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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: fun show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast. God,

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Speaker 1: we got a full house. They're Scary and Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: Brody and Garrett and Scottie b and Froggy high Frog. Hello,

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Speaker 1: and there's Daniellow and of course there's a straight Nate

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Speaker 1: with his mad libs. Yes see, here's the thing I remember.

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Speaker 1: And Froggy you probably remember too, Like the age of nine,

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Speaker 1: these were the funniest things ever. Well I did do

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid, Okay, in a long time.

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Speaker 1: They were funny when you did him too. I remember

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Speaker 1: going on a road trip with my friend Jason, and

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Speaker 1: we were driving with my parents to the beach for

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Speaker 1: the summertime, and we had a book of mad libs

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Speaker 1: and we in the backseat. We got yelled at by

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Speaker 1: my dad for laughing too laugh. Yeah, how dare you

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Speaker 1: have fun back there? It's an experiment. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's as funny when you're grown up. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We bought some mad lib stuff during the pandemic because

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Speaker 1: we're looking for ship to do at home. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: and you know, like tidy stuff nice. We never got

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Speaker 1: to them I still have a brand new mad Lib

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Speaker 1: books and I'll give them to you. Well, do you

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Speaker 1: want to do one right now? Yes? Sure, Daniel part

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Speaker 1: of the body, but okay, elvis adjective adjective, Uh, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. See this is what I hated like growing up.

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Speaker 1: I was so nervous when an adjective came to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, and I don't know what adjective I could

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Speaker 1: use next to but well, horny might be farther down.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You're not supposed to think that, though,

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you just supposed tory is a good one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need a adjective adjective sexy, Okay, sexy, but Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: I need a verb pumping pump okay, Garrett, I need

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Speaker 1: a nown this again, I'm having I'm seriously having just

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Speaker 1: do any anything, Nate, that's a proper now, proper didn't

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Speaker 1: skip him. I'm getting just skip me, But he didn't

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Speaker 1: skip me. Uh so, guy, what do what do is her?

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Speaker 1: What is your nown? He said, Nate? Nate, No, that's

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Speaker 1: not that's not gonna work here. It's producing producer. What

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Speaker 1: about producer? Okay? Uh Froggy, I need a plural nown penises.

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Speaker 1: There we go. See, that's what we need. Prody. I

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Speaker 1: need a silly word mcgegygy okay, Danielle. I need an

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Speaker 1: adjective jumping. Okay, that's a verb. It is it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can say jumpy's elvis. I need a color puce,

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Speaker 1: of of course, scary. I need another color color magenta, magenta, gandhi.

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Speaker 1: I need a part of the body U viola Okay,

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Speaker 1: the dangly thing hang in the back of my throat.

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Speaker 1: It's Brandon Froggy. I need a plural noun titties about it.

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Speaker 1: Roggy's playing it the way I used to play the Brody.

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Speaker 1: I need an adjective ugly Okay, and uh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna ask Garrett. I need a noun, don't say Disney

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Speaker 1: World person placement things I know thinking Scotty. I need

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Speaker 1: a noun huh scotty. I need a noun butt hole.

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Speaker 1: There we go. This is going to be something, all right,

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Speaker 1: You're ready? Yes? Are you guys ready? Yes? It's called

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Speaker 1: making up when you are getting ready for school each morning.

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Speaker 1: Does your mom let you wear makeup on your butt?

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Speaker 1: If she does, then here are some horny tips to

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Speaker 1: help make you look you're most sexy. Always be sure

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Speaker 1: to be pumping your face first. Use a cloth made

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Speaker 1: out of Disney World. Garretts you ruin it and some soap.

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Speaker 1: Dry a soap that has penises in it, which is

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Speaker 1: good for you. It's good. If you're going to wear foundation,

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Speaker 1: make sure the label says mcgegy. That means the makeup

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Speaker 1: won't give you jumpy pimples. Pit colors that are complimentary,

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Speaker 1: like puce and magenta. Try not to get your lipstick

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Speaker 1: on your uvula. If you do, use some titties to

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Speaker 1: get it off. Go for an ugly look. The point

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Speaker 1: of makeup is to make the most of what you have,

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Speaker 1: not to look like a butthole. I think it's still stands,

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Speaker 1: still stands, but you have to use titties and buttholes

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Speaker 1: that road. I think, to be fair to Garrett, a

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Speaker 1: cloth made of Nate would have worked. It's better than

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Speaker 1: Disney you made. You've made lamp shades out of your victims.

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Speaker 1: You know, if a noun is a person, place or thing.

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Speaker 1: He said, a person out a place Nate and Disneyland. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, fair enough. I still contest that you have

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Speaker 1: to use stuff like butth holes lives. You don't know

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Speaker 1: what we're it's gonna fit in, how it's going to

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Speaker 1: fit in. But you can write penises and titties and

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Speaker 1: buttholes in any story and it's funny. It was funny

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Speaker 1: automatically makes it do that. Let's just do away with penises. Okay,

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Speaker 1: butthole all right, hang on, let me come and things

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Speaker 1: like that. Talk amongst yourselves for a moment, Nate after

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Speaker 1: the show, I want you to go back to the

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Speaker 1: store where you bought it from and return the book

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Speaker 1: with the with butth hole written. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: You're writing in the book. Now, Think I'm writing in

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Speaker 1: the book. Think think like Froggy was. All right, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: I need an occupation. I would say, uh, proctologist. There

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Speaker 1: we go, all right. I need an adjective, gandhi handsome.

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Speaker 1: Does that work? No, I'm not really. But the word

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Speaker 1: I want to say I'm not allowed to say, uh, slutty.

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Speaker 1: How about that? There we go? Yeah? I need I

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Speaker 1: need a number sixty nine. Yes, there we go. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Scott so fast, Scotty. I need a silly word.

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Speaker 1: I'm quiet dick hole Elvis's favorite insults. I love dick hole,

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Speaker 1: I mean as far as insults. Okay, same occupation, broctologist.

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Speaker 1: I need another number Danielle twenty nine, twenty nine. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need a place, Scarrett, don't say Disney World, a deli, Deli, Brody,

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Speaker 1: I need another place the South Bronx. What did you say,

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Speaker 1: your your your mother's ass? Okay, your mother's as you're

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Speaker 1: playing the game scary. I need a past tense verb,

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Speaker 1: scary tense verb fucked, delivery of that all sweaty here.

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Speaker 1: I need an adjective elvis. Oh, she now has to

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Speaker 1: be oh. I would say, uh, drew bushy, all right,

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Speaker 1: and then same occupation halt. When I grew up, I

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Speaker 1: want to be a proctologist, just like my mom. She's

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Speaker 1: worked really hard to get there, and Mom said that

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Speaker 1: it's worth every slutty minute. It all started when she

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Speaker 1: was sixty nine years old. She went to see the

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Speaker 1: movie dick Hole, and that was enough. All Mom could

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Speaker 1: think about was being a proctologist. Mom went to school

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Speaker 1: for twenty nine years in Delhi. Uh to make sure

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Speaker 1: to your mother's Ass where she open her business, and

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Speaker 1: during the time she met and fucked my fucked his dad.

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Speaker 1: It started a family that actually worked. I know that

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Speaker 1: it's going to be bushy, but just think how proud

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Speaker 1: she's going to be when I tell her that I

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Speaker 1: want to be a proctologist just like her. All Right,

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Speaker 1: it worked. They Oh my god, your word actually worked

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Speaker 1: in this context of the story. Scared. Okays haven't changed

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Speaker 1: because I was always that guy or that person that

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Speaker 1: that add the word that didn't fit. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: always you don't know, but you don't know when by

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Speaker 1: chance though, I was always that kid. Yeah, you just

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Speaker 1: have to stick to the theme of we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be obnoxious and yeah, awkward isn't exact. We're really analyzing

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Speaker 1: mad libs. Even it makes sense that I feel like

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Speaker 1: you cheated on it because you're know what's coming next, right,

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Speaker 1: They was asking leading questions. Yeah I need a different answer. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta make it funny. Frog plays the way it's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be played, anyway, cools grown adults. I don't

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Speaker 1: know any of those yes or no books. I like

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Speaker 1: those with the invisible Link. No, I don't remember those.

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Speaker 1: They went hand in hand, he said. I thought, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was a big yellow the big yellow highlighter and

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Speaker 1: it was like literally revealed the answer while you was scribbling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there was a big rack of them in the station

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Speaker 1: Sary store. Yeah. Oh they have those now, but they

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Speaker 1: have them with like drawings and stuff. So it's like

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Speaker 1: invisible pen and you put the pen over it and

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Speaker 1: like a dinosaur, you know pen. You probably got cancer

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Speaker 1: because of And now you can watch port on your phone.

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Speaker 1: Things are changed, Nate. So we play our poetry for Neanderthals. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think we need more time for this. Well maybe

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Speaker 1: not uh, poetry for Neanderthals. It's kind of like pyramid, right,

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Speaker 1: I give you the clue, and so, like Danielle, you'll

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Speaker 1: have to face the other way so you don't see

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Speaker 1: the answer. And then then you can only give clues

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Speaker 1: that are one syllable, right, okay, Okay, So it sounds

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Speaker 1: like we're grunting, like right, So for instance, if I

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Speaker 1: held this up, okay, and you can only give clues, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: for Danielle to guess that can only be syllable. Okay,

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Speaker 1: tell me when I can go meat dick. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: like that, Okay, expecting that Dick is definitely Danielle right

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Speaker 1: to the point. All right, all right, hang on, I

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Speaker 1: could have said hot and she says, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Then I said, dog, is that a compound ner? Why

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Speaker 1: is this? Hang on and Pepper? I just saw a

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Speaker 1: good one go by? Oh you did? Oh there's some

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Speaker 1: on the other side. Oh, okay, you're ready now, Gandhi

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Speaker 1: turn away? May I give it? Yes, sweezy spud potato? No,

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Speaker 1: it's oh the top one, go to the bottom one.

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Speaker 1: I gave her the alright, let me find another one.

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Speaker 1: Don't you know this is a topies on the bottom? Really? Hello, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you love this day? Are you ready for for? Gandhika?

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Speaker 1: You're in pain? Daniel? What's wrong? Let me see ahead?

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Speaker 1: Bake potato cake, pandemic? Uh, that's not one silable the

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Speaker 1: worst series of so uh Scott ape ape ape fruit,

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Speaker 1: get away from bake? What great? No, no tree bake,

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Speaker 1: scott ain't not gonna get it? Loaf, salad, banana. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well there's one syllable word, charka. That was a hard one.

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Speaker 1: That was a difficult. I like anytime he gets super hard.

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Speaker 1: Daniel's like, that's dumb. We don't like that one. I

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Speaker 1: was like, really, how the hell you can hear it,

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Speaker 1: No you you do this one for everybody, for every

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, God, shit, toilet, fun, fun, shit. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: what's going on with you? Well? You conducting it off

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Speaker 1: the struck? This is hard? Hold on what one syllable? Yes, shit, fun, shit, fun,

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Speaker 1: fun hole, fun, globe, house, hard house, house, shit, toilet

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Speaker 1: out house, no party a day, fun house, fun hou house.

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Speaker 1: Never he said, I said house, party, party, party, house, shit, party, shit,

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Speaker 1: shit ship. Yes. Is that how you boom when you

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Speaker 1: having O? My god, I love your party party. That's

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Speaker 1: our house house? Is this Jesus? The fifteen Minute Morning

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