WEBVTT - Rapscallions: Episode 72 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:08.319 There was the problem, we're taking money and we're back. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:10.559 Well where were we really? 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:13.119 Hey, everybody, it's Joe Gadder from Two Cool Moms. I'm 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:14.240 here with my friend. 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:17.439 I'm here. 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:20.000 Yeah, in the set of Two Cool Months, I was 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:23.160 just wishing I was here, and you're just Joe. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:29.240 So we're here. It's so good to see you. Hey, guys, look, 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:35.520 we're all here, and you're here. You're here here, Steve. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:37.520 Bird too, Cool Moms. Thank you so much for listening. 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:38.320 We appreciate you. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.239 Guys. We are in the thick of it. We really are. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:42.640 There has been. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.599 So many dilemmas being thrown our way, and we've been 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:50.240 solving problems, a tsunami of them, if you will. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.720 It's like Moses parting there. We're right in the thick. 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:54.200 That's it. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:57.680 We're holding it down as Gandolf, you shall not pass 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:00.280 in these problems. And then we're all the surf boards 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:02.840 in the tsunami of life. And that's what I've always said. 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.959 Oh, you've always been consistent in that. In that regard 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:11.399 is one thing I've never not said that. 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:13.600 Yeah, I don't think I've ever not said that. We've 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:19.440 been surfboards in the tsunami of life. Oh, Stephen, you 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:21.800 if we were just speaking of this in my home 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.399 about if you're if it came down to it and 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.440 you had to like protect your family or deal with 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.560 not protect, like as if somebody's coming to hurt them, 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:31.520 or like, okay, uh, there was you know, an earthquake 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:34.760 or a disaster or something. You'd have to be in 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:39.039 charge and do this. How much would your significant other 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.280 trust that you knew what you were doing and or follow. 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:46.080 You someone's doing maybe one or two most likely me. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.040 Would you just say, Jess, get us out of this 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.120 and just hold on. I'll carry the kids. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.000 The opposite, Yeah, I mean Jess would be the one 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.160 and be like, Okay, this is what we're doing, and 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.800 I'm okay, guys, just just. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:57.480 Listen to the mom. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.120 We're prepared for this, and I'll carry I'll be a 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:03.120 row I'm the donkey, I'll hold stuff and you all 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:03.480 get out. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.960 I would just be dropping dogs in a backpack. Oh 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.840 my god, I'd have to be opening it with like 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:13.840 all these pops you have. Yeah, and in the sanctuary 0:02:13.880 --> 0:02:18.280 we got like like thirty Yeah, Jess Jess is the 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.120 uh she does everything. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.280 Did you when you were younger, did anything happen in 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.840 your house that there was like a scare or anything 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:26.200 like that, or anything like that when you were younger 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.120 that you remember your your parents had to jump into action. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.360 I only had one thing that remind we. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.120 Thought we thought there was gunfire, but it ended up 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:40.960 being uh, some uh rap scallions throwing U excuse me. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.920 What? And I searched for that word you told me 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.399 looking for it? Is that a real word? Rap scallion? Yeah? 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:49.400 That's like a rabble rouser, right, a rap scallion, like 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.040 a little little bit rap scallion. Though I thought it 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:56.720 was something else. Have you tried the rap scallions? Uh? 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.880 Today's specials rap sky and look it up? 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:01.760 Is a. 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:13.639 Wow? That is it rap rip raps scallion? Would it be? So? 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.680 So there's there's this gang of raps scallions and uh 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.840 they we had remember those old screen doors that were 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.880 half ten on the bottom and the top of the screen. 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.440 So they threw some rocks at. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.040 The door and they hit the door ding ding, think, 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:26.799 and we didn't know what the hell was And my 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.200 dad runs the doors and sees these kids running. 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.600 And my dad was big scary gentleman. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.840 He was like six foot three, right. So he runs 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.920 out and he runs to the gate and says, he says, 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:38.200 well I get you know, get out of here. 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:38.520 Whatever. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.520 And my brother in law, who was dating my sister 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.520 at the time, Vinnie Big vin Is, comes running out 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.040 behind my father to like protect the house. And I 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.720 was right with them, ran out and my dad just looks. 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.680 Vinnie opens the door and he goes get him, and 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.080 Vinny just starts. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:56.160 Right and he's a big guy. Yeah, and they took off. 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:57.200 They took off. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.480 He caught one, did yeah, and he dragged them back 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:01.880 to the house and we realized it with these he 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:03.640 realized was like these little kids. So we just like 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:05.560 run them in, and you know, my dad just called 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.520 the police to He said the cops, that would you 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.120 want to just scare them so they know I'm not 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:09.920 the message place. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:14.200 So as the cops, the kid was like mouthing off 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.520 to Vinnie. He's like, he assaulted me. You know, I'm 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:17.800 gonna You're gonna go to a prison. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.520 And Vinnie, who was just started dating my started dating 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.640 my sister at the time, goes, you think it, I'm 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.600 scared I'll go back like that, but he just said it. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:27.760 I had my sister call. 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.800 I was like, my mother looked at Call and call 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:32.880 what like like you're just saying it. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.200 Yeah, but uh, that was the only thing I remember. 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.919 At my house, we were like, oh, oh something you know, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.200 springing into action. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:40.479 Yeah, I remember. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.119 I don't know anything at our home that we sprang 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.400 into action over. But I remember I was on. Everybody 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:51.120 else in college was going to Florida or Texas for 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.800 spring break, and me and my two roommates we went 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.640 to Canada. We're like, let's just go the opposite. Let's 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.719 still where nobody's going. Yeah, We're like, let's go to Toronto. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.960 So we went to Toronto. We had a blast. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.920 It was, it was. It was a total good time. 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.640 But remember one day we were walking along this main 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:10.600 drag and you just hear this yelp like this this 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.799 high pit like that, and we all turned and looked 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:18.360 and and this woman got drilled by a car like 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:21.839 she got chucked up in the air. I saw food flying. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.320 She must have been getting her lunch. Whatever food's flying. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.719 She hits the ground. 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:30.680 We like run over and we see this jeep take off, 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:35.760 and I just like leath the weapon did like Mel Gibson, 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.400 I got in the and I am just sprinting down 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:42.680 the street and I was like forty pounds, like zoo. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.360 And I rushed down and I catch this guy like 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.960 he's in traffic, and I go, you hit that woman. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.839 You turn around right now, turn around, turn around. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:52.520 He goes, well, I got to turn around, and go 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.280 I'll do it right now. And I stood in the 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:56.760 middle of the road. It is like a main drag 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.440 in Toronto, like like here in New York. Right, I 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.480 go, go ahead, turn around, turn around. The light turns green. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.960 He floors it, so I take off after him again. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:06.720 One of my other roommates is trying to catch up 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:07.880 and he's like he was like fat. 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:11.520 He's like, I can't do it. I'm going up. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.279 And I get up to him to the next light, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.400 and I wasn't gonna do the same thing. So I 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.680 ran inside to a bank. I go, that guy hit 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.560 a car, give me your phone, and I called the 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.240 cops and I wrote down the license plate and I 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.320 said which direction is that? They're like north, I go 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.240 what street? And then whatever, So I gave all the 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.520 information of the cops. I go, this red jeep hit 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:34.480 this woe and then that I ran back and an 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.880 ambulance was putting her into the into the thing. That 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:39.920 that was like the one time I like, wow, you're 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:43.120 really right into action. But I I hope they caught 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.760 the guy. Yeah, that was That was really my only 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:50.320 like heroic But you see a woman get plowed by 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:51.440 a jeep but you're getting. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.160 Yeah, you're gonna run after and write down the letters 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:54.480 of a license plate like a real hero. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.040 That's what you're gonna do. You're not gonna go and 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.840 you're not gonna try to open the door or whatever. No, 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.360 I'm not gonna assault hire do that. No, you like, 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.200 I'll write a stern letter. I will write a stern 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.160 letter to the DM vehicles. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.200 I I had the only time I had to spring 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:10.880 in that bad was I told you about the I 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:12.640 told you about the rundown. I had it Ross for 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:16.600 Less no back, and I was working in l A. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.440 I was working at north Strom, Okay, and I used 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:20.840 to park at Ross for lees because you can park 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.400 for free there and they used to charge your five 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.160 bucks to park in the mall parking lot at the 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.160 growth growth. Yeah yeah, so I used to like just 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:27.239 park at Ross for less. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.520 So I'm going to look for a park It's about 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:34.360 a Ross for Less and a guy Russ. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:46.320 Well Ross, you know, plus I eat at McDonald's. But so, yeah, 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:46.920 I'm at Ross. 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:48.960 Okay, So I was at Ross. Does it say for 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.720 less underneath it? I think it does Ross for Less, 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.960 but you should just say Ross. Yeah, okay, So I'm 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.320 at Ross. Guys, what you want? You missed the next 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:04.120 to did it? Did the TJ Max? Okay? Yeah? All 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:05.200 one shopping center? 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:10.440 So I'm at Ross And as as I'm going to 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.960 uh find a parking spot, a guy there's a in 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.280 front of me. There's like an old school like civic 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.520 with the passenger door open, and it's just slow rolling. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.679 And then a guy comes flying out with a fists 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.520 arms full of goods and dives in the car. 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.360 It slams and takes off out of the parking on 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:28.200 song go what the hell's does? 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:32.600 And as I'm slowly driving, a security guard stops in 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.720 front of my car and goes stop, and then another 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:39.400 one opens my my passenger door, jumps in and goes 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.880 follow that car, and the other guy jumps in the 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:45.000 back of security office security not cops, no security officer, 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.720 and I go okay, and we start chasing this chasing 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:50.800 the civic and we're through the streets LA, right, but 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:53.360 they don't know it's me because they don't know I'm 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:54.800 an unmarked vehicle, so they. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:56.520 Don't know that the guy's got in my car. Whatever. 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.040 So the guy lays my seat back. The security guard 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.160 who's sitting shot the sea bag goes, Okay. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:05.520 What we're gonna do, and he goes, I'm going to 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:07.760 I have this. 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.040 Uh he has one of a box cutter. He goes 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.440 the next light we get to, I'm gonna jump out. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:14.480 I'm gonna slash his tires. Jesus like this sounds like 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.280 a plan, right, yeah, And so as they're going, he's 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.000 talking in the one guys from one guy's in the back, 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:21.840 and the guy goes, you know, he's like, he's like 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:23.679 in pursuit, and he reads the license plate out too, 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.280 He's like in pursuit, you know, in pursuit, uh, you know, 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.600 white Honda Civic r x V four two two. And 0:09:29.640 --> 0:09:31.640 then oh, he's calling it in and the guy in 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:36.280 the back goes copy. He's not swear to God over 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.240 the walking talking like what. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:40.320 The So I was like, all right, this is gonna 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:41.280 be fantastic. What happened. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.559 So the light turns red. The guy pops out of 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.000 my car and he runs up next one. He starts 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:48.040 trying to slash the guy's tires and the guy sees this, 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.840 uh the the the purp sure and he guns it, 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:52.720 runs the light whatever. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.520 So the guy comes running back. His pants will fall 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:56.160 and he was a bigger dude, right. He comes in, 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:57.880 he's like oh, and he's like all right. I was like, 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.600 I said, I'm not gonna run the light and chase 0:09:59.640 --> 0:09:59.920 this guy. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:00.120 Now. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.520 Yeah, like he thinks you know, so I said, oh, man, 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:04.400 I go, I think this one got away from us. 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.760 And the guy looks from us, he goes, yeah, I 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.480 include myself. He goes yeah, could you just drop us 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:10.720 back off at the Ross far Less? 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:13.040 He said, Ross for Less. By the way, you dropping 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:13.439 the back off. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.760 I ended up just in silence driving these two defeated 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:17.920 guys back there. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:29.640 That's how I sprung an action. I was with my 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.199 son recently at Lids. 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:36.800 Iph Lids Lids for More. 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:38.000 They're expensive. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:42.160 I love lidds and we are inside and my son's like, oh, 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:42.720 can I get this hat? 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.679 Dad? I go, yeah, of course, yeah. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.280 So we walk over to the register and we're waiting 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:50.120 to pay. We're next to line, and this guy comes 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:55.360 in and he's rapping like really loud, like obnoxiously loud, 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:58.480 like a spectacles, a spectacle, Yeah, and just goes over 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:04.280 and takes four hats and just walks out, and like 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.720 because he was making spectacle, everybody stops. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.280 We're like, what's going on here? Like, and the dude 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:09.960 just walked it. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:12.720 So we're waiting to pay, and then the guy just 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.160 walked out, just took the four hats he wants, and 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:19.720 then I'm like looking and I'm like and the guy's like, okay, next, 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.800 and I was like no, Like I'm not gonna no, 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:23.600 I put it back. 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.280 But I was like, why would. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.640 I pay when you're just letting people like I was 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:31.800 just the principal, and I understand, like they're the employees 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:35.080 are told not to go and pursue or whatever, but 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:36.760 still it was just like I was just sitting there, like. 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:37.679 It's a weird experience for you. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:39.839 Why am I going to pay my harder money, Yes, 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.360 my harder money for this overpriced cap? 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.560 Yeah, very overpriced. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.960 Yeah, hats were like twenty five dollars pre pandemic, and 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:49.600 now they're all thirty eight dollars. You can't get a 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.800 hat at Lid's cheaper than thirty eight dollars. Really, that's 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:54.920 a normal Like it has tough for you too, because 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:56.400 you wear a lot of hats. I love hats. 0:11:57.840 --> 0:11:58.040 Caps. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.839 You're a director, you're a producer, you're a comedian, your father, 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:02.640 your lover, you're a fighter. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:08.920 There's a lot of for you. Jeep chaser international, you're. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:12.880 An athlete, you're an international man of mystery and international. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:14.600 Did you have to call seven to one in Canada? 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:17.520 How does that work? Is then one the number? I don't. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:20.120 I asked the woman at the bank to whatever, receptionist whatever, 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:21.840 and they were probably all sorts of like polite, like 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:28.360 what you see the score the leaves game. So that 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:29.679 was I think those are the only two. 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.480 There was one time my brother my father would take 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:35.040 my brother and I to the Clarion River. We get 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.040 these light preservers and we just float down the river. 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.000 And my brother is three years younger than me. It 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.040 was fun, though, just floating down the river. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.960 That sounds as lazy parenting your parents like put this, 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:46.400 we'll see that. 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:49.800 Flow with us. It was I loved that. I thought 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.199 it was cool, my brother. But you hear you hear 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.000 yourself like this is a funny sentence. Yes, yes, but 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:55.800 he is foot. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:59.640 His foot got caught in a rock, and my father 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.720 and I are floating and you just hear get and 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.520 we turn around and there's like this little wave of 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.840 like water over his head and he's popping up and 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.840 he's trying to catch his breath. And my dad turns 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:16.520 around and he starts trying to swim up swim upstream salmon, 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.840 and I'm like, I'm seeing it. I'm like, oh my god, 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:22.600 So my dad's trying to swim, and I am I'm 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.200 probably ten years old at the time. I got to 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:28.719 the side of the bank and I just ran up 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:30.480 the side of the bank running. 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.640 You look to Tea two and then I I'm like 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:33.480 the Asian tea too. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.760 And then I then I got to where he was 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.240 and I jumped in and I kind of like started 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:42.760 swimming towards him and got underwater and dislodged his uh, 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:47.200 his foot and saved my brother's life. And knowing what 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:49.160 I know now, I should have fucking let him drive 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:52.200 A hundred percent. I would not I would never have 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.000 a gray hair on my head. My forehead would be 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:58.839 so much smaller. I lost so much hair, and the 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.440 night's over, my over my little brother. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:00.920 Yeah. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.400 I love how you and I asked you about your 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:05.720 story of heroisms acts of heroism on two cool moms. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.240 The first one you were, that's a full blow hero 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.920 saved your brothers, like the other one you were like, 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:13.480 I ran and made a phone call in Canada, I. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.360 Mean a n one in Canada. Yeah, or I don't 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:18.400 underwater and saved a human's life. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.080 W Yeah, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. He knows it happened, 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.320 but he would never be like, oh, yeah, my. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.200 Brother saved my life. Yeah, we wouldn't do it. Wouldn't 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:30.800 do it never. Yeah, foot stuck under a rock. That 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:35.000 seems very movie like. Yeah, it would seem very little convenience. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:37.800 Yeah right, but his foot did because because every now 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.600 and then you hit these little pockets and you can 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.120 kind of like moon walk or whatever. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.720 But he just, uh, just because your feet would touch 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:47.080 a certain points and then. But but this is what happens, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.720 you know. This is why I don't let my kids 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.120 float in a river. Guys. 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:52.680 So this is just all your parents know home. They're 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.960 just throwing kids and remember, let him float. Let this 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.680 be less Let this be the lesson. My dad's a 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:02.240 horrible fom. Okay, but that's we're not talking about dad. 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:04.360 Now, talk about Too Cool Moms, talking about mom. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.520 Thank you so much for submitting your dilemmas here at 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.480 at two Cool Mom's Pod, either on Instagram or at 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:13.400 too Cool Mom's Pod at gmail dot com. 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:15.000 Email on them in. We love you. Thanks for the 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.400 love and support. We appreciate you all. And let's get 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.080 to it. Let's solve some props. Joe, here we go. 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:22.560 You're a man of many towns many I know you 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:23.680 said I wear many hats. 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:25.360 You you know. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:29.080 Obviously we're in different tax brackets. You're you're more clairvoyant 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:31.440 than I am. People have always said this about you, 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.160 and I think this question in particular is directed towards us, 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:36.600 is coming to us from Valerie. 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:39.800 Yeah, you know what I need advice on, so please 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:47.440 help me. That's it. That's it. You know what I 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:51.160 need some help on flea, So please help me. Right, No, 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:52.760 I know what needs help with. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:54.960 All Right, Well, I'm gonna shoo you stight because most 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.400 of you friends won't tell you tell you this. It's 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:02.560 because your breastings. Okay, so get out there, brush the choppers, 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:04.480 and everything will be much better. We have more friends, 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:06.520 You'll be able to interact more socially. You get that 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:09.480 job promotion. All all be roses. Just you gotta get 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:10.560 up in there with the colgates. 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.560 And it's not as easy as brushing. You're gonna fluss. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:14.840 Yeah, gotta get in there, get underneath, because the rotting 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:16.200 food is really what makes the stank. 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:17.240 And you got some caught and. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:20.480 Some you have some pockets from some capital pockets. Gotta 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:20.960 be careful. 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:24.280 I wear these damn and visil lines and it's the 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.280 bane of my existence, right you do? Oh? 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah? Because this tooth Wait, this this tooth 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:35.160 is fake? How long you been wearing it? Uh? Maybe? 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.520 Well I had I had uh these other ones for 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:39.640 like two years. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:43.520 No, and it didn't work. That isn't true. I've never 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:46.280 seen you pop your teeth out. Oh yeah, I know, 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:47.600 but I eat with you a lot. You don't have 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:48.000 to do it now. 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:48.280 No. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.480 I was washed my hands and then I got I 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:52.000 pop them out. When did you pop them out? We 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:53.680 just had lunch. When did you where'd you put them? Remember? 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.160 When I went to go I wrap you in and 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:57.200 then I put them in pocket. 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:59.000 I told use, you should do in a quick peeps, 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:03.400 but you're doing a quick pot. But I wear these 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.159 what was my points? I wear these damn it visilies. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:08.720 So they shift your teeth like every week you can 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:13.040 feel them kind of shifting or whatever. And and and 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:14.879 what I realized is like all of a sudden, these 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.480 gaps are created in the because always. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.640 And you have little foods stuck in there. How you 0:17:19.720 --> 0:17:23.800 get get a pumper nickel back? Then, oh painful sesame seed. 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:26.320 But there's something so satisfying when you when you make 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:26.640 a pull. 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.400 Yeah, it's like when you do the cue tip, you're 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.240 like yellow, like, yeah, I got it all. 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:33.760 When you get a good booger, yeah right, like we 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:35.600 get a good like you got a hog crust older, No, 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:37.320 like a crusty like you feel all crusted up. And 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:38.600 then you get up in there and it's like bink 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.439 and you're good and you do it right on right 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:42.120 in the airplane. 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:46.600 Binks do that sometimes. You know, it's easy for me 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:48.200