Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Hello, Oh there are you
Speaker 1: here yet? Hey? Look at me?
Speaker 2: Where'd you?
Speaker 3: Where'd you go? We're home?
Speaker 1: Hey, look at me, We're home.
Speaker 3: Thank you. On this episode of We're Home, I'm Drew Phillips,
Speaker 3: I'm and you Mansur and this is unmedicated a d
Speaker 3: HD you. Well, the intro.
Speaker 1: We didn't really do the intro, but it's like us
Speaker 1: dancing around and it's literally the most like opposite of
Speaker 1: what we would ever do to scare people. Yeah, should
Speaker 1: we just make the intro like ten minutes long so
Speaker 1: that like it like cuts out the amount of time
Speaker 1: we have to talk?
Speaker 3: Yes, we should also try doing like a normal episode
Speaker 3: because I mean, like a normy podcast episode.
Speaker 1: That would actually be so awesome, But I don't know
Speaker 1: that would freak me out. It would be like yesterday,
Speaker 1: how we both felt like super normal and it was
Speaker 1: like scaring us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like normal people scared me.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I was going to say that, but I
Speaker 1: was scared because I don't want to offend the normal
Speaker 1: people scared, but like they scare me, like something is
Speaker 1: wrong with them.
Speaker 3: I'm talking to you. Yeah, No, Normy Core is going
Speaker 3: to come back in a very big way, very soon,
Speaker 3: specifically for me. Yeah, I'm just going to like age
Speaker 3: into like being normal pilled, and it's going to be awesome.
Speaker 1: I've been feeling that, but like normal as in like
Speaker 1: eighteen thirty five, like no technology.
Speaker 3: Victorian past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that, that's the normal to see. I'm going for,
Speaker 1: Like why do I need it? Everything I have? Like
Speaker 1: why do I need need need? Why don't I just
Speaker 1: accept what I have and like move on?
Speaker 3: I want more and more and more and more. And
Speaker 3: it's such a bad habit because I have everything I
Speaker 3: need right in front of me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you looking at me?
Speaker 3: I'm looking at your boobs. Andy.
Speaker 1: I thought you were like for once like talking about
Speaker 1: me as a person and not like a sexual Like
Speaker 1: that's impossible.
Speaker 3: To talk about to talk about a female that way.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm more than like it.
Speaker 3: Only took me five seconds of misogynistic this episode.
Speaker 1: That's a good record for you. Like usually it's like
Speaker 1: im media out the gate. You look at me and
Speaker 1: something just clicks in your head. Yesterday me and Drew
Speaker 1: had literally like the most ghostly day I think we've
Speaker 1: had in a long time.
Speaker 3: It was really crazy and it felt you know what
Speaker 3: it felt like, and I described it in the car,
Speaker 3: but it felt like we had I didn't say this,
Speaker 3: but it felt like we had taken adderall and like
Speaker 3: that that is like who we were supposed to be,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, without our like ailments, whatever is going on
Speaker 3: in our fucking brains, But like it was so dry
Speaker 3: and like we really tried. We really tried to like
Speaker 3: make it. We were like, let's go buy cactuss and
Speaker 3: be weird and like that.
Speaker 1: Still it wasn't doing it. It was just like dead silent.
Speaker 1: And also, for the first time ever, I wanted to
Speaker 1: go home so bad, but I was like, there's nothing
Speaker 1: there for me right now, and like I will probably
Speaker 1: only deteriorate faster into like oblivion and like fall into
Speaker 1: Fortnite for six hours and like fully disconnect from my.
Speaker 3: Right when you came home, you were like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I can't wait to play Fortnite and forget I exist,
Speaker 3: And I was like, that is so fucking real.
Speaker 1: Like that is literally why I like like it so much,
Speaker 1: because I get to spend three hours not existing. And
Speaker 1: then I realized, because recently I've been better at playing
Speaker 1: with friends, but I realized I don't like playing with
Speaker 1: like friends who aren't in front of me or around me,
Speaker 1: because it feels like a lot of work to have
Speaker 1: to talk to them. And I'm like, I'm playing this
Speaker 1: game alone right now, to forget I exist, not to
Speaker 1: talk to people I know in real life because you
Speaker 1: don't exist when I'm here. Yeah, it's stop joining my
Speaker 1: party and watching me and trying to make me play
Speaker 1: with you, because I'm not going.
Speaker 3: To play with you. Yeah. How does like the chat
Speaker 3: room system work on Xbox and PlayStation? Like that? Shit
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense to me?
Speaker 1: Oh, like how they could just tap you in and out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes no sense. They need to add proximity
Speaker 3: chat to Fortnite.
Speaker 1: I want to hear little kids screaming. I say that,
Speaker 1: but like I don't think the mass majority of kids
Speaker 1: of people playing Fortnite anymore as kids, Like I think
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of adults.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's like a lot of results adults.
Speaker 3: I've been using this word so much, But it's like
Speaker 3: Fortnite's having It's like renaissance with like older people. Yea,
Speaker 3: but like yeah, I think like it's still a lot
Speaker 3: of kids though, because like that's all my nephew. You
Speaker 3: like the popular You know what's crazy is the popular
Speaker 3: kids in school and like elementary and middle school, Like
Speaker 3: they're like cool because they play video games and they
Speaker 3: play for it.
Speaker 1: That's so insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is just but that's just like.
Speaker 1: With like changed like iPhones now, like using your iPhone
Speaker 1: makes you cool, and it used to make you a
Speaker 1: loser who like wanted to get kidnapped. Yeah, like damn, well,
Speaker 1: you want to get kidnapped, You hit your.
Speaker 3: Family, want to get kidnapped.
Speaker 1: But like, but we we were literally not real yesterday.
Speaker 1: It didn't linger fully into today, but I still don't
Speaker 1: feel like as real as I usually do. And I
Speaker 1: said what I said to Dru. Like we also didn't
Speaker 1: say anything to each other because I think we were
Speaker 1: doing the thing where both of us didn't feel very good,
Speaker 1: but we weren't trying to say it because we didn't
Speaker 1: want to absorb, yeah, infect each other. But I woke
Speaker 1: up and I was like, oh, we should go to
Speaker 1: the farmer's market because we like going to the farmer's market,
Speaker 1: even though we don't really cook and there's no reason
Speaker 1: for us to be there. We just like being a part.
Speaker 3: Of the community and getting the vegetables, yeah, fruits and
Speaker 3: letting them wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just getting like two fruits each and putting
Speaker 1: them in a bowl and being like, oh, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to eat that, and then literally never eating it
Speaker 1: because we have object what it was called permanence, and
Speaker 1: we turn away from it. It doesn't exist. So you
Speaker 1: might as well have not fucking bought that fruit.
Speaker 3: We had object permanence yesterday. That's what it was. Like,
Speaker 3: what's the.
Speaker 1: Other one when you don't like lack of.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it was like. I knew I was
Speaker 3: way too aware of my surroundings and like even trying
Speaker 3: to hold the conversation was just like far too much,
Speaker 3: and I like couldn't hear anything anybody was saying. But
Speaker 3: you know what I blame it on is fucking American
Speaker 3: DELI trying to murder me, y'all. I we went to
Speaker 3: this restaurant which is normally like it's lit as fuck,
Speaker 3: it's normally so.
Speaker 1: Good, but it's good because it's a chicken wings.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And I I was like trying to be
Speaker 3: brave and bold and I got a fucking hamburger from
Speaker 3: a burger Yeah. And I'm not kidding when I was
Speaker 3: eating it. I was, damn, this is like I really
Speaker 3: fucking it up.
Speaker 1: Like it sat there forever because a bunch of friends
Speaker 1: were over and we were like, oh, let's like watch
Speaker 1: a movie and eat, and we were like sitting there
Speaker 1: and it took so long to like pick a movie.
Speaker 1: We didn't end up even watching a fucking movie, cause
Speaker 1: you can decide on one.
Speaker 3: It was so bad.
Speaker 1: Everyone finished our food and I looked over to Dur
Speaker 1: and he finally put something on and put it down
Speaker 1: and like opened up his burger and he was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna taste like shit. And I looked back
Speaker 1: three minutes later and it was literally gone.
Speaker 3: I obliterated that fucking burger. And there was something in
Speaker 3: the fucking oil or the grease. I don't know what
Speaker 3: it was, but like almost immediately, my stomach started cramping,
Speaker 3: and like I was like, oh, this is just like typical,
Speaker 3: like oh, my stomach hurts every time I fucking eat
Speaker 3: food in general, Like this is just what that is.
Speaker 3: But it kept like evolving, and it literally at one
Speaker 3: point I thought like I was having like a period
Speaker 3: or something like my ovaries were like shedding or their
Speaker 3: uterine was shedding its lining or whatever, the uterine lining,
Speaker 3: and I was like about to start bleeding through my
Speaker 3: penis tip. But like I literally, I literally was sitting
Speaker 3: there and I was trying so hard not to complain
Speaker 3: because I was like, dude, like I'm always complaining about something,
Speaker 3: like can I just shut the fuck for one time?
Speaker 3: And then it started getting serious, and like I was
Speaker 3: explaining it to Mason, I was like, I like my
Speaker 3: vision started like unfocusing, and like I my eyes started wobbling.
Speaker 3: It was like really fucking scary. And then I started
Speaker 3: getting like cold sweats, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Anytime you describe your eyes wobbling, like I don't, like
Speaker 1: I've never once in my life experience that, So I.
Speaker 3: Like it was just it was a lot, and I
Speaker 3: was just like sitting there and I like started like
Speaker 3: like getting shortness of breath, and I was like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is going on with me? And then I
Speaker 3: started getting like really fucking tired, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe I just need to nap, And then I was
Speaker 3: just like no, cause like I don't want to ruin
Speaker 3: the vibe. And then something came over me where I
Speaker 3: like became a zombie and I was just like looking
Speaker 3: at everybody, and like I couldn't understand what people were saying,
Speaker 3: and like I didn't know what was a joke and
Speaker 3: what was serious. And I just started getting like really
Speaker 3: insecure in my head. It was like I was having
Speaker 3: a fucking green out bad trip or something. So then
Speaker 3: I just walked out of my room.
Speaker 1: Girl, you had the shroomburger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, I had the Portabello schomburger, but it was
Speaker 3: actually uh penis envy mushrooms. But I like I left
Speaker 3: the living room without saying a fucking word to anybody.
Speaker 1: Because I was like he literally disappeared. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, damn that burger got his ass. He literally
Speaker 1: just like left.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm just gonna go lay down
Speaker 3: for a second, like and just like recoup and then
Speaker 3: I'll be fine. And I collapse on the bed, like
Speaker 3: I literally collapse on the bed like you know dead bodies,
Speaker 3: like like when their arms are all literally me on
Speaker 3: the concrete in front of the house. When I got
Speaker 3: too drunk, and I like started like feeling better, but
Speaker 3: I still felt like shit. But it was so weird.
Speaker 3: I was like having like closed eyed hallucinations about like
Speaker 3: just like the worship possible, and I was like spiraling
Speaker 3: out of control, and like in that moment, I literally
Speaker 3: was like I should like go out there and tell
Speaker 3: them that I think I'm dying and so they can
Speaker 3: take me to the hospital. But I was like I
Speaker 3: always fucking do this, Like I'm always like I'm dying
Speaker 3: and then I fall asleep and wake up the next
Speaker 3: day and I'm fine. But for real, like I accepted
Speaker 3: death from that goddamn burger. I lay. I like laid
Speaker 3: there for probably thirty minutes, like having like hallucinations from
Speaker 3: this grease or whatever. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 3: was going on, and then I like rose and I
Speaker 3: was like there was a moment sauce. Yeah, literally, the
Speaker 3: pink sauce. There was like a moment where I was
Speaker 3: like literally like trying to move my hands because I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't know if it like had paralyzed me or something.
Speaker 3: And I think the only.
Speaker 1: Person who can put yourself into sickness just from.
Speaker 3: Thinking about it, and I like, I like literally was
Speaker 3: like trying to move my hands and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, they're not moving. And then eventually like
Speaker 3: the synapses fired and it connected or some shit, and
Speaker 3: then I got under the covers because I was like, Fuck,
Speaker 3: this is bad. This is bad, and I just like
Speaker 3: kind of ruminated and had like an anxiety attack for
Speaker 3: like two hours because I was awake almost the entire
Speaker 3: time about like, oh, I'm like gonna die and they're
Speaker 3: gonna find my body in the morning and like all
Speaker 3: their shit. But no, I woke up. I really thought
Speaker 3: I was gonna die. I accepted death. I looked in
Speaker 3: the face and survived.
Speaker 1: I will say I also felt really fucking nauseous, like
Speaker 1: I like, when everybody left, I was gonna play Fortnite,
Speaker 1: but then I like felt not good, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh when I started getting a really gnarly migraine. So
Speaker 1: I like got up and like got ready for bad
Speaker 1: and just went go lay down, and after I shoveled
Speaker 1: and everything, by the time I got to my bed,
Speaker 1: I was on the phone and I literally was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so nauseous that speaking makes me
Speaker 1: feel like I'm gonna throw up. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to go, and I just hung up and
Speaker 1: like knocked out because I was like, I actually, if
Speaker 1: I stay up any longer, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw up. Also,
Speaker 1: I had to fall asleep sitting kind of like lifted
Speaker 1: up because if I laid down all the way, I
Speaker 1: felt really nauseous and like I was gonna puk everywhere.
Speaker 1: But that's also because I had chicken wings and then
Speaker 1: carvel cake. I ate like a twelve year old at
Speaker 1: a birthday party for the Mars.
Speaker 3: It was. It was really bad. And also on top
Speaker 3: of that, we ate like curry three days in a
Speaker 3: row for like every fucking meal, which like, don't get
Speaker 3: me wrong, it was fucking delicious and I would do
Speaker 3: it again. But I think that added on to it
Speaker 3: that like.
Speaker 1: The Friday pork literally two times a day for three
Speaker 1: days is probably.
Speaker 3: Like not the mess. It like coated my insides and
Speaker 3: like by Steve.
Speaker 1: But it's so yummy. And I literally would have curry
Speaker 1: again today. But yeah, we didn't feel real yesterday, and
Speaker 1: I think it's because of the food we ate, and
Speaker 1: we didn't say anything to each other. We like went,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let's go do this, and then
Speaker 1: like let's bring a book and read, and we read
Speaker 1: for a while, but then it was so fucking cold
Speaker 1: outside that I was like, we need to leave. And
Speaker 1: while I was driving us to the cactus store. I
Speaker 1: was like, I feel like, whoa my stnach is girls crazy?
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel too real today because I
Speaker 1: can literally feel the pebbled leather on my steering wheel,
Speaker 1: and like that's when I know like I need to
Speaker 1: like not be in this car because I literally like
Speaker 1: I am like feeling things and realizing everything around me
Speaker 1: is real.
Speaker 3: Too self aware?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like too self aware. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: it's better when I drive and I end up somewhere
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, I don't even remember
Speaker 1: getting here. Like that's what I like in my day,
Speaker 1: is like my disassociative driving. But I was like not dissociating,
Speaker 1: so I was like fully president in that moment, and
Speaker 1: I really didn't like it, and it was scaring the
Speaker 1: fuck out of me because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can recognize every car around me and see that
Speaker 1: there are humans in it. I really like when I
Speaker 1: like get in my car and then like thirty minutes later,
Speaker 1: I'm somewhere and I'm like I don't even remember how
Speaker 1: I got here, Yeah, And that feels really good, even
Speaker 1: though like I feel like that's nagerous and it actually
Speaker 1: used to scare the fuck out of me. When I
Speaker 1: first started driving, I remember like going on my Fensta
Speaker 1: and I don't know if you remember this, but ranting
Speaker 1: because I was like, this cannot be safe, Like I've
Speaker 1: never heard of anybody have this. But when I drive,
Speaker 1: I literally don't know like what happens, but I just
Speaker 1: end up where I'm supposed to be going. And then
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, Like that was an hour
Speaker 1: long drive. How do I not remember anything for that hour?
Speaker 3: Called like street hypnosis or driver's hypnosis or something like that,
Speaker 3: where like you like will wake up after five minutes
Speaker 3: of driving and not realize you were just driving for
Speaker 3: five minutes, and you're like I could have killed everybody
Speaker 3: in this car and just not have like even questioned it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I literally feel like I ran every red light, like
Speaker 1: I was just like tailing the car behind me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we're like recording, so just try not to
Speaker 3: make sound.
Speaker 1: Yeah, try not to drop the lacroix all over like everybody. See,
Speaker 1: that's why I don't give you anything. That's why I
Speaker 1: don't give you anything, because look at the you treat
Speaker 1: the things I give you.
Speaker 2: I made a small noise.
Speaker 3: It was so load it actually, I think my ear
Speaker 3: drum is bursting from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was so small.
Speaker 1: It's funny how you don't apologize, You just like.
Speaker 2: Well that was I usually apologize, but I'm going to
Speaker 2: push back today because I was so small.
Speaker 1: That's not the only thing about you that's small? Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that it? I mean a tag? Are you just
Speaker 1: too hurt?
Speaker 3: He is skinny?
Speaker 2: No? Oh, thank you, that's a twist.
Speaker 3: I got you, I got you. Well, I want to
Speaker 3: talk about the fucker right in the pussy guy. That
Speaker 3: was a psycho psychological operation? What the fuck was that?
Speaker 3: How was that a thing? How did that happen so
Speaker 3: many fucking times?
Speaker 1: So many times? Did it only happen once? No, it
Speaker 1: happened stalking the news and like doing that.
Speaker 3: There's like an eight minute compilation of him fucking saying
Speaker 3: that on live streams. It's the craziest five ever.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, that's not real because I thought
Speaker 1: it was just the one time.
Speaker 3: No, there was, like unless I'm like experienced Mendela effect
Speaker 3: and quantum hackers are changing my timeline and shifting my reality.
Speaker 3: But like that happened like a bunch am I wrong, Kai.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he got like three people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he like bodied there's four of them. I know
Speaker 3: there was like a Halloween one.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, I can't tell if it's a thing, but
Speaker 1: I think it's like it's it's like a thing that
Speaker 1: happened once and then the news anchors were like, I
Speaker 1: would have handled that better, and then like maybe it
Speaker 1: became like, no, he he did it a hundred times,
Speaker 1: like I specifically remember him doing it multiple times. Maybe
Speaker 1: you just watched it so many times.
Speaker 3: No, but like when what year was that?
Speaker 1: Like when was that a thing that was like.
Speaker 3: I like totals that was like that era, like post
Speaker 3: Charlie bit my finger viral era, post evolution of dance
Speaker 3: that shit fucking eight.
Speaker 1: I don't know what evolution of dances?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a classic, are you serious?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: It was just this dude doing like different timeline or
Speaker 3: different decades of dance on stage, and like he was
Speaker 3: like really fluid and like his body would move really
Speaker 3: like he was good at dancing. The tmzcent that one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just like this old balding man that everybody's like,
Speaker 3: how the fuck is he doing this? But it's like
Speaker 3: it's it's not gonna hold up today. It's gonna be corny.
Speaker 3: But like back in two thousand and eight, this was
Speaker 3: the shit.
Speaker 1: Damn, am I boring?
Speaker 3: You didn't even watch it? You just get you watched
Speaker 3: literally point three seconds of side Damn, that's boring and
Speaker 3: you skipped it.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna speed watch it.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna translate in twice speed You mean that's
Speaker 3: not translating.
Speaker 1: This looks like nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're it's like it's the og Fortnite Emo.
Speaker 3: That's where that came from, like the it came from
Speaker 3: the No, it did not. I didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh easy, how I'm going to pick it up to
Speaker 1: watch it? Like I was like, oh god, I need
Speaker 1: to know the reference for my culture, Like I need
Speaker 1: to know the references.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I just wanted to briefly talk about
Speaker 3: that because like that was crazy that that happened and
Speaker 3: went down and I couldn't believe that it was going down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that had some of that had to happen fake
Speaker 1: because what like I don't even understand it, Like.
Speaker 3: A viral video culture in general in the early twenty
Speaker 3: tens was like insane, Like, go watch any video that
Speaker 3: we want, like any was it Shlomo or whatever? The
Speaker 3: parody songs like snatching the people up? How'd your kids?
Speaker 3: How'd your wife? That ship? Like, go watch any of
Speaker 3: those and you'll see, like how cringey we were when
Speaker 3: we were kids. And you have no right or audacity
Speaker 3: to point to the kids now and be like, look
Speaker 3: how cringey they are, Like they're so cringey. No, look
Speaker 3: at what we used to fucking do and what we
Speaker 3: used to reference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when we were watching that hitchbiker thing and they
Speaker 1: were showing like the the auto tune edits of it,
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe this is ever something
Speaker 1: that like we accepted to consume.
Speaker 3: Is like comedy.
Speaker 1: It's like somebody just like chop and screwing and like
Speaker 1: making them sing the sentence.
Speaker 3: Like like literally just adding a vo coder to the voice.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that shit, it's scaring you talk about it.
Speaker 3: No, I just I just thought about like the American
Speaker 3: Sign language people on stage, like Fakinghi, what the fuck
Speaker 3: was that?
Speaker 1: Did a bird just at the window?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but the the or thing opened, it rattled,
Speaker 2: like this thing rattled.
Speaker 3: That you're literally scaring me right now because a paranorm experience.
Speaker 2: I don't want to open it.
Speaker 1: There's something an animal.
Speaker 3: Wait, are you serious right now? Because I heard it too,
Speaker 3: but I thought it was you hitting your mic.
Speaker 2: No, like this rattled open it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, because there's probably a fucking critter and
Speaker 3: they're a ghost or a ghoul. Cauy, be careful, we're
Speaker 3: gonna see.
Speaker 1: We're gonna see. I get scared. It's probably something falling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I literally thought a ghoul was in our house.
Speaker 1: See how these men act in this situation.
Speaker 3: I wasn't either. I wasn't even scared either. Why would
Speaker 3: you know? This is like like white people in scary
Speaker 3: movies like open it, open it, go in there. That's
Speaker 3: how you behaved. We behave properly, like run know how.
Speaker 1: Off I'm doing my due diligence. I'm killing y'all.
Speaker 2: Off.
Speaker 1: I'm like go, I'm like you go go look, go,
Speaker 1: look and see how you obeyed my command.
Speaker 2: I will always obey a queen.
Speaker 3: It was the ad sex location ghost or the aso
Speaker 3: American sign language goes. That's a coincidence in the timeline
Speaker 3: that needs to be switched out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just thinking that I've never answered
Speaker 1: that truthfully but continue al I since I love but like.
Speaker 3: You had to lie, but I had from our lives. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I I was just like thinking about like the
Speaker 3: ones like faking it on stage and just like not
Speaker 3: doing anything and like getting caught Like how do you
Speaker 3: hold up a lie that long? That like yeah, that
Speaker 3: you make it to like Congress lying about sign language?
Speaker 3: Like how is that possible? Who let this person slip through?
Speaker 1: Also like what does that give to you? Because that's
Speaker 1: like probably the most embarrassing, shameful thing ever to be
Speaker 1: on national TV doing like literally like knowing sign language
Speaker 1: and watching and being like that person's making that like
Speaker 1: that's not real.
Speaker 3: They getting caught like up in that Lias. Do you
Speaker 3: think they like.
Speaker 1: Would ever get rehired.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, not even at like a small town like live
Speaker 1: stream maybe.
Speaker 3: If they never saw the video with three hundred million views,
Speaker 3: but like I don't know, I don't know, but like yeah,
Speaker 3: that shit was making me like freak out just now.
Speaker 3: And then also just like the sign language ladies at
Speaker 3: like rap concerts, like who like really going yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like the Playboy cardion uh walk a Flaka one comes
Speaker 3: to mind immediately. I just like love that energy.
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's like security guards at concerts when
Speaker 1: they like you see them enjoying themselves at the concert,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, you fully were for this
Speaker 1: job so bad because like you love music, Like, because
Speaker 1: I feel like most of those security guards at venues,
Speaker 1: at least the ones I interact with, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like must fucking evil fran Lebowitz and New York that one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're just here because like you've been here
Speaker 1: for so long and you don't give a fuck about music.
Speaker 1: But like I love when I see like younger security
Speaker 1: guards who obviously are just like music fans and they're
Speaker 1: like enjoying themselves at the concert, and I'm like that
Speaker 1: is so slight. But it must suck to not be
Speaker 1: able to turn to the artists, because like it's kind
Speaker 1: of sad when you see a security guard in a
Speaker 1: video like like bopping their head around and like listening
Speaker 1: but they can't look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just say, like ignore the music. What. I
Speaker 3: just don't fuck with music and concerts and shit like that.
Speaker 3: Shit's so boring. It's like I don't fuck with these
Speaker 3: earthly material things like I'm a more spiritual being and
Speaker 3: I like value connection with others.
Speaker 1: You think music is too earthly? Yeah, it's it's like
Speaker 1: from the dawn of time of a form of communication
Speaker 1: and art.
Speaker 3: I don't I want to bind myself to earthly, but.
Speaker 1: You can make music and sounds via like just your mouth,
Speaker 1: so it's kind of like not even earthly.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, we'll listen to all the music. What are
Speaker 3: they talking about? Love, sex, money, drugs, cheating?
Speaker 1: Oh, lying, I mean, like, what don't you say that's
Speaker 1: a good thing because it's like kind of giving a
Speaker 1: scope into so many people's I'm just confused. I'm like
Speaker 1: kind of confused because this has never been your vibe.
Speaker 3: So now you're like, yeah, I switched up recently. I
Speaker 3: just said I'm a more spiritual being. But like, what
Speaker 3: like minerals.
Speaker 2: Drew open infinite jest again?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Literally did?
Speaker 1: I saw it the other day and I literally cracked up,
Speaker 1: Like I picked it up and I was like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck is walking out of the store with U?
Speaker 1: And then I remembered you and you you have that
Speaker 1: humh and Josh, see how only the men in my
Speaker 1: life have that shit?
Speaker 3: Well? It's like philosophy.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know a girl who owns that fucking book,
Speaker 1: and I also know Ryan. The only person I know
Speaker 1: who's finished it is Josh.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't even finish it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because joshouldn't finish a book. Josh, like Josh
Speaker 1: just like a book worse.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's literally like the worst fucking book ever written.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's like the same idea of like
Speaker 3: the sign language, people faking it until they make it.
Speaker 3: Like everybody's faking like they understand this book like pseudo intelligence.
Speaker 1: Also, like from what everyone's described to me, it literally
Speaker 1: is classic like man take trum, realize other human half feeling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's like, oh my god, I need to
Speaker 1: write a book about this as the fuck And then
Speaker 1: he did a bunch of adderall and wrote like the
Speaker 1: longest book.
Speaker 3: Ever for no reason. That's the other thing, like it
Speaker 3: doesn't need to be that long. Books need to be
Speaker 3: that long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, book, I don't think books in general need to
Speaker 1: be that long. Also, like we we got to get
Speaker 1: over it, like Moby Dick, like stop making read that shit,
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, Like what like what is there to
Speaker 1: reference in that that has anything to do with my life.
Speaker 3: Moby Dick signed his soul away to the devil, like
Speaker 3: sold his soul to make it the most popular book
Speaker 3: in the world. I think don Quixote is actually the
Speaker 3: most popular book in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up both popular.
Speaker 3: It's like the Bible than don Quixote.
Speaker 1: No, that's the store in Japan.
Speaker 3: No, but there's a book also, like I don't like.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that. I'm not kidding, I've never heard
Speaker 1: that in my life.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a really big book.
Speaker 1: Okay, list of best selling books. Here we go, guys. Oh,
Speaker 1: it is don Quixote.
Speaker 3: See how that's.
Speaker 1: That's the second most So it's The Count of Monte
Speaker 1: Cristo by Alexandre Dumas, Don Quixote, The Lord of the Rings,
Speaker 1: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Tours, and Return
Speaker 1: of the King.
Speaker 3: Literally farting on those books. If you put that book
Speaker 3: in my face, I will fart on it. I will.
Speaker 3: I will never read a fucking Lord of the Rings book. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 1: They literally have that shiit in movie, like there's movie
Speaker 1: magic to be seen, Like, why are you using your head?
Speaker 3: I would attempt to read Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I all know. We had like this book club thing
Speaker 3: in my school where like if you read a book,
Speaker 3: like the longer the book was, the more points you got.
Speaker 3: I think it was called like ar No, that's ar testing.
Speaker 1: A testing is the one where you're like seeing how
Speaker 1: fast you read.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what it was, but I like
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm gonna like read Harry Potter for
Speaker 3: this shit, and like you have to read the book
Speaker 3: and then take like a test on the book and
Speaker 3: then you get points for it. I said, I read
Speaker 3: all of the Harry Potter books up until that point,
Speaker 3: but I literally just like skimmed spark notes and skimmed
Speaker 3: the movie because I will never watch Harry Potter all
Speaker 3: the way through. Never.
Speaker 1: Well, you would maybe read the book, but you wouldn't
Speaker 1: watch the movie.
Speaker 3: No, because it's a personality tree.
Speaker 1: But if you watch it on double speed, no, and
Speaker 1: you also have a switch in front of you so
Speaker 1: you can play and kind of not watch.
Speaker 3: Genuinely, I will go the rest of my life without
Speaker 3: watching a Harry Potter movie, just so on my deathbed,
Speaker 3: I can say I never consumed Harry Potter content. But
Speaker 3: I don't fuck with that share.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry because I know some of you bitches
Speaker 1: love that show.
Speaker 3: No it's it's the thing.
Speaker 1: No one of you but just has that Damn.
Speaker 3: I kind of get it. I literally does have it
Speaker 3: from the heaven shoot. But the thing is, like I
Speaker 3: understand it, and like I get why it's enjoyable and
Speaker 3: like whatever, But I am not becoming a part of
Speaker 3: that culture New Nasty.
Speaker 2: But I I, well, we don't want you anyway, well.
Speaker 1: The butter beer.
Speaker 3: I so, yeah, what did you just say to me?
Speaker 2: We don't want you?
Speaker 1: Oh? The fucking nerds. Do you think that's supposed to
Speaker 1: hurt our field? Do you see what jacket of Lyne?
Speaker 1: This represents Litanus and Jock and Sledg.
Speaker 3: It's dead cheerleaders of a cat from a cathedral. Yeah, like,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: What do you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: What was I saying? Oh, Harry Potter? But I faked
Speaker 3: like I read it and then took the test and
Speaker 3: aced it and got a bunch of points towards the
Speaker 3: goal and like at the end of the year if
Speaker 3: you had the most points, but a fucking course like
Speaker 3: the nerd losers one and I ended up getting like
Speaker 3: seventh place. But yeah, you had to take like a
Speaker 3: test to show that you read the book and understood it.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, that was the thing I think that
Speaker 1: was ar reading you You had to, like every book
Speaker 1: you checked out, you had to take a test on
Speaker 1: the book to prove reread it read it for the
Speaker 1: most part, because I do remember taking tests about books
Speaker 1: I would read where it was like when did so
Speaker 1: and so do this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's when you were looking up blue eyes,
Speaker 3: white boy with black long hair, emo boy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to call my girl out if you don't know.
Speaker 1: When I was in like fourth grade, this girl, I
Speaker 1: think I said the story before, but basically she came
Speaker 1: to us and she like was showing us a picture
Speaker 1: on her fucking like little as phone. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is my boyfriend. He's sixteen, like he's in love
Speaker 1: with me. And I looked at it, and like, because
Speaker 1: I also had older siblings and older cousins who were
Speaker 1: on MySpace, I looked at it and I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: that's a boy from my space. But I didn't say
Speaker 1: anything because I'm slick. And then when we all got
Speaker 1: to computer time, I was like, oh my god, come
Speaker 1: look at this like I think I've found her boyfriend,
Speaker 1: Like what, Like I can't google myself and find photos.
Speaker 1: This is weird. And then I called her out for
Speaker 1: lying and it was so unnecessary and I should have
Speaker 1: just let her get away with it. But I had
Speaker 1: really big beef with her because I felt like she
Speaker 1: was trying to replace me in my friend group.
Speaker 3: Damn. I had a moment like that too, and then.
Speaker 1: I remember freaking out about it. I was like, it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be four of us. It can't be five
Speaker 1: of us. Who the fuck is she? Like literally, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not having this bitch. She's a liar
Speaker 1: and she's so weird and she was a lie.
Speaker 3: Why do we carry that into our real like our
Speaker 3: adult life where we're like no new friends, like you
Speaker 3: have to like try it.
Speaker 1: Well, that's now because we like actually have like no
Speaker 1: emotional or mental capathy.
Speaker 3: We have nothing else to give, nothing else to give, Like, oh,
Speaker 3: what the fuck was I gonna say? Am I reading
Speaker 3: reading reading a.
Speaker 1: Catcher in the Rye? Like you don't need to read that.
Speaker 1: I'm not reading that. Oh I never read it and
Speaker 1: I'm not reading it, Like what why did they sell that?
Speaker 3: Still in this same vein. I mean it in the
Speaker 3: same vein. Did you all have like yik yak at
Speaker 3: your high school?
Speaker 1: I remember I downloaded it and I really wanted my
Speaker 1: high school to have it, but like, since nobody used
Speaker 1: their phone the way I did, Like, it wasn't a
Speaker 1: thing nobody used.
Speaker 3: The end, do you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was in college whom I was like,
Speaker 2: wasphomore like two years.
Speaker 1: I will say I think it was made for college students.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've said this on the podcast, but
Speaker 2: Yak yak at u c l A was like vile.
Speaker 2: It was like people fucking and stuff, and I wasn't
Speaker 2: really doing Wait.
Speaker 3: What does people mean?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: Like they were posting them fucking Yeah, but what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Oh, making love?
Speaker 3: But some people don't deal with love like spiritual being
Speaker 3: and I only understand love and connection, not fucking or whatever.
Speaker 3: But keep going, keep going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be like people getting there dick sucked
Speaker 2: and stuff, and I would.
Speaker 3: Like, what's the link?
Speaker 2: I I don't have the link, but I just remember
Speaker 2: people were like, dude, there's.
Speaker 1: So many videos of what he's talking about on the internet.
Speaker 1: You don't need that link. Do you know what porn
Speaker 1: is no, he is spiritually inclined. He does not know
Speaker 1: what the P word is.
Speaker 2: Don't we just don't see you for like two weeks.
Speaker 3: You just introduced me to my dark side. But yeah,
Speaker 3: on yik yak, I think I might have talked about
Speaker 3: this too as well, if if you've talked about it.
Speaker 3: But it was just like a bunch of people like
Speaker 3: exposing everybody in high school and like like saying the
Speaker 3: rumors publicly, so like everybody could see them. And I
Speaker 3: did not know this was a rumor about me, but
Speaker 3: apparently this was talked about. But like I was driving
Speaker 3: and getting RoadHead from someone and I had a seizure
Speaker 3: and crashed, and like that was the rumor about me
Speaker 3: in high school, was that I was getting RoadHead, I
Speaker 3: had a seizure and I crashed. Like that was put
Speaker 3: everywhere on Yak yak, and it was all it was
Speaker 3: like most liked or the day or whatever. The system
Speaker 3: was like literally insane, and then like all the other
Speaker 3: ones were so like mellow, like blah blah blah cheated
Speaker 3: and blah blah blah, like blah blah Blah's dad is
Speaker 3: in jail.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was. I was homecoming king in high school.
Speaker 3: I can actually look that up and I saw videos
Speaker 3: of your high school because you showed me and you
Speaker 3: weren't the homecoming king. Damn.
Speaker 1: I just like that. It's the thing is when you.
Speaker 3: Lie home coming with you and two ends king from masturbation,
Speaker 3: that's what you were homecoming king? More like at home coming?
Speaker 2: Okay, you got me.
Speaker 1: Also, Kai, just for future reference, When you lie, you're
Speaker 1: supposed to say something kind of believable, like oh, on
Speaker 1: my way here, somebody pushed me over and I like
Speaker 1: almost got a toushion because they just saw my face
Speaker 1: and I looked pushable to them. Like then I would
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I'm sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 1: That does sound believable.
Speaker 2: I think me being the homecoming king is believable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not to me.
Speaker 1: I'm six to one, pure not though we already talked
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 3: You're five foot three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're not gonna lie. You're not gonna use
Speaker 1: our platform to lie to them. You're not using this
Speaker 1: You're not using this platform.
Speaker 3: Do you want to know someone who's actually six to one?
Speaker 3: Me six'. Four ACTUALLY i just hit my gross spread.
Speaker 3: Again did y'all see the picture of me. Dunking that
Speaker 3: photo is. Crazy do you see my?
Speaker 2: Balance it looked like a still from A pixar. Movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, WELL I i like showed it To. DREW i was,
Speaker 1: like oh my, god you like got really.
Speaker 3: Hot AND i was, like what the? FUCK i didn't
Speaker 3: KNOW i could jump that. High we'll insert it right.
Speaker 2: NOW i got it all.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah BUT i LIKE i have. BOUNCE i can
Speaker 3: dunk now on Reggae lasian. Hoops, Like i'm thinking about
Speaker 3: starting a basketball league with me and my friends and
Speaker 3: like or a team at least and.
Speaker 1: Enjoying a league would look like.
Speaker 3: Ship oh we would. Suck that would suck so? Bad how?
Speaker 3: Funny would like You.
Speaker 1: Bason, Kai Zamar, Christian Josh. Lucas at least it would
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 3: Join, yeah but, no we were me And mason. Already
Speaker 3: they it would.
Speaker 1: Literally be A lisa And Mason carrien.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: NO i actually seen A lisa, play but she loves
Speaker 1: to brag that she can really play her ASS i
Speaker 1: best she can.
Speaker 3: Play BUT i do.
Speaker 1: Believe it Because i'm, like you were bored like, that?
Speaker 1: Huh like she, did like she said that when she
Speaker 1: first went to. College she would literally just like go
Speaker 1: to the basketball court and play with like anybody who's. Playing,
Speaker 1: yeah but like you sound like you were that bored.
Speaker 3: SOMETIMES i was just Telling, MASON i was, like imagine
Speaker 3: how funny it would be if like we started a
Speaker 3: team and like in an innermural league that like the
Speaker 3: audience is supposed to be three, people but LIKE i
Speaker 3: blow up the spot one day and like have like
Speaker 3: five thousand people show up and LIKE i.
Speaker 1: Like the scene From Space jame.
Speaker 3: Exactly but like fuck up and like, EVERYBODY i suck at,
Speaker 3: basketball so like really. Funny actually KNOW i am randomly
Speaker 3: good at? Basketball, okay, NO i randomly. AM i swear to, GOD.
Speaker 1: I ironed drew basketball like for the first time in
Speaker 1: his adult, life like a. Year are you gonna?
Speaker 3: CRY i burst my throat fucking, hurts. Y'all i'm gonna
Speaker 3: make a. Mixtape i'm gonna make a mix. Tape i'm
Speaker 3: gonna make a mix tape like a, Distrack, no like
Speaker 3: A hooper's. Mixtape if you were a Real, hooper you
Speaker 3: wouldn't know what a mixtape.
Speaker 1: WAS i was. Elite i'm here back to being my
Speaker 1: like my amniche driven uncle in the backseat of my
Speaker 1: car BECAUSE i brought who we were? With was it
Speaker 1: with jow? Sign oh big?
Speaker 3: Boy driving?
Speaker 1: Around and he, goes big, boy big, boy big what
Speaker 1: is that is? That? Is is that just a? Song
Speaker 1: and then we were like uh, yeah and then he
Speaker 1: just went silent, again and we kept talking and, goes
Speaker 1: what are THE i need a big, BOY i need
Speaker 1: a Big what are the lyrics to? That and then
Speaker 1: we were like you just said them and he was
Speaker 1: like oh, okay went silent again and then was, like
Speaker 1: wait was that FOR? Snl or like is that a real?
Speaker 1: Song and we were, like, dude what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you asking us right? Now it was literally like he
Speaker 1: kept asking, things going dead silent as if he was
Speaker 1: looking it up and then asking, us and we were, like, dude.
Speaker 3: Yes all valid. Questions. Sorry you see what happens when
Speaker 3: you silence people bad, shit when you don't allow people
Speaker 3: to ask. Questions what the bad thing? Happened just look?
Speaker 3: Around look, around look around the. Room no but genuinely look,
Speaker 3: around And i'm going to become one of those.
Speaker 1: Oh and so basically he did that and then three
Speaker 1: seconds LATER i just hear basketball clips playing from his.
Speaker 1: Phone really LOAD i thought you to look it, up
Speaker 1: but he didn't look it. Up he moved on immediately
Speaker 1: and start watching.
Speaker 2: Basketball you're not a, hooper you're, geriatric and.
Speaker 3: You should kill. Yourself oh, Oh i'm the bad guy.
Speaker 2: Now don't say. Anything make him feel bad for what
Speaker 2: he said to.
Speaker 3: Me and you should kill.
Speaker 1: Yourself your name must Be Billie eilish because you're the bad.
Speaker 4: Guy, Bruh i'm the bad. Guy i'm seriously fucking. Done
Speaker 4: i'm fucking done all of. You but, yeah he's back.
Speaker 1: To being like the inside person like because also what
Speaker 1: makes it so eerie Is drew is dead silent the
Speaker 1: whole car, ride and then that's what bursts out his
Speaker 1: mouth and then he gets really silent.
Speaker 3: After, again just wait TILL i kill, someone UNTIL i blow,
Speaker 3: Up just wait TILL i blow.
Speaker 1: Up where do do.
Speaker 3: Roadblocks that roadblocks? MUSIC i was.
Speaker 1: Never on, roadblocks, Dude we're already at the. POINT i
Speaker 1: was AT MoMA and there was an exhibit thing for
Speaker 1: video games And minecraft was one of the like.
Speaker 3: Videos it makes. Sense, wow it's like the world's biggest. Game.
Speaker 3: Damn that was ten years, ago twelve.
Speaker 1: Years ago When minecraft.
Speaker 3: Started, YEAH i mean WHEN i started playing BECAUSE i
Speaker 3: was an early. ADOPTER i was an early.
Speaker 2: ADOPTER i played The java VERSION.
Speaker 3: I played like, Before.
Speaker 1: Like you PROBABLY i played that one, too BUT i
Speaker 1: only had A mac and My mac sounded like it
Speaker 1: was going to, explode SO i had to get it
Speaker 1: off of there really.
Speaker 3: QUICK i would. Play my brother had A, MacBook one
Speaker 3: of those, white one of the white, ones and the.
Speaker 3: Screen so this is WHEN i had my knee. Surgery
Speaker 3: my brother gave me That MacBook and the screen was
Speaker 3: broken on, it but if you connected it like via The,
Speaker 3: hdmi and they didn't Have, hdmi then it was like
Speaker 3: the blue cable h to like a MONITOR i could.
Speaker 3: Play SO i sat on the couch for like an
Speaker 3: entire week of healing Playing minecraft on a Broken, MacBook
Speaker 3: and it honestly was so lit and it was so
Speaker 3: funny because like one of my really close friends didn't
Speaker 3: know what surgery was at the, time and he THOUGHT
Speaker 3: i literally was, dying so he like he came over
Speaker 3: with like the craziest gift Basket i've ever gotten in my,
Speaker 3: life like so much expensive, Shit like he was literally
Speaker 3: like making a wish for. Me it was like a
Speaker 3: make a wish. Basket it was like because that nineteen
Speaker 3: was like hot shit or at that, time and it
Speaker 3: was all the most exclusive vat nineteen cool. Shit and,
Speaker 3: YES i got the know the gummy. Bear and then
Speaker 3: later that, week WHEN i could start walking, again we
Speaker 3: microwaved it and destroyed my mom's. Tupperware she was so fucking.
Speaker 3: Pissed but we microwaved and melted it down and made
Speaker 3: like a big giant. Gummy and THEN i went outside
Speaker 3: and found a dead snake and dissected it on the
Speaker 3: propane tank BECAUSE i wanted to see the insides of.
Speaker 3: It and my parents were, like, oh my fucking, god
Speaker 3: like is he? Okay, like actually you.
Speaker 1: Don't that doesn't sound.
Speaker 3: Good not on some serial killer. SHIT i just wanted
Speaker 3: to see the. INSIDES i wanted to see.
Speaker 1: Literally the star of every serial. PILLAR i just want
Speaker 1: to see the.
Speaker 3: Inside, WELL i just wanted to see like its. Systems
Speaker 3: it was more of like, biology more, biology less killer, instinct.
Speaker 3: Okay and THEN i found a cicada that there was
Speaker 3: actually controversy over this WHEN i first started The. Internet
Speaker 3: BUT i found a dead cicada AND i put it
Speaker 3: on my shoe and it was, dead AND i lit
Speaker 3: it on. Fire it was like one photo of it
Speaker 3: on my shoe and the next photo of it on.
Speaker 3: Fire and people were, LIKE i can't believe you would
Speaker 3: kill a cicada for a, bit AND i was, like
Speaker 3: it was already, dead AND i was, like you need
Speaker 3: to chill the fuck. Out and, see that's Why i'm
Speaker 3: a more spiritual, being.
Speaker 1: Because you were sending bugs on fire when you were a.
Speaker 3: Kid NOW i don't kill. Bugs there's still a spider
Speaker 3: in the hallway BECAUSE i will not let him. DIE
Speaker 3: i just haven't gotten around to getting him.
Speaker 1: YET i think he's. Dead you THINK i think he
Speaker 1: died in there because he's been in that cup for
Speaker 1: like four. Days are you gonna? Cry that cannot be you?
Speaker 1: Crying oh you swallowed. It. FUCK i was gonna say,
Speaker 1: something but, see this is what happens WHEN i don't interrupt,
Speaker 1: people because NOW i don't know WHAT i was gonna
Speaker 1: say BECAUSE i was too busy. Listening and that's why
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that when you're in a conversation with,
Speaker 1: somebody because you just forget the things you want to.
Speaker 1: Say it is you're supposed to prioritize what you want to,
Speaker 1: say not.
Speaker 3: Listening it is so hard to have conversations with people.
Speaker 1: Nowadays, yeah just nobody wants to let you interrupt.
Speaker 3: Them, everybody no one wants to, work and no one
Speaker 3: wants to. Talk everybody wants to be. Honest have you
Speaker 3: seen how kids play tag? Nowadays they poke each other On?
Speaker 3: Facebook have you seen? That means they poke each other On? Facebook? Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah you poke your?
Speaker 1: It, WOW i REALLY i have nothing to.
Speaker 3: Say, OH i got a lot to. SAY i was
Speaker 3: giving you your time to, speak but let me get
Speaker 3: back in the.
Speaker 1: MIND i just forgot WHAT i was gonna. Say SO
Speaker 1: i don't have anything to. Say i'm enjoying watching you.
Speaker 3: Talk my brother saw me brushing my tongue WHEN i
Speaker 3: was brushing my, teeth and he was, like that's, gay
Speaker 3: AND i was, LIKE i was like what he was
Speaker 3: being dead serious, too maybe though out.
Speaker 1: Him for being literally one of the dirtiest humans on the.
Speaker 1: Planet that's crazy to have never brushed your.
Speaker 3: Tongue, YEAH i, know it was. Vile and THEN i was, like, oh,
Speaker 3: like do you have a tongue? SCRAPER i can give
Speaker 3: you a second, one and he was like, NO i
Speaker 3: don't want. That and then on top of, that, Uh
Speaker 3: Nikokado avocado lives thirty minutes away from my hometown in
Speaker 3: this same. Town, really oh. YEAH i don't want to
Speaker 3: say that loud BECAUSE i want to make a documentary on,
Speaker 3: him but they live in the same fucking hometown and
Speaker 3: they're always going To walmart down, there and LIKE i,
Speaker 3: NEVER i.
Speaker 1: Just can't stop.
Speaker 3: COMING i really just can't stop. Coming that's another one
Speaker 3: of those references that we say all the time that, like,
Speaker 3: no no one, knows.
Speaker 1: Like select, few like when we did the was that
Speaker 1: a good price or just?
Speaker 3: Whatever, yeah it's for. Y'ALL i just can't stop. Coming
Speaker 3: BUT i don't EVEN i Think josiah recorded.
Speaker 1: That, No josiah is the one who has, it BECAUSE
Speaker 1: i REMEMBER i was explaining it's someone had tried to
Speaker 1: show them BUT i couldn't find. It and it was
Speaker 1: just from an ig story of his that he. Posted
Speaker 1: And josiah's just a freak and literally anything he finds
Speaker 1: funny he saves it to his. PHONE i just don't
Speaker 1: do that. ANYMORE i used to do that a, lot
Speaker 1: as like a, teenager and THEN i stopped BECAUSE i
Speaker 1: REALIZED i would look through my camera roll and it
Speaker 1: would be like eight million random things THAT i had
Speaker 1: no actual personal connection.
Speaker 3: To i'm so sad about my camera. ROLL i got
Speaker 3: very since that meme. Account like it's like seventeen thousand
Speaker 3: screenshots and like three real. Photos BUT i feed the
Speaker 3: people and people want to get mad at. Me they
Speaker 3: want to get pissed at me when they're, Like i'm
Speaker 3: the One i'm always sending you, Memes i'm always sending you,
Speaker 3: videos And i'm, like, bitch you follow my meme account
Speaker 3: with four thousand fucking posts THAT i have scoured The
Speaker 3: internet and the. Earth you, say, like you don't.
Speaker 1: Use your iPhone eighteen hours a.
Speaker 3: Day it's a hard fucking job THAT i do for
Speaker 3: free for, people and they don't fucking respect me for.
Speaker 3: IT i. Do you don't even like my shit? Anymore,
Speaker 3: WELL i KNOW i likes my shit.
Speaker 1: ANYMORE i don't like anything On. Instagram it's actually really.
Speaker 1: Bad Sometimes i'll go to a friend's page And i'll
Speaker 1: look through it And i'm, LIKE i haven't liked any
Speaker 1: of their posts for like seven, months AND i was,
Speaker 1: like for some, reason that feels really, Evil and Then
Speaker 1: i'll go through and like. Things but Then i'm, like
Speaker 1: NOW i just look Like i'm like kissing ass and
Speaker 1: like trying to like get someone's. Attention but it's literally
Speaker 1: like like SOMETIMES i go To orion's, Page i'm, like, OH.
Speaker 3: I Was that's WHAT i was gonna. SAY i was
Speaker 3: gonna say orian as my uh.
Speaker 1: Like who you? Hello that scared? Me that' count me.
Speaker 2: Horny, honestly you have sigma eyebrows. Sigma yeah that's, good, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah do The yeah you can do. It now do
Speaker 3: you purse your? Lips, yeah you can do.
Speaker 1: It why can't you purse your lips and do that
Speaker 1: with your eyebs at the same. Time, yeah you just
Speaker 1: it's like you had to really like good.
Speaker 3: Though, YEAH i just got a fucking boner on.
Speaker 2: Screen, Really i'll blur. It i'll put a one pixel
Speaker 2: by one pixel.
Speaker 1: BLUR i, started uh because it's, small.
Speaker 3: More like a two hundred by two hundred.
Speaker 2: Pixel, blur SO i don't think would be.
Speaker 3: THAT i meant two hundred. Thousand, okay, RIGHT i need
Speaker 3: to get not a, rhinoplasty but not a nose, job
Speaker 3: because this too, much the whistling out of my. Nose
Speaker 3: i've become self.
Speaker 1: Aware you woke up this morning and said you felt
Speaker 1: a little sick and had a sore.
Speaker 3: Throat, no, no this is watch every single episode we've ever.
Speaker 3: RECORDED i, remember on like the fourth, episode someone commented was,
Speaker 3: LIKE i fucking love this, podcast but the nose whistling
Speaker 3: is too much AND i can't watch.
Speaker 2: IT i have heard every single, episode maybe at least,
Speaker 2: twice And i've never.
Speaker 3: Known, yeah because you're immune to it because you see
Speaker 3: me every. Day but go back, listen you'll hear. It
Speaker 3: you don't have a, Whistle, NO i. DON'T i have
Speaker 3: a whistle BECAUSE i have a dedd and my bugle.
Speaker 1: Fat consider me one of the like perfect. Specimens like
Speaker 1: a lot of people are, like, wow she's like, healthy,
Speaker 1: corgeous big, tits, awesome.
Speaker 3: Puss, yeah the, ladder, yeah the, two the two.
Speaker 1: Lass but you don't Think i'm perfect in other?
Speaker 3: Ways, no your body. Is damn you're. Perfect BUT i
Speaker 3: think that about. Everyone if you have a boobs and
Speaker 3: a vagiant, perfect and you have a boobs and a
Speaker 3: vaginant that you're.
Speaker 2: Perfect to, ME i will, say you guys both have
Speaker 2: really good. Noses thank, you thank.
Speaker 3: You secure about my. Beak, RECENTLY i just realized IF
Speaker 3: i didn't have a big fucking, face and a giant
Speaker 3: head THAT i would have a giant like a.
Speaker 1: Giant literally every. Face if you shrinked down somebody's, face
Speaker 1: your nose would.
Speaker 3: Look, yeah BUT i just have an abnormally large face and.
Speaker 1: Head, no your head is perfect for your. Body BECAUSE
Speaker 1: i saw someone recently AND i was, like, damn you
Speaker 1: have a big. Head but not someone in our friend.
Speaker 1: Group it was somebody, else BUT i like was seeing
Speaker 1: them AND i was, like oh my, god you got
Speaker 1: a big.
Speaker 3: Head Well i'm going to get a head reduction. Surgery
Speaker 3: can you do?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: No, no because they would have to shave down your.
Speaker 3: Skull, yeah.
Speaker 1: Bullshit WHEN i was a, KID i accidentally made my
Speaker 1: brother break his. Nose that's. It we were at the
Speaker 1: park and we were riding bikes AND i didn't see
Speaker 1: him coming around the corner AND i didn't, move but
Speaker 1: he didn't know how to ride a, bike AND i
Speaker 1: should have moved and like, stopped BUT i panicked AND
Speaker 1: i just kept, going and then he veered off the
Speaker 1: path and hid his face into a tree and broke his.
Speaker 3: Nose oh, no, yeah, Yeah, well your brother's fucking pussy
Speaker 3: because if that were me and that tree squaring up the,
Speaker 3: tree reason notes would have been.
Speaker 1: BROKEN i don't think you know what a tree.
Speaker 3: Is i'm looking at a few right. Now, okay SO
Speaker 3: i know what you're.
Speaker 1: STUPID i just SOMETIMES i can't tell if you're in
Speaker 1: this reality or if you like know who you.
Speaker 3: Are it's crazy how people Think i'm.
Speaker 1: Stupid, no no one said. THAT i just don't think
Speaker 1: you know you're a.
Speaker 3: Person i'm not fucking. Stupid holy, SHIT i didn't say, that.
Speaker 2: Dude you need to chill.
Speaker 3: OUT i was accepted in A nasa space. Camp shut,
Speaker 3: up like.
Speaker 1: That being something you wrote.
Speaker 3: DOWN i actually didn't write it. DOWN i saw something
Speaker 3: that looked LIKE, nasa and that came into my. BRAIN
Speaker 3: i SAW asl and thought OF. Nasa why because it's an.
Speaker 3: Acronym they look like the same AS. Nasa, yeah LIKE
Speaker 3: nasa is always all. Capitalized it was three capital. Letters oh,
Speaker 3: sorry my brain makes insane fucking connections that y'all cannot
Speaker 3: comprehend because it's so fucking massive and there's so much
Speaker 3: space in there that it's become.
Speaker 1: Come out like really.
Speaker 3: Stupid you're gonna call your gay child, stupid.
Speaker 1: Not for being, gay but just because they're. Stupid just how,
Speaker 1: LIKE i call you, stupid not because you're, gay but
Speaker 1: because you're.
Speaker 2: Stupid what do you mean he's.
Speaker 3: Gay let's get one thing. Gay i'm, straight.
Speaker 1: Kh i'd like like that about. YOU i really like
Speaker 1: that about.
Speaker 3: You i'm a, straight fucking masculine.
Speaker 1: And you're not afraid to put your foot down and
Speaker 1: talk over people and make them feel like.
Speaker 3: Nothing see WHEN i started d masculine, Energy kai cannot
Speaker 3: look at. Me he has to look away WHEN i
Speaker 3: look at.
Speaker 2: Him, dude.
Speaker 3: You see you? Too you?
Speaker 1: Too, well that's because you make me, nervous because like
Speaker 1: what we just did reminded me of how good our
Speaker 1: sex life is used to.
Speaker 3: Be you're not putting out. Anymore, well that's Because i'm
Speaker 3: on my.
Speaker 1: Period and you said you hate When i'm on my
Speaker 1: period because.
Speaker 3: Periods a nasty and. Stinky, YEAH i.
Speaker 1: SEE i told you that's what you always say to.
Speaker 1: Me you're, like fucking put a cork in that damn.
Speaker 1: Hole it stinks and like, shit you always say.
Speaker 3: That to, me and it changes her pad in my fucking.
Speaker 3: Bathroom it sells like dog searcher.
Speaker 1: Sectary it's. CRAZY i used to my. PARENTS i think
Speaker 1: this is like a common. Thing that's told to. You
Speaker 1: my parents used to not let me eat eggs WHEN
Speaker 1: i was on my period because, LIKE i don't know
Speaker 1: if this is just a lot and, think because they
Speaker 1: still do it with my little. Siblings but it's, like
Speaker 1: you can't have eggs on your period because it makes
Speaker 1: your period stink. More But i've never done that in
Speaker 1: my adult, life and eggs don't make a.
Speaker 3: Difference did you look into that period like not working
Speaker 3: out on your period, stuff because that was actually REALLY
Speaker 3: i was, like really.
Speaker 1: Cares i'm gonna look into. It but it fully is a,
Speaker 1: thing Like i've looked it up just and like what
Speaker 1: Basic google. Searches it's, like, yeah you shouldn't be doing
Speaker 1: like super intense workouts when you're on your period because
Speaker 1: it's basically like you're overworking for. NOTHING i wonder your
Speaker 1: period is going to affect the way your body is like,
Speaker 1: handling like muscle memory and, Shit like it's you're basically
Speaker 1: doing nothing for, nothing and you're gonna make your period
Speaker 1: more harmful or like you're gonna hurt. Yourself like if
Speaker 1: you're somebody who gets, cramped you're probably just gonna give
Speaker 1: yourself more.
Speaker 3: CRE i solid TikTok about like a really like this
Speaker 3: girl was, Like i'm a health freaking these are like my,
Speaker 3: habits and like the very last slide was, like was.
Speaker 1: That the one that was the, one because that was
Speaker 1: the girl who was, Like, OH i do yoga every
Speaker 1: day and, night and then on my, PERIOD i do
Speaker 1: like different.
Speaker 3: Workouts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well and if you're like on your period and
Speaker 2: you have to lift, something just hit mirror drew.
Speaker 1: Up, yeah just like how y'all were so quick to
Speaker 1: open that up? There, Yeah i'm sure.
Speaker 2: You're my hand was, SHAKING i, know you literally.
Speaker 3: Like, This you're, like how do we know there's not
Speaker 3: a critter up? There and it just knocked it?
Speaker 1: Over so what y'all never had? RATS i had rats
Speaker 1: as a. Kid not, rats but like there was like
Speaker 1: an era in my childhood home where there was always
Speaker 1: fucking mice because they would get through the netting of
Speaker 1: all the windows and then like would just get inside
Speaker 1: and it was so. Annoying AND i remember like as a,
Speaker 1: kid like sneaking around to get, snacks but they were
Speaker 1: sneaking around. Too, yeah we're literally fighting for.
Speaker 3: The floor their crumbs.
Speaker 1: Together we were fighting for the floor in the, kitchen
Speaker 1: and they would always win BECAUSE i would get so.
Speaker 3: Scared we would get mice because our cats would like
Speaker 3: go hunting in the backyard because before our cats were inside,
Speaker 3: cats they were inside outside, cats and we had like
Speaker 3: a cat door installed and they would run. Inside they
Speaker 3: would go, outside catch a, rat come, inside and drop
Speaker 3: it off in our house like a, gift like thank
Speaker 3: you for taking care of, Me like you're so fucking,
Speaker 3: stupid you can't hunt for. Yourself so here's a mouse
Speaker 3: THAT i caught for. You but they wouldn't kill it
Speaker 3: because they want us to kill it and eat, it
Speaker 3: and then them ice would just run around and breath
Speaker 3: in our, home fed.
Speaker 1: UP i WISH i had an outdoor. Cat azel would
Speaker 1: never do. That, ALSO i Mentioned azul in the last,
Speaker 1: episode AND i realized some people don't know THAT i
Speaker 1: have a cat name A, Zola AND i saw a
Speaker 1: comment that was like who the fuck is?
Speaker 3: Hisol LIKE i didn't why are they holding this human? Cat?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's they were literally like, OH i thought like
Speaker 1: she was talking about holding a human until she said
Speaker 1: that it pissed all over her AND i was like,
Speaker 1: Whoa like you're not going to touch on that and
Speaker 1: then they realized it was a. Cat but that's my.
Speaker 3: Cat i'm gonna touch on.
Speaker 1: That you don't know where that. Is we've talked about.
Speaker 1: This it's like a big.
Speaker 3: Problem IT'S i just said it because like that's what people.
Speaker 3: Say but me And ki both agree that that's a.
Speaker 1: Myth i'm just confused because there's thing where y'all, say
Speaker 1: like y'all act like you like respect, women unexpecting, women expecting.
Speaker 3: Women that is us expecting.
Speaker 2: Women we do respect, women but we also are like
Speaker 2: calling out the.
Speaker 3: Bullshit we see it how it.
Speaker 1: Is but you don't listen to women who say that
Speaker 1: that's like.
Speaker 2: Real BUT i mean you don't, know you don't know
Speaker 2: what you're talking. About, oh like we've done a lot of.
Speaker 3: Research let the men do the logical.
Speaker 1: Thinking let the men do the Mid it is, Hurting
Speaker 1: like my head hurts just from that like short.
Speaker 3: Conversation but, yeah like that's kind of life and like
Speaker 3: what's been going, on and like we're kind of just
Speaker 3: like figuring your shit, Out like as.
Speaker 1: We, Go i'm going to finger you.
Speaker 3: Out i'm fingering it, out.
Speaker 1: All, Right, well she begans to some, MEDIA i watched
Speaker 1: this movie Working girls and actually really liked, it even
Speaker 1: though it literally took three. Days but it only took
Speaker 1: three days to watch BECAUSE i started With drew and
Speaker 1: Then drew fall asleep and THEN i was, like, okay
Speaker 1: Like i'm gonna pause it and like finish it with,
Speaker 1: him AND i was, like do you want to finish this?
Speaker 1: Movie and he was like, no AND i was, like,
Speaker 1: oh, okay and THEN i like picked it back up when
Speaker 1: we were with our friends BECAUSE i was, Like i'm
Speaker 1: just gonna play this while we like figure out what
Speaker 1: we're gonna. Watch and then everybody very obviously didn't want
Speaker 1: to finish, it AND i was, like, oh, Okay i'll change,
Speaker 1: it and THEN i changed it and THEN i had
Speaker 1: to finish it. Alone but it actually was really. Good
Speaker 1: and that's my, story so fuck, you. Bitch and then
Speaker 1: my musical my musical media of the week is Actually
Speaker 1: i'm gonna ask put. THIS i like this, song BUT
Speaker 1: i need somebody to tell me what this song sounds.
Speaker 1: Like it's just A girl by The Pale. Fountains for some,
Speaker 1: reason it sounds like A christmas song to, me but
Speaker 1: like A Latin christmas, song BUT i can't think of,
Speaker 1: it and, like maybe it doesn't sound like, one And
Speaker 1: i'm just like chripping and it sounds like something, else
Speaker 1: but tell me if it. Does BUT i also do
Speaker 1: like that, song AND i think it sounds very good
Speaker 1: drinking at a. STREAM i THINK i already said. That,
Speaker 1: Actually i've already said the do feels thing run To
Speaker 1: me By Candy, Side and, WAIT i already said that. Too,
Speaker 1: Wow i've been listening to the same ship as last,
Speaker 1: week SO i don't THINK i have Any.
Speaker 3: You've also just been on such like an eighties tip in,
Speaker 3: general like, Fashion like in the last like week and
Speaker 3: a half That i've been with, you it's been like
Speaker 3: only eighties content you've been. CONSUMING i love the.
Speaker 1: Eighties i've always had an affinity for the eighties because
Speaker 1: WHEN i was growing, up my parents like really really
Speaker 1: fucked with, Eighties SO i listened to a lot of
Speaker 1: music from the. Eighties But i've been on a big
Speaker 1: tip of. That and then, like If i'm not listening
Speaker 1: to anything like that That i've already said, That i'm
Speaker 1: literally listening to Ice by, Still Like i'm just not
Speaker 1: Like i'm in a perpetual.
Speaker 3: Loop my media is banking With Wick, Shaanning Bin Laden
Speaker 3: i've been listening to a lot Of Shawne Bin. Laden
Speaker 3: he's really fucking. Cool and THEN i actually been looking
Speaker 3: Based Down low by DEV i like my beats fast
Speaker 3: and my based Down Based. Down, ALSO i have been
Speaker 3: wanting to make music Like Crystal castle since the first
Speaker 3: Time i've heard. Them what's the guy's name fuck? Him,
Speaker 3: YEAH i don't, know but, yeah they canceled. Guy, YEAH
Speaker 3: i just want to make that very. Clear he sucks,
Speaker 3: balls but their music is so. Good their music is fucking.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 3: Uh and THEN.
Speaker 2: I think that he didn't even make the, music the
Speaker 2: guy that got, canceled.
Speaker 3: He was an evil. ENTITY i think his.
Speaker 2: Brother or something made the. Music that's. Crazy, yeah and
Speaker 2: he was just like the.
Speaker 3: Face, yeah that is. Crazy gretel By ALEX g kind
Speaker 3: of been liking. Recently you showed me that Song kai
Speaker 3: and then uh, oh this is the one thinking of,
Speaker 3: you thinking of me Bogged. IN i can't say his last,
Speaker 3: name but you'll find it if you look it.
Speaker 2: Up.
Speaker 3: Razinski, yeah that fucking person is amazing.
Speaker 1: MUSIC i want to go to a record. Store that's.
Speaker 2: All that's.
Speaker 1: It that's ALL i was gonna.
Speaker 3: Say thank, You you're. Welcome i'd be. DOWN i want
Speaker 3: to go to back to A cd. Store BUT i
Speaker 3: have a list Not, amoba but, like, yeah something something
Speaker 3: a little, different maybe Even. Amiba BUT i have like
Speaker 3: a list of like two hundred albums THAT i want
Speaker 3: to collect ON cd before like the end of the,
Speaker 3: year which like that is so unrealistic because that is
Speaker 3: so much. Money AND i won't do.
Speaker 1: That if they're like older albums but not super if
Speaker 1: they're not all super, cutty CDs are really. Cheap that's
Speaker 1: like the only REASON i really started my collection is
Speaker 1: because unless you're looking into like soundtracks are like really
Speaker 1: like specific, albums they're usually easily like. Accessible we need
Speaker 1: to go to Book off because that's where you're gonna
Speaker 1: get CDs for a. Dollar could be A cd.
Speaker 3: Blowing up the spot that Book. Off yeahs fucking.
Speaker 1: LIT i was trying to start a fire in our.
Speaker 3: House he just turn up the. Propane does you have
Speaker 3: a lighter right? Now? Kay don't like? That don't don't like.
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