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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Friday

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Speaker 1: John Witherspoon August seventh through the ninth. Tickets are available

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Speaker 1: at Parlor Live dot com or called four two five,

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Speaker 1: two eight nine seven thousand. Hello, Hey, I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Dustin. This is he Hey Dustin. The name's Dick Connor.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing. I'm your wife's fertility doctor. Oh?

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Speaker 1: Y good? How's it hanging good? Did Heather tell you

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Speaker 1: I might be calling? Yeah? She mentioned she mentioned something

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Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, because she was in here earlier in

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Speaker 1: the week. And whoa, buddy, I gotta tell you her

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Speaker 1: check up blew me away? Wow? Okay? Is that good? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Your wife is definitely fertile. I mean I could, I

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Speaker 1: could wink at her right now, probably get her pregnant

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Speaker 1: three times, you know. Yeah, yeah, dude, you might want

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Speaker 1: to watch her. You might want to watch her around

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Speaker 1: a strong breeze, you know what I mean. That's how

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Speaker 1: fertile she is. Okay, Yeah, she's got more eggs than

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Speaker 1: your grocer's freezer. She is good to go. Okay, is

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Speaker 1: it is that professional? I'm sorry, sir, that was that comment?

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Speaker 1: Really professional? What do you mean more eggs than my

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Speaker 1: grocer's freezer. Is that is that professional? Is what I'm asking? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to let you know your wife is

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Speaker 1: very fertile. Yeah, I got that. You know you don't

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Speaker 1: have to you don't have to play jokes on it.

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Speaker 1: I got it. I try to talk to people like

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Speaker 1: a normal everyday dude and not like I'm I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to think of me like I'm a doctor.

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Speaker 1: You know my doctor to be a dude, and I

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Speaker 1: want my doctor to be a damned doctor. Listen, you

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Speaker 1: might find him a different kind of doctor. I do

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Speaker 1: things a little unconventionally. Most of my patients like it

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Speaker 1: a lot. You're gonna be about it, that's up to you. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's just get back to me. What did you just say?

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Speaker 1: I said? If it makes you uncomfortable, I can just

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Speaker 1: be a regular, boring, everyday doctor. What was your name

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Speaker 1: is getting doctor Connor? Doctor Dick Connor. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: put you up, buddy. So anyway, your wife, like I

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Speaker 1: was saying, she's got eggs for days? What the you're

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Speaker 1: not listening towards that I said? Did you not hear

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Speaker 1: what I just said? Oh? I get it. I'm meeting

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Speaker 1: my wife. We're never coming to see you. We're not

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Speaker 1: seeing you anymore. Dustin. I get it. I get it.

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Speaker 1: You're nervous about coming in here. Don't be nervous. I'm

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Speaker 1: not nervous about coming in there. I'd like to come

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Speaker 1: in there to see a doctor, not some jokester. The

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Speaker 1: most unprofessional doctor I've ever spoken to. Why are you

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Speaker 1: sweating this man? It's not like I'm gonna Eiffel Tower

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Speaker 1: you or anything. You know. Yeah, It's like, come on,

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Speaker 1: it's not like I'm gonna rusty trombone. Yeah yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can rusty trump bone. You are not a doctor. Never

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Speaker 1: coming in your office. Somebody's never coming to your office.

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Speaker 1: You've had experience with the rusty trombone before I take it,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna take that rusty trombone. You shoved up. That's

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Speaker 1: you laughing. Your poor to jail said, I'm gonna find you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a cop to put some cups on you, Dustin, Dustin,

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Speaker 1: this is Jebil who Jubil from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. It's a jil. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your wife feather set you up. Oh my god, how

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Speaker 1: am going to be? Killer? She got a killer? She

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Speaker 1: emailed me and said, you were nervous about talking to

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Speaker 1: a fertility doctor. So holy. She also wanted me to

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Speaker 1: tell you that she's pregnant. You just took five years

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Speaker 1: off my life. I hope you know that. I am.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe she did that. Did you hear what

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Speaker 1: I said? What did you say? I said? She also

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Speaker 1: wanted me to tell you that she's pregnant. Congrats, serious, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: shut up, hundred percent serious, man, She wanted to tell

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Speaker 1: you she's pregnant in the phone tap. That would be

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Speaker 1: a father. Yes, she wanted me to tell you through

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Speaker 1: a phone tap. Oh my god, looks like your little

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Speaker 1: pencil does have some letting it after all? Would work?

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Speaker 1: My god, my friend, week of every morning with U

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Speaker 1: whole phone taps weekday mornings on the twenty call out

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Speaker 1: to win three hundred bucks one eighty six six moving

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