WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Wrong Number Is Oh So Right

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<v Speaker 1>Second day. They say love will find you when you're

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<v Speaker 1>least expecting it. Oh yeah, they say that, which I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell you is absolutely true. Really, it happened to

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<v Speaker 1>me just the other day. I was at the bank

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get alone, and before I knew it, I

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<v Speaker 1>was frenching the person that runs the vault. It just

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<v Speaker 1>happened every day. I'll tell you, they really knew how

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<v Speaker 1>to crank it the vault door. How did you get

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<v Speaker 1>back there? Anyway? My point is you never know when

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<v Speaker 1>love's gonna come pounding on your door. And apparently that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened with one of our listeners, Valerie. Love just

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<v Speaker 1>came and found her. Valerie, you end up with a

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<v Speaker 1>vault guard too. It was such a vault guard. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>oh wow wow? I mean did you like? You said

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<v Speaker 1>that in a very sensual way. Tell us about this

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<v Speaker 1>vault garden where you met him. I need to switch bakes.

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<v Speaker 1>So this was a couple of weeks ago. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>at home fixing dinner casual night in Okay, and he

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<v Speaker 1>just burst through your front door, more of a subtle

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<v Speaker 1>entrance than the kool aid man. I get a text.

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<v Speaker 1>My phone dings and it just says Hey, it was

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<v Speaker 1>fun hanging out with you last night, But next time,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm drawing the number from the raffle. Sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>senior citizen event. No, I was just home the night before.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean number exactly? Gotcha? Did you respond to that?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? I usually don't, but there was something so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, unusual about it. So I just responded,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say charming. Thank god you didn't. It

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<v Speaker 1>was unusual. So what did you say? So? I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>unless you were hiding in my closet last night, I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the one with you. Okay, you don't want to answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I was, yeah, funny, go back to your closet right now.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he say? It was just very embarrassing for him,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, He's like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I

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<v Speaker 1>must have a bad number. I'm sorry to bother you.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just like, well, it's okay. He just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kept responding. So we ended up text chatting

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<v Speaker 1>for a while, and all of a sudden he hits

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<v Speaker 1>me with are you single? At this point, you'll just

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<v Speaker 1>take anybody please. Yeah, she's actually responding, this is my

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<v Speaker 1>eleventh wrong number, please, somebody being Oh my god, this

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<v Speaker 1>sound a little desperate. I mean we were getting along.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like playful banter between us. This is like

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<v Speaker 1>one of those stories you see on the news where

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<v Speaker 1>like somebody accidentally texted someone and now they're all having

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving dinner together. Different is it than meeting someone on Tinder?

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<v Speaker 1>Chemistry is chemistry. It's really random that this happened and

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys connected. Did you ever end up going out? Well? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm recently single, and so one thing led

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<v Speaker 1>to another and we decided to meet up the next

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<v Speaker 1>night at a street fair near my house that I

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<v Speaker 1>like to visit. Maybe what are the chances this guy

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<v Speaker 1>gets a wrong number you're in the same area. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you get a picture or anything of him? Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>he sent me a link to his Facebook page, so

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of checked out. Can raffle some scared your

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<v Speaker 1>vault gard? Did he turn out to be a winner

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<v Speaker 1>or what happened when you showed up and met He

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<v Speaker 1>was really cute and very sweet. It was a lovely

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<v Speaker 1>night walking around checking on the food vendors. We had

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<v Speaker 1>the roasted buttery corn and how was the chemistry between you?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about the corn? It was buttery, Okay? Salt

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<v Speaker 1>and pepper, little paprik on there. Oh my god. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's getting hot, so let's keep going the day. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me more about the guy. Well, I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>his name yet. What is it Dave? Dave? Okay? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you have anything in common with Dave? Well, he had

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<v Speaker 1>such a great sense of humor. We were just clicking.

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<v Speaker 1>Just it was very easy to talk to him, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>lots of flow. Great. What was the biggest highlight of

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<v Speaker 1>the date for you? Biggest highlight was we went and

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<v Speaker 1>got matching Hannah tattoo wild Children middle school. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's kind of cool. Yeah. How did the date end?

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<v Speaker 1>He dropped me off back at home and there was

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<v Speaker 1>a lovely kiss. You must know, dude, And this guy

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<v Speaker 1>isn't calling you back. It sounds so good. Well, here's

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<v Speaker 1>what I keep going back to is apparently he had

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<v Speaker 1>been out the night before with somebody else, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if maybe he reconnected with Raffle girl. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he texted the wrong number again accident. Yeah, soundin way

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<v Speaker 1>he meets women could be his imo. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's unattractive though, Like I've had girls asking me out

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<v Speaker 1>and then you see them going on a date the

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<v Speaker 1>next night and then in a week later. Right, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like to play the field. Yeah, I get it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's still not nice to know you're one in

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<v Speaker 1>line play the cornfield. Yeah, well your right, all of

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<v Speaker 1>us are. Okay, Well, here's what we're gonna do, Valor,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call

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<v Speaker 1>day for you, and we'll try and get you your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. Okay, okay, great second one wrong phone

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<v Speaker 1>number could lead to mister oh so right. One of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners, Valerie, met a guy named Dave after he

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<v Speaker 1>sent her a text that was meant to go to

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else, but they ended up connecting after she approved

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<v Speaker 1>his Facebook picture, and then they went to a street

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<v Speaker 1>fair together. They ate some seriously delicious sounding corn at

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<v Speaker 1>We spent a lot of time on the corner. Not

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<v Speaker 1>enough time on the corn if you ask me. Nexting

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<v Speaker 1>in about the corn too, everybody loves corn. Yeah, corn

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<v Speaker 1>sexy anyway. They even got matching henna tattoos. But after

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<v Speaker 1>their date, their connection has suddenly gone stale, like a

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<v Speaker 1>bag of old buttery corn, which I would still eat,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wouldn't be quite as excited anyway. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie's reached out to us her. That's the question, Valerie,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you say? I would love for you to

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<v Speaker 1>help me. Yeah. I couldn't dig it stop. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he's saying, Valerie, you mustn't. I mean, it's gonna sound bad,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'd be really disappointed because you have like this

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<v Speaker 1>kismet situation where you meet this guy and then you

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<v Speaker 1>guys end up kissing at the end of the night

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<v Speaker 1>and everything seems to be going in the right direction,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you've heard nothing from him. Well, technically we

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<v Speaker 1>texted the next day, Oh you did, okay? Okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>what did he say? He seemed very interested in meeting

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<v Speaker 1>up again. Huh, that's weird. Yeah. So that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>keep thinking, like I don't think it was something that

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<v Speaker 1>happened on the date, Like it must be something that's

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<v Speaker 1>going on in his personal life. Okay, And how long

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<v Speaker 1>ago did this happen? Like how long ago was the date?

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<v Speaker 1>Five or six days ago? Now? I guess Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>have you tried the classic Corn approach and stalk him

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for that moment the entire because their goals like

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<v Speaker 1>corn start. Yeah, he's just so now you're into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're coming around on the corn. Anyway, Let's let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go. Everybody's shaking their head in studio. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand you guys just aren't as big a fans of corn. Okay, Valerie,

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<v Speaker 1>are you ready to do this? Yes? All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna dial Dave's phone number and we're gonna try and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Dave? Yes? Who's this? My name's Jeff from

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<v Speaker 1>the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>hoping you have a second to talk with us. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not really sure why you'd be calling me. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good question. That is that is I commend you on

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<v Speaker 1>your question asking. Yeah, you're much better at asking questions

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<v Speaker 1>than I am. And I'm a radio host, so good

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Dave. Are you a new radio host? Does

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<v Speaker 1>it show that much? I'm just not familiar. Sorry. So look,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why I'm calling you today is because we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing a segment on our show called a second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards,

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<v Speaker 1>if that person isn't calling you back, you can email

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<v Speaker 1>us and we'll reach out to them for you to

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<v Speaker 1>help you figure out the reason why makes sense? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I see. Okay, And so recently you went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who's been trying to get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name's Valerie. Yes, okay, Yeah, did you have a

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<v Speaker 1>great time on your date? I mean the whole story

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<v Speaker 1>she told us about, like how you accidentally texted her

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a wrong number or something that was

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<v Speaker 1>probably pretty crazy. Yeah, it was a great story, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I think that's just gonna be it for us.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's it for you guys. Yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>would say I was ultimately very displeased with the date. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>that's interesting because from her perspective, the date was really good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we love your date. She told us that you kissed

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<v Speaker 1>her at the end of the night. If you were displeased,

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<v Speaker 1>displeased people don't kiss. I mean, I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>full disclosure that night, I was not displeased, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still dealing with the aftermath of that evening. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>in the aftermath displeased you? Was it the corn? We

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<v Speaker 1>heard about the corn? What could be displeasing about corn?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, And we had nothing to do with

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<v Speaker 1>the corn, thank god? Oh yeah, yeah, because that would

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<v Speaker 1>not check out? So what do we have high corn

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<v Speaker 1>expectations on this show? Okay? So what what did upset you? All? Right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so she told you we went to the streets there,

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<v Speaker 1>and did she happen to mention the head of tattoos? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, you guys got matching henda tattoos. We did,

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<v Speaker 1>And I thought these things were supposed to come right off.

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<v Speaker 1>So like we both got the sun, but it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, flowers all around it and vines and all

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff. Did you get it on your hand or

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? How to typically last? I think, what

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<v Speaker 1>like two weeks or something? You didn't get on your face,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? So? No, not on my face, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>all on the palm of my hand now. And I

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<v Speaker 1>ended up having a big job interview coming up, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and tried really hard to get the tattoo off. Didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Still there, So I go to this job interview and

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<v Speaker 1>the employer is sort of a big conservative guy and

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<v Speaker 1>seize this thing on my hand and it's like, flowers,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of sissy boy are you hand? Why? Why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you just explain? Oh? I got a head a tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll come off in a week, Like this shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>an issue, you know. It just felt weird to me

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<v Speaker 1>to try to explain that, and I almost didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to bring attention to it, even though he clearly saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just felt very screwed in the whole situation. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell her about your job interview before you

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<v Speaker 1>agreed to get the tattoo? No? I did not. Right

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<v Speaker 1>again with Jeffrey on that one. How is that on her?

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<v Speaker 1>Then she said she had had them before, but I hadn't,

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<v Speaker 1>so it would be nice to get a heads up. Yeah. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm sorry that she didn't give you my heads

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<v Speaker 1>up on that, man, but I'm going to give you

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<v Speaker 1>a heads up right now, And let you know. Valerie's

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening and she wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Oh great day. Oh hey you're on the phone. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am the phone. This is about the Hannah. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really all I've been able to think about the

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<v Speaker 1>whole week now. It's just just kind of word and

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<v Speaker 1>ruined everything. I'm sorry. Look, if you had just told

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<v Speaker 1>me the next day while we were texting that it

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't come off, I would have told you put lemon

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<v Speaker 1>juice on it. That fades it right off. That true

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<v Speaker 1>knowledge I would have liked to have had beforehand. But

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so honestly. Instead of ruining things, she could

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<v Speaker 1>have saved things for you, Dave, if you would have

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<v Speaker 1>given her a chance. Yeah, all of that happened afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you would has given me a heads up beforehand,

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<v Speaker 1>none of this would have happened. I mean, Valerie, why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you foresee that he was going to have a

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<v Speaker 1>job interview in a few days and warning exactly, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a psychic. I had no idea he had some

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<v Speaker 1>big interview coming up. Dave. Did you get the job though? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not get the job, and like that was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of my dream job. You know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm going to get into an opportunity like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're just mad. It's not Valerie's fault. You just

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<v Speaker 1>need to blame someone because you're upset. Well, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell me how to feel, first of all, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is her fault. What about the head

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<v Speaker 1>of artist. Didn't they tell you? Yeah, exactly, Well, they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't pressure me into getting it like she did. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what about yourself, Valerie, how do you feel hearing all

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<v Speaker 1>of this? Do you feel blindsided? I mean, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't land your dream job, but I'm offended

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<v Speaker 1>that you would blame this on me. Yeah, okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>you say you're saying sorry it took you a few minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>but you eventually got out there. Oh my, guys, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of red flags right now. I also want to

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<v Speaker 1>say that I'm sorry that you didn't land your dream job.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what's never ruined a job interview is corn. Never.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why I would love to send the two

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<v Speaker 1>of you out on a second date, maybe to a

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<v Speaker 1>corn field, to some sort of corn palaceothe with popcorn, popcorn,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is. Corn needs to be involved because it'll

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<v Speaker 1>make it so much better. No henna tattoos at all,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll pay for it. Hey, you know what's funny

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<v Speaker 1>to me that you guys think you're funny. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>that we're on the same page that we all think

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<v Speaker 1>that we're funny. I don't. I don't think that you're funny.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking to me? Are you talking to Dave? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Statement who ever wants to accept it, can accept it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're funny. I think you're funny, Jeff Thank you. Val

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it okay, And let me just ask you

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<v Speaker 1>straight up, would you like to go out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with Valerie and we'll pay for it? Is she's

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<v Speaker 1>truly sorry for doing that? I don't think. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know Valerie. No, I'm not sorry. All right, Well then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to lean towards no. I have failing Valerie

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to date anyway. At this point, I'm guessing,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that in the end, the wrong number turns

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<v Speaker 1>out to be just wrong. That sounds yeah, I'm retiring

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<v Speaker 1>the corn. All right, enough with the corn. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>working for you, guys. How dare you? D Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning