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Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Solid Verbal Boys, Girls, Welcome back

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Speaker 3: Happy to have you. Dan. What a wow.

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Speaker 2: I just the the affect that you've taken on. I'm

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Speaker 2: both horrified and welcoming it. What's going on? Man, how

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Speaker 2: Cold, but otherwise not too bad. I am looking forward

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Speaker 2: to bowl season. As ball season continues, I know we

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Speaker 2: have news and Auburn hired a coach to Arizona hired

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Speaker 2: But I'm good, you know, holding up? How you doing?

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Speaker 3: I am doing well. Welcome one and all. Don't forget

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Speaker 3: all throughout bowl season and the off season, and just

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Speaker 3: I would expect it's going to be a very goofy

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Speaker 2: You know, all the usual hotspots.

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Speaker 3: Where we've got like one more week of this year,

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Speaker 1: Touch to nerve Tyler, A touch to nerve? Should we

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Speaker 1: start with news? We have braging news Dan.

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Speaker 2: In three years, Auburn will hire Hugh Freese as they

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brian Harson, Brian Harson is going to be your

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Speaker 2: Yes, I guess he does have a footprint in the

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Speaker 3: You could do worse. And specifically with regard to this Higher,

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Speaker 2: The other higher that you alluded to is at Arizona,

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Speaker 2: Jed Fish does not have any head coaching experience, interestingly enough,

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Speaker 2: I mean, it seems like it's a good time in

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Speaker 2: We are giving gifts. We are giving gifts. It is

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Speaker 3: Rather quickly and hastily I e earlier today, Yeah, drew

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Speaker 2: Okay, So nobody in college football fandom wise, no college

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Speaker 2: fat score belts. Ty, you were the one who said,

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Speaker 3: See, you're the grinch right now because twenty twenty has

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Speaker 3: Well, you get the thinner score belt.

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Speaker 2: I'm dying for it, Ty, I want it so badly.

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Speaker 2: I'm scrolling through here trying to find it. Those are

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Speaker 3: Well, I took a different interpretation of this game, Dan,

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Speaker 3: For Tom Herman, I am going with the Black and

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Speaker 2: You have to be specific about a product.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes if you want things done right, you got to

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Speaker 3: You got a diy this man. It didn't work out necessarily,

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Speaker 3: it's Christmas, Dan, be nice to me. Max Drill and

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Speaker 3: It's all on Tom Herman. If he's going to fix

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Speaker 2: trip to Germany for largely questionable plasma treatments for Skyler Thompson,

432
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 2: who is coming back. We got to keep them. The

433
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 2: falloff is too severe. We got to keep that guy's

434
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 2: the bones and muscles and ligaments, we got to keep

435
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 2: it in intact. Tie it's been. It's been a falloff.

436
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 3: That's important. What year is this going to be for

437
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 3: Skyler Thompson.

438
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 2: It's at least his fourth right now, so next year

439
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 2: would be either be his fifth or sixth.

440
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 3: Because we're getting I feel like we're getting into John

441
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 3: Stocko territory with Skyler Thompson.

442
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 2: Did you see the story about Washington's backup quarterback, the

443
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 2: Sacramento State transfer Kevin Thompson, So he didn't win obviously

444
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: didn't win the starting job. Dylan Morris won the starting

445
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: job at Washington. Kevin Thompson transferred to Washington from Sacramento State,

446
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: had a successful career at Sack State, and the story

447
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: was After consideration, Kevin Thompson decides not to pursue a

448
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 2: seventh year of eligibility because obviously this year didn't count

449
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 2: for anybody if they didn't want it to. So I

450
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: could not imagine being on a college campus for nearly

451
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 2: two Olympic cycles tie, seven years? Seven years? What else

452
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 2: do you have? Do you have any more Big twelve schools?

453
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: Do you have any specific players you want to get

454
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 2: anything for?

455
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got I've got something for Baylor. Oh okay,

456
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:24,719
Speaker 3: I've got what's called a shinola men's leather wrapped flask shinola.

457
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 3: Is that the deverendo voice? That was beautiful?

458
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my davor end of voice. Yeah, oh hell time, it's.

459
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 3: Like one hundred and twenty bucks something like that. It's

460
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 3: a nice flask. It's not a cheap one, something that

461
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 3: you would get for a groomsman at a wedding. But okay,

462
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 3: I just you know, there's a direct line of site

463
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 3: here between what you do with a flask and why

464
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 3: Baylor fans need it, and that's because nothing is more

465
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 3: stressful than watching your team perform at like eighteen percent

466
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 3: of its potential. And you know, like at least on offense,

467
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 3: that was very much the case this sea. I'm not

468
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 3: sure they made it to eighteen percent in a lot

469
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 3: of those games. And as I've alluded to now, the

470
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 3: last couple weeks, watching Baylor football through the lens of

471
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 3: prominent Baylor tweeters has been very difficult. I love Baylor fans,

472
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 3: they love our show. I feel genuinely bad for those

473
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 3: folks having a deal with this transition year. Transition year.

474
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 3: And I do believe in Dave Randa. I think he's

475
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 3: a good hire, but it's apparent that it's going to

476
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 3: take some time to get there. We talked on the

477
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 3: last show about Chas Brewer going transfer portal, so it's

478
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 3: just going to take some time for this thing. To

479
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 3: try and find its way. But in the interim Schinola

480
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 3: not a sponsor, but they make a really high end

481
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 3: leather wrapped flask that I think the classy end also

482
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 3: get the job done to help get you through the

483
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 3: long cold winter.

484
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: I know about Chinola. Actually, No, they are like a

485
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: really nice watch company, okay, and they're based in Detroit,

486
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: like these handmade watches Detroit. They have stores I think

487
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: in a few different cities now. But that's like an

488
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: actual watch fro. I'm like, you know, what if if

489
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 2: at some point I find myself willing to spend like

490
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: five six hundred bucks on a watch, like I have

491
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: that desire, that's what I would get. They're really nice

492
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 2: watching interesting. No, I have no familiarity with them. Yeah, yeah, No,

493
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: it's a it's a cool company as far as I remember.

494
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: The only thing I will say is I think your

495
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: flask idea is fantastic. McClain Stadium is a dry stadium

496
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 2: as far as I can tell. They do not sell

497
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 2: alcoholic lane, right McClain.

498
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 3: That's why you that's why you need the flask.

499
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 2: You need the flask tie, but should you not? And

500
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 2: it's nice to get a leather bound one to really,

501
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 2: you know, put some thought into it. What about one

502
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: of those sunscreen flasks though.

503
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 3: Oh, to be a little bit more coy about it,

504
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 3: to be you.

505
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 2: Know, the Texas sun You got to bring sunscreen to

506
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: be a little bit more cooi.

507
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that.

508
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. But sentiment is, the sentiment.

509
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 3: Is the same yeah, same page.

510
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, turn all right, Ucla. I know people are

511
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: talking about roster size and available players. What I'm giving

512
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: UCLA is I'm giving them room for three to five

513
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 2: of these names. Tye Lee Smith, John Franco, John Wetland,

514
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: Trevor Hoffman, Rick Aguilera, Okay, you name it, Tye. Ucla

515
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 2: losing like five games this yere by a combined two points.

516
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 2: The math doesn't work out. Don't fact check me on that.

517
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: But between the Stanford loss, the Oregon loss, the Colorado lost,

518
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: I know they had a chance late. I think they

519
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: scored to cut it within six like a minute forty

520
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: left or something like that. They were just there usc.

521
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if I said USC twice, but they

522
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 2: were right there so often and just I don't know

523
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 2: if it takes who's the onions who's the college Basketbill Rafters.

524
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 2: I'm seeing a yeah, okay, Bill Rafter, I'm seeing his

525
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 2: face right now. Don't if he just needs to be

526
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 2: at UCLA practice yelling that over and over and again.

527
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 2: These guys need to finish games. These guys needs just

528
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 2: to these guys need closers. I don't know what did

529
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 2: Jeff Nelson ever close to the Yankees or was he

530
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: a set up guy?

531
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 3: Well, he was more of a seventh inning guy, but

532
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 3: seventh I'm sure he's I'd have to look to see

533
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 3: how many careers saves he got, but I'm sure he's

534
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 3: pitched in close a few games now and.

535
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: All these guys. I believe Rod Beck has passed on.

536
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 2: He was an al teimer for the Giants. Yeah, so

537
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: I would. I'd go there. That's my gift for UCLA somehow,

538
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: some way to finish out those last two minutes of

539
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: these close games, because I mean they need they need

540
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: a Shinola flask as well. Their season and most of

541
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: those games ended. They did well against cal Well, against

542
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: ASU closed those out fine, but now they I mean

543
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: they left a lot to be desired those those last

544
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: couple of minutes of those games and we could be

545
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: talking about like a five and one UCLA team. H

546
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 2: it was. It was extremely close to being like a

547
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 2: really impressive turnaround and getting a a lot of hype

548
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 2: going into twenty twenty one. I'll go with another another

549
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: thought about a guy who has I would say, at

550
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: times had difficulty closing tie. It's brock Party. I am

551
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 2: getting Brock Party his own personal Zach Morris okay to

552
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: pause time before making like twelve percent of his throws

553
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: eight point three percent of his throws. And I don't

554
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: know if the analogy fully works, but I know Zach

555
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: Morris could freeze time because at times rock Party could

556
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: use a new voice on his shoulder that tells him,

557
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: you know what, why don't we not throw this ball?

558
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 2: Why don't we why don't we won't just take a

559
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: second and say, let's throw cool, just be cool, just

560
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 2: throw it away. Because the Iowa State Rock Party experience

561
00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: has been almost overwhelmingly pretty incredible. It's just those eight

562
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 2: point two percent of the throws. You get Zach Morris

563
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 2: with his chunky phone strolling across the field, everything frozen

564
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: and says just whispers in.

565
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 3: His ear maybe not yeah, not this time.

566
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 2: That's all I want that's my gift because I alway

567
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: state with this close and I know this season they're

568
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 2: you know, very close to the play even closer to

569
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 2: the playoff. If it's a special teams thing more so

570
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,239
Speaker 2: than a brock Party thing with that Louisiana loss. But

571
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: still maybe not this time. That's my gift to brock Party.

572
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 3: Interesting. I like the cutting you have it. I like

573
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 3: the Cuddy er gear. I just sent you something in slack.

574
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 3: Can you take a look at this? Please?

575
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 2: Oh here? What do we have? Oh Ty?

576
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 3: This is called a beard biard bib featured on Sharp

577
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 3: My God. It's a men's grooming cape for shaping and trimming.

578
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 3: One size fits all, static and stick free. How would

579
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 3: we describe this, Dan, It's it's sort of like a

580
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 3: big old bib that juts. It's a it's a wearable

581
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 3: cloth ladle, and it catches your beard as you're trying

582
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 3: to groom it. Is there anyone or anything in college

583
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 3: football that we could buy this for? There might not be,

584
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 3: but I just saw it now. I haven't given it

585
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 3: much thought. I feel like somebody needs this. I just

586
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: don't know who to catch loose clippings about twenty seven

587
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 3: inches wide, nice little trough. Oh man, I don't know,

588
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 3: are there any just like truly awful college football beards?

589
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 3: The only college football beard I can think of is

590
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 3: Lovey Smith, and love Smith got fired and.

591
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 2: That was a fantastic end.

592
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 3: It also got Trimmy cut the beard off, I believe,

593
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: before the season, which may have something to do with

594
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 3: why he actually got fired.

595
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: Larry Fedora also had a beard. He got let go. Man,

596
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: I don't know who are truly Patricia got let go

597
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: in the NFL. Right, that was a thing.

598
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: It has not been a great beard year.

599
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 2: For pro sports, thinking up and down various conferences, it

600
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 2: has not been a good beard. I'm gonna are there

601
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 2: any kickers with beards this year? I don't know college

602
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: and football beard?

603
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 3: I just like that it's called a men's grooming cape,

604
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 3: So we'll come back to this one. I do have

605
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: other items, but I just want to bring that to

606
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 3: your attention. Think about that if you.

607
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 2: Could, uh Many Diaz.

608
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 3: Many Diaz doesn't have a beard, does he? Or is

609
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 3: he trying?

610
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: I think he does unless he had one at one point, right,

611
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: I don't know if he still does.

612
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 3: Hmmm.

613
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: We've had some random players. You always see like the

614
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 2: lineman with a beard tucking out. Yeah, I don't have

615
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 2: anything for you beard wise here time.

616
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's fine. We'll just get that for ourselves,

617
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 3: just in case.

618
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: New Michigan defensive coordinator John b Lyon. I think Michigan

619
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 2: people still love and he'll figure it out. Now, I

620
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: get him a Michigan a top eight recruiting class. Maybe

621
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: Mike Hankwitz, that's maybe that's your answer. He's free. He

622
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: retired from northwesterday and he did a good job against

623
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,439
Speaker 2: Ohio State. That feels like a really thoughtful gift.

624
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 3: Hi, I am getting Jim Harbaugh a tushy classic bidet

625
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 3: toilet seat attachment.

626
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: Okay, walk me through this.

627
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty was rough. It was an abrasive experience for

628
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 3: Jim Harbaugh. Now in the off season, it comes time

629
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 3: to do some cleanup, and I think the trick for

630
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 3: Jim Harbaugh at this point is to find a way

631
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 3: to clean up that mess without making things worse.

632
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 2: Clean up the mess without making things worse. I'm trying

633
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 2: to connect different dots in this analogy. Continue.

634
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 3: It needs to be as comfortable an experience as possible,

635
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 3: not provide any further irritation for a fan base that's

636
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 3: already in a raw state in.

637
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 2: This situation, is Don Brown literal poop to you. I

638
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 2: didn't go that's his game it is. I'm not Don Brown.

639
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 3: I didn't go that far Don Brown Again, in our

640
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 3: metaphorical universe. I think Jim Harbaugh just needs some way

641
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: to move on in a sterile manner that does not

642
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 3: exacerbate the situation.

643
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 2: You perfectly came up with a gift, and you're acknowledging

644
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: to not doing because saying getting a bidet to clean

645
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 2: up the Brown is perfect, but you're saying you didn't

646
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 2: think of that that way.

647
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Speaker 3: I didn't even know. But when I came up with this,

648
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Speaker 3: I didn't even know that they got rid of Don Brown.

649
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Speaker 3: So I can't take credit.

650
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Speaker 2: That was yesterday. I can't take credit for it. I

651
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 2: don't even know they've had a five star quarterback coming in.

652
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 2: I just, man, you know what I would get? I

653
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 2: would get them. I mean they didn't they didn't get

654
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 2: to travel this year, right, Maybe that was the big

655
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 2: key all these years, taking that trip to roll to

656
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 2: South Africa. I would get them like a very specific

657
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 2: calming meditation retreat. Okay, and like the Adirondacks something like that,

658
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: and Sedona to just to clear their chi tie, to

659
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: clear out all the bad vibes start over. Maybe one

660
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 2: of those what's it called when you drink the like

661
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: the disgusting lemon cayenne pepper honey. Maybe they just need

662
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Speaker 2: to go on one of those die the kleans. Yeah hmm,

663
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Speaker 2: I think that's what I would do. I mean that

664
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Speaker 2: actually fully goes with your gift as well. If I'm

665
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Speaker 2: recommending an advanced colon cleanse and you've got the bidet

666
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: coming in here to take care of the brown tie,

667
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 2: let's move on to our next gift before we go

668
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Speaker 2: too far down.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to Justin Fuente.

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Speaker 2: Oh I like this.

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Speaker 3: Continue going to Justin Fuente. Oh oh oh wait there,

672
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Speaker 3: thank you. You have to keep reminding me. It was

673
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 3: my idea to use the sound, and I keep forgetting

674
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 3: to use the sound. Yeah. I talked about on our

675
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 3: I guess second to last show, two recap shows ago,

676
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 3: that our boy Justin Fuente oo looked freaking spent got

677
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: up to the podium. I want to say it was

678
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 3: after that Virginia game and that my friend was the

679
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 3: portrait of a man who is mentally and physically spent done.

680
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 3: He's being retained in Blacksburg. They're not getting rid of him, thankfully.

681
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have another crack at this thing. I think

682
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Speaker 3: Virginia Tech fans are largely split on what they should

683
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Speaker 3: do there. But he needs to recharge. And so maybe

684
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 3: this is a lazy metaphor, but we did talk as

685
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Speaker 3: part of our Bowl preview show that anchor or anchor

686
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Speaker 3: chargers are a thing. Long, Yes, I think I think

687
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 3: we get him a nice charger, a nice charger. They

688
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 3: make some bamboo chargers. I was looking at it one earlier.

689
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 3: I have no earthly need for it, but they make

690
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 3: a bamboo charger. You can plug in all your devices

691
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 3: in one little area. It's stylish. It goes on top

692
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 3: of the desk. He can charge the phone, the iPad,

693
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 3: the watch, everything he needs to get himself back up

694
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 3: and running this offseason and hopefully get the hookies back

695
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 3: on the straight narrow. So just something to recharge those

696
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 3: batteries would be really helpful for fuent Day and Virginia Tech.

697
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would just suggest, you know, an extended trip

698
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: to some sort of instructional what is it called When

699
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 2: it's it's professional development, right when you go learn something

700
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: sure on the job. We need we need some tackling,

701
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: We need some wrap ups at Virginia Tech. Now this

702
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: is interesting. You're right, you're absolute. Maybe he can go

703
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 2: on the cleanse with miss on the retreat with Michigan

704
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: and just take over their offense. Just take over the

705
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 2: Michigan offense.

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Speaker 3: There are a lot of folks around college football who

707
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 3: I think could go for a good cleanse, but yeah, uh,

708
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Speaker 3: Pluente is definitely one of them.

709
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: For Nebraska and Tennessee, two programs are who have recently

710
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 2: been compared to each other with regard to being classical powerhouses,

711
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 2: classic powerhouses who can't seem to find their footing. I'm

712
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 2: giving them each foundational quarterbacks. I know it's big, I

713
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 2: know it. It eclipses what we agreed upon budget wise

714
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 2: or for this gift giving foundational quarterbacks. And each of

715
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: these teams gets two and a half absolute problems on

716
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 2: the defensive line, because with a foundational quarterback and the

717
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 2: ability to wreak havoc up front, you can cover up

718
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: for a lot of deficiencies. And I just there are

719
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: too many Nebraska fans and too many Tennessee fans out

720
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 2: there who are just sad, angry and regretful of life

721
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 2: decisions too often with regard to buying tickets and watching

722
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 2: hours and hours of Husker and ball football every year.

723
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 2: Also for Nebraska, a thorough webinar of I guess, for

724
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 2: the offensive staff and players on offense on how to

725
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 2: beat zone coverage, because if you watch Nebraska games this year,

726
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 2: every defense is like, well, I guess we're just gonna

727
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 2: slip into a basic zone and see if they can

728
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 2: figure it out. And they couldn't, and they just couldn't.

729
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 2: For Tennessee, I need I'm gonna need a full on

730
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: legal document, notarize legal document from Jeremy Pruitt saying I'm

731
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 2: not touching the offense. I don't make offensive decisions. I

732
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: don't have any sort of say on play calling. I

733
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 2: have nothing of the sort. And also, whoever's running that

734
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 2: offense figure out how and why people are blitzing you

735
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: and what to do because Tennessee was so bad under

736
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 2: pressure this year. All right, I'm getting pid a new

737
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 2: offensive coordinator. Pitney's in you because they if it were

738
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 2: up to Pat Nardoozy, He's just going to hire just

739
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 2: a Doud and a half again. He just maybe bring

740
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: Mack Canada back. I don't know he's around. I don't

741
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 2: know how things are between the two of them. Maybe

742
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 2: they can make things. They can make up, send some

743
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 2: cards to each other, some Christmas cards. I'm getting Washington

744
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 2: a PAC twelve North Celebration parade because they kind of

745
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 2: earned it time marching bands, confetti floats. I'm not sure

746
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 2: if Washington will be able to make it, but I

747
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 2: think they deserve some sort of celebration for the.

748
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 3: What are in Washington State? Are they even able to

749
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 3: have a parade at this point?

750
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 2: This is when all is, when all is, Yeah, somewhere

751
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: down the line, we gotta like July.

752
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 3: Let's say hopefully July.

753
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 2: July was a nice summer Pack twelve North Celebration parade

754
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 2: right down there, down universe sounds wonderful. I'm getting Boise

755
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: State Andy Avlos as their new head coach and their

756
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: new offensive coordinator Chris Peterson.

757
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 3: Interesting. Why don't they bring Peterson back the coach?

758
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: I think there's too much baggage there. Okay, he and

759
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 2: he has he has said that he was like, I

760
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: really like coaching. I just don't want to be a

761
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 2: head coach anymore. Like apparently he loved being a receivers coach. Interesting,

762
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 2: so he likes working, you know, nitty gritty tie position coach.

763
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: Maybe coordinator Chris Peterson that would be something. That's that's

764
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: my recommendation. What do you have anymore? What are we

765
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 2: getting ourselves a full regular off season?

766
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

767
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: Do you have a biday?

768
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 3: By the way, I ordered a biday at the start

769
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 3: of the quarantine period. Okay, I have yet to actually

770
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 3: hook it up.

771
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: Why what are we doing?

772
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 3: Ty, I'm terrified to do amateur plumbing work. All I've

773
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 3: done so far is clean out dreams. I think they

774
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 3: make it super easy, right. I watched no less than

775
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 3: like three YouTube videos where after the fact there was

776
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 3: significant leakage from the toilet and it would drip through,

777
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 3: like onto the floor below. I'm a little afraid to

778
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 3: try my luck at hooking this thing up.

779
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: I mean, if you prepare, you can lay down plastic

780
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 2: or something like that just in case, I guess, But

781
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm not prepared for this. So I will say,

782
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 2: my friend Dave, who you know, installed a bidet improperly, okay,

783
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 2: and it wasn't a leak situation. As much as it

784
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: was an accidental super charge stream situation and it shot

785
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,720
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom into a hallway. I'm not sure

786
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 2: how he like repressurized the situation, but he eventually got

787
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 2: it working. But that's I don't know if he got

788
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 2: like a crazy industrial situation that was meant to like

789
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:28,479
Speaker 2: pressurize a set of bedets like an elephant hose. Yeah,

790
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 2: it was real bad. He was mopping up for a

791
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 2: little bit. So that's that I suppose is a fear.

792
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 2: But just imagine how clean that would get you.

793
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm sure. I mean that's you can't pay

794
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 3: enough for pressure like that.

795
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: You're rebooting with that sucker. I haven't hooked it up yet. Okay,

796
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 2: so maybe I think you should.

797
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 3: Maybe over the holiday break, I will do that.

798
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 2: I don't Here's what I don't understand. Why do you

799
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 2: just not have Kate film you while you hook it

800
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 2: up and use it as content freak solid verbal Yeah,

801
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 2: I don't understand, Like this is this is so obvious

802
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 2: to me, but.

803
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: Just installs a day, just the hooking up portion, not

804
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 3: the actual usage.

805
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if we went on Twitter and put

806
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 2: here is footage of ties mishaps installing a bidet with

807
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 2: a link to our Patreon page right right, The number

808
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 2: of signups would be absurd. This is how we get

809
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 2: into twenty twenty one ties baday installation in ten ADP

810
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 2: four k. If you're up for it.

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Speaker 3: This would be like the time we tweeted out that

812
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 3: we had lex steel on to pick games. And I

813
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 3: still remember to this day. Beaumani Jones tweeting back at us,

814
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: excuse me, what.

815
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Speaker 2: That's true? I do remember that? Yeah, Tie, this is

816
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 2: free content here, I'll say no, all right, Well, look

817
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 2: right in is your area of specialties ex specialties expertise

818
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: corporate bathroom etiquette? Aren't you purporting to be a bathroom specialists?

819
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 3: It is true? It is true.

820
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: Money where your mouth is.

821
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Speaker 3: Right in, soliverble at gmail dot com. Let us know

822
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: what you would buy for college football or for yourself whatever.

823
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 3: We're all friends here, listen. Wherever this may find you,

824
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 3: we wish you nothing but the best this holiday seas.

825
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 3: We hope you're happy and safe and healthy and getting

826
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 3: whatever gifts it is that you wanted, if that's your thing.

827
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: If not, we thank you so much for downloading, for

828
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 3: listening to the show. We will be back on our

829
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 3: normal schedule in just a couple of days. There are

830
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 3: Bowl games that are taking place, so a lot to unpack,

831
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 3: as always Dan here on the Soliverble, But we just

832
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 3: thank you all for your undying support.

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00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 2: That's all I got. Yeah, agreat And if you do

834
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 2: go on YouTube. There are bidet tutorials gone wrong. There

835
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: are issues that people are having with bidets, and they

836
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 2: have viewers. Tie, there are viewership viewers to be had.

837
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 2: So that's all I have.

838
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 3: Tie.

839
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 2: I am. I am pumped. I'm pumped for season. I'm

840
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: pumped for hopefully fantastic games to round out the season.

841
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 3: For that guy over there, my good friend Dan Rubinstein,

842
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 3: for myself, sigh, hilden Brand. We will catch you all

843
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 3: very soon. We're going to hang on here talk little

844
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 3: bruine for the Patreon subscribers. Yeah, but in the meantime,

845
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 3: stay solid, peace,