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<v Speaker 1>We're from Gwenette County. Of course, our teacher is the

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<v Speaker 1>hot man.

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<v Speaker 2>We're from Gwennette County. Of course we're a dictadopia. We're

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<v Speaker 2>from Grunette County.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, we got prescribed methadone in tenth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>We live, we're from we're from We're from Gwennette County.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course we're abusing our prescription. Adderall. We're from Gruennett County.

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<v Speaker 1>You said your mom's still in the hospital road, Can

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<v Speaker 1>I come over? Oh my god, Okay, we're from Gruenett County.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the medicine cabinet?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, beauty translated listeners and anyone anyone from Gwenette County. Hello,

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<v Speaker 2>shout out to the Gwenett County listeners. Where they just

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<v Speaker 2>shot a dude for shoplifting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I saw that. I saw that on the heat

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<v Speaker 1>at work. Yeah, they went on a they chased him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what did he steal?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you steal? Yeah? No, it's awesome like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time, like I see like a story from Gwinnette County,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's always like it's always like teenager arrested for

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<v Speaker 1>throwing puppies in a river, or like yeah, or like

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<v Speaker 1>Gwinnette County PD shoots man sixty seven times for.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, right a pack of gum or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, for like shoplifting from a pack sun that's closing,

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<v Speaker 1>that's like, yeah, no, it's it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Is your favorite place, baby?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think it should make a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>sense that we come from there, you know, it should.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it should also make a lot of sense

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<v Speaker 2>to people that I didn't finish high school. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, this is where people come to listen to irreverent, funny, sexy,

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<v Speaker 2>flooding hot bitches with cool opinions that make cool opinions.

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<v Speaker 2>They might not be correct, Yeah, they might not be

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<v Speaker 2>correct opinions.

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<v Speaker 1>They might not have any basis in fact or reality

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<v Speaker 1>or reality, but they're cool opinions. They're cool opinions. Yeah. So,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to another episode of Beauty Translated.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all so excited. Well, I'll be honest, Janie and I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't recorded this episode yet, so I don't actually know

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<v Speaker 2>what's in store for us yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're excited. But we're excited. We're excited. We're kind

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<v Speaker 1>of having a weird day. We're kind of doing stuff

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<v Speaker 1>out of like chronological we're having another Slaughterhouse five days,

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<v Speaker 1>another Slaughterhouse five it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Very slaughterhouse five vibes. It's giving slaughder house. Yeah. Well, Jane,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to talk a little bit about who

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<v Speaker 2>we've o the pod today?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a friend of the show, friends of many shows

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, and host of her own show, Western Kabuki

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<v Speaker 1>Period where they discuss you know, culture politics, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>basically kind of kabuki theater. Yeah, a lot of a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of what we like and what were a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of it touches on a lot of our personal predilections

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<v Speaker 1>as well, and so yeah, we're very pleased to have

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<v Speaker 1>Juniper join us, you know, putting person beer person at

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<v Speaker 1>can't ever Die. She goes by many aliases, and that's because,

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<v Speaker 1>as we'll probably get into, she's been banned from Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's, you know, that's what hot girls do.

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<v Speaker 1>We persevere, we slay, and we are going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful, wonderful conversation about the irreverency of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the modern state of the Internet, which at one point

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<v Speaker 1>was normal and now is filled with people like me

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<v Speaker 1>and Carmen and Juniper.

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<v Speaker 2>So and I understand, Janie, this is our Twitter episode.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the one the fans have been waiting for.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is the Twitter episode. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>dive into the psychology of tweeters, the ones that tweet,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that read, the ones that lurk, the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that get verified, the ones that don't. And the man

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<v Speaker 1>behind the curtain that owns it all, who's sort of

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<v Speaker 1>a modern day Baron Harkonen from the un and his

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<v Speaker 1>name escapes me now, but I'm sure we'll get into

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<v Speaker 1>all that in our Twitter episode with Juniper.

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<v Speaker 2>So, without further ado, here we go with Jennifer. Baby,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't we introduce our guests, Janie, we have to

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<v Speaker 2>date with us, one of your friends, take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, another another friend of the show, another fellow podcaster,

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<v Speaker 1>Jennifer from Western Kabuki.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so happy to be here. Thank you for inviting me. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>this is such a joy.

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<v Speaker 1>I liked how you asked me before I recorded on

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<v Speaker 1>your show, how would you like to be introduced? And

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<v Speaker 1>I meant to do that for you. Yeah, So I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I can't do that now. No, I guess you

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<v Speaker 1>got to go for it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's perfect. No, you did it perfectly. No, I like

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<v Speaker 3>I liked your reaction on ours. What did Caleb say, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>like a ship poster and you were like no, you

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<v Speaker 3>were like repulsed. You were like repulsed by that was

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<v Speaker 3>it was so good funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, like I don't take it

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<v Speaker 1>as like an insult. I do kind of like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, like I've definitely like used Twitter and TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>and like all these things to like kind of build

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<v Speaker 1>a platform. But yeah, I like, I like being funny,

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<v Speaker 1>and I like shit posting us here like I do,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like ruffling people's feathers and YadA YadA.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do kind of see this.

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<v Speaker 1>All just like as a means to an end, to

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<v Speaker 1>get people like aware of like my art, the things

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<v Speaker 1>that I actually care. The thing is like I spend

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<v Speaker 1>like thousands of hours like making music, performing stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I spend like literally zero point two seconds thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of trip. So you know, it's just like to be

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<v Speaker 1>called a shit poster. I'm like, I mean, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it's accurate, but.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I totally I absolutely know where you're coming from there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there was there's just like because we've had that reaction

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<v Speaker 3>before too, and it's like, yeah, I know, like so

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<v Speaker 3>many people that we try to have on do like

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<v Speaker 3>all sorts of like art and like I love like

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<v Speaker 3>the thing that I love about Twitter, specifically transwitters, like

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<v Speaker 3>or I'm doing air quotes with trans Twitter because that's

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<v Speaker 3>like such a nebulous like phrase. Yes, but but but

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<v Speaker 3>like so many now oh especially not yeah, but like

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<v Speaker 3>so many trans people do like our artists or have

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<v Speaker 3>like creative hobbies and it's I just love that. That's

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<v Speaker 3>like my favorite type of shit about found.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm just I'm happy to be talentless and connected,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, talentless and well connected. There's a real job

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<v Speaker 2>I do, like you do, produce. I actually wanted to say, like,

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<v Speaker 2>when you guys are listening to this on Wednesday, this

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<v Speaker 2>episode comes out, I will be on a film set.

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<v Speaker 2>I signed up to be the production assistant. And I

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<v Speaker 2>looked at the call sheet just now and I told

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<v Speaker 2>them in some meetings that I like have some audio

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<v Speaker 2>experience and I know, like a little bit about audio

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<v Speaker 2>and blah blah blah blah blah. Well now I'm on

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<v Speaker 2>the call sheet as sound and I'm like this is

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is to be like a fucking I

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<v Speaker 2>Love Lucy episode tomorrow, so good luck. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, you're gonna kill it. Just pretend like you

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<v Speaker 3>know what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Turn around and like google everything really quick, like you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>sound is pretty. I mean, can you hear hello? How

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<v Speaker 2>hard can it be? Sorry? So uh yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>let's let's let's try. Let's try to focus on a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit I have I wanted to say about ship posting.

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<v Speaker 2>I've wanted to have an episode about ship posting for

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<v Speaker 2>a while. So I'm happy you're here. I know that

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<v Speaker 2>that is not all in an all encompassing term as

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<v Speaker 2>to describe who you are, but I'm personally I love

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<v Speaker 2>ship posting. I coined the on my Instagram. I was

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<v Speaker 2>so proud the day I came up with it. My

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<v Speaker 2>bio forever now is just ship posting from the mother

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<v Speaker 2>toilet and increditory know what they're saying it for when

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<v Speaker 2>they see that bio anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, no, posting. Posting is an art form like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It is an art form.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's not. It's not really a real work.

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<v Speaker 1>A valuable art form in the like well in the

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<v Speaker 1>sense that like I think hear me out, I think

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<v Speaker 1>that like a really good movie or a really good

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<v Speaker 1>like song or album can like change your perspective on things,

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<v Speaker 1>or really good book you know, Like that's art that

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<v Speaker 1>I think, like really like you know, can genuinely make

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<v Speaker 1>a difference. Like you know, people will roll their eyes

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<v Speaker 1>if someone's like, yeah, dude, that that three eleven album

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<v Speaker 1>in my.

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<v Speaker 2>Life, but like you know, for someone it did, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, and that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that is something I don't think posting uh is

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, having the same kind of impact.

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<v Speaker 3>It's had like a different okay, but hear me out,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it has a different impact. I've been thinking about

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<v Speaker 3>Putin has opened the world's the oldest vault, like that phrase.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I am like so blad all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Like like it's a it's a it's it's a different

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<v Speaker 3>kind of art because like it's it's not that it

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<v Speaker 3>changes your life, but it just rewires your brain in

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<v Speaker 3>like a terminally unwell way, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, I'm so glad. I want to start here

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<v Speaker 1>because yeah, this is our Twitter episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We want.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about Twitter. I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the characters, the side plots, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just so I don't have a Twitter. So I am

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<v Speaker 2>like going and blind here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're going to be introducing a lot of not

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<v Speaker 1>biblical terms, and there is a legendary, a legendary Twitter person,

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<v Speaker 1>very beloved and uh we love you too. You're very

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<v Speaker 1>early follow for me when I first made my account.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, No, you're a you're a old homie,

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<v Speaker 3>You're you're an old one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. I said the same thing to Vera Drew too.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, like you've I've always been one

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<v Speaker 1>of your shooters and she was like, I've never heard.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, that's so funny because I said, like,

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<v Speaker 3>I just said that same phrase like oh this this

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<v Speaker 3>person has shooters to someone in real life recently and

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, wait, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's so I love.

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<v Speaker 3>I love using that like type of for people who

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<v Speaker 3>are just yeah, like they're like normal, they don't have

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<v Speaker 3>these brainworms.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's also it's also kind of like a wrap

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah, that's that's true. That's true, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Is funny because I mean a lot of like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like Twitter Lingo's just stuff that's like either downstream

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<v Speaker 1>from like you know, like black art or down downstream

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<v Speaker 1>from like queer arts.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a lot of things in general though, But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm so glad you because I have

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<v Speaker 1>a series of notes here, had a series of like

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<v Speaker 1>people that I wanted to touch on and concepts, characters, things,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, one of the first ones to be and

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<v Speaker 1>probably the most recent one, which is actually kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a fallout of TikTok from what I'm I'm understood, Juniper,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go ahead and tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the world's oldest.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so, okay, a TikTok user, this is this is

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<v Speaker 3>just what I understand. I'm not a TikTok user, but

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<v Speaker 3>I just saw this post where this person says that

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<v Speaker 3>Putin has opened the oldest Vault and revealed biblical old

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<v Speaker 3>biblical images of like historical figures, like you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>like all the like the Disciples of Christ, Jesus, and

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<v Speaker 3>they're all like these images that were in the Oldest

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<v Speaker 3>Vault were all they were all black, which like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>on its face, they probably like they of course were

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<v Speaker 3>like not white, like like historical figures in Christian times

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<v Speaker 3>were definitely like black and brown, and like they're not white.

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<v Speaker 3>But just just the phrase Putin opened the Oldest Vault

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<v Speaker 3>is just like there's just something about it. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>it's in my brain forever now, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I also the same way, the same there's a very

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<v Speaker 1>similar phrase. A very recent thing that had a similar

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<v Speaker 1>effect on me was the Kamala Harris I think you

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<v Speaker 1>just fell out of the coconut tree where literally, like

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<v Speaker 1>I remember that day, I was like hungover and I

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<v Speaker 1>was at work and I was like walking away from

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<v Speaker 1>tables because I kept thinking like, oh, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't she taken a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you would think that because that's the way it

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<v Speaker 1>lives inside your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, that was one clip.

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<v Speaker 1>Then then all day, like every I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>repurpose that phrase in everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was like because like it was that day

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<v Speaker 3>when when like that that same period when the and

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<v Speaker 3>it's gone around before. But her weird version of singing

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<v Speaker 3>the Wheels on the Bush so like she goes like

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<v Speaker 3>for free people who don't know like I, So okay

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<v Speaker 3>for context, I still like listening to her version of

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<v Speaker 3>the Wheels on the Bus has destroyed my previous understanding

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<v Speaker 3>of that song. I still don't remember how it's supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to sound. But this is how Kamala sings it and

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<v Speaker 3>this is the only way I know it now is

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<v Speaker 3>the wheels on the bus go round and round. And

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<v Speaker 3>then she does like she does like a laugh, She

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<v Speaker 3>like hysterically laughs.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so funny to like use that and get

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<v Speaker 1>the melody and then give the entire world.

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<v Speaker 2>This like incorrect Mandela.

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<v Speaker 3>She has permanently rewired how I understand that song. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know the normal way.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't snack that memory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this is interesting because you are you are

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<v Speaker 1>kind of convincing me of your points a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>that maybe I'm still maybe not convinced this useful art,

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<v Speaker 1>But there kind of is something artistic to being able

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<v Speaker 1>to like implant like inception things in people's brains that

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<v Speaker 1>they just like I can't fucking get out. Like Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all day I was thinking about like oldest What the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck the oldest fault faults are?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you quantify qualify? How do you qualify which

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<v Speaker 3>vault is the oldest? You?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are all the fault are they all? Wat? I

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<v Speaker 2>just don't understand where he comes in.

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<v Speaker 1>He they cut the vault in half and to see

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<v Speaker 1>how old the fault was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just the oldest vault so is that like

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<v Speaker 2>older than the Pyramids, like I would have to assume.

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<v Speaker 1>So right, yeah, it's the oldest vault because our vaults

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<v Speaker 1>have a fault and that have been open. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the oldest of wide open.

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<v Speaker 2>The vault. Fuck. Oh now that's gonna be in my

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<v Speaker 2>brain forever. So there there.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another one that I've written down here, and Carmen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious if you're familiar with this phrase, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is one that's like through my brain a lot. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard the phrase Charlie Brown had hose? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to clarify for audiences, we did not pre record this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just me and Juniper's mind melded right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, do you care to explain Charlie Brown head hose.

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<v Speaker 3>So, So, from my understanding of this one, this one

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<v Speaker 3>is basically the principle behind this one is how any

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<v Speaker 3>social media, but especially Twitter, I feel like and maybe TikTok,

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<v Speaker 3>people will just like say whatever, They'll just say bullshit,

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<v Speaker 3>just make shit up. So somebody posted Charlie Brown has hose,

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<v Speaker 3>and someone yeah yeah, and someone quotes sweet it's saying

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<v Speaker 3>like you guys just make up anything or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like someone was like you guys just say any bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>So now whenever someone's just like saying insane bullshit, some

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<v Speaker 3>people will like, and I've done this before, will quote

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<v Speaker 3>tweet like like let's say the world's oldest ball, like

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<v Speaker 3>a quote tweet variant, and that would just be like

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<v Speaker 3>Charlie Brown had hose because people just say, you, like,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever bullshit. It's just like a phrase to represent just

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<v Speaker 3>how insane some things that people will say.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of this kind of like trickles down. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like into my little realm of Instagram because I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I do see some things like me when I

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<v Speaker 2>lie or like I feel like that has had to

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<v Speaker 2>come from Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>H I mean so much of Instagram, Like there's so

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<v Speaker 1>many like meme pages on Instagram that are just screenshotting tweets,

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, this is another funny thing, Juniper.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very curious if you've experienced this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, has anyone ever like sent you something from

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<v Speaker 1>like another social media up and you've been like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that person.

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<v Speaker 2>They've blocked me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, It's like I don't know how even like

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<v Speaker 1>it's it feels like crazy, like knowing the lore behind

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<v Speaker 1>an account of that is just posting like the dumbest

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<v Speaker 1>thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, It's like either that or it's like, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 3>my mutual like they're home.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's my that's two films, two film cell

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<v Speaker 1>too Furious.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've I've sadly, I hate to admit it, but

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<v Speaker 3>I have sadly experienced both of those a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like over the years.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah but no, that's like part of why I eventually

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<v Speaker 3>came to Twitter in the first place is because I

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<v Speaker 3>used to be and this is very shameful to admit,

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<v Speaker 3>I used to be like a Facebook politics poster, like

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<v Speaker 3>back in the in like twenty fifteen, like in the

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<v Speaker 3>Bernie twenty sixteen, I would like post on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like I wasn't in communities. I would just like.

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<v Speaker 3>Annoy my friends and family and like acquaintances, and they

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<v Speaker 3>hated it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so annoying. I was probably not person fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>but like a training extra annoying and like it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh here comes that trainy posting her Bernie sandersh it again,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That that reminds me of another very niche brain worm

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<v Speaker 1>that I've I've had in my head for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like every Thanksgiving usually around that time, I see

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<v Speaker 1>this tweet. But someone tweeted something like, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>year I finally convinced my granddad to vote for Bernie Sanders.

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<v Speaker 1>This year I finally convinced him about socially its final.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how Bernie will still win.

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<v Speaker 3>This is how going to win that time.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, here's here's how Bernie. Here's how Warren. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's how I feel about people.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry to get okay, here's how my stroke is

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<v Speaker 1>still second.

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<v Speaker 2>People are gonna get mad. That's how I feel. When

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<v Speaker 2>people are talking about Joe Biden winning this election. I'm like,

0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:18.520
<v Speaker 2>baby's scrapped. Okay, okay, like he's done, Like, yeah, I do.

0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Just love how this election is the same as the

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<v Speaker 3>last election, but they're just older and worse, like both.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't die by October.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, yeah, I feel like there's gotta be this,

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<v Speaker 1>like like there's probably so many people that like voted

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time and might have like in another

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<v Speaker 1>world like have been like politically engaged from that, but

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<v Speaker 1>now it's like we already did this and you didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I already fucking voted for Joe Biden. I'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>do it again.

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<v Speaker 3>This is going to be a horrible election for people

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<v Speaker 3>who have dementia. They're gonna be like wait, like wait,

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<v Speaker 3>I already voted. I voted already.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get any shot. Yeah. No, people will literally

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<v Speaker 2>stuck in like twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty, like, yeah, I can relate on the Facebook thing

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<v Speaker 1>I used to I actually still am like is set

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<v Speaker 1>as a moderator on a Bernie campaign thing that someone

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<v Speaker 1>like from my hometown like invited me to.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I stopped using it because I was posting a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of memes like just like shit posting this like literally yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and because my friend would post the more political stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>I would post the more kind of funny stuff to

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<v Speaker 1>get like shared around do like agi prop that way, And.

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<v Speaker 2>I shared a meme.

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<v Speaker 1>I shared the meme that was like fuck Joe Biden,

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<v Speaker 1>all my homies hate Joe Biden. And a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>people like found that post and accused me of being

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<v Speaker 1>a Russian wow, because they were like, no one would

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<v Speaker 1>use the term homie any war.

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<v Speaker 3>What No, No, I've said it twice this episode already.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless maybe I'm Russian as well. I guess maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a Russian.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, honestly, any members of the homie collective exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say, you had the homie on

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<v Speaker 3>like you had the Home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, he's the homie. Absolutely, he's the.

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<v Speaker 3>Home Marcos Russian. No, No, I don't I think he's

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's Hispanic. Yeah, I think he's Hispanic. I

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<v Speaker 3>think he's Latino.

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<v Speaker 2>He could be the first Mexican Russian.

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<v Speaker 3>He's kind of Greek coded, like kind of how Stavros like,

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<v Speaker 3>he's kind of Stavros a little bit, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, my brain with something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wanted I wanted to ask you a little like, so,

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<v Speaker 1>like when did you like joined what?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Yeah, so I after the twenty sixteen election, I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of stopped using Facebook for politics, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>even worse, even worse, Oh my god, no, even worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Read it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was on it. I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was on Reddit from like twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was mostly like in the politics read it

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<v Speaker 3>and I was on the Chapel trap House subreddit. And

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<v Speaker 3>then after the Chapel trap House reddit, Yeah, I got suspended.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, you know what, half the posts I

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:10.960
<v Speaker 3>consumed were just screenshots of Twitter. I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 3>to Twitter, which is where I'm still to this day,

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<v Speaker 3>like five years later. So yeah, So like every like

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<v Speaker 3>posting on every other website was just downstream of Twitter,

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<v Speaker 3>is what I realized, is which is why I moved

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<v Speaker 3>to Twitter.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what I was saying, Like all the ship

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram, like all the meme pages, like all of

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<v Speaker 1>it is just downstream from like weird fucking transaction and

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<v Speaker 1>even post Baron Harkin and taking over you know, we're

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<v Speaker 1>all still there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's kind of fascinating to me because we all

0:23:50.200 --> 0:23:53.440
<v Speaker 1>went through this phase of like, oh this is it

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<v Speaker 1>this everyone in Twitter, and I have to Juniper, are

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<v Speaker 1>you on Blue Sky?

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<v Speaker 2>I am. I don't like super actively use it.

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<v Speaker 3>I like maybe log on like once a day to

0:24:07.280 --> 0:24:09.879
<v Speaker 3>make a single post and that's like about it. Yeah,

0:24:10.240 --> 0:24:11.760
<v Speaker 3>that's like the only thing I do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>If y'all think I should post on Twitter, Like Blue

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<v Speaker 1>Sky literally is the place that I just like say,

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<v Speaker 1>like literally, whatever, I'm embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>I made a thread in like the first like like

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<v Speaker 2>we all did. Don't worry. We all did. Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>We had.

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<v Speaker 3>We had hopes for like a day I could do that,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I I found out that it didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>the juice because I made a post on Threads that

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<v Speaker 3>was like I am in the Arby's bathroom doing hard

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<v Speaker 3>drugs and I got suspended. So I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>if I can't, if you can't post about doing hard

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:46.000
<v Speaker 3>drugs in an Arby's, it's over.

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<v Speaker 2>It's over.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, Oh my god, that's it's literally, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That is you know that's crazy, And yeah, I'll be honest, Carmen.

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<v Speaker 2>Until you said that, I forgot. Yeah, yeah, like I said, get.

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<v Speaker 2>The only reason I haven't forgot about it is because

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<v Speaker 2>when you go on Instagram, they're like, see what's happening

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:07.399
<v Speaker 2>on threads and it's like the most crazy zionis like

0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:12.280
<v Speaker 2>transphobic you ever seen in your life. Yes, I'm like, no,

0:25:12.320 --> 0:25:17.800
<v Speaker 2>they're like baiting me to like click to read more. No, yes,

0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>they know what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're literally like they're trying to rage bait you rage

0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:24.959
<v Speaker 1>bab They'll show you like an insane thing so that

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<v Speaker 1>you'll want to like real solve threads so you can

0:25:29.400 --> 0:25:32.840
<v Speaker 1>yell at this person. I'll be honest, It's it is

0:25:32.880 --> 0:25:37.080
<v Speaker 1>sometimes almost worked on me, Like I am bat Petties.

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Rage is a powerful, like in raging people powerful and

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<v Speaker 3>I really.

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Like the social media people have like figured that out.

0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:49.240
<v Speaker 2>The social media powers you have fed out and they

0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:52.439
<v Speaker 2>are like, yeah, where are just little rage gerbils and

0:25:52.480 --> 0:25:54.840
<v Speaker 2>a hamster will Well hamster. And that's why you have

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<v Speaker 2>to like resist that urge.

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:58.600
<v Speaker 3>That's like, that's why I like mostly try to just

0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:04.600
<v Speaker 3>hang out, make jokes fun. The my, my principle to

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:06.440
<v Speaker 3>social media is just to hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>You just hang out a good time, have a good time. Yeah,

0:26:11.960 --> 0:26:15.159
<v Speaker 2>cracks and joke. You're the world on there. You're not

0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:16.840
<v Speaker 2>changing limes, You're not.

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:20.160
<v Speaker 3>I learned that when Bernie lost twice. I was like, oh,

0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:22.919
<v Speaker 3>this ship, this ship. We can't do it on Twitter.

0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:24.440
<v Speaker 3>You can, we cannot do it here.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, but I memed, so yeah, that's part of

0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:35.399
<v Speaker 1>the reason why I was like, like I I've heard

0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>people say, like I've literally heard people in real life

0:26:39.080 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 1>say like, yeah, like Trump memed his way into the

0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:43.159
<v Speaker 1>election into the president.

0:26:43.400 --> 0:26:47.480
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, there was no me magic meme.

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:49.800
<v Speaker 3>Magic is not real. Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well Trump is another good kind of launching

0:26:56.680 --> 0:27:01.560
<v Speaker 1>off point to like Twitter characters.

0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, there's so many.

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:07.920
<v Speaker 1>And Trump was one of the He's back then, I legitimate,

0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:11.359
<v Speaker 1>I legitimately think there's an argument to be made. And

0:27:11.440 --> 0:27:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I just want to clarify for our listeners who might

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:17.640
<v Speaker 1>be confused. I am not saying this as an endorsement

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:18.920
<v Speaker 1>of Trump or his politics.

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:21.280
<v Speaker 2>I think he's bad. I think he should be pulled

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:24.120
<v Speaker 2>apart by hounds, and that would be it would be amazing.

0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:27.880
<v Speaker 1>But there's a legitimate argument that Trump is like the

0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>best poster of share. I'm sorry, serious, Share is my

0:27:32.480 --> 0:27:33.200
<v Speaker 1>favorite poster.

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:39.240
<v Speaker 2>No, you come on, No, you haven't.

0:27:38.960 --> 0:27:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Seen some of Trump's tweets. If you if you think

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:44.440
<v Speaker 3>that there's some there's some heat. Oh my god, Trump

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 3>has some heat.

0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Is he like still up to it? He's not tweeting though.

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:52.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he posted his Mudge mugshot and he kind of

0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:56.040
<v Speaker 3>dipped again, Like what's what? Like, what are some of

0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:59.120
<v Speaker 3>the iconic ones that he's he's had the diet coke one.

0:27:59.119 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 3>I know it's pretty iconic.

0:28:00.880 --> 0:28:04.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm googling right now. I don't know how good these

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>are gonna be.

0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:08.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the salad's good. The taco salad person, Yeah, No,

0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:08.720
<v Speaker 2>you're right.

0:28:09.119 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 3>One of his mast treats is, I have never seen

0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:13.560
<v Speaker 3>a thin person drinking diet coke.

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:20.920
<v Speaker 2>That is so gay. That is a caddy that's like

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 2>caddy boy.

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:29.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is another good one. Barney Frank looked disgusting nipples,

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:35.440
<v Speaker 3>nipples protruding and his blue shirt before Congress, very very disrespectful.

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:40.680
<v Speaker 3>Say he is a sassy game. He said, yeah, oh,

0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 3>this is another fucking golden one.

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:42.600
<v Speaker 2>One of it.

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:47.760
<v Speaker 3>I think maybe his magnifoldus best line in the Elizabeth

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:53.280
<v Speaker 3>Warren Beer catastrophe is to her husband, shit, sorry, okay,

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:56.480
<v Speaker 3>thank you for being here. I'm glad you're here. That's

0:28:56.480 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 3>the end of the quote, and then he continues, it's

0:28:58.480 --> 0:29:02.640
<v Speaker 3>their house. He's supposed to be there. He's supposed to

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 3>be there.

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Why would you did he there?

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:11.800
<v Speaker 1>He has a point, I've got I've got one right

0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 1>here that I do really like a lot. Robert Pattinson

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:17.720
<v Speaker 1>should not take back christ She cheated on.

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Him like a dog and will do it again. Just watch.

0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:22.680
<v Speaker 2>He can do much better.

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:25.080
<v Speaker 3>And not only is there that one, but he's tweeted

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:29.280
<v Speaker 3>about that specific relationship like over ten times, if I

0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:32.400
<v Speaker 3>remember correctly, Like he was really invested in Robert Pattinson

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:34.960
<v Speaker 3>and Kristen Stewart's relationship at the time.

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I think Robert Pattinson or something.

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I have a Cora posts in front of me with

0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:48.800
<v Speaker 1>all of his like Robert Pattinson. It really is so paggy,

0:29:49.240 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Like this is like straight up like a faggy way

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 1>of talking.

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:56.720
<v Speaker 3>No, Like I genuinely like, I'm not even being ironic,

0:29:57.120 --> 0:30:00.280
<v Speaker 3>no irony here. I think he if he was a

0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 3>morning talk show host instead of running for president, he

0:30:03.240 --> 0:30:05.479
<v Speaker 3>would be so much happier. He just wants to be

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 3>like the more Good Morning America host and talk about

0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:11.360
<v Speaker 3>like the goss every day. He just wants the celebrity guys.

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:12.480
<v Speaker 2>And I think we should let him do it. I

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I do too. He's so funny. He's so funny.

0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember who said this, but yeah they're They're

0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:23.440
<v Speaker 1>like it was I am stealing this take from someone else,

0:30:23.480 --> 0:30:25.720
<v Speaker 1>but like yeah, saying like yeah, just let him like

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 1>pretend to be the president and give him give him

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 1>a show call that president says or whatever, and it's

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, yeah, you guys two secret servicemen that

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:38.720
<v Speaker 1>like have to follow him for life now like behind

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 1>him and they're just you know, uh, and they have

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:44.320
<v Speaker 1>like a mock up they have their filming in the

0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>House of Card Set and yeah, they've still got the

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 1>House of Card Set, right. Yeah, it would be way

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 1>more watched than fucking anything Tucker Carlson's doing right now.

0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh. Absolutely.

0:31:04.760 --> 0:31:07.080
<v Speaker 3>You you brought this up before, we like earlier today

0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 3>Janey and in DMS. But the ninety seven year old

0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 3>soda shop, that's that's been one of my favorite ones.

0:31:12.880 --> 0:31:14.080
<v Speaker 2>This this like last year.

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, do you wanna do you want to explain

0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:17.360
<v Speaker 3>that one?

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, I would love to so I I.

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this this kind of goes back into the more

0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 1>brain worms earworms kind of thing we were talking about

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:31.640
<v Speaker 1>at the beginning. But yeah, one of my favorite tweets

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:33.560
<v Speaker 1>that I see go around every once in a while

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:37.640
<v Speaker 1>is this tweet that says, and I'm not reading this,

0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:40.480
<v Speaker 1>but I know it says that like pretty much verbatim,

0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>because this ninety seven year old soda shop still makes

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 1>their soda the old fashioned way.

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 2>And it's like.

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 1>A video that's like of like a soda jerk I

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.200
<v Speaker 1>think they're called, Yeah, and he's like squeezing like some

0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:59.960
<v Speaker 1>like cola syrup and then like like pouring like so.

0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Alter over it.

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.560
<v Speaker 1>And this one's very interesting to me because it is

0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:09.240
<v Speaker 1>very like indicative of kind of where we're at as

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>an online community, especially on Twitter, where like we have

0:32:13.560 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 1>reached like I think everyone except everyone with like a

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 1>working brain goes like this is insane, Like the way

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 1>this website works is so fucking stupid.

0:32:25.320 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh yeah that.

0:32:26.400 --> 0:32:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Once a fucking week, this same video goes around and

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 1>people are so impressed that it's like achieve this like

0:32:35.400 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>like another level of like meta irony where people will

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:43.280
<v Speaker 1>just like retweet the video like not even like meme

0:32:43.320 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>against it, Like people just retweet the video and be

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 1>like I'm contemplating suicide guys, and just say like deep

0:32:50.480 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 1>things that are like on their minds. And yeah, it's

0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:55.760
<v Speaker 1>like fascinating to me.

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 3>The like meta memification, Like I hate saying it this way,

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:03.080
<v Speaker 3>but the meta memification of like those type of posts,

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:04.680
<v Speaker 3>because there's a lot of those like that. This is

0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 3>Apple's best feature. Is another one that's like kind of

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:10.400
<v Speaker 3>been like meta mem ifi or like like I don't

0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 3>know what you call that, like irony, like post irony,

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 3>sort of like memed I don't know.

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>I hate to invoke this, but it reminds me of

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>the God. This is so not in the Bible. It

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 1>reminds me of the video that I Dubs made about

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Sam Hyde where I don't know if you guys have

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>any what I'm talking about, but he made this kind of.

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh no doing that.

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Uh, don't don't worry, kit, I'm very serious, don't worry.

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:47.040
<v Speaker 1>But he explains like irony on like kind of like

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:51.840
<v Speaker 1>a circle and kind of like like normal irony being

0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:56.719
<v Speaker 1>like something like sarcasm, I guess, and then like meta

0:33:56.840 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 1>irony being like saying something serious but you mean it,

0:34:01.560 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 1>but it's like still funny because it's not that serious.

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's a really hard phenomena to describe. It's

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:12.320
<v Speaker 3>probably not like a new phenomena, but it's like happening

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:14.600
<v Speaker 3>on Twitter at like an exponential rate. And I just

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 3>in the chat sent one of my favorites. And it's

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:19.439
<v Speaker 3>like kind of a double whammy here because you've seen

0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:21.480
<v Speaker 3>like the mud Men, the mud Men on the like

0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:22.880
<v Speaker 3>oil rig video.

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:26.759
<v Speaker 2>I was just looking for that if you have Oh yes,

0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:27.200
<v Speaker 2>I love this.

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, nice so to give me on the old

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:41.000
<v Speaker 3>still s the old fashion. Yeah, so there's like different

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:44.480
<v Speaker 3>like edits of it, like it's like a green pitch

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 3>like tinted version of it, and it's like, yeah, glorp, I.

0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:48.600
<v Speaker 2>Don't know fucking know.

0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 3>And that's like the quote tweet of the like mud

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Men video where it's like slime field workers of Venus,

0:34:56.360 --> 0:35:00.080
<v Speaker 3>they only get paid sixty seven credits a solar cycle.

0:35:00.200 --> 0:35:02.800
<v Speaker 3>You didn't realize the price that's paid to get the

0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:06.200
<v Speaker 3>coolant for your jingle wat and spidooper devices.

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Yep. And I feel like we're.

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Going out of order because like anyone who just like

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.719
<v Speaker 3>listened to me say mud men and then read that

0:35:13.800 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 3>probably has no fucking ideas. And I don't know, have

0:35:19.600 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 3>you ever dreamed of these men?

0:35:21.120 --> 0:35:23.359
<v Speaker 2>I've just seen this video and I thought, wow, that's

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 2>pretty fucking sexy.

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:29.480
<v Speaker 1>You know, let's try to explain, like I have personally

0:35:29.600 --> 0:35:34.520
<v Speaker 1>nicknamed this video the diary if you go to if

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.879
<v Speaker 1>you go to my Twitter and search diarrhea Factory. I've

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:41.800
<v Speaker 1>mentioned it a handful of times because there's this video

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 1>for our listeners who cannot see the mud Men video

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:51.480
<v Speaker 1>of these men doing some sort of like oil drilling

0:35:52.239 --> 0:35:55.560
<v Speaker 1>as something. I'm I'm gonna be honest, I have no

0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:57.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking idea what they're doing.

0:35:57.719 --> 0:36:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Cracking, that's what that's what we're tracking.

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're fracking and every so often, like

0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 1>literally like once a month, if not more.

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:13.399
<v Speaker 2>A right wing account that's named.

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Like historic Tutor or like traditional Pass like something like.

0:36:18.680 --> 0:36:21.280
<v Speaker 2>That, some sort of like trad account.

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, well we'll post this video and be like,

0:36:25.320 --> 0:36:28.680
<v Speaker 1>is there anything more difficult than this? Can you imagine

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:33.360
<v Speaker 1>a woman doing this? And it's it's this just nonsensical

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:36.880
<v Speaker 1>video of men that are really dirty, and from what

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I do know, I still don't know what they're doing.

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 1>But there is a woman that like quote tweeted it

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.799
<v Speaker 1>and was like, yes, I do this every day. I

0:36:44.880 --> 0:36:49.320
<v Speaker 1>don't get near as dirty or do as many OSHA violates.

0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:52.360
<v Speaker 3>So yea, they don't have like any protective gear on

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:56.200
<v Speaker 3>in this video. They're breaking all all the rules in

0:36:56.239 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 3>the book. Yes you know, yeah, because.

0:36:59.760 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 2>That's is gay to not want to die at work?

0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Is it gay to work? And the to not want

0:37:07.760 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 1>to work at the diarrhea factory?

0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 3>It is in fact gay to follow ocean. I will

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:16.279
<v Speaker 3>say that it is gay to do that.

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. See that's another Twitter one that I'm very familiar with,

0:37:19.880 --> 0:37:25.359
<v Speaker 2>because yeah, asking myself how many different things could be gay? Oh,

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:28.840
<v Speaker 2>the fellas, I think I became very, very very this

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 2>is like, this is a deep cut. This has thrown

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:34.759
<v Speaker 2>it back. But y'all remember the whole It was a

0:37:35.280 --> 0:37:38.040
<v Speaker 2>maybe it was a collection of Facebook statuses. I don't know,

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:40.799
<v Speaker 2>but the smell of his colon when he walks by,

0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:45.440
<v Speaker 2>the smell of his colon. God, that collection of no

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:48.560
<v Speaker 2>is that supposed to be It's like this whole series

0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 2>of like women tweeting about how much they love the

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:56.839
<v Speaker 2>smell of a man's colen. And there's they all don't

0:37:56.840 --> 0:38:00.680
<v Speaker 2>know how to spell the word cologne, and that's such joke. Oh,

0:38:00.760 --> 0:38:02.480
<v Speaker 2>that's amazing. Millennia.

0:38:02.800 --> 0:38:05.680
<v Speaker 3>I feel like, yeah, I'm like kind of a millennial.

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:07.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm like right on the cusp. I'm like, yeah, I

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 3>can appreciate some of them. Yeah, no, I'm twenty eight.

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:15.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm like red at the tail ENNI I think is nice.

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah she is a gen z. Yeah I'm not. I'm not.

0:38:18.719 --> 0:38:19.760
<v Speaker 2>I identify as.

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 3>But no, the like like the ninety seven year Old

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:29.640
<v Speaker 3>Diner and like the the the mud Men video, the

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:32.520
<v Speaker 3>Diarrhea Factory, like those are all examples of things that

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 3>like will become like meta, like that meta that new

0:38:36.640 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 3>like extra layer of meta irony over it, you know,

0:38:40.440 --> 0:38:42.640
<v Speaker 3>like Twitter. I feel like in the last year has

0:38:42.680 --> 0:38:46.319
<v Speaker 3>just been especially leaning into that ever since Elon took over,

0:38:46.360 --> 0:38:51.480
<v Speaker 3>and everyone's becoming like more brain dead and more like nazified.

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:53.600
<v Speaker 3>You know, It's it's like a weird It's been like

0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:55.439
<v Speaker 3>kind of a fun thing seeing some of this ship,

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:59.120
<v Speaker 3>But I don't know is it worth as I definitely, oh,

0:38:59.120 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 3>it definitely feels I feel like I'm more stupid than

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:02.799
<v Speaker 3>I've ever been.

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, yeah, you know, it's like it's not really like

0:39:07.960 --> 0:39:11.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, I like it might be like cringe to say,

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 1>but like I liked Twitter, Like I liked the way

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:17.239
<v Speaker 1>like it was, like even if it was like I mean,

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.319
<v Speaker 1>first of all, like social media is bad, like all

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:20.319
<v Speaker 1>social media is bad.

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Twitter's no different. I recognize that.

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 1>But you know, I made a lot of friends, you know,

0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:28.080
<v Speaker 1>like like junipersaid, like having fun, like there was a

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:29.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of fun to be had.

0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we wouldn't have half if.

0:39:33.320 --> 0:39:33.360
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually, you know what, I want to pull this

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.200
<v Speaker 1>up because I was looking at this earlier. I was

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:45.040
<v Speaker 1>looking up the Wikipedia for Twitter, something I've never done before,

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 1>and one thing I learned was that Twitter actually like

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:54.880
<v Speaker 1>started from a message board app thing like it was

0:39:54.920 --> 0:40:00.080
<v Speaker 1>a thing to post messages for political campaigning for a

0:40:00.360 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 1>group of people called the Ruckus Society thought Ruckus, but

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:11.960
<v Speaker 1>they were trying to protest the two thousand and four

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Republican National Convention.

0:40:13.760 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, so they're like, what's going on.

0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:19.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's interesting to know that the very very

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:25.759
<v Speaker 1>like seed from this was for like left wing political activism,

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:26.880
<v Speaker 1>which is interesting.

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:32.320
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so if you look at their Wikipedia.

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:37.719
<v Speaker 1>And first of all, it's x X Twitter, we ain't

0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>calling it that dog.

0:40:38.760 --> 0:40:40.120
<v Speaker 2>No, we're dead naming.

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:43.759
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like ever since it became X, I know,

0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 3>I understand why transphobe's dead name.

0:40:46.360 --> 0:40:49.439
<v Speaker 2>It's really fucking fun. It's really fun. Yeah.

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, especially it's fun like Okay, look, look if my

0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:56.560
<v Speaker 1>friend used to be named Jacob and then they transition

0:40:56.600 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, no, i'ms are movies, I'd be like,

0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:03.400
<v Speaker 1>you're Jacob until you change your fucking name to something

0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:05.239
<v Speaker 1>like more reasonable.

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:11.520
<v Speaker 2>We're pro dead naming.

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:14.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sorry, I'm joking for I don't know, I don't

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 3>want to be uh no, we're no yea, yeah you can't.

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 2>You can't joke on this podcast.

0:41:20.320 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 3>No, we're serious. This is serious and I am being

0:41:22.480 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 3>serious about dead naming.

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, full service. Yeah, that's meta irony. Yeah,

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:30.799
<v Speaker 1>that's what meta irony is.

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.359
<v Speaker 3>That's just like my brain now at this point, it's

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:37.520
<v Speaker 3>just like who I've become, and it's it's horrible, but

0:41:37.719 --> 0:41:38.520
<v Speaker 3>I'll never change.

0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I think I wanted to post you on this conversation

0:41:40.640 --> 0:41:42.759
<v Speaker 2>is something that I feel like happens to me quite

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 2>a bit in all of this is well, you know,

0:41:45.520 --> 0:41:47.879
<v Speaker 2>since my journey becoming a ship poster, I would say

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:51.440
<v Speaker 2>it probably increased my ship posting a lot. Since, like

0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:54.640
<v Speaker 2>I would say, like twenty twenty two, twenty twenty one

0:41:54.719 --> 0:41:57.440
<v Speaker 2>is when I really became like a pretty avid ship

0:41:57.440 --> 0:42:00.880
<v Speaker 2>poster and just stopped posting about serious shit. I just realized, like,

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm just here to have fun. You know. Are y'all

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:08.040
<v Speaker 2>familiar with pose law? Are y'all familiar with this?

0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:13.560
<v Speaker 1>In reference to the show about drag Queens, it's about

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:20.640
<v Speaker 1>trans women, that's about voting. Non serve that can serve,

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:24.839
<v Speaker 1>will tell any mothers that can serve, will serve.

0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Tell us pose law. Pose law is.

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 3>An I'm just reading this off the Wikipedia is an

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:36.400
<v Speaker 3>adage of Internet culture which says that, without a clear

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:41.719
<v Speaker 3>indicator of the author's intent, any parody or sarcastic expression

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 3>of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:47.400
<v Speaker 3>a sincere expression of those views.

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so.

0:42:49.840 --> 0:42:51.759
<v Speaker 3>So like it's like if it's if I said I'm

0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:53.880
<v Speaker 3>in favor of dead naming and all of your audience

0:42:54.000 --> 0:42:55.799
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, we're going to kill her because she

0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:58.080
<v Speaker 3>loves naming, because they thought I was serious.

0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Can't they can't like detect or any whatsoever. And I

0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>feel like this happens to me a lot because lately

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I've really gotten tired of like the whole Like I

0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:07.640
<v Speaker 2>feel like it's very kind of like a neo Okay,

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:10.000
<v Speaker 2>sorry to be like this, but like I feel like

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:13.400
<v Speaker 2>it's very like a neolib thing to just like constantly

0:43:13.440 --> 0:43:16.839
<v Speaker 2>meme about like Trump, and like in if you're like

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:20.239
<v Speaker 2>still meming about like Trump in twenty twenty four and

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:23.920
<v Speaker 2>not meaning about how fucking stupid Joe Biden is, like

0:43:24.200 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 2>that irritates me.

0:43:25.280 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 3>And I feel like, I wait, you don't want to

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:29.239
<v Speaker 3>you don't want to see another post about how he's

0:43:29.239 --> 0:43:30.040
<v Speaker 3>a cheetah oh.

0:43:30.920 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Over like the second the mugshot happened, I was so

0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:37.440
<v Speaker 2>over all the like the people being like, oh, look

0:43:37.440 --> 0:43:40.680
<v Speaker 2>at the mugshot. I'm like whatever, But I like meme

0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:42.959
<v Speaker 2>a lot about like Joe Biden and like Kamala Harris

0:43:43.000 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 2>because they're genuinely like clowns sometimes, you know, and like

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that makes people think that like I'm

0:43:48.760 --> 0:43:52.279
<v Speaker 2>like a Republican and I'm just like, no, I just

0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:57.400
<v Speaker 2>like think everyone deserves criticism.

0:43:58.920 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:43:59.200 --> 0:44:00.799
<v Speaker 3>No, that's like the that's like kind of the reason

0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 3>why people and all three of us have probably been

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:06.279
<v Speaker 3>called like a Russian asset is because you like criticize

0:44:06.320 --> 0:44:07.120
<v Speaker 3>like democrats.

0:44:07.400 --> 0:44:09.720
<v Speaker 2>You know, we're not supposed to.

0:44:11.200 --> 0:44:15.200
<v Speaker 3>So I have this current theory about Kamala Harris. I

0:44:15.239 --> 0:44:18.959
<v Speaker 3>think I think Kamala Harris we I didn't. I didn't

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:20.840
<v Speaker 3>see this about her when she was running in twenty

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:23.520
<v Speaker 3>twenty for president, But I think the time is now

0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:28.520
<v Speaker 3>to like understand her in a deeper context where she

0:44:28.800 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 3>is politically not the best, she's politically not good, but

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:36.240
<v Speaker 3>she's an analog to Donald Trump.

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:38.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, hear me.

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:41.480
<v Speaker 3>Out, because okay, the coconut tree, the coconut tree thing,

0:44:42.000 --> 0:44:44.319
<v Speaker 3>Like she just says weird shit, like how Trump would

0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:47.520
<v Speaker 3>say and and like this. So there's this video going around,

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:50.719
<v Speaker 3>so yeah, she does like weird She says weird shit

0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:53.359
<v Speaker 3>that's really funny sometimes, just like Donald Trump does. And

0:44:53.400 --> 0:44:56.399
<v Speaker 3>recently she went to I saw this video of her

0:44:56.520 --> 0:45:01.319
<v Speaker 3>going to Puerto Rico and you saw this video, yeah,

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:06.359
<v Speaker 3>like people were protesting and singing in Puerto rican Yeah,

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:08.600
<v Speaker 3>and then they were they were like clapping and Kamala

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Harris walks out of the embassy and they're like singing,

0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 3>but they're singing a protest song and she like starts

0:45:13.480 --> 0:45:16.279
<v Speaker 3>clapping with them and like an aid whispers in her

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 3>ear like and and says what they're saying, and she

0:45:18.560 --> 0:45:21.200
<v Speaker 3>just stops and like freezes, like that's like Donald, That's

0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:23.879
<v Speaker 3>what's something Donald Trump would do. It's like go walk

0:45:23.920 --> 0:45:27.000
<v Speaker 3>out and start clapping and dancing and not realize what they're.

0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:30.719
<v Speaker 2>Paraelan kisses a woman on the stomach thinking that she

0:45:31.000 --> 0:45:34.359
<v Speaker 2>was like pregnant, like type of vibes, you know.

0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Or the or the video of Madonna being like everyone

0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:44.040
<v Speaker 1>stands up? Why standing up? And someone like she's in

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:47.160
<v Speaker 1>a wheelchair. She's like, oh, I guess you have.

0:45:47.239 --> 0:45:52.120
<v Speaker 5>That's it's just like I love that kind of goofy

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:57.399
<v Speaker 5>goof like pre dementia, kind of like behave you know.

0:45:58.680 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I think so this is my also my theory.

0:46:01.960 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 3>Republicans have been talking about this for a while. I

0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:06.040
<v Speaker 3>didn't believe it at first, but I kind of do

0:46:06.200 --> 0:46:10.279
<v Speaker 3>now that Kamala Harris at the Democratic Convention is going

0:46:10.320 --> 0:46:13.480
<v Speaker 3>to replace Joe Biden. Joe Biden will step down and

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 3>Kamala Harris will be the presidential nominee. And little do

0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:20.240
<v Speaker 3>we know, she's going to start saying all the funny

0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:22.799
<v Speaker 3>shit She's gonna she's going to talk about, like the

0:46:22.840 --> 0:46:25.400
<v Speaker 3>mountain or like well, like you know, she's going to

0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:28.200
<v Speaker 3>start doing her Trump yet ship, like the coconut tree,

0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:30.439
<v Speaker 3>the wheels on the bus. She's going to keep having

0:46:30.440 --> 0:46:31.359
<v Speaker 3>these hits in.

0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 1>The I don't know, Yeah, I don't think you're the

0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:37.680
<v Speaker 1>only one that thinks this.

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:40.439
<v Speaker 2>I've kind of seen this theory befloated a little.

0:46:40.640 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I probably will be wrong because I've been

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:47.040
<v Speaker 3>wrong about every single prediction I've ever made politically since

0:46:47.040 --> 0:46:47.840
<v Speaker 3>twenty sixteen.

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:52.400
<v Speaker 2>So feels a little Bernie, like, here's how we can matha,

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:57.000
<v Speaker 2>here's Kamala's here's how matha for Bernie to win. I

0:46:57.040 --> 0:47:01.960
<v Speaker 2>think here's how we can still make those way or

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 2>probably me, this is just men, I'm a fucking idiot

0:47:04.560 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 2>who dropped it. So sorry. I think Joe Biden's just

0:47:11.040 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna drop dead. And like then that's the funniest And

0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:18.040
<v Speaker 2>then like Kamala has to like step up.

0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:22.799
<v Speaker 3>The October surprise is they're going to commit suicide on

0:47:22.840 --> 0:47:23.640
<v Speaker 3>the same thing.

0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:38.799
<v Speaker 1>In a perfect club, right. I got sidetracked with the

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:42.839
<v Speaker 1>Wikipedia thing. But the funny thing is about it is that,

0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:45.440
<v Speaker 1>like it starts off with just a bunch of like

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:48.479
<v Speaker 1>very very very basic information. But then when it gets

0:47:48.480 --> 0:47:54.840
<v Speaker 1>to October twenty twenty two, where Elon Musk acquires Twitter,

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:59.319
<v Speaker 1>it says the platform has been criticized for enabling the

0:47:59.360 --> 0:48:04.839
<v Speaker 1>increased spread of disinformation, hate speech, anti semitism, homophobia, fansphobia,

0:48:05.239 --> 0:48:09.759
<v Speaker 1>and child pornography. O god, and I just love how

0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:14.160
<v Speaker 1>each of those get work. And it's like I don't know,

0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:18.280
<v Speaker 1>like it's it's just it really kind of gives you pause.

0:48:18.480 --> 0:48:23.240
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's like this didn't fail, Like this train

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:26.160
<v Speaker 1>is still along, but.

0:48:26.200 --> 0:48:28.440
<v Speaker 2>At what cost? At what cost is it? You know,

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.280
<v Speaker 2>but is that at the cost of us or him,

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I think like I think it.

0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I think it's at the cost of all of us,

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:38.920
<v Speaker 3>you know, like I think I think buying like that,

0:48:39.120 --> 0:48:43.160
<v Speaker 3>Like Twitter has ruined Elon Musk's brain and not just

0:48:43.200 --> 0:48:46.000
<v Speaker 3>his brain, like he is just the big biggest example

0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:49.440
<v Speaker 3>of the type of person who has just like embraced

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:52.520
<v Speaker 3>the brain route, like we watch like the brain rot

0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:55.439
<v Speaker 3>we consume is that we make, or the ninety seven

0:48:55.520 --> 0:48:57.640
<v Speaker 3>year old diner that makes coke the old fashioned way.

0:48:57.680 --> 0:49:01.160
<v Speaker 3>It's like the fun like bull shit. But then he'll

0:49:01.200 --> 0:49:04.200
<v Speaker 3>see like racist statistics and be like, oh it's interesting

0:49:04.520 --> 0:49:06.520
<v Speaker 3>and like will not do anything of it, you know,

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:11.160
<v Speaker 3>and just retreated as like fact. Yeah, yeah, oh absolutely

0:49:11.239 --> 0:49:13.520
<v Speaker 3>every day he does. Yeah yeah, you know.

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen, like the Twitter like side characters

0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:22.120
<v Speaker 1>were people like Zach Fox or like Temmy Thick, you know,

0:49:22.320 --> 0:49:28.480
<v Speaker 1>like people that like, don't worry kidding, you know, like

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Zach Fox is a.

0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Legitimately like funny person.

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:34.439
<v Speaker 1>He made funny tweets that people like, and that's why

0:49:34.480 --> 0:49:35.320
<v Speaker 1>he got popular.

0:49:35.440 --> 0:49:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:40.280
<v Speaker 1>The main characters now are like Ian Miles, Chong Libs

0:49:40.280 --> 0:49:42.880
<v Speaker 1>of TikTok and Catured.

0:49:42.360 --> 0:49:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, Catured Oh god.

0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:48.480
<v Speaker 1>It's I don't know, like, it's just it's very like

0:49:48.520 --> 0:49:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't worry about the kitten.

0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:52.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, we can talk about No, we can talk

0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:52.640
<v Speaker 2>about that.

0:49:52.760 --> 0:49:54.920
<v Speaker 1>So I would love to talk about cats Shirt is

0:49:55.080 --> 0:49:56.720
<v Speaker 1>very so cats Turd.

0:49:57.120 --> 0:49:59.160
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to explain Catsert? Oh god, I don't

0:49:59.160 --> 0:49:59.759
<v Speaker 2>know if I can.

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:03.000
<v Speaker 3>So basically, so, I've actually known about cat Turd for

0:50:03.040 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 3>a couple of years. Now, this this is going to

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 3>sound insane to anyone who doesn't know. But but Jane,

0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:10.160
<v Speaker 3>do you know spurt Magoo on Twitter?

0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:16.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, it's you love enthusiastically. Yes, that's the

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:17.760
<v Speaker 2>movie Spur Spurt Magoo.

0:50:17.840 --> 0:50:20.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so spurt Magoo has been like someone who has

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 3>like kept track of cat turd for years. And one

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:27.520
<v Speaker 3>thing that the first thing I knew about cat turd

0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:31.799
<v Speaker 3>is that he has a fart fetish. Yeah no, let

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:33.600
<v Speaker 3>me find the ship. Let me find the ship. He

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:36.080
<v Speaker 3>followed like cat turd follows, and like turd is in

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:38.920
<v Speaker 3>the name. If you go on cat Turd's Twitter account,

0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:44.279
<v Speaker 3>search a fart or like poop or turd and see it.

0:50:44.600 --> 0:50:46.799
<v Speaker 3>Just look at all the posts he makes with those

0:50:46.840 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 3>three phrases.

0:50:49.120 --> 0:50:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Carmen just clicked the chat, I sent a picture of him.

0:50:52.880 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 2>I like imagine imagining like a Nico Avocado type of character.

0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh you will be You'll be really surprised that what

0:51:01.680 --> 0:51:04.360
<v Speaker 1>you're about to see. Oh my god, he looks like, Okay,

0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't look like Nico Alocado.

0:51:06.200 --> 0:51:08.879
<v Speaker 2>He looks like, oh he does not. No, I'm saying

0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:13.320
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't. I'm saying he looks like the guy who

0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:21.359
<v Speaker 2>replaced uh Joe exotic his He looks like the thin

0:51:21.480 --> 0:51:26.440
<v Speaker 2>lipped math had who looks dope as hell. I'm sorry,

0:51:27.760 --> 0:51:31.880
<v Speaker 2>that's like the thing dressing country because it's Nashville and

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:33.440
<v Speaker 2>John freaking Like the.

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Thing with cat Turd is he just looks like any

0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:38.520
<v Speaker 3>guy that would be at like a small town dive bar.

0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:41.319
<v Speaker 3>You know, he's just like he's your average like right

0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:44.520
<v Speaker 3>wing kind of weirdo. But let me before I explain

0:51:44.600 --> 0:51:47.520
<v Speaker 3>more about cat Turd, because my experience with cat tured

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:52.800
<v Speaker 3>he but like maybe about five six my like exposure.

0:51:52.840 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 3>I first found him in like twenty twenty one, twenty

0:51:55.239 --> 0:51:57.160
<v Speaker 3>two because spert Magoo would make fun of him, so

0:51:57.200 --> 0:51:59.719
<v Speaker 3>I knew him as the fart fetish guy first. So

0:51:59.800 --> 0:52:01.400
<v Speaker 3>let me let me read a selection of some of

0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:05.640
<v Speaker 3>his tweets. Okay, so this is cat turn. Every single

0:52:05.680 --> 0:52:08.799
<v Speaker 3>person in the disastrous Biden regime has the IQ of

0:52:08.960 --> 0:52:15.160
<v Speaker 3>two million year old dinosaur. Fart breaking fickle fried pickle

0:52:15.200 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 3>onion farts now have a higher approval rating than Joe Biden.

0:52:20.760 --> 0:52:25.080
<v Speaker 3>Another one Twitter removes about Twitter removes around six thousand

0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:28.399
<v Speaker 3>followers a week from me. Imagine being triggered by fart

0:52:28.480 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 3>jokes this much. I've never been throttled, censored, shadow band notifications,

0:52:34.719 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 3>turned off and hidden by Twitter like I have in

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:41.120
<v Speaker 3>the past few weeks. They must really hate fart jokes,

0:52:41.400 --> 0:52:44.720
<v Speaker 3>and like I'm scrolling, I'm just scrolling. If you search

0:52:44.760 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 3>fart on his account, he just keeps going. It just

0:52:48.760 --> 0:52:52.280
<v Speaker 3>keeps going. Suffice to say, there's a lot of evidence

0:52:52.280 --> 0:52:55.400
<v Speaker 3>of him having like a fart fetish, but in recent years,

0:52:55.719 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 3>specifically when Elon Musk took over Twitter, he's kind of

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:05.239
<v Speaker 3>been like the like poster child, the poster poster for

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:09.560
<v Speaker 3>like kind of like the right wing shift of the website.

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:12.560
<v Speaker 3>And he's, yeah, he like looks like a country dude

0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:14.359
<v Speaker 3>who's like kind of a poser about it.

0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:16.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, he's just looks like a dad from

0:53:16.600 --> 0:53:19.800
<v Speaker 2>gec County. Yeah, I was going to say it sounds

0:53:19.840 --> 0:53:21.480
<v Speaker 2>like my dad the number of part.

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he looks like a fifty year old guy in

0:53:25.440 --> 0:53:30.400
<v Speaker 1>like Georgia that like not Atlanta, but the rest of Georgia.

0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:36.399
<v Speaker 1>That Yeah, it's just like chilling. But it is very

0:53:36.600 --> 0:53:38.839
<v Speaker 1>very very reactionary.

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Looking in his likes for some like training portn or something.

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:44.000
<v Speaker 2>You're not you're not gonna that.

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 1>We we would be we would know about that if

0:53:47.280 --> 0:53:47.880
<v Speaker 1>that happened.

0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Yeah, but like a text at like one o'clock

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:53.840
<v Speaker 2>in the morning, like Carmen, it happened.

0:53:55.160 --> 0:53:57.239
<v Speaker 3>But this is this is like the example of like

0:53:57.320 --> 0:53:59.759
<v Speaker 3>the type of main character that exists now. It's like

0:53:59.800 --> 0:54:04.719
<v Speaker 3>all these kind of guys because Elan Moose, Moose Mussolini,

0:54:05.960 --> 0:54:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Elan Musk kind of like would boost a lot of

0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:09.759
<v Speaker 3>these accounts. But yeah, like back in the day, like

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:12.160
<v Speaker 3>we had Bean Dad. Do you know about Bean Dad?

0:54:12.360 --> 0:54:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, do you know about the dad Carmen? I

0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:17.360
<v Speaker 2>actually think I do know about Bean Dad. Is that

0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:21.640
<v Speaker 2>the guy who was like super like preparedness trying to

0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:25.920
<v Speaker 2>prepare his daughter for like the hard.

0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:29.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he like wouldn't show his daughter like how to

0:54:29.640 --> 0:54:31.640
<v Speaker 1>open a can of something like that.

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he got like in trouble for like child abuse.

0:54:35.640 --> 0:54:37.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then there was what else? There was like

0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:40.239
<v Speaker 3>a good run of main characters, like right at the

0:54:40.280 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 3>beginning and before and like a little at the beginning

0:54:43.120 --> 0:54:43.799
<v Speaker 3>of COVID there.

0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:48.040
<v Speaker 2>Was Christian ever end up on Twitter. Yeah sort of.

0:54:48.239 --> 0:54:52.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't that's my favorite character. That's more for chance,

0:54:53.040 --> 0:54:55.120
<v Speaker 1>yes more, that's way more fortune.

0:54:55.920 --> 0:54:58.759
<v Speaker 2>But I found out about Christian through YouTube. Well the

0:54:58.800 --> 0:55:01.200
<v Speaker 2>thing is Twitter, like is four chan?

0:55:01.360 --> 0:55:02.239
<v Speaker 4>Now? Yeah?

0:55:02.280 --> 0:55:04.759
<v Speaker 2>It is? Yeah, four chan. But every once in.

0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:08.080
<v Speaker 1>A while you get either a video of a very

0:55:08.120 --> 0:55:13.880
<v Speaker 1>fucked up looking fish that goes around or like Ian

0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Miles Chong is about to be like executed in a

0:55:17.040 --> 0:55:21.240
<v Speaker 1>Sharia law execution in Malaysia, or.

0:55:22.000 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 2>I hate that I know who Ian Myles. No one

0:55:25.280 --> 0:55:28.080
<v Speaker 2>should know who he is. No, I know who lives

0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:30.080
<v Speaker 2>of TikTok is and I know who Ian Myles Kongue

0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:31.520
<v Speaker 2>is and I don't have a TikTok And I don't.

0:55:31.520 --> 0:55:34.360
<v Speaker 3>Say, Okay, you're well, you you know more about Twitter

0:55:34.400 --> 0:55:36.160
<v Speaker 3>than I thought. I'll be honest, I know.

0:55:37.080 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 2>And it's a lot from Instagram, the trickle down effect

0:55:41.080 --> 0:55:43.479
<v Speaker 2>and Twitter really is at the at the top.

0:55:43.640 --> 0:55:47.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I genuinely still think despite how horrible and and

0:55:48.000 --> 0:55:50.440
<v Speaker 3>I would never recommend anyone getting on Twitter, but it's

0:55:50.480 --> 0:55:52.680
<v Speaker 3>still kind of is it still kind of is yeah.

0:55:52.719 --> 0:55:55.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's funny because yeah, like bringing it back

0:55:55.920 --> 0:55:58.879
<v Speaker 1>to like the Blue Sky thing, like Blue Sky and

0:55:59.000 --> 0:56:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Threads honestly did have a chance to be the next thing,

0:56:02.000 --> 0:56:03.360
<v Speaker 1>and they fucking Blue.

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Guy waited too long.

0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:12.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And the main thing is they still don't have DMS.

0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:13.680
<v Speaker 1>And it's yes, yeah, and that's one thing that like

0:56:13.760 --> 0:56:17.720
<v Speaker 1>everyone wants, they don't have DMS, and they just waited

0:56:17.760 --> 0:56:19.840
<v Speaker 1>a really long time to go public. I mean, I

0:56:19.880 --> 0:56:21.920
<v Speaker 1>hate to say it, but like one of the best

0:56:21.920 --> 0:56:25.399
<v Speaker 1>things about Twitter has always been that like there's an

0:56:25.440 --> 0:56:28.400
<v Speaker 1>even playing field and like you know, you can be

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:35.520
<v Speaker 1>like hey, Senator John Fetterman suck Like you know, like

0:56:35.560 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 1>there's an even playing.

0:56:37.239 --> 0:56:41.040
<v Speaker 3>The best ship about Twitter is like you could literally, yeah,

0:56:41.160 --> 0:56:45.240
<v Speaker 3>tweet anything at anyone, any powerful position.

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:50.319
<v Speaker 2>And there's a good chance you can get or even

0:56:50.360 --> 0:56:55.720
<v Speaker 2>like that toxicity is like what like enriches the Yeah,

0:56:55.719 --> 0:56:59.360
<v Speaker 2>that's huge. Yeah, and this is there's just nothing like

0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:00.719
<v Speaker 2>white like that.

0:57:01.239 --> 0:57:05.880
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, like breaking that aspect into making it this

0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:08.000
<v Speaker 1>like weird like pay to play thing.

0:57:09.040 --> 0:57:11.359
<v Speaker 3>And now they're like trying to do a pivot to video, which,

0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:13.040
<v Speaker 3>like you know, there's some videos that I enjoy that

0:57:13.080 --> 0:57:14.760
<v Speaker 3>go around every once in a while, like the ninety

0:57:14.800 --> 0:57:18.040
<v Speaker 3>seven year old Diner. But there's like a new type

0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:20.040
<v Speaker 3>and we kind of touched on it, Janey, when I

0:57:20.080 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 3>think you were on this the second part where we

0:57:22.280 --> 0:57:26.000
<v Speaker 3>talked about the horny reply guys that respond to like

0:57:26.080 --> 0:57:27.680
<v Speaker 3>AI images of people.

0:57:28.040 --> 0:57:28.959
<v Speaker 2>Were you on that part.

0:57:29.200 --> 0:57:32.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's like a new genre of person where we're

0:57:32.200 --> 0:57:35.040
<v Speaker 3>not scream. Yeah, that's like my favorite new thing about Twitter,

0:57:35.160 --> 0:57:39.560
<v Speaker 3>where there's a specific guy that will like respond five

0:57:39.600 --> 0:57:42.200
<v Speaker 3>follow him because it's hilarious. But I follow him now

0:57:42.800 --> 0:57:46.120
<v Speaker 3>and he responds to AI. Okay, I have one here.

0:57:46.520 --> 0:57:51.000
<v Speaker 3>It's a super obvious AI like generated version of this

0:57:51.040 --> 0:57:53.600
<v Speaker 3>woman and you can see her nipples through the shirt

0:57:53.640 --> 0:57:58.560
<v Speaker 3>that she's wearing, obviously AI generated, And this guy responds with,

0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:02.240
<v Speaker 3>I love to see Naples, like like the city in

0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 3>like in Italy. It's just like it's like the like

0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:08.280
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, just like the dumbest people that there's

0:58:08.280 --> 0:58:10.600
<v Speaker 3>so many dumb people I've heard, Like.

0:58:10.560 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 2>That's what Facebook has essentially devolved into is just like

0:58:13.360 --> 0:58:16.080
<v Speaker 2>the craziest ai R and like tons of people saying

0:58:16.120 --> 0:58:21.360
<v Speaker 2>like amen, what yeah, It's like Facebook is just the same,

0:58:21.520 --> 0:58:25.560
<v Speaker 2>except the functionalities not even compared to Elon's Twitter. The

0:58:25.920 --> 0:58:31.120
<v Speaker 2>functionality is worse, and it's all old people. That's all

0:58:31.160 --> 0:58:34.240
<v Speaker 2>old people liking ai art On.

0:58:34.640 --> 0:58:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Like the reason like Facebook like sucks, and the reason

0:58:37.840 --> 0:58:41.560
<v Speaker 1>why like, uh, like millennials and zoomers and younger is

0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:43.960
<v Speaker 1>just going to gravitate less and less to it is

0:58:44.000 --> 0:58:47.040
<v Speaker 1>because its whole model was like keeping in touch with

0:58:47.080 --> 0:58:49.760
<v Speaker 1>like people, you know, like people in real life, and

0:58:49.800 --> 0:58:52.800
<v Speaker 1>it's like I don't want these people to see what

0:58:52.880 --> 0:58:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing on the interview.

0:58:54.480 --> 0:58:56.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, like kind of the whole point.

0:58:56.400 --> 0:58:59.280
<v Speaker 3>Like that's why I switched to Twitter also, and like reddicks,

0:58:59.360 --> 0:59:01.520
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you know, I am annoying the fuck

0:59:01.600 --> 0:59:04.360
<v Speaker 3>out of my grandma posting about Bernie Sanders, Like she

0:59:04.480 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 3>doesn't need to see this. So like when when I

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:10.720
<v Speaker 3>like went to Twitter, and like when people like the

0:59:10.760 --> 0:59:12.840
<v Speaker 3>first time someone I knew in real life was like,

0:59:12.960 --> 0:59:16.000
<v Speaker 3>wait is this your Twitter account? The first time that happened,

0:59:16.000 --> 0:59:19.320
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh no, oh no, it's me. Yeah,

0:59:19.360 --> 0:59:20.040
<v Speaker 3>but oh.

0:59:20.000 --> 0:59:23.640
<v Speaker 2>God, no. Oh no, it was terrifying.

0:59:23.720 --> 0:59:25.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I cannot believe you see this shit

0:59:26.000 --> 0:59:27.040
<v Speaker 3>I post on Twitter.

0:59:27.440 --> 0:59:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it was like Jao videos or something. Yeah, no,

0:59:31.680 --> 0:59:32.400
<v Speaker 2>it could be worse.

0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:34.880
<v Speaker 3>It could be worse a different world where I like

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:36.600
<v Speaker 3>leans it did like sex work or something.

0:59:36.760 --> 0:59:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, I had a that was Okay. I when

0:59:40.680 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I say I've never been on Twitter, I have been

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:44.960
<v Speaker 2>on Twitter and it was only for sex work and

0:59:45.640 --> 0:59:49.240
<v Speaker 2>I literally only followed others.

0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when I was suspended, I used my like sex

0:59:52.800 --> 0:59:56.480
<v Speaker 1>work account that like I kind of quit doing OnlyFans

0:59:56.480 --> 1:00:01.280
<v Speaker 1>because I just got like bored and mental unwell enough

1:00:01.280 --> 1:00:05.640
<v Speaker 1>to do it. And uh yeah, I used my like

1:00:06.160 --> 1:00:09.200
<v Speaker 1>sex work account. I just I literally had to manually

1:00:09.360 --> 1:00:14.160
<v Speaker 1>delete like pretty much every single post. No, and then yeah,

1:00:14.240 --> 1:00:17.880
<v Speaker 1>that's that was like my like all to account until

1:00:18.040 --> 1:00:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I got my like main one like restored.

1:00:21.280 --> 1:00:25.640
<v Speaker 2>To delete all the butt whole pit. I mean literally yea.

1:00:28.960 --> 1:00:33.280
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I'll just say this, like I if Elon

1:00:33.400 --> 1:00:35.640
<v Speaker 1>ever makes bookmarks.

1:00:34.960 --> 1:00:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Public, it's over. It's over.

1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:40.800
<v Speaker 3>That's the one place that there's still safety is the bookmarks.

1:00:41.720 --> 1:00:44.440
<v Speaker 2>That is, yeah, there is there is a sacredness to

1:00:44.520 --> 1:00:46.840
<v Speaker 2>the bookmarks. I'm not.

1:00:46.920 --> 1:00:50.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm already not comfortable seeing how many bookmarks are on

1:00:50.080 --> 1:00:52.440
<v Speaker 1>a post, like, oh.

1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:55.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's already too much knowledge. That's already too much.

1:00:56.240 --> 1:00:59.000
<v Speaker 1>It's also I mean it's probably fake, just like fucking

1:00:59.080 --> 1:01:02.560
<v Speaker 1>all the views are and half of the fucking like

1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I also read this just on the Wikipedia, but they

1:01:05.320 --> 1:01:08.960
<v Speaker 1>found out in like twenty like eighteen or something that

1:01:09.040 --> 1:01:12.080
<v Speaker 1>like fifteen percent of Twitter's users are not real.

1:01:12.280 --> 1:01:14.680
<v Speaker 2>It's just oh, it's absolutely higher now.

1:01:15.560 --> 1:01:18.800
<v Speaker 1>It's yea, yeah, it has to be like a lot

1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:22.520
<v Speaker 1>higher now, like nudes in bio.

1:01:22.800 --> 1:01:25.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah in bio.

1:01:25.840 --> 1:01:26.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

1:01:26.600 --> 1:01:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's that's like been another new Twitter thing that

1:01:28.880 --> 1:01:31.320
<v Speaker 3>I love is so there was so there was like

1:01:32.000 --> 1:01:35.960
<v Speaker 3>different types of ads that people will like buy. I

1:01:36.000 --> 1:01:37.640
<v Speaker 3>think it's it's got to be some sort of like

1:01:37.760 --> 1:01:40.439
<v Speaker 3>money laundering scheme. But I have a collection here of

1:01:40.840 --> 1:01:42.920
<v Speaker 3>These are all different accounts, by the way that I'm

1:01:42.960 --> 1:01:45.240
<v Speaker 3>about to read off. These are all different accounts, all

1:01:45.280 --> 1:01:48.760
<v Speaker 3>blue checks, all ads that were bought back in February.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first one.

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<v Speaker 3>let's hay thought leaders, let's shape the discourse together all ads.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone paid money for all of those ads to like

1:02:17.240 --> 1:02:19.400
<v Speaker 3>appear like like they're trying to sell something.

1:02:20.440 --> 1:02:23.080
<v Speaker 2>What was it? I don't know. No, there's no link

1:02:23.280 --> 1:02:24.000
<v Speaker 2>issues text.

1:02:25.080 --> 1:02:29.960
<v Speaker 1>That's gotta be Wow, that's got okay, Yeah, that's gotta

1:02:30.000 --> 1:02:30.760
<v Speaker 1>be Russia.

1:02:30.960 --> 1:02:33.040
<v Speaker 3>There's just weird bullshit happening on this website.

1:02:33.080 --> 1:02:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Now.

1:02:33.920 --> 1:02:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is a weird uncanniness to it.

1:02:37.160 --> 1:02:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Like when you find like a post that has like

1:02:40.120 --> 1:02:43.280
<v Speaker 1>clearly like it'll be just like maybe like a cute

1:02:43.320 --> 1:02:45.080
<v Speaker 1>like animal video or something.

1:02:45.520 --> 1:02:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

1:02:46.080 --> 1:02:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Just there's like this uncanny series of posting that you'll

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<v Speaker 1>see where it's like people being like, wow, cool video,

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh one of the best. Yeah, wow, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what a nice video.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna to share this. No human wrote that. A

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<v Speaker 2>human did not write that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really like I don't know, it's it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's kind of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Fries your brain, but in like a different way than

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<v Speaker 1>we've brought up already. Like it's just I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>it's just this weird, like uncanny like assimilation of like humanity.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like it's like this experience, the way Twitter has

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<v Speaker 3>evolved has really given credence to the dead Internet theory.

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<v Speaker 2>In my opinion, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Genuinely believe that as like completely true at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Explain the dead Internet theory to me as a as

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<v Speaker 2>a as a kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 3>So from my best understanding, it's it's just like a

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<v Speaker 3>theory that like most of the Internet is basically just

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<v Speaker 3>bot activity, and most social media is sustained by this

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<v Speaker 3>spot activity. And I feel like seeing all of these

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<v Speaker 3>types of posts like the pussy and bio, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>these like really weird, uncanny posts that no human would

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<v Speaker 3>ever say in real life, Like I just feel like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, wait, no, this is like near like we're

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<v Speaker 3>hitting a point where something is gonna like the we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna hit a bot.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just gonna start talking to each other. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>the bots are gonna start like selling pussy pics.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that's so funny because that's like I've seen I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if I saved it, but I've seen two

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<v Speaker 3>bots flirting with each other, like two two pussy and

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<v Speaker 3>biobots flirting with each other. It's helpful, that's true. That is,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like already happening. We're already there.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe there won't be a like robot takeover in the

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<v Speaker 2>future because they'll all be on Twitter just flirting with like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like endlessly. Yeah, that makes a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>sense because you know, the Instagram version of this, and everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>every girl, tell me if you've clocked this Instagram account before,

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<v Speaker 2>they've got like one hundred and one hundred k followers

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<v Speaker 2>or something, and every post they make has like less

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<v Speaker 2>than like two hundred likes on yeah, and like maybe

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<v Speaker 2>like ten comments, less than ten comments. So I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really use Instagram. I don't know what that means. A scam,

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<v Speaker 2>ok yeah, okay. And a lot of people on Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>are like trying to like project this like image of

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm an influencer, I'm successful, I'm I see, and

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<v Speaker 2>the way to do that is to like buy a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of followers and then like post videos of yourself

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<v Speaker 2>an economy being like of course I fight first class.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, yeah, like projecting that sort of and like

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<v Speaker 3>trying to manifest.

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<v Speaker 2>It, you know, yeah, like trying to make it till

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<v Speaker 2>you make Yeah, exactly like me tomorrow on this fucking

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<v Speaker 2>movie for sound that I've never fucking done before.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, ship, Yeah, I know. The that's it's a it's

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<v Speaker 3>a fun place. It's a it's a it's ruined my life,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's also it's made my life better.

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<v Speaker 2>So who's to say if it's good or bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'd feel remiss if I didn't mention how like

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<v Speaker 1>you were like literally someone that was like targeted by

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<v Speaker 1>the baron himself, like the baron your whole account like

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<v Speaker 1>and then correct me if I'm wrong, But weren't wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>your whole account fucking band?

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<v Speaker 2>Because like Ian Milestrong was like Juniper is this person

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<v Speaker 2>and the like, So.

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<v Speaker 3>The exact way, the exact process that it happened, it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't him. I wish it was him, that would be

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<v Speaker 3>so much funnier. It was actually libs of TikTok so

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<v Speaker 3>I hate her. But so what I did is it

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<v Speaker 3>was when Elon Musk changed how the headlines worked on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 3>It was do you remember how like headlines used to

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<v Speaker 3>appear below the article. He was going to get rid

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<v Speaker 3>of the headlines. It was just going to be the

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<v Speaker 3>image when you clicked on it, which is like, that's

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<v Speaker 3>the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Yeah, the dumbest shit

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<v Speaker 3>I've ever heard. So I when he implemented that change,

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I'm going to try to use this to, like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, show how stupid this is. So I

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<v Speaker 3>took a p I took an article that was the

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<v Speaker 3>title of the article said something like Elon Musk wants

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<v Speaker 3>to hide this headline. That was like the headline of

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<v Speaker 3>the article, but it was a picture of Elon Musk

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<v Speaker 3>and my caption because there's no caption anymore, there's no subtext,

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't show what it actually says. My caption was

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<v Speaker 3>breaking news. Evidence of Elon Musk being a pedophile is

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<v Speaker 3>mounting rapidly, and it made the rounds like pretty pretty widely,

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<v Speaker 3>and limbs of TikTok and you guys, I think you

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<v Speaker 3>probably know Alexandra what's her last name?

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<v Speaker 2>I just like know about from I actually don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, Yeah, and she retweeted it and libs it came

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<v Speaker 3>on libs of TikTok's radar and screenshotted her retweet of

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<v Speaker 3>my post tagged Elon Musk like a little bitch baby

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<v Speaker 3>that she was like, they're making fun of you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then so and then Elon Musk responded to libs

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<v Speaker 3>of TikTok's posts, saying they're batshit crazy. And I when

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<v Speaker 3>I saw he responded, I'm like, oh, it's over.

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<v Speaker 2>It's over.

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<v Speaker 3>It's over. And I was suspended like two days later.

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<v Speaker 3>After that took that long, I was too. I like

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<v Speaker 3>woke up one day and I was like, oh, I'm gone,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm suspended.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny because one of my finest, one of my

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<v Speaker 1>only like proud, like genuinely proud like Twitter moments was

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<v Speaker 1>after the club Q shooting, Tempoole no there with me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's but Timpoole was saying something about how like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know all these conservatives were doing this whole like

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<v Speaker 1>who me?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, how could what I have said led to this? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And I like retweeted Tempoole and said Timpoole is a

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<v Speaker 1>confirmed pedophile with multiple serious allegations against and it got

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<v Speaker 1>like triple quadruple like ratio over them.

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<v Speaker 2>It's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>I deleted it before I got I don't know, suit

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<v Speaker 1>or something, but is very indicative of like the societal

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<v Speaker 1>collapse that we're going through that, like so many people

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<v Speaker 1>are just so willingly to say like insane shit and

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<v Speaker 1>it just doesn't even matter, like I mean, fuck Temple,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's like it's not even really like about that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like making ship up from like whole cloth

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<v Speaker 1>about people just because who cares.

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<v Speaker 3>You can you can do anything you want. You can

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<v Speaker 3>literally say anything, you can do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>People will believe you.

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<v Speaker 3>People will believe anything that you say if you're confident enough,

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<v Speaker 3>just like they're gonna believe you're gonna do a great job,

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<v Speaker 3>and you will do a great job. So you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be confident tomorrow on your sound job.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, same principle period. So society is collapsing. Shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, It's what I will say is just hang out,

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<v Speaker 3>find find find the friends online, have a good time,

1:09:58.640 --> 1:10:02.679
<v Speaker 3>try to avoid the like the dog shit because there's

1:10:02.680 --> 1:10:04.599
<v Speaker 3>a lot of it, but there's there's also good people

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<v Speaker 3>out there.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was quite fun calling Tim Pool a pedophile

1:10:08.200 --> 1:10:12.240
<v Speaker 1>and then watching people like watching people say like, oh,

1:10:12.320 --> 1:10:15.519
<v Speaker 1>so you're just saying stuff about people and like that's

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<v Speaker 1>just how it is now, and it's like, yes, that's

1:10:18.280 --> 1:10:21.400
<v Speaker 1>what he does, that's what these others everyone doing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what they do, and that's why one of the

1:10:24.200 --> 1:10:26.880
<v Speaker 3>like it's so it's it feels crazy to say, but

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<v Speaker 3>like it genuinely is one of my favorite moments online

1:10:30.120 --> 1:10:34.679
<v Speaker 3>that I know for a fact that Elon Musk saw

1:10:34.760 --> 1:10:37.559
<v Speaker 3>me call him a pedophile like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I can die happy. Yeah, Like I just I could

1:10:44.120 --> 1:10:47.320
<v Speaker 3>die happy right now. Like I am so satisfied with

1:10:47.360 --> 1:10:48.479
<v Speaker 3>everything I've done in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>It is cool. If I could have, like one wish

1:10:52.080 --> 1:10:55.360
<v Speaker 2>in my life is I would love to talk to

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<v Speaker 2>Elon Musk's trans daughter just one time. Yeah, to her.

1:11:00.439 --> 1:11:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I just want to know if she's a if she's

1:11:03.000 --> 1:11:04.920
<v Speaker 1>a beauty. Please reach out to us.

1:11:05.000 --> 1:11:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, reach out, sister. We are there for you. I'm

1:11:09.240 --> 1:11:10.840
<v Speaker 2>pulling for you, guys. I'm pulling for you. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys got those Juniper. Thank you so much for

1:11:14.439 --> 1:11:16.360
<v Speaker 1>coming on. Do you have anything you want to plug?

1:11:16.840 --> 1:11:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1:11:17.200 --> 1:11:18.920
<v Speaker 3>No, thank you for inviting me. This is so much fun.

1:11:20.520 --> 1:11:24.000
<v Speaker 3>I hope people enjoy listening to us talk about the

1:11:24.040 --> 1:11:27.519
<v Speaker 3>worst website of all time. They will yeah, yeah, no,

1:11:27.760 --> 1:11:31.360
<v Speaker 3>I yeah, listen. I do a podcast called Western Kabuki.

1:11:31.479 --> 1:11:33.639
<v Speaker 3>We kind of just talk about like things that are

1:11:33.640 --> 1:11:37.040
<v Speaker 3>happening online. Our most recent episode that we just put

1:11:37.120 --> 1:11:41.160
<v Speaker 3>up was about gamer Gate two, which is like a

1:11:41.200 --> 1:11:44.320
<v Speaker 3>reprisal of you know, like all the dumbest people online

1:11:44.680 --> 1:11:46.920
<v Speaker 3>being like, oh we need we're just talking about ethics

1:11:46.920 --> 1:11:50.040
<v Speaker 3>and video game journalism or whatever, which is like, you know,

1:11:50.240 --> 1:11:51.720
<v Speaker 3>just call back to ten years ago.

1:11:51.880 --> 1:11:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>So we just talked about like shit like that, like

1:11:55.280 --> 1:11:57.880
<v Speaker 3>like internet characters, internet cultures. We're going to do one

1:11:57.880 --> 1:12:01.759
<v Speaker 3>eventually about urine therapists. Oh my god, I love that topic.

1:12:01.800 --> 1:12:05.519
<v Speaker 3>I don't even Yeah, have you all talked about Will Blunderfield.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot at all that I'm aware of, not that

1:12:07.520 --> 1:12:12.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm aware of. One day to talk about will Blunderful? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I will.

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<v Speaker 3>I will, Yeah, I will talk to you. I would

1:12:17.560 --> 1:12:19.120
<v Speaker 3>like I need to know who this is. Yeah, so

1:12:19.240 --> 1:12:21.000
<v Speaker 3>that's kind of like what we talked about on that show.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I stream Melee now, I stream Super Smash

1:12:26.400 --> 1:12:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Brothers Melee every once in a way, I play Captain

1:12:29.080 --> 1:12:35.600
<v Speaker 3>Falcon period. Yeah, yeah exactly. And then other than that,

1:12:35.640 --> 1:12:38.120
<v Speaker 3>you can just follow me on Twitter at Can't Ever Die.

1:12:39.200 --> 1:12:40.160
<v Speaker 3>That's where I'm at right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a legendary at By the way, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, no, I thought so too. I was so

1:12:44.479 --> 1:12:46.639
<v Speaker 3>happy I got it and that it was available. That's

1:12:46.680 --> 1:12:47.639
<v Speaker 3>all I got for plugs.

1:12:48.080 --> 1:12:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Cool. Well, thank you so much for joining us, Jennifer.

1:12:52.720 --> 1:12:54.280
<v Speaker 2>You were the perfect guest. Thank you so much.

1:12:54.400 --> 1:12:56.360
<v Speaker 3>We really thank you. Yeah, no, you can just say

1:12:56.400 --> 1:12:59.439
<v Speaker 3>I have like brain worms. I'm like so online and.

1:12:59.479 --> 1:13:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know I am. Yeah. I think we

1:13:01.800 --> 1:13:05.120
<v Speaker 2>were all like we all happened to be just about well,

1:13:05.560 --> 1:13:08.320
<v Speaker 2>y'all are a little bit like the next notch above condicy.

1:13:08.360 --> 1:13:08.760
<v Speaker 2>It's just a.

1:13:08.680 --> 1:13:16.799
<v Speaker 1>Different strain, right exactly. We get the instant really, actually,

1:13:16.840 --> 1:13:19.320
<v Speaker 1>this is a better comparison. We get the instant release.

1:13:19.400 --> 1:13:22.639
<v Speaker 1>You get the extend that team.

1:13:23.960 --> 1:13:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do get the extended relief. Well, Janie, that

1:13:38.200 --> 1:13:41.240
<v Speaker 2>was a hilarious and funny episode. I think my brain

1:13:41.280 --> 1:13:45.760
<v Speaker 2>has been absolutely fried by just the concepts that you

1:13:45.840 --> 1:13:49.960
<v Speaker 2>just stuffed in my brain. Yeah, they'll never leave. Yeah,

1:13:50.120 --> 1:13:55.639
<v Speaker 2>I've learned some absolutely crazy shit and I my brain

1:13:55.680 --> 1:13:58.720
<v Speaker 2>is about to short circuit. But before it does, why

1:13:58.720 --> 1:14:00.559
<v Speaker 2>don't we take some calls from our your listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Janie, let's use the last like nine or ten brain

1:14:03.800 --> 1:14:07.000
<v Speaker 1>cells you got for for good instead of them together.

1:14:07.520 --> 1:14:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm rubbing them together.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's hear what our little Amiba's got to say

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<v Speaker 1>to us to that.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, beauties, I'm Sam. She her not that you could tell.

1:14:19.360 --> 1:14:23.680
<v Speaker 4>And I was just having this problem. I'll try to

1:14:23.760 --> 1:14:27.920
<v Speaker 4>keep it short, but my I would I'm thinking about

1:14:27.960 --> 1:14:30.439
<v Speaker 4>like breaking up with my girlfriend more than thinking about it.

1:14:30.479 --> 1:14:32.880
<v Speaker 4>I would like to break up with my trans girlfriend.

1:14:34.200 --> 1:14:37.320
<v Speaker 4>Things have been a little rocky. I feel like they've

1:14:37.400 --> 1:14:41.599
<v Speaker 4>kind of run their course. I still like her a lot.

1:14:41.720 --> 1:14:45.560
<v Speaker 4>She's a really good person, but there's just some relationship

1:14:45.600 --> 1:14:51.519
<v Speaker 4>issues and some mental health stuff. Uh, and I just

1:14:51.680 --> 1:14:56.439
<v Speaker 4>want to make sure that she's okay. I've waited a

1:14:56.520 --> 1:14:58.960
<v Speaker 4>little while to make sure that she's in a better

1:14:59.080 --> 1:15:05.120
<v Speaker 4>place and make sure that she won't, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>die if I break up with her. But I was

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<v Speaker 4>just wondering if you had any advice on a situation

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<v Speaker 4>like this, like how do you break up with someone

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<v Speaker 4>without like really hurting them, Because even if I hated her,

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't, you know, I want her to be okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much? Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, I kind of want to pitch this one

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<v Speaker 2>to you first. I want to say right off the bat,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very sorry. That you felt the need to say.

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<v Speaker 2>She Her followed by, not that you can tell. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very sorry. I have created the type of environment enough

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<v Speaker 2>where you felt like you had to tell. I could

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<v Speaker 2>actually tell. I could tell that you were sheet her.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to know that your voice is giving

1:15:51.800 --> 1:15:57.360
<v Speaker 2>she her. Okay, you get. But that being said, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a very tough question. This is a very very

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<v Speaker 2>tough question because it is very hard to break up

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<v Speaker 2>with somebody while you still care about them as a person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have an answer, but like you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like it, Like you're not gonna like like what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna like what I have to say. But my my

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<v Speaker 1>shortest answer here is there is no right like there

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<v Speaker 1>is no better time. It's just like you could you

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<v Speaker 1>could think like because because I mean, I understand what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. I understand the logic here, and I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like what you're gonna like do it on

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<v Speaker 1>her birthday? Like you're gonna do it, like you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>wait for having the best day ever, everything's going right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're like, oh, this is the right time,

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<v Speaker 1>like or you're gonna wait till like things are just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like neutral and then oh, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>this horrible thing just happened that now I'm in this

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<v Speaker 1>relationship for six more months.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Carmen, have you ever had have you ever broken

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<v Speaker 2>up with someone? No? And well, yes I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I feel like a lot of people if you

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<v Speaker 1>fall into either the camp of like I've broken up

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<v Speaker 1>with all of my partners or all of my partners

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<v Speaker 1>have broken up with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've actually been So I broke up with my

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<v Speaker 2>first like boyfriend that I had. He was like my

1:17:19.600 --> 1:17:24.679
<v Speaker 2>first like serious boyfriend. I did break up with him.

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<v Speaker 2>My second boyfriend broke up with me. I broke up

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<v Speaker 2>with my third. So I've had like a I've actually

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<v Speaker 2>had a pretty good like interesting uh yeah, like really,

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<v Speaker 2>the best way to break up with somebody is to

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<v Speaker 2>get to the point where you absolutely cannot fucking stand

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<v Speaker 2>the person and you absolutely hate everything about them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and you just don't even care. Yeah, and you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even care. Now obviously we're trying to be adults about this.

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<v Speaker 1>And and do you sound like a like a not

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<v Speaker 1>crazy person. You sound like you have you know, an

1:17:58.720 --> 1:18:04.000
<v Speaker 1>empathetic bone that brain of yours. So yeah, that's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>not like a realistic in this situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the reality is is if you wait until

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<v Speaker 2>the right moment is, you're just gonna be waiting forever,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I also have a very like, well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be hard for me to avoid not getting into

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<v Speaker 1>like my personal stuff to answer this question, so I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just bite the bullet and say that, like I'm historically

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<v Speaker 1>been a very kind of like cowardly person.

1:18:30.400 --> 1:18:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't like conflict, I don't like upsetting people. I

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<v Speaker 2>hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>And especially I've I am on good terms with all

1:18:41.120 --> 1:18:46.920
<v Speaker 1>but one of my exes, and historically, like I've kind

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<v Speaker 1>of done this thing where I've just like waited for

1:18:50.760 --> 1:18:55.719
<v Speaker 1>the relationship to get so like not even like toxic

1:18:55.920 --> 1:18:59.000
<v Speaker 1>or bad sometimes, but just kind of like mid it's

1:18:59.080 --> 1:19:01.800
<v Speaker 1>just kind of like just kind of like where neither

1:19:01.880 --> 1:19:04.080
<v Speaker 1>of us are really getting anything out of this, and

1:19:04.200 --> 1:19:08.040
<v Speaker 1>then they'll usually like break up with me in some way,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's probably not like a good healthy thing to

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<v Speaker 1>do at all.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't want to recommend you do that. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think you should be like me in that regard.

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<v Speaker 1>Because this was also something that like I shared with

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<v Speaker 1>one of my one of the only partner that I

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<v Speaker 1>did break up with, and I feel like they might

1:19:32.439 --> 1:19:34.840
<v Speaker 1>resent me for that because I feel like they might

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that's something I did in our relationship. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get too much into myself. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to kind of like make this like a

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<v Speaker 1>relatable thing and say that, like I tried to do

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<v Speaker 1>the best I could to like break up with them,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, honestly, it's kind of like what you said,

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<v Speaker 1>like mental health stuff, like it's very hard to like

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<v Speaker 1>I was, I always found myself very like concerned with them,

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<v Speaker 1>and when I was like in a place where like

1:20:07.560 --> 1:20:10.280
<v Speaker 1>I was happy or like I was like well adjusted,

1:20:11.560 --> 1:20:14.880
<v Speaker 1>they would always be very like dour and negative, and

1:20:14.960 --> 1:20:17.160
<v Speaker 1>it would just bring me down to a place where

1:20:17.200 --> 1:20:20.800
<v Speaker 1>it was like this relationship is like hurting me and

1:20:21.840 --> 1:20:25.360
<v Speaker 1>it sucks because, like I had a lot of sympathy

1:20:25.439 --> 1:20:27.040
<v Speaker 1>for them, and I'm assuming you have a lot of

1:20:27.080 --> 1:20:28.320
<v Speaker 1>sympathy for your partner too.

1:20:28.400 --> 1:20:30.519
<v Speaker 2>It seems like you care about them, and I think

1:20:30.600 --> 1:20:31.080
<v Speaker 2>you should.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's not normal to like hate and resent

1:20:35.280 --> 1:20:37.679
<v Speaker 1>and have a toxic relationship with all of your exes,

1:20:37.800 --> 1:20:40.960
<v Speaker 1>like no matter what like TV shows tell you, I

1:20:41.000 --> 1:20:43.880
<v Speaker 1>think that's not normal. I think it's a lot more

1:20:44.240 --> 1:20:47.760
<v Speaker 1>like indicative of like a normal mental state to like

1:20:48.560 --> 1:20:52.120
<v Speaker 1>mutually break up to a degree, you'll you know, they

1:20:52.200 --> 1:20:55.200
<v Speaker 1>might hate you, but I feel like in the long run,

1:20:55.439 --> 1:20:59.280
<v Speaker 1>you'll realize that, like, oh I didn't care, I do

1:20:59.439 --> 1:21:02.639
<v Speaker 1>still like this person. And that's how I feel about

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<v Speaker 1>like all my exes.

1:21:03.479 --> 1:21:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I like them all.

1:21:04.280 --> 1:21:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm really good friends with some of them, but I

1:21:07.080 --> 1:21:08.800
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be in a relationship with them.

1:21:09.400 --> 1:21:11.719
<v Speaker 2>And that is just something that's going to take time.

1:21:12.040 --> 1:21:14.120
<v Speaker 2>There's not going to be a right time, Like there's

1:21:14.160 --> 1:21:16.080
<v Speaker 2>not going to be a better time. And if you're

1:21:16.080 --> 1:21:17.679
<v Speaker 2>waiting for like the right time and like a person's

1:21:17.720 --> 1:21:20.040
<v Speaker 2>like mental health, even like you could break up with

1:21:20.120 --> 1:21:22.880
<v Speaker 2>them and then they're like Grandma dies tomorrow and right

1:21:23.600 --> 1:21:25.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, then they're in a place of like need

1:21:26.040 --> 1:21:27.400
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, well, what do you do? You run

1:21:27.439 --> 1:21:29.439
<v Speaker 2>back to them? Well not really, you know. Yeah.

1:21:29.640 --> 1:21:32.960
<v Speaker 1>And also not to sound like a fucking like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know Twitter psychologist, but like.

1:21:36.960 --> 1:21:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Twitter, we are, we kind of are.

1:21:38.800 --> 1:21:41.680
<v Speaker 1>But it's not fair for you to be like I

1:21:41.760 --> 1:21:44.519
<v Speaker 1>want out of this relationship and then they're like, well,

1:21:44.560 --> 1:21:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll kill myself if you'll leave me, Like, that's not

1:21:48.439 --> 1:21:52.479
<v Speaker 1>how this can that's not how this should work. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying that that is necessarily what's happening. I think

1:21:55.160 --> 1:21:58.160
<v Speaker 1>it's probably more so that you're concerned that, like if

1:21:58.520 --> 1:22:02.720
<v Speaker 1>you leave her, then she'll she'll spiral or be left

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<v Speaker 1>to her own devices.

1:22:03.600 --> 1:22:05.560
<v Speaker 2>In some way, it means you care. You know, it

1:22:05.640 --> 1:22:07.280
<v Speaker 2>means you care, which is a good thing. It's a

1:22:07.360 --> 1:22:09.760
<v Speaker 2>human thing. But at the end of the day, you know,

1:22:10.160 --> 1:22:11.080
<v Speaker 2>you got to do the tough thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think now that I'm like saying all this, I

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<v Speaker 1>think the best probably advice would be maybe write something

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<v Speaker 1>like a script sort of don't stick to it, like

1:22:23.520 --> 1:22:27.439
<v Speaker 1>word for words, like reading it. But I think you

1:22:27.479 --> 1:22:30.800
<v Speaker 1>should tell what you were supposed to say here is,

1:22:31.479 --> 1:22:35.200
<v Speaker 1>write out your thoughts and like just get it all out.

1:22:35.760 --> 1:22:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Maybe like when you're in the process of like saying

1:22:40.080 --> 1:22:43.040
<v Speaker 1>this conversation that you really really don't really don't want

1:22:43.080 --> 1:22:45.320
<v Speaker 1>to have, and believe me, I understand how much you

1:22:45.400 --> 1:22:51.400
<v Speaker 1>don't want to have it, I think that you should say, like, look,

1:22:52.120 --> 1:22:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I will still be here for you and you can

1:22:55.280 --> 1:22:58.519
<v Speaker 1>still call me and you can still like we could

1:22:58.560 --> 1:23:01.800
<v Speaker 1>still like have some sort of like contact, because I

1:23:01.880 --> 1:23:04.360
<v Speaker 1>think that if if you're capable of it, if this

1:23:04.479 --> 1:23:07.400
<v Speaker 1>isn't a situation like I need to get out now, Like,

1:23:07.479 --> 1:23:10.240
<v Speaker 1>if you're capable of it, maybe just like you know,

1:23:10.960 --> 1:23:15.040
<v Speaker 1>to separate, take some time apart, and you know, just

1:23:15.120 --> 1:23:17.519
<v Speaker 1>say like, hey, but I'm still here for you if

1:23:17.560 --> 1:23:20.000
<v Speaker 1>you like need something, and then if they're like having

1:23:20.040 --> 1:23:22.080
<v Speaker 1>a moment, maybe they can like call you and like

1:23:22.200 --> 1:23:25.040
<v Speaker 1>you can talk to them or something, and maybe that

1:23:25.200 --> 1:23:28.080
<v Speaker 1>can help until they, like, you know, until they find

1:23:28.120 --> 1:23:30.640
<v Speaker 1>a new friend group, until they like blossom into like

1:23:31.120 --> 1:23:33.160
<v Speaker 1>a person who can exist without you.

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<v Speaker 2>So right, Yeah, I didn't give you a funny yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no funny answer there. Yeah, I know that's a tough

1:23:41.680 --> 1:23:44.640
<v Speaker 2>one and I'm really sorry that you're going through that

1:23:44.800 --> 1:23:49.680
<v Speaker 2>right now. And I hope that you know, well, I

1:23:49.800 --> 1:23:51.400
<v Speaker 2>know everything will turn out to be okay, it's just

1:23:51.479 --> 1:23:52.200
<v Speaker 2>a matter of time.

1:23:52.720 --> 1:23:56.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or quick funny answer, Uh, just be really evil

1:23:56.560 --> 1:24:00.639
<v Speaker 1>and do instead of getting to a point yeah murdercy

1:24:00.760 --> 1:24:07.000
<v Speaker 1>was Ideah No, no, do the opposite of what we

1:24:07.120 --> 1:24:12.519
<v Speaker 1>said it first, My god, where you said uh or

1:24:12.880 --> 1:24:14.840
<v Speaker 1>you said like it's easy to break up with someone

1:24:14.920 --> 1:24:17.200
<v Speaker 1>if you like you hate them, make them hate you.

1:24:17.520 --> 1:24:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Do something.

1:24:18.680 --> 1:24:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Be repulsive. Be repulsive and put your shoes on the table.

1:24:23.560 --> 1:24:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Start start farting under the covers. Cheat as as much

1:24:29.320 --> 1:24:29.800
<v Speaker 1>as you can.

1:24:29.920 --> 1:24:31.479
<v Speaker 2>You should have. Start cheating until you get caught.

1:24:31.920 --> 1:24:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Drinking problem. Just don't stop drinking until they're gone, you know.

1:24:38.080 --> 1:24:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Just make it to the point where they're like, I

1:24:41.200 --> 1:24:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I gotta get out of this.

1:24:42.600 --> 1:24:46.200
<v Speaker 2>When they become an alcoholic too. You you become a

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<v Speaker 2>heroin outic.

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<v Speaker 1>Up up the anti, keep keep up in the ante

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<v Speaker 1>until they can't keep up anymore.

1:24:52.400 --> 1:24:53.720
<v Speaker 2>That's that's what you gotta do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, just become a worse and worse person until they're like,

1:24:58.040 --> 1:25:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I can't stand this and uh yeah, So those are

1:25:02.160 --> 1:25:02.960
<v Speaker 1>your two options.

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