Speaker 1: All from Lee Lee.
Speaker 2: Yes, you you know what. I'm an upset because you know,
Speaker 2: you called me and I said Lee, and then you
Speaker 2: answered like I like I was bothering you.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised. I'm gonna be completely honest, I'm just really
Speaker 3: surprised that it actually went through.
Speaker 2: Really, what did you think would happen?
Speaker 3: I thought that I would either hear the beep or
Speaker 3: the hello. This is the therapy, get go, you know.
Speaker 2: Fuck, there's so many there's so many things about the
Speaker 2: stream that I set up when I first started doing it,
Speaker 2: uh like almost a year ago, that I haven't changed,
Speaker 2: and that's one of the voicemails one of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not proud to how many times I call.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, well, it sounds like you've called a bunch. I
Speaker 2: want to know from you. What's your name? Lee? Lee?
Speaker 2: Is there anything that I can healthy with this evening?
Speaker 3: No, Honestly, just talking to like a E list celebrity
Speaker 3: is good enough for me.
Speaker 2: I'll take that that backhanded compliments.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, Lee, Okay, do you listen?
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear about this cool thing that
Speaker 3: I have on my my desk?
Speaker 2: I would love to hear about the cool thing that
Speaker 2: you have on your desk.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's an anime titty mouse pad with big hongolongas.
Speaker 3: They're pretty big.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and did you buy that? Like, did you buy
Speaker 2: that for like sexual like because it turns you on?
Speaker 3: It definitely doesn't turn me on, but uh, I like
Speaker 3: it a lot. I guess I don't know. If I
Speaker 3: saw her in person, I I just might be pretty
Speaker 3: turned on.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Do you have any like, do you have
Speaker 2: an affinity for like anime women?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should say. I'm a bit of a waboo.
Speaker 2: Do you do you like watch hantai and stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I exclusively watch Anti?
Speaker 2: Really you exclusively watch Anti?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't like regular porn?
Speaker 2: Interesting? Now what kind of HINTI do you watch?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 2: Like is it parodies of currently existing ip like like
Speaker 2: Peter Griffin having sex with like Linda from Bob's Burgers,
Speaker 2: or is it like original characters?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I like just you know that plain old
Speaker 3: vanilla you know, but it's like HINTI, So it's not
Speaker 3: it's not normal objectively, but it's not something that I've
Speaker 3: ever liked.
Speaker 2: Whatever the most vanilla hentai can be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2: Uh do you read it? Do you watch it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I watch it. I'm not a huge fan because, like
Speaker 3: you know, it takes a lot to you know, kind
Speaker 3: of kind of reach that peak for women.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's like two things I have to do, so I
Speaker 3: need both of my hands, so I don't I don't.
Speaker 2: Like to have to, you know, scroll to Like you know,
Speaker 2: what's super interesting about HENTI to me is that porn
Speaker 2: is easy. You can anyone can film porn, right, Uh,
Speaker 2: you know, amateurs can film porn. You can have to
Speaker 2: even even professionally. Filming porn doesn't take that many people.
Speaker 2: But to make animation takes the whole teams of people,
Speaker 2: Like it takes warehouses full of fucking people each making
Speaker 2: key frames, and like it's a really massive undertaking. Like
Speaker 2: a lot of people are involved in making this hent Tie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's incredible to.
Speaker 3: Me, isn't it. Can I ask you a really weird question?
Speaker 2: Will it take us off the off the hen Ti topic?
Speaker 3: Not particularly?
Speaker 2: No, Okay, what's the question, What is the.
Speaker 3: Weirdest thing you've ever jerked off to? You don't have
Speaker 3: to answer.
Speaker 2: I'm no, no, I'm trying to see if I can
Speaker 2: give you the real answer. I'm trying to like think
Speaker 2: of what the real answer that question is. I have
Speaker 2: an answer. I'm trying to think if there's anything weird
Speaker 2: in that though. All right, I'll tell you when I
Speaker 2: was uh, well, actually I was going to tell what
Speaker 2: I was going to tell you before you even asked me.
Speaker 2: That was the VET when I first when I was
Speaker 2: like whatever, thirteen, probably earlier than thirteen when I whenever
Speaker 2: I first started watching porn, I would watch I watched,
Speaker 2: I only watched Head Tie, and because I was like twelve,
Speaker 2: I was right, did I was like twelve and like
Speaker 2: Super Smash Brothers Brawl just came out and I think
Speaker 2: I was twelve. I don't remember how it was. And
Speaker 2: Zero Suit Samus I would just watch. I would google
Speaker 2: like Zero Suit Samus and Tie and that was like
Speaker 2: the very first. Like I don't know if I could
Speaker 2: like jerk off all the time, but I remember watching
Speaker 2: it at least.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, But.
Speaker 2: Now, the weirdest thing I've ever jerked off to was
Speaker 2: I think in middle school there was a porn parody
Speaker 2: of Left I probably talked about this on stream the
Speaker 2: other day, But there's a porn parody of Left for Dead.
Speaker 2: You know the video game Left for Dead called Left
Speaker 2: for Head and I remember I jerked off to that
Speaker 2: and it has the uh and it has this you know,
Speaker 2: the smoker from Left for Dead. He has this huge
Speaker 2: tongue that he like wraps you around in and Ship
Speaker 2: and in Left for Head though, his tongue is his cock,
Speaker 2: and he has this giant cock he like wraps Zoe
Speaker 2: from Left four Dead in And I remember watching that.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's that's really detailed.
Speaker 2: So you only watch like, does that mean that? Have
Speaker 2: you ever tried watching regular porn?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have. I've tried. I've tried a couple of different genres.
Speaker 3: You know. I give that, I give that milk a whirlwind,
Speaker 3: I give the stepsister ship, the lesbian ship. I mean,
Speaker 3: I've even watched Japanese porn, you know, but uh, there's
Speaker 3: just there's just something about reading subtitles and just listening
Speaker 3: to the over dramatized screeching of an anime girl that
Speaker 3: just I don't know, you know, it just it gets
Speaker 3: me going. You know.
Speaker 2: There's all sorts of, you know, opinions out there of
Speaker 2: how watching too much porn can ruin or create unrealistic
Speaker 2: expectations of the sexual experience. Yeah, I feel like I
Speaker 2: feel like if you only watch Hentie, that makes it
Speaker 2: like in terms of those creating those unrealistic expectations, probably
Speaker 2: makes it like, I mean, a hundred times worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would think that. But here's the thing, right,
Speaker 3: I wear the cock, So any unrealistic expectations I have
Speaker 3: about the size of my own dick is pretty much
Speaker 3: easily fulfilled. I would say, is pretty easy for me
Speaker 3: to get something that I can can just strap on
Speaker 3: and I I don't have a preference for the size
Speaker 3: of boobies. You know, A cup, d cup, They're all good.
Speaker 3: I love all of them.
Speaker 2: You know, dude, you should get a you know, you
Speaker 2: should fucking do you should get like a cell shaded
Speaker 2: sort of comic book cock. To use.
Speaker 3: A cell shaded comic book cock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you guys know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look it up right now.
Speaker 2: No, it's like a fucking it's it's like, uh, you know,
Speaker 2: like the way that like comic ship is animated.
Speaker 3: I think I kind of I'm kind of imagining it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, so I has has created this has created
Speaker 2: no friction in your normal sex life.
Speaker 3: I would I would say not now. It was only
Speaker 3: a few months ago that I decided. I say decided,
Speaker 3: like it's a choice. But I guess it was only
Speaker 3: a few months ago that I started really exploring my sexuality.
Speaker 3: And I gotta say, like, like, guys are great, you know,
Speaker 3: they're cool, They're fun to hang out with, Like so
Speaker 3: are women. And there's just something about you know, a
Speaker 3: woman that, uh, I just find a lot more appealing.
Speaker 2: Well, listen what he'd say.
Speaker 8: Your name was.
Speaker 5: Lee, Lee.
Speaker 2: I'm very happy that you're fine, Like what makes you happy?
Speaker 2: And I hope you have a wonderful rest of the night.
Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 3: All right, yep, you too, you have a great night.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep watching the stream.
Speaker 2: Goodbyely bye bye. Never weekend goes on the line, making
Speaker 2: your phone calls every night, verecond goes to side. I'm
Speaker 2: just teaching you your life is not.
Speaker 8: Really an expert.
Speaker 1: Call from Mac Mac.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, Mac?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 3: How are you Mac?
Speaker 2: I'm doing all right, Mac. Can you meet a stream
Speaker 2: for me real quick?
Speaker 10: Yep, I just turned off the streams.
Speaker 2: Have we spoken before, Mac?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: We have not interesting? Interesting?
Speaker 8: Hm?
Speaker 2: Hmm, what do you what? What? What? What? Sparked you
Speaker 2: to call in tonight.
Speaker 10: Well, I've been trying to talk to you for a
Speaker 10: while now.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, what about.
Speaker 3: I don't know just anything.
Speaker 10: Really, I've just I've been watching you for a while now,
Speaker 10: and I've been very excited, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Mac. Someone in the chat brought up the idea
Speaker 2: of every subsequent caller, we'll ask a question for the
Speaker 2: next call to answer, which I like. I think that's
Speaker 2: a fun idea. But another caller asked, what's your Do
Speaker 2: you have any regrets? Would you say you have any regrets?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I have some regrets.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I tend not.
Speaker 10: To speak up for myself and I tend to hide
Speaker 10: away from a lot of situations and confrontations. So I
Speaker 10: wish I had a little bit more confidence in that.
Speaker 2: Do you have any specific instances that you can remember
Speaker 2: in which you issue stood up for yourself?
Speaker 6: Yeah, especially so I went through emotional abuse with my mom,
Speaker 6: and that was very hard for me to go through.
Speaker 10: So a lot of the times where I was just
Speaker 10: being berated, I couldn't really stand up for myself and
Speaker 10: I just kind of didn't fight back.
Speaker 2: And do you feel like you're better suited to fight
Speaker 2: back now? Do you feel like you're better suited to
Speaker 2: stand up for yourself?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 10: I moved out of that situation. I'd been living on
Speaker 10: my own with my boyfriend for about a year and
Speaker 10: a half now, and we're doing.
Speaker 6: Great with each other.
Speaker 2: And what do you think gave you the what sort
Speaker 2: of flipped the switch? What gave you the power to
Speaker 2: start standing out for yourself more?
Speaker 10: Really, my boyfriend kind of helped me discover how to
Speaker 10: stick up for myself. He really stuck up for me
Speaker 10: there a lot when she wasn't really being a parent
Speaker 10: or a provider for me. So he kind of helped
Speaker 10: me find my voice.
Speaker 2: How did you and your boyfriend meet?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 10: It was marching band. He was a senior and I
Speaker 10: was a sophomore and we've been dating for almost six
Speaker 10: years now.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's awesome. You know I and this was
Speaker 2: high school or college?
Speaker 7: Can you repeat that?
Speaker 2: And then you this was high school marching band or
Speaker 2: college marching band?
Speaker 10: High school marching band?
Speaker 2: Interesting? That's cool, man, because you know, I talked a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of shit about high school relationships not being
Speaker 2: a good idea to carry into adult life. And I
Speaker 2: always enjoy being proven wrong by people. Who end up
Speaker 2: making it work. Uh, because you know which the world
Speaker 2: needs more pessimists for Listen, what did you say? Your
Speaker 2: name was?
Speaker 5: Mac?
Speaker 8: Mac?
Speaker 2: Give me a question to ask the next caller? Oh,
Speaker 2: I do you want to know? For a person, a
Speaker 2: random stranger?
Speaker 4: What do I want to know?
Speaker 10: Some really good advice for being an adult?
Speaker 2: Really good advice for being an adult? Watch, let's watch
Speaker 2: like a sixteen year old kid pretending to be eighteen
Speaker 2: be the next caller. I'm not you know, I'm a
Speaker 2: little like I'll probably blame you because I feel like
Speaker 2: you kind of brought that that energy in you, like
Speaker 2: sort of jinxed us a little bit. But hope that
Speaker 2: won't happen.
Speaker 10: Okay, you know what, It's fine, blame me all you want.
Speaker 2: I will. Hey, thank you so much for calling man,
Speaker 2: Then thank you for sharing. You have a good night,
Speaker 2: you too.
Speaker 7: How from Jude?
Speaker 2: Jude?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2: What's up? Jude?
Speaker 11: That much hanging out with the heads with.
Speaker 2: The Jude truth or there?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Truth?
Speaker 2: Do you have any advice on being an adult?
Speaker 11: Any advice on being an adult? I would say to
Speaker 11: myself in my twenties to just let go.
Speaker 10: Enjoy it a little bit.
Speaker 11: More because it's not the end of the world when
Speaker 11: you turn thirty.
Speaker 2: Because it's not the end of the world when you
Speaker 2: turn thirty.
Speaker 11: Right if any thing it becomes an I'm thirty two,
Speaker 11: so I'm just at the beginning of it. So I'm
Speaker 11: not like panicking about forty quite yet.
Speaker 4: But it's been fun.
Speaker 11: I don't know, like when I hit thirty, I just
Speaker 11: kind of realize that, like, oh, I can do whatever
Speaker 11: I want. I can do whatever I want, and that
Speaker 11: means like even I'm a girl, I can fix my
Speaker 11: bath head or I can go walking out at three
Speaker 11: am and it's not an issue. Yeah, it's just getting
Speaker 11: more comfortable with it, and it takes time enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Jude, it's so interesting you say that, because I've been
Speaker 2: thinking about this a lot lately. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: fear from people about getting older. But I've tried to
Speaker 2: like generalize things as much as I possibly can. And
Speaker 2: when you look at the world in a macro sense,
Speaker 2: you kind of can do anything unless if you're dead.
Speaker 2: The only thing that stops you. Is like very sort
Speaker 2: of new societal expectations of where a person should be
Speaker 2: in their life at a certain age. But as long
Speaker 2: as you're not dead or incapacitated physically, you can do
Speaker 2: anything right.
Speaker 11: Just try it out, go for it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you some questions. What's something when you
Speaker 2: were twenty you were saying that, you know, when you
Speaker 2: were younger, you were a little bit more stressed about
Speaker 2: getting older. Well, I want to hear something at thirty
Speaker 2: two that you didn't think you could do when you
Speaker 2: were in your twenties that you still do.
Speaker 11: I didn't think I could get a divorce.
Speaker 12: I was one of those twenties that like got married
Speaker 12: at twenty and the high school sweetheart, and I thought
Speaker 12: I was kind of stop because that's how they kind
Speaker 12: of tell you.
Speaker 11: You know, you grow up, you go to college, you
Speaker 11: get married, you have kids. And I had rushed that
Speaker 11: getting married a part and I was like, well, now
Speaker 11: I just wasted everything, you know, and I'm stuck with
Speaker 11: this dirt back. And it's not the case. I could
Speaker 11: do whatever I wanted, I could leave him, I could
Speaker 11: move all that time, and I did and the world
Speaker 11: didn't end.
Speaker 2: So you were afraid of getting divorced because of the expectations,
Speaker 2: and you know, the sort of external shame that you
Speaker 2: might have gotten.
Speaker 11: Might have I did when my husband, my us husband
Speaker 11: had left that out of our house. My parents had
Speaker 11: come over because I asked him to come over to,
Speaker 11: you know, just kind of talk me through it. What's going,
Speaker 11: what's the nuts stop? And my mom sat down and
Speaker 11: she said to what did you do? As in like,
Speaker 11: I caused it?
Speaker 13: Because you can't get divorced?
Speaker 11: You know, I just messed everything up.
Speaker 2: I mean, divorce is awesome anytime it happens. Theoretically, theoretically,
Speaker 2: I know, I know that sounds insensitive, but theoretically it is.
Speaker 2: Because if there's either two options, either something is great,
Speaker 2: in which case it keeps going, or it's not, in
Speaker 2: which case it should not keep going. The alternative to
Speaker 2: divorce is a bad thing that keeps going, whereas the
Speaker 2: divorce is getting rid of the bad thing and allowing
Speaker 2: both parties to move on in their life toward other
Speaker 2: good thing, as opposed to prolonging bad thing for what
Speaker 2: reason really?
Speaker 11: Exactly, So, if you did not want to drive a
Speaker 11: car anymore, would you have to go to the DMD
Speaker 11: and take three hundred dollars to take your license away?
Speaker 2: Exactly? It's a it's sort of a sunk cost fallacy.
Speaker 12: Of time exactly like marriage licenses should be renewable.
Speaker 11: You shouldn't have to pay more money to separate from
Speaker 11: a person. That I think is a terrible thing, like
Speaker 11: trap for people who try to get married and then
Speaker 11: get out of it. Like set a marriage license where
Speaker 11: it expires in ten years, go into your doll about,
Speaker 11: have a party, eat cake, and do it all over
Speaker 11: again instead of like people like just feeling like they're
Speaker 11: trapped in divorce.
Speaker 2: Now, once you got out of your divorce, then how
Speaker 2: old are you?
Speaker 11: I was twenty six?
Speaker 2: Twenty six, Okay, so it's been a while. What was
Speaker 2: your next move? Were you like trying to find someone
Speaker 2: new or were you like, I'm going to go live
Speaker 2: my own life for a little bit.
Speaker 11: Well, I moved out with my daughter and we moved
Speaker 11: in with my sister, got this crappy ass apartment back
Speaker 11: in our hometown, which is never a good feeling when
Speaker 11: you have to go back to the hometown after divorce,
Speaker 11: Like you.
Speaker 7: Said, that shame thing.
Speaker 11: It's sick in Stoll Town. So we go back and
Speaker 11: I meet up with my old high school best friends
Speaker 11: and he just got out of the warmed relationships and
Speaker 11: we started talking and we started dating and he's my
Speaker 11: best friend. And I've been married to him now for
Speaker 11: three years and we have four kids, and it's wonderful.
Speaker 11: If I hadn't gone through that, I wouldn't be wearing
Speaker 11: that now.
Speaker 13: And like, he's the best.
Speaker 11: I'm not sure if you remember Shitty improv. I was
Speaker 11: a very, very shitty hamster, but he was a.
Speaker 2: Great I do remember you guys from Shitty. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: so cool.
Speaker 11: He's hilarious. He's the light of my life. He's my
Speaker 11: best friend.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, happy to hear that that worked out for you.
Speaker 11: Advice for people growing up, like it gets it gets better, man, Like,
Speaker 11: just keep writing it and enjoy it. Only you only
Speaker 11: get one one time around.
Speaker 2: That you know, absolutely not the year. I feel like
Speaker 2: there's so many points, so like you know, your first marriage,
Speaker 2: first job, first whatever, where you're like, this is it
Speaker 2: nothing else after this? Uh no, further life. This is
Speaker 2: my life forever And it just never works out that way.
Speaker 2: And if something does get.
Speaker 13: I had to.
Speaker 11: I had to leave my job as a branch manager.
Speaker 2: M MD, do you have it back or.
Speaker 11: Did you no? I I decided to say a house
Speaker 11: life because I had a kid during the pandemic, and
Speaker 11: once again it was like one of those things that
Speaker 11: you're talking about with like being like this is it.
Speaker 11: Like I thought this was my career. I'm going to
Speaker 11: be a banker for the rest of my life, and
Speaker 11: then this, you know, my my life had to take
Speaker 11: a different turn and there is no room for that
Speaker 11: bank anymore, and you just got to lean into it
Speaker 11: and make the best out of it.
Speaker 2: Awesome, dude, thank you for sharing. Look, I'm glad that
Speaker 2: your life is going and about I love I love
Speaker 2: stories like these. This is I have. I have my
Speaker 2: little category of like favorite kind of stories, and I
Speaker 2: love things where like you think, so your life's going
Speaker 2: one way and then it goes the other way. And
Speaker 2: especially if if you're in a situation where like life
Speaker 2: is going one way and you're you're scared if it
Speaker 2: falls apart, but then it does, but then you rise
Speaker 2: out of the ashes into something you didn't even expect, right, And.
Speaker 11: Ain't it fun? It's so much fun?
Speaker 2: Hey, thank you so much for sharing. Man, you have
Speaker 2: a good rest of the night.
Speaker 4: You too, have a good one.
Speaker 1: All from gen Helma gem gem Oh it's jam jam Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like just spread on toast.
Speaker 2: Do you eat a lot of toast?
Speaker 13: Do you eat a lot of toast?
Speaker 2: How much toast do you eat, like on a weekly basis.
Speaker 13: Probably like half the local week.
Speaker 2: Do you eat toast every day.
Speaker 13: Pretty much?
Speaker 2: Is that healthy?
Speaker 13: Probably not?
Speaker 2: Do you value your physical health that much? Some people don't.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't.
Speaker 13: I try to.
Speaker 14: I try to eat right. Brand is my big like weakness.
Speaker 14: I'm a vegetarian and all that.
Speaker 2: So what inspired you to become a vegetarian?
Speaker 14: I just I just don't like the thought of eating
Speaker 14: something that like can talk, you.
Speaker 13: Know, not talk, but like make noise.
Speaker 2: Well, if something's well, if it's dead, it can't talk.
Speaker 8: I do eat fish I should have had.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, you know what, even if it's alive, it
Speaker 2: can't actually hold on, I don't think about it. Even
Speaker 2: if it's alive, it can't talk. Well, if you're eating
Speaker 2: something that can talk, you're that's you're probably going to jail.
Speaker 13: Well, I mean, like.
Speaker 14: It makes noises like a dog bark. Sure, sometimes when
Speaker 14: animals make noises it sounds like words.
Speaker 13: Parrots can talk, other birds can do you know?
Speaker 2: Actually that's what I was about to say. Can you
Speaker 2: eat a parrot?
Speaker 13: I mean personally me, no, but I mean you can.
Speaker 13: You can do any thing.
Speaker 2: You can do anything. I've always thought about this, like
Speaker 2: what animals? You know what? The funny thing about animals
Speaker 2: and eating them is the weird barriers between what is
Speaker 2: and is not okay to eat, Like could you No
Speaker 2: one can really answer the question of why it's okay
Speaker 2: to kill and eat a cow but not okay to
Speaker 2: kill and eat a dog.
Speaker 13: Exactly.
Speaker 2: There's no real answer to that question.
Speaker 13: Exactly.
Speaker 14: That's why I prefer to just stay away from it.
Speaker 14: I find good substitution. I'm happy with my eating habits
Speaker 14: for now.
Speaker 5: Hm.
Speaker 2: You know, here's the thing is veg Eating a cow.
Speaker 2: Eating a cow should theoretically be as bad as eating
Speaker 2: a dog. So when I'm eat eating like a hamburger,
Speaker 2: I should feel as horrified as if like I was
Speaker 2: eating my dog. But I don't. But I don't because
Speaker 2: there's like a fake mental thing that makes me see
Speaker 2: cows is like well who you know, fuck them and
Speaker 2: fuck fish? Who cares about them? We can eat those.
Speaker 13: Exactly. It's like many things in our society are.
Speaker 14: Just like a human made up thing, and we do
Speaker 14: things because we made it up that way.
Speaker 2: You know, going even further, going even further? Is it okay?
Speaker 2: Why is it so much worse to kill like a
Speaker 2: cat than it is to kill like the step on
Speaker 2: an ant?
Speaker 14: I think they are more ants in the world. Aren't
Speaker 14: there like a million ants to each person or something
Speaker 14: like that? And like, I guess people do have ant farms,
Speaker 14: but you're more likely to come across someone who has
Speaker 14: like a cat in the house from an ant parm
Speaker 14: you know, So.
Speaker 2: Is that it is? Is it that like the value
Speaker 2: of the life is lower because there's so many of them?
Speaker 14: I don't think that's the only reason, but I do
Speaker 14: think it's part of it.
Speaker 2: But then I feel like it gets it gets kind
Speaker 2: of relative.
Speaker 14: Because it's like, yeah, it's kind of like a bell courage.
Speaker 2: You can kill. How many fucking elephants are There's probably
Speaker 2: less elephants than people, And you can kill an elephant
Speaker 2: and eat like where it's who as a hat, it's
Speaker 2: it's trunk as a hat, and you don't go you
Speaker 2: don't go to jail, but a human you go to jail. Right,
Speaker 2: you're sick of this conversation. I can tell it's under
Speaker 2: understand No, No, I'm not. You don't want to talk anymore
Speaker 2: about killing things.
Speaker 13: I mean, we don't. I wouldn't phrase it.
Speaker 2: We can move we can move past this part of
Speaker 2: the conversation if you want. I'm ready to I'm ready
Speaker 2: to move on. I I I feel like I was
Speaker 2: the only I was like the main driver of the
Speaker 2: conversation in that direction, And I almost feel like I
Speaker 2: pulled you there without you. You came along, but I
Speaker 2: could tell you didn't. You weren't, like you didn't not
Speaker 2: want to be there enough to fight me on it.
Speaker 2: But I could tell you you maybe didn't want to
Speaker 2: be there.
Speaker 14: I mean, I mean, I'm like so against killing animals,
Speaker 14: but I don't eat most of them, So I guess
Speaker 14: that's my position on that.
Speaker 2: In theory, I'd like to say I'm against I am
Speaker 2: against killing animals, but I eat meat, so I guess
Speaker 2: I'm not at all. But I am again, but I'm
Speaker 2: I'm I'm in the weird sect of like, all right,
Speaker 2: some animals or you should never kill and then cows,
Speaker 2: we'll make new cows.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's just this weird human construct and it depends
Speaker 14: on where you are in the world, Like there are
Speaker 14: other places in the world where.
Speaker 13: It's taboo to eat cows. You know.
Speaker 15: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jim, who are you? What do you do with
Speaker 2: your life?
Speaker 13: I am nineteen.
Speaker 14: I currently I am not doing much with my life.
Speaker 14: I just kind of quit my jobs like last month,
Speaker 14: waiting for my least to run out, and then I'm
Speaker 14: gonna go live with a friend back home and figure
Speaker 14: things out.
Speaker 2: I guess I like that for you. I like that
Speaker 2: you're figuring anything. What are you trying to figure out?
Speaker 14: I really want to travel, I really do.
Speaker 13: I see.
Speaker 14: I think that's kind of why I can't make up
Speaker 14: my mind, because that gives me more time to be
Speaker 14: on the road.
Speaker 13: Because I currently.
Speaker 14: Live in Tempe, Arizona, and I'm originally from a small
Speaker 14: town in Ohio.
Speaker 2: So when you say you want to travel, like where
Speaker 2: we talk and we talk in international, we talk in
Speaker 2: van life, we talk in Europe, we talk we talk
Speaker 2: in Asia everywhere.
Speaker 14: Man, Like, I want to travel across the US, across Asia,
Speaker 14: across Europe, everywhere.
Speaker 2: Jim, let me tell you something, Jim, go out on
Speaker 2: the road. Go be on the road as long as
Speaker 2: you possibly can. You know, if I've looked into this stuff,
Speaker 2: because I'm thinking about running away from my entire life
Speaker 2: at some point it's not I mean you can't. You
Speaker 2: can't do it for free, but it's not horrifically expensive
Speaker 2: to travel around.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I've been looking into maybe getting in like a summer
Speaker 14: job at like a national park.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that. I like that. Yeah, check
Speaker 2: out the work away because I'll pay it.
Speaker 15: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I like that for you, jam, jam Jam. Let me
Speaker 2: let me get a question for another for the next caller.
Speaker 2: I forgot to do that last time.
Speaker 14: Oh how about what is your ideal way to die?
Speaker 2: Love it? Love it? Love it? Jam. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for sharing. You have a good rest of the night,
Speaker 2: you too, Thank you. My ideal way to die, for
Speaker 2: those who were wondering, is I'd love to be cooked
Speaker 2: and made into a sandwich for someone else to eat.
Speaker 2: I think, I think, when I die, here's what, here's
Speaker 2: here's my here's my thing, all right. I figured it out.
Speaker 2: When I die, and you can all when I when
Speaker 2: a lawyer comes and like settles my will or whatever,
Speaker 2: and you you, you can all batch this is on
Speaker 2: the internet, all right. When I die, put me feed
Speaker 2: me to like some cows and some chickens and some pigs.
Speaker 2: That's the circle of life. It'll make up for all
Speaker 2: the meat I've eaten. Put me in between a bun,
Speaker 2: put some barbecue sauce on my breasts, and feed me
Speaker 2: to some cows. That'll make up for it all.
Speaker 4: From Gabby. Hello, Oh, I kind of knew that I
Speaker 4: was going to get the call this time, and I
Speaker 4: just went outside and did an adult thing. And now
Speaker 4: I'm like overthinking everything.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, hold on, hold on, Gabby, Gabby looks
Speaker 2: stay with me here, Stay with me here, because you
Speaker 2: just said said a bunch of things. I'm gonna break
Speaker 2: them all down and before I want to remember what
Speaker 2: they are before I forget. One that I wanted to
Speaker 2: ask you about is that you knew you were going
Speaker 2: to get on. And the second thing I want to
Speaker 2: answer about is that you went outside and you did
Speaker 2: an adult thing. So I'm gonna remember those two things
Speaker 2: that I want to ask them one at a time. One.
Speaker 2: You say, first of all, we've never we've never spoken before.
Speaker 4: I so we've never spoke him before.
Speaker 2: And you you knew, you knew you had conviction that
Speaker 2: you were going to get on this time. Where did
Speaker 2: that conviction come from?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you know how like you can call onto
Speaker 4: the radio and when concert tickets or like food vouchers
Speaker 4: and we never get the call right. Well, I used
Speaker 4: to call in all the time and if you call enough,
Speaker 4: like of course you're going to get an answer. But
Speaker 4: I have what a few concert tickets and there's just
Speaker 4: that gut feeling and this call. I like, how the
Speaker 4: timing perfect. I was like, I'm going to get to
Speaker 4: talk to him the day, so I'm happy.
Speaker 2: I regret to inform you I have absolutely I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't have tickets to anything.
Speaker 4: I don't even think, oh, I've got to hang up now.
Speaker 2: Then maybe maybe that's why I should. I wish I could. Uh,
Speaker 2: I don't know what do you? What do you want? Gabby?
Speaker 2: What can I give you for being the the the
Speaker 2: something as color?
Speaker 4: I saw some people talking about a GET song. I
Speaker 4: want a GET song.
Speaker 2: A gekt song. Okay, good to know that there are
Speaker 2: more people out there who are interested in that. We
Speaker 2: will consult the consumer products division.
Speaker 5: Got it.
Speaker 2: I would love I would love like a gext store.
Speaker 2: I'd love a pop up store. I'd love to sell
Speaker 2: like god, you know what I want? You know those
Speaker 2: I fucking hate these things these giant phone cases that
Speaker 2: are not made for utility at all, the ones that
Speaker 2: like just make your phone super fat and bulky for
Speaker 2: no reason so that it.
Speaker 4: Can look like a penny for anything. Yeah, I know
Speaker 4: what you're talking about. I've had a few of those.
Speaker 2: You had a bunny like, Oh, that must be awful.
Speaker 2: It had probably the big fucking ears laying out right
Speaker 2: at the top. Yep, I would. I could never own
Speaker 2: it those, But I want something. I want like one
Speaker 2: of that, and it's it's a gecko and the tail
Speaker 2: is super long at the bottom and the arms go
Speaker 2: and just making it impossible for you to put your
Speaker 2: phone in your pocket.
Speaker 4: I think if you opened the shop or a pop
Speaker 4: up store and had something like that, I really think
Speaker 4: you do well. Honestly, it's make me come back.
Speaker 2: I gotta do more. I got it. We'll we'll, we'll
Speaker 2: put that in the we'll put that on the list. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you knew, Gabby that you were gonna get it.
Speaker 2: You said you stepped outside to do some adult stuff.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: I can I say it on your stream?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Well I just smoked and my roommate left
Speaker 4: me earlier, and I'm lonely, and I was just like,
Speaker 4: there's nothing else to do, so I went outside.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you smoked weed. If you If I
Speaker 2: had known that, I would not have let you say
Speaker 2: it on stream.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm talking about heroin.
Speaker 13: Actually.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I' kidding.
Speaker 13: No, I was just weird.
Speaker 2: I thought this call was about to get, uh turn
Speaker 2: into something.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 15: I started saying, shit, Okay, you smoked weed.
Speaker 2: You smoked, you smoked. We'll leave it at that. And
Speaker 2: you smoked with your friend and they left.
Speaker 4: She left me, and then I smoked.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you you she left first, and then you
Speaker 2: smoked to cope with sadness and the loneliness.
Speaker 4: Yes, she's going out of town for ten days and
Speaker 4: I missed her already.
Speaker 2: Is that codependent a little bit? How do you know her?
Speaker 2: How did you guys meet?
Speaker 4: I met her last year, my sophomore year of college,
Speaker 4: and then we just started hanging out. And this last
Speaker 4: semester I was at her place all the time. And
Speaker 4: now for the summer, one of her roommates moved out
Speaker 4: and asked if I would like pay her some money
Speaker 4: to live in the room because she wasn't going to
Speaker 4: be here, and she's still.
Speaker 2: Leete and tell me the codependency is about to get
Speaker 2: a lot worse.
Speaker 4: What it already is. Yeah, she woke me up this morning.
Speaker 4: I've been living here for like two or three months,
Speaker 4: and she woke me up this morning with the remote
Speaker 4: because I had like a job interview and she was
Speaker 4: smacking me with it because I wouldn't wake up. And
Speaker 4: I miss that. Who else is going to smack me
Speaker 4: with a remote to wake me up? You know?
Speaker 2: It's nice. That's nice. So you guys met in a
Speaker 2: sophomore year of college and you say you have a
Speaker 2: code the Pennant relationship. Let me ask you something, What
Speaker 2: if you had to pin it to something, if you
Speaker 2: had to pin it to something, would be the driving
Speaker 2: force behind your relationship.
Speaker 4: Behind my relationship with her? Yes, you know, we meet
Speaker 4: so many people and we have a lot of friends
Speaker 4: growing up, and I'm very grateful to have met a
Speaker 4: lot of people coming to college. But there's so many
Speaker 4: different types and it's hard to find that one person
Speaker 4: who you can really feel like is your soulmate, you know,
Speaker 4: even with a relationship and like just as my best friend.
Speaker 4: We get along so well. We have the same humor,
Speaker 4: we like, have the same characteristics, always dont to go
Speaker 4: do something new and have fun and just like let
Speaker 4: loose without getting too serious about life. But when life
Speaker 4: does get serious, I feel like she's always been that
Speaker 4: one person that has been there for me, has defended me.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I just love her. I doesn't mean
Speaker 4: to gush about my roommate.
Speaker 2: Well, now let me ask you something else. You say
Speaker 2: you are code dependent, and I know you're joking, but
Speaker 2: do you think there is any hint of truth in that?
Speaker 4: Absolutely? You know, we all say we want our alone time,
Speaker 4: and I would like to think that I'm independent, But
Speaker 4: when it comes down to it, like you do need
Speaker 4: someone to talk to you sometimes, and not a lot
Speaker 4: of us have that or it doesn't set that at least,
Speaker 4: so now that I have it, I don't want to
Speaker 4: lose it.
Speaker 2: Has it typically been difficult for you to form relationships
Speaker 2: like these? Like it's just a rarity for you to
Speaker 2: have a relationship as close as this.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm pretty open and I would like to
Speaker 4: think that others like we can all get deep and
Speaker 4: talk about stuff. But I I feel like so many
Speaker 4: of these relationships, and that's where I get into my
Speaker 4: own head, is like, oh, how long are these going
Speaker 4: to last? When you're not supposed to think about that,
Speaker 4: Like with my roommate, I've never thought about that. I'm
Speaker 4: just so grateful to hear and like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to think about an end time with it. And I
Speaker 4: don't think she's ever put that thought into my head.
Speaker 4: So I think that makes her special in herself. And yeah,
Speaker 4: it is like a rare relationship to form.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm glad that you've been able to
Speaker 2: find a relationship like this, and you know, look similar
Speaker 2: to ants. There's a lot of people in the world.
Speaker 2: I've always I felt I feel like I when I
Speaker 2: went from high school to college, I almost feel like
Speaker 2: I gained I had some sort of epiphany where I
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, you know, when you're young and you
Speaker 2: live in one place and you never leave it and
Speaker 2: you hang out with the same seven people, you start
Speaker 2: to form this thing in your head of all people
Speaker 2: are like these people that I hang out with, these
Speaker 2: you know, five people that I hang out with. I
Speaker 2: have met and befriended five people, and those five relationships
Speaker 2: and five friendships well form the basis of what I
Speaker 2: believe friendship to be as a whole, right, And then
Speaker 2: you meet new people and expand your horizons. And then
Speaker 2: you meet someone and you're like, I didn't know that
Speaker 2: there are people like you in the world. I thought
Speaker 2: i'd met all the people, but you don't. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you know, I'm excited for you to make more friends
Speaker 2: in the future.
Speaker 8: Dude, thank you.
Speaker 4: I think I think adding on to that, it all
Speaker 4: goes to like a certain type of person that you're meeting,
Speaker 4: and like they can all have different relationships, like meaning
Speaker 4: wise to you. So I've met a lot of people,
Speaker 4: and I would like to think that I'm close to
Speaker 4: enough people, but I do feel like you have whether
Speaker 4: it be one or multiple, but like a friendship fill
Speaker 4: me and for now and in the time being. I
Speaker 4: love her and I've never found anyone else like her.
Speaker 2: If she said to you, Gabby, I want to try Heroin,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to do it alone.
Speaker 4: Now that's a good question. I feel like, like Heroin
Speaker 4: is pretty bad. So I feel like I have to
Speaker 4: just like talk her off of that ledge and be
Speaker 4: like we can try something else, but maybe not Heroin.
Speaker 4: Is that bad?
Speaker 2: Is that bad? Or you're asking me if it's bad
Speaker 2: to not do heroin like.
Speaker 4: Trying something else? Maybe that means like going and doing something.
Speaker 2: What's what's one below heroin? Like maths crack? You can
Speaker 2: what's whatever one below it? You could try that.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I would want to try the
Speaker 4: one below it. There's so many different.
Speaker 2: You could do. You could go two below, three below it?
Speaker 2: What's three? What's when do we get to hard?
Speaker 14: Hard?
Speaker 15: Sider a drug?
Speaker 2: How? What's how many? What like? How many? What do
Speaker 2: you have to numerically if we ranked these, how much
Speaker 2: do you subtract until you get to a hard selter?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Ship, hey, let me get it, let me get a question.
Speaker 2: I feel like I forgot I was supposed to ask
Speaker 2: you a question.
Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't think about question was Oh, oh I
Speaker 4: got the job that I interviewed for today, So what
Speaker 4: is the worst job that the next?
Speaker 2: Okay? I like that. I like that. Oh wait, I
Speaker 2: know I forgot to ask you the question from the
Speaker 2: last car. How would you, real quick tell me what's
Speaker 2: your ideal way to die?
Speaker 4: I feel like, uh, it would be pretty ironic if
Speaker 4: I drowned, because I've always been really closed with water.
Speaker 4: So if it's like funny at least like for my life,
Speaker 4: I feel like that'd be a good way for me
Speaker 4: to go out.
Speaker 2: I totally wanted you to say heroin overdose to.
Speaker 4: Capwall, heroin overdose, my bad, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Gabby. You have a wonderful rest
Speaker 2: of the night, you too, Thank you for talking with me. Hey, folks,
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Speaker 15: All from the Super High, the Super High.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up, Lyle U dude, what's up with you?
Speaker 9: Well, right now I'm gonna walk away from the computer
Speaker 9: so I don't see you on stream. And I guess
Speaker 9: one of the things I came up with for a
Speaker 9: way to die. But maybe we can move on from
Speaker 9: that topic.
Speaker 2: Hm shit, Oh yeah, the thing was, Uh, what's the
Speaker 2: worst job you've had?
Speaker 3: Couy?
Speaker 2: Is there a way to comby in the two things?
Speaker 2: Did you? Maybe you died at one of your last jobs.
Speaker 9: Now, I didn't die, but I was electrocuted while climbing
Speaker 9: a telephone pole.
Speaker 2: If that counts, that counts a little bit. That's the
Speaker 2: that's the closest. That's pretty close. That's a way to die.
Speaker 9: And another thing too, is like getting over the fear
Speaker 9: of heights and always being up high, like twenty thirty
Speaker 9: feet working above expressways. I've seen some wild stuff in
Speaker 9: the fields.
Speaker 2: You've seen some wild stuff on the field. How unsafe
Speaker 2: is it really like when you're up there climbing telephone poles?
Speaker 2: So we could all send memes to each other, are
Speaker 2: you like, am I risking my life for nothing?
Speaker 9: It's not for nothing, because we got to power around
Speaker 9: the city, we got to keep the lights turned on,
Speaker 9: we got to make sure everyone has Wi Fi connected
Speaker 9: to their house phone calls going through, so it feels
Speaker 9: really important. But at the time I almost feel like
Speaker 9: an ant and there's an army of ants and I'm
Speaker 9: just one of the ants playing the game.
Speaker 2: M This goes back by the way. This by the way,
Speaker 2: it goes back to our previous conversation, which was kind
Speaker 2: of more like a monologue that I did at the person,
Speaker 2: but still about how why is it okay to kill
Speaker 2: an ant? But not like you know something bigger?
Speaker 9: I think I think there is. I think there is
Speaker 9: almost no answer to that question. It's almost as if
Speaker 9: every little being has some existence, and I don't believe
Speaker 9: in just turning the lights off on one. I feel
Speaker 9: like even like a rebirth in some sense.
Speaker 2: Really do you think a like if I kill an ant,
Speaker 2: that will it? Can it give rebirthed into something else,
Speaker 2: just another ant?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: I think I think it gets rebirthed into any anything
Speaker 9: around it surrounding.
Speaker 2: Because I got rebirth into another ant, I would just
Speaker 2: kill that ant. And by the way, if I kill
Speaker 2: if I kill a fucking moth and it gets rebursed
Speaker 2: into another moth, I bet it would be it would
Speaker 2: it best be getting rebirthed outside of my house, right, No, totally.
Speaker 16: I just I don't know.
Speaker 9: Maybe we can get off the killing topic for a second.
Speaker 9: Maybe how about Uh I had a question.
Speaker 2: Wait, I have a question for you, please, please please?
Speaker 16: What was your favorite color?
Speaker 2: That's my favorite color?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Black?
Speaker 9: And what if I said that black is a shade
Speaker 9: and not a.
Speaker 2: Color, I would say, again, I don't know anything about science.
Speaker 15: No, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite color?
Speaker 9: My favorite color has been It's funny because I would
Speaker 9: say black as well, but if it was a color
Speaker 9: based on the spectrum, I'd go with red.
Speaker 2: Do people get annoyed at you when you get specific
Speaker 2: about this?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, in the past it has been. You know, I've
Speaker 9: I've had simple people ask me questions and they're just like,
Speaker 9: what's your favorite color? I say black and then they
Speaker 9: tell me it's the shade like I did to you,
Speaker 9: And now I'm thinking black.
Speaker 2: And that pissed you off, and so you're kind of
Speaker 2: keeping the chain. Gun.
Speaker 9: Ah, you know what, that's actually pretty pretty good. Uh
Speaker 9: theory behind that? Yeah, that's uh, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's accurate.
Speaker 2: Yes, kam, all right, So I'll have to do this
Speaker 2: to someone next. Awesome, m Maybe that'll be well, I'll
Speaker 2: do it to the next caller. I'll ask them their
Speaker 2: favorite coller. Oh wait, no, no, no, no, I don't
Speaker 2: want that to be your question, though. What is the
Speaker 2: question I should ask to the next caller?
Speaker 9: Have you ever invented something?
Speaker 2: Have you ever invented something? I like that. That's a
Speaker 2: great question. I gotta write down some of these question
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna take some of these questions. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna expand upon them for next new streams. That's a part.
Speaker 2: That's a fantastic question.
Speaker 9: And the fun thing too, is it could be something
Speaker 9: very simple and minute, like, just something to speed along
Speaker 9: your day and make you more efficient.
Speaker 2: It could be a game, it could be a thought,
Speaker 2: it could be anything. I like that.
Speaker 15: Put that.
Speaker 2: Let's put that in the discord. I want to I
Speaker 2: want to remember that for later. Awesome.
Speaker 5: I appreciate you times.
Speaker 2: Of course, man, thank you so much for calling.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 15: Wow.
Speaker 2: How is black not a color? Let me get folks
Speaker 2: for for those of you who who heard the previous
Speaker 2: callers say that black is not a color, here's the
Speaker 2: thing that here, and you're like, of course, everything is
Speaker 2: a color. Here's the thing is anything theoretically is whatever
Speaker 2: you say. It is like if I if I just
Speaker 2: want to say that green is a type of dog,
Speaker 2: I can and when and if you were to tell
Speaker 2: me I'm wrong, I would say by what authority? And
Speaker 2: you'd be like reality and I'd be like, I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't abide by the authority of reality, and I
Speaker 2: would be correct. Still, you can do whatever you want
Speaker 2: all the time, or anything could be whatever you want
Speaker 2: it to be. All from hunt, Cunt, Yo, what's up, cunt?
Speaker 15: I totally expected the colleagues. Now, I'm surprised at all awesome.
Speaker 2: Have we ever spoken before? Cunt?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I called you one well you weren't live, you
Speaker 15: like picked up my call, and yeah.
Speaker 2: When was that? I do? I do? I do that? Sometimes?
Speaker 15: I was pretty shocked. I thought it was stake. I thought, like,
Speaker 15: I thought you were fucking with me at first, and
Speaker 15: I caught on pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: But you thought I was fucking bad, like in what way?
Speaker 15: Well, it looked like you were live. I don't use
Speaker 15: towitch a whole lot, So I thought it was you,
Speaker 15: like were live and you were messing with me.
Speaker 2: Out But no, there are rare occasions where because what
Speaker 2: happens is, like my Google Voice account, it's linked to
Speaker 2: my email. So if I'm on if I'm like checking
Speaker 2: my email and I get a call, it'll pop up.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I'm.
Speaker 15: Like, it's just like you're curious.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I'm like, fuck it, let's I'm gonna answer
Speaker 2: this call. Yeah, what did we talk about?
Speaker 15: I think you just asked me. Uh oh, you were like,
Speaker 15: what do I want in life? And I set a house.
Speaker 9: M hmm.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I picked up one of those calls once and someone said,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if I believed them, but they said,
Speaker 2: I found this number in the back of a taxi cab.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I believe it was that you take a
Speaker 15: place to find that. Yeah. Yeah, I've read it done
Speaker 15: a couple of times in a few cabs. I don't
Speaker 15: know if that specific time was me.
Speaker 2: You've you've written it or you said you've written down
Speaker 2: my phone number at a taxi cabs?
Speaker 15: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 15: Yeah? Like, like I'll just write them on like the
Speaker 15: back of stop signs and like taxicabs. And you know
Speaker 15: you like graffiti and bathrooms, are you sis? Yeah? Advertisement
Speaker 15: I like that.
Speaker 2: I encourage everyone listening. You know, I encourage nothing illegal.
Speaker 2: But you know, if you go to us, if whatever,
Speaker 2: you're in college, write it on every whiteboard in every
Speaker 2: class room you see, you know, get it out there.
Speaker 2: I want I would love to have this number like
Speaker 2: displayed as publicly as pot so that like we can
Speaker 2: get people calling in who don't even know that there's
Speaker 2: a twitch stream going on.
Speaker 8: How would you do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how I do it
Speaker 2: without littering a lot of like business cards all over
Speaker 2: the place.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah you could. Yeah, you could put them on
Speaker 15: like bulletin boards, like apartments have stuff like that. You
Speaker 15: just like put your number like leaving places.
Speaker 2: Let me let me ask you some Yeah.
Speaker 15: Sure.
Speaker 2: What's like a piece of art? You know, music, television,
Speaker 2: traditional art, I mean anything that you could consider art
Speaker 2: that you've consumed. Have you heard that you enjoyed?
Speaker 15: Yeah? Have you heard that? Like pea this song by
Speaker 15: Justin Bieber, what's it called? It's like I got my
Speaker 15: peaches out in Georgia? That song by Justin Bieber Radio? Yeah,
Speaker 15: probably that the melody it fits, It makes a good
Speaker 15: ring in my head and keep listening to it.
Speaker 2: How often would you say that song plays in your.
Speaker 15: Head a lot because it plays all the time.
Speaker 2: Can you had it away from it again?
Speaker 15: The song?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way the way you sang it was in
Speaker 2: like uh oh, it goes like this way. But I
Speaker 2: want you to sing it in a like I'm singing
Speaker 2: this song way.
Speaker 15: I can't do that.
Speaker 2: I refuse, you refuse.
Speaker 15: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Do you refuse because you cannot? It's a big difference.
Speaker 15: I just can't.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't believe you. I think you can.
Speaker 15: It's really nice of you. Maybe I'll do some voice lessons.
Speaker 2: How's it go? Because you started talking, you start doing,
Speaker 2: you started saying it, you started singing it, like to
Speaker 2: tell me how it went?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 15: Yeah, but I wasn't singing, was I? Did you think
Speaker 15: it sounded good?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: It's I can do it again the way that it wins?
Speaker 2: What what went the song Peaches in Georgia.
Speaker 15: I got my peaches out in Georgia.
Speaker 2: I got my peaches out in Georgia. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: just do that.
Speaker 15: I did it.
Speaker 2: But the you know, like, but you know, but you
Speaker 2: said it, we're trying to sing it.
Speaker 15: No, that was me singing.
Speaker 2: No, that was just saying it. How there's an example.
Speaker 15: Are you I'm confused? Are saying so? Are you saying
Speaker 15: I'm like, I wasn't singing it? Just now?
Speaker 2: What's a good question to ask the next caller?
Speaker 15: Where do you want to be in the next ten years?
Speaker 2: Love it? Thank you so much for calling man. You
Speaker 2: have the rest of the night.
Speaker 15: Got shout that number of collar before twenty in the chat.
Speaker 5: How from Michael Michael, Hi, Hi, I knew I was
Speaker 5: going to get through tonight.
Speaker 15: What's up?
Speaker 2: Ghek hold on? Ah, I haven't drank water in so long.
Speaker 5: You gotta do that. It's so important. You could wither
Speaker 5: up and die. I could wither up and die, especially
Speaker 5: you know, like I'm just saying you're a hot looking
Speaker 5: get go, and I mean that in multiple ways.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you you mean that multiple ways. To
Speaker 2: tell me all the ways and what you mean then, well.
Speaker 5: Like you know physically obviously, but also like temperature wise,
Speaker 5: it seems like you know you've got some good lighting
Speaker 5: going on at the very least, and you got to
Speaker 5: hydrate otherwise.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been thinking about a shout out to
Speaker 2: de shout out to Fairy Devin in the chat who
Speaker 2: dms me on Instagram and was like, hey, you know,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna be hiking and if you're gonna be
Speaker 2: in fucking Arizona this summer with your Gek makeup, it's
Speaker 2: going to fall off. And he sent me these this
Speaker 2: settings spray. I did not know that this stuff existed.
Speaker 2: Settings spray that you can like fucking spray your fucking face.
Speaker 2: I could spray my face with like a thing. It
Speaker 2: makes it so that if I'm out in the sun,
Speaker 2: it won't come off.
Speaker 5: That makes sense to me. I mean, like, I'm a
Speaker 5: big Star Trek fan, and they had that character Dato
Speaker 5: who's all silver all the time. They must have been
Speaker 5: using that shit with him.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, I'm gonna need you know, I'm hiking
Speaker 2: the Grand Canyon and this ship. You know I'm gonna
Speaker 2: need a whole bottle. What I'm probably gonna do is
Speaker 2: I'm gonna uncork the spray part of it and just
Speaker 2: pour the liquid all over my face.
Speaker 5: That you should read the labels on that first gap
Speaker 5: to make sure.
Speaker 2: Why I'm smarter than I look at literally every warning
Speaker 2: label I look at. I go, you are an object,
Speaker 2: don't tell me what to do. I'm a human being
Speaker 2: of my own agency. I don't bow down to the
Speaker 2: requests of things.
Speaker 5: You don't even have a mouth. How are you gonna
Speaker 5: tell me what to do?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 5: All right? I'm down? You do you gek? Honestly? Who
Speaker 5: needs to see? There are plenty of people who don't.
Speaker 11: Fuck?
Speaker 2: What was what was the what was the question that
Speaker 2: the other caller told me to ask her? Hold On,
Speaker 2: I'm we're a no, no, don't. I'm gonna sit here
Speaker 2: until I remember it. Don't tell me. I'm gonna sit
Speaker 2: here until I remember. Okay, hold on.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna tell you because I don't remember either.
Speaker 2: I'm not looking at the chat. We're gonna sit here
Speaker 2: for a long time until I remember it. What is it?
Speaker 2: What was it? He said? Colorado for twenty oh? Fuck?
Speaker 5: Hold on, I remember that?
Speaker 2: Hold On? Hold I need to focus here. What did
Speaker 2: he say at the end? I'm not looking at chat?
Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't go the whole check if
Speaker 2: you said around, I'm not looking.
Speaker 5: I'm not looking at it either. Just for the record,
Speaker 5: going and blind good?
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 5: Shit?
Speaker 2: Chat? What do we say? Where do you see yourself
Speaker 2: in ten years? Great? Where do you see yourself in
Speaker 2: ten years.
Speaker 5: Oh man, that's like such a loaded question with me
Speaker 5: because I got a five year old, so like, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna be raising a teenager and that's going to be
Speaker 5: fun as hell, I hope, except it's probably going to
Speaker 5: be scary as hell too, because teenagers are a lot.
Speaker 2: Five I I don't hang out with a lot of kids,
Speaker 2: so I'm not like, I don't know the what age
Speaker 2: are they like people where you can talk to him?
Speaker 5: Oh, he's totally conversational. It was hilarious the other day.
Speaker 5: I was like, all right, y'all, I'm gonna go take
Speaker 5: a bath, and he looked me and went, that's your prerogative, Dad, Like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, I'm prerogative.
Speaker 2: But fifteen is an interesting because I have fifteen. They're
Speaker 2: They're kind, They're kind of like a real like a
Speaker 2: real person, and you can like, you know, I actually
Speaker 2: talked to you a lot of.
Speaker 5: Getting up the Shenanigans at that age. When I was fifteen,
Speaker 5: I was in trouble.
Speaker 2: You were you were in trouble. What kind of trouble
Speaker 2: were you in?
Speaker 5: I was a military school at fifteen.
Speaker 2: Really they sent you away?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: They sent me away?
Speaker 2: What did they do to get you sent What did
Speaker 2: you do to get yourself sent away?
Speaker 5: Oh let's smoke in the marijuana.
Speaker 2: Nothing bad, that's it.
Speaker 4: Just for that, That's what I was saying.
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, listen, see my grandma's who
Speaker 5: raised me, and she would always threaten me with it
Speaker 5: anytime I even acted a little out of line, which
Speaker 5: just meant smoking marijuana. And uh, I got caught in
Speaker 5: school with it, and they wanted to spend me and
Speaker 5: she was like, no, he's going to military school. And
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh damn, you were serious, and then they
Speaker 5: like shaved my head and shit, and I was there,
Speaker 5: prappy year dude.
Speaker 2: If I were high and talking to my grandma, I
Speaker 2: could not stop laughing, and she's like, yeah, I'm sending
Speaker 2: you to military school. I would just burst out. I
Speaker 2: think that that might have made of dust.
Speaker 5: That's probably what got me sent there was I would
Speaker 5: just like she would threaten that, and then I would
Speaker 5: just laugh in her face. And then one day she
Speaker 5: was like fuck you and just actually did it.
Speaker 2: But how can she she can't, how can she send
Speaker 2: you to military school? Like she's he was my.
Speaker 5: Adoptive parent, so.
Speaker 7: Like it's complicated and.
Speaker 2: You you made it out of course. How old are
Speaker 2: you now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh gosh, I'm thirty three.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 5: It was shit. You know. They give a whole bunch
Speaker 5: of teenagers imaginary military ranks and then let them like
Speaker 5: fucking go to town at one another.
Speaker 15: It's it's wild go.
Speaker 2: To town on one another like engage.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I mean honestly sort of. Yeah. They there
Speaker 5: were a lot of fights in the barracks and stuff
Speaker 5: like that. The year after I left, someone had to
Speaker 5: get reconstructive facial surgery because they got the ship beat
Speaker 5: on them with master lock in the sock. Didn't happen
Speaker 5: when I was there.
Speaker 2: There were a lot of smoking weed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were smoking too much weed, and they got violent.
Speaker 2: So they were beating the shit out of each other.
Speaker 2: I mean, for any particular reason, or was it just
Speaker 2: put a bunch of put a bunch of troubled, violent
Speaker 2: kids in one place and uh, we'll see what happens
Speaker 2: kind of thing.
Speaker 5: It's more along those lines. There were some like tensions
Speaker 5: for other reasons, like there was a pretty racially divided
Speaker 5: military school which had a very big black population and
Speaker 5: white population and Latino and frankly everybody. So there was
Speaker 5: that kind of tension. And then there was a lot
Speaker 5: of classesm too, because there were some people who were there,
Speaker 5: like from the inner city who got in there on
Speaker 5: programs and shit like that, and other people whose rich
Speaker 5: ass parents sent them there, and there was clashes and
Speaker 5: yeah no, And then you add in imaginary military ranks
Speaker 5: where like you can literally report people because they're your
Speaker 5: subordinates and shit like that, and like, yeah, no, people
Speaker 5: people got wild.
Speaker 2: There were your supportinates. Now how did you get How
Speaker 2: do you rise in the ranks? Do you just like,
Speaker 2: if you beat the shit out of a kid, you
Speaker 2: become a corporom.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't know I stayed a private if I had
Speaker 5: the guests, it's probably by following the rules and like
Speaker 5: not getting in trouble and excelling academically and probably in
Speaker 5: what do you call that athletics. Yeah, I didn't do that.
Speaker 2: So that was kind of would work out because then
Speaker 2: the theoretically all the higher ups would be like nerds.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's probably the military in general for you.
Speaker 2: How is it the military in general? You just described
Speaker 2: to me a whole bunch of people beating the shit
Speaker 2: out of each other with the back of rifles and shit,
Speaker 2: it doesn't sound like yeah at all.
Speaker 5: And the only ones who managed to get all the
Speaker 5: way up through military school into military college and then
Speaker 5: like become high ranking military officials. They're fucking nerdy ass
Speaker 5: motherfuckers who excelled academic and managed to pass all their
Speaker 5: tests correctly and keep enough brain.
Speaker 7: Cells to do so.
Speaker 2: The way you're talking about this, it makes it sound
Speaker 2: like kind of like prison.
Speaker 5: It was kind of like prison, except not nearly as
Speaker 5: bad because there was no license plate stamping and shit
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: License plight stamping sounds fun. I want to learn how
Speaker 2: to write cock and write like kunt on.
Speaker 5: A license plate, you know what I mean? Just like oops, sorry, three.
Speaker 2: Now you're thirty two and you did this when you're fifteen.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you before we go. Is there anything
Speaker 2: as a thirty two year old that you learned when
Speaker 2: you were in middle that you when you were in
Speaker 2: a military school that you used today?
Speaker 5: Oh? God, yeah. I learned how to dissociate in shitty situations.
Speaker 5: So now if I'm in a bad situation, I can
Speaker 5: just kind of like it's almost like it's not even
Speaker 5: happening because I'm so used to being in bad situations there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we got to someone. We got to
Speaker 2: write you like a bridge to Terabithia style coming of
Speaker 2: age story of a kid who gets sent to military
Speaker 2: school and disassociates, like imagining fictional land of what's your
Speaker 2: name Michael, Michael, Michael Bythia Michael Topia, and you escape
Speaker 2: into you befriend all these magical creatures and they beat them. Yes,
Speaker 2: and then you actually you're actually using reality to escape
Speaker 2: from fantasy. You are like, I want to stay in
Speaker 2: military school so I don't have to creep into the
Speaker 2: part of my brain where monsters give me wedgies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, one wants that. It's not a fun place
Speaker 5: to be.
Speaker 2: Hey, what's the question we should give to the next caller?
Speaker 5: Do they believe in aliens?
Speaker 2: I like it? Thank you so much for Sharon. Then
Speaker 2: take the guy.
Speaker 13: All from David.
Speaker 2: David.
Speaker 8: Okay, so I got a crazy story to tell you.
Speaker 8: I just got it out of an abusive relationship.
Speaker 2: Wait when you say you have you say you have
Speaker 2: a crazy story to tell me, I like what I
Speaker 2: want to kind of start doing this thing now when
Speaker 2: people want to tell stories, can we like Quentin Tarantino
Speaker 2: this a little bit like I want to hear how
Speaker 2: mapped out is your story in your head?
Speaker 8: I mean if you try.
Speaker 2: To run me over, Like here's what I mean, Like,
Speaker 2: can we take can we can we take the middle
Speaker 2: of your story? Start with that, and then and then
Speaker 2: we'll go back to the beginning, like in a way
Speaker 2: of like we we start out one place and then
Speaker 2: we're like that's we that's our one scene, and then
Speaker 2: you go, I wonder how you how we got here?
Speaker 2: And then we start at the beginning, like can we
Speaker 2: get to like the middle, Like you don't have to,
Speaker 2: we don't. I gotta star in the middle, but like
Speaker 2: give me like a one one the one middle part,
Speaker 2: and then we'll go back and we'll do it chronics.
Speaker 8: The most important part involves you, I think.
Speaker 2: Really, let's I want to hear that part right now?
Speaker 8: She burned my therapy gecko shirt.
Speaker 2: Perfect. Perfect, All right, let's start from the beginning.
Speaker 8: Okay, So we've been on and off for six years.
Speaker 8: I don't know. It was really good. We got back
Speaker 8: before COVID started, like legitimately, like January second, we started
Speaker 8: seeing each other again. Things were good, but then things
Speaker 8: went chaotic and I don't know, it was just toxic
Speaker 8: on both sides. She thought I was cheating unheard I wasn't.
Speaker 8: She broke my laptop in the process, uh destroyed my
Speaker 8: PC monitor, destroyed my house, put like seven holes in
Speaker 8: my walls, keep my uh MIDI van just destroyed the
Speaker 8: entire apartment. And I don't know. I was just miserable
Speaker 8: after that. And I don't know. I mean, I tried
Speaker 8: to fix things, try to be better, but it just
Speaker 8: wasn't the same. Man for the sack and it just
Speaker 8: got abusive and all that stuff on both parts. I think,
Speaker 8: like both of us that presidents in it to where
Speaker 8: every time we got into a fight, it would get
Speaker 8: that low like physically, which I wouldn't hit her or
Speaker 8: anything like that, but it.
Speaker 4: Was just it.
Speaker 8: She would hit me, and you know, it just wasn't healthy.
Speaker 8: I want to get out of it. Anyways, fast forward
Speaker 8: to like this year, I finally cut it off. I'd
Speaker 8: go to jail, I move out. All this stuff happens,
Speaker 8: I got court coming up next week, and after everything
Speaker 8: has happened, I'm just like, hey, because I just bought
Speaker 8: your shirt because I've been watching Therapy Get Go a lot,
Speaker 8: and I listened when I first found it out about you.
Speaker 8: I listened to you at work all the time, and
Speaker 8: I like listened to all your podcasts on Spotify, like
Speaker 8: in a weekend because I worked for our shoes. So
Speaker 8: I bought your shirt. I bought your shirt, and uh,
Speaker 8: I was really excited. I got the uh Alaska is uh,
Speaker 8: it's a city, it's not a state, or Alaska is
Speaker 8: not or yeah whatever about that, took a picture with
Speaker 8: it mm hmm, and uh I was looking for it
Speaker 8: one day. I was like, did I leave that at
Speaker 8: her place? Like by accident? And turns out I did,
Speaker 8: And that was like the one of the last things
Speaker 8: I asked about her before we blocked each other was
Speaker 8: if she still had that. She Uh, she burned it.
Speaker 8: She said fuck you, I hate you all this other
Speaker 8: hateful bullshit and later apologized like this week and all
Speaker 8: that stuff. But I was thoroughly upset that she burnt
Speaker 8: it because it was my favorite shirt at the time
Speaker 8: and only wore like I only wore it like three times.
Speaker 2: All right, well you gotta all right, well you gotta
Speaker 2: DM me because I'm I'll send you a new shirt.
Speaker 8: Dude, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: I'll send you a new shirt, all right, Bet.
Speaker 8: But like, I don't know, it's it's I'm going therapy
Speaker 8: for it, like seriously as far as like the abusiveness
Speaker 8: and me work on myself as a person. And I'm
Speaker 8: just glad I'm out of it. But uh yeah that's
Speaker 8: where I'm at.
Speaker 2: Damn. So mm hmm you said you went to jail.
Speaker 2: What did you go to jail for? If you don't
Speaker 2: mind me asking?
Speaker 13: Do you y?
Speaker 8: Because like she, uh had a guy over while we
Speaker 8: were still kind of trying work things out, and I
Speaker 8: just kind of went off and stuff like that. But
Speaker 8: he was like a technicality?
Speaker 4: Do you I?
Speaker 8: So I was like in the driveway and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh so you it was a it was a what
Speaker 2: is a what is a technicality?
Speaker 8: Do you? I? Keys in the ignition?
Speaker 2: H interesting? M yeah, So off again with her?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just stupid. I'm talking young and dumb and
Speaker 8: I'm new to all this bullshit. You man on twenty
Speaker 8: four but this is my first relationship.
Speaker 2: Okay, where where you know?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 2: That? When? When when did you guys finally become off off?
Speaker 2: Like off off?
Speaker 17: Uh?
Speaker 8: Probably a couple of months back?
Speaker 2: Okay, and what have you been doing since?
Speaker 8: But I was looking I was looking for that shirt
Speaker 8: a month ago. And so I'm this is true about
Speaker 8: a couple of weeks ago. Seem maybe if she might
Speaker 8: have had it, turns up she did.
Speaker 2: Did she buy any chance send you a picture of
Speaker 2: the shirt on fire?
Speaker 8: No, I don't think she's just that. Of all the
Speaker 8: things that she's like done, it would like it just
Speaker 8: if I knew she had it, I knew it was
Speaker 8: gone like it was at that point.
Speaker 15: I just.
Speaker 8: Mhmm, yeah, there's no way, because.
Speaker 2: I would be I would use that in like the
Speaker 2: in the store. I think that would be kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, what do you think a picture
Speaker 2: of the shirt on fire? Like you're just kind of
Speaker 2: uses to it. I feel like it's a good selling
Speaker 2: points in some ways.
Speaker 8: Now I have pictures of everything else she's destroyed, but
Speaker 8: other than that, hmmm.
Speaker 2: So okay, So you gotta let us about a month ago,
Speaker 2: and what have you been doing since? What have you
Speaker 2: been up to? You've been working, You've been seeing other people,
Speaker 2: even holding off on dating, kind.
Speaker 8: Of holding off on dating. I'm trying to work on myself,
Speaker 8: get back to school, walking through the graveyard with a
Speaker 8: weighted vest type of thing.
Speaker 13: Reading more.
Speaker 2: I like all that you already go to school for.
Speaker 8: Electrical engineering.
Speaker 2: Electrical engineering, I got.
Speaker 18: Like seventy credits and all that stuff, and I just
Speaker 18: kind of dropped out because I kind of got I
Speaker 18: don't know, I just got depressed and went through a
Speaker 18: hole and I was like, you know what, I don't
Speaker 18: know if this is me right now?
Speaker 8: So I dropped out and.
Speaker 2: And you know, sort of as it stands, now, how
Speaker 2: are you feeling about school and life and everything.
Speaker 8: I think I want to get into artificial intelligence type
Speaker 8: of things like I want to. I've been listening into
Speaker 8: your podcast and Lex Friedman's if you know who he is?
Speaker 8: Who Lex Friedman?
Speaker 2: Lex Freedman? Who is Lex Friedman?
Speaker 8: He does artificial intelligence and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Interesting, ooh, you can help us build the gekpot.
Speaker 8: Maybe maybe I have been listening to a lot of
Speaker 8: how that stuff works out, and it is very interesting.
Speaker 8: Like there's an Amy Winehouse impersonation bot and it was
Speaker 8: really beautiful. I really like this soundtrack.
Speaker 2: That stuff gets scary. The deep fakes and you see
Speaker 2: this guy on TikTok deep fake Tom Cruise. You ever
Speaker 2: seen this?
Speaker 8: No, I think there's a deep fake.
Speaker 2: Mona Lisa dude, it's so uh, this is a whole
Speaker 2: tangent here, but it is so interesting and I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna think I know anything about any of the stuff.
Speaker 2: But how the law the lawmakers are gonna have to
Speaker 2: be sprinting to catch up with technology.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the bureaucracy isn't catching up obviously. They're trying to, like,
Speaker 8: you know, Internet, all this bitcoin, kinda trying to regulate that.
Speaker 8: But you just can't.
Speaker 2: You can't. Everyone's got to go and get in their
Speaker 2: illegal ship now while they still can, before I finally catch.
Speaker 8: Telling you all all the drugs in the mail and
Speaker 8: whatever it is that you're doing. Do it now while
Speaker 8: you can.
Speaker 2: Dude, if you want to inflict upon my intellectual but
Speaker 2: if you if someone wanted to like deep fake me
Speaker 2: and make another stream, it's probably legal. Someone could just
Speaker 2: steal the therapy, getck of my face, of my fucking face.
Speaker 8: The piece easily easily. They do it already, like taking
Speaker 8: your clips. Maybe modify a little bit.
Speaker 2: You know, listen before we go me just good. A
Speaker 2: question for the next caller.
Speaker 17: Uh, what is your favorite piece of sentiment?
Speaker 8: Like what what item the hold sentimental value? That is
Speaker 8: kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Item that holds sentimental value. God, that's a good question. Listen, David,
Speaker 2: send me a DM I'll send you in new shirt.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you of course, man, we'll do you.
Speaker 2: Take care. I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 1: You too, all from Hello?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 2: Do you want to explain that noise?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to be sorry.
Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 15: What's up? GEK?
Speaker 7: How's your day?
Speaker 2: My day's going good?
Speaker 15: Did how you doing good?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it's actually not good.
Speaker 8: I'm lying.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be honest here. It wasn't that good of
Speaker 7: a day. But I get to I get to not
Speaker 7: have a good day.
Speaker 2: Why was your day not going good?
Speaker 7: I don't know. Just kind of going through like a
Speaker 7: quarter life crisis. Quarter you ever just like get really yeah,
Speaker 7: yeah yeah, the kind of like you go to work
Speaker 7: one day and you're like, Hey, what the hell am
Speaker 7: I doing?
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 7: Why am I here? Why am I doing this job
Speaker 7: to make money to afford the things I want to
Speaker 7: do with my life? But I can't do most of
Speaker 7: those things anyways, because I've worked the next week and
Speaker 7: the day after.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Uh, let me ask a couple to how old
Speaker 2: are you.
Speaker 7: I'm twenty six.
Speaker 2: Twenty six, you're actually that's actually six years a little
Speaker 2: late for the quarter life crisis. A lot of people
Speaker 2: think they'll live to be one hundred probably probably not
Speaker 2: gonna it'll probably live to be about eighty. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: quarter life crisis. You you're a little six years late.
Speaker 2: But that's besides the point. What is it that you
Speaker 2: want to do?
Speaker 7: Honestly, man, not just sound like like a total yuppie,
Speaker 7: but I guess, like I don't know, just like not
Speaker 7: work every single day, and I guess, you know, enjoy
Speaker 7: being around my fami family, enjoy being around my friends
Speaker 7: and whatnot. Travel the world, you know, I'm tired of
Speaker 7: I guess a lot of people are. It's kind of
Speaker 7: the norm now where everyone's like kind of sensitized to
Speaker 7: you know, for example, like TikTok that show, oh, five
Speaker 7: Ways to be a Millionaire or five places you need
Speaker 7: to see.
Speaker 13: In the world.
Speaker 7: But I want to do that.
Speaker 19: I don't want to just see it, you know. M
Speaker 19: oh wait uh, I'm a salesman.
Speaker 7: I work in space planning.
Speaker 2: You're gonna stace planning. What part of the country you
Speaker 2: live in?
Speaker 7: I live I grew up in Louisiana and I'm in Texas.
Speaker 2: Now like Austin Texas expensive place in Texas.
Speaker 7: More like poop poop peepe Texas, poop and poopy Texas.
Speaker 2: I feel like, I mean, I feel like you can
Speaker 2: save a lot of money living in poopoo poopy Texas.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's starting to get a little bit more
Speaker 7: expensive in poofhoo peepee Texas because poofoo peepee is starting
Speaker 7: to become cool and hip, and now it's like, oh,
Speaker 7: we got to raise this money. Uh and like make
Speaker 7: housing unaffordable and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you you're twenty six? Do you work remotely
Speaker 2: or do you have to go into a place?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 7: So I have to go in. We worked remote probably
Speaker 7: for like maybe two months and then now because I'm
Speaker 7: not like married with kids or anything, so they're like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 7: come in. I'm like okay.
Speaker 2: So well, because you could do a couple of years,
Speaker 2: because you could find a remote job, you could move
Speaker 2: back in with your parents for a year and save
Speaker 2: up a lot of money. Mm hmmm, what do you do?
Speaker 2: Is there any like thing that you do in your
Speaker 2: life that you feel like you could spend less money on?
Speaker 2: Because I think about this ship all the time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, I feel you anything in my life, I
Speaker 7: don't know. I feel like my hobbies are just really expensive.
Speaker 7: So that's kind of what kind of like my my release.
Speaker 2: What what are these expensive? Are you a drag racer,
Speaker 2: you're a you're a car I'm gonna guess, Uh, give me,
Speaker 2: give me. I want ten guesses. No, that's that's successive.
Speaker 2: I want five guesses. All right, all right, you're all right.
Speaker 2: I already used the car guy. That was my free one.
Speaker 2: You collect expensive sports memorabilia. Nope, you go sailing.
Speaker 7: No not No, we don't have water in Texas.
Speaker 2: Expensive hobby. You're a musician, No, not anymore. Chat you
Speaker 2: want to try Hold on golf?
Speaker 7: Uh no, I'm not a boomer.
Speaker 2: All right, hold on, we get one more. I want
Speaker 2: to pick one more. Kay, you paint expensive figurines. No.
Speaker 7: I saw someone type in only fans addict, and it's
Speaker 7: pretty sad. Pretty sure there's people out there that.
Speaker 2: That baby you scrapped a lot only fans.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I I do not do only fans.
Speaker 2: All right, it's an expensive hobby, by the way, you
Speaker 2: said fans.
Speaker 7: Yeah, honestly, you're you're pretty close on the first one.
Speaker 7: I furry. No, I I like working on motorcycles in furry.
Speaker 2: Because I've talked to a couple of furries. Apparently the
Speaker 2: fur suits are very expensive. I will I'll tell you guys,
Speaker 2: I'll be conspare with you guys, these gecko suits. Not
Speaker 2: that I'm a furry and these gecko suits. If I
Speaker 2: show if I were a furry and I showed up
Speaker 2: to a fur convention and they were like and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is my suit, they'd laugh at me
Speaker 2: with their like, oh my god, you look that's like nothing.
Speaker 2: I mean, this thing is made of whatever. These cost
Speaker 2: like sixty bucks a pop.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I've heard they were like a couple of thousand.
Speaker 7: I mean I've seen some people. I don't know why
Speaker 7: I went through a of watching furry documentaries on YouTube
Speaker 7: because it's such a very bizarrely interesting, uh lifestyle, you know,
Speaker 7: like the the amount of effort and focus required, Like
Speaker 7: apparently they like wear diapers and stuff on the inside
Speaker 7: whenever they're at fur coons and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Well I should start doing that with what I do.
Speaker 2: What is what's your expensive Harby though?
Speaker 7: Oh uh, it's between photography and uh motorcycle stuff.
Speaker 2: Motorcycle stuff. I feel like motorcycles it's got to be
Speaker 2: less expensive than owning a car though.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right, So it's keep on gas. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: I've done it for seven years and I finally bought
Speaker 7: a car last year. But yeah, it's cheap on gas.
Speaker 7: Depending on what kind of bike you did. It's cheap
Speaker 7: on insurance too. But I think for me, I like
Speaker 7: just kind of like building it and modifying it and stuff.
Speaker 7: So that's kind of what I do, and I just
Speaker 7: take it on like road trips and whatnot.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, you take your bike on road trips.
Speaker 2: You just said that you feel like you can't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: Do you feel you want to take more road trips?
Speaker 2: So these road trips, like you know, on the Saturdays
Speaker 2: you go when you can.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'll I want to do it more than
Speaker 7: I do now. So I really go on these trips
Speaker 7: like once every two months or so. It's really not
Speaker 7: that often.
Speaker 2: M Oh, I'm not an expert, but would you move?
Speaker 2: Would you move back in with your parents for like
Speaker 2: a year and save up money?
Speaker 7: So my mother lives in Louisiana still, and she was like, hey,
Speaker 7: you should totally come back, like save some money.
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I just feel like I would be leaving behind a
Speaker 7: lot of like good friends and new friends that I
Speaker 7: made over here over the last few years. So it's
Speaker 7: kind of a weird spot. Like I kind of made
Speaker 7: this home that I'm in now like my home, and
Speaker 7: it took a while, so it's kind of weird. It's like, hey,
Speaker 7: do I want to give all this up to like
Speaker 7: temporarily live with my mother again or just kind of
Speaker 7: sit tight and maybe not be such a baby about it.
Speaker 7: And I don't know, figure it out well, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, looked at I don't know if I were you,
Speaker 2: not that I'm in fucking not that I'm Dave Ramsey
Speaker 2: or anything, but you know, definitely keep looking for ways
Speaker 2: to save money and keep those keep those grand goals
Speaker 2: in mind.
Speaker 16: And also, yeah, I've looked at.
Speaker 2: This shit because I always am like, I'm always like
Speaker 2: I got very lucky because right now all I do
Speaker 2: is is is you know, be a echo. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: if if for whatever reason, I can't do this anymore,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll I looked, I look into like we
Speaker 2: all right, if I can't do this anymore, what what
Speaker 2: will I do next? I look into like, all right,
Speaker 2: how much does it cost to like live in fucking
Speaker 2: Bali for a year and whatever? It's not you know,
Speaker 2: there's ways to escape from life from my research.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely. A couple of my friends started getting into
Speaker 7: streaming and stuff. But I feel like it's really hard
Speaker 7: to I guess find that niche find that. You know,
Speaker 7: not everyone in the world to get go like you are.
Speaker 7: So that's awesome that you're you know, you were just
Speaker 7: born for this role.
Speaker 2: Well, see, I might be. Uh, maybe I'll quit being again.
Speaker 2: We'll just start playing Fortnite instead. I always think about
Speaker 2: that too. Maybe I'll just start playing Minecraft. I'll just
Speaker 2: be and I'll get rid of it. I'll just be
Speaker 2: another fucking random guy playing mine Craft. Hey, what's what's
Speaker 2: the question that we should ask to the next caller?
Speaker 7: Oh, let me do something weird. Let me think.
Speaker 19: What does chat think.
Speaker 7: It would be a good question? Somebody? Well, they still
Speaker 7: you still have the David questions about aliens.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask any of the I didn't ask any
Speaker 2: of the two previous two callers a questions.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you still got those if you want
Speaker 7: to use those all right, we'll do that, all right, awesome, man,
Speaker 7: appreciate it. Gut take care.
Speaker 15: Later. All from Kevin Ken.
Speaker 16: Hey, what's up man?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 15: Don good?
Speaker 5: I'm Flap of the Asian.
Speaker 16: I just said that six months Oh.
Speaker 2: Shit, thank you, Flap of the Asian. What's up dude?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm just going to say, uh, it was something
Speaker 16: that's one of my really really good friends. She just
Speaker 16: sit you with the raid a little bit ago, very
Speaker 16: small raid, but you know, spreading the love.
Speaker 2: She's a hero, dude. How do we?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Have we ever spoken before? Flappy?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think we have.
Speaker 16: I've tried before, but first time getting.
Speaker 2: In Oh man, how can I help you today? Flappy?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 16: I mean I just I remember like six months ago,
Speaker 16: I guess we saw you and I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 16: this guy's amazing.
Speaker 3: Can I say shit?
Speaker 7: Is that cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You can say shit?
Speaker 15: All right? Cool?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 2: Well? Wait, how have you been? How have you been
Speaker 2: subscribed for six months and watched this whole stream but
Speaker 2: not heard people say shit?
Speaker 16: I just like I stop in here and there.
Speaker 15: Usually it's holds.
Speaker 16: In college, remember one time I called and some guy
Speaker 16: was being real weird about like a secret from their
Speaker 16: girlfriend or something when you were doing your bath sub
Speaker 16: stream way back when. Oh yeah, yeah, I think if
Speaker 16: you could Sailor's something. She's a huge fan, right, we
Speaker 16: found you together. If you could just say like, hey, Holly,
Speaker 16: I think she'd like that, Holly.
Speaker 2: I shout say a sailor, sailor or something. We'll shoot
Speaker 2: shoot you back. We'll shoot you back. Hell yeah, thank you?
Speaker 2: So what is how do you guys know each other?
Speaker 16: We went to boarding school together, believe it or not,
Speaker 16: like years ago. It always blows my mind when I
Speaker 16: remember it's been like eight years.
Speaker 2: I think seven eight years boarding school. What was it like?
Speaker 2: Tell me about boarding school on a scale from prison
Speaker 2: to Zoe one on one? What's it like?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 16: I think quotes are on the prison side. Definitely a
Speaker 16: little bit of Zoe one on one here and there.
Speaker 16: There was this thing where if you got in trouble,
Speaker 16: there was like different restriction levels. There was a hotel
Speaker 16: if you were just like a little bad, and then
Speaker 16: the meet you when you're really bad, the meet you
Speaker 16: had to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I think they were like like tried me. So there
Speaker 16: was like Anasazi dorm and then like Tayu and Siri
Speaker 16: and all this.
Speaker 12: It was.
Speaker 5: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: It was really weird.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they did it that way, but uh, if.
Speaker 16: You got on the meat, you had to shovel worship
Speaker 16: in the corral for like two weeks straight. Oh man,
Speaker 16: so many times.
Speaker 2: What does one have to do to get onto mecI?
Speaker 16: Uh, I said, well, it's really dumb. This is like
Speaker 16: the most wholesome way.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 16: There was a game we liked to play called Ninja,
Speaker 16: and after certain hours, when it got darker out, there
Speaker 16: was places called out of Bounce or like if it
Speaker 16: was dark or behind bushes and stuff, you couldn't go
Speaker 16: there because you could be doing something elicit, and so
Speaker 16: we would just.
Speaker 2: It sounds like this place sounds like it has fucking
Speaker 2: cameras set up at every single corner.
Speaker 16: I wouldn't be surprised when it was lights out. When
Speaker 16: you went back to your dorm, they turned on a
Speaker 16: security system for the dorm so you couldn't leave without
Speaker 16: them knowing, without sitting an alarm office.
Speaker 2: That's fucking spooky. This was when you guys were in
Speaker 2: high school.
Speaker 16: Yeah, this was high school.
Speaker 14: What it was?
Speaker 2: Because do you do you like, did you did you
Speaker 2: opt to go to boarding schools.
Speaker 15: Oh, not at all, man, not at all.
Speaker 7: I I was a little, a little.
Speaker 16: Rescullion when I was younger. You know, I got expelled
Speaker 16: from my public school. So my mom was like, all right,
Speaker 16: you're going to boarding school. That's it, Like no more chances.
Speaker 15: Right off the bad I went to school.
Speaker 2: What did you do to get expelled?
Speaker 14: Ah?
Speaker 16: Man, So again, this was a while ago, but I
Speaker 16: had broken my ankle, a spial fracture on my tipbib
Speaker 16: and three inches into my growth plates. And I was
Speaker 16: on a bunch of painkillers and I have add so
Speaker 16: I was prescribed adderall. And so I got this big
Speaker 16: fucking bag event and sold it to one of my
Speaker 16: classmates for like fifteen dollars and got caught because I
Speaker 16: was on a bunch of painkillers. My mom tried to argue, saying, like,
Speaker 16: I'm she's a doctor, which I'm a licensed posician, and
Speaker 16: he's on pain meds, like he doesn't have good decision
Speaker 16: making the fields, Like I don't believe you. It's like, well,
Speaker 16: I'm a doctor. So but I got called and uh
Speaker 16: went to boarding school.
Speaker 2: M damn, you saw the whole big ass thing of
Speaker 2: adderall to uh oh yeah for only fifteen bucks.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was like, you.
Speaker 16: Know what's fun? They got caught and they were like,
Speaker 16: how long you been selling drugs at a school? Like
Speaker 16: this is the first time? Like, no one gets caught
Speaker 16: the first time.
Speaker 2: I don't are they They said that, they said, no
Speaker 2: one gets caught the first time.
Speaker 16: Yeah, like start to disappoint. I guess I'm a shitty
Speaker 16: drug dealer.
Speaker 2: By the way. First of all, they shouldn't know that
Speaker 2: because if you get caught, Because they shouldn't know that
Speaker 2: because anyone who gets caught drug dealing, if someone asks
Speaker 2: is this the first time? Say yes?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 16: I always say yes?
Speaker 2: Why what? What? What else would I say?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I do this all the time. Yeah, Like why would
Speaker 2: they say that to the person that's trying to get
Speaker 2: them in trouble. They wouldn't know the first time exactly.
Speaker 16: I mean, always say yes to that they're trying to
Speaker 16: bait you into say like, okay, you got me. I've
Speaker 16: done it a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Hm hmm. So boarding school and so I mean did
Speaker 2: you all right? So it sounds like you and uh
Speaker 2: Saturn something did a little bit of trauma bonding.
Speaker 15: Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 16: She actually she's allergic to the There was like a
Speaker 16: lot of cottonwood trees and she was allergic to them,
Speaker 16: so she kind of stayed indoors all the time. We
Speaker 16: actually had a mini reunion and someone was like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 16: none of us know what you like or into because
Speaker 16: we never saw you.
Speaker 2: Mmm. She was to what trees? Condon trees?
Speaker 16: Yeah, con no, cotton tree.
Speaker 2: Cotton tree. I'm learning so many new words with you,
Speaker 2: the masocre stocks. Mmm. What do you do now?
Speaker 15: I'm twenty five.
Speaker 16: I stream in my free time and take some classes
Speaker 16: online to the pandemic.
Speaker 5: Uh man.
Speaker 16: I like to do like among us first class Trouble
Speaker 16: is always fun. I do single player Sundays and I'm
Speaker 16: doing a lot of Pokemon openings.
Speaker 5: I actually have a.
Speaker 16: Giveaway later this month, but I don't want to sell promo.
Speaker 2: People love a watch. I never like this is this
Speaker 2: is weird coming from a Twitch streamer, But I'm always
Speaker 2: like nervous to stream video games because I'm like, would
Speaker 2: would people like watch me play video games?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 16: I think that's the hardest thing. Because I was gone
Speaker 16: for about a month on vacation and I came back
Speaker 16: and I was talking to to or something I was like,
Speaker 16: I know, I've been doing this for a while and
Speaker 16: I've been doing good, but like it's weird getting back
Speaker 16: into it. Like I'm nervous to do a single player
Speaker 16: game now because what the fuck do I talk about?
Speaker 16: And like my first stream back, there was definitely a
Speaker 16: lot of blank moments. I think it's just like the
Speaker 16: add helps of that to just keep yourself talking about whatever,
Speaker 16: even if no one's listening.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, let me give you a tip. If you
Speaker 2: never know what to talk about, you can just not
Speaker 2: say anything and stare in to the camera.
Speaker 16: I love that. That's fucking great. Yeah, there you go,
Speaker 16: There you go.
Speaker 2: That's what I do. Hey, Flappy, thank you so much
Speaker 2: for calling in. Man. You have a wonderful rest of
Speaker 2: the night.
Speaker 15: You and he do you.
Speaker 16: Thanks for taking the calls.
Speaker 8: Take care of dor you doll.
Speaker 18: I never can goes on the line taking your phone
Speaker 18: calls every night.
Speaker 1: Never Beak goes doing his hide.
Speaker 2: He's teaching you cloud.
Speaker 8: In the middle of your life blood.
Speaker 2: He's not really an expert.