Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the show
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Now you know
Speaker 1: my thoughts case you're a new listener. Here they are
Speaker 1: about the Republican twenty twenty four primary. I don't know
Speaker 1: who I'm voting for yet. I will tell you when
Speaker 1: I do know. My issues that matter most to me
Speaker 1: are not the same issues that matter most to other people.
Speaker 1: My two biggest things are COVID lockdowns because my country
Speaker 1: turned into a tyranny. I will never forget it. That's
Speaker 1: I'm going to vote on that, on what you say
Speaker 1: about that, and the FBI. I want to know who's
Speaker 1: going to do something about the CHECA before they end
Speaker 1: the United States of America because the weaponized state police
Speaker 1: will do that. So I get it. I'm different. So
Speaker 1: when it comes to the Trump heavyd fight, I'm not
Speaker 1: emotionally invested in either of them. To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I like Trump, liked Trump, voted for Trump a couple
Speaker 1: of times for president. Thought he was a good president
Speaker 1: for about three years. Completely screwed up when he handed
Speaker 1: the country to Fauci and locked US down and screwed
Speaker 1: us all. I like Heavy D. He's been the best
Speaker 1: governor in America for a couple of years. Also locked
Speaker 1: down his state at the beginning. I don't fall in
Speaker 1: love with politicians. I don't wave pom poms. And you
Speaker 1: also know this. Have you've been listening to the show
Speaker 1: for any length of time. I'm more than happy to
Speaker 1: criticize them when they're screwing something up, and when I
Speaker 1: analyze their campaigns, I do it from a position without emotion.
Speaker 1: I don't have a magabumper sticker on. I don't have
Speaker 1: a run to Santis sign in my front yard. I don't,
Speaker 1: nor will I. I don't know if I'm voting for
Speaker 1: either of them in the primary. You know that I
Speaker 1: might not so team to Santis. I know you're listening.
Speaker 1: I know a bunch of you are. I'm gonna level
Speaker 1: with you here, and I'm gonna level with you solidly.
Speaker 1: You're making or you're allowing a terrible mistake to be made.
Speaker 1: You see Trump in his attacks on Heavy D. Trump
Speaker 1: is making mistakes, no question about it. Trump's Trump's idiotic nicknames.
Speaker 1: They're embarrassing. Did you know new poll came out? People
Speaker 1: they said they pulled people primary voters is actually in
Speaker 1: the state of Michigan, and they asked them, Rond sanctimonious,
Speaker 1: that's what Trump's been calling him. Who does it make
Speaker 1: you feel more poorly? Of five percent said it made
Speaker 1: them think more poorly of De Santis. Forty five percent
Speaker 1: said made them think more poorly of Trump. I know
Speaker 1: you're saying it worked before. I love Trump. Good for you,
Speaker 1: it's not twenty sixteen. It's a different country now. It
Speaker 1: sounds unserious, childish, and people have no time for it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work. It's a bad move. You know what
Speaker 1: else is a bad move? Trump Trump says about about
Speaker 1: Santis on him lockdown Ron every time he says that,
Speaker 1: every time President Fiser says that, it moves me closer
Speaker 1: to never being able to vote for Trump again, because
Speaker 1: it tells me I'm going to get no ownership and
Speaker 1: accountability for what he did. That's what it tells me.
Speaker 1: That's not effective. But Trump is levying an attack at
Speaker 1: Rhonda Santis right now consistently. That is extremely effective, and
Speaker 1: team De Santis had better get on top of it.
Speaker 1: The Trump camp, they're saying this, He's establishment Rhonda Santis
Speaker 1: is a neo Khan. He's establishment and you know what
Speaker 1: they're using to back it up. Look at him here,
Speaker 1: he is standing with Jeb Bush. Look he's standing with
Speaker 1: Jeb Bush. And then I see headlines like this, Jeb
Speaker 1: Bush wants the Santists to run. In twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: Jeb Bush sat down with Brian Kilmeade on Fox News
Speaker 1: and could not stop praising Rhonda Santis. Also speaking of
Speaker 1: Fox News, Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan has fallen in love
Speaker 1: with the TV camera again. Paul Ryan's out there giving
Speaker 1: interviews like this for the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee.
Speaker 1: Where will you be It depends on who the mountainee is.
Speaker 1: I'll be here. If it's somebody not named Trump, you
Speaker 1: won't show. I'm not engine participating that now, even Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: even Wisconsin, Paul Ryan, Jeff Bush, I am well aware
Speaker 1: that men have pride and men have egos. But I
Speaker 1: need you to be well aware of something. For whatever
Speaker 1: role you had before, big shot in the House of Representatives,
Speaker 1: governor of Florida, the Bush family, you know, a big
Speaker 1: cheese at Fox News. Now, Oh, I get I understand
Speaker 1: that completely. If you genuinely want Ron de Santis to
Speaker 1: be the nominee and not Trump. It's really important you
Speaker 1: understand that it's not that nobody cares what you say.
Speaker 1: It's that we actively loathe you in your brand of
Speaker 1: the GOP. And every single time you rip on Donald
Speaker 1: Trump and you praise Rohn to Santis, Jeb Bush, Paul Ryan,
Speaker 1: you are boosting Trump's pull numbers and pushing people into
Speaker 1: Trump's corner because it makes Trump's attack onto Santis, accusing
Speaker 1: him of being establishment, and makes it look like there's
Speaker 1: some legitimacy there. And I will tell you, as someone
Speaker 1: who hasn't decided, it gives me a moment of pause.
Speaker 1: Why is Jeb Bush so far on the RHNDA Santis camp?
Speaker 1: It gives me that moment of pause. If it gives
Speaker 1: me that moment a pause, I promise it gives others
Speaker 1: that moment of pause. And so team to Santis, I
Speaker 1: know you're listening. If you're actually friends with these people,
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming because of the Florida thing, he probably
Speaker 1: is close with Jeb Bush. I betually he came up
Speaker 1: under Jeb Bush. I don't know all the details of it,
Speaker 1: but Team to Santis, if you are actually friends with
Speaker 1: these people. You will be on the phone right now,
Speaker 1: not tomorrow, not next week, not after dinner. You will
Speaker 1: be on the phone right now with Jeb Bush and
Speaker 1: Paul Ryan and politely asking them to go hide in
Speaker 1: a cave until the end of the primary, because nobody
Speaker 1: gives a crap who Jeb Bush wants. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I take that back, I just misspoke. We actually do
Speaker 1: give a crap whoever Jeb Bush and Paul Ryan wants.
Speaker 1: I want the opposite, and I'm not alone, and so
Speaker 1: does Santis. I know you want to get in, you
Speaker 1: want to take on the big dog, and I get it,
Speaker 1: and I support you. You've been an outstanding governor. I
Speaker 1: couldn't be more impressed. You're going to get your teeth
Speaker 1: kicked in if you don't start getting more careful with
Speaker 1: who your friends are and jet. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: it's pride and ego. There you are, Paul Ryan, former
Speaker 1: big shot in the house. Now you're sitting on the
Speaker 1: board of Fox News. Man, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get in front of the camera and I'm gonna rip
Speaker 1: on Trump because I hate Trump. You're so full of
Speaker 1: pride and ego. You don't realize how universally hated you
Speaker 1: are by the people who will actually pick the GOP nominee,
Speaker 1: Jeb Bush. Did you see Jeb Jeb governor? I understand
Speaker 1: Bush family royalty, No, I get it. But did you
Speaker 1: did you see the results of the last GOP primary
Speaker 1: you ran in in twenty sixteen? You do remember, Jeb Bush,
Speaker 1: that you raised hundreds of millions of dollars in that primary,
Speaker 1: that you thought you were the presumptive nominee, and you
Speaker 1: got curbs stomped by Trump. In fact, that's not even fair.
Speaker 1: You got curb stomped by everybody you were as Jeb Bush,
Speaker 1: with hundreds of millions of dollars you were in also ran,
Speaker 1: you were never even close to getting a sniff of
Speaker 1: the nomination. That's how unpopular you are. So I know,
Speaker 1: ego hurts. Pride hurts. It hurts. To have once been
Speaker 1: on the mountaintop governor of Florida is a really big deal.
Speaker 1: And now you're a pariah. I know that hurts, and
Speaker 1: I know as a dude, pride it's a powerful thing. Nevertheless,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. I mean, you know, look, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll talk about myself. I got pride too bad. Pride
Speaker 1: you know, I love doing the show. I have fun.
Speaker 1: I know you hear everything about how fast the show
Speaker 1: is growing, and it's it's gonna end up being way
Speaker 1: bigger even than it is now, and that it's going really,
Speaker 1: really really well. To put it mildly, but guess what,
Speaker 1: There's gonna be a day. There's gonna be a day
Speaker 1: when there's some new young hot shot out there and
Speaker 1: I'm getting up there in years, and guess what he
Speaker 1: or she they're just younger and funnier and more interesting,
Speaker 1: and people'd rather hear what they have to say. And
Speaker 1: let's say, let's let's look, this probably won't happen, but
Speaker 1: let's say I have some twenty thirty year career in
Speaker 1: radio and it's just good to the stratosphere, right, just
Speaker 1: couldn't be going any better. And you love the show
Speaker 1: for thirty years, and then you're watching this young hotshot
Speaker 1: come up through the ranks. Do you think that's gonna
Speaker 1: be easy for me to sit down one day and say,
Speaker 1: he's just better, he's just more interesting, he's just funnier.
Speaker 1: Because I guess, guarantee, guess what a day's gonna come.
Speaker 1: It will come. Time comes for all of us. It
Speaker 1: will come. That'll be hard because of my pride, because
Speaker 1: of my ego. That's not easy. That's hard. But that
Speaker 1: day's gonna come, and I'm gonna have to look at
Speaker 1: myself in the mirror and talk to the wife about
Speaker 1: it and Chris about it, and we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: say and are we done? We're done here, We're all
Speaker 1: used up, Chris. It's gonna be hard, isn't it. Someday
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. But for the good of everybody, including you,
Speaker 1: that'll be the day the Jesse Kelly shows signs off
Speaker 1: and we ride off into the sunset. Pride would prevent it, though,
Speaker 1: and that would be a bad thing. Jeb Paul, I
Speaker 1: hope you're listening. You think you're campaigning against Trump. You're
Speaker 1: campaigning against Rhonda Santis and Rhonda Santis. You better get
Speaker 1: on the phone, brother and lock it down now all right? Now?
Speaker 1: You know what? Now I'm all worked up. I got
Speaker 1: myself all worked up. Chris. You know what I need,
Speaker 1: stress relief. You know what I do for stress relief.
Speaker 1: I have two healthy things I do for stress relief
Speaker 1: and one really unhealthy thing. The unhealthy thing I do
Speaker 1: is I grab bourbon and I drink bourbon. That's not
Speaker 1: a good thing. I've cut way down on that. That's
Speaker 1: a very rare thing. Now. The two healthy things I
Speaker 1: do are I either lift weights or I practice with
Speaker 1: my manti sex. Every time I go sit down and
Speaker 1: I practice with my manti sex, I know I'm getting
Speaker 1: faster and deadlier. I'm getting better with my weapon. That
Speaker 1: God forbid the day comes where I ever have to
Speaker 1: pull a gun on someone and pointed at someone again
Speaker 1: that I will live and they will die. Mantis X
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Speaker 1: When it's done off the air, when it's done on
Speaker 1: the air, off the air, Chris, is it done off
Speaker 1: the air? Done? It's done on the air. Really, I
Speaker 1: went to community college. I don't know words, all right,
Speaker 1: Look we world famous authors make up our own words. Chris,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't understand and that. But again, when you think
Speaker 1: of me like a like a Shakespeare or a Michael
Speaker 1: Angelo like that, it makes it easier to understand that
Speaker 1: I use words other people don't use. Anyway, if you
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Speaker 1: can email your love, your hate, your death threats. You're
Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse questions to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show
Speaker 1: dot com. Let's get to some emails. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've gotten to one. El showgun. What's it like to
Speaker 1: be a trend setter? Been hearing more and more hosts
Speaker 1: use language like communist and national divorce of separation. I
Speaker 1: just hope your part time radio host thing doesn't catch on.
Speaker 1: God bless you, sir. A trend setter. I don't know
Speaker 1: that I'm a trend setter. I understand we were talking
Speaker 1: earlier about self awareness, knowing who you are, knowing what
Speaker 1: you're not. You know what I am. I know what
Speaker 1: I am, and I know what I'm not. I know
Speaker 1: I'm not an intelligent man. I know that I don't
Speaker 1: have a bunch of unique skills of any kind. I
Speaker 1: know that, I know that you know what I am.
Speaker 1: I'm somebody who doesn't care about making people angry, and
Speaker 1: in this day and age, that's a valuable skill set
Speaker 1: when you're taking on the communists, because people get angry
Speaker 1: or act like they're angry all the time. I understand.
Speaker 1: If I would say two things about myself, I understand people,
Speaker 1: and I don't care when they get mad at me.
Speaker 1: That's probably the extent of my skills, unless we want
Speaker 1: to talk about the fact I am top five napper
Speaker 1: on the planet. I am the greatest orderer of food
Speaker 1: on the planet. That's why they all call me the
Speaker 1: menu whisper. These are the things I'm good at. I
Speaker 1: don't know about trendset, like when it comes to trendset
Speaker 1: or because people are using the word communists now, I
Speaker 1: will tell you one. That's what they are. It is
Speaker 1: exactly what they are. When you buy the Anti Communist
Speaker 1: Manifesto at Jesse kellybook dot com, you'll understand more about
Speaker 1: why that's what they are and how to fight back
Speaker 1: against them. But it's not just that I understand that's
Speaker 1: what they are. It's that I understand the importance of labels.
Speaker 1: Labels are such a critical thing for people. I remember
Speaker 1: I brought this up before. I remember after Joe Biden
Speaker 1: got elected and he's President of the United States of America,
Speaker 1: and they ran a poll of Democrats, Democrats who voted
Speaker 1: what was your most important issue? What was your most
Speaker 1: important issue? And I don't know where this poll is.
Speaker 1: I don't have to sit in front of me. And
Speaker 1: the most important issue for Democrats who went out and
Speaker 1: voted for Joe Biden was white supremacy. What white supremacy
Speaker 1: doesn't even exist in any organized form at all in
Speaker 1: this country. In fact, if there was ever a legitimate
Speaker 1: accusation of white supremacy, like if I was a real
Speaker 1: racist and I didn't like a black people or something
Speaker 1: like that, if it came out, wow, Jesse hates black people.
Speaker 1: It's not just my career would be over, my life
Speaker 1: would be over. It is the worst thing in this country,
Speaker 1: in our culture. There's nothing worse you could possibly be
Speaker 1: accused of. If it's credible, you're finished your whole life.
Speaker 1: I'll probably I'd probably have to move forget getting fired.
Speaker 1: I'd probably have to move to a remote town. My
Speaker 1: kids wouldn't be able to go to school. White supremacy
Speaker 1: does not exist in this country in any organized form
Speaker 1: other than the standard prejudices people have against one another.
Speaker 1: And yet half of the nation believes it's not just
Speaker 1: an issue, it's the top issue. But why do they
Speaker 1: believe that? Because the Communist has long understood the value
Speaker 1: of labels. That's why we could sit Chris and I
Speaker 1: have done this for you a thousand times on the show.
Speaker 1: How many montages have we played for you? Some put
Speaker 1: together by us, some put together by my buddy Tom
Speaker 1: Elliott at Graybians, some put together by NewsBusters, whatever, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who puts it together. I could play you
Speaker 1: three hours straight of montages white supremacists, white supremacist, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi,
Speaker 1: white supremacist, Nazi, white supremacists, evil, white supremacist, Nazi racist,
Speaker 1: Nazi racist. Why over and over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over and over again without end. Why do they
Speaker 1: do that? Because words matter, and labels matter, and these
Speaker 1: words they get imprinted on your mind over and over
Speaker 1: and over again. And I've watched the right for so
Speaker 1: long pussyfoot around labeling the Communists. Well, it's the left.
Speaker 1: Well they're liberals. Well they're biased left leaning. The communist
Speaker 1: is out there pointing a finger at you saying, look,
Speaker 1: the Nazi destroy him. We're over there saying, hey, man,
Speaker 1: he's just kind of a liberal. Too liberal. Man, he's
Speaker 1: being a bit of a hypocrite. Well, that's putting the
Speaker 1: wrong label in our minds in it, you know what
Speaker 1: it's doing. It's underselling the danger of what we're facing.
Speaker 1: But when you under stand, you are looking at the
Speaker 1: modern incarnation of Stalin. Now that creates a seriousness in
Speaker 1: your mind? Does it not? Of where we are going
Speaker 1: if we don't stop these people. That's why years ago,
Speaker 1: once I figured out what they were, I figured out
Speaker 1: it's really important to label and label and label and
Speaker 1: label and label and label and label again. And that
Speaker 1: stuff catches on. This is part of the reason I
Speaker 1: love doing what I do. Like the January six footage
Speaker 1: that Kevin McCarthy just gave to Tucker Carlson. I saw
Speaker 1: an article out there today that a Republican representative said,
Speaker 1: off the record, Hey, if Tucker Carlson sets his eyes
Speaker 1: on you, your phone never starts ringing. It's really scary
Speaker 1: the influence you can have with a large platform can
Speaker 1: matter a lot. That's why I did it all right.
Speaker 1: I actually got to exactly one email there. You know what,
Speaker 1: let's talk about wives, the Washington Wives, President Jill Gazelle, Fetterman,
Speaker 1: Missus Cucumber. Let's have a little frank discussion here briefly,
Speaker 1: and then back to some more emails. And also someone
Speaker 1: in the Biden administration. I think he's about to get fired.
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Speaker 1: Wives of DC hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: I apologize though we have made a mint where we're
Speaker 1: about to make a major change on the show. I
Speaker 1: know you have come to love Jewish producer Chris because
Speaker 1: even though you've never heard of him, you've grown to
Speaker 1: appreciate him. But sadly, this is going to be his
Speaker 1: last night on the show. As we were coming back
Speaker 1: from the break, he actually said that Phil Collins was
Speaker 1: a better musical mind than Credence Clearwater Revival. Chris has
Speaker 1: been removed, or will be removed shortly from his post.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have him checked out mentally, get him some
Speaker 1: real professional help. Maybe he'll come back one day. But
Speaker 1: obviously Chris is going through some things. Chris, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: that was drugs. Are you struggle them with drugs? You
Speaker 1: never struck me as a drug guy. But is it meth?
Speaker 1: You can tell me if it's meth. I've heard it's
Speaker 1: I've heard it's highly highly addictive. I wouldn't know. I
Speaker 1: never dabbled in the meth myself. I enjoy not having
Speaker 1: scabs and all my teeth. But is it the math, Chris,
Speaker 1: because nobody, nobody would say, and I like Phil Collins,
Speaker 1: nobody would say with a straight face that Phil Collins
Speaker 1: is superior to Creeds. No, Chris, No, where's Michael at
Speaker 1: Get Michael in here? Michael? Okay, Yes, thank you, Michael,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay. Michael apparently is just going to take
Speaker 1: over all the show duties. Well, Chris, uh, get some help. Look,
Speaker 1: we need him to get some help, right, we need
Speaker 1: we don't need you gone, we need you better? All right,
Speaker 1: let's get you some help. We'll get you back in here. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, Chris, write this one down. It's prediction
Speaker 1: time for the Oracle. You ready for this prediction? Time
Speaker 1: for the oracle? Let's see No, no, no, no, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. Everyone gets mad when I make your predictions.
Speaker 1: They always come true, and they're usually dark. But this
Speaker 1: one will probably make you feel better. The rear Admiral
Speaker 1: Pete Buttgate. I think he's gonna get fired. He may resign,
Speaker 1: but I think he's gonna get fired. You know why.
Speaker 1: One There's been a ton of transportation trouble in the country.
Speaker 1: There was another train derailment today, six cars is a nightmare.
Speaker 1: You know about the East Palestine derailment. There have been
Speaker 1: all these transportation problems now, Unlike everyone else, I don't
Speaker 1: blame the Rear Admiral. We shouldn't even have a transportation secretary.
Speaker 1: It's a useless position. It doesn't know what he's doing.
Speaker 1: But that aside, the problems have been magnified and they
Speaker 1: keep happening. So the administration needs a scapegoat. Eventually, you've
Speaker 1: got to present somebody up as a sacrifice to the masses.
Speaker 1: Remember what they did after the Federal Bureau of Investigation,
Speaker 1: after they worked hand in hand with the Democratic Party
Speaker 1: in order to stop Donald Trump from becoming president, they
Speaker 1: actually falsified documentation presented to the FISA Court. The FBI
Speaker 1: lied to the FISA Court so the FISA Court would
Speaker 1: continue to give them a warrant to spy on Trump's campaign.
Speaker 1: That is such an egregious abuse of power. Everyone even
Speaker 1: remotely connected to that should be in prison for twenty
Speaker 1: thirty years. That's that big of a deal to take
Speaker 1: your position at the FBI and abuse it in that way.
Speaker 1: It's that kind of a deal. But remember what they did.
Speaker 1: As the information came out and we started to learn
Speaker 1: more and more and more about it. Remember what they did.
Speaker 1: They found one FBI lawyer and they slapped some charges
Speaker 1: on him, and they basically gave him probation. But they said,
Speaker 1: that's all this guy. We've found. No worries. Everyone calm down,
Speaker 1: angry mob. We have found the culprit. We have taken
Speaker 1: care of the problem. He is being indicted, and of
Speaker 1: course they slapped him on the wrist. He went away.
Speaker 1: He's still practicing mob by the way, so nothing too severe.
Speaker 1: But they found their scapegoat. The Biden administration needs a scapegoat.
Speaker 1: All these things are happening transportation wise in the country.
Speaker 1: They need a scapegoat. And then I see this headline today.
Speaker 1: I've already been thinking, man, it seems like this is
Speaker 1: going to land on the rear Admiral. I feel like
Speaker 1: it is. I see this headline today and I just
Speaker 1: thought to myself, Oracle, you are the best headline it
Speaker 1: What Chris headline is transportation ig. That's the Inspector General
Speaker 1: to investigate butt gig for the use of government aircraft
Speaker 1: because butt gig has its very famously been cruising around
Speaker 1: not just America, the planet on private jets funded by you,
Speaker 1: funded by me, Remember the old Jesse lesson. By the way,
Speaker 1: when it comes to politics, why do people want to
Speaker 1: become politicians? Because the life itself would suck? It would
Speaker 1: be boring and miserable, and half the country hate you
Speaker 1: or to getting screamed at. You're raising money and you're
Speaker 1: meeting people you don't care about. Why so why would
Speaker 1: you do it? You become a politician because it gives
Speaker 1: you access to the things rich people have without ever
Speaker 1: actually having to accomplish anything. The Rear Admiral could never
Speaker 1: in a million years work his way onto a private
Speaker 1: jet in the private sector. He doesn't have the ability
Speaker 1: for that. Become a politician, boom, private jet. You and
Speaker 1: I just pay for it. So okay, So you's been
Speaker 1: bouncing around on the private jet. But in a government
Speaker 1: that is completely full of democrat activists, of communists activists,
Speaker 1: and has been weaponized against the right and only the right,
Speaker 1: why in the world they publicly announced they're investigating the
Speaker 1: Rear Admiral for using a private jet. Why the rear
Speaker 1: admiral is going to resign. They probably won't fire him
Speaker 1: because he's been a good soldier. He knows where too
Speaker 1: many bodies are buried. But watch, he'll quote resign. It'll
Speaker 1: be a force resignation, but he'll resign, Mark my words, Chris,
Speaker 1: I hope you wrote that one down. That was extra brilliant.
Speaker 1: If I say still myself, it was Chris Jesse. I'm
Speaker 1: super Oh, I love this one, Jesse. I'm surprised that
Speaker 1: Jesse is so convinced that the twenty twenty four Republican
Speaker 1: leadership contests will be a showdown between Trump and Santis.
Speaker 1: It's still a ways off. As a person of hype myself,
Speaker 1: he knows that the tallest competitor has the edge in
Speaker 1: any debate. So if Glenn Yunkin throws his hat in
Speaker 1: the ring, he will instantly have the best odds of
Speaker 1: anyone on the stage. Okay, one, I will tell you
Speaker 1: this about Glenn Youngkin Virginia. I do have some people
Speaker 1: in the know now, just by virtue of what I do. Look, Chris,
Speaker 1: you're not a journalist. You wouldn't know what it's like
Speaker 1: to have sources. It's journalist Jesse there's just no one better.
Speaker 1: We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss anyway.
Speaker 1: As a journalist, I do have sources now. My people
Speaker 1: tell me Glennynkin is way to the right of where
Speaker 1: you think he is. He couldn't campaign that way in
Speaker 1: a blue state. Remember, Virginia isn't purple. It's a blue state.
Speaker 1: He couldn't campaign that way in Virginia. But I'm hearing
Speaker 1: Glen Younkin is legit, maybe even an anti communist. I
Speaker 1: don't know that yet, but I heard he's legit. Glen
Speaker 1: Younkin wants to run for president. Glen Younkin could possibly
Speaker 1: be a very good president from what I understand. The
Speaker 1: problem for Glen Younkin is sometimes life Maybe you've experienced
Speaker 1: this in your life. Sometimes life just doesn't work out
Speaker 1: at the right time when you need it to work out,
Speaker 1: or when you want it to work out. The problem
Speaker 1: for Yuncan is there's no lane unless heavy D decides
Speaker 1: to not get in, and there's virtually no chance that's
Speaker 1: going to happen. But unless he decides to not get in,
Speaker 1: Glenn Yuncan has no lane. I don't think he's going
Speaker 1: to get in, but let's be frank about this. If
Speaker 1: he gets in being the tallest, it's a huge advantage
Speaker 1: because everyone knows everyone men, most definitely women know tall
Speaker 1: people are better than short people. We're better just existing
Speaker 1: than ever. We're better at everything. We're certainly but what Chris,
Speaker 1: We're certainly better at leadership. Everyone knows that. It's common knowledge. Now,
Speaker 1: before we get into the wives of DC with Senator
Speaker 1: Cucumber and his problems, before we get into headlines I
Speaker 1: didn't get to before we get into various other things here,
Speaker 1: I just want to point something out really quickly. I
Speaker 1: talk about self awareness and the lack of self awareness.
Speaker 1: We've been talking about that a lot on this show tonight.
Speaker 1: I understand that I don't understand cybercrime. When I think
Speaker 1: about criminals, I think about the same thing you think about,
Speaker 1: probably a crook with a scheme, ask on sticking a
Speaker 1: gun in my face. Give me all your money, Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: you look like a super important author. I bet you
Speaker 1: have a bunch of money anyway. That's what I think of, Chris.
Speaker 1: But the real crimes, the major crimes out there, the
Speaker 1: most crime out there, it's done online now, which is
Speaker 1: so weird to me. It's some nerd in front of
Speaker 1: a computer. They could get you evicted from your home
Speaker 1: in front of a computer. Do you know that your
Speaker 1: home title is online? It's in the cloud as we speak,
Speaker 1: as you hear the sound of my voice. They're looking
Speaker 1: for your home title, looking for everyone's trying to hack
Speaker 1: into them. When they hack into them, and they do,
Speaker 1: they take loans out against them. Several you start getting
Speaker 1: late notices in the mail. You're confused, you don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on. You didn't take out any loans your mind,
Speaker 1: but you actually did in the bank's mind. And they'll
Speaker 1: slap an eviction notice on your door for this. You
Speaker 1: know that right you have to take him to court,
Speaker 1: spend fifty g s on a lawyer trying to get
Speaker 1: it unraveled. Or you could get home title lock and
Speaker 1: stop it before it starts. Go to home title loock
Speaker 1: dot com. Slash Jesse, protect your home, it's your most
Speaker 1: valuable asset. Hometitlelock dot com. Okay, I'll be back. Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly backs in. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final
Speaker 1: segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm gonna be taking
Speaker 1: tomorrow off. I'm kidding and I'm not taking tomorrow off.
Speaker 1: I'll be right here. I don't have any days planned
Speaker 1: planned off until gosh, Chris, what is the next day?
Speaker 1: July fourth? Maybe? Man, that's a while. Man, that's gonna
Speaker 1: be hard working every day, y'all. Lee what Chris, It's
Speaker 1: it's gonna be difficult. Remember you can email the show
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. It's I can't. I still have
Speaker 1: a hard time sometimes believing that this person is president.
Speaker 1: Your docs are good because angel and having there all
Speaker 1: nurses mailed female what and then that pales in comparison
Speaker 1: to this little Jim. You know what I love about
Speaker 1: Joe Biden because a lot of people think Trump's presidency
Speaker 1: was very transparent, and it was the Trump. Trump would
Speaker 1: just go walk up to the media all day long
Speaker 1: and just talk to them. He was very open. You
Speaker 1: never see Joe Biden have to sit and do that Trump.
Speaker 1: I do it every day. You're just for fun. So
Speaker 1: you had a very transparent presidency, and they think he's
Speaker 1: really transparent. But Joe Biden is actually more transparent, just
Speaker 1: accidentally because his mind is so melted and gone that
Speaker 1: he's constantly saying these weird things that a lot of
Speaker 1: the elite think about, and he's not supposed to say
Speaker 1: like this, little Jim. I had a nurse named Pearl
Speaker 1: Nelson Military. She commanded and do things and I don't
Speaker 1: think you'll learn the medical school, nursing school. She's whispering,
Speaker 1: my ear. I couldn't understand him. She whispering, She'd leaned down,
Speaker 1: he'd actually breathe them. What what all? Right? Now? That
Speaker 1: brings me to this, just a brief thing before we
Speaker 1: get to headlines. I didn't get to Jill Biden. Joe
Speaker 1: Biden sits down for an interest. Isn't there any chance
Speaker 1: at this point that he's not going to run? Not?
Speaker 1: In my book, You're all for it. I'm all for it,
Speaker 1: of course. Jill Biden, Joe Biden's wife, is all for
Speaker 1: him standing in front of the entire planet for another
Speaker 1: four years and doing this. I had a nurse named
Speaker 1: Pearl Nelson Military. She'd commanded and do things that I
Speaker 1: don't think you can learn the medical screen nurses call.
Speaker 1: She's whispering, my ear. How detestable are these women of Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. How power hungry and detestable are they? And
Speaker 1: I used to think that Jill Biden was the worst
Speaker 1: elder abuser in the country, but she actually has some
Speaker 1: competition now because John Fetterman Senator Cucumber, he obviously is
Speaker 1: a brain damaged person as well. Most of the Democratic
Speaker 1: Party apparently has brain damaged these days. Had a massive stroke.
Speaker 1: He can't talk, can't understand words. Everyone has heard him
Speaker 1: try to speak several different times. We all knew he
Speaker 1: was brain damaged. The media, very small contingent in the
Speaker 1: media accused him of being brain damaged. During the campaign.
Speaker 1: His wife, who's with him every day, very aware of
Speaker 1: his issues, blasted the media as being dishonest and all
Speaker 1: these other things because she wanted to be a senator's
Speaker 1: wife so badly. Well, now Senator Cucumber gets into office. Here,
Speaker 1: you are a United States senator. That's a really, really,
Speaker 1: really big deal. It's a very important position. You have
Speaker 1: endless responsibilities and staffers and meetings and hearings and interview
Speaker 1: requests that all kinds of things come with being a
Speaker 1: United States senator. He can't speak, he can't understand words,
Speaker 1: has to check himself into a hospital. Was something that's
Speaker 1: very sad. With depression. With severe depression, Remember, severe depression
Speaker 1: claims people's lives. It's a really big deal. I want
Speaker 1: you to think about something. I want you to think
Speaker 1: about the person you love the most in the world
Speaker 1: checking themselves into the hospital was severe depression. I don't
Speaker 1: know who that is to you, husband, wife, daughter, sister,
Speaker 1: mother or father, whoever. I don't know. But what would
Speaker 1: you be doing if it? Look, there's a hospital. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at a hospital at the window right now. If
Speaker 1: the wife was checked into the hospital with severe depression,
Speaker 1: severe depression, would I even be doing the show today? No,
Speaker 1: I'd beat at the hospital because the person I love
Speaker 1: is in the hospital with severe depression. I don't want
Speaker 1: her to die. I wanted to get help. Jesselle Fetterman.
Speaker 1: After Senator Cucumber was checked into a hospital with severe depression,
Speaker 1: packed up her children and when ziplining in Canada in August,
Speaker 1: that's stunned to rescue him. Now she packed up her
Speaker 1: children and went on vacation when her husband, mister Cucumber
Speaker 1: checked himself into a hospital. How evil are the women
Speaker 1: of Washington, DC? How power hungry and evil are these
Speaker 1: detestable women? Fellas once again let me remind you you
Speaker 1: are marrying one communist away from having a very very
Speaker 1: very difficult life. Oh, I know she's hot, Fellas, move
Speaker 1: on and find a new one, all right, move on
Speaker 1: and find a new one. And I understand what Senator
Speaker 1: Cucumber was thinking. When you look like Shrek, it's difficult
Speaker 1: to land some dime. Gizelle's not bad looking, certainly has
Speaker 1: a good head of hair. He's not going to do
Speaker 1: any better than that. So you snatched her up. But
Speaker 1: now the mother of your children took them on vacation
Speaker 1: while you fight for your life in a hospital. So
Speaker 1: you know what you know what Venterman needs now my
Speaker 1: pillow two point zero. It's not going to fix the depression,
Speaker 1: but maybe it'll offer some level of comfort with the
Speaker 1: fact that you married a horrific Communist hag who doesn't
Speaker 1: care about you at all. You see my pillow two
Speaker 1: point oh. Because it combines the normal my pillow fill
Speaker 1: with temperature regulating thread, it can ease a little bit
Speaker 1: of the pane. Knowing you married an anti human who
Speaker 1: would throw you in front of a semi if it
Speaker 1: meant more money and power for her. Plus, Fetterman can
Speaker 1: rest easy. Might not be a senator for much longer.
Speaker 1: He got a deal buy one, get one free. When
Speaker 1: he goes to my pillow dot com and he clicks
Speaker 1: on the radio listeners specials and uses to promo code Jesse,
Speaker 1: he gets a buy one, get one free. Or maybe
Speaker 1: they're not letting him use the internet. That's fine, mister Cucumber.
Speaker 1: Pick up the phone call eight hundred eight four five
Speaker 1: zero five four four if you can't use the internet,
Speaker 1: or you know what he actually he can't talk. I
Speaker 1: take that back, Senator Cucumber. Just stick with the internet. Please.
Speaker 1: As wonderful as to my pillow people are, they're not
Speaker 1: going to be able to understand you on the phone.
Speaker 1: They're just they don't speak this language. So go to
Speaker 1: my pillow dot com promo code Jesse. And now here's
Speaker 1: a headline. You know the headlines we didn't get to
Speaker 1: you inside how the Navy acted male pilots to stage
Speaker 1: the all women's Super Bowl flyover. Imagine working your entire
Speaker 1: life to get to become a naval aviator, and you
Speaker 1: finally have qualified yourself for an honor of doing a
Speaker 1: flyover at the Super Bowl. Because internationally, the world will watch,
Speaker 1: your parents will sit and watch their baby boy doing
Speaker 1: a flyover, only to be axed because you're not a woman.
Speaker 1: How do you continue to serve under that? I feel
Speaker 1: so bad for these warriors, all the warriors listening to
Speaker 1: the sound of my voice right now who are still
Speaker 1: in and have to serve under this wretched filth. Gosh,
Speaker 1: that would suck. Ministry of Truth critics warn Washington extremism
Speaker 1: bill targets free speech. This is Washington State, not Washington University.
Speaker 1: Just a reminder you need to move out of your
Speaker 1: blue states because they're going to be arresting you before
Speaker 1: you know it for what you believe and what you
Speaker 1: put on Facebook. Now we're gonna do this again tomorrow.
Speaker 1: With that happy thought, keep your chin up. That's all
Speaker 1: so