Speaker 1: Second day. They say love will find you when you're
Speaker 1: least expecting it. Oh yeah, they say that, which I
Speaker 1: can tell you is absolutely true. Really, it happened to
Speaker 1: me just the other day. I was at the bank
Speaker 1: trying to get alone, and before I knew it, I
Speaker 1: was frenching the person that runs the vault. It just
Speaker 1: happened every day. I'll tell you, they really knew how
Speaker 1: to crank it the vault door. How did you get
Speaker 1: back there? Anyway? My point is you never know when
Speaker 1: love's gonna come pounding on your door. And apparently that's
Speaker 1: what happened with one of our listeners, Valerie. Love just
Speaker 1: came and found her. Valerie, you end up with a
Speaker 1: vault guard too. It was such a vault guard. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh wow wow? I mean did you like? You said
Speaker 1: that in a very sensual way. Tell us about this
Speaker 1: vault garden where you met him. I need to switch bakes.
Speaker 1: So this was a couple of weeks ago. I'm just
Speaker 1: at home fixing dinner casual night in Okay, and he
Speaker 1: just burst through your front door, more of a subtle
Speaker 1: entrance than the kool aid man. I get a text.
Speaker 1: My phone dings and it just says Hey, it was
Speaker 1: fun hanging out with you last night, But next time,
Speaker 1: I'm drawing the number from the raffle. Sounds like a
Speaker 1: senior citizen event. No, I was just home the night before.
Speaker 1: I mean number exactly? Gotcha? Did you respond to that?
Speaker 1: I did? I usually don't, but there was something so
Speaker 1: I don't know, unusual about it. So I just responded,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say charming. Thank god you didn't. It
Speaker 1: was unusual. So what did you say? So? I said, well,
Speaker 1: unless you were hiding in my closet last night, I
Speaker 1: wasn't the one with you. Okay, you don't want to answer.
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, funny, go back to your closet right now.
Speaker 1: What did he say? It was just very embarrassing for him,
Speaker 1: you know, He's like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: must have a bad number. I'm sorry to bother you.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, well, it's okay. He just
Speaker 1: kind of kept responding. So we ended up text chatting
Speaker 1: for a while, and all of a sudden he hits
Speaker 1: me with are you single? At this point, you'll just
Speaker 1: take anybody please. Yeah, she's actually responding, this is my
Speaker 1: eleventh wrong number, please, somebody being Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: sound a little desperate. I mean we were getting along.
Speaker 1: It was like playful banter between us. This is like
Speaker 1: one of those stories you see on the news where
Speaker 1: like somebody accidentally texted someone and now they're all having
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner together. Different is it than meeting someone on Tinder?
Speaker 1: Chemistry is chemistry. It's really random that this happened and
Speaker 1: that you guys connected. Did you ever end up going out? Well? Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm recently single, and so one thing led
Speaker 1: to another and we decided to meet up the next
Speaker 1: night at a street fair near my house that I
Speaker 1: like to visit. Maybe what are the chances this guy
Speaker 1: gets a wrong number you're in the same area. Did
Speaker 1: you get a picture or anything of him? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he sent me a link to his Facebook page, so
Speaker 1: I kind of checked out. Can raffle some scared your
Speaker 1: vault gard? Did he turn out to be a winner
Speaker 1: or what happened when you showed up and met He
Speaker 1: was really cute and very sweet. It was a lovely
Speaker 1: night walking around checking on the food vendors. We had
Speaker 1: the roasted buttery corn and how was the chemistry between you?
Speaker 1: Tell me about the corn? It was buttery, Okay? Salt
Speaker 1: and pepper, little paprik on there. Oh my god. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's getting hot, so let's keep going the day. Tell
Speaker 1: me more about the guy. Well, I don't even know
Speaker 1: his name yet. What is it Dave? Dave? Okay? Did
Speaker 1: you have anything in common with Dave? Well, he had
Speaker 1: such a great sense of humor. We were just clicking.
Speaker 1: Just it was very easy to talk to him, you know,
Speaker 1: lots of flow. Great. What was the biggest highlight of
Speaker 1: the date for you? Biggest highlight was we went and
Speaker 1: got matching Hannah tattoo wild Children middle school. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's kind of cool. Yeah. How did the date end?
Speaker 1: He dropped me off back at home and there was
Speaker 1: a lovely kiss. You must know, dude, And this guy
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back. It sounds so good. Well, here's
Speaker 1: what I keep going back to is apparently he had
Speaker 1: been out the night before with somebody else, and I
Speaker 1: don't know if maybe he reconnected with Raffle girl. Maybe
Speaker 1: he texted the wrong number again accident. Yeah, soundin way
Speaker 1: he meets women could be his imo. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's unattractive though, Like I've had girls asking me out
Speaker 1: and then you see them going on a date the
Speaker 1: next night and then in a week later. Right, I
Speaker 1: don't like to play the field. Yeah, I get it,
Speaker 1: but it's still not nice to know you're one in
Speaker 1: line play the cornfield. Yeah, well your right, all of
Speaker 1: us are. Okay, Well, here's what we're gonna do, Valor,
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call
Speaker 1: day for you, and we'll try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, okay, great second one wrong phone
Speaker 1: number could lead to mister oh so right. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Valerie, met a guy named Dave after he
Speaker 1: sent her a text that was meant to go to
Speaker 1: somebody else, but they ended up connecting after she approved
Speaker 1: his Facebook picture, and then they went to a street
Speaker 1: fair together. They ate some seriously delicious sounding corn at
Speaker 1: We spent a lot of time on the corner. Not
Speaker 1: enough time on the corn if you ask me. Nexting
Speaker 1: in about the corn too, everybody loves corn. Yeah, corn
Speaker 1: sexy anyway. They even got matching henna tattoos. But after
Speaker 1: their date, their connection has suddenly gone stale, like a
Speaker 1: bag of old buttery corn, which I would still eat,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't be quite as excited anyway. That's why
Speaker 1: Valerie's reached out to us her. That's the question, Valerie,
Speaker 1: what do you say? I would love for you to
Speaker 1: help me. Yeah. I couldn't dig it stop. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's saying, Valerie, you mustn't. I mean, it's gonna sound bad,
Speaker 1: but I'd be really disappointed because you have like this
Speaker 1: kismet situation where you meet this guy and then you
Speaker 1: guys end up kissing at the end of the night
Speaker 1: and everything seems to be going in the right direction,
Speaker 1: and then you've heard nothing from him. Well, technically we
Speaker 1: texted the next day, Oh you did, okay? Okay, And
Speaker 1: what did he say? He seemed very interested in meeting
Speaker 1: up again. Huh, that's weird. Yeah. So that's why I
Speaker 1: keep thinking, like I don't think it was something that
Speaker 1: happened on the date, Like it must be something that's
Speaker 1: going on in his personal life. Okay, And how long
Speaker 1: ago did this happen? Like how long ago was the date?
Speaker 1: Five or six days ago? Now? I guess Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: have you tried the classic Corn approach and stalk him
Speaker 1: waiting for that moment the entire because their goals like
Speaker 1: corn start. Yeah, he's just so now you're into it.
Speaker 1: Now you're coming around on the corn. Anyway, Let's let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Everybody's shaking their head in studio. I don't
Speaker 1: understand you guys just aren't as big a fans of corn. Okay, Valerie,
Speaker 1: are you ready to do this? Yes? All right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dial Dave's phone number and we're gonna try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is this Dave? Yes? Who's this? My name's Jeff from
Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping you have a second to talk with us. I'm
Speaker 1: not really sure why you'd be calling me. That's a
Speaker 1: good question. That is that is I commend you on
Speaker 1: your question asking. Yeah, you're much better at asking questions
Speaker 1: than I am. And I'm a radio host, so good
Speaker 1: for you. Dave. Are you a new radio host? Does
Speaker 1: it show that much? I'm just not familiar. Sorry. So look,
Speaker 1: the reason why I'm calling you today is because we're
Speaker 1: doing a segment on our show called a second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if that person isn't calling you back, you can email
Speaker 1: us and we'll reach out to them for you to
Speaker 1: help you figure out the reason why makes sense? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see. Okay, And so recently you went out with
Speaker 1: a woman who's been trying to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: Her name's Valerie. Yes, okay, Yeah, did you have a
Speaker 1: great time on your date? I mean the whole story
Speaker 1: she told us about, like how you accidentally texted her
Speaker 1: it was like a wrong number or something that was
Speaker 1: probably pretty crazy. Yeah, it was a great story, I guess,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that's just gonna be it for us.
Speaker 1: So that's it for you guys. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: would say I was ultimately very displeased with the date. Really,
Speaker 1: that's interesting because from her perspective, the date was really good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we love your date. She told us that you kissed
Speaker 1: her at the end of the night. If you were displeased,
Speaker 1: displeased people don't kiss. I mean, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: full disclosure that night, I was not displeased, but I'm
Speaker 1: still dealing with the aftermath of that evening. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: in the aftermath displeased you? Was it the corn? We
Speaker 1: heard about the corn? What could be displeasing about corn?
Speaker 1: I don't know, And we had nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the corn, thank god? Oh yeah, yeah, because that would
Speaker 1: not check out? So what do we have high corn
Speaker 1: expectations on this show? Okay? So what what did upset you? All? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: so she told you we went to the streets there,
Speaker 1: and did she happen to mention the head of tattoos? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, you guys got matching henda tattoos. We did,
Speaker 1: And I thought these things were supposed to come right off.
