake. That's a very me I love sweet

749
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 4: and savory, But I do think the classic is the

750
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 4: the sausage and cheese mcgriddle.

751
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I mean McMuffin.

752
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 4: Yes, the sausage, the sausage sausage negg McMuffin, which has

753
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 4: like a visceral like we would only get those when

754
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 4: my family would go on like vacation and it was

755
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 4: so nice. I would I would probably. No, I would

756
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 4: definitely throw in the the raising canes Texas toast. I

757
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 4: think for chicken, Yeah, it's gonna be raising canes, like

758
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 4: I would pick raising canes over Popeyes, but maybe I

759
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 4: would just get a Popeyes. No, no, no, I would

760
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 4: never get Popeyes separately. I would only ever get the

761
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 4: sandwich and I can't have two sandwiches. No, I can't cheat.

762
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 4: That's crazy, that's crazy. So I'm like, not a soda diva.

763
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 4: And I also feel like I haven't clicked into what

764
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 4: you've clicked into, specifically Fountain drinks, which can you describe

765
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 4: it has like it doesn't have an aspartain in it?

766
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: Or like, no, I think it's about the fizz. Yeah,

767
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: the carbonation is is very different than if you pop

768
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 2: a can or a bottle.

769
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 4: Well, isn't it a little flat?

770
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 2: No? No, it's it's actually more fizzy then. Well then,

771
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 2: and also I think it's more the syrup is more concentrated.

772
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 4: Than Actually, maybe I need help. Where am I getting

773
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 4: a diet coke?

774
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: Hmmm from a gas station?

775
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's it, I'm getting. I'm getting a seven

776
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 4: eleven diet coke. I already said Culver's ice cream. I

777
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: have to say when you first asked me, I was like,

778
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 4: I want a frosty, But I literally just got a

779
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 4: Frosty on Sunday. Not that good. Sorry, Wendy's. Frosty's could

780
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 4: be better.

781
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: I've never been a Wendy's diva. I've never eaten one

782
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 2: of their weird square burgers. I think I've only had

783
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 2: the chili and a Frosty before.

784
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 4: And then I'm definitely gonna pick the Pizza Hut pizza

785
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 4: that has the stuffed crust.

786
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,360
Speaker 2: It's so good.

787
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 4: It's so good. Oh it's disgusting, but it's good.

788
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: Something that I forgot that I do want to throw

789
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 2: in is there is a chain in Florida called Miami

790
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 2: Subs and they have amazing euros and also all of

791
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: their restaurants would have a huge mural of the ocean

792
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 2: inside and that I was obsessed with that. Oh my god. Wait.

793
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: Something that we didn't talk about is with like the

794
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: McDonald's of it all the play place.

795
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sure started a actual pandemic amongst kids with

796
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,760
Speaker 4: the amount of germs it exchanged at a play place.

797
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 2: But I loved playing in a play place when I

798
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 2: was a kid.

799
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 4: Yeah I did not, I mean well, I mean I would,

800
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 4: I would. So we only went, as I said, we

801
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 4: only really went to McDonald's for breakfast on vacations. I

802
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 4: had this polish babysitter named Michelle, who would also take

803
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 4: a very polish name. No, it's not, but she would.

804
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 5: Say, like Michelle, why so much just kind of polish,

805
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 5: So she would she would.

806
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if she was like kind of like

807
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 4: doing it against my parents wishes knowingly, but she would.

808
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 4: Me and my sister would get to go to McDonald's

809
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 4: if Michelle was babysitting, and going to McDonald's is a

810
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 4: very babysitter, yes, vibe it is baby's it's getting babysitter vibes.

811
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 4: And I do babysitter or like your mom's new boyfriend, yes, yes,

812
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 4: and Michelle also give a mom's new boyfriend.

813
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:06,440
Speaker 2: By the way, with Michelle a woman, yes she was.

814
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 4: She was a single mom who worked too hard. So

815
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 4: the only time I would play at the play place was

816
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 4: with Michelle and I just the My only real memories

817
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 4: is that the playplace was frequently closed because someone pissed

818
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 4: shit or vomited on it.

819
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: Of course, has anyone ever been murdered in the McDonald's Playplace?

820
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 4: I want for sure, I would bet so much money

821
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 4: on it.

822
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 2: Those feel like a liminal space that like maybe could

823
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: be a portal to another dimension. Yeah, like Narnia, Like

824
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 2: if you go in the ballpit, like you like go

825
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 2: through and then all of a sudden, you're like falling

826
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 2: from the sky.

827
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 4: You and I we've been talking a lot about chain restaurants.

828
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,280
Speaker 4: I think we honestly are are you passionate about this topic?

829
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 4: And I'm so hungry because of conversation though has been

830
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 4: overwhelmingly positive, And I think we need to talk about

831
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 4: chain restaurants that are shit. And I think that IHOP

832
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 4: and Denny's should go to hell.

833
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I have a soft spot for Denny's because when

834
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 2: I was in when I was in middle school in

835
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: high school, I went to an art school that was

836
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 2: like far away from where I lived and I had

837
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 2: to take a train to school and the train station

838
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 2: that I went to there was a Denny's right next

839
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: to it. And when I was in high school, one

840
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 2: of my friend and my favorite thing to do would

841
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 2: be to get dropped off at the train, skip our

842
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: first class, and go to Denny's and get breakfast. So

843
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 2: I do have a soft spot for Denny's, but I

844
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 2: do agree that the food is not good.

845
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 4: I have that relationship to waffle House. The food is

846
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 4: not good. But the esthetic value of waffle House is

847
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 4: very you and my brand, Like for sure, it's it's

848
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 4: diner feel. The waitress is kind of giving, like honky Tonk,

849
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 4: kind of like graveyard shift, like Blue Island Tu PACs

850
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 4: a Day, Yeah, blue Inliner and like blonde Extensions.

851
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 2: But I think the thing for me is diners are

852
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 2: a sacred space. I need a non chain diner.

853
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 4: Yes, well, what are the chain diners aside from walchap House, No,

854
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 4: Denny's an ihak Oh yeah, they're diners, right, we're right, Okay,

855
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 4: no non chain diners one hundred and ten percent, except

856
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,359
Speaker 4: Cracker Barrel. Is that a diner? No, no, right, it's

857
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 4: a restaurant and a store.

858
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 2: So this weekend when I was in the Catskills, we

859
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 2: went to a restaurant that was the old country Store, okay,

860
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 2: And it was either the kind of restaurant that Cracker

861
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: Barrel is based on, or it was trying to reverse

862
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 2: engineer a mom and pop version of the Cracker Barrel.

863
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 2: Like literally, there was a porch out front full of

864
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 2: rocking chairs, there was a country store inside, and then

865
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 2: a restaurant that looked like an unbranded Cracker Barrel.

866
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 4: That's kind of fierce did they were they successful?

867
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 2: The food was very good. I had pair cakes and

868
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 2: they were delicious. It is probably better than cracker barrel Yes,

869
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: because actually I really wanted biscuits and gravy and they

870
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 2: didn't have it.

871
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 4: To be honest, cracker barrel food isn't that good?

872
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 2: Like, oh, it runs right through your Yes, the chicken

873
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 2: fried chicken I like.

874
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 4: I love water down coffee, which is part of why

875
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 4: I like Diners.

876
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: Same burnt water down coffee.

877
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

878
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 4: I can't really think of anything else that's amazing other

879
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 4: than the biscuits. But the biscuits are better than Popeye's biscuits.

880
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 4: I think they're better than KFC biscuits.

881
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: The little like apple, the app hot apples they give

882
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: you on the side are good.

883
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 4: They are, but they're not amazing biscuits. They're just like

884
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 4: better than the rest.

885
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 2: But the gravy is great. And I love playing the

886
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: little the game, the stick and a Hole game, even

887
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 2: though I'm really bad at it.

888
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

889
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: Oh, I love Bookbebo. We went to Bogudbebbo a lot

890
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 2: when I was.

891
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 4: A kid, and you, as an adult, made pilgrimage to

892
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 4: the door design.

893
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: I actually never went didn't you. Oh but I did.

894
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 4: Actually, Rose, I will remind you that you fiercely advocate

895
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 4: it for you, me and Phoebe's Christmas party to be

896
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 4: at the Deree designed and it never happens, which we

897
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 4: would have had to I think drive a very far

898
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 4: way to get to or so.

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00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 2: I think it was like an Encino.

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00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had to cancel because of the pandemic. Yeah,

901
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 4: but it was worth it.

902
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: That's unfortunate.

903
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 4: Wait, Bukaabeppo is so dystopian to me. It is actually like,

904
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 4: I don't remember anything about the food.

905
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 2: It's it's like family style Italian food. They do have

906
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 2: a pretty bang in chicken marsala.

907
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is no, this is a

908
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 4: chain restaurant, ma Giano's Cana ma Giano's.

909
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: I actually once went to Thanksgiving at Maggiano's.

910
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 4: I would go to Thanksgiving at Maggiano's this year.

911
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: And I had I had, I had the baked ham.

912
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 2: It was delicious, but very salty.

913
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 4: Maggiano's is legitimately good food, right, I actually haven't had

914
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 4: it since the kids.

915
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 2: No, it's not good.

916
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,240
Speaker 4: It's not good, but it's better than cheesecake factory.

917
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 2: No, nothing is better than Cheesecake Factory.

918
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 4: We briefly touched on it. I don't know if you

919
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 4: have a favorite thing at Cheesecake Factory, simply because you

920
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 4: know the menu is roughly the size of like great Expectator.

921
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 2: I love the Evelyn's favorite pasta. They used to have

922
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 2: pine nuts, broccoli, a bunch of stuff. They used to

923
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: have a really good shrimp belt that was delicious. And

924
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 2: the bread.

925
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 4: I don't remember anything except the pumper nickel bread in

926
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 4: the bread basket.

927
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 2: Let's talk about chilis.

928
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 4: I've never been.

929
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 2: I love chilies, the chicken crispers, are you kidding me?

930
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 3: The caeso ough chili baby, and the molten lava cake.

931
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 2: Fuck, I've never been. I think go about that at

932
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 2: night when I'm jerking off.

933
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 4: What's the kind of chili? What's like Chili's? But it's

934
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 4: about wings? It's uh is it Chili's?

935
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 2: Wait?

936
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 4: Maybe I have been to Chili's. Does Chilis do a

937
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,280
Speaker 4: lot of wings? Do they have like a wings special?

938
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 4: One time I took my friend, my best friend Ben

939
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 4: to like a I think I went to a Chili's whatever,

940
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 4: I don't remember. We ended up spending like a lot

941
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 4: of money at Chili's or at whatever restaurant whatever.

942
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 2: I would go to a Chili's right now, I am

943
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 2: so hungry.

944
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 4: What about arcade chain restaurants? Oh yeah, Chucky Cheese. That

945
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 4: pizza had cracked in it. It was there was sugar

946
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 4: in the sauce.

947
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 2: I didn't spend a lot of time at Chucky Cheese.

948
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: As a child, we had a I mean, yes, I

949
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 2: we went to Dave and Busters occasionally, but we had

950
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 2: a local sort of like game restaurant that was called

951
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 2: Wilt Chamberlain's after the I think he's like a basketball guy.

952
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 4: I don't know name for a che restaurant.

953
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh. Actually, when I was a kid, so I always

954
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 2: love cheeseburgers. I mean who doesn't. And the best cheeseburger

955
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 2: was at a chain restaurant in Florida called the Roadhouse,

956
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 2: which I think is like a thing that lots of

957
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 2: regions have their own version of. It's the kind of

958
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 2: place where they have peanuts out and like you throw

959
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:24,800
Speaker 2: the shells on the floor. They also have really delicious rolls.

960
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,479
Speaker 4: We are currently within walking distance of a David Buster.

961
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 4: Should we go with Phoebe right now and we'll record it.

962
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 4: You're gonna be on the on the Okay, it's gonna

963
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 4: be Phoebe on the street. We're going to David Busters.

964
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 4: We're bringing a microphone. It sounds to.

965
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: Me that's a little Dave.

966
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 4: Do you think Do you think Dave and Buster have

967
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 4: ever explored each other's bodies?

968
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,720
Speaker 2: I think they have.

969
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 4: Have you ever been to that restaurant where they're just

970
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 4: like mean to you on purpose? What you've what you've

971
00:51:58,880 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 4: never been to?

972
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Are you talking about every

973
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 2: restaurant in New Yorks? I don't know?

974
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 4: Okay, no, no, I have to say this because I

975
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 4: know the Virgin's at home will appreciate the reference. There

976
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 4: is a restaurant called ed Dubevics where wait, I need

977
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 4: to actually see if it's a chain restaurant. For I'm

978
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 4: I'm positive it's a chain restaurant.

979
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 2: Ed I've never heard.

980
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 4: I need to tell you, I need to I need

981
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 4: to talk about this. Uh oh, it's not a chain restaurant. Yeah, okay, Okay,

982
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 4: you'll appreciate this. So this is not a chain restaurant.

983
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 4: But I feel like any Virgin from Chicago will understand

984
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 4: that there's a restaurant called Eddabevics where the waiters and

985
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 4: waitresses are mean to you on purpose as part of

986
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 4: their job, and.

987
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 2: They'll like what how means?

988
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 4: So they'll like walk up to the table and be

989
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 4: like here's some fucking menu and like throw menus onto

990
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 4: the table like literally like yeah, and like be like

991
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 4: whatever and like if you need anything, like don't bother me.

992
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 2: Well, they say, like personal insults. You're ugly.

993
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 4: So everyone who sits at the Beebeks has to wear

994
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 4: a hat made of like paper that like twists at

995
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 4: the top. It looks like a like a rotted little

996
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 4: dun's cap that the waiter pulls around your head, like

997
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 4: you know, like around your head and like makes it

998
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 4: for you and they write something on it based on

999
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 4: how you look or whatever. It's like just right the

1000
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 4: bat cut or whatever, like no, I'm not joking. And

1001
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 4: the end the humor was on that level of like

1002
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 4: offensively and it'd be like like closeted, like you know,

1003
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 4: like like substitute teacher vibe.

1004
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 2: Honestly like that. Maybe we should open a franchise.

1005
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I would be so good.

1006
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 2: Okay, Loretta LLC. We are bringing this restaurant to New

1007
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 2: York City.

1008
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 4: Okay, work that I feel like a weight has been

1009
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 4: lifted off my shoulders because that the fact that the

1010
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 4: restaurant exists is psychotic.

1011
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 2: I need a weight to be placed in my stomach.

1012
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 2: I need to eat something immediately.

1013
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 4: Let's get out here and walk straight with the day.

1014
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 4: Slide into our dmst like a Virgin four twenty sixty nine,

1015
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 4: and let us know what's your favorite chain restaurant? What's

1016
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 4: your favorite item out of the six hundred page tome

1017
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 4: that is the Cheesecake Factory menu.

1018
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 2: And make sure to come back next week when we

1019
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 2: will be talking about Barbie with Trixie Mattel who else?

1020
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 4: Who else? We just saw her at the premiere she liked.

1021
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 2: I mean, we didn't see her in person, we weren't there,

1022
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: but we saw we saw the foot, we saw the

1023
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 2: phone from the.

1024
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 4: Fire Island, we saw the guests. Yeah, this is a

1025
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 4: very timely episode and you'll also be getting our Barbie

1026
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 4: takes at some point, so stay tuned for that.

1027
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 2: Yes, by our merch at like a Virgin four twenty

1028
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1029
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1030
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1031
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Speaker 2: slash Like a Virgin for weekly bonus episodes. This one

1032
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Speaker 2: we did a little dispatch from Fire Island and got

1033
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 2: very candid of out some of our sex stories little sexcapage.

1034
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 4: No no, no, it's fine, It's all pay Welt.

1035
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 2: You can also follow us at Like a Virgin for

1036
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 2: twenty sixty nine On Instagram, you can follow me anywhere

1037
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 2: you want a Rose Damu.

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Speaker 4: And you can follow me at frands.

1039
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 2: Who Like a Virgin is an iHeartRadio production. Our producer

1040
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:25,280
Speaker 2: is Phoebe Unter, with support from Nikki Etoor and Lindsay

1041
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: Hoffmann until next week. See you Suckers my and here's

1042
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,279
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1043
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Speaker 2: a patron at patreon dot com slash Like a Virgin.

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Speaker 4: Do we have any like tips or tricks on how

1045
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 4: to plan a good group vacation? I feel like we

1046
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 4: have actually a lot of tech.

1047
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 2: Well I feel like you do because I do not

1048
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 2: participate in the planning.

1049
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 4: Well, you actually participate in some of that. I would

1050
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 4: say that you and I were together to curate a

1051
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 4: certain kind of vibe and to make certain components of

1052
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 4: bit fun and to make this feel like a different

1053
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 4: kind those fire Island troops, not like the other girls,

1054
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. First and foremost, Okay, let's

1055
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 4: talk about rule number one. Okay, Rule number one is

1056
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 4: you don't invite anybody to our house unless you tell

1057
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 4: the house first.

1058
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 2: Yes, And the house does get to decide whether or

1059
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 2: not that person gets to come yes.

1060
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 4: And why is that rose.

1061
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 2: Because someone can show up and really harsh the vibe,

1062
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 2: and especially on this island specifically, Yeah, is full of

1063
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,919
Speaker 2: entitled hot people.

1064
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 4: That are friends of friends of friends. People will absolutely

1065
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 4: just show up and be like can I charge my phone? Right?

1066
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 2: And also it's like a lot of people who don't

1067
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 2: necessarily have their own situation here, and like I have

1068
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 2: been one of them my first couple of years. Coming

1069
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 2: here was always like staying at someone's house and.

1070
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 4: Like, love you, power to you, but this is not

1071
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:01,399
Speaker 4: a hostile no, And people will show up and then

1072
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 4: just not leave, and then they'll eat your lunch and

1073
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 4: then they'll be nude in the pool without telling anybody first,

1074
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,280
Speaker 4: and they'll mooch off of your drugs and they won't

1075
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 4: know the vibe at all.

1076
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they will literally like try to stay until

1077
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 2: everyone's going to sleep, and they will try to sleep

1078
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:17,959
Speaker 2: their tent.

1079
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 4: And it's like no, no, get out of the house.

1080
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we, I mean, as I'm sure with all

1081
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 2: the other people here, have put a lot of work

1082
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 2: into curating the right group, the right vibe, the you know,

1083
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 2: planned meals and activities, and you know, it's just not

1084
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:43,600
Speaker 2: it's not the move to just show up or to

1085
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 2: invite someone over without letting everyone else know. And I

1086
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 2: now that I'm almost thirty five, I turn thirty five

1087
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 2: on Friday, Like, I am totally fine being like no,

1088
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 2: actually your friend shouldn't come over.

1089
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 4: I will actually say I'm not just really fine. I

1090
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 4: actually enjoy Yeah, I actually enjoyed being like, hey, sorry

1091
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 4: to be mean, mommy, but actually, like we've worked really

1092
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 4: hard on this trip and we all pay a lot

1093
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 4: of money to be here, and you shouldn't even apologize

1094
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 4: for being mean, mom. You should just say like, hey,

1095
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 4: like no, so logistically speaking, this isn't gonna work out. Yeah,

1096
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 4: that's all it has to be. But yeah, no, I

1097
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 4: think that's a very important rule. In terms of meals.

1098
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 4: We kind of do a half plan, half pantry. It's

1099
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 4: like we you know, justin our beautiful friend has given

1100
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 4: us three full dinners that were like planned ahead and

1101
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 4: I brought tons of groceries. Yep. Four Oh my god,

1102
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 4: right furday Friday, Saturdays. Wow, that's it was like, honestly incredible.

1103
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 4: What have we eaten so far? I feel like it's

1104
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 4: so we had what was the first night we can

1105
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 4: do that order? We did? We had a delicious ribs.

1106
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 2: We had ribs one night, we had wings. Last night

1107
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 2: there were meatball subs.

1108
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: Oh.

1109
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 2: And then the first night Amy made the salmon which

1110
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 2: was so oh. Also some incredible desserts, like our friend

1111
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 2: Amy made pavlova, which was so fucking good. I've had

1112
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 2: an agent not a not a dessert that I like

1113
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 2: frequently eat.

1114
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 4: And a dessert that's difficult to make in this climate.

1115
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 2: Honestly, So when it comes to the meal prep, planning

1116
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 2: and execution, I recuse myself, Yes you do, because I

1117
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 2: don't cook. I don't like to cook.

1118
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 4: I'm not.

1119
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 2: A you know. And we are traveling with people who

1120
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 2: love who get such joy from not only cooking for

1121
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 2: other people, but all of the work that goes into that.

1122
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 2: So all I want to do is step out of

1123
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,479
Speaker 2: their way and let them and so once they leave,

1124
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 2: it does become more of an every trend for her

1125
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 2: self situation. But we did not for dinners. Not for dinners.

1126
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 2: We you know, we went chopping this morning and got

1127
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 2: easy stuff to make, like stuff to grill burgers and

1128
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 2: hot dogs and that kind of shit and you know,

1129
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 2: like pasta, and it's just going to be a lot

1130
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 2: scrappier for the next couple of days.

1131
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 4: And that is totally fine. Yeah, I mean, I will say, so,

1132
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna be maybe grill daddy for the day. Mommy, No,

1133
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be grill daddy. Okay, yeah, I think I

1134
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 4: I think I have to be grilled daddy. I don't

1135
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,280
Speaker 4: know if there is a grill mommy archetype.

1136
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 2: That's perfect because I did not know how those things

1137
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 2: were going to get cooked.

1138
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 4: Really happy that you're on top of it. Yeah, I'm

1139
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 4: so lad I was socialized as a man. We should

1140
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 4: have gotten some coleslaw or something. Oh no, we have

1141
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,479
Speaker 4: the greens, and we can actually whip up a kind

1142
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 4: of coleslaw using greens or like potato salad or yeah,

1143
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 4: well we'll just we'll just do salad. Yeah, it's fine.

1144
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 4: And then I'm you're hearing it live. Yeah, you're hearing

1145
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 4: it live. I'm also going to be doing a Alison

1146
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 4: Rowman big pot pasta with sausage and broccolien, and you're

1147
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 4: gonna make an ice box cake. I'm going to make

1148
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 4: an ice box cake. I'm going to make kish for breakfast,

1149
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 4: and we're also going to do breakfast tacos at some point.

1150
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 4: But no, that's half plan, half pack. Justin literally made

1151
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 4: a pie and brought it here, Like I kept all

1152
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 4: the condiments and sauces, made a homemade a hummus like

1153
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 4: a caramel, the fish sauce caramel? Was it for me?

1154
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 2: Just like having to carry all that stuff on the boardwalk,

1155
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 2: like I was struggling walking to the house from the

1156
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 2: pier with just my luggage. Yeah. I have not been

1157
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 2: that like sweaty and gross after a like a commute,

1158
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 2: a ten minute walk in a long time.

1159
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 4: I have to say something I've learned about myself in

1160
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 4: my thirties. I don't want to schlep. I don't want

1161
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 4: to schlep. I don't want to schlep anything for anyone.

1162
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 4: And if I can pay eight dollars to the pine's pantry, yeah,

1163
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 4: to deliver our groceries, which they did well.

1164
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 2: That's why when this morning when they offered us delivery

1165
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 2: and everyone was like, oh, well we could tell.

1166
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 4: I was like, no, we're paying that. Those fourteen year

1167
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 4: old girls better bring it over stat yes.

1168
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 2: Oh, the girlies who work at the Pines Pantry are

1169
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 2: either our strongest allies or the.

1170
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 4: Most homophobic people in the world. And we have no idea.

1171
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 4: We have no idea, And I love that mystery. Yeah,

1172
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 4: not knowing. I don't need to know. I don't need that.

1173
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 4: None of my business. It truly is none of my business.