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Speaker 1: You don't know me.

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Speaker 2: Confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Speak textas seventy five nine two says I genuinely thought

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Speaker 3: it was a song about a man with a foot

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Speaker 3: fetish till I saw it spelled out as being a

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Speaker 3: soul man.

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Speaker 2: S O U L Because I'm a soul No one, no,

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Speaker 2: that's what.

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Speaker 3: And on this show, our fetish is listening to strangers

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Speaker 3: confess their biggest secrets anonymously on the radio. Don't judge us,

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Speaker 3: and we won't judge you as we disguise your voice

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Speaker 3: and hear your truth during the mass speaker. So let's

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Speaker 3: meet today's secret holder, who's chosen to go by the

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Speaker 3: alias Lydia. Today, Lydia, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 3: She starts with, well, I've got a feat fag. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: tells you. Whatever it is, Lydia, we are ready to

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Speaker 3: hear it. Voice changer is on. You are the mass,

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Speaker 3: So let's get to your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I was dating this guy and yeah, like.

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Speaker 2: God, I'm just like.

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, tell us about this guy.

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Speaker 1: I was like super attracted to him because he was

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Speaker 1: always very romantic.

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Speaker 2: And red flag sometimes honestly, it's not that we hate

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Speaker 2: it now, it's that literally every super romantic guy I've

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Speaker 2: ever dated has turned out to be the biggest dB

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Speaker 2: ever cover.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sure that's not the case with yours, lady.

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Speaker 3: This is probably a great guy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think my dwarst, I don't know what.

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Speaker 2: It's a trend.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry it is so, I mean, just with him,

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Speaker 1: some of the good stuff, Like he'd point out random

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Speaker 1: cute things about me, like you'd say, you know, you

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Speaker 1: hum whenever you read your text. He's like very attentive,

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Speaker 1: you know. And another time he told me you always

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Speaker 1: picked the ugliest spoon in the drawer, and I totally

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Speaker 1: respect that. Don't all the spoons look the same?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Sweet about therapy?

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Speaker 2: After that, I do have one that I picked up

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Speaker 2: from somewhere. I don't know where I got it. That's

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Speaker 2: a really nice spoon.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's It's funny because he's taking extra time to

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Speaker 3: like be observant about it, like to don't double down.

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Speaker 2: You hate this, that's the problem. I just think what

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Speaker 2: comes after the romance?

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Speaker 3: Right, But so far, what you described about this guy,

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Speaker 3: it sounds good.

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Speaker 1: So initially, yeah, he made me feel really seen. And

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Speaker 1: he made me laugh a lot, which is always great.

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Speaker 1: But my favorite thing was that he'd always surprised me

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Speaker 1: randomly with these beautiful okay the.

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Speaker 3: Flower yes, how often, like all the time.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, it became like every other week.

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Speaker 2: Whoa okay flower ball?

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Speaker 1: Actually right, he brought roses or Lily's carnations, you know,

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Speaker 1: like he'd mix it up, and I show them to

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Speaker 1: my friends, and my friends of course we're like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you're so lucky.

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Speaker 3: Right, this is like the dream. Right.

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Speaker 1: So we date it for months and I thought I

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Speaker 1: hit the jackpot. To be honest, he's good looking, he's sweet,

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Speaker 1: he's observant, awful.

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Speaker 3: This is the point where you're like, something is wrong

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Speaker 3: with you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we're all waiting for the butt because all

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Speaker 2: of this tense.

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Speaker 3: That's actually also the backfire. Anytime you are romantic or nice.

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Speaker 2: Girls are like, you're perfect. What's wrong with you? Is wrong? Exactly,

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Speaker 2: It's not perfect.

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Speaker 3: Is there something wrong with this guy?

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Speaker 1: So check this. One day, I see him pull up

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Speaker 1: in his car with another big bouquet in the front seat,

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Speaker 1: and I get super excited and I'm looking through the

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Speaker 1: flowers and inside the bouquet. I find a little note

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Speaker 1: that says forever in our Hearts Uncle Lenny? What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who's uncle Lenny?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? So I asked my boyfriend what is this? And

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Speaker 1: his eyes went super wide. He got super flustered and nervous.

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Speaker 1: He eventually admits he stole the flowers from a road

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Speaker 1: side memorial.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's awful, I mean resourceful, but oh, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Weren't those ones that have the markers on the side

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Speaker 2: of the road and there's always flowers, and.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the ones where people died and it's the favorite

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Speaker 1: these We.

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Speaker 2: Don't need to call it like, oh man, wow? Or

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Speaker 2: was he always stealing from different plots?

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Speaker 1: He was stealing them all from the same memorial because

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Speaker 1: they light on the drive to my house, and.

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Speaker 3: So it was convenient just on the way over to

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Speaker 3: visit you. He's like, yeah, just pop over for a second.

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Speaker 3: I'll look at that free flowers. That is horrible.

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Speaker 1: The worst part is that I know exactly what Mroyal

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Speaker 1: he was talking about. I literally drive past it every day.

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Speaker 2: Don't lie.

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Speaker 1: You stayed with him for a couple of months. Still

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Speaker 1: after that, I just know it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, For one, you didn't break up immediately.

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Speaker 2: That's how it always happens. You get locked into these

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Speaker 2: romantic like loops.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well you know we were already entangled.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, but after this, did he buy you

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Speaker 3: flowers on his own accord? Not stolen ones?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, yes.

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Speaker 1: His whole excuse about it was the flowers already served

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Speaker 1: their purpose. Nobody's gonna miss them.

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Speaker 2: Who trying to.

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Speaker 3: Explain this, It's going to die on the side of

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Speaker 3: the road.

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Speaker 1: I tried to forgive him. I tried to forgive him

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Speaker 1: to look past it. But like anytime I saw any flowers,

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Speaker 1: it just made me think, which roads I memorial?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, another guy gives you flowers, you're gonna be like,

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Speaker 3: wait a minute, why.

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Speaker 2: Is it across with a steak that I can stick

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Speaker 2: in my yarn candles?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So I dumped him, and I still felt really guilty,

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Speaker 1: and it's not your fault. Told they say, if a

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Speaker 1: guy ever tries to give me flowers. Now, I'm like, nope,

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Speaker 1: I'll take a bottle of wine. But well, okay, join

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Speaker 1: the club.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 3: Text into seven eight five nine too. If you have

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Speaker 3: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 3: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right after this

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning