1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: Instead of calling out somebody, I'm gonna call out myself. 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: I caused a little bit of scene. I go, I'm 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: sucking out of here. I'm sucking out and the boys 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: are like, e A, just stay with that, and I'm like, nope, 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: I'm out of here. Meanwhile, Aaron's texting me I just 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: created a scene. I need to calm down. Calm Down 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of I Heart Radio. 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: Start from the beginning, No, you start from beginning. It's 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: week four, Well, we're done with wet four. How are 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: you dealing with this travel? I look like absolutely like 11 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: our boss would say, dog food besides dog crap? How 12 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 1: are you doing? How is it going? I have so 13 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: much to talk to you about. Five. It's week five, No, 14 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,559 Speaker 1: which is nuts. That is nuts. So two things that 15 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 1: I have cautioned myself not to talk about on this 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: podcast when it comes to football season is A saying 17 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: I'm tired because fuck me, Like I, We're so lucky 18 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: to do this shot. Why don't we asked for this? Why? 19 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: And B is complaining about traveling because it's like, Yo, 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: when COVID happened, you and I bitched all day long, 21 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 1: all we wanted to do was be on an airplane. 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: All we wanted to do was work. So I say this, 23 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: how do you feel? I will say this, I am 24 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 1: getting really good at drinking a lot of water because 25 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: I am not great at drinking water. Welcome everybody to 26 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: the Calm Down Podcast to get through if you can't, 27 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: if you're not watching on YouTube, I don't know how 28 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: you consume our podcast, but we appreciate you consuming it. Nonetheless, 29 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: Aaron has a blanket wrapped around her like she is 30 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: just finished a marathon and she's wrapping a blanket around 31 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: because she's our hypothermia. I have this the best thing 32 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: as your bond because I put the air conditioning on 33 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: in this garage and I'm freezing as well. So anyways, 34 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: it's week five. I am hi, baby, thankful to be here. 35 00:01:54,720 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: Oh Jared, Hello, He can't, he says hello. Anyh Yeah. 36 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: So I'm getting a lot better about drinking water, and 37 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: I'm becoming very good at bringing anyone has recommendations for 38 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: hydrating masks. The Neutral Gina has been my favorite so far. 39 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: It's the one that, like you open the packet, it 40 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 1: comes in a blue packet and it's dripping the liquid 41 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: or out of it, and then I just rub it 42 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: all over my neck in my hands. So that's very 43 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: hydrating packet. Uh yeah, but yeah, no, I'm just happy 44 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: to be here, you know. So you look great? How's 45 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: the packing going? Anything new? Updating with the pack Absolutely terrible. 46 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: We we we checked in Dominique, so you'll hear a 47 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,519 Speaker 1: lot of us. Well you've heard a lot of friends 48 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: of the podcast and listeners. Jillian Gregory travels with Aaron. 49 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: Dominique Diez travels with me, and she's the CUTI cutie, 50 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,080 Speaker 1: just like Jillian. Couldn't ask for better people to be 51 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 1: like stuck on an airplane, had the luggage loss. We 52 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: will get to that in a second. We go to 53 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: check in and Dominique does my hair and my makeup. 54 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: So this poor little thing maybe weighs ninety pounds, wet 55 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 1: her lug. She always has to check a bag in 56 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: because it has all the ship that I need because 57 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: not a natural beauty. And so we go early. So 58 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: she checks her bags and she looks at me and 59 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: she's like, are you going to check a bag? And 60 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: I was like, no, I never check a bag, and 61 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 1: she goes. Because we left on Tuesday and we were 62 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,079 Speaker 1: coming home till Friday and I had to go to 63 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: Chicago and then Cincinnati. She goes, you have everything you 64 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: need in that suitcase, and I was like, yep, and 65 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: that's good. Bad or indifferent? I am the Queen of rolling. 66 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: Everything's wrinkled. The shoe is like folded like this because 67 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: it's crammed in there. I don't know, but I just 68 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: can't check. So so guess what happens. I don't. Here's 69 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: the portion of the program when we talk about airplanes. 70 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 1: When I get that Delta notice, which I appreciate. In 71 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: this case, it was American. That's why they lost the 72 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: luggage I do. I'm not happy with American and either 73 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: or you will get to that in a second. But 74 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: Delta will tell you, like your zone is boarding. Well, 75 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 1: American doesn't extend that courtesy. So or maybe they do. 76 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: I just don't have the app. I don't know they do. 77 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: Or well, either way, every plane is different. The bag 78 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: that fit on the overhead in one plane because I'm connecting, 79 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: does not fit in the other one. I have to 80 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: check the bag. Now, I'm like, well, you know what's 81 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: gonna happen the second you have to check. It's gonna 82 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: get lost. It's just the way it works. So we 83 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 1: land in Cincinnati, coming from Chicago. It's one o'clock. I'm 84 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: not complaining. I'm just telling the story. You're sitting there 85 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: and the bags are going around, and now they're dwindling. 86 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 1: Now there's five bags. Now there's two bags. Now there's now. 87 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: The only feeling that makes it better is you look 88 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: at what time is it in Cincinnati? About twelve thirty earlier. Sure, 89 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: you're looking around and you're like, at least it's not 90 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 1: just me standing here. There's like twenty five people. So 91 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: we're all like, okay, wherever these you know, gate checked 92 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: bags were all in use together. Anyways, time goes by, 93 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,239 Speaker 1: it's now one o'clock. They say the belt is broken. 94 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: These are broken. Mine are broken. Why time's your production meeting? 95 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 1: It's at eight o'clock. So I'm like, that's it, Dominique. 96 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: And Dominique has her bags because well, the bags that 97 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: she checked made it, but not me. This one doesn't. Anyways, 98 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 1: stay with me, this stories ending. Uh. Finally, I'm like, 99 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: we're out of here. I'll come back in the morning. 100 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: I'll come get the bag. Right as I'm walking out, 101 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 1: then the bag gets going, We're able to pick it 102 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: up and keep it moving. But that is a situation 103 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: where you don't know. Am I going to have to 104 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: go to the mall and buy some clothes? I am. 105 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: You've had it happen. It's dicey, but luckily the luggage 106 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,359 Speaker 1: made it. I refused to check my bag if I 107 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 1: don't have to. But you're very good about sending clothes 108 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: ahead of time. I'm still not there yet. I just 109 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: started doing alterations. I'm so proud of you. I've never 110 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: had my clothes altered unless someone tells me to, and 111 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 1: now I'm doing it my own, on my own, like 112 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: free will, which is the game changer today, the alterations. 113 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: A sweet little Linda was like. I was like, oh no, 114 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: these pants are fine. She's like, no, they're not. I'm like, 115 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: oh wow, this is like a whole new world areal. See. 116 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 1: I don't have the eye for alterations. Like if someone 117 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: tells me they need to be altered, I'm like, great 118 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: where I don't know, Like I don't I don't know. 119 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 1: I know if something is too short or too big, 120 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: but I don't know if like you taper it in here, 121 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,040 Speaker 1: it will help, Like with size of your with I'm sure, 122 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: I really, But then once you get those Taylor clothes back, 123 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: you think to myself, how have I ever lived without this? Sure? 124 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: But then you realize this ship is expensive? Oh my god? 125 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: That in dry cleaning? Yeah, how about this movie? Okay, 126 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: you tell a story, then I'll tell a story. Then 127 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,240 Speaker 1: you tell a story. Because I've been rambling on and 128 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: I've been told that I need to be more succinct. 129 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 1: Who told you that? I don't know myself as oh 130 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,919 Speaker 1: that old thing? Um, So here's my story. Um, instead 131 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: of calling out somebody, I'm gonna call out myself. But 132 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 1: I'm also going to call somebody. Oh. I can't take 133 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: all the blame. So yesterday we do you like me 134 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,280 Speaker 1: in the last week. It's not all my fault, but 135 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: I'll take some of the blame. But it's not. But 136 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: I we had in twelve o'clock games, so we were 137 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: able to make a five o'clock flight out of Dallas, 138 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: which was major because we were home by six o'clock, 139 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: which was awesome. I'm home by like not even halftime 140 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: of this Sunday night game, which is is awesome. So 141 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: but you have to know you get there, it's a 142 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 1: mad dash get to the airport. You would love to 143 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: get out of your clothes, put on some comfy's, maybe 144 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: get a cocktail. I got a cocktail dress, Um, get 145 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: a cocktail, and maybe like a little snacky poo. So 146 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: we have this nonsense on our wrist, right, we have 147 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: this like what they call is dak. I am not 148 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: a doer, I'm a follower. I follow my friends Carissa Constants. 149 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 1: They have these great bracelet stacks. I know it's not 150 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,400 Speaker 1: your mind. Still at the repair shop, I only got 151 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 1: one left that's fits. This is one that you gave me. 152 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,840 Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say her name because I'm 153 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: a classy broad. But do not go to the place 154 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: that we did, because they break and I don't even 155 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: know if they're real. I'm gonna go ahead and get 156 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: them all examined. But enough about I lost one of 157 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 1: the diamonds in my rings by the way from there. Anyways, 158 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,960 Speaker 1: it wasn't real anyways, she didn't lose anything. Oh my god. Okay, 159 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: so I know that I'm gonna beat right going through 160 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: t s A. So we're all trying to do it, 161 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 1: and you guys have to realize to we're traveling with 162 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: all men we don't want to be the girl with 163 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: all the bracelets because then you're the girl blah blah 164 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So I beep and I'm like, I'll 165 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 1: just go through the X ray thing and put my 166 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 1: arms up in the air. You guys can see it's 167 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: these and the ladies like, please go on the other side. 168 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: She was not having it, so I was like, okay, 169 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: So I was trying to be nice. I'm so hungry. 170 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: It's all the things. Hangary. I'm just sitting there and 171 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: she's like, could someone pad her down? Could someone? And 172 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 1: there's Greg and Kevin and I'm like, I'm an embarrassment. 173 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: Can you guys go? I'll meet you at t G 174 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: I Friday's. It's fine, We're good. Just go ahead. No, 175 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: EA will wait, No, no, no, ma'am. I'm trying to 176 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: get someone to pet you. I'm like, oh shit, finally 177 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: I take my shoes off and make it through. We're good. 178 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: So the Traveling Wilberries, which is like seven of us, 179 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 1: are going now to the Admirals Club. I was the Wilberries. 180 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,680 Speaker 1: Is that a show? I think it's a band. Tom 181 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: Petty was in the Traveling Wilberries, right George, I think so. 182 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 1: I'm sure Rynalds tried exciting anyways of the commodorees. So 183 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: this group, we're all moving now to the Admirals Club, 184 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: which I love and I have over you know, I 185 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,920 Speaker 1: have just about two million miles on American I love 186 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,040 Speaker 1: it a lot. I do have the Chase card. I 187 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 1: do pay that hefty bill every month, which I don't 188 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: put anything in that card. The only reason why I 189 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: have the credit card is to get me in that 190 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: damn lounge when I do have ten minutes to spare 191 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 1: to take a pee, to change my clothes and get 192 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: a drink. That's all Um, Roy Orberson, Roy Orberson and 193 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:23,400 Speaker 1: jeff Lynn from Roy Orbison. Yeah, back to you. I 194 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: can't say ours. So anyway, angel um comfies and so 195 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: I get into the Press Club and my card is 196 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: not with my number. I have a picture of my card. Nope, 197 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: you can't. We gotta have the Folasical card. Hungry, I'm tired, 198 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: I gotta pee. I want to get in my comfanies. 199 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,080 Speaker 1: I pay whatever it is a month to have this card, ma'am. Please, 200 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: I just know if you want to talk to my 201 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: manager right away. We threw the manager line in, so 202 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: I was like, I caused a little bit of scene. 203 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,080 Speaker 1: I go, I'm sucking out of here. I'm sucking out 204 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: and the boys are like, e A, just stay with that, 205 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: and I'm like no, I mean, Aren's texting me, I 206 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: just created a scene. I need to calm down. These 207 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 1: are literally her text to me, I just created a scene. 208 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,720 Speaker 1: I need to calm down. You're very good at governing yourself, 209 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 1: though maybe not in the moment, but retroactively. I just 210 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 1: knew I had to be out of there. It just 211 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 1: makes me mad when you pay that a month, you do. 212 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,400 Speaker 1: I have a picture of my card. I'll show you 213 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,839 Speaker 1: my license. My membership doesn't expire until the twenty three. 214 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 1: I know I should have talked to the manager because 215 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,240 Speaker 1: I probably could have explained it, but by then I've 216 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 1: already paid my pants, my flight is boarding. It's like, 217 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,320 Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't even make sense. So then the 218 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,880 Speaker 1: sweetest rich gross on our crew runs out of the 219 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: Admiral's club. He's like, yeah, yeah, you can be my guests, 220 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: please just come in. So I walk in and it's 221 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:42,200 Speaker 1: like Greg's like wow, that escalated almost like I gotta pee. 222 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 1: I just want to change my clothes. I'm hungry, I 223 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:49,040 Speaker 1: need something. Anyways, it wasn't all their fault, it was 224 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,880 Speaker 1: part my fault. I just okay that, like, can you 225 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: just let us in? This is what this is. It's 226 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,320 Speaker 1: it's shaming, it's it's don't even what happened to me hard. 227 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:02,240 Speaker 1: I just pay that bull ship membership fee every month 228 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: to get in there, get physical card. I get that. 229 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,080 Speaker 1: Rules are rules. Okay, that's fine, but let's just do 230 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 1: a little interpretation of the rules. Like me, I pay 231 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: a lot of money to go to a certain gym, 232 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,560 Speaker 1: and apparently there's an even nicer membership that you can 233 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 1: have for the same gym, but like it's like a 234 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:32,559 Speaker 1: special club whatever. So yeah, so I go in as 235 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: as a guest of Steve because he's a fancy member 236 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:39,199 Speaker 1: of that gym, and then you can I mean, my god, 237 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,120 Speaker 1: it's called I mean, it's called an executive. He goes, oh, 238 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 1: I went to go workout. The workout just sitting in 239 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: the sun. That's not a workout. You're just sitting there. 240 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: That's not a workout. You're just sweating. He's like, well, 241 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: how is it any different than a hot yoga class? 242 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 1: And like you're moving you're stretching. He's like, who's to say, 243 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 1: I'm not stretching. That's that's by the way. I need 244 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,640 Speaker 1: to have Jarrett and Steve do a I propose this 245 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,960 Speaker 1: to them because you and I think that we know 246 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 1: all the answers and we like, have you know, solutions 247 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 1: to everything. I would love Jared and Steve to give 248 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:09,679 Speaker 1: their perspective on our rationalization on all things. Oh, you 249 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 1: go into this fancy whatever Jim they he goes, all 250 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 1: you can use a pass for her. So already I'm 251 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,640 Speaker 1: feeling like I'm you know, I'm in row thirty two B, 252 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 1: like I had the membership and on the fancy membership 253 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 1: and then the woman full makeup and like at the gym, 254 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:30,360 Speaker 1: yeah exactly. I'm like God, I felt like readbev will 255 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,559 Speaker 1: and so she's like, oh, you can't use the pass 256 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,360 Speaker 1: on weekends. So now she's right, and you know what, 257 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,480 Speaker 1: Steve should have had left with me and he's like, oh, sorry, 258 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: I can't use the pass on weekend. He would have 259 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: worked out, and I was like, okay, like the elevator 260 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: like all ashamed. I was like, okay, I'll just go 261 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: run outside, but come on, let's just make an exception. 262 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: I'm a member of the gym. It's the whole thing. Anyways, whatever, 263 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:58,200 Speaker 1: it's fine, make an exception, you're whatever. You are also 264 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: texting Ryan and I are wonderful producers saying that you 265 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 1: had a story about texting the wrong emoji or something 266 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 1: to a colleague. Tell me go, yeah, there's something you'll 267 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 1: tell me before some things you want. This is one 268 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,520 Speaker 1: I need to hear. The other day, I was texting 269 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: We're on a group text with myself and my coworkers, 270 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 1: and one of my coworkers asked me something or sent 271 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: me an article, so it was off the group text. 272 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,839 Speaker 1: So I did the laughing emoji. But have you guys 273 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: ever had where you're doing the you know, repeated emoji 274 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,200 Speaker 1: and then your finger slips to another one. You have 275 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:41,080 Speaker 1: the old finger slip like Malik, And it could have 276 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: been a lot worse, but it was like laugh, laugh, 277 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 1: laugh lf lap heart and he's my co O. And 278 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 1: I was like, I got sensitive because I was like, 279 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. And so immediately I wrote, 280 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 1: I wasn't hurting you. By the way, I just want 281 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:00,199 Speaker 1: you to know I wasn't hurting you because I don't know, 282 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 1: like we're a new crew, and I don't want somebody 283 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,839 Speaker 1: to think I'm like, laugh, laugh, laugh, heart, what's that? 284 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: What's happening here? Now? I think that's even worse. You're 285 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 1: saying you don't like the guy you're retying. Did I 286 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Speaker 1: retract the heart? When we came down to the meeting room, 287 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 1: I told everybody about the heart, and I said before 288 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: before he came in, and so I was like, hey, guys, 289 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,800 Speaker 1: so this is what happened. I'm feeling really awkward. And 290 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,000 Speaker 1: they're like, oh okay. And then he came in and 291 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 1: he's like, hey, guys, what's up. And I was like, 292 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: so I'll tell you what's happened. I feel so awkward 293 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: and I've told everyone about it, and he was, oh 294 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: my god, classic air. Okay. Yesterday We're on the plane 295 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: and Kevin is behind me and I've told everybody this 296 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: story and Kevin's behind me and I texted him something. 297 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 1: He texted back laugh, laugh, laugh, kiss, and he goes, 298 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 1: oh my god, I just did it. And I said, 299 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: I'm texting Ryan and Chariss are right now and telling 300 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,400 Speaker 1: them because it's like one slip of the finger, and 301 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,520 Speaker 1: you don't want for somebody to think like you did 302 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,760 Speaker 1: a slip of the finger on a mass text chain 303 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: with with with the water emoji, and if anyone doesn't 304 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,160 Speaker 1: know what the water emoji is, we're not going to 305 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,640 Speaker 1: explain it because we're family friendly here. But if you 306 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: don't know what it is, she responded back with the 307 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,400 Speaker 1: water emoji with a lot of people on this chain. 308 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,840 Speaker 1: I was like, Daron, you don't know what that means. 309 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: And she's like I don't. And I'm like, don't use 310 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 1: it in this situation. Seriously. I might be late to 311 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: the alteration and some fashion says, but you're late to 312 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: the whole party. Respond to the party on emoji's like 313 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,680 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, don't use that egg plant. 314 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 1: This is crazy. I'll say, you're hungry. I did it 315 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:54,840 Speaker 1: was the water one? Oh god, my face ship anyhoo, 316 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 1: there's that the old slip of the finger. It gets 317 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: you every time. That's too good, God, it's so good. 318 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 1: Um so I in balancing. Listen, not everybody does what 319 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 1: we do for a living. But there's mothers out there. 320 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: There's people that have multiple jobs, they have, you know, 321 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: dealing with their relationships in life and other things. I 322 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 1: realized not everybody is juggling traveling and and being on 323 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 1: conference calls with players and all that. But all of 324 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: you at home that are great enough to listen, know 325 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,440 Speaker 1: what it's like to juggle your life, your work, all 326 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 1: the things. I had a story that I had to 327 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,120 Speaker 1: tell you the other day. So we get on these 328 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:34,760 Speaker 1: conference calls with the coaches, the offensive coordinators, the defensive coordinators, 329 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,760 Speaker 1: and the quarterback, and we do that for both teams. 330 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 1: And then what I like to do on my own 331 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 1: is I like to have a offensive player and a 332 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,920 Speaker 1: defensive player call me on their own time so I 333 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 1: can get information that Kevin and Gregg don't necessarily have, 334 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,960 Speaker 1: so I could actually be useful on the broadcast. So 335 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 1: this past week, when you're very useful, the Commander's Dallas 336 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: game Dallas was nice enough to have my comparsons talk 337 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: to me. Um. Also really funny guy, like he's just 338 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 1: hilarious the stuff that comes out of his mouth. He's young, 339 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,920 Speaker 1: second year in the league, but he's just so refreshing 340 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,080 Speaker 1: because he says funny, funny ship. So he calls me 341 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 1: and as you just experienced Um today when you called me, 342 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,159 Speaker 1: we got new WiFi in our house and for some reason, 343 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,199 Speaker 1: when you walk around the calls dropped. That makes a 344 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,960 Speaker 1: lot of sense. No, so at one point I thought 345 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 1: they dropped. I'm really sensitive when I talked to these 346 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,399 Speaker 1: guys on the phone because I realized they only have 347 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,239 Speaker 1: like ten fifteen minutes. You gotta keep it quick, like 348 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 1: you're the fifth person they've done an interview with that day, 349 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,159 Speaker 1: YadA YadA. So I'm running around and like ship, ship, 350 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 1: I'm recording it. I'm listening. I'm asking him these questions. 351 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: And then Jarrett comes home in the middle of the interview, 352 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 1: and how he hears Jarrett and all of a sudden, 353 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 1: it's like and I was like, oh my god, and 354 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,439 Speaker 1: Mike is talking. Put my phone on mute. Put my 355 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,919 Speaker 1: phone on mute. And then he stops and I go 356 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 1: to talk and my phone's muted. So I'm like he's 357 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:59,119 Speaker 1: like hello, Hello, and I was like, oh my god, 358 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,080 Speaker 1: an me hey. So and then in the background you 359 00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:04,920 Speaker 1: hear the dog and he's like, damn, what kind of dog? 360 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,680 Speaker 1: You got? A dark dog? And I was like, actually, 361 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,440 Speaker 1: he's an eighty pound Golden Retriever. God love him. Know. 362 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 1: His dad's home, and I'm like running in and out 363 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,480 Speaker 1: of the house. It's just like you get it. Your 364 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 1: dog's bar is just like yeah. But also, you know 365 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,240 Speaker 1: when they know you're muting, because it's a lot of 366 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,680 Speaker 1: ambient noise, mute, ambient noise, mute. I know when you're 367 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,800 Speaker 1: muting me. And then I think to myself, what's she doing? 368 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,280 Speaker 1: Is she even listening to what I'm listening? Listening, listening? 369 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,359 Speaker 1: I used to do this on voicemails, which I no 370 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 1: longer leave voicemails because I don't like when people leave 371 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,439 Speaker 1: me voicemails. I used to leave a code word at 372 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,359 Speaker 1: the end of the voicemail. I'd say like kitty cat, 373 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: and so then the person would call me back and 374 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 1: they're like, oh, yeah, I got your voicemail. I'm like, oh, 375 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 1: did you what was the code word? And they're like what. 376 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,560 Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't listen to the voicemail. How 377 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 1: the hell did you think of doing this? Where does 378 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 1: this come from? Because I know what I don't do. 379 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: I don't listen to the voicemoment like, oh, got your voicemail, 380 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,200 Speaker 1: And then they're repeating everything they already said, Yeah, so leaping, 381 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:01,040 Speaker 1: but yeah Eastern Illinois. Oh my god, I'm telling you 382 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,880 Speaker 1: it's oh which by the way, shout out to Megan. 383 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,879 Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Sean Payton's daughter. She was the studio. Yeah, 384 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,639 Speaker 1: and she was so sweet and she was like, I 385 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: love your podcast. And then I always feel like whatever 386 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 1: anyone says again, this is apologizing. Whenever anyone says that 387 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,359 Speaker 1: what they love the podcast, which is so nice, I 388 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,119 Speaker 1: want to be like, oh, I'm so sorry for wasting 389 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:22,000 Speaker 1: your time like they electively or listening to it. But 390 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: I like feel bad, like I'm sorry. Um, but so 391 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:29,520 Speaker 1: she's so sweet, but yeah, so leave a code word. 392 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,000 Speaker 1: What else do you like to do? The test? Yeah, 393 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: you got to test these people. I also I kept 394 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: asking Steve to to lower this, Like poor Steve, by 395 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: the way, you think that we were like married for 396 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: like ten years. Okay, but but I was like, he's 397 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,160 Speaker 1: so nice. He's like, can I do anything to help 398 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,400 Speaker 1: you round the house I have. This is my house 399 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 1: at home. I I have the keenest eye for something's level. 400 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 1: You can't go off a level either, because the level 401 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,680 Speaker 1: doesn't take into account that the roof might be slanted, 402 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: not everything. This is what I've learned with all of 403 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,960 Speaker 1: my different like house at home projects, is not to 404 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,639 Speaker 1: be trusted. Yeah, well one to step backwards in the standings, 405 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:13,440 Speaker 1: go Broncos by the way this Thursday, Well, I will 406 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,520 Speaker 1: be saying a lot of people in the Mile High City. 407 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,400 Speaker 1: I haven't been back since I worked there. How weird 408 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:20,320 Speaker 1: is that? I love that you're growing there? Two thou eight. 409 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,160 Speaker 1: I was thinking I should go in sooner. But anyways, 410 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,399 Speaker 1: I digress. So I have a very keen eye on 411 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,960 Speaker 1: like what's what's straight, what's not on a picture? So 412 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,240 Speaker 1: I wall papered by kitchen area because I needed a 413 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:35,640 Speaker 1: little popular there and then had the picture we hung 414 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 1: and it's off it's it's off center. So I was like, Steve, 415 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,720 Speaker 1: can you fix that for me? And he was like sure, 416 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,919 Speaker 1: no problem. So I come home yesterday after work is 417 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,920 Speaker 1: so sweet? How is your day? I walked in the 418 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,439 Speaker 1: kitchen I was like, did you fix that picture? And 419 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,200 Speaker 1: he was like yeah, why I go, it doesn't look 420 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 1: like it's fixed. What an asshole? Go? Doesn't look like 421 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,199 Speaker 1: it's fixed? He goes, Okay, I knew you were going 422 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,840 Speaker 1: to say that, So I'm gonna tell you right now 423 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: where the hammers. The hammers in this location and he 424 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,080 Speaker 1: gives like a full detail full police report he was like, 425 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,639 Speaker 1: go check out the hand was there? I lived the 426 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,000 Speaker 1: hammer because she said I was going to fix it 427 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: in this whole thing. But I'm like, it doesn't look 428 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,640 Speaker 1: like it's any different. So next time you come over, 429 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,720 Speaker 1: you see at that pictures level. But I'm telling you, you 430 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: you got to set up little chaps and you got 431 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: to see if these people are actually doing things, not 432 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: just him, anyone, but I did. I was like, did 433 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 1: you pick up that rat? That rat? Still? Oh my god? 434 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: Speaking of rat, I have to tell you a friend 435 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 1: of the show and friend of ours, Jacqueline Quick, who 436 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,760 Speaker 1: we die for. She texted us yesterday on our group 437 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,080 Speaker 1: chat with a couple of girlfriends. She said, I'm crying. 438 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: I'm screaming. What what happened? Her puppy, z year old 439 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:40,399 Speaker 1: now killed a mouse and then her baby brought it 440 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 1: inside and yelled, mom, butterfly and it's a dead rat, 441 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 1: literally butterfly. And he was so proud to show her. What. 442 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,680 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what are you doing? Was she lights 443 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,760 Speaker 1: all in his hand? What are we doing to sure? 444 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,680 Speaker 1: I mean, she's a mother of the year. I'm sure 445 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,120 Speaker 1: she was fully taking care of that child. I think 446 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 1: she said she took a hockey stick and like flung 447 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: it in a hockey bag for her husband the stunt 448 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,919 Speaker 1: that he is to deal with it. So um, yeah, 449 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 1: you weren't the only one. At least this mouse looked 450 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: fresh versus your rat that again looked like astronaut like 451 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: like my like my under eyes dried up. Not with 452 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,440 Speaker 1: those muture Gina masks. We love, but telling your ship 453 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:36,919 Speaker 1: not an ad but an ad we loved one. What 454 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,119 Speaker 1: else is happening? Okay, so earlier on the pregame that 455 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,080 Speaker 1: we record on and that you can listen to on 456 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,480 Speaker 1: Monday's Ten Minutes of Fun, answer for your questions. We 457 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 1: love all your submission of questions. By the way, so 458 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:52,080 Speaker 1: I was talking about Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman was a 459 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 1: like a comedian that was one of one. It's just 460 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,159 Speaker 1: he basically took on a life of his own, had 461 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,639 Speaker 1: all these different care aracters, and Jim Carrey played him. 462 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 1: And I don't know if anyone seen Michel. I don't 463 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,800 Speaker 1: know if that flicks or if it's on Prime. I 464 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,080 Speaker 1: don't know exactly what platform it's on, but it's fascinating. 465 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,719 Speaker 1: I haven't got through the whole thing. But Jim Carrey 466 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 1: became Andy Kaufman so much so that he wouldn't he 467 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 1: wouldn't like when they called, like you know, cut on set. 468 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,720 Speaker 1: He would just stay in character. And he stayed in 469 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,640 Speaker 1: character for so long that even after they were done 470 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 1: filming the movie, he couldn't get out of it. And 471 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,560 Speaker 1: so I haven't finished the story yet, but it's fascinating 472 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,120 Speaker 1: because I've never wanted to be an actress. But even 473 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:37,800 Speaker 1: like Daniel day Lewis, for example, when he played Abraham Lincoln, 474 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,800 Speaker 1: he gets so far into character that like he called 475 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 1: his wife Mary because that was Abraham Lincoln's wife. And 476 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,040 Speaker 1: so to stay in character and what that might do 477 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,320 Speaker 1: to you in terms of psychology of like really getting 478 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,440 Speaker 1: immersed in a character and not being able to identify 479 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 1: who you are versus somebody else. I don't know if 480 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,800 Speaker 1: there's any actors or actresses out there. I would love 481 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 1: to know that, because I also saw this interview with 482 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: Mila Kunas and her and Ashton Kutcher are redoing the 483 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,400 Speaker 1: seventies show they are, yeah, and she was saying how 484 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,280 Speaker 1: weird it is to now she's Ashton's wife, but they're 485 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,920 Speaker 1: like back in that same basement, and like she said 486 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,720 Speaker 1: it's the hardest thing she's had to do because she 487 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 1: looks at him as her husband, not like an actor. 488 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,960 Speaker 1: So the acting world is very interesting to me. I 489 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 1: wish on a few questions, but he's not available. So 490 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,719 Speaker 1: if there's any great actresses that we we know, I 491 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,359 Speaker 1: want to know more about that world, because I can't 492 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: imagine that it wouldn't like just completely disrupt your well being. 493 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, there's a lot of people. I mean, 494 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 1: wasn't the heath Ledger a bit about just how depressing 495 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 1: and down the Joker was and all that kind of 496 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,159 Speaker 1: stuff and so fascinating and that whole other world we 497 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: sit and bitch about the Admirals Club not letting us in. 498 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,440 Speaker 1: How about if you had to do like a whole 499 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 1: thing on a guy that was strung out on drugs 500 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 1: and alcohol, have to like act like getting to character. Yeah, 501 00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,000 Speaker 1: I know, it's fast, have a whole differents. Fine with sports, 502 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:02,680 Speaker 1: thank you so much. Down. Um okay, wait, so dry 503 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 1: cleaning I have hopefully, well not, I don't know why 504 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm saying hopefully. I'm assuming like both people, you've got 505 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 1: your regular laundry laundry basket, and you've got your dry 506 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,879 Speaker 1: cleaning laundry basket somewhere in there, like things are just 507 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,480 Speaker 1: getting thrown into the dry cleaning that don't belong there. 508 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,439 Speaker 1: S okay, So I go my sweet dry cleaner, the 509 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,040 Speaker 1: same place that I go to. I found finally found 510 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,919 Speaker 1: a very you know, well, decently affordable dry cleaning service. 511 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,080 Speaker 1: I was getting really ripped off at the other place. 512 00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 1: Now that I realized the rates over here, I get 513 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 1: so excited. I want to pay them double just because 514 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 1: it's so cheap. So I go tip them. You tip 515 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:42,560 Speaker 1: the dry cleaner. No, I was just thinking tippings. I'm 516 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,840 Speaker 1: a great tipper. I just don't think you should have 517 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,760 Speaker 1: seven tips on top. Here's a tip one line. I 518 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,359 Speaker 1: thought of you and I signed that breakfast bill yesterday 519 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,240 Speaker 1: in Dallas. Game was like, and carrisso would die? Did 520 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 1: you added gratuity on? Do I feel so bad? They're 521 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,880 Speaker 1: standing right there? Okay, if guys don't know we're talking 522 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,000 Speaker 1: about it was on last podcast episode and it's basically 523 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 1: I'm the asshole so at the dry cleaner and normally 524 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: like I just go in and they're so lovely. I 525 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,040 Speaker 1: just put the basket down. I don't need to sort 526 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,119 Speaker 1: out is there four shirts, my mistakes in front of me. Please. 527 00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,320 Speaker 1: It's like that episode of Sex in the City or 528 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,120 Speaker 1: Not Sexy City. It's the sweetest thing where she has 529 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 1: sex and their stuff on the dress and she's like 530 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: so mortified and the class comes in in shure up, 531 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 1: my guy, I do. There's always grass because a lot 532 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 1: of these fields they paint their grass. There's you know, 533 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,679 Speaker 1: I get like white marks, I get whatever. And the 534 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: guy will look at the cuffs and my pants and 535 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,160 Speaker 1: be like, oh, look at this. It's like I've done 536 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,159 Speaker 1: like a robbed a bank. I just stood on the 537 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,119 Speaker 1: like the fifty yard line and talked to Todd Bowles, 538 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,360 Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? I'm doing my job. Yes, 539 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: did I get red paint on the like cuffs of 540 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,240 Speaker 1: my pants? Do people still say cuffs? I don't know, 541 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,840 Speaker 1: but that's what I got. And it's like judging me, 542 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 1: and I don't need that on your phrases. I'm gonna 543 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,439 Speaker 1: start writing these phrases down. She's under protect and she is. 544 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,680 Speaker 1: She's seventy five. With the things she says. I don't 545 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,000 Speaker 1: know what it was. I gotta go back and look 546 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 1: your phrases. And I was like, oh, smell you later. 547 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 1: She wrote in a text message on a chain yesterday, 548 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,520 Speaker 1: all right, smell later. I was like, who says smell 549 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,640 Speaker 1: you later? She was talking about someone that we aren't 550 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,800 Speaker 1: fan favorites of. Okay. So we're at the dry cleaner. 551 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:30,520 Speaker 1: Normally put the basket down, I leave, see you next week. Okay. 552 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,640 Speaker 1: So there's a long line. So I think to myself, 553 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna help them sort this out. I'm over here 554 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,639 Speaker 1: laying things out, not a problem. All of a sudden, 555 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, there's a pair of underwear in there. Always 556 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,920 Speaker 1: comes back to underwear and bathrooms to me. There's a 557 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,680 Speaker 1: pair of underwear in there. There's a brand new wear 558 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 1: sweatshirt with the tag still on it in there, and 559 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,280 Speaker 1: I'm like, that's okay, dry cleaning thing, Yeah, exactly, dry 560 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,720 Speaker 1: cleaning brand new things. There's a garment bag, there's all 561 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,800 Speaker 1: these things in the bottom. There's the cover for Willis's dog, 562 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,000 Speaker 1: saying like, there's so much shit in there, and I'm 563 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,040 Speaker 1: like do I just so thank god I caught those 564 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 1: because in the past when I picked up dry cleaning, 565 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, we dry cleaned a thong 566 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: on These people probably think I'm so fancy that I 567 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,600 Speaker 1: need to dry clean on the little hooks, and I'm like, 568 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,920 Speaker 1: oh Jesus, they are probably like these must be La Perla, 569 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,919 Speaker 1: and it's like, nope, just Calvin Klein. I heard a 570 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: story and I need to get I need to ask 571 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: Max Kellerman. I heard that Max Kellerman takes all the 572 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,960 Speaker 1: buttons off of his shirts, then get some dry clean 573 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,560 Speaker 1: and put them all back on. I gotta find out 574 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: if that's a fact or not, because that must be 575 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:37,280 Speaker 1: very expensive. Who sews them all back on? Alterations? People, alterations, 576 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 1: the dry cleaners. But yeah, you really don't know what's 577 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,080 Speaker 1: in the bottom of that dry cleaning basket until you 578 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: start combing through there, and then there's some shame and 579 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,960 Speaker 1: now you're explaining what is that mark, what isn't that mark? 580 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,960 Speaker 1: And why the enderwars in there. It's a pain in 581 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: the ask to go there. It really is like our 582 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: bin is fall. We need to go And now I, 583 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,400 Speaker 1: you know, have some more cuffs that have stains on them, 584 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 1: so I need hafs. Oh my god, I don't know. 585 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: I don't feel like this podcast flowed very well. I disagree. 586 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 1: We had a lull and we picked it right back up. 587 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 1: Ryan goes you can wrap out of this. I get it. 588 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: I get it well, I feel like there's more I 589 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: want to talk about. Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa 590 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 1: is a production of I heart Radio. 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