WEBVTT - Hour 3: Campaign Missteps

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<v Speaker 1>It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the show

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Now you know

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<v Speaker 1>my thoughts case you're a new listener. Here they are

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<v Speaker 1>about the Republican twenty twenty four primary. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who I'm voting for yet. I will tell you when

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<v Speaker 1>I do know. My issues that matter most to me

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<v Speaker 1>are not the same issues that matter most to other people.

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<v Speaker 1>My two biggest things are COVID lockdowns because my country

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<v Speaker 1>turned into a tyranny. I will never forget it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to vote on that, on what you say

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<v Speaker 1>about that, and the FBI. I want to know who's

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<v Speaker 1>going to do something about the CHECA before they end

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<v Speaker 1>the United States of America because the weaponized state police

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<v Speaker 1>will do that. So I get it. I'm different. So

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to the Trump heavyd fight, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>emotionally invested in either of them. To be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>I like Trump, liked Trump, voted for Trump a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times for president. Thought he was a good president

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<v Speaker 1>for about three years. Completely screwed up when he handed

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<v Speaker 1>the country to Fauci and locked US down and screwed

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<v Speaker 1>us all. I like Heavy D. He's been the best

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<v Speaker 1>governor in America for a couple of years. Also locked

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<v Speaker 1>down his state at the beginning. I don't fall in

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<v Speaker 1>love with politicians. I don't wave pom poms. And you

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<v Speaker 1>also know this. Have you've been listening to the show

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<v Speaker 1>for any length of time. I'm more than happy to

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<v Speaker 1>criticize them when they're screwing something up, and when I

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<v Speaker 1>analyze their campaigns, I do it from a position without emotion.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a magabumper sticker on. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a run to Santis sign in my front yard. I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>nor will I. I don't know if I'm voting for

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<v Speaker 1>either of them in the primary. You know that I

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<v Speaker 1>might not so team to Santis. I know you're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>I know a bunch of you are. I'm gonna level

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<v Speaker 1>with you here, and I'm gonna level with you solidly.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making or you're allowing a terrible mistake to be made.

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<v Speaker 1>You see Trump in his attacks on Heavy D. Trump

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<v Speaker 1>is making mistakes, no question about it. Trump's Trump's idiotic nicknames.

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<v Speaker 1>They're embarrassing. Did you know new poll came out? People

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<v Speaker 1>they said they pulled people primary voters is actually in

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<v Speaker 1>the state of Michigan, and they asked them, Rond sanctimonious,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what Trump's been calling him. Who does it make

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<v Speaker 1>you feel more poorly? Of five percent said it made

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<v Speaker 1>them think more poorly of De Santis. Forty five percent

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<v Speaker 1>said made them think more poorly of Trump. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying it worked before. I love Trump. Good for you,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not twenty sixteen. It's a different country now. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds unserious, childish, and people have no time for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't work. It's a bad move. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>else is a bad move? Trump Trump says about about

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<v Speaker 1>Santis on him lockdown Ron every time he says that,

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<v Speaker 1>every time President Fiser says that, it moves me closer

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<v Speaker 1>to never being able to vote for Trump again, because

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<v Speaker 1>it tells me I'm going to get no ownership and

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<v Speaker 1>accountability for what he did. That's what it tells me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not effective. But Trump is levying an attack at

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<v Speaker 1>Rhonda Santis right now consistently. That is extremely effective, and

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<v Speaker 1>team De Santis had better get on top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Trump camp, they're saying this, He's establishment Rhonda Santis

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<v Speaker 1>is a neo Khan. He's establishment and you know what

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<v Speaker 1>they're using to back it up. Look at him here,

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<v Speaker 1>he is standing with Jeb Bush. Look he's standing with

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<v Speaker 1>Jeb Bush. And then I see headlines like this, Jeb

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<v Speaker 1>Bush wants the Santists to run. In twenty twenty four,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeb Bush sat down with Brian Kilmeade on Fox News

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<v Speaker 1>and could not stop praising Rhonda Santis. Also speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>Fox News, Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan has fallen in love

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<v Speaker 1>with the TV camera again. Paul Ryan's out there giving

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<v Speaker 1>interviews like this for the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee.

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<v Speaker 1>Where will you be It depends on who the mountainee is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be here. If it's somebody not named Trump, you

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<v Speaker 1>won't show. I'm not engine participating that now, even Wisconsin,

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<v Speaker 1>even Wisconsin, Paul Ryan, Jeff Bush, I am well aware

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<v Speaker 1>that men have pride and men have egos. But I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to be well aware of something. For whatever

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<v Speaker 1>role you had before, big shot in the House of Representatives,

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<v Speaker 1>governor of Florida, the Bush family, you know, a big

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<v Speaker 1>cheese at Fox News. Now, Oh, I get I understand

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<v Speaker 1>that completely. If you genuinely want Ron de Santis to

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<v Speaker 1>be the nominee and not Trump. It's really important you

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<v Speaker 1>understand that it's not that nobody cares what you say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that we actively loathe you in your brand of

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<v Speaker 1>the GOP. And every single time you rip on Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump and you praise Rohn to Santis, Jeb Bush, Paul Ryan,

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<v Speaker 1>you are boosting Trump's pull numbers and pushing people into

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's corner because it makes Trump's attack onto Santis, accusing

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<v Speaker 1>him of being establishment, and makes it look like there's

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<v Speaker 1>some legitimacy there. And I will tell you, as someone

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<v Speaker 1>who hasn't decided, it gives me a moment of pause.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is Jeb Bush so far on the RHNDA Santis camp?

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<v Speaker 1>It gives me that moment of pause. If it gives

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<v Speaker 1>me that moment a pause, I promise it gives others

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<v Speaker 1>that moment of pause. And so team to Santis, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're listening. If you're actually friends with these people,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm assuming because of the Florida thing, he probably

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<v Speaker 1>is close with Jeb Bush. I betually he came up

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<v Speaker 1>under Jeb Bush. I don't know all the details of it,

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<v Speaker 1>but Team to Santis, if you are actually friends with

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<v Speaker 1>these people. You will be on the phone right now,

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<v Speaker 1>not tomorrow, not next week, not after dinner. You will

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<v Speaker 1>be on the phone right now with Jeb Bush and

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Ryan and politely asking them to go hide in

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<v Speaker 1>a cave until the end of the primary, because nobody

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<v Speaker 1>gives a crap who Jeb Bush wants. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I take that back, I just misspoke. We actually do

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<v Speaker 1>give a crap whoever Jeb Bush and Paul Ryan wants.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the opposite, and I'm not alone, and so

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<v Speaker 1>does Santis. I know you want to get in, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to take on the big dog, and I get it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I support you. You've been an outstanding governor. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be more impressed. You're going to get your teeth

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<v Speaker 1>kicked in if you don't start getting more careful with

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<v Speaker 1>who your friends are and jet. But the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pride and ego. There you are, Paul Ryan, former

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<v Speaker 1>big shot in the house. Now you're sitting on the

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<v Speaker 1>board of Fox News. Man, you know what, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get in front of the camera and I'm gonna rip

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<v Speaker 1>on Trump because I hate Trump. You're so full of

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<v Speaker 1>pride and ego. You don't realize how universally hated you

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<v Speaker 1>are by the people who will actually pick the GOP nominee,

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<v Speaker 1>Jeb Bush. Did you see Jeb Jeb governor? I understand

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<v Speaker 1>Bush family royalty, No, I get it. But did you

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<v Speaker 1>did you see the results of the last GOP primary

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<v Speaker 1>you ran in in twenty sixteen? You do remember, Jeb Bush,

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<v Speaker 1>that you raised hundreds of millions of dollars in that primary,

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<v Speaker 1>that you thought you were the presumptive nominee, and you

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<v Speaker 1>got curbs stomped by Trump. In fact, that's not even fair.

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<v Speaker 1>You got curb stomped by everybody you were as Jeb Bush,

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<v Speaker 1>with hundreds of millions of dollars you were in also ran,

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<v Speaker 1>you were never even close to getting a sniff of

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<v Speaker 1>the nomination. That's how unpopular you are. So I know,

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<v Speaker 1>ego hurts. Pride hurts. It hurts. To have once been

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<v Speaker 1>on the mountaintop governor of Florida is a really big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you're a pariah. I know that hurts, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know as a dude, pride it's a powerful thing. Nevertheless,

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<v Speaker 1>it is what it is. I mean, you know, look, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk about myself. I got pride too bad. Pride

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I love doing the show. I have fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you hear everything about how fast the show

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<v Speaker 1>is growing, and it's it's gonna end up being way

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<v Speaker 1>bigger even than it is now, and that it's going really,

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<v Speaker 1>really really well. To put it mildly, but guess what,

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<v Speaker 1>There's gonna be a day. There's gonna be a day

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<v Speaker 1>when there's some new young hot shot out there and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting up there in years, and guess what he

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<v Speaker 1>or she they're just younger and funnier and more interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>and people'd rather hear what they have to say. And

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<v Speaker 1>let's say, let's let's look, this probably won't happen, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's say I have some twenty thirty year career in

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<v Speaker 1>radio and it's just good to the stratosphere, right, just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't be going any better. And you love the show

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty years, and then you're watching this young hotshot

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<v Speaker 1>come up through the ranks. Do you think that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be easy for me to sit down one day and say,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just better, he's just more interesting, he's just funnier.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I guess, guarantee, guess what a day's gonna come.

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<v Speaker 1>It will come. Time comes for all of us. It

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<v Speaker 1>will come. That'll be hard because of my pride, because

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<v Speaker 1>of my ego. That's not easy. That's hard. But that

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<v Speaker 1>day's gonna come, and I'm gonna have to look at

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<v Speaker 1>myself in the mirror and talk to the wife about

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<v Speaker 1>it and Chris about it, and we're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>say and are we done? We're done here, We're all

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<v Speaker 1>used up, Chris. It's gonna be hard, isn't it. Someday

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna happen. But for the good of everybody, including you,

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<v Speaker 1>that'll be the day the Jesse Kelly shows signs off

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<v Speaker 1>and we ride off into the sunset. Pride would prevent it, though,

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<v Speaker 1>and that would be a bad thing. Jeb Paul, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you're listening. You think you're campaigning against Trump. You're

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<v Speaker 1>campaigning against Rhonda Santis and Rhonda Santis. You better get

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, brother and lock it down now all right? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? Now I'm all worked up. I got

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<v Speaker 1>myself all worked up. Chris. You know what I need,

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<v Speaker 1>stress relief. You know what I do for stress relief.

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<v Speaker 1>I have two healthy things I do for stress relief

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<v Speaker 1>and one really unhealthy thing. The unhealthy thing I do

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<v Speaker 1>is I grab bourbon and I drink bourbon. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing. I've cut way down on that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a very rare thing. Now. The two healthy things I

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<v Speaker 1>do are I either lift weights or I practice with

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<v Speaker 1>my manti sex. Every time I go sit down and

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<v Speaker 1>I practice with my manti sex, I know I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>faster and deadlier. I'm getting better with my weapon. That

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<v Speaker 1>God forbid the day comes where I ever have to

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<v Speaker 1>pull a gun on someone and pointed at someone again

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<v Speaker 1>that I will live and they will die. Mantis X

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<v Speaker 1>allows me to practice in my home. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the range when I knock off work,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go right onto my living room and practice. Get

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<v Speaker 1>your mantis X today, Practice in your home like the

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<v Speaker 1>pros us mantis x dot com. All right, mantis x

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Miss catch up. Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>When it's done off the air, when it's done on

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<v Speaker 1>the air, off the air, Chris, is it done off

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<v Speaker 1>the air? Done? It's done on the air. Really, I

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<v Speaker 1>went to community college. I don't know words, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>Look we world famous authors make up our own words. Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't understand and that. But again, when you think

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<v Speaker 1>of me like a like a Shakespeare or a Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Angelo like that, it makes it easier to understand that

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<v Speaker 1>I use words other people don't use. Anyway, if you

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. Also, you

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<v Speaker 1>can email your love, your hate, your death threats. You're

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<v Speaker 1>asked doctor Jesse questions to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Let's get to some emails. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten to one. El showgun. What's it like to

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<v Speaker 1>be a trend setter? Been hearing more and more hosts

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<v Speaker 1>use language like communist and national divorce of separation. I

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<v Speaker 1>just hope your part time radio host thing doesn't catch on.

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<v Speaker 1>God bless you, sir. A trend setter. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm a trend setter. I understand we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>earlier about self awareness, knowing who you are, knowing what

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<v Speaker 1>you're not. You know what I am. I know what

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<v Speaker 1>I am, and I know what I'm not. I know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an intelligent man. I know that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a bunch of unique skills of any kind. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that, I know that you know what I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm somebody who doesn't care about making people angry, and

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<v Speaker 1>in this day and age, that's a valuable skill set

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<v Speaker 1>when you're taking on the communists, because people get angry

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<v Speaker 1>or act like they're angry all the time. I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>If I would say two things about myself, I understand people,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't care when they get mad at me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably the extent of my skills, unless we want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about the fact I am top five napper

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<v Speaker 1>on the planet. I am the greatest orderer of food

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<v Speaker 1>on the planet. That's why they all call me the

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<v Speaker 1>menu whisper. These are the things I'm good at. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about trendset, like when it comes to trendset

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<v Speaker 1>or because people are using the word communists now, I

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<v Speaker 1>will tell you one. That's what they are. It is

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what they are. When you buy the Anti Communist

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<v Speaker 1>Manifesto at Jesse kellybook dot com, you'll understand more about

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<v Speaker 1>why that's what they are and how to fight back

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<v Speaker 1>against them. But it's not just that I understand that's

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<v Speaker 1>what they are. It's that I understand the importance of labels.

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<v Speaker 1>Labels are such a critical thing for people. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>I brought this up before. I remember after Joe Biden

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<v Speaker 1>got elected and he's President of the United States of America,

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<v Speaker 1>and they ran a poll of Democrats, Democrats who voted

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<v Speaker 1>what was your most important issue? What was your most

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<v Speaker 1>important issue? And I don't know where this poll is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have to sit in front of me. And

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<v Speaker 1>the most important issue for Democrats who went out and

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<v Speaker 1>voted for Joe Biden was white supremacy. What white supremacy

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't even exist in any organized form at all in

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<v Speaker 1>this country. In fact, if there was ever a legitimate

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<v Speaker 1>accusation of white supremacy, like if I was a real

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<v Speaker 1>racist and I didn't like a black people or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that, if it came out, wow, Jesse hates black people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not just my career would be over, my life

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<v Speaker 1>would be over. It is the worst thing in this country,

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<v Speaker 1>in our culture. There's nothing worse you could possibly be

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<v Speaker 1>accused of. If it's credible, you're finished your whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll probably I'd probably have to move forget getting fired.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd probably have to move to a remote town. My

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<v Speaker 1>kids wouldn't be able to go to school. White supremacy

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<v Speaker 1>does not exist in this country in any organized form

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<v Speaker 1>other than the standard prejudices people have against one another.

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<v Speaker 1>And yet half of the nation believes it's not just

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<v Speaker 1>an issue, it's the top issue. But why do they

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<v Speaker 1>believe that? Because the Communist has long understood the value

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<v Speaker 1>of labels. That's why we could sit Chris and I

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<v Speaker 1>have done this for you a thousand times on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>How many montages have we played for you? Some put

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<v Speaker 1>together by us, some put together by my buddy Tom

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<v Speaker 1>Elliott at Graybians, some put together by NewsBusters, whatever, it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter who puts it together. I could play you

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<v Speaker 1>three hours straight of montages white supremacists, white supremacist, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi,

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<v Speaker 1>white supremacist, Nazi, white supremacists, evil, white supremacist, Nazi racist,

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<v Speaker 1>Nazi racist. Why over and over and over and over

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<v Speaker 1>and over and over again without end. Why do they

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Because words matter, and labels matter, and these

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<v Speaker 1>words they get imprinted on your mind over and over

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<v Speaker 1>and over again. And I've watched the right for so

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<v Speaker 1>long pussyfoot around labeling the Communists. Well, it's the left.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they're liberals. Well they're biased left leaning. The communist

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<v Speaker 1>is out there pointing a finger at you saying, look,

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<v Speaker 1>the Nazi destroy him. We're over there saying, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just kind of a liberal. Too liberal. Man, he's

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<v Speaker 1>being a bit of a hypocrite. Well, that's putting the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong label in our minds in it, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>it's doing. It's underselling the danger of what we're facing.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you under stand, you are looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>modern incarnation of Stalin. Now that creates a seriousness in

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<v Speaker 1>your mind? Does it not? Of where we are going

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<v Speaker 1>if we don't stop these people. That's why years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>once I figured out what they were, I figured out

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<v Speaker 1>it's really important to label and label and label and

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<v Speaker 1>label and label and label and label again. And that

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<v Speaker 1>stuff catches on. This is part of the reason I

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<v Speaker 1>love doing what I do. Like the January six footage

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<v Speaker 1>that Kevin McCarthy just gave to Tucker Carlson. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>an article out there today that a Republican representative said,

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<v Speaker 1>off the record, Hey, if Tucker Carlson sets his eyes

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<v Speaker 1>on you, your phone never starts ringing. It's really scary

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<v Speaker 1>the influence you can have with a large platform can

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<v Speaker 1>matter a lot. That's why I did it all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually got to exactly one email there. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about wives, the Washington Wives, President Jill Gazelle, Fetterman,

0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Missus Cucumber. Let's have a little frank discussion here briefly,

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<v Speaker 1>and then back to some more emails. And also someone

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<v Speaker 1>in the Biden administration. I think he's about to get fired.

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<v Speaker 1>All that's still to come. But you know what else

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<v Speaker 1>is still to come? Great phone service. You actually don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to feel bad about. And I want to I

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<v Speaker 1>want to remind you that I've had AT and T,

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<v Speaker 1>I have had Verizon, I have had T Mobile, I've

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<v Speaker 1>had them all, so I don't have any judgment for

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<v Speaker 1>you of where you have your cell phone. I've paid

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<v Speaker 1>all those companies to spit on me in my country,

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<v Speaker 1>just like you're doing now. I'm thrilled I found out

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<v Speaker 1>about pure Talk. Pure Talk loves the country so much

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<v Speaker 1>they actually hire Americans for customer service. How rare is

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<v Speaker 1>that you get a hold of pure Talk to switch

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<v Speaker 1>over ten minutes By the way, you'd speak to an

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<v Speaker 1>American who's pleasant and speaks English. Wow, what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>company is this from your cell phone? Pick it up,

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<v Speaker 1>dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. That'll

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<v Speaker 1>save you an additional fifty percent off your first month

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<v Speaker 1>pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. All Right, the

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<v Speaker 1>Wives of DC hang on. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize though we have made a mint where we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to make a major change on the show. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you have come to love Jewish producer Chris because

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<v Speaker 1>even though you've never heard of him, you've grown to

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate him. But sadly, this is going to be his

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<v Speaker 1>last night on the show. As we were coming back

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<v Speaker 1>from the break, he actually said that Phil Collins was

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<v Speaker 1>a better musical mind than Credence Clearwater Revival. Chris has

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<v Speaker 1>been removed, or will be removed shortly from his post.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have him checked out mentally, get him some

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<v Speaker 1>real professional help. Maybe he'll come back one day. But

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<v Speaker 1>obviously Chris is going through some things. Chris, I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>that was drugs. Are you struggle them with drugs? You

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<v Speaker 1>never struck me as a drug guy. But is it meth?

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell me if it's meth. I've heard it's

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard it's highly highly addictive. I wouldn't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>never dabbled in the meth myself. I enjoy not having

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<v Speaker 1>scabs and all my teeth. But is it the math, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>because nobody, nobody would say, and I like Phil Collins,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody would say with a straight face that Phil Collins

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<v Speaker 1>is superior to Creeds. No, Chris, No, where's Michael at

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<v Speaker 1>Get Michael in here? Michael? Okay, Yes, thank you, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Okay. Michael apparently is just going to take

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<v Speaker 1>over all the show duties. Well, Chris, uh, get some help. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>we need him to get some help, right, we need

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need you gone, we need you better? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get you some help. We'll get you back in here. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Chris, write this one down. It's prediction

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<v Speaker 1>time for the Oracle. You ready for this prediction? Time

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<v Speaker 1>for the oracle? Let's see No, no, no, no, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on. Everyone gets mad when I make your predictions.

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<v Speaker 1>They always come true, and they're usually dark. But this

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<v Speaker 1>one will probably make you feel better. The rear Admiral

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<v Speaker 1>Pete Buttgate. I think he's gonna get fired. He may resign,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think he's gonna get fired. You know why.

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<v Speaker 1>One There's been a ton of transportation trouble in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>There was another train derailment today, six cars is a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>You know about the East Palestine derailment. There have been

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<v Speaker 1>all these transportation problems now, Unlike everyone else, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>blame the Rear Admiral. We shouldn't even have a transportation secretary.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a useless position. It doesn't know what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>But that aside, the problems have been magnified and they

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<v Speaker 1>keep happening. So the administration needs a scapegoat. Eventually, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got to present somebody up as a sacrifice to the masses.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember what they did after the Federal Bureau of Investigation,

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<v Speaker 1>after they worked hand in hand with the Democratic Party

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<v Speaker 1>in order to stop Donald Trump from becoming president, they

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<v Speaker 1>actually falsified documentation presented to the FISA Court. The FBI

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<v Speaker 1>lied to the FISA Court so the FISA Court would

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<v Speaker 1>continue to give them a warrant to spy on Trump's campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>That is such an egregious abuse of power. Everyone even

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<v Speaker 1>remotely connected to that should be in prison for twenty

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years. That's that big of a deal to take

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<v Speaker 1>your position at the FBI and abuse it in that way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that kind of a deal. But remember what they did.

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<v Speaker 1>As the information came out and we started to learn

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<v Speaker 1>more and more and more about it. Remember what they did.

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<v Speaker 1>They found one FBI lawyer and they slapped some charges

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<v Speaker 1>on him, and they basically gave him probation. But they said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all this guy. We've found. No worries. Everyone calm down,

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<v Speaker 1>angry mob. We have found the culprit. We have taken

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<v Speaker 1>care of the problem. He is being indicted, and of

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<v Speaker 1>course they slapped him on the wrist. He went away.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still practicing mob by the way, so nothing too severe.

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<v Speaker 1>But they found their scapegoat. The Biden administration needs a scapegoat.

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<v Speaker 1>All these things are happening transportation wise in the country.

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<v Speaker 1>They need a scapegoat. And then I see this headline today.

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<v Speaker 1>I've already been thinking, man, it seems like this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to land on the rear Admiral. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I see this headline today and I just

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<v Speaker 1>thought to myself, Oracle, you are the best headline it

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<v Speaker 1>What Chris headline is transportation ig. That's the Inspector General

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<v Speaker 1>to investigate butt gig for the use of government aircraft

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<v Speaker 1>because butt gig has its very famously been cruising around

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<v Speaker 1>not just America, the planet on private jets funded by you,

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<v Speaker 1>funded by me, Remember the old Jesse lesson. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to politics, why do people want to

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<v Speaker 1>become politicians? Because the life itself would suck? It would

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<v Speaker 1>be boring and miserable, and half the country hate you

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<v Speaker 1>or to getting screamed at. You're raising money and you're

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<v Speaker 1>meeting people you don't care about. Why so why would

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<v Speaker 1>you do it? You become a politician because it gives

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<v Speaker 1>you access to the things rich people have without ever

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<v Speaker 1>actually having to accomplish anything. The Rear Admiral could never

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<v Speaker 1>in a million years work his way onto a private

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<v Speaker 1>jet in the private sector. He doesn't have the ability

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Become a politician, boom, private jet. You and

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<v Speaker 1>I just pay for it. So okay, So you's been

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<v Speaker 1>bouncing around on the private jet. But in a government

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<v Speaker 1>that is completely full of democrat activists, of communists activists,

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<v Speaker 1>and has been weaponized against the right and only the right,

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<v Speaker 1>why in the world they publicly announced they're investigating the

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<v Speaker 1>Rear Admiral for using a private jet. Why the rear

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<v Speaker 1>admiral is going to resign. They probably won't fire him

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<v Speaker 1>because he's been a good soldier. He knows where too

0:25:15.160 --> 0:25:18.520
<v Speaker 1>many bodies are buried. But watch, he'll quote resign. It'll

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<v Speaker 1>be a force resignation, but he'll resign, Mark my words, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you wrote that one down. That was extra brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>If I say still myself, it was Chris Jesse. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>super Oh, I love this one, Jesse. I'm surprised that

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse is so convinced that the twenty twenty four Republican

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<v Speaker 1>leadership contests will be a showdown between Trump and Santis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still a ways off. As a person of hype myself,

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<v Speaker 1>he knows that the tallest competitor has the edge in

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<v Speaker 1>any debate. So if Glenn Yunkin throws his hat in

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<v Speaker 1>the ring, he will instantly have the best odds of

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<v Speaker 1>anyone on the stage. Okay, one, I will tell you

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<v Speaker 1>this about Glenn Youngkin Virginia. I do have some people

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<v Speaker 1>in the know now, just by virtue of what I do. Look, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not a journalist. You wouldn't know what it's like

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<v Speaker 1>to have sources. It's journalist Jesse there's just no one better.

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<v Speaker 1>We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>As a journalist, I do have sources now. My people

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<v Speaker 1>tell me Glennynkin is way to the right of where

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<v Speaker 1>you think he is. He couldn't campaign that way in

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<v Speaker 1>a blue state. Remember, Virginia isn't purple. It's a blue state.

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:36.680
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't campaign that way in Virginia. But I'm hearing

0:26:36.760 --> 0:26:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Glen Younkin is legit, maybe even an anti communist. I

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:43.840
<v Speaker 1>don't know that yet, but I heard he's legit. Glen

0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Younkin wants to run for president. Glen Younkin could possibly

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<v Speaker 1>be a very good president from what I understand. The

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<v Speaker 1>problem for Glen Younkin is sometimes life Maybe you've experienced

0:26:58.880 --> 0:27:02.359
<v Speaker 1>this in your life. Sometimes life just doesn't work out

0:27:02.400 --> 0:27:05.280
<v Speaker 1>at the right time when you need it to work out,

0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:07.639
<v Speaker 1>or when you want it to work out. The problem

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<v Speaker 1>for Yuncan is there's no lane unless heavy D decides

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<v Speaker 1>to not get in, and there's virtually no chance that's

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<v Speaker 1>going to happen. But unless he decides to not get in,

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<v Speaker 1>Glenn Yuncan has no lane. I don't think he's going

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<v Speaker 1>to get in, but let's be frank about this. If

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 1>he gets in being the tallest, it's a huge advantage

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:33.000
<v Speaker 1>because everyone knows everyone men, most definitely women know tall

0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 1>people are better than short people. We're better just existing

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:41.639
<v Speaker 1>than ever. We're better at everything. We're certainly but what Chris,

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:46.040
<v Speaker 1>We're certainly better at leadership. Everyone knows that. It's common knowledge. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>before we get into the wives of DC with Senator

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Cucumber and his problems, before we get into headlines I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get to before we get into various other things here,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to point something out really quickly. I

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<v Speaker 1>talk about self awareness and the lack of self awareness.

0:28:03.920 --> 0:28:06.040
<v Speaker 1>We've been talking about that a lot on this show tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that I don't understand cybercrime. When I think

0:28:11.920 --> 0:28:14.720
<v Speaker 1>about criminals, I think about the same thing you think about,

0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 1>probably a crook with a scheme, ask on sticking a

0:28:17.920 --> 0:28:20.440
<v Speaker 1>gun in my face. Give me all your money, Hey, Jesse,

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>you look like a super important author. I bet you

0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>have a bunch of money anyway. That's what I think of, Chris.

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>But the real crimes, the major crimes out there, the

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:31.760
<v Speaker 1>most crime out there, it's done online now, which is

0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 1>so weird to me. It's some nerd in front of

0:28:33.600 --> 0:28:37.800
<v Speaker 1>a computer. They could get you evicted from your home

0:28:37.840 --> 0:28:40.800
<v Speaker 1>in front of a computer. Do you know that your

0:28:40.840 --> 0:28:44.320
<v Speaker 1>home title is online? It's in the cloud as we speak,

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 1>as you hear the sound of my voice. They're looking

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 1>for your home title, looking for everyone's trying to hack

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 1>into them. When they hack into them, and they do,

0:28:52.200 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 1>they take loans out against them. Several you start getting

0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:57.960
<v Speaker 1>late notices in the mail. You're confused, you don't know

0:28:58.000 --> 0:29:00.520
<v Speaker 1>what's going on. You didn't take out any loans your mind,

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 1>but you actually did in the bank's mind. And they'll

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:06.400
<v Speaker 1>slap an eviction notice on your door for this. You

0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 1>know that right you have to take him to court,

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>spend fifty g s on a lawyer trying to get

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 1>it unraveled. Or you could get home title lock and

0:29:13.400 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 1>stop it before it starts. Go to home title loock

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 1>dot com. Slash Jesse, protect your home, it's your most

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:28.520
<v Speaker 1>valuable asset. Hometitlelock dot com. Okay, I'll be back. Jesse

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Kelly backs in. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 1>segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm gonna be taking

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:45.920
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow off. I'm kidding and I'm not taking tomorrow off.

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll be right here. I don't have any days planned

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:52.000
<v Speaker 1>planned off until gosh, Chris, what is the next day?

0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 1>July fourth? Maybe? Man, that's a while. Man, that's gonna

0:29:56.320 --> 0:30:00.120
<v Speaker 1>be hard working every day, y'all. Lee what Chris, It's

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be difficult. Remember you can email the show

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Kelly show dot com. It's I can't. I still have

0:30:12.960 --> 0:30:15.840
<v Speaker 1>a hard time sometimes believing that this person is president.

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Your docs are good because angel and having there all

0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:26.960
<v Speaker 1>nurses mailed female what and then that pales in comparison

0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 1>to this little Jim. You know what I love about

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden because a lot of people think Trump's presidency

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 1>was very transparent, and it was the Trump. Trump would

0:30:36.680 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 1>just go walk up to the media all day long

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:40.680
<v Speaker 1>and just talk to them. He was very open. You

0:30:40.760 --> 0:30:42.720
<v Speaker 1>never see Joe Biden have to sit and do that Trump.

0:30:42.760 --> 0:30:44.760
<v Speaker 1>I do it every day. You're just for fun. So

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:47.720
<v Speaker 1>you had a very transparent presidency, and they think he's

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:52.240
<v Speaker 1>really transparent. But Joe Biden is actually more transparent, just

0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 1>accidentally because his mind is so melted and gone that

0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 1>he's constantly saying these weird things that a lot of

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 1>the elite think about, and he's not supposed to say

0:31:03.120 --> 0:31:05.520
<v Speaker 1>like this, little Jim. I had a nurse named Pearl

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Nelson Military. She commanded and do things and I don't

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 1>think you'll learn the medical school, nursing school. She's whispering,

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>my ear. I couldn't understand him. She whispering, She'd leaned down,

0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 1>he'd actually breathe them. What what all? Right? Now? That

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:25.800
<v Speaker 1>brings me to this, just a brief thing before we

0:31:25.840 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 1>get to headlines. I didn't get to Jill Biden. Joe

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 1>Biden sits down for an interest. Isn't there any chance

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>at this point that he's not going to run? Not?

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 1>In my book, You're all for it. I'm all for it,

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 1>of course. Jill Biden, Joe Biden's wife, is all for

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:53.920
<v Speaker 1>him standing in front of the entire planet for another

0:31:54.040 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 1>four years and doing this. I had a nurse named

0:31:57.040 --> 0:32:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Pearl Nelson Military. She'd commanded and do things that I

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:03.040
<v Speaker 1>don't think you can learn the medical screen nurses call.

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 1>She's whispering, my ear. How detestable are these women of Washington,

0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 1>d C. How power hungry and detestable are they? And

0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I used to think that Jill Biden was the worst

0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>elder abuser in the country, but she actually has some

0:32:19.640 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 1>competition now because John Fetterman Senator Cucumber, he obviously is

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:28.000
<v Speaker 1>a brain damaged person as well. Most of the Democratic

0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Party apparently has brain damaged these days. Had a massive stroke.

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 1>He can't talk, can't understand words. Everyone has heard him

0:32:37.960 --> 0:32:44.000
<v Speaker 1>try to speak several different times. We all knew he

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:48.720
<v Speaker 1>was brain damaged. The media, very small contingent in the

0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 1>media accused him of being brain damaged. During the campaign.

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:54.920
<v Speaker 1>His wife, who's with him every day, very aware of

0:32:54.960 --> 0:32:58.760
<v Speaker 1>his issues, blasted the media as being dishonest and all

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:01.560
<v Speaker 1>these other things because she wanted to be a senator's

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:06.120
<v Speaker 1>wife so badly. Well, now Senator Cucumber gets into office. Here,

0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:09.240
<v Speaker 1>you are a United States senator. That's a really, really,

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 1>really big deal. It's a very important position. You have

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>endless responsibilities and staffers and meetings and hearings and interview

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.440
<v Speaker 1>requests that all kinds of things come with being a

0:33:20.560 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 1>United States senator. He can't speak, he can't understand words,

0:33:25.080 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 1>has to check himself into a hospital. Was something that's

0:33:28.200 --> 0:33:32.640
<v Speaker 1>very sad. With depression. With severe depression, Remember, severe depression

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:36.480
<v Speaker 1>claims people's lives. It's a really big deal. I want

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:39.440
<v Speaker 1>you to think about something. I want you to think

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:41.640
<v Speaker 1>about the person you love the most in the world

0:33:42.320 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 1>checking themselves into the hospital was severe depression. I don't

0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:49.120
<v Speaker 1>know who that is to you, husband, wife, daughter, sister,

0:33:49.320 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 1>mother or father, whoever. I don't know. But what would

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:56.040
<v Speaker 1>you be doing if it? Look, there's a hospital. I'm

0:33:56.040 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 1>looking at a hospital at the window right now. If

0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:01.520
<v Speaker 1>the wife was checked into the hospital with severe depression,

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:07.560
<v Speaker 1>severe depression, would I even be doing the show today? No,

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:12.879
<v Speaker 1>I'd beat at the hospital because the person I love

0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:16.520
<v Speaker 1>is in the hospital with severe depression. I don't want

0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:20.560
<v Speaker 1>her to die. I wanted to get help. Jesselle Fetterman.

0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 1>After Senator Cucumber was checked into a hospital with severe depression,

0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:32.960
<v Speaker 1>packed up her children and when ziplining in Canada in August,

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:41.040
<v Speaker 1>that's stunned to rescue him. Now she packed up her

0:34:41.120 --> 0:34:45.239
<v Speaker 1>children and went on vacation when her husband, mister Cucumber

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 1>checked himself into a hospital. How evil are the women

0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:55.359
<v Speaker 1>of Washington, DC? How power hungry and evil are these

0:34:55.440 --> 0:34:59.560
<v Speaker 1>detestable women? Fellas once again let me remind you you

0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:03.359
<v Speaker 1>are marrying one communist away from having a very very

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 1>very difficult life. Oh, I know she's hot, Fellas, move

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:10.000
<v Speaker 1>on and find a new one, all right, move on

0:35:10.280 --> 0:35:12.400
<v Speaker 1>and find a new one. And I understand what Senator

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Cucumber was thinking. When you look like Shrek, it's difficult

0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 1>to land some dime. Gizelle's not bad looking, certainly has

0:35:21.040 --> 0:35:22.960
<v Speaker 1>a good head of hair. He's not going to do

0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:25.640
<v Speaker 1>any better than that. So you snatched her up. But

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:29.840
<v Speaker 1>now the mother of your children took them on vacation

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 1>while you fight for your life in a hospital. So

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>you know what you know what Venterman needs now my

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:40.840
<v Speaker 1>pillow two point zero. It's not going to fix the depression,

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:44.920
<v Speaker 1>but maybe it'll offer some level of comfort with the

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:48.720
<v Speaker 1>fact that you married a horrific Communist hag who doesn't

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:51.399
<v Speaker 1>care about you at all. You see my pillow two

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:54.280
<v Speaker 1>point oh. Because it combines the normal my pillow fill

0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 1>with temperature regulating thread, it can ease a little bit

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:02.880
<v Speaker 1>of the pane. Knowing you married an anti human who

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:04.719
<v Speaker 1>would throw you in front of a semi if it

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:08.600
<v Speaker 1>meant more money and power for her. Plus, Fetterman can

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 1>rest easy. Might not be a senator for much longer.

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:16.319
<v Speaker 1>He got a deal buy one, get one free. When

0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:19.400
<v Speaker 1>he goes to my pillow dot com and he clicks

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:22.680
<v Speaker 1>on the radio listeners specials and uses to promo code Jesse,

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:27.399
<v Speaker 1>he gets a buy one, get one free. Or maybe

0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 1>they're not letting him use the internet. That's fine, mister Cucumber.

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Pick up the phone call eight hundred eight four five

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:37.960
<v Speaker 1>zero five four four if you can't use the internet,

0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:39.960
<v Speaker 1>or you know what he actually he can't talk. I

0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:42.720
<v Speaker 1>take that back, Senator Cucumber. Just stick with the internet. Please.

0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:45.279
<v Speaker 1>As wonderful as to my pillow people are, they're not

0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>going to be able to understand you on the phone.

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:50.800
<v Speaker 1>They're just they don't speak this language. So go to

0:36:50.960 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>my pillow dot com promo code Jesse. And now here's

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:58.799
<v Speaker 1>a headline. You know the headlines we didn't get to

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:06.400
<v Speaker 1>you inside how the Navy acted male pilots to stage

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:11.560
<v Speaker 1>the all women's Super Bowl flyover. Imagine working your entire

0:37:11.719 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 1>life to get to become a naval aviator, and you

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 1>finally have qualified yourself for an honor of doing a

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:23.759
<v Speaker 1>flyover at the Super Bowl. Because internationally, the world will watch,

0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:26.239
<v Speaker 1>your parents will sit and watch their baby boy doing

0:37:26.239 --> 0:37:30.480
<v Speaker 1>a flyover, only to be axed because you're not a woman.

0:37:31.719 --> 0:37:34.800
<v Speaker 1>How do you continue to serve under that? I feel

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:37.440
<v Speaker 1>so bad for these warriors, all the warriors listening to

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:39.480
<v Speaker 1>the sound of my voice right now who are still

0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 1>in and have to serve under this wretched filth. Gosh,

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:48.720
<v Speaker 1>that would suck. Ministry of Truth critics warn Washington extremism

0:37:48.719 --> 0:37:53.880
<v Speaker 1>bill targets free speech. This is Washington State, not Washington University.

0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 1>Just a reminder you need to move out of your

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:58.280
<v Speaker 1>blue states because they're going to be arresting you before

0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 1>you know it for what you believe and what you

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:03.320
<v Speaker 1>put on Facebook. Now we're gonna do this again tomorrow.

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:06.160
<v Speaker 1>With that happy thought, keep your chin up. That's all

0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 1>so