Speaker 1: Instead of calling out somebody, I'm gonna call out myself.
Speaker 1: I caused a little bit of scene. I go, I'm
Speaker 1: sucking out of here. I'm sucking out and the boys
Speaker 1: are like, e A, just stay with that, and I'm like, nope,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here. Meanwhile, Aaron's texting me I just
Speaker 1: created a scene. I need to calm down. Calm Down
Speaker 1: with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: Start from the beginning, No, you start from beginning. It's
Speaker 1: week four, Well, we're done with wet four. How are
Speaker 1: you dealing with this travel? I look like absolutely like
Speaker 1: our boss would say, dog food besides dog crap? How
Speaker 1: are you doing? How is it going? I have so
Speaker 1: much to talk to you about. Five. It's week five, No,
Speaker 1: which is nuts. That is nuts. So two things that
Speaker 1: I have cautioned myself not to talk about on this
Speaker 1: podcast when it comes to football season is A saying
Speaker 1: I'm tired because fuck me, Like I, We're so lucky
Speaker 1: to do this shot. Why don't we asked for this? Why?
Speaker 1: And B is complaining about traveling because it's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: when COVID happened, you and I bitched all day long,
Speaker 1: all we wanted to do was be on an airplane.
Speaker 1: All we wanted to do was work. So I say this,
Speaker 1: how do you feel? I will say this, I am
Speaker 1: getting really good at drinking a lot of water because
Speaker 1: I am not great at drinking water. Welcome everybody to
Speaker 1: the Calm Down Podcast to get through if you can't,
Speaker 1: if you're not watching on YouTube, I don't know how
Speaker 1: you consume our podcast, but we appreciate you consuming it. Nonetheless,
Speaker 1: Aaron has a blanket wrapped around her like she is
Speaker 1: just finished a marathon and she's wrapping a blanket around
Speaker 1: because she's our hypothermia. I have this the best thing
Speaker 1: as your bond because I put the air conditioning on
Speaker 1: in this garage and I'm freezing as well. So anyways,
Speaker 1: it's week five. I am hi, baby, thankful to be here.
Speaker 1: Oh Jared, Hello, He can't, he says hello. Anyh Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm getting a lot better about drinking water, and
Speaker 1: I'm becoming very good at bringing anyone has recommendations for
Speaker 1: hydrating masks. The Neutral Gina has been my favorite so far.
Speaker 1: It's the one that, like you open the packet, it
Speaker 1: comes in a blue packet and it's dripping the liquid
Speaker 1: or out of it, and then I just rub it
Speaker 1: all over my neck in my hands. So that's very
Speaker 1: hydrating packet. Uh yeah, but yeah, no, I'm just happy
Speaker 1: to be here, you know. So you look great? How's
Speaker 1: the packing going? Anything new? Updating with the pack Absolutely terrible.
Speaker 1: We we we checked in Dominique, so you'll hear a
Speaker 1: lot of us. Well you've heard a lot of friends
Speaker 1: of the podcast and listeners. Jillian Gregory travels with Aaron.
Speaker 1: Dominique Diez travels with me, and she's the CUTI cutie,
Speaker 1: just like Jillian. Couldn't ask for better people to be
Speaker 1: like stuck on an airplane, had the luggage loss. We
Speaker 1: will get to that in a second. We go to
Speaker 1: check in and Dominique does my hair and my makeup.
Speaker 1: So this poor little thing maybe weighs ninety pounds, wet
Speaker 1: her lug. She always has to check a bag in
Speaker 1: because it has all the ship that I need because
Speaker 1: not a natural beauty. And so we go early. So
Speaker 1: she checks her bags and she looks at me and
Speaker 1: she's like, are you going to check a bag? And
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I never check a bag, and
Speaker 1: she goes. Because we left on Tuesday and we were
Speaker 1: coming home till Friday and I had to go to
Speaker 1: Chicago and then Cincinnati. She goes, you have everything you
Speaker 1: need in that suitcase, and I was like, yep, and
Speaker 1: that's good. Bad or indifferent? I am the Queen of rolling.
Speaker 1: Everything's wrinkled. The shoe is like folded like this because
Speaker 1: it's crammed in there. I don't know, but I just
Speaker 1: can't check. So so guess what happens. I don't. Here's
Speaker 1: the portion of the program when we talk about airplanes.
Speaker 1: When I get that Delta notice, which I appreciate. In
Speaker 1: this case, it was American. That's why they lost the
Speaker 1: luggage I do. I'm not happy with American and either
Speaker 1: or you will get to that in a second. But
Speaker 1: Delta will tell you, like your zone is boarding. Well,
Speaker 1: American doesn't extend that courtesy. So or maybe they do.
Speaker 1: I just don't have the app. I don't know they do.
Speaker 1: Or well, either way, every plane is different. The bag
Speaker 1: that fit on the overhead in one plane because I'm connecting,
Speaker 1: does not fit in the other one. I have to
Speaker 1: check the bag. Now, I'm like, well, you know what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen the second you have to check. It's gonna
Speaker 1: get lost. It's just the way it works. So we
Speaker 1: land in Cincinnati, coming from Chicago. It's one o'clock. I'm
Speaker 1: not complaining. I'm just telling the story. You're sitting there
Speaker 1: and the bags are going around, and now they're dwindling.
Speaker 1: Now there's five bags. Now there's two bags. Now there's now.
Speaker 1: The only feeling that makes it better is you look
Speaker 1: at what time is it in Cincinnati? About twelve thirty earlier. Sure,
Speaker 1: you're looking around and you're like, at least it's not
Speaker 1: just me standing here. There's like twenty five people. So
Speaker 1: we're all like, okay, wherever these you know, gate checked
Speaker 1: bags were all in use together. Anyways, time goes by,
Speaker 1: it's now one o'clock. They say the belt is broken.
Speaker 1: These are broken. Mine are broken. Why time's your production meeting?
Speaker 1: It's at eight o'clock. So I'm like, that's it, Dominique.
Speaker 1: And Dominique has her bags because well, the bags that
Speaker 1: she checked made it, but not me. This one doesn't. Anyways,
Speaker 1: stay with me, this stories ending. Uh. Finally, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're out of here. I'll come back in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'll come get the bag. Right as I'm walking out,
Speaker 1: then the bag gets going, We're able to pick it
Speaker 1: up and keep it moving. But that is a situation
Speaker 1: where you don't know. Am I going to have to
Speaker 1: go to the mall and buy some clothes? I am.
Speaker 1: You've had it happen. It's dicey, but luckily the luggage
Speaker 1: made it. I refused to check my bag if I
Speaker 1: don't have to. But you're very good about sending clothes
Speaker 1: ahead of time. I'm still not there yet. I just
Speaker 1: started doing alterations. I'm so proud of you. I've never
Speaker 1: had my clothes altered unless someone tells me to, and
Speaker 1: now I'm doing it my own, on my own, like
Speaker 1: free will, which is the game changer today, the alterations.
Speaker 1: A sweet little Linda was like. I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: these pants are fine. She's like, no, they're not. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, this is like a whole new world areal. See.
Speaker 1: I don't have the eye for alterations. Like if someone
Speaker 1: tells me they need to be altered, I'm like, great
Speaker 1: where I don't know, Like I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know if something is too short or too big,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if like you taper it in here,
Speaker 1: it will help, Like with size of your with I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I really, But then once you get those Taylor clothes back,
Speaker 1: you think to myself, how have I ever lived without this? Sure?
Speaker 1: But then you realize this ship is expensive? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: That in dry cleaning? Yeah, how about this movie? Okay,
Speaker 1: you tell a story, then I'll tell a story. Then
Speaker 1: you tell a story. Because I've been rambling on and
Speaker 1: I've been told that I need to be more succinct.
Speaker 1: Who told you that? I don't know myself as oh
Speaker 1: that old thing? Um, So here's my story. Um, instead
Speaker 1: of calling out somebody, I'm gonna call out myself. But
Speaker 1: I'm also going to call somebody. Oh. I can't take
Speaker 1: all the blame. So yesterday we do you like me
Speaker 1: in the last week. It's not all my fault, but
Speaker 1: I'll take some of the blame. But it's not. But
Speaker 1: I we had in twelve o'clock games, so we were
Speaker 1: able to make a five o'clock flight out of Dallas,
Speaker 1: which was major because we were home by six o'clock,
Speaker 1: which was awesome. I'm home by like not even halftime
Speaker 1: of this Sunday night game, which is is awesome. So
Speaker 1: but you have to know you get there, it's a
Speaker 1: mad dash get to the airport. You would love to
Speaker 1: get out of your clothes, put on some comfy's, maybe
Speaker 1: get a cocktail. I got a cocktail dress, Um, get
Speaker 1: a cocktail, and maybe like a little snacky poo. So
Speaker 1: we have this nonsense on our wrist, right, we have
Speaker 1: this like what they call is dak. I am not
Speaker 1: a doer, I'm a follower. I follow my friends Carissa Constants.
Speaker 1: They have these great bracelet stacks. I know it's not
Speaker 1: your mind. Still at the repair shop, I only got
Speaker 1: one left that's fits. This is one that you gave me.
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say her name because I'm
Speaker 1: a classy broad. But do not go to the place
Speaker 1: that we did, because they break and I don't even
Speaker 1: know if they're real. I'm gonna go ahead and get
Speaker 1: them all examined. But enough about I lost one of
Speaker 1: the diamonds in my rings by the way from there. Anyways,
Speaker 1: it wasn't real anyways, she didn't lose anything. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I know that I'm gonna beat right going through
Speaker 1: t s A. So we're all trying to do it,
Speaker 1: and you guys have to realize to we're traveling with
Speaker 1: all men we don't want to be the girl with
Speaker 1: all the bracelets because then you're the girl blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So I beep and I'm like, I'll
Speaker 1: just go through the X ray thing and put my
Speaker 1: arms up in the air. You guys can see it's
Speaker 1: these and the ladies like, please go on the other side.
Speaker 1: She was not having it, so I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: So I was trying to be nice. I'm so hungry.
Speaker 1: It's all the things. Hangary. I'm just sitting there and
Speaker 1: she's like, could someone pad her down? Could someone? And
Speaker 1: there's Greg and Kevin and I'm like, I'm an embarrassment.
Speaker 1: Can you guys go? I'll meet you at t G
Speaker 1: I Friday's. It's fine, We're good. Just go ahead. No,
Speaker 1: EA will wait, No, no, no, ma'am. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get someone to pet you. I'm like, oh shit, finally
Speaker 1: I take my shoes off and make it through. We're good.
Speaker 1: So the Traveling Wilberries, which is like seven of us,
Speaker 1: are going now to the Admirals Club. I was the Wilberries.
Speaker 1: Is that a show? I think it's a band. Tom
Speaker 1: Petty was in the Traveling Wilberries, right George, I think so.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Rynalds tried exciting anyways of the commodorees. So
Speaker 1: this group, we're all moving now to the Admirals Club,
Speaker 1: which I love and I have over you know, I
Speaker 1: have just about two million miles on American I love
Speaker 1: it a lot. I do have the Chase card. I
Speaker 1: do pay that hefty bill every month, which I don't
Speaker 1: put anything in that card. The only reason why I
Speaker 1: have the credit card is to get me in that
Speaker 1: damn lounge when I do have ten minutes to spare
Speaker 1: to take a pee, to change my clothes and get
Speaker 1: a drink. That's all Um, Roy Orberson, Roy Orberson and
Speaker 1: jeff Lynn from Roy Orbison. Yeah, back to you. I
Speaker 1: can't say ours. So anyway, angel um comfies and so
Speaker 1: I get into the Press Club and my card is
Speaker 1: not with my number. I have a picture of my card. Nope,
Speaker 1: you can't. We gotta have the Folasical card. Hungry, I'm tired,
Speaker 1: I gotta pee. I want to get in my comfanies.
Speaker 1: I pay whatever it is a month to have this card, ma'am. Please,
Speaker 1: I just know if you want to talk to my
Speaker 1: manager right away. We threw the manager line in, so
Speaker 1: I was like, I caused a little bit of scene.
Speaker 1: I go, I'm sucking out of here. I'm sucking out
Speaker 1: and the boys are like, e A, just stay with that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, I mean, Aren's texting me, I
Speaker 1: just created a scene. I need to calm down. These
Speaker 1: are literally her text to me, I just created a scene.
Speaker 1: I need to calm down. You're very good at governing yourself,
Speaker 1: though maybe not in the moment, but retroactively. I just
Speaker 1: knew I had to be out of there. It just
Speaker 1: makes me mad when you pay that a month, you do.
Speaker 1: I have a picture of my card. I'll show you
Speaker 1: my license. My membership doesn't expire until the twenty three.
Speaker 1: I know I should have talked to the manager because
Speaker 1: I probably could have explained it, but by then I've
Speaker 1: already paid my pants, my flight is boarding. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't even make sense. So then the
Speaker 1: sweetest rich gross on our crew runs out of the
Speaker 1: Admiral's club. He's like, yeah, yeah, you can be my guests,
Speaker 1: please just come in. So I walk in and it's
Speaker 1: like Greg's like wow, that escalated almost like I gotta pee.
Speaker 1: I just want to change my clothes. I'm hungry, I
Speaker 1: need something. Anyways, it wasn't all their fault, it was
Speaker 1: part my fault. I just okay that, like, can you
Speaker 1: just let us in? This is what this is. It's
Speaker 1: it's shaming, it's it's don't even what happened to me hard.
Speaker 1: I just pay that bull ship membership fee every month
Speaker 1: to get in there, get physical card. I get that.
Speaker 1: Rules are rules. Okay, that's fine, but let's just do
Speaker 1: a little interpretation of the rules. Like me, I pay
Speaker 1: a lot of money to go to a certain gym,
Speaker 1: and apparently there's an even nicer membership that you can
Speaker 1: have for the same gym, but like it's like a
Speaker 1: special club whatever. So yeah, so I go in as
Speaker 1: as a guest of Steve because he's a fancy member
Speaker 1: of that gym, and then you can I mean, my god,
Speaker 1: it's called I mean, it's called an executive. He goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I went to go workout. The workout just sitting in
Speaker 1: the sun. That's not a workout. You're just sitting there.
Speaker 1: That's not a workout. You're just sweating. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: how is it any different than a hot yoga class?
Speaker 1: And like you're moving you're stretching. He's like, who's to say,
Speaker 1: I'm not stretching. That's that's by the way. I need
Speaker 1: to have Jarrett and Steve do a I propose this
Speaker 1: to them because you and I think that we know
Speaker 1: all the answers and we like, have you know, solutions
Speaker 1: to everything. I would love Jared and Steve to give
Speaker 1: their perspective on our rationalization on all things. Oh, you
Speaker 1: go into this fancy whatever Jim they he goes, all
Speaker 1: you can use a pass for her. So already I'm
Speaker 1: feeling like I'm you know, I'm in row thirty two B,
Speaker 1: like I had the membership and on the fancy membership
Speaker 1: and then the woman full makeup and like at the gym,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. I'm like God, I felt like readbev will
Speaker 1: and so she's like, oh, you can't use the pass
Speaker 1: on weekends. So now she's right, and you know what,
Speaker 1: Steve should have had left with me and he's like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't use the pass on weekend. He would have
Speaker 1: worked out, and I was like, okay, like the elevator
Speaker 1: like all ashamed. I was like, okay, I'll just go
Speaker 1: run outside, but come on, let's just make an exception.
Speaker 1: I'm a member of the gym. It's the whole thing. Anyways, whatever,
Speaker 1: it's fine, make an exception, you're whatever. You are also
Speaker 1: texting Ryan and I are wonderful producers saying that you
Speaker 1: had a story about texting the wrong emoji or something
Speaker 1: to a colleague. Tell me go, yeah, there's something you'll
Speaker 1: tell me before some things you want. This is one
Speaker 1: I need to hear. The other day, I was texting
Speaker 1: We're on a group text with myself and my coworkers,
Speaker 1: and one of my coworkers asked me something or sent
Speaker 1: me an article, so it was off the group text.
Speaker 1: So I did the laughing emoji. But have you guys
Speaker 1: ever had where you're doing the you know, repeated emoji
Speaker 1: and then your finger slips to another one. You have
Speaker 1: the old finger slip like Malik, And it could have
Speaker 1: been a lot worse, but it was like laugh, laugh,
Speaker 1: laugh lf lap heart and he's my co O. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I got sensitive because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. And so immediately I wrote,
Speaker 1: I wasn't hurting you. By the way, I just want
Speaker 1: you to know I wasn't hurting you because I don't know,
Speaker 1: like we're a new crew, and I don't want somebody
Speaker 1: to think I'm like, laugh, laugh, laugh, heart, what's that?
Speaker 1: What's happening here? Now? I think that's even worse. You're
Speaker 1: saying you don't like the guy you're retying. Did I
Speaker 1: retract the heart? When we came down to the meeting room,
Speaker 1: I told everybody about the heart, and I said before
Speaker 1: before he came in, and so I was like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: so this is what happened. I'm feeling really awkward. And
Speaker 1: they're like, oh okay. And then he came in and
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, guys, what's up. And I was like,
Speaker 1: so I'll tell you what's happened. I feel so awkward
Speaker 1: and I've told everyone about it, and he was, oh
Speaker 1: my god, classic air. Okay. Yesterday We're on the plane
Speaker 1: and Kevin is behind me and I've told everybody this
Speaker 1: story and Kevin's behind me and I texted him something.
Speaker 1: He texted back laugh, laugh, laugh, kiss, and he goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just did it. And I said,
Speaker 1: I'm texting Ryan and Chariss are right now and telling
Speaker 1: them because it's like one slip of the finger, and
Speaker 1: you don't want for somebody to think like you did
Speaker 1: a slip of the finger on a mass text chain
Speaker 1: with with with the water emoji, and if anyone doesn't
Speaker 1: know what the water emoji is, we're not going to
Speaker 1: explain it because we're family friendly here. But if you
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, she responded back with the
Speaker 1: water emoji with a lot of people on this chain.
Speaker 1: I was like, Daron, you don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: And she's like I don't. And I'm like, don't use
Speaker 1: it in this situation. Seriously. I might be late to
Speaker 1: the alteration and some fashion says, but you're late to
Speaker 1: the whole party. Respond to the party on emoji's like
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, don't use that egg plant.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. I'll say, you're hungry. I did it
Speaker 1: was the water one? Oh god, my face ship anyhoo,
Speaker 1: there's that the old slip of the finger. It gets
Speaker 1: you every time. That's too good, God, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Um so I in balancing. Listen, not everybody does what
Speaker 1: we do for a living. But there's mothers out there.
Speaker 1: There's people that have multiple jobs, they have, you know,
Speaker 1: dealing with their relationships in life and other things. I
Speaker 1: realized not everybody is juggling traveling and and being on
Speaker 1: conference calls with players and all that. But all of
Speaker 1: you at home that are great enough to listen, know
Speaker 1: what it's like to juggle your life, your work, all
Speaker 1: the things. I had a story that I had to
Speaker 1: tell you the other day. So we get on these
Speaker 1: conference calls with the coaches, the offensive coordinators, the defensive coordinators,
Speaker 1: and the quarterback, and we do that for both teams.
Speaker 1: And then what I like to do on my own
Speaker 1: is I like to have a offensive player and a
Speaker 1: defensive player call me on their own time so I
Speaker 1: can get information that Kevin and Gregg don't necessarily have,
Speaker 1: so I could actually be useful on the broadcast. So
Speaker 1: this past week, when you're very useful, the Commander's Dallas
Speaker 1: game Dallas was nice enough to have my comparsons talk
Speaker 1: to me. Um. Also really funny guy, like he's just
Speaker 1: hilarious the stuff that comes out of his mouth. He's young,
Speaker 1: second year in the league, but he's just so refreshing
Speaker 1: because he says funny, funny ship. So he calls me
Speaker 1: and as you just experienced Um today when you called me,
Speaker 1: we got new WiFi in our house and for some reason,
Speaker 1: when you walk around the calls dropped. That makes a
Speaker 1: lot of sense. No, so at one point I thought
Speaker 1: they dropped. I'm really sensitive when I talked to these
Speaker 1: guys on the phone because I realized they only have
Speaker 1: like ten fifteen minutes. You gotta keep it quick, like
Speaker 1: you're the fifth person they've done an interview with that day,
Speaker 1: YadA YadA. So I'm running around and like ship, ship,
Speaker 1: I'm recording it. I'm listening. I'm asking him these questions.
Speaker 1: And then Jarrett comes home in the middle of the interview,
Speaker 1: and how he hears Jarrett and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: it's like and I was like, oh my god, and
Speaker 1: Mike is talking. Put my phone on mute. Put my
Speaker 1: phone on mute. And then he stops and I go
Speaker 1: to talk and my phone's muted. So I'm like he's
Speaker 1: like hello, Hello, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: an me hey. So and then in the background you
Speaker 1: hear the dog and he's like, damn, what kind of dog?
Speaker 1: You got? A dark dog? And I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: he's an eighty pound Golden Retriever. God love him. Know.
Speaker 1: His dad's home, and I'm like running in and out
Speaker 1: of the house. It's just like you get it. Your
Speaker 1: dog's bar is just like yeah. But also, you know
Speaker 1: when they know you're muting, because it's a lot of
Speaker 1: ambient noise, mute, ambient noise, mute. I know when you're
Speaker 1: muting me. And then I think to myself, what's she doing?
Speaker 1: Is she even listening to what I'm listening? Listening, listening?
Speaker 1: I used to do this on voicemails, which I no
Speaker 1: longer leave voicemails because I don't like when people leave
Speaker 1: me voicemails. I used to leave a code word at
Speaker 1: the end of the voicemail. I'd say like kitty cat,
Speaker 1: and so then the person would call me back and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, I got your voicemail. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: did you what was the code word? And they're like what.
Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't listen to the voicemail. How
Speaker 1: the hell did you think of doing this? Where does
Speaker 1: this come from? Because I know what I don't do.
Speaker 1: I don't listen to the voicemoment like, oh, got your voicemail,
Speaker 1: And then they're repeating everything they already said, Yeah, so leaping,
Speaker 1: but yeah Eastern Illinois. Oh my god, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: it's oh which by the way, shout out to Megan.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Sean Payton's daughter. She was the studio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was so sweet and she was like, I
Speaker 1: love your podcast. And then I always feel like whatever
Speaker 1: anyone says again, this is apologizing. Whenever anyone says that
Speaker 1: what they love the podcast, which is so nice, I
Speaker 1: want to be like, oh, I'm so sorry for wasting
Speaker 1: your time like they electively or listening to it. But
Speaker 1: I like feel bad, like I'm sorry. Um, but so
Speaker 1: she's so sweet, but yeah, so leave a code word.
Speaker 1: What else do you like to do? The test? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to test these people. I also I kept
Speaker 1: asking Steve to to lower this, Like poor Steve, by
Speaker 1: the way, you think that we were like married for
Speaker 1: like ten years. Okay, but but I was like, he's
Speaker 1: so nice. He's like, can I do anything to help
Speaker 1: you round the house I have. This is my house
Speaker 1: at home. I I have the keenest eye for something's level.
Speaker 1: You can't go off a level either, because the level
Speaker 1: doesn't take into account that the roof might be slanted,
Speaker 1: not everything. This is what I've learned with all of
Speaker 1: my different like house at home projects, is not to
Speaker 1: be trusted. Yeah, well one to step backwards in the standings,
Speaker 1: go Broncos by the way this Thursday, Well, I will
Speaker 1: be saying a lot of people in the Mile High City.
Speaker 1: I haven't been back since I worked there. How weird
Speaker 1: is that? I love that you're growing there? Two thou eight.
Speaker 1: I was thinking I should go in sooner. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I digress. So I have a very keen eye on
Speaker 1: like what's what's straight, what's not on a picture? So
Speaker 1: I wall papered by kitchen area because I needed a
Speaker 1: little popular there and then had the picture we hung
Speaker 1: and it's off it's it's off center. So I was like, Steve,
Speaker 1: can you fix that for me? And he was like sure,
Speaker 1: no problem. So I come home yesterday after work is
Speaker 1: so sweet? How is your day? I walked in the
Speaker 1: kitchen I was like, did you fix that picture? And
Speaker 1: he was like yeah, why I go, it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like it's fixed. What an asshole? Go? Doesn't look like
Speaker 1: it's fixed? He goes, Okay, I knew you were going
Speaker 1: to say that, So I'm gonna tell you right now
Speaker 1: where the hammers. The hammers in this location and he
Speaker 1: gives like a full detail full police report he was like,
Speaker 1: go check out the hand was there? I lived the
Speaker 1: hammer because she said I was going to fix it
Speaker 1: in this whole thing. But I'm like, it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like it's any different. So next time you come over,
Speaker 1: you see at that pictures level. But I'm telling you, you
Speaker 1: you got to set up little chaps and you got
Speaker 1: to see if these people are actually doing things, not
Speaker 1: just him, anyone, but I did. I was like, did
Speaker 1: you pick up that rat? That rat? Still? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Speaking of rat, I have to tell you a friend
Speaker 1: of the show and friend of ours, Jacqueline Quick, who
Speaker 1: we die for. She texted us yesterday on our group
Speaker 1: chat with a couple of girlfriends. She said, I'm crying.
Speaker 1: I'm screaming. What what happened? Her puppy, z year old
Speaker 1: now killed a mouse and then her baby brought it
Speaker 1: inside and yelled, mom, butterfly and it's a dead rat,
Speaker 1: literally butterfly. And he was so proud to show her. What.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what are you doing? Was she lights
Speaker 1: all in his hand? What are we doing to sure?
Speaker 1: I mean, she's a mother of the year. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she was fully taking care of that child. I think
Speaker 1: she said she took a hockey stick and like flung
Speaker 1: it in a hockey bag for her husband the stunt
Speaker 1: that he is to deal with it. So um, yeah,
Speaker 1: you weren't the only one. At least this mouse looked
Speaker 1: fresh versus your rat that again looked like astronaut like
Speaker 1: like my like my under eyes dried up. Not with
Speaker 1: those muture Gina masks. We love, but telling your ship
Speaker 1: not an ad but an ad we loved one. What
Speaker 1: else is happening? Okay, so earlier on the pregame that
Speaker 1: we record on and that you can listen to on
Speaker 1: Monday's Ten Minutes of Fun, answer for your questions. We
Speaker 1: love all your submission of questions. By the way, so
Speaker 1: I was talking about Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman was a
Speaker 1: like a comedian that was one of one. It's just
Speaker 1: he basically took on a life of his own, had
Speaker 1: all these different care aracters, and Jim Carrey played him.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if anyone seen Michel. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that flicks or if it's on Prime. I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly what platform it's on, but it's fascinating.
Speaker 1: I haven't got through the whole thing. But Jim Carrey
Speaker 1: became Andy Kaufman so much so that he wouldn't he
Speaker 1: wouldn't like when they called, like you know, cut on set.
Speaker 1: He would just stay in character. And he stayed in
Speaker 1: character for so long that even after they were done
Speaker 1: filming the movie, he couldn't get out of it. And
Speaker 1: so I haven't finished the story yet, but it's fascinating
Speaker 1: because I've never wanted to be an actress. But even
Speaker 1: like Daniel day Lewis, for example, when he played Abraham Lincoln,
Speaker 1: he gets so far into character that like he called
Speaker 1: his wife Mary because that was Abraham Lincoln's wife. And
Speaker 1: so to stay in character and what that might do
Speaker 1: to you in terms of psychology of like really getting
Speaker 1: immersed in a character and not being able to identify
Speaker 1: who you are versus somebody else. I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's any actors or actresses out there. I would love
Speaker 1: to know that, because I also saw this interview with
Speaker 1: Mila Kunas and her and Ashton Kutcher are redoing the
Speaker 1: seventies show they are, yeah, and she was saying how
Speaker 1: weird it is to now she's Ashton's wife, but they're
Speaker 1: like back in that same basement, and like she said
Speaker 1: it's the hardest thing she's had to do because she
Speaker 1: looks at him as her husband, not like an actor.
Speaker 1: So the acting world is very interesting to me. I
Speaker 1: wish on a few questions, but he's not available. So
Speaker 1: if there's any great actresses that we we know, I
Speaker 1: want to know more about that world, because I can't
Speaker 1: imagine that it wouldn't like just completely disrupt your well being.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, there's a lot of people. I mean,
Speaker 1: wasn't the heath Ledger a bit about just how depressing
Speaker 1: and down the Joker was and all that kind of
Speaker 1: stuff and so fascinating and that whole other world we
Speaker 1: sit and bitch about the Admirals Club not letting us in.
Speaker 1: How about if you had to do like a whole
Speaker 1: thing on a guy that was strung out on drugs
Speaker 1: and alcohol, have to like act like getting to character. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, it's fast, have a whole differents. Fine with sports,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Down. Um okay, wait, so dry
Speaker 1: cleaning I have hopefully, well not, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm saying hopefully. I'm assuming like both people, you've got
Speaker 1: your regular laundry laundry basket, and you've got your dry
Speaker 1: cleaning laundry basket somewhere in there, like things are just
Speaker 1: getting thrown into the dry cleaning that don't belong there.
Speaker 1: S okay, So I go my sweet dry cleaner, the
Speaker 1: same place that I go to. I found finally found
Speaker 1: a very you know, well, decently affordable dry cleaning service.
Speaker 1: I was getting really ripped off at the other place.
Speaker 1: Now that I realized the rates over here, I get
Speaker 1: so excited. I want to pay them double just because
Speaker 1: it's so cheap. So I go tip them. You tip
Speaker 1: the dry cleaner. No, I was just thinking tippings. I'm
Speaker 1: a great tipper. I just don't think you should have
Speaker 1: seven tips on top. Here's a tip one line. I
Speaker 1: thought of you and I signed that breakfast bill yesterday
Speaker 1: in Dallas. Game was like, and carrisso would die? Did
Speaker 1: you added gratuity on? Do I feel so bad? They're
Speaker 1: standing right there? Okay, if guys don't know we're talking
Speaker 1: about it was on last podcast episode and it's basically
Speaker 1: I'm the asshole so at the dry cleaner and normally
Speaker 1: like I just go in and they're so lovely. I
Speaker 1: just put the basket down. I don't need to sort
Speaker 1: out is there four shirts, my mistakes in front of me. Please.
Speaker 1: It's like that episode of Sex in the City or
Speaker 1: Not Sexy City. It's the sweetest thing where she has
Speaker 1: sex and their stuff on the dress and she's like
Speaker 1: so mortified and the class comes in in shure up,
Speaker 1: my guy, I do. There's always grass because a lot
Speaker 1: of these fields they paint their grass. There's you know,
Speaker 1: I get like white marks, I get whatever. And the
Speaker 1: guy will look at the cuffs and my pants and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, look at this. It's like I've done
Speaker 1: like a robbed a bank. I just stood on the
Speaker 1: like the fifty yard line and talked to Todd Bowles,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? I'm doing my job. Yes,
Speaker 1: did I get red paint on the like cuffs of
Speaker 1: my pants? Do people still say cuffs? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but that's what I got. And it's like judging me,
Speaker 1: and I don't need that on your phrases. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start writing these phrases down. She's under protect and she is.
Speaker 1: She's seventy five. With the things she says. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it was. I gotta go back and look
Speaker 1: your phrases. And I was like, oh, smell you later.
Speaker 1: She wrote in a text message on a chain yesterday,
Speaker 1: all right, smell later. I was like, who says smell
Speaker 1: you later? She was talking about someone that we aren't
Speaker 1: fan favorites of. Okay. So we're at the dry cleaner.
Speaker 1: Normally put the basket down, I leave, see you next week. Okay.
Speaker 1: So there's a long line. So I think to myself,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help them sort this out. I'm over here
Speaker 1: laying things out, not a problem. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's a pair of underwear in there. Always
Speaker 1: comes back to underwear and bathrooms to me. There's a
Speaker 1: pair of underwear in there. There's a brand new wear
Speaker 1: sweatshirt with the tag still on it in there, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's okay, dry cleaning thing, Yeah, exactly, dry
Speaker 1: cleaning brand new things. There's a garment bag, there's all
Speaker 1: these things in the bottom. There's the cover for Willis's dog,
Speaker 1: saying like, there's so much shit in there, and I'm
Speaker 1: like do I just so thank god I caught those
Speaker 1: because in the past when I picked up dry cleaning,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, we dry cleaned a thong
Speaker 1: on These people probably think I'm so fancy that I
Speaker 1: need to dry clean on the little hooks, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh Jesus, they are probably like these must be La Perla,
Speaker 1: and it's like, nope, just Calvin Klein. I heard a
Speaker 1: story and I need to get I need to ask
Speaker 1: Max Kellerman. I heard that Max Kellerman takes all the
Speaker 1: buttons off of his shirts, then get some dry clean
Speaker 1: and put them all back on. I gotta find out
Speaker 1: if that's a fact or not, because that must be
Speaker 1: very expensive. Who sews them all back on? Alterations? People, alterations,
Speaker 1: the dry cleaners. But yeah, you really don't know what's
Speaker 1: in the bottom of that dry cleaning basket until you
Speaker 1: start combing through there, and then there's some shame and
Speaker 1: now you're explaining what is that mark, what isn't that mark?
Speaker 1: And why the enderwars in there. It's a pain in
Speaker 1: the ask to go there. It really is like our
Speaker 1: bin is fall. We need to go And now I,
Speaker 1: you know, have some more cuffs that have stains on them,
Speaker 1: so I need hafs. Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like this podcast flowed very well. I disagree.
Speaker 1: We had a lull and we picked it right back up.
Speaker 1: Ryan goes you can wrap out of this. I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it well, I feel like there's more I
Speaker 1: want to talk about. Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa
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