WEBVTT - #117: Say No To The Clap

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<v Speaker 1>Where are my headphones? He's out of the room. Scary

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<v Speaker 1>and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary and Brodie Scary

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<v Speaker 1>and Brodie got him. Okay, we're rolling together. Yeah, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to pull up. I guess we've just

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<v Speaker 1>got back today. The Brooklyn Boys that have been away,

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<v Speaker 1>they both have so much to say. You know, their

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<v Speaker 1>name is a Brody podcasting episode one seventeen, It's the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast on a Friday. I say that that

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<v Speaker 1>you can be listening to this any day of the week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, this is a frid a vibe, right, Friday

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<v Speaker 1>is a different vibe than when we do this on Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>which means a couple of things. Number One, we feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we're out of here for the weekend once we're done,

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<v Speaker 1>until we're in the studio. Scary hates that's right, because

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<v Speaker 1>Friday's mean we can't record in the place that we

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<v Speaker 1>normally record, and that is our studio where we do

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<v Speaker 1>the Elvis Rand Morning Show, which by the way, is

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<v Speaker 1>a much sweeter sounding studio. This one here is crap.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you still sound sexy being belligerent. He still

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<v Speaker 1>sound good. You know, I just hate it. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what else though about this that people can't see the

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<v Speaker 1>awful walls. The yes, the atmosphere in this room still sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>It's green, lime green painted walls in this studio. So

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<v Speaker 1>we moved into this studio where we're standing now in

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand eight, and it was ugly back then. But

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<v Speaker 1>now it's twelve years later and it's dirty and scuffed

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<v Speaker 1>and dreary. Light bulbs are missing, others are out right.

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<v Speaker 1>The equipment is sticky, dirty. I mean they need they have.

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<v Speaker 1>When is the last time they took a dust? But okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So here's what this room is used for. Friday Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys podcast one some every other month or whatever. Walkers

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<v Speaker 1>and Talkers my other podcast, we did every every weekend

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<v Speaker 1>here and then the other jocks who work at the

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<v Speaker 1>New York is he on your radio station we work

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<v Speaker 1>at come in here to record stuff. We also attempt

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<v Speaker 1>to do phone taps in here. Right, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>one of the phone tap studios. Yesterday on Walkers and

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<v Speaker 1>Talkers Episode one six nine. Hello, Jamie and I were

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<v Speaker 1>gifted with a with a drop in from Joe Gatto

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<v Speaker 1>from The Impractical Jokers. Oh right here in this studio. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>because he's he's plugging the hell out of the movie

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<v Speaker 1>and the Impractical Jokers movie, which I saw. It was

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<v Speaker 1>weren't you embarrassed to show him this studio? Like this

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<v Speaker 1>is so Monday? He was on the Elvis straight In

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show with us Joe. Joe's an old friend from

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<v Speaker 1>the show. I think he's gonna be on with Mo

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<v Speaker 1>Bounce on the five o'clock whistle. Right, he's coming back

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<v Speaker 1>here to record to do with Mo Bounce. So he

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<v Speaker 1>was here recording some other stuff yesterday, and so he

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<v Speaker 1>walked in on our podcast. He's like, hey, guys, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he introduced himself because hey guys, hey Brodie James, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Joe Gatto from The Impractical Jokers. Like I go, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>you to do your own introductions. I would have said

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<v Speaker 1>it out, well, I'm embarrassed that he had to see

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<v Speaker 1>this largely ignored room. Yeah. Well here's the thing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we had Joe on this podcast. Yes, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so just a brief reminder, Joe was a listener of

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<v Speaker 1>Z one Morning show, that morning show, and he used

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<v Speaker 1>to he hung out with us. He used to send

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<v Speaker 1>in song parodies and try to, like, you know, contribute,

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<v Speaker 1>right if you listen to the Joe Ghatto episode of

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<v Speaker 1>The brook Boys podcast, we talked about it. But in summation,

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<v Speaker 1>Danielle and I also um hung out with him when

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<v Speaker 1>we had a South Street support contest. It was those

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<v Speaker 1>early two thousands, and it was a dance contest or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and Joe got up and won the whole damn thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he won a trip. He he and he

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<v Speaker 1>was just a listener at the time who he had

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<v Speaker 1>known from coming up here with his video camera on

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<v Speaker 1>another occasion. Right, So he was so look, he did

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<v Speaker 1>well for himself, right, but back in the the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity I know, right back in the day, he was

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who was a fan of our show. And

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<v Speaker 1>he would come up and I said to him, I guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I always did my best to make you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you were part of the family, not like you were

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<v Speaker 1>just a listener, because we all we love all of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners. But he was interactive with us. He tried

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<v Speaker 1>to contribute, tried to help whatever, so he has to

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<v Speaker 1>invite me to come to improv with him and his friends,

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<v Speaker 1>who are now the Impractical Jokers. I knew Mar separately

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<v Speaker 1>from some other things. I didn't know they knew each other. So,

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<v Speaker 1>as it turns out, I said to him on this

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<v Speaker 1>on the Walkers and Talkers podcast one six nine, I said, so,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you guys figure out that I knew both

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<v Speaker 1>of you independently? He said, well, I knew you guys

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<v Speaker 1>for a couple of years. Marr says to me one day,

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<v Speaker 1>James Murray, he says, hey, uh, he name dropped you. Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, I know David Brodie from the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been working with him on this other thing I

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<v Speaker 1>know for years. We are you talking about what you

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<v Speaker 1>should call marroup You should maybe have some drinks with

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<v Speaker 1>the guy. Yeah, well I just I didn't call him anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>My point was, so he's he's Joe is standing next

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<v Speaker 1>to Jamie, my co host, and he's hugg and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, let me get a picture. So I

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<v Speaker 1>take a picture of the two of them. You'll see

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<v Speaker 1>it on at Walkers on the Score Talkers, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, Joe, come over here, I'll get a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, Oh, you want to prove to people that

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<v Speaker 1>you know me? Oh, now, the tables are I never

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<v Speaker 1>heard that. He said it in a funny way. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, quite an, I understand you have a movie

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<v Speaker 1>and a hit TV show, but let you know, I said, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a time when I was on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>sort of and you weren't. I didn't throw it in

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<v Speaker 1>your face. He's like, well, we got a movie something.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was funny. It was just a funny moment

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<v Speaker 1>where like, oh, does that get released wide this weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>So it was only in select theaters as they say,

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<v Speaker 1>And now so they are, the four of them have

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<v Speaker 1>been going around to all of the movie theaters, showing

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<v Speaker 1>up at at the screenings. So Joe and I know,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and Murder definitely are again doing it this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>all over the New York area. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where the two guys are, but they were in Cleveland, Indianapolis, Texas,

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<v Speaker 1>they were Philly, they were all over the country. Fantastic, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so there a great promotion. I love that. I love

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<v Speaker 1>when the celebrities from the movie up to the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird. I don't know if you guys listened to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast to have any any friends have been in movies.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had friends who were in TV shows. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm yeah, but I'm never in a movie. Imagine being

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<v Speaker 1>imagined being in the theater and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Jake Jillen Hall just walks, well, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's I'm saying. It's weird though, when you see your

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<v Speaker 1>friend in the movie. Yeah, that's that's really weird. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I tweeted as I'm sitting in the movie theater,

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<v Speaker 1>I tweeted at the Jokers saying, looking forward to seeing

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<v Speaker 1>the movie. I'm here. Joe tweeted me back as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in the movie watching the movie, and all I

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<v Speaker 1>could think about was like looking around, going see that

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<v Speaker 1>guy he's tweeting, he's tweeting me right now. It was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's weird because you're you're laughing, you're enjoying it. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you go, those guys are my friends and they're in

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<v Speaker 1>a movie. Yeah, that's weird. It's weird. It's a weird feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I can't wait to check it out. It's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what they did that thing. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>done this? Have you been in the theater or at

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<v Speaker 1>the end people clape lands yeah, yeah, do you clap? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't because, first of all, the people who filmed

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<v Speaker 1>the movie can't hear you. So the only reason why

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<v Speaker 1>you to, you know, you know, do a round of applause,

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<v Speaker 1>is so to show your acknowledgement and your happiness and

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<v Speaker 1>your appreciation of that of that. Okay, but or are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing it so that everyone else knows you're in

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<v Speaker 1>on the joke and you got it? Oh? Yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it too. Yes, that's what I felt like,

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<v Speaker 1>because people were looking around, they were doing don't applause

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<v Speaker 1>the movie and stupid, I know, But I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>people didn't want to like not be the person clapping

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<v Speaker 1>and like be the one who didn't get the joke

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<v Speaker 1>said that for a minute, people applauding, like yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here applauding with each other. But the people nobody

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<v Speaker 1>who had anything to do with the film, from the

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<v Speaker 1>director of the writer to anyone in it, is here

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<v Speaker 1>to hear that applause. So why I don't know? And

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and the reason why people it happened when

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<v Speaker 1>I I just got back from Columbia. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>Columbia and as I landed in Metagan, there was a

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<v Speaker 1>big uproar of applause and screams when the plane hit.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the turbulence not really, it was a smooth the

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<v Speaker 1>plane hit the ground wouldn't be you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. As soon as the wheels touched the ground,

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<v Speaker 1>all the applause came out. And I listen. Some people

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<v Speaker 1>say it's a cultural thing, and I know you. Some

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<v Speaker 1>people are gonna come at me with that, But I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta say, did you expect any other ending? Hello? Here's okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean to have to assume that the plane

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<v Speaker 1>is going to lane every time. It's the hope. And

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<v Speaker 1>so it goes against what you said. So you said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't clap in a movie theater because nobody in who

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<v Speaker 1>made the movie unless Joe shows up and he's there.

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<v Speaker 1>But the pilots came here, you clap, But that steals

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<v Speaker 1>not sound proof. It's are you gonna trying to say

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<v Speaker 1>you you clap for the pilots? Okay, well that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing in a great job, guys. Ultimately, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing. But here's the thing. But that's to the pilots. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you expect anything less from us? That means you're

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<v Speaker 1>expecting us to crash. If you go to a Broadway show,

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<v Speaker 1>right and people form, you expect them to sing well,

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<v Speaker 1>but you still clap. You let them know they did

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<v Speaker 1>a good job. But if you're the captain, let's say

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<v Speaker 1>you're the guy fly on the plane, do you take

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<v Speaker 1>that as they're appreciative of what I just did my

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<v Speaker 1>years of training, or do you take it as what

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<v Speaker 1>they like you said so they think I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to fail the ladder? Yes, because in that situation it's

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<v Speaker 1>an insult. But at the end of a show, you

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<v Speaker 1>ever thank the chef at a restaurant and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>great job, thank you, it was a great meal. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>by not vomiting, right, But if the chef comes out

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<v Speaker 1>comes op, oh my god. Yeah, John George, the famous

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<v Speaker 1>guy that it was a one. It was an occasion place.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, don't get the jingle because they're

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<v Speaker 1>not a client. He came. I was. I was with

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend on the last Valentine's Day and we were

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<v Speaker 1>at his restaurant, and all of a sudden, he came

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<v Speaker 1>over to the tailor that's John George. So he came

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<v Speaker 1>over and I don't know if he was fishing for compliments.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just he's just a fancy chef. Google John George.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tweet us, okay, And anyway, he just know he's

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<v Speaker 1>he's one of the he's one of the James Beard Michelin, dudes, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>is he the kind of guy that would wear that

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<v Speaker 1>tie tyed shirt that you had? No, he's a chef.

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<v Speaker 1>What was that shirt? Company? Theory? Theory. So he comes over,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, how is the meal? And my grandfriend I

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<v Speaker 1>were like it was great, and he said, we're kicking

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<v Speaker 1>each other the table because to us he's a celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>and we're eating at the namesake of his flagship, and

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<v Speaker 1>he is there in New York and he was back

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<v Speaker 1>there cooking or at least watching, okay, and and so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting there and and so yeah, of course, my

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<v Speaker 1>compliments to the chef. Okay, if you're getting off a

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<v Speaker 1>plane and the pilot is standing there by the door

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<v Speaker 1>with his hat off and his casual thanks for flying

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<v Speaker 1>Jed Blue whatever, you know, what do you say, do

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<v Speaker 1>you smiled? You got a smile? And I say, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you What are you thinking for? Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>the but are thanking for thank you for his services,

0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.520
<v Speaker 1>which we're what which is flying a plane? Which is

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<v Speaker 1>doing his job? They're doing his job. Yeah, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>he's not worthy of applause. He saved your life, he

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<v Speaker 1>kept you alive. I understand that, but I just think

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<v Speaker 1>they take it as an insult if you applaud What

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<v Speaker 1>if they what if they were general and junkies and

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<v Speaker 1>live for the applause. What if they're like, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>how he goes? What if they lands beautifully soft landing

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<v Speaker 1>for the applause? Lady right? Yeahs is them? So what

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<v Speaker 1>if they had turbulence and it was windy and they

0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.480
<v Speaker 1>landed they just pillowed it right, and then they look

0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:23.120
<v Speaker 1>at each other and go fucking nailed it. And then

0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:27.000
<v Speaker 1>they hear the applause, they go, yeah we did. Yes, No,

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<v Speaker 1>because they know that they that applause is that they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't fail, and that's it. That's a slap in their

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<v Speaker 1>What if that was not for a great performance. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, the perfect, the flawless performance of of of

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<v Speaker 1>a of a pilot is expected. Anything less, anything less

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<v Speaker 1>is deaf. No, it's hoped no, because you can bounce.

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<v Speaker 1>You can bounce it at the runway. You've been on

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<v Speaker 1>planes where they go boo right, sometimes they just go

0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.240
<v Speaker 1>you've had the boxer okay, but you get a bouncer.

0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you applaud. What if you applaud at a bounce.

0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I think, well, how about this, that's still that's out

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<v Speaker 1>of fear. Hold on. What if it bounces and you're like,

0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.040
<v Speaker 1>that wasn't the best landing in a well, you just go,

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<v Speaker 1>you give me a golf clap? What if they're going,

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<v Speaker 1>motherfucker's I landed a ton ton plane, a hundred ton plane,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is. I just flew eight hours, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>all I got was a golf one bounce. I saved

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<v Speaker 1>like this guy flew hundreds of people, landed them safely.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he bounced once, you don't get applause. The rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the flight was perfect. So I think, okay, well,

0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:34.720
<v Speaker 1>I see it both tip right, he's gonna get. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's expected that that the outcome of the job

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<v Speaker 1>has to be that you arrive alive every time, and

0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.000
<v Speaker 1>it's on a plane when it comes to it. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna talk about a show, a live play or

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<v Speaker 1>theater show in front of you with his live performances.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the applause of the standing ovation is for

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<v Speaker 1>a you guys did an outrageous job. What if the pilot,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you did, you did you flights you've got

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<v Speaker 1>on flights where they go. I just want to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know we're gonna be experiencing choppy air for the

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<v Speaker 1>next six to nine minutes. They give you advanced notice,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you look out the window, you'll see something

0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.320
<v Speaker 1>you wanted to see. They give you that information, and

0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:14.840
<v Speaker 1>he talks to you, and maybe they tell you a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had pilots. You want to know you're not You're

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<v Speaker 1>not clapping at the end of the flight for that,

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<v Speaker 1>I might the joke's good. I like a pilot who

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<v Speaker 1>tells me when the turbulence is coming, we're gonna level

0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.080
<v Speaker 1>chop a little chop. What he should say is the

0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.080
<v Speaker 1>plane will be shaking violently and falling for no reason

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<v Speaker 1>in the sky, but we're having a little bit of chop.

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<v Speaker 1>I do think, I do think right like, that's the same,

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<v Speaker 1>a little a little bit of choppy. Unlike that salad

0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:43.000
<v Speaker 1>place you visited, that's no cho chop. Nice call back

0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:46.440
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, all right, so that's it. So clapping in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie theater, no clapping on a plane, no for you,

0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.520
<v Speaker 1>that's a note for you dog right, No, there's that's

0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.960
<v Speaker 1>that's a hard no that that. I rolled my eyes

0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.680
<v Speaker 1>when I hear when I hear. What about clapping for

0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:02.600
<v Speaker 1>a subway performer? Different? You're you're appreciating a performance that

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<v Speaker 1>was unexpected. See it was an unt want your applause.

0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.600
<v Speaker 1>They want your money. So what if you're like, I

0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.400
<v Speaker 1>have no money, but yes, yes that was great. Will

0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:13.280
<v Speaker 1>you flipped on the seats? You drummed down that bucket

0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:17.600
<v Speaker 1>When there's an unexpected result in a happy way, you can't.

0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:21.400
<v Speaker 1>You can't subway performer, because if you clap, they expect

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<v Speaker 1>money now to follow up the clap. The clap is

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<v Speaker 1>not good enough. So that's why nobody claps. You all

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<v Speaker 1>go yeah, you look down on hearing you turned to

0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.040
<v Speaker 1>the presson you love to go, Hey, Mary, how's it going?

0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:35.880
<v Speaker 1>You don't even know, right, if you've never been a

0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.600
<v Speaker 1>New York subway. Just so you know, when the doors

0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.640
<v Speaker 1>stop at certain train stations, performers will get on your car.

0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:44.280
<v Speaker 1>They'll go from like car seven to car eight, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they'll come and do their routine and then they

0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.560
<v Speaker 1>ask for money. As the trains pulling in, there's a

0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.600
<v Speaker 1>lot of acrobatics going on. There's acrobatics, there's dance numbers,

0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.920
<v Speaker 1>they're singing, there's stand up comedy, all kinds of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to decide where youre gonna get money

0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.040
<v Speaker 1>or not. Then if you carry a wallet, you gotta

0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.920
<v Speaker 1>like you can't take you wallet. O. No, you got

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<v Speaker 1>to get to keep train money in your front pocket. Yea,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I did in Columbia. Kept well, I kept

0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:11.920
<v Speaker 1>money loose money in one pocket the side. Do I

0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:13.960
<v Speaker 1>keep a dummy wallet? I've done that. Well, I'll have

0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:15.480
<v Speaker 1>a wallet with a couple of credit cards that don't

0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.120
<v Speaker 1>care about and no idea. So where they go give

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<v Speaker 1>me your wallet? If ever happens to me, I give

0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:21.720
<v Speaker 1>him something I don't care about. You do or if

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<v Speaker 1>they say give me your money, you have a stunt wallet, Well,

0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't put my money in my wallet. So what

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do is, that's great, I'll if I leave the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel something, But I got like seven old wallets that

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<v Speaker 1>I just see. You give them the fake wallet you

0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.600
<v Speaker 1>give me, I can actually find the cheapest wallet. I

0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:39.240
<v Speaker 1>had put some inspired ship there, maybe look real and

0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe tucking like three three four dollars in there, the

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<v Speaker 1>amount thing you would have wanted to tip them whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>like like a bunch of a bunch of singles in

0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:47.880
<v Speaker 1>the twenties, So it looks like there's more in there

0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.840
<v Speaker 1>because you don't want them to be unhappy. It's you

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<v Speaker 1>were your life start warth twenty. By the way, if

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<v Speaker 1>a guy muggs you and let you live, you clap. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I kept this cool, did a great job. Hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you look like you need it? Good with it,

0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:06.840
<v Speaker 1>he said, Please give me your wallet. Appreciate that. Good job?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Um, yeah, so I was I telling about

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<v Speaker 1>I came Yeah, I came back from Columbia. So, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, we've been off for a week. We even

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<v Speaker 1>addressed that. Yeah, so this is our first show back

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<v Speaker 1>in a couple of weeks, so we should be real

0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.720
<v Speaker 1>fresh out the kitchen right now, fresh out the kitchen. Well, yeah,

0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:23.760
<v Speaker 1>so we had a week and then we took the

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<v Speaker 1>extra day this week. Yeah we did. But that's okay. Well,

0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:30.400
<v Speaker 1>you don't owe anybody free dessert unless we skip together.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing, No, I saw the tweet, So Megan,

0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Megan and Madelini, I can't believe you even entertained that.

0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna be like, no, no no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta call her out on that. My did I'm

0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:44.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna she said, I want my free dessert. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>free dessert in this case. Even as not even we

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<v Speaker 1>deserve a bonus episode, you don't hashtag slice for life now.

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<v Speaker 1>First of us, I wrote back, I've trained you well

0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.920
<v Speaker 1>too well, so I give her credit. She got all

0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.480
<v Speaker 1>the slogans right, she got all the all my catch phrases.

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<v Speaker 1>She put me first, which great. Uh, But bonus episode

0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:05.560
<v Speaker 1>for one day late. That's not you know, that's not

0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.800
<v Speaker 1>that's not even. That's not even even. That's not even.

0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.040
<v Speaker 1>It's not even, it's not even. We're just a day late.

0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.200
<v Speaker 1>And at what percentage of our audience listens on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>Struggling with this, we had a problem. We could not

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<v Speaker 1>do the podcast. First of all, I know, Brodie your

0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.680
<v Speaker 1>hell bent against this. I felt not doing it. I

0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:27.280
<v Speaker 1>want to. I want to. I'm gonna tell you what

0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:28.960
<v Speaker 1>it's you. I'll tell you why you're not doing because

0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:30.920
<v Speaker 1>if we do what you want, then if we're late.

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<v Speaker 1>We could be late four days this we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>late one day. I want to move the podcast to

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<v Speaker 1>Monday or Tuesday so people have something I think we'll

0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:42.080
<v Speaker 1>get We'll get more listeners per episode because during the week,

0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.320
<v Speaker 1>people remember, oh, I gotta listen to the podcast, and

0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.960
<v Speaker 1>if they miss it Monday, they get it Tuesday, Thay,

0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:50.240
<v Speaker 1>by Friday, we got a lot of I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should. We should move to the beginning

0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.240
<v Speaker 1>of the week. Then they'll just listen two days earlier,

0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:56.320
<v Speaker 1>and then eventually it'll seem like two days later because

0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.600
<v Speaker 1>it'll seem like they're listening to the Thursday episode three

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<v Speaker 1>days four days later on the Monday. So there's no

0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:05.439
<v Speaker 1>winning with this early podcast. But I feel like I

0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.199
<v Speaker 1>released a chieving moved. Can't move it. I My schedule

0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.240
<v Speaker 1>will not allowed less. We pushed the Thursday and Friday

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<v Speaker 1>to the next Monday, and then you get a bonus episode,

0:18:13.520 --> 0:18:17.080
<v Speaker 1>you get free, but then it's late, So technically we're

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<v Speaker 1>early for Monday, the fresh off the weekend, with so

0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:21.640
<v Speaker 1>many ideas on a Monday, But my life happens during

0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:24.359
<v Speaker 1>the week. That's when my well, my ship happens. If

0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:26.840
<v Speaker 1>my customer service ship and my rants and all that's

0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.200
<v Speaker 1>during the week. My weekend is all family stuff. We

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<v Speaker 1>should compromise with Wednesdays. Wednesday's Walker's Wednesday. That's who listens

0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:38.879
<v Speaker 1>to that? Wow, the number I haven't seen that. I

0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.359
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen that one in the I Heart Radio Top

0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:44.720
<v Speaker 1>one hunts not because it's a niche podcast, exactly right,

0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:49.680
<v Speaker 1>This is not This is speaking of, by the ways,

0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:55.240
<v Speaker 1>upset ranking. Really, by the way, we are really rank

0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:58.960
<v Speaker 1>ranking in our I Heart Radio Top one hundred. This

0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:03.040
<v Speaker 1>week we came what was it, number sevent looking I

0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:06.640
<v Speaker 1>still scrolling, the still scrolling. How did we take such

0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:11.359
<v Speaker 1>a tumble unless other podcasts listenership went up? No, the

0:19:11.440 --> 0:19:13.600
<v Speaker 1>problem was we took a week off, so we had

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<v Speaker 1>zero listenership for that episode that we didn't do. So

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<v Speaker 1>this was weird. We came off a vacation week with

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<v Speaker 1>number six orner nine one. Yeah. Yeah, So here's here's

0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:25.639
<v Speaker 1>what our real problem is. When we took off a

0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:32.880
<v Speaker 1>vacation in December. Yeah, yeah, the December vacation and before

0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:35.879
<v Speaker 1>that was the end of August vacation. You guys binge

0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:38.680
<v Speaker 1>the hell out of our episodes. The latest episode before

0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:42.080
<v Speaker 1>vacation went through the roof, right, everybody caught up. So

0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:44.960
<v Speaker 1>we thought when we go on vacation up to like

0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:50.240
<v Speaker 1>episodes thirteen sixteen would be like boom. But I think

0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:52.760
<v Speaker 1>everyone was on vacation along with us, because late night

0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:56.080
<v Speaker 1>talk shows were on vacation TV shows when reruns The

0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Walking Dead didn't come back till this Sunday after the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we have to do something about that us. Well,

0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:03.199
<v Speaker 1>we can't go back in time, that's true. Well, anyway

0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:05.959
<v Speaker 1>we can go going forward, we can. And nobody has

0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:07.920
<v Speaker 1>answered me as to why episode one hundred has less

0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:12.000
<v Speaker 1>listenership than people think. It's assume it's a recap episode.

0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I renamed it. It's got it's got a new name.

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<v Speaker 1>Now name new name. It's new to you, seems like

0:20:16.080 --> 0:20:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a new episode. Go listen to one everyone, Come on.

0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:21.960
<v Speaker 1>You know you're the person that tweeted us and said

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<v Speaker 1>they need two episodes a week, and I and and

0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:26.920
<v Speaker 1>they said, and I said, they said, and you know why.

0:20:27.040 --> 0:20:29.480
<v Speaker 1>They said they listen to six to seven episodes a

0:20:29.640 --> 0:20:32.560
<v Speaker 1>day at work. How do you get through that many?

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<v Speaker 1>And in a manner you can't be paying attention to

0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:36.760
<v Speaker 1>all this content they did, and in a matter of

0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:39.560
<v Speaker 1>then you're gonna lose your job because you're not paying

0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:41.720
<v Speaker 1>attention to your work. In a matter of a couple

0:20:41.760 --> 0:20:44.120
<v Speaker 1>of weeks, caught up to all of our episode. How

0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:47.199
<v Speaker 1>is that possible? I don't know how you sit through it.

0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:50.399
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I find this entertaining, but six to seven

0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:53.760
<v Speaker 1>hours of it, God, bless, I know a lot of

0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I know all the truck drivers listening, all the guys

0:20:56.000 --> 0:20:59.320
<v Speaker 1>women who drive for a living can do that. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of scream and yelling and cursing. Yeah, well

0:21:01.359 --> 0:21:04.560
<v Speaker 1>you do that a lot, alright. So you know I

0:21:04.560 --> 0:21:06.480
<v Speaker 1>never told you about my trip to the Mutz factory.

0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to, Oh my god, the mud story. I

0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:09.920
<v Speaker 1>have a mud story. You going first with your mud story?

0:21:10.480 --> 0:21:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Well you no, I went to go see how the

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<v Speaker 1>Mutz is made, right. I gotta say what they do

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<v Speaker 1>at the at this place, Lee. I can't say, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not they are not a client. So I could

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<v Speaker 1>say it, how did you and join up there? Leoni's muzzadel.

0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:31.679
<v Speaker 1>Leoni's so there. So when you get um sometimes when

0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:33.360
<v Speaker 1>you get fresh muzzadel and I don't know what parts

0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:38.080
<v Speaker 1>of the country don't experience this but the country mazzarella

0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:43.600
<v Speaker 1>he's talking about, we should get mutzi stick um. But

0:21:43.960 --> 0:21:46.960
<v Speaker 1>there's a it comes in this wrap, this plastic wrap

0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:49.600
<v Speaker 1>you know sometimes and it's a big giant ball of

0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>fresh mutts and it comes in a like saran wrap

0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:55.880
<v Speaker 1>that's wrapped up really tight and tied up, and then

0:21:55.920 --> 0:21:58.760
<v Speaker 1>when you buy it, it's just a giant ball of

0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:02.720
<v Speaker 1>white muzzaedel inside the plastic wrap. So people like to

0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:06.359
<v Speaker 1>experience that. I saw a little trick of the trade

0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:12.000
<v Speaker 1>at Leone's, so I I thought everything was, you know, handmade, which,

0:22:12.160 --> 0:22:14.880
<v Speaker 1>by the way, are you outing them? I'm not outing them,

0:22:15.080 --> 0:22:18.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm it's clever. I'm talking about a clever thing

0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:23.280
<v Speaker 1>that they do. Okay, now, the much is still absolutely done.

0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:27.879
<v Speaker 1>You know, the people are surrounding it, the mucharel is

0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:31.520
<v Speaker 1>going into the water. It's they're making it. It's all.

0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:34.880
<v Speaker 1>It's all legit, it's and it is, seriously the French,

0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:36.960
<v Speaker 1>the best fresh monson I've ever had in my life.

0:22:37.000 --> 0:22:38.840
<v Speaker 1>They do something to it in there. There has some

0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 1>extra ingredient in there. Anyway, The point is, I said, well,

0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:44.760
<v Speaker 1>you guys have this huge assembly line with all this

0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:47.520
<v Speaker 1>stuff going on, and you guys are known as the

0:22:47.600 --> 0:22:52.320
<v Speaker 1>best much at el in the Northeast. Why is it that, bro,

0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:55.040
<v Speaker 1>you may want to hold your ears? Why is it

0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:57.960
<v Speaker 1>that you have all these You must have thirty people

0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:02.440
<v Speaker 1>at saran wrap wrapping stage as they come off the line.

0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Remember the Isle of Lucy episode from the with the

0:23:05.119 --> 0:23:08.320
<v Speaker 1>chocolate cup, You know, the candy one where Lucy and

0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:12.760
<v Speaker 1>ethel a belt candy. So picture that. When it's all

0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:15.320
<v Speaker 1>said and done, the muzzadel is coming off the conveyor

0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:19.120
<v Speaker 1>belt and it's just so I said, you know, why

0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:21.400
<v Speaker 1>don't you go into like some kind of an automated

0:23:21.480 --> 0:23:24.200
<v Speaker 1>packaging system the funk are you talking about the the

0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:26.119
<v Speaker 1>famous best in the world? I know? So you know

0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:30.240
<v Speaker 1>what they have. They have about thirty suran wrapping stations

0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:34.600
<v Speaker 1>where people are standing with his one person per seran

0:23:34.680 --> 0:23:37.760
<v Speaker 1>wrap per station, and then I and then there's another one,

0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:41.000
<v Speaker 1>another one another one, all in a huge U shape

0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:44.600
<v Speaker 1>around this huge conveyor, and the muchadel comes, spits out

0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:47.120
<v Speaker 1>the thing and it goes through the conveyor and all

0:23:47.160 --> 0:23:49.879
<v Speaker 1>the way around. So if you the first person misses it,

0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:52.159
<v Speaker 1>the second person grabs it, and then and so on

0:23:52.240 --> 0:23:54.680
<v Speaker 1>it so so by the time all the MutS gets

0:23:54.680 --> 0:24:00.200
<v Speaker 1>along around the entire thing, someone will have grabbed it,

0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:04.240
<v Speaker 1>with it on the suran wrapping thing, hand wrapping, cut

0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:06.399
<v Speaker 1>it and put it back on the conveyor. Why was

0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:11.359
<v Speaker 1>that covering my ear? Because the fact is that the

0:24:11.480 --> 0:24:16.040
<v Speaker 1>mutts is you would think you would you would think

0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:20.440
<v Speaker 1>that the entire process he's done by stain it. But no,

0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:22.760
<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, well, you guys could save some money

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:26.119
<v Speaker 1>if you do. So you know what he said? He

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:29.600
<v Speaker 1>said to me, I said, shut the funk up? No,

0:24:29.800 --> 0:24:33.880
<v Speaker 1>he said, he said, doesn't it take you back? Doesn't it?

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:37.199
<v Speaker 1>Isn't there something special to be said for because they

0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:39.119
<v Speaker 1>could save a whole lot of money by automating it,

0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:41.919
<v Speaker 1>but they don't. Isn't it amazing how you could just

0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:44.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, when you get it in the store, it's

0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:48.080
<v Speaker 1>hand wrapped by somebody and your hand unwrapping it. You

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:51.639
<v Speaker 1>see what I'm saying, Brodie, you're taking the suran you

0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:56.840
<v Speaker 1>you feel like the entire thing was done like for

0:24:56.960 --> 0:25:00.879
<v Speaker 1>you from someone's grandma, just the way you remember it

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:03.000
<v Speaker 1>when you were a kid. So what they're trying to

0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:05.520
<v Speaker 1>do is they're trying to trying to keep it as

0:25:05.320 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 1>a grandma as they can. Yeah, but but I think

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 1>it's brilliant. I'm not That's why they're the best. I'm

0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:12.680
<v Speaker 1>not ripping them for Do you want a machine pulling

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:16.120
<v Speaker 1>it like taffy? No? I I just think that they

0:25:16.400 --> 0:25:19.880
<v Speaker 1>would have automated. They have to turn in your Italian card.

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I just I think it's brilliant what they're doing, because

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:26.320
<v Speaker 1>oh no, no, no no, no, when you find a fresh

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.920
<v Speaker 1>MutS in the store, you got to take the nice

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:32.160
<v Speaker 1>to know you. Did you pull the MUDs that I pulled?

0:25:32.240 --> 0:25:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I didn't pull the MutS? No, I did not. I didn't.

0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:37.480
<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't let me mirror. It's look at these hands.

0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:40.639
<v Speaker 1>Don't blame me. I mean, would that would have They

0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:42.640
<v Speaker 1>would have shut down the factory. They would have gotten

0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:46.320
<v Speaker 1>to you for unsatisfactory in the well a couple of

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 1>days after you had this experience. We we've dealt with

0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:51.879
<v Speaker 1>a company, not a sponsor of ours. They're a local

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:55.400
<v Speaker 1>company in this in New York, obviously local and they

0:25:55.440 --> 0:26:00.159
<v Speaker 1>only show up at street festivals and sporting arenas. They

0:26:00.160 --> 0:26:03.760
<v Speaker 1>have one location in Chelsea Market. Chelsea Market is on

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:06.720
<v Speaker 1>the lower West side of Manhattan and it's old. It

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:10.879
<v Speaker 1>was the Nibisco cookie factory, right, okay, um and uh

0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 1>or then the National Biscuit Company, that's what it is company,

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 1>which is what Nibisco stands for, right, National Biscuit NBC,

0:26:18.040 --> 0:26:21.320
<v Speaker 1>right the originals, not the TV. And this building now,

0:26:21.400 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 1>in addition to being the home of the Food Network

0:26:23.400 --> 0:26:29.199
<v Speaker 1>and MLB Network, it is all upscale, niche food. A

0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>great place to get free fresh tea, amazing pizza. Sounds like, yeah,

0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 1>it is your kind of place, but like it's like

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:42.159
<v Speaker 1>a food court, a massive never ending food food, food,

0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:45.959
<v Speaker 1>food kiosks of everything, but the best of everything. And

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:49.640
<v Speaker 1>so this this company Big Motts and Mozz I call MutS,

0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:51.440
<v Speaker 1>but it's Big Mots. They call it, like for motzle

0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:55.480
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. The best Motsarel sticks I've ever had. Oh yeah,

0:26:55.760 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 1>they've come up here, right, A few times. They were

0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:01.840
<v Speaker 1>at the Wine and Food Fat Stavill Right, So I

0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:03.600
<v Speaker 1>had them for free there. I had them for free

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:07.280
<v Speaker 1>here a lot. I've never paid for them, right, but

0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I thought, you know what I'm I'm I had to

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:12.520
<v Speaker 1>do some business at the Levi store. I mentioned that

0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 1>for reason I'm gonna talk about Levi Store. And so

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, no, leavisor I don't remember that commercial.

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 1>I remember the levis, remember that that that that big

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:30.320
<v Speaker 1>voice leavisor no that from your childhood? I remember, okay

0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 1>before here, Yeah, okay. So I was like, you know,

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go over to the Chelsea Market and get

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:39.919
<v Speaker 1>me some some big MutS Montsrel sticks. So I go

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:43.879
<v Speaker 1>there and I go up to the register, and uh,

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:46.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you know what. They only sell three in

0:27:46.720 --> 0:27:49.920
<v Speaker 1>a cup. I think it's three. They're long like cigars.

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 1>They're unbelievable. So I'm gonna go three of them. We're

0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:56.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, how much do you do you think

0:27:56.000 --> 0:28:00.080
<v Speaker 1>it would be three? Three? For three more sticks for

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:04.240
<v Speaker 1>they're huge six bucks? Okay. You go to Applebie's you

0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 1>get eight for like nine dollars. Yes, okay, but I

0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 1>think these are extraordinarily so for three sticks, right, So

0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking you so I thought, you know what, I

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:17.879
<v Speaker 1>probably could eat six normally I'll take some home. So

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:19.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna maybe I get two orders. They don't have

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:22.159
<v Speaker 1>a menu up on there. There's no menu. There's just

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.359
<v Speaker 1>signs at say, meat balls and different things whatever. They

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 1>sell their Motorrellali sticks. They don't say how many you get? Oh,

0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 1>how much they are, so you gave them twent so

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I so I said that can I get some Motrell sticks?

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:38.360
<v Speaker 1>How much are they? It was, I have no idea

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:42.760
<v Speaker 1>she had them before. I said, yeah, she's same price.

0:28:42.800 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 1>So I said, I've never paid for them. And it's

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:48.600
<v Speaker 1>like it's a joke. She looks at me and she goes,

0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 1>what do you steal them? She looks at me and says,

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 1>oh my god. She right, well because she had come

0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>up here with the people that brought the montarels. So

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 1>the story is he still hasn't paid for them. No,

0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.680
<v Speaker 1>that's not correct. That is not correct. So then the

0:28:59.720 --> 0:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>guy comes up. Remember me, that wasn't what I was

0:29:02.960 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 1>doing at all. So the guy comes over who had

0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:08.040
<v Speaker 1>come up that morning, one of the owners, who who

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 1>who brought friars up here and they fried them fresh

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 1>for us. He was, hey, bron going, he was exactly.

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 1>We were just talking about, Uh, we're starting up mozaralla classes.

0:29:18.680 --> 0:29:21.720
<v Speaker 1>You should come. Do you want to any time you want,

0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:23.560
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to pay, We'll bring you in. You

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:26.160
<v Speaker 1>can come to the Mozarella classes. You can pull some mozalla.

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Would you like to do that? I said, yeah, I'd

0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:29.280
<v Speaker 1>like to get your Mozarrell sticks. I'll be pulling some

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>mozarell in the second. I said, I can't wait to

0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>have the Mozarrell sticks. Here's no problem. So she's just

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 1>one order. I go, Yeah, let me start with one order.

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:37.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go around and get some pizza whatever, and

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll come back and get one for the road. Twelve dollars. Yeah,

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't looking for a discount. That's four dollars a stick.

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Four dollars a stick. They're big. They're big though. That's

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:53.959
<v Speaker 1>a little Chelsea market. Then I was like, the pizza

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:56.240
<v Speaker 1>was like seven fifties, said in the beginning, it's a

0:29:56.240 --> 0:30:01.080
<v Speaker 1>food food market, it is. I had pizza. Yeah, So

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 1>the pizza I wanted that had sausage and red pepperona

0:30:04.920 --> 0:30:08.120
<v Speaker 1>was seven fifty, which is even in New York. Like

0:30:08.200 --> 0:30:12.360
<v Speaker 1>five is like right, it's like four dollars for soda.

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 1>The ballgame five dollars. So I got the one slice

0:30:15.320 --> 0:30:18.880
<v Speaker 1>of pizza without the toppings. It was three cheeses on fantastic.

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:21.760
<v Speaker 1>But by the time I had the three are all

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 1>the sticks on the slice of pizza, which was huge,

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I could not eat anything else. I had gone to

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 1>the market I'm like, I'm going I'm owning this, this

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:30.680
<v Speaker 1>little pig he went to market. I was out of

0:30:30.720 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 1>money and out of ruling my stomach. The point was

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:39.040
<v Speaker 1>big Motts fantastic. Uh, but twelve dollars for three sticks.

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you about the guy where song. Yeah,

0:30:43.640 --> 0:30:47.480
<v Speaker 1>that's an m O t Z. This is brody, scary

0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:55.480
<v Speaker 1>scarp brody singing original. I got the moodsy sticks. I

0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 1>know that I can dip once, I can dip twice.

0:30:58.480 --> 0:31:02.200
<v Speaker 1>One comes with sticks. If you love the fried cheese

0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 1>that come with me tonight, I'll buy you more sy

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:10.479
<v Speaker 1>fried fried morsy Well, I got the more chy sticks.

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:13.080
<v Speaker 1>You got cheese in the cor have a stick once,

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>you gon once some more? You pull them upont the

0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>cheese bound the curl. What's arella sticks enjoyed around the world?

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:23.280
<v Speaker 1>You take him and twirl them in the Maranera. Big deal,

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:25.959
<v Speaker 1>Colester role can't stop us in a fiend for sticks

0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:28.560
<v Speaker 1>since my teeth came in. I got my ritchel down, pat.

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 1>When I eat my stakes the chip, I'll lick the middle,

0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 1>sauce it up, then eat it up. Your Brooklyn is

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>a hood, and you know I ain't joking. Your mom

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:42.239
<v Speaker 1>ain't cooking, and your mom is broken. Tonight, tonight you

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 1>can fall in love. I can call my mom right now.

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Tell how to fry them up. I eat a lot

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:49.480
<v Speaker 1>of sticks. They never fill me up. My next sticks

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:52.760
<v Speaker 1>my best stick. I got the Mooncy sticks. You know that,

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:56.440
<v Speaker 1>better than wings, better than fries. One all that comes

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:59.480
<v Speaker 1>with six. If you love the fry cheese, then come

0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:02.680
<v Speaker 1>with me to night and I'll buy you morcy fried

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:08.120
<v Speaker 1>fried Morty. I got the Moodsy sticks. Yo, you'll let

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 1>me get one of those. Go get your own, give

0:32:11.920 --> 0:32:14.680
<v Speaker 1>me one. Go up to the counter and get your

0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 1>own order. Come on, don't be a cavon. Al right here,

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 1>take one on its hollow. All the cheese melting out

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 1>of this one. I hate that. See know if we

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:29.080
<v Speaker 1>did that, now we have it unbeaped for the podcast

0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 1>that was the radio is the radio radio edit? All right?

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:35.400
<v Speaker 1>We got more coming up right after this. Hey, this

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<v Speaker 1>is Joe Gaddam from Practical Jokers, and you're listening to

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<v Speaker 1>two guys from the second best borrow in New York

0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>after Statonland. Of course, The Brooklyn Boys was scary and brody.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you remember that when I just played before the commercials. Yeah,

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I played the Joe gadd always says your name first

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 1>because I owed you one right from last time when

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:56.479
<v Speaker 1>I when I accidentally played Brody Stick. That's okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all right, This this is what we do here, were

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<v Speaker 1>even we even it out? Well, I'm not. I don't

0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>really care that you say your name first, that doesn't matter.

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 1>But you sang over the lyrics to the song opener today.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that. You did that, you don't care. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's not all I did. When I went to get

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<v Speaker 1>something from the printer. You suck. See Now I could go,

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<v Speaker 1>I could go and delete that, but I won't because

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<v Speaker 1>that's the way. We don't know about our podcast. You

0:33:21.720 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 1>know something? I was speaking of editing podcasts serial Killers.

0:33:26.160 --> 0:33:28.960
<v Speaker 1>They are just serial killers, but pretty much everything on

0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:32.840
<v Speaker 1>your top one hundred that's ahead of us. And they

0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 1>spent three or four hours in the lab the lab,

0:33:35.440 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 1>just editing their podcasts. Why don't you just be real

0:33:39.080 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>and do a show, do a podcast? And I wasn't

0:33:42.080 --> 0:33:43.720
<v Speaker 1>do it. I wasn't calling our friends at the serial

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Killers podcast out. I just saw a scary Scotty edit

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:50.200
<v Speaker 1>us out. Something about the podcast world in general, What

0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:52.280
<v Speaker 1>are they hiding that they all have to be edited.

0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 1>We don't do that. I don't know some of them

0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.920
<v Speaker 1>list editors, like when we went to the podcast, like

0:33:57.920 --> 0:34:01.280
<v Speaker 1>like to thank our producer and our editor, just going

0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:04.840
<v Speaker 1>and talking to microphones. We do, I mean absolutely needs

0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 1>to come out, like like a lapse of time, which

0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:10.919
<v Speaker 1>occasionally says something promoting like an evil government. You can't

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>say that, but we don't add it. Very often. We

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 1>don't have any yet. Sometimes we've gone podcasts at a

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 1>time without the same. Sometimes you say horrible things about women,

0:34:19.200 --> 0:34:22.680
<v Speaker 1>We take that. Otherwise, we come on now, stop it,

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:27.200
<v Speaker 1>stop bad. You actually been with me in Columbia, Well

0:34:27.320 --> 0:34:30.680
<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't, you know what. I apologize. When you asked

0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:34.400
<v Speaker 1>me that, I said, no, I don't ask you anymore

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:37.399
<v Speaker 1>because you got a wife and kids. You're coming away

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:39.000
<v Speaker 1>with the boy. I absolutely would have come if you

0:34:39.040 --> 0:34:41.000
<v Speaker 1>asked me. I went with the Hoboken boys. You know

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:45.120
<v Speaker 1>they're a different breed. I got food and drink shames.

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:47.399
<v Speaker 1>You know. I was just coming off my doctor fat

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 1>lost diet and the sorry. So friends of my sorry,

0:34:58.200 --> 0:35:01.520
<v Speaker 1>let's stay with my friends. What won't true friends do?

0:35:02.880 --> 0:35:06.920
<v Speaker 1>They would support each other? Dude, I'm two days done

0:35:06.960 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 1>from the detox that I was on forty four days.

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:12.280
<v Speaker 1>That's one of my that's one of my favorite Drake songs.

0:35:12.280 --> 0:35:15.879
<v Speaker 1>Two days done from the dtime. Two days No, seriously though,

0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:20.120
<v Speaker 1>And and I'm with my boys, and these guys want

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:23.280
<v Speaker 1>to experience the best of Metaine, like top notch restaurants,

0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 1>and I don't blame them for it. I do too.

0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 1>So we get to the restaurants, we get to the drinks,

0:35:28.760 --> 0:35:31.439
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, look, guys, just so you know, I'm

0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:34.800
<v Speaker 1>still I'm going in easy. I'm still not doing carbs

0:35:34.800 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 1>and sugar. But the good news is I can eat

0:35:37.120 --> 0:35:40.040
<v Speaker 1>of what I wasn't able to eat earlier. So I'm back.

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm eating oil, I'm eating fucking fats, I'm eating all

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 1>this stuff. I'm eating great food, like almost like a

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:49.520
<v Speaker 1>Keto situation at this point, not a sponsor. So I'm

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:52.600
<v Speaker 1>saying the Keto just in case you were gonna hit it.

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to mention a point, but the point

0:35:55.840 --> 0:35:59.319
<v Speaker 1>is good friends, great friends lift each other up, and

0:35:59.400 --> 0:36:04.480
<v Speaker 1>great friends support right. Thank you, So so Brobie, I'm

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:07.759
<v Speaker 1>sitting there and then I have age drink. I'm gonna

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:10.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a glass of wine. Look at scare,

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 1>You're a pussy. We're dracking wine. We're all drinking Scotch,

0:36:14.560 --> 0:36:16.880
<v Speaker 1>you know with the big you know, the giant singular

0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:19.360
<v Speaker 1>ice cube in a rock class and they swell it

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:22.399
<v Speaker 1>around with their pinky that my guys, I can't do that,

0:36:22.719 --> 0:36:24.719
<v Speaker 1>I said, give me, I said, I will have more

0:36:24.760 --> 0:36:27.239
<v Speaker 1>drinks than night goes on, but just not at your pace.

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you, you're not a real man. Why don't you

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 1>give us your man card? And I'm like, guys, there's

0:36:33.800 --> 0:36:36.400
<v Speaker 1>no way to treat me. I'm like, I'm just coming

0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 1>off toxic. Go easy on me. And then the food comes, right,

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:44.920
<v Speaker 1>and now these guys know how to eat appetizer, main course,

0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:47.800
<v Speaker 1>second main course. Let's or they're the kind of guys

0:36:47.840 --> 0:36:50.719
<v Speaker 1>that do the the Let take some of this and

0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 1>some of that and let's just whack it up, throw

0:36:52.120 --> 0:36:54.400
<v Speaker 1>it in the middle. Well they'll take they'll order extra entrees,

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 1>whack it up. They'll say, whack it up and throw

0:36:56.680 --> 0:36:58.759
<v Speaker 1>it in the middle. And we've done that, we have,

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:01.879
<v Speaker 1>but they do it to uh the teeth, the grad

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:04.120
<v Speaker 1>What do you think I learned that? So brodie. So

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.399
<v Speaker 1>now dinner comes, I like I don't eat bread. I'm

0:37:07.400 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 1>not eating the carbs. What what is that? Get out

0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:13.120
<v Speaker 1>of here, scared? Come on, you mean you're not eating

0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:16.160
<v Speaker 1>at And I'm sitting there like, come on, guys. And

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:19.120
<v Speaker 1>then they have dessert. These guys have the pre drink.

0:37:19.440 --> 0:37:21.360
<v Speaker 1>Then they do the three bottles of wine with dinner,

0:37:21.400 --> 0:37:24.880
<v Speaker 1>and then post drinks cordials after who who wears cordials?

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:27.839
<v Speaker 1>And then a double espresso and then uh, let's take

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 1>five desserts and like whack them up. And I'm sitting

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:32.880
<v Speaker 1>there like, oh my god, can come on, scary? Scary?

0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you want the flow? You can't have the flon?

0:37:35.560 --> 0:37:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Have the fl on. It's it's all this peer pressure,

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:42.000
<v Speaker 1>man deer beer pressure, whatever that funk it is. But

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:45.160
<v Speaker 1>by the way, this was Times twelve. I had twelve

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:47.400
<v Speaker 1>meals with these guys in four days. It sounds like

0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 1>twelve meals in one meal. They've forced me to a

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:53.439
<v Speaker 1>game two pounds. I would like to take a step

0:37:53.440 --> 0:37:56.800
<v Speaker 1>back in time too, when the beginning of this conversation happened.

0:37:57.600 --> 0:38:00.600
<v Speaker 1>And I want to thank you for not inviting me

0:38:00.640 --> 0:38:04.719
<v Speaker 1>on this trip, because this sounds if you had to

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:09.759
<v Speaker 1>design a David Brody anti fun trip. Hey, I woke

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 1>up in a cold sweat. I had the worst nightmare.

0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:13.719
<v Speaker 1>What happened, I don't know. I went to Columbia with

0:38:13.719 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of Gavons who wanted too many drinks. He

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:19.760
<v Speaker 1>yelled at me if for not drinking, made me chipping

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 1>for food. I didn't eat drinks. I didn't everything up evenly.

0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:28.000
<v Speaker 1>The brodie, don't whack it up. You don't whack it off.

0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:30.239
<v Speaker 1>You don't whack it on up and down. I'm not

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 1>walking it, don't out. I'm not going to Columbia whack

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:35.239
<v Speaker 1>it not doing it. You're not whacking it out. No,

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 1>I would have been the guy they shoved in the

0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:39.399
<v Speaker 1>garbage pay healf for not chipping in. Who the fund

0:38:39.480 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 1>is this guy doesn't? It was separate checks. These guys are.

0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:44.400
<v Speaker 1>These guys are brutal. The first thing I would have

0:38:44.400 --> 0:38:46.440
<v Speaker 1>done in Columbia was like to say separate checks in Spanish.

0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>They don't let you off the hook. These guys do

0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:50.360
<v Speaker 1>not let you. They have a fun group of guys

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:52.160
<v Speaker 1>and they'll look out for you. And you know a

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:54.160
<v Speaker 1>time of danger. I mean, is there that I know?

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:56.520
<v Speaker 1>You didn't needn't bring sex on the way day? What Dave.

0:38:56.640 --> 0:39:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Dave was sex? Did you have sex? No? No? No, no,

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 1>no and drink. Dave and Anthony have girlfriends now Falcon

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:06.399
<v Speaker 1>Falcon has got a friend, Yeah, David on the way,

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Dave's got a girlfriend. Yeah. What if he's going over

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 1>her house like he's driving over he didn't stop somewhere? No,

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:15.120
<v Speaker 1>so does she know he used to be Dave on

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:18.520
<v Speaker 1>the way? Sex on the way Dave? Oh from our

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 1>previous podcast episode, go listen to an old episode. Yeah

0:39:21.160 --> 0:39:23.359
<v Speaker 1>he had. Okay, here's you guys listening to the order?

0:39:23.400 --> 0:39:26.320
<v Speaker 1>You know? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So anyway, his girlfriend

0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:28.719
<v Speaker 1>doesn't listen to his podcast, does she not? No, it

0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:31.160
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. This was all in the past years ago.

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 1>So um. Anyway, the point that the point I was

0:39:33.680 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 1>going to drive at was you would have loved this

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:41.839
<v Speaker 1>trip because and this is a public service for everyone Columbia.

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:47.000
<v Speaker 1>It is so cheap. Everything, the most picture, the top

0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:50.120
<v Speaker 1>meal you could possibly have, Like I'm talking about what

0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:53.520
<v Speaker 1>would cost in New York City for two people. I'm

0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:57.320
<v Speaker 1>talking about you go to a five star John George Restaurants,

0:39:58.160 --> 0:40:01.600
<v Speaker 1>something that would with all ate and drank and in

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:05.040
<v Speaker 1>a top notch fine establishment, the best they have to offer.

0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:08.920
<v Speaker 1>New York would have been like, you know, for a couple.

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>It turned out to a guy at the most. The

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:19.960
<v Speaker 1>most we ever saw regular breakfast. You should open with that.

0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:23.280
<v Speaker 1>We opened, no, dude, Our launches were like ten fifteen

0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:26.080
<v Speaker 1>dollars each. I'm like, I felt bad and exchange rate

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:30.160
<v Speaker 1>is that bob awful? Good for us? But um, it

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:33.120
<v Speaker 1>was a beautiful country. Um still probably yes it is.

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:37.160
<v Speaker 1>And the cab drivers, I felt terrible for the cabbies.

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:39.839
<v Speaker 1>You had a yellow cab, three guys in a cab

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:43.200
<v Speaker 1>hanging out. We're like driving for like fifteen minutes, Like,

0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:45.239
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, how much is this gonna be? Turned

0:40:45.280 --> 0:40:48.799
<v Speaker 1>out to? What amounted to four dollars and fifty cents us?

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:50.200
<v Speaker 1>All right, but then they can go buy a steak

0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:52.879
<v Speaker 1>dinner for two bucks, so it's five for them. Yeah,

0:40:53.000 --> 0:40:54.879
<v Speaker 1>but my god, like, there's no way they're making money

0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:56.440
<v Speaker 1>here that the on the cost of the gas and

0:40:56.440 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 1>the wear and tear in the car and looking at

0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:00.920
<v Speaker 1>each other, it's like some five cents each and we

0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:03.320
<v Speaker 1>serious right now, this is crazy. More importantly, you just

0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:04.840
<v Speaker 1>said me and my friends and I didn't stop. You

0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>go ahead. But the thing is if you want, if

0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:09.799
<v Speaker 1>you want to go to a country where you can

0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:12.239
<v Speaker 1>probably afford. How long was the flight. The flight was

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:16.000
<v Speaker 1>five and a half hours. And the hotel stage you

0:41:16.000 --> 0:41:18.920
<v Speaker 1>can stayed a nice hotel for cheap. So the food

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and the drink were top notch. The cuisine was outrageous.

0:41:21.880 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 1>And that's such a New York expression. By the way,

0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:27.120
<v Speaker 1>you can stay there for cheap, you can, I'm saying,

0:41:27.120 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 1>but that's a very New York thing. Yeah, you can

0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:34.239
<v Speaker 1>really stay there. It's cheap, find find great flights to

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:36.880
<v Speaker 1>and from and then when you get back, when you

0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:40.319
<v Speaker 1>go there, you're gonna you're gonna stay, play and eat

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and drink for free, for for a low amount of money,

0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>and and and draw and ride, I mean the cabs. Now,

0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:49.760
<v Speaker 1>listen if Scary gets an endorsement for Columbia Tourism Board. Funny,

0:41:49.760 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned that our boy, uh boy Vinny is on

0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 1>the case, so so you might be getting them as

0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 1>a sponsor. No, they just they wrote back, who was

0:41:59.080 --> 0:42:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Scary Jones? So that's not going okay because I got

0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:06.480
<v Speaker 1>the jingle ready ready to outpe Nope, Nope. He reached

0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 1>out to them after talking about on the radio. Say

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.520
<v Speaker 1>they wanted to know. Well, they're in Columbia. They don't

0:42:15.520 --> 0:42:19.359
<v Speaker 1>know who we are Broken Boys podcast. They do because

0:42:19.360 --> 0:42:21.960
<v Speaker 1>we had a lot in comments. Right, listen, this is

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 1>not a podcast about Brooklyn. It's a two guys in

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:28.279
<v Speaker 1>our take on life, two guys from Brooklyn with them

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 1>talking about Columbia, the world according to us. Okay, So

0:42:31.760 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 1>we've talked about travel, and we've talked about people who

0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:36.439
<v Speaker 1>come to like New York, a big city, they get lost,

0:42:36.440 --> 0:42:39.000
<v Speaker 1>they don't have directions whatever. And I've always said, at

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 1>least tw people like who seem like they're American, you

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>have a phone in your hand, don't ask for directions. Okay,

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 1>So I'm walking to our parking garage where we park

0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 1>obviously the one we're near here, a few blocks away,

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:56.640
<v Speaker 1>and I'm stopped on a corner ready to cross a

0:42:56.719 --> 0:43:00.359
<v Speaker 1>major avenue, waiting for the light to change. And this short,

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:06.120
<v Speaker 1>little creepy looking man he says to me, Hey, should

0:43:06.480 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 1>you know where Stanton Street is? Now? He's got an

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:12.399
<v Speaker 1>iPhone in his hand. I know it's an iPhone because

0:43:12.400 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 1>it was like an iPhone seven. It was small. It's like,

0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 1>what couldn't have been an Android? Before you say it

0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 1>was an Android. It was an iPhone, so I know

0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's not like a flip phone or anything.

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:23.480
<v Speaker 1>And he says, you know where Stanton Street is? Now,

0:43:23.600 --> 0:43:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I know New York, but stand Street is not a

0:43:25.440 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 1>major street. I don't know where Stanton Street is off

0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:32.280
<v Speaker 1>the top of my head. Okay, all right, Stanton Social

0:43:32.360 --> 0:43:34.279
<v Speaker 1>is that where that is the place? That's yeah, it's

0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:36.400
<v Speaker 1>it's in the Lower East Side, but not where we

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:38.280
<v Speaker 1>are on the west side. Have been hattened, you know,

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:41.799
<v Speaker 1>because of the meat ball shop. Shop. Take you to

0:43:41.840 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 1>the meat ball shop. That is some great meat balls.

0:43:44.200 --> 0:43:47.279
<v Speaker 1>What do they sell their meat balls? And by the way,

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 1>just meat balls, right, it's phenomenal. Eight types of meatballs,

0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:54.480
<v Speaker 1>like six types of bread and you just combo to

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:56.520
<v Speaker 1>make any combo. It's now five or six locations. Have

0:43:56.600 --> 0:43:59.240
<v Speaker 1>you ever in New York City that mean ball shop?

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:02.960
<v Speaker 1>It's oh god. We could do a podcast just on

0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:05.120
<v Speaker 1>the meat post. We should do a live broadcasting post.

0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 1>We still working on a live broadcast. Don't get upset

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:09.600
<v Speaker 1>with us. Okay. So the guys that you're standing street, now, look,

0:44:10.000 --> 0:44:12.680
<v Speaker 1>we are walking west at the moment, we're about to

0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:14.839
<v Speaker 1>cross the street west as you just pointed out, now

0:44:14.840 --> 0:44:17.319
<v Speaker 1>that you mention it, standing Street is east. Of course,

0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:20.360
<v Speaker 1>at least I would say twelve long blocks east of

0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:22.560
<v Speaker 1>where he and I are standing, not really walkable from

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 1>where we are. You again here, okay, oh yeah, it's

0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:27.879
<v Speaker 1>it's it's a nice walk. It's a half hour. So

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I decided to take my own advice, because especially I

0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:32.399
<v Speaker 1>was taller than the guys, I felt like I could

0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 1>say something. I said, to be honest, I don't know

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:38.680
<v Speaker 1>where Standing Street is, but you got a smartphone in

0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:41.200
<v Speaker 1>your hand. Why don't you just search on Google Maps

0:44:41.239 --> 0:44:44.840
<v Speaker 1>for it? He says, I'm on Google. I'm searching for

0:44:44.880 --> 0:44:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Google Maps. It's not, let me say it, it's asking

0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:51.480
<v Speaker 1>me to sign up for Google What So, I said, guys,

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 1>not on the right hand. So I so, I said,

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you mean by sign up for good?

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I said, all right. So I'm like thinking, maybe he

0:44:57.719 --> 0:44:59.279
<v Speaker 1>didn't download the app and he has to get into

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:02.560
<v Speaker 1>the app. The very smartphone has a native something like

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:04.759
<v Speaker 1>safar you could open some far. So then I say

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 1>to him, well, actually, actually Apple has his own now,

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:09.359
<v Speaker 1>I said, I said, so you must have look right

0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:10.840
<v Speaker 1>at my paper. I wrote it down. I said, you

0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:13.840
<v Speaker 1>must have Apple Maps, and he starts yelling it's starts

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:17.279
<v Speaker 1>asking for my password, and I said, well, I I don't,

0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:21.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I okay, uh, just we'll put your password in.

0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:26.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know my password. So the

0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:30.919
<v Speaker 1>light changes, and I thought to myself, if he wasn't

0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:34.800
<v Speaker 1>a crazy man, I might have helped him and taking

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 1>my phone out. But he starts walking across the street

0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 1>with the second the light changed, looking at his phone,

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:43.399
<v Speaker 1>yelling at his phone. Is he going in the wrong direction? Yeah,

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 1>he's walking west, not keep walking. At this time, at

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:48.799
<v Speaker 1>this point, I didn't remember he was going in the

0:45:48.800 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>wrong direction right, because he was going towards you know,

0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:53.000
<v Speaker 1>some of the streets that have names. We were on

0:45:53.040 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 1>a numbered street. He was going towards the ones, the

0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 1>smallest streets. I thought, maybe stands over there. I wasn't.

0:45:57.760 --> 0:45:59.680
<v Speaker 1>It was late, I got out of work late last.

0:45:59.800 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 1>You can be distorient was just thinking, so I wanted

0:46:04.120 --> 0:46:05.320
<v Speaker 1>to help the guy. And I was thinking, well, I

0:46:05.360 --> 0:46:06.960
<v Speaker 1>know you listened to Bogas and watch you take out

0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 1>your phone. Well, I wanted to be The guy was

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 1>so belligerent to me when I when I didn't know

0:46:11.080 --> 0:46:12.839
<v Speaker 1>what stand street was, and there was no one else

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:15.120
<v Speaker 1>to ask, and then he's yelling at his phone asking

0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:18.560
<v Speaker 1>me for a password. I was like, hey, like you know,

0:46:18.600 --> 0:46:21.759
<v Speaker 1>like when your parents get lost the frustrated right, he

0:46:21.800 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 1>was yelling frustrated by technology, looking at his phone, going

0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:28.719
<v Speaker 1>have a password. You just said okay, boomer and moved on. No,

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:33.640
<v Speaker 1>this guy, I wouldn't say he was. It wasn't maybe

0:46:33.719 --> 0:46:37.239
<v Speaker 1>yeah boom bars sixties. But he he was like he

0:46:37.480 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 1>needed a shave. He just I don't know if he

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:42.000
<v Speaker 1>was gonna like go crazy and he had a phone.

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:48.879
<v Speaker 1>He did, you said the podcast. So so he it's

0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 1>every Apple has an Apple Maps, it's native, every phone

0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:54.200
<v Speaker 1>has a native. But he said that, he goes, it's

0:46:54.239 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 1>asking for my password. My guess is he maybe needed

0:46:58.000 --> 0:46:59.480
<v Speaker 1>to update the app. And he was saying, you didn't

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:02.279
<v Speaker 1>you have to log in to the iTunes s and

0:47:02.360 --> 0:47:05.279
<v Speaker 1>so he was flustered and he could so that now

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:07.840
<v Speaker 1>what I've learned, and now that we've had this conversation,

0:47:08.120 --> 0:47:11.239
<v Speaker 1>he went in the opposite direction. Had been calm, I

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 1>would have taken my phone out, but I was a

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Freddie gram from my phone or like get mad at me,

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:17.680
<v Speaker 1>like you know when you reach the end of the

0:47:17.760 --> 0:47:20.120
<v Speaker 1>road and then as the defense just climb over and

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.560
<v Speaker 1>just dive into the water head first. He wasn't far

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:25.560
<v Speaker 1>from that, like one more block, he's going in the water.

0:47:26.440 --> 0:47:30.279
<v Speaker 1>So I tried to help the guy. So I want

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:31.960
<v Speaker 1>to say those people I always go, you have a

0:47:31.960 --> 0:47:34.080
<v Speaker 1>phone in your hand, just use it. Maybe you can't,

0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:36.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe even though you have the phone, So maybe you

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:39.279
<v Speaker 1>give people too much credit. That's what I'm saying. I

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:42.719
<v Speaker 1>may all those other people I want an apology, But

0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I do know all those people who text the radio

0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:49.719
<v Speaker 1>station looking for answers on things, you're not gonna say, Hey, no,

0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:52.080
<v Speaker 1>I still say google and google it. Yeah, well a

0:47:52.160 --> 0:47:53.680
<v Speaker 1>lot of times I'll say it. It'd be easier if

0:47:53.680 --> 0:47:57.920
<v Speaker 1>you googled it, like today it bing bing it. Someone

0:47:57.920 --> 0:48:00.160
<v Speaker 1>today asked was like, hey, they asked for some think

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:02.880
<v Speaker 1>that was very easily findable. I think we did a

0:48:02.920 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 1>story about Oh there was We did a Garrett played

0:48:06.040 --> 0:48:08.520
<v Speaker 1>a bit of sound. There was a woman from New

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:12.560
<v Speaker 1>York and apparently somebody went up to her as a

0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:15.640
<v Speaker 1>bit on a subway and said, hey, sing something for me.

0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:17.439
<v Speaker 1>I'll film it, or something like, hey sing this song.

0:48:17.800 --> 0:48:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Whatever was they filmed her singing on the subway, like randomly.

0:48:20.880 --> 0:48:23.680
<v Speaker 1>He was having people sing and she was terrific. And

0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:27.279
<v Speaker 1>it went it went terrific. Yeah, and and and and

0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:29.279
<v Speaker 1>it got a lot of coverage. And then she was

0:48:29.280 --> 0:48:32.200
<v Speaker 1>on Ellen right, and I think Garrett said her name was,

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 1>let's say Darcy. I remember the name. So the woman

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 1>on the subway named Darcy got on Ellen. So a

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:39.120
<v Speaker 1>woman said, oh, what was her name? Where do I

0:48:39.120 --> 0:48:42.920
<v Speaker 1>find that video? I thought she was DEROSSI yeah, oh no,

0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 1>So I said, uh that uh tell in the show

0:48:48.719 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 1>You and your Lesbian Commentary. So I said, well, I

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 1>think you'd be I think if you google subway singer

0:48:56.400 --> 0:49:01.839
<v Speaker 1>Darcy Ellen, whatever her name was, you know you'll find it, right.

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:06.479
<v Speaker 1>I just people don't try. They don't and that that's

0:49:06.840 --> 0:49:10.880
<v Speaker 1>that's been a growing problem. But this guy, he he tried.

0:49:11.000 --> 0:49:15.120
<v Speaker 1>They're just lazy. He tried. He just wanted his password. Frustrated. Frustrated, ye, frustrated,

0:49:15.120 --> 0:49:16.960
<v Speaker 1>they want his password. You know what, he could have

0:49:17.000 --> 0:49:20.080
<v Speaker 1>pulled a cab driver over because they have a map

0:49:20.120 --> 0:49:22.439
<v Speaker 1>in their head. Here's the best here's the best part.

0:49:22.880 --> 0:49:25.680
<v Speaker 1>We crossed the street. He's about ten feet ahead of

0:49:25.719 --> 0:49:29.120
<v Speaker 1>me because he's walking out impatiently, like he's gonna figure

0:49:29.120 --> 0:49:31.800
<v Speaker 1>out where Standing Street is all by himself. What's across

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:36.400
<v Speaker 1>the street a police station. There's police officers right there.

0:49:36.800 --> 0:49:40.759
<v Speaker 1>They have a big map in there, probably know where

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Standing Street is. So I say, hey, asked the officers

0:49:45.120 --> 0:49:47.759
<v Speaker 1>where Standing Street is. But he's got his face in

0:49:47.840 --> 0:49:51.800
<v Speaker 1>his phone, banging away at the keys, yelling at in

0:49:51.840 --> 0:49:56.680
<v Speaker 1>the wrong direction. Direction. So my advice to people has

0:49:56.719 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 1>always been, if you are in the city and you're lost,

0:50:00.040 --> 0:50:03.040
<v Speaker 1>hail a New York City taxi cab and just talk

0:50:03.120 --> 0:50:05.160
<v Speaker 1>to them through the window and say, hey, where is something.

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:07.239
<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna work. It's just gonna work. It is

0:50:07.239 --> 0:50:10.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna work because they know where they're going at all times.

0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Some of them use ways, they'll use an app that's uber. No.

0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:17.359
<v Speaker 1>I've been in cabs with a where a guy looks

0:50:17.360 --> 0:50:20.239
<v Speaker 1>at a map. Yeah, they look at the nav on

0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:24.000
<v Speaker 1>the phone. It's unfortunate, but that was. But but speaking

0:50:24.040 --> 0:50:26.480
<v Speaker 1>of phones and that guy, you know what I did?

0:50:26.560 --> 0:50:30.479
<v Speaker 1>Was it Monday? Tuesday? Tuesday? I came to work without

0:50:30.480 --> 0:50:33.959
<v Speaker 1>my phone. I know that's bad. How did you manage? Okay?

0:50:34.080 --> 0:50:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean I would have went home, so we were

0:50:35.680 --> 0:50:37.920
<v Speaker 1>on vacation last week, right, and so what are you

0:50:37.920 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 1>doing vacation? You turn all your alarms off to turn

0:50:40.400 --> 0:50:43.879
<v Speaker 1>my alarm clock off. I turned my my Alexa alarm off,

0:50:44.280 --> 0:50:46.720
<v Speaker 1>and I have a phone alarm. So the phone alarm

0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:48.640
<v Speaker 1>when I jump out of bed in the morning, and

0:50:48.680 --> 0:50:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I started running in turn off all the alarm so

0:50:50.160 --> 0:50:52.960
<v Speaker 1>don't wake anybody up. I grabbed my phone because the

0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:54.960
<v Speaker 1>alarm is going off. And then I go in the

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:57.319
<v Speaker 1>bathroom and I get dressed well because the alarm was

0:50:57.360 --> 0:51:00.320
<v Speaker 1>still off. Somehow Monday I got up. Somehow Monday I

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:02.720
<v Speaker 1>got up and I was awakened up to grab the phone. Tuesday,

0:51:02.719 --> 0:51:05.359
<v Speaker 1>I was so tired. I must have not grabbed the phone.

0:51:05.360 --> 0:51:06.839
<v Speaker 1>And I do a Richard, you have the same thing

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:09.000
<v Speaker 1>in the morning. We do the same thing. Shoes, I

0:51:09.080 --> 0:51:11.799
<v Speaker 1>hit the light, switched pe brush your teeth. I set

0:51:11.840 --> 0:51:15.200
<v Speaker 1>five alarms on my phone, right, alarm one just in

0:51:15.239 --> 0:51:16.879
<v Speaker 1>case the first four don't wake And when we wake

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:19.600
<v Speaker 1>up half asleep, the toothpaste have to be in the

0:51:19.640 --> 0:51:22.360
<v Speaker 1>same spot, because you have to, like like a robot

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:24.760
<v Speaker 1>creature of habits. So I I always and I always

0:51:24.760 --> 0:51:27.200
<v Speaker 1>do the pat I do the wallet, I do the keys,

0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:30.319
<v Speaker 1>I do the phone, and I go. I was out

0:51:30.360 --> 0:51:31.960
<v Speaker 1>of it. I'd lucky I had the wallet. I had

0:51:31.960 --> 0:51:33.440
<v Speaker 1>put the wallet in my jeans that I laid out

0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:35.319
<v Speaker 1>for the day before, said already in the pocket. I

0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:37.040
<v Speaker 1>put my money in my pocket from the other jeans

0:51:37.200 --> 0:51:40.719
<v Speaker 1>that Adam Sandler's song. Phone wallet keys anything but my

0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:43.920
<v Speaker 1>phone wallet keys, so for me, right for me, it's

0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:47.479
<v Speaker 1>a phone. Phone keys. So I so I have a ritual.

0:51:47.480 --> 0:51:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I get in the car, I put I plugged the

0:51:48.920 --> 0:51:51.759
<v Speaker 1>phone in. I usually turned the data on because at

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:53.879
<v Speaker 1>home only the wifis on. I did dad in the car,

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:56.759
<v Speaker 1>I didn't do that either. I'm driving from my house.

0:51:56.800 --> 0:51:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm ten minutes outside of my house, or maybe thirteen

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:02.480
<v Speaker 1>minute or so. And I and I when you discover

0:52:02.600 --> 0:52:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I discovered in the phone? All right, question, why don't

0:52:06.040 --> 0:52:08.319
<v Speaker 1>you stop right there and turn around? You were only

0:52:08.320 --> 0:52:10.880
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes away from thirteen. I did the math, so

0:52:10.960 --> 0:52:12.759
<v Speaker 1>thirteen minutes away. So you don't think I do the

0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:15.799
<v Speaker 1>math on how many six minutes seven minutes to come back.

0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:17.879
<v Speaker 1>That's how much i'd lose. That's how much you'd lose

0:52:17.880 --> 0:52:21.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes minutes. Well, if I'm already trending four minutes late.

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't do that. Well, you can, uh, But the

0:52:26.840 --> 0:52:29.759
<v Speaker 1>question then becomes is it worth it to be a

0:52:29.760 --> 0:52:32.000
<v Speaker 1>half hour late so I can get through my day

0:52:32.200 --> 0:52:34.319
<v Speaker 1>and have my phone with me? Okay, Well, here's what

0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to waste. I didn't want to waste

0:52:36.520 --> 0:52:38.919
<v Speaker 1>a day because once you use the oh I'm sorry,

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm late, I forgot my phone, I had to go home,

0:52:40.880 --> 0:52:44.640
<v Speaker 1>you can't keep using that. Right. Maybe there's a day

0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I happen to me once, right, but maybe there's a

0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:49.000
<v Speaker 1>day that I'm really running late and I don't forget

0:52:49.040 --> 0:52:51.200
<v Speaker 1>my phone, but you want to use it as an right.

0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:52.960
<v Speaker 1>So on a day when I'm only wearing a couple

0:52:52.960 --> 0:52:55.600
<v Speaker 1>of minutes late, now I can blame the four minutes

0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:57.719
<v Speaker 1>on how I was gonna get you get out of

0:52:57.760 --> 0:53:01.160
<v Speaker 1>jail free cars to that right holding on to it.

0:53:01.280 --> 0:53:03.560
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to waste that. So I figured I'll

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:05.919
<v Speaker 1>go in four minutes late and I'll distract by telling

0:53:05.920 --> 0:53:07.920
<v Speaker 1>the story behind on my phone. So I made a

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:10.279
<v Speaker 1>list which I read on the air. Part of it. Uh.

0:53:10.520 --> 0:53:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Forty minutes into the show, I had gone to my

0:53:13.080 --> 0:53:16.360
<v Speaker 1>phone thirteen times where I had to do something and

0:53:16.360 --> 0:53:20.319
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have my phone, and I realized how unbelievably

0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:22.920
<v Speaker 1>important the phone is in our job. Even though we're

0:53:22.920 --> 0:53:25.880
<v Speaker 1>on the radio, I have to text Froggy, text Josh,

0:53:26.160 --> 0:53:29.480
<v Speaker 1>text Sam because looking up whatever, and it look up

0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:33.000
<v Speaker 1>like sometimes sometimes like for instance, so Elvis was talking

0:53:33.000 --> 0:53:36.640
<v Speaker 1>about fat Tuesday, I wrote down fat Tuesday, and then

0:53:36.680 --> 0:53:39.239
<v Speaker 1>always talking about white chocolate. So sometimes what you guys

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:41.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know is Elvis will be talking about something and

0:53:41.480 --> 0:53:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I understand his facial expressions and his intonation in his

0:53:45.040 --> 0:53:47.919
<v Speaker 1>voice where he might say, yeah, you know, Marty grow

0:53:47.960 --> 0:53:53.200
<v Speaker 1>means fat Tuesday. No it doesn't, it does Marty? Oh yeah,

0:53:53.239 --> 0:53:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Marty as m a R like Martez, Yeah, that's what

0:53:58.280 --> 0:54:00.759
<v Speaker 1>fat Tuesday is. Marty graa Tuesday. I don't even know

0:54:00.760 --> 0:54:03.360
<v Speaker 1>it translated to mind blown. My mind is blown right

0:54:03.400 --> 0:54:05.840
<v Speaker 1>here on this podcast. You're serious that Marty looking at

0:54:05.840 --> 0:54:07.200
<v Speaker 1>it right now on your phone while I'm talking looking up,

0:54:07.200 --> 0:54:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna look a up right now. Okay, so means

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:16.000
<v Speaker 1>free or whatever? It was free free Marty's Marty ahead,

0:54:17.239 --> 0:54:29.880
<v Speaker 1>rah Um, Marty gram um. Definition definition is like, uh so,

0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:33.160
<v Speaker 1>while you're looking that up, Mary, what does it mean?

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Translation and definitions fatus it's French for fatoos mona tests

0:54:39.920 --> 0:54:43.640
<v Speaker 1>in Spanish is Tuesday. Marty. I didn't know that. Look

0:54:43.680 --> 0:54:47.040
<v Speaker 1>at you and no clue that Marty Gram meant fat Tuesday.

0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I knew Fat Tuesday was Marty Grass a bar called

0:54:50.520 --> 0:54:54.240
<v Speaker 1>fat Tuesday. That it's a chain. I knew Fat Tuesday

0:54:54.719 --> 0:54:59.120
<v Speaker 1>was always on Marty during New Orleans means it's in Orleans.

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:01.799
<v Speaker 1>That's new the we have to original Orleans somewhere else

0:55:01.920 --> 0:55:05.279
<v Speaker 1>where was the old or I'm assuming in France. This

0:55:05.360 --> 0:55:10.520
<v Speaker 1>is great French literally fat Tuesday alluding to the last

0:55:10.600 --> 0:55:12.799
<v Speaker 1>day of feasting before the fast of line. And there

0:55:12.840 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 1>you go. So okay, So again, why I need my phone.

0:55:16.920 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes someone will talk about something and maybe doesn't know

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:23.279
<v Speaker 1>exactly everything about it, So I'll google fat Tuesday on

0:55:23.320 --> 0:55:25.320
<v Speaker 1>my phone and then put the phone in front of

0:55:25.360 --> 0:55:27.520
<v Speaker 1>Elvis so if he needs any statistics or whatever they are.

0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:29.520
<v Speaker 1>So we're talking about white chocolate. I needed to agree,

0:55:29.640 --> 0:55:31.640
<v Speaker 1>So I had to lift my laptop up and turn

0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:34.160
<v Speaker 1>the laptop so you can see the ingredients. Because sometimes

0:55:34.160 --> 0:55:36.040
<v Speaker 1>you need to provide information. You can't just print it.

0:55:36.160 --> 0:55:37.799
<v Speaker 1>You can't have the printer machine make it. The print

0:55:37.800 --> 0:55:39.920
<v Speaker 1>and making noise in his studio, just hold it up.

0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:42.520
<v Speaker 1>So I did not have my phone. His whole list,

0:55:42.560 --> 0:55:44.360
<v Speaker 1>how did you feel? I was terrible, And then I

0:55:44.400 --> 0:55:46.640
<v Speaker 1>had to leave early because I had to get home

0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:48.319
<v Speaker 1>to the phone. Of course you did. And then it

0:55:48.400 --> 0:55:52.720
<v Speaker 1>was all like nine text alerts, messages unanswered. It's the worst.

0:55:53.080 --> 0:55:54.480
<v Speaker 1>You can't do without your phone. You have to keep

0:55:54.520 --> 0:55:57.360
<v Speaker 1>up with it. Okay, but I did screw up. Okay.

0:55:57.400 --> 0:56:00.360
<v Speaker 1>So there was a guy in sales who's said to

0:56:00.400 --> 0:56:03.799
<v Speaker 1>me over the week or Friday, you know, Monday, Hey,

0:56:03.880 --> 0:56:08.719
<v Speaker 1>after the show Tuesday, let's talk, Okay. He said, I'll

0:56:08.719 --> 0:56:12.600
<v Speaker 1>text you when I can talk. So I didn't have

0:56:12.640 --> 0:56:15.480
<v Speaker 1>my phone. I never got a text message. So I

0:56:15.520 --> 0:56:18.640
<v Speaker 1>get home. I don't know what time it was, one, two, three,

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:20.200
<v Speaker 1>whatever was whatever time I got home. I right, I

0:56:20.200 --> 0:56:23.319
<v Speaker 1>got home pretty quickly, one o'clock maybe twelve thirty. I

0:56:23.360 --> 0:56:26.000
<v Speaker 1>go to my phone. I see that he texted. So

0:56:26.040 --> 0:56:28.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, if I text back now, I gotta deal

0:56:28.800 --> 0:56:31.040
<v Speaker 1>with that now. But I want to take a nap

0:56:31.080 --> 0:56:34.839
<v Speaker 1>because I'm exhausted. So I can't text him back. Because

0:56:34.880 --> 0:56:37.120
<v Speaker 1>you want to pretend like you still away from your phone, right,

0:56:37.160 --> 0:56:40.239
<v Speaker 1>and you could use that excuse all day, right, So right,

0:56:40.320 --> 0:56:43.240
<v Speaker 1>so I decided to send him an email sven o'clock

0:56:43.280 --> 0:56:45.839
<v Speaker 1>at night. I finally got back to my phone, right,

0:56:45.920 --> 0:56:48.439
<v Speaker 1>so I send him an email. I start writing an email, Hey,

0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:50.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know my phone. I'll and I went, wait

0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:52.560
<v Speaker 1>a minute, how can I be emailing him? Not that

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't have done it from my computer, but that

0:56:54.000 --> 0:56:56.719
<v Speaker 1>implies that I'm home. So I had to quickly. Thank god,

0:56:56.760 --> 0:57:02.799
<v Speaker 1>I caught myself. I said, hey, um using a friend's computer. No,

0:57:03.000 --> 0:57:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I No, I could not. I hadn't, said I. So

0:57:10.120 --> 0:57:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I had to figure out did I send the text

0:57:12.040 --> 0:57:14.799
<v Speaker 1>message or not saying I don't have my phone? Right,

0:57:15.120 --> 0:57:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I said, I done my phone, I'll call you when

0:57:16.520 --> 0:57:18.959
<v Speaker 1>I get home. So then the email, I said, yeah,

0:57:19.080 --> 0:57:22.080
<v Speaker 1>leaving work now, should be home in about an hour

0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:24.600
<v Speaker 1>and a half. So I caught myself. Had I sent

0:57:24.680 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 1>the email like oh, don't have my phone, that it

0:57:28.040 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 1>would have been weird because I just texted right. So uh,

0:57:31.480 --> 0:57:34.280
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't text him, sent the email, and I

0:57:34.320 --> 0:57:37.400
<v Speaker 1>realized Bob as I caught myself, I had to I

0:57:37.400 --> 0:57:39.320
<v Speaker 1>had to figure out to play through my head, like

0:57:39.320 --> 0:57:40.880
<v Speaker 1>what do I have to word? This that it covers

0:57:40.920 --> 0:57:43.320
<v Speaker 1>the fact that I'm home, but I still don't have

0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:45.000
<v Speaker 1>my phone, so I had to make it like I

0:57:45.000 --> 0:57:46.680
<v Speaker 1>was still at work. It's really what I was talking about,

0:57:46.920 --> 0:57:49.160
<v Speaker 1>but not having your phone, man, it's just you know what.

0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:51.720
<v Speaker 1>The once I got over the hump of it, Like

0:57:51.760 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 1>after the first two hours, I started feeling a little

0:57:54.520 --> 0:57:58.520
<v Speaker 1>more relaxed. Did you really feel like because I didn't

0:57:58.520 --> 0:57:59.960
<v Speaker 1>have to like, oh, I don't have to respond to

0:58:00.000 --> 0:58:02.240
<v Speaker 1>those you felt it was the nineties all over again,

0:58:02.400 --> 0:58:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Like this is how I remember feeling before it was different. Well,

0:58:05.080 --> 0:58:06.840
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I got out of the out of

0:58:06.880 --> 0:58:10.320
<v Speaker 1>the radio station, and normally I have to call the garage,

0:58:10.400 --> 0:58:12.600
<v Speaker 1>let them in. My car is ready, Like you know what, No,

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:15.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I can't. I can't call them now. I

0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:17.720
<v Speaker 1>reached so much going. The thing is, there's so much

0:58:17.720 --> 0:58:20.120
<v Speaker 1>that we rely on our phones for now that you

0:58:20.120 --> 0:58:23.560
<v Speaker 1>you must have been every thirty seconds thinking about it like,

0:58:23.600 --> 0:58:24.840
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I can't do this right now, or

0:58:24.840 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't do that right now. Right And then I

0:58:26.160 --> 0:58:28.040
<v Speaker 1>was gonna call the guy who runs one of the

0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:30.480
<v Speaker 1>other departments. How are you gonna bit back to people

0:58:30.480 --> 0:58:33.000
<v Speaker 1>on Twitter? You can't do that the phone. So then

0:58:33.040 --> 0:58:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I looked the whole days worth attraction. I had told

0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:37.680
<v Speaker 1>someone else, I'll call you from my car ride home

0:58:37.720 --> 0:58:40.640
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow after work, one of the other department heads that

0:58:40.760 --> 0:58:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I deal with, And then I got in the car,

0:58:42.400 --> 0:58:44.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't have to make any phone calls.

0:58:44.680 --> 0:58:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it liberating? It was in the car liberating. I

0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:51.200
<v Speaker 1>put music about wearing any underwear. It was like that,

0:58:51.680 --> 0:58:54.400
<v Speaker 1>I've never forgotten underwear coming to work, I know, but

0:58:54.560 --> 0:58:57.000
<v Speaker 1>the fact that you didn't have any on yeah, Emperor's

0:58:57.040 --> 0:59:00.880
<v Speaker 1>new clothes. It was. It was Ember's Neo close. I do.

0:59:02.200 --> 0:59:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I do want to bring up a couple of clips

0:59:04.840 --> 0:59:07.360
<v Speaker 1>that I got off the radio. Uh so, let's let's

0:59:07.400 --> 0:59:09.200
<v Speaker 1>do that coming up next. And now here's where I

0:59:09.240 --> 0:59:10.800
<v Speaker 1>get my name for us. We'll call it even. Hey,

0:59:10.800 --> 0:59:12.919
<v Speaker 1>this is Joe Gadda from a Practical Jokers, and you're

0:59:12.920 --> 0:59:15.280
<v Speaker 1>listening to two of my favorite idiots, the Brooklyn Boys

0:59:15.480 --> 0:59:18.720
<v Speaker 1>with Brody and Scary. I hate this. I got a

0:59:18.840 --> 0:59:21.560
<v Speaker 1>spam phone call just now. Well it said spam, but

0:59:21.600 --> 0:59:23.680
<v Speaker 1>then it's a Chase Bank next to it. Now, I

0:59:23.920 --> 0:59:26.960
<v Speaker 1>do bank with Chase so much. Should have answered that,

0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 1>but it's a spam. No, uh, well, it could be

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 1>an eight hundred numbers so that they're wandering. Yeah, I

0:59:32.360 --> 0:59:34.800
<v Speaker 1>don't know what that number is. By the way, I

0:59:34.840 --> 0:59:41.440
<v Speaker 1>one discounted rooms at Marriott twice this week coming to Marriott. Oh,

0:59:41.480 --> 0:59:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I got my Walmart order showing up and I got

0:59:44.240 --> 0:59:47.760
<v Speaker 1>a twenty five dollar gift card from Walmart. Why because

0:59:47.800 --> 0:59:51.120
<v Speaker 1>it was a Scamboni sent to my email. You have

0:59:51.160 --> 1:00:03.320
<v Speaker 1>the jingle, of course, ridiculous from Walmart Customer Appreciation. Hey,

1:00:03.360 --> 1:00:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Scary Jones. That's, by the way, that's how I know

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:08.160
<v Speaker 1>right away it's a scambo because they used Scary Jones

1:00:08.200 --> 1:00:11.920
<v Speaker 1>and I don't have an account as Scary Jones. Congrats

1:00:12.000 --> 1:00:18.040
<v Speaker 1>you've received a Walmart You received an Walmart reward grammar

1:00:18.080 --> 1:00:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Police and Scamboni in the same fucking email. So it

1:00:21.760 --> 1:00:24.720
<v Speaker 1>says click here. But then when you clicked the hyperlink

1:00:24.760 --> 1:00:27.439
<v Speaker 1>of the actual no, no, no, no. All I did

1:00:27.520 --> 1:00:31.800
<v Speaker 1>was I clicked to see what email this Walmart crustomer

1:00:31.840 --> 1:00:35.680
<v Speaker 1>appreciation was coming from, and it was support at info

1:00:36.000 --> 1:00:40.800
<v Speaker 1>email now dot com. You're a fucking Scamboni. I didn't

1:00:40.840 --> 1:00:44.160
<v Speaker 1>click on you, your bitch, And then they got me.

1:00:44.280 --> 1:00:46.360
<v Speaker 1>They tried to get me again, they said, hey, your

1:00:46.480 --> 1:00:50.440
<v Speaker 1>order that purchase order number, it's about to be delivered

1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:52.320
<v Speaker 1>and with a link, and I'm like, wait a second,

1:00:52.360 --> 1:00:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I haven't ordered anything from Walmart. They wanted me to

1:00:55.520 --> 1:00:58.320
<v Speaker 1>track my order of whatever the funk it was. They

1:00:58.360 --> 1:01:00.160
<v Speaker 1>were hoping that I forgot that I ordered to them

1:01:00.480 --> 1:01:03.160
<v Speaker 1>from Walmart. So I've gotten that ship from Target and

1:01:03.200 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 1>from other time, got it from Amazon. Said you know why,

1:01:06.840 --> 1:01:08.880
<v Speaker 1>because it's a pretty good I got no order comment. Yeah,

1:01:08.920 --> 1:01:11.280
<v Speaker 1>I know. So if you click on scam bony, no

1:01:11.440 --> 1:01:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I get alerts on my phone. I don't need. I

1:01:12.880 --> 1:01:14.800
<v Speaker 1>don't need emails telling me I don't have email alerts

1:01:14.800 --> 1:01:20.000
<v Speaker 1>from Amazon. You know? Another scam bony an Instagram. Hold on,

1:01:20.880 --> 1:01:27.440
<v Speaker 1>don't fall for this one. So if you go on

1:01:27.480 --> 1:01:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Instagram sometimes on your d MS, you'll get these randos,

1:01:30.520 --> 1:01:34.200
<v Speaker 1>these requested messages, or it might be something uh coming

1:01:34.200 --> 1:01:39.920
<v Speaker 1>from somebody you actually know. On Instagram. You it's a

1:01:39.960 --> 1:01:43.320
<v Speaker 1>phishing thing. Some the account got hacked, but yet they

1:01:43.480 --> 1:01:45.400
<v Speaker 1>it looks like it's coming from their handle and it

1:01:45.440 --> 1:01:48.880
<v Speaker 1>says from a d M, Hey look what I made

1:01:48.920 --> 1:01:51.400
<v Speaker 1>for you. It took me two hours. And then there's

1:01:51.400 --> 1:01:54.680
<v Speaker 1>a link and I'm like wait a second. If I

1:01:54.720 --> 1:01:57.360
<v Speaker 1>click on that, it's gonna bring me to a fucking site.

1:01:58.320 --> 1:02:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't click on it, but I google the scam.

1:02:00.840 --> 1:02:03.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a fishing scam. And what happens is if you

1:02:03.840 --> 1:02:06.480
<v Speaker 1>were to click on someone's d M that is familiar,

1:02:06.520 --> 1:02:08.720
<v Speaker 1>like if I got one from Brody and it says,

1:02:08.760 --> 1:02:10.680
<v Speaker 1>look what I had, Look what I made for you

1:02:10.960 --> 1:02:14.040
<v Speaker 1>never sent two hours I know. Once you click the link,

1:02:14.120 --> 1:02:17.640
<v Speaker 1>it takes you to what looks like Instagram's log in page,

1:02:17.680 --> 1:02:19.800
<v Speaker 1>like you've been logged out, and then you type your

1:02:19.880 --> 1:02:22.320
<v Speaker 1>name and password and it goes to the hacker and

1:02:22.360 --> 1:02:27.680
<v Speaker 1>then your account gets taken over. Scamboning you have another

1:02:27.720 --> 1:02:33.920
<v Speaker 1>one a couple of so I had another scambo I

1:02:34.000 --> 1:02:36.000
<v Speaker 1>just forgot, but I wrote down three and before at

1:02:36.000 --> 1:02:38.440
<v Speaker 1>one a couple of things. I got a d M

1:02:38.600 --> 1:02:42.840
<v Speaker 1>that said, uh eighteen plus and it said uh, don't

1:02:42.880 --> 1:02:44.960
<v Speaker 1>open at work or something. But it wasn't from anybody

1:02:44.960 --> 1:02:47.320
<v Speaker 1>I knew. It was like a zero post person and

1:02:47.400 --> 1:02:49.960
<v Speaker 1>it was a click here. It looks like it's a video,

1:02:50.000 --> 1:02:52.560
<v Speaker 1>but it's actually a link that takes you to a

1:02:52.600 --> 1:02:55.480
<v Speaker 1>bad website widing click. And I'm not that stupid, but

1:02:55.560 --> 1:02:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do with this. A listener

1:02:59.080 --> 1:03:02.200
<v Speaker 1>sent me, ay, I don't know if it's a photo

1:03:02.320 --> 1:03:04.880
<v Speaker 1>of video, I don't know. It's a legit listener of

1:03:04.920 --> 1:03:11.760
<v Speaker 1>the alpst In Morning show. And I've interacted with them before,

1:03:12.360 --> 1:03:15.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, if I had, you know, listen, answered tweets

1:03:15.040 --> 1:03:21.080
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. And she has a uh she if she said, hey, um,

1:03:21.120 --> 1:03:23.640
<v Speaker 1>this is for you, but if you're married, you might

1:03:23.640 --> 1:03:30.520
<v Speaker 1>be offended by it. Okay, Well I clicked on it.

1:03:30.600 --> 1:03:32.720
<v Speaker 1>It said so and so has a private account. So

1:03:32.760 --> 1:03:35.400
<v Speaker 1>I wrote back and I said, I can't open this.

1:03:35.480 --> 1:03:37.840
<v Speaker 1>You have a private account. So they sent me a

1:03:37.840 --> 1:03:40.080
<v Speaker 1>link to her to her to their account. I go,

1:03:40.440 --> 1:03:44.600
<v Speaker 1>it's still private. I can't access your account. So I feel,

1:03:45.360 --> 1:03:48.640
<v Speaker 1>as a married guy, should I not even be clicking it?

1:03:48.720 --> 1:03:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Because but what I don't well, not temptation, I'm not.

1:03:52.520 --> 1:03:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't get tempted. My point was, I'm curious what

1:03:56.040 --> 1:03:59.680
<v Speaker 1>would offend me if I was married. Well, that's the lure,

1:03:59.760 --> 1:04:01.920
<v Speaker 1>that's that, that's the bait right there there, there's a

1:04:01.920 --> 1:04:04.520
<v Speaker 1>hook in the water and the bait. When you think

1:04:04.520 --> 1:04:09.000
<v Speaker 1>a guy this this uh desirable, a single well you

1:04:09.040 --> 1:04:11.000
<v Speaker 1>would pick at random. That's why it's a scambo. No,

1:04:11.120 --> 1:04:14.680
<v Speaker 1>it's a listener. It's not really. Yeah yeah, although although

1:04:14.960 --> 1:04:17.000
<v Speaker 1>it could be a fishing scam like I just mentioned,

1:04:17.000 --> 1:04:19.840
<v Speaker 1>it couldn't someone she might have gotten hacked. And I'm

1:04:19.920 --> 1:04:21.920
<v Speaker 1>telling you, yeah, you're right, You're right. She might have

1:04:21.920 --> 1:04:25.640
<v Speaker 1>gotten because saying another woman can't find me attractive, it

1:04:25.760 --> 1:04:31.840
<v Speaker 1>must be Sam. That's like applauding for a pilot. Right.

1:04:33.040 --> 1:04:35.360
<v Speaker 1>We did get hacked though. My daughter called me up,

1:04:35.400 --> 1:04:37.640
<v Speaker 1>my oldest daughter. She calls me at the house and

1:04:37.680 --> 1:04:41.000
<v Speaker 1>she says, I'm trying to get into Netflix and my

1:04:41.040 --> 1:04:44.000
<v Speaker 1>account got changed to a rooster the name is d

1:04:44.040 --> 1:04:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I k and uh and then watching movies in in

1:04:47.560 --> 1:04:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Spanish and they changed the language to Arabic. Oh my god. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me tell you about Netflix. It's one of

1:04:53.720 --> 1:04:56.600
<v Speaker 1>those apps that you can't do what you want to

1:04:56.600 --> 1:04:58.560
<v Speaker 1>do in the app. You have to go to the website.

1:04:58.680 --> 1:05:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I hate that, but you don't know that. So I'm

1:05:00.560 --> 1:05:02.720
<v Speaker 1>like I. So she says to me, did you do

1:05:02.800 --> 1:05:07.080
<v Speaker 1>that right? Because two years ago she changed my account

1:05:07.160 --> 1:05:10.240
<v Speaker 1>to a child's account so that I couldn't watch anything

1:05:10.240 --> 1:05:14.360
<v Speaker 1>with adult themes like I'm gonna watch cartoons. And then

1:05:14.400 --> 1:05:18.120
<v Speaker 1>sometimes my my kids will change each other's you know,

1:05:18.440 --> 1:05:21.040
<v Speaker 1>uh icons or names. But we agreed about a year

1:05:21.080 --> 1:05:23.640
<v Speaker 1>ago we'll not do it anymore. Let anybody be happy.

1:05:24.720 --> 1:05:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Did it once? Because they change your account to a

1:05:27.960 --> 1:05:30.520
<v Speaker 1>kid account, you have to delete it. You can't just

1:05:30.600 --> 1:05:33.480
<v Speaker 1>change it, so you feel like you lose your lists

1:05:33.480 --> 1:05:35.520
<v Speaker 1>and your watchings and all that. So we all agree

1:05:35.560 --> 1:05:37.200
<v Speaker 1>we never do that. She's like, you did it? Is it? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not. That's not my sense of humor. I

1:05:40.440 --> 1:05:43.920
<v Speaker 1>was gonna change it to a right, Okay, So I'm

1:05:43.960 --> 1:05:45.959
<v Speaker 1>in the I'm in the app for like ten minutes

1:05:46.000 --> 1:05:47.520
<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out how to change Why can't you

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<v Speaker 1>just have like you can this captions? Right. You're trying

1:05:49.800 --> 1:05:52.360
<v Speaker 1>the captions on and off, but you can't turn them

1:05:52.360 --> 1:05:56.000
<v Speaker 1>off permanently, right, And you can't change the language. So

1:05:56.600 --> 1:05:58.720
<v Speaker 1>this is ridiculous. So I google the problem and says

1:05:58.720 --> 1:06:00.880
<v Speaker 1>you have go through the website. I go through the website.

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<v Speaker 1>My password doesn't work anymore. But because we were logged

1:06:03.680 --> 1:06:05.720
<v Speaker 1>in already, we didn't have to log out, so the

1:06:05.760 --> 1:06:08.360
<v Speaker 1>passwords not working. So I'm like, holy sh it, someone

1:06:08.360 --> 1:06:11.520
<v Speaker 1>got into account and change the password. Wow. So I

1:06:11.640 --> 1:06:15.520
<v Speaker 1>call Netflix and they so she said. The woman says

1:06:15.520 --> 1:06:20.160
<v Speaker 1>to me, h uh, well give me your email address. Okay.

1:06:20.200 --> 1:06:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I said, well, the email address on the account is

1:06:22.040 --> 1:06:25.600
<v Speaker 1>my wife's and she's sleeping, which was true. Changed the

1:06:25.600 --> 1:06:27.959
<v Speaker 1>email address. No, no, they didn't, Thank god, they would

1:06:27.960 --> 1:06:30.000
<v Speaker 1>not small enough to do that. So I said, well,

1:06:30.040 --> 1:06:32.360
<v Speaker 1>do me a favor, make it my email address so

1:06:32.400 --> 1:06:40.120
<v Speaker 1>I can get the link to reset the password. She says, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the security there right. She was like, she was like

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<v Speaker 1>Pete Davidson on SNL. Okay, she wasn't gonna she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna like test your knowledge of your account to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure that you're not the scamber I gave me. I

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<v Speaker 1>gave her the address. But that could have been found

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<v Speaker 1>out that you could find if you had to. That's week.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a week wall. So I go back and I

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<v Speaker 1>change it. I go back and change it. I changed

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<v Speaker 1>the language, but the language didn't change on anything they

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<v Speaker 1>had already watched, So all the previews and all all

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<v Speaker 1>any think on the main screen right was still Arabic.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had it took. It was like ten step process.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you hackers for listening to this segment. You roll

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<v Speaker 1>it back anytime you want to break into us. So

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<v Speaker 1>then my wife the next day, I say, hey, we

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<v Speaker 1>got hacked last night. She goes, oh, it wasn't last night,

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<v Speaker 1>It must have been like a week ago. Why why

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<v Speaker 1>did she wait that long? So I said, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Just well, I got an email that said, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a new account sign in from Michigan, and

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<v Speaker 1>another one from Morocco, another one from al Jeers. And

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<v Speaker 1>I said, well, didn't an occur to you to like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we got hacked? And she says, no, I figured

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<v Speaker 1>out phishing emails. She thought they were the kind of

1:07:47.440 --> 1:07:50.400
<v Speaker 1>emails you got that they were like, you know, click here,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been hacked. But we actually got hacked. So someone

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<v Speaker 1>in Michigan sent the passwords to their buddies. Now, look,

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<v Speaker 1>Michigan has a large Arabic UH population. Maybe they had

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<v Speaker 1>relatives in and it was um, Morocco or Monico, one

1:08:07.360 --> 1:08:08.680
<v Speaker 1>of those. I don't remember which one. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was Morocco UH and Algiers and uh. And so people

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<v Speaker 1>in three countries were watching my Netflix account. And somebody

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<v Speaker 1>must have been Spanish also, because yeah, some of the

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<v Speaker 1>movies were Spanish only movies. Then they changed those Arabic subtitles,

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<v Speaker 1>and so you can't get out of Arabic because you

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<v Speaker 1>can't figure out like which is yeah and that which

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<v Speaker 1>is the button, which is the home right, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the button. It's not like Spanish where like, oh, that

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<v Speaker 1>looks like you know, the COSA button. I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>This was like I know the buttons are pictures, but

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<v Speaker 1>the words are not close. You can't like go oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it right, like Marty Gross Fat Tuesday, you

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<v Speaker 1>could probably figure that out. So it took me a

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<v Speaker 1>multiple hours to get out of that. Um But Dick

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<v Speaker 1>Dick the rooster or something was you know what, They

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<v Speaker 1>would have gotten away with it too. If that one

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<v Speaker 1>person of all the people sharing our account, if that

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<v Speaker 1>one person didn't change the profile picture to a rooster,

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<v Speaker 1>we never would have known. Except in my in my

1:09:09.120 --> 1:09:12.559
<v Speaker 1>watch the list was movies I didn't watch. I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go check my watch list now to see if I've

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<v Speaker 1>been hacked. Yeah. So so a smart hacker will just

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<v Speaker 1>play it cool. You watch the movies, yeah, watch Stranger Things,

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<v Speaker 1>the history, Yeah, do something like that. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't, to my knowledge, you can't, at least in

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<v Speaker 1>the app. You can't, like I can't delete the things

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<v Speaker 1>that this guy I'm assuming it's a guy. Uh, this

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<v Speaker 1>person watched like in my recently watched list, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't watch that. Oh and then it throws off

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<v Speaker 1>your whole profile of films for them, right, So he

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<v Speaker 1>was right? And what is that? Right? So this guy

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<v Speaker 1>watched the Tom and Jerry cartoon and now in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the what you might like this cartoons coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>like Hannah Barbara. Now I like Hanna Barbara, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want those in my you might like list. So

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<v Speaker 1>I started watching all the cool stuff again. He fucked

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<v Speaker 1>you up? Fund this up? Yeah? Um, hold on, hold on,

1:10:06.000 --> 1:10:09.599
<v Speaker 1>scambo Netflix, I said, uh, I've been porn. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get the let me get the email thing ready

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<v Speaker 1>the stage for you? And I wanted to play a

1:10:14.120 --> 1:10:15.679
<v Speaker 1>couple of clips. Oh yeah, then we have some clips

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<v Speaker 1>or some clips. Yes, let me get the email stage.

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready for you with that? And I have have

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<v Speaker 1>a grammar police. Oh my goodness, so exciting. I do

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<v Speaker 1>want to get rid of the scam. We don't want Scamboni,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so alright, if I was running the board,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have had that. Sounds like it's welcome. You've

1:10:36.600 --> 1:10:39.320
<v Speaker 1>got mail. You can always email us at the The

1:10:39.360 --> 1:10:42.599
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. This one came

1:10:42.640 --> 1:10:45.519
<v Speaker 1>in from the Cole Morelli and she's addressing me, but

1:10:45.560 --> 1:10:48.240
<v Speaker 1>I think she's talking about you, Brodie. Damn it. Thank

1:10:48.240 --> 1:10:50.120
<v Speaker 1>you so much for reading my email on the last

1:10:50.160 --> 1:10:52.240
<v Speaker 1>episode of the podcast. But I have to say I

1:10:52.280 --> 1:10:55.040
<v Speaker 1>was super bummed to hear you say my full name

1:10:55.080 --> 1:10:58.439
<v Speaker 1>and then say that I was part of the problem

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<v Speaker 1>for using the term a t M machine in the

1:11:00.960 --> 1:11:03.320
<v Speaker 1>subject of my email. For the record to called that

1:11:03.439 --> 1:11:05.439
<v Speaker 1>was David Brodie, not me. I did not it was

1:11:05.479 --> 1:11:08.599
<v Speaker 1>not me. I'm sorry for not being more clear. I

1:11:08.640 --> 1:11:11.200
<v Speaker 1>was emailing to say that I thought of my favorite

1:11:11.200 --> 1:11:15.360
<v Speaker 1>podcast when the Redundant Phrases category came up on Jeopardy,

1:11:15.520 --> 1:11:17.760
<v Speaker 1>and just want to let you guys know that I

1:11:17.800 --> 1:11:20.439
<v Speaker 1>thought of you when the term a t M machine

1:11:20.520 --> 1:11:23.040
<v Speaker 1>was on the Jeopardy clues. If I was really part

1:11:23.080 --> 1:11:26.559
<v Speaker 1>of the problem, I wouldn't have understood the coincidence and

1:11:26.680 --> 1:11:29.200
<v Speaker 1>would not have emailed you about it. But I guess

1:11:29.200 --> 1:11:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have assumed it was obvious to both parties.

1:11:32.439 --> 1:11:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I hope you can understand it was a bummer to

1:11:34.920 --> 1:11:37.920
<v Speaker 1>hear the host of the podcasts you love call out

1:11:37.920 --> 1:11:40.200
<v Speaker 1>your full name and say you were part of the problem.

1:11:40.200 --> 1:11:44.679
<v Speaker 1>But thank you, Nicole, it was you. You read the emails.

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<v Speaker 1>I read the email, and then you are the one

1:11:46.640 --> 1:11:50.519
<v Speaker 1>who called around as part of the problem. It was David.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Nicole. I owe you an apology. Sometimes I'm tired,

1:11:55.080 --> 1:11:58.479
<v Speaker 1>sometimes I miss I apologize. But hold on, can I

1:11:58.479 --> 1:12:00.880
<v Speaker 1>play this real quick? I mean, over this down. Speaking

1:12:00.880 --> 1:12:04.559
<v Speaker 1>of which, this was Joy read. She's a news host

1:12:04.960 --> 1:12:08.080
<v Speaker 1>and she's talking about the candidates having money. We do

1:12:08.200 --> 1:12:10.360
<v Speaker 1>need true campaign finance before well we're gonna do is

1:12:10.360 --> 1:12:12.679
<v Speaker 1>continue to roll with the people. Yeah, we have enough,

1:12:12.920 --> 1:12:15.920
<v Speaker 1>We will have enough money. Do you guys have the

1:12:16.000 --> 1:12:24.599
<v Speaker 1>ATM machine? No national television. This one came up from

1:12:24.600 --> 1:12:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Mark Demmer's on our Brooklyn Boys Facebook fan page. He

1:12:28.720 --> 1:12:31.519
<v Speaker 1>emailed it there. You can go to the Brooklyn Boys

1:12:31.520 --> 1:12:35.360
<v Speaker 1>on Facebook on Slice for Life. Here, I wanted to say,

1:12:35.400 --> 1:12:37.000
<v Speaker 1>you guys are the best. You make my day at

1:12:37.040 --> 1:12:39.559
<v Speaker 1>work every day. Currently going back through all the episodes

1:12:39.560 --> 1:12:43.679
<v Speaker 1>including Wow Scaries, old podcast, the Off Air Show which

1:12:43.720 --> 1:12:47.599
<v Speaker 1>is on this channel. By the way, before the episode

1:12:47.680 --> 1:12:51.599
<v Speaker 1>zero wish we had more time with you guys, meaning

1:12:51.640 --> 1:12:55.400
<v Speaker 1>like hoping that there was more of those Brody, You're

1:12:55.400 --> 1:12:58.759
<v Speaker 1>the ship scar you hope, Brody Steak dinner, Love you guys,

1:12:59.000 --> 1:13:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Mark Demers Q Market that's for you, and UM, don't

1:13:03.160 --> 1:13:08.360
<v Speaker 1>say my name here, but Darius Suit I'm not gonna say. Nope.

1:13:08.760 --> 1:13:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Very late to the podcast, but I wanted to start

1:13:10.920 --> 1:13:12.640
<v Speaker 1>over and listen from the top. So I'm still in

1:13:12.640 --> 1:13:15.200
<v Speaker 1>the twenties, but I'm a lot like Brody. I believe

1:13:15.240 --> 1:13:17.960
<v Speaker 1>in free dessert, especially when traveling things go wrong, because

1:13:18.000 --> 1:13:22.599
<v Speaker 1>travel is ridiculously priced these days. Made over two thousand

1:13:22.720 --> 1:13:25.439
<v Speaker 1>dollars in travel certificates from my family over the last

1:13:25.439 --> 1:13:28.640
<v Speaker 1>two years. From a major US airline. Let's say they

1:13:28.680 --> 1:13:32.800
<v Speaker 1>have a globe in their logo. I have to anyway, UM,

1:13:32.960 --> 1:13:35.320
<v Speaker 1>I will send a complaint if anything on my journey

1:13:35.360 --> 1:13:37.920
<v Speaker 1>doesn't go as it should anything. I never asked for

1:13:37.960 --> 1:13:40.480
<v Speaker 1>anything in return. I simply say I'm giving you feedback

1:13:40.800 --> 1:13:43.519
<v Speaker 1>and believe my experience was not up to standard, and

1:13:43.560 --> 1:13:47.120
<v Speaker 1>invariably I will be center certificate. They say that we're

1:13:47.120 --> 1:13:50.280
<v Speaker 1>sorry for the service and we appreciate your loyalty. This

1:13:50.320 --> 1:13:55.479
<v Speaker 1>guy has gotten seven hundred dollars A hundred dollars seventy

1:13:55.479 --> 1:13:58.840
<v Speaker 1>five dollars once for the baggage not showing up. Uh,

1:13:58.840 --> 1:14:02.120
<v Speaker 1>flying in a premium I've been in um and and

1:14:02.160 --> 1:14:05.280
<v Speaker 1>the amenity kid was missing. Complained about that grandparents had

1:14:05.280 --> 1:14:07.640
<v Speaker 1>requested wheelchairs and there was no there was there was

1:14:07.640 --> 1:14:10.519
<v Speaker 1>a mess, there was no wheelchairs. So and got seven

1:14:10.640 --> 1:14:14.080
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars on that one. How about that grandparents? They

1:14:14.120 --> 1:14:16.040
<v Speaker 1>said there were no wheelchairs for the grandparents even though

1:14:16.080 --> 1:14:20.799
<v Speaker 1>they were seven hundred bucks ching and seventy five dollars

1:14:20.840 --> 1:14:24.360
<v Speaker 1>because there was a light flashing above me the entire flight.

1:14:24.520 --> 1:14:28.479
<v Speaker 1>It was really bright and they couldn't turn it off

1:14:30.240 --> 1:14:33.360
<v Speaker 1>for that nice. I think I just made Brodie proud.

1:14:34.640 --> 1:14:37.080
<v Speaker 1>The baggage didn't show up and damage and then there

1:14:37.160 --> 1:14:39.400
<v Speaker 1>was damages with the damage was the bag Wasn't there

1:14:39.400 --> 1:14:45.800
<v Speaker 1>a hundred bucks? This is fucking great because their their

1:14:45.880 --> 1:14:49.240
<v Speaker 1>menity kid was missing. This is from they don't want

1:14:49.240 --> 1:14:51.960
<v Speaker 1>to say their name, but it's Uh. I'll just show,

1:14:52.800 --> 1:14:55.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll show see if I can put that in the book. Uh.

1:14:55.680 --> 1:14:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Paul Hickey wrote to us about Danielle La La Loo

1:14:59.200 --> 1:15:01.360
<v Speaker 1>yelling Danielle the Lilo hey Fella his Tales of a

1:15:01.400 --> 1:15:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Cocktails podcast. They're doing a live podcasting. No, I'm a

1:15:04.360 --> 1:15:08.360
<v Speaker 1>little a little jealous. Hey, fellas, really listen to episode

1:15:08.400 --> 1:15:10.840
<v Speaker 1>seventy five to eighty five so far this week since

1:15:10.840 --> 1:15:13.840
<v Speaker 1>you're on vacation. Episodes eighty two and eighty four with

1:15:13.920 --> 1:15:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Danielle DeLillo are so great and I really hope you

1:15:16.200 --> 1:15:19.320
<v Speaker 1>can invite her back for cameos sometime soon. She's fucking

1:15:19.360 --> 1:15:22.360
<v Speaker 1>hilarious and fits in so well. I don't fuck in

1:15:22.400 --> 1:15:24.880
<v Speaker 1>a car, she says. If you don't know what we're

1:15:24.880 --> 1:15:27.280
<v Speaker 1>talking about, go listen to those episodes. She Doesn't Fuck

1:15:27.280 --> 1:15:30.640
<v Speaker 1>in a car. Brooken Boys podcast is the best podcast

1:15:30.640 --> 1:15:34.800
<v Speaker 1>of all time, no comparison. Thank you, Paul Hickey. All right,

1:15:34.920 --> 1:15:37.519
<v Speaker 1>so David Ramira has sent me this DM One thing

1:15:37.520 --> 1:15:39.720
<v Speaker 1>I learned from you even is not even just got

1:15:39.720 --> 1:15:42.240
<v Speaker 1>me some free dessert from Amazon. Wait for the ending

1:15:42.240 --> 1:15:44.760
<v Speaker 1>of this. One Amazon driver missed delivered packages to the

1:15:44.800 --> 1:15:47.200
<v Speaker 1>wrong house. I called up Amazon was told by the

1:15:47.200 --> 1:15:50.360
<v Speaker 1>customer service lady to check around the neighboring houses for

1:15:50.439 --> 1:15:56.200
<v Speaker 1>my packages. Come again, that ain't my job. I got

1:15:56.280 --> 1:15:58.360
<v Speaker 1>my I got my money back at a twenty on

1:15:58.479 --> 1:16:01.680
<v Speaker 1>a gift card. Hashtag free dessert, Thanks Brody, so that

1:16:01.760 --> 1:16:03.720
<v Speaker 1>they were like, hey, can you can you can you

1:16:03.760 --> 1:16:07.920
<v Speaker 1>go look around the other houses for your own packages. Um,

1:16:07.960 --> 1:16:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie Quinton got free dessert. You want to hear about

1:16:10.000 --> 1:16:11.080
<v Speaker 1>that one? Yeah, and then I want to talk to

1:16:11.080 --> 1:16:13.559
<v Speaker 1>about two signs I saw and a guy who got

1:16:13.560 --> 1:16:16.720
<v Speaker 1>belligerent with me got free dessert from Bear Burger in Morristown.

1:16:16.840 --> 1:16:19.320
<v Speaker 1>Restaurant just opened up. My friend and I were interested

1:16:19.320 --> 1:16:22.519
<v Speaker 1>in trying it. We ordered meals for pick up. Yes,

1:16:22.600 --> 1:16:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I brought in a big enough purse to sneak to

1:16:25.320 --> 1:16:27.240
<v Speaker 1>full meals into because they were going to the movies.

1:16:27.320 --> 1:16:30.679
<v Speaker 1>After we got we forgot to check our order. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the problem. So when we arrived to the theater

1:16:33.439 --> 1:16:36.400
<v Speaker 1>where we opened up our Bear Burger, our nachos were

1:16:36.400 --> 1:16:39.679
<v Speaker 1>not in the bag, but Brussels sprouts were. The Brussels

1:16:39.680 --> 1:16:43.640
<v Speaker 1>sprouts were great, but when you want nachos, you want nachos.

1:16:43.880 --> 1:16:46.960
<v Speaker 1>So I called the restaurant once I saw the incorrect order.

1:16:46.960 --> 1:16:49.679
<v Speaker 1>Without even asking the restaurant, they were going to deliver

1:16:49.800 --> 1:16:54.000
<v Speaker 1>my nachos to me and have me keep the Brussels sprouts. Unfortunately,

1:16:54.040 --> 1:16:56.080
<v Speaker 1>since the movie was about to start, it wouldn't work

1:16:56.120 --> 1:16:58.719
<v Speaker 1>for us. They ended up refunding us for the nachos

1:16:58.880 --> 1:17:02.160
<v Speaker 1>and gave me fifteen dollar gift card to a future

1:17:02.200 --> 1:17:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Bear Burger visit. Amazing customer service from bear Burger in

1:17:06.040 --> 1:17:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Moorestown because they did the right thing and gave us

1:17:08.800 --> 1:17:11.519
<v Speaker 1>free dessert. Will definitely go back because of it. I

1:17:11.640 --> 1:17:14.880
<v Speaker 1>love you all. Start listening in episode ninety I heard

1:17:14.960 --> 1:17:17.120
<v Speaker 1>episode Brodie say you to start from the beginning of

1:17:17.200 --> 1:17:20.360
<v Speaker 1>that episode nineteen and now making my way down the list,

1:17:20.560 --> 1:17:24.559
<v Speaker 1>don't you mean up? Thank you, Stephanie Quintin nice send

1:17:24.560 --> 1:17:27.799
<v Speaker 1>those the two free dessert ones to me. Yep. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>There's an Asian market UH near where Uh I shop,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a sign in the door. I'll show

1:17:35.600 --> 1:17:38.080
<v Speaker 1>you the sign. Scary it said. See what it says.

1:17:38.120 --> 1:17:45.519
<v Speaker 1>They're just caution do close, keep children away. Don't all

1:17:45.600 --> 1:17:50.080
<v Speaker 1>doors close, caution door will close, keep children away. Here's

1:17:50.120 --> 1:17:52.920
<v Speaker 1>your other sign. Now, this one frightens me, you know

1:17:53.040 --> 1:17:57.400
<v Speaker 1>sometimes Uh this is again. It's the people there all

1:17:57.439 --> 1:18:01.760
<v Speaker 1>speak different forms of a languages. They serve a lot

1:18:01.840 --> 1:18:05.960
<v Speaker 1>of different cultures, and they have a Chinese area. I

1:18:05.960 --> 1:18:08.679
<v Speaker 1>think they have Korean food, and they have a new

1:18:08.720 --> 1:18:11.920
<v Speaker 1>area that they opened up. So I understand the sign

1:18:11.960 --> 1:18:14.400
<v Speaker 1>is not perfect. I'm not giving him grammar police on this,

1:18:14.680 --> 1:18:18.679
<v Speaker 1>although I'm gonna call I'm gonna call police, come grating

1:18:18.720 --> 1:18:27.479
<v Speaker 1>that the sign says the sign says, new authentic Vietnamese food.

1:18:28.160 --> 1:18:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Please try me, Please try me? Have they cut up

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<v Speaker 1>Vietnamese man come into the food? I love it? And

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<v Speaker 1>did he write that sign as his last dime thing

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<v Speaker 1>new authentic Vietnamese food? Please try me? Um, I do

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about the Levice store. I'm gonna save

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who got belligerent with me about the coronavirus.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to give props and to give you a

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<v Speaker 1>little little customer service, uh tip. That will all be

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<v Speaker 1>in my book. All right. We do have another a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of free desserts. What you want to do? Those?

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<v Speaker 1>Those are not really um? Well well, Mike Wester from

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<v Speaker 1>again another Facebook page submission said that Wayfair sent me

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<v Speaker 1>an oven that wasn't working properly. I bitched at them

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<v Speaker 1>and got a hundred thirty eight dollars credit. They sent

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<v Speaker 1>a tech out to look at it. How to take

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<v Speaker 1>a day off of work. He came. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>needed for oh the parts. He said that he he

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<v Speaker 1>needed other parts for it to happen right. The parts came,

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<v Speaker 1>They scheduled the appointment with a window of eight to five.

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<v Speaker 1>They called a four forty eight, said they weren't going

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<v Speaker 1>to make it. Reschedule another appointment. Wow, they came and

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<v Speaker 1>fixed it. Took three days off for this, this this bullshit,

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<v Speaker 1>And after going back and forth for a week, they

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<v Speaker 1>gave me another hundred fifty dollars. Listen to him, their

1:19:42.000 --> 1:19:46.519
<v Speaker 1>their their messages, back and forth. Something has to be

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<v Speaker 1>done for us missing three full days of work. Wayfair Rights.

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<v Speaker 1>We are happy to issue a seventy five dollar credit

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<v Speaker 1>to make up for the negative experience. Please let us

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<v Speaker 1>know if this works for you. The person wrote back,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like a hundred fifty dollars at least half

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<v Speaker 1>of one day's pay I lost. Is the least you

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<v Speaker 1>can do. I lost nine hundred dollars in lost income

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<v Speaker 1>and Wayfair Rights back, We've applied on credit, keeping eye

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<v Speaker 1>out for confirmation email. Thank you. So they got double.

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<v Speaker 1>They offered them the seventy five as the dangling carrot,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the person was like, nah, fuck you, I

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<v Speaker 1>want a hundred fifty I lost nine dollars in payment.

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<v Speaker 1>How great is that? That's fantastic. I want to play

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<v Speaker 1>the two clips and tell the story. Which order do

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to do? Play the clips? Okay? So, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a clip from a guy. Now you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like where you're from, you use certain lingo, like we

1:20:37.800 --> 1:20:39.599
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of lingo on this show. Yes we do.

1:20:39.760 --> 1:20:41.679
<v Speaker 1>And uh, if you know, let's say you're from Arkansas.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you're talking about going to the mall,

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<v Speaker 1>or you're talking about dinner or certain types of food.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, if some of them from Arkansas they say

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<v Speaker 1>it a certain way. You're from California, you say it

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<v Speaker 1>a certain way here in New York, like we said

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<v Speaker 1>we all were. We say what's the sticks? We don't

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<v Speaker 1>say mozzeralla sticks. So this guy, I'm not scary. You

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<v Speaker 1>have not heard the clip. I'm gonna play it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I gonna get angry? Well, you're gonna you know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're gonna get. You're gonna get. Uh, you're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is not from not who he says he is. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>So James Cordon watching the Late Late Show and he's

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<v Speaker 1>going through the crowd having people answer trivia questions. You

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<v Speaker 1>just break the bottle going towards the door, tried to

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<v Speaker 1>throw an empty water We have a recycling pail. He

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<v Speaker 1>just tried to throw it into the non recycling pail.

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<v Speaker 1>You dog to this guy, James James Corton asked him

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<v Speaker 1>where he's from. Okay, okay, here we go. What's your

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<v Speaker 1>name from? Justin, I'm from New York, New York. Stop

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<v Speaker 1>right there. Anyone who's from New York does not say

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<v Speaker 1>that from New York, New York. That's right. That guy

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<v Speaker 1>is not from New York, not from New York, not

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<v Speaker 1>from York because because New York, New York, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>technically is Manhattan the borow of manhatt Manhattan, New Yorkity.

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<v Speaker 1>So if he was from New York, he would have

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<v Speaker 1>said Manhattan, New York City, right, or New York from

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<v Speaker 1>New York right. New York, New York is the mailing address.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, You don't have to write Manhattan, they decided,

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<v Speaker 1>because Manhattan is the most popular burrow of the five

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<v Speaker 1>arrows of New York, Brooklyn being one of them, he

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<v Speaker 1>might have moved to New York. Right. He's not from

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<v Speaker 1>New York, New York. So one of two things happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Either they told him to say that right, like he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm from Manhattan, New York, Like, you know, just for

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<v Speaker 1>the sake of the national audience. No, you're not from

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<v Speaker 1>New York, New York. You're from New York City, New

1:22:16.920 --> 1:22:19.640
<v Speaker 1>York City, or from Manhattan, but nobody would say that.

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<v Speaker 1>So this justin, I'm from New York, New York. He

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<v Speaker 1>also sounds prepared. I think a producer told him to

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<v Speaker 1>say it. I don't I don't no, because he went

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<v Speaker 1>through the whole audience. So it's the game. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>game where like you start from the first seat, you

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<v Speaker 1>asked them a dumb question, and the next person goes

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<v Speaker 1>in the dumb question, and if anyone gets it wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes to the aisle behind you, right, and he

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<v Speaker 1>keeps going up until he gets to the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the row. And if whoever at the end of the

1:22:45.760 --> 1:22:47.599
<v Speaker 1>row gets it right, the whole audience wins. The whole

1:22:47.640 --> 1:22:50.280
<v Speaker 1>row wins a hundred dollars. So he didn't prep everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in the whole audience, Like what's your name? Where you from?

1:22:52.600 --> 1:22:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Justin from New York, New York. You have not from

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<v Speaker 1>New York, New York. He may be a stop to here.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cab broke down, But nobody thinks that way here.

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<v Speaker 1>So wherever from think about it. If you like in

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<v Speaker 1>Pittsburgh and you're like, oh, y'all, y'all, I'm from Pittsburgh. No,

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<v Speaker 1>in Pittsburgh they say UN's like they would beat you

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<v Speaker 1>up for lying and say, right, you're not from there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, York gonna be so man. Okay, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know our friends and Peter Millar not a sponsor. Still,

1:23:16.080 --> 1:23:17.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to just say, not a sponsor. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that when we're gonna get them sometime in I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying real hard, but I wrote. I wrote this town

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<v Speaker 1>because I couldn't believe what I heard. Now, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you talk about we're talked about a car commercial. A

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<v Speaker 1>bunch episodes ago used to have this guy Ricardo Monto

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<v Speaker 1>Bad talk about this car and Chrysler New York with

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<v Speaker 1>rich Corinthian leather. That wasn't a thing. There was no

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<v Speaker 1>such thing as Corinthian leather. But it sounded nice, right.

1:23:42.520 --> 1:23:44.200
<v Speaker 1>They made it sound fancy, like, oh, the car as

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<v Speaker 1>Corinthian leather. If you don't know, you're like, that's like

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<v Speaker 1>when I go by bed sheets and it's say it's

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<v Speaker 1>peema cotton, Yes, cotton oh my god, Egyptian cotton? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>What then? Is now everything supposed to be excited? It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds great, right, every every commercial I only bought Egyptian?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we make Bomba's socks only using the finest Pima cotton?

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<v Speaker 1>Pima Pima apparently is the ship. Now it's the cotton.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with that, Peter Malar. You want to you

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<v Speaker 1>want to slip in the Pma cotton. But this commercial

1:24:10.439 --> 1:24:12.439
<v Speaker 1>got out of hand. Listen to what they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>sell me? And and does the average person know it's good?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we know? Here? It is whether they're purvying the

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<v Speaker 1>finest Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or

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<v Speaker 1>selecting the highest quality kashmere fleece from white hercus goats

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<v Speaker 1>of inner mongolia. White hercus goat from inner Mongolia the

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<v Speaker 1>highest quality kashmir hold on whether they're purveying the finest

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<v Speaker 1>Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or selecting

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<v Speaker 1>the highest quality kashmere fleece from white Hercus goats of

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<v Speaker 1>inner mongolia. Okay, now are the black hercus goats not

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<v Speaker 1>as nice? That was a that was a Peter Mallar

1:24:46.240 --> 1:24:49.360
<v Speaker 1>commercial are. Yeah, just so you know they're pervying the

1:24:49.360 --> 1:24:52.600
<v Speaker 1>finest Pima cotton in the coastal valleys of Peru or

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<v Speaker 1>selecting the highest quality kashmere fleece from white hercus goats

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<v Speaker 1>of inner Mongolia. Peter Millar is dedicated to curating the

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<v Speaker 1>most precious and noble fibers when creating their innovative Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the most precious and nobles a fiber noble? Well, it's

1:25:08.160 --> 1:25:15.519
<v Speaker 1>from loyalty. I don't know, Yes, noble gentleman, I am

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<v Speaker 1>going to share you now, Mr. Your highness, the white

1:25:19.280 --> 1:25:23.479
<v Speaker 1>hercus goats. What's a noble fiber? Fuck you? Peter Miler. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute. You imagine walking on the street and

1:25:25.800 --> 1:25:28.080
<v Speaker 1>something You're like, oh, what's that made of? Well, this

1:25:28.160 --> 1:25:31.800
<v Speaker 1>is a white hercus go Kashmir, but it's from outer Mongolia. Way, Oh, no,

1:25:32.000 --> 1:25:33.880
<v Speaker 1>ainta mongolia. I don't want to wear. You're starting to

1:25:33.880 --> 1:25:36.360
<v Speaker 1>worry me, Brodie, because all you do is here Peter

1:25:36.439 --> 1:25:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Millar commercials. You listening to the Peter Millar radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? I've never heard this before. Okay, I've

1:25:42.080 --> 1:25:44.479
<v Speaker 1>never heard of station play. It was a TV TV.

1:25:44.640 --> 1:25:46.880
<v Speaker 1>It's no it's it's the it's I listened to news

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<v Speaker 1>in the car. So the name was Peter millar As

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<v Speaker 1>the sponsor is one of the So they do advertising,

1:25:52.560 --> 1:25:55.599
<v Speaker 1>they do, but not here on the Brooklyn Boys. Okay,

1:25:56.080 --> 1:25:58.439
<v Speaker 1>So I do want to say, you're never going to

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<v Speaker 1>get them, all right, So uh, I'm want to grammar

1:26:01.560 --> 1:26:04.200
<v Speaker 1>police this commercial and then give you. I don't have

1:26:04.280 --> 1:26:10.320
<v Speaker 1>the update, but here a police a police. Okay. So

1:26:10.360 --> 1:26:12.920
<v Speaker 1>this cruise company sounds like a good cruise company. It

1:26:12.920 --> 1:26:15.320
<v Speaker 1>sounds like a beautiful ship. And I know you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say it's nitpicky, but they made the same grammatical error

1:26:18.760 --> 1:26:21.360
<v Speaker 1>twice in the same commercial. So I'm gonna listen to it.

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<v Speaker 1>In the World is transforming luxury river Cruising one award

1:26:25.120 --> 1:26:28.759
<v Speaker 1>winning ship at a time. Each of our ships are unique. Okay,

1:26:28.800 --> 1:26:32.880
<v Speaker 1>each of our ships are unique. It should be each

1:26:32.920 --> 1:26:36.000
<v Speaker 1>of our ships is unique. Um okay, now that's that

1:26:36.080 --> 1:26:39.080
<v Speaker 1>sounds weird to me, though each of actually is. Each

1:26:39.120 --> 1:26:41.360
<v Speaker 1>is one seat to me, hold on a second, each

1:26:41.479 --> 1:26:43.439
<v Speaker 1>she said, each of our ships are unique. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen in the World is transforming luxury river cruising, one

1:26:46.920 --> 1:26:49.679
<v Speaker 1>award winning ship at a time. Each of our ships

1:26:49.680 --> 1:26:52.760
<v Speaker 1>are unique with every detail. She made the mistake of

1:26:52.880 --> 1:26:55.839
<v Speaker 1>using ship. She should now she should have said all

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<v Speaker 1>of our ships are or each of our ships is,

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<v Speaker 1>So each is doesn't sound right, but you're right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if if I said each each of these guys is

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<v Speaker 1>an asshole, then it sounds right. It's no. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>see it sounds wrong, but it's correct, gradically correct to subject.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's fucked right now here cut now listen to

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<v Speaker 1>a second. One she does in the world is transforming

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<v Speaker 1>luxury river cruising, one award winning ship at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Each of our ships are unique, with every detail, exquisitely designed.

1:27:23.600 --> 1:27:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Our passionate staff provide unmatched service. Our passionate staff provide.

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<v Speaker 1>Staff is singular, but riots provide. So they got him

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<v Speaker 1>both wrong. So I tweeted at them, and I and

1:27:35.240 --> 1:27:37.800
<v Speaker 1>I emailed through the website and I said, hey, just

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<v Speaker 1>want to let you know. No, look, it's a bit anal,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wanted to see what the response was to

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<v Speaker 1>read it on the podcast, So I said, as well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I heard you commercial. Here's a clip. You've

1:27:45.640 --> 1:27:49.880
<v Speaker 1>gotten too conjugations wrong. You went singular when you should

1:27:49.880 --> 1:27:51.719
<v Speaker 1>have gone plural. You implural, and you should have gone singular.

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<v Speaker 1>They wrote me back. He said, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll we'll fold it onto the appropriate people. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that they would re record the commercial. They did

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<v Speaker 1>know they didn't. They have a new commercially fixed because

1:28:03.040 --> 1:28:06.360
<v Speaker 1>of you. Now, now, listen, so I told you I

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<v Speaker 1>bought a car from my daughter, which I've been driving

1:28:08.640 --> 1:28:12.759
<v Speaker 1>to save mileage on my charger. My charger, my Dodge.

1:28:12.920 --> 1:28:15.040
<v Speaker 1>I can back up the radio so I can record

1:28:15.080 --> 1:28:18.040
<v Speaker 1>it when I'm driving the Ford. It's an older car,

1:28:18.200 --> 1:28:20.519
<v Speaker 1>I can't, so I have to get it in my charger.

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<v Speaker 1>I can back it up and play the new commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>Commercial fixed it. Good for you. That's a personal victory. Brabo. Yes,

1:28:28.840 --> 1:28:31.799
<v Speaker 1>they don't run that commercial anymore. With the double gram errors.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't, so good for them. They didn't blow me off.

1:28:34.960 --> 1:28:37.600
<v Speaker 1>They actually told somebody and we're like, dude, yes, that

1:28:37.640 --> 1:28:41.160
<v Speaker 1>guy's right, and they fixed it. Good. How about how

1:28:41.160 --> 1:28:43.880
<v Speaker 1>about now less customer service story? And then we're getting

1:28:43.920 --> 1:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>out of here. How about how about my mom asked

1:28:46.920 --> 1:28:50.200
<v Speaker 1>me for to pull a David Brody. She said, listen, David,

1:28:50.240 --> 1:28:54.320
<v Speaker 1>I you know my mother moved in twenty six, moved

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<v Speaker 1>to Jersey. It's a lot of stuff, gotten boxes and

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<v Speaker 1>different things. And then something happened in her life where

1:28:59.439 --> 1:29:01.640
<v Speaker 1>she she lost a lot of weight. Right, she had

1:29:01.760 --> 1:29:03.840
<v Speaker 1>gone on the diet. So she had bought these genes

1:29:03.880 --> 1:29:07.120
<v Speaker 1>that were a certain size and in the move forgot

1:29:07.160 --> 1:29:13.320
<v Speaker 1>about them. Lost some weight since then, and now it

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<v Speaker 1>was whatever it was was, no, you're bestard, No whatever

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<v Speaker 1>the case, it's been, it's it's been. It's been two years.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been two years. Okay. So she misplaced them and

1:29:25.160 --> 1:29:27.280
<v Speaker 1>put them in a closet and then then she ses, David,

1:29:27.280 --> 1:29:30.840
<v Speaker 1>I found these there fromen but I spent a hundred

1:29:30.840 --> 1:29:34.000
<v Speaker 1>and forty on these, uh two pairs of jeans. They

1:29:34.000 --> 1:29:36.840
<v Speaker 1>were expensive. Uh can you think maybe you can call

1:29:36.880 --> 1:29:38.960
<v Speaker 1>them and try to get the credit or money back whatever.

1:29:39.400 --> 1:29:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, I'll take care of it. So I

1:29:42.040 --> 1:29:45.719
<v Speaker 1>called Levi's and I explained the situation. My mom's old

1:29:45.880 --> 1:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>she forgot them. She she had moved, and there was

1:29:48.880 --> 1:29:52.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot of boxes and the whole thing. Okay. They said, well,

1:29:52.200 --> 1:29:54.680
<v Speaker 1>we'd love to help you, but uh, you know, give

1:29:54.720 --> 1:29:57.000
<v Speaker 1>me the Skew number and uh, we'll put them in

1:29:57.000 --> 1:29:59.040
<v Speaker 1>the computer. See what they're worth. I go, well, look,

1:29:59.040 --> 1:30:00.439
<v Speaker 1>if they're from a long time. I they get me

1:30:00.439 --> 1:30:02.040
<v Speaker 1>worth five dollars, and I really would like to at

1:30:02.120 --> 1:30:04.200
<v Speaker 1>least get my mamma credit. Let's see what we can do.

1:30:04.760 --> 1:30:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll hook you up. I gave it a whole song

1:30:06.360 --> 1:30:08.960
<v Speaker 1>and dance. She says, they're not coming up in the computer.

1:30:10.000 --> 1:30:12.280
<v Speaker 1>She said, they're so old. We don't have him in

1:30:12.280 --> 1:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>the system anymore. So I said, well, my mom's gonna

1:30:14.760 --> 1:30:16.479
<v Speaker 1>be on a hundred forty bucks I feel, you know,

1:30:16.560 --> 1:30:18.360
<v Speaker 1>and she's old and she's on a fixed income. And

1:30:18.560 --> 1:30:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I give them the whole thing. Well, you know what

1:30:20.479 --> 1:30:23.479
<v Speaker 1>you can do, uh go try one of the stores

1:30:24.840 --> 1:30:27.040
<v Speaker 1>and then maybe the in person they can do something

1:30:27.080 --> 1:30:30.160
<v Speaker 1>for you. So I said, well, what's your name? So

1:30:30.160 --> 1:30:31.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm just make up a name. We'll say Stella.

1:30:32.400 --> 1:30:34.320
<v Speaker 1>She says, my name is Stella. Said go Stella from

1:30:34.320 --> 1:30:37.400
<v Speaker 1>the corporate office of Levi's. I appreciate your help. I'm

1:30:37.400 --> 1:30:39.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna call the store and tell him Stella from the

1:30:39.000 --> 1:30:41.720
<v Speaker 1>corporate office is good to go. Couldn't you help me out?

1:30:41.960 --> 1:30:44.519
<v Speaker 1>I called the first store in New York and and

1:30:44.600 --> 1:30:47.320
<v Speaker 1>she says, give me a skew, it's not in the system. Well,

1:30:47.360 --> 1:30:49.280
<v Speaker 1>can't you ring up a different pair of jeans, and

1:30:49.280 --> 1:30:51.880
<v Speaker 1>she's not, we'll throw inventory off. I go, I know,

1:30:51.960 --> 1:30:54.599
<v Speaker 1>but Stella was gonna do it. She just doesn't have

1:30:54.640 --> 1:30:57.160
<v Speaker 1>the same system you have in the stores. Can't you

1:30:57.200 --> 1:30:59.439
<v Speaker 1>do a price override? Well I could, but it's not

1:30:59.479 --> 1:31:01.040
<v Speaker 1>in the system. If it was in the system, I

1:31:01.040 --> 1:31:04.400
<v Speaker 1>could put the price rules, rules rules. So I called

1:31:04.400 --> 1:31:07.600
<v Speaker 1>store number two in New York. Oh, we'd love to

1:31:07.640 --> 1:31:10.080
<v Speaker 1>help you. Yeah, we can't. We scanned it. There's no price.

1:31:10.360 --> 1:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>So I called store number three, Store number three located

1:31:13.920 --> 1:31:17.200
<v Speaker 1>over by Chelsea Market, which I mentioned earlier on M

1:31:17.800 --> 1:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>fourteen Street or whatever. I think it's a teen street.

1:31:20.520 --> 1:31:22.040
<v Speaker 1>And uh. I get a woman on the phone. Her

1:31:22.080 --> 1:31:26.880
<v Speaker 1>name is Mia. What a beautiful, fun, friendly woman. And

1:31:26.960 --> 1:31:28.759
<v Speaker 1>I said, I speak to the manager. Yeah, that's the manager.

1:31:29.160 --> 1:31:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't been nicer friendly on the phone. I tell her

1:31:31.360 --> 1:31:34.760
<v Speaker 1>the story and I said, look, my mom, I said, look,

1:31:34.800 --> 1:31:36.760
<v Speaker 1>there's a really good explanation she has. I don't need

1:31:36.760 --> 1:31:41.479
<v Speaker 1>the explanation, just just just come in. I said, what

1:31:41.520 --> 1:31:43.800
<v Speaker 1>do you mean. Well, whatever the explanation is, I'm sure

1:31:43.800 --> 1:31:46.840
<v Speaker 1>it's important to you. I'll take care of it. Yeah,

1:31:46.880 --> 1:31:49.880
<v Speaker 1>but Stella couldn't ring an it's just I'm the manager here.

1:31:50.240 --> 1:31:52.479
<v Speaker 1>You come and ask for me. I said, it's what's

1:31:52.479 --> 1:31:54.599
<v Speaker 1>your name? I said, my name is David. Says I

1:31:54.640 --> 1:31:56.760
<v Speaker 1>will find a way. We will make this happen and

1:31:56.760 --> 1:31:58.320
<v Speaker 1>fix it for you. We want to take care of you,

1:31:58.680 --> 1:32:02.240
<v Speaker 1>like you gotta be kidding me. So last week I

1:32:02.280 --> 1:32:05.519
<v Speaker 1>go in with the My mom had the original bag

1:32:05.560 --> 1:32:10.000
<v Speaker 1>that it was mailed in like it's untouched, tags, brand

1:32:10.040 --> 1:32:12.680
<v Speaker 1>new everything. So I bring it in. I walked in.

1:32:12.720 --> 1:32:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I said, there's two beautiful women when you walk in,

1:32:15.439 --> 1:32:17.080
<v Speaker 1>right by the front table and I said, excuse me,

1:32:17.400 --> 1:32:20.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for Mia. And she says, now, this is

1:32:20.479 --> 1:32:23.000
<v Speaker 1>three or four days later, she says, are you David?

1:32:24.000 --> 1:32:27.280
<v Speaker 1>She remembered you. I said, yes, I am. She says, hi,

1:32:27.320 --> 1:32:30.479
<v Speaker 1>am miya. It is so great to meet you. She's

1:32:30.479 --> 1:32:33.760
<v Speaker 1>a fan of the show. Nope, nope, nope. That's what

1:32:33.840 --> 1:32:35.400
<v Speaker 1>made it even better that I would about to say

1:32:35.479 --> 1:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>that is what made it better, didn't it? So I said,

1:32:38.080 --> 1:32:40.519
<v Speaker 1>I said, I know you're just you might come in

1:32:40.560 --> 1:32:43.040
<v Speaker 1>on Friday. I love this and I can't I should.

1:32:43.040 --> 1:32:44.439
<v Speaker 1>I got in like an hour ago, so I knew

1:32:44.439 --> 1:32:45.920
<v Speaker 1>i'd be You said you'd come in between one and

1:32:45.960 --> 1:32:49.160
<v Speaker 1>the fact that she is treating anyone in everyone this way.

1:32:49.280 --> 1:32:52.200
<v Speaker 1>That's right now, you know me? You know what that

1:32:52.200 --> 1:32:55.760
<v Speaker 1>that provides hope for me. For said, look if you can't,

1:32:55.800 --> 1:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>If you can't, I understand, it's not gonna ring up.

1:32:57.439 --> 1:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>She just you leave it to me. Good, he says,

1:32:59.800 --> 1:33:02.400
<v Speaker 1>you tell your mom took care of it. So we

1:33:02.439 --> 1:33:04.519
<v Speaker 1>go to the register. She scans it. She goes, oh,

1:33:04.560 --> 1:33:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I recognized this style. It's from I said, yep, here's

1:33:08.200 --> 1:33:10.320
<v Speaker 1>the invoice. I give it. My mom kept everything. He's

1:33:10.320 --> 1:33:12.599
<v Speaker 1>the invoice, the packing slip, all of it. She's while

1:33:12.640 --> 1:33:14.960
<v Speaker 1>you're my my mom feels terrible. She I said, she

1:33:15.120 --> 1:33:16.800
<v Speaker 1>was your mom last weight. You tell it good for her?

1:33:17.840 --> 1:33:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I said, all right, okay, So she goes click click

1:33:21.360 --> 1:33:23.360
<v Speaker 1>click click click click. She hands me a gift card.

1:33:23.360 --> 1:33:25.280
<v Speaker 1>She goes, here, you go full value. Tell your mom

1:33:25.280 --> 1:33:26.720
<v Speaker 1>buy whatever she wants. You can use it online if

1:33:26.760 --> 1:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>she love that. How great is Mia from the Levis store. Uh?

1:33:34.200 --> 1:33:35.760
<v Speaker 1>And I have to go on the website now. I

1:33:35.800 --> 1:33:38.080
<v Speaker 1>told I would give her a great review and write

1:33:38.080 --> 1:33:40.960
<v Speaker 1>her up. But I'm gonna put up a Levi's picture

1:33:41.000 --> 1:33:44.599
<v Speaker 1>and tag her in it. Some of the best some

1:33:44.640 --> 1:33:47.320
<v Speaker 1>of the best customer service. Now, I don't want Levi's

1:33:47.320 --> 1:33:49.240
<v Speaker 1>turn around going. You gave a full refund on some

1:33:49.240 --> 1:33:52.200
<v Speaker 1>old jeans now because Stella said it was okay, But

1:33:52.320 --> 1:33:54.120
<v Speaker 1>I had I really I don't want to get into

1:33:54.120 --> 1:33:56.160
<v Speaker 1>details of my mother's personal life. But I had a

1:33:56.200 --> 1:33:58.080
<v Speaker 1>really good reason, and I said, look, I have a

1:33:58.080 --> 1:34:03.000
<v Speaker 1>really shoes. I don't need to know it. I know

1:34:03.200 --> 1:34:06.360
<v Speaker 1>if you're calling me after all this time for your mom,

1:34:06.479 --> 1:34:08.200
<v Speaker 1>you already have a good reason. That's all I need

1:34:08.240 --> 1:34:10.519
<v Speaker 1>to know. That is great. More people need to behave

1:34:10.600 --> 1:34:14.360
<v Speaker 1>like that. I got free dessert. I wasn't asking for it.

1:34:14.479 --> 1:34:16.759
<v Speaker 1>So my point, I have a couple of points. Reward

1:34:16.800 --> 1:34:19.880
<v Speaker 1>people who were great. She was great. That's number one.

1:34:20.160 --> 1:34:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Number two, don't get frustrated if one location can't help you.

1:34:24.320 --> 1:34:26.439
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say the same thing, because those other

1:34:26.479 --> 1:34:29.599
<v Speaker 1>managers were nice, but they weren't me. They couldn't. They

1:34:29.600 --> 1:34:32.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't keep going. So if you're dealing with a company,

1:34:32.160 --> 1:34:36.360
<v Speaker 1>a large company, especially several locations, every gap until somebody

1:34:36.360 --> 1:34:39.640
<v Speaker 1>helps you walk out from one story, I was going

1:34:39.680 --> 1:34:42.240
<v Speaker 1>to say the same thing. Actually, if it's reasonable. So

1:34:42.439 --> 1:34:44.200
<v Speaker 1>this was above and beyond. It was a six month

1:34:44.240 --> 1:34:45.960
<v Speaker 1>return or whatever it was, and it was a year,

1:34:45.960 --> 1:34:50.519
<v Speaker 1>and it was a twelve months on whatever it was

1:34:50.560 --> 1:34:53.840
<v Speaker 1>thirteen fifteen months. But uh yeah, she was like, I'm

1:34:53.880 --> 1:34:58.840
<v Speaker 1>helping you, So that's great. So what size is your mom?

1:34:59.040 --> 1:35:02.840
<v Speaker 1>The kind of question is that I don't just want

1:35:02.840 --> 1:35:05.760
<v Speaker 1>to see your bikini? No, I just it's wrong with you.

1:35:05.439 --> 1:35:06.960
<v Speaker 1>You don't. You didn't left that part of the story

1:35:07.000 --> 1:35:08.599
<v Speaker 1>that maybe want to buy her a present or something

1:35:09.400 --> 1:35:14.560
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast I'm gonna tell you pant sizes. I

1:35:14.600 --> 1:35:16.160
<v Speaker 1>don't know how. I just don't. Maybe you're thrown in there.

1:35:16.160 --> 1:35:18.360
<v Speaker 1>It's a descripting. Is a descriptor? I don't know. It's

1:35:18.360 --> 1:35:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a descripting. It's a descriptor. Is the wrong with you?

1:35:22.040 --> 1:35:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Want to know how much she's lost? Like that? She's

1:35:24.000 --> 1:35:27.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, she's lost you as a friend? Doesn't she

1:35:27.280 --> 1:35:30.839
<v Speaker 1>loves if? You know? She's going down a few sizes.

1:35:30.880 --> 1:35:32.920
<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm very proud that I went from a

1:35:32.960 --> 1:35:34.760
<v Speaker 1>thirty eight to a thirty two and right now with

1:35:34.840 --> 1:35:37.960
<v Speaker 1>thirty four. But that's okay. So I just thought that

1:35:38.040 --> 1:35:41.080
<v Speaker 1>maybe that that contributed the story. What woman do you

1:35:41.120 --> 1:35:43.320
<v Speaker 1>know would want me to tell you what size she was?

1:35:44.320 --> 1:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Or is my girlfriend's a four. Your girlfriend is is

1:35:48.640 --> 1:35:51.880
<v Speaker 1>thirty something and uh and she's sucking hot. I don't

1:35:51.920 --> 1:35:55.240
<v Speaker 1>know how you got her, how you keep her? You

1:35:55.280 --> 1:35:58.680
<v Speaker 1>know how much does she weigh? Oh, she wouldn't want

1:35:58.680 --> 1:36:04.520
<v Speaker 1>me to tell you that. You know, no by bros

1:36:04.560 --> 1:36:06.760
<v Speaker 1>On in one place and you have to be fund

1:36:06.760 --> 1:36:15.759
<v Speaker 1>to be that stupid Brooklyn Dah Boys, Brooklyn Brooklin naw Boys,

1:36:16.320 --> 1:36:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Brock Brooklas