WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Not A Happy Camper

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<v Speaker 1>The second date of day, alexis, what do you find

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<v Speaker 1>attractive in a guy's profile online? Maybe he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>great smile. His profile says he works for white Claw.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I would definitely message to stop it.

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<v Speaker 3>Mango flavor only.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a roadie for Nickelback. Oh wait, sorry, that's

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<v Speaker 1>Brooks thing. But one of our listeners had something else

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<v Speaker 1>that she was instantly attracted to on a guy's profile

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<v Speaker 1>that made her go, oh, what is it? Let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>to Kelly a little bit. Kelly, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Did he work for? Truly? I feel like every guy

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<v Speaker 3>listening is about to change their profile to include whatever

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<v Speaker 3>it is you're about to say, Yeah, tell us about

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<v Speaker 3>this guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well I found this guy Mike while I was

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<v Speaker 4>searching on my.

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<v Speaker 3>As it is his exotic name. Not many of them.

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<v Speaker 1>With a queue. What was it about Mike that stood

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<v Speaker 1>out so much?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is weird, But I really enjoy grocery shopping.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, therapeutic like some people enjoy cleaning.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I really like cooking, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>also really like finding new products and interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>I just love pay and all that money, and it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Soothing when you're in the produce section and the thunder

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<v Speaker 1>goes like yeah, and then it sprinkles all over all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only time I shower all week. You guys know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go with hard No.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly, I'm with you, even if everybody else hates the grocery.

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<v Speaker 3>Did did you find Jeffrey outlined and profile said that Mike? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I was joking. Yeah, it's fine. It wasn't that funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgive you, Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, we were going off for a while. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you see on Mike's profile?

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<v Speaker 4>So he had a photo of himself in the produce aisle,

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<v Speaker 4>just kind of like being goofy and holding you know,

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<v Speaker 4>some fruits and vegetables.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't tell me it was a dude holding two melons.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you ever wonder who takes that picture?

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<v Speaker 1>I was random, excuse me, person that works here? You

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<v Speaker 1>figured me holding? So you saw that that was a

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<v Speaker 1>turn on to you?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you know, I figured if you're cute under

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<v Speaker 4>fluorescent lighting, you gotta be cute to realize.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>He was.

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<v Speaker 4>So we talked and we made plans to meet up

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<v Speaker 4>at this bar. And then when I met him, he

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<v Speaker 4>was he was way hotter than I thought he was

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<v Speaker 4>in the photo. Yeah, so I kind of told him that,

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<v Speaker 4>like as a compliment, that his photos online were not great.

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<v Speaker 3>And oh wait, did you word it that way?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't really remember exactly how I said it,

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<v Speaker 4>but I kind of was like, you know, your photos

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<v Speaker 4>online aren't good because you're so much more attractive in person.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind Of Okay, that one sits weird with I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know about you guys, but for me, whenever I meet

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<v Speaker 3>listeners and they're like, oh, you're not as ugly as

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were online, guy, I feel like more

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<v Speaker 3>guys do look better in person. Maybe was he offended?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I also think he maybe was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little offended, But I like tried to make him understand

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<v Speaker 2>that it was a compliment and I offered to take

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<v Speaker 2>photos for him so that he could use, which I

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<v Speaker 2>now realize is maybe weird on the lead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it's like you're trying to set him up

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<v Speaker 1>for the next person that he meets on the app.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if if a girl said that to you,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you feel like you just got friend zoned?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 4>I honestly was just like nervous and was my weird

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<v Speaker 4>way I get it.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean you tried to save it at least right,

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<v Speaker 6>it was like you left it out like you're way

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<v Speaker 6>hotter than your ugly pictures online.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, but did you actually take new pictures for him?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, was wondering.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do at the bar drink and talk?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know that with her.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no. We were just like hawking and getting

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<v Speaker 4>to know each other. And then we brought up camping,

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<v Speaker 4>which well, I really like he's like kind of newer

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<v Speaker 4>to out door the stuff. But ari I came up

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<v Speaker 4>and he said he had never been, and I freaking

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<v Speaker 4>love ari I.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see this brooke feels about ari I. How you

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<v Speaker 1>feel about grocery show, don't there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, every time you go in and you're like, God,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to start a new outdoor hobby. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>buy a kayak and a mountain bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing hotter than talking about a.

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<v Speaker 3>Serious Wait till you get your first dividend check. Then

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna be like you get money to spend at

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the year because it's a co op?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like a SENI?

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<v Speaker 3>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I can't wait?

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<v Speaker 3>So you went.

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<v Speaker 1>You just took him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>Too drunks at the ri I on the first day.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish I would have been there, just to witness

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<v Speaker 3>you guys walking.

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<v Speaker 1>Around out this sleeping day. I mean, how did that go?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it was cute I walking around making jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he still seem interested or was he just lying

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<v Speaker 3>about you being interested?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Like someone says they're super into something, You're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that too, And I don't lie to people

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<v Speaker 1>on dates like so, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure if it seems like he was genuinely interested. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe he was flying, but I don't know. I thought

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<v Speaker 4>we were having a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So you you're clueless.

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<v Speaker 4>You have no ideas, no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, all right, how long has this been since you

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<v Speaker 1>gave him the tour of RII.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been three weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoh hey wait, maybe you're such a good tour guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You motivated him to go camping and he's still out

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<v Speaker 1>in the wilderness right now, not receiving any phone calls.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, or he's missing, he's too new to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called hashtag van Lifebrook and we're going to check

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<v Speaker 1>in on him. Hopefully he answers when we call and

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<v Speaker 1>try and get you your second date update right after this,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you all. We got a text to seven eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two that says what's ri I. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess not everybody would know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all over the world.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't mean everybody knows what it is if you

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<v Speaker 1>if you haven't been there. Yeah, it's a chain of

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<v Speaker 1>outdoor recreation stores where they sell all sorts like bikes,

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<v Speaker 1>camping gear, harnesses, whatever you would need to be outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Face hoodies, which are that's the only thing I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>bought from ARII. E.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you been to a store?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I bought online Aline store to go check them out

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<v Speaker 1>Comand but I should ask Brook this question because you've

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<v Speaker 1>been there a lot. Are there hot people who work

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<v Speaker 1>there or walk around there?

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<v Speaker 3>A lot hot people? Yeah, there's definitely attractive people. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, I just got a board from there this

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<v Speaker 3>last year and the girl who fitted me for the

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<v Speaker 3>board smoking.

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<v Speaker 1>See. That's That's what I'm worried about. I'm worried that

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<v Speaker 1>when Kelly took Mike to the RII store, I'm hoping

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<v Speaker 1>that he didn't meet some sexy outdoor climbing enthusiasts who

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<v Speaker 1>invited him to scale her twin peaks right there in

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<v Speaker 1>the back room. Because we've heard stuff like this happening

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<v Speaker 1>before somebody else swoops in in the middle of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet they have a pretty big back room. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of big stuff that they.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to move through that, Kelly, do you think that's

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<v Speaker 1>a possibility. Were there any attractive females while you were

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<v Speaker 1>shopping at ri I?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it wasn't like he was flirting with anybody.

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<v Speaker 3>In front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean maybe it could just be that he felt

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<v Speaker 3>like he was forced into something he actually wasn't that

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<v Speaker 3>interested in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he couldn't keep continuing the lie, right because

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<v Speaker 3>then before he knows that he's camping with you and

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<v Speaker 3>hating every second of it.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I think camping is great though.

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<v Speaker 3>With you, you know, nobody else in this room.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's call Mike though and see what he

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<v Speaker 1>asked to say. You're ready to do this, Kelly?

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<v Speaker 7>Do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Hello, Hey, I'm looking for Mike.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh yeah? Is this the bill collector? A gun?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not a bill collector?

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<v Speaker 3>Are box right now? Impressive that you answer your phone

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<v Speaker 3>when you're getting those type of calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you should just hit ignore next time. Bro.

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<v Speaker 7>Wait, so who is this yere?

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<v Speaker 1>We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning with.

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<v Speaker 3>The Love Collectors.

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<v Speaker 1>No, please ignore my female.

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<v Speaker 7>No, we're a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're a radio show. We do a segment called

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update where we try and help out our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners reconnect after they've gone out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that they really liked. Uh. Oh, yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. Somebody went out with you and had a

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<v Speaker 1>really good time and wants to meet up again. Her

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<v Speaker 1>name's Kelly. Oh it was it's been a while ago.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like three weeks ago that you guys met up.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, kind of wish it was the Bill Collector.

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<v Speaker 1>But wow, it was that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>When we talked to her, she sounded lovely.

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<v Speaker 7>H let me just be honest here, like it was

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<v Speaker 7>okay for a little bit, but it did get weird, okay, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about where she offered to take new pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>you because your profile picks weren't good enough.

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<v Speaker 7>She told you all that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah she did.

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<v Speaker 7>We I mean yes, but also I don't think we

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<v Speaker 7>should really be talking about that.

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<v Speaker 1>What should we be talking about?

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<v Speaker 7>If that's how she wants to play, then I'm happy

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<v Speaker 7>to play my side of the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's hear your side.

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<v Speaker 3>So this sounds juicy.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, did she mention us talking about camping?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that came up that you guys mentioned going camping,

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<v Speaker 1>and she even took you to a camping good store.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, yeah she was. She was thinking of going

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<v Speaker 7>camping with some friends soon and and she was like

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<v Speaker 7>basically inviting me, which I mean, that's kind of weird,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, after a first day to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 7>why don't you come camping for multiple days and meet

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<v Speaker 7>my friends? Like that's that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Really nice when you put it that way. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>see what he means. It's one thing to go camping,

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<v Speaker 1>but then I'm going to be stuck with your friends.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe okay, wait wait though, maybe it was like

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<v Speaker 3>one of those invitations where you like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 3>automatically invite people to everything, but it doesn't necessarily mean

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually gonna fall through.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're going to say no.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the big red flag. She liked you and

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<v Speaker 1>wanted you to meet her friends.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, no, no, no, no, that's not the big

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<v Speaker 7>red flag. I told her, I'm not really the biggest

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<v Speaker 7>fan of camping. I tried it once. I really didn't

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<v Speaker 7>love it. I didn't love it so much that I

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<v Speaker 7>actually slept in my car. Oh yeah, And apparently for her,

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<v Speaker 7>that was like the worst thing I could say to her?

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<v Speaker 1>What why? Why?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah? I don't know. She was so shocked, and she

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<v Speaker 7>was like, how do you not like camping? Everyone loves camping?

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<v Speaker 7>Like she was like, what, You've never spent a night

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<v Speaker 7>an attent, You've never heeri in the joy of taking

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<v Speaker 7>the I don't think I can say that word on

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<v Speaker 7>the radio bed. You've got to have the rumble with

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<v Speaker 7>the bear.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what, oh my gosh, those are her.

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<v Speaker 7>She just kept going on and on and on about

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<v Speaker 7>how great camping was and I'm trying to force a smile.

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<v Speaker 7>Then she dragged me to that uh, that sporting goods store.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what's there.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait that all happened before you guys went to Ari. I. Yes, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>the way she played it, the way she described it

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<v Speaker 3>is that you said you were new and you were

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<v Speaker 3>excited about.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying it out.

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, no, no, no, She was like going on

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<v Speaker 7>about it at dinner and then at the store. It

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<v Speaker 7>just was, it was NonStop.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, she was trying. She was trying to sell you

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<v Speaker 1>on going camping by showing you all of the things

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<v Speaker 1>that you could buy and all the things you could

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<v Speaker 1>use the next time you went out into nature.

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<v Speaker 7>She showed me eighteen different types of canteens. I was like,

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<v Speaker 7>I get it. Can we go home? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? She should work for should.

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<v Speaker 7>I think she's getting a commissioned or she has a

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<v Speaker 7>lot of stock there or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Her last name is actually Ari.

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<v Speaker 1>I ask her if that's true, because I didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you this earlier. But Kelly is on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>right now, listening to this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Why how you doing right?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just gonna stick with what I said on the date,

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<v Speaker 6>is that everyone does love camping. They just need to

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<v Speaker 6>find the right things to take with them so they

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<v Speaker 6>feel comfortable.

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<v Speaker 7>That is a objectively not true. Not everyone loves you.

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<v Speaker 7>What a crazy thing to say, you, psycho.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, we don't have to call anyone names, but if

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<v Speaker 5>you're going to be I.

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<v Speaker 7>Think that's on the radio. That's pretty crazy to begin with.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, everybody likes being on the radio time. You

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<v Speaker 1>just have to try it and get used to it

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>That was actually psycho.

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<v Speaker 1>They're nervous. We can show you all kinds of microphone.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Kelly, it doesn't sound like you're listening to

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<v Speaker 3>him at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I heard what he said, and I really truly believe that,

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<v Speaker 5>like deep down, he really likes camping based on other

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<v Speaker 5>stuff that he said. And you know, I if I remember,

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<v Speaker 5>I think he did say that he didn't have a

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<v Speaker 5>great time, but he would be open to trying camping again.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh really like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Leading it off with talk, I was.

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<v Speaker 7>Just saying that to try to get you to stop

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<v Speaker 7>tamp explaining to me that.

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<v Speaker 2>Does us all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe there could be a small nugget of truth to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think, Mike, are you on board with her?

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<v Speaker 7>Because I hate camping. I don't want to do it.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know how to make that any core.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, sometimes some things are an acquired taste,

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<v Speaker 1>like coffee or mess How can.

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<v Speaker 5>Anybody not like camping? You're in the outdoorts or fresh air?

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<v Speaker 7>Why am I still on the phone right now? Like

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<v Speaker 7>I said this? And you guys are still talking about it.

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<v Speaker 7>I really don't understand they're still on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone, because somewhere, deep, deep down, you really do want

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<v Speaker 1>to see Kelly again and go out one more time.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if I'm not saying out in nature, Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>out in the city somewhere, somewhere that we would pay

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<v Speaker 1>for if you're up for it, Mike, No, far away

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<v Speaker 1>from Aria. That's what we do, Mike. We offer to

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<v Speaker 1>send you guys out on another day on our dime.

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<v Speaker 7>It's clearly not a match. I mean, camping is clearly

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<v Speaker 7>her number one thing. She doesn't have time for a

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<v Speaker 7>man because she's so married to camping.

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<v Speaker 1>She's married to the woods.

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly. You're gonna marry a bear.

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<v Speaker 1>At least one more time so she could take some

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<v Speaker 1>new photos of you for your profile.

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<v Speaker 7>Pick no, because she's gonna drive me to the woods

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<v Speaker 7>to take those photos.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you, I'm sorry. We're not gonna only get a

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<v Speaker 1>second date for you here.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna try and see if there's an outdoors the

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<v Speaker 6>app or something I can find a man on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, Oh, there's a good app. It's about how

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<v Speaker 1>to start a campfire. It's called Tinder. Oh, but we

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<v Speaker 1>were so close to ending on a laugh and the

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<v Speaker 1>second day just.

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<v Speaker 3>Missed freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got a text at seventy five night two

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<v Speaker 1>that says, jeff why is it every time it's extremely

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<v Speaker 1>clear they're not a good match, you still ask if

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<v Speaker 1>they'll go out again?

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, and you always push the side that you

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<v Speaker 3>know is wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't know why I do it. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it because I believe in love against all odds? Does

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<v Speaker 1>that make me a bad guy? If all Billie Eilish.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you're a bad the bag? Yeah, you thought about

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<v Speaker 3>that for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>It just shows everybody has a different read on how

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<v Speaker 1>these dates go. She saw it as green flags, he's

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<v Speaker 1>interested in camping, he wants to learn. He saw it

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<v Speaker 1>as being camp shamed within an inch of his life.

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<v Speaker 3>And I saw it as I'm never going to be

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<v Speaker 3>able to hear that Billy Eilish song again without thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about you.

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<v Speaker 1>But the one thing that we can learn out of

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<v Speaker 1>this is that we're always here for you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true, no matter what good day's bad days, no

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<v Speaker 3>matter how many bad decisions you make.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely on your side. You'll fight for you and offer

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<v Speaker 1>you second dates. Call that person who wasn't calling you back.

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<v Speaker 3>Brooking Jeffrey in the morning