WEBVTT - Nickname Ninjas 26/02/2026 0:00:03.820 --> 0:00:08.020 The was welcome to Thursday afternoon. Your old mate Shane 0:00:08.020 --> 0:00:11.060 Dunk ready to drive you home if you're ready for 0:00:11.060 --> 0:00:14.940 a change. There is a whole bunch of jobs up 0:00:14.940 --> 0:00:18.540 for grabs, and Antarctica. 0:00:19.100 --> 0:00:20.900 Sounds like a pretty chill job to me. 0:00:21.940 --> 0:00:24.380 Oh, I see what you did there. It's the worst 0:00:24.380 --> 0:00:26.780 dad joke you've ever delivered. And I love it. Benny. 0:00:26.780 --> 0:00:30.940 Boys giving you a one fingered wave. He's a big fan, too. 3:20. 0:00:31.180 --> 0:00:33.140 If you want to up sticks and move to Antarctica 0:00:33.140 --> 0:00:36.380 and have nothing to do but save your cash, we'll 0:00:36.380 --> 0:00:37.460 give you the options. 0:00:37.820 --> 0:00:40.380 The next 101 on how to get pulled up by 0:00:40.380 --> 0:00:41.780 a cop on a pushbike. 0:00:42.060 --> 0:00:44.420 But this is on an Australian like one of the 0:00:44.420 --> 0:00:47.460 cop TV shows like Highway Patrol or whatever. And the 0:00:47.460 --> 0:00:52.220 bloke's a Kiwi and he is awesome. That's your smoko 0:00:52.220 --> 0:00:55.260 for your next Audioslave. Show me how to live rock. 0:00:55.260 --> 0:00:56.460 Drive on the rock. 0:00:56.700 --> 0:00:58.540 Rock drive with Jay and dunk. 0:00:59.220 --> 0:01:01.940 Red Hot Chili Peppers, scar tissue, rock drive in the rock. 0:01:01.940 --> 0:01:03.920 Before we get to smoke, I just want to acknowledge 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:10.160 a Belgian athlete. Leo. Sorry. Lynn Show has done 11,900 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.880 pull ups in 24 hours to get a Guinness World Record. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:15.760 I don't reckon I could do 11. 0:01:15.960 --> 0:01:16.640 Neither. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:21.320 Smoke. Cheers to my toe training with my toe by industry. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:22.400 For industry. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.200 It's just about realizing what your potential is and it's 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:30.200 nothing being happy with it. Speaking of potential, maybe you 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.360 could partner with my toe and future proof your business 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.880 and your team and your industry. You can take smoko 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:39.400 to 3520 500 bucks up for grabs from those legends 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.320 tomorrow afternoon. You got to be in to win. Now, 0:01:41.320 --> 0:01:45.200 this bloke here has a Kiwi bloke gets pulled over 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.520 in Australia. It's on one of their cop shows and 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.840 he's just a vibe. He's got a mountain bike that 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.960 he's retrofitted a two stroke motor to with a little 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:58.680 petrol tank and stuff. And obviously it's basically a motorbike now. Right. 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:02.970 So then you need to comply with the safety standards 0:02:02.970 --> 0:02:07.010 that the Australian police enforce, and he hasn't at all. 0:02:07.450 --> 0:02:10.730 In fact, he's using, um, his work boots as the brakes. 0:02:13.130 --> 0:02:15.690 This man and his souped up bike have been pulled 0:02:15.690 --> 0:02:19.290 over by Senior Constable Shaun Roth and leading Senior Constable 0:02:19.290 --> 0:02:20.130 Marcus Owen. 0:02:20.770 --> 0:02:22.770 You've got to comply with all the requirements of it 0:02:22.770 --> 0:02:27.810 being a motorcycle. That one's okay. This one's not sufficient 0:02:27.810 --> 0:02:30.130 braking capacity in order to pull it up. We noticed 0:02:30.130 --> 0:02:32.090 when you were when you were coming to a stop 0:02:32.410 --> 0:02:36.850 using the old, uh, Barney Rubble. Fred. Flintstones. Yeah, that's 0:02:36.850 --> 0:02:39.410 my brake right there. You see that? That's pure brakes 0:02:39.410 --> 0:02:43.290 right there. Is this your speedo? Oh, no. No. I 0:02:43.290 --> 0:02:48.450 thought it was a Speedo. Yeah. Oh, I can kick 0:02:48.490 --> 0:02:52.250 out about, what, 65, 76? This is this is your accelerator. 0:02:52.290 --> 0:02:54.970 We've got the clutch right here. You pop the clutch. 0:02:54.970 --> 0:02:56.770 That's what makes it goes. That's what kick starts it. 0:02:56.810 --> 0:03:00.470 It's like kicking the car in second. You've got your accelerator. Oh, 0:03:00.470 --> 0:03:02.910 you got your kill switch right here. It's the, uh, 0:03:02.950 --> 0:03:07.710 motorbike accelerator. Cable? Everything you need for a push bike. Hey, 0:03:07.710 --> 0:03:09.070 if you want a push bike, come see me. 0:03:12.230 --> 0:03:15.070 Wow, that's really loud. 0:03:15.630 --> 0:03:18.830 Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off. Give the Red 0:03:18.830 --> 0:03:21.110 Dragon a little more juice. But, uh, let's keep that 0:03:21.110 --> 0:03:24.150 on the down low. She's not exactly street legal. 0:03:24.670 --> 0:03:25.710 Oh my gosh. 0:03:25.950 --> 0:03:28.910 They're not exactly street legal. Did you hear him, though? 0:03:28.950 --> 0:03:31.990 Hitting him up. And he's like, yeah, man. 6570 clicks 0:03:31.990 --> 0:03:35.190 on this. What? They're trying to book him. He's saying 0:03:35.190 --> 0:03:36.150 all the wrong stuff. 0:03:36.950 --> 0:03:38.550 In a 50 zone. Yeah. 0:03:39.190 --> 0:03:42.430 He's my boots. His brakes. Asking for his brakes. His 0:03:42.430 --> 0:03:46.270 rear tires. Completely bald because he's been lightened up. Drifting out. 0:03:46.510 --> 0:03:48.790 I like the fact that's just the Kiwi number eight 0:03:48.790 --> 0:03:52.670 wired attitude. You know something that's not exactly street legal. 0:03:52.670 --> 0:03:56.150 I just was watching these guys that have converted, um, 0:03:56.390 --> 0:04:00.080 right on lawnmowers into off road camping tractors. And so 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.440 they basically they take the they jack up a lawn mower, 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.680 take the cutting blade off underneath it, and they just 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.640 drive it off out into the bush and they go, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.960 there's like 20 of them on these jacked up John Deere. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:10.920 And so it's pretty. 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.320 I love it I love it. If you would like 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:16.200 to participate and keep it on the down low, it's 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:21.360 not exactly street legal. What have you built? 3520. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.920 We'll put the spark plugs on the exhaust so I 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.960 can blow flames out the ass of my car. And exactly. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:27.760 Street legal. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:32.400 Three five. Two zero. The text number, uh. And next 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:37.000 is promise. If you like. My job sucks. I've got 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:40.000 no money. Maybe go to Antarctica for six months. There's 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:41.480 a whole bunch of jobs that have just come up 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:44.720 for grabs. Could be an option for you. The response 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.400 in guns N roses on the way. Here's muse, hysteria, 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.200 Rock drive. 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:50.160 The Rock drive podcast. 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.480 It's the response where do you run to? It is 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.080 Rock drive on the Rock with your old mates Shane Dunk. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:57.420 So if you're sitting here and you'd be like, And 0:04:57.420 --> 0:05:00.500 you're thinking to yourself, I cannot do another day at 0:05:00.540 --> 0:05:05.380 this cruddy workplace I want out. You may have a 0:05:05.380 --> 0:05:08.340 particular set of skills that lines up with one of 0:05:08.340 --> 0:05:11.780 these jobs. That's just come up for heading off to Antarctica. 0:05:11.820 --> 0:05:14.940 Yeah, this is pretty hotly contested jobs. Only 40 roles 0:05:14.940 --> 0:05:19.180 available to basically head to Antarctica and do the summer work. 0:05:19.180 --> 0:05:21.460 So they've got the summer period and then the winter period. 0:05:21.460 --> 0:05:26.300 So the summer period itself is pretty, pretty gnarly. So 0:05:26.300 --> 0:05:30.460 basically they're going from pretty sure it's like September through 0:05:30.460 --> 0:05:33.020 to the end of February. And then there's a real 0:05:33.020 --> 0:05:35.660 skeleton staff of 13 people that stay on for the 0:05:35.660 --> 0:05:36.460 other months. 0:05:37.100 --> 0:05:39.420 That'd be so rough being there over winter. 0:05:39.540 --> 0:05:41.980 Yeah. Ah, yeah. In the summer period, it's just like 0:05:41.980 --> 0:05:45.180 the whole time. And so winter, it's predominantly dark the 0:05:45.180 --> 0:05:45.740 whole time. 0:05:46.060 --> 0:05:47.620 So you're gonna need to pack a hell of an 0:05:47.620 --> 0:05:48.340 eye mask. 0:05:48.380 --> 0:05:48.780 Yeah. 0:05:48.900 --> 0:05:50.980 Going over summer. You need a. 0:05:51.540 --> 0:05:54.140 Guy if you want an eye mask dunk. As an 0:05:54.140 --> 0:05:54.820 eye mask guy. 0:05:55.020 --> 0:05:57.240 So recently, Believe it or not, I purchased an eye 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:00.680 mask on Temu and it was like a 3D printed one. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.040 It was like the mega eye mask, just the. I've 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.080 been using it for about a month and the inside's 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.800 come off already, so don't get your eye mask from Temu. Don't. 0:06:07.840 --> 0:06:09.320 There's a trick for young players. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.000 I just, you know, when it comes to anything, pretty much. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:13.920 Don't bother getting anything from Temu. 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.720 Well, you see my jet plane the boys are playing with. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.880 Flew that up into the international airspace and gotten a 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.080 lot of trouble. So what are the jobs? 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:26.600 Um, you can take on any of the critical roles 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:29.160 that are there, um, and answer the call of being 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.920 in a career in Antarctica. So they've got people that 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:39.120 they need field staff, engineers, um, maintenance workers, carpenters, chefs, mechanics, electricians, 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:43.120 medics and technicians to keep Scott base running. Um, so 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.880 the scientists can basically keep so there's, there's a workforce 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:48.560 and then there's a scientific team that are there. Um, 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:50.120 and that's what keeps the joint running. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.560 Geez. Imagine being the medic. You could go the whole 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.090 time without having to do anything. Yeah, maybe someone's got 0:06:55.090 --> 0:06:56.170 a blister or something. 0:06:57.730 --> 0:07:01.610 Chances are, chances are you probably will run into a 0:07:01.690 --> 0:07:03.370 couple of a couple of issues, no doubt. 0:07:03.370 --> 0:07:06.130 Can we set up a keyword, Antarctica and get a 0:07:06.130 --> 0:07:07.530 bounce back for all the job listings? 0:07:07.570 --> 0:07:09.410 Should we just put ice to make it easier? 0:07:10.450 --> 0:07:13.130 Well, I'm relying on people having spellcheck, not punching out 0:07:13.130 --> 0:07:17.170 on a Nokia. Click click click click click click. 0:07:17.210 --> 0:07:21.250 Yeah, we'll just say ice icy to 3520. And here's 0:07:21.250 --> 0:07:23.210 the link where you can check it out. Awesome. Because 0:07:23.210 --> 0:07:25.650 it's only a short stint. It's basically you apply for it. 0:07:25.650 --> 0:07:26.770 You get picked up at the end of the year, 0:07:26.770 --> 0:07:28.210 then you roll through and you come back in Feb. 0:07:28.210 --> 0:07:30.170 Can we have a little bit of a wallow next 0:07:30.170 --> 0:07:31.930 in the Black Caps and how they went last night 0:07:31.930 --> 0:07:33.010 against Sri Lanka? 0:07:34.090 --> 0:07:36.890 Absolute masterclass. 0:07:37.410 --> 0:07:40.010 Oh man. We'll have a chat about the last four overs. 0:07:40.010 --> 0:07:43.450 They went absolutely berserk. It was so good. This is 0:07:43.490 --> 0:07:47.610 probably the second longest guns N roses song I believe 0:07:47.610 --> 0:07:51.410 we play November rain rock drive on the Rock. 0:07:51.970 --> 0:07:53.510 Okay. Let's go. 0:07:54.230 --> 0:07:54.870 Drive home. 0:07:55.270 --> 0:07:55.710 Drive. 0:07:56.590 --> 0:07:59.990 Guns N roses. November. Rain. Rock. Drive. Thursday afternoon. Drunk 0:08:00.030 --> 0:08:03.150 driving you home? Uh, hats off to the Black Caps. 0:08:03.430 --> 0:08:07.910 Smash Sri Lanka by 61 runs in Colombo. Defending 168 0:08:07.910 --> 0:08:11.510 for seven, holding the hosts to just 107 for eight. Um, 0:08:11.550 --> 0:08:15.830 Mitchell Santner got 47 off 26 and they actually ended 0:08:15.830 --> 0:08:19.590 up getting, uh, 70 off the last four overs. 0:08:19.790 --> 0:08:20.790 Full Tonk fist. 0:08:20.830 --> 0:08:23.910 Yeah, which is crazy. Um, with the ball. Rachin Ravindra 0:08:23.910 --> 0:08:26.470 ripped through Sri Lanka for four for 27. Matt Henry 0:08:26.510 --> 0:08:29.990 took two for three off two overs and New Zealand 0:08:29.990 --> 0:08:34.870 bowled 17 overs of spin to strangle the chase. So 0:08:34.910 --> 0:08:36.990 outstanding nudge from the boys. 0:08:36.990 --> 0:08:40.430 First ball of the chase. Oh my goodness. Could they 0:08:40.430 --> 0:08:45.190 ask for a better start. Country. Phenomenal. Up up pace 0:08:45.190 --> 0:08:50.750 off from Henry. Gone. And straight away. Had to go. 0:08:50.750 --> 0:08:53.680 Guy still in the air and stumps are broken. 0:08:56.320 --> 0:09:01.680 Gone again? He's just flying it up. Gone up. It's 0:09:01.680 --> 0:09:05.760 gone up. Mitchell. Getting in, getting in big hands safely 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:07.000 underneath that river. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:09.480 It's the sort of cut off, weirdly there at the end. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.000 Is there a better cricket commentator than Dooley? 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.000 I love hearing him. 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:15.400 He's so good. Dooley and Smitty is just one of 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.520 the most electric combos. 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.600 And that was it. That was in Colombo as well, 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.640 wasn't it? So that would have been tough for the 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:23.800 Sri Lankans to eat that up. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.440 So the win all but locks in the Black Caps 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:28.720 into the T20 World Cup semi-finals. They now face England 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:32.400 next in Colombo with top spot and the Super Eights 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.080 group on the line. So you know that's going to 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.080 be a tough ask. But, uh, this seems like they 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:38.560 might have the team that can do it. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:40.640 We love a short format. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:43.360 Well yeah I mean it's I mean, the the silverware 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:46.440 has eluded us many times before, but we will wait 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:49.200 with bated breath and, uh, be back in them. Come 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:49.720 that game. 0:09:50.140 --> 0:09:51.820 Coming up with the fellas. 0:09:53.300 --> 0:09:56.340 Your chance to have Pepsi pour it on for some 0:09:56.340 --> 0:09:59.460 Jim Beam homegrown praise. All the deets coming up. In 0:09:59.460 --> 0:10:01.100 the meantime, a quick one. What is the name of 0:10:01.100 --> 0:10:03.860 the stadium that the NRL games will be played in 0:10:03.900 --> 0:10:08.540 this weekend in Las Vegas, Nevada? We'll have the answer next. 0:10:08.580 --> 0:10:09.380 Giant dunk. 0:10:09.420 --> 0:10:11.460 Hello there. If you've just joined us, welcome on in. 0:10:11.500 --> 0:10:14.140 This is Rock drive. We asked this question before the break. 0:10:14.140 --> 0:10:16.060 It was a quick one. What is the name of 0:10:16.060 --> 0:10:18.700 the stadium that the NRL games will be played in 0:10:18.700 --> 0:10:20.460 this weekend in Las Vegas? 0:10:20.580 --> 0:10:23.020 Rubber leg in Las Vegas is going to go down 0:10:23.020 --> 0:10:26.660 at Allegiant Stadium. Big old bit of kit that one. 0:10:26.660 --> 0:10:31.540 315 Sunday afternoon, first game and second game around about 530. Me, 0:10:31.620 --> 0:10:33.460 myself and Jay will be hosting a bit of pod 0:10:33.460 --> 0:10:35.020 if you want to climb on in there or jumping 0:10:35.020 --> 0:10:37.700 on the, uh, chat group and stuff as well. Uh, 0:10:37.700 --> 0:10:41.020 next weekend the Pepsi Pre's could be happening at your 0:10:41.020 --> 0:10:44.020 place to get geed up for Jim Beam Homegrown. There's 0:10:44.060 --> 0:10:48.760 gigs galore tomorrow live at the domain, Good Charlotte, highly suspect. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:52.200 Yellow card. You can get amongst tickets on the rock. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:57.040 Here they are, little one rock. Drive on the rock. 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.160 Like the Santa that you can get the link in 0:10:59.160 --> 0:10:59.960 the show notes. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.240 It's the white stripes. Blue orchid, the rock with Jay 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.160 and Doug coming up shortly with the latest in rock 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:06.520 news and sport. This probably won't be in it, so 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:09.400 I will mention it now. Florida Lady sets the record 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.200 for the oldest competitive pool player heading to a Vegas 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:16.000 tournament this weekend at the age of 98. She's going 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.440 to be massively disappointed when she bumps into all the Australians. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:23.880 They're there for the NRL this weekend. Who are these people? 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.120 How to level up Vegas? I fill it up with 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:28.240 four Australian League supporting clubs. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.720 We're actually going to be chatting to a good mate. Curb, 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.760 friend of the show, does two vlogs podcasts over in Australia. Uh, 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.800 he's just landed over there and uh, he's keen to 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.560 have a chat on the radio show tomorrow. He'll be 0:11:38.560 --> 0:11:39.600 battling over there. 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:43.400 Oh, yeah, he hates the heat. And it is warm 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:44.280 for a big man. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:47.970 Here to see the job in Antarctica would be. 0:11:48.250 --> 0:11:48.890 Perfect for him. 0:11:49.010 --> 0:11:49.530 Perfect. 0:11:49.570 --> 0:11:50.530 Perfect. 0:11:52.410 --> 0:11:54.170 So you'll catch up with cube and see what the 0:11:54.170 --> 0:11:57.770 vibes like on the ground are over there now. Uh, 0:11:58.090 --> 0:12:00.890 also latest in weather in a couple of moments for you. 0:12:00.890 --> 0:12:04.490 And nicknamed ninjas. Returning after four. 0:12:04.530 --> 0:12:07.370 And find out who Kelly Slater wrapped the golf club around. 0:12:07.370 --> 0:12:09.850 Listen to our other podcast. Not for radio. Wherever you're 0:12:09.850 --> 0:12:12.250 listening to this one, just search. Not for radio. 0:12:13.090 --> 0:12:15.450 How are Jane Dunk driving you home if you just 0:12:15.450 --> 0:12:17.650 joined us? Welcome on in. We're just watching the New 0:12:17.650 --> 0:12:20.250 Zealand Golf Open on Sky one. I think it is 0:12:20.250 --> 0:12:22.170 at the moment Jay's like, oh there he is. I 0:12:22.170 --> 0:12:23.730 was like, who's that? Looked up there? It looked like 0:12:23.730 --> 0:12:26.730 some sort of farmer with a big beanie on. Then 0:12:26.730 --> 0:12:29.410 Jay's like Kelly Slater. I was like, oh my gosh. 0:12:29.530 --> 0:12:32.010 The goat with the glorious George Harper junior as well. 0:12:32.010 --> 0:12:33.970 What a magnificent man he is. 0:12:34.010 --> 0:12:36.890 Yeah. Um, pretty cool having him in the country. A 0:12:36.890 --> 0:12:40.770 reminder you can text podcast to 3520 to hear the 0:12:40.770 --> 0:12:43.130 entire morning ramble chat with Kelly Slater. He was on 0:12:43.130 --> 0:12:45.550 the show this morning chatting all things World Surf League 0:12:45.550 --> 0:12:47.790 and also the New Zealand Open as well. 0:12:47.950 --> 0:12:51.830 Before six, the four lads that attempted to cross the 0:12:51.830 --> 0:12:55.870 Atlantic Ocean in a rowboat and it went horribly, horribly, 0:12:55.870 --> 0:12:57.190 horribly wrong. 0:12:57.230 --> 0:12:58.390 How long ago was this? 0:12:58.430 --> 0:13:02.030 Um, probably about ten years ago now. Yeah, right. It 0:13:02.070 --> 0:13:04.230 is one of the worst things that you'll ever hear. 0:13:04.230 --> 0:13:06.030 But they made a documentary about it, and it's well 0:13:06.030 --> 0:13:06.430 worth a watch. 0:13:06.470 --> 0:13:09.750 And next, some things should not be forgotten. And the 0:13:09.750 --> 0:13:13.910 great Dargaville toilet fiasco of 2013 is one of those. 0:13:14.750 --> 0:13:17.470 Just when you thought it had been flushed down the drain, 0:13:18.070 --> 0:13:21.230 this thing's bubbling back up next. Weezer hash pipe on 0:13:21.230 --> 0:13:21.630 the rock. 0:13:21.670 --> 0:13:23.710 Like the sound of that? You can get the link 0:13:23.710 --> 0:13:24.510 in the show. Notes. 0:13:24.670 --> 0:13:27.670 Silverchair anthem for the year 2000. It is Rock drive 0:13:27.670 --> 0:13:29.350 and the Rock. I know you've all been waiting to 0:13:29.390 --> 0:13:31.710 find out what this is because we're bringing it back 0:13:31.710 --> 0:13:36.030 to the top. The great Dargaville toilet fiasco of 2013 0:13:36.470 --> 0:13:39.270 at Blue Dargaville Tidbits. It was a nightmare for the 0:13:39.270 --> 0:13:42.310 town that weekend. It was actually a whole week, wasn't it, 0:13:42.310 --> 0:13:42.870 Benny boy? 0:13:42.910 --> 0:13:45.800 It was five days. Yeah. You know, they say you never. 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:47.440 You never have a second chance to make a good 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.760 first impression. And boy, did I cock this up. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:53.120 So you. Why'd you book an Airbnb there? 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:55.800 We didn't. So this was. This was our girlfriend at 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.360 the time. Um, her friend's boyfriend's family have, like, a 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:02.320 house there. Like an old sort of villa on a 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:04.520 bit of a farm. Farm area, but a forest, a 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:06.200 nice river. And we thought, oh, a bunch of us 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.120 will go up there in our uni break for five 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.560 days for a little bit of a getaway. Is he 0:14:10.560 --> 0:14:12.680 doing someone else's driