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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession. I can't take back.

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Speaker 2: Earl Arms speak out a TEXTA seventy five nine too.

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Speaker 2: It says, growing up, my grandma always would say, don't

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Speaker 2: tell the others, but you're my favorite grandchild. I assume

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Speaker 2: she said that to all of us, but I've never

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Speaker 2: asked anyone, because what if she didn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, don't tell the other.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I know that Brooke does this in her house

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Speaker 2: with bottles of wine. Don't tell anybody but back, you're

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Speaker 2: my favorite. Do we pick favorite listeners during the mass speaker, Yes,

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Speaker 2: of course we do, but we say that we love

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Speaker 2: you all the same.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just to make you all feel better.

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Speaker 2: But you have a woman who's ready to come clean

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Speaker 2: about her secrets today. She's chosen to use the name

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Speaker 2: surely so, Shirley, welcome to the show. Do you have

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Speaker 2: a favorite morning show that you listened to?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? As you guys, the long Tius doesn't remember her name.

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Speaker 4: She's like, the only reason I say that is because

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Speaker 4: my voice is masked and nobody knows who I am,

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Speaker 4: because I can not admit that in public.

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Speaker 2: It was a good answer, Sureley, Love done. Voice changer

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Speaker 2: is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: Okay, guys, well I'm a single mom. Didn't play for

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Speaker 3: a long time.

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Speaker 5: We welcome to the I was going to say, single

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Speaker 5: non dad is not a face, not yet, hold on trending.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, okay, single mom been that way for a

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Speaker 2: long time.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, it's a lot of work.

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Speaker 4: Howl.

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Speaker 1: How old is your kid?

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Speaker 3: He's eight yearslf Okay, got the one kiddo? Sweet? All right, Well,

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Speaker 3: years ago I said something pretty stupid.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 3: The father is a real airhead.

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Speaker 4: He's a deadbeat. Okay, baby daddy sucks.

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Speaker 3: He ran off when I was pregnant.

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Speaker 4: It's just amazing that people can do that.

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Speaker 1: Amazing is the right word. Power incredible.

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Speaker 4: I didn't be that way, you know, I don't know

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Speaker 4: how anyone could do that. I really, especially even like

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Speaker 4: after you become a parent. It's even more just mystifying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. That must have been really, really tough.

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Speaker 3: I honestly dodged the bullet. He was such a loser.

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Speaker 3: When my son was five, he started asking for his dad.

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Speaker 4: Was oh, of course, I mean, you don't want to

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Speaker 4: lie to him, but you also don't want him to

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Speaker 4: like feel terrible, you know.

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Speaker 2: Like at first though, like Megatron, and then it's cool

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Speaker 2: for two years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think that a child psychologist would back yon.

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Speaker 1: Remember not a dad yet? Yeah, learning.

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Speaker 2: Some time, So okay, like saying, that's a tough position

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Speaker 2: to be in, Shirley, what did you do?

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Speaker 3: So? I was desperate one day and this was probably

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Speaker 3: a huge mistake, but when I was putting him to bed,

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Speaker 3: I showed him a picture. This is your dad?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, what was the picture of?

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Speaker 3: Yeah it was a photo of the guy from Dawson's Creek,

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Speaker 3: James Sandy.

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Speaker 1: Beach shockingly handsome.

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Speaker 4: Therapy buildings.

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Speaker 1: Wow, right, now, why why James.

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Speaker 3: Vanderbeek My son has kind of a big forehead and James.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but then you had to explain why he wasn't around, right.

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Speaker 3: I just told him he's got an important job traveling

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Speaker 3: the world.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, job's more important than you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how I take it.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, it could be like a spy sort of

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Speaker 2: thing again, or could be Megatron.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. The world's mind will fill in the blank.

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Speaker 1: But but of course he believes you.

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Speaker 4: He's five years old. Everything a mother says is yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: And you said that happened years ago.

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Speaker 2: What's the situation with you and your son now he's

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Speaker 2: getting older.

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Speaker 3: I'm terrified that he's going to see vander Beek.

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Speaker 1: You haven't told me now.

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Speaker 2: You don't want her to be like, hey, by the way,

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Speaker 2: mommy lied, Do you think.

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Speaker 1: I have Yeah, there's no other option.

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Speaker 2: You have to I think there is other options. Oh,

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Speaker 2: you too, because I don't know if he is. But

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Speaker 2: if James Vanderbeek is on cameo and you shoot him.

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Speaker 1: A little bit of money, he can.

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Speaker 2: Record a video for your son being like no, sorry, son,

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Speaker 2: but what does it.

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Speaker 4: Say came in the corners ad to sue James Vanderbeek

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Speaker 4: for the back child support.

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Speaker 3: Courtroom?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, How are you not feeling about this?

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Speaker 2: Shirley?

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Speaker 1: Where is your mind at?

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Speaker 3: It's so awful. I mean, it's going on and I

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Speaker 3: have famed pictures of him.

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Speaker 2: Framed pictures of James James Vanderbek.

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Speaker 1: That's weird.

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Speaker 4: Sureley, you are a good mother who loves their son, obviously,

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Speaker 4: and you're trying to protect them. You're doing it in

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Speaker 4: the wrong way. You've got to be honest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 3: It's been especially hard since his friend came over the

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Speaker 3: other day. Well, I hadn't put the pictures away and

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Speaker 3: they were there, and his friend said, if he's from TV.

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Speaker 1: The friend recognized my mom watches this show. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: what did you do?

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Speaker 3: I said, no, and court them in your kitchen to

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Speaker 3: give them some snacks. More kids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, your son's gonna end up being the big

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Speaker 4: liar when he tells everybody at school his dad is

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Speaker 4: James Vanderbeek and people are like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right.

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Speaker 2: If he ever comes home and figures it out, all you.

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Speaker 5: Do is show him a picture of Angelina Jolie and say,

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Speaker 5: don't complete to me.

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Speaker 1: This is your real mind.

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Speaker 5: At this.

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Speaker 4: Charley.

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Speaker 1: Please write this, Yeah, please make it? Yeah, write it

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Speaker 1: into a book is.

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Speaker 4: Wrong?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I see ye, I'm going to have to do

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Speaker 3: something social media. It's everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, also because it's the right thing to do that too.

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Speaker 1: But thanks for sharing text in seven nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a big confession that you've been holding

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Speaker 2: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 2: and make you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone tap is coming up right

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Speaker 3: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning