Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you should know from house stuff Works
Speaker 1: dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh
Speaker 1: Clark with me as always as Charles W. Chuck Bryant, Me,
Speaker 1: Chuck and I are going to get to the bottom
Speaker 1: today of whether or not Mesopotamia was the cradle of
Speaker 1: civilization like that, straight ahead. We're gonna find out if
Speaker 1: that's the case I think it is, do you Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of evidence. You wrote a compelling argument
Speaker 1: for it, I believe, my friend. Can I set the scene? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: So Chuck round about eleven thousand years ago, Okay, humanity
Speaker 1: did something you could say significant. Okay, we abandon our
Speaker 1: hunter gatherer ways, which entails jumping out of trees onto
Speaker 1: gazelles and butchering them. Small tribes picking berries. No more
Speaker 1: than thirty Apparently, anything over thirty you have too much
Speaker 1: um interpersonal conflict. Really, and so I guess through trial
Speaker 1: and error, are early ancestors figured out that you couldn't
Speaker 1: have more than thirty in a band? That thirty first
Speaker 1: dude started killing people every time. Yeah, They're like, there's
Speaker 1: always one how to thirty? Right? And then they're like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, gotcha thirty. That's good. That was a hunter
Speaker 1: gatherer Joe. Yeah. Um, let's never get old the so yes,
Speaker 1: but we we so we spent all of our all
Speaker 1: of humanity's history hunting and gathering wandering around. That was it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then eleven thousand years ago, during what's called the
Speaker 1: Neolithic Revolution, we stopped, we settled down, and we started
Speaker 1: raising crops. We turned to agriculture, which led to while
Speaker 1: not sitting around, clearly there's a lot of work to
Speaker 1: be done, but not moving around, a more sedentary, stable environment,
Speaker 1: right right. And it changed everything from this in fairly
Speaker 1: quick fashion. Uh, civilization, developed, cities sprung up. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: And what we have now today all goes back to
Speaker 1: that period eleven thousand years ago where the where we
Speaker 1: adopted agriculture. Right, So that leads one to wonder, okay,
Speaker 1: well what was the first civilization? Then it leads me
Speaker 1: to wonder, Yeah, me too, which is why I wrote
Speaker 1: this article. And you did a fine job, sir. Is
Speaker 1: it just living in cities, Chuck? Is it just creating
Speaker 1: a village based around agriculture? Is that your civilization? Huh no, Josh,
Speaker 1: But it does take a village. That's what Hill says,
Speaker 1: and that's what I say. Okay, uh, it takes a village, Josh,
Speaker 1: and let me let me break it down. It's funny
Speaker 1: for me to tell you even though you wrote this.
Speaker 1: It's a little awkward. But a civilization is uh, I
Speaker 1: like the way that one writer put it. Um. If
Speaker 1: culture is behavior, civilization is structure. Right there, there are
Speaker 1: certain things that have to be present. Yeah, So what
Speaker 1: we're talking um a class structure um um upper class
Speaker 1: usually religious leaders, where the where the ruling party is
Speaker 1: a right, religious or political or both a lot of
Speaker 1: times both back then right and um laws. It would
Speaker 1: be nice. That's an indicator, right, Um living in one
Speaker 1: place obviously, that's another indicator, like a religious and economic structure,
Speaker 1: so like trade, commerce, that kind of thing. Is there
Speaker 1: anything else? That's pretty much the basics for civilization. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't always have to be a city. But
Speaker 1: it just kind of made sense how it's always been, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because civilization has always been tied to agriculture. And agriculture
Speaker 1: means you have a you're growing crops and you have
Speaker 1: a bunch of people tending to these crops, so they're
Speaker 1: all living in the same area and generally they're all
Speaker 1: sharing this land in some way or another provide it up.
Speaker 1: So that's a city. Yeah. It did give him more
Speaker 1: time though, Like I said, it was hard work, but
Speaker 1: it's clearly gives them more free time than say, hunting,
Speaker 1: hunting and gathering when you're constantly on the move. Not necessarily. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember one of my heroes, Dr Jared Diamond, who
Speaker 1: wrote that essay the greatest mistake in the history of
Speaker 1: mankind or human kind, the greatest mistake in the history
Speaker 1: of the human race. Yes, Dr screech right, um. He
Speaker 1: argued that no, no, no, like you, you spend four
Speaker 1: hours out of your day hunting, hunting, and gathering, and
Speaker 1: the rest is leisure. I don't have anything to tend to.
Speaker 1: It was his big argument that that agriculture was a
Speaker 1: huge mistake. Well what's the deal though, with you saying
Speaker 1: then that science and art sprung out of the free
Speaker 1: time from the agricultural lifestyle. I'm very glad you asked that, Chuck,
Speaker 1: because this is a very important point. Okay, because uh,
Speaker 1: and that that that um stood out to me too
Speaker 1: when I was back rereading this article. Right, Um, we
Speaker 1: were able because of the advent of civilization. We were
Speaker 1: able to pursue things like science, pursue things like math,
Speaker 1: create calendars and astronomy and all that um, because there
Speaker 1: were people who were toiling on behalf of others who
Speaker 1: weren't toiling. Uh to say, the ruling class were the
Speaker 1: ones who created science, who don't okay, because they make
Speaker 1: half the toil. They didn't even have to go hunt
Speaker 1: and gather nothing but free time exactly. Okay, that makes sense. Well,
Speaker 1: and you mentioned the calendar in time that was specifically
Speaker 1: the Babylonians, which is part of Mesopotamia. They invented minutes
Speaker 1: and seconds, right did I? Well, come, I'm kidding Mesopotamia.
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and let the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 1: They were the first civilization. Yeah, you'd think they had
Speaker 1: everything right there. Modern day Iraq is that right? Yes?
Speaker 1: And a little I think a little bit of Iran
Speaker 1: between the tigers and the Euphrates River very fertile at
Speaker 1: land there wasn't it. It was thanks to the early
Speaker 1: farmers because they re routed the water, Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean they had a lot it was. It was fertile,
Speaker 1: you know, around the river. But these guys were building
Speaker 1: canals like twenty miles out in founding cities where they
Speaker 1: ended so long ago, it's amazing. Yeah, this is about
Speaker 1: four thousand BC that Mesopotamia really started to grow up. Um.
Speaker 1: And Mesopotamia is Greek, I believe for land between two
Speaker 1: rivers Tigris and Euphrates. Right, Um. And it was actually
Speaker 1: a series of independent although affiliated city states Syria, Babylonia
Speaker 1: and Summer sumer sum Sumaria. I've seen both ways sumer
Speaker 1: and Sumeia. But remember Um in Ghostbusters, Gozo is a
Speaker 1: Sumerian god? Which one was Gozo or Gozer goes? Yes,
Speaker 1: the lady in the suit is that a suit? It
Speaker 1: was some kind of suit alright, So Chuck, like you said,
Speaker 1: Um that that one scholar Matthias Tomzak said that if
Speaker 1: culture is behavior, then civilization is structured to that behavior,
Speaker 1: and that kind of underlie underscores the point that we
Speaker 1: had certain things, certain elements that that formed the basis
Speaker 1: of civilization floating out there in the ether, like hunter
Speaker 1: gatherer tribes engaged in religious ceremonies and rituals um and
Speaker 1: and there were some sort of structure to their bands.
Speaker 1: From time to time, if there was a shaman present,
Speaker 1: he probably ran the show or she um. So there
Speaker 1: were these elements to civilization, but it was in Mesopotamia
Speaker 1: where they all came together, right, and they were structure
Speaker 1: I structured. Wow, organized, Yes, I think that's the word
Speaker 1: you're looking for. Uh. You know what was also really
Speaker 1: cool I thought that you pointed out was were they
Speaker 1: the very first people to actually write things down on tablets? Yea.
Speaker 1: And this kind of shows how you would think like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: the Mesopotamians really had everything together and they like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna build humanity. Yeah, we're gonna write books because books
Speaker 1: are important. They didn't know that, no, not not at first.
Speaker 1: So yeah, in Sumeria, the first writing came about why Chuck, Well,
Speaker 1: like you point out here, it's a very boring things
Speaker 1: that they were keeping track of on on written record,
Speaker 1: which like tax records and um accounting records. But that
Speaker 1: makes sense. They were smart enough early on to keep
Speaker 1: track of their financial business for with a permanent record
Speaker 1: and new necessity is the mother of invention. They needed
Speaker 1: to keep track of their stuff, so they created writing.
Speaker 1: But then that writing led to the phonetic alphabet to
Speaker 1: where now things UM could be depicted, where there was
Speaker 1: no UM there was no picture for them. Right. It
Speaker 1: wasn't just like cal Sun Mountain, right, they could I
Speaker 1: think I think he just insulted somebody in in ancient Egypt,
Speaker 1: they could actually express abstract thought for the first time
Speaker 1: on paper, well not paper but clay tablets. Right. And
Speaker 1: that led actually to Gilgamesh, which is thought to be
Speaker 1: the first literary work in the entire world. Have you
Speaker 1: ever read it? Really? Yeah, so it's a real thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's a real thing, but it's
Speaker 1: a real book with the plot. Is it fiction? It
Speaker 1: is fiction, although there was supposedly a real king Gilgamesh. Um,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's it's actually it's really interesting because it
Speaker 1: kind of depicts the struggle at the time between going
Speaker 1: towards civilization or remaining hunter gatherers. You have pretty much, Um,
Speaker 1: you have Gilgamesh. He's all about the city and he
Speaker 1: runs into Inky Do in ky Do. I've heard it
Speaker 1: both ways too, Is that your c o A. Now
Speaker 1: I've heard it both ways? Write uh and incaduced like
Speaker 1: this wild man of the woods and Gilgamesh meets him,
Speaker 1: wrestles him, and uh, basically it's like, hey, you're my
Speaker 1: best friend now because you almost beat me. Let me
Speaker 1: take you to the city. So it's as much about
Speaker 1: gilgamesh Um as it is about him taming inky Do,
Speaker 1: bringing another human being out of the woods and into
Speaker 1: the city, out of our past as hunter gatherers, into civilization.
Speaker 1: Because not everybody just subscribed to it at once, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people believe that Gilgamesh um is symbolic
Speaker 1: for this transition at this point in human history. It's
Speaker 1: the city mouse and the country mouse. Yeah, exactly, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a struggle that still goes on today. It's weird,
Speaker 1: but um. Yeah, however you interpreted, Gilgamesh is arguably the
Speaker 1: first work of literature on the planet, and that came
Speaker 1: from Samaria, Okay, which was Mesopotamia, right, all right, So
Speaker 1: that's a good that's a strike in their favor. You
Speaker 1: know what else was religion organized religion. It wasn't the
Speaker 1: first time it had happened, right, but the fact that
Speaker 1: they were all in one place all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: instead of hunting and gathering and having your own little
Speaker 1: religious ideals in small pockets of thirty, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you had large numbers of people worshiping the same gods
Speaker 1: and you had these people at the top of this
Speaker 1: religious hierarchy. They were in charge. Who Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: in charge because they were the ones who knew what
Speaker 1: the gods we're thinking. And they could be like, you
Speaker 1: know this god um uh Utu, the sun god, or
Speaker 1: goes Er. You didn't want to mess a gozer. But
Speaker 1: let's say goes Er Um commands you to bring me
Speaker 1: a bunch of um wheat wheat, and uh, I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to eat it, and you're supposed to sit there and
Speaker 1: watch and not say anything. And that's why I'm a
Speaker 1: fat cat. But that's that's the hierarchy, you know, like
Speaker 1: the the they this. These priests had control immediately over
Speaker 1: these people once organized religion started, Yes, and that led
Speaker 1: to moral codes of conduct, which eventually would lead to
Speaker 1: regular law, which is another little strike in their favorite.
Speaker 1: All these things are coming out of Mesopotamia. It's all
Speaker 1: forming a picture, josh Um. There's also some very overtly well,
Speaker 1: now there's there's some other great advances they made. Um.
Speaker 1: We talked about the calendar. Apparently the um Babylonians were
Speaker 1: the first to actually mark time beyond the sun's up
Speaker 1: of the sun's down. Yeah, they came up with seconds
Speaker 1: and minutes. They created the calendar, and then this in
Speaker 1: turn gives rise to astronomy. You can't have astronomy without
Speaker 1: a calendar and math, right eventually, Yes, so science is
Speaker 1: coming out of Mesopotamia too. And art, Yes, they actually
Speaker 1: people have been creating art for ten thousand years at
Speaker 1: that point, right, Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that art
Speaker 1: was one of the first things that humans try their hand.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about like the prehistoric drawings in the
Speaker 1: caves in France. I remember which ones, but of like
Speaker 1: the people running around hunting bison, right, and they were
Speaker 1: also telling stories to write it. Isn't that art? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh man, look at you. What a sensitive guy. So, Josh,
Speaker 1: was it all like super awesome ideas that they were
Speaker 1: like laying down on humanity? Surely they did some harm, right, definitely,
Speaker 1: because with advancement, it's hard not to step on a
Speaker 1: few toes along the way, right. And once you say, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got this group subjugated, but that group over there's
Speaker 1: got a lot of emmer wheat did I want to?
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna amass an army and you guys are
Speaker 1: going to go subjugate that other group, So war slaves
Speaker 1: expansion is um, all of this stuff came out of
Speaker 1: that too. Sure. And the other thing too is disease.
Speaker 1: And uh, I guess plague. Now that you have or
Speaker 1: not plague, what would you call it? Epidemics? Yeah, an epidemics.
Speaker 1: Since you have people all living in one place, it's
Speaker 1: much easier to you know, pass that thing around all
Speaker 1: of a sudden that you have an epidemic on your hand.
Speaker 1: That was another point Jared Diamond made, like, you can't
Speaker 1: you can't have an epidemic if you just are living
Speaker 1: in groups of thirty that don't really contact one another.
Speaker 1: Doctor screech exactly. Um, so chuck. It's pretty clear Mesopotamia
Speaker 1: is the creative civilization, although there are some other comer.
Speaker 1: There are definitely some settlements that have been discovered that
Speaker 1: are neolithic, um, that show signs of some sort of cohesion.
Speaker 1: Um in uh, let's see, there's some along the Yellow
Speaker 1: River in China that are pretty old. Yeah. Um, there's
Speaker 1: cattle Hoyak, which is one of my favorites. Yeah. Southern Turkey.
Speaker 1: They had temples of worship, shrines, they had art, they
Speaker 1: raised livestock and farmed and they had about ten thousand
Speaker 1: people together doing this. But what strikes me is you
Speaker 1: point out that they didn't have a hierarchy or social stratification.
Speaker 1: But that's a ten thousand people back then with no hierarchy.
Speaker 1: It's communism. Well, it's hinky as what it is, it's utopia.
Speaker 1: I bet it didn't go so well though, you know,
Speaker 1: especially in those early like savage times. Sure, um or
Speaker 1: else it did. I mean, they could have ended because
Speaker 1: of climate change or whatever. Um Or maybe they actually
Speaker 1: did have a social hierarchy. It's just not a it
Speaker 1: to researchers yet. But if if they did, they were
Speaker 1: That's really what they were lacking, was the social hierarchy
Speaker 1: that would have made them a civilization. And they had
Speaker 1: a good three thousand years on the Mesopotamians. What about
Speaker 1: Gonner Ganner Dept. That's in a Turkmenistan. Yeah, they sound
Speaker 1: like they meet the thing. They farm, they built canals,
Speaker 1: palaces and traded. Yeah, you know what kept them out? Again,
Speaker 1: I think it was the hierarchy, class structure. And and
Speaker 1: isn't that sad that class structure is a It's one
Speaker 1: of the spaces of civilization. And I think about this, Chuck,
Speaker 1: we're we're talking about how civilization it's you know, um
Speaker 1: that keeping tax records gave rise to phonetic alphabets, which
Speaker 1: gave rise to capturing abstract ideas. Right, UM, So we've
Speaker 1: we've you can see how civilization at one point when
Speaker 1: when we all of a sudden they're starting to settle
Speaker 1: down the whole there's a world of opportunity, of choices
Speaker 1: of available to us. Um. But with each block that
Speaker 1: we built upon and cemented, we also built our own.
Speaker 1: We built ourselves into a certain worldview that we can't
Speaker 1: it's tough to see out of sometimes now these days,
Speaker 1: you see what I'm saying, Like what what were the
Speaker 1: choices that they mean? Like could they have been like
Speaker 1: well we're gonna go with cattle hiak and not have
Speaker 1: a social hierarchy. But now having a social hierarchy and
Speaker 1: class uh means that you're a civilization. We can't think
Speaker 1: of it without that. And there's also a lot of
Speaker 1: benefit to studying early civilization or what constitute of civilization
Speaker 1: because it sheds light on our own Like today we
Speaker 1: have class structures. We have a ruling class that that
Speaker 1: um distributes wealth based on economic policies and tax breaks.
Speaker 1: And it's tough to see it like that because you
Speaker 1: just think it's Barack Obama, John McCain. But this is
Speaker 1: really you can look at it in that detached manner
Speaker 1: like this is a this is the class structure, and
Speaker 1: this is how they doll out the goods, and they
Speaker 1: don't dole it out equally. You know what Bob Marley
Speaker 1: said lively after yourself, Well, he said a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Don't know your past, you don't know your future. That's
Speaker 1: true right there. I don't think he was the first
Speaker 1: guy to say that either. But Chuck, there's one question
Speaker 1: that's remained unanswered. This this is awesome. Tell me this
Speaker 1: isn't awesome. It's pretty awesome. Why did we start farming? Well, Josh,
Speaker 1: there are different theories, but the one that you found
Speaker 1: that I love is from an archaeologist named Patrick McGovern,
Speaker 1: and he believes that once humans got their first little
Speaker 1: nip of that sweet, sweet alcohol from what fermented fruit
Speaker 1: or grain or something by accident, probably the first time.
Speaker 1: Once they got that taste of intoxication, they would stop
Speaker 1: at nothing to recreate it. And he contends in a
Speaker 1: book Uncorking the Past Colon the Quest for wine, beer,
Speaker 1: and other alcoholic beverages. That the Neolithic Revolution happened and
Speaker 1: agriculture was born because people wanted to grow things to
Speaker 1: make alcohol. Yeah, and it makes a lot of sense, Chuck,
Speaker 1: because if you think about it as hunter gatherers, um,
Speaker 1: we had food already, and we had figured out that
Speaker 1: you could live in bands of thirty or less. There
Speaker 1: isn't necessarily an urge to live in civilization. We're tied
Speaker 1: to a sedentary lifestyle through agriculture. But it leaves that
Speaker 1: door open, like why would we go, Well, I've got
Speaker 1: some food over here, and I have tons of leisure time,
Speaker 1: but I'd rather stick right here and spend all of
Speaker 1: my time farming for food. But this McGovern hypothesis about
Speaker 1: you know, alcohol providing the basis of agriculture, it makes
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. It answers that question. Well, that's
Speaker 1: the age old question and archaeological circles is what came first?
Speaker 1: Beer or bread? Yeah, so you're growing these crops, what
Speaker 1: were they doing? Are they making bread with it? Or
Speaker 1: are they making beer? They were making neither. They were
Speaker 1: actually making a um fermented combination of me and some
Speaker 1: sort of fruit wine about ten percent alcohol is that
Speaker 1: what they said? And this is we're talking like seven
Speaker 1: thousand BC, nine thousand years ago again along the Yellow
Speaker 1: River in China, people are making this some sort of
Speaker 1: fermented um alcoholic beverage. And they were so clever about this, chuck,
Speaker 1: you have to have some sort of malt sugar to
Speaker 1: to allow the fermentation process to take place, right, So
Speaker 1: what did they do? This is what they did. They
Speaker 1: had obviously no knowledge of chemistry at the time none,
Speaker 1: so they would prehistoric humans would uh mixed clumps of
Speaker 1: rice with their saliva in their mouth. They chew it up,
Speaker 1: break down the starches in the grain in their mouth
Speaker 1: and convert it into malt sugar and then spit that
Speaker 1: up into the homebrew and apparently all the yeasty, foamy
Speaker 1: stuff would float to the top and they would use
Speaker 1: these really long party straws, crazy straws to drink the
Speaker 1: alcohol from the bottom of the thing. And they still
Speaker 1: use similar uh jugs to drink out of in China.
Speaker 1: It bro Yeah, that's like making booze nine thousand years ago.
Speaker 1: And um McGovern would know, he's a molecular archaeologist. He
Speaker 1: pretty much pioneered the field. And if you have an
Speaker 1: old pottery shard that you want analyze to take it
Speaker 1: to him. And so he started noticing time after time
Speaker 1: that with all of these um shards of pottery, he
Speaker 1: kept finding tartaric acid, which is a UM. It's an
Speaker 1: acid present in wine. UM. And he would find some
Speaker 1: other stuff too UM. And actually in Goner Deppie he
Speaker 1: found some vessels or he was asked to analyze some
Speaker 1: vessels and um. He found a contaminant of beer, a
Speaker 1: natural contaminant of beer. UM. And he also figured out
Speaker 1: that these little scratched, these cross hatch scratches in the
Speaker 1: bottom of the play pottery were designed to absorb this
Speaker 1: contaminant which occurs in crystal form, so it would just
Speaker 1: sink to the bottom, me get stuck in these cross hatches.
Speaker 1: So he's like, these are beer bottles and this is
Speaker 1: like the four thousand years ago or six thousand years ago.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. You know what else, Uh Sumerians, which was
Speaker 1: part of Mesopotamia, they worshiped the goddess of fertility, Nina Harra,
Speaker 1: and they consider her to be the inventor of beer
Speaker 1: and the goddess of fertility too. That's pretty funny. That's
Speaker 1: funny because I thought Paul Massan was the goddess of fertility.
Speaker 1: That's good. And also, Josh, you know what we're saying.
Speaker 1: And how they Sumerians wrote down things on clay tablets,
Speaker 1: some of the first folks to do that. They actually
Speaker 1: wrote down the recipe for beer was one of the
Speaker 1: things they wrote down. So they had like the first
Speaker 1: brewers handbook. Basically, they had tax records Gilgamesh and a
Speaker 1: good beer recipe you need and I don't know, that's
Speaker 1: pretty awesome. And his his hypothesis is also backed up
Speaker 1: by the really rapid spread around the world of fermentation.
Speaker 1: Right um, after these I think the Chinese shards, uh
Speaker 1: that show that fruit and mead mixture are the oldest,
Speaker 1: and then after that it kind of spreads fairly quickly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty cool. And if you look at their staple crops
Speaker 1: that that may that constituted early agriculture, you can brew
Speaker 1: from all of them. Yeah, there was some corn millet
Speaker 1: rice beer company was that some weer company had found
Speaker 1: some concient recipe and they for beer and they were
Speaker 1: able to recreate it. Sweet. Yeah, I wish I could
Speaker 1: remember the name of it. Someone will tell me it's
Speaker 1: not flag Porter is it? I don't know. Maybe flag
Speaker 1: Porter great beer. I'll look into it. All right, Well, Chuck,
Speaker 1: that's about it. Uh, we still haven't quite gotten to
Speaker 1: the bottom of whether Mesopotamia was a credile of civilization
Speaker 1: or not. I say yes, I say yes, But as
Speaker 1: you point out, scholars still debate what is a civilization
Speaker 1: in the first place, So so who are we to say? Um,
Speaker 1: that's about it. I don't even recommend reading the article.
Speaker 1: We pretty much covered it. But there is a search
Speaker 1: bar how stuff worth dot com all sorts of cool stuff. Um,
Speaker 1: how about listener mail Josh. This is a long one,
Speaker 1: but it's worth it because this is one of the
Speaker 1: best ones we've ever gotten. That's two full pages, well
Speaker 1: sixteen point for my old eyes, uh, Josh and Chuck.
Speaker 1: Strange as it may sound, I was. I actually discovered
Speaker 1: a secluded tribe. A few years ago. While I was
Speaker 1: sailing solo around the world, somewhere around uh Vanua to
Speaker 1: Vanua too in the South Pacific, I was hit by
Speaker 1: a huge storm. Uh snapped my mass like a match
Speaker 1: stick and treated my boat like a bathtub toy. He
Speaker 1: had to strap himself in the boat, so he didn't
Speaker 1: get watched overboard, gets tossed around for what seems like days,
Speaker 1: ends up washed ashore like a castaway, not like a castaway.
Speaker 1: He was a castaway as a as a castaway. The
Speaker 1: Little Mary Anne was his boat. It was completely wrecked.
Speaker 1: And uh, that was probably a mistake to name it
Speaker 1: after a Gilligan's Island episode. You're just asking for it. Uh.
Speaker 1: And so he did not know how long he'd been
Speaker 1: round And turns out he was there for about a month. Wow,
Speaker 1: castaway on an island, So listen to this. On the beach,
Speaker 1: A cargo container washes ashore from China. He was able
Speaker 1: to open it up eventually, and there was a plethora
Speaker 1: of Chinese consumer goods, look like dollar store type stuff.
Speaker 1: He said. That's when he noticed behind me, turned and
Speaker 1: saw fifty mostly naked people standing on the beach and
Speaker 1: more emerging from the jungle. I was apprehensive. I had
Speaker 1: seen no signs of civilization, and I thought I was
Speaker 1: alone on the island. They approached me and they started
Speaker 1: to chant. As it turns out they were singing to me.
Speaker 1: I was dumb struck, and they formed a semi circle
Speaker 1: around me and chanted what sounded like Joe from So
Speaker 1: it's amazing. This better be real. If someone sends us
Speaker 1: in like a Snopes thing that I'm gonna be really pissed. Uh.
Speaker 1: He They started holding out their hands and gesturing for
Speaker 1: the stuff in the container, so he started passing it out,
Speaker 1: obviously to be like, you know, here, I have things
Speaker 1: for you. Uh, come in peace, he said. It was
Speaker 1: like I was Santa Claus and this is their first Christmas.
Speaker 1: They were tearing into everything. It turns out he had
Speaker 1: been watched ashore and on island inhabited by a cargo
Speaker 1: cult and I was the first white person they had
Speaker 1: seen for generations. The last ones were during the Second
Speaker 1: World War and had left behind modern conveniences like metal
Speaker 1: pots and knives and some broken walkie talkies who the
Speaker 1: elders used to communicate with each other. They learned how
Speaker 1: to use thesewakie talkies. He said. He lived among them
Speaker 1: for about a month until someone finally came and rescued me.
Speaker 1: I was revered as a living god. They waited on
Speaker 1: me hand and foot, and the shaman would hand mi
Speaker 1: awaukie talkie occasionally and began chanting into this all I
Speaker 1: chanted into mine. It always made him laugh and seemed
Speaker 1: to heighten his status in the tribe. The rescue boat
Speaker 1: finally came. They helped going away party for me ceremony
Speaker 1: and Uh discussed. He later discovered the island had been
Speaker 1: a staging ground for military ops during World War Two,
Speaker 1: and the military had won the heart to minds of
Speaker 1: these natives, so they weren't you know, aggressive toward toward
Speaker 1: white man. And the chance they greeted me with on
Speaker 1: the beach turned out was a derivation of Joe from USA,
Speaker 1: which is what their forefathers have called soldiers. There is
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Speaker 1: was nice being treated like a god for a little while,
Speaker 1: made for a great vacation. And he brought me back
Speaker 1: and said it was true, and that he still never
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