Speaker 1: So like we both got the sun, but it was like,
Speaker 1: you know, flowers all around it and vines and all
Speaker 1: the stuff. Did you get it on your hand or
Speaker 1: what I mean? How to typically last? I think, what
Speaker 1: like two weeks or something? You didn't get on your face,
Speaker 1: did you? So? No, not on my face, but it's
Speaker 1: all on the palm of my hand now. And I
Speaker 1: ended up having a big job interview coming up, okay,
Speaker 1: and tried really hard to get the tattoo off. Didn't work.
Speaker 1: Still there, So I go to this job interview and
Speaker 1: the employer is sort of a big conservative guy and
Speaker 1: seize this thing on my hand and it's like, flowers,
Speaker 1: what kind of sissy boy are you hand? Why? Why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you just explain? Oh? I got a head a tattoo.
Speaker 1: It'll come off in a week, Like this shouldn't be
Speaker 1: an issue, you know. It just felt weird to me
Speaker 1: to try to explain that, and I almost didn't want
Speaker 1: to bring attention to it, even though he clearly saw it.
Speaker 1: I just felt very screwed in the whole situation. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: did you tell her about your job interview before you
Speaker 1: agreed to get the tattoo? No? I did not. Right
Speaker 1: again with Jeffrey on that one. How is that on her?
Speaker 1: Then she said she had had them before, but I hadn't,
Speaker 1: so it would be nice to get a heads up. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: Well I'm sorry that she didn't give you my heads
Speaker 1: up on that, man, but I'm going to give you
Speaker 1: a heads up right now, And let you know. Valerie's
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and she wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh great day. Oh hey you're on the phone. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I am the phone. This is about the Hannah. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's really all I've been able to think about the
Speaker 1: whole week now. It's just just kind of word and
Speaker 1: ruined everything. I'm sorry. Look, if you had just told
Speaker 1: me the next day while we were texting that it
Speaker 1: hadn't come off, I would have told you put lemon
Speaker 1: juice on it. That fades it right off. That true
Speaker 1: knowledge I would have liked to have had beforehand. But
Speaker 1: thank you so honestly. Instead of ruining things, she could
Speaker 1: have saved things for you, Dave, if you would have
Speaker 1: given her a chance. Yeah, all of that happened afterwards.
Speaker 1: Like if you would has given me a heads up beforehand,
Speaker 1: none of this would have happened. I mean, Valerie, why
Speaker 1: didn't you foresee that he was going to have a
Speaker 1: job interview in a few days and warning exactly, I'm
Speaker 1: not a psychic. I had no idea he had some
Speaker 1: big interview coming up. Dave. Did you get the job though? No,
Speaker 1: I did not get the job, and like that was
Speaker 1: kind of my dream job. You know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm going to get into an opportunity like that.
Speaker 1: So you're just mad. It's not Valerie's fault. You just
Speaker 1: need to blame someone because you're upset. Well, you can't
Speaker 1: tell me how to feel, first of all, and you
Speaker 1: know what it is her fault. What about the head
Speaker 1: of artist. Didn't they tell you? Yeah, exactly, Well, they
Speaker 1: didn't pressure me into getting it like she did. Oh
Speaker 1: what about yourself, Valerie, how do you feel hearing all
Speaker 1: of this? Do you feel blindsided? I mean, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that you didn't land your dream job, but I'm offended
Speaker 1: that you would blame this on me. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: you say you're saying sorry it took you a few minutes,
Speaker 1: but you eventually got out there. Oh my, guys, a
Speaker 1: lot of red flags right now. I also want to
Speaker 1: say that I'm sorry that you didn't land your dream job.
Speaker 1: But you know what's never ruined a job interview is corn. Never.
Speaker 1: And that's why I would love to send the two
Speaker 1: of you out on a second date, maybe to a
Speaker 1: corn field, to some sort of corn palaceothe with popcorn, popcorn,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. Corn needs to be involved because it'll
Speaker 1: make it so much better. No henna tattoos at all,
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for it. Hey, you know what's funny
Speaker 1: to me that you guys think you're funny. I'm glad
Speaker 1: that we're on the same page that we all think
Speaker 1: that we're funny. I don't. I don't think that you're funny.
Speaker 1: You're talking to me? Are you talking to Dave? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Statement who ever wants to accept it, can accept it.
Speaker 1: We're funny. I think you're funny, Jeff Thank you. Val
Speaker 1: I'll take it okay, And let me just ask you
Speaker 1: straight up, would you like to go out on a
Speaker 1: date with Valerie and we'll pay for it? Is she's
Speaker 1: truly sorry for doing that? I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: know Valerie. No, I'm not sorry. All right, Well then
Speaker 1: I'm going to lean towards no. I have failing Valerie
Speaker 1: didn't want to date anyway. At this point, I'm guessing,
Speaker 1: look at that in the end, the wrong number turns
Speaker 1: out to be just wrong. That sounds yeah, I'm retiring
Speaker 1: the corn. All right, enough with the corn. It's not
Speaker 1: working for you, guys. How dare you? D Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning