WEBVTT - Crunch Bowl 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.000 All right, we're recording hit it Andy, Hold please, I'll 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:05.920 put this up. Come on, hold on. We have our 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:10.840 theme song, the button. Yeah, you don't do it loud enough, 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:40.800 manpash shelf can let it go, man, go let it go. 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:44.400 It keeps going, it's gonna trail offended version. 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:45.160 Yeah. 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:47.800 No, better way to start a podcast than with a 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:51.599 forty second in here. Here's the title. Well, good thing. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:53.360 You see your own crunchy because. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:57.400 Yeah, yeah, I'll turn it off. That's why we played 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:59.600 this one. We don't usually use bawls, we use cups, 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:02.320 but hey, today we're going to use a ball, well 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.640 remotely anyway. Yeah, Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:09.319 two ten, and today is Monday, December. What is it 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:13.840 the twentieth Yeah, yeah, crazy December, and we're a week 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.440 away from the Spoonies, Oh, the biggest award show of 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.880 the year. Would you like to introduce our guest to Andrew. Yes, 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:23.039 welcome to the show, Ethan, just evil. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:26.200 Guys, I have been waiting for this moment for a 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:29.319 really long time, so I'm super excited that I'm here 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:33.120 and I'm just ready to you know, crunch with more munch. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:34.840 Why don't you tell them what Ethan's all about? 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:35.240 Andrew. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:39.000 Okay, so Ethan not only was on Survivor, but he 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:42.880 now has created a serial bowl, the crunch bowl. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:44.880 I'm very excited. I wish we had one. You know, 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.520 you were supposed to get one from your friend Michelle 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:49.560 and never did, so we're using paper cups. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.760 I know it's disappointing, you know, I haven't been able 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.280 to see Michelle, so I couldn't get the bowl. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.600 So we will have to live vicariously through zoom. Yes, 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:59.480 all right, absolutely, well, this is Serial Killers. It's the 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.520 podcast we talk about cereal, and we eat it and 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.000 we rate it and we let you know whether you 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.360 should buy it or not, and we think inside the 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:06.840 box Ethan inside. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.639 Yes, do you think I love the inside box tapes? 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.400 He loves it. You like that phrase? 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.680 I do like inside the box when referring to a 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:17.600 cereal freaks like ourselves. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.160 Of course, of course, so you are where are you 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:19.840 in New Hampshire. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:21.760 I'm calling in from the middle of the woods, New 0:02:21.760 --> 0:02:24.280 hamps As you can see, we have a lovely little 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:27.960 bit of snow on the outside. Temperatures are dropping, which 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:29.919 just you know, makes it all nice. I have a 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:32.840 little fire going right here. So it's the perfect breakfast 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:33.919 opportunity to you guys. 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:35.600 So I did. I did FedEx to you a bunch 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:39.639 of creepy ziploc bags with some random no name cereal 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:39.880 in it. 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.040 I'm a lot of things from crazy fans before, but 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.480 this is definitely the strangest. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:48.880 I mean, Andrew may or may not have dipped body 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.920 parts in them. I don't know, no. All right, So anyway, 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.320 let's go with the news. Because usually what we do 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.440 is we'll do two like classic we call them cereals, 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.440 and one brand new one. So we'll start with the 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:01.840 brand new one. The brand new one will be the 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.400 brown one that you have there, Ethan, all. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.760 Right, would you like me to display it to everyone watching? 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.600 Yeah, show a bag and I would. I would ask 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.200 you to guess, but you'll have no idea what this 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:14.120 is because I have no idea what this is. I 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:16.639 found it in Target, and I figured since you're kind 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.800 of like on the farm, I found this box that 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:23.240 looks like farm something or other. It's called seven Sundays. 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.120 That's the brand. I've never heard of it before. Real cinnamon. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.440 Even though it looks like it's chocolate, it's cinnamon. It's 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:29.760 grain free. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:32.080 I get the cinnamon smell when you first open that bag. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.120 It's just it's pungent, you know, it's nice. 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.119 It makes me nervous because it's usually grain free. Green 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:41.760 free is usually Keto or no grain free is yeah? 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.520 I mean yeah, because that's what it doesn't say Keto 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.680 because we have not had good luck with Keto cereals. 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:48.839 It just says there's a lot of those out there, 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.760 like three wishes going on. You know, that's one of those. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.840 Three wishes with three wishes. It was pretty decent. If 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.800 you watch our episode from last Friday, we had some 0:03:57.880 --> 0:03:59.640 trouble with Wonderwork Cereal. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:01.160 Okay, so got it? 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:04.320 Anyway? Are you so? Are you a Keto cereal fan? 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.480 I have eaten Keto cereal if it would not be 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.840 my first choice. However, I see the value of a 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:14.000 Keto cereal in the cereal universe if you put it 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:14.360 that way. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:16.440 Gotcha? Gotcha? Do you have a favorite cereal? 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.080 I'm old school? Can you believe it? I'm an old 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.159 school guy and I'm a simple guy when it comes 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:23.440 to cereal. I will try every cereal you put in 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.640 front of me. However, I tend to just gravitate to 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.640 the old school favorites. I like Raisin Brand, if you 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.839 can believe it. I like Honeycomb if you can believe that. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.520 You know, honey bunches of oats is one of my 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.679 old time favorites. So you know that's where I'm going 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:38.800 with a cereal thing. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.800 I also like the fact that you said honeycomb, because 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.320 Andrew would still call it honeycombs because most people do. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.520 But it's okay, we're cereal kind of sores Andrew anyway, 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.000 So let's let's try this one out. It's it's grain free, vegan, 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.480 no this, no that, no sugar, is no artificial anything. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.320 So it's going to be disgusting, but let's check it out. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.560 Maybe it'll be decent. Show us what I'm going to 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:57.800 do it. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.360 I'm going to pour the cereal in this shallow end 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:03.400 of the crunch bowl, right. I load the shallow end 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:04.760 like that, and then I'll just put a little bit 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:07.039 in the deep end. And so now I can just 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:09.280 let this sit here forever. I can pourm my milk 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.880 right here. I pour my milk into the deep end, right, 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:13.839 So this is the value of the crunch bowl. And 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.280 here you go. Now I can just let us sit 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.159 there forever and it will not get sad. When I 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.360 want a little crunch, I just tap it right over 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:20.400 the edge and here you go. 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.120 Genius. I find that very interesting. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.880 I love that it's like got an ergonomic handgrip right here. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:29.440 You know, it's break proof, microwave safe, dishwashers safe. You know. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:30.280 There we go. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:33.120 Are you using a ladle? What are you eating with? 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.960 This is the strewon. I haven't heard about this strew 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:40.120 I have not the innovation in cereal eating utensils. You 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:43.279 can see right here it's a spoon, but it's also 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.480 a straw, so you do is It's got a hole 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:49.599 at the bottom of the of the spoon. The shaft 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:52.159 is actually a straw. So when you're done with your cereal, 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:53.720 you don't have to pour it in the you know, 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.360 the milk shoot. You can just stick your spoon right 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:57.840 into there and just stip it up like this. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.320 Oh, we have to have one of those. Did you 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:00.640 make this. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.120 Strew I invented the strewings to go along with the 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:03.680 crunch bowl. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.640 Genius. Here here we thought we were just getting the bowl, 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.200 and now there's a strewn too. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.440 All right, Well, purchased two bowls, you get as strewn 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:12.000 for free. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.039 Everyone Hours Hours is getting soggy, so let's we're going 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.200 to eat Hours here. Let's here we go. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:20.120 I'm not, oh, okay. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:21.120 That's terrible. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:22.159 Not a fan. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.479 It tastes like a stale, even though it's brand new. 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.680 Exactly tastes like a stale. It's the cinnamon flavor isn't 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.479 as strong as the smell. So when they open that bag, 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:35.200 I was expecting a really strong, a little spicy cinnamon flavor. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:39.240 It's more like chewing on, not great, like an old 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:42.440 old piece of toast with someone dust with cinnamon. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.560 I like that. I feel like facts. 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:47.000 It's got a good crunch value. I give the crunch 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:51.560 a seven or eight right now. The flavor is below part. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.440 I think it's a strange crunch. But the ingredients, I 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.480 don't know what cassava. Isn't that a melon or that's 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.000 a casa. It's a cassava. 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.960 Is what they used to eat on Survivor and Survivor 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:02.599 Amazon staple food. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.719 Well, the only ingredients in here are cassava, sunflower protein, dates, 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.800 coconut sugar, coconut oil, and cinnamon. That's what's going on. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:11.080 In this box, so I. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:14.080 Feel good on the inside that I'm doing something healthy. However, 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:16.560 I probably wouldn't go back to the shelf to get 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:16.840 this guy. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.360 No, I sure wouldn't, especially at seven dollars a box. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:22.400 So no, thanks seven dollars. I'm not sure if you 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.200 know our rating system or not, but we're rating bowls 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.960 and spoon, so we one to five balls. Yes, spoon 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.600 is a half a ball, so I'm going to give 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:30.480 this a ball in a spoon because it's kind. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:33.320 Of crap, I think, yeah, at the give it a bowl. 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.800 He's a harsher critic than we are, like. 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.240 Savage when it comes to cereal rating. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.680 I am savage well because cereal cereal should have a 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.320 certain crispy consistency and this just doesn't have an even 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:45.720 brand new fresh bag. Yeah. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:48.680 If this bowl of cereal was on Survivor, I would 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:49.559 vote this out first. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:54.160 Hal great, Oh you know what, Andrew? What we should 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:57.000 take a quick break? Oh? Hold please, we'll be back 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:03.600 right after this. And we're back all right. We don't 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.240 know if that worked, and I see Andrew, Andrew will 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.000 like insert a commercial there or something. Sometimes it works, 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.920 sometimes it doesn't because it might come right now while 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:11.880 we're in the middle of talking. 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:14.000 Yeah, you know, I have to schedule it myself. It's 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:15.960 a manual thing, and you just I don't. I'm not 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.720 good with like figuring it out in the timeline. It's difficult. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.040 Don't Before we get to the next cereal, can we 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.640 just real quick bring up the candles. So at serial 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.320 killerspc dot com you can check out our wax cabin 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:29.480 line of holiday candles. I've got peppermint cocoa crunch, i 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.640 have frosty snowballs. You got another week and a half 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.560 or so to purchase these use code serial Killers at 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.280 checkout for ten percent off. Yay, all right, great, let's 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:38.560 move on. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:42.600 You guys design those those flavors yourself, the sense yourself. 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:46.720 Yes, we helped. We do not do any of the 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.120 actual candle making. Well, I mean basically, they sent us 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.360 like six different cents and we're like that one. So 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.320 we helped them a little. We were involved. All right, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:55.880 I'm gonna let you pick the next one. So grab 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:57.079 a bag and let's see what you got. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.400 Right, So, I'm gonna put away my blue crunch bowl 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.000 to replace it with the red crunch. You know, they 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.160 are stackable, just in case you need to put them 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:05.840 in there. You know they do everything. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:06.480 These things are. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:14.080 Dishwasherr safe, microwave safe, stackable, beautifully designed. It's a good 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.800 heavy plastic here too. And listen, it's not only good 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:17.760 for cereal guys. 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:19.560 I was gonna say, spaghetat sauce. 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:24.920 Hello, spaghetti, meat sauceps dip, salad dressing, crude tae and 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:28.360 ranch dressing, hot up a pie, ice cream, whatever you want. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.800 This is the Super Bowl, the Ultimate Bowl. I'm gonna 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.640 put the crunch back in brunch. So this coming to 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.080 a shelf in a kitchen near you. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:38.040 Okay, Now, I'm sure you've heard of Maltomeal. Yes, heard 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:41.079 of what Maltomeal, the brand Maltomeal. The ones that come, 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.720 they're the ones that come in the big bags. So 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:47.280 basically they're all ripoff cereals of big name brand cereals. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.640 And believe it or not, we've never done this one before, Andrew. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:52.040 We did the one with marshmallows. But this is very 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:56.200 colossal crunchy. It is the crunch Berrier ripoff from Captain Crunch. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:10:00.040 I love, definitely. I thought it was crunchberries, so I 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:02.360 did a lot. I lived, I travel a lot, and 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.760 I lived in Zimbabwe for a really long time. In 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.280 that bag right there is kind of how you purchase 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:11.800 all your cereals in Africa. Once again, loading the shallow end, 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.760 dusting the deep end here. You know, I have a 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.640 feeling I'm gonna like this bowl a little bit better. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.080 Where can we go get one? If we want one? 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:22.839 You can go to my crunch bowl dot com. Love it. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.400 You can pick up your own crunch bowl at my 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:25.840 crunch bowl dot com. 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:27.560 And tell me what the purpose of dusting the deep 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:28.000 end is? 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.719 Well, people think there. This is the bowl that is 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:37.280 totally open to anyone's preference for cereal eating. So if 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.800 you're the type of person that loves a crunchy cereal, 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.560 you stack the shallow end, you put a little bit 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.560 in the deep end, and then you put your milk 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:46.520 in there so you can eat this up, and then 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.480 you put that you put it back into the deep end. However, 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:51.080 you can only put it in the shallow and if 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.760 you want, you can just let the deep end just 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.959 sit as is. You can set this for your kids, 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.040 like early in the morning when they come down for cereal, 0:10:57.080 --> 0:10:58.880 they just pour in the milk and it's good to go. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.679 So I the type of guy who likes to add 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:04.600 cereal as I go, versus putting a whole dump load 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.400 in and then letting it get soggy. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.920 And here's a question that I did not ask, what 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.160 kind of milk do you use? 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:13.320 So today, when I'm trying cereal for the first time, 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:14.920 I use whole milk. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:16.360 Okay, all right, I'm okay with that. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.640 However, if I'm going to repetitively eat this cereal as 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.120 like a daily routine, I'll probably switch to two percent. 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:23.480 No, no, no, I'm good with you. I just wanted to 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.839 make sure it came out of a cow, otherwise I 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.240 wouldn't like you. He has a thing he does not like, 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:30.880 plant milk, like oat milk. People are free to eat 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:32.800 whatever kind of milk or drink whatever kind of milk 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:39.480 they want. But when it comes to cereal, oh man, 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.880 I mean it's crunchberry no Exondra buds. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:47.680 Yes, I'm okay with I would say, if you put 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.160 this side by side with the original old school Captain 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.800 Crunch with the crunch berries, I don't. 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:54.880 Know if I could tell a difference. Right now, I 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:57.200 would say Captain Crunch might be a little bit sharper 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:58.360 on the roof of your mouth. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:01.920 Yes, it completely skin the top of your mouth every time. 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:05.840 It's terrible, great cereal, but terrible with the crunching afterwards. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.959 Oh are you gonna do the comparison right now? Live? 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.280 Oh yeah, Andrew's gonna do it. 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.720 Okay, Andrew, here we go, but just you blindfold him, 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.480 you blindfold and no, there's no need. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:16.840 You'll see for some context. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.720 All of these cereals that you see behind us, some 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.880 of these are like three years old. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.400 No fresh, go ahead, try it, there's nothing fresh about it. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.640 Let's see how it tastes. Okay, just use the use 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:28.240 the milk from here because I'm out of milk. Great, 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.600 your watch, that's how we strain. Go ahead, this is 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.320 gonna be so good. I'm so excited for this. Yeah, 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.320 to wait, see see how different it tastes. Ready, here 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:41.960 we go, one, two, three ms good? Really? 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:42.640 Yeah? 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:47.760 Sorry? Really? This only expired in March of twenty twenty. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:48.000 What. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.960 Yeah, well that's shocking. Yeah, I gotta tell you. Oh 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:53.280 it's starting. 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.840 Well, this is actually Crunchberry XL. So it's the big ones. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.680 It's got the big berry. They don't make this anymore. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.400 Maybe it's the age of the crunchberry. But you can 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.080 start to taste a little bit like cardboarding. Well, I'm 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.800 giving Baltimeles version four bowls. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.000 Oh, I'm giving it five balls. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.640 I'm gonna get it four balls plus a spoon, half 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:11.320 a spoon four point five love it. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:13.800 Well, technically half a spoon would be a quarter, but 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.040 I'll give it to you since you're a newbie. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.719 I'm a soccer player. I'm not good at math. It's 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.360 all No, that's the whole point of this thing. 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:22.760 We do a cereal podcast. You think we're good at math. 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:27.439 This is true. Here's a question from Michelle being on 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.120 the show a couple of times. She's told us that 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.839 she had like certain cereals that she would crave when 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:33.600 she was out there. Did you ever have a cereal 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.000 that you were like craving while you were out there. 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.360 I wasn't necessarily craving a cereal much out there, however, 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.880 I was dreaming of a crunch To be honest, I 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.040 know it sounds weird because when you're out there, nothing 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.320 really has a crunch to it. There's nothing cold, there's 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:54.200 nothing crunchy. Everything is pretty like sloppy soupy warm. You know, 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:58.040 from fish to coconut to rice. Maybe find a clam 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:02.120 every now and then. So like I craving like cucumber, right, 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.800 or something cold and crunchy or nice sharp pickle or something, 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.679 but I necessarily wasn't craving the cereal. Why don't you 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:10.760 had a lot of peanut butter out there? So if 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.640 it was, I'd probably crave a peanut butter flavored cereal 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:14.680 like Rec's balls. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.680 Why don'd you grab your little uh strewn there and 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.160 uh and drink the milk from the cap'n Crunch. It 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:20.840 was delicious. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:24.640 Hmmm, that's very sorry. I switched spoons, just like it's 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:28.080 just like fine wine, you switch your glasses, I switch spoons. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:31.360 I gotta tell you the crunchberry one is. I really 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:32.640 love this. The milk is great. 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:33.960 Yeah, the milk is good. 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:36.400 And I'm usually I'm generally not a massive fan of 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.560 cap'n Crunch because the whole cut your ruth your mouth thing. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.160 But it's not bad. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.200 The fruity hint to the milk adds a nice layer 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:46.040 of complexity in the milk flavor. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.480 I'm curious to go back and see what I rated 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.120 regular cap'n Crunch crunch berry. I don't think I gave 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.080 it this high because I'm usually not big of a fan. 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.120 I can head to Cereal KILLERSPC dot com. If you 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:55.960 if you. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.080 Guys are stranded on a deserted island for thirty nine days, 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:01.280 what cereal you think you would crave? 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:07.560 Chocolate Lucky Charms? Yeah, very specific. I think I'm doing crunchberries. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.840 I really love a good crunchberry. It's like really one 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.960 of my favorites, I have to say, But chances are 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.440 you wouldn't have any milk, so it would just be ripping. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.560 It'd be ripping your mouth just get hard. No, not great, 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:20.200 the afterpart not great. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:24.000 Or peanut butter crunch Okay, I love peanut butter crunch 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.560 so much that one wrecks your mouth too. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:28.880 Less talking, more searching. Sorry. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:32.200 So yeah, like cereal with salt water is not the 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:33.360 best flavoring of the world. 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.360 I can imagine just like that one time when Andrew 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.120 had cereal with water was water or orange juice? 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:41.400 Okay, so I for contents, I was out of milk 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.000 and it was very early in the morning. 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.640 You have waffles. I did not have waffles, just laying 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.120 in my fridge, so I used water. Using water is 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.920 not like that bad. It's horrendous that bad. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.320 Sometimes I take I have like half and half for 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:55.000 my coffee, and if I run out of milk, I'll 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.600 take half and half water. But don't tell anyone. I 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.240 kind of figure that evens it out. It makes it 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:00.680 like the two said, it. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.640 Sounds right, but it's just kind of gross. Okay, No, 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:08.320 it is not. As someone who's used all water survive 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:10.520 with like nothing, so he could do all that stuff. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:11.800 We can go to the store, you guys. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.040 Thoughts on like these cereal flavored milks that are coming 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:14.960 out these days. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.480 We've tried a few of them. I mean they're super 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:20.360 super sweet, you know. I mean they're they're good, but 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.120 it's just like there's a store near us here called 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.560 stu Lenards, and they put out this crazy sweet milk 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.800 for the holidays, and we just had sugar cookie milk 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.000 or Christmas cookie milk or whatever it is, and it 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:33.800 tastes like cereal milk. It's delicious, but it's just it's 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:35.680 not something you can have frequently because it is so 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:37.720 overly sweet and we'll just give you a headache. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.240 I'm a pretty good as the Duncan's RECEI have you 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:43.960 seen the Duncans Duncan donuts coffee? I mean sorry, the 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:44.960 Dunkin Donuts cereal. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.240 Yeah, that's on the way out. Okay, get it? 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:50.120 Well, Dunkin donut cereal with milk and a little kolua 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:50.560 in there. 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:53.960 Well, that's a dessert right there. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.320 I look at a breakfast camping moment. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:02.120 That is genius. Okay, he's got some good ideas. The 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.560 water in the half and good ideas. Have you seen 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.120 this thing? Listen? You had me at the spoon straw? 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:12.840 I was there, all right, So did you find it? 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:14.720 What did I give crunchberry cereal? 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:14.879 Oh? 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:16.480 You only gave it three bowls in a spoon? See 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:17.119 what I give this one? 0:17:17.160 --> 0:17:17.320 Four? 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.760 So maybe Maltamele's version is slightly better. I do love Maultomeal. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:24.360 A little less cutting, yeah, true, less roof cutting, which 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:25.840 was nice. All right, Let's move on to the third 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.840