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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.

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Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.

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Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a

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Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.

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Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by

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Speaker 1: Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I

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Speaker 1: have friends.

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Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.

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Speaker 1: He's back bad. Larry is back in Jersey. Yeah, Larry, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: We're definitely bad. Let me try that again, all the

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Speaker 1: way bad. Larry's back in Jersey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey, congrats Larry.

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Speaker 4: I'm sitting at the table at Rays.

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Speaker 1: Okay, weird.

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Speaker 4: I totally I totally forgot about it. But that's fine.

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Speaker 4: I got my picks. I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Don't even I should hang up. You forgot about doing this?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I didn't even think it was Thursday. Man, You

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Speaker 4: think I know what day it is? Dan?

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Speaker 1: You got back Monday?

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Speaker 4: I know? And I got a baby shower on Sunday.

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Speaker 4: I've been going crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're going crazy for a baby shower, Larry.

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Speaker 4: Dan, if you saw my punch list, I have to

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Speaker 4: do today.

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Speaker 1: I'd like you to punch you.

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Speaker 4: And don't think I don't have a two o'clock box

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Speaker 4: you tournament, of.

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Speaker 1: Course, of course. Yeah, and you're ten there drinking Budweiser. Man,

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Speaker 1: you really got a punch list there, Larry.

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Speaker 4: I gotta get it done before too.

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Speaker 3: Also, Larry, you, what shade would you say your skin

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Speaker 3: is at the moment?

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Speaker 1: Because you are, you gotta get it.

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Speaker 4: I know I'm gonna do it in Milford whenever you

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Speaker 4: got no things have changed.

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Speaker 3: We want it done before the baby shower Jersey Special. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: for the Jersey baby shower.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Sunday, so that it's not gonna happen it's Thursday.

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Speaker 1: Put it on your checklist, your punch list.

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Speaker 4: I have my boy Metcalf's son, Pete Metcalf's wedding on Saturday.

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Speaker 4: I got to rehearsal.

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Speaker 1: Perfect Friday morning. Sometime.

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Speaker 4: We'll see about that.

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Speaker 3: Wow, all right, Larry, Well, you guys wanted me.

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Speaker 4: I thought you guys wanted me to do it. I

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Speaker 4: would have done it in Europe.

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Speaker 3: We wanted you guys wanted me to do it in Milford.

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Speaker 5: Is there a Is there a place in Milford that

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Speaker 5: that is trashy enough though that it competes with New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: No, we we.

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Speaker 3: Could find a place, but it's there. They're rarer.

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Speaker 1: But but he doesn't come up here anymore. Exactly. I

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Speaker 1: was going to stop in, but MB wouldn't let me. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: That's literally verbatim what he said for all right, big day.

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Speaker 4: Ray, she knows I, she knows I owe the spray can.

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Speaker 4: So you know that just might be a solo drive

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Speaker 4: up for the day.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, she's gonna benefit as well. And you have

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Speaker 1: that spray tan Larry.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Ray, there's a beach bum tanning and secret Larry

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Speaker 3: that does I can make you. Uh, I can make

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Speaker 3: any appointment today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't do it today Friday morning. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 4: not doing it before the shafer Ord Larry.

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Speaker 3: This is our decision. This is not your decision.

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Speaker 4: No. No, I was willing to do it in Europe,

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Speaker 4: but you guys didn't want that. You made it sound

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Speaker 5: In Milford because we don't know anybody in Europe and

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Speaker 5: you wouldn't be embarrassed at all. You got to do

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Speaker 5: it stateside, where people will look at you and say,

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Speaker 5: what the fuck Larry.

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Speaker 4: Guys, so set that schedule anytime next week.

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Speaker 1: Then all right, no, no, no, you're going to a

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Speaker 1: wedding and you're going to your daughter's baby shower and

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Speaker 1: you walk in with a tan you look like David Hasselhoff.

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Speaker 4: Believe me, that's not happening.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: All right, let me well, it's good to have you

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Speaker 1: back state side. Larry, thank you, Dan bad Larry won

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Speaker 1: one unit last week. You're at plus four week. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's that doesn't sound like Yeah, I agree with that.

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Speaker 1: Shay won five units last week. You're up to plus thirteen. Rah. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Dylan lost five he said minus sixteen and a half. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The Diego Pavilla Award goes to who's got to go

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Speaker 1: to Dylan? Dylan? Yeah, I've got four Dan, Yes, Wow,

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Speaker 1: the Diego Pavia.

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Speaker 3: And actually, speaking of Diego Pavia, I'm not gonna speak

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Speaker 3: ill of our hero, but they really blew the cover

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Speaker 3: on that game big time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but Diego's getting drafted.

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Speaker 3: I think that's and it's big tilt this week.

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Speaker 1: It can be. Yeah, he could be the next Baker Mayfield. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Mexican Baker Mayfield. I saw where Johnny Manziel said,

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Speaker 1: don't be Johnny off the field. You can be Johnny

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Speaker 3: Strikes me as that he dabbles in a little Johnny

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Speaker 1: But I don't think we should be speculating.

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Speaker 3: I'm like a fun like it looks like it has fun.

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Speaker 1: It goes to church a lot, you think, so with

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Speaker 1: his mom. I don't know how many pews she's seen. Wow.

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Speaker 5: Allegedly Allegedly, she seems like a party boat kind of girl,

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Speaker 5: like a lake house girl.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. No, I don't know. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you do. No, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't dan you're a lake house guy.

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Speaker 5: She's like a jet ski girl. You know, see her

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Speaker 5: on the back of the jet ski. Oh yeah, like

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Speaker 5: Lake Louisville party girl. Okay, tie the boats together, going

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Speaker 5: from a boat to boat, drinking, having a good time.

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Speaker 1: What's the few of those? Does it have a sue like? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: In Arizona, good lord, oh my god, danger town. I

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Speaker 5: know a lot of silicone in that lake.

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, a lot of boobs boyancy, A lot of boyancy,

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Speaker 1: A lot of chest pieces. Are you again? Is that? No? God? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm a for It's most American thing ever. Fake boobs,

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Speaker 1: fake lake too, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it's a reservoir. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: fake everything. Yeah I haven't I haven't been out there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah dangerous. I missed my window. Yeah, it's ever too late.

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Speaker 3: Then you can't be the old guy there.

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Speaker 1: You can't it. With enough money, you can. You're good,

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Speaker 1: you get it, you get a nice The problem is.

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Speaker 5: The phones on the boat. That's the problem. It would be. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 5: there's funny of what you do when.

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Speaker 3: You pull out that bag of two sea, Dan, Someone's

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Speaker 3: gonna have their phone.

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Speaker 1: Right after the retirement, when we went to Notre Dame USC,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, ten years ago and we were looking

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Speaker 1: for beer pregame, I believe it or not. We were like,

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Speaker 1: didn't couldn't find beer. And then I kept I was

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Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, Dan Patrick, come on, hey, we're

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Speaker 1: doing shots. And I go, you know, hey, do a

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Speaker 1: I got ready to do a shot, and there's like

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Speaker 1: fifteen cameras that came. I go, no, no, we're not

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Speaker 1: doing to those cinnamon fireball camera. Yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: even not on camera. I don't want to do a fireball.

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Speaker 1: Who do that? Yeah? Grow might have been ya. That's

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Speaker 1: actually worse. That is worse, gold Schlop. That's sixteen year

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Speaker 1: old girls taking out in that bar.

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Speaker 3: What the fuck mind is a high school?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Gold shot or too, that's a school ship. Terrible? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's terrible. Okay, Uh, let's see, by the way, the

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Speaker 1: semi streaming party bad, Larry, do you want to do

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Speaker 1: that one night with with Shaye where we watched the

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Speaker 1: game a Sunday night game here at the Man Cave.

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Speaker 4: I'll come up for Sunday morning, Spraye hand and then

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Speaker 4: do the do the show.

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Speaker 3: Actually, that's a good consolation.

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Speaker 1: Press, that's fair.

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Speaker 4: That'll be the reveal.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, big day, Ray, Can you find a

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Speaker 1: Sunday night game that we can circle now it's here

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Speaker 1: at the Man Cave though, Larry, just so you know,

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Speaker 1: I understand that.

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Speaker 3: Is there a Giants Cowboys Sunday night gave by any chance?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me see what do we have Sunday night? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Ring this weekend is Chiefs and Jags.

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Speaker 1: Can I can't do it this weekend. Larry's busy this weekend.

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Speaker 3: I'll jump in. I find a good one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, let me recap. Boy. Somebody

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Speaker 1: thought Team USA was going to dominate the scrub.

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Speaker 5: It was about to be the best comeback in the

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Speaker 5: history of sports. Terrible about to be you. You said

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Speaker 5: five units.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you? I did.

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Speaker 5: Because I'm a patriot, I would like to propose that

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Speaker 5: that counts for football units because Shay is in the

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Speaker 5: lead and he had them to you know.

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Speaker 1: What, it should it should count for citizenship, and you

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Speaker 1: should all be deported everyone you bet against our country.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but we wont What about the winnings? The most

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Speaker 3: American thing?

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Speaker 1: Ever, how about the team that lost gets Deported's tough them, know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you want to be a patriot, let's

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Speaker 1: go all the way. Keith and Bradley can get deported.

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Speaker 3: Bryce back to Saudi Arabia.

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Speaker 5: Kegan, It's got a lot of answers. He needs to

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Speaker 5: answer some questions. That wind up was fucking.

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Speaker 3: Also, definitely, in hindsight, great move not picking himself because

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Speaker 3: if they got like that, and a team. There's that's a.

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Speaker 1: Lose lose that could be I agree, I agree anything

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Speaker 1: to recap here Shale start with you. It looks pretty

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Speaker 1: clean except for the rider five units dude, Well.

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Speaker 5: I mean that cancels out in my Bud Crawford bet

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Speaker 5: that I gave out which was five units as well,

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Speaker 5: and it was actually more money because it.

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Speaker 3: Was a plus anyway, sound like Larry Well, Actually I

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Speaker 3: had a good bet before.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait until the next Ryder Cup. I'm putting

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Speaker 1: thirty units on America or just I'm thinking maybe we

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Speaker 1: take the show over there.

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Speaker 3: Oh I love that idea.

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Speaker 1: Then, yeah, I got a passport valid? Way do you

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Speaker 1: have a passport?

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Speaker 3: I have a passport.

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Speaker 1: But I'm thinking maybe Seaton did some research and we

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Speaker 1: could stay in Limerick. It's about thirty minutes away. Probably

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Speaker 1: have a better chance of getting a nicer set up there.

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Speaker 1: Then we could go to a day. I stayed at

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Speaker 1: Adair Manners. That's where they're where they're playing their castle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's like a legit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful, stay there? Yeah? What are the rooms like

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Speaker 1: big Castle? Are they? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Beautiful, but we're not gonna be able to stay there. No,

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Speaker 5: just so you know, the castle's got like fucking tiny

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Speaker 5: rooms cause we're small back then. Yeah, no, these the

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Speaker 5: room I stayed in was, you know, large.

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Speaker 1: How old is a castle? Was it made? Probably seventy eight,

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Speaker 1: land there, golf course, a couple of golf courses, beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Is this a real possibility then?

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Speaker 1: Or I don't know, that's two years away. A lot

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Speaker 1: can happen, yeah, you know, just well, but also nothing

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Speaker 1: can happen true. Everything I'm betting on something happened. Something

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Speaker 1: probably will happen. Okay, all right, bad Larry. Any anything

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so, say lost five units on the forty and

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Speaker 4: five units on the golf what forty nine?

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Speaker 1: Good fucking try, layer.

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Speaker 5: I lost five units on the Ryder Cup, and we're

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Speaker 5: counting it because it's not football, just like we didn't

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Speaker 5: count the outside ship, then I'm even I'm still up

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Speaker 5: more than you.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you eat I thought.

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Speaker 4: I thought we weren't counting, not during football season.

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Speaker 1: We're not.

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Speaker 2: We're not.

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Speaker 4: It's it's football season, you're not counting. The ryder Cups

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Speaker 4: told them that I didn't get my win on a

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Speaker 1: Either one of those got counted. Yes, we've said that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had Europe too, Larry, there there's football.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had Europe too. Everybody did, all the smart people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, that's fine. I didn't know we were.

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Speaker 4: I thought we weren't counting stuff before the football season,

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Speaker 1: But we didn't kill about either. He got a plus

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Speaker 2: We didn't.

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Speaker 1: We're not.

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Speaker 3: We're just tracking it for the people's benefit. But it's

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Speaker 1: It's something that's happening, and then these guys want to

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're only okay, so say still winning. I thought,

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Speaker 4: I said last week on the show, I'm going to

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Speaker 4: spank America, and I.

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Speaker 1: Know they won. That was an asking, No it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: It was Sunday, and asking what Sunday.

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Speaker 4: You didn't even care about the singles matches.

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Speaker 2: They just tied.

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Speaker 4: They didn't even play the twelfth match. And it cast

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Speaker 1: I think we woke up and it was three and

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Speaker 3: Odds did change change from like.

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Speaker 5: Plus five thousand plus four to fifty. It was not

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Speaker 5: an as kick on Sunday, good fucking try. It was

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Speaker 4: But the match was over already.

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Speaker 1: It was over. But no, it wasn't. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: why does Victor Hobbling get a half a point and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they split Each team gets half a point, right,

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Speaker 1: It should be team U, I say, gets a half

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. That must be an old rule.

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Speaker 1: Gentleman bullshit? How often is that they did not treat

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Speaker 1: Rory like a gentleman? Did not?

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Speaker 5: Right, well, he didn't treat her like a gentleman either.

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Speaker 5: Allegedly allegedly a big fan of the media, allegedly.

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Speaker 3: Rick was during the pot a little bit.

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Speaker 2: He was.

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Speaker 1: He was he can't turn around you to bet page

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Speaker 1: and not expect to get shipped for being a dirt bag.

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Speaker 1: What do you even though yes, you can't answer that

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Speaker 1: I just never seen anything like. It's so bad for golf.

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Speaker 5: It's bad for golf first off, as you being outed

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Speaker 5: the patrons and saying fuck you to them, that's what's

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Speaker 5: and cry. That's what's bad for fucking golf, You big

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Speaker 3: I like you throw patrons in there.

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Speaker 1: I went to the.

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Speaker 5: Masters' diets, amazing masters.

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Speaker 1: Don't call them gallery, don't call them crowd. It's not rough,

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Speaker 1: all right, patrons? Okay, at leads us to this week.

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Speaker 3: Wait, Dan, you didn't want my free cap. It's breaking good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well, every time I look at your bets,

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Speaker 1: it looks at like all of my high school papers

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Speaker 1: My teacher cradd it.

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Speaker 5: And I looked it over and it was all just trash,

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Speaker 5: Like she got smoked and she was like, I gave

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Speaker 5: it back towards She's like, no, you get to keep it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? Why would I keep this?

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Speaker 3: It's going on the fridge.

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Speaker 1: You got destroyed.

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Speaker 3: I thought she was asking for help with it, and I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, good looks dude, chat GBT for that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what's nine times four?

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Speaker 1: Do you find the volume of a cube? What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: That would Actually, that would get me.

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Speaker 1: Too, Dyn't. Do you want to recap anything?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'll recap the Wednesday because it's shorter. Unless

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Speaker 3: you all miss under fifty five and a half, Lane

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Speaker 3: Kiffins would take the over. Obviously that was an under fact,

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Speaker 3: and I crushed that Seahawks bet the Cowboys money line

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Speaker 3: that goes with that same bad beat. And then, like

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Speaker 3: every other smart person, man, I had your up to

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Speaker 3: win the Ryder Cup.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that brings us to this week's shay. You're

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Speaker 1: the clubhouse leader, give me your college picks please. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got the Cyclones plus one and a half versus nasty.

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Speaker 1: We got Heroin Huskies over fifty three and a half.

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Speaker 5: Now it's fifty two and a half. Daddy'll still hit

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Speaker 5: the fifty three and a half. I'm taking the boiler

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Speaker 5: Makers off the line. I'm taking it off. I'm taking

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Speaker 5: the boiler Makers off, Howard. I had them at plus ten.

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Speaker 5: I was plus nine and a half.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it anymore, howardly taking it off.

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Speaker 3: That's not very American of Youah.

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Speaker 1: I don't care everything.

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Speaker 5: I got NC State lane forty two and a half

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Speaker 5: versus camp Ancy State got upset last week. Right, they're

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Speaker 5: gonna have fun with fcs this week because next week

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Speaker 5: is Notre Dame. They're losing that fucking week too, So

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Speaker 5: they're gonna have some fun win by fifty this week.

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Speaker 1: So the Camels of Campbell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, camble Campell's yeah, okay, cool helmet actually yeah, because

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Speaker 3: the camel.

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Speaker 1: Don't you just have a uh camel Fielder cigarette like

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Speaker 1: that camp Joe Campbell? Yeah, just have Joe up there.

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Speaker 1: Oh we should that would be a that's the alternates.

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Speaker 1: We can get Campbell to sponsor the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you'd have to switch off American spirits, which

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Speaker 3: again immediately the coward cigarette. By the way, why do

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Speaker 3: you say that they take thirty minutes to smoke and

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Speaker 3: there it's the illusion that they're healthier. It's still a cigarette.

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Speaker 5: It's the fact that they take so long with So

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Speaker 5: when I say Baddy's got to go to the garage,

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Speaker 5: I can sit out there for half an hour and

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Speaker 5: bang a heater.

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Speaker 3: But you could smoke one normal cigarette and then just

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Speaker 3: stand out there.

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Speaker 1: No, because then when the kids come out, they don't

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Speaker 1: see any smoke. They know that I'm not doing.

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Speaker 3: Shit, So it's better for them to see you smoking longer.

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Speaker 5: I tell the truth to my children. And then we

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Speaker 5: got the curries L one and a half Orsu's stets

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Speaker 5: in which this.

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Speaker 1: Is a good bet, gentleman, if you are yes at all.

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Speaker 1: Only one of the curries went to Davidson. That's fine,

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Speaker 1: that's good enough for me.

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Speaker 3: Curry.

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Speaker 1: I like them spicy. Maybe the goat with the peas,

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Speaker 1: goat curry with the peas. Yeah, david Son Lane one

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Speaker 1: and a half alleged bad Larry, you're a college picks, okay.

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Speaker 4: I have Wisconsin plus sixteen and a half against Michigan

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Speaker 4: Pittsburgh lay and six and a half against Boston College,

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Speaker 4: Illinois minus the nine and a half against Purdue just ten.

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Speaker 1: It's nine and a half. No, it was ten when

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Speaker 1: I bet at yesterday, but now it's nine and a half. Okay.

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Speaker 4: I'm on Texas minus the six and a half against.

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Speaker 1: Florida at the swamp.

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Speaker 4: Interesting, James, Damn you minus ten and a half against

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Speaker 4: Georgia State.

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Speaker 1: It's twenty and a half.

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Speaker 4: That's fine. Sam, You Miami minus four and a half

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Speaker 4: against Florida State.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I'm taking Ohio State lane at twenty three and a half.

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Speaker 1: Against the Gophers, the Mighty Gophers, Okay, Dylan, all right, Dan,

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Speaker 1: unlike Shay, I'm not a coward.

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Speaker 3: I'm leaving Purdue plus nine and a half against the

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Speaker 3: ALIGNI on the board, Arizona minus twenty and a half

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Speaker 3: against a fumbling and bumbling Oklahoma State, a rudderless Oklahoma State.

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Speaker 3: And then Dan, this is just an obligatory bet. You

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Speaker 3: just made a face.

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Speaker 1: Because you're gonna take Vandy in the money line.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna take Vandy money line against al Dan plus

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Speaker 3: three thirty. The line's ten and a half. Vegas is

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Speaker 3: giving them a fighting chance.

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Speaker 1: Oddswise, Well, they're just screwing everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's more likely it's happening. But they're tricking us.

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Speaker 3: Albret's gonna kick the shit out of them. But you

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Speaker 3: know what, I'm a loyalist. Notre Dame minus twenty and

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Speaker 3: a half against Boise State Boise State at Notre Dame

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Speaker 3: Greenfield automatic.

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Speaker 5: L Grass Grass, green Grass Speed their toast, fucking blind.

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Speaker 3: Syracuse SMU over fifty eight and a half. I'm back

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Speaker 3: on the smucas I'm a masochist.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: And also Miami minus four and a half against Florida State.

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Speaker 3: This one I switch. I like Florida State. Initially I switched,

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Speaker 3: but I'm I'm sticking with money.

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Speaker 1: Wow, all right, Shay. NFL.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Danny, after going undefeated last week in the NFL,

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Speaker 5: I am back all the way back.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear Jackson dart uh Mormon?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? From Utah?

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Speaker 1: You all knew that he looks Does he not look

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Speaker 1: like one?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: He does not. He's got a huge chain on. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: and no, he does not look Mormon. It'd go to Ole,

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Speaker 1: miss too. That's not very good that factor in. How

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Speaker 1: whatever factors. I'll tell the troops later off air. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of great Mormon quarterbacks in history. A lot.

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Speaker 3: Steve A.

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Speaker 1: Zach Wilson, Steve Serkesian. He's a Mormon, he went to

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Speaker 1: b Yu. No, he's Armenian. He ain't Mormon. Jim McMahon

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Speaker 1: went definitely not a Mormon.

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Speaker 3: He just brings.

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Speaker 1: Steve Young of caps of coffee. Gifford Nielsen, Come on

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Speaker 1: here are you pulling these names from Gifford Neils Just

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Speaker 1: making guys.

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Speaker 5: He sounds like a Mormon ty debt. That's not a Mormon.

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Speaker 5: You know, there was a Jewish kid that went to

442
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Speaker 5: b Y. You remember the one that kicked out of

443
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Speaker 5: school of his name, uh Shabbist Shabbist Rosenbaum, No Sage

444
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Speaker 5: Rosenfels that he.

445
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Speaker 1: Went to not there or something. Last year he didn

446
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Speaker 1: he transferred to Lane because he was alleged.

447
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Speaker 3: Allegedly.

448
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Speaker 1: All right, so what what do you have?

449
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Speaker 5: NFL was Ravens plus one and a half versus the

450
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Speaker 5: Texans colts Land seven. My phoenix is the Daniel Jones

451
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 5: is laying seven against the Raiders and then laying two

452
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Speaker 5: and a half the Harbaughs versus the Native Americans.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bad, Larry NFL.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I send you in the Rams, and I'm gonna

455
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Speaker 4: change that back because evidently somebody's not playing. The line

456
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 4: was five and a half and now it's like nine

457
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Speaker 4: or ten or.

458
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,640
Speaker 1: Something, and brock Perdy is not playing and their receivers

459
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 1: aren't playing. It's eight and a half.

460
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Speaker 4: Right, I'm gonna bet the under in that game. I

461
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Speaker 4: think he said it was forty five.

462
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Speaker 1: Let me see, right, forty five, forty four and a half,

463
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Speaker 1: forty four and a half.

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Speaker 4: Well, I want the under in that game. And then

465
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Speaker 4: i want my Giants getting one and a half from

466
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Speaker 4: the Saints Vikings minus three and a half against the Browns.

467
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Speaker 1: I also have the four and a half, four and

468
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Speaker 1: a half against the Browns.

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Speaker 4: I'm giving four and a half in the Viking game. Yeah,

470
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Speaker 4: Ravens are the getting one and a half, yes, okay.

471
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Speaker 4: Then I want the Buccaneers getting three from the Seahawks.

472
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Speaker 1: Three and a half, three and a half at Seattle,

473
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: right and a.

474
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Speaker 4: Half against the Commanders, and sorry, the Chiefs against the

475
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Speaker 4: Jaguars on Monday Night.

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Speaker 1: I believe minus three and a half, three and a half.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, okay, Dylan.

478
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Speaker 3: All Right, Dan, as announced on the show earlier, I've

479
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Speaker 3: got the wounded animal.

480
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Speaker 1: Parlay right, Yeah, I didn't even know about that.

481
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Speaker 3: Fuck Sky Moore anytime touchdown forty nine ers plus eight

482
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Speaker 3: and a half and mccorkl Jones over two hundred and

483
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Speaker 3: eleven and a half passing yards thirty two to one. Baby,

484
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Speaker 3: how could it lose?

485
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Speaker 2: Sure?

486
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Speaker 1: I know, I all your bets. I say, how can

487
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Speaker 1: it lose?

488
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Speaker 3: And then they do sometimes? Right, Bill's minus eight and

489
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 3: a half against the Patriots in Buffalo and the Eagles

490
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Speaker 3: minus three and a half against the Broncos. And I'm

491
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Speaker 3: gonna go back to one of my old systems that

492
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Speaker 3: usually work. Then Shay and Larry both have the Ravens

493
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Speaker 3: plus one. My Ravens plus one half against the Texans.

494
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Speaker 3: I will be taking the Texans minus one and a

495
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Speaker 3: half against the Ravens. The Ravens are an abject mess

496
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Speaker 3: at the moment.

497
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Speaker 1: And that's your team. That is my team, and they

498
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 1: look bad and is your team? Anything else that needs

499
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Speaker 1: to be mentioned during this program? Yeah, the Big ten

500
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,880
Speaker 1: is trying to sail out to private equity. You see that? Yeah,

501
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: like I do me, I care well for one private

502
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,399
Speaker 1: equity gets involved. Nobody wins.

503
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Speaker 3: I thought you're a capitalist.

504
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Speaker 5: I am not a hyper capitalist. I am not a

505
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Speaker 5: slave to capitalism nor democracy. What do you think this

506
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 5: means for the Big ten? If they get the hedge

507
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 5: fund guys coming in higher ticket prices three two beer,

508
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Speaker 5: three two beer, three two beer, Yeah, they're gonna make

509
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 5: more money off a beer instead of five zero beer.

510
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Speaker 5: Then make more money off of the three two, and

511
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Speaker 5: they're gonna make and they're gonna make the fan base

512
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Speaker 5: more docile and easier to control.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 5: What I really find interesting is that the NCUBA fumble

515
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 5: the bag so hard that now you have the actual

516
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 5: commissioners of the you know what I mean, going after

517
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 5: private equity instead of the nc DOUBLEA having something to

518
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 5: do with it. They screwed the pooch so bad. Now

519
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 5: you've got it, you got money flowing it off. They

520
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 5: got nothing to do with it. It's a joke.

521
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Speaker 3: I know.

522
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 5: There's no actual committee or infrastructure to set rules or

523
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Speaker 5: bounds to any of this shit. And it could just go.

524
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 5: It could be a free for all. They could have

525
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 5: a whole new football league next year the Saudi's run.

526
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Speaker 5: The problem that I see is now the SEC has

527
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Speaker 5: to do this.

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Speaker 1: Yep, what's it? It's going to prevent probably a Premier

529
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Speaker 1: League type or NFL type system for college football, where

530
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Speaker 1: you would have let's say forty of the best schools

531
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Speaker 1: and they would be playing in their own conferences.

532
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Speaker 5: They'd be facing each other. This probably will preclude something,

533
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Speaker 5: and that'll kill all these small programs completely.

534
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Speaker 3: We're also just starting to get a slightly more even

535
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: playing field.

536
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 1: With exactly'll shoot him in the foot. It's disgusting. Yeah, well,

537
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: ask these presidents and chancellors. It's all about money, all

538
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, as if tuition is not enough for years, ye,

539
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: well they're the most. Wait till your three daughters get

540
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Speaker 1: ready to go to college.

541
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Speaker 5: That's why I'm trying to get the German citizenship through

542
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 5: my old man, because they can go to Europe for

543
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 5: fucking four grand or four thousand euros for the whole

544
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Speaker 5: damn year.

545
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Speaker 3: Send him the Army Rangers school.

546
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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, the middle one might be inclined for that,

547
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Speaker 5: but the other two definitely not. Do you have anything

548
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 5: you'd like to add doing.

549
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: No, it's a good show today, Dan, Thank you for

550
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 3: having me.

551
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to sit in for Fritzy. Yep.

552
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 3: They're holding down for the tribe.

553
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Speaker 1: But you don't observe the holiest of holy. This is

554
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Speaker 1: the holiest and I may have atonement and what did

555
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: you do? Probably made a Palestine Joe Wow, Shay a legend,

556
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: really bad, Larry, anything that you would like to add

557
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: to this program?

558
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 4: Not right now, Dan, I will Ray. I'll check check

559
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 4: with Ray for when I'm getting the sun whatever it's

560
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 4: called sprays hand. Yeah, and just coordinated with whatever night

561
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 4: that Sunday night football is in all kill m Meum

562
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 4: coming up.

563
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Speaker 1: He's staying with you. No, he's not staying with We

564
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: know he's not.

565
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 3: Imagine you Larry and the airstream together.

566
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. I stay here on campus in the airstream.

567
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 4: I was just going to ask, does anyone ever slay

568
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 4: in that airstream? Stay there?

569
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: Dan, Yes, A couple of times a week. I take

570
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: a nap in there. It's nice. Yeah, somebody's yelling your name, Larry.

571
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 4: You got it bad? Larry's back? What bad?

572
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 3: Larry's black?

573
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: No? All right, see Larry, thanks guys, Okay, good luck?

574
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: All right about this week? Then he's always got something

575
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 1: going on always.

576
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 3: I feel bad for me. Just had to suffer through

577
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 3: five and a half weeks in the South of France

578
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 3: goes back home.

579
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: Spain and gild to Jersey. Well, that's a depression. But

580
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: where he lives though, it's nice. It's really nice. Ware

581
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: to drive from Newark to his place is not.

582
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 3: Gross now the Jersey Turnpike but.

583
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: He's in Segurt beautiful, and that's really a very nice place.

584
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's surprising.

585
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, Shay and Irving wherever you get your podcast?

586
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: Is Dylan back on? Yeah, we did a show last night,

587
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: Dan Oh you did yep, and we I think it

588
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: went well.

589
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, we wore sunglasses.

590
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: Wore sunglasses. Is very bright.

591
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: Uh.

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00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: We have a special pot coming up, the Roommate Pod,

593
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: The Great Debate, The Great Debate. The Roommate's making her debut.

594
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: You've been you've been kind of teasing this.

595
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's actually happening next Wednesday, and then who

596
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 5: knows when it'll come out, if it even comes out,

597
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I'm scared, and Dylan's going to

598
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 5: be moderating.

599
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 3: I gonna wear a tuxedo.

600
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: Okay, it's gonna be better.

601
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 3: I'm definitely not going into it completely biased against one

602
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 3: of the parties, but.

603
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: It feels like things are going well with the roommate,

604
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: I haven't heard any negatives. Seems like you're in love. Yeah,

605
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: super duper in love. You know, kids are all in school.

606
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: Roommate kind of just gets the pitter patter around the town,

607
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: around the county, going to lunches and tennis, and she

608
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 1: seems pretty fucking satisfied. Chardonay, oh, chardonay. She'll believe if

609
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 1: she's getting made fun of.

610
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: We went, Oh, we went somewhere in Westport for my

611
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 3: mom's birthday dinner the other week, and I was like,

612
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 3: where are you going? I said what it was?

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00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: He was like, I've never been there, but the room

614
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: has been there, like fucking twenty times in every restaurant.

615
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, have you not been there?

616
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: I was like, you, I don't go anywhere. You have

617
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: all fucking day to do.

618
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 3: All you're eating beans out of a can and you're driving.

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Speaker 5: Sardines are the fucking work parking lot and you're having

620
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 5: a fucking shabilee at casame.

621
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Speaker 1: Why. Uh, she's a very bright woman. Why didn't she working, dandy,

622
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: That's a whole other episode. Cut. Yeah, she is working.

623
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: She's a mother.

624
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 3: Okay, are you a father? Though?

625
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: Well, that's debatable. I mean, yes, legally. Are you're a husband,

626
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: you make a better uncle. No, you're a father. Are

627
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: you a husband? Yeah, I'm a good husband. I'm a

628
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: good husband. I'm a father. Legally yes. As far as

629
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: my parenting style goes, I'm not.

630
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Speaker 2: Like.

631
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Speaker 5: We had a bunch of people over the other day

632
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 5: and a bunch of kids running around and all this

633
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 5: other shit, and the roommate.

634
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: Was like, no iPads, none of you get iPads. Go

635
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: outside and play.

636
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 5: And so my middle one is like, I'm going to

637
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 5: make a fort and with all the other kids. And

638
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 5: they make a fort and they have like iPads under

639
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 5: there and they're watching the iPads and I see them.

640
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: And she shows me. She's like, look, daddy, look And

641
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? She goes iPad. I

642
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: was like why. She was like, because I want to.

643
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, wait, why are you showing me.

644
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: She was like, cause you're cool. You won't do it.

645
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 5: That's like my history. I don't I don't do shit.

646
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 5: I just hang out and say hi. I don't punish

647
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 5: them or anything. No, no, god, no, no, they have daughters. No,

648
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 5: they don't do anything bad to me ever. But they

649
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 5: were like yell at the roommate like be mean to

650
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 5: her and ship. But they're like, hey, daddy, I'm like, hey,

651
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 5: what's up, Like can we watch a movie? I'm like, yeah,

652
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 5: give a ship.

653
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: You know we have candy?

654
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 3: Look yeah fuck yeah, you're the good cop.

655
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: Yeah it chocolate like cool? Have something right? Yes, Marvin Shaye,

656
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: did you say your kids yell at your mom, yell

657
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: at your wife? Well, no, yeller. They're like mom, And

658
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, that was rude.

659
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: Oh that's age appropriate.

660
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Speaker 1: You thought I thought you meant.

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Speaker 3: I thought you meant like yell.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 5: It's like it's like it's like, you know, they get

664
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Speaker 5: hormonal or whatever. Like the eldest is ten and she's

665
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,959
Speaker 5: starting to be like, oh, mommy the worst. And then

666
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 5: she's like, hey, daddy, could we get some ice cream?

667
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 5: Like yeah, sure, it's gon ice cream, great idea. She

668
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 5: loves me, but her mom used to girl.

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Speaker 1: Fucking Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think that that is how it goes a lot.

671
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: Need to have a boy. I know, if you have

672
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Speaker 1: a boy, roommate all fall in love with the sun

673
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: and then she'll be happy again. Yeah. It's a good point.

674
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Speaker 2: I know.

675
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: I wonder who give me a son?

676
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 5: What do you think if I bring it home any son,

677
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 5: like if I just bring home a adopt one, if

678
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 5: I bring home my son just from somebody else, she

679
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 5: would still.

680
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: Fall in love or its odds are stacking. Has to

681
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Speaker 1: be okay, Well, I think we're Do you think you

682
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: have a kid somewhere? Yeah? I do, for sure, you do.

683
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: I do think that, yeah, absolutely, But you don't know.

684
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: You haven't had any contact, No, not yet.

685
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 5: But I've talked to the roommate about this, that you

686
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 5: might have a kid out there. Yeah, and if somebody comes,

687
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 5: you know, years later and it's like you dear my dad,

688
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 5: you know, we test them immediately, but it's how you

689
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 5: know it's possible.

690
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: So likely.

691
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 3: Butting around in the Midwest somewhere.

692
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 5: Well, I told my entire family never to do twenty

693
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 5: three and meters ever because they'll find me. So they've

694
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 5: agreed to do that. Who's finding you my son's.

695
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: It would be funny if you just like six more

696
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 3: daughters out there, that would.

697
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: Be that would be fucking perfect. That that will teach you.

698
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 3: They all come knocking one day at the same time

699
00:31:59,120 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: we're all getting married.

700
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: Pay for it. Yeah, Yeah, it's only started for you dude,

701
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: gonna get bad. Yeah, it's gonna get real bad for you. Yeah,

702
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: real bad, real bad boys start showing up.

703
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 5: Oh that's already, dude. That's like a thing like all

704
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 5: our family friends that have boys around the same age,

705
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 5: just like our elbits. You know, they've played up, played

706
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 5: their whole lives growing up. And now it's like we're

707
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 5: gonna go in the other room and watch a movie.

708
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: When the fuck you are.

709
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 5: That's the one thing where I'm like, oh, you want

710
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 5: to bet I'm sitting down to this fucking couch to

711
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 5: a movie. You'll watch it. Oh you ain't watching that

712
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 5: ship that's inappropriate. Nope, you're not watching that shit either.

713
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 1: Good luck.

714
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 5: Go back to the kids fucking option on Netflix and

715
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 5: go watch Demon Hunters for the fiftieth time. I don't

716
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 5: give a fuck. You ain't watching Billy Madison or some shit.

717
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 5: Hey that's Samdler, I know it is, but it's an

718
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 5: appropriate for ten year old girl.

719
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Speaker 3: Fine, you guys going Silence of the Lambs again.

720
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: Schindler's List.

721
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: Not in house?

722
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, nope, not on today, you know Tonament David? Yeah,

723
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: holy today.

724
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 3: Then you're an ally.

725
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm an ally. You're an axis I'm an ally, I'm

726
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: one percent Jewish. No you're not.

727
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 3: I am.

728
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: We did twenty three and me, you're a kidding, I'm

729
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 1: one percent. Where did that go from? I have no idea.

730
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: I didn't ask any questions. And then I'm one percent

731
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: West African. There we go. That's not how it works.

732
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: So the way they do that DNA shit, it's like

733
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: where people lived, Okay, but that's all I know is

734
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: that means it was a colony in West Africa. Doesn't

735
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: mean you're black. I know I'm not black, but I'm

736
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 1: from there. Dave Matthews isn't black. And where's he from?

737
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. South Africa is son of apartheid? I

738
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: don't know, but he's know that. No wonder he's so

739
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: liberal South guilf.

740
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 3: South Africa.

741
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: That's guilt. Yeah. But now is he an African American?

742
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 3: No, he's not South African American.

743
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: Hey, but he's from Africa. Sorry, there's a different connotation

744
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: in America when you say African American. But he is. Yes,

745
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:12,439
Speaker 1: he's Rhodesian America. Yeah, we call it Zibabwa, now do we? Uh? Okay, yeah,

746
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: I'm from what is it? Escanazi? Yeah? You want to

747
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: be as those are the smart Okay, so I'm one

748
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: percent that and I'm not zero no way.

749
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Speaker 3: The the iron Cross back that day.

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00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. We've had enough fun. Now it's time

751
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: for naps. Okay, all right, thanks for joining us. For

752
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: Marvin who has to listen to this every single week

753
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 1: for Big Day, Ray for Bad Larry, for Dylan and

754
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: Shayan Irving. I'm Dan Patrick. Good luck this weekend. We'll

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Speaker 1: talk to you next week. H