Speaker 1: Where are my headphones? He's out of the room. Scary
Speaker 1: and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and
Speaker 1: Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie
Speaker 1: Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary
Speaker 1: and Brodie got him. Okay, we're rolling together. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I just want to pull up. I guess we've just
Speaker 1: got back today. The Brooklyn Boys that have been away,
Speaker 1: they both have so much to say. You know, their
Speaker 1: name is a Brody podcasting episode one seventeen, It's the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast on a Friday. I say that that
Speaker 1: you can be listening to this any day of the week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, this is a frid a vibe, right, Friday
Speaker 1: is a different vibe than when we do this on Thursday,
Speaker 1: which means a couple of things. Number One, we feel
Speaker 1: like we're out of here for the weekend once we're done,
Speaker 1: until we're in the studio. Scary hates that's right, because
Speaker 1: Friday's mean we can't record in the place that we
Speaker 1: normally record, and that is our studio where we do
Speaker 1: the Elvis Rand Morning Show, which by the way, is
Speaker 1: a much sweeter sounding studio. This one here is crap.
Speaker 1: I mean, you still sound sexy being belligerent. He still
Speaker 1: sound good. You know, I just hate it. You know
Speaker 1: what else though about this that people can't see the
Speaker 1: awful walls. The yes, the atmosphere in this room still sucks.
Speaker 1: It's green, lime green painted walls in this studio. So
Speaker 1: we moved into this studio where we're standing now in
Speaker 1: two thousand eight, and it was ugly back then. But
Speaker 1: now it's twelve years later and it's dirty and scuffed
Speaker 1: and dreary. Light bulbs are missing, others are out right.
Speaker 1: The equipment is sticky, dirty. I mean they need they have.
Speaker 1: When is the last time they took a dust? But okay,
Speaker 1: So here's what this room is used for. Friday Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast one some every other month or whatever. Walkers
Speaker 1: and Talkers my other podcast, we did every every weekend
Speaker 1: here and then the other jocks who work at the
Speaker 1: New York is he on your radio station we work
Speaker 1: at come in here to record stuff. We also attempt
Speaker 1: to do phone taps in here. Right, this is the
Speaker 1: one of the phone tap studios. Yesterday on Walkers and
Speaker 1: Talkers Episode one six nine. Hello, Jamie and I were
Speaker 1: gifted with a with a drop in from Joe Gatto
Speaker 1: from The Impractical Jokers. Oh right here in this studio. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because he's he's plugging the hell out of the movie
Speaker 1: and the Impractical Jokers movie, which I saw. It was
Speaker 1: weren't you embarrassed to show him this studio? Like this
Speaker 1: is so Monday? He was on the Elvis straight In
Speaker 1: Morning Show with us Joe. Joe's an old friend from
Speaker 1: the show. I think he's gonna be on with Mo
Speaker 1: Bounce on the five o'clock whistle. Right, he's coming back
Speaker 1: here to record to do with Mo Bounce. So he
Speaker 1: was here recording some other stuff yesterday, and so he
Speaker 1: walked in on our podcast. He's like, hey, guys, that's cool.
Speaker 1: But then he introduced himself because hey guys, hey Brodie James, Hey,
Speaker 1: it's Joe Gatto from The Impractical Jokers. Like I go, Joe,
Speaker 1: you to do your own introductions. I would have said
Speaker 1: it out, well, I'm embarrassed that he had to see
Speaker 1: this largely ignored room. Yeah. Well here's the thing. You know,
Speaker 1: we had Joe on this podcast. Yes, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: so just a brief reminder, Joe was a listener of
Speaker 1: Z one Morning show, that morning show, and he used
Speaker 1: to he hung out with us. He used to send
Speaker 1: in song parodies and try to, like, you know, contribute,
Speaker 1: right if you listen to the Joe Ghatto episode of
Speaker 1: The brook Boys podcast, we talked about it. But in summation,
Speaker 1: Danielle and I also um hung out with him when
Speaker 1: we had a South Street support contest. It was those
Speaker 1: early two thousands, and it was a dance contest or something,
Speaker 1: and Joe got up and won the whole damn thing.
Speaker 1: I think he won a trip. He he and he
Speaker 1: was just a listener at the time who he had
Speaker 1: known from coming up here with his video camera on
Speaker 1: another occasion. Right, So he was so look, he did
Speaker 1: well for himself, right, but back in the the biggest
Speaker 1: celebrity I know, right back in the day, he was
Speaker 1: the guy who was a fan of our show. And
Speaker 1: he would come up and I said to him, I guy,
Speaker 1: I always did my best to make you feel like
Speaker 1: you were part of the family, not like you were
Speaker 1: just a listener, because we all we love all of
Speaker 1: our listeners. But he was interactive with us. He tried
Speaker 1: to contribute, tried to help whatever, so he has to
Speaker 1: invite me to come to improv with him and his friends,
Speaker 1: who are now the Impractical Jokers. I knew Mar separately
Speaker 1: from some other things. I didn't know they knew each other. So,
Speaker 1: as it turns out, I said to him on this
Speaker 1: on the Walkers and Talkers podcast one six nine, I said, so,
Speaker 1: how did you guys figure out that I knew both
Speaker 1: of you independently? He said, well, I knew you guys
Speaker 1: for a couple of years. Marr says to me one day,
Speaker 1: James Murray, he says, hey, uh, he name dropped you. Brody.
Speaker 1: He goes, I know David Brodie from the Morning Show.
Speaker 1: I've been working with him on this other thing I
Speaker 1: know for years. We are you talking about what you
Speaker 1: should call marroup You should maybe have some drinks with
Speaker 1: the guy. Yeah, well I just I didn't call him anyway.
Speaker 1: My point was, so he's he's Joe is standing next
Speaker 1: to Jamie, my co host, and he's hugg and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, let me get a picture. So I
Speaker 1: take a picture of the two of them. You'll see
Speaker 1: it on at Walkers on the Score Talkers, and then
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Joe, come over here, I'll get a picture.
Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, you want to prove to people that
Speaker 1: you know me? Oh, now, the tables are I never
Speaker 1: heard that. He said it in a funny way. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, quite an, I understand you have a movie
Speaker 1: and a hit TV show, but let you know, I said, Joe,
Speaker 1: there was a time when I was on the radio
Speaker 1: sort of and you weren't. I didn't throw it in
Speaker 1: your face. He's like, well, we got a movie something.
Speaker 1: So it was funny. It was just a funny moment
Speaker 1: where like, oh, does that get released wide this weekend?
Speaker 1: So it was only in select theaters as they say,
Speaker 1: And now so they are, the four of them have
Speaker 1: been going around to all of the movie theaters, showing
Speaker 1: up at at the screenings. So Joe and I know,
Speaker 1: Joe and Murder definitely are again doing it this weekend
Speaker 1: all over the New York area. And I don't know
Speaker 1: where the two guys are, but they were in Cleveland, Indianapolis, Texas,
Speaker 1: they were Philly, they were all over the country. Fantastic, Yes,
Speaker 1: so there a great promotion. I love that. I love
Speaker 1: when the celebrities from the movie up to the movie.
Speaker 1: It's weird. I don't know if you guys listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast to have any any friends have been in movies.
Speaker 1: I've had friends who were in TV shows. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, but I'm never in a movie. Imagine being
Speaker 1: imagined being in the theater and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you know, Jake Jillen Hall just walks, well, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's I'm saying. It's weird though, when you see your
Speaker 1: friend in the movie. Yeah, that's that's really weird. Right.
Speaker 1: So I tweeted as I'm sitting in the movie theater,
Speaker 1: I tweeted at the Jokers saying, looking forward to seeing
Speaker 1: the movie. I'm here. Joe tweeted me back as I'm
Speaker 1: sitting in the movie watching the movie, and all I
Speaker 1: could think about was like looking around, going see that
Speaker 1: guy he's tweeting, he's tweeting me right now. It was weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird because you're you're laughing, you're enjoying it. Then
Speaker 1: you go, those guys are my friends and they're in
Speaker 1: a movie. Yeah, that's weird. It's weird. It's a weird feeling.
Speaker 1: I'm I can't wait to check it out. It's really good.
Speaker 1: But you know what they did that thing. Have you
Speaker 1: done this? Have you been in the theater or at
Speaker 1: the end people clape lands yeah, yeah, do you clap? No,
Speaker 1: I don't because, first of all, the people who filmed
Speaker 1: the movie can't hear you. So the only reason why
Speaker 1: you to, you know, you know, do a round of applause,
Speaker 1: is so to show your acknowledgement and your happiness and
Speaker 1: your appreciation of that of that. Okay, but or are
Speaker 1: you doing it so that everyone else knows you're in
Speaker 1: on the joke and you got it? Oh? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I loved it too. Yes, that's what I felt like,
Speaker 1: because people were looking around, they were doing don't applause
Speaker 1: the movie and stupid, I know, But I feel like
Speaker 1: people didn't want to like not be the person clapping
Speaker 1: and like be the one who didn't get the joke
Speaker 1: said that for a minute, people applauding, like yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we're here applauding with each other. But the people nobody
Speaker 1: who had anything to do with the film, from the
Speaker 1: director of the writer to anyone in it, is here
Speaker 1: to hear that applause. So why I don't know? And
Speaker 1: you know, and the reason why people it happened when
Speaker 1: I I just got back from Columbia. I went to
Speaker 1: Columbia and as I landed in Metagan, there was a
Speaker 1: big uproar of applause and screams when the plane hit.
Speaker 1: Was the turbulence not really, it was a smooth the
Speaker 1: plane hit the ground wouldn't be you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. As soon as the wheels touched the ground,
Speaker 1: all the applause came out. And I listen. Some people
Speaker 1: say it's a cultural thing, and I know you. Some
Speaker 1: people are gonna come at me with that, But I
Speaker 1: gotta say, did you expect any other ending? Hello? Here's okay?
Speaker 1: So I mean to have to assume that the plane
Speaker 1: is going to lane every time. It's the hope. And
Speaker 1: so it goes against what you said. So you said,
Speaker 1: don't clap in a movie theater because nobody in who
Speaker 1: made the movie unless Joe shows up and he's there.
Speaker 1: But the pilots came here, you clap, But that steals
Speaker 1: not sound proof. It's are you gonna trying to say
Speaker 1: you you clap for the pilots? Okay, well that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing in a great job, guys. Ultimately, that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing. But here's the thing. But that's to the pilots. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you expect anything less from us? That means you're
Speaker 1: expecting us to crash. If you go to a Broadway show,
Speaker 1: right and people form, you expect them to sing well,
Speaker 1: but you still clap. You let them know they did
Speaker 1: a good job. But if you're the captain, let's say
Speaker 1: you're the guy fly on the plane, do you take
Speaker 1: that as they're appreciative of what I just did my
Speaker 1: years of training, or do you take it as what
Speaker 1: they like you said so they think I was going
Speaker 1: to fail the ladder? Yes, because in that situation it's
Speaker 1: an insult. But at the end of a show, you
Speaker 1: ever thank the chef at a restaurant and said, hey,
Speaker 1: great job, thank you, it was a great meal. Yes,
Speaker 1: by not vomiting, right, But if the chef comes out
Speaker 1: comes op, oh my god. Yeah, John George, the famous
Speaker 1: guy that it was a one. It was an occasion place.
Speaker 1: And by the way, don't get the jingle because they're
Speaker 1: not a client. He came. I was. I was with
Speaker 1: my girlfriend on the last Valentine's Day and we were
Speaker 1: at his restaurant, and all of a sudden, he came
Speaker 1: over to the tailor that's John George. So he came
Speaker 1: over and I don't know if he was fishing for compliments.
Speaker 1: He was just he's just a fancy chef. Google John George.
Speaker 1: Don't tweet us, okay, And anyway, he just know he's
Speaker 1: he's one of the he's one of the James Beard Michelin, dudes, Okay,
Speaker 1: is he the kind of guy that would wear that
Speaker 1: tie tyed shirt that you had? No, he's a chef.
Speaker 1: What was that shirt? Company? Theory? Theory. So he comes over,
Speaker 1: he goes, how is the meal? And my grandfriend I
Speaker 1: were like it was great, and he said, we're kicking
Speaker 1: each other the table because to us he's a celebrity
Speaker 1: and we're eating at the namesake of his flagship, and
Speaker 1: he is there in New York and he was back
Speaker 1: there cooking or at least watching, okay, and and so
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and and so yeah, of course, my
Speaker 1: compliments to the chef. Okay, if you're getting off a
Speaker 1: plane and the pilot is standing there by the door
Speaker 1: with his hat off and his casual thanks for flying
Speaker 1: Jed Blue whatever, you know, what do you say, do
Speaker 1: you smiled? You got a smile? And I say, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you What are you thinking for? Thank you for
Speaker 1: the but are thanking for thank you for his services,
Speaker 1: which we're what which is flying a plane? Which is
Speaker 1: doing his job? They're doing his job. Yeah, right, So
Speaker 1: he's not worthy of applause. He saved your life, he
Speaker 1: kept you alive. I understand that, but I just think
Speaker 1: they take it as an insult if you applaud What
Speaker 1: if they what if they were general and junkies and
Speaker 1: live for the applause. What if they're like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: how he goes? What if they lands beautifully soft landing
Speaker 1: for the applause? Lady right? Yeahs is them? So what
Speaker 1: if they had turbulence and it was windy and they
Speaker 1: landed they just pillowed it right, and then they look
Speaker 1: at each other and go fucking nailed it. And then
Speaker 1: they hear the applause, they go, yeah we did. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: because they know that they that applause is that they
Speaker 1: didn't fail, and that's it. That's a slap in their
Speaker 1: What if that was not for a great performance. First
Speaker 1: of all, the perfect, the flawless performance of of of
Speaker 1: a of a pilot is expected. Anything less, anything less
Speaker 1: is deaf. No, it's hoped no, because you can bounce.
Speaker 1: You can bounce it at the runway. You've been on
Speaker 1: planes where they go boo right, sometimes they just go
Speaker 1: you've had the boxer okay, but you get a bouncer.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you applaud. What if you applaud at a bounce.
Speaker 1: I think, well, how about this, that's still that's out
Speaker 1: of fear. Hold on. What if it bounces and you're like,
Speaker 1: that wasn't the best landing in a well, you just go,
Speaker 1: you give me a golf clap? What if they're going,
Speaker 1: motherfucker's I landed a ton ton plane, a hundred ton plane,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. I just flew eight hours, right, and
Speaker 1: all I got was a golf one bounce. I saved
Speaker 1: like this guy flew hundreds of people, landed them safely.
Speaker 1: Because he bounced once, you don't get applause. The rest
Speaker 1: of the flight was perfect. So I think, okay, well,
Speaker 1: I see it both tip right, he's gonna get. But
Speaker 1: it's it's expected that that the outcome of the job
Speaker 1: has to be that you arrive alive every time, and
Speaker 1: it's on a plane when it comes to it. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna talk about a show, a live play or
Speaker 1: theater show in front of you with his live performances.
Speaker 1: I think the applause of the standing ovation is for
Speaker 1: a you guys did an outrageous job. What if the pilot,
Speaker 1: because if you did, you did you flights you've got
Speaker 1: on flights where they go. I just want to let
Speaker 1: you know we're gonna be experiencing choppy air for the
Speaker 1: next six to nine minutes. They give you advanced notice,
Speaker 1: and if you look out the window, you'll see something
Speaker 1: you wanted to see. They give you that information, and
Speaker 1: he talks to you, and maybe they tell you a joke.
Speaker 1: I've had pilots. You want to know you're not You're
Speaker 1: not clapping at the end of the flight for that,
Speaker 1: I might the joke's good. I like a pilot who
Speaker 1: tells me when the turbulence is coming, we're gonna level
Speaker 1: chop a little chop. What he should say is the
Speaker 1: plane will be shaking violently and falling for no reason
Speaker 1: in the sky, but we're having a little bit of chop.
Speaker 1: I do think, I do think right like, that's the same,
Speaker 1: a little a little bit of choppy. Unlike that salad
Speaker 1: place you visited, that's no cho chop. Nice call back
Speaker 1: and yeah, all right, so that's it. So clapping in
Speaker 1: the movie theater, no clapping on a plane, no for you,
Speaker 1: that's a note for you dog right, No, there's that's
Speaker 1: that's a hard no that that. I rolled my eyes
Speaker 1: when I hear when I hear. What about clapping for
Speaker 1: a subway performer? Different? You're you're appreciating a performance that
Speaker 1: was unexpected. See it was an unt want your applause.
Speaker 1: They want your money. So what if you're like, I
Speaker 1: have no money, but yes, yes that was great. Will
Speaker 1: you flipped on the seats? You drummed down that bucket
Speaker 1: When there's an unexpected result in a happy way, you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't subway performer, because if you clap, they expect
Speaker 1: money now to follow up the clap. The clap is
Speaker 1: not good enough. So that's why nobody claps. You all
Speaker 1: go yeah, you look down on hearing you turned to
Speaker 1: the presson you love to go, Hey, Mary, how's it going?
Speaker 1: You don't even know, right, if you've never been a
Speaker 1: New York subway. Just so you know, when the doors
Speaker 1: stop at certain train stations, performers will get on your car.
Speaker 1: They'll go from like car seven to car eight, and
Speaker 1: then they'll come and do their routine and then they
Speaker 1: ask for money. As the trains pulling in, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of acrobatics going on. There's acrobatics, there's dance numbers,
Speaker 1: they're singing, there's stand up comedy, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1: So you have to decide where youre gonna get money
Speaker 1: or not. Then if you carry a wallet, you gotta
Speaker 1: like you can't take you wallet. O. No, you got
Speaker 1: to get to keep train money in your front pocket. Yea,
Speaker 1: that's what I did in Columbia. Kept well, I kept
Speaker 1: money loose money in one pocket the side. Do I
Speaker 1: keep a dummy wallet? I've done that. Well, I'll have
Speaker 1: a wallet with a couple of credit cards that don't
Speaker 1: care about and no idea. So where they go give
Speaker 1: me your wallet? If ever happens to me, I give
Speaker 1: him something I don't care about. You do or if
Speaker 1: they say give me your money, you have a stunt wallet, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't put my money in my wallet. So what
Speaker 1: I'll do is, that's great, I'll if I leave the
Speaker 1: hotel something, But I got like seven old wallets that
Speaker 1: I just see. You give them the fake wallet you
Speaker 1: give me, I can actually find the cheapest wallet. I
Speaker 1: had put some inspired ship there, maybe look real and
Speaker 1: maybe tucking like three three four dollars in there, the
Speaker 1: amount thing you would have wanted to tip them whatever,
Speaker 1: like like a bunch of a bunch of singles in
Speaker 1: the twenties, So it looks like there's more in there
Speaker 1: because you don't want them to be unhappy. It's you
Speaker 1: were your life start warth twenty. By the way, if
Speaker 1: a guy muggs you and let you live, you clap. Yes,
Speaker 1: I kept this cool, did a great job. Hey, you
Speaker 1: know what you look like you need it? Good with it,
Speaker 1: he said, Please give me your wallet. Appreciate that. Good job?
Speaker 1: All right? Um, yeah, so I was I telling about
Speaker 1: I came Yeah, I came back from Columbia. So, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we've been off for a week. We even
Speaker 1: addressed that. Yeah, so this is our first show back
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks, so we should be real
Speaker 1: fresh out the kitchen right now, fresh out the kitchen. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we had a week and then we took the
Speaker 1: extra day this week. Yeah we did. But that's okay. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't owe anybody free dessert unless we skip together.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, No, I saw the tweet, So Megan,
Speaker 1: Megan and Madelini, I can't believe you even entertained that.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna be like, no, no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you gotta call her out on that. My did I'm
Speaker 1: gonna she said, I want my free dessert. There's no
Speaker 1: free dessert in this case. Even as not even we
Speaker 1: deserve a bonus episode, you don't hashtag slice for life now.
Speaker 1: First of us, I wrote back, I've trained you well
Speaker 1: too well, so I give her credit. She got all
Speaker 1: the slogans right, she got all the all my catch phrases.
Speaker 1: She put me first, which great. Uh, But bonus episode
Speaker 1: for one day late. That's not you know, that's not
Speaker 1: that's not even. That's not even even. That's not even.
Speaker 1: It's not even, it's not even. We're just a day late.
Speaker 1: And at what percentage of our audience listens on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Struggling with this, we had a problem. We could not
Speaker 1: do the podcast. First of all, I know, Brodie your
Speaker 1: hell bent against this. I felt not doing it. I
Speaker 1: want to. I want to. I'm gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: it's you. I'll tell you why you're not doing because
Speaker 1: if we do what you want, then if we're late.
Speaker 1: We could be late four days this we're gonna be
Speaker 1: late one day. I want to move the podcast to
Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday so people have something I think we'll
Speaker 1: get We'll get more listeners per episode because during the week,
Speaker 1: people remember, oh, I gotta listen to the podcast, and
Speaker 1: if they miss it Monday, they get it Tuesday, Thay,
Speaker 1: by Friday, we got a lot of I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we should. We should move to the beginning
Speaker 1: of the week. Then they'll just listen two days earlier,
Speaker 1: and then eventually it'll seem like two days later because
Speaker 1: it'll seem like they're listening to the Thursday episode three
Speaker 1: days four days later on the Monday. So there's no
Speaker 1: winning with this early podcast. But I feel like I
Speaker 1: released a chieving moved. Can't move it. I My schedule
Speaker 1: will not allowed less. We pushed the Thursday and Friday
Speaker 1: to the next Monday, and then you get a bonus episode,
Speaker 1: you get free, but then it's late, So technically we're
Speaker 1: early for Monday, the fresh off the weekend, with so
Speaker 1: many ideas on a Monday, But my life happens during
Speaker 1: the week. That's when my well, my ship happens. If
Speaker 1: my customer service ship and my rants and all that's
Speaker 1: during the week. My weekend is all family stuff. We
Speaker 1: should compromise with Wednesdays. Wednesday's Walker's Wednesday. That's who listens
Speaker 1: to that? Wow, the number I haven't seen that. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen that one in the I Heart Radio Top
Speaker 1: one hunts not because it's a niche podcast, exactly right,
Speaker 1: This is not This is speaking of, by the ways,
Speaker 1: upset ranking. Really, by the way, we are really rank
Speaker 1: ranking in our I Heart Radio Top one hundred. This
Speaker 1: week we came what was it, number sevent looking I
Speaker 1: still scrolling, the still scrolling. How did we take such
Speaker 1: a tumble unless other podcasts listenership went up? No, the
Speaker 1: problem was we took a week off, so we had
Speaker 1: zero listenership for that episode that we didn't do. So
Speaker 1: this was weird. We came off a vacation week with
Speaker 1: number six orner nine one. Yeah. Yeah, So here's here's
Speaker 1: what our real problem is. When we took off a
Speaker 1: vacation in December. Yeah, yeah, the December vacation and before
Speaker 1: that was the end of August vacation. You guys binge
Speaker 1: the hell out of our episodes. The latest episode before
Speaker 1: vacation went through the roof, right, everybody caught up. So
Speaker 1: we thought when we go on vacation up to like
Speaker 1: episodes thirteen sixteen would be like boom. But I think
Speaker 1: everyone was on vacation along with us, because late night
Speaker 1: talk shows were on vacation TV shows when reruns The
Speaker 1: Walking Dead didn't come back till this Sunday after the week.
Speaker 1: Well we have to do something about that us. Well,
Speaker 1: we can't go back in time, that's true. Well, anyway
Speaker 1: we can go going forward, we can. And nobody has
Speaker 1: answered me as to why episode one hundred has less
Speaker 1: listenership than people think. It's assume it's a recap episode.
Speaker 1: I renamed it. It's got it's got a new name.
Speaker 1: Now name new name. It's new to you, seems like
Speaker 1: a new episode. Go listen to one everyone, Come on.
Speaker 1: You know you're the person that tweeted us and said
Speaker 1: they need two episodes a week, and I and and
Speaker 1: they said, and I said, they said, and you know why.
Speaker 1: They said they listen to six to seven episodes a
Speaker 1: day at work. How do you get through that many?
Speaker 1: And in a manner you can't be paying attention to
Speaker 1: all this content they did, and in a matter of
Speaker 1: then you're gonna lose your job because you're not paying
Speaker 1: attention to your work. In a matter of a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, caught up to all of our episode. How
Speaker 1: is that possible? I don't know how you sit through it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I find this entertaining, but six to seven
Speaker 1: hours of it, God, bless, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: I know all the truck drivers listening, all the guys
Speaker 1: women who drive for a living can do that. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of scream and yelling and cursing. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: you do that a lot, alright. So you know I
Speaker 1: never told you about my trip to the Mutz factory.
Speaker 1: I wanted to, Oh my god, the mud story. I
Speaker 1: have a mud story. You going first with your mud story?
Speaker 1: Well you no, I went to go see how the
Speaker 1: Mutz is made, right. I gotta say what they do
Speaker 1: at the at this place, Lee. I can't say, oh, no,
Speaker 1: they're not they are not a client. So I could
Speaker 1: say it, how did you and join up there? Leoni's muzzadel.
Speaker 1: Leoni's so there. So when you get um sometimes when
Speaker 1: you get fresh muzzadel and I don't know what parts
Speaker 1: of the country don't experience this but the country mazzarella
Speaker 1: he's talking about, we should get mutzi stick um. But
Speaker 1: there's a it comes in this wrap, this plastic wrap
Speaker 1: you know sometimes and it's a big giant ball of
Speaker 1: fresh mutts and it comes in a like saran wrap
Speaker 1: that's wrapped up really tight and tied up, and then
Speaker 1: when you buy it, it's just a giant ball of
Speaker 1: white muzzaedel inside the plastic wrap. So people like to
Speaker 1: experience that. I saw a little trick of the trade
Speaker 1: at Leone's, so I I thought everything was, you know, handmade, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, are you outing them? I'm not outing them,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm it's clever. I'm talking about a clever thing
Speaker 1: that they do. Okay, now, the much is still absolutely done.
Speaker 1: You know, the people are surrounding it, the mucharel is
Speaker 1: going into the water. It's they're making it. It's all.
Speaker 1: It's all legit, it's and it is, seriously the French,
Speaker 1: the best fresh monson I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: They do something to it in there. There has some
Speaker 1: extra ingredient in there. Anyway, The point is, I said, well,
Speaker 1: you guys have this huge assembly line with all this
Speaker 1: stuff going on, and you guys are known as the
Speaker 1: best much at el in the Northeast. Why is it that, bro,
Speaker 1: you may want to hold your ears? Why is it
Speaker 1: that you have all these You must have thirty people
Speaker 1: at saran wrap wrapping stage as they come off the line.
Speaker 1: Remember the Isle of Lucy episode from the with the
Speaker 1: chocolate cup, You know, the candy one where Lucy and
Speaker 1: ethel a belt candy. So picture that. When it's all
Speaker 1: said and done, the muzzadel is coming off the conveyor
Speaker 1: belt and it's just so I said, you know, why
Speaker 1: don't you go into like some kind of an automated
Speaker 1: packaging system the funk are you talking about the the
Speaker 1: famous best in the world? I know? So you know
Speaker 1: what they have. They have about thirty suran wrapping stations
Speaker 1: where people are standing with his one person per seran
Speaker 1: wrap per station, and then I and then there's another one,
Speaker 1: another one another one, all in a huge U shape
Speaker 1: around this huge conveyor, and the muchadel comes, spits out
Speaker 1: the thing and it goes through the conveyor and all
Speaker 1: the way around. So if you the first person misses it,
Speaker 1: the second person grabs it, and then and so on
Speaker 1: it so so by the time all the MutS gets
Speaker 1: along around the entire thing, someone will have grabbed it,
Speaker 1: with it on the suran wrapping thing, hand wrapping, cut
Speaker 1: it and put it back on the conveyor. Why was
Speaker 1: that covering my ear? Because the fact is that the
Speaker 1: mutts is you would think you would you would think
Speaker 1: that the entire process he's done by stain it. But no,
Speaker 1: But I'm like, well, you guys could save some money
Speaker 1: if you do. So you know what he said? He
Speaker 1: said to me, I said, shut the funk up? No,
Speaker 1: he said, he said, doesn't it take you back? Doesn't it?
Speaker 1: Isn't there something special to be said for because they
Speaker 1: could save a whole lot of money by automating it,
Speaker 1: but they don't. Isn't it amazing how you could just
Speaker 1: you know, when you get it in the store, it's
Speaker 1: hand wrapped by somebody and your hand unwrapping it. You
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying, Brodie, you're taking the suran you
Speaker 1: you feel like the entire thing was done like for
Speaker 1: you from someone's grandma, just the way you remember it
Speaker 1: when you were a kid. So what they're trying to
Speaker 1: do is they're trying to trying to keep it as
Speaker 1: a grandma as they can. Yeah, but but I think
Speaker 1: it's brilliant. I'm not That's why they're the best. I'm
Speaker 1: not ripping them for Do you want a machine pulling
Speaker 1: it like taffy? No? I I just think that they
Speaker 1: would have automated. They have to turn in your Italian card.
Speaker 1: I just I think it's brilliant what they're doing, because
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no no, no, when you find a fresh
Speaker 1: MutS in the store, you got to take the nice
Speaker 1: to know you. Did you pull the MUDs that I pulled?
Speaker 1: I didn't pull the MutS? No, I did not. I didn't.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me mirror. It's look at these hands.
Speaker 1: Don't blame me. I mean, would that would have They
Speaker 1: would have shut down the factory. They would have gotten
Speaker 1: to you for unsatisfactory in the well a couple of
Speaker 1: days after you had this experience. We we've dealt with
Speaker 1: a company, not a sponsor of ours. They're a local
Speaker 1: company in this in New York, obviously local and they
Speaker 1: only show up at street festivals and sporting arenas. They
Speaker 1: have one location in Chelsea Market. Chelsea Market is on
Speaker 1: the lower West side of Manhattan and it's old. It
Speaker 1: was the Nibisco cookie factory, right, okay, um and uh
Speaker 1: or then the National Biscuit Company, that's what it is company,
Speaker 1: which is what Nibisco stands for, right, National Biscuit NBC,
Speaker 1: right the originals, not the TV. And this building now,
Speaker 1: in addition to being the home of the Food Network
Speaker 1: and MLB Network, it is all upscale, niche food. A
Speaker 1: great place to get free fresh tea, amazing pizza. Sounds like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it is your kind of place, but like it's like
Speaker 1: a food court, a massive never ending food food, food,
Speaker 1: food kiosks of everything, but the best of everything. And
Speaker 1: so this this company Big Motts and Mozz I call MutS,
Speaker 1: but it's Big Mots. They call it, like for motzle
Speaker 1: or whatever. The best Motsarel sticks I've ever had. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they've come up here, right, A few times. They were
Speaker 1: at the Wine and Food Fat Stavill Right, So I
Speaker 1: had them for free there. I had them for free
Speaker 1: here a lot. I've never paid for them, right, but
Speaker 1: I thought, you know what I'm I'm I had to
Speaker 1: do some business at the Levi store. I mentioned that
Speaker 1: for reason I'm gonna talk about Levi Store. And so
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, leavisor I don't remember that commercial.
Speaker 1: I remember the levis, remember that that that that big
Speaker 1: voice leavisor no that from your childhood? I remember, okay
Speaker 1: before here, Yeah, okay. So I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over to the Chelsea Market and get
Speaker 1: me some some big MutS Montsrel sticks. So I go
Speaker 1: there and I go up to the register, and uh,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what. They only sell three in
Speaker 1: a cup. I think it's three. They're long like cigars.
Speaker 1: They're unbelievable. So I'm gonna go three of them. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, how much do you do you think
Speaker 1: it would be three? Three? For three more sticks for
Speaker 1: they're huge six bucks? Okay. You go to Applebie's you
Speaker 1: get eight for like nine dollars. Yes, okay, but I
Speaker 1: think these are extraordinarily so for three sticks, right, So
Speaker 1: I'm thinking you so I thought, you know what, I
Speaker 1: probably could eat six normally I'll take some home. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna maybe I get two orders. They don't have
Speaker 1: a menu up on there. There's no menu. There's just
Speaker 1: signs at say, meat balls and different things whatever. They
Speaker 1: sell their Motorrellali sticks. They don't say how many you get? Oh,
Speaker 1: how much they are, so you gave them twent so
Speaker 1: I so I said that can I get some Motrell sticks?
Speaker 1: How much are they? It was, I have no idea
Speaker 1: she had them before. I said, yeah, she's same price.
Speaker 1: So I said, I've never paid for them. And it's
Speaker 1: like it's a joke. She looks at me and she goes,
Speaker 1: what do you steal them? She looks at me and says,
Speaker 1: oh my god. She right, well because she had come
Speaker 1: up here with the people that brought the montarels. So
Speaker 1: the story is he still hasn't paid for them. No,
Speaker 1: that's not correct. That is not correct. So then the
Speaker 1: guy comes up. Remember me, that wasn't what I was
Speaker 1: doing at all. So the guy comes over who had
Speaker 1: come up that morning, one of the owners, who who
Speaker 1: who brought friars up here and they fried them fresh
Speaker 1: for us. He was, hey, bron going, he was exactly.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about, Uh, we're starting up mozaralla classes.
Speaker 1: You should come. Do you want to any time you want,
Speaker 1: You don't have to pay, We'll bring you in. You
Speaker 1: can come to the Mozarella classes. You can pull some mozalla.
Speaker 1: Would you like to do that? I said, yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: like to get your Mozarrell sticks. I'll be pulling some
Speaker 1: mozarell in the second. I said, I can't wait to
Speaker 1: have the Mozarrell sticks. Here's no problem. So she's just
Speaker 1: one order. I go, Yeah, let me start with one order.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go around and get some pizza whatever, and
Speaker 1: I'll come back and get one for the road. Twelve dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't looking for a discount. That's four dollars a stick.
Speaker 1: Four dollars a stick. They're big. They're big though. That's
Speaker 1: a little Chelsea market. Then I was like, the pizza
Speaker 1: was like seven fifties, said in the beginning, it's a
Speaker 1: food food market, it is. I had pizza. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: the pizza I wanted that had sausage and red pepperona
Speaker 1: was seven fifty, which is even in New York. Like
Speaker 1: five is like right, it's like four dollars for soda.
Speaker 1: The ballgame five dollars. So I got the one slice
Speaker 1: of pizza without the toppings. It was three cheeses on fantastic.
Speaker 1: But by the time I had the three are all
Speaker 1: the sticks on the slice of pizza, which was huge,
Speaker 1: I could not eat anything else. I had gone to
Speaker 1: the market I'm like, I'm going I'm owning this, this
Speaker 1: little pig he went to market. I was out of
Speaker 1: money and out of ruling my stomach. The point was
Speaker 1: big Motts fantastic. Uh, but twelve dollars for three sticks.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you about the guy where song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an m O t Z. This is brody, scary
Speaker 1: scarp brody singing original. I got the moodsy sticks. I
Speaker 1: know that I can dip once, I can dip twice.
Speaker 1: One comes with sticks. If you love the fried cheese
Speaker 1: that come with me tonight, I'll buy you more sy
Speaker 1: fried fried morsy Well, I got the more chy sticks.
Speaker 1: You got cheese in the cor have a stick once,
Speaker 1: you gon once some more? You pull them upont the
Speaker 1: cheese bound the curl. What's arella sticks enjoyed around the world?
Speaker 1: You take him and twirl them in the Maranera. Big deal,
Speaker 1: Colester role can't stop us in a fiend for sticks
Speaker 1: since my teeth came in. I got my ritchel down, pat.
Speaker 1: When I eat my stakes the chip, I'll lick the middle,
Speaker 1: sauce it up, then eat it up. Your Brooklyn is
Speaker 1: a hood, and you know I ain't joking. Your mom
Speaker 1: ain't cooking, and your mom is broken. Tonight, tonight you
Speaker 1: can fall in love. I can call my mom right now.
Speaker 1: Tell how to fry them up. I eat a lot
Speaker 1: of sticks. They never fill me up. My next sticks
Speaker 1: my best stick. I got the Mooncy sticks. You know that,
Speaker 1: better than wings, better than fries. One all that comes
Speaker 1: with six. If you love the fry cheese, then come
Speaker 1: with me to night and I'll buy you morcy fried
Speaker 1: fried Morty. I got the Moodsy sticks. Yo, you'll let
Speaker 1: me get one of those. Go get your own, give
Speaker 1: me one. Go up to the counter and get your
Speaker 1: own order. Come on, don't be a cavon. Al right here,
Speaker 1: take one on its hollow. All the cheese melting out
Speaker 1: of this one. I hate that. See know if we
Speaker 1: did that, now we have it unbeaped for the podcast
Speaker 1: that was the radio is the radio radio edit? All right?
Speaker 1: We got more coming up right after this. Hey, this
Speaker 1: is Joe Gaddam from Practical Jokers, and you're listening to
Speaker 1: two guys from the second best borrow in New York
Speaker 1: after Statonland. Of course, The Brooklyn Boys was scary and brody.
Speaker 1: Did you remember that when I just played before the commercials. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I played the Joe gadd always says your name first
Speaker 1: because I owed you one right from last time when
Speaker 1: I when I accidentally played Brody Stick. That's okay, that's
Speaker 1: all right, This this is what we do here, were
Speaker 1: even we even it out? Well, I'm not. I don't
Speaker 1: really care that you say your name first, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: But you sang over the lyrics to the song opener today.
Speaker 1: I did that. You did that, you don't care. But
Speaker 1: that's not all I did. When I went to get
Speaker 1: something from the printer. You suck. See Now I could go,
Speaker 1: I could go and delete that, but I won't because
Speaker 1: that's the way. We don't know about our podcast. You
Speaker 1: know something? I was speaking of editing podcasts serial Killers.
Speaker 1: They are just serial killers, but pretty much everything on
Speaker 1: your top one hundred that's ahead of us. And they
Speaker 1: spent three or four hours in the lab the lab,
Speaker 1: just editing their podcasts. Why don't you just be real
Speaker 1: and do a show, do a podcast? And I wasn't
Speaker 1: do it. I wasn't calling our friends at the serial
Speaker 1: Killers podcast out. I just saw a scary Scotty edit
Speaker 1: us out. Something about the podcast world in general, What
Speaker 1: are they hiding that they all have to be edited.
Speaker 1: We don't do that. I don't know some of them
Speaker 1: list editors, like when we went to the podcast, like
Speaker 1: like to thank our producer and our editor, just going
Speaker 1: and talking to microphones. We do, I mean absolutely needs
Speaker 1: to come out, like like a lapse of time, which
Speaker 1: occasionally says something promoting like an evil government. You can't
Speaker 1: say that, but we don't add it. Very often. We
Speaker 1: don't have any yet. Sometimes we've gone podcasts at a
Speaker 1: time without the same. Sometimes you say horrible things about women,
Speaker 1: We take that. Otherwise, we come on now, stop it,
Speaker 1: stop bad. You actually been with me in Columbia, Well
Speaker 1: you shouldn't, you know what. I apologize. When you asked
Speaker 1: me that, I said, no, I don't ask you anymore
Speaker 1: because you got a wife and kids. You're coming away
Speaker 1: with the boy. I absolutely would have come if you
Speaker 1: asked me. I went with the Hoboken boys. You know
Speaker 1: they're a different breed. I got food and drink shames.
Speaker 1: You know. I was just coming off my doctor fat
Speaker 1: lost diet and the sorry. So friends of my sorry,
Speaker 1: let's stay with my friends. What won't true friends do?
Speaker 1: They would support each other? Dude, I'm two days done
Speaker 1: from the detox that I was on forty four days.
Speaker 1: That's one of my that's one of my favorite Drake songs.
Speaker 1: Two days done from the dtime. Two days No, seriously though,
Speaker 1: And and I'm with my boys, and these guys want
Speaker 1: to experience the best of Metaine, like top notch restaurants,
Speaker 1: and I don't blame them for it. I do too.
Speaker 1: So we get to the restaurants, we get to the drinks,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, look, guys, just so you know, I'm
Speaker 1: still I'm going in easy. I'm still not doing carbs
Speaker 1: and sugar. But the good news is I can eat
Speaker 1: of what I wasn't able to eat earlier. So I'm back.
Speaker 1: I'm eating oil, I'm eating fucking fats, I'm eating all
Speaker 1: this stuff. I'm eating great food, like almost like a
Speaker 1: Keto situation at this point, not a sponsor. So I'm
Speaker 1: saying the Keto just in case you were gonna hit it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention a point, but the point
Speaker 1: is good friends, great friends lift each other up, and
Speaker 1: great friends support right. Thank you, So so Brobie, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there and then I have age drink. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a glass of wine. Look at scare,
Speaker 1: You're a pussy. We're dracking wine. We're all drinking Scotch,
Speaker 1: you know with the big you know, the giant singular
Speaker 1: ice cube in a rock class and they swell it
Speaker 1: around with their pinky that my guys, I can't do that,
Speaker 1: I said, give me, I said, I will have more
Speaker 1: drinks than night goes on, but just not at your pace.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, you're not a real man. Why don't you
Speaker 1: give us your man card? And I'm like, guys, there's
Speaker 1: no way to treat me. I'm like, I'm just coming
Speaker 1: off toxic. Go easy on me. And then the food comes, right,
Speaker 1: and now these guys know how to eat appetizer, main course,
Speaker 1: second main course. Let's or they're the kind of guys
Speaker 1: that do the the Let take some of this and
Speaker 1: some of that and let's just whack it up, throw
Speaker 1: it in the middle. Well they'll take they'll order extra entrees,
Speaker 1: whack it up. They'll say, whack it up and throw
Speaker 1: it in the middle. And we've done that, we have,
Speaker 1: but they do it to uh the teeth, the grad
Speaker 1: What do you think I learned that? So brodie. So
Speaker 1: now dinner comes, I like I don't eat bread. I'm
Speaker 1: not eating the carbs. What what is that? Get out
Speaker 1: of here, scared? Come on, you mean you're not eating
Speaker 1: at And I'm sitting there like, come on, guys. And
Speaker 1: then they have dessert. These guys have the pre drink.
Speaker 1: Then they do the three bottles of wine with dinner,
Speaker 1: and then post drinks cordials after who who wears cordials?
Speaker 1: And then a double espresso and then uh, let's take
Speaker 1: five desserts and like whack them up. And I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there like, oh my god, can come on, scary? Scary?
Speaker 1: Do you want the flow? You can't have the flon?
Speaker 1: Have the fl on. It's it's all this peer pressure,
Speaker 1: man deer beer pressure, whatever that funk it is. But
Speaker 1: by the way, this was Times twelve. I had twelve
Speaker 1: meals with these guys in four days. It sounds like
Speaker 1: twelve meals in one meal. They've forced me to a
Speaker 1: game two pounds. I would like to take a step
Speaker 1: back in time too, when the beginning of this conversation happened.
Speaker 1: And I want to thank you for not inviting me
Speaker 1: on this trip, because this sounds if you had to
Speaker 1: design a David Brody anti fun trip. Hey, I woke
Speaker 1: up in a cold sweat. I had the worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: What happened, I don't know. I went to Columbia with
Speaker 1: a bunch of Gavons who wanted too many drinks. He
Speaker 1: yelled at me if for not drinking, made me chipping
Speaker 1: for food. I didn't eat drinks. I didn't everything up evenly.
Speaker 1: The brodie, don't whack it up. You don't whack it off.
Speaker 1: You don't whack it on up and down. I'm not
Speaker 1: walking it, don't out. I'm not going to Columbia whack
Speaker 1: it not doing it. You're not whacking it out. No,
Speaker 1: I would have been the guy they shoved in the
Speaker 1: garbage pay healf for not chipping in. Who the fund
Speaker 1: is this guy doesn't? It was separate checks. These guys are.
Speaker 1: These guys are brutal. The first thing I would have
Speaker 1: done in Columbia was like to say separate checks in Spanish.
Speaker 1: They don't let you off the hook. These guys do
Speaker 1: not let you. They have a fun group of guys
Speaker 1: and they'll look out for you. And you know a
Speaker 1: time of danger. I mean, is there that I know?
Speaker 1: You didn't needn't bring sex on the way day? What Dave.
Speaker 1: Dave was sex? Did you have sex? No? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: no and drink. Dave and Anthony have girlfriends now Falcon
Speaker 1: Falcon has got a friend, Yeah, David on the way,
Speaker 1: Dave's got a girlfriend. Yeah. What if he's going over
Speaker 1: her house like he's driving over he didn't stop somewhere? No,
Speaker 1: so does she know he used to be Dave on
Speaker 1: the way? Sex on the way Dave? Oh from our
Speaker 1: previous podcast episode, go listen to an old episode. Yeah
Speaker 1: he had. Okay, here's you guys listening to the order?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So anyway, his girlfriend
Speaker 1: doesn't listen to his podcast, does she not? No, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. This was all in the past years ago.
Speaker 1: So um. Anyway, the point that the point I was
Speaker 1: going to drive at was you would have loved this
Speaker 1: trip because and this is a public service for everyone Columbia.
Speaker 1: It is so cheap. Everything, the most picture, the top
Speaker 1: meal you could possibly have, Like I'm talking about what
Speaker 1: would cost in New York City for two people. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about you go to a five star John George Restaurants,
Speaker 1: something that would with all ate and drank and in
Speaker 1: a top notch fine establishment, the best they have to offer.
Speaker 1: New York would have been like, you know, for a couple.
Speaker 1: It turned out to a guy at the most. The
Speaker 1: most we ever saw regular breakfast. You should open with that.
Speaker 1: We opened, no, dude, Our launches were like ten fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars each. I'm like, I felt bad and exchange rate
Speaker 1: is that bob awful? Good for us? But um, it
Speaker 1: was a beautiful country. Um still probably yes it is.
Speaker 1: And the cab drivers, I felt terrible for the cabbies.
Speaker 1: You had a yellow cab, three guys in a cab
Speaker 1: hanging out. We're like driving for like fifteen minutes, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how much is this gonna be? Turned
Speaker 1: out to? What amounted to four dollars and fifty cents us?
Speaker 1: All right, but then they can go buy a steak
Speaker 1: dinner for two bucks, so it's five for them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but my god, like, there's no way they're making money
Speaker 1: here that the on the cost of the gas and
Speaker 1: the wear and tear in the car and looking at
Speaker 1: each other, it's like some five cents each and we
Speaker 1: serious right now, this is crazy. More importantly, you just
Speaker 1: said me and my friends and I didn't stop. You
Speaker 1: go ahead. But the thing is if you want, if
Speaker 1: you want to go to a country where you can
Speaker 1: probably afford. How long was the flight. The flight was
Speaker 1: five and a half hours. And the hotel stage you
Speaker 1: can stayed a nice hotel for cheap. So the food
Speaker 1: and the drink were top notch. The cuisine was outrageous.
Speaker 1: And that's such a New York expression. By the way,
Speaker 1: you can stay there for cheap, you can, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: but that's a very New York thing. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: really stay there. It's cheap, find find great flights to
Speaker 1: and from and then when you get back, when you
Speaker 1: go there, you're gonna you're gonna stay, play and eat
Speaker 1: and drink for free, for for a low amount of money,
Speaker 1: and and and draw and ride, I mean the cabs. Now,
Speaker 1: listen if Scary gets an endorsement for Columbia Tourism Board. Funny,
Speaker 1: you mentioned that our boy, uh boy Vinny is on
Speaker 1: the case, so so you might be getting them as
Speaker 1: a sponsor. No, they just they wrote back, who was
Speaker 1: Scary Jones? So that's not going okay because I got
Speaker 1: the jingle ready ready to outpe Nope, Nope. He reached
Speaker 1: out to them after talking about on the radio. Say
Speaker 1: they wanted to know. Well, they're in Columbia. They don't
Speaker 1: know who we are Broken Boys podcast. They do because
Speaker 1: we had a lot in comments. Right, listen, this is
Speaker 1: not a podcast about Brooklyn. It's a two guys in
Speaker 1: our take on life, two guys from Brooklyn with them
Speaker 1: talking about Columbia, the world according to us. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we've talked about travel, and we've talked about people who
Speaker 1: come to like New York, a big city, they get lost,
Speaker 1: they don't have directions whatever. And I've always said, at
Speaker 1: least tw people like who seem like they're American, you
Speaker 1: have a phone in your hand, don't ask for directions. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm walking to our parking garage where we park
Speaker 1: obviously the one we're near here, a few blocks away,
Speaker 1: and I'm stopped on a corner ready to cross a
Speaker 1: major avenue, waiting for the light to change. And this short,
Speaker 1: little creepy looking man he says to me, Hey, should
Speaker 1: you know where Stanton Street is? Now? He's got an
Speaker 1: iPhone in his hand. I know it's an iPhone because
Speaker 1: it was like an iPhone seven. It was small. It's like,
Speaker 1: what couldn't have been an Android? Before you say it
Speaker 1: was an Android. It was an iPhone, so I know
Speaker 1: it's it's it's not like a flip phone or anything.
Speaker 1: And he says, you know where Stanton Street is? Now,
Speaker 1: I know New York, but stand Street is not a
Speaker 1: major street. I don't know where Stanton Street is off
Speaker 1: the top of my head. Okay, all right, Stanton Social
Speaker 1: is that where that is the place? That's yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's in the Lower East Side, but not where we
Speaker 1: are on the west side. Have been hattened, you know,
Speaker 1: because of the meat ball shop. Shop. Take you to
Speaker 1: the meat ball shop. That is some great meat balls.
Speaker 1: What do they sell their meat balls? And by the way,
Speaker 1: just meat balls, right, it's phenomenal. Eight types of meatballs,
Speaker 1: like six types of bread and you just combo to
Speaker 1: make any combo. It's now five or six locations. Have
Speaker 1: you ever in New York City that mean ball shop?
Speaker 1: It's oh god. We could do a podcast just on
Speaker 1: the meat post. We should do a live broadcasting post.
Speaker 1: We still working on a live broadcast. Don't get upset
Speaker 1: with us. Okay. So the guys that you're standing street, now, look,
Speaker 1: we are walking west at the moment, we're about to
Speaker 1: cross the street west as you just pointed out, now
Speaker 1: that you mention it, standing Street is east. Of course,
Speaker 1: at least I would say twelve long blocks east of
Speaker 1: where he and I are standing, not really walkable from
Speaker 1: where we are. You again here, okay, oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a nice walk. It's a half hour. So
Speaker 1: I decided to take my own advice, because especially I
Speaker 1: was taller than the guys, I felt like I could
Speaker 1: say something. I said, to be honest, I don't know
Speaker 1: where Standing Street is, but you got a smartphone in
Speaker 1: your hand. Why don't you just search on Google Maps
Speaker 1: for it? He says, I'm on Google. I'm searching for
Speaker 1: Google Maps. It's not, let me say it, it's asking
Speaker 1: me to sign up for Google What So, I said, guys,
Speaker 1: not on the right hand. So I so, I said,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean by sign up for good?
Speaker 1: I said, all right. So I'm like thinking, maybe he
Speaker 1: didn't download the app and he has to get into
Speaker 1: the app. The very smartphone has a native something like
Speaker 1: safar you could open some far. So then I say
Speaker 1: to him, well, actually, actually Apple has his own now,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, so you must have look right
Speaker 1: at my paper. I wrote it down. I said, you
Speaker 1: must have Apple Maps, and he starts yelling it's starts
Speaker 1: asking for my password, and I said, well, I I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I okay, uh, just we'll put your password in.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know my password. So the
Speaker 1: light changes, and I thought to myself, if he wasn't
Speaker 1: a crazy man, I might have helped him and taking
Speaker 1: my phone out. But he starts walking across the street
Speaker 1: with the second the light changed, looking at his phone,
Speaker 1: yelling at his phone. Is he going in the wrong direction? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's walking west, not keep walking. At this time, at
Speaker 1: this point, I didn't remember he was going in the
Speaker 1: wrong direction right, because he was going towards you know,
Speaker 1: some of the streets that have names. We were on
Speaker 1: a numbered street. He was going towards the ones, the
Speaker 1: smallest streets. I thought, maybe stands over there. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was late, I got out of work late last.
Speaker 1: You can be distorient was just thinking, so I wanted
Speaker 1: to help the guy. And I was thinking, well, I
Speaker 1: know you listened to Bogas and watch you take out
Speaker 1: your phone. Well, I wanted to be The guy was
Speaker 1: so belligerent to me when I when I didn't know
Speaker 1: what stand street was, and there was no one else
Speaker 1: to ask, and then he's yelling at his phone asking
Speaker 1: me for a password. I was like, hey, like you know,
Speaker 1: like when your parents get lost the frustrated right, he
Speaker 1: was yelling frustrated by technology, looking at his phone, going
Speaker 1: have a password. You just said okay, boomer and moved on. No,
Speaker 1: this guy, I wouldn't say he was. It wasn't maybe
Speaker 1: yeah boom bars sixties. But he he was like he
Speaker 1: needed a shave. He just I don't know if he
Speaker 1: was gonna like go crazy and he had a phone.
Speaker 1: He did, you said the podcast. So so he it's
Speaker 1: every Apple has an Apple Maps, it's native, every phone
Speaker 1: has a native. But he said that, he goes, it's
Speaker 1: asking for my password. My guess is he maybe needed
Speaker 1: to update the app. And he was saying, you didn't
Speaker 1: you have to log in to the iTunes s and
Speaker 1: so he was flustered and he could so that now
Speaker 1: what I've learned, and now that we've had this conversation,
Speaker 1: he went in the opposite direction. Had been calm, I
Speaker 1: would have taken my phone out, but I was a
Speaker 1: Freddie gram from my phone or like get mad at me,
Speaker 1: like you know when you reach the end of the
Speaker 1: road and then as the defense just climb over and
Speaker 1: just dive into the water head first. He wasn't far
Speaker 1: from that, like one more block, he's going in the water.
Speaker 1: So I tried to help the guy. So I want
Speaker 1: to say those people I always go, you have a
Speaker 1: phone in your hand, just use it. Maybe you can't,
Speaker 1: maybe even though you have the phone, So maybe you
Speaker 1: give people too much credit. That's what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: may all those other people I want an apology, But
Speaker 1: I do know all those people who text the radio
Speaker 1: station looking for answers on things, you're not gonna say, Hey, no,
Speaker 1: I still say google and google it. Yeah, well a
Speaker 1: lot of times I'll say it. It'd be easier if
Speaker 1: you googled it, like today it bing bing it. Someone
Speaker 1: today asked was like, hey, they asked for some think
Speaker 1: that was very easily findable. I think we did a
Speaker 1: story about Oh there was We did a Garrett played
Speaker 1: a bit of sound. There was a woman from New
Speaker 1: York and apparently somebody went up to her as a
Speaker 1: bit on a subway and said, hey, sing something for me.
Speaker 1: I'll film it, or something like, hey sing this song.
Speaker 1: Whatever was they filmed her singing on the subway, like randomly.
Speaker 1: He was having people sing and she was terrific. And
Speaker 1: it went it went terrific. Yeah, and and and and
Speaker 1: it got a lot of coverage. And then she was
Speaker 1: on Ellen right, and I think Garrett said her name was,
Speaker 1: let's say Darcy. I remember the name. So the woman
Speaker 1: on the subway named Darcy got on Ellen. So a
Speaker 1: woman said, oh, what was her name? Where do I
Speaker 1: find that video? I thought she was DEROSSI yeah, oh no,
Speaker 1: So I said, uh that uh tell in the show
Speaker 1: You and your Lesbian Commentary. So I said, well, I
Speaker 1: think you'd be I think if you google subway singer
Speaker 1: Darcy Ellen, whatever her name was, you know you'll find it, right.
Speaker 1: I just people don't try. They don't and that that's
Speaker 1: that's been a growing problem. But this guy, he he tried.
Speaker 1: They're just lazy. He tried. He just wanted his password. Frustrated. Frustrated, ye, frustrated,
Speaker 1: they want his password. You know what, he could have
Speaker 1: pulled a cab driver over because they have a map
Speaker 1: in their head. Here's the best here's the best part.
Speaker 1: We crossed the street. He's about ten feet ahead of
Speaker 1: me because he's walking out impatiently, like he's gonna figure
Speaker 1: out where Standing Street is all by himself. What's across
Speaker 1: the street a police station. There's police officers right there.
Speaker 1: They have a big map in there, probably know where
Speaker 1: Standing Street is. So I say, hey, asked the officers
Speaker 1: where Standing Street is. But he's got his face in
Speaker 1: his phone, banging away at the keys, yelling at in
Speaker 1: the wrong direction. Direction. So my advice to people has
Speaker 1: always been, if you are in the city and you're lost,
Speaker 1: hail a New York City taxi cab and just talk
Speaker 1: to them through the window and say, hey, where is something.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna work. It's just gonna work. It is
Speaker 1: gonna work because they know where they're going at all times.
Speaker 1: Some of them use ways, they'll use an app that's uber. No.
Speaker 1: I've been in cabs with a where a guy looks
Speaker 1: at a map. Yeah, they look at the nav on
Speaker 1: the phone. It's unfortunate, but that was. But but speaking
Speaker 1: of phones and that guy, you know what I did?
Speaker 1: Was it Monday? Tuesday? Tuesday? I came to work without
Speaker 1: my phone. I know that's bad. How did you manage? Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean I would have went home, so we were
Speaker 1: on vacation last week, right, and so what are you
Speaker 1: doing vacation? You turn all your alarms off to turn
Speaker 1: my alarm clock off. I turned my my Alexa alarm off,
Speaker 1: and I have a phone alarm. So the phone alarm
Speaker 1: when I jump out of bed in the morning, and
Speaker 1: I started running in turn off all the alarm so
Speaker 1: don't wake anybody up. I grabbed my phone because the
Speaker 1: alarm is going off. And then I go in the
Speaker 1: bathroom and I get dressed well because the alarm was
Speaker 1: still off. Somehow Monday I got up. Somehow Monday I
Speaker 1: got up and I was awakened up to grab the phone. Tuesday,
Speaker 1: I was so tired. I must have not grabbed the phone.
Speaker 1: And I do a Richard, you have the same thing
Speaker 1: in the morning. We do the same thing. Shoes, I
Speaker 1: hit the light, switched pe brush your teeth. I set
Speaker 1: five alarms on my phone, right, alarm one just in
Speaker 1: case the first four don't wake And when we wake
Speaker 1: up half asleep, the toothpaste have to be in the
Speaker 1: same spot, because you have to, like like a robot
Speaker 1: creature of habits. So I I always and I always
Speaker 1: do the pat I do the wallet, I do the keys,
Speaker 1: I do the phone, and I go. I was out
Speaker 1: of it. I'd lucky I had the wallet. I had
Speaker 1: put the wallet in my jeans that I laid out
Speaker 1: for the day before, said already in the pocket. I
Speaker 1: put my money in my pocket from the other jeans
Speaker 1: that Adam Sandler's song. Phone wallet keys anything but my
Speaker 1: phone wallet keys, so for me, right for me, it's
Speaker 1: a phone. Phone keys. So I so I have a ritual.
Speaker 1: I get in the car, I put I plugged the
Speaker 1: phone in. I usually turned the data on because at
Speaker 1: home only the wifis on. I did dad in the car,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that either. I'm driving from my house.
Speaker 1: I'm ten minutes outside of my house, or maybe thirteen
Speaker 1: minute or so. And I and I when you discover
Speaker 1: I discovered in the phone? All right, question, why don't
Speaker 1: you stop right there and turn around? You were only
Speaker 1: ten minutes away from thirteen. I did the math, so
Speaker 1: thirteen minutes away. So you don't think I do the
Speaker 1: math on how many six minutes seven minutes to come back.
Speaker 1: That's how much i'd lose. That's how much you'd lose
Speaker 1: twenty minutes minutes. Well, if I'm already trending four minutes late.
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Well, you can, uh, But the
Speaker 1: question then becomes is it worth it to be a
Speaker 1: half hour late so I can get through my day
Speaker 1: and have my phone with me? Okay, Well, here's what
Speaker 1: I didn't want to waste. I didn't want to waste
Speaker 1: a day because once you use the oh I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm late, I forgot my phone, I had to go home,
Speaker 1: you can't keep using that. Right. Maybe there's a day
Speaker 1: I happen to me once, right, but maybe there's a
Speaker 1: day that I'm really running late and I don't forget
Speaker 1: my phone, but you want to use it as an right.
Speaker 1: So on a day when I'm only wearing a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes late, now I can blame the four minutes
Speaker 1: on how I was gonna get you get out of
Speaker 1: jail free cars to that right holding on to it.
Speaker 1: You don't want to waste that. So I figured I'll
Speaker 1: go in four minutes late and I'll distract by telling
Speaker 1: the story behind on my phone. So I made a
Speaker 1: list which I read on the air. Part of it. Uh.
Speaker 1: Forty minutes into the show, I had gone to my
Speaker 1: phone thirteen times where I had to do something and
Speaker 1: I didn't have my phone, and I realized how unbelievably
Speaker 1: important the phone is in our job. Even though we're
Speaker 1: on the radio, I have to text Froggy, text Josh,
Speaker 1: text Sam because looking up whatever, and it look up
Speaker 1: like sometimes sometimes like for instance, so Elvis was talking
Speaker 1: about fat Tuesday, I wrote down fat Tuesday, and then
Speaker 1: always talking about white chocolate. So sometimes what you guys
Speaker 1: don't know is Elvis will be talking about something and
Speaker 1: I understand his facial expressions and his intonation in his
Speaker 1: voice where he might say, yeah, you know, Marty grow
Speaker 1: means fat Tuesday. No it doesn't, it does Marty? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Marty as m a R like Martez, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: fat Tuesday is. Marty graa Tuesday. I don't even know
Speaker 1: it translated to mind blown. My mind is blown right
Speaker 1: here on this podcast. You're serious that Marty looking at
Speaker 1: it right now on your phone while I'm talking looking up,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look a up right now. Okay, so means
Speaker 1: free or whatever? It was free free Marty's Marty ahead,
Speaker 1: rah Um, Marty gram um. Definition definition is like, uh so,
Speaker 1: while you're looking that up, Mary, what does it mean?
Speaker 1: Translation and definitions fatus it's French for fatoos mona tests
Speaker 1: in Spanish is Tuesday. Marty. I didn't know that. Look
Speaker 1: at you and no clue that Marty Gram meant fat Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I knew Fat Tuesday was Marty Grass a bar called
Speaker 1: fat Tuesday. That it's a chain. I knew Fat Tuesday
Speaker 1: was always on Marty during New Orleans means it's in Orleans.
Speaker 1: That's new the we have to original Orleans somewhere else
Speaker 1: where was the old or I'm assuming in France. This
Speaker 1: is great French literally fat Tuesday alluding to the last
Speaker 1: day of feasting before the fast of line. And there
Speaker 1: you go. So okay, So again, why I need my phone.
Speaker 1: Sometimes someone will talk about something and maybe doesn't know
Speaker 1: exactly everything about it, So I'll google fat Tuesday on
Speaker 1: my phone and then put the phone in front of
Speaker 1: Elvis so if he needs any statistics or whatever they are.
Speaker 1: So we're talking about white chocolate. I needed to agree,
Speaker 1: So I had to lift my laptop up and turn
Speaker 1: the laptop so you can see the ingredients. Because sometimes
Speaker 1: you need to provide information. You can't just print it.
Speaker 1: You can't have the printer machine make it. The print
Speaker 1: and making noise in his studio, just hold it up.
Speaker 1: So I did not have my phone. His whole list,
Speaker 1: how did you feel? I was terrible, And then I
Speaker 1: had to leave early because I had to get home
Speaker 1: to the phone. Of course you did. And then it
Speaker 1: was all like nine text alerts, messages unanswered. It's the worst.
Speaker 1: You can't do without your phone. You have to keep
Speaker 1: up with it. Okay, but I did screw up. Okay.
Speaker 1: So there was a guy in sales who's said to
Speaker 1: me over the week or Friday, you know, Monday, Hey,
Speaker 1: after the show Tuesday, let's talk, Okay. He said, I'll
Speaker 1: text you when I can talk. So I didn't have
Speaker 1: my phone. I never got a text message. So I
Speaker 1: get home. I don't know what time it was, one, two, three,
Speaker 1: whatever was whatever time I got home. I right, I
Speaker 1: got home pretty quickly, one o'clock maybe twelve thirty. I
Speaker 1: go to my phone. I see that he texted. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I text back now, I gotta deal
Speaker 1: with that now. But I want to take a nap
Speaker 1: because I'm exhausted. So I can't text him back. Because
Speaker 1: you want to pretend like you still away from your phone, right,
Speaker 1: and you could use that excuse all day, right, So right,
Speaker 1: so I decided to send him an email sven o'clock
Speaker 1: at night. I finally got back to my phone, right,
Speaker 1: so I send him an email. I start writing an email, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't know my phone. I'll and I went, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, how can I be emailing him? Not that
Speaker 1: I couldn't have done it from my computer, but that
Speaker 1: implies that I'm home. So I had to quickly. Thank god,
Speaker 1: I caught myself. I said, hey, um using a friend's computer. No,
Speaker 1: I No, I could not. I hadn't, said I. So
Speaker 1: I had to figure out did I send the text
Speaker 1: message or not saying I don't have my phone? Right,
Speaker 1: I said, I done my phone, I'll call you when
Speaker 1: I get home. So then the email, I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: leaving work now, should be home in about an hour
Speaker 1: and a half. So I caught myself. Had I sent
Speaker 1: the email like oh, don't have my phone, that it
Speaker 1: would have been weird because I just texted right. So uh,
Speaker 1: So I didn't text him, sent the email, and I
Speaker 1: realized Bob as I caught myself, I had to I
Speaker 1: had to figure out to play through my head, like
Speaker 1: what do I have to word? This that it covers
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm home, but I still don't have
Speaker 1: my phone, so I had to make it like I
Speaker 1: was still at work. It's really what I was talking about,
Speaker 1: but not having your phone, man, it's just you know what.
Speaker 1: The once I got over the hump of it, Like
Speaker 1: after the first two hours, I started feeling a little
Speaker 1: more relaxed. Did you really feel like because I didn't
Speaker 1: have to like, oh, I don't have to respond to
Speaker 1: those you felt it was the nineties all over again,
Speaker 1: Like this is how I remember feeling before it was different. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I got out of the out of
Speaker 1: the radio station, and normally I have to call the garage,
Speaker 1: let them in. My car is ready, Like you know what, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't. I can't call them now. I
Speaker 1: reached so much going. The thing is, there's so much
Speaker 1: that we rely on our phones for now that you
Speaker 1: you must have been every thirty seconds thinking about it like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't do this right now, or
Speaker 1: I can't do that right now. Right And then I
Speaker 1: was gonna call the guy who runs one of the
Speaker 1: other departments. How are you gonna bit back to people
Speaker 1: on Twitter? You can't do that the phone. So then
Speaker 1: I looked the whole days worth attraction. I had told
Speaker 1: someone else, I'll call you from my car ride home
Speaker 1: tomorrow after work, one of the other department heads that
Speaker 1: I deal with, And then I got in the car,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't have to make any phone calls.
Speaker 1: Isn't it liberating? It was in the car liberating. I
Speaker 1: put music about wearing any underwear. It was like that,
Speaker 1: I've never forgotten underwear coming to work, I know, but
Speaker 1: the fact that you didn't have any on yeah, Emperor's
Speaker 1: new clothes. It was. It was Ember's Neo close. I do.
Speaker 1: I do want to bring up a couple of clips
Speaker 1: that I got off the radio. Uh so, let's let's
Speaker 1: do that coming up next. And now here's where I
Speaker 1: get my name for us. We'll call it even. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Joe Gadda from a Practical Jokers, and you're
Speaker 1: listening to two of my favorite idiots, the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: with Brody and Scary. I hate this. I got a
Speaker 1: spam phone call just now. Well it said spam, but
Speaker 1: then it's a Chase Bank next to it. Now, I
Speaker 1: do bank with Chase so much. Should have answered that,
Speaker 1: but it's a spam. No, uh, well, it could be
Speaker 1: an eight hundred numbers so that they're wandering. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know what that number is. By the way, I
Speaker 1: one discounted rooms at Marriott twice this week coming to Marriott. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got my Walmart order showing up and I got
Speaker 1: a twenty five dollar gift card from Walmart. Why because
Speaker 1: it was a Scamboni sent to my email. You have
Speaker 1: the jingle, of course, ridiculous from Walmart Customer Appreciation. Hey,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. That's, by the way, that's how I know
Speaker 1: right away it's a scambo because they used Scary Jones
Speaker 1: and I don't have an account as Scary Jones. Congrats
Speaker 1: you've received a Walmart You received an Walmart reward grammar
Speaker 1: Police and Scamboni in the same fucking email. So it
Speaker 1: says click here. But then when you clicked the hyperlink
Speaker 1: of the actual no, no, no, no. All I did
Speaker 1: was I clicked to see what email this Walmart crustomer
Speaker 1: appreciation was coming from, and it was support at info
Speaker 1: email now dot com. You're a fucking Scamboni. I didn't
Speaker 1: click on you, your bitch, And then they got me.
Speaker 1: They tried to get me again, they said, hey, your
Speaker 1: order that purchase order number, it's about to be delivered
Speaker 1: and with a link, and I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: I haven't ordered anything from Walmart. They wanted me to
Speaker 1: track my order of whatever the funk it was. They
Speaker 1: were hoping that I forgot that I ordered to them
Speaker 1: from Walmart. So I've gotten that ship from Target and
Speaker 1: from other time, got it from Amazon. Said you know why,
Speaker 1: because it's a pretty good I got no order comment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. So if you click on scam bony, no
Speaker 1: I get alerts on my phone. I don't need. I
Speaker 1: don't need emails telling me I don't have email alerts
Speaker 1: from Amazon. You know? Another scam bony an Instagram. Hold on,
Speaker 1: don't fall for this one. So if you go on
Speaker 1: Instagram sometimes on your d MS, you'll get these randos,
Speaker 1: these requested messages, or it might be something uh coming
Speaker 1: from somebody you actually know. On Instagram. You it's a
Speaker 1: phishing thing. Some the account got hacked, but yet they
Speaker 1: it looks like it's coming from their handle and it
Speaker 1: says from a d M, Hey look what I made
Speaker 1: for you. It took me two hours. And then there's
Speaker 1: a link and I'm like wait a second. If I
Speaker 1: click on that, it's gonna bring me to a fucking site.
Speaker 1: I didn't click on it, but I google the scam.
Speaker 1: It's a fishing scam. And what happens is if you
Speaker 1: were to click on someone's d M that is familiar,
Speaker 1: like if I got one from Brody and it says,
Speaker 1: look what I had, Look what I made for you
Speaker 1: never sent two hours I know. Once you click the link,
Speaker 1: it takes you to what looks like Instagram's log in page,
Speaker 1: like you've been logged out, and then you type your
Speaker 1: name and password and it goes to the hacker and
Speaker 1: then your account gets taken over. Scamboning you have another
Speaker 1: one a couple of so I had another scambo I
Speaker 1: just forgot, but I wrote down three and before at
Speaker 1: one a couple of things. I got a d M
Speaker 1: that said, uh eighteen plus and it said uh, don't
Speaker 1: open at work or something. But it wasn't from anybody
Speaker 1: I knew. It was like a zero post person and
Speaker 1: it was a click here. It looks like it's a video,
Speaker 1: but it's actually a link that takes you to a
Speaker 1: bad website widing click. And I'm not that stupid, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with this. A listener
Speaker 1: sent me, ay, I don't know if it's a photo
Speaker 1: of video, I don't know. It's a legit listener of
Speaker 1: the alpst In Morning show. And I've interacted with them before,
Speaker 1: you know, if I had, you know, listen, answered tweets
Speaker 1: or whatever. And she has a uh she if she said, hey, um,
Speaker 1: this is for you, but if you're married, you might
Speaker 1: be offended by it. Okay, Well I clicked on it.
Speaker 1: It said so and so has a private account. So
Speaker 1: I wrote back and I said, I can't open this.
Speaker 1: You have a private account. So they sent me a
Speaker 1: link to her to her to their account. I go,
Speaker 1: it's still private. I can't access your account. So I feel,
Speaker 1: as a married guy, should I not even be clicking it?
Speaker 1: Because but what I don't well, not temptation, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't get tempted. My point was, I'm curious what
Speaker 1: would offend me if I was married. Well, that's the lure,
Speaker 1: that's that, that's the bait right there there, there's a
Speaker 1: hook in the water and the bait. When you think
Speaker 1: a guy this this uh desirable, a single well you
Speaker 1: would pick at random. That's why it's a scambo. No,
Speaker 1: it's a listener. It's not really. Yeah yeah, although although
Speaker 1: it could be a fishing scam like I just mentioned,
Speaker 1: it couldn't someone she might have gotten hacked. And I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, yeah, you're right, You're right. She might have
Speaker 1: gotten because saying another woman can't find me attractive, it
Speaker 1: must be Sam. That's like applauding for a pilot. Right.
Speaker 1: We did get hacked though. My daughter called me up,
Speaker 1: my oldest daughter. She calls me at the house and
Speaker 1: she says, I'm trying to get into Netflix and my
Speaker 1: account got changed to a rooster the name is d
Speaker 1: I k and uh and then watching movies in in
Speaker 1: Spanish and they changed the language to Arabic. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me tell you about Netflix. It's one of
Speaker 1: those apps that you can't do what you want to
Speaker 1: do in the app. You have to go to the website.
Speaker 1: I hate that, but you don't know that. So I'm
Speaker 1: like I. So she says to me, did you do
Speaker 1: that right? Because two years ago she changed my account
Speaker 1: to a child's account so that I couldn't watch anything
Speaker 1: with adult themes like I'm gonna watch cartoons. And then
Speaker 1: sometimes my my kids will change each other's you know,
Speaker 1: uh icons or names. But we agreed about a year
Speaker 1: ago we'll not do it anymore. Let anybody be happy.
Speaker 1: Did it once? Because they change your account to a
Speaker 1: kid account, you have to delete it. You can't just
Speaker 1: change it, so you feel like you lose your lists
Speaker 1: and your watchings and all that. So we all agree
Speaker 1: we never do that. She's like, you did it? Is it? No?
Speaker 1: I did not. That's not my sense of humor. I
Speaker 1: was gonna change it to a right, Okay, So I'm
Speaker 1: in the I'm in the app for like ten minutes
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to change Why can't you
Speaker 1: just have like you can this captions? Right. You're trying
Speaker 1: the captions on and off, but you can't turn them
Speaker 1: off permanently, right, And you can't change the language. So
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. So I google the problem and says
Speaker 1: you have go through the website. I go through the website.
Speaker 1: My password doesn't work anymore. But because we were logged
Speaker 1: in already, we didn't have to log out, so the
Speaker 1: passwords not working. So I'm like, holy sh it, someone
Speaker 1: got into account and change the password. Wow. So I
Speaker 1: call Netflix and they so she said. The woman says
Speaker 1: to me, h uh, well give me your email address. Okay.
Speaker 1: I said, well, the email address on the account is
Speaker 1: my wife's and she's sleeping, which was true. Changed the
Speaker 1: email address. No, no, they didn't, Thank god, they would
Speaker 1: not small enough to do that. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: do me a favor, make it my email address so
Speaker 1: I can get the link to reset the password. She says, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: the security there right. She was like, she was like
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson on SNL. Okay, she wasn't gonna she wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna like test your knowledge of your account to make
Speaker 1: sure that you're not the scamber I gave me. I
Speaker 1: gave her the address. But that could have been found
Speaker 1: out that you could find if you had to. That's week.
Speaker 1: That's a week wall. So I go back and I
Speaker 1: change it. I go back and change it. I changed
Speaker 1: the language, but the language didn't change on anything they
Speaker 1: had already watched, So all the previews and all all
Speaker 1: any think on the main screen right was still Arabic.
Speaker 1: So I had it took. It was like ten step process.
Speaker 1: Thank you hackers for listening to this segment. You roll
Speaker 1: it back anytime you want to break into us. So
Speaker 1: then my wife the next day, I say, hey, we
Speaker 1: got hacked last night. She goes, oh, it wasn't last night,
Speaker 1: It must have been like a week ago. Why why
Speaker 1: did she wait that long? So I said, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Just well, I got an email that said, uh,
Speaker 1: you have a new account sign in from Michigan, and
Speaker 1: another one from Morocco, another one from al Jeers. And
Speaker 1: I said, well, didn't an occur to you to like
Speaker 1: maybe we got hacked? And she says, no, I figured
Speaker 1: out phishing emails. She thought they were the kind of
Speaker 1: emails you got that they were like, you know, click here,
Speaker 1: you've been hacked. But we actually got hacked. So someone
Speaker 1: in Michigan sent the passwords to their buddies. Now, look,
Speaker 1: Michigan has a large Arabic UH population. Maybe they had
Speaker 1: relatives in and it was um, Morocco or Monico, one
Speaker 1: of those. I don't remember which one. I think it
Speaker 1: was Morocco UH and Algiers and uh. And so people
Speaker 1: in three countries were watching my Netflix account. And somebody
Speaker 1: must have been Spanish also, because yeah, some of the
Speaker 1: movies were Spanish only movies. Then they changed those Arabic subtitles,
Speaker 1: and so you can't get out of Arabic because you
Speaker 1: can't figure out like which is yeah and that which
Speaker 1: is the button, which is the home right, which is
Speaker 1: the button. It's not like Spanish where like, oh, that
Speaker 1: looks like you know, the COSA button. I get it.
Speaker 1: This was like I know the buttons are pictures, but
Speaker 1: the words are not close. You can't like go oh,
Speaker 1: I get it right, like Marty Gross Fat Tuesday, you
Speaker 1: could probably figure that out. So it took me a
Speaker 1: multiple hours to get out of that. Um But Dick
Speaker 1: Dick the rooster or something was you know what, They
Speaker 1: would have gotten away with it too. If that one
Speaker 1: person of all the people sharing our account, if that
Speaker 1: one person didn't change the profile picture to a rooster,
Speaker 1: we never would have known. Except in my in my
Speaker 1: watch the list was movies I didn't watch. I gotta
Speaker 1: go check my watch list now to see if I've
Speaker 1: been hacked. Yeah. So so a smart hacker will just
Speaker 1: play it cool. You watch the movies, yeah, watch Stranger Things,
Speaker 1: the history, Yeah, do something like that. By the way,
Speaker 1: you can't, to my knowledge, you can't, at least in
Speaker 1: the app. You can't, like I can't delete the things
Speaker 1: that this guy I'm assuming it's a guy. Uh, this
Speaker 1: person watched like in my recently watched list, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch that. Oh and then it throws off
Speaker 1: your whole profile of films for them, right, So he
Speaker 1: was right? And what is that? Right? So this guy
Speaker 1: watched the Tom and Jerry cartoon and now in the
Speaker 1: in the what you might like this cartoons coming up,
Speaker 1: like Hannah Barbara. Now I like Hanna Barbara, but I
Speaker 1: don't want those in my you might like list. So
Speaker 1: I started watching all the cool stuff again. He fucked
Speaker 1: you up? Fund this up? Yeah? Um, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: scambo Netflix, I said, uh, I've been porn. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get the let me get the email thing ready
Speaker 1: the stage for you? And I wanted to play a
Speaker 1: couple of clips. Oh yeah, then we have some clips
Speaker 1: or some clips. Yes, let me get the email stage.
Speaker 1: You're ready for you with that? And I have have
Speaker 1: a grammar police. Oh my goodness, so exciting. I do
Speaker 1: want to get rid of the scam. We don't want Scamboni,
Speaker 1: I think so alright, if I was running the board,
Speaker 1: I would have had that. Sounds like it's welcome. You've
Speaker 1: got mail. You can always email us at the The
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. This one came
Speaker 1: in from the Cole Morelli and she's addressing me, but
Speaker 1: I think she's talking about you, Brodie. Damn it. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for reading my email on the last
Speaker 1: episode of the podcast. But I have to say I
Speaker 1: was super bummed to hear you say my full name
Speaker 1: and then say that I was part of the problem
Speaker 1: for using the term a t M machine in the
Speaker 1: subject of my email. For the record to called that
Speaker 1: was David Brodie, not me. I did not it was
Speaker 1: not me. I'm sorry for not being more clear. I
Speaker 1: was emailing to say that I thought of my favorite
Speaker 1: podcast when the Redundant Phrases category came up on Jeopardy,
Speaker 1: and just want to let you guys know that I
Speaker 1: thought of you when the term a t M machine
Speaker 1: was on the Jeopardy clues. If I was really part
Speaker 1: of the problem, I wouldn't have understood the coincidence and
Speaker 1: would not have emailed you about it. But I guess
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have assumed it was obvious to both parties.
Speaker 1: I hope you can understand it was a bummer to
Speaker 1: hear the host of the podcasts you love call out
Speaker 1: your full name and say you were part of the problem.
Speaker 1: But thank you, Nicole, it was you. You read the emails.
Speaker 1: I read the email, and then you are the one
Speaker 1: who called around as part of the problem. It was David.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Nicole. I owe you an apology. Sometimes I'm tired,
Speaker 1: sometimes I miss I apologize. But hold on, can I
Speaker 1: play this real quick? I mean, over this down. Speaking
Speaker 1: of which, this was Joy read. She's a news host
Speaker 1: and she's talking about the candidates having money. We do
Speaker 1: need true campaign finance before well we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: continue to roll with the people. Yeah, we have enough,
Speaker 1: We will have enough money. Do you guys have the
Speaker 1: ATM machine? No national television. This one came up from
Speaker 1: Mark Demmer's on our Brooklyn Boys Facebook fan page. He
Speaker 1: emailed it there. You can go to the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: on Facebook on Slice for Life. Here, I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: you guys are the best. You make my day at
Speaker 1: work every day. Currently going back through all the episodes
Speaker 1: including Wow Scaries, old podcast, the Off Air Show which
Speaker 1: is on this channel. By the way, before the episode
Speaker 1: zero wish we had more time with you guys, meaning
Speaker 1: like hoping that there was more of those Brody, You're
Speaker 1: the ship scar you hope, Brody Steak dinner, Love you guys,
Speaker 1: Mark Demers Q Market that's for you, and UM, don't
Speaker 1: say my name here, but Darius Suit I'm not gonna say. Nope.
Speaker 1: Very late to the podcast, but I wanted to start
Speaker 1: over and listen from the top. So I'm still in
Speaker 1: the twenties, but I'm a lot like Brody. I believe
Speaker 1: in free dessert, especially when traveling things go wrong, because
Speaker 1: travel is ridiculously priced these days. Made over two thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in travel certificates from my family over the last
Speaker 1: two years. From a major US airline. Let's say they
Speaker 1: have a globe in their logo. I have to anyway, UM,
Speaker 1: I will send a complaint if anything on my journey
Speaker 1: doesn't go as it should anything. I never asked for
Speaker 1: anything in return. I simply say I'm giving you feedback
Speaker 1: and believe my experience was not up to standard, and
Speaker 1: invariably I will be center certificate. They say that we're
Speaker 1: sorry for the service and we appreciate your loyalty. This
Speaker 1: guy has gotten seven hundred dollars A hundred dollars seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars once for the baggage not showing up. Uh,
Speaker 1: flying in a premium I've been in um and and
Speaker 1: the amenity kid was missing. Complained about that grandparents had
Speaker 1: requested wheelchairs and there was no there was there was
Speaker 1: a mess, there was no wheelchairs. So and got seven
Speaker 1: hundred dollars on that one. How about that grandparents? They
Speaker 1: said there were no wheelchairs for the grandparents even though
Speaker 1: they were seven hundred bucks ching and seventy five dollars
Speaker 1: because there was a light flashing above me the entire flight.
Speaker 1: It was really bright and they couldn't turn it off
Speaker 1: for that nice. I think I just made Brodie proud.
Speaker 1: The baggage didn't show up and damage and then there
Speaker 1: was damages with the damage was the bag Wasn't there
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks? This is fucking great because their their
Speaker 1: menity kid was missing. This is from they don't want
Speaker 1: to say their name, but it's Uh. I'll just show,
Speaker 1: I'll show see if I can put that in the book. Uh.
Speaker 1: Paul Hickey wrote to us about Danielle La La Loo
Speaker 1: yelling Danielle the Lilo hey Fella his Tales of a
Speaker 1: Cocktails podcast. They're doing a live podcasting. No, I'm a
Speaker 1: little a little jealous. Hey, fellas, really listen to episode
Speaker 1: seventy five to eighty five so far this week since
Speaker 1: you're on vacation. Episodes eighty two and eighty four with
Speaker 1: Danielle DeLillo are so great and I really hope you
Speaker 1: can invite her back for cameos sometime soon. She's fucking
Speaker 1: hilarious and fits in so well. I don't fuck in
Speaker 1: a car, she says. If you don't know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about, go listen to those episodes. She Doesn't Fuck
Speaker 1: in a car. Brooken Boys podcast is the best podcast
Speaker 1: of all time, no comparison. Thank you, Paul Hickey. All right,
Speaker 1: so David Ramira has sent me this DM One thing
Speaker 1: I learned from you even is not even just got
Speaker 1: me some free dessert from Amazon. Wait for the ending
Speaker 1: of this. One Amazon driver missed delivered packages to the
Speaker 1: wrong house. I called up Amazon was told by the
Speaker 1: customer service lady to check around the neighboring houses for
Speaker 1: my packages. Come again, that ain't my job. I got
Speaker 1: my I got my money back at a twenty on
Speaker 1: a gift card. Hashtag free dessert, Thanks Brody, so that
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, can you can you can you
Speaker 1: go look around the other houses for your own packages. Um,
Speaker 1: Stephanie Quinton got free dessert. You want to hear about
Speaker 1: that one? Yeah, and then I want to talk to
Speaker 1: about two signs I saw and a guy who got
Speaker 1: belligerent with me got free dessert from Bear Burger in Morristown.
Speaker 1: Restaurant just opened up. My friend and I were interested
Speaker 1: in trying it. We ordered meals for pick up. Yes,
Speaker 1: I brought in a big enough purse to sneak to
Speaker 1: full meals into because they were going to the movies.
Speaker 1: After we got we forgot to check our order. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. So when we arrived to the theater
Speaker 1: where we opened up our Bear Burger, our nachos were
Speaker 1: not in the bag, but Brussels sprouts were. The Brussels
Speaker 1: sprouts were great, but when you want nachos, you want nachos.
Speaker 1: So I called the restaurant once I saw the incorrect order.
Speaker 1: Without even asking the restaurant, they were going to deliver
Speaker 1: my nachos to me and have me keep the Brussels sprouts. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: since the movie was about to start, it wouldn't work
Speaker 1: for us. They ended up refunding us for the nachos
Speaker 1: and gave me fifteen dollar gift card to a future
Speaker 1: Bear Burger visit. Amazing customer service from bear Burger in
Speaker 1: Moorestown because they did the right thing and gave us
Speaker 1: free dessert. Will definitely go back because of it. I
Speaker 1: love you all. Start listening in episode ninety I heard
Speaker 1: episode Brodie say you to start from the beginning of
Speaker 1: that episode nineteen and now making my way down the list,
Speaker 1: don't you mean up? Thank you, Stephanie Quintin nice send
Speaker 1: those the two free dessert ones to me. Yep. Uh.
Speaker 1: There's an Asian market UH near where Uh I shop,
Speaker 1: and there was a sign in the door. I'll show
Speaker 1: you the sign. Scary it said. See what it says.
Speaker 1: They're just caution do close, keep children away. Don't all
Speaker 1: doors close, caution door will close, keep children away. Here's
Speaker 1: your other sign. Now, this one frightens me, you know
Speaker 1: sometimes Uh this is again. It's the people there all
Speaker 1: speak different forms of a languages. They serve a lot
Speaker 1: of different cultures, and they have a Chinese area. I
Speaker 1: think they have Korean food, and they have a new
Speaker 1: area that they opened up. So I understand the sign
Speaker 1: is not perfect. I'm not giving him grammar police on this,
Speaker 1: although I'm gonna call I'm gonna call police, come grating
Speaker 1: that the sign says the sign says, new authentic Vietnamese food.
Speaker 1: Please try me, Please try me? Have they cut up
Speaker 1: Vietnamese man come into the food? I love it? And
Speaker 1: did he write that sign as his last dime thing
Speaker 1: new authentic Vietnamese food? Please try me? Um, I do
Speaker 1: want to talk about the Levice store. I'm gonna save
Speaker 1: the guy who got belligerent with me about the coronavirus.
Speaker 1: I want to give props and to give you a
Speaker 1: little little customer service, uh tip. That will all be
Speaker 1: in my book. All right. We do have another a
Speaker 1: couple of free desserts. What you want to do? Those?
Speaker 1: Those are not really um? Well well, Mike Wester from
Speaker 1: again another Facebook page submission said that Wayfair sent me
Speaker 1: an oven that wasn't working properly. I bitched at them
Speaker 1: and got a hundred thirty eight dollars credit. They sent
Speaker 1: a tech out to look at it. How to take
Speaker 1: a day off of work. He came. He said he
Speaker 1: needed for oh the parts. He said that he he
Speaker 1: needed other parts for it to happen right. The parts came,
Speaker 1: They scheduled the appointment with a window of eight to five.
Speaker 1: They called a four forty eight, said they weren't going
Speaker 1: to make it. Reschedule another appointment. Wow, they came and
Speaker 1: fixed it. Took three days off for this, this this bullshit,
Speaker 1: And after going back and forth for a week, they
Speaker 1: gave me another hundred fifty dollars. Listen to him, their
Speaker 1: their their messages, back and forth. Something has to be
Speaker 1: done for us missing three full days of work. Wayfair Rights.
Speaker 1: We are happy to issue a seventy five dollar credit
Speaker 1: to make up for the negative experience. Please let us
Speaker 1: know if this works for you. The person wrote back,
Speaker 1: I feel like a hundred fifty dollars at least half
Speaker 1: of one day's pay I lost. Is the least you
Speaker 1: can do. I lost nine hundred dollars in lost income
Speaker 1: and Wayfair Rights back, We've applied on credit, keeping eye
Speaker 1: out for confirmation email. Thank you. So they got double.
Speaker 1: They offered them the seventy five as the dangling carrot,
Speaker 1: and then the person was like, nah, fuck you, I
Speaker 1: want a hundred fifty I lost nine dollars in payment.
Speaker 1: How great is that? That's fantastic. I want to play
Speaker 1: the two clips and tell the story. Which order do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Play the clips? Okay? So, uh,
Speaker 1: we have a clip from a guy. Now you know,
Speaker 1: like where you're from, you use certain lingo, like we
Speaker 1: have a lot of lingo on this show. Yes we do.
Speaker 1: And uh, if you know, let's say you're from Arkansas.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're talking about going to the mall,
Speaker 1: or you're talking about dinner or certain types of food.
Speaker 1: You know, if some of them from Arkansas they say
Speaker 1: it a certain way. You're from California, you say it
Speaker 1: a certain way here in New York, like we said
Speaker 1: we all were. We say what's the sticks? We don't
Speaker 1: say mozzeralla sticks. So this guy, I'm not scary. You
Speaker 1: have not heard the clip. I'm gonna play it for you.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna get angry? Well, you're gonna you know
Speaker 1: what you're gonna get. You're gonna get. Uh, you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: This guy is not from not who he says he is. Now.
Speaker 1: So James Cordon watching the Late Late Show and he's
Speaker 1: going through the crowd having people answer trivia questions. You
Speaker 1: just break the bottle going towards the door, tried to
Speaker 1: throw an empty water We have a recycling pail. He
Speaker 1: just tried to throw it into the non recycling pail.
Speaker 1: You dog to this guy, James James Corton asked him
Speaker 1: where he's from. Okay, okay, here we go. What's your
Speaker 1: name from? Justin, I'm from New York, New York. Stop
Speaker 1: right there. Anyone who's from New York does not say
Speaker 1: that from New York, New York. That's right. That guy
Speaker 1: is not from New York, not from New York, not
Speaker 1: from York because because New York, New York, by the way,
Speaker 1: technically is Manhattan the borow of manhatt Manhattan, New Yorkity.
Speaker 1: So if he was from New York, he would have
Speaker 1: said Manhattan, New York City, right, or New York from
Speaker 1: New York right. New York, New York is the mailing address.
Speaker 1: You know what, You don't have to write Manhattan, they decided,
Speaker 1: because Manhattan is the most popular burrow of the five
Speaker 1: arrows of New York, Brooklyn being one of them, he
Speaker 1: might have moved to New York. Right. He's not from
Speaker 1: New York, New York. So one of two things happened.
Speaker 1: Either they told him to say that right, like he said,
Speaker 1: I'm from Manhattan, New York, Like, you know, just for
Speaker 1: the sake of the national audience. No, you're not from
Speaker 1: New York, New York. You're from New York City, New
Speaker 1: York City, or from Manhattan, but nobody would say that.
Speaker 1: So this justin, I'm from New York, New York. He
Speaker 1: also sounds prepared. I think a producer told him to
Speaker 1: say it. I don't I don't no, because he went
Speaker 1: through the whole audience. So it's the game. It's the
Speaker 1: game where like you start from the first seat, you
Speaker 1: asked them a dumb question, and the next person goes
Speaker 1: in the dumb question, and if anyone gets it wrong,
Speaker 1: he goes to the aisle behind you, right, and he
Speaker 1: keeps going up until he gets to the end of
Speaker 1: the row. And if whoever at the end of the
Speaker 1: row gets it right, the whole audience wins. The whole
Speaker 1: row wins a hundred dollars. So he didn't prep everybody
Speaker 1: in the whole audience, Like what's your name? Where you from?
Speaker 1: Justin from New York, New York. You have not from
Speaker 1: New York, New York. He may be a stop to here.
Speaker 1: Your cab broke down, But nobody thinks that way here.
Speaker 1: So wherever from think about it. If you like in
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh and you're like, oh, y'all, y'all, I'm from Pittsburgh. No,
Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh they say UN's like they would beat you
Speaker 1: up for lying and say, right, you're not from there.
Speaker 1: You know, York gonna be so man. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: know our friends and Peter Millar not a sponsor. Still,
Speaker 1: I want to just say, not a sponsor. Do you
Speaker 1: think that when we're gonna get them sometime in I'm
Speaker 1: trying real hard, but I wrote. I wrote this town
Speaker 1: because I couldn't believe what I heard. Now, you know,
Speaker 1: you talk about we're talked about a car commercial. A
Speaker 1: bunch episodes ago used to have this guy Ricardo Monto
Speaker 1: Bad talk about this car and Chrysler New York with
Speaker 1: rich Corinthian leather. That wasn't a thing. There was no
Speaker 1: such thing as Corinthian leather. But it sounded nice, right.
Speaker 1: They made it sound fancy, like, oh, the car as
Speaker 1: Corinthian leather. If you don't know, you're like, that's like
Speaker 1: when I go by bed sheets and it's say it's
Speaker 1: peema cotton, Yes, cotton oh my god, Egyptian cotton? Right?
Speaker 1: What then? Is now everything supposed to be excited? It
Speaker 1: sounds great, right, every every commercial I only bought Egyptian?
Speaker 1: Can we make Bomba's socks only using the finest Pima cotton?
Speaker 1: Pima Pima apparently is the ship. Now it's the cotton.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that, Peter Malar. You want to you
Speaker 1: want to slip in the Pma cotton. But this commercial
Speaker 1: got out of hand. Listen to what they're trying to
Speaker 1: sell me? And and does the average person know it's good?
Speaker 1: Do we know? Here? It is whether they're purvying the
Speaker 1: finest Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or
Speaker 1: selecting the highest quality kashmere fleece from white hercus goats
Speaker 1: of inner mongolia. White hercus goat from inner Mongolia the
Speaker 1: highest quality kashmir hold on whether they're purveying the finest
Speaker 1: Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or selecting
Speaker 1: the highest quality kashmere fleece from white Hercus goats of
Speaker 1: inner mongolia. Okay, now are the black hercus goats not
Speaker 1: as nice? That was a that was a Peter Mallar
Speaker 1: commercial are. Yeah, just so you know they're pervying the
Speaker 1: finest Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or
Speaker 1: selecting the highest quality kashmere fleece from white hercus goats
Speaker 1: of inner Mongolia. Peter Millar is dedicated to curating the
Speaker 1: most precious and noble fibers when creating their innovative Yes,
Speaker 1: the most precious and nobles a fiber noble? Well, it's
Speaker 1: from loyalty. I don't know, Yes, noble gentleman, I am
Speaker 1: going to share you now, Mr. Your highness, the white
Speaker 1: hercus goats. What's a noble fiber? Fuck you? Peter Miler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. You imagine walking on the street and
Speaker 1: something You're like, oh, what's that made of? Well, this
Speaker 1: is a white hercus go Kashmir, but it's from outer Mongolia. Way, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: ainta mongolia. I don't want to wear. You're starting to
Speaker 1: worry me, Brodie, because all you do is here Peter
Speaker 1: Millar commercials. You listening to the Peter Millar radio station.
Speaker 1: What's going on? I've never heard this before. Okay, I've
Speaker 1: never heard of station play. It was a TV TV.
Speaker 1: It's no it's it's the it's I listened to news
Speaker 1: in the car. So the name was Peter millar As
Speaker 1: the sponsor is one of the So they do advertising,
Speaker 1: they do, but not here on the Brooklyn Boys. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I do want to say, you're never going to
Speaker 1: get them, all right, So uh, I'm want to grammar
Speaker 1: police this commercial and then give you. I don't have
Speaker 1: the update, but here a police a police. Okay. So
Speaker 1: this cruise company sounds like a good cruise company. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a beautiful ship. And I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: say it's nitpicky, but they made the same grammatical error
Speaker 1: twice in the same commercial. So I'm gonna listen to it.
Speaker 1: In the World is transforming luxury river Cruising one award
Speaker 1: winning ship at a time. Each of our ships are unique. Okay,
Speaker 1: each of our ships are unique. It should be each
Speaker 1: of our ships is unique. Um okay, now that's that
Speaker 1: sounds weird to me, though each of actually is. Each
Speaker 1: is one seat to me, hold on a second, each
Speaker 1: she said, each of our ships are unique. That's right.
Speaker 1: Listen in the World is transforming luxury river cruising, one
Speaker 1: award winning ship at a time. Each of our ships
Speaker 1: are unique with every detail. She made the mistake of
Speaker 1: using ship. She should now she should have said all
Speaker 1: of our ships are or each of our ships is,
Speaker 1: So each is doesn't sound right, but you're right. Well,
Speaker 1: if if I said each each of these guys is
Speaker 1: an asshole, then it sounds right. It's no. No, I
Speaker 1: see it sounds wrong, but it's correct, gradically correct to subject.
Speaker 1: So she's fucked right now here cut now listen to
Speaker 1: a second. One she does in the world is transforming
Speaker 1: luxury river cruising, one award winning ship at a time.
Speaker 1: Each of our ships are unique, with every detail, exquisitely designed.
Speaker 1: Our passionate staff provide unmatched service. Our passionate staff provide.
Speaker 1: Staff is singular, but riots provide. So they got him
Speaker 1: both wrong. So I tweeted at them, and I and
Speaker 1: I emailed through the website and I said, hey, just
Speaker 1: want to let you know. No, look, it's a bit anal,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to see what the response was to
Speaker 1: read it on the podcast, So I said, as well,
Speaker 1: you know, I heard you commercial. Here's a clip. You've
Speaker 1: gotten too conjugations wrong. You went singular when you should
Speaker 1: have gone plural. You implural, and you should have gone singular.
Speaker 1: They wrote me back. He said, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: we'll we'll fold it onto the appropriate people. You don't
Speaker 1: think that they would re record the commercial. They did
Speaker 1: know they didn't. They have a new commercially fixed because
Speaker 1: of you. Now, now, listen, so I told you I
Speaker 1: bought a car from my daughter, which I've been driving
Speaker 1: to save mileage on my charger. My charger, my Dodge.
Speaker 1: I can back up the radio so I can record
Speaker 1: it when I'm driving the Ford. It's an older car,
Speaker 1: I can't, so I have to get it in my charger.
Speaker 1: I can back it up and play the new commercial.
Speaker 1: Commercial fixed it. Good for you. That's a personal victory. Brabo. Yes,
Speaker 1: they don't run that commercial anymore. With the double gram errors.
Speaker 1: They didn't, so good for them. They didn't blow me off.
Speaker 1: They actually told somebody and we're like, dude, yes, that
Speaker 1: guy's right, and they fixed it. Good. How about how
Speaker 1: about now less customer service story? And then we're getting
Speaker 1: out of here. How about how about my mom asked
Speaker 1: me for to pull a David Brody. She said, listen, David,
Speaker 1: I you know my mother moved in twenty six, moved
Speaker 1: to Jersey. It's a lot of stuff, gotten boxes and
Speaker 1: different things. And then something happened in her life where
Speaker 1: she she lost a lot of weight. Right, she had
Speaker 1: gone on the diet. So she had bought these genes
Speaker 1: that were a certain size and in the move forgot
Speaker 1: about them. Lost some weight since then, and now it
Speaker 1: was whatever it was was, no, you're bestard, No whatever
Speaker 1: the case, it's been, it's it's been. It's been two years.
Speaker 1: It's been two years. Okay. So she misplaced them and
Speaker 1: put them in a closet and then then she ses, David,
Speaker 1: I found these there fromen but I spent a hundred
Speaker 1: and forty on these, uh two pairs of jeans. They
Speaker 1: were expensive. Uh can you think maybe you can call
Speaker 1: them and try to get the credit or money back whatever.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I'll take care of it. So I
Speaker 1: called Levi's and I explained the situation. My mom's old
Speaker 1: she forgot them. She she had moved, and there was
Speaker 1: a lot of boxes and the whole thing. Okay. They said, well,
Speaker 1: we'd love to help you, but uh, you know, give
Speaker 1: me the Skew number and uh, we'll put them in
Speaker 1: the computer. See what they're worth. I go, well, look,
Speaker 1: if they're from a long time. I they get me
Speaker 1: worth five dollars, and I really would like to at
Speaker 1: least get my mamma credit. Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1: I'll hook you up. I gave it a whole song
Speaker 1: and dance. She says, they're not coming up in the computer.
Speaker 1: She said, they're so old. We don't have him in
Speaker 1: the system anymore. So I said, well, my mom's gonna
Speaker 1: be on a hundred forty bucks I feel, you know,
Speaker 1: and she's old and she's on a fixed income. And
Speaker 1: I give them the whole thing. Well, you know what
Speaker 1: you can do, uh go try one of the stores
Speaker 1: and then maybe the in person they can do something
Speaker 1: for you. So I said, well, what's your name? So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm just make up a name. We'll say Stella.
Speaker 1: She says, my name is Stella. Said go Stella from
Speaker 1: the corporate office of Levi's. I appreciate your help. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call the store and tell him Stella from the
Speaker 1: corporate office is good to go. Couldn't you help me out?
Speaker 1: I called the first store in New York and and
Speaker 1: she says, give me a skew, it's not in the system. Well,
Speaker 1: can't you ring up a different pair of jeans, and
Speaker 1: she's not, we'll throw inventory off. I go, I know,
Speaker 1: but Stella was gonna do it. She just doesn't have
Speaker 1: the same system you have in the stores. Can't you
Speaker 1: do a price override? Well I could, but it's not
Speaker 1: in the system. If it was in the system, I
Speaker 1: could put the price rules, rules rules. So I called
Speaker 1: store number two in New York. Oh, we'd love to
Speaker 1: help you. Yeah, we can't. We scanned it. There's no price.
Speaker 1: So I called store number three, Store number three located
Speaker 1: over by Chelsea Market, which I mentioned earlier on M
Speaker 1: fourteen Street or whatever. I think it's a teen street.
Speaker 1: And uh. I get a woman on the phone. Her
Speaker 1: name is Mia. What a beautiful, fun, friendly woman. And
Speaker 1: I said, I speak to the manager. Yeah, that's the manager.
Speaker 1: Couldn't been nicer friendly on the phone. I tell her
Speaker 1: the story and I said, look, my mom, I said, look,
Speaker 1: there's a really good explanation she has. I don't need
Speaker 1: the explanation, just just just come in. I said, what
Speaker 1: do you mean. Well, whatever the explanation is, I'm sure
Speaker 1: it's important to you. I'll take care of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Stella couldn't ring an it's just I'm the manager here.
Speaker 1: You come and ask for me. I said, it's what's
Speaker 1: your name? I said, my name is David. Says I
Speaker 1: will find a way. We will make this happen and
Speaker 1: fix it for you. We want to take care of you,
Speaker 1: like you gotta be kidding me. So last week I
Speaker 1: go in with the My mom had the original bag
Speaker 1: that it was mailed in like it's untouched, tags, brand
Speaker 1: new everything. So I bring it in. I walked in.
Speaker 1: I said, there's two beautiful women when you walk in,
Speaker 1: right by the front table and I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Mia. And she says, now, this is
Speaker 1: three or four days later, she says, are you David?
Speaker 1: She remembered you. I said, yes, I am. She says, hi,
Speaker 1: am miya. It is so great to meet you. She's
Speaker 1: a fan of the show. Nope, nope, nope. That's what
Speaker 1: made it even better that I would about to say
Speaker 1: that is what made it better, didn't it? So I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I know you're just you might come in
Speaker 1: on Friday. I love this and I can't I should.
Speaker 1: I got in like an hour ago, so I knew
Speaker 1: i'd be You said you'd come in between one and
Speaker 1: the fact that she is treating anyone in everyone this way.
Speaker 1: That's right now, you know me? You know what that
Speaker 1: that provides hope for me. For said, look if you can't,
Speaker 1: If you can't, I understand, it's not gonna ring up.
Speaker 1: She just you leave it to me. Good, he says,
Speaker 1: you tell your mom took care of it. So we
Speaker 1: go to the register. She scans it. She goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I recognized this style. It's from I said, yep, here's
Speaker 1: the invoice. I give it. My mom kept everything. He's
Speaker 1: the invoice, the packing slip, all of it. She's while
Speaker 1: you're my my mom feels terrible. She I said, she
Speaker 1: was your mom last weight. You tell it good for her?
Speaker 1: I said, all right, okay, So she goes click click
Speaker 1: click click click click. She hands me a gift card.
Speaker 1: She goes, here, you go full value. Tell your mom
Speaker 1: buy whatever she wants. You can use it online if
Speaker 1: she love that. How great is Mia from the Levis store. Uh?
Speaker 1: And I have to go on the website now. I
Speaker 1: told I would give her a great review and write
Speaker 1: her up. But I'm gonna put up a Levi's picture
Speaker 1: and tag her in it. Some of the best some
Speaker 1: of the best customer service. Now, I don't want Levi's
Speaker 1: turn around going. You gave a full refund on some
Speaker 1: old jeans now because Stella said it was okay, But
Speaker 1: I had I really I don't want to get into
Speaker 1: details of my mother's personal life. But I had a
Speaker 1: really good reason, and I said, look, I have a
Speaker 1: really shoes. I don't need to know it. I know
Speaker 1: if you're calling me after all this time for your mom,
Speaker 1: you already have a good reason. That's all I need
Speaker 1: to know. That is great. More people need to behave
Speaker 1: like that. I got free dessert. I wasn't asking for it.
Speaker 1: So my point, I have a couple of points. Reward
Speaker 1: people who were great. She was great. That's number one.
Speaker 1: Number two, don't get frustrated if one location can't help you.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say the same thing, because those other
Speaker 1: managers were nice, but they weren't me. They couldn't. They
Speaker 1: didn't keep going. So if you're dealing with a company,
Speaker 1: a large company, especially several locations, every gap until somebody
Speaker 1: helps you walk out from one story, I was going
Speaker 1: to say the same thing. Actually, if it's reasonable. So
Speaker 1: this was above and beyond. It was a six month
Speaker 1: return or whatever it was, and it was a year,
Speaker 1: and it was a twelve months on whatever it was
Speaker 1: thirteen fifteen months. But uh yeah, she was like, I'm
Speaker 1: helping you, So that's great. So what size is your mom?
Speaker 1: The kind of question is that I don't just want
Speaker 1: to see your bikini? No, I just it's wrong with you.
Speaker 1: You don't. You didn't left that part of the story
Speaker 1: that maybe want to buy her a present or something
Speaker 1: on the podcast I'm gonna tell you pant sizes. I
Speaker 1: don't know how. I just don't. Maybe you're thrown in there.
Speaker 1: It's a descripting. Is a descriptor? I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: a descripting. It's a descriptor. Is the wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Want to know how much she's lost? Like that? She's
Speaker 1: you know, she's lost you as a friend? Doesn't she
Speaker 1: loves if? You know? She's going down a few sizes.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm very proud that I went from a
Speaker 1: thirty eight to a thirty two and right now with
Speaker 1: thirty four. But that's okay. So I just thought that
Speaker 1: maybe that that contributed the story. What woman do you
Speaker 1: know would want me to tell you what size she was?
Speaker 1: Or is my girlfriend's a four. Your girlfriend is is
Speaker 1: thirty something and uh and she's sucking hot. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you got her, how you keep her? You
Speaker 1: know how much does she weigh? Oh, she wouldn't want
Speaker 1: me to tell you that. You know, no by bros
Speaker 1: On in one place and you have to be fund
Speaker 1: to be that stupid Brooklyn Dah Boys, Brooklyn Brooklin naw Boys,
Speaker 1: Brock Brooklas