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Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're

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Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger show. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. Oh yeah, baby, it is Friday. It's

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Speaker 1: an asked Doctor Jesse Friday. You have do you hear this?

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Speaker 1: try to keep brief today. But let me clarify. I

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Speaker 1: know the country itself is in a great deal of trouble.

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Speaker 1: We are a late stage empire. You and I've talked

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Speaker 1: about this ten thousand times. We've gone over all these

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Speaker 1: empires throughout history. We are a late stage empire. But

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Speaker 1: and that's okay. There's nothing. There's not a dagon thing

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Speaker 1: It's Friday, anyway, we're screwing off today. Yeah, I'll play

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Speaker 1: like every political system, including ours. There were inherent flaws,

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Speaker 1: are there ever really four guys in charge? Ever? Does

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly backs in. So that's the status at the

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Speaker 1: Constantine after that. I should note his father was He's

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Speaker 1: their borders. Okay, there's a problem with the Gauls. Constantine,

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Speaker 1: you're in charge of the west. Don't address that, please.

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Speaker 1: Licinius has a problem with any one of the various

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Speaker 1: barbarian factions over there. Licinius, please address that. And you

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Speaker 1: really didn't necessarily want to try to address someone else's

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Speaker 1: and you'd have to really march your army into places

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Speaker 1: you weren't supposed to go. And we have these people

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Speaker 1: called the Goths, the Visigoths, the Goths. You've heard of

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Speaker 1: these people before, one of the various barbarian tribes of

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Speaker 1: this time. They start harassing Constantine that we do know,

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Speaker 1: you know, and and they're not doing anything drastic to

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Speaker 1: the tribal peoples have done throughout history. They're they're not

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Speaker 1: advanced enough militarily to take on the army, but they

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Speaker 1: have to survive, so they're gonna raid tiny border villages, take,

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Speaker 1: you know, take some women, take some spoils, take some gold, whatever,

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Speaker 1: they can, take some food and take off. But it's

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Speaker 1: a big enough problem Constantine needs to address it. But

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Speaker 1: these Goths these goths take back off over into Licinious's territory.

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Speaker 1: Now what should to be done here is constant and

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Speaker 1: who's gonna put all this on Licinius or put all

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Speaker 1: sometimes that's true of certain things. Sometimes, like in this case,

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Speaker 1: Constantine didn't do anything wrong, or you'll get the Constantine

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Speaker 1: The truth is this, we don't know for sure who

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Speaker 1: And Constantine does not just let Licinius handle the goths.

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Speaker 1: And while he's doing this, just so you don't think

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Speaker 1: His son is building a huge navy. The huge navy

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Speaker 1: is meant for Licinius. It's on now, and Constantine, after

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Speaker 1: What was his name? Adrianople? Constantine has a plan for

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Speaker 1: just built and blockade it from the sea. Because remember,

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Speaker 1: as we've talked about a million times, you can look

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Speaker 1: up at Istanbul right now if you want. It is

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Speaker 1: the place to be. I mean, gosh, it's got to

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Speaker 1: be the best strategic city in the world. I swear

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Speaker 1: it has to be where it is this tiny, little

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Speaker 1: Plus it's connecting Europe and Asia. It's just it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: And this naval battle is where we're going to end

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Speaker 1: this story, because this is another place the Christian legend,

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Speaker 1: the Christian part of this story grows. Constantine did have

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Speaker 1: this huge navy, but Licinius had a navy that was

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Speaker 1: bigger than his waiting for him there. And Licinius was

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Speaker 1: no joke either. So now you have these two navies

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Speaker 1: And Adrianople is not exactly a place you can just

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Speaker 1: now how Constantine's gonna pull this off. Now you have

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Speaker 1: army on the other side of the water, and this area,

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Speaker 1: this stretch of water is notoriously and wild. To put

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Speaker 1: it mildly, the winds will be viciously blowing this way

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Speaker 1: and then viciously blowing the opposite direction, and the currents

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Speaker 1: are going one way and then the opposite way. It's

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Speaker 1: just a rough stretch of water. And the winds are

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Speaker 1: constantly blowing one direction most of the day, and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the winds change absolutely opposite one

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Speaker 1: hundred and eighty degrees. So with Licinius's ships against the shore,

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Speaker 1: these essentially gale force winds rise up and they blow

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Speaker 1: Licinius's ships back into the shore. They say the weather

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Speaker 1: alone cost him like five thousand men that day, over

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Speaker 1: a hundred ships just dawn. And if you're a Christian

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Speaker 1: supposed to interpret that any other? Hey, okay, well that

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Speaker 1: worked out fine. Constantine obviously ends up winning. Constantine begins

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Speaker 1: doing something that hadn't really been done before. Constantine begins

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Speaker 1: building churches. We're talking about we're going from hey, don't

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Speaker 1: But he's also killing his wife and son. Remember that

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Speaker 1: son who was leading that navy we just talked about. Well,

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Speaker 1: remember this is an ancient era where ages were different.

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Speaker 1: His son, it was actually his stepson from a previous wife,

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Speaker 1: we have no earthly idea, and we'll never know if

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Speaker 1: the rumors were true. There were rumors they were together.

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Speaker 1: Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. This is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: a legacy of a Christian empire. From Constantine came the

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Speaker 1: The Bysantine Empire lasted like a thousand years, and I

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Speaker 1: like that. Obviously, this has been his myth has grown,

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Speaker 1: his legend has grown. But Constantine, the first, Constantine the great.

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Speaker 1: He was incredible, He did accomplish great things. We will

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Speaker 1: because we love them so much, and because you want

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Speaker 1: the world for them, it is tempting to think I

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Speaker 1: need to get them comfortable. I need to make sure

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Speaker 1: this is taken care of and that's taken care of,

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Speaker 1: and are comfortable. But I look back at my own

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Speaker 1: life and I see all the times when I grew

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Speaker 1: into somebody, and none of those times were the comfortable times.

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Speaker 1: They were the times driving back from Las Vegas to

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Speaker 1: twenty nine Palms with the heat on blast and one

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Speaker 1: hundred and twenty degrees outside. My job is not to

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Speaker 1: make them comfortable. My job as a father is to

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Speaker 1: make them men who are good men, but able to

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Speaker 1: live in this world on their own. I'm gonna die

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Speaker 1: one day. We're not guaranteed tomorrow. This might be the

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Speaker 1: last time you hear my voice. I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: be morbid. I may sign off and getting a nine

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Speaker 1: car pile up on the ray home today. My job

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Speaker 1: is to make sure those kids can make this world

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Speaker 1: a better place after I'm dead and gone, period, and

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Speaker 1: that gets uncomfortable to think about. My job is not

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Speaker 1: to write a strongly worded letter to the school and

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Speaker 1: make sure that bully leaves my son alone. I may

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Speaker 1: feel good in the interim. It may be what you

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Speaker 1: think is right. My job is to teach my son

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Speaker 1: how to handle that bully for himself, because one day

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Speaker 1: Daddy ain't gonna be there anymore. And in that moment,

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Speaker 1: you will be grateful Dad taught me how to handle

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Speaker 1: it for myself. I've told you before, and this matters

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Speaker 1: a lot to me. We travel from time to time.

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Speaker 1: I don't bounce around all the time anymore. This media

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Speaker 1: career actually has to be rooted down here pretty well.

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Speaker 1: But whatever we do travel by kids have always traveled

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Speaker 1: with us as much as possible. It sounds small. It's

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Speaker 1: not hand your kids a plane ticket when you get

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Speaker 1: through security and say, get us to our gate. What

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Speaker 1: how I don't understand. You have all the information you

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Speaker 1: need in your hand and in your mind and in

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Speaker 1: this airport. Figure it out. Oh okay, we're going here.

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Speaker 1: How do I tell what's there's the screen where it

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Speaker 1: shows the gates? What? Okay, flight number? Where's the flight number?

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Speaker 1: And make them think, make them work it out, make

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Speaker 1: them pack their own lunches, make them make their own food.

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Speaker 1: Part of this is my history, love too, of how

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Speaker 1: many stories have we told about these kids, young people

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Speaker 1: doing incredible things. Your seven year old ain't near as

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Speaker 1: helpless as you think. In fact, your seven year olds

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Speaker 1: only as helpless as you allow him or her to be.

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Speaker 1: And that's how I approach it. Plus, I'm really holding

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Speaker 1: out that my kids turn out to be better people

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Speaker 1: than I did allow us to move on here, which

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Speaker 1: I know, I know that's not exactly saying a lot.

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Okay, Dear doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Steele over the last month, we have learned you

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Speaker 1: would defeat an elephant by digging a pit. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I caught a lot of heat for that. That is

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Speaker 1: the only way to defeat an elephant. Sorry, don't you

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Speaker 1: guys learn anything about the Romans? They won many battles

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Speaker 1: by engineering? Is your mind? Two? Rather take on two

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Speaker 1: lions instead of jump out of a plane with no parachute?

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Speaker 1: I thought it was one lion, Chris? Was it two lions?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I may want to revise that two lions. Maybe. Look,

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Speaker 1: it's not like one was gonna be a king. Well,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna breeze through it, but then he had

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Speaker 1: a second. All right, shout up, let's get focused. Dang it. Three?

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Speaker 1: Take or that A million dollars is not worth testing

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Speaker 1: your sanity in a black cave. Agreed, Still, Chris, there's

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Speaker 1: no way, given your culture that you could properly answer

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Speaker 1: that question. Four. And you would rather be five hundred

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Speaker 1: pounds and live past eighty than look like BK and

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Speaker 1: die at fifty seven. Question you have a time machine,

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Speaker 1: you must go back at least one thousand years. What

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Speaker 1: is that, Chris? That's one twenty. I've met the community college.

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Speaker 1: You must go back at least one thousand years, and

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Speaker 1: there's no limit. There's no limit for how far you

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Speaker 1: can go back to. You will live in that time

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Speaker 1: for exactly one year and be brought back to the present.

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Speaker 1: Where and what time are you going to? M History

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Speaker 1: loving Jesse, History loving Jesse, says Rome. But I have

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Speaker 1: other answers. We need to hash this out. An you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome home titlelock

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Speaker 1: And now you're going to get evicted from that home

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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It isn't ask doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. And we have a heavy one here trying.

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Speaker 1: I was debating during the break, how honest I want

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Speaker 1: to be answering this question. Let's just come out with

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Speaker 1: it now. History loving Jesse wants to live in ancient Rome.

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Speaker 1: Maybe like the Julius Caesar time. I only get a

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Speaker 1: year be an ancient Rome when Caesar takes over. And

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Speaker 1: see all, I mean, see all the see everything, see

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Speaker 1: the sights. Christian Jesse, I mean, who wouldn't want to

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Speaker 1: hear Jesus preach a sermon. I would assume that was

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Speaker 1: done pretty well. Talk about going right to the source.

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Speaker 1: Military loving Jesse. I would have said, the Mongols, but

741
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Speaker 1: they're not old enough to be honest with you. And

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Speaker 1: you said a thousand years and Mongols were twelve hundreds

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Speaker 1: when they were tearing everybody apart. I would love to

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Speaker 1: have seen Sparta. Tell me it wouldn't have been cool

745
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: to have seen Sparta. It would probably be boring, you know,

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Speaker 1: probably be lame, but it would be cool to see

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Speaker 1: it would be cool, honestly, and I don't even mean

748
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Speaker 1: this in a in a you know, dirty old man way.

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Speaker 1: It'd be cool to see their women. Their women were

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Speaker 1: supposed to be some of the most beautiful ever because

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Speaker 1: they believed a fitter woman, a physically fit woman, would

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Speaker 1: create a better warrior when she had a baby. So

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Speaker 1: their women had ge like extensive fitness programs. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was an optional either oh no, no, Becky, you're coming. No,

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Speaker 1: we're you're coming, Come on down. Sparta would be cool.

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Speaker 1: Bad Jesse would be maybe interested in ancient Egypt. The

757
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Speaker 1: history of it is absurdly cool. The sights of it

758
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 1: are absurdly cool. I'm not thrilled about the weather parts.

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Speaker 1: The desert sucks, but I mean, you're by the Nile.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they had something worked out for that. The

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Speaker 1: Egyptians did shave off all of their body here, which

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Speaker 1: is a little odd, a little very odd. Look, don't

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Speaker 1: be a dirt ball. I understand what you're thinking, right, now,

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Speaker 1: But we're talking eyebrows, hair on your head. When I

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Speaker 1: say all their body here, I mean all their body here,

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Speaker 1: which should be that would be an adjustment, and that

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Speaker 1: would be an adjustment. But Egypt kind of seems and

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Speaker 1: this is this is gonna get me in trouble. Egypt

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Speaker 1: seems evil, you know, kind of even that mummification stuff,

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Speaker 1: the Pharaoh. And no, it's not that I've seen the

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Speaker 1: mummy too many times. Just very odd, very odd, very different,

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Speaker 1: but so powerful. I want to see it. Is that weird, Chris?

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Speaker 1: Is that weird? Chris? I don't only think it's Egypt

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Speaker 1: because of what the Pharaoh did to the Jews. That's

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Speaker 1: probably fair. I mean, you're you're when you were raised

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Speaker 1: learning those stories. I mean the Egyptians are like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I geek out on the Assyrians. I think the Assyrians

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Speaker 1: are are cool. I mean, I'm not endorsing the Assyrians,

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Speaker 1: Lord please, but I think the Assyrians are cool. However,

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Speaker 1: they really do not get very good pressed in the Bible.

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Speaker 1: The Egyptians. Same thing. They are really not painting it

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Speaker 1: a very good light. But yeah, so I guess that's

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Speaker 1: probably why I call it bad Jesse. I find that intriguing.

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Speaker 1: I find it Egypt intriguing. But that was a long

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Speaker 1: way of saying I didn't answer the question yet. I would.

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Speaker 1: I would, honestly, I would go Assyria. And this is

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Speaker 1: why I would go Assyria. We don't know that much

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Speaker 1: about it. And they built, remember they built these gigantic

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Speaker 1: mega cities with mega walls that even people like the

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Speaker 1: Greeks who came after them would come across them and

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Speaker 1: would marvel at them. That fascinates me, and how old

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Speaker 1: that was. And it's the little nerdy things that fascinate

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Speaker 1: me about that. I want to know. I want to

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Speaker 1: know what they wore. I want to know what their

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Speaker 1: actual tools were, like, I want to know what games

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Speaker 1: they played, sports games, board games. Don't think that you

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Speaker 1: know card games in board games were only invented, but

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Speaker 1: you know when Monopoly came about in nineteen eighty that people,

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Speaker 1: ancient people play these things. Chris brought up one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite moments in history, and the problem is, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I would have to live there for a year. One

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Speaker 1: of my favorite moments in history was when Caesar. As

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Speaker 1: you well know, when Caesar built the bridge to the Germans,

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Speaker 1: it was actually not it was across the rhine. Caesar

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Speaker 1: across the rhine. Germans were invading, stepping out of line.

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Speaker 1: Caesar marches up there, and this is still Honestly, I've

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Speaker 1: looked for even one person who says this is false,

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Speaker 1: that this is a complete line. There's nobody like this happened.

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Speaker 1: Caesar marches up there using ancient Roman technology, no satellites,

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Speaker 1: no GPS, no heavy equipment like that, and in nine

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Speaker 1: days builds a bridge across the water. I can't wrap

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Speaker 1: my mind around it. I would die. You know what,

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Speaker 1: it may be worth the whole year just to sit

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Speaker 1: for that nine days and observe this process and the

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Speaker 1: organization and logistically and how you pull this off. Nine days,

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Speaker 1: builds a bridge across the water, marches his army across it,

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Speaker 1: slaps all the Germans around, and then promptly goes right

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Speaker 1: back across the bridge and destroys it as a way

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Speaker 1: of telling them I can come back whenever I want.

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Speaker 1: This was this was so easy for me. It was

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Speaker 1: a joke. Here, I'm destroyed. This was nine days of work.

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Speaker 1: Don't make me come back here and do it again.

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Speaker 1: And they didn't, And who can blame them? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I'm good actually over here. I love Germany this time

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Speaker 1: of year. I don't even need to go where you are.

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Speaker 1: I feel like a series is the wrong answer there, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's not though right. I want to

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Speaker 1: see one of these ancient mega cities. I want to

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Speaker 1: see the I want to see the bows and arrows

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Speaker 1: on top of the walls. I want to see I

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Speaker 1: know this is gross, but I want to see their

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Speaker 1: torture chambers and stuff. I'm saying, Assyria, I know you

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Speaker 1: know what's weird. My audience is so good at this stuff.

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Speaker 1: By now, Chris, we're gonna have ten emails tomorrow morning

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Speaker 1: saying you're an idiot? How could you not pick blank?

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Speaker 1: And they're all gonna be right. I'm gonna read all

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Speaker 1: these emails and go, oh, that's such a better answer.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, people, it's my show. Since I sensey, Since Jesse,

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Speaker 1: just curious what shotguns you outfitted your boys with for

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Speaker 1: your does dove hunt as I'm looking to equip my

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Speaker 1: eleven year old for adventures with Dad. Okay, here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: ever met her in California, because you know, you go

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Speaker 1: the opposite. Society seeks a balance. We're talking. These people

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you I made a mistake, though, Adam. I

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Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I

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Speaker 1: am continuing. I am only having one guest on today,

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Speaker 1: and this person is not coming on now. I have heard,

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Speaker 1: I know the people have spoken on Fridays. You'd rather

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Speaker 1: have more me and less everybody else? Can you know what?

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Speaker 1: Me too? Me too? Chris? What? Sorry for loving myself? Not?

897
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Speaker 1: Who is the better general? Who has the better story?

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Speaker 1: This is an email grant going from selling firewood from

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Speaker 1: a cart to Civil War winner and president or Jackson

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Speaker 1: with all his issues to famous civil war hero. You

901
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 1: know it's absolutely criminal, Chris, and I swear we're going

902
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 1: to remedy this next week. I've never done a show

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Speaker 1: on Ulysses s grant. You know I'm supposedly don't don't

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Speaker 1: take this to the bank. I'm supposed to related to him.

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Speaker 1: My mother told me that she wasn't totally sure either,

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01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: but she was pretty sure. She said, yeah, we're related

907
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:09,360
Speaker 1: to him in some way. Either way, he does have

908
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 1: an amazing story and a really really cool guy. However, Dude,

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Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson was refusing British orders as a

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Speaker 1: captive at fourteen. Andrew Jackson signed up the fight in

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Speaker 1: the Revolution at fourteen, and British officers as he's a

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Speaker 1: captive or telling him to shine their shoes and Jackson's aw, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I will. I love that guy, and honestly,

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Speaker 1: that's gotta be top five history stories of all times.

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Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson challenging to a duel the deadliest man in

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Speaker 1: America for duels. No, Andrew Jackson knows this, but his

917
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: honor is at stake, challenges him to a duel anyway,

918
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: wears an oversized coat so the guy can't tell where

919
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: his heart is, and allows himself to be shot first,

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01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 1: and then without flinching, shoots back and kills the other

921
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,960
Speaker 1: guy with a bullet in his chest that stayed there

922
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 1: the rest of his life. Is so absurdly cool. Andrew

923
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: Jackson is such an absurdly awesome person. I understand may

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Speaker 1: not be the best human being. What Chris, you know

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Speaker 1: what's funny. Christius asked if we talked about his assassination

926
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 1: attempt when I did that Andrew Jackson show. I don't

927
01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:39,320
Speaker 1: think we did, if memory serves me, didn't he basically

928
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:48,879
Speaker 1: almost beat the guy to death. He did, right, Andrew

929
01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 1: Jackson almost beats to death his own assassin. Dude, Andrew

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Speaker 1: Jackson's the bomb. I understand. Look, you'd probably want ulysses

931
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Speaker 1: as Grant as your father or or brother or neighbor

932
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:04,360
Speaker 1: a bit more than you'd want Jackson. Believe me when

933
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Speaker 1: I tell you wouldn't want your shrubs peeking over Andrew

934
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Speaker 1: Jackson's fans. But however, if you wake up one morning

935
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Speaker 1: and you find a group of Indians try riding onto

936
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Speaker 1: your property to mow you down, with all due respect

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Speaker 1: to Ulysses s Grant, you'd really want Andrew Jackson living

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Speaker 1: next door. Christus asked if Andrew Jackson threw a white

939
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Speaker 1: house rager. I think so, I just don't remember the details.

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Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson did whatever Andrew Jackson wanted to do. Remember

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Speaker 1: that story we told about Jackson where he was given

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Speaker 1: these orders. He was given these orders to take his

943
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Speaker 1: army down to New Orleans and fight. He takes them

944
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Speaker 1: down there and doesn't like the conditions and doesn't like

945
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Speaker 1: the guy who's gonna take over, and he's like, well,

946
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,599
Speaker 1: I'm going back home, and he just takes his army

947
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Speaker 1: and violates orders and just takes them all back home.

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Speaker 1: The WASHINGTDC s dumbfounder like, wait, you were giving orders

949
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: and Jackson I didn't like it not staying, but nothing

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Speaker 1: you could do about it. Andrew Jackson's wills. Dear Jesse Steele, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: things have gone from bad to worse. In a miracle

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01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 1: of all miracles, Terry Shophard and Clay Martin both show

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Speaker 1: up at your house at the same time to save

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Speaker 1: you and your family. They plan to go in the

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Speaker 1: opposite direction. Who do you follow? You can say my

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Speaker 1: name on air if you like, as maybe John Justice

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Speaker 1: or Drew Lee might hear it. Hear this is We're

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Speaker 1: in Minnesota. Thank you for the great show. This is

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Speaker 1: Brian Peterson, and he signs off with the ps I

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Speaker 1: miss you, yelling at Chris to crank up the Steve

961
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Speaker 1: Miller tunes. We would probably be addressing the music situation shortly.

962
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Speaker 1: For you old school fans, see the newer people of

963
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:54,400
Speaker 1: the show. They don't realize how music centric the show was.

964
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 1: I'm talking classic rock rock. We'll play Banjoe music on

965
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: the show, Irish drinking songs, and we let it play

966
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 1: way too long and drives to radio people absolutely insane.

967
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,599
Speaker 1: But we used to jam out on this show, especially

968
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,759
Speaker 1: you know when the best was Chris. When the show

969
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,760
Speaker 1: was on, this wasn't the best. To have way more

970
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Speaker 1: fun doing it now, but in the very beginning, this

971
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Speaker 1: is only a couple of years ago. I've only even

972
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Speaker 1: done this a couple of years. We got this show

973
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Speaker 1: and it was on local on the great KPRC here

974
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Speaker 1: in Houston, and they gave me. They took a total

975
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Speaker 1: chance on me. I'd never I'd never done radio ever,

976
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 1: never done a single radio show, and they gave me

977
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: an hour on the air. But it was on at

978
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Speaker 1: seven o'clock at night, and seven o'clock at night. You're

979
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Speaker 1: not even listening to that when you're when you were,

980
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,679
Speaker 1: I mean on the way home. So it was mainly

981
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Speaker 1: a podcasted show and things like that, and our following

982
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:46,439
Speaker 1: grew huge, which I can't believe. But we didn't care

983
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:48,960
Speaker 1: at all. You think we don't care. Now, We had

984
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,719
Speaker 1: one hour and I would try to squeeze it. Imagine

985
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,719
Speaker 1: what this is like. Doing a political slash history show

986
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 1: with one hour that's essentially what is it? Four segments,

987
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,439
Speaker 1: So you're trying to do basically fifteen minutes of history.

988
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about Andrew Jackson. He was born

989
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,640
Speaker 1: and he died. I don't even know how we did it. No,

990
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Speaker 1: it sucks is I don't think any of those shows

991
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Speaker 1: are still out there anywhere. They probably are somewhere. I'd

992
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:12,680
Speaker 1: love to go back and listen to them. All right,

993
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Speaker 1: all right, I have to pick between Terry Shapherd and

994
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Speaker 1: Clay Martin. I picked Terry Shapherd. And here's why, not

995
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 1: that I think Terry Shapherd is the superior warrior to

996
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: Clay Martin. I never fought with either of them. They're

997
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Speaker 1: both these I mean absurdly trained green Berets, has been

998
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:38,720
Speaker 1: doing it forever, not just green Berets, green Berets with

999
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 1: decades of fighting experience. You couldn't go wrong either way.

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01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: I go Terry Shapherd because Terry Shapherd doesn't have kids.

1001
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 1: And in general, this is not unheard of, This is

1002
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,639
Speaker 1: not this is not this is not specific, but in general,

1003
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 1: I want people leading me. I want people in my

1004
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 1: unit who don't have families. That was very common, I

1005
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 1: should mention throughout history. Lewis and Clark were pretty much

1006
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 1: emphatic about it. I think maybe one or two of

1007
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 1: their guys were married. You just here's how I can

1008
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Speaker 1: describe it for you. I'll put this see the best

1009
01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: way possible. I did not have a wife or kids

1010
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: when I was in Iraq. When you were in combat,

1011
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:33,920
Speaker 1: your mentality has to be different to keep yourself alive,

1012
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 1: to keep your men alive, and you have to become

1013
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:43,519
Speaker 1: something different. For a time, I had one picture and

1014
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 1: did not want anymore. I had one picture of my

1015
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: parents and my sister. It was just a family picture.

1016
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:50,479
Speaker 1: It was just those three parents and my sister was

1017
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:53,439
Speaker 1: the only family I had at the time. I kept

1018
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:57,439
Speaker 1: that picture and I would allow myself to look at

1019
01:13:57,439 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 1: that picture one time a day, and only one time

1020
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 1: a day. You pull it out briefly, you look at it, smile,

1021
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,760
Speaker 1: think about home, and put it back and close it

1022
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Speaker 1: up and don't look at it again. I didn't want

1023
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:15,200
Speaker 1: to think about home. I didn't want to think about comfort.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to think about mom. I didn't want

1025
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Speaker 1: to think about Dad making his famous, you know, his

1026
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Speaker 1: famous beef tenderloin. I didn't want to think about joking

1027
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 1: around with my sister. I wanted to think about killing

1028
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 1: people and keeping my guys alive period. And I felt

1029
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 1: that that mentality would actually mean there was a better

1030
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:40,040
Speaker 1: chance I would get home to see my family again.

1031
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:43,639
Speaker 1: And I watched other guys who did it a different way,

1032
01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 1: and it would be very hard. If you're married, you know,

1033
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Speaker 1: you got to try to write the wife all the time.

1034
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:49,160
Speaker 1: Stuff like I didn't have a wife, so I can't

1035
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: speak to that. But these guys would just mentally tear

1036
01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:55,639
Speaker 1: themselves apart sometimes, and I just never wanted to do that.

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Speaker 1: Hang 'am feeling a little stocky. Follow like a subscribe

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Speaker 1: It's when I talk about credit score people can take

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Speaker 1: it personally. I understand life happens. I understand bankruptcies happen,

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Speaker 1: foreclosures happen, people lose jobs, people get divorces. There are

1043
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Speaker 1: things that happen in your life. Maybe you screwed up,

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Speaker 1: your credit score is down. I get it's all right,

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Speaker 1: but at least take the small steps now to get

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Speaker 1: that score back up. So what doesn't cost you a

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Speaker 1: points just hanging out there right now. You can snatch

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Speaker 1: they are, they know where to get them, they know

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01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,640
Speaker 1: how to get them. Let them do that for you.

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01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 1: It's awesome what they do. Get a scoremaster dot com

1054
01:16:19,479 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 1: slash Jesse. That is scoremaster dot com slash Jesse. Go

1055
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 1: get that credit score up. I am trying to hurry

1056
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: as much as humanly possible through these questions. Sometimes I

1057
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:03,600
Speaker 1: get distracted. You understand when you email the Great Showgun

1058
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:12,120
Speaker 1: the Oracle Jesse Steele Kelly, that there's a chance my

1059
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 1: mental issues are going to kick your question down the

1060
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:22,400
Speaker 1: road a little. However, as I said, I am now

1061
01:17:22,439 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 1: going to organize these by when they come in. I

1062
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 1: will get to you eventually. Hello, dear doctor Jesse. If

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01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 1: you were forced to spend a few days on a

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01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 1: remote island and could take only one book and one

1065
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,960
Speaker 1: song with you, which song and which book would you

1066
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 1: take ps wearing heels more often because of you. That's awesome.

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01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:55,439
Speaker 1: One good for you, letty good for you. I am

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01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,760
Speaker 1: sure the men in your life appreciate the fact you

1069
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:03,439
Speaker 1: are prioritizing looks. Heels do look awesome on women, don't they, Chris, Gosh?

1070
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:07,080
Speaker 1: They look good? All right? Never mind one book, one

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01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: song man, One book is tough. I'm not I know

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01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 1: what you're all screaming right now. I picked the Bible,

1073
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,360
Speaker 1: picked the Bible. I would obviously pick the Bible over

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01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:24,320
Speaker 1: anything else. But that's such a look at me, and

1075
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:27,360
Speaker 1: how good I am answer. Look, if you all, if

1076
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 1: this scenario has ever dropped into your lap, picked the Bible. However,

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01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to cop out like that because it's

1078
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:39,479
Speaker 1: such a cop out answer. You know, whose books are

1079
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:44,080
Speaker 1: so underrated? Chris? And people don't even realize this. A

1080
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:48,680
Speaker 1: lot of people, especially dudes, love spy novels. You know

1081
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 1: where there's this one super awesome stud dude. He goes

1082
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:55,800
Speaker 1: around killing all the bad guys and secret agent stuff.

1083
01:18:55,840 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 1: People love that stuff. The best guy who ever did it,

1084
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:04,559
Speaker 1: whoever did it, is Robert Ludlum. And most people don't

1085
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: know this guy's name Chris. Chris has never heard of

1086
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 1: his name? Have you heard of the born identity Chris?

1087
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:14,320
Speaker 1: The movies, Robert Ludlam is the one who wrote that book,

1088
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:18,599
Speaker 1: and honestly, the movies are Okay, I hate Matt Damon,

1089
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:22,600
Speaker 1: so it's difficult for me to enjoy the movies. Go

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01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 1: buy that book. The book is wildly different than the

1091
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:32,040
Speaker 1: movie too, and I mean completely different. Go buy that book. What, Chris,

1092
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 1: why do I hate Matt Damon? Matt Damon is It's

1093
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:41,280
Speaker 1: not just that he's a leftist. They're all they're all leftists.

1094
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:46,479
Speaker 1: He's one of these insulting, in your face types. About

1095
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,840
Speaker 1: it all the time. I have to be scolded about

1096
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,960
Speaker 1: it all the time. He makes it look I make attempts.

1097
01:19:53,320 --> 01:19:56,360
Speaker 1: As you know, I'm trying to phase supporting these people

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01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:59,360
Speaker 1: out of my life anyway, but sometimes I make attempts

1099
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:02,360
Speaker 1: to ignore as much as seemingly possible. Okay, maybe he

1100
01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:05,920
Speaker 1: said something one time, Just let me ignore it so

1101
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,599
Speaker 1: I can take my son to the New Avengers movie. Okay,

1102
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 1: But he makes it impossible. It's it's all the time,

1103
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 1: every time. It's not as if I'll never watch a

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01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,760
Speaker 1: Matt Damon movie. I mean Goodwill Hunting is one of

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01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:21,360
Speaker 1: the great movies of all time, one of the great

1106
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,760
Speaker 1: movies of all the time. So I'm not anti Matt Damon.

1107
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,599
Speaker 1: I've seen all the Oceans movies, Oceans eleven's, Oceans twelve,

1108
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 1: which was an embarrassment, an Oceans thirteen, which turned out

1109
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 1: to be really good. Actually didn't watch the new Oceans

1110
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 1: movie because with all the women in it, because I

1111
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:41,360
Speaker 1: have some self respect. But beyond that, I'm just not

1112
01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:44,679
Speaker 1: a Matt Damon guy. All right. That was the book

1113
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:51,800
Speaker 1: would be Born Identity. The song Bad Moon Rising by

1114
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 1: Creeden's Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising simple. I can't play

1115
01:20:57,240 --> 01:21:00,719
Speaker 1: it for you right now yet again, we're working on that. However,

1116
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:04,120
Speaker 1: at this exact moment, allow me to highly encourage you

1117
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 1: on your own. I know you probably know it. Go

1118
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:10,679
Speaker 1: turn on Bad Moon Rising the thousandth time you hear

1119
01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:13,639
Speaker 1: that song. Still good. I am not here to tell

1120
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:17,240
Speaker 1: you it's the greatest song ever written. But if I

1121
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:20,800
Speaker 1: only have one song, I don't know that I can

1122
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:24,200
Speaker 1: go greatest song ever written. I have to go song

1123
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:27,400
Speaker 1: that I'm not really gonna get sick of. Right, what, Chris,

1124
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:35,920
Speaker 1: you got a problem with that? Chris just brought up

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01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,600
Speaker 1: Tom Petty. I'm actually not going to make fun of

1126
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,200
Speaker 1: you for that. There are a lot of Tom Petty

1127
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:42,439
Speaker 1: songs on there. You could throw free falling in there.

1128
01:21:42,479 --> 01:21:46,559
Speaker 1: It'd be cool. And whoa, whoa, watch your tongue about

1129
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:49,920
Speaker 1: free falling right now, Chris, U come out of this chair,

1130
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:56,439
Speaker 1: dear master Showgun Kelly song Man. That is intense. I

1131
01:21:56,560 --> 01:22:00,200
Speaker 1: share your interest in the matters of w W one.

1132
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:04,680
Speaker 1: I was always fascinated by the Ludendorff offensive and was

1133
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:07,240
Speaker 1: wondering if you'd considered doing a show on the subject.

1134
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:10,680
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Chris, I've considered this. I've considered

1135
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:13,679
Speaker 1: setting aside these emails I get people send in they

1136
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,960
Speaker 1: want requests for the show. I think you need to

1137
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,120
Speaker 1: start saving I'm not doing it. Clearly, you need to

1138
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 1: start setting those aside, because that is a really cool

1139
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,479
Speaker 1: part of the war, the Ludendorff offensive. Chris, save this,

1140
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:27,840
Speaker 1: Save this. Chris doesn't even know what I'm talking about.

1141
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,640
Speaker 1: And just for those of you who don't know, you

1142
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:34,479
Speaker 1: know what. No, I'm not ruining it. I'll do something

1143
01:22:34,479 --> 01:22:37,120
Speaker 1: on it. I will bear with me. I'll do something

1144
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 1: on it. The World War One is so fascinating and

1145
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,599
Speaker 1: there are there are ten million ways you could approach

1146
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:45,920
Speaker 1: this show. Ten million ways you can approach that war.

1147
01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:50,120
Speaker 1: Oh crap, we're already done with two hours. Dang it,

1148
01:22:50,280 --> 01:23:17,839
Speaker 1: one second, wake up and text, Text and eat, Text

1149
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:22,840
Speaker 1: and catch the bus, Text and miss your stop. Wait

1150
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:26,680
Speaker 1: wait wait, Text and be late to work, Sorry late,

1151
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:33,080
Speaker 1: Text and work, Text and pretend to work, Text and

1152
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,439
Speaker 1: x surprised when someone calls you out for not working.

1153
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:38,760
Speaker 1: Text and meet up with a friend you haven't seen

1154
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:42,400
Speaker 1: in forever. Hi, Text and complain that they're on their

1155
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:46,040
Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and listen to them, complain

1156
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:51,200
Speaker 1: that you're on your phone the whole time. Text and whatever.

1157
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,400
Speaker 1: But when you get behind the wheel, give your phone

1158
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:57,519
Speaker 1: to a passenger, put it in the glove box. Just

1159
01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 1: don't text and drive it. Stop texts Stop rerex dot

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01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,680
Speaker 1: org a public service announcement brought to you by the

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Speaker 1: National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the ad Council. Deer Houston,

1162
01:24:35,560 --> 01:24:39,240
Speaker 1: history professor. Several times on your show, you have mentioned

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01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:42,200
Speaker 1: how manufacturing helped us win in the World Wars, with

1164
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:44,439
Speaker 1: a lot of factories going to China. Do you think

1165
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:47,360
Speaker 1: China is using that not only for the money, but

1166
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:50,680
Speaker 1: also to build a manufacturing backbone that can help in

1167
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 1: a war. When you get ready to attack somebody. Look,

1168
01:25:02,439 --> 01:25:08,599
Speaker 1: manufacturing does wing war. The United States of America gets

1169
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:12,599
Speaker 1: a couple of ws on the world war stage because

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01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:15,080
Speaker 1: we can make more crap than anyone else can make

1171
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:21,040
Speaker 1: things break down quickly. If you can't replace them with others,

1172
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:25,600
Speaker 1: you lose. If we don't have a manufacturing base that

1173
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:30,040
Speaker 1: can keep up with China's oh yeah, oh yeah, we're

1174
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,679
Speaker 1: losing that war. Hang on one second. I'm gonna play

1175
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:34,479
Speaker 1: a couple of sound bites from the town halls last night.

1176
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:22,479
Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. This is a Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour eight seven seven three seven seven

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01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:48,200
Speaker 1: four three seven three eight seven seven three seven seven

1179
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:53,320
Speaker 1: four three seven three. If you could sit down for

1180
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:57,479
Speaker 1: a conversation where they had to answer your questions with

1181
01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:01,400
Speaker 1: one Democrat, one person from the other side in today's

1182
01:27:01,439 --> 01:27:10,080
Speaker 1: political landscape, what would you ask them? M probably Tulsi

1183
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:18,200
Speaker 1: Gabbard and ask if she found me attractive? What? Chris? What? Look,

1184
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,200
Speaker 1: here's how, Here's why this question is difficult for me

1185
01:27:20,240 --> 01:27:27,400
Speaker 1: to answer. I don't find leftists to be complicated. I

1186
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,439
Speaker 1: know how they feel about things. I know why they

1187
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:35,280
Speaker 1: feel that way about things. I do. I do. I

1188
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:42,080
Speaker 1: understand the way leftists view the world. I get it. Yeah,

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01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm just very young curious. I'm very I'm not curious

1190
01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:48,280
Speaker 1: about it, and I don't care. I understand it completely

1191
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:52,759
Speaker 1: if I had to, I don't want to skip the question.

1192
01:27:55,640 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Okay, that's actually a really good answer. Chris

1193
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,320
Speaker 1: just said. I would. I would sit down with Hillary

1194
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,800
Speaker 1: Clinton and ask her the biggest thing she ever covered up?

1195
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:10,439
Speaker 1: You know what I would ask. I'd sit out with

1196
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:17,640
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton, and I genuinely want to know who have

1197
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:20,639
Speaker 1: you had killed? Have you had anyone killed? And now, now,

1198
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,280
Speaker 1: hold on a second, I don't want to go full

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01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:27,680
Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist on you here. There's undoubtedly a bunch of

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01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:32,719
Speaker 1: that stuff that's garbage, and maybe all of it's garbage. However,

1201
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:42,719
Speaker 1: and this is a fact, there is an odd body

1202
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:47,400
Speaker 1: count surrounding the Clintons now and hear me out here,

1203
01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:51,639
Speaker 1: people that Clinton body count email that's been forwarded forever.

1204
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,320
Speaker 1: A lot of that stuff is crap. So and I'm

1205
01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:57,240
Speaker 1: not saying that Clinton's have had people killed, I'm really not,

1206
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:02,679
Speaker 1: But there is an odd aura of death around there,

1207
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:05,680
Speaker 1: and I am curious about that in fact, and you

1208
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:07,240
Speaker 1: know what, just say, you don't think I'm just picking

1209
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:11,080
Speaker 1: on the Clintons. I would ask many politicians this same question.

1210
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:13,840
Speaker 1: And I don't want to go conspiracy theorist on't you here,

1211
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:17,599
Speaker 1: But do you really believe we live in the only

1212
01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:23,719
Speaker 1: country in the world where politicians, where powerful people don't

1213
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:35,360
Speaker 1: have potential problems removed? I believe that. I believe that

1214
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:37,719
Speaker 1: because I can study history. I know how the world works.

1215
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:42,640
Speaker 1: And we talked about We talked about Constantine earlier. I

1216
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:48,160
Speaker 1: didn't even go into the fact he basically had his sister.

1217
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:52,920
Speaker 1: I believe it was his sister's husband, sister's husband, Jill,

1218
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:56,679
Speaker 1: after he took over. I think it was Licinius. Actually

1219
01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:58,800
Speaker 1: we talked about Licinius. I'm trying to think if I

1220
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:01,639
Speaker 1: remember this right. She begged him to let him live.

1221
01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:03,479
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll let him live, lets

1222
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:05,200
Speaker 1: him live for a year, and that accuses him a

1223
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:11,080
Speaker 1: treason and has him killed and his son. It's just

1224
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:18,600
Speaker 1: this is what powerful people do. Powerful people they have

1225
01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:22,680
Speaker 1: access to things. That's what money in power buy you.

1226
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,160
Speaker 1: It's really what it buys you. It buys you access

1227
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:28,559
Speaker 1: to things. And obviously, as you well know, I'm not

1228
01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:31,519
Speaker 1: from that world. But because of what I do now,

1229
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:34,280
Speaker 1: I've had different opportunities to dip my tone it, to

1230
01:30:34,439 --> 01:30:39,960
Speaker 1: peer inside of it. It's fascinating to me. I don't

1231
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:43,920
Speaker 1: find it to be super enticing, but I can see

1232
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:46,400
Speaker 1: how people do. I've told you this story before about

1233
01:30:46,439 --> 01:30:50,920
Speaker 1: there's this club in here in Houston. I'm not going

1234
01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:53,880
Speaker 1: to give away the name of it's and I don't

1235
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:56,600
Speaker 1: mean it's some nightclub. It's what you say when you

1236
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,280
Speaker 1: say that's what it sounds like, when you say club

1237
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,120
Speaker 1: with flashing lights and drugs and stuff like that. It's

1238
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:06,719
Speaker 1: a club here. It is exclusive. I don't even know

1239
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:08,720
Speaker 1: how much it costs to be a member of it.

1240
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:13,280
Speaker 1: And when I say club, I mean millionaires and billionaires,

1241
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:19,040
Speaker 1: only professional athletes, all these people. They take your cell

1242
01:31:19,080 --> 01:31:22,599
Speaker 1: phone from you as you walk in the door. Don't

1243
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:26,320
Speaker 1: think you're going to be there browsing on Facebook. No, no,

1244
01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:29,160
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, Now it's you walk in it. It's

1245
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:34,840
Speaker 1: like a standard restaurant type thing, bar, bartender, waiters, waitresses

1246
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:39,479
Speaker 1: all look like models, all of them. And these guys

1247
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:41,479
Speaker 1: sit around. I've only been in it one time I

1248
01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:43,439
Speaker 1: was invited by somebody. It was just that we wanted

1249
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:45,200
Speaker 1: me to meet a couple of people there. There was

1250
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:46,920
Speaker 1: no business thing. It was just a casual thing. We

1251
01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:49,759
Speaker 1: had a cigar on the on the porch and of scotch.

1252
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:54,800
Speaker 1: But to hear these guys talk, they just have access

1253
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:58,679
Speaker 1: to anything and everything at all. This guy comes out

1254
01:31:59,439 --> 01:32:02,880
Speaker 1: and he was I guess this isn't given too much

1255
01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:06,400
Speaker 1: in a way. He had started a tequila company and

1256
01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:08,800
Speaker 1: he was I would guess forties maybe fifty years old,

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Speaker 1: had started a tequila company. And he came out the

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01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:15,439
Speaker 1: door and look, he wasn't I'll be honest with you,

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01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:18,479
Speaker 1: he wasn't my speed. Very much like a Las Vegas

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01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:21,760
Speaker 1: nightclub guy, you know, the huge open shirt. And he

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01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:26,840
Speaker 1: had three women with him, again, the three of those

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01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:31,080
Speaker 1: beautiful women you've ever seen in your life, not heavily dressed,

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01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:34,080
Speaker 1: dressed for the summer, if you will. And he had

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01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:36,040
Speaker 1: a conversation with a guy right beside us, a guy

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01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:37,680
Speaker 1: we were with. I don't know the guy, but had

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01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:40,720
Speaker 1: a conversation right beside us, and it basically boiled down

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01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:45,520
Speaker 1: to this, Oh, via these girls, we're taking off tomorrow

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01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:49,960
Speaker 1: on my jet and we are heading down to Nicaragua.

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01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:53,040
Speaker 1: I've got a place down there. You want to come along.

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01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:55,360
Speaker 1: It's just gonna be us for a few days. And

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01:32:55,439 --> 01:32:58,000
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, sure, I'll be there at ten. And

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Speaker 1: you have access. These people live different lives than you

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01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,479
Speaker 1: or I will ever live. And I don't want to

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01:33:03,479 --> 01:33:05,200
Speaker 1: live that life. I don't want to live that. I

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01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:07,400
Speaker 1: don't want to die at fifty. Yeah, I don't want

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01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,479
Speaker 1: to live. But that's what money buys you. It buys

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01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:13,800
Speaker 1: you access to things. Part of that access, on top

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01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:21,160
Speaker 1: of booze, drugs, women, mansions, lear jet's, yachts, healthcare, whatever

1279
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:25,439
Speaker 1: it may be, part of that access is you have

1280
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:32,280
Speaker 1: more access to dangerous people if you want that access.

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01:33:35,439 --> 01:33:41,200
Speaker 1: That's that world. Pmc's private military contractors. They can run

1282
01:33:41,240 --> 01:33:46,280
Speaker 1: the gamut and do of really really patriotic. We're talking

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01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:49,280
Speaker 1: a group full of super soldiers here doing the bidding

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01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:55,439
Speaker 1: of America, doing the right thing in dangerous places. That's right.

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01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:57,360
Speaker 1: Chris is a great book on these. If you're curious

1286
01:33:57,360 --> 01:34:00,240
Speaker 1: about a great book. I think the author sadly killed himself,

1287
01:34:00,320 --> 01:34:03,840
Speaker 1: but the book's called zero Footprint. He didn't kill himself.

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01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:08,280
Speaker 1: Oh A, terrorists got him. That really sucks. Great book,

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01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,639
Speaker 1: Zero Footprint give you a little glimpse into this world.

1290
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 1: But I know a little bit about it, just in

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01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:15,920
Speaker 1: the people I know. So the private military contractors can

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01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:22,320
Speaker 1: go from being those guys to being guys where there's

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01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:25,880
Speaker 1: a village here in Africa, we'd like to do some

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01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:30,720
Speaker 1: mining there and they're not leaving. Hey, guys, would you

1295
01:34:30,760 --> 01:34:36,160
Speaker 1: mind taking care of things for us? And they go

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01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:40,799
Speaker 1: take care of things. That kind of power and wealth

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01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:44,760
Speaker 1: also gives you access to very dangerous people. And the

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01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:49,640
Speaker 1: problem is when you have access to dangerous people like

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01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:54,839
Speaker 1: that and a problem arises, you need a certain moral

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01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:59,240
Speaker 1: compass to keep yourself from using those dangerous people to

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01:34:59,439 --> 01:35:03,559
Speaker 1: handle that problem that arose. If you don't have that

1302
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:07,760
Speaker 1: moral compass, in many don't. Well, it's pretty easy to

1303
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:11,559
Speaker 1: make a phone call, isn't it. I would ask, Look,

1304
01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:13,840
Speaker 1: you could just say Hillary. I would say any of them,

1305
01:35:13,840 --> 01:35:15,840
Speaker 1: but Hillary is a great one. I want to know.

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01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm not even judging. I want to know who's not

1307
01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:26,799
Speaker 1: here anymore because of you? On purpose. I want to know, Yeah, Epstein,

1308
01:35:27,160 --> 01:35:31,519
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. I'm not a fan of executive orders. However,

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01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:35,000
Speaker 1: would Trump be able to sign an EO that says

1310
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:38,080
Speaker 1: no mail in ballots can be accepted after election. Dating. No,

1311
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:42,240
Speaker 1: absolutely not. He's so limited with the powers he has,

1312
01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:44,200
Speaker 1: and you'd want him to be limited with the powers

1313
01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:47,639
Speaker 1: he has because you can't have presidents taking over elections

1314
01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:49,880
Speaker 1: in any way. All right, now, we're going to get

1315
01:35:49,880 --> 01:36:05,840
Speaker 1: to the town hall audio in just a second. This

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01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:09,000
Speaker 1: is a Jesse Kelly show. Like a stain on your

1317
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:12,920
Speaker 1: brain you can't get out. I could tell you so

1318
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:17,080
Speaker 1: many stories about the heartbreak I've seen selling RVs, and

1319
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:20,640
Speaker 1: I it's it's it's almost like clockwork. We'd see it.

1320
01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:24,320
Speaker 1: Once a week. You'd get this young family come out,

1321
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:28,439
Speaker 1: or even worse, were the older retired couple. And they

1322
01:36:28,479 --> 01:36:30,880
Speaker 1: come out, and let's say it's the older couple. They're

1323
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:33,920
Speaker 1: they're planning on selling their home and buying an RV.

1324
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:36,719
Speaker 1: They're gonna retire in an RV. I work for thirty years,

1325
01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:39,599
Speaker 1: I'm getting an RV. We're gonna go see America. We're

1326
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:42,559
Speaker 1: gonna spend our final years seeing the country. And it's

1327
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:45,519
Speaker 1: a cool story, right, Who doesn't love that story? And

1328
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:47,800
Speaker 1: you go through, you find them the perfect RV and

1329
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:49,880
Speaker 1: everything's fine, and they have a down payment, and you

1330
01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:54,240
Speaker 1: pull their credit and you have to go tell them

1331
01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:57,040
Speaker 1: they're not getting an RV because their credit score is

1332
01:36:57,040 --> 01:37:01,479
Speaker 1: too low. I've seen this time time and again. Get

1333
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:06,200
Speaker 1: your credit score up. Go to scoremaster dot com slash jesse.

1334
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:10,920
Speaker 1: Again that scoremaster dot com slash jesse. Let them help you.

1335
01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:37,040
Speaker 1: All right, this is a serious show about serious topics.

1336
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:39,960
Speaker 1: So I am actually going to play you a little

1337
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:43,920
Speaker 1: bit of audio from the different town halls last night.

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Speaker 1: Trump apparently curb stomped Biden with the ratings, which is

1339
01:37:47,439 --> 01:37:52,840
Speaker 1: not surprising. Here's Trump's little tidbit from his town hall.

1340
01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:56,000
Speaker 1: I enjoyed this. Savannah Guthrie made an ass of herself

1341
01:37:56,080 --> 01:38:00,480
Speaker 1: last night, really really embarrassed herself, trying to be a journalist,

1342
01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:03,400
Speaker 1: but it always just comes out like badgering. So, of course,

1343
01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:06,960
Speaker 1: because she's not only not a journalist, she's also not intelligent.

1344
01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:09,719
Speaker 1: She asked to ask the same question everyone else asks

1345
01:38:09,720 --> 01:38:13,320
Speaker 1: about white supremacy. Here's how Trump handled it. You've done this, lay,

1346
01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:20,280
Speaker 1: I denounced white supremacy, okay, white supremacy for years, but

1347
01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:22,679
Speaker 1: you always do it. You always start off with the question.

1348
01:38:22,840 --> 01:38:26,400
Speaker 1: You didn't ask Joe Biden whether or not he denounces Antifa.

1349
01:38:26,720 --> 01:38:29,439
Speaker 1: I watched him on the same Basic show with Lester Holt,

1350
01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:33,479
Speaker 1: and he was asking questions like Biden was a child. Well, well,

1351
01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:39,080
Speaker 1: what are you listening? I denounced white supremacy. What's your

1352
01:38:39,120 --> 01:38:42,639
Speaker 1: next question? Are you? That's not a bad answer. It's

1353
01:38:42,640 --> 01:38:44,720
Speaker 1: about as good as you can do in that situation.

1354
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:47,720
Speaker 1: You know my thoughts on it. I believe Republicans need

1355
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:53,960
Speaker 1: to start playing vicious, consistent offense with that question. Calling

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01:38:54,040 --> 01:38:58,759
Speaker 1: somebody a white supremacist, that's quite a call out, that's

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01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:02,120
Speaker 1: quite an accused, especially when you consider the things white

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01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:06,920
Speaker 1: supremacists have done in this world. You call me a

1359
01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:10,120
Speaker 1: white supremacist, and you say it time and time again.

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01:39:10,479 --> 01:39:13,600
Speaker 1: You're constantly questioned me, trying to paint me as a

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01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:20,200
Speaker 1: white supremacist. I'm gonna do some painting of myself. Savannah Guthrie,

1362
01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:22,879
Speaker 1: Are you a pedophile? I've heard rumors you're a pedophile.

1363
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:26,280
Speaker 1: Do you denounce pedophilia? All you do? Okay, But some

1364
01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:29,200
Speaker 1: of people who follow you like pedophilia? Do you denounce them?

1365
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:32,680
Speaker 1: What about your pedophilia problem? Are you going to denounce pedophilia?

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01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:35,160
Speaker 1: It's time to start playing. You're going to call me

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01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:38,840
Speaker 1: a white supremacist. We're going to have a conversation then.

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01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:43,120
Speaker 1: But setting the Trump town hall aside, this is just

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01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:48,280
Speaker 1: a brief moment from Joe Biden. And let me let

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01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:51,000
Speaker 1: me clarify, We're gonna be fine if Joe Biden gets

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Speaker 1: elected president. We're gonna get through it together. We're gonna laugh,

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01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:56,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna make fun of him. We'll get mad, There'll

1373
01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,960
Speaker 1: be days we'll get mad. Obviously, it's not good for

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01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:05,120
Speaker 1: the country. That's not what we you want. But he

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01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:11,759
Speaker 1: was asked about police procedure last night and he gave Honestly,

1376
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:14,240
Speaker 1: he gave an answer. It was just like Maisie Herono

1377
01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:16,040
Speaker 1: the other day. He gave an answer that was so

1378
01:40:16,080 --> 01:40:18,600
Speaker 1: stupid it embarrassed me. You know how hard it is

1379
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:21,720
Speaker 1: to embarrass me. It embarrassed me. On behalf of the

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01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:24,840
Speaker 1: United States of America. The world watches this man and

1381
01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:27,640
Speaker 1: hears him say things like this. But we can do this.

1382
01:40:27,840 --> 01:40:31,000
Speaker 1: You can ban choke calls. You can. But beyond that,

1383
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:34,680
Speaker 1: you have to teach people how to de escalate circumstances.

1384
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:38,080
Speaker 1: De escalate so instead of anybody coming at you in

1385
01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:39,800
Speaker 1: the first thing you do is shoot to kill you

1386
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:42,200
Speaker 1: shoot him in the leg. There's ways you have to

1387
01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:44,720
Speaker 1: do more background checks in terms of whether or not

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01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:52,400
Speaker 1: the person that is the dumbest, dumbest thing I think

1389
01:40:52,439 --> 01:40:54,639
Speaker 1: I've ever heard out of somebody's mouth in my life.

1390
01:40:55,320 --> 01:41:00,400
Speaker 1: It's not only completely tactically incorrect. Do you under stand

1391
01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:06,599
Speaker 1: how fast and violent and confusing deadly encounters are? There

1392
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:10,439
Speaker 1: are situations there are stories out there about gun fights

1393
01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:16,360
Speaker 1: taking place in an elevator in an elevator and each

1394
01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:26,080
Speaker 1: person missing with every single round, to say nothing of biologically,

1395
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:30,080
Speaker 1: just shoot him in the leg. Are you do? You

1396
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:32,840
Speaker 1: do you know about the arteries? And you know what?

1397
01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:35,680
Speaker 1: There's this guy, Chris found him. We're gonna try to

1398
01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:38,719
Speaker 1: get him on the show. He's called Donut Operator, former

1399
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:43,400
Speaker 1: swat guy. He broke this down in an excellent way

1400
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:46,000
Speaker 1: to sit back and enjoy, because he's right. Take bullet

1401
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:48,639
Speaker 1: hits your bone, that bone's gonna go and it's gonna

1402
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:51,439
Speaker 1: break apart and send a little razor Shart fragments everywhere.

1403
01:41:51,439 --> 01:41:53,760
Speaker 1: And then the bullet's gonna break apart, and it's gonna

1404
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:57,920
Speaker 1: send Razorshart fragments everywhere, and everything around it goes and

1405
01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:00,200
Speaker 1: you die. Another reason why police don't shoot when the

1406
01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:02,280
Speaker 1: legs is that legs are very hard to hit when

1407
01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:04,599
Speaker 1: you're under pressure. Legs are very hard to hit anyways.

1408
01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:06,639
Speaker 1: Now imagine if that leg is moving and it's attached

1409
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:09,200
Speaker 1: to a person, a grown person that wants to kill you.

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01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:12,400
Speaker 1: Even professionals who constantly train with pistols would have a

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01:42:12,479 --> 01:42:15,400
Speaker 1: hard time making that shot. Police officers are responsible for

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01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:17,880
Speaker 1: every single bullet that leaves their gun. That's why they

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01:42:17,920 --> 01:42:21,479
Speaker 1: shoot the center mass. Ricochet's and overpenetration are deadly. When

1414
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:23,880
Speaker 1: you shoot someone in the chest, your bullet has the

1415
01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:28,360
Speaker 1: least chance to overpenetrate and ricochet's somewhere possibly hitting someone else.

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01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:30,680
Speaker 1: Police use their firearms to stop the threat. That means

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01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:33,920
Speaker 1: they shoot until the threat is no longer there. Sometimes

1418
01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:36,559
Speaker 1: it takes one or two shots. Sometimes it takes six shots.

1419
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:39,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes it takes more. A good example I like to

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01:42:39,160 --> 01:42:41,800
Speaker 1: use for this is Senior Chief Mike Day, who was

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01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:44,320
Speaker 1: a Navy sill. He was shot twenty seven times and

1422
01:42:44,479 --> 01:42:51,759
Speaker 1: still killed a few people. It's not that it's stupid.

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01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:56,040
Speaker 1: People say stupid things all the time. It's one of

1424
01:42:56,080 --> 01:42:59,519
Speaker 1: those things that's so stupid. Anyone with an ounce of

1425
01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:03,439
Speaker 1: knowledge knows it's stupid. Only This is coming from a

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01:43:03,520 --> 01:43:06,320
Speaker 1: man who might be President of the United States of

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01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:14,840
Speaker 1: America in two weeks. Gosh, that's gonna be embarrassing, Chris.

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01:43:14,920 --> 01:43:18,160
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I don't I don't have many moments

1429
01:43:18,200 --> 01:43:23,080
Speaker 1: where I cringe, but think how embarrassing that's going to

1430
01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:25,799
Speaker 1: be if Joe Biden as president of the United States.

1431
01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:28,599
Speaker 1: Think of the things that are going to come out

1432
01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:33,760
Speaker 1: of that guy's mouth for four years. And that's embarrassing. Dude,

1433
01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:38,360
Speaker 1: it is embarrassing. You know, Bill Clinton, as bad as

1434
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:42,919
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton was, and you can list all the problems

1435
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:49,120
Speaker 1: you have with Bill Clinton, it wasn't embarrassing like that,

1436
01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:53,479
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It wasn't embarrassing if Hillary

1437
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:58,680
Speaker 1: a God forbid, if Hillary had gotten elected, it wasn't embarrassing.

1438
01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:02,880
Speaker 1: Barack Obama maybe the worst president the country has ever seen.

1439
01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:09,120
Speaker 1: I despise him and will until I die. I wasn't embarrassed.

1440
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:14,439
Speaker 1: I hated him. I was mad all the time, but

1441
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:17,720
Speaker 1: I wasn't watching him speak going oh gosh, China is

1442
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:21,960
Speaker 1: probably looking at this and laughing their faces off. You

1443
01:44:22,080 --> 01:44:24,560
Speaker 1: realize it's going to be four years of that with

1444
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:35,559
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. Maybe maybe you're here his excellency, Showgun, if

1445
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:39,360
Speaker 1: you were Hunter Biden, how terrified of Hillary Clinton? Would

1446
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:42,360
Speaker 1: you be? Right? Now goes along the lines of what

1447
01:44:42,479 --> 01:44:45,360
Speaker 1: we just said. That's hilarious, by the way, again insulting,

1448
01:44:45,479 --> 01:44:50,280
Speaker 1: he says, ps birds, question Mark, really, question mark? Birds

1449
01:44:50,320 --> 01:44:52,479
Speaker 1: are creepy? All right? You know what, if you don't

1450
01:44:52,520 --> 01:45:00,719
Speaker 1: think birds are creepy, I think you're creepy. This one's

1451
01:45:00,720 --> 01:45:05,560
Speaker 1: about the Civil War, show Gun actual as another of

1452
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:08,840
Speaker 1: the most important election of our lifetime approaches The question

1453
01:45:08,880 --> 01:45:11,519
Speaker 1: that has plagued me since I started voting is what

1454
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:15,120
Speaker 1: is the worst decision made by the American male population

1455
01:45:15,760 --> 01:45:18,160
Speaker 1: giving women, the white the women the right to vote

1456
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:24,920
Speaker 1: or the privilege to drive? He says, his name is

1457
01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:29,880
Speaker 1: pig Eye Jackson. All Right, we're not going to go

1458
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:32,760
Speaker 1: into any of that right now, because I have made

1459
01:45:32,800 --> 01:45:36,360
Speaker 1: a commitment that I'm not going to be offensive on

1460
01:45:36,479 --> 01:45:38,840
Speaker 1: this show, and I'm not going to talk about how

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01:45:38,960 --> 01:45:42,880
Speaker 1: disastrous for America the Nineteenth Amendment has been. I have

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Speaker 1: made a solid commitment that I will no longer discuss

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Speaker 1: how it has plunged us into this overly emotional state

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Speaker 1: of politics that yanks us one way or the other,

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Speaker 1: and it's created a big government society because now we

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Speaker 1: want a lot more compassion and a lot less common sense.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not going into it, Chris. Period. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going into it. We are going to go into our

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Speaker 1: one and only guest of the day, first time guests,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm chopping away pretty good at these questions.

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Speaker 1: I might actually get through these questions, Chris. I might

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Speaker 1: actually get through them. You know what, people undersell it,

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Speaker 1: and I'll obviously take any phone calls eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three eight three eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three sorry eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three hang on.

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Speaker 1: One in three adults has pre diabetes one in three.

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Speaker 1: That means it could be you your football, your fruitball buddy,

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Speaker 1: or you your best man, you're worst man. You you're

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Speaker 1: a dog walker, you're a cat jugger. While one in

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Speaker 1: three adults has pre diabetes. With early diagnosis, pre diabetes

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Speaker 1: can be reversed. Take the risk test at do I

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Speaker 1: have pre diabetes dot org? That's do I have pre

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Speaker 1: diabetes dot org? Wait did they just say one in

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Speaker 1: three adults has pre diabetes. That's thirty three point three

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Speaker 1: three percent of adults. That means it could be me

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Speaker 1: my boss or my boss's boss, or me my favorite

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Speaker 1: sister or my other sister. That's seven members of my

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Speaker 1: twenty one person romantic book club. Wait, the one in

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Speaker 1: three could be me my karaoke partner Carol or my

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Speaker 1: karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take the risk test

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Speaker 1: that do I have pre diabetes? Dot org brought to

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Speaker 1: you by the AD Council and it's Pre Diabetes Awareness

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Speaker 1: Partners joining us now to talk about the potential emptying

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Speaker 1: of America's cities. Analyst with Young Americans for Liberty and

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Speaker 1: writer for The Hill, Kristen b Take Kristen, I keep

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Speaker 1: hearing these stories from all my friends in New York

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Speaker 1: City about people fleeing. Apparently the moving companies are turning

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Speaker 1: people away. Is this wishful thinking on our part? Is

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Speaker 1: this actually happening? What's actually happening? Hey, Jessey, thanks for

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01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:51,960
Speaker 1: having me on. Yeah. So, my most recent book is

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01:48:52,000 --> 01:48:55,479
Speaker 1: called The Liberal Invasion of Red State America, and I

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01:48:55,600 --> 01:48:58,840
Speaker 1: started writing it a few years ago, kind of chronicling

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01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:02,920
Speaker 1: the great migration out of Blue states to Red states.

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01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:06,280
Speaker 1: But little did I know in my book actually was

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01:49:06,400 --> 01:49:10,120
Speaker 1: released in February that these trends I was following were

1507
01:49:10,200 --> 01:49:13,880
Speaker 1: about to just blow up on an unprecedented level because

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01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:17,880
Speaker 1: of COVID. So for the last you know, decade, we've

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01:49:17,960 --> 01:49:21,439
Speaker 1: seen this trend sort of accelerated, people just fleeing these

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01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:26,160
Speaker 1: high tax states like New York primarily, but also California

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01:49:26,240 --> 01:49:30,840
Speaker 1: and Illinois and heading to places like North Carolina, Florida

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01:49:31,439 --> 01:49:35,920
Speaker 1: and Textis. But COVID gave a lot of folks the

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01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:39,720
Speaker 1: opportunity to leave who were thinking about leaving before, but

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01:49:40,120 --> 01:49:42,400
Speaker 1: you know, maybe had to stay because of a job

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01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:45,600
Speaker 1: or some other commitment. And now with COVID, you know,

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01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:48,400
Speaker 1: we see record numbers of people able to work remotely,

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01:49:48,560 --> 01:49:51,720
Speaker 1: so you know, record numbers of families are saying, hey,

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01:49:51,920 --> 01:49:54,800
Speaker 1: why are we sticking around here? They're taxing us at

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01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:57,320
Speaker 1: the highest rate in the country. In New York City

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01:49:57,720 --> 01:50:01,400
Speaker 1: climbed through the roof. I mean, murder are up fifty percent.

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01:50:01,880 --> 01:50:04,679
Speaker 1: The New York City Public school system is a joke

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01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:07,720
Speaker 1: at a total failure. I think there's something like one

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01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:10,360
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty schools in the New York Public School

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01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:13,200
Speaker 1: system that have a passage rate on the state exam

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01:50:13,400 --> 01:50:17,040
Speaker 1: of ten percent. That's pathetic. So these places that are

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01:50:17,120 --> 01:50:20,639
Speaker 1: just inhabitable for families, and even now we're seeing young

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01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:24,680
Speaker 1: professionals leave. So it's devastating for our cities like New

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01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:28,280
Speaker 1: York in LA but Jesse. Here's the thing. All these

1529
01:50:28,360 --> 01:50:31,200
Speaker 1: people are moving to red states, and my concern is

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01:50:31,240 --> 01:50:34,760
Speaker 1: that they are going to drastically change the political landscape

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01:50:34,800 --> 01:50:37,799
Speaker 1: in places like Florida. And I know you live in Texas.

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01:50:37,920 --> 01:50:40,559
Speaker 1: I do too. I think they could also eventually turn

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01:50:40,680 --> 01:50:44,280
Speaker 1: Texas blue because they play these liberal policies and then

1534
01:50:44,320 --> 01:50:46,960
Speaker 1: they just vote in favor of the same policies that

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01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:51,320
Speaker 1: cause the disasters they last. That is my question as well, Kristen,

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01:50:51,360 --> 01:50:53,519
Speaker 1: And you're right, I mean I was totally asking for

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01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:55,800
Speaker 1: selfish reasons as part of the reason I wanted to

1538
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:58,920
Speaker 1: have you on. I saw the Ted Cruz Badeau Rourke

1539
01:50:59,040 --> 01:51:01,439
Speaker 1: race and how close it was. I'm not one of

1540
01:51:01,479 --> 01:51:04,479
Speaker 1: these people who lies to myself at places like Texas

1541
01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:08,240
Speaker 1: can never change. I mean times change, states change. Who

1542
01:51:08,680 --> 01:51:11,879
Speaker 1: is leaving these states and are they bringing those politics

1543
01:51:11,960 --> 01:51:16,920
Speaker 1: with them? That's the question. Yes, so the data suggests

1544
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:19,280
Speaker 1: that a lot of them are. It's kind of hard

1545
01:51:19,800 --> 01:51:22,920
Speaker 1: to measure that exactly. So what you have to do

1546
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:26,439
Speaker 1: is look at the migration rates and then measure the

1547
01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:30,519
Speaker 1: election results year by year. So that's all we can

1548
01:51:30,560 --> 01:51:33,160
Speaker 1: really do. But the data does suggest that a large

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01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:36,679
Speaker 1: portion of these migrants are voting in favor of left

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01:51:36,760 --> 01:51:40,759
Speaker 1: wing policies. You know, it's really frightening a lot of people.

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01:51:40,880 --> 01:51:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm a millennial, A lot of people in my generation

1552
01:51:43,479 --> 01:51:47,600
Speaker 1: don't realize that California used to be a very traditionally

1553
01:51:47,680 --> 01:51:52,160
Speaker 1: read state, and right now, Texas had the exact same

1554
01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:56,920
Speaker 1: demographics that California did almost exactly the same in nineteen

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01:51:57,040 --> 01:52:01,439
Speaker 1: ninety and nineteen nineties, the year when California slips from

1556
01:52:01,479 --> 01:52:05,880
Speaker 1: conservative to liberal, and of course presidential you know, liberal

1557
01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:09,280
Speaker 1: presidential candidates have won every single year in California. So

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01:52:09,479 --> 01:52:12,720
Speaker 1: that is where Texas is right now. We cannot take

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01:52:12,800 --> 01:52:16,639
Speaker 1: Texas for granted. Kristen, you are ripping my heart out

1560
01:52:16,880 --> 01:52:18,760
Speaker 1: over here, ripping my heart all right, you know what,

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01:52:18,840 --> 01:52:21,880
Speaker 1: Let's address the Blue states for a moment. If they're fleeing,

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01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:24,800
Speaker 1: if they are emptying, and obviously I believe they are,

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01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:29,400
Speaker 1: are they being filled? Is that vacuum being filled? If so,

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01:52:29,640 --> 01:52:32,200
Speaker 1: who's filling it? I mean, look, obviously I want to

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01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:34,519
Speaker 1: live in Texas. I'm here on purpose, but I love

1566
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:36,640
Speaker 1: places like New York City. There's nothing better than a

1567
01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:39,080
Speaker 1: long weekend. There are people on the right going to

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01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:43,840
Speaker 1: start filling that place up. Unfortunately, no, because, as you know,

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01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:47,200
Speaker 1: these liberals in charge of places like New York City

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01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:50,519
Speaker 1: and New York State, when people leaves, they just doubled

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01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:54,280
Speaker 1: down on the policies that created the problem. So last year,

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01:52:54,360 --> 01:52:57,800
Speaker 1: before COVID even happened, New York State was facing I

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01:52:57,880 --> 01:53:00,920
Speaker 1: think it was a two or three billion dollar budget

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01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:04,360
Speaker 1: hole because they had fewer residents than they expected to

1575
01:53:04,479 --> 01:53:07,400
Speaker 1: pay the taxes to fund all of these big government

1576
01:53:07,479 --> 01:53:10,839
Speaker 1: boomdoggles that they put in place. Well, now it's COVID,

1577
01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:14,200
Speaker 1: of course they've seen record numbers of people leave. They

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01:53:14,280 --> 01:53:16,840
Speaker 1: say about two million people will have left by the

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01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:19,719
Speaker 1: end of the year, they think permanently for other states.

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01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:23,360
Speaker 1: So of course that budget hole is going to be massive.

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01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:27,040
Speaker 1: And what is the solution. Of course, it's not to

1582
01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:31,240
Speaker 1: cut taxes. They respond by saying they're going to raise

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01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:34,360
Speaker 1: taxes on the middle and high income earners who remain

1584
01:53:34,520 --> 01:53:37,760
Speaker 1: in the city. That's what de Blasio saying. Cuomo saying

1585
01:53:37,840 --> 01:53:40,920
Speaker 1: the same thing on the state level. So these Democrats,

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01:53:41,000 --> 01:53:44,320
Speaker 1: they just don't get it. And you know, New York

1587
01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:46,599
Speaker 1: City has been the center for banking and the arts

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01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:49,920
Speaker 1: for so long, but because of the diversification of the

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01:53:50,000 --> 01:53:53,439
Speaker 1: workforce and technology, that may not always be the case.

1590
01:53:53,560 --> 01:53:56,679
Speaker 1: You can be a banker for Wells Fargo from Tennessee

1591
01:53:56,840 --> 01:54:00,519
Speaker 1: now or from anywhere. So unfortunately, New York City could

1592
01:54:00,520 --> 01:54:03,840
Speaker 1: become a burned out hell whole like Detroit if if

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01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:07,080
Speaker 1: they don't clean up their act and quickly. Kristen, why'd

1594
01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:09,160
Speaker 1: you write a book that seems like so much work?

1595
01:54:09,360 --> 01:54:11,240
Speaker 1: People have asked me to write a book before. My

1596
01:54:11,360 --> 01:54:14,680
Speaker 1: answer is absolutely not. I can't write, never do it.

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01:54:14,920 --> 01:54:19,880
Speaker 1: It's horrible, you all die. I aged myself ten years

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01:54:20,000 --> 01:54:22,599
Speaker 1: from the fan of two years I wrote each book,

1599
01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 1: so I'm like a six year old woman in like

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01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:31,680
Speaker 1: a twenty nine year old body. It's horrible, it is.

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01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:33,839
Speaker 1: How do you even do? Do you like make yourself

1602
01:54:34,040 --> 01:54:35,880
Speaker 1: right for an hour a night? Do you do this

1603
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:38,440
Speaker 1: thing where you I don't know, smoke hemp and wait

1604
01:54:38,520 --> 01:54:40,760
Speaker 1: for inspiration or something. I don't know how you people

1605
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:44,880
Speaker 1: do this? Yeah, you know it's funny because I say

1606
01:54:44,920 --> 01:54:47,400
Speaker 1: I took two years to write this book. I really

1607
01:54:47,520 --> 01:54:49,640
Speaker 1: researched it for a year and a half and then

1608
01:54:49,680 --> 01:54:52,400
Speaker 1: I have the ability to write very quickly. It's like

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01:54:52,880 --> 01:54:55,040
Speaker 1: I get in the groove and then I can write

1610
01:54:55,080 --> 01:54:57,760
Speaker 1: the whole thing quickly. But you need that, like we'll

1611
01:54:57,800 --> 01:55:00,400
Speaker 1: lead up to it where you're really doing deep search.

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01:55:00,480 --> 01:55:03,120
Speaker 1: It's you know, I don't want to say never do it.

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01:55:03,240 --> 01:55:06,240
Speaker 1: It's a It's a very rewarding process in some ways,

1614
01:55:06,360 --> 01:55:09,200
Speaker 1: but you need to be extremely committed to it because

1615
01:55:09,680 --> 01:55:13,200
Speaker 1: it's a very small amount of juice for the squeeze.

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01:55:14,960 --> 01:55:17,120
Speaker 1: Isn't it so much better being in Texas than it

1617
01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:19,240
Speaker 1: is all the people we know in DC in New

1618
01:55:19,320 --> 01:55:22,520
Speaker 1: York City, all my buddies are miserable over there, and

1619
01:55:22,600 --> 01:55:26,120
Speaker 1: I keep telling them how great it is here. Oh yeah,

1620
01:55:26,200 --> 01:55:28,080
Speaker 1: I lived in New York City for a long time.

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01:55:28,200 --> 01:55:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm a Yankee. I grew up in Boston, and oh man,

1622
01:55:32,600 --> 01:55:35,160
Speaker 1: I just love Texas. I don't think I'll ever leave.

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01:55:35,560 --> 01:55:38,120
Speaker 1: The cost of living is great. I have a big

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01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:41,680
Speaker 1: house with four bedrooms that cost less of my studio

1625
01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:46,680
Speaker 1: apartment in New York City talks. So yeah, the lifestyle great.

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01:55:46,760 --> 01:55:49,960
Speaker 1: But let's just tepe. These liberals don't ruin it, ruin

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01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:52,360
Speaker 1: it for us, Jesse, because I'm telling you they're moving

1628
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:55,640
Speaker 1: down here and up in the heights near where I

1629
01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:58,160
Speaker 1: live in Houston. They're about to vote for an actual

1630
01:55:58,400 --> 01:56:02,560
Speaker 1: self avowed socialist does their representative? Did you learn the

1631
01:56:02,680 --> 01:56:06,080
Speaker 1: kind of dopes that these liberals are voting for? And

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01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm very concerned about the future of Texas, especially in

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01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:13,520
Speaker 1: the cities like Houston. Yeah, me too. Let us hold

1634
01:56:13,560 --> 01:56:16,320
Speaker 1: out Christin Betay. Thank you so much, ma'am. I appreciate you.

1635
01:56:17,440 --> 01:56:23,720
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Jesse Good. I'm worried about it. Man, Chris.

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Speaker 1: you know it's weird when we get to the final

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Speaker 1: segment of the week. I feel like I start talking

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Speaker 1: slower because I don't want it to end. Isn't that weird?

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01:59:28,880 --> 01:59:31,360
Speaker 1: I find that to be a little weird. Maybe that's odd.

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01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm having fun over here. Maybe we need to m

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01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:41,400
Speaker 1: let's think about this. Maybe we need to add an

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Speaker 1: hour on Friday's not for national syndication. Don't worry, program managers,

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01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:50,880
Speaker 1: don't worry. What if we added like an exclusive podcast

1675
01:59:51,120 --> 01:59:54,720
Speaker 1: only separate hour or something for Fridays we could do.

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01:59:55,040 --> 01:59:57,360
Speaker 1: We have so much stuff. I have so much stuff.

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01:59:57,400 --> 02:00:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm not even getting to And remember, if you missed

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Speaker 1: your asked Doctor Jesse question today, I will get to it.

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02:00:04,400 --> 02:00:07,360
Speaker 1: You don't have to send it again. However, if you

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Speaker 1: send them, whenever you send them, I set them aside

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Speaker 1: and I will get them in order next week. Jesse

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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show dot com. This one was from why not allowed

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Speaker 1: to say? I don't I don't say. Then, remember you

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Speaker 1: send me an email. I will never, ever, ever, ever

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Speaker 1: ever read your name, even if it's a death threat.

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02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:33,600
Speaker 1: I will never read your name unless you tell me

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Speaker 1: in there you can read my name. That's fine. I'm

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Speaker 1: one of the only people on this earth who actually

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02:00:38,280 --> 02:00:40,800
Speaker 1: believes in privacy and minding my own business. Your name

1691
02:00:40,880 --> 02:00:44,360
Speaker 1: never gets read unless you say that's fine, doctor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: In a national divorce, who gets what? This is the

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Speaker 1: question I get asked all the time when I bring

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02:00:55,160 --> 02:00:58,360
Speaker 1: up having a national divorce. People want to know, how

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02:00:58,440 --> 02:01:00,640
Speaker 1: does it look? What are the lines? Who gets what?

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Speaker 1: I have ideas, but understand a couple things. One My

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Speaker 1: desire for a national divorce is not that I want

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Speaker 1: a divorce. Have you seen people get divorced? How often

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Speaker 1: does it seem like they're thrilled about the prospect. It's

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Speaker 1: just they view that as being better than staying married.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get a divorce. I don't wish

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Speaker 1: we were here where we are nationally, I'm not thrilled

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Speaker 1: about this. However, let's be adults. Let's acknowledge the real

1704
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Speaker 1: world we live in now. The real world we live

1705
02:01:45,480 --> 02:01:49,560
Speaker 1: in now is we do not share common values as

1706
02:01:49,600 --> 02:01:55,400
Speaker 1: a nation, not anymore. If you don't share common values,

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02:01:56,240 --> 02:02:01,320
Speaker 1: then your nation goes from being something that you keeps

1708
02:02:01,360 --> 02:02:09,000
Speaker 1: you safe and prosperous. To a cage match, a nation

1709
02:02:09,240 --> 02:02:12,240
Speaker 1: must share some common values or it ceases to become

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Speaker 1: a nation. We have ceased to become a nation in

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Speaker 1: that way. So what we need to do is go

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Speaker 1: our separate ways before it gets really, really ugly. My

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Speaker 1: desire for a divorce is only because I don't want

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Speaker 1: it to get ugly. I really do not. I don't

1715
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Speaker 1: want to see anybody get hurt. I just want let's

1716
02:02:34,640 --> 02:02:37,520
Speaker 1: just you go live over there and I'll go live

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Speaker 1: over here. Period. You do your own socialist thing, whatever,

1718
02:02:44,960 --> 02:02:48,000
Speaker 1: the kids can be trans where you are, whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: You just you do your thing. I'm gonna be over here,

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Speaker 1: not being insane. That's what I'm gonna be doing. But

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Speaker 1: who gets what? Who goes where? I have some basic

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Speaker 1: rules for it, because this is all going to have

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Speaker 1: to be worked out by a mediator. The two sides

1724
02:03:10,880 --> 02:03:12,960
Speaker 1: are gonna have to come down with a mediator and

1725
02:03:12,960 --> 02:03:15,920
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to work this out. There's no question,

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Speaker 1: whatsoever none that each side is going to need at

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Speaker 1: least one ocean access to at least one ocean. It's

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Speaker 1: just critically important for a nation. Ideally and I stress this,

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Speaker 1: this is ideally each side would have access to both oceans,

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02:03:35,480 --> 02:03:39,200
Speaker 1: because really don't undersell that as being a huge benefit

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Speaker 1: to America. Right across the Atlantic, right across the Pacific,

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02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:46,080
Speaker 1: we are just not only are we huge with all

1733
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Speaker 1: these natural resources, we are a super highway east west

1734
02:03:49,840 --> 02:03:52,480
Speaker 1: wherever you go and shuttle them in and shuttle them out,

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Speaker 1: Which means if you're gonna do it that way, it

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02:03:56,160 --> 02:03:59,760
Speaker 1: almost means you have to draw the line horizontally across

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Speaker 1: the America. Basically, someone takes the north, someone takes the south. Well,

1738
02:04:04,160 --> 02:04:06,840
Speaker 1: now we're getting uncomfortable, aren't we. We're dividing us north

1739
02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:10,200
Speaker 1: and south again. That's gonna bring up some bad memories.

1740
02:04:10,600 --> 02:04:18,040
Speaker 1: This ocean is a big part of it. Natural resources

1741
02:04:18,320 --> 02:04:22,720
Speaker 1: is a big part of it. You're going it's mainly

1742
02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:25,840
Speaker 1: going to have to focus on these things. Who gets

1743
02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:28,920
Speaker 1: how much of the debt, who gets how much of

1744
02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:34,920
Speaker 1: the natural resources? Who gets which ocean? How much time

1745
02:04:35,160 --> 02:04:37,360
Speaker 1: are you giving the people who live in the country

1746
02:04:37,400 --> 02:04:39,640
Speaker 1: they no longer want to live in to move in

1747
02:04:39,720 --> 02:04:41,920
Speaker 1: the other place. There will obviously have to be some

1748
02:04:42,080 --> 02:04:44,640
Speaker 1: grace period. Chris says, one year, you're insane. That would

1749
02:04:44,680 --> 02:04:46,200
Speaker 1: never work. It would have to be longer than that

1750
02:04:46,360 --> 02:04:48,680
Speaker 1: three or four years. It'd have to be something. Does

1751
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Speaker 1: people move at different paces for different reasons? What's the

1752
02:04:54,920 --> 02:04:58,880
Speaker 1: border situation going to be like? That's going to be

1753
02:04:58,920 --> 02:05:02,720
Speaker 1: a huge problem too. What kind of border controls are

1754
02:05:02,760 --> 02:05:05,320
Speaker 1: we talking about? How friendly are we? We're not on

1755
02:05:05,440 --> 02:05:09,400
Speaker 1: one nation anymore. Clearly you're going to need a passport.

1756
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Speaker 1: How strict are we talking? Getting deep? Now, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Hang on home titlelock dot com? Go there while I'm talking,

1758
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Speaker 1: because the problem with home title theft is you can't

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Speaker 1: catch it until it's way, way, way too late. Somebody

1760
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Speaker 1: might be logged in and tampering with your home title

1761
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Speaker 1: as you're listening to my voice, and you won't know

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Speaker 1: it until you start getting asked notices in the mail

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Speaker 1: about a loan you didn't even take out. But if

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Speaker 1: you go to hometitle lock dot com right now, you

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Speaker 1: That's pretty stinking cool. And while you're there, sign up.

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Speaker 1: Sign up now, because once they have it, once they

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Speaker 1: steal it and forge your signature on it and go

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Speaker 1: take a loan out against it. Once all that's done,

1770
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Speaker 1: it's too late. Don't even bother then hometitlelock dot com.

1771
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Speaker 1: That's hometitle lock dot com. Do not forget to use

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Speaker 1: to code radio when you go there. That actually gets

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Speaker 1: you thirty days of free protection. You know, they say

1774
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Speaker 1: time flies when you're ha and fun. I think that's

1775
02:07:03,040 --> 02:07:08,040
Speaker 1: oversimplifying things, though. The truth is time flies when you're

1776
02:07:08,080 --> 02:07:12,520
Speaker 1: awesome like me, Chris, These days really are so fun.

1777
02:07:13,640 --> 02:07:16,200
Speaker 1: I love Fridays. I mean, come on, how much can

1778
02:07:16,240 --> 02:07:18,640
Speaker 1: we beat ourselves to death? I realize there's a huge

1779
02:07:18,680 --> 02:07:21,640
Speaker 1: election coming. Believe me, I'm going to get to the

1780
02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:25,080
Speaker 1: questions I didn't get to get. Send whatever, Send them

1781
02:07:25,160 --> 02:07:27,480
Speaker 1: wherever they're not going to get lost in the shuffle.

1782
02:07:27,720 --> 02:07:31,040
Speaker 1: Send them over the weekend. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. I

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Speaker 1: want them, Give them to me. We'll work stuff out.

1785
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Speaker 1: Go download the podcast if you missed any part of

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Speaker 1: the show, iHeart Google Spotify, subscribe on iTunes, leave a

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Speaker 1: five star rating, and leave a review discussing how handsome

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. You don't have to dip forever.

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Speaker 1: You know that right, You don't have to smoke forever.

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Speaker 1: And the reason I say it like that is I

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Speaker 1: have been that guy. I've been that guy. I dipped

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Speaker 1: for so long, and what would happen is I would

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Speaker 1: decide I'm gonna quit. It's bad for me. I'm gonna quit.

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Speaker 1: I'm a man, I don't need any help. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna quit cold turkey. And I would fail time and

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Speaker 1: time and time again. I tried things like the patch

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Speaker 1: that didn't work, gum, sunflower seeds. I tried at all.

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Speaker 1: It's just a matter of finding the right thing to

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