Speaker 1: The second date of day, alexis, what do you find
Speaker 1: attractive in a guy's profile online? Maybe he's got a
Speaker 1: great smile. His profile says he works for white Claw.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I would definitely message to stop it.
Speaker 3: Mango flavor only.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a roadie for Nickelback. Oh wait, sorry, that's
Speaker 1: Brooks thing. But one of our listeners had something else
Speaker 1: that she was instantly attracted to on a guy's profile
Speaker 1: that made her go, oh, what is it? Let's talk
Speaker 1: to Kelly a little bit. Kelly, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hi, thank you?
Speaker 3: Did he work for? Truly? I feel like every guy
Speaker 3: listening is about to change their profile to include whatever
Speaker 3: it is you're about to say, Yeah, tell us about
Speaker 3: this guy.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I found this guy Mike while I was
Speaker 4: searching on my.
Speaker 3: As it is his exotic name. Not many of them.
Speaker 1: With a queue. What was it about Mike that stood
Speaker 1: out so much?
Speaker 4: Okay, this is weird, But I really enjoy grocery shopping.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, therapeutic like some people enjoy cleaning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I really like cooking, and then I
Speaker 4: also really like finding new products and interesting.
Speaker 3: I just love pay and all that money, and it is.
Speaker 1: Soothing when you're in the produce section and the thunder
Speaker 1: goes like yeah, and then it sprinkles all over all.
Speaker 1: That's the only time I shower all week. You guys know,
Speaker 1: I'm serious.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with hard No.
Speaker 1: Kelly, I'm with you, even if everybody else hates the grocery.
Speaker 3: Did did you find Jeffrey outlined and profile said that Mike? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was joking. Yeah, it's fine. It wasn't that funny.
Speaker 3: I forgive you, Kelly.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we were going off for a while. What did
Speaker 1: you see on Mike's profile?
Speaker 4: So he had a photo of himself in the produce aisle,
Speaker 4: just kind of like being goofy and holding you know,
Speaker 4: some fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 3: Please don't tell me it was a dude holding two melons.
Speaker 3: So do you ever wonder who takes that picture?
Speaker 1: I was random, excuse me, person that works here? You
Speaker 1: figured me holding? So you saw that that was a
Speaker 1: turn on to you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean you know, I figured if you're cute under
Speaker 4: fluorescent lighting, you gotta be cute to realize.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: He was.
Speaker 4: So we talked and we made plans to meet up
Speaker 4: at this bar. And then when I met him, he
Speaker 4: was he was way hotter than I thought he was
Speaker 4: in the photo. Yeah, so I kind of told him that,
Speaker 4: like as a compliment, that his photos online were not great.
Speaker 3: And oh wait, did you word it that way?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't really remember exactly how I said it,
Speaker 4: but I kind of was like, you know, your photos
Speaker 4: online aren't good because you're so much more attractive in person.
Speaker 3: Kind Of Okay, that one sits weird with I don't
Speaker 3: know about you guys, but for me, whenever I meet
Speaker 3: listeners and they're like, oh, you're not as ugly as
Speaker 3: I thought you were online, guy, I feel like more
Speaker 3: guys do look better in person. Maybe was he offended?
Speaker 5: I mean I also think he maybe was a.
Speaker 2: Little offended, But I like tried to make him understand
Speaker 2: that it was a compliment and I offered to take
Speaker 2: photos for him so that he could use, which I
Speaker 2: now realize is maybe weird on the lead.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like you're trying to set him up
Speaker 1: for the next person that he meets on the app.
Speaker 3: I mean, if if a girl said that to you,
Speaker 3: don't you feel like you just got friend zoned?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4: I honestly was just like nervous and was my weird
Speaker 4: way I get it.
Speaker 6: I mean you tried to save it at least right,
Speaker 6: it was like you left it out like you're way
Speaker 6: hotter than your ugly pictures online.
Speaker 3: All right, but did you actually take new pictures for him?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, was wondering.
Speaker 1: What did you do at the bar drink and talk?
Speaker 1: We don't know that with her.
Speaker 4: No no, no. We were just like hawking and getting
Speaker 4: to know each other. And then we brought up camping,
Speaker 4: which well, I really like he's like kind of newer
Speaker 4: to out door the stuff. But ari I came up
Speaker 4: and he said he had never been, and I freaking
Speaker 4: love ari I.
Speaker 1: Oh see this brooke feels about ari I. How you
Speaker 1: feel about grocery show, don't there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, every time you go in and you're like, God,
Speaker 3: I need to start a new outdoor hobby. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: buy a kayak and a mountain bike.
Speaker 1: Nothing hotter than talking about a.
Speaker 3: Serious Wait till you get your first dividend check. Then
Speaker 3: you're gonna be like you get money to spend at
Speaker 3: the end of the year because it's a co op?
Speaker 1: Is that like a SENI?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Okay? I can't wait?
Speaker 3: So you went.
Speaker 1: You just took him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously.
Speaker 3: Too drunks at the ri I on the first day.
Speaker 3: I wish I would have been there, just to witness
Speaker 3: you guys walking.
Speaker 1: Around out this sleeping day. I mean, how did that go?
Speaker 4: I mean it was cute I walking around making jokes.
Speaker 3: Did he still seem interested or was he just lying
Speaker 3: about you being interested?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like someone says they're super into something, You're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's cool.
Speaker 1: I like that too, And I don't lie to people
Speaker 1: on dates like so, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Sure if it seems like he was genuinely interested. I mean,
Speaker 4: maybe he was flying, but I don't know. I thought
Speaker 4: we were having a good time.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you you're clueless.
Speaker 4: You have no ideas, no idea.
Speaker 1: Huh, all right, how long has this been since you
Speaker 1: gave him the tour of RII.
Speaker 4: It's been three weeks?
Speaker 1: Whoh hey wait, maybe you're such a good tour guy.
Speaker 1: You motivated him to go camping and he's still out
Speaker 1: in the wilderness right now, not receiving any phone calls.
Speaker 3: Ye, or he's missing, he's too new to it.
Speaker 1: It's called hashtag van Lifebrook and we're going to check
Speaker 1: in on him. Hopefully he answers when we call and
Speaker 1: try and get you your second date update right after this,
Speaker 1: thank you all. We got a text to seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine two that says what's ri I. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess not everybody would know.
Speaker 3: It's all over the world.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean everybody knows what it is if you
Speaker 1: if you haven't been there. Yeah, it's a chain of
Speaker 1: outdoor recreation stores where they sell all sorts like bikes,
Speaker 1: camping gear, harnesses, whatever you would need to be outside.
Speaker 1: Face hoodies, which are that's the only thing I've ever
Speaker 1: bought from ARII. E.
Speaker 3: Have you been to a store?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I bought online Aline store to go check them out
Speaker 1: Comand but I should ask Brook this question because you've
Speaker 1: been there a lot. Are there hot people who work
Speaker 1: there or walk around there?
Speaker 3: A lot hot people? Yeah, there's definitely attractive people. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I just got a board from there this
Speaker 3: last year and the girl who fitted me for the
Speaker 3: board smoking.
Speaker 1: See. That's That's what I'm worried about. I'm worried that
Speaker 1: when Kelly took Mike to the RII store, I'm hoping
Speaker 1: that he didn't meet some sexy outdoor climbing enthusiasts who
Speaker 1: invited him to scale her twin peaks right there in
Speaker 1: the back room. Because we've heard stuff like this happening
Speaker 1: before somebody else swoops in in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: I bet they have a pretty big back room. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of big stuff that they.
Speaker 1: Got to move through that, Kelly, do you think that's
Speaker 1: a possibility. Were there any attractive females while you were
Speaker 1: shopping at ri I?
Speaker 4: I mean, it wasn't like he was flirting with anybody.
Speaker 3: In front of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe it could just be that he felt
Speaker 3: like he was forced into something he actually wasn't that
Speaker 3: interested in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, he couldn't keep continuing the lie, right because
Speaker 3: then before he knows that he's camping with you and
Speaker 3: hating every second of it.
Speaker 4: I guess I think camping is great though.
Speaker 3: With you, you know, nobody else in this room.
Speaker 1: All right, let's call Mike though and see what he
Speaker 1: asked to say. You're ready to do this, Kelly?
Speaker 7: Do it?
Speaker 1: Okay? Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Mike.
Speaker 7: Uh yeah? Is this the bill collector? A gun?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not a bill collector?
Speaker 3: Are box right now? Impressive that you answer your phone
Speaker 3: when you're getting those type of calls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should just hit ignore next time. Bro.
Speaker 7: Wait, so who is this yere?
Speaker 1: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: Morning with.
Speaker 3: The Love Collectors.
Speaker 1: No, please ignore my female.
Speaker 7: No, we're a radio show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're a radio show. We do a segment called
Speaker 1: second Date Update where we try and help out our
Speaker 1: listeners reconnect after they've gone out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody that they really liked. Uh. Oh, yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: good thing. Somebody went out with you and had a
Speaker 1: really good time and wants to meet up again. Her
Speaker 1: name's Kelly. Oh it was it's been a while ago.
Speaker 1: It was like three weeks ago that you guys met up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, kind of wish it was the Bill Collector.
Speaker 1: But wow, it was that bad.
Speaker 3: When we talked to her, she sounded lovely.
Speaker 7: H let me just be honest here, like it was
Speaker 7: okay for a little bit, but it did get weird, okay, and.
Speaker 1: Talking about where she offered to take new pictures of
Speaker 1: you because your profile picks weren't good enough.
Speaker 7: She told you all that.
Speaker 3: Yeah she did.
Speaker 7: We I mean yes, but also I don't think we
Speaker 7: should really be talking about that.
Speaker 1: What should we be talking about?
Speaker 7: If that's how she wants to play, then I'm happy
Speaker 7: to play my side of the story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear your side.
Speaker 3: So this sounds juicy.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 7: I mean, did she mention us talking about camping?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that came up that you guys mentioned going camping,
Speaker 1: and she even took you to a camping good store.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah she was. She was thinking of going
Speaker 7: camping with some friends soon and and she was like
Speaker 7: basically inviting me, which I mean, that's kind of weird,
Speaker 7: you know, after a first day to be like, oh,
Speaker 7: why don't you come camping for multiple days and meet
Speaker 7: my friends? Like that's that's.
Speaker 1: Really nice when you put it that way. No, I
Speaker 1: see what he means. It's one thing to go camping,
Speaker 1: but then I'm going to be stuck with your friends.
Speaker 3: But maybe okay, wait wait though, maybe it was like
Speaker 3: one of those invitations where you like, you know, I
Speaker 3: automatically invite people to everything, but it doesn't necessarily mean
Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna fall through.
Speaker 2: I think you're going to say no.
Speaker 1: So that's the big red flag. She liked you and
Speaker 1: wanted you to meet her friends.
Speaker 7: I mean, no, no, no, no, that's not the big
Speaker 7: red flag. I told her, I'm not really the biggest
Speaker 7: fan of camping. I tried it once. I really didn't
Speaker 7: love it. I didn't love it so much that I
Speaker 7: actually slept in my car. Oh yeah, And apparently for her,
Speaker 7: that was like the worst thing I could say to her?
Speaker 1: What why? Why?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I don't know. She was so shocked, and she
Speaker 7: was like, how do you not like camping? Everyone loves camping?
Speaker 7: Like she was like, what, You've never spent a night
Speaker 7: an attent, You've never heeri in the joy of taking
Speaker 7: the I don't think I can say that word on
Speaker 7: the radio bed. You've got to have the rumble with
Speaker 7: the bear.
Speaker 1: Like what, oh my gosh, those are her.
Speaker 7: She just kept going on and on and on about
Speaker 7: how great camping was and I'm trying to force a smile.
Speaker 7: Then she dragged me to that uh, that sporting goods store.
Speaker 7: I don't know what's there.
Speaker 3: Wait that all happened before you guys went to Ari. I. Yes, dude,
Speaker 3: the way she played it, the way she described it
Speaker 3: is that you said you were new and you were
Speaker 3: excited about.
Speaker 1: Trying it out.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, She was like going on
Speaker 7: about it at dinner and then at the store. It
Speaker 7: just was, it was NonStop.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was trying. She was trying to sell you
Speaker 1: on going camping by showing you all of the things
Speaker 1: that you could buy and all the things you could
Speaker 1: use the next time you went out into nature.
Speaker 7: She showed me eighteen different types of canteens. I was like,
Speaker 7: I get it. Can we go home? Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow? She should work for should.
Speaker 7: I think she's getting a commissioned or she has a
Speaker 7: lot of stock there or something like that.
Speaker 3: Her last name is actually Ari.
Speaker 1: I ask her if that's true, because I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you this earlier. But Kelly is on the other line
Speaker 1: right now, listening to this whole thing.
Speaker 5: Why how you doing right?
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna stick with what I said on the date,
Speaker 6: is that everyone does love camping. They just need to
Speaker 6: find the right things to take with them so they
Speaker 6: feel comfortable.
Speaker 7: That is a objectively not true. Not everyone loves you.
Speaker 7: What a crazy thing to say, you, psycho.
Speaker 5: Oh, we don't have to call anyone names, but if
Speaker 5: you're going to be I.
Speaker 7: Think that's on the radio. That's pretty crazy to begin with.
Speaker 1: So okay, everybody likes being on the radio time. You
Speaker 1: just have to try it and get used to it
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: That was actually psycho.
Speaker 1: They're nervous. We can show you all kinds of microphone.
Speaker 3: I mean, Kelly, it doesn't sound like you're listening to
Speaker 3: him at all.
Speaker 5: I heard what he said, and I really truly believe that,
Speaker 5: like deep down, he really likes camping based on other
Speaker 5: stuff that he said. And you know, I if I remember,
Speaker 5: I think he did say that he didn't have a
Speaker 5: great time, but he would be open to trying camping again.
Speaker 7: Oh really like that?
Speaker 3: Leading it off with talk, I was.
Speaker 7: Just saying that to try to get you to stop
Speaker 7: tamp explaining to me that.
Speaker 2: Does us all the time.
Speaker 1: Maybe there could be a small nugget of truth to it.
Speaker 1: Do you think, Mike, are you on board with her?
Speaker 7: Because I hate camping. I don't want to do it.
Speaker 7: I don't know how to make that any core.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, sometimes some things are an acquired taste,
Speaker 1: like coffee or mess How can.
Speaker 5: Anybody not like camping? You're in the outdoorts or fresh air?
Speaker 7: Why am I still on the phone right now? Like
Speaker 7: I said this? And you guys are still talking about it.
Speaker 7: I really don't understand they're still on the.
Speaker 1: Phone, because somewhere, deep, deep down, you really do want
Speaker 1: to see Kelly again and go out one more time.
Speaker 1: Even if I'm not saying out in nature, Let's go
Speaker 1: out in the city somewhere, somewhere that we would pay
Speaker 1: for if you're up for it, Mike, No, far away
Speaker 1: from Aria. That's what we do, Mike. We offer to
Speaker 1: send you guys out on another day on our dime.
Speaker 7: It's clearly not a match. I mean, camping is clearly
Speaker 7: her number one thing. She doesn't have time for a
Speaker 7: man because she's so married to camping.
Speaker 1: She's married to the woods.
Speaker 7: Exactly. You're gonna marry a bear.
Speaker 1: At least one more time so she could take some
Speaker 1: new photos of you for your profile.
Speaker 7: Pick no, because she's gonna drive me to the woods
Speaker 7: to take those photos.
Speaker 1: Tell you, I'm sorry. We're not gonna only get a
Speaker 1: second date for you here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna try and see if there's an outdoors the
Speaker 6: app or something I can find a man on.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Oh, there's a good app. It's about how
Speaker 1: to start a campfire. It's called Tinder. Oh, but we
Speaker 1: were so close to ending on a laugh and the
Speaker 1: second day just.
Speaker 3: Missed freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I just got a text at seventy five night two
Speaker 1: that says, jeff why is it every time it's extremely
Speaker 1: clear they're not a good match, you still ask if
Speaker 1: they'll go out again?
Speaker 3: And yeah, and you always push the side that you
Speaker 3: know is wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know why I do it. Is
Speaker 1: it because I believe in love against all odds? Does
Speaker 1: that make me a bad guy? If all Billie Eilish.
Speaker 3: Because you're a bad the bag? Yeah, you thought about
Speaker 3: that for a while.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I kind of liked it.
Speaker 1: It just shows everybody has a different read on how
Speaker 1: these dates go. She saw it as green flags, he's
Speaker 1: interested in camping, he wants to learn. He saw it
Speaker 1: as being camp shamed within an inch of his life.
Speaker 3: And I saw it as I'm never going to be
Speaker 3: able to hear that Billy Eilish song again without thinking
Speaker 3: about you.
Speaker 1: But the one thing that we can learn out of
Speaker 1: this is that we're always here for you.
Speaker 3: That's true, no matter what good day's bad days, no
Speaker 3: matter how many bad decisions you make.
Speaker 1: Absolutely on your side. You'll fight for you and offer
Speaker 1: you second dates. Call that person who wasn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning