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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Workaholics.

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Speaker 1: It's Eric Griffin April seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets are

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Speaker 1: available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call four

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Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand, another twenties tell

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Speaker 1: me I'm moving? Hello? Hey, is this Justin's mommy? Yes?

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Speaker 1: It is? How you doing? I'm well, Hey, you don't

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Speaker 1: know me. I'm a teacher at your son's school. My

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Speaker 1: name's Bruce Winks for you can call me mister Bruce

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Speaker 1: if you want. That's what all the kids call me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how you doing? Name is Margaret? Right? Yes? You do?

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Speaker 1: You prefer Maggie or Mag's? What would you like me

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Speaker 1: to call you? I like Margaret. I'm sorry. Is there

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Speaker 1: a reason that you're calling? Yeah? There is? Actually so,

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Speaker 1: I was talking to your son Justin, right, okay, and

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Speaker 1: he had mentioned to me that mister Justin's mommy doesn't

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Speaker 1: live there anymore. Um, you mean Justin's dad, correct? He

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Speaker 1: said that daddy's not around. We're divorced. Right. Yeah, That's

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Speaker 1: what he shared with me, and I got to thinking

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Speaker 1: about it. I was like, you know, these kids today

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Speaker 1: need a positive male role model in their life, and

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Speaker 1: I'd hate Justin to grow up without that. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure where you're going with this. Just sees

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Speaker 1: his dad. His dad does across town. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: exactly where I'm going with it, all right, Okay, mister

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Speaker 1: Bruce is seeing you dropping off Justin at school the

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Speaker 1: past few days, and he wanted to call and show

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Speaker 1: you how a lady should be treated. If you're picking

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Speaker 1: up what I'm putting down. Um, I see us, Bruce.

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Speaker 1: I hope this isn't too forward of me, but I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. One thing I've learned in my life

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Speaker 1: is you see something you want, you go after it

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Speaker 1: and grab it. Okay, And mister Bruce doesn't grab anything

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Speaker 1: without permission. That's rule. How about this, Maggie's it's Margaret,

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that, kidden. How about this? How about mister

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Speaker 1: Bruce come over to your house, cook you up some

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Speaker 1: Thai food, mix us up a couple of Martinis, and

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Speaker 1: then we put on the new John Legend CD and

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Speaker 1: just kind of relax a little bit. I just got

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Speaker 1: I just got it. It's amazing. Really. Hey. One thing

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Speaker 1: you don't know about mister Bruce, Oh boy, he's into

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Speaker 1: trains and you you have the best caboose I've seen

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Speaker 1: in a long time. Excuse me, I'm gonna be straight

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Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna be honest with you here mister

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Speaker 1: Bruce is looking for as missus Bruce. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: think that I'm interested in right now. I appreciate the

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Speaker 1: compliments sort of. Um, I think I know the problem there, Margaret.

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Speaker 1: Justin didn't tell me that his mommy was into other mommies.

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Speaker 1: Ed explains it perfectly, Pip, No, it's fine. Hey, mister

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Speaker 1: Bruce doesn't mind watching. Yeah, Hey, before you make that,

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Speaker 1: before you make that call, I want to let you

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Speaker 1: know one thing. This is actually a prank phone call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Fiona set you

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Speaker 1: up are Yeah she said, uh, she said that you

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Speaker 1: recently got divorced and get hit on a lot. So like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to kill her. Hey, if you do, make

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Speaker 1: sure you tell me so I can come watch Wake

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Speaker 1: Up every morning with jubal foone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Holy On Rubing ninety two point five,