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Speaker 1: Today up by taking out my school security system.

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Speaker 2: I love, I love, you know, it's like a hike

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Speaker 2: giving it to the authorities. Ye know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this guy's like the guy in the chair.

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Speaker 1: You know, hey, Roger, make sure to take down that

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Speaker 1: security system. I am on it. I am the nerd,

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Speaker 1: and you're like it was going to taste typing. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm entering the matrix thirty percent down and it has

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Speaker 1: that graphic that's like totally not what coders have, but

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Speaker 1: it's like it's like breaching sixty.

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Speaker 2: Red alert, red.

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Speaker 1: Alert, rad alert.

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Speaker 2: We have been hacked.

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Speaker 1: Hackers coming in and says like hacked, hacked hack. I'm

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Speaker 1: currently a geology cost typing this story. After being in

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Speaker 1: the office all lunch, I fifteen mail so a piece

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Speaker 1: of paper tape to what I thought was a security

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Speaker 1: camera and being sixty three, all right, we get at

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Speaker 1: your tall, decided I would help out my janner by

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Speaker 1: jumping up and grabbing it for him. For reference, the

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Speaker 1: sticker is ten feet in the air. After not getting

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Speaker 1: it the first day, I decided I would do it

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Speaker 1: once every day during passing period and my entire class,

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Speaker 1: who has to go down the same hallway would cheer

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Speaker 1: me on to get it.

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Speaker 2: Classic high school thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the board or whatever I used to

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Speaker 1: slap like, you know, like.

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Speaker 2: A little exit signs and stuff. Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Well today, for some reason, I was really hyped and

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Speaker 1: I fully sprinted and got the piece of paper in

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Speaker 1: between my index finger and thumb and I took the

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Speaker 1: camera down with it nice. Well, after I got it

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Speaker 1: off the ceiling, I put it down to go tell

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Speaker 1: my favorite shout out big sean security guard because I

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Speaker 1: was definitely seen, and a snitch took the camera.

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Speaker 2: I guess someone took the camera after you put it down.

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Speaker 1: Which is like okay. After me and the guard got

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Speaker 1: the camera from the snitch and walked to the office,

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Speaker 1: I find out that the camera is a motion sensor

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Speaker 1: that is close to one thousand dollars to repair.

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Speaker 2: Hey yeah baby.

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Speaker 1: But what I also found out is that the security

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Speaker 1: system is built like Christmas lights, meaning that if one

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Speaker 1: goes down in the building, they all go down in

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Speaker 1: the building. Also, what a great analogy, the Christmas light analogy.

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Speaker 2: That is a great analogy.

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Speaker 1: But let me say my school is separated in five

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Speaker 1: huge buildings and the performing arts is the biggest, the

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Speaker 1: one I accidentally took down while in the office. My

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Speaker 1: counselor asked if I was okay, and I told her no,

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Speaker 1: when I get home, either my mom is killing me

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Speaker 1: or I'm killing myself. Yikes. And then I realized I

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Speaker 1: should make those jokes to the person who has the

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Speaker 1: power to give me manual counseling. And I jokingly said, wait,

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Speaker 1: I redact that statement. After all is said and done,

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Speaker 1: my vice principal said that I was funny while telling

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Speaker 1: the story and that I don't have to be suspended,

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Speaker 1: but I still got close to a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Fine, dang, what if he intentionally did it and just

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Speaker 2: made up his whole story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like actually stealing something from What was that

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Speaker 1: trend on TikTok where it was like the devious lick

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Speaker 1: trend where everyone was stealing stuff from the school bathrooms?

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Speaker 1: Do you hear about that? No, it was like this

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Speaker 1: massive trend in middle school and high schools and people

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Speaker 1: will be like unscrewing the hand dryers and like stealing

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Speaker 1: it and taking it home or like the doors of

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Speaker 1: the stalls, and it was called like I got to

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Speaker 1: and they would post it to TikTok, so like everyone

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Speaker 1: knew what they were doing.

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Speaker 2: If only, if only we were in tik if only

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Speaker 2: we had TikTok during our middle and high school years,

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Speaker 2: we would have blown up.

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Speaker 1: That's right,