WEBVTT - drew ate the fortnite burger 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:23.439 Welcome to this episode of Hello, Oh there are you 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.000 here yet? Hey? Look at me? 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:26.560 Where'd you? 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:29.000 Where'd you go? We're home? 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:32.800 Hey, look at me, We're home. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:40.320 Thank you. On this episode of We're Home, I'm Drew Phillips, 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:45.040 I'm and you Mansur and this is unmedicated a d 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.160 HD you. Well, the intro. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.200 We didn't really do the intro, but it's like us 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.279 dancing around and it's literally the most like opposite of 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:02.320 what we would ever do to scare people. Yeah, should 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.400 we just make the intro like ten minutes long so 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:06.119 that like it like cuts out the amount of time 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:06.600 we have to talk? 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:11.679 Yes, we should also try doing like a normal episode 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.640 because I mean, like a normy podcast episode. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.320 That would actually be so awesome, But I don't know 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.759 that would freak me out. It would be like yesterday, 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.399 how we both felt like super normal and it was 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.120 like scaring us. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:24.600 Yeah, like normal people scared me. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:27.119 That's okay. I was going to say that, but I 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.240 was scared because I don't want to offend the normal 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.280 people scared, but like they scare me, like something is 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:32.880 wrong with them. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:36.200 I'm talking to you. Yeah, No, Normy Core is going 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.479 to come back in a very big way, very soon, 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:42.399 specifically for me. Yeah, I'm just going to like age 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.280 into like being normal pilled, and it's going to be awesome. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:48.880 I've been feeling that, but like normal as in like 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:54.240 eighteen thirty five, like no technology. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.160 Victorian past. 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.440 Yeah, like that, that's the normal to see. I'm going for, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.200 Like why do I need it? Everything I have? Like 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.600 why do I need need need? Why don't I just 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.480 accept what I have and like move on? 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:09.480 I want more and more and more and more. And 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:13.240 it's such a bad habit because I have everything I 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.240 need right in front of me. 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.480 Oh my god, are you looking at me? 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:19.840 I'm looking at your boobs. Andy. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:23.480 I thought you were like for once like talking about 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.520 me as a person and not like a sexual Like 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:27.440 that's impossible. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:32.160 To talk about to talk about a female that way. 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.680 You know, I'm more than like it. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.799 Only took me five seconds of misogynistic this episode. 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:43.080 That's a good record for you. Like usually it's like 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:45.000 im media out the gate. You look at me and 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:49.840 something just clicks in your head. Yesterday me and Drew 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:54.359 had literally like the most ghostly day I think we've 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:55.320 had in a long time. 0:02:55.680 --> 0:03:00.400 It was really crazy and it felt you know what 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:02.560 it felt like, and I described it in the car, 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.480 but it felt like we had I didn't say this, 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.080 but it felt like we had taken adderall and like 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.520 that that is like who we were supposed to be, 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:14.400 Like yeah, without our like ailments, whatever is going on 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:18.359 in our fucking brains, But like it was so dry 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.880 and like we really tried. We really tried to like 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:26.240 make it. We were like, let's go buy cactuss and 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.040 be weird and like that. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.640 Still it wasn't doing it. It was just like dead silent. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:33.000 And also, for the first time ever, I wanted to 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.520 go home so bad, but I was like, there's nothing 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.680 there for me right now, and like I will probably 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:43.520 only deteriorate faster into like oblivion and like fall into 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.800 Fortnite for six hours and like fully disconnect from my. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.440 Right when you came home, you were like, oh my god, 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:51.480 I can't wait to play Fortnite and forget I exist, 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:53.680 And I was like, that is so fucking real. 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.960 Like that is literally why I like like it so much, 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.320 because I get to spend three hours not existing. And 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.520 then I realized, because recently I've been better at playing 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.440 with friends, but I realized I don't like playing with 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:07.680 like friends who aren't in front of me or around me, 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:09.800 because it feels like a lot of work to have 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:11.800 to talk to them. And I'm like, I'm playing this 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:14.400 game alone right now, to forget I exist, not to 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.279 talk to people I know in real life because you 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.919 don't exist when I'm here. Yeah, it's stop joining my 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:20.760 party and watching me and trying to make me play 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:21.480 with you, because I'm not going. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:25.120 To play with you. Yeah. How does like the chat 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:28.839 room system work on Xbox and PlayStation? Like that? Shit 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:29.839 doesn't make sense to me? 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.400 Oh, like how they could just tap you in and out? 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:35.280 Yeah, it makes no sense. They need to add proximity 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:36.360 chat to Fortnite. 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:38.520 I want to hear little kids screaming. I say that, 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.840 but like I don't think the mass majority of kids 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:44.720 of people playing Fortnite anymore as kids, Like I think 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:46.320 it's like a lot of adults. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.160 I mean, yeah, it's like a lot of results adults. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:50.800 I've been using this word so much, But it's like 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.960 Fortnite's having It's like renaissance with like older people. Yea, 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:57.080 but like yeah, I think like it's still a lot 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:00.080 of kids though, because like that's all my nephew. You 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.919 like the popular You know what's crazy is the popular 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:06.040 kids in school and like elementary and middle school, Like 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.840 they're like cool because they play video games and they 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:09.359 play for it. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:10.440 That's so insane. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.480 Yeah, which is just but that's just like. 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.880 With like changed like iPhones now, like using your iPhone 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:17.320 makes you cool, and it used to make you a 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:20.320 loser who like wanted to get kidnapped. Yeah, like damn, well, 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:21.840 you want to get kidnapped, You hit your. 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.800 Family, want to get kidnapped. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:30.120 But like, but we we were literally not real yesterday. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:32.800 It didn't linger fully into today, but I still don't 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.840 feel like as real as I usually do. And I 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.520 said what I said to Dru. Like we also didn't 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.000 say anything to each other because I think we were 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.000 doing the thing where both of us didn't feel very good, 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.760 but we weren't trying to say it because we didn't 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:47.360 want to absorb, yeah, infect each other. But I woke 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.680 up and I was like, oh, we should go to 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.360 the farmer's market because we like going to the farmer's market, 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.640 even though we don't really cook and there's no reason 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.400 for us to be there. We just like being a part. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.719 Of the community and getting the vegetables, yeah, fruits and 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:00.840 letting them wrong. 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.679 Yeah, I just getting like two fruits each and putting 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:04.960 them in a bowl and being like, oh, I can't 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.840 wait to eat that, and then literally never eating it 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:10.560 because we have object what it was called permanence, and 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.800 we turn away from it. It doesn't exist. So you 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:15.800 might as well have not fucking bought that fruit. 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:19.440 We had object permanence yesterday. That's what it was. Like, 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:19.880 what's the. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:23.240 Other one when you don't like lack of. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:26.040 Maybe that's what it was like. I knew I was 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.400 way too aware of my surroundings and like even trying 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.279 to hold the conversation was just like far too much, 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.080 and I like couldn't hear anything anybody was saying. But 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.880 you know what I blame it on is fucking American 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:42.400 DELI trying to murder me, y'all. I we went to 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:46.279 this restaurant which is normally like it's lit as fuck, 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:47.040 it's normally so. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.520 Good, but it's good because it's a chicken wings. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.400 Yeah yeah, And I I was like trying to be 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:56.320 brave and bold and I got a fucking hamburger from 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:59.440 a burger Yeah. And I'm not kidding when I was 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.360 eating it. I was, damn, this is like I really 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:02.159 fucking it up. 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.520 Like it sat there forever because a bunch of friends 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.200 were over and we were like, oh, let's like watch 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.080 a movie and eat, and we were like sitting there 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:09.800 and it took so long to like pick a movie. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.920 We didn't end up even watching a fucking movie, cause 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:12.880 you can decide on one. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:13.520 It was so bad. 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.400 Everyone finished our food and I looked over to Dur 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.120 and he finally put something on and put it down 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:18.600 and like opened up his burger and he was like, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.480 this is gonna taste like shit. And I looked back 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.240 three minutes later and it was literally gone. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:25.840 I obliterated that fucking burger. And there was something in 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.240 the fucking oil or the grease. I don't know what 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.840 it was, but like almost immediately, my stomach started cramping, 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.560 and like I was like, oh, this is just like typical, 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.000 like oh, my stomach hurts every time I fucking eat 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.120 food in general, Like this is just what that is. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.440 But it kept like evolving, and it literally at one 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.240 point I thought like I was having like a period 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:46.320 or something like my ovaries were like shedding or their 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:48.960 uterine was shedding its lining or whatever, the uterine lining, 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:50.840 and I was like about to start bleeding through my 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:54.760 penis tip. But like I literally, I literally was sitting 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.920 there and I was trying so hard not to complain 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.800 because I was like, dude, like I'm always complaining about something, 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:01.920 like can I just shut the fuck for one time? 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:04.760 And then it started getting serious, and like I was 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.320 explaining it to Mason, I was like, I like my 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:11.960 vision started like unfocusing, and like I my eyes started wobbling. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.880 It was like really fucking scary. And then I started 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.800 getting like cold sweats, and I was like. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:19.440 Anytime you describe your eyes wobbling, like I don't, like 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.840 I've never once in my life experience that, So I. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.440 Like it was just it was a lot, and I 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:28.200 was just like sitting there and I like started like 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.160 like getting shortness of breath, and I was like, what 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:31.920 the fuck is going on with me? And then I 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.240 started getting like really fucking tired, and I was like, oh, 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.600 maybe I just need to nap, And then I was 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.120 just like no, cause like I don't want to ruin 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.000 the vibe. And then something came over me where I 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:42.720 like became a zombie and I was just like looking 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.800 at everybody, and like I couldn't understand what people were saying, 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.400 and like I didn't know what was a joke and 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.959 what was serious. And I just started getting like really 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.559 insecure in my head. It was like I was having 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.800 a fucking green out bad trip or something. So then 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:54.960 I just walked out of my room. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:56.800 Girl, you had the shroomburger. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:09:00.079 Yeah, literally, I had the Portabello schomburger, but it was 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:04.080 actually uh penis envy mushrooms. But I like I left 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:06.520 the living room without saying a fucking word to anybody. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.520 Because I was like he literally disappeared. And then I 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.199 was like, damn that burger got his ass. He literally 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:11.839 just like left. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.560 I was like, oh, I'm just gonna go lay down 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.280 for a second, like and just like recoup and then 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:19.080 I'll be fine. And I collapse on the bed, like 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:21.680 I literally collapse on the bed like you know dead bodies, 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:24.160 like like when their arms are all literally me on 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.760 the concrete in front of the house. When I got 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.920 too drunk, and I like started like feeling better, but 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.240 I still felt like shit. But it was so weird. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:34.120 I was like having like closed eyed hallucinations about like 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:37.239 just like the worship possible, and I was like spiraling 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:40.600 out of control, and like in that moment, I literally 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.559 was like I should like go out there and tell 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:44.160 them that I think I'm dying and so they can 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:45.520 take me to the hospital. But I was like I 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.560 always fucking do this, Like I'm always like I'm dying 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:48.960 and then I fall asleep and wake up the next 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:52.200 day and I'm fine. But for real, like I accepted 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.840 death from that goddamn burger. I lay. I like laid 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.880 there for probably thirty minutes, like having like hallucinations from 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:59.680 this grease or whatever. I don't know what the fuck 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.840 was going on, and then I like rose and I 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.520 was like there was a moment sauce. Yeah, literally, the 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.400 pink sauce. There was like a moment where I was 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:09.240 like literally like trying to move my hands because I couldn't. 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.320 I didn't know if it like had paralyzed me or something. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:12.520 And I think the only. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.560 Person who can put yourself into sickness just from. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.680 Thinking about it, and I like, I like literally was 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.400 like trying to move my hands and I was like, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.120 oh my god, they're not moving. And then eventually like 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.320 the synapses fired and it connected or some shit, and 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.360 then I got under the covers because I was like, Fuck, 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.800 this is bad. This is bad, and I just like 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.520 kind of ruminated and had like an anxiety attack for 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.720 like two hours because I was awake almost the entire 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:36.880 time about like, oh, I'm like gonna die and they're 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:38.480 gonna find my body in the morning and like all 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:41.880 their shit. But no, I woke up. I really thought 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.600 I was gonna die. I accepted death. I looked in 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.000 the face and survived. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:49.240 I will say I also felt really fucking nauseous, like 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:53.480 I like, when everybody left, I was gonna play Fortnite, 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.400 but then I like felt not good, and I was like, 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:57.440 oh when I started getting a really gnarly migraine. So 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.480 I like got up and like got ready for bad 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:02.280 and just went go lay down, and after I shoveled 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:03.760 and everything, by the time I got to my bed, 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:05.280 I was on the phone and I literally was like, 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.960 oh my god, I'm so nauseous that speaking makes me 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.320 feel like I'm gonna throw up. So I was like, 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.080 I need to go, and I just hung up and 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.560 like knocked out because I was like, I actually, if 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.880 I stay up any longer, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw up. Also, 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.880 I had to fall asleep sitting kind of like lifted 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:21.520 up because if I laid down all the way, I 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.720 felt really nauseous and like I was gonna puk everywhere. 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.320 But that's also because I had chicken wings and then 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:31.320 carvel cake. I ate like a twelve year old at 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:32.520 a birthday party for the Mars. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.080 It was. It was really bad. And also on top 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.440 of that, we ate like curry three days in a 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.800 row for like every fucking meal, which like, don't get 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.720 me wrong, it was fucking delicious and I would do 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.240 it again. But I think that added on to it 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:47.920 that like. 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:51.480 The Friday pork literally two times a day for three 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:52.760 days is probably. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.439 Like not the mess. It like coated my insides and 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:57.520 like by Steve. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.199 But it's so yummy. And I literally would have curry 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:04.160 again today. But yeah, we didn't feel real yesterday, and 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.520 I think it's because of the food we ate, and 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.680 we didn't say anything to each other. We like went, 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:10.280 I was like, oh, let's go do this, and then 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:12.520 like let's bring a book and read, and we read 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:14.880 for a while, but then it was so fucking cold 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.439 outside that I was like, we need to leave. And 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.560 while I was driving us to the cactus store. I 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:23.040 was like, I feel like, whoa my stnach is girls crazy? 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:24.840 I was like, I feel too real today because I 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:28.240 can literally feel the pebbled leather on my steering wheel, 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:30.480 and like that's when I know like I need to 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.400 like not be in this car because I literally like 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.280 I am like feeling things and realizing everything around me 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:36.760 is real. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:37.960 Too self aware? 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.560 Yeah, I'm like too self aware. And then I was like, 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.600 it's better when I drive and I end up somewhere 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.040 and I'm like, oh my god, I don't even remember 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.000 getting here. Like that's what I like in my day, 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:51.000 is like my disassociative driving. But I was like not dissociating, 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:53.360 so I was like fully president in that moment, and 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:54.800 I really didn't like it, and it was scaring the 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:55.959 fuck out of me because I was like, oh my god, 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:58.200 I can recognize every car around me and see that 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:00.000 there are humans in it. I really like when I 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.440 like get in my car and then like thirty minutes later, 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:04.840 I'm somewhere and I'm like I don't even remember how 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:07.600 I got here, Yeah, And that feels really good, even 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.199 though like I feel like that's nagerous and it actually 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:10.920 used to scare the fuck out of me. When I 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.400 first started driving, I remember like going on my Fensta 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.360 and I don't know if you remember this, but ranting 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.440 because I was like, this cannot be safe, Like I've 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:20.560 never heard of anybody have this. But when I drive, 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.559 I literally don't know like what happens, but I just 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:25.679 end up where I'm supposed to be going. And then 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.880 I'm like, oh my god, Like that was an hour 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.760 long drive. How do I not remember anything for that hour? 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.679 Called like street hypnosis or driver's hypnosis or something like that, 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:38.360 where like you like will wake up after five minutes 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.880 of driving and not realize you were just driving for 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.560 five minutes, and you're like I could have killed everybody 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.720 in this car and just not have like even questioned it. Yeah. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.120 I literally feel like I ran every red light, like 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:51.240 I was just like tailing the car behind me. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.760 Yeah, okay, we're like recording, so just try not to 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:54.160 make sound. 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:57.160 Yeah, try not to drop the lacroix all over like everybody. See, 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:58.959 that's why I don't give you anything. That's why I 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.440 don't give you anything, because look at the you treat 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:01.040 the things I give you. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:02.680 I made a small noise. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.880 It was so load it actually, I think my ear 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.800 drum is bursting from that. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:09.720 Yeah, that was so small. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.280 It's funny how you don't apologize, You just like. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.640 Well that was I usually apologize, but I'm going to 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.280 push back today because I was so small. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.040 That's not the only thing about you that's small? Yeah, 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.720 is that it? I mean a tag? Are you just 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:24.200 too hurt? 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:25.440 He is skinny? 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.280 No? Oh, thank you, that's a twist. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:33.880 I got you, I got you. Well, I want to 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:39.520 talk about the fucker right in the pussy guy. That 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.320 was a psycho psychological operation? What the fuck was that? 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.600 How was that a thing? How did that happen so 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:47.680 many fucking times? 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.280 So many times? Did it only happen once? No, it 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.440 happened stalking the news and like doing that. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:58.920 There's like an eight minute compilation of him fucking saying 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:02.480 that on live streams. It's the craziest five ever. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.160 Like, I don't know, that's not real because I thought 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:06.400 it was just the one time. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.240 No, there was, like unless I'm like experienced Mendela effect 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.640 and quantum hackers are changing my timeline and shifting my reality. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:16.920 But like that happened like a bunch am I wrong, Kai. 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:19.480 Yeah, I think he got like three people. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.720 Yeah, he like bodied there's four of them. I know 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.040 there was like a Halloween one. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.240 Okay, wait, I can't tell if it's a thing, but 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:29.200 I think it's like it's it's like a thing that 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.000 happened once and then the news anchors were like, I 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.840 would have handled that better, and then like maybe it 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:36.600 became like, no, he he did it a hundred times, 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:41.600 like I specifically remember him doing it multiple times. Maybe 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:43.880 you just watched it so many times. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:47.280 No, but like when what year was that? 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:48.840 Like when was that a thing that was like. 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:55.080 I like totals that was like that era, like post 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.520 Charlie bit my finger viral era, post evolution of dance 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:00.320 that shit fucking eight. 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.400 I don't know what evolution of dances? 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:05.280 Oh that's a classic, are you serious? 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:06.200 I don't know what that is. 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.960 It was just this dude doing like different timeline or 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:14.080 different decades of dance on stage, and like he was 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.640 like really fluid and like his body would move really 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:23.800 like he was good at dancing. The tmzcent that one. Yeah, 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.400 it's just like this old balding man that everybody's like, 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:29.840 how the fuck is he doing this? But it's like 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:32.480 it's it's not gonna hold up today. It's gonna be corny. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:35.000 But like back in two thousand and eight, this was 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:35.600 the shit. 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:39.560 Damn, am I boring? 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:43.840 You didn't even watch it? You just get you watched 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.760 literally point three seconds of side Damn, that's boring and 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:48.520 you skipped it. 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:51.200 Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna speed watch it. 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:56.320 It's not gonna translate in twice speed You mean that's 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:57.080 not translating. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:06.640 This looks like nothing. 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.120 Yeah, because you're it's like it's the og Fortnite Emo. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:15.040 That's where that came from, like the it came from 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:16.760 the No, it did not. I didn't. 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.639 Oh easy, how I'm going to pick it up to 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:21.800 watch it? Like I was like, oh god, I need 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:25.040 to know the reference for my culture, Like I need 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:26.040 to know the references. 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.680 Yeah, but yeah, I just wanted to briefly talk about 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:33.199 that because like that was crazy that that happened and 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:35.440 went down and I couldn't believe that it was going down. 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:37.600 Yeah, that had some of that had to happen fake 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:41.600 because what like I don't even understand it, Like. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:45.280 A viral video culture in general in the early twenty 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:49.479 tens was like insane, Like, go watch any video that 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.760 we want, like any was it Shlomo or whatever? The 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:57.399