WEBVTT - Bryan Safi Returns to Disobey Bridger Again

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>your presences presence and I already had too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you dare to surbey me? Welcome to

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no gift temperature wine, girl, we're here. I

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<v Speaker 2>was just told that this episode is coming out of July. Second.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fourth of July weekend. I'm waving my flag. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>falling into a deep depression. This is I think I've

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<v Speaker 2>talked about this on the podcast before. Historically, the most

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<v Speaker 2>depressing day of the year for me is the fourth

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<v Speaker 2>of July. Something happens to my body, something happens to

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<v Speaker 2>the chemicals in my body. I'm gonna bottom out. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>see what else. I actually planned to open this on camera,

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<v Speaker 2>just to give myself something to do. I could have

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<v Speaker 2>done this before the episode. But listen to that. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a diet coke. I know they don't want me

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you that. Okay, I've had my sip of

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<v Speaker 2>diet coke. I'm losing control. Last night, I absolutely lost control.

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<v Speaker 2>I mixed one granola with another type of granola and

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<v Speaker 2>it was a bomb. It was a huge bomb. That

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<v Speaker 2>was my treat for the evening. And then I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>sitting there chewing through this granola, trying to enjoy a

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<v Speaker 2>television show. Is there business to deal? Oh? I mean actually,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of the we're back, we keep falling off the

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<v Speaker 2>train and getting back on the Little House on the

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<v Speaker 2>Prairie train. Last night we watched we got into an

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<v Speaker 2>episode where Charles and Laura teamed up to kill a

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<v Speaker 2>horse and they succeeded. And we have Patreon. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do it. I'm gonna really laser focus right now and

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<v Speaker 2>try to promote the Patreon like someone who wants you

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<v Speaker 2>to get on it. Patreon dot com slash I said,

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<v Speaker 2>no gifts, bonus episodes. You're gonna hear a bonus episode

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<v Speaker 2>with Ellis, with my Mom, with Jim my boyfriend, plus

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<v Speaker 2>past guests, new guests. I'm posting just videos that I

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<v Speaker 2>probably shouldn't be posting online. Nothing pornographic, yet we were

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<v Speaker 2>doing all kinds of things. It's a wonderful time. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a great way to support the podcast. That was a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good way to promote the Patreon. So get on

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<v Speaker 2>do that. You owe me and I think I mean no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any other business. I saw Disclosure Day

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<v Speaker 2>over the weekend. I knew there was going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a problem with the Cgidar. I didn't realize they were

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<v Speaker 2>also gonna have a problem with the CGI fox and

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<v Speaker 2>a CGI bird. It's essentially the cast of Zootopia has

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<v Speaker 2>entered this movie, and the bird and Chance Emily Blunt

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<v Speaker 2>and kind of bewitches her. The disappointment for me at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of that movie is I was hoping the

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<v Speaker 2>alien was going to ask to be the new weather lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't happen. I've done it all. I've talked about everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done beautiful self promotion. You're trapped with me. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get into the podcast. I adore today's guest. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so glad he's here. It's Brian Sofy. Brian, welcome back

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<v Speaker 2>to I said no.

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<v Speaker 3>Gifts, thank you, I a few things. I am so

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<v Speaker 3>happy to see you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so happy to see you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're simply the greatest. No you are. You put me

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<v Speaker 3>at ease. Honestly, I'm likeke practically except maybe Little House

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<v Speaker 3>on the Prairie does any of that Because I got

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<v Speaker 3>to say First of all, I was just in Texas

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<v Speaker 3>visiting my family. My parents are on the Michael Landon train.

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<v Speaker 3>They're still not just Little House Highway to Heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>Highway to Heaven. Rokhu's getting the exclusives that people want.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, and I have to say, it had been a

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<v Speaker 3>minute since I'd seen Little House on the Prairie. I

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<v Speaker 3>cannot get enough of missus Olsen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't get enough Nellie Olsen. Of course.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Nelly is straight up the worst person. And you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I love about her. She wears it on

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<v Speaker 3>her face.

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<v Speaker 2>She lets you know, yes, she knows exactly who she is.

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<v Speaker 3>She does, and she wears it and she delivers at

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<v Speaker 3>every turn.

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<v Speaker 2>Criminally underused. I would say, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't believe that. I gotta be honest with you. She

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<v Speaker 3>to me, is just as valuable as anyone else in

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<v Speaker 3>that show.

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<v Speaker 2>More. They should have killed off the mom season one

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<v Speaker 2>and just brought Nelly into kind of push people around.

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<v Speaker 3>And I got to tell you, it really drives me

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<v Speaker 3>crazy when the mom gets the best of missus Olsen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the mom doesn't deserve to get the upper hand

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<v Speaker 2>on missus Olsen.

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<v Speaker 3>Missus Olsen works also another person who works so hard

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<v Speaker 3>at being the most obnoxious person on the planet, but

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<v Speaker 3>you got to give it up for she scheams. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>she's so fat. She gets humiliated in church every week.

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<v Speaker 2>She's ripping off customers.

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<v Speaker 3>She's awful. I just watched an episode actually where she

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<v Speaker 3>was what happens. Oh she meant to print in the

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<v Speaker 3>newspaper ten percent off on the store. Oh no, those

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<v Speaker 3>little twerps over a little house in the prayer thought

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<v Speaker 3>it would be funny to add a zero to the

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<v Speaker 3>ten boys. So everyone one hundred percent off. So everyone

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<v Speaker 3>lines up at the store and missus Olsen is like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, look at how this promotion worked. And

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<v Speaker 3>everyone comes in and just starts taking everything. And then

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<v Speaker 3>she looks in the paper and sees it's a hundred

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<v Speaker 3>percent off. And I thought to myself, Hey, we now

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<v Speaker 3>have discovered that everyone on the show is immoral.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh of course, yeah, they will take advantage of a

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<v Speaker 2>small business owner.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct. It was honestly, I really felt for her, and

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<v Speaker 3>then she was humilated in church because it was her

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<v Speaker 3>get back, because she had been printing gossip in the

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<v Speaker 3>newspaper about other people in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Town, entertaining people.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally thought to myself, finally something to do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's all we need.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, gossip is a great thing for protection. It lets

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<v Speaker 2>us know who's bad around town. Trying to stay away

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<v Speaker 2>from purely a public service that she was providing. She

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<v Speaker 2>gets ripped off, she gets her business ripped off. She's

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<v Speaker 2>a girl boss, that's right, and she gets destroyed by

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<v Speaker 2>other women.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I would love I'm having the time of my

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<v Speaker 3>life right now. I would love for missus Olsen to Honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>she shouldn't even be a guest. She should have a

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<v Speaker 3>podcast and we could go for a gossip and talk

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<v Speaker 3>about local crime.

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<v Speaker 2>I think missus Olsen was justified in killing at least

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<v Speaker 2>one member of the town. That should have happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't agree more. And she should have gotten off,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. It should have been aokay

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<v Speaker 3>that she did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean they basically paint her as someone who

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<v Speaker 2>like is as evil as a murderer. Yeah, why not

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<v Speaker 2>just have her killed one person?

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<v Speaker 3>Could not agree more.

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<v Speaker 2>They have people drifting through the town all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who wouldn't be missed, you know, just like let

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<v Speaker 2>her kill them. Yeah, she's basically abusing her husband yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not a healthy relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, Zero, I do have a couple of questions

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<v Speaker 3>for you. Was one of the granola's purely Elizabeth? Because

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<v Speaker 3>I will shoot through the roof it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this is an interesting thing though, because what kind

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<v Speaker 2>of got me on my recent granola train? Okay, my

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<v Speaker 2>sister said, have you tried pure Elizabeth peanut butter cookie?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? It's pure Elizabeth?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Oh wait, what did you see?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, purely? But maybe it's pure I don't, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>It should be.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Elizabeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, strictly Elizabeth granola.

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<v Speaker 3>So how was this peanut butter granola?

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<v Speaker 2>It was delicious, it was so good it was, but

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<v Speaker 2>it was essentially just candy, you know. It's like I

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<v Speaker 2>think there's like a lot of sugar. It's like it

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<v Speaker 2>was wonderful. So then I started looking for other granolas

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<v Speaker 2>that were adjacent but weren't maybe as cookie, yes, And

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<v Speaker 2>I found Trader Jose peanut butter protein granola.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Delicious, not too sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's the key.

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<v Speaker 2>And so that then I mix it with a chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>coffee granola from Trader Jose.

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<v Speaker 3>Chocolate coffee Grana. Is it is it? Does it look

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<v Speaker 3>like chocolate? Is it okay? That sounds good?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the bad element? But why are you so

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<v Speaker 2>anti purely or anti purely Elizabeth beyond why.

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<v Speaker 3>The last two times I've had it there has been

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<v Speaker 3>something off about it felt too chemically, or it felt

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<v Speaker 3>it tastes a little almost turned or burnt or something,

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<v Speaker 3>and I really it just hit me the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 3>And I guess my problem with it was none of

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<v Speaker 3>it felt or tasted pure or tasted like there was

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<v Speaker 3>an additive in there that's almost maybe it was a

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<v Speaker 3>monk fruit, Oh, interesting, stevia, something there that I really

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<v Speaker 3>towers right exactly, And to me, I thought, you know what, Liz,

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<v Speaker 3>you're Elizabeth when you earn it, You're Liz when you

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<v Speaker 3>doubt No.

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<v Speaker 2>I see her, I now now that I'm aware of

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<v Speaker 2>the brand, I see her, and I assume she's a

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<v Speaker 2>real person. All of her flavors and there are so

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<v Speaker 2>many that it's almost like yogurt land adjacent, where you're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I know that the flavors not it couldn't possibly be real.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wonder if there's a lot of that sort

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<v Speaker 2>of food science magic.

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<v Speaker 3>It does seem to have a cinnamon happiting a blueberry moment,

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<v Speaker 3>she does delve into all the yogurt flavors, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, I just mix some oats and peanut butter

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<v Speaker 2>together and burn it. I'm ready to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the chocolate one good on its own?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's that great?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>It was almost basically what I was trying to do

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<v Speaker 2>is I've got the chocolate, I've got to move through this,

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<v Speaker 2>and that seems like a decent combination that I think

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of a phony flavor. Yeah, and it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>make any sense. And I do think it has caffeine

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<v Speaker 2>in it, which is a weird thing to be eating

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<v Speaker 2>at like ten thirty at night.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I ask her, like, truly the dumbest question that's

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<v Speaker 3>ever please, you know, like chocolate covered espresso bean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Do those have caffeine? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah they must, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Because people aren't eating those during the day, are they?

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<v Speaker 3>To me? It's an after dark tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not something you like wake up in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning and throw a few in your mouth and get going, right.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like, uh, yeah, it's a.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an adult dessert.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally interesting. I think I've always felt like they're they're

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of a bad idea because you can't eat

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<v Speaker 2>that many of those. No, and when you're eating that

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<v Speaker 2>type of thing, you want at least a handful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>to eat a whole handful of espresso beans feels dangerous. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I can eat one. Yeah, but then it's like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Then it's like, what are you going to do? It

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<v Speaker 3>would take a year to get through one carton of those, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just it was like a pill at that point.

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<v Speaker 2>There's Yeah, I think in theory we were on board

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<v Speaker 2>with it, but no, one's just buying a bag of

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<v Speaker 2>espresso beans.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see it at treator Joe's right now because

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<v Speaker 3>it's in the plastic square thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, totally, the little plastic thing. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I get there, biscotti and yes, the hazel lut chocolate biscotti,

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<v Speaker 2>which are fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I be honest with you. It's a good plastic.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. It's an excellent plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's sturdy, it's shapely.

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<v Speaker 2>The shape is kind of stackable. Yeah, I'm sure it's

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<v Speaker 2>loading up the food with whatever BPA microplastics.

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<v Speaker 3>We need credit cards essential for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now I'm thinking the espresso beans. I bet those

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<v Speaker 2>are in a lot of high school secretary like the

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<v Speaker 2>front desk person's drawer. You can see somebody popping one

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<v Speaker 2>of those while dealing with high schoolers.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, Sherry is powering. Sherry's devouring.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think about our elementary school secretary sort

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<v Speaker 2>of with the d it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it wasn't Donna, Deanna Donna.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like step above all of that. Even

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<v Speaker 2>it was very like Madman Office.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I wish I could remember did you say Dan already?

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<v Speaker 2>You did, Gina. It was like the final level of

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<v Speaker 2>those d names. It's a shame I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>Name switched fast. I got that tell you, like all

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<v Speaker 3>of the school secretary names when I was growing up

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<v Speaker 3>were names that you do you never know. Dinosaur, It's wild.

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<v Speaker 3>It was such a vibe too. It was because it

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<v Speaker 3>really fit that right.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I wonder we're probably like twenty years out

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<v Speaker 2>from those coming back.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably we'll think they will like Linda.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, those will feel classic like right now, like Pearl

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<v Speaker 2>and Hole and that sort of thing. Yeah, but Brenda

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<v Speaker 2>is going to come back.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love I love it Brenda. I love a baby Brenda.

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<v Speaker 3>It reminds me of nine O two one. Now, did

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<v Speaker 3>you get into that show?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. Yeah, but Brenda, of course I'm familiar with.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you not get into that show? Because you were

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<v Speaker 3>just like maybe you were too young for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was like I was probably just slightly

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<v Speaker 2>too young and family like, uh, we weren't allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>watch a lot of.

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<v Speaker 3>Things stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like basically anything that aired on Fox, weirdly.

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<v Speaker 3>Fox Trash, just what Married with Children, Melrose Place, it

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<v Speaker 3>was like edgy, yeah, sort of dyed, you know, blonde,

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<v Speaker 3>kind of roots showing TV.

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<v Speaker 2>But those are the ones we remember now. Obvious Peggy Bundy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I got it absolutely either Locker.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about her constantly on the way here today. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where is she?

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<v Speaker 3>Good question? It has to be Malibu? Right, Oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure Richie Sambora.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope her home survived or she's gonna be running

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<v Speaker 2>from Mayor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder where he is now?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is he now?

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<v Speaker 2>I've probably gotten his wagon at it out of town.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I wonder if he was because you know, everyone

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<v Speaker 3>always thought the guy in charge probably just wanted a

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<v Speaker 3>show on Fox, right, And it turns out no, he

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<v Speaker 3>actually wanted much more than that. I wonder if this

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<v Speaker 3>guy just ultimately wants a show on Fox and stops.

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<v Speaker 2>There Spencer prep Yeah, yeah, interesting, Yeah he wants he

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<v Speaker 2>just wants someone to look at him, I think so,

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<v Speaker 2>and to pay off whatever extreme debt he's gotten himself into.

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<v Speaker 2>Well did you watch that show Extreme Debt?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, but sure that's a good show. That would

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<v Speaker 3>be good.

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<v Speaker 2>You just want people get their car repos because.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to something. It's basically housewives. They just don't

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<v Speaker 3>say that. Yeah, it's basically everyone has smiled for bankruptcy.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone is so broken and they we just made they're

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<v Speaker 3>lying about it, but like that's what that's what that

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<v Speaker 3>show is.

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<v Speaker 2>In the nineties, that would have been a show on

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<v Speaker 2>Fox called Women in the World's Worst Debt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, it would be. And now we just called

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<v Speaker 3>dilute antidote.

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<v Speaker 2>But wait, what show were you asking? If I had seen.

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<v Speaker 3>No idea, I have no clue.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to like we were between Spencer Prah. I

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<v Speaker 2>never saw the Hills.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I saw maybe, like I want to say, a

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<v Speaker 3>good like ten episodes. It wasn't anything though that I

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<v Speaker 3>was right, and maybe it happened to be.

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<v Speaker 2>On that one. I yeah, I just and he was

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<v Speaker 2>everyone truly hated him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh yeah, no, I and I I design I'm

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<v Speaker 3>pretty sure, right, I think that's what he wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the fact that anyone got on board with

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<v Speaker 2>him was so mind boggling to me. I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>understand how anything works.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I mention something else you talked about? Of course

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<v Speaker 3>I hate and am scared of and feel the worst

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<v Speaker 3>about myself on the fourth of July. Oh really, I

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<v Speaker 3>feel I'm never invited.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is great to for invite.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, ever, I don't know why. It's like the

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<v Speaker 3>one thing that no one ever invites me to. I

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<v Speaker 3>have never hosted either in fairness, and I pretend I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care. And then I hear the fireworks. I think

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<v Speaker 3>to myself, I am alone for this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just in an unfurnished room in the shadows.

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<v Speaker 3>And I am walking as fast as I can because

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<v Speaker 3>for some reason, the past few I have been in

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<v Speaker 3>New York, so undeniable, undeniable, and I walk with full

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<v Speaker 3>horse blinders on, because I think to myself, as long

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<v Speaker 3>as I don't see them, it's so sad my heart.

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<v Speaker 3>As long as I don't see them, I'll be Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I just can't see them. I only need to hear them,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'll go back to my apartment watch probably

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<v Speaker 3>Housewives or maybe Little house We don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, both Great American program.

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<v Speaker 3>Possibly depending on how broke I am eating a bowl

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<v Speaker 3>of purely Elizabeth we don't know. I hate it. It

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<v Speaker 3>makes me, nothing makes me.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel I think that might have something to do with mine,

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<v Speaker 2>because even if I do go to a party, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>a summer party is really not the sort of thing

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<v Speaker 2>that I can really vibe with, because I guess that's

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<v Speaker 2>me a deeply pale. I like, the activities aren't really

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<v Speaker 2>for me. The food's not for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to take off like my shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel uncomfortable in so many different ways. And

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<v Speaker 2>if and I do think this is probably true of

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<v Speaker 2>both of us. We have friends who probably aren't big

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<v Speaker 2>Fourth of July celebrators, so like they're not hosting as

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<v Speaker 2>many parties.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's the thing for me is I've determined it's

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the year, so you really are then like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, what's happening? What is the last six months

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<v Speaker 2>led to and combined with the fireworks, sounds or all

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<v Speaker 2>of that. It's and you're supposed to be happy. You're

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to feel proud, and you're just like, I just

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<v Speaker 2>feel weird.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're supposed to be excited that summer is here.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I actually, I mean I like summer, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but I would definitely say it's my least favorite season.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially I don't need it in southern California. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to avoid it at all costs.

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<v Speaker 3>And also I don't like holidays that are necessarily associated

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<v Speaker 3>with getting a little wasted.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yeah for me. Again, I'm not getting drunk

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<v Speaker 2>or anything. So I'm just stone cold sober watching people

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<v Speaker 2>like blow their hands off, exactly what's here for me?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? Watching dogs pan actual?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, of course that's the other element of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm worried about my dog. I'm mad at people for

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<v Speaker 2>lighting fireworks. I'm thinking how wasteful and stupid. I'm reminded

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<v Speaker 2>just how kind of stupid everyone is me too. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a it's a bad time. Yeah, it's so I've like

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<v Speaker 2>started setting up some structure to avoid that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Feeling what are your structures?

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<v Speaker 2>Essentially just being aware it's going to happen. Yeah, making

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<v Speaker 2>some small plan that doesn't really have anything to do

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<v Speaker 2>with the holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's nice, like what when you see a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Or yeah, seing a movie, getting lunch with the friends,

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<v Speaker 2>just something very low key. And it's nice to have

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<v Speaker 2>a dog because then if you aren't invited to a party,

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<v Speaker 2>you can say, well, I gotta say I'm with the dog.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Also fourth of July. This is another thing. The party

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<v Speaker 2>happens in the middle of the day. I would rather

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<v Speaker 2>be at a party at night.

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<v Speaker 3>Me too. Always during the day, I would never, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be honest, I would never have a drink during the day.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything about us is horrible. It ruins my day of course.

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<v Speaker 3>And also I don't know, there's just something about being

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<v Speaker 3>in the sun and talking to people and it just

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<v Speaker 3>is different.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just right. If I'm going to be like around

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<v Speaker 2>a swimming pool or a summer activity and want a

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<v Speaker 2>few close friends and we're just hanging out, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be like performing conversation with people me neither.

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<v Speaker 2>That should happen in the dark.

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<v Speaker 3>And yet and yet here we go want to be invited,

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<v Speaker 3>desperate for that, desperate for that. I think people must

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<v Speaker 3>feel that I'm not that person, right, because they do

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<v Speaker 3>get invited a to other things.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I would invite you to my Fourth of July

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<v Speaker 2>party if I had one. Yeah, but I'm never gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have a Fourth of July party. I would feel crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I would too. Does your does your neighborhood shoot off

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of fireworks?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, the air is filled with smoke. LA goes

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<v Speaker 2>way too far with them, it does yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>It's annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really it's trashy. I'll say it's classless.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I be honest with you? You and I where above it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Unfortunately, I'm simply above it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I might be.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gutter trash.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not just living in a sewer waiting for booms.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that's not who I am.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll find me reading a book or consuming a documentary.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you reading right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually am reading a book called I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>called Peep Show the It's a true crime nonfiction thing

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<v Speaker 2>about a serial killer in England in the fifties. It's dark, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>really very interesting. What are you reading?

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<v Speaker 3>It's called The Winner? Okay, it's about a tennis player

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<v Speaker 3>in the Hampton who gets it's very talented, mister Ripley.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I love.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I love the book, the talents, and yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I love plug Ripley on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 3>Ripley Netflix is by so style, so underrated. The conversation

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<v Speaker 3>was not happening around that show.

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<v Speaker 2>It got overshadowed by Baby Reindeer, which that happened at

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<v Speaker 2>the same time. I understand people enjoyed it, but I

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<v Speaker 2>think Baby Reindeer could have been any quality and everyone

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<v Speaker 2>would have watched it just based on the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and the name Frankly, Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, what's going on here exactly? But this isn't

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<v Speaker 2>like a kid show. Yeah, but Ripley is a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit slower. It's so beautiful, beautiful, and it was just

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<v Speaker 2>when I meet someone who liked Ripley, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>just feel connected to them for the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't see anyone from Ripley going to a fourth Joly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, not one.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't even live their life in color.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not gonna see the fireworks that way.

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<v Speaker 3>No way.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think there is something else we should talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>I could talk about Ripley, probably for the next hour,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's just blanked because I wanted to hear more

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<v Speaker 2>about the winter.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, it's great. It's very there's like a countess the

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<v Speaker 3>wand character in it. It's very sort of Talton Mystery

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<v Speaker 3>Plea is a good example. Also, a Place in the Sun.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm not familiar with the Place in the Sun.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great. I never it's based on the book I

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<v Speaker 3>think American Tragedy. But the movie was with Montgomery Cliff

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<v Speaker 3>and Elizabeth Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, of course I'm familiar with this. Yes, I've

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<v Speaker 2>never seen it, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And it's essentially just an outsider coming into a

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<v Speaker 3>very high society environment.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that type of love. You read the guest

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<v Speaker 2>going to bring up the guests. I adore that book

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<v Speaker 2>is so good.

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<v Speaker 3>That book is be beyond brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the way it feels like what you feel

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<v Speaker 2>it happening, Yes, so fast.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is a little a little like The Winner.

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<v Speaker 2>What's who's the author? Because that title, unfortunately, is almost ungooglable.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say it's not Cornick McCarthy, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to say it is. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see, I'll try to Google it. It's a Winner.

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<v Speaker 3>Winner David Baldacci.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds right, David Ball nineteen ninety seven, Crime.

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<v Speaker 3>Thriller, nineteen ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Really you're reading a classic.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I would have thought it happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Or let's see. Actually there's somebody named The Winner by

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<v Speaker 2>Teddy Wayne.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh maybe that's it. What do I see the cover?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the one?

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<v Speaker 2>I okay, Teddy Wayne, you're not reading a classic.

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<v Speaker 3>You're reading trash nouveau garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>What is this a b t read?

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest, I love a beach read me too.

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<v Speaker 3>This is one?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, The Winner by Teddy Wayne. And let's give credit

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<v Speaker 2>to David Baldacci for getting there first.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen. I gotta tell you, you know, I've read something recently

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<v Speaker 3>that blew my socks off. Stephen Spielberg speaking of Disclosure,

0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:09.760
<v Speaker 3>which I haven't seen. But I only wanted to be

0:24:09.800 --> 0:24:11.840
<v Speaker 3>her delivering the weather in that voice the entire she's

0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:13.919
<v Speaker 3>not so good and she's fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>The movie whatever she's fentas, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Will see it and I love her. Okay. Steven Spielberg

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<v Speaker 3>optioned a book called Smash Okay that had nothing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>With the NBC classic.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing He liked the name, so he optioned the title

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<v Speaker 3>for the name to create smash, that to whatever. I

0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 3>don't know about create, but to co create whatever. Smash

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<v Speaker 3>the television show.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so Smash the television show is based on a book.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not it's based on the title of a book.

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<v Speaker 3>Based on the title.

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<v Speaker 2>It's based on a word.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's based it's literally based on a word.

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<v Speaker 2>What.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you even have to option just because there's

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<v Speaker 3>a novel called smash?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I guess he's a really honest guy, you know what.

0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:03.600
<v Speaker 2>He wanted the author to be paid for thinking of

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<v Speaker 2>the word first.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, though, he does seem honest, doesn't he. Yeah,

0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:09.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we know about Steven Spield?

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, speaking of winners and not winning, I was looking

0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:23.960
<v Speaker 2>forward to having you here today, Thank you. I was thinking,

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:26.959
<v Speaker 2>Brian will come, he'll win, he'll leave. Well, you've lost.

0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:29.159
<v Speaker 2>The podcast is called I said, no gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. I thought this one. Because it's small in size,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it would fly under the radar.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, well it didn't caught you. Should we open

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<v Speaker 2>it here on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>We might as well. There's a gift in there. And

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<v Speaker 3>then I added another gift at the very second, kind

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<v Speaker 3>of double down. It's something I found in my bag

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:53.200
<v Speaker 3>while I was getting this gift, but I think should

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 3>be on your radar.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me reach in here.

0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's see which one you grab first.

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:01.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so grab one at a time.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to. Oh, I'm glad you were glad

0:26:03.760 --> 0:26:05.920
<v Speaker 3>this one first. This surprise what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't actually, Oh, it's okay, it's I have no

0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:11.920
<v Speaker 2>idea how to Yes, this is.

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<v Speaker 3>The and bridger. I have so many at home I'm

0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:17.399
<v Speaker 3>gonna ship to you. I'm not even kidding. Really, do

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:20.720
<v Speaker 3>you like like a plane wipe? Oh? Of course, yes,

0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:26.560
<v Speaker 3>this is the best. It comes from Turkey. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>lemon lime set. Now I also have a lemon alone packaging alone.

0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:32.880
<v Speaker 3>By the way you open it, you do your business

0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:35.720
<v Speaker 3>wiping everything down. You fold it back in that pouch.

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.280
<v Speaker 3>You reuse, dispose of it. You can't use no, it

0:26:38.359 --> 0:26:40.680
<v Speaker 3>does stay moist in there, okay, or you can dispose

0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:44.119
<v Speaker 3>of it very neatly when the attendant comes by. I

0:26:44.119 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 3>have to tell you this changes everything, and it's about

0:26:47.800 --> 0:26:48.240
<v Speaker 3>this big.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I use it now?

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Use it?

0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Should save it for later?

0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:53.560
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, use it now this Okay, I

0:26:53.560 --> 0:26:54.400
<v Speaker 3>wipe a surface.

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<v Speaker 2>We're I'm gonna I'm gonna do my hands, so then

0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:58.399
<v Speaker 2>i'll do the table.

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<v Speaker 3>See what you think? You might not like the set?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's lovely. Oh it's so clean. Yeah, it's so clean.

0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 3>And just unfold that thing.

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's enormous.

0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 3>This is a blanket, enormous.

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:10.919
<v Speaker 2>I could curl up under under this.

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 3>And I really I have so many packages of that.

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:13.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna send you one.

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, how did you get packages?

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, my private client who lives in New York, he

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 3>is from Turkey, and he's said he will get me

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:26.640
<v Speaker 3>these when he goes back on a visit. It's unbelievably fabulous.

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you know how to say the name?

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't. No, it's really it says refreshing towel.

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. On the back it says refreshing and it.

0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:37.440
<v Speaker 3>Might be chessmet lemon, I think is what it says,

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 3>which I think means like lemon lime.

0:27:38.880 --> 0:27:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Well that's I just did a reel inhale and I

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 2>think I injured my.

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:45.160
<v Speaker 3>Brain since nineteen twenty three, since nineteen twenty three, Well,

0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, so I'm watching my phone a little bit

0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 3>Syrian and my Syrian family, and I believe my Turkish

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 3>friend does this too. Everyone always leaves since the beginning

0:27:57.000 --> 0:28:01.199
<v Speaker 3>of time, basically a bottle of like scented hand sanitizer

0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:03.639
<v Speaker 3>on the table, even if you've washed your hands, you

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:05.120
<v Speaker 3>clean your hands before and after the meal.

0:28:05.200 --> 0:28:05.840
<v Speaker 2>That's a great idea.

0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:07.800
<v Speaker 3>It's a great idea. And typically, well I don't know

0:28:07.840 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 3>about typically, but in my family was like an Apricot set.

0:28:10.280 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 3>So this reminds me a lot of that.

0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 2>And so but the first time you ever tried it

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:15.159
<v Speaker 2>was on a plane.

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:15.880
<v Speaker 3>It was on a plane.

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I would go nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to tell you, and it lasts you don't

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 3>have to do because which I do the tray obviously, right,

0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:25.800
<v Speaker 3>I do the handlebars okay, yes, right, and I do

0:28:25.880 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 3>the head rest, oh and his head one of these covers,

0:28:29.200 --> 0:28:30.720
<v Speaker 3>all of them, was.

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:32.639
<v Speaker 2>I supposed to do my hands with it? Is it

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:33.959
<v Speaker 2>okay that I did my hands? Oh?

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:35.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? And I do my hands with oh? Sorry?

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, wait, have I just used like

0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:38.479
<v Speaker 2>no industrial cleaner?

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 3>No, but that was the surprise gift, yeah for me.

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 3>Even so this was on Turkish airlines. No, this was

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.680
<v Speaker 3>on so this is at the Istumbul Airport. They saw these.

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, when were you instanable?

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Never?

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh, just the client has just provided just the client.

0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:57.560
<v Speaker 3>The client, by the way, is what I call my partner.

0:28:57.560 --> 0:28:59.320
<v Speaker 3>But he works in the public sector. It doesn't really

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:03.600
<v Speaker 3>want to be privat No, I call it my private client.

0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Control his finances. You teach him to sing. These are

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:10.840
<v Speaker 2>all kinds of things that this.

0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, we met it Chase private. Well, honey, of course

0:29:14.600 --> 0:29:19.120
<v Speaker 3>we did separate entrance next to the bank, but not

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:22.720
<v Speaker 3>in the bank. So uh yeah, so he brings the

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:23.080
<v Speaker 3>back for.

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Me because okay, and so you've never been never.

0:29:27.760 --> 0:29:31.680
<v Speaker 3>We were supposed to go actually this month, but it

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 3>just I got too busy and it just didn't work out. Well.

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of going places, you were just in Mexico City

0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:40.680
<v Speaker 2>with our friends, with our dear friend Michelle Collins.

0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Who, by the way, I listened to you on her show.

0:29:44.000 --> 0:29:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it was just on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I am probably after this well, I don't know all

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 3>the time, but maybe tomorrow morning. Can you have a

0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:53.880
<v Speaker 3>dirty soda in the morning?

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Sure, I mean a lot of people in Utah do it.

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:57.960
<v Speaker 3>How do you order it at Taco Bell? You just go?

0:29:58.000 --> 0:29:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Can I have a dirty soda.

0:29:58.960 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 2>You say, yes, can I have a dirty Mountain dew?

0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:03.160
<v Speaker 3>Dirty is called. So I'm going to get one because

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 3>I have to be honest. You know that thing when

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:07.720
<v Speaker 3>people are experiencing a food or a drink and they're

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 3>saying they don't like it, and it's all you can

0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 3>do not to try it.

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, because how am I supposed to know exactly?

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.160
<v Speaker 3>And it was just a color and a flavor that

0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't get my hand. I couldn't get a handle

0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:19.120
<v Speaker 3>on it.

0:30:19.120 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 2>When gorgeous drink.

0:30:20.680 --> 0:30:22.840
<v Speaker 3>It did look very pretty, seafolm is how you described it.

0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's really beautiful.

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 3>It sounded beautiful. So I want to try one.

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would say, get it through the drive through. Yeah,

0:30:29.600 --> 0:30:31.880
<v Speaker 2>because what happened with me is I went in store

0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 2>this is a weird talk about with no drive through

0:30:34.320 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 2>and listener, I took this drink to Michelle Collins showed

0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 2>to force her to drink this horrible dirty Mountain dew.

0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:42.480
<v Speaker 2>But the I ordered the two dirty Mountain dews, and

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 2>the essentially what happened is the employee dumped some white

0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 2>sauce at the bottom of it. That handed me the

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 2>cups and then I was in charge of filling the drink,

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:52.920
<v Speaker 2>and I think what's supposed to happen is there's probably

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:56.280
<v Speaker 2>supposed to put the soda first then because it's essentially creamer.

0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 2>So it was just like kind of swishing around at

0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:01.520
<v Speaker 2>the bottom like somebody had essentially thrown up in the

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 2>in the thing. So it wasn't quite what you would

0:31:04.480 --> 0:31:09.480
<v Speaker 2>want flavor wise. You can maybe drink three an ounce

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:10.800
<v Speaker 2>of this before you're done.

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:12.560
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, did you bust through a wall

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:14.720
<v Speaker 3>after drinking? I mean, mountain dew is pretty caffeinated.

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:19.480
<v Speaker 2>It's extremely caffeinated. And the whatever the white sauce was

0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:23.320
<v Speaker 2>was essentially suntan lotion or something it was. I wasn't

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 2>able to consume very much of us. Yeah, but I

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 2>love that Baja blast flavor.

0:31:27.840 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 3>Is that. Don't get me wrong, Mountain do Baja blast.

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, you can get any mountain dew, any dirty mountain

0:31:32.840 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 2>dew blast. I got the and the Baja blast is

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 2>the most beautiful color probably that exists in nature.

0:31:39.320 --> 0:31:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Is that what the seafoam green is?

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's gorgeous.

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:43.479
<v Speaker 3>Can you pull it up?

0:31:43.720 --> 0:31:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's see if I'm sure it won't do it

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:48.560
<v Speaker 2>justice to be honest, you've got to get your eyes

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:52.719
<v Speaker 2>on this in person. I'm not looking at Baja Fresh,

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:53.880
<v Speaker 2>no Baja Blast.

0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:56.880
<v Speaker 3>Baja Fresh can go scratch. I hate to say it.

0:31:56.920 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 2>ALRP.

0:31:57.920 --> 0:31:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Are they over?

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:00.479
<v Speaker 2>I think at least in La. I haven't seen one

0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 2>in a long time.

0:32:01.320 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, it was time.

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So this is not gonna this again. This is

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:08.320
<v Speaker 2>just I mean, it's not even fair to the product that's.

0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 3>You don't think this is going to do. I think

0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 3>it's really pretty.

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty there. Once you're once you're holding a glass

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 2>of that, you're gonna go out of your mind.

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.160
<v Speaker 2>The fact that they know other soda brand has gotten

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 2>on this color.

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 3>It's wild, insane.

0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 2>What a waste of our lives we've gone. I think

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:26.000
<v Speaker 2>bajap Blast is only within the last fifteen years.

0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 3>This is like a drink you share with like the

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:34.200
<v Speaker 3>fish guy from Shape of Water. Veryugh yeah, so beautiful.

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe through like a silly straw, same color.

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 3>He was very sort of childlike.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what happened to him, you.

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Know, I don't know. He was such a heart throb

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 3>for a minute. It's like that convict that then married

0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 3>the top man heirs.

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Who's this?

0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 3>You know that hot con I think they called him. No,

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 3>he was like hot con. Yeah, and then he became

0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:56.200
<v Speaker 3>a model.

0:32:55.960 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Topman heiress, yes, the top Shop heiress, a top Shop Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't hot fellon jare.

0:33:02.720 --> 0:33:04.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean, meet that's him.

0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Let's see, let's get my eyes on him.

0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 3>He was stunning. I mean it probably still is. Yeah.

0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm gonna say he looks he looks like he's

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 2>got a teardrop tattoo. He does so immediately I'm backing away.

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking not the top Shop Harris.

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 2>No, she went for she did? And did they? Are

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 2>they still together?

0:33:24.120 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 3>I think they might be.

0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true love found a way. Yeah, good for them.

0:33:28.040 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 2>I know where did they meet outside jail?

0:33:31.040 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Either there or I think he was maybe modeling for

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 3>like Louis vu Tan. Maybe he was modeling for top Shop.

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:37.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Wow, good for him.

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:41.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. No, he came out and he like busted out.

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm proud of this guy, me too. I thought it

0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 2>was gonna be one of those situations. I remember a

0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 2>few years ago there was like this like twenty year

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:51.239
<v Speaker 2>old twink who married like this ninety five year old

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:52.160
<v Speaker 2>British man.

0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Who beautiful could barely move. Yeah, you know what, I

0:33:56.280 --> 0:33:59.440
<v Speaker 3>have a very smart friend who told me, the first

0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 3>time you marry for money and the second time you

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 3>married for love. I have not fought followed that, but

0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 3>she my jaw dropped to the floor and she goes

0:34:12.120 --> 0:34:13.440
<v Speaker 3>if the more you think about it, the more it

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:13.839
<v Speaker 3>makes sense.

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:16.879
<v Speaker 2>It's a good strategy. But they need to teach out

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:20.360
<v Speaker 2>in high school. People should know leaving high school about that.

0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:20.799
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:23.360
<v Speaker 2>You learn that in adulthood. It's like, well, sorry, I

0:34:23.400 --> 0:34:26.480
<v Speaker 2>found my person and they're not a billionaire exactly. Now

0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 2>what am I supposed to do?

0:34:28.000 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 3>Correct?

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Cheat with a rich person?

0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it doesn't work anywhere. It's not on paper.

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:36.320
<v Speaker 2>No, unless it becomes kind of an extortion situation.

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 3>That's sexy.

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:39.959
<v Speaker 2>That's extremely sexy.

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:48.600
<v Speaker 3>Very much is that's very like tiny pistol of thigh high.

0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's say there's another gift in here. Let me

0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:51.080
<v Speaker 2>reach in.

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:53.960
<v Speaker 3>This is the main one, Okay.

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 2>Pulling it out? Thank you? That's oh oh, I like

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:01.720
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. It's a pocket psychic three card mystery

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 2>tarot reading a glimpse of the past, present and future

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 2>from of course Housewitch a DJ Housewitch.

0:35:09.239 --> 0:35:13.280
<v Speaker 3>GJ. Housewitch puts these together. I think they're great gifts.

0:35:13.360 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 3>In fact, I was gifted one of these. Okay, that

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 3>what made right? And the reason is because do you

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:23.920
<v Speaker 3>know Caitlin Riley? Oh yeah, of course, so funny. So

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 3>she came on at the Asgrana podcast You've been a

0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:29.200
<v Speaker 3>guest on, and she did a three card terror reading

0:35:29.200 --> 0:35:33.520
<v Speaker 3>for me on that show. It went from bad to

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:39.799
<v Speaker 3>worse to worst on everything in my past that was

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:44.160
<v Speaker 3>indicating what happened in my present or future was I

0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:46.640
<v Speaker 3>mean I should have immediately crawled into a bomb shelter

0:35:46.719 --> 0:35:50.239
<v Speaker 3>and just stayed there for a good five years. So

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 3>then she redid it.

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she redid it, and that feels like it's playing

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:54.439
<v Speaker 2>with fire.

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 3>And it was. It was, I mean, hell struck twice

0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:02.840
<v Speaker 3>because it went from bad to worse to worse to

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:05.200
<v Speaker 3>worst to us. So a friend of mine, my friend

0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:09.239
<v Speaker 3>of Lev, said to me, I'm giving you She gave

0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 3>me this essentially, it gave me a gift of this

0:36:11.719 --> 0:36:14.319
<v Speaker 3>type of gift and said you deserve a due over,

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 3>and I go. But there was a due over and

0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:19.880
<v Speaker 3>it was awful. Boy, But I liked my doover in

0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:22.319
<v Speaker 3>this situation. Now. I don't know what's in these I

0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:24.359
<v Speaker 3>don't know what these say. I don't know what they're doing.

0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 2>But well, before we do this, what did any of

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 2>the three readings come to pass?

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.520
<v Speaker 3>I never, you know, I read something once and then

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 3>I'll shut up.

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Please, I'd like you to be quiet the rest of

0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 2>the episode.

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 3>So I read a book about Princess Margaret once okay,

0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:46.759
<v Speaker 3>and the birth of newspaper psychics. In other words, reading

0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:50.319
<v Speaker 3>you off your sign started with her birth. WHOA, that's

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:53.320
<v Speaker 3>when it all started. Why, I don't know. They predict

0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:55.120
<v Speaker 3>They were trying to predict when she was born. They

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 3>were predicting what her life would be. Oh, essentially, and

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:02.200
<v Speaker 3>people were fascinated by it, sold a billion issues. And

0:37:02.239 --> 0:37:05.920
<v Speaker 3>then what they quickly realized was if we do this

0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 3>every day, no one's going to remember what we said

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:11.359
<v Speaker 3>the week before, the week before that, the week rise,

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:13.160
<v Speaker 3>as long as we keep doing it. And I guess

0:37:13.200 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 3>that's what's happened to me, because I don't It's only

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.320
<v Speaker 3>happened three times to me. But I don't remember any

0:37:18.360 --> 0:37:21.239
<v Speaker 3>of these readings. I just said the first two were

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:22.479
<v Speaker 3>bad and the third one was good.

0:37:24.960 --> 0:37:26.880
<v Speaker 2>I think that that's I think it just kind of

0:37:26.920 --> 0:37:29.440
<v Speaker 2>soaks into you. Yeah, and then you do your things.

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:30.680
<v Speaker 3>You're very generous.

0:37:31.719 --> 0:37:34.600
<v Speaker 2>I should start doing horoscopes on this. People hooked on

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:35.320
<v Speaker 2>my horoscopes.

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:37.360
<v Speaker 3>What people realize You could say whatever you want and

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:38.280
<v Speaker 3>then no one's going to remember.

0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let me see here. Yeah, listener, in the next week,

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:44.239
<v Speaker 2>avoid dogs.

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, that's a good one. Okay, sorry, expands all

0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:52.200
<v Speaker 3>the astrological signs of the listeners.

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:56.759
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, for everybody. It's kind of a uh I

0:37:56.760 --> 0:37:59.840
<v Speaker 2>don't have time for all twelve you kidding me? No,

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 2>these are very universal.

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:02.959
<v Speaker 3>Avoid dogs.

0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Avoid dogs.

0:38:03.920 --> 0:38:07.000
<v Speaker 3>What if someone owns a dog, be.

0:38:07.160 --> 0:38:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Very careful, careful this next week, avoid dogs. So okay,

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 2>that's an interesting Now I feel like I've put something

0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:20.960
<v Speaker 2>very dangerous out there. Listener. We're backing it up or reversing.

0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Embrace dogs exactly. Now we're in some tough that is

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:32.719
<v Speaker 2>quite okay, We're going a third time. Brian gets three.

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:36.879
<v Speaker 2>You get three. Strike a healthy balance with dogs.

0:38:37.560 --> 0:38:40.760
<v Speaker 3>That is a great piece of advice.

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:43.719
<v Speaker 2>There we go. It takes a little practice. Takes a

0:38:43.719 --> 0:38:45.880
<v Speaker 2>little practice. Okay, So I'm going to open this. I

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 2>think you should Okay, is there any advice. Okay, so

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:49.840
<v Speaker 2>just pull out the first card. This is the energy

0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:52.279
<v Speaker 2>being released from the past. Pull out the second card.

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:55.480
<v Speaker 2>This is the energy surrounding the present. Pull out the

0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:58.520
<v Speaker 2>final card. This is the energy in store for the future.

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 2>So do you want do you want to do it

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:01.360
<v Speaker 2>for you or do you want to do it for me?

0:39:01.600 --> 0:39:03.960
<v Speaker 3>I want to do for you. Okay, yeah, okay, here

0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:06.800
<v Speaker 3>we go. Do you but you pull the card? Mate?

0:39:07.000 --> 0:39:09.800
<v Speaker 3>Your energy should be honest? Okay, for whatever that means.

0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 3>Have you done this before? But have you ever had

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:11.919
<v Speaker 3>a reading?

0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:13.799
<v Speaker 2>I've had to read, like a full reading. Do you

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:15.800
<v Speaker 2>know Lizzie Cooperman degreating Lizzy Cooper.

0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:16.600
<v Speaker 3>She's so funny.

0:39:16.640 --> 0:39:20.160
<v Speaker 2>People should go. She does tarot. I think I think

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:22.400
<v Speaker 2>you can, like, oh real, get private readings from this

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:23.239
<v Speaker 2>and they're so good.

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:24.040
<v Speaker 3>She's hilarious.

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're pulling this out.

0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:28.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay. This card you pulled is called the Sun.

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 3>And you see a big sun, neutral face and a

0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:38.440
<v Speaker 3>baby thundercat riding on a horse.

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:39.719
<v Speaker 2>That's me.

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, this sun, you're walking on sunshine. Okay, let yourself

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 3>bask in the good times. Your creativity is on fire now.

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:53.399
<v Speaker 2>This all happened in the past.

0:39:53.800 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 3>I guess. So I don't understand the wording of this,

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 3>to be honest, because it's this pull up the first card.

0:39:57.280 --> 0:39:59.440
<v Speaker 3>This is the energy being released from the past. What

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 3>does that mean?

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Interesting? So something in the past has held that up.

0:40:04.160 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing. I'm working for myself here. Okay, I've barely

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 2>got to work from I'll take it. I can't retire unleast.

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:15.120
<v Speaker 3>Your inner artist. Okay, finally some clarity. Oh thank god,

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:20.080
<v Speaker 3>the weight of some unknown is lifted. Lead with optimism,

0:40:20.200 --> 0:40:24.040
<v Speaker 3>joy and confidence. Your energy can warm up any room

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:26.799
<v Speaker 3>right now. I'm feeling it. By the way, sometimes life

0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 3>just feels really, really simple and beautiful. This is one

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:30.320
<v Speaker 3>of those times.

0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Lucky you, I'm gonna be in tears by the end

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 2>of it.

0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 3>This is really nice. This is already so much better.

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:39.239
<v Speaker 2>But now we've got to left, We've got this is

0:40:39.239 --> 0:40:41.880
<v Speaker 2>going to be devastating. Okay. This is present present.

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Okay. So the card you pulled is the world,

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:48.879
<v Speaker 3>and it's a beautiful woman with a sash's gorgeous gorge.

0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:55.560
<v Speaker 3>She's being protected by an eagle that that person, a

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:58.960
<v Speaker 3>goat and a lion. Okay, so this is yes, this

0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:05.760
<v Speaker 3>is the energy surrounding the present. Congratulations. Oh, you've reached

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:09.720
<v Speaker 3>the completion of a major project milestoners cycle. Oh interesting,

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:12.640
<v Speaker 3>you've worked so hard. Now you get to watch all

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 3>the pieces fall right into place. Oh, you've reached a

0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:17.360
<v Speaker 3>new level of mastery. Now it's time to begin the

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 3>entire process again. You've got this. Make your next move

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 3>from a place of empowerment. You've built strong supportive foundations

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 3>for yourself. Hindsight is twenty twenty. Now that you've reached

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:31.399
<v Speaker 3>your destination, take some time to reflect on the road

0:41:31.400 --> 0:41:33.120
<v Speaker 3>that took you here with more clarity than you had

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:34.760
<v Speaker 3>in the moment. What do you think?

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:37.760
<v Speaker 2>I love that? And I'll say this actually lines up. Really,

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 2>I just I just organized my pants in my closet

0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 2>and put them in separate piles. Pants, pants shorts.

0:41:45.120 --> 0:41:47.440
<v Speaker 3>Are the pants in the separate piles and separate piles

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 3>for a reason beyond you.

0:41:48.920 --> 0:41:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you know you've got more casual genes focus Okay, ah,

0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:56.279
<v Speaker 2>slightly more dressy, got it? And then my pile of

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 2>shorts that I'm not satisfied with any of them.

0:41:58.880 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 3>I feel that way about my pants. I am much

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:03.160
<v Speaker 3>more of a shorts, but I don't know shorts that much.

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 3>But I feel like I think I have a long

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:08.240
<v Speaker 3>torso maybe I don't know. I feel like in pants,

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:11.359
<v Speaker 3>my legs are kind of squats. Oh interesting, even though

0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:14.880
<v Speaker 3>I mostly wear pants. Where are you getting shorts? But

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:19.080
<v Speaker 3>all kinds of places. Through my AMEX card, I have

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 3>a deal quarterly from from lu Lemon. Oh interesting, So

0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:29.520
<v Speaker 3>I buy my shorts there one pair of shorts every quarter,

0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:30.680
<v Speaker 3>so four year.

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:32.839
<v Speaker 2>And this is like a like a casual wear out short,

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 2>not like ath leisure.

0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:35.719
<v Speaker 3>Not necessarily like an athletic short.

0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, I just never know what shorts should look like.

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:42.359
<v Speaker 3>I think I think we're in an era of I'm

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 3>not even kidding max five inches.

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Right, I agree with this, Yes, Weirdly, because I'm essentially

0:42:49.400 --> 0:42:51.400
<v Speaker 2>the size of a child, it's hard to get a

0:42:51.480 --> 0:42:55.960
<v Speaker 2>short that feels They always still feel a little too long, really,

0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:58.360
<v Speaker 2>and then they start to feel like mom on vacation shorts.

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:00.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there is a fine line. But see, I feel

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:02.880
<v Speaker 3>that way about pants. I feel like the pants I

0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:04.680
<v Speaker 3>buy are too long, and even when I get them hemmed.

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:07.239
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's just that the person I'm going to isn't

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:09.719
<v Speaker 3>that great, but they feel like they whenever I get them, hem,

0:43:09.760 --> 0:43:11.440
<v Speaker 3>they feel like they start to like bell bottom.

0:43:11.600 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh. I hate that, unless they don't already have a

0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:16.360
<v Speaker 2>pan made.

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 3>And it's not how the pant was made. Like I'll

0:43:17.719 --> 0:43:20.240
<v Speaker 3>get a stunning pair of jeans and then they become

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:20.920
<v Speaker 3>bell bottoms.

0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm so sorry to hear.

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:23.360
<v Speaker 3>Do you have to heal your stuff?

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 2>No? I but I'm very particular about my jeans, especially.

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I've started going to this weird almost like work clothing

0:43:32.560 --> 0:43:35.440
<v Speaker 2>store that has a bunch of vintage jeans in East

0:43:35.640 --> 0:43:38.239
<v Speaker 2>LA that I adore. And it's just kind of this

0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:42.040
<v Speaker 2>older lady who you know, sells like work pants and stuff.

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:44.319
<v Speaker 2>I love her, and she keeps the door locked, so

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:46.239
<v Speaker 2>you have to go knock on the door. She lets

0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 2>you in, and then she's very good about telling you

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:50.400
<v Speaker 2>if your pants look good or not. I adore, but

0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 2>it's very hard when you're buying vintage jeans, especially it's

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:55.799
<v Speaker 2>like they have one in my size and I have

0:43:55.920 --> 0:44:00.239
<v Speaker 2>short legs and most men are huge, right, so I'm

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:01.680
<v Speaker 2>like looking at the pants and they're all like a

0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:03.799
<v Speaker 2>thirty six length? What am I doing?

0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:06.239
<v Speaker 3>You know, Michelle Collins would tell you would do great

0:44:06.280 --> 0:44:07.640
<v Speaker 3>at like a sample sale or something.

0:44:07.960 --> 0:44:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she's kept us from.

0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:13.799
<v Speaker 3>Me, really, because the sizes that are usually there or

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:17.480
<v Speaker 3>left over are the very small ones in the very

0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:19.880
<v Speaker 3>big one. Oh, those are the ones that you can

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:20.640
<v Speaker 3>find the best deals.

0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is good to know. Yeah, okay, it was

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:25.640
<v Speaker 2>a little let's find one. Yes, let's see the future.

0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:27.920
<v Speaker 2>This is where we're headed, folks.

0:44:28.520 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, okay, so oh this card has a little

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:35.080
<v Speaker 3>bit of a like a green tinted Yeah. This is

0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:39.880
<v Speaker 3>a very sort of like Augustus Sea Caesar Augustus with uh,

0:44:41.200 --> 0:44:42.160
<v Speaker 3>what do you call her? The sphinx?

0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Sort of the sphinx?

0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:47.320
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and then well two one is winking, the winking sphinx.

0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:50.440
<v Speaker 3>This is called the chariot. Okay, this is the energy

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:53.480
<v Speaker 3>in store for the future. It's time to get crystal

0:44:53.560 --> 0:44:56.239
<v Speaker 3>clear on your direction. Okay, a little planning goes a

0:44:56.280 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 3>long way. Set yourself up for success by putting structures

0:44:59.680 --> 0:45:02.520
<v Speaker 3>in habit. It's in place now that will bring more

0:45:02.560 --> 0:45:04.200
<v Speaker 3>ease and support on the road to your goal later

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:08.080
<v Speaker 3>you're on the paths of success, Stay focused, determined, and steady.

0:45:08.880 --> 0:45:11.440
<v Speaker 3>Are you currently moving toward things that fill you with passion?

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:15.239
<v Speaker 3>If not, it's time to plot a new course, now

0:45:15.360 --> 0:45:19.319
<v Speaker 3>is not the time to follow forward your own path.

0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:21.440
<v Speaker 3>You get to decide where you want to go and

0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:22.480
<v Speaker 3>how you want to get there.

0:45:22.960 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Wow, this has been really beautiful. Yeah, I think this

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:27.080
<v Speaker 2>has been an absolutely lovely reader.

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:28.960
<v Speaker 3>You got three really good cars.

0:45:29.000 --> 0:45:30.560
<v Speaker 2>He's going to turn me into a monster, I think.

0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 2>So it's amspolutely impossible to deal with.

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:34.919
<v Speaker 3>I'm on my own hat. Move.

0:45:35.400 --> 0:45:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm an individual.

0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:39.319
<v Speaker 3>That's right, get out of here. It's like that, did

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 3>you ever go through this when you came out that

0:45:42.320 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 3>you you know, you had like a laden adolescence in

0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:45.680
<v Speaker 3>other words.

0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Right, totally did you have that? Yeah? Of course.

0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:45:47.760 --> 0:45:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm still going through I feel like

0:45:49.600 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 2>gay men are just like unless you were born after

0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:54.600
<v Speaker 2>twenty ten. Yeah, it's just like, well now I'm just

0:45:54.800 --> 0:45:57.799
<v Speaker 2>essentially eighteen for the rest of my life.

0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:00.520
<v Speaker 3>Ye, because you're like I was robbed. I was absolutely

0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:01.759
<v Speaker 3>brow same. Yeah.

0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Let me play a video game, let me screw around

0:46:04.200 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>non stop.

0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:08.000
<v Speaker 3>I have a fun crush. Yeah. Let me be just

0:46:08.239 --> 0:46:09.279
<v Speaker 3>mean as shit to you.

0:46:11.640 --> 0:46:13.960
<v Speaker 2>That's the one thing I well, I guess I do

0:46:14.080 --> 0:46:16.080
<v Speaker 2>gossip a lot, me too, But I'm not mean. I'm

0:46:16.120 --> 0:46:18.919
<v Speaker 2>not a mean I know a lot of mean ones met.

0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:21.800
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, it goes back to the Fourth of July parties.

0:46:21.920 --> 0:46:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I think the start.

0:46:24.600 --> 0:46:27.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah mean gay boy do they flock to those? Yeah?

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Wow, now you've really unlocked something new.

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 3>That is because to get that body Instagram photos.

0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:38.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm seeing the photos and I'm thinking I wish I

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:40.200
<v Speaker 2>was there, but I also don't want to be there.

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 3>I would never do that. I can't imagine to be honest.

0:46:45.719 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 2>And getting your photo taken at the same.

0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 3>Time, would never do. I would never put my arm

0:46:51.200 --> 0:46:55.720
<v Speaker 3>around a friend or acquaintance who did never shirt on ever,

0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:01.360
<v Speaker 3>for sure do you?

0:47:02.600 --> 0:47:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, absolutely yeah in a speedo nonetheless in front

0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:06.680
<v Speaker 2>of a camera.

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:09.919
<v Speaker 3>No way in hell would that happen.

0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I just couldn't do it. Ever, No, I was like,

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:13.720
<v Speaker 2>who is that breacher?

0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:19.080
<v Speaker 3>I would honestly think someone is fully, someone is not

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:21.360
<v Speaker 3>on their own path right now, someone is a follower

0:47:21.440 --> 0:47:23.960
<v Speaker 3>and has lost the plot. Yeah, because the same with me.

0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:24.880
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't imagine it.

0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Wow, yeah, yeah, that would be That would be a

0:47:27.600 --> 0:47:28.120
<v Speaker 2>whole new me.

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:31.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and even the people I like I sometimes have.

0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:33.160
<v Speaker 3>It's been a while, but I used to go on

0:47:33.239 --> 0:47:35.839
<v Speaker 3>New Year's with like five gay friends to palm springsers things.

0:47:35.840 --> 0:47:37.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, we are never knew ites on age, Like

0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:38.640
<v Speaker 3>that's how we're doing.

0:47:39.080 --> 0:47:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you get into it. Yeah, yeah,

0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:44.239
<v Speaker 2>and God blessed everybody. Do your own thing of do

0:47:44.400 --> 0:47:47.240
<v Speaker 2>your own things. Just don't invite me to your parties.

0:47:47.320 --> 0:47:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Don't leave me home to.

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:49.520
<v Speaker 3>Cry, that's right.

0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:54.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and judge you always do your own thing so

0:47:54.160 --> 0:47:55.000
<v Speaker 2>I can judge.

0:47:54.719 --> 0:47:58.360
<v Speaker 3>You, yes, exactly, because without you doing, without your freedom,

0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:00.400
<v Speaker 3>I have no perspect.

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 3>So this is a real it's the you know what

0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:07.719
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's the it's the cycle of life. It's

0:48:07.960 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 3>it's the packing.

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:12.879
<v Speaker 2>Order, absolutely, the chain. Well, this is such a beautiful gift.

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:14.919
<v Speaker 2>I'm so thrilled about this. Now, what has to happen

0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:17.560
<v Speaker 2>to this particular deck going to be reused? Does that

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:18.280
<v Speaker 2>have to be burned?

0:48:18.440 --> 0:48:19.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, that's a good question.

0:48:19.719 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 2>I guess it'll just be you. We'll set it up here. Yeah,

0:48:21.760 --> 0:48:23.520
<v Speaker 2>that's fine, and then if there's a guest that feels

0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:27.160
<v Speaker 2>like really boring, we'll pull them out.

0:48:27.239 --> 0:48:27.919
<v Speaker 3>That's a great idea.

0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Or let's caveat, or a lost loser shouldn't be here.

0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:38.759
<v Speaker 3>That's true. Anyone who's really down in the dumps. Yeah,

0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:40.399
<v Speaker 3>we we give you give.

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:44.120
<v Speaker 2>A reading listener the next episode. I read the guests Tarot.

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:47.760
<v Speaker 2>You know they're a complete loser period.

0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:51.319
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, they're the mom in little House on the print.

0:48:52.440 --> 0:48:53.960
<v Speaker 3>That's what they're bringing to the table.

0:48:58.080 --> 0:49:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Before we get into all of my exciting game and novelties,

0:49:01.200 --> 0:49:02.400
<v Speaker 2>I want you to promote something.

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm making my off Broadway debut.

0:49:05.960 --> 0:49:06.960
<v Speaker 2>It's just unbelievable.

0:49:07.040 --> 0:49:10.080
<v Speaker 3>No other way to say it. There simply isn't another way.

0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:11.279
<v Speaker 2>There's kind of not another option.

0:49:11.400 --> 0:49:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I get to speak French in that sentence. I get

0:49:13.960 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 3>to do all kinds of things. It's called are you

0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:21.480
<v Speaker 3>mad at Me? Okay? It's seventy minutes, which we love, the.

0:49:21.520 --> 0:49:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Perfect time I would leave after seventy seventy one. I'm

0:49:24.680 --> 0:49:25.000
<v Speaker 2>leaving the.

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:26.920
<v Speaker 3>Theater seventy minutes at seven pm?

0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Is there anything This is my dream show?

0:49:29.040 --> 0:49:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Is there anything better?

0:49:29.960 --> 0:49:31.799
<v Speaker 2>I get to eat dinner at five, yeah, I get

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 2>to be home by nine.

0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:37.640
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's everything you want. And it's essentially a

0:49:37.880 --> 0:49:40.640
<v Speaker 3>panic attack on stage for seventy minutes. It's very musical,

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 3>it's very interactive. I tell people it's like sleep no more,

0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:45.320
<v Speaker 3>but for people pleasers.

0:49:45.520 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh this sounds great.

0:49:46.719 --> 0:49:49.080
<v Speaker 3>It's just great. And I'm doing it in Soho at

0:49:49.080 --> 0:49:51.480
<v Speaker 3>the Hero Arts Center. From it's only thirty shows from

0:49:51.560 --> 0:49:53.040
<v Speaker 3>July tenth to August fifteenth.

0:49:53.160 --> 0:49:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Thirty shows. That's a lot.

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:57.600
<v Speaker 3>It's a lot. But I did Edinburgh last year, so

0:49:57.719 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 3>I got a taste of it.

0:49:58.719 --> 0:49:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Which how many did you do that?

0:50:00.520 --> 0:50:03.640
<v Speaker 3>Something like that? Like twenty six? Yeah, this is so excited,

0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:04.320
<v Speaker 3>very excited.

0:50:04.400 --> 0:50:05.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I wish it was.

0:50:05.320 --> 0:50:08.480
<v Speaker 3>In New York too. Can I send you an invite

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:10.000
<v Speaker 3>for opening night anyway, even though you're.

0:50:09.840 --> 0:50:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Not going to be there, just so I feel inclined.

0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:13.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exclude yeah, exactly, and.

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Then I'm going to accept and become a problem. Yeah,

0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:16.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna show it has a problem.

0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:19.719
<v Speaker 3>You're only ever this solution. You're gonna are you mad

0:50:19.719 --> 0:50:22.960
<v Speaker 3>at me? Showed our comfort tickets? But Bridgard, Yeah, to me,

0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:26.000
<v Speaker 3>you are the You're you're a Broadway start.

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:29.600
<v Speaker 2>To me, I'm a Broadway listener. You have to go

0:50:29.680 --> 0:50:32.000
<v Speaker 2>to the show in my stead. I'm not in New

0:50:32.080 --> 0:50:33.719
<v Speaker 2>York right now, so go see it. Oh I'm so

0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:34.440
<v Speaker 2>excited for it.

0:50:34.560 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Yeah, I'm excited too.

0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:37.800
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's play some games.

0:50:37.920 --> 0:50:38.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm with it.

0:50:38.760 --> 0:50:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I mentioned before we started recording, we might play two

0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:43.200
<v Speaker 2>games or to a game. In a new segment, we'll see.

0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 2>These are new things that Ellis and I were kind

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:49.080
<v Speaker 2>of experimenting with on the Patreon episode we did. This

0:50:49.239 --> 0:50:53.239
<v Speaker 2>first one is called invite list. I'm going to start

0:50:53.360 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 2>naming celebrities. You're planning a party. Yeah, you get to

0:50:57.239 --> 0:50:59.239
<v Speaker 2>invite ten people to a party, so you have to

0:50:59.239 --> 0:51:02.200
<v Speaker 2>say invited or not invited, and once you get to ten,

0:51:02.320 --> 0:51:03.000
<v Speaker 2>that's the party.

0:51:03.320 --> 0:51:05.600
<v Speaker 3>Got it? Okay, that's fine, Okay.

0:51:06.280 --> 0:51:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and Elis, you'll be keeping track. Okay, Great Lord

0:51:11.840 --> 0:51:16.880
<v Speaker 2>not invited, Liz Cheney not invited, Rowan Atkinson you invited,

0:51:17.120 --> 0:51:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Frank Ocean invited, Eddie Redmain not invited, Alec Baldwin not invited,

0:51:23.600 --> 0:51:29.239
<v Speaker 2>Arianna Grande not invited, Michael Phelps uh not invited, to

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:33.880
<v Speaker 2>me more invited, bon Jovi invited, Tim Cook.

0:51:34.440 --> 0:51:35.759
<v Speaker 3>Not invited, George W.

0:51:35.960 --> 0:51:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Bush not invited, Hayley Bieber not invited, Jenny McCarthy not invited,

0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Keiki Palmer invited, Zendaya invited, Jennifer Lopez not invited, Jennifer

0:51:49.520 --> 0:51:55.960
<v Speaker 2>Garner not invited, Jennifer Hudson invited, Jennifer Andiston invited, LaToya

0:51:56.080 --> 0:52:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Jackson invited, wax A Hatchie not invited, The Weekend not invited,

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:06.879
<v Speaker 2>Florence Pugh not invited, Simone Biles invited. All right, that's

0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:10.800
<v Speaker 2>you were laser accurate on it.

0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:11.319
<v Speaker 1>I am.

0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't even I didn't even have time to write

0:52:13.680 --> 0:52:16.640
<v Speaker 4>the first two down, Like I was like, okay, I'm

0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:19.040
<v Speaker 4>gonna I'm gonna say each number, and I'm also going

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:20.680
<v Speaker 4>to write things down, and clearly I.

0:52:21.160 --> 0:52:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Failed at my mission.

0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:23.719
<v Speaker 4>So I only have Dememe mour On.

0:52:24.760 --> 0:52:26.080
<v Speaker 2>We got Rowan Atkinson.

0:52:26.320 --> 0:52:27.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's right, was it?

0:52:27.600 --> 0:52:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Frank Ocean? Yes, that happened, Thank you?

0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:31.000
<v Speaker 3>Wow?

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:32.799
<v Speaker 2>What a party? Can we hear this list? Read back?

0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:33.359
<v Speaker 3>It was great?

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:37.439
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, So we have Ron Atkinson, Frank Ocean, Demi moour Bon, Jovi,

0:52:38.040 --> 0:52:43.160
<v Speaker 4>Keiki Palmer, Zendia, Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Aniston, LaToya Jackson, and

0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:43.960
<v Speaker 4>Simone Biles.

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:45.040
<v Speaker 2>What a group.

0:52:45.120 --> 0:52:48.200
<v Speaker 3>I love that. I gotta say that is a fun group.

0:52:48.560 --> 0:52:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a fourth of July to remember.

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:53.040
<v Speaker 3>I feel like no one at this party, no one

0:52:53.080 --> 0:52:55.000
<v Speaker 3>at any party has to do any work. If Keky

0:52:55.040 --> 0:52:55.720
<v Speaker 3>Palmer's there.

0:52:55.600 --> 0:52:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you know what I mean, Oh, she's I

0:52:57.160 --> 0:53:00.719
<v Speaker 2>mean I think that she has a generous spirit, so funny.

0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:04.080
<v Speaker 3>She's hilarious, she's an anecdote for everything. She should sit

0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:05.879
<v Speaker 3>right in the middle. To be honest, absolutely, she would

0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:09.040
<v Speaker 3>facilitate it. I would have to do practically. I would

0:53:09.080 --> 0:53:11.000
<v Speaker 3>have no stress knowing that she's at that part.

0:53:11.040 --> 0:53:13.480
<v Speaker 2>I almost feel guilty asking her to come because she's

0:53:13.480 --> 0:53:16.040
<v Speaker 2>going to work for her Yeah. Yeah, but she loves it, obviously,

0:53:16.120 --> 0:53:17.719
<v Speaker 2>I think she does. That's so it's her fault.

0:53:17.840 --> 0:53:18.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:53:18.440 --> 0:53:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Well that was excellently played, just beautifully played. All right.

0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:26.520
<v Speaker 2>Now this new one is a segment called It's only Polite. Now,

0:53:26.640 --> 0:53:28.320
<v Speaker 2>this is what you're going to do. You're going to

0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:31.479
<v Speaker 2>tell me like a new manner or something polite people

0:53:31.520 --> 0:53:35.560
<v Speaker 2>should be doing. I'll give you an example. This is

0:53:35.719 --> 0:53:38.600
<v Speaker 2>when I think that we need to I noticed this yesterday.

0:53:38.760 --> 0:53:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I think it's only polite that when you're at a

0:53:41.360 --> 0:53:43.560
<v Speaker 2>red light and the person in front of you does

0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:47.839
<v Speaker 2>not move forward at the green light, not one honk,

0:53:48.239 --> 0:53:50.880
<v Speaker 2>it should be two honks. One honk is angry.

0:53:51.400 --> 0:53:51.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm with you.

0:53:52.040 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I think if you do two honks, it's a nudge.

0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it all the time to be honest constantly.

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:59.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like a threat. I think I'm just

0:53:59.440 --> 0:54:02.520
<v Speaker 2>letting them know I'm behind them. But one honk, it's

0:54:02.560 --> 0:54:05.319
<v Speaker 2>an immediate I think it's very aggressive. You should never

0:54:05.400 --> 0:54:07.560
<v Speaker 2>do a one honk unless you're planning to get in

0:54:07.640 --> 0:54:08.360
<v Speaker 2>a fight pla person.

0:54:08.440 --> 0:54:10.920
<v Speaker 3>And people say that they just tap on their horns,

0:54:10.960 --> 0:54:14.040
<v Speaker 3>they don't. One honk to me does feel very aggressive

0:54:14.600 --> 0:54:21.200
<v Speaker 3>in the way actually that I now maybe am such

0:54:21.239 --> 0:54:25.239
<v Speaker 3>a delicate flower that occasionally in emails I think one

0:54:25.280 --> 0:54:28.000
<v Speaker 3>exclamation point instead of two is a statement.

0:54:28.280 --> 0:54:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I mean this is inflation. I know because

0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 2>there was a period when we didn't even have to

0:54:33.120 --> 0:54:34.560
<v Speaker 2>do one exclamation point post.

0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:36.839
<v Speaker 3>By the way, most straight guys do not do any.

0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:40.400
<v Speaker 2>I until probably six years ago, I did not use

0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:42.200
<v Speaker 2>exclamation points in anything.

0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:44.359
<v Speaker 3>I made it a point. At one point, I made

0:54:44.400 --> 0:54:48.359
<v Speaker 3>it a point to stop using exclamation points. I thought

0:54:48.360 --> 0:54:50.760
<v Speaker 3>I would be able to regain some kind of power,

0:54:51.239 --> 0:54:53.680
<v Speaker 3>be taken more seriously in this world. And I said

0:54:53.719 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 3>to myself, I am not doing this. It got to

0:54:58.200 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 3>I've just started feeling like a deck interesting.

0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:02.719
<v Speaker 2>Well now I feel like a dick if I don't

0:55:02.800 --> 0:55:05.719
<v Speaker 2>use them. Yeah, and I with exclamation points. And something

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:07.800
<v Speaker 2>else that I've had to kind of catch myself on

0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:11.120
<v Speaker 2>is I'll respond sure, and people think that I'm just

0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:14.080
<v Speaker 2>like sure, I'm saying it in a positive way. Yep,

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:16.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying sure, let's do it. But because I don't

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:20.279
<v Speaker 2>have an exclamation point on it, and I actually think sure,

0:55:20.360 --> 0:55:24.040
<v Speaker 2>exclamation points seems like you're attacking the person. Yeah, I

0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:25.800
<v Speaker 2>don't know how. I don't know how to use the

0:55:25.840 --> 0:55:28.279
<v Speaker 2>word sure anymore. I agree it's not fair because I

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:29.680
<v Speaker 2>don't speak in exclamation points.

0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't either. Uh hmm. Maybe I think you

0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:34.240
<v Speaker 3>do on occasion.

0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:37.160
<v Speaker 2>I think you have a healthy relationship with the exclamation

0:55:37.480 --> 0:55:39.440
<v Speaker 2>But in emails, if you don't use them, you are

0:55:39.520 --> 0:55:40.080
<v Speaker 2>being rude.

0:55:40.960 --> 0:55:44.879
<v Speaker 3>So I'll tell you. I am so tired of being

0:55:44.960 --> 0:55:48.040
<v Speaker 3>polite in emails and not polite. I shouldn't say that

0:55:48.080 --> 0:55:51.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm always polite in emails. I'm so tired of having

0:55:51.360 --> 0:55:56.839
<v Speaker 3>to if I need something to bookend it with really

0:55:57.000 --> 0:56:00.160
<v Speaker 3>great stuff like hey, oh my god, like this was

0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:02.720
<v Speaker 3>so great, thank you so much. I actually wasn't crazy

0:56:02.719 --> 0:56:04.440
<v Speaker 3>about the da da da da da, but it doesn't

0:56:04.440 --> 0:56:06.440
<v Speaker 3>matter because I know I will be and I do

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.000
<v Speaker 3>it every time. And by the way, if I were

0:56:08.040 --> 0:56:09.520
<v Speaker 3>receiving it, i'd want it. I'd run to receive it

0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:11.640
<v Speaker 3>that way, right, of course, it's just dis exhausting.

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:15.040
<v Speaker 2>You're much better at emailing than me. I'm a pretty

0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:18.759
<v Speaker 2>sloppy email I don't believe that. Oh, well, you have an.

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:21.640
<v Speaker 3>Email just ma that's you know, we haven't. We haven't

0:56:21.680 --> 0:56:23.120
<v Speaker 3>had an email relationship, that's true.

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:26.360
<v Speaker 2>I've had a lot of you know, feedback which I

0:56:26.400 --> 0:56:29.840
<v Speaker 2>have not received. Yeah, I've just continued to email however

0:56:29.920 --> 0:56:33.359
<v Speaker 2>I want, and people can deal with it. I did

0:56:33.440 --> 0:56:35.560
<v Speaker 2>think of something, Okay, let's hear it. I actually, and

0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I will say, this was deeply unfair of me to

0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:38.000
<v Speaker 2>just be like.

0:56:38.080 --> 0:56:40.279
<v Speaker 3>Now you have not at all, no, because you going

0:56:40.320 --> 0:56:42.400
<v Speaker 3>first gave me all the time in the world. I

0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:45.400
<v Speaker 3>think it's really impolite to invite me on your balcony

0:56:46.200 --> 0:56:49.360
<v Speaker 3>and not for a drink or something, and not treat

0:56:49.440 --> 0:56:52.440
<v Speaker 3>your balcony like part of your home. And by that

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:55.239
<v Speaker 3>I mean if you want me to sit on your

0:56:55.280 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 3>patio furniture, Jesus, wipe it down. Can you just take

0:57:01.320 --> 0:57:04.880
<v Speaker 3>a broom, even a broom on the chair, even a

0:57:04.920 --> 0:57:07.680
<v Speaker 3>broom on the chair. I would be fine with now.

0:57:07.800 --> 0:57:10.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember when I did the podcast before and

0:57:10.280 --> 0:57:12.319
<v Speaker 3>you used to host it in your backyard. I don't

0:57:12.360 --> 0:57:14.839
<v Speaker 3>remember sitting on anything dusty. I don't remember there being

0:57:14.840 --> 0:57:15.480
<v Speaker 3>an issue, Brian.

0:57:15.520 --> 0:57:17.600
<v Speaker 2>That's because I cleaned them off before you came. Okay,

0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:20.720
<v Speaker 2>even though they're frequently cleaned, I had to make sure. Yeah,

0:57:20.840 --> 0:57:24.440
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't filthy, because I have some level of class.

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:27.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was no dust on me. Nothing. If you're

0:57:27.440 --> 0:57:29.160
<v Speaker 3>going to invite me for a glass of wine out

0:57:29.160 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 3>onto your balcony, I just, first of all, thank you.

0:57:32.280 --> 0:57:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Sure you know, very nice.

0:57:33.680 --> 0:57:37.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, even though I probably brought the wine. Sure, lovely

0:57:37.320 --> 0:57:41.480
<v Speaker 3>view though, that's true. But just take a broom, a brush,

0:57:41.760 --> 0:57:43.400
<v Speaker 3>a wipe, anything.

0:57:43.400 --> 0:57:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Truly, get a dishrag anything. It takes ten seconds.

0:57:46.960 --> 0:57:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, put a towel down. I mean really, I'm baseline,

0:57:51.120 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 3>just the basics. But I don't like sitting on a

0:57:54.600 --> 0:57:57.520
<v Speaker 3>balcony and immediately sneezing or being covered in dust.

0:57:57.680 --> 0:58:00.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh right, the pillow ones if you sit down. I

0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:03.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know the polls correct, dust flies out, get rid

0:58:03.200 --> 0:58:03.480
<v Speaker 2>of them?

0:58:03.600 --> 0:58:04.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who knows?

0:58:05.000 --> 0:58:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Those are full of like bird skin.

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Just because something's all weather doesn't mean it shouldn't be cleaned.

0:58:10.760 --> 0:58:13.520
<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely, And I'll also say it's kind of satisfying

0:58:13.560 --> 0:58:15.000
<v Speaker 2>to clean that sort of thing because they do get

0:58:15.040 --> 0:58:17.000
<v Speaker 2>a little dirty or faster and you get to see

0:58:17.000 --> 0:58:19.160
<v Speaker 2>it all wipe off. That's right there, you go, a

0:58:19.280 --> 0:58:21.760
<v Speaker 2>job done. I thought you were going to say, if

0:58:21.800 --> 0:58:25.400
<v Speaker 2>you take me on to your balcony, kiss me. She's

0:58:25.400 --> 0:58:26.400
<v Speaker 2>also a nice thing to do.

0:58:26.880 --> 0:58:29.800
<v Speaker 3>Balconies are I mean, Juliette, you know what I mean.

0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:30.640
<v Speaker 2>She's a classic.

0:58:30.920 --> 0:58:33.560
<v Speaker 3>I bet she cleaned the first falcony. I'm sure she will.

0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:36.520
<v Speaker 3>She also had like a housekeeper or a nurse.

0:58:36.600 --> 0:58:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Of the nurse was probably wiping down the.

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:43.840
<v Speaker 3>I think she was. I think it was thirteen. You know,

0:58:44.280 --> 0:58:46.720
<v Speaker 3>if we forget she was thirty, she was like seventeen

0:58:46.760 --> 0:58:48.480
<v Speaker 3>and she was thirteen. Okay, like that.

0:58:48.520 --> 0:58:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Bad boy Yeah, Claire Danes, Yeah, Leo, Leo Bass.

0:58:54.440 --> 0:58:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Bas clar Danes, Leo bas.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you you played that perfectly. I guess it's not

0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:06.360
<v Speaker 2>really a game, but that's a very good rule, thank you.

0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:59:06.680 --> 0:59:10.560
<v Speaker 2>I think we've invented two nice manners or reminded people.

0:59:11.200 --> 0:59:12.960
<v Speaker 2>We're trying to class things up for people.

0:59:13.160 --> 0:59:15.600
<v Speaker 3>It is so curious. So the second beep really is

0:59:15.640 --> 0:59:16.440
<v Speaker 3>where it gets friendlier.

0:59:16.800 --> 0:59:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Absolutely. I almost feel like cars should just have

0:59:19.520 --> 0:59:20.440
<v Speaker 2>two different horns.

0:59:20.800 --> 0:59:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:59:21.640 --> 0:59:23.240
<v Speaker 2>One, it's like a warm you know, it's like with

0:59:23.360 --> 0:59:26.480
<v Speaker 2>those alarm clocks that are more of like a rather

0:59:26.560 --> 0:59:27.840
<v Speaker 2>than a negative. Yeah.

0:59:27.960 --> 0:59:30.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just tap tap, I'm here. Yeah, why not.

0:59:30.360 --> 0:59:31.760
<v Speaker 2>Throw two horns? Give me options?

0:59:31.840 --> 0:59:32.200
<v Speaker 3>I love it.

0:59:32.360 --> 0:59:33.960
<v Speaker 2>One can be a train horn, one can be just

0:59:34.040 --> 0:59:39.080
<v Speaker 2>kind of a nice shoulder rub. I forgot to open

0:59:39.120 --> 0:59:43.200
<v Speaker 2>our final document. We're going to answer a listener question. Okay,

0:59:43.240 --> 0:59:46.640
<v Speaker 2>this says I am in a college opera program and

0:59:46.760 --> 0:59:49.600
<v Speaker 2>my classmates are not learning their music. How do I

0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:51.840
<v Speaker 2>subtly shame them and let them know that I'm better

0:59:51.880 --> 0:59:54.080
<v Speaker 2>than them while also encouraging them to get with the program?

0:59:54.160 --> 0:59:54.880
<v Speaker 2>And that's from Web?

0:59:55.480 --> 0:59:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Web, how do I subtly share? I mean, I

0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:02.560
<v Speaker 3>assume if you're lodging this complaint, you better be a

1:00:02.600 --> 1:00:03.400
<v Speaker 3>star in this class.

1:00:03.600 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I know, what if he's what if he's like a

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:09.880
<v Speaker 2>D plus? Yeah, and then suddenly he's totally delusional and

1:00:10.080 --> 1:00:11.400
<v Speaker 2>he's bossing people around.

1:00:11.720 --> 1:00:14.520
<v Speaker 3>You really really have to have everything backing it up,

1:00:14.520 --> 1:00:17.160
<v Speaker 3>because I have to say I've been on shows before

1:00:17.320 --> 1:00:21.160
<v Speaker 3>where there have been and I'm sure you have, Bridger.

1:00:21.200 --> 1:00:23.480
<v Speaker 3>There have been people who are lazier than others and

1:00:23.600 --> 1:00:26.120
<v Speaker 3>yet turn out incredible work when it comes down to it. Yes,

1:00:26.200 --> 1:00:28.960
<v Speaker 3>and it is a frustrating thing. Oh it's the worst.

1:00:29.080 --> 1:00:31.120
<v Speaker 2>See somebody who doesn't have to put in an effort.

1:00:31.240 --> 1:00:33.600
<v Speaker 3>And they're just naturally brilliantly gifted.

1:00:34.160 --> 1:00:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I've never experienced that in any area.

1:00:36.360 --> 1:00:38.800
<v Speaker 3>Of my life. Me neither. It always thinks work.

1:00:39.600 --> 1:00:42.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm breaking my back, Yeah, just to get out of bed,

1:00:42.320 --> 1:00:42.600
<v Speaker 2>that's it.

1:00:43.600 --> 1:00:46.600
<v Speaker 3>So I A. I hope you. I'm sure you are.

1:00:46.760 --> 1:00:50.280
<v Speaker 3>If you're a college opera student, A, you have to

1:00:50.360 --> 1:00:54.320
<v Speaker 3>be really talented. But how do you shame people for

1:00:54.440 --> 1:00:54.840
<v Speaker 3>some what do you?

1:00:55.080 --> 1:00:57.320
<v Speaker 2>I think you've got to be a shining stars. That's

1:00:57.360 --> 1:00:59.560
<v Speaker 2>the only way that web can do it is to

1:00:59.640 --> 1:01:03.240
<v Speaker 2>have the voice of an angel. Yea. Otherwise, what are

1:01:03.240 --> 1:01:05.560
<v Speaker 2>you going? You can't If you're saying it to shame them,

1:01:05.880 --> 1:01:07.680
<v Speaker 2>you're not really backing it up in any way.

1:01:08.320 --> 1:01:11.320
<v Speaker 3>Now, you're a nuisance, you could say, but see, you'd

1:01:11.360 --> 1:01:13.160
<v Speaker 3>have to make this lie up at least once a

1:01:13.240 --> 1:01:15.800
<v Speaker 3>month or every week. You could say, like, did you

1:01:15.800 --> 1:01:18.240
<v Speaker 3>guys hear the Renee Flemings coming next week? To hear us.

1:01:18.480 --> 1:01:20.520
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, if you had, if you

1:01:20.760 --> 1:01:24.560
<v Speaker 3>had some big opera star every week like waiting for

1:01:24.600 --> 1:01:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Gupman who has a seat at the table and then

1:01:26.760 --> 1:01:29.160
<v Speaker 3>just never shows up, they would maybe be shipshame.

1:01:28.920 --> 1:01:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Kind of become a known liar exactly, but slowly be

1:01:32.320 --> 1:01:35.000
<v Speaker 2>pushed out of the program and then get a regular job.

1:01:35.120 --> 1:01:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Because you've done this to yourself.

1:01:36.800 --> 1:01:39.360
<v Speaker 3>I can't name one other living person who's an opera.

1:01:39.600 --> 1:01:40.960
<v Speaker 2>The fact that you were able to get to Fleming,

1:01:41.080 --> 1:01:41.400
<v Speaker 2>that was it.

1:01:41.600 --> 1:01:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Because Pavaratti I think is dead, rip is he's probably.

1:01:46.120 --> 1:01:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I really I hope he is.

1:01:47.280 --> 1:01:48.120
<v Speaker 3>I really hope.

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<v Speaker 2>So that show off, Yeah, let's see alive and dead

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<v Speaker 2>in two thousand and seven, age seven, Oh on that

1:01:57.560 --> 1:01:59.600
<v Speaker 2>long ago. Yeah, he's been gone a while and long

1:01:59.720 --> 1:02:00.960
<v Speaker 2>enough for to forget that he died.

1:02:01.120 --> 1:02:03.280
<v Speaker 3>I guess. I mean he lives on, clearly, he lives on.

1:02:03.600 --> 1:02:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we are glad he is no longer a threat.

1:02:08.120 --> 1:02:12.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, it's a rene lement to Renee Fleming's career exactly.

1:02:13.640 --> 1:02:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Is a close call, No, I think web First of all,

1:02:16.160 --> 1:02:19.280
<v Speaker 2>just mind your own business. You know, obviously you're feeling

1:02:19.440 --> 1:02:22.960
<v Speaker 2>very insecure about your voice and you're just trying to

1:02:23.000 --> 1:02:25.800
<v Speaker 2>bully other people to make yourself feel better. You're writing

1:02:25.840 --> 1:02:30.480
<v Speaker 2>into a podcast about other people's voices, trying to silence

1:02:30.520 --> 1:02:35.680
<v Speaker 2>other people. Right, I think that's again classless. I wouldn't

1:02:35.720 --> 1:02:37.880
<v Speaker 2>mind just losing Web as a listener entirely.

1:02:38.320 --> 1:02:41.800
<v Speaker 3>Sure you are throwing the book at this person.

1:02:42.240 --> 1:02:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I don't know what to say. I've never been

1:02:44.840 --> 1:02:47.200
<v Speaker 2>in an opera program. I'm sure it's very difficult.

1:02:47.280 --> 1:02:49.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure it's pretty cutthroat. Yeah, and I.

1:02:49.400 --> 1:02:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Should have it should I ever join one. I should

1:02:51.760 --> 1:02:53.440
<v Speaker 2>have the option to be lazy and not do my

1:02:53.640 --> 1:02:56.720
<v Speaker 2>job without some Web nosing around.

1:02:57.000 --> 1:02:59.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure there's technique. I'm sure there's there a lot

1:02:59.440 --> 1:03:01.400
<v Speaker 3>of technique fault, but you either have it or you don't.

1:03:01.520 --> 1:03:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're not you're not building the opera voice.

1:03:03.960 --> 1:03:06.880
<v Speaker 3>No, you're maybe becoming more familiar with the classics.

1:03:07.080 --> 1:03:09.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, no, No, nobody's just got it.

1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I might.

1:03:11.680 --> 1:03:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever given me a chance?

1:03:13.560 --> 1:03:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Do you sing?

1:03:14.480 --> 1:03:14.520
<v Speaker 4>No?

1:03:14.800 --> 1:03:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't even sing happy birthday?

1:03:16.640 --> 1:03:18.600
<v Speaker 3>Really, if someone were to ask me about your go

1:03:18.680 --> 1:03:21.439
<v Speaker 3>to karaoke song, I would have no idea. Oh my god,

1:03:21.640 --> 1:03:22.800
<v Speaker 3>yeah I would.

1:03:23.000 --> 1:03:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I would say private dancer. It's a good

1:03:29.160 --> 1:03:32.360
<v Speaker 2>karaoke song, but I cannot. I realized recently. I was like, oh,

1:03:32.400 --> 1:03:35.480
<v Speaker 2>a huge part of my brain is devoted to lyrics

1:03:35.520 --> 1:03:38.240
<v Speaker 2>of songs that I can't sing. Yeah, that I've listened

1:03:38.280 --> 1:03:40.320
<v Speaker 2>to and loved, But should the moment come for me

1:03:40.400 --> 1:03:41.800
<v Speaker 2>to sing them, it just won't.

1:03:42.200 --> 1:03:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Right because all I want to sing is like Mariah

1:03:44.160 --> 1:03:48.760
<v Speaker 3>and Whitney like that's obviously mine is a much lower pa. No, oh,

1:03:49.000 --> 1:03:51.120
<v Speaker 3>I would never. I would never, or like you know

1:03:51.160 --> 1:03:53.600
<v Speaker 3>what I mean. I the songs that gravitate you have

1:03:53.880 --> 1:03:56.160
<v Speaker 3>powerful vocals that I cannot deliver.

1:03:55.960 --> 1:03:58.960
<v Speaker 2>It right, and I just literally can't sing. So I've

1:03:59.040 --> 1:04:01.880
<v Speaker 2>just got a whole encyclopedia of words in my head

1:04:01.880 --> 1:04:04.840
<v Speaker 2>that can't be used. What a waste of a life.

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<v Speaker 3>That's terrible, A wasted life that's terrible. Well, speaking of

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<v Speaker 3>Eddie Redman.

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<v Speaker 2>You know now, of course Eddie didn't get invited.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't Maybe next year, I doubt it.

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<v Speaker 2>Brian, I've had such a wonderful time with you. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, I'm so happy when you're here. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for being here, thank you for having me listener. The

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<v Speaker 2>podcast is slowly creeping to a close. There's nothing you

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<v Speaker 2>can do. It's out of your hands. I'm taking control.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm turning it off. Get out of here. I love you, goodbye.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

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<v Speaker 2>senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully

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<v Speaker 2>mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by Miracle

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<v Speaker 2>Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at

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<v Speaker 2>I said no Gifts, that's where you're going to see

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

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<v Speaker 2>you want to see the gifts? Well, I invited you, hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonta made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to

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<v Speaker 1>my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>no gifts. You're our presences presents enough and I already

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<v Speaker 1>had too much stuff, So how do

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<v Speaker 2>You dare to survey me