Speaker 1: There was the problem, we're taking money and we're back.
Speaker 2: Well where were we really?
Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, it's Joe Gadder from Two Cool Moms. I'm
Speaker 1: here with my friend.
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the set of Two Cool Months, I was
Speaker 3: just wishing I was here, and you're just Joe.
Speaker 2: So we're here. It's so good to see you. Hey, guys, look,
Speaker 2: we're all here, and you're here. You're here here, Steve.
Speaker 1: Bird too, Cool Moms. Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Guys. We are in the thick of it. We really are.
Speaker 2: There has been.
Speaker 1: So many dilemmas being thrown our way, and we've been
Speaker 1: solving problems, a tsunami of them, if you will.
Speaker 2: It's like Moses parting there. We're right in the thick.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: We're holding it down as Gandolf, you shall not pass
Speaker 1: in these problems. And then we're all the surf boards
Speaker 1: in the tsunami of life. And that's what I've always said.
Speaker 3: Oh, you've always been consistent in that. In that regard
Speaker 3: is one thing I've never not said that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I've ever not said that. We've
Speaker 1: been surfboards in the tsunami of life. Oh, Stephen, you
Speaker 1: if we were just speaking of this in my home
Speaker 1: about if you're if it came down to it and
Speaker 1: you had to like protect your family or deal with
Speaker 1: not protect, like as if somebody's coming to hurt them,
Speaker 1: or like, okay, uh, there was you know, an earthquake
Speaker 1: or a disaster or something. You'd have to be in
Speaker 1: charge and do this. How much would your significant other
Speaker 1: trust that you knew what you were doing and or follow.
Speaker 2: You someone's doing maybe one or two most likely me.
Speaker 1: Would you just say, Jess, get us out of this
Speaker 1: and just hold on. I'll carry the kids.
Speaker 3: The opposite, Yeah, I mean Jess would be the one
Speaker 3: and be like, Okay, this is what we're doing, and
Speaker 3: I'm okay, guys, just just.
Speaker 2: Listen to the mom.
Speaker 3: We're prepared for this, and I'll carry I'll be a
Speaker 3: row I'm the donkey, I'll hold stuff and you all
Speaker 3: get out.
Speaker 2: I would just be dropping dogs in a backpack. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'd have to be opening it with like
Speaker 2: all these pops you have. Yeah, and in the sanctuary
Speaker 2: we got like like thirty Yeah, Jess Jess is the
Speaker 2: uh she does everything.
Speaker 1: Did you when you were younger, did anything happen in
Speaker 1: your house that there was like a scare or anything
Speaker 1: like that, or anything like that when you were younger
Speaker 1: that you remember your your parents had to jump into action.
Speaker 2: I only had one thing that remind we.
Speaker 1: Thought we thought there was gunfire, but it ended up
Speaker 1: being uh, some uh rap scallions throwing U excuse me.
Speaker 2: What? And I searched for that word you told me
Speaker 2: looking for it? Is that a real word? Rap scallion? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's like a rabble rouser, right, a rap scallion, like
Speaker 2: a little little bit rap scallion. Though I thought it
Speaker 2: was something else. Have you tried the rap scallions? Uh?
Speaker 1: Today's specials rap sky and look it up?
Speaker 4: Is a.
Speaker 2: Wow? That is it rap rip raps scallion? Would it be? So?
Speaker 1: So there's there's this gang of raps scallions and uh
Speaker 1: they we had remember those old screen doors that were
Speaker 1: half ten on the bottom and the top of the screen.
Speaker 2: So they threw some rocks at.
Speaker 1: The door and they hit the door ding ding, think,
Speaker 1: and we didn't know what the hell was And my
Speaker 1: dad runs the doors and sees these kids running.
Speaker 2: And my dad was big scary gentleman.
Speaker 1: He was like six foot three, right. So he runs
Speaker 1: out and he runs to the gate and says, he says,
Speaker 1: well I get you know, get out of here.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 1: And my brother in law, who was dating my sister
Speaker 1: at the time, Vinnie Big vin Is, comes running out
Speaker 1: behind my father to like protect the house. And I
Speaker 1: was right with them, ran out and my dad just looks.
Speaker 1: Vinnie opens the door and he goes get him, and
Speaker 1: Vinny just starts.
Speaker 2: Right and he's a big guy. Yeah, and they took off.
Speaker 2: They took off.
Speaker 1: He caught one, did yeah, and he dragged them back
Speaker 1: to the house and we realized it with these he
Speaker 1: realized was like these little kids. So we just like
Speaker 1: run them in, and you know, my dad just called
Speaker 1: the police to He said the cops, that would you
Speaker 1: want to just scare them so they know I'm not
Speaker 1: the message place.
Speaker 2: So as the cops, the kid was like mouthing off
Speaker 2: to Vinnie. He's like, he assaulted me. You know, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna You're gonna go to a prison.
Speaker 1: And Vinnie, who was just started dating my started dating
Speaker 1: my sister at the time, goes, you think it, I'm
Speaker 1: scared I'll go back like that, but he just said it.
Speaker 2: I had my sister call.
Speaker 1: I was like, my mother looked at Call and call
Speaker 1: what like like you're just saying it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh, that was the only thing I remember.
Speaker 1: At my house, we were like, oh, oh something you know,
Speaker 1: springing into action.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3: I don't know anything at our home that we sprang
Speaker 3: into action over. But I remember I was on. Everybody
Speaker 3: else in college was going to Florida or Texas for
Speaker 3: spring break, and me and my two roommates we went
Speaker 3: to Canada. We're like, let's just go the opposite. Let's
Speaker 3: still where nobody's going. Yeah, We're like, let's go to Toronto.
Speaker 3: So we went to Toronto. We had a blast.
Speaker 2: It was, it was. It was a total good time.
Speaker 3: But remember one day we were walking along this main
Speaker 3: drag and you just hear this yelp like this this
Speaker 3: high pit like that, and we all turned and looked
Speaker 3: and and this woman got drilled by a car like
Speaker 3: she got chucked up in the air. I saw food flying.
Speaker 3: She must have been getting her lunch. Whatever food's flying.
Speaker 2: She hits the ground.
Speaker 3: We like run over and we see this jeep take off,
Speaker 3: and I just like leath the weapon did like Mel Gibson,
Speaker 3: I got in the and I am just sprinting down
Speaker 3: the street and I was like forty pounds, like zoo.
Speaker 3: And I rushed down and I catch this guy like
Speaker 3: he's in traffic, and I go, you hit that woman.
Speaker 2: You turn around right now, turn around, turn around.
Speaker 3: He goes, well, I got to turn around, and go
Speaker 3: I'll do it right now. And I stood in the
Speaker 3: middle of the road. It is like a main drag
Speaker 3: in Toronto, like like here in New York. Right, I
Speaker 3: go, go ahead, turn around, turn around. The light turns green.
Speaker 3: He floors it, so I take off after him again.
Speaker 3: One of my other roommates is trying to catch up
Speaker 3: and he's like he was like fat.
Speaker 2: He's like, I can't do it. I'm going up.
Speaker 3: And I get up to him to the next light,
Speaker 3: and I wasn't gonna do the same thing. So I
Speaker 3: ran inside to a bank. I go, that guy hit
Speaker 3: a car, give me your phone, and I called the
Speaker 3: cops and I wrote down the license plate and I
Speaker 3: said which direction is that? They're like north, I go
Speaker 3: what street? And then whatever, So I gave all the
Speaker 3: information of the cops. I go, this red jeep hit
Speaker 3: this woe and then that I ran back and an
Speaker 3: ambulance was putting her into the into the thing. That
Speaker 3: that was like the one time I like, wow, you're
Speaker 3: really right into action. But I I hope they caught
Speaker 3: the guy. Yeah, that was That was really my only
Speaker 3: like heroic But you see a woman get plowed by
Speaker 3: a jeep but you're getting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna run after and write down the letters
Speaker 1: of a license plate like a real hero.
Speaker 2: That's what you're gonna do. You're not gonna go and
Speaker 2: you're not gonna try to open the door or whatever. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna assault hire do that. No, you like,
Speaker 2: I'll write a stern letter. I will write a stern
Speaker 2: letter to the DM vehicles.
Speaker 1: I I had the only time I had to spring
Speaker 1: in that bad was I told you about the I
Speaker 1: told you about the rundown. I had it Ross for
Speaker 1: Less no back, and I was working in l A.
Speaker 1: I was working at north Strom, Okay, and I used
Speaker 1: to park at Ross for lees because you can park
Speaker 1: for free there and they used to charge your five
Speaker 1: bucks to park in the mall parking lot at the
Speaker 1: growth growth. Yeah yeah, so I used to like just
Speaker 1: park at Ross for less.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to look for a park It's about
Speaker 2: a Ross for Less and a guy Russ.
Speaker 3: Well Ross, you know, plus I eat at McDonald's. But so, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm at Ross.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I was at Ross. Does it say for
Speaker 2: less underneath it? I think it does Ross for Less,
Speaker 2: but you should just say Ross. Yeah, okay, So I'm
Speaker 2: at Ross. Guys, what you want? You missed the next
Speaker 2: to did it? Did the TJ Max? Okay? Yeah? All
Speaker 2: one shopping center?
Speaker 1: So I'm at Ross And as as I'm going to
Speaker 1: uh find a parking spot, a guy there's a in
Speaker 1: front of me. There's like an old school like civic
Speaker 1: with the passenger door open, and it's just slow rolling.
Speaker 1: And then a guy comes flying out with a fists
Speaker 1: arms full of goods and dives in the car.
Speaker 2: It slams and takes off out of the parking on
Speaker 2: song go what the hell's does?
Speaker 1: And as I'm slowly driving, a security guard stops in
Speaker 1: front of my car and goes stop, and then another
Speaker 1: one opens my my passenger door, jumps in and goes
Speaker 1: follow that car, and the other guy jumps in the
Speaker 1: back of security office security not cops, no security officer,
Speaker 1: and I go okay, and we start chasing this chasing
Speaker 1: the civic and we're through the streets LA, right, but
Speaker 1: they don't know it's me because they don't know I'm
Speaker 1: an unmarked vehicle, so they.
Speaker 2: Don't know that the guy's got in my car. Whatever.
Speaker 1: So the guy lays my seat back. The security guard
Speaker 1: who's sitting shot the sea bag goes, Okay.
Speaker 2: What we're gonna do, and he goes, I'm going to
Speaker 2: I have this.
Speaker 1: Uh he has one of a box cutter. He goes
Speaker 1: the next light we get to, I'm gonna jump out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slash his tires. Jesus like this sounds like
Speaker 1: a plan, right, yeah, And so as they're going, he's
Speaker 1: talking in the one guys from one guy's in the back,
Speaker 1: and the guy goes, you know, he's like, he's like
Speaker 1: in pursuit, and he reads the license plate out too,
Speaker 1: He's like in pursuit, you know, in pursuit, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: white Honda Civic r x V four two two. And
Speaker 1: then oh, he's calling it in and the guy in
Speaker 1: the back goes copy. He's not swear to God over
Speaker 1: the walking talking like what.
Speaker 2: The So I was like, all right, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be fantastic. What happened.
Speaker 1: So the light turns red. The guy pops out of
Speaker 1: my car and he runs up next one. He starts
Speaker 1: trying to slash the guy's tires and the guy sees this,
Speaker 1: uh the the the purp sure and he guns it,
Speaker 1: runs the light whatever.
Speaker 2: So the guy comes running back. His pants will fall
Speaker 2: and he was a bigger dude, right. He comes in,
Speaker 2: he's like oh, and he's like all right. I was like,
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not gonna run the light and chase
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he thinks you know, so I said, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I go, I think this one got away from us.
Speaker 1: And the guy looks from us, he goes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: include myself. He goes yeah, could you just drop us
Speaker 1: back off at the Ross far Less?
Speaker 2: He said, Ross for Less. By the way, you dropping
Speaker 2: the back off.
Speaker 1: I ended up just in silence driving these two defeated
Speaker 1: guys back there.
Speaker 2: That's how I sprung an action. I was with my
Speaker 2: son recently at Lids.
Speaker 3: Iph Lids Lids for More.
Speaker 2: They're expensive.
Speaker 3: I love lidds and we are inside and my son's like, oh,
Speaker 3: can I get this hat?
Speaker 2: Dad? I go, yeah, of course, yeah.
Speaker 3: So we walk over to the register and we're waiting
Speaker 3: to pay. We're next to line, and this guy comes
Speaker 3: in and he's rapping like really loud, like obnoxiously loud,
Speaker 3: like a spectacles, a spectacle, Yeah, and just goes over
Speaker 3: and takes four hats and just walks out, and like
Speaker 3: because he was making spectacle, everybody stops.
Speaker 2: We're like, what's going on here? Like, and the dude
Speaker 2: just walked it.
Speaker 3: So we're waiting to pay, and then the guy just
Speaker 3: walked out, just took the four hats he wants, and
Speaker 3: then I'm like looking and I'm like and the guy's like, okay, next,
Speaker 3: and I was like no, Like I'm not gonna no,
Speaker 3: I put it back.
Speaker 2: But I was like, why would.
Speaker 3: I pay when you're just letting people like I was
Speaker 3: just the principal, and I understand, like they're the employees
Speaker 3: are told not to go and pursue or whatever, but
Speaker 3: still it was just like I was just sitting there, like.
Speaker 2: It's a weird experience for you.
Speaker 1: Why am I going to pay my harder money, Yes,
Speaker 1: my harder money for this overpriced cap?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very overpriced.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hats were like twenty five dollars pre pandemic, and
Speaker 3: now they're all thirty eight dollars. You can't get a
Speaker 3: hat at Lid's cheaper than thirty eight dollars. Really, that's
Speaker 3: a normal Like it has tough for you too, because
Speaker 3: you wear a lot of hats. I love hats.
Speaker 2: Caps.
Speaker 1: You're a director, you're a producer, you're a comedian, your father,
Speaker 1: your lover, you're a fighter.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of for you. Jeep chaser international, you're.
Speaker 1: An athlete, you're an international man of mystery and international.
Speaker 2: Did you have to call seven to one in Canada?
Speaker 2: How does that work? Is then one the number? I don't.
Speaker 2: I asked the woman at the bank to whatever, receptionist whatever,
Speaker 2: and they were probably all sorts of like polite, like
Speaker 2: what you see the score the leaves game. So that
Speaker 2: was I think those are the only two.
Speaker 3: There was one time my brother my father would take
Speaker 3: my brother and I to the Clarion River. We get
Speaker 3: these light preservers and we just float down the river.
Speaker 3: And my brother is three years younger than me. It
Speaker 3: was fun, though, just floating down the river.
Speaker 1: That sounds as lazy parenting your parents like put this,
Speaker 1: we'll see that.
Speaker 2: Flow with us. It was I loved that. I thought
Speaker 2: it was cool, my brother. But you hear you hear
Speaker 2: yourself like this is a funny sentence. Yes, yes, but
Speaker 2: he is foot.
Speaker 3: His foot got caught in a rock, and my father
Speaker 3: and I are floating and you just hear get and
Speaker 3: we turn around and there's like this little wave of
Speaker 3: like water over his head and he's popping up and
Speaker 3: he's trying to catch his breath. And my dad turns
Speaker 3: around and he starts trying to swim up swim upstream salmon,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'm seeing it. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: So my dad's trying to swim, and I am I'm
Speaker 3: probably ten years old at the time. I got to
Speaker 3: the side of the bank and I just ran up
Speaker 3: the side of the bank running.
Speaker 2: You look to Tea two and then I I'm like
Speaker 2: the Asian tea too.
Speaker 3: And then I then I got to where he was
Speaker 3: and I jumped in and I kind of like started
Speaker 3: swimming towards him and got underwater and dislodged his uh,
Speaker 3: his foot and saved my brother's life. And knowing what
Speaker 3: I know now, I should have fucking let him drive
Speaker 3: A hundred percent. I would not I would never have
Speaker 3: a gray hair on my head. My forehead would be
Speaker 3: so much smaller. I lost so much hair, and the
Speaker 3: night's over, my over my little brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love how you and I asked you about your
Speaker 1: story of heroisms acts of heroism on two cool moms.
Speaker 1: The first one you were, that's a full blow hero
Speaker 1: saved your brothers, like the other one you were like,
Speaker 1: I ran and made a phone call in Canada, I.
Speaker 2: Mean a n one in Canada. Yeah, or I don't
Speaker 2: underwater and saved a human's life.
Speaker 3: W Yeah, he wouldn't. He wouldn't. He knows it happened,
Speaker 3: but he would never be like, oh, yeah, my.
Speaker 2: Brother saved my life. Yeah, we wouldn't do it. Wouldn't
Speaker 2: do it never. Yeah, foot stuck under a rock. That
Speaker 2: seems very movie like. Yeah, it would seem very little convenience.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, but his foot did because because every now
Speaker 3: and then you hit these little pockets and you can
Speaker 3: kind of like moon walk or whatever.
Speaker 2: But he just, uh, just because your feet would touch
Speaker 2: a certain points and then. But but this is what happens,
Speaker 2: you know. This is why I don't let my kids
Speaker 2: float in a river. Guys.
Speaker 5: So this is just all your parents know home. They're
Speaker 5: just throwing kids and remember, let him float. Let this
Speaker 5: be less Let this be the lesson. My dad's a
Speaker 5: horrible fom. Okay, but that's we're not talking about dad.
Speaker 2: Now, talk about Too Cool Moms, talking about mom.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for submitting your dilemmas here at
Speaker 1: at two Cool Mom's Pod, either on Instagram or at
Speaker 1: too Cool Mom's Pod at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: Email on them in. We love you. Thanks for the
Speaker 2: love and support. We appreciate you all. And let's get
Speaker 2: to it. Let's solve some props. Joe, here we go.
Speaker 3: You're a man of many towns many I know you
Speaker 3: said I wear many hats.
Speaker 2: You you know.
Speaker 3: Obviously we're in different tax brackets. You're you're more clairvoyant
Speaker 3: than I am. People have always said this about you,
Speaker 3: and I think this question in particular is directed towards us,
Speaker 3: is coming to us from Valerie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I need advice on, so please
Speaker 2: help me. That's it. That's it. You know what I
Speaker 2: need some help on flea, So please help me. Right, No,
Speaker 2: I know what needs help with.
Speaker 1: All Right, Well, I'm gonna shoo you stight because most
Speaker 1: of you friends won't tell you tell you this. It's
Speaker 1: because your breastings. Okay, so get out there, brush the choppers,
Speaker 1: and everything will be much better. We have more friends,
Speaker 1: You'll be able to interact more socially. You get that
Speaker 1: job promotion. All all be roses. Just you gotta get
Speaker 1: up in there with the colgates.
Speaker 2: And it's not as easy as brushing. You're gonna fluss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotta get in there, get underneath, because the rotting
Speaker 1: food is really what makes the stank.
Speaker 2: And you got some caught and.
Speaker 1: Some you have some pockets from some capital pockets. Gotta
Speaker 1: be careful.
Speaker 3: I wear these damn and visil lines and it's the
Speaker 3: bane of my existence, right you do? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah? Because this tooth Wait, this this tooth
Speaker 2: is fake? How long you been wearing it? Uh? Maybe?
Speaker 3: Well I had I had uh these other ones for
Speaker 3: like two years.
Speaker 2: No, and it didn't work. That isn't true. I've never
Speaker 2: seen you pop your teeth out. Oh yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but I eat with you a lot. You don't have
Speaker 2: to do it now.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I was washed my hands and then I got I
Speaker 2: pop them out. When did you pop them out? We
Speaker 2: just had lunch. When did you where'd you put them? Remember?
Speaker 2: When I went to go I wrap you in and
Speaker 2: then I put them in pocket.
Speaker 6: I told use, you should do in a quick peeps,
Speaker 6: but you're doing a quick pot. But I wear these
Speaker 6: what was my points? I wear these damn it visilies.
Speaker 6: So they shift your teeth like every week you can
Speaker 6: feel them kind of shifting or whatever. And and and
Speaker 6: what I realized is like all of a sudden, these
Speaker 6: gaps are created in the because always.
Speaker 2: And you have little foods stuck in there. How you
Speaker 2: get get a pumper nickel back? Then, oh painful sesame seed.
Speaker 2: But there's something so satisfying when you when you make
Speaker 2: a pull.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when you do the cue tip, you're
Speaker 3: like yellow, like, yeah, I got it all.
Speaker 1: When you get a good booger, yeah right, like we
Speaker 1: get a good like you got a hog crust older, No,
Speaker 1: like a crusty like you feel all crusted up. And
Speaker 1: then you get up in there and it's like bink
Speaker 1: and you're good and you do it right on right
Speaker 1: in the airplane.
Speaker 2: Binks do that sometimes. You know, it's easy for me
Speaker 2: to pick you a nice roll. I could. I'm the
Speaker 2: only guy I know.
Speaker 1: Like he use his whole fist when he picks his
Speaker 1: nose excuse me, use my old huge nose.
Speaker 2: Like I feel something just like the camel Joe. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. Yeah, I love a good floss fluses to well.
Speaker 2: I have a water pick too.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, I was literally gonna say
Speaker 1: that the thing that I bought and not used the
Speaker 1: most of my life is I've bought and not used
Speaker 1: a water pick, full blown, unpackaged.
Speaker 2: Not putting on the site, and not used four to
Speaker 2: five times in my life. It's the best feeling I know.
Speaker 2: People love it. I put warm water in it. Oh
Speaker 2: because it's warm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like it's like a treat. It's like
Speaker 1: a jacuzzi in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Put warm water in.
Speaker 3: It's like hold it and then just blast away. You
Speaker 3: feel it all and then you just like you open
Speaker 3: your mouth like you last that warm.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a lot of like food in there.
Speaker 1: You get some warm blasting in the morning to start
Speaker 1: your day.
Speaker 2: It's great. Did you know a nice warm blasting? Did you? Uh?
Speaker 2: Who put you onto the water pick? The missus or
Speaker 2: the dentist.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what I needed? It is when
Speaker 3: I I broke my jaw.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: So from that long ago, from that long ago. Really
Speaker 3: when I broke my jaw. My my jaw is wired shut,
Speaker 3: and oh that's how you have to do it. So
Speaker 3: I would I would have these milkshakes and I would
Speaker 3: throw cookies in there, so I get all these bits
Speaker 3: of cookie in there and I.
Speaker 2: Just water pick it all out. Oh my gosh. And
Speaker 2: so ever since then, I or all the boys to
Speaker 2: the god.
Speaker 1: Your cookie dought mouth bore all the boys of the
Speaker 1: odd did you You're not supposed to cookies in the
Speaker 1: double because you're supposed to chew.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you're saying, like crumble, Yeah, it would.
Speaker 3: All get yeah, oreo chips, holy, all of it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I would do sprinkled cupcakes. Oh really, buy me downtown
Speaker 3: La when when it happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my good.
Speaker 3: I get fresh bake cookies right downstairs at Ralph's six
Speaker 3: and Hope is where I lived.
Speaker 2: It was great, fantastic. Yeah, that's not.
Speaker 1: A milkshake though. Everycomes like a fat smoothie. That's like
Speaker 1: my it's my version of a smoothie. People like I'll
Speaker 1: take a kale and spinach. I'll be like, I'll take
Speaker 1: a cupcake and chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2: Though, thank you. It was the best.
Speaker 3: When you when you break your dawn, you can't eat,
Speaker 3: you don't You don't realize, like as a normal human being,
Speaker 3: how much advertising there is about like food. So when
Speaker 3: you can't eat, you're constantly seeing like Golden Corral, Wing Buffet,
Speaker 3: Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's, McDonald's, BK and you're just like,
Speaker 3: oh god, I do anything for any of this stuff.
Speaker 3: So I just dump everything I could in those uh,
Speaker 3: in those smokeshakes.
Speaker 2: How much did you lose when you did that? You
Speaker 2: had to have big weights.
Speaker 3: I was down to one sixty five American sorry American.
Speaker 2: Pounds or what are we talking?
Speaker 3: Definitely pounds? Yeah, wow, I got gaunt. I looked like
Speaker 3: Christian Bale on the Machine. Did it was like it
Speaker 3: was bad? Yeah yeah, because.
Speaker 1: It looked like Burt Kreischer in the Machine.
Speaker 2: Wow, that was a good one because he's a bigger
Speaker 2: bad than that. I think we've got our social clip. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My line was they were recast in the movie Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: I could have been na Yeah, okay, well val you know,
Speaker 2: oh Joe knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hey, listen, take your time, figure it out,
Speaker 1: get advice from people you trust, that's it.
Speaker 3: It's coming to us from Alexa, Ola Ola to my
Speaker 3: favorite mama Sidas. I'm not Spanish, but I just thought
Speaker 3: it was fun. Anyways, I have two questions. First, if
Speaker 3: you both separately won the lottery, what would you do
Speaker 3: with it? Second, what's one tangible thing you cannot go
Speaker 3: one day without? Thank you, mommies for making my days
Speaker 3: better with your voices. The next time you're both in Vegas,
Speaker 3: my husband and I would love to take you both
Speaker 3: out to Delilah at the Wind By the way, that's
Speaker 3: an awesome spot. It's literally like quality bstro but with
Speaker 3: like a night life.
Speaker 2: We're going out now.
Speaker 3: Thank you for that offer, Alexa. So if we both
Speaker 3: won the lottery, what would you do with What would
Speaker 3: you do with your winnings? And what's the one tangible
Speaker 3: thing you couldn't go one day without?
Speaker 1: I'd like to play the the lottery game, like everybody says,
Speaker 1: all same stuff, right, I would do a pay off
Speaker 1: the house, all those things, right. I would like to
Speaker 1: think what would be the one thing, like crazy thing
Speaker 1: that you would do with you'd get Yeah, because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do all that stuff, right, How are you gonna
Speaker 1: treat yourself.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm gonna do. I gonna at stuff.
Speaker 1: I gonna give money to people that care about pay
Speaker 1: off the house, you know, bills by cars. I think
Speaker 1: the one thing I would probably do with with it,
Speaker 1: let's let's say obnoxious amount of on it. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: say you one two hundred million dollars, take on two
Speaker 1: hundred million.
Speaker 2: I probably would build my own robot. I'd get a
Speaker 2: robot built, and I want a robot in my house.
Speaker 3: You would build like fucking Rocky for I would get
Speaker 3: a robot, yeah, poly yeah, like I think I would
Speaker 3: get a robot.
Speaker 2: What the robot look like? Like a robot? Or like the AI? No no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, like a robot. I wanted to be. I
Speaker 2: want people to know what the dealing with when they
Speaker 2: come in the door.
Speaker 3: Like a Japanese fifties wind up toy robot.
Speaker 1: Somewhere in between, somewhere in between those two. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: more like yeah, probably more like that. Yeah, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do like an AI cool like robot. No no, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want that human.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I want to feel I want to be kitchy like
Speaker 1: it's see always got a robot? What's going to do
Speaker 1: though whatever I wanted to really because like a program it,
Speaker 1: but I would think like I would make it really
Speaker 1: excited about I would. I would like it probably to
Speaker 1: bring my my midnight snacks, like I would have it
Speaker 1: to come cut in my bedroom.
Speaker 2: Because technology, that's it. She could just sit on a
Speaker 2: couch and have some not the couch in bed, my bane.
Speaker 1: My existence right now in my life is that I
Speaker 1: sleep with eight dogs in my room.
Speaker 2: Okay, So when I want.
Speaker 1: To get up, when Papa Bear is getting his rumble
Speaker 1: rumbles in his tummy, he's at ten thirty five pm,
Speaker 1: Bessie's already out cold. I want to get something to eat.
Speaker 1: I got to go downstairs and get my own snack
Speaker 1: when I come back up. If everybody go nuts, everybody
Speaker 1: has to resettle. It takes weight, does it? Wait, Bessie up?
Speaker 1: The dog's not really no, No, she's pretty sleep prettymuch.
Speaker 1: Sure they don't go super crazy, but it's enough that
Speaker 1: the resettle. They're only I'm eating, so they're all like
Speaker 1: trying to sit on me. So what I like to
Speaker 1: do is I would love I had a robot who
Speaker 1: would just come up stres and bring my ten thirty
Speaker 1: five pm stack.
Speaker 2: That's the that's that's how you reward. I think that'd
Speaker 2: be like my that'd be my weird thing. I would
Speaker 2: spend some winnings on. Yeah, fuck that that's lame. Okay,
Speaker 2: what's yours? You ready? Go ahead?
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I buy the Batmobile? Okay, I absolutely
Speaker 3: buy the Batmobile? And I would go were.
Speaker 2: You driving it everywhere in the mellow one hundred percent?
Speaker 3: And and actually it might be a coin flip between
Speaker 3: the DeLorean or Batmobile.
Speaker 1: Deloorian's type tough for you, a lot of in and
Speaker 1: out lo what yah got a careful got a canfl
Speaker 1: with that Batmobile?
Speaker 2: Batmobile's cool? That is Laurien.
Speaker 1: I think as far if you're doing, if you're doing
Speaker 1: like straight up kee chi like like the Batmobile is
Speaker 1: like a state.
Speaker 3: I'm going sixties of course. No, you gotta go open top,
Speaker 3: you know with the with the red globe. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: you got the fucking defence of the caution thing falling.
Speaker 3: That's the one you How coolt I mean that's the
Speaker 3: first car for sure, coolest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I feel like somebody owns that that
Speaker 2: won the lottery? Who owns that car? Now? The the
Speaker 2: you know who own TV.
Speaker 3: One you've done them owns owns the eighty nine Batmobile?
Speaker 1: No, no, I mean the one from like the TV series.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know where that is. I wonder
Speaker 1: who owns that. Somebody has to.
Speaker 2: I think somebody fired you. I would have said, Duke's
Speaker 2: a hazard. But you get canceled it.
Speaker 1: You drive that probably because as a huge Confederate confusion car.
Speaker 2: That was pretty cool car. Well you still well.
Speaker 1: The thing was it had a very slide worthy roof,
Speaker 1: trunk roof like not roof.
Speaker 2: What's the word on the hood? Yeah, the hood was
Speaker 2: very slide worthy. Yeah, I love that. Do you ever
Speaker 2: try to slide across the hood?
Speaker 1: I did my first true story, true story dent did
Speaker 1: my mother's called my father, Hey, my father, maybe pay
Speaker 1: for it. I ran and I was like trying to
Speaker 1: be cool and I wanted to try to slide one
Speaker 1: thing I could conquer right in on my mom's white Saturn,
Speaker 1: big ass ass print. My dad was like, okay, well
Speaker 1: you're paying for that, and then I had to go
Speaker 1: get it done. It was like three hundred dollars and
Speaker 1: I had to get my I had to get it done.
Speaker 2: I'm a sucker.
Speaker 3: For any movie where it's a comedy and somebody slides
Speaker 3: across and falls, I will always laugh the best.
Speaker 4: It's a gentleman named Rick Champagne who bought the car
Speaker 4: for four point two million dollars in the lottery. No,
Speaker 4: he's an Arizona based logistics company owner. So if you
Speaker 4: got a logistical problem, people call Rick, and he bought
Speaker 4: the car for four point two million dollars. Is the
Speaker 4: original Batmobile the Adam Westman.
Speaker 2: That's so great. You think he's right driving around at
Speaker 2: full point two. I bet he isn't, but if I was,
Speaker 2: I would. If you got the money to spend on
Speaker 2: the bad anywhere, well he probably puts it on gives
Speaker 2: it on loan to some things too.
Speaker 1: But you know that's a lot of people don't realize
Speaker 1: that it's an investment because you get you got all
Speaker 1: back from places that have events, like if they're doing
Speaker 1: a Batmo Batman's one hundredth anniversary or whatever, they'll call
Speaker 1: you up and be like, hey, name your prices. Batmobile's
Speaker 1: got to be here, and then people lease them back
Speaker 1: for like these big events.
Speaker 4: Car shows will pay to.
Speaker 2: Have it yeap. When I when I when we had
Speaker 2: Sullivan's Son.
Speaker 3: We we could you could do anything on the warn
Speaker 3: a lot, right, and they have the Warner Museum. So
Speaker 3: it was the Christian Bale movies were coming out. Dark
Speaker 3: Knight Rises and they had this big event where they
Speaker 3: had all the Batmobiles on display and.
Speaker 2: It was so cool to see the Keaton.
Speaker 3: One, Yeah, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Uh, then the Tumbler,
Speaker 3: the tumbling like it was all there was so cool.
Speaker 3: And they had the uh, the bike, the bat Bike
Speaker 3: from Dark Knight, Dark Knight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they's cool, fucking They're so cool looking. That is
Speaker 2: to be able to could you imagine, like that's your job.
Speaker 2: You had to design that.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, oh, you're the prop You're the prop
Speaker 1: master for the ship movie, Like god make that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have fun. Even the new the New Batman they
Speaker 2: had like a muscle car version. Did you see the
Speaker 2: new one yep yep with Riddler? Yeah, yeah, so awesome.
Speaker 2: I definitely buy the Bat Movie. So that was a
Speaker 2: good purchase. Yeah, that's good. Four point two mil.
Speaker 1: You could buy multiple ones of that one two hundred,
Speaker 1: you could buy both. Probably you could buy the Loreen
Speaker 1: and that.
Speaker 3: I wonder how much it would be to custom make
Speaker 3: your own batmobile.
Speaker 2: I've better be cheaper, probably cheap. Yeah, maybe to do
Speaker 2: a replica.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean the replica you're paying for the
Speaker 1: kish Yeah yeah, oh at all.
Speaker 2: It's like that's the real one, you know what I mean? Right,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I just I'd make a replica. That's what
Speaker 2: I do. The second, what's one tangible thing you could
Speaker 2: not go one day without? But I mean stay away.
Speaker 1: From the basics like phones, comput or stuff like that, right,
Speaker 1: think about be a little bit more fun with it.
Speaker 1: One tangible thing, I would say my three pm coffee.
Speaker 1: I gotta have my three pm coffee. Really, my midday
Speaker 1: coffee is defines my day for sure.
Speaker 2: I need it. So your three.
Speaker 3: Pm coffee is like my lunch. Yeah, exactly, Like I
Speaker 3: cannot wait for that. Yeah yeah, yeah, I have to.
Speaker 1: I have to have a three pig And it also
Speaker 1: it just feels like you know what, you know what
Speaker 1: I might I might even say, jiggy a casino coffee.
Speaker 1: I will say for me when I'm gambling, I love
Speaker 1: if I have a cup of coffee in my hand.
Speaker 1: I'm having so much more fun and I actually feel
Speaker 1: luckier if that makes any sense.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: But I just like feel like it's more of a
Speaker 1: thing if I got my casino coffee. Like if I'm
Speaker 1: ends up like losing some money at the at a crap,
Speaker 1: Jiggy's bad with me, a crap. Say, if I end
Speaker 1: up losing some money, I'll be like, oh, I don't
Speaker 1: even have a coffee. And then I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: might be you know, but then I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this was one expensive cup of coffee. But like I think,
Speaker 1: I think a cup of coffee is a tangible thing.
Speaker 1: I can't go out with that. Coffee is a big
Speaker 1: part of my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you have one in the morning. I have
Speaker 2: three cups a day. That's not healthy for you, right,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know much about colleeans, do
Speaker 2: you ask? Yeah, I love the smell of coffee. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: That's why you smell my breath all the time, he says,
Speaker 1: Joe breathing my breathing my face.
Speaker 2: Would you have the hazelnut? I would say a book,
Speaker 2: I have to have a book, you do, or a documentary.
Speaker 2: I would say it's a big part of your life. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I'm not my love docs, but I yeah, I love
Speaker 2: every time I fly. I have to have a book. Well,
Speaker 2: both of us. I don't know how our life would
Speaker 2: be good without movies. Oh, dude, movies are the greatest.
Speaker 1: I don't ah man. I might replace coffee with a movie, really,
Speaker 1: I might. My movies are such a huge part of
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 3: See everybody watches streaming. You gotta see the show, you
Speaker 3: gotta see. I'm like, I'll just watch a movie movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just watched The Killing by Stanley Kubrick. Uh, this
Speaker 3: great kind of like heist film. Yeah, I've never even
Speaker 3: heard of it, and so I was watching this documentary
Speaker 3: about it on Stanley Kubrick, and I was like, The Killing. Wow,
Speaker 3: I got to see that, and remember the Police Chief
Speaker 3: and Godfather the Pacino Shoots. Yeah, he's the lead in it,
Speaker 3: and he's young and handsome. Wow, this guy's like charismatic.
Speaker 2: Did you make the connection or you knew that before?
Speaker 2: I knew it. As soon as I watched it, I
Speaker 2: was like, holy shit, he's from the Godfather.
Speaker 3: And I looked on my Apple TV because you go
Speaker 3: out of look and you see the other movie I love.
Speaker 3: I checked that out and he was he was in it,
Speaker 3: and he was the lead, and it's one of those
Speaker 3: endings where it's just like, wow, don't tell people.
Speaker 2: I won't tell you. But it's very like Ocean's eleven
Speaker 2: really where it kind of hits you like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So it's called The Killing. I've never seen that, I
Speaker 2: should say The.
Speaker 3: Killing great film, black and white and just again like Kubrick,
Speaker 3: the way he shoots things, it just aesthetically they look
Speaker 3: unlike any other film.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about him. Would you say, so,
Speaker 2: now you have to go Booker movie? Which one? Which
Speaker 2: is your tangible between Booker movie?
Speaker 3: I'd say I absolutely say movie, because I probably watch
Speaker 3: one a night or doc a knight when home home
Speaker 3: and when I'm on the road, I definitely watch, oh
Speaker 3: for sure a dock room movie after the show's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's just doing watching a movie with you watching
Speaker 1: half of them falling asleep?
Speaker 2: Are you not watching it in the bedroom? She doesn't.
Speaker 2: We film in the bedroom. We don't watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, like olda documentary the guys getting mind out,
Speaker 1: the other making a documentary about being married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she doesn't.
Speaker 3: She works so hard all day that when it's like
Speaker 3: eight thirty, she's like good night.
Speaker 2: I'm like, really, you can't watch anything. She's like, I would,
Speaker 2: but I'm exhausted. Bessie is all dogged out. Same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, I'll be up till two or three
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 2: What time? Just get up in the morning. She's she's
Speaker 2: a morning press and I'm not. Bessie's a five thirty
Speaker 2: five with the dogs. Get up a six six yeah,
Speaker 2: five thirty six, yeah, which is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know.
Speaker 1: But I'm also been. I'm also and you are too.
Speaker 1: But I think those of our lifestyles, we're night owls.
Speaker 1: I mean we're getting we're getting on stage at nine pm,
Speaker 1: you know, eight pm, nine pm. Hmm, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would wonder. I mean, all a lot of movies
Speaker 1: come out of books, but not a lot of not
Speaker 1: a lot of books come out of movies. There's not
Speaker 1: a movie first and somebody writes a book about it.
Speaker 1: Does that ever happened?
Speaker 2: No? Right, that's not a thing, right, a movie to book,
Speaker 2: book to movie happens. No.
Speaker 4: I actually think that's a very nineteen eighties thing, Like
Speaker 4: you saw a lot of those like Indiana Jones movies
Speaker 4: would come out and then they would write the novelization
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how Star Wars came out? No, Star Wars was
Speaker 2: books too. No, but they would go, oh, you're right,
Speaker 2: it went back to book.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm an asshole. I'm a complete stupid answer
Speaker 1: the next question, I agreed with you, but I think
Speaker 1: there were both assholes.
Speaker 3: All right, this is coming us from Annetta. How do
Speaker 3: I help a friend get over a relationship? The man
Speaker 3: she fell in love with had a previous marriage and
Speaker 3: a child, chose drugs and alcohol, lost that relationship. He
Speaker 3: would call my friends since they were friends, and get
Speaker 3: a woman's perspective and advice.
Speaker 2: That's how he got her hooked, lo and behold.
Speaker 3: They started dating and had a kid. The minute he
Speaker 3: found out she was pregnant. Here you go, this is
Speaker 3: not funny. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: The minute he found out she was pregnant, he kicked
Speaker 2: her out. So it's just so factional. It's still not funny,
Speaker 2: but it's like, oh my god, that's fucking upful something
Speaker 2: A short story.
Speaker 3: Then he found out she was pregnant, He kicked her
Speaker 3: out and she had to move back in with her mom.
Speaker 3: He's cheated on her, spend all his money on drugs
Speaker 3: and alcohol, threw away his relationship with her and their kid.
Speaker 2: She's still in love with him and wants to help him.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do or say anymore.
Speaker 3: I think I need too cool moms help you guys
Speaker 3: are older and wiser and maybe can help me out.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Wow, that's a that's a whole morsel of
Speaker 2: situation going on there. You can only do so much.
Speaker 2: That's the that's the responsibility.
Speaker 1: Mamma, Steve you you nailed. You nailed the hammer on
Speaker 1: the head there. He really hadn't head shocked it, Mama say, mama, Mama,
Speaker 1: Mama says, you're right. I mean, there is literally only
Speaker 1: so much you could do because at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, it's not your life, not your problem.
Speaker 2: Like I know, wanting to be there for your friends.
Speaker 1: I've had seen many friends make many bad choices and
Speaker 1: have had to help them to the best of my ability.
Speaker 2: But there's at the end of the day, there's only
Speaker 2: so much you could do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could be supportive, you can be there for
Speaker 3: your friend, but you know she ultimately is going to
Speaker 3: make these decisions. And I think it's it's that that
Speaker 3: person is in a difficult situation because not only did
Speaker 3: she get like dumped and kicked out of the hell,
Speaker 3: she has a kid with the guy, so I think
Speaker 3: I think anybody would. And he's not yarning for it too,
Speaker 3: but he's not right.
Speaker 1: He's probably not helping to pay or anything like that too,
Speaker 1: so she's probably addicted.
Speaker 2: He's an addict.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, I've had friends in my life
Speaker 1: where situations have gotten too big for me to handle,
Speaker 1: and the only way that I knew how to handle
Speaker 1: them was remove myself from the situation. I had friends
Speaker 1: who fell in the you know, mid late nineties, early
Speaker 1: two thousands, fell in the drugs, and I wasn't a
Speaker 1: drink taker, but we'd all go out together and have
Speaker 1: a good time. And it got to a point where
Speaker 1: I was the only one that was sober, and it
Speaker 1: started affecting my night and I wasn't having fun. I
Speaker 1: didn't feel right about any of it, and I was
Speaker 1: like I had I remember sitting them all down talking
Speaker 1: to them. It was literally all of them and me,
Speaker 1: and I was the only one not doing anything. I
Speaker 1: was like, guys, this isn't fun for me anymore. So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do this anymore. I said,
Speaker 1: you know, I wish you guys all the best, but
Speaker 1: this is not my kind of thing. I love to
Speaker 1: hang out with you, like, you know, when we're not
Speaker 1: going out and stuff, but I can't go out anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I remember that talk.
Speaker 1: Right after that talk, one of my friends said, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I just won't do anything anymore. Then right in that moment,
Speaker 1: I said really and he he said yeah. He goes like,
Speaker 1: be losing you or losing this is like, no.
Speaker 2: Way, I did beat you. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: so that was cool.
Speaker 1: So maybe it might be a situation where you can
Speaker 1: be like, hey, like I've done all I can.
Speaker 2: It's affecting me now. It's hurting me watching you hurt sure.
Speaker 1: I you know, I'm just gonna wish you the best
Speaker 1: and hopefully you'll be okay. And it might take something
Speaker 1: like that for her to realize, wow, I need to
Speaker 1: really think about this in a different way of like
Speaker 1: the people that love me and support me, you know,
Speaker 1: are telling me and I'm just it might make their
Speaker 1: ears open in a different way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hope. So obviously when there's a child involved,
Speaker 2: you hope for the best for the kid. But yeah,
Speaker 2: well that's a tough one. That's a tough one.
Speaker 1: That's a big one. That's what we handle here two
Speaker 1: cool moms. It's not all bread and butter. It's not
Speaker 1: all what's your favorite tangible thing or what movie do
Speaker 1: you like? Sometimes we get into that. We put us
Speaker 1: sleeves up the weeds. Yeah, they call it the weeds
Speaker 1: of life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would.
Speaker 1: I would you've done if you feel like you've done
Speaker 1: as much as you could with this friend, but there
Speaker 1: also might be more that you can do. Think about
Speaker 1: what you can do, think about honestly, take a look
Speaker 1: in the mirror and be like, have I done everything
Speaker 1: I can to help this person?
Speaker 2: And realize what they could do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you feel like it, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: they're like you said, there's only so much you can do,
Speaker 1: and if you feel like you've done everything you can,
Speaker 1: you just have to exist in this reality for your friend.
Speaker 2: Sure, I can't believe he kicked her out when she
Speaker 2: was pregnant.
Speaker 1: I mean, that is that's a hard, lower, low life move,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: But hey, we don't have all the information. It's like
Speaker 2: something you joke about, right, you don't really It's like
Speaker 2: you wrote that story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh the poor girl.
Speaker 2: I hope whomever she is sending love her way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the good news is it sounds like she's
Speaker 3: got a great friend.
Speaker 2: That is what we call the silver lining. You know,
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 3: Pretty cool, pretty cool way it's coming to us from Julian. Hey, guys,
Speaker 3: I have a question for both of you. So right now,
Speaker 3: I'm a junior in high school and I'm getting kind.
Speaker 2: Of upset at myself.
Speaker 3: In my pe class, I'm always one of the last
Speaker 3: people picked to be on someone's team, and I understand
Speaker 3: why because I have terrible hand eye coordination at sports.
Speaker 3: But I feel like most people in my class could
Speaker 3: be talking bad about me behind my back because I suck.
Speaker 3: I was born with spastic cerebral palsy, where my leg
Speaker 3: muscles are really tight, so it's harder for me to
Speaker 3: keep up when it comes to moving fast or anything.
Speaker 3: No one knows though, because it's mild, so I look
Speaker 3: completely normal. And I don't want to tell everyone I'm
Speaker 3: unathletic just because I'm disabled, because to me, it seems
Speaker 3: like an excuse or I or like I want attention.
Speaker 3: I just want to ask you, guys, if I should
Speaker 3: be telling people about my disability or if I should
Speaker 3: just do something else. I hope this wasn't too much
Speaker 3: to read and isn't a Debbie Downer kind of question.
Speaker 3: Thanks Julian, that's a that's a thank.
Speaker 2: You Julian for writting in. I appreciate great. This is
Speaker 2: a good question. Uh, my first thing? Do I tell
Speaker 2: people about my disability? Okay?
Speaker 1: So the first thing that you have to in my
Speaker 1: opinion too, is accept your full self, like this is
Speaker 1: part of you.
Speaker 2: You're not.
Speaker 1: It's it's It's different than keeping like a secret. It's
Speaker 1: kind of more like this is a part of you
Speaker 1: and it actually impacts part of your life.
Speaker 2: So people aren't going to see as an excuse. I
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 1: I think that people will just be more under it,
Speaker 1: which I hope and I because I hope you're the
Speaker 1: best humanity. But I think people would understand that, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the result of something, because I know, if
Speaker 1: I flip and reverse it, if I miss Elliott this
Speaker 1: shit and I'm looking at it from the flip side,
Speaker 1: on the other side of the mirror, saying who's the
Speaker 1: fairest of them all, I would say it's Julian, because
Speaker 1: the thing for me is if I knew that he
Speaker 1: that was the reason I would feel like shit if
Speaker 1: I was making and I'm not saying that it's making
Speaker 1: fun of him, but I would feel like shit, and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't make fun of him, right, So, and he
Speaker 1: doesn't one hundred percent know that they are making fun
Speaker 1: of him, but he feels like it. So but I
Speaker 1: would just say, I think you need to embrace that
Speaker 1: part of your personality and part of that's part of
Speaker 1: who you are, that's what you're dealing with, that's your reality.
Speaker 1: So embrace it and live your life as that person,
Speaker 1: not trying to put up a front that you are
Speaker 1: something you're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I really respect the fact that Julian.
Speaker 3: Hasn't made himself a victim and like in this day
Speaker 3: and age, we're just like, oh, I have a slight
Speaker 3: and here's why you should you know, find solace or
Speaker 3: you know, give me more likes or whatever the case
Speaker 3: might be. I really respect the fact that Julian has
Speaker 3: kind of kept this to himself.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I always just go back to that template of the
Speaker 3: Rudyard Kipling poem. If and it's talking about you know,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter what people say, is it's just about
Speaker 3: your own truth. The whole poem is just keeping your
Speaker 3: own truth. It doesn't matter people lie about you, does it.
Speaker 3: You don't get too high in your horse all these things.
Speaker 3: I think it's one of those things where it's like
Speaker 3: going back to what you're saying, Yeah, you know who
Speaker 3: you are, Embrace yourself, appreciate who you are, and those
Speaker 3: hiccups make you who you are at the end of
Speaker 3: the day, and it shapes your outlook on life, how
Speaker 3: you interact with people. I guarantee Julian's a hell of
Speaker 3: a lot more sympathetic sure to anybody with a slight
Speaker 3: than nine times out of ten people, you know. So
Speaker 3: I think, just live your own truth, go through it,
Speaker 3: just go okay they don't understand. But it's also like
Speaker 3: I don't need to brag about it. I just keep
Speaker 3: to myself it is what it is. There's plenty of
Speaker 3: things I'm not good at. Yeah, sure, but my wife
Speaker 3: will tell you, you know, it's you know, where to begin.
Speaker 2: Where to end?
Speaker 1: Really, I would think, I, you know, it's This also
Speaker 1: brings up another weird point where people who say it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what like other people say what other people
Speaker 1: are saying. But in this in this part, it's affecting
Speaker 1: his reality in a way, because it's kind of like
Speaker 1: when somebody says something to you and they don't understand
Speaker 1: the whole truth, and you have the whole truth right,
Speaker 1: and you kind of just want to be like stupid, Right,
Speaker 1: this is why, you know what I mean? So I
Speaker 1: feel like that's he's dealing with that because it makes
Speaker 1: it even harder if you understand why and people don't
Speaker 1: understand why and people are.
Speaker 2: Saying things right.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I just think I just go back
Speaker 1: to that is who you are, you know, so be
Speaker 1: your true self.
Speaker 3: But I'll also tell you this, he's got another year
Speaker 3: and a half of it, So think of it that.
Speaker 2: Think of it that way.
Speaker 3: You got one more year to plow through your junior now,
Speaker 3: then you'll be a senior. You never have to deal
Speaker 3: with this shit again, and ten fifteen years from now
Speaker 3: it'll be a blip on the radar. And again it
Speaker 3: just shapes your character and who you are and defines
Speaker 3: you as a person. And I think anytime you have,
Speaker 3: you know, any hiccup or anything, it just or.
Speaker 2: The hiccups in general, or the hiccups in general.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it really makes you a more empathetic
Speaker 3: and sympathetic person as you forge forward in your own life.
Speaker 3: So as much as it may seem like a handicap,
Speaker 3: it's actually a strength. I think as you go forward
Speaker 3: and you're interacting with people and meeting people, especially as
Speaker 3: you go off to college for sure, the workplace or whatever.
Speaker 3: So I think you got a bright future ahead of you. Julian,
Speaker 3: And I think the fact that you've kept this kind
Speaker 3: of to yourself, it's almost like having a superpower.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's pretty cool. Yeah, so we love you, Julian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Julian and just I'll never played basketball. Ye, yeah,
Speaker 3: you suck, especially if it's for like money, like what
Speaker 3: men can't jump? Like sure, fuck no, you're not my kingbody.
Speaker 3: You know you're a nice guy. But by the way,
Speaker 3: i'd be right next to you because basketball is the
Speaker 3: worst sport for me.
Speaker 2: I'm horrible. Really, is the only one I'm actually not
Speaker 2: I'm not good at it, so I would get picked
Speaker 2: less than that.
Speaker 1: Hockey is the number one for you if you have
Speaker 1: to play, hockey is my number one. Mine's tied between
Speaker 1: bowling and volleyball. Those aren't sports that says the man
Speaker 1: who can't play.
Speaker 2: Neither. Should we do what? One more? One more? This
Speaker 2: is Jiggy telling me this. It's forty five minutes. Hes
Speaker 2: like this, he goes, there's not even one five and
Speaker 2: there he goes like that. It's like, what is this?
Speaker 2: Like this are you doing?
Speaker 1: Are you practicing mining? We should get maybe a light
Speaker 1: or something. We should make this, we should make this
Speaker 1: spot like this is I go, there you go.
Speaker 2: That works. That's the way to do it, all right?
Speaker 2: Last one? Well we got we gotta talk for one more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Emma, not a question, but random idea I sent
Speaker 3: to Steve Wiley go. I rarely check dm s, so
Speaker 3: sorry about this. Am I funny idea for our two
Speaker 3: Cool Moms episode.
Speaker 2: If we think it would be fun, stopped onto this one.
Speaker 2: Do a different one. This is a real good one.
Speaker 2: It's gonna take us a while. Okay, we'll do that
Speaker 2: one tomorrow. Okay, let me do a trying to find
Speaker 2: a short one and pick it up clean for us too.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're they're pretty serious after this. Do you
Speaker 2: want a serious one?
Speaker 1: It could be serious. If it's gonna be the ens,
Speaker 1: it could be shorter. That other one's like playing a game. Okay,
Speaker 1: do a clean all right. I think you're saying we
Speaker 1: have time for one more.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is coming to us from I can't get James.
Speaker 3: I have a weird one in a million situation. I
Speaker 3: was on a bachelor party trip to Charleston, Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 3: The groom and other groomsmen were being assholes to me
Speaker 3: and we were there for four days and the last
Speaker 3: evening I had enough of it and walked off from
Speaker 3: the group. I told them I'm heading to this bar
Speaker 3: nearby and didn't want to talk to them. They kept
Speaker 3: on trying to talk to me, but I just would
Speaker 3: stay silent. A couple days later, text, I text them
Speaker 3: and I'm like ready to talk now. In two days,
Speaker 3: they decided they couldn't trust me and kick.
Speaker 2: Me out of the wedding.
Speaker 3: I told them, well, then you're gonna just have to
Speaker 3: pay for this six hundred dollars suit I just got.
Speaker 3: They told me no at the time, but then I
Speaker 3: sent a letter acting like I talked to a lawyer.
Speaker 3: After that they were willing to talk and paid me.
Speaker 3: It's been almost two months since the wedding. Should I
Speaker 3: cut my losses and try and not try to mend things,
Speaker 3: or how do I go about mending things. I've always
Speaker 3: been closer to the bride than the groom. Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That is nothing.
Speaker 1: So they kick him out of the He he's not
Speaker 1: having a good what's going on at the bachelor party
Speaker 1: that he doesn't like it? Maybe it's getting a little
Speaker 1: too crazy. It's not for him and not his speed.
Speaker 2: The groom and the other grooms when we're being assholes
Speaker 2: to me, we're therefore to him. So he's getting picked on.
Speaker 1: He didn't like the way he's being treated. So you
Speaker 1: have the writer moviees off in that situation. Fine, but
Speaker 1: he's closer to the bride. Yeah, so maybe they felt
Speaker 1: obligated to bring him. So that's that's the first part. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: how much do you miss the bride? Great, because it
Speaker 1: all ends with the almost telling sentence at the end
Speaker 1: there is I'm more close with the bride anyway. Okay,
Speaker 1: so how much do you miss having the bride in
Speaker 1: your life as a friend?
Speaker 2: Right? So then dude, cut your losses. Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: just get out of that situation. For me, there's no mending,
Speaker 2: there's no need for that.
Speaker 3: She's married, she's gonna be over time. She's going to
Speaker 3: spend more time with her husband, and just you know
Speaker 3: that's going to be a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can check in with their center of text
Speaker 3: every now. Hi, Kathie, how are your husband?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And just who cares the suit? Take it? Who cares?
Speaker 1: He got the money for it? But you know what,
Speaker 1: here's something for you. I'm just gonna go there. This
Speaker 1: this guy pretends to be a lawyer to get a
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars. That's such a kind of person he is.
Speaker 1: It's a letter, he says.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he's just a liar. Yeah, well to suit.
Speaker 2: I mean that's good. You got your money back. But
Speaker 2: I think you know you got your money back, you.
Speaker 3: Keep your It's not like you're It's not like you
Speaker 3: only were going to wear that suit to just one wedding.
Speaker 2: It's not like the Grammys. For sure, You're gonna wear
Speaker 2: that suit forever. Yeah. No, I think I think I agree.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's anything to mend here, my friend.
Speaker 2: I think you move on. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I said, you know, you know, you check out what
Speaker 1: they say, you know, the because the bride knows the
Speaker 1: whole situation. I'm sure, you know, yeah, he will used
Speaker 1: to be in the wedding, now he's not. She had
Speaker 1: to get the scoop skinny dupe from the friend here
Speaker 1: from the from the boyfriend turned fiance turned husband.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you turn about face and don't even go
Speaker 3: to the wedding, yeah, it's like it's over.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you already. Yeah, you've already decided there's
Speaker 2: no mending. Yeah, I think maybe here.
Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing that I'm worried about is like,
Speaker 1: did he what made him say this? Does he not
Speaker 1: want to look like a jerk? Does he genuinely missed
Speaker 1: his friendship?
Speaker 2: You know? What's the motivator behind this all? Why do
Speaker 2: you want to get back into it? For me?
Speaker 1: At this point, I would just like keep going, move on.
Speaker 1: I think we're an agreeance. Yeah, the too cool moms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's uh, that's what we call some pretty cool
Speaker 3: advice from two cool moms.
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