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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, are you ready to get the deer or what?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry what I said?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to get the de or what? D? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Nicole's up. My name is DONC and I'm calling from fitness.

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Speaker 2: How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good and I'm sorry. Your name is what?

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Speaker 2: Well, my full name is Paul Donkler, but everybody just

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Speaker 2: calls me donk I'm sure you see me around here.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: You've probably seen me a few times, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Why are you calling all.

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Speaker 2: So like we haven't met a fish yet, you know,

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Speaker 2: like Soup's excited to be giving you the D?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, stop saying that. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: What is the D?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You don't know what the D is? Well you're

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Speaker 2: about to find out, because like I'm going to be

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Speaker 2: giving you the D big time.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think you should be calling a workout

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Speaker 1: program the D. Like what the hell is that?

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Speaker 2: I've given so many people that come to this gym

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Speaker 2: the D and they've never.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, stop saying the D. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that is.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about like your fitness goals or whatever,

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Speaker 2: just so I can be read.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk my fitness goals to you. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are, I've never met you. I

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Speaker 1: want to work out with that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, like said, I don't want to be read and correct.

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Speaker 2: You own something, but like we just met, you know,

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Speaker 2: like when I.

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Speaker 1: Called exactly being rude, you're calling me and talking about

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Speaker 1: the D. It sounds so gross.

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Speaker 2: Well we're talking about I'm excited to give you the D.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you hear yourself? Stop saying the D.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about the D.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but that's like my potented well Pottent Pending. Like

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you know much about patents and stuff,

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Speaker 2: you know, but like I've been doing some looking.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you argued, Well, like I was on CHOGPT the

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Speaker 2: other day and I was like, I want to pot

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Speaker 2: in my workout program. Like how do I do that?

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Speaker 2: So I gotta do some legal stuff. Say, I want

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Speaker 2: to say, Pottent Pending workout program specifically designed by donk

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Speaker 2: call to giving him the D and by the time

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Speaker 2: we're done, like all your finness goals are going to

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Speaker 2: be met, and you'll be like, no, rushing out and

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Speaker 2: everyth's happening.

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Speaker 1: No, this is not something I signed up for. The

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Speaker 1: D doesn't sound something like I he got me saying it,

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Speaker 1: saying it. No one told me that I was switching

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Speaker 1: trainers and I have something. I have an appointment tonight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have an appointment this evening. And that's why

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Speaker 2: I wanted to get on the phone with you right

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Speaker 2: away and let you know that Brett, like I do,

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Speaker 2: what happened. He just came in and he like he laughed,

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Speaker 2: like he quit or whatever. But it doesn't really matter

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Speaker 2: because like he's kind of a chump anyway.

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Speaker 3: No, it does matter. It does matter because I want

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Speaker 3: to work out with Bett. I don't want to work

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Speaker 3: out with you. I don't know who you are. And

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Speaker 3: this program you're talking about sounds crazy.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like this the D. The D can be

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Speaker 2: as hardcore as you want it to be.

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Speaker 3: You know, I do not want it to be hardcore.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about this anymore. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: I want to know what you're a manager.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm calling to see what your fitness goals are

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Speaker 2: because donc needs to know, like what program of I

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Speaker 2: to know anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are.

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Speaker 2: Are you looking for more of like a Panther pomp

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Speaker 2: or like a Viking steam or a little Cobrazo.

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Speaker 1: Those sounds crazy.

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Speaker 2: Those are some of my patented workout programs. So panther pomps.

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Speaker 2: The goal is to pump you up until you move

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Speaker 2: like a jungle cat, you know.

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Speaker 3: Like crazy talk. I don't want any of that. I

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Speaker 3: want to talk to Brett. I want to talk to

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Speaker 3: a manager.

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Speaker 2: It's not like maybe you might be more fitted for

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Speaker 2: Donk's Cobra Sizzle program. That's where you're apps.

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Speaker 1: You've got to be one more rep.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Cancel my membership. This is crazy. I did not silence

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Speaker 1: like this is insane.

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Speaker 2: I think Donk gets it, you know, because this happens

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Speaker 2: a lot almost.

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Speaker 1: No, you do not get it. You are not listen

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 2: You're is that like you're gonna find me attractive or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, there's.

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Speaker 2: No way I'm going to find Hey, Nicole, this is

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Speaker 2: actually Doubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank

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Speaker 2: on you and your boyfriend sets you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a joke.

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Speaker 3: God.

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Speaker 2: He said that you just started training at the gym

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Speaker 2: and he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I should have known if it was

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Speaker 1: a joke, because after you said the d oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubile phone branks