Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast. Here's hello here I am It's
Speaker 1: Nikki Laser Podcast. It's Tuesday. Welcome to the show. Um,
Speaker 1: Andrew's here, Noah's here. Anya Marina is also with us
Speaker 1: again today. She was here yesterday. She is going to
Speaker 1: be at Rockwood Music Hall. Um, what's the date again?
Speaker 1: What are the seven o'clock Rockwood Music Hall? Onday? Thursday night?
Speaker 1: Thursday March mark This Thursday, March se seven pm. Um
Speaker 1: is also St. Patty's Day that day. So if you're
Speaker 1: in the New York City area, Rockwood Music Hall. It's
Speaker 1: a nice little venue. It's like it's a cheap ticket
Speaker 1: to right, Yeah, come down to stage three. I think
Speaker 1: it's fifteen dollars if you get ahead of time, twenty
Speaker 1: day of maybe something like that. It's an hour show.
Speaker 1: Say hi to Anya, tell her you're a bestie. We'd
Speaker 1: love for you to the show and support um the
Speaker 1: people we love. And also, yeah, if you're a best
Speaker 1: see and you come down, I will give you a
Speaker 1: free CD. How about that? Just tell me? Okay, now
Speaker 1: we're talking merch. Speaking of March. Our merch is up
Speaker 1: on the in the Merch Store pod shop dot. Nicky
Speaker 1: Glazer dot Com. We got to T shirts, we got hats.
Speaker 1: Very excited to get my my March too that I
Speaker 1: haven't ordered it yet. But what really fun about the
Speaker 1: merch is that it's available to our international listeners. Oh well,
Speaker 1: that's great news because we have a lot of those,
Speaker 1: as we know from when we do fan fax. One
Speaker 1: guy in India, one one girl in Romania. We've got
Speaker 1: people in Ireland, we got people in Australia, we got
Speaker 1: people in um, the UK. I mean it's we're global,
Speaker 1: baby Jamaica. Remember our friend in Jamaica, Canada, tons of
Speaker 1: best seas in Canada. We appreciate all of you so much. UM.
Speaker 1: Today we are going to do questions for the later
Speaker 1: part of the show while we have on you here.
Speaker 1: I wanted to open this thing that I just got
Speaker 1: from UM. I just got sent to me because I
Speaker 1: ordered it and paid money for it. UM. It sounds
Speaker 1: like how it was just like a treat. It is
Speaker 1: called UM. I know Onya will be into this. It's
Speaker 1: called the Flawless Face Pillow. Okay, I advertising this on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I posted about on my story, you know, a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. It's a hundred and seventy nine dollars.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk I was thinking, it's
Speaker 1: so much money. I don't even it was just like
Speaker 1: it was there was something going on. There's I don't
Speaker 1: know what it was, but here it is just having
Speaker 1: a moment. It is a it's a it's called wake
Speaker 1: up flawless. This is for people who sleep on their
Speaker 1: stomach and squish their face a lot when they sleep
Speaker 1: in order to not have a squishy face or squished
Speaker 1: up face, which you know that I don't even go
Speaker 1: skydiving because and if this won't protect me from that either.
Speaker 1: So I've just opened it. I've had this for like
Speaker 1: a week, and I'm meant to bring it on the show.
Speaker 1: So um yeah, I am now going to How do
Speaker 1: you even put this on? It looks like if like
Speaker 1: an astronaut forgot the rest of the shield. It looks
Speaker 1: like a neck brace for someone who's going through like surgery.
Speaker 1: So it's a silk pillow and you position it like this. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Get in there. I take off my hat.
Speaker 1: Hold on, she's putting this on. Sorry, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to hear on you or on? No? All
Speaker 1: right now, because I had to take off my Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Are you sure that's how I definitely
Speaker 1: goes up. Oh my god, it looks like a toilet.
Speaker 1: And then you sleep like this. Oh okay, now I
Speaker 1: can hear you. You look like a sleep like this
Speaker 1: commercial I And then it protects you from your face
Speaker 1: when you like this could also be good for the
Speaker 1: plane ladies and gentlemen. It's marshmallow after he showed his
Speaker 1: face the DJ I'm talking about. Okay, here she goes.
Speaker 1: But why's it different? Because because oh god, so wait
Speaker 1: so the so the idea is that your cheeks don't
Speaker 1: hit the pillow. Okay, hell hell yeah, it looks like
Speaker 1: you're getting attacked. It doesn't. She's flawless. This is what
Speaker 1: about if you rull around though, fall off though. I
Speaker 1: just feel like it protects me from having It's kind
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, yeah, it's like worth fuck, no, don't
Speaker 1: do that, don't ever do that. Yeah, you paid more
Speaker 1: money to have less pillow. It's gonna save me money.
Speaker 1: And all the you know injections that I was going
Speaker 1: to get to keep my face at the normal pillow
Speaker 1: picture versus the flawless and the normal looks way more comfortable.
Speaker 1: She looks happier, though she looks like Brenna in the
Speaker 1: normal photos. She looks she's smiling with smiles when they sleep.
Speaker 1: You know what, Christie, if you're sleeping on your stomach,
Speaker 1: that's pretty and like you're smushed into the mattress. Shouldn't
Speaker 1: It's like, are you sure you're putting it on the
Speaker 1: right way? Like, shouldn't there be a lot of pillow
Speaker 1: under your chin? I'm not facing down like I'm getting
Speaker 1: a massage when you face the side? Do you sleep
Speaker 1: on your back? All right? Um? I sleep on my side. Oh?
Speaker 1: So do you sleep like this like a little angel
Speaker 1: with your hands beneath your so you you keep your
Speaker 1: hands on anything? I had one hand on each nipple.
Speaker 1: How do you seriously, you must think about your face
Speaker 1: when you sleep on? Yeah, woman, I mean just what
Speaker 1: do you do with your face? I didn't know that
Speaker 1: one side of your face SAgs more? But so I
Speaker 1: switched which side I sleep on, just because when I
Speaker 1: moved in with Matt, he took my side, so now
Speaker 1: I have to sleep on my right side. But for
Speaker 1: did he take your side? Because he was like I
Speaker 1: really need this one side or like this is my side.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, it's your house. So I guess
Speaker 1: that's the side. When you're sleeping in a queen bed
Speaker 1: or king bed and you don't have a partner, do
Speaker 1: you do you sleep in the middle of the bed? Oh? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I like to be honest, I've never slept in the
Speaker 1: middle of a bed unless it's a twin bed. Ever. No,
Speaker 1: do you sleep in the middle of a queen bed
Speaker 1: if you have it all to yourself? No? I always
Speaker 1: just stay on one side. Why do we do this
Speaker 1: to ourselves? You why? Because we have four We have
Speaker 1: four pillows. If we had one long pillow, it would
Speaker 1: be more. Just moved the pillow to the middle. I know.
Speaker 1: But it's already starting divided. So it's like, why are
Speaker 1: we gonna funk with it's already divided. I think I
Speaker 1: can just get out of bed quicker. Oh like a
Speaker 1: defense mechanism, yeah, or just like to be to pee
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. I just want to
Speaker 1: just hop out. I think this hearkens back to Noah's
Speaker 1: question from our last episode just talk Yeah, the elevator,
Speaker 1: and there was a study done about people seating themselves
Speaker 1: in restaurants and that it's human nature to seat yourself
Speaker 1: closer to the walls. Nobody wants to be in the
Speaker 1: center of the room. Yes, I hate a table in
Speaker 1: the center. I want to be on the side. I
Speaker 1: want to go see my dad performed this weekend and
Speaker 1: the only table was like a center table, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted a booth. I just want a little privacy,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I hate that about New York restaurants.
Speaker 1: Like that's why I like an out back. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: like you could just hide inside the It's all both
Speaker 1: love both, I love. I love a child of a
Speaker 1: booth in my own apartment, not near anyone, and just
Speaker 1: about a booth where you just you just want to,
Speaker 1: like you go to into a restaurant. Can we get
Speaker 1: a booth because it's padded? I mean, what kind of
Speaker 1: psycho likes to it's like your mom's uterus? Yes, you're
Speaker 1: back in it. Who doesn't want to eat in there?
Speaker 1: I like to dangle my leg off a bad I
Speaker 1: think that's why I like to be on the I
Speaker 1: have some news, no no, no, But over the weekend
Speaker 1: I was watching Love Is Blind with my lover. Sorry,
Speaker 1: just scared him. Uh, And we were watching it and
Speaker 1: I don't even know what came up. Something on the
Speaker 1: show came up about like dating or whatever, and he
Speaker 1: was telling some anecdote and he referenced to like us,
Speaker 1: and I was like, but I'm not your girl. It
Speaker 1: was something about girlfriend. I go, but I'm not your girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and he was like, yes you are, and I go,
Speaker 1: I am and he was like, come on, yes you are.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you haven't asked me, and he's like,
Speaker 1: you're my girlfriend. I was like, he was like, I
Speaker 1: you should be. And so we like had the official
Speaker 1: talking We're like we're and I was like, it was
Speaker 1: just such a great moment because I didn't in the
Speaker 1: past to get to get that. It was always so
Speaker 1: important to me to like get a boyfriend. This time
Speaker 1: it was not important to me to be like I
Speaker 1: have a boyfriend. Like it wasn't like that. It was
Speaker 1: about like it when there was no manipulation. There wasn't
Speaker 1: me being like I wanted like forcing it, trying to
Speaker 1: get it. There was no unsure nous of like do
Speaker 1: I really want this? Is this? Do I just want
Speaker 1: to have? There's always like wanting to have a boyfriend,
Speaker 1: and the summit just felt like so exciting, and we
Speaker 1: were like watching Love is Blind where people are like
Speaker 1: constantly getting engaged, and it kind of felt like that
Speaker 1: of like oh my god, we're like doing this and
Speaker 1: I go, you know what this means? Right? And he
Speaker 1: was like what? I was like? Responsibility like you you are? No,
Speaker 1: it's just like you there's accountability now, Like even though
Speaker 1: he's nothing's going to change. I mean he's always there
Speaker 1: for like, we'll do anything for me at any time.
Speaker 1: He's like, so, why does that change? Were you being sarcastic? No? No,
Speaker 1: I was being sarcastic, But there is something in me
Speaker 1: now that's like wow. I Before when I would ask
Speaker 1: him to do favors for me or like hey, we
Speaker 1: could you go pick up this thing? Like I'm asking
Speaker 1: him to go pick up a prescript He's coming over
Speaker 1: today to work on something and I'm like, hey, could
Speaker 1: you stop and get this prescription for me? Before it
Speaker 1: was always like like can you do this? Like now
Speaker 1: it's just like will you love? Will you do this? Love?
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like I would. It's just part of
Speaker 1: the responsibilit being a boyfriend is like You're gonna do
Speaker 1: these little things that are going to make my life
Speaker 1: so much easier, which she would have done before. But
Speaker 1: now it's like I have a partner. I have someone
Speaker 1: who is making choices about their life and helping me
Speaker 1: meet choices about my life considering the fact that we
Speaker 1: are like in this for a while, and like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just that that's the partner in love right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can say my boyfriend now that I know I
Speaker 1: just kind of was. I just knew it was already there,
Speaker 1: but there was something that shifted. Like I was just
Speaker 1: like il friend and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're so much better than my last boyfriend. And he
Speaker 1: was my last boyfriend. But it feels, yeah, it feels different,
Speaker 1: It really does. It like feels like it feels like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I haven't had a boyfriend in you know,
Speaker 1: five and a half years, so since the last time
Speaker 1: I called him that, and so it just feels exciting
Speaker 1: and new and um just you know, I met as
Speaker 1: being thirty one is different having a boyfriend. Then when
Speaker 1: you're thirty seven, it's like, okay, this is like you're
Speaker 1: doing this and we're just I don't know what you
Speaker 1: called me last night and was like I just want
Speaker 1: to get your opinion about this thing because I'm just
Speaker 1: thinking about my future and I like, you know, what,
Speaker 1: what do you want? What what would you want for
Speaker 1: us in this scenario? And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this decision that you're making about your life, you're asking
Speaker 1: what I want because it's like we're a unit now.
Speaker 1: It's really nice. Yes, watching that show made me think
Speaker 1: about my relationship to love is blind. Yes, And I'm officiating, um,
Speaker 1: one of my best friend's weddings this month, and so
Speaker 1: I'm thinking a lot about like what does partnership mean? What?
Speaker 1: You know? Like I was interviewing them before, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I really want to get this right. Why did you
Speaker 1: guys choose each other? And I keep thinking about partnership
Speaker 1: and like they said, I said why marriage because they're gay.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do you wanna Why did you choose
Speaker 1: this path? And they're like, we we want to have
Speaker 1: a family, Like this is our family, us and our dogs,
Speaker 1: and we make They're just like we make all our
Speaker 1: decisions based on our little family. And it's such an
Speaker 1: it's such a new way of thinking, Like I never
Speaker 1: had a partnership before ever. Ever, every decision you make
Speaker 1: was like what about you. Yeah, we're like kind of
Speaker 1: like the relationship. I thought about him, but I never
Speaker 1: felt like someone had my back. Where now in this partnership,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, he can't like this podcast. For instance,
Speaker 1: I didn't have the right set up. I didn't have
Speaker 1: the right browser. Mat spent like two hours yesterday getting
Speaker 1: everything set up for me. He went to his friend's
Speaker 1: house to get an adapter, like, and I'm just thinking, like,
Speaker 1: why are you doing this? And then he's like, because
Speaker 1: I care about it, I want to do this thing
Speaker 1: for you. I never had that before. I was always
Speaker 1: like orienting myself around them. And it's just weird to
Speaker 1: have like you're talking about like you actually have a
Speaker 1: life plan with someone now, or you're thinking about like
Speaker 1: us rather than I, I mean someone who has no
Speaker 1: there's no question when I said, can you go get
Speaker 1: my prescriptions? There's no like Like it's like eagerness to
Speaker 1: help my life, to like make me happy, like and
Speaker 1: that I feel like he's always had that. He's always
Speaker 1: he's just such a He's someone who just like likes
Speaker 1: helping people. That's like how he shows love, That's how
Speaker 1: he feels good about himself. Is like being of service
Speaker 1: to others like doing like he loves it, he would
Speaker 1: do it for anyone, but like, um he, I I
Speaker 1: realized that, Like, now that's what I've never been in
Speaker 1: like wanting to do that for him. I just want
Speaker 1: to make him happy, like having that feeling. And I
Speaker 1: know that sounds weird, like it just of course I
Speaker 1: wanted to be happy when we were together before, but
Speaker 1: now I'm like, I want to make choices that just
Speaker 1: I just want him to feel loved. I just want
Speaker 1: to love like mad doing that like out of obligation
Speaker 1: or like or like at some point of like, oh,
Speaker 1: I could bring this up later that I did this
Speaker 1: for you, or like there's like something behind it other
Speaker 1: than the fact of like, no, I love you and
Speaker 1: I want you to be happy, and I noticed will
Speaker 1: make you happy and it had nothing to do with me,
Speaker 1: which is a hard part to get to. Yes, the
Speaker 1: other night, Brenna was sick and I went to Walgreen's
Speaker 1: at like eleven pm whatever, and I didn't once think
Speaker 1: of it, like uh, like I was eager to fucking
Speaker 1: help her because she was hurting, you know, and it
Speaker 1: was for no other reason than to just help. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's like a beautiful place to get to with justice,
Speaker 1: like your girlfriend, with anyone, like with just human beings,
Speaker 1: like where it's like you're just thinking selflessly, selflessly, selflessly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the best way to feel good. It's whenever I'm
Speaker 1: feeling depressed, I'm always like, I just need to do
Speaker 1: something for someone else that is completely motivated by nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's motivated by me wanting to feel better myself.
Speaker 1: And I just know that it always makes me feel
Speaker 1: better to call someone that probably need someone to talk to,
Speaker 1: or go pick up some litter, take my dog. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: I was a little depressed and I just was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna give Luigi an the longest
Speaker 1: walk of his of the past like six months of
Speaker 1: his life, and just really just I don't even want
Speaker 1: to do it, but I'm just gonna give this gift.
Speaker 1: And it was just it felt so good to just
Speaker 1: not do it for me or not. It was really
Speaker 1: about like I just want to make someone else feel
Speaker 1: really really good right now, or like something else, a
Speaker 1: fucking dog, whatever it is. Um, this relationship has made
Speaker 1: me realize how selfish I've self centered I've been my
Speaker 1: whole life. Like Matt and I are engaged, we're going
Speaker 1: to get married, And the other day I was like,
Speaker 1: can I bring up like something maybe uncomfortable? Can we
Speaker 1: just talk about our fears about marriage? We were in
Speaker 1: Mexico or like I'm on the beach romantic feet in
Speaker 1: the sand. I was like, yeah, like what fears? And
Speaker 1: I'm like I don't know, just like can we talk
Speaker 1: about money stuff? Like like okay, I'm just gonna air
Speaker 1: my fears and then you can air yours. He's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't really have any fears, but and
Speaker 1: I'm like I'll go first, like I would love to
Speaker 1: get like a I don't know, Like here's my fear.
Speaker 1: This is crazy, I know, but like what if I
Speaker 1: don't know, like you get really ill or like I
Speaker 1: have to go into a home or something and it's
Speaker 1: like you can't communicate, Like and let's say I spend
Speaker 1: all my money taking care of you in this home
Speaker 1: and like I don't know, like what if I want
Speaker 1: to He's like what, I'm like, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: have like have a life, like date other people. It's like, Babe,
Speaker 1: this is what marriage isn't about. He's like, it's through
Speaker 1: sickness and health wait, what are you saying. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like a disagree. I disagree if
Speaker 1: you're fear if your partner is incompatible. If I ever
Speaker 1: get the where I hope, I hope goes out and
Speaker 1: find someone else. He can stay married to me or
Speaker 1: he cannot. But like move, I was saying, like I think,
Speaker 1: I was saying, like, can I leave the relationship because
Speaker 1: I don't want my money tied up with you? Yes,
Speaker 1: you're train or something. Yeah, let's take them long enough
Speaker 1: money to operate health insurance. I think, yes, he has
Speaker 1: to have health. And I think if your spouse decide
Speaker 1: not to have health insurance and they can and then
Speaker 1: they're causing a hole in your wallet, you can leave
Speaker 1: them tomorrow. You guys are fucked up to No, it's
Speaker 1: not fucked up like sickness and health. I get it
Speaker 1: like sickness, but like if you're if you become terry
Speaker 1: shivoh or I do terry get another lady doesn't seriously
Speaker 1: like and now you know I'm different than most people.
Speaker 1: But if I stop wanting to fuck you because of
Speaker 1: my hormones change or because my body changes in a way,
Speaker 1: and I lose desire for you. You should you should
Speaker 1: have every right might not want to be a comfortable conversation,
Speaker 1: but you don't need You don't have to have to
Speaker 1: suffer my it's I want us to both be happy
Speaker 1: and fulfilled. And if that means you have to go
Speaker 1: find that elsewhere, Like, I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: someone should be like locked into a life of like
Speaker 1: there should be caveats of like if this happens buddy's parents, right,
Speaker 1: So this is a crazy fight where you're gonna get
Speaker 1: cheated on. Let's be honest with ourselves if you don't
Speaker 1: let your if you stop sucking your husband, you're like,
Speaker 1: but he's not allowed to anyone else. Don't get that,
Speaker 1: you're insane. Don't cote the cookies there. I know you've
Speaker 1: got the urge that is like biological that you can't fight,
Speaker 1: but please suppress it and don't resent me while you
Speaker 1: do that. See if that works out for you. Ladies,
Speaker 1: listen to parents. So the mother gets cancer, brain cancer
Speaker 1: or some kind of cancer, goes into a coma. They
Speaker 1: do they try like a like uh risky surgery that's
Speaker 1: like never been done. She goes into a coma for
Speaker 1: like a couple of years, like a long time, Like
Speaker 1: what you're thinking was mat like a woman, Yeah, canal
Speaker 1: they used locally anesthetic, honey said, I didn't knife. I
Speaker 1: got a mole removed. But your mouth is out of service.
Speaker 1: What was I supposed to do? Yeah, dude, seriously, Like
Speaker 1: so that's exactly no. No. So she's in a coma
Speaker 1: right for so long that it's like does he go
Speaker 1: on with his life like he's got to? Like ye,
Speaker 1: so before she dies still in a coma. They don't
Speaker 1: know if they officially get divorced. I guess they did.
Speaker 1: He started signed the paper like art, Yeah, weekend at Bernie's,
Speaker 1: blink forever if you don't so, So he he ends
Speaker 1: up meaning I think he ends up dating her nurse.
Speaker 1: That was like she had just happened to be there
Speaker 1: in the room. Yeah, I mean you're not like almost
Speaker 1: feel like better about that because at least he didn't
Speaker 1: meet her in a bar like you're going out to
Speaker 1: like singles events. I don't know if they're hooking up
Speaker 1: next to her, yeah, on her, on top of her whatever.
Speaker 1: So he ends up dating her. He ends up getting
Speaker 1: brain cancer. Shit, he dies more after uh, he dies
Speaker 1: before the ex wife dies, he gets taken off life support,
Speaker 1: so he's dead before she's even dead. So then my
Speaker 1: buddies mom is now the nurse that he has nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not really his mom, it's his step mom.
Speaker 1: Oh no, at that time he was well, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was raised by this nurse. I guess it could
Speaker 1: be worse. Worse nurse. Let's take come back with questions.
Speaker 1: We gotta say goodbye this Thursday, Stage three besties go
Speaker 1: out and support, thank you for being here. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back with questions. We're back and we are going
Speaker 1: to do the question segment that we did that one day.
Speaker 1: We have so many questions from you guys were doing
Speaker 1: another one and um, if you remember when we had
Speaker 1: Bob Sagett on the show, we did a segment called
Speaker 1: Burning Questions for Bob and then we had Marylynn Rice
Speaker 1: cub on, we also called it Burning Questions with Bob.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna bring Backboarding Questions with Bob and honor
Speaker 1: of Bob Saget r I P, let's do it question.
Speaker 1: I like it sounds like he's burning in hell. I
Speaker 1: thought the same thing. I think. Laugh, miss you Bob.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the Questions in Heaven podcast
Speaker 1: In Heaven he's listening, sorry, but buying some merch We
Speaker 1: don't stip there. Okay, so these are all from our Instagram. Okay,
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer pod on Instagram. We're gonna do this often.
Speaker 1: Um gosh, there's so many good questions. Can relationships where
Speaker 1: people have different political views? Last m hmm, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I don't know. I think that that's There's some
Speaker 1: one on Love's Wind where the woman was so a
Speaker 1: Christian the guy was an atheist and he was like
Speaker 1: very much like it can work. I I don't. It
Speaker 1: just depends on what the political difference is. What I'm
Speaker 1: thinking is like a trumpy and a non trumpy, I
Speaker 1: I would be questioning why either person wants to be
Speaker 1: with the other person. Then there's gonna come a time
Speaker 1: where something I just think ideologically right now with how
Speaker 1: divided things are, and it's it sucks that it's tough
Speaker 1: because I think in the past it could have worked,
Speaker 1: But now I think, um, just the way I feel,
Speaker 1: I don't think I could ever be I could. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm looking to be with someone who is friends with
Speaker 1: people who are like you know who I'm I'm it's
Speaker 1: hard for me. It's hard for me, even though I
Speaker 1: empathize with that side of things. And I know that
Speaker 1: people don't choose what they are, who they vote for,
Speaker 1: and what they care about. Your brain just does what
Speaker 1: it does. Yeah, it would just be tough for me.
Speaker 1: What do you think. I just it depends on how
Speaker 1: radical they are about whatever their choices. Even if it
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I would say, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: like left where like I don't even I hate that
Speaker 1: in the center, but I'm just like, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: do you here's some things that like I care about.
Speaker 1: But but if you over care about anything that's like
Speaker 1: outside of yourself to the point of like it's like
Speaker 1: your whole personality, that's what it's more about to me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I think that to me, it would
Speaker 1: be tough. It'd be it'd be very tough, I think
Speaker 1: for a relationship if if yeah, it's just two extremes,
Speaker 1: and it depends how much it gets brought up, if
Speaker 1: it's kind of just like, hey, you know, I can't
Speaker 1: you know, I grew up Republican and you know, these
Speaker 1: are some things that we care about, some values we
Speaker 1: care about, you know, that's what my parents, that's how
Speaker 1: it's raised it. But I don't really yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Just I would have a tough time because to me,
Speaker 1: even if you're saying I'm fiscally republican, you're greedy. You
Speaker 1: don't you think that you think that you did something
Speaker 1: differently than the people that don't have money, that you
Speaker 1: I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. No, you had
Speaker 1: advantages that some if you were in their shoes, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't have been able to do that you had. I
Speaker 1: know that you worked very hard. I'm reluctant to ever say, like,
Speaker 1: I worked hard for my career. When people are like, nicky,
Speaker 1: you work hard from your money, you deserve this, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got lucky. Yes I do work hard, but I
Speaker 1: got lucky that I have a brain that even wants
Speaker 1: to work hard. So anyone that goes I don't want
Speaker 1: to support poor people who are choosing not to work
Speaker 1: or be lazy. You don't know what they've been through
Speaker 1: that's making them choose to want to be lazy, And
Speaker 1: it's not really a choice. You would do the same
Speaker 1: thing if you were them. So that's harder and I
Speaker 1: have a problem with Republicans in that way of like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to help others,
Speaker 1: and listen, I'm greedy in ways with my money. I
Speaker 1: don't like give as much as I should. But I
Speaker 1: am open to the idea of it, and I like
Speaker 1: paying taxes is good, and I think rich people should
Speaker 1: pay more taxes. That's just my belief. And as a
Speaker 1: person that's has more income, I'm happy to do more
Speaker 1: because that's I have. I got lucky that I make
Speaker 1: that much money to do that with. So that's my belief.
Speaker 1: So to answer your question, no, I don't believe that
Speaker 1: they but you know, who knows. Maybe I'm I'm too
Speaker 1: close minded for that. Okay, next question, all right. Next
Speaker 1: one is from Sammy Groovy. How do I stop saying
Speaker 1: analyze instead of analyze at work? Help? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: get a new job. I guess where you don't have it? Yeah, analyze.
Speaker 1: It really exploded, I guess I told you. I told you.
Speaker 1: I called it that. I think they exploded because of
Speaker 1: the conversation around how domadus to name your special that
Speaker 1: as opposed to like that that's a good that's a
Speaker 1: good point. That was never my argument. I think you
Speaker 1: keep saying analyze at work you you embrace it. It
Speaker 1: sounds like your workplace is a place where that joke
Speaker 1: can even fly even once. So letter rip scientists, right though,
Speaker 1: like that who says analyze? Yeah? Well no, I think
Speaker 1: people are using analyze a lot and different Yeah, like
Speaker 1: business settings, and you could probably sneak it in and
Speaker 1: no one, no one's gonna go did you say analyze, Like,
Speaker 1: no one's going to call you out analysts. We're bringing
Speaker 1: in an analyst. Um, I don't know analyzing these reports.
Speaker 1: You're not going to say conversation cannot be helping this person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: keep an keeping, no one's going to call you out,
Speaker 1: and just just try to think, Um, what about um scour?
Speaker 1: You can use that word. I'm going to what's the
Speaker 1: word like, use a synonym? Breakdown? Yeah, go ahead and
Speaker 1: give it to me breakdown area sound Okay? Next question Okay,
Speaker 1: actually this is a good one for this question by
Speaker 1: Shay r Re. Shay Re. Okay, if you could produce
Speaker 1: a tribute show to any dead musician, who would it
Speaker 1: be and why Petty for you? Yeah? Petty like like
Speaker 1: have a bunch of musicians like play their music. Is
Speaker 1: that what a tribute show is. Yeah, I think so
Speaker 1: a million percent. Tom Petty, I mean I always want
Speaker 1: someone that I just like know the music of. It's
Speaker 1: probably like bos Scats. I'm just kidding. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if he's like I'll ever dead, Um, I mean Lennon,
Speaker 1: I guess is, but I think that's been done like
Speaker 1: a bazillion times. George Harrison, Yeah, probably that the musician
Speaker 1: that's dead. Yeah, probbly George. Probably. I want to hear
Speaker 1: my sweet lord question. Did they get to play the
Speaker 1: Beatles songs or just George's and Lenin songs? Just George's
Speaker 1: and what like? They can play my wa my guitar
Speaker 1: gently like, he wrote some good Beatles tunes, so they
Speaker 1: can play those, and then then we just get into
Speaker 1: his catalog and then we have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite Lenin song? Watching the Wheels? Jealous Guy,
Speaker 1: Jealous Guys so good mother I got. I was in
Speaker 1: a weird state where I would listen to that a lot,
Speaker 1: where hit the bottle full throttle pretty much that it's
Speaker 1: like the most bone don't it's it's fucking you know what?
Speaker 1: I love? Oh Yoko in the middle of a dream
Speaker 1: in the middle of a dream, I call your name.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so good, mother, you left me. I never
Speaker 1: left you. Oh my god. Just type in the acoustic
Speaker 1: version of that where it's just him on a piano.
Speaker 1: They're just not music like dad anymore, where someone is
Speaker 1: just like fucking just raw man. I am so into
Speaker 1: Phoebe Bridgers right now. There's a song called Kyoto with
Speaker 1: it you know what to remind you of, like lost
Speaker 1: in translation, but in a song form. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: about her dad. It's about her dad. Like I thought
Speaker 1: the person she was thinking about was a guy, like
Speaker 1: a romantic address, But it's about her dad, and it
Speaker 1: gives a whole new meaning to it. It's so good.
Speaker 1: Ask you a question, yes, pretty serious. How do you
Speaker 1: still have that ring on? And can you not get
Speaker 1: it off? And I cannot get it because this is
Speaker 1: an insane thing. It's still on. I a Bessie wrote
Speaker 1: to me and said, windex is what's going to help
Speaker 1: get it off. It was so traumatic that night I
Speaker 1: tried to remove it that I just don't want to
Speaker 1: do that again because once you start trying and you
Speaker 1: kick it off, like I, get so much anxiety wrapped
Speaker 1: around it. That I just I need to, like, when
Speaker 1: I'm ready to take it off, I need to just
Speaker 1: like really do everything that's going to it's going to
Speaker 1: do it, like I just I haven't been in the
Speaker 1: right frame of mind to actually go back in and try.
Speaker 1: I think Urgent Care could do it for you. They
Speaker 1: have like little sauce, like little jaws of life. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. This ring costs a lot. I
Speaker 1: gotta get back to Danny and Emma because it is
Speaker 1: probably like an eight ring. I'm not even choking you.
Speaker 1: It's worth getting it off, though, but it can get
Speaker 1: I can get it off if I do the window
Speaker 1: like method and need to be there for reason and
Speaker 1: you don't get worked up because I feel like if
Speaker 1: you're doing it alone, no, because someone else watching. Have
Speaker 1: you like it, Like when you're choking and someone's like,
Speaker 1: are you okay, You're just like, yes, fucking leave me alone,
Speaker 1: you know what, You're like choking on water and someone's like,
Speaker 1: You're like, I just need to cough a lot, And
Speaker 1: now you're gonna keep asking me if I'm okay. Clearly
Speaker 1: I'm breathing. Stop asking me if I'm okay. I get
Speaker 1: really annoyed. Any whople. Doyeah, I mean well as someone
Speaker 1: that's afraid of choking, I'm like bringing on. Thank you
Speaker 1: for your annoyance. I appreciate you paying attention to me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, keep going. Are you okay? And you're
Speaker 1: just like drinking water. You're just like, yes, there's nothing
Speaker 1: worse than when you're just quiet. You just want a
Speaker 1: quiet day. And someone's like, why are you so quiet?
Speaker 1: Oh god, who so yeah, that's amazing. I love just
Speaker 1: let's keep checking in on this ring ring. I just
Speaker 1: have an idea that it's going to be on seven
Speaker 1: months later. And you're does it hurt your finger at all?
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like it's stuck on, Like no, sometimes
Speaker 1: my finger gets a little swollen, like if I'm sleeping
Speaker 1: in the morning and it'll be a little tight, But
Speaker 1: it doesn't like it's perfectly fits this part of my finger.
Speaker 1: The problem is the knuckle right here. It's like perfectly fitting.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it's not on my ring finger, because
Speaker 1: sometimes I do wear things on my bring I would
Speaker 1: just look like a permanently married but with this like
Speaker 1: kind of I love you getting nutley and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I had a deviated symptom, like like you're trying to
Speaker 1: make yours. Want my knuckles to be like smaller so
Speaker 1: I can fiss myself. Um, yeah, my fingers are all
Speaker 1: fucked up recently. Oh god, I gotta get off. You
Speaker 1: ever bite your ship and like two days later you're
Speaker 1: like I have for like my ship is hurt and
Speaker 1: right now anyways, go ahead, Okay, next question, how about
Speaker 1: another relationship question? Yes on from Aaron? Okay, what would
Speaker 1: you do if your family didn't like your partner for
Speaker 1: shallow reasons? For shallow reasons? What's a shallow reason? Give
Speaker 1: me one too old for you, too young for you? Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, don't make enough money? Maybe active enough, isn't
Speaker 1: tall enough, don't make enough money? Then your family is
Speaker 1: the problem, you know, Like that's they got They got
Speaker 1: to work on themselves like you should. That should be
Speaker 1: a good sign that you're doing something right. That whatever
Speaker 1: it is that you were raised with to judge people
Speaker 1: with didn't make it to you to to put put
Speaker 1: towards this person. So I think that that is, Um,
Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be so far if you're if you're
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving dinner and you're like, he really drove that car?
Speaker 1: And you're like, so, tim um, I think we should.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I have a man to talk to you
Speaker 1: about this, like you and I like, it's just like
Speaker 1: it's bigger than this. But it's it's like it's the
Speaker 1: love is blind thing. Yeah, yeah, it really is. But
Speaker 1: agreeing with your horrible family because maybe it's an out
Speaker 1: for you to like, you're like, oh, yeah, I could
Speaker 1: just say his car. Oh yeah, that's great when when
Speaker 1: you have an out of why you want to break
Speaker 1: up with them, when they've given you something that you
Speaker 1: can put on it instead of the real it's like
Speaker 1: love is blind. When the girls like, oh, it's because
Speaker 1: you're an atheist and I'm Christian, it's like, no, it's
Speaker 1: because he's short and the guy you really liked is
Speaker 1: actually more attractive than him, and the other guy you're
Speaker 1: talking to is more attractive, and now you want him
Speaker 1: and that guy is Muslim. So I think it's a
Speaker 1: high thing. Yeah, it's uh definitely okay. Next question, if
Speaker 1: you had to live in a country that you've never
Speaker 1: been to, what would it be and why So you've
Speaker 1: never been to so it's just I want to go
Speaker 1: to I want to live in Berlin. I thought Paris, Berlin.
Speaker 1: Why Berlin, I don't know. I saw it unorthodox and
Speaker 1: it just looks like a cool, accepting, beautiful place. And
Speaker 1: I've just it seems like people speak English there. I
Speaker 1: could like probably get around a little bit and it
Speaker 1: just sounds it just seems cool. It just seems like
Speaker 1: clean and beautiful and the people seem nice. But that's
Speaker 1: from me watching a scripted TV series. A couple of
Speaker 1: music students were featured in one classroom. I don't know, Yeah, Berlin,
Speaker 1: I just kind of understantasy. It just sounds cool. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you're off to be in path while being
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, where would you live in Berlin for
Speaker 1: like six It's just so I don't know something about it,
Speaker 1: just um ship I would say, like in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like like sid me Australia somewhere like they
Speaker 1: speak English. So then I'm like, I also don't feel
Speaker 1: like that you know, out of it right away. I
Speaker 1: could kind of like pick up on things. I don't
Speaker 1: want to try too hard there. And then Buenos Aires,
Speaker 1: which I don't know why, it just sounds cool. Argentina.
Speaker 1: I just heard it. Is it ras or aras fin
Speaker 1: Now when I'm getting know, what about you? Where would
Speaker 1: you live? I think, um, the first place that popped
Speaker 1: into my mind was Thailand. Oh yeah, beautiful. I love
Speaker 1: the food and the people are so nice and it's
Speaker 1: just it's awesome. I've only been to Pouquet, and I
Speaker 1: say that like a resort. But we got out and
Speaker 1: amongst the people and it was like just it was
Speaker 1: just lovely. I loved it. There's something when you're ever
Speaker 1: asked like what country? Also, I think they asked what
Speaker 1: country and we both named city. I mean I was naming.
Speaker 1: I've understand that Berlin isn't uh no, no, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. It just hit me though now that it
Speaker 1: was like that we named cities, but we feel like
Speaker 1: we have the name cities like Thailand or like it
Speaker 1: could just be a town somewe you know, as country
Speaker 1: that like, oh, you just don't want to be in
Speaker 1: a city, like I don't know, you hear that question,
Speaker 1: you think city, you know what I mean? I pictured myself.
Speaker 1: I know I was even thinking of like Bali or
Speaker 1: like somewhere like exotic. That's like, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to live there kind of where you could live. We
Speaker 1: lived in Cabo for seven weeks and yeah, and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to live there. I just it's um, I
Speaker 1: just didn't. I just didn't find my my Cayman. I
Speaker 1: could live there. But yeah, I could totally live in
Speaker 1: Cayman because they it just felt more like a regular
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just liked it. I just knew
Speaker 1: my way around. I don't know, I just liked it. Um.
Speaker 1: Um your family movie, growing up, family movie movie watched
Speaker 1: with your family. Yeah, um, I would say the Christmas
Speaker 1: story really comes to mind of just one that we
Speaker 1: always watched and Peewee's Christmas Special. It's always Christmas eve things.
Speaker 1: I guess um mine was the National Lampoons Vacation Christmas Vacation.
Speaker 1: My dad hated that movie, not the Christmas one. It
Speaker 1: was the one where they went to that amusement park.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was Christmas Wally World. Yeah. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I say, I know what you're talking about. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: and Home Alone and Home Alone So good, so good. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: these are all Christmas so my list, no, just like,
Speaker 1: not Christmas at all. But I don't remember one movie
Speaker 1: watching as a family. My funked up. I just remember
Speaker 1: seeing something about Mary with my mom and never seen
Speaker 1: her laugh more, so I guess yes, I'll go with that. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's weird. Not one time watching something altogether. It's so
Speaker 1: weird as a kid like kids movie. I can't, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't picture one time of us. I'll say on
Speaker 1: a couch. I remember I saw say on a couch
Speaker 1: playing Jeopardy. But that's about it. Okay, that's something. I
Speaker 1: think TV shows for me are more family thing. Seinfeld.
Speaker 1: I was watching Seinfeld this night. Fuck, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Watch it with your Yeah, she was my grandma love
Speaker 1: Seinfelt too, I mean insane obsessed. It was so funny,
Speaker 1: which makes me like upset that I didn't find out
Speaker 1: more because she probably had like atually able to get
Speaker 1: Seinfeld is wasn't like an older woman. Yeah, totally, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go to break and come back with more questions
Speaker 1: were questions, Let's get to it. Luigi stretching top one,
Speaker 1: bottom one high school memories. Bottom one memory, I mean
Speaker 1: finding out my friend fucking killed himself. It's pretty bad one.
Speaker 1: But if we're talking about just like more on festive
Speaker 1: like bottom memories is when I, um might my friends
Speaker 1: teacher madam Hood, like was just disgusted with me. One
Speaker 1: time when I went in for a private Like I
Speaker 1: went in during contact period, which is like a free
Speaker 1: period that you could go and get help for stuff.
Speaker 1: And I was struggling in French and I went in.
Speaker 1: I did not know what law and law were, like
Speaker 1: you know articles that like the I didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was. And she was like, how are you even
Speaker 1: in this class? And I was like, because I got
Speaker 1: a bad teacher for fiddle school, like it's not my fault.
Speaker 1: She would just hate it. She was such an evil, mean,
Speaker 1: miserable woman. If you're out there, Madam Hood, I hope
Speaker 1: you've gotten help. You sucked so much. No one liked you,
Speaker 1: no one. I remember when the projector fell on you
Speaker 1: one day and we were happy about I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I'm a fucking idiot, apparently, Madam Hood. One day
Speaker 1: she wrote pamal on my test. I know I talked
Speaker 1: about this before are because it's so fucking she wrote
Speaker 1: pama on one of my tests. And I was so
Speaker 1: excited and it means not bad and it was the
Speaker 1: nicest thing she had ever even attempted to say to me.
Speaker 1: She was evil. She was like like you imagine a
Speaker 1: woman at like, um, like a Nazi honestly, like you
Speaker 1: imagine like a female Nazi and like the guards like
Speaker 1: just cruel, cold, soulless, cruel, like just that was what
Speaker 1: she was, like, we're seeing school ties. Uh, there's a
Speaker 1: French teacher in that that causes a kid to go
Speaker 1: into a mental Uh. She must have liked that. It
Speaker 1: must have been her like dangerous smiles and she was
Speaker 1: like that's would I'll be like like everything he was
Speaker 1: breaking down and he was so good for a high
Speaker 1: school student. He was so good and like speaking and
Speaker 1: this guy was just take picking apart everything and it
Speaker 1: drove him insane. And that's what I envisioned. She was
Speaker 1: just the worst because it sounds pompous too while they're
Speaker 1: making fun of you. On top of it, even saying
Speaker 1: this right now, shots fired. I'm scared of her because
Speaker 1: she was so she was so terrifying. Top moment was
Speaker 1: no kidding. Top moment was just when huffy, Um, there
Speaker 1: was a door that was jammed and everyone that would
Speaker 1: you know double doors. There was one side of the
Speaker 1: double stores that would like push open and the other
Speaker 1: side was like locked, and people kept going for the
Speaker 1: locked one and would like struggle with it, and then
Speaker 1: they would go to the free one. And we were
Speaker 1: sitting in the quad like watching people struggle with this
Speaker 1: door and just like laughing because they would always struggle
Speaker 1: with the first one and then they'd finally result to
Speaker 1: going to the next one. And Huffy was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna like, I'm gonna go and do it and
Speaker 1: just make a hute seat. I think it's the hardest
Speaker 1: I've ever left in my life. I remember like marking
Speaker 1: it as like the hardest I could I've ever left.
Speaker 1: She went over the she like did. We saw her
Speaker 1: like walk down the hallway, look like really pissed, walking
Speaker 1: just like with so much like gumption, and then she
Speaker 1: went up to the door. It was just like the
Speaker 1: jand one was like what it's just like like screaming
Speaker 1: trying to get it open. Everyone was staring, just seeing
Speaker 1: your friend make a fool of herself in the name
Speaker 1: of comedy and then burst through the door next to it.
Speaker 1: I would give anything too to have a video of
Speaker 1: that now. It was the It was the funniest thing
Speaker 1: because she was so embarrassing. You don't like pranks, would
Speaker 1: you consider that a prank. No, because no one, no
Speaker 1: one's getting hurt, no one's being embarrassed except her, except her. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's not a self prank. Is good. Yeah, when people
Speaker 1: are confused by someone doing something weird, it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1: But if they're implicated in it, absolutely out of line,
Speaker 1: I don't like it at all. What about you? Top one?
Speaker 1: Bottom one? Bottom one is probably shifting my pants? Uh?
Speaker 1: At school, have my friend Scott Woodard's house and oh yes,
Speaker 1: I remember that, and they were just like get in
Speaker 1: the bathroom crying naked. I was like all Moore year.
Speaker 1: It was like a cool guy hang out. I smoked
Speaker 1: like two hits of weed and I got like a
Speaker 1: twenty four hour virus, so I was high with shipped
Speaker 1: all over. I went to Shart in his bed. Or no,
Speaker 1: I didn't go to Shart. I went to Fart and
Speaker 1: then I shipped. I didn't even chart. It went above
Speaker 1: shifting or charting. It was a full ship. It was
Speaker 1: like I took out a paper and like was like
Speaker 1: reading for a while, and then I could just hear them.
Speaker 1: I stumbled into the bathroom. I think I handled and
Speaker 1: gretteled this ship down the hallway and I just hear
Speaker 1: them going, do you smell is that that ship? Dude?
Speaker 1: That ship? And then like I hear them playing hot
Speaker 1: and cold with my with my reputation. Yeah, and they
Speaker 1: found me all right and uh and then I guess
Speaker 1: my top one is someone else shifting their pants. The
Speaker 1: next week's way worse. And then everyone forgot about me
Speaker 1: shipping my pants because this kid wiped his ass with
Speaker 1: Scottish celts have been in the family for five years.
Speaker 1: He left his bath he passed out in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: He was so fucked up that he went into the
Speaker 1: parents bathroom thinking it was the toilet and was in
Speaker 1: the closet shipping all over the closet and wiping his ass.
Speaker 1: God playing bagpipes, which was weird. And the mom comes
Speaker 1: in and was like, what the what the And he
Speaker 1: ran out and somehow he slept there didn't get caught,
Speaker 1: And then he got caught because they found him in
Speaker 1: the yearbook and the mom pointed mout he goes, that's,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like a lineup. Yeah, like a lineup?
Speaker 1: Did you ship oh my Scottish celts? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you shot up my dad's skirts? I would be like,
Speaker 1: your dad is skirts? Yeah, so of course I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I did. And then she's like, oh she's
Speaker 1: now she's embarrassing. Now it goes to her, did you
Speaker 1: in my mom's pants? And then that guy is like, yes,
Speaker 1: I passed it on. Oh my god. And so everyone
Speaker 1: called it. His name was Mike Procter, which I don't
Speaker 1: think he'd mind me saying it because he moved on,
Speaker 1: I think. But but he he took his own life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he moved he's no longer with us. Yeah, he's burning
Speaker 1: questions with Procter. Uh he uh. But so whenever someone
Speaker 1: would fart or take a nasty ship, so it became
Speaker 1: a diet like a word. So how many times have
Speaker 1: you thought you weren't in a proctor and then you
Speaker 1: took that Procter and gamble? But it could have been
Speaker 1: a college like yeah, it's like Munson from Kingpin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: having your name become associated with something terrible yourself, didn't you?
Speaker 1: I he'd be right there being like this and they're like,
Speaker 1: what about Remember remember everyone girls when he said it's
Speaker 1: you know, attendance, because it's like yours just just saying shit.
Speaker 1: He changes his name to Feces. No, what do you
Speaker 1: have top one, bottom one, or oh yeah, I'll save
Speaker 1: them real quick. Um. The bottom one was, uh, this
Speaker 1: girl I was friends with she started dating this like
Speaker 1: bad boy who was like a drug dealer, and um,
Speaker 1: I smoked weed with them, uh like in sophomore year,
Speaker 1: and I hallucinated so bad. It was like the worst experience.
Speaker 1: The girls had to take me home and then my
Speaker 1: mom like obviously I had to tell her that I
Speaker 1: smoked something. I don't know what's going on with me,
Speaker 1: Like I'm just hallucinating, And of course at that moment,
Speaker 1: she starts giving me the whole spiel. Noah, you have
Speaker 1: to be careful. This is how girls get pregnant and
Speaker 1: this they get raped, and and I'm already like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm like so paranoid. Right, can you just stop?
Speaker 1: That was my bottom. Oh that sucks, just being the
Speaker 1: one that needs to be babysat and taking care of
Speaker 1: and like getting sicker than all your friends who can
Speaker 1: handle it. But also parents like give your kid two
Speaker 1: days then half like yeah, when they're fucking tripping, it's
Speaker 1: like you took mushrooms? What are you? And then you
Speaker 1: just see your mom being like like just they don't understand,
Speaker 1: all right. And the top was there was this boy
Speaker 1: that I had a crush on. His name was Norman Sherman,
Speaker 1: and he like finally but he was he was a
Speaker 1: little bit nerdy, but he was so cute. I just
Speaker 1: had like the hugest crush on him, and um, somehow
Speaker 1: he invited my best friend and I to go to
Speaker 1: the movies with him and his older brother who was
Speaker 1: like him but even like way cut. So we just
Speaker 1: had this like wow, we're like with two really cute guys.
Speaker 1: We're going to kings Blows to see the movie. And
Speaker 1: it was just I think we saw I wish I could.
Speaker 1: I think it was like like one of the Freddy
Speaker 1: Krueger movies that we went to see. It was just
Speaker 1: like so fun, like really like our first date and
Speaker 1: I got to go with like my best friend, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's amazing. Like yes, the the idea of
Speaker 1: a crush finally coming through is another great. Would you
Speaker 1: be jealous when he brings a hotter friend? Like were
Speaker 1: you jealous of her getting to be with the they
Speaker 1: we both kind of had a crush on him, and
Speaker 1: we were not competitive with each other at all. It
Speaker 1: was just like whoa his brother is even cuter. He's
Speaker 1: just like, we're so so exciting. God, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what you do? You just solidify like this is my
Speaker 1: if it's like a first date I never had that
Speaker 1: never happened to me. What am I looking in an
Speaker 1: episode to say? By the bell? Yeah that does that
Speaker 1: doesn't happen. No one's that is a story that it
Speaker 1: just doesn't happen. Um, but that's so God. Crushes are
Speaker 1: the fucking best when you would find out that they like,
Speaker 1: I still love crushes, I mean, like crushes are so
Speaker 1: that is the one thing about a relationship that I'm
Speaker 1: bummed about is that I will not have crushes anymore.
Speaker 1: That I will. I know, people are like I still
Speaker 1: have crushes. It's like I'm married, but I still get crushes,
Speaker 1: not ones that can pay off ever, you know, Like
Speaker 1: that's why I like crushes, it because it's like might
Speaker 1: happen that when you lose that? But I also I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm just like I kind of have a
Speaker 1: crush on my boyfriend. How many times, though, have you
Speaker 1: had a crush on someone? And then finally when like
Speaker 1: things start, you know, like if you guys started talking
Speaker 1: to each other, you just automatically lose it. Oh, immediately.
Speaker 1: That would happen every single time to me, every time
Speaker 1: in my life up until this guy I'm dating now.
Speaker 1: I every time I liked the guy a second, he
Speaker 1: would like me back. I was disgusted because I hallo
Speaker 1: self esteem. But then you would also realize, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you would learn that that would make me not want
Speaker 1: to have a cr like I would like, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: no point to have a crush if it's not gonna No,
Speaker 1: I couldn't help it though. It wasn't like you can't
Speaker 1: control crushes. Oh, and they feel so good, it's almost like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's the way I feel about orgasms. Like
Speaker 1: the best thing about an orgasm to me is the
Speaker 1: build up to an orgasm, right before you get it.
Speaker 1: When you finally get it, it's like great, but it's
Speaker 1: it means it's going to be over, because once it's started,
Speaker 1: it means it's gonna be like the fun is going
Speaker 1: to be soon over. When the anticipation is building, it
Speaker 1: could you know, there's no, you don't know when it's
Speaker 1: gonna end. I think I just realized why, Like orgasms
Speaker 1: are not as good as before orgasms which is always
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's because you know it's gonna be over.
Speaker 1: Like I'm always more excited before a meal arrives than
Speaker 1: when the meal is on the table. Not me, I like,
Speaker 1: I want the food in my mouth, But what about
Speaker 1: when that's when it's done? How sad? Is it not
Speaker 1: over fulfilled from this that I can take on other
Speaker 1: things in my Oh my god, I just start going,
Speaker 1: what do I What's the next thing I could put
Speaker 1: in my mouth? Like? What else can I? Like, I
Speaker 1: get sad when I get full. It's I mean it's
Speaker 1: totally eating disorder of like you hate when you get high,
Speaker 1: because then the literally like then what I got up?
Speaker 1: My feelings are still not being there's I gotta keep
Speaker 1: doing something and like you can't eat anymore because you're
Speaker 1: sick and you're just like fuck Like I I um,
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to ever feel like full from
Speaker 1: food ever and be like I don't want more food
Speaker 1: Like I always want more. I just had to force myself. Not.
Speaker 1: My favorite part is the actual orgasm obviously for me,
Speaker 1: like swallowing like a chicken parm on the hill or
Speaker 1: whatever at the hill and like it was the best
Speaker 1: chicken partm I've ever had. My favorite part is put
Speaker 1: down in front of me. Obviously, it tastes good, and
Speaker 1: that's what I'm expecting. But the second I start eating it,
Speaker 1: it starts going away. But before it arrives, Man, it
Speaker 1: could be endless. I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Maybe the third bite best, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like when you're drinking the second or third, that one
Speaker 1: that feeling of still being aware while feeling like you
Speaker 1: can do anything. The second I start having an orgasm,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you, I start getting sad that it's
Speaker 1: going to be over. The second I open a Christmas present,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Christmas is almost over. The second anytime something starts,
Speaker 1: I start getting sad about losing it. Summer even oh,
Speaker 1: I had this happened when we just spent like, you know,
Speaker 1: two months in Cabo. I came back here and it's cold,
Speaker 1: and I started thinking that this cold weather was fall
Speaker 1: because it was like I just had warmth. So the
Speaker 1: cold is like taking me. And I started getting like
Speaker 1: this fucking dread of like winter's coming. And then I go,
Speaker 1: wait a second, no, it's spring. It's gonna get warmer.
Speaker 1: And I already started getting upset about the fact that
Speaker 1: spring is almost here, which means summer is almost here,
Speaker 1: which means summer is gonna go away soon. That is
Speaker 1: how insane I am. Dude. Yeah, there's nothing to say
Speaker 1: other than in the present. But it's just like no
Speaker 1: love is blind. Like, I'm so excited right now because
Speaker 1: I have like three more episodes left, and I'm about
Speaker 1: to get really sad when it's over. I just I
Speaker 1: don't like the ending. I don't like starting things because
Speaker 1: it means they're gonna be over. But before you start something,
Speaker 1: it's always the possibility you will never end. Uh. One
Speaker 1: more question, all right, I really love this one. Could
Speaker 1: you all describe honestly your first impressions of each other?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great question. Oh my god. Um, honestly,
Speaker 1: first impression far away or like from when we actually met.
Speaker 1: I think just like first impression before you even got
Speaker 1: to know one another. I don't remember not knowing and
Speaker 1: I don't remember knowing Andrew before I met him at
Speaker 1: bed bath and beyond the day that we met. Um,
Speaker 1: and I just honestly like the same that I do,
Speaker 1: the same impression. I think I read him pretty well, funny, anxious,
Speaker 1: honest um, silly um, just like spur the impulsive lacks
Speaker 1: lax um um uh, what's the word when you're just
Speaker 1: yeah you you you impulsive and like just funny impulsive
Speaker 1: and funny, yeah, I think and sexual, yeah, using sexuality.
Speaker 1: Sorry for putting it off like that at that bed
Speaker 1: Beth and beyond. Sorry, I'm so sexually. I'm glad we're
Speaker 1: in the towel section because it was getting wet over there. No,
Speaker 1: it was immediately the same vibe of now, like I
Speaker 1: feel like it and maybe I can just maybe I'm
Speaker 1: imagining something more. You know, you always remember things differently
Speaker 1: than they actually occurred. But I think I had a
Speaker 1: pretty good read on you right away. I think it's
Speaker 1: like different because you were already somewhat famous in the
Speaker 1: sense of like I had an idea of what you are. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Anthony de Vito back to him said
Speaker 1: that you're special perfect is like one of his top
Speaker 1: three like favorite specials. Um, that's a hand drip. I
Speaker 1: guess that's like a very like non hand raw. Hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, it's a good one. I think it's
Speaker 1: that means a lot to me coming from him, um,
Speaker 1: I would say when I like met you a bed
Speaker 1: bath and beyond, like I just had a vision of
Speaker 1: you of being because you're you were so successful in
Speaker 1: my eyes at that time that you obviously have it
Speaker 1: all together, like you're like this like mature adult, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like I just thought maybe you
Speaker 1: would like I don't know, like something quickly realized just
Speaker 1: being in bed bath and watching you shop that it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: she is just like like we are not people were
Speaker 1: cover from the same bed bath and beyond cloth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you were looking, I think you're looking either for
Speaker 1: a big powel or like a run. You were looking
Speaker 1: for something. I was like, oh this this this, this
Speaker 1: girl's like neurotic like all over the place. And then
Speaker 1: when you you know, the thing you did that I've
Speaker 1: said before is like you offered me to host literally
Speaker 1: within probably thirty minutes of meeting you to host that Carolines,
Speaker 1: And I was like, Wow, you're incredibly giving and like
Speaker 1: you don't take comedy too seriously. Where it's like it
Speaker 1: was just refreshing yea to like not feel like like
Speaker 1: I had to like earn it from you, like right away.
Speaker 1: It kind of felt like, oh, let's just have a
Speaker 1: conversation and like it by being nice and being cool
Speaker 1: and like being like an interested back, you know, like
Speaker 1: you were, like you weren't just all about like you
Speaker 1: like it was. I could just tell that this is like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is someone that like you know, it doesn't only
Speaker 1: care about comedy. Yeah, and then Noah, my first impression
Speaker 1: of you was idiot. Oh my god, don't like that.
Speaker 1: You know, um young, I thought you were much younger
Speaker 1: than me. I also thought, like, really, um really professional
Speaker 1: people are shocked to find that out by the way,
Speaker 1: really like professional and like quiet, maybe not like going
Speaker 1: to be as like fun as you ended up being,
Speaker 1: because you were like so serious and like wanting to
Speaker 1: do go do a good job and come off like professional.
Speaker 1: I think when we first met that and which you
Speaker 1: are all of those things, like you're one of the
Speaker 1: best at your job and like getting things done and
Speaker 1: just being just being you're such an accountable person and
Speaker 1: a reliable person and just like a talented person. But
Speaker 1: I think at first I think you were I thought
Speaker 1: you were more serious and like not going to be
Speaker 1: as fun, Like maybe we weren't going to be best
Speaker 1: friends like we are and not as like and obviously
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were going to be as empathetic
Speaker 1: and like spiritually like just emitting positivity and kindness that
Speaker 1: that you were, but like badass for sure and intimidating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: from Noah trying to think that. The first time we
Speaker 1: met Andrew, I just remember coming. I feel like I
Speaker 1: came in for like a test show. Yeah it was
Speaker 1: No One. Yeah, No, you were there, right. I think
Speaker 1: you just came into the I think you were like
Speaker 1: a like a guest or sort, you know, just like yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're in like a back corner. So I didn't
Speaker 1: really get to know you. But from what I remember
Speaker 1: of you, it is just like, like you said, warmth,
Speaker 1: like you have a an air to you that is
Speaker 1: like it's not like I wouldn't say motherly because that
Speaker 1: sounds like like but like but there's just a feeling
Speaker 1: like you can you can count on you and you
Speaker 1: can like tell you like I don't know, there's like
Speaker 1: no judgment. It doesn't feel like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: judgment coming positivity and like just yeah, like that's all
Speaker 1: we want and doesn't and you didn't feel like I
Speaker 1: think because we're around comedian so much there was no
Speaker 1: sense of like entitlement or feeling of like having to
Speaker 1: be the star, and it was just a sense of
Speaker 1: fresh air in that way. Yes, no ego. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: they didn't. And now that I know you, I was wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're now that you took the news from me like
Speaker 1: a fucking heartless That was diabolical. It was planned, It
Speaker 1: was calculated and really a slow play by her. My
Speaker 1: my first impression both of you was definitely way off
Speaker 1: because when I first saw Nikki Um, I remember seeing
Speaker 1: you like in an office having a meeting and you
Speaker 1: walked in and you're wearing this blazer. You had your
Speaker 1: hair up in a ponytail, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was probably dirty, That's why I didn't see Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just noticed you and I was like, okay, her body language,
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, this woman is like that's a
Speaker 1: boss bitch. Like so, I like, who's who's in that office?
Speaker 1: He said Nikki Glazer. I was like, Wow, she's probably
Speaker 1: like all business and just like really tough. She's probably
Speaker 1: gonna be like such a diva too to work with,
Speaker 1: you know, just by like and I just remember, like wow,
Speaker 1: her posture is like really straight, like she knows how
Speaker 1: to do these meetings. Then when we met, um, like
Speaker 1: for the first time, when we when we started working
Speaker 1: in the lobby. I remember you you like, you are
Speaker 1: so sweet to me. I think you like opened your
Speaker 1: arms to hug me, and I was just like, wow,
Speaker 1: she's so sweet. This is not anything I thought it
Speaker 1: would be like. And I was kind of nervous, like
Speaker 1: I thought I would really have to impress you, but
Speaker 1: you were just so cool, um and just like so sweet.
Speaker 1: I just remember seeing this just like like your eyes.
Speaker 1: There was just this like caring essence that was just
Speaker 1: like emanating out of it. I was. I just felt
Speaker 1: so safe. And then with Andrew, at first I remember
Speaker 1: thinking like, oh, wow, andrews like a very quiet and
Speaker 1: reserved guy. I thought you were very very like kept
Speaker 1: to yourself and like nervous. But then as I got
Speaker 1: to know you and hearing your stories, I realized, Wow,
Speaker 1: Andrew is like a cat with nine lives. He's lived
Speaker 1: all these different versions of life. He has so many good,
Speaker 1: funny stories, and um, he's very interesting. Yes, I think
Speaker 1: at first you were nervous and so you were quiet.
Speaker 1: I mean on the pod, I just felt like around
Speaker 1: the pot on the show. Yeah, it just I just
Speaker 1: want to make a good impression. You just don't want
Speaker 1: to like funk up, so you're a little bit nervous.
Speaker 1: And I didn't realize I probably how quiet I was,
Speaker 1: and like, but god, that is the second time I've
Speaker 1: heard this week that I have good posture, which is
Speaker 1: so not something I really like. I know for a fact,
Speaker 1: I do not have good posture of technic like, but
Speaker 1: I went to um, that's when your neck goes forward
Speaker 1: because you're looking at but I was. I went to
Speaker 1: a singing lesson the other day. I went to uh
Speaker 1: uh say with my dad this weekend at the venue
Speaker 1: that he was playing with his band, And I went
Speaker 1: to a singing lesson before that with my sound healer,
Speaker 1: which if you're in the St. Louis area, definitely go
Speaker 1: do a sound healing session with my sound healing lady
Speaker 1: Aria her Um. I would love to send besties to her.
Speaker 1: She is just like so sound healing. Obviously in raiky
Speaker 1: Is she also does that it's all about like energy
Speaker 1: that you don't even get touched. You just like lay
Speaker 1: on this bed and then they do all that. She
Speaker 1: does all this like like gongs and like makes these
Speaker 1: sounds that you're just like, where are you even getting
Speaker 1: these sounds? But your eyes are close. It's so healing
Speaker 1: and um if she does like pain management work, but
Speaker 1: she also does voice lessons and I take and she's
Speaker 1: turned into one of my best friends. But you can
Speaker 1: go to it's like aria Sound one oh eight, I
Speaker 1: think dot com you can just go to aria a
Speaker 1: r I Sound Healing. But um I told her I'd
Speaker 1: give her a shout out because she just is starting
Speaker 1: the sound healing journey and she's really good at it
Speaker 1: and like tapping into this like and where we were
Speaker 1: relating because I'm like I've always like secretly wanted to
Speaker 1: be a um A singer songwriter. I think that's like
Speaker 1: what I've always like it really am deep down and
Speaker 1: like I just have this like suppressed it. And she
Speaker 1: was like a choired director and she's also trans and
Speaker 1: so she is like very well versed in like feeling
Speaker 1: like something is locked inside of you that you should
Speaker 1: be that you aren't able to be because of people
Speaker 1: either telling you you can't be or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: And so we really like talked a lot about that.
Speaker 1: But she's amazing And I was going to a lesson
Speaker 1: the other day and she was like, one of the
Speaker 1: first things I noticed about you is that you have
Speaker 1: great posture, and so I was just like, what, I go,
Speaker 1: You're I didn't want to be mean, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're wrang Like I just know that I don't. I've
Speaker 1: taken an Alexander technique class and was lacking um. But
Speaker 1: it's really nice to hear that two times in a row.
Speaker 1: I do feel like if you're wearing when I put
Speaker 1: a suit on, yeah, when you're wearing a blazer blazer,
Speaker 1: it just it does something make your shoulders just like
Speaker 1: even if they might be shoulder pads, like maybe shoulder pads,
Speaker 1: but when I put a suit on, I'm instantly you
Speaker 1: don't want to sit like this in a suit because
Speaker 1: then it crumples up and you just look posture. It's
Speaker 1: so it's so crazy how much it can change people's
Speaker 1: perception of you. In your own perception of you, like
Speaker 1: when I walk straighter or you know. I remember reading
Speaker 1: one dog book about like how to train your dog,
Speaker 1: and they were like, when you walk your dog, your
Speaker 1: dog is looking for a leader, like once you're the
Speaker 1: pack leader, and they were like, walk like your Cleopatra,
Speaker 1: and it was stuck with me. And sometimes I remember
Speaker 1: it on walks when I need like like he's being
Speaker 1: a little bit pully on the leash or just kind
Speaker 1: of being annoying, I'll be like, remember to walk like
Speaker 1: Cleopatra and just you just all of a sudden, like
Speaker 1: have this power and grace about you, just pretending to
Speaker 1: be like more just like me, sitting like this is
Speaker 1: a different person than me. Like this, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is comfortable, and I want to sit like this
Speaker 1: most of the time. But good posture can be also
Speaker 1: be very comfortable, Like this is actually putting a lot
Speaker 1: more strain on your bones and your neck right now
Speaker 1: than if you were to sit like the Alexander technique
Speaker 1: is all about sitting so that you're all of your
Speaker 1: all of your bones are like balanced on each other.
Speaker 1: So it's really like holding up up like when you
Speaker 1: do this with a broom handle or something. You know
Speaker 1: you're balancing in your hand. You're not like it's not
Speaker 1: working hard. You're not working hard like when you're going
Speaker 1: like when you're sitting like um, like if I'm saying
Speaker 1: like this, like I'm having to support this, but if
Speaker 1: it's all balanced on top of each other. I don't
Speaker 1: have to do anything, And it's all about just like
Speaker 1: you can sit upright and just balance it on top
Speaker 1: of each other and it won't feel like you're having
Speaker 1: to like stick it up and it's like building it
Speaker 1: like blocks, like you're trying to balance a Jenga. And
Speaker 1: if you're like it, actually that makes sense. Now. Just
Speaker 1: imagine your favorite newscaster sitting like this and giving you
Speaker 1: the news like you want to Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just not it's not a good look. It just
Speaker 1: doesn't so I think we should go to war. Like
Speaker 1: imagine the president like so I'm like whatever, like Ukraine,
Speaker 1: Like I don't really like I'm not really with this.
Speaker 1: And it's just like even if it was a great speech,
Speaker 1: it was like, um, Joe, like you talk like posture
Speaker 1: means so much it's hard to correct though, Like you,
Speaker 1: it's not just about like, oh, just did a self
Speaker 1: esteem thing though, because sometimes I think maybe I don't
Speaker 1: believe in myself. Why would I sit up like that
Speaker 1: to like where would I do? Like why would I?
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's about like, yeah, having enough respect for
Speaker 1: yourself to sit up straight whenever I'm feeling nervous, like
Speaker 1: I can see to my body language, like I can
Speaker 1: just read how I'm my mood is if I see
Speaker 1: like a picture of myself or something like it just
Speaker 1: it's all over my body. Like you just get smaller,
Speaker 1: like I get very small when I'm feeling like insecure,
Speaker 1: and when I'm like engage as like excited, like I'm out,
Speaker 1: like I'm sitting up straight um, And sometimes you don't
Speaker 1: have that like loose guy like sometimes that's what when
Speaker 1: I wear heels and dresses, it forces me to have
Speaker 1: a certain kind of you stand a certain way, but
Speaker 1: my hips shut out. I mean on the set of
Speaker 1: Perfect Strangers, I was constantly being reminded to suck in
Speaker 1: and put my hips back and squeeze my ass so
Speaker 1: that my stomach goes in because I was wearing all
Speaker 1: these tight dresses and just like your stomach like goes
Speaker 1: out because I would just like stick my hips out.
Speaker 1: It's just more comfortable. Oh God. Jamie Lake Curtis recently
Speaker 1: came out and was like, I've spent I've been sucking
Speaker 1: in since I was eleven. I'm done, And she just
Speaker 1: like posted this picture where her like gut is out
Speaker 1: It's like that is like being a woman is in
Speaker 1: on TV. You're sucking in. I get so comfortable. And
Speaker 1: then if I've got posters because I'm having a good time,
Speaker 1: you know, we gotta go. That's all our shows for
Speaker 1: this week. We will be back next week with U
Speaker 1: I Plug Something What. We'll be back next week with
Speaker 1: what with one episode one episode network next week. Oh no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna people are gonna get Don't worry, guys. Is
Speaker 1: not like a trend. We're not trending towards like doing less.
Speaker 1: We're always going to be doing aiming for four week. Um,
Speaker 1: we're just starting a new season soon, so we're just
Speaker 1: getting that in place. A lot is going on behind
Speaker 1: the scenes. So we will be back and we'll be
Speaker 1: going live on Instagram. In the meantime. You can also
Speaker 1: subscribe to Andrew's new version of his like second season
Speaker 1: of his podcast Puddles, so for extra Andrew content during
Speaker 1: the time away Hill um A new episodes coming out Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I hope it's Tuesday on today because yesterday. I'm hoping
Speaker 1: either Tuesday or Wednesday. I haven't done I've only done
Speaker 1: like two Puddles in five months, which is my podcast
Speaker 1: that you were on multiple times and uh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: Brenna is now a reoccurring Yeah, because she didn't want
Speaker 1: to be. It was so funny. She's like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be. I don't want to be called a
Speaker 1: co host. Too much pressure. Yes she's here, Yeah, ring
Speaker 1: on my finger. Let's not do this podcast and let's
Speaker 1: grow up. Uh yeah, no so puddles. Yeah, thanks, please listen.
Speaker 1: I think it's really fun and we just you know,
Speaker 1: it's silly. Did you do two episodes? Did you do
Speaker 1: a couple of We just did one yesterday and we're
Speaker 1: going to have gas probably, but mostly it's just it's
Speaker 1: kind of a similar format to this, but just two
Speaker 1: people brown here. Okay, so it's so different. It's so different.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you so much for listening. Uh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I also go see on at Rockwood Music Hall. Uh
Speaker 1: this Thursday the at seven pm in New York City
Speaker 1: and um yeah seventeen uh tickets for me on the road,
Speaker 1: uh Nikki Glazer dot com. And then you can get
Speaker 1: pod cast merchandise that is now uh you know, selling
Speaker 1: like gangbusters at pod shop dot. Nikki Glazer dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. This week. We will
Speaker 1: be back next week with one episode, and then we'll
Speaker 1: be back to our regular scheduled four episodes a week
Speaker 1: after that. I love you, Besty so much. Don't give
Speaker 1: up on us. And oh, don't be Curl. I don't
Speaker 1: know I say cul, don't be Curl, don't be cure
Speaker 1: and jes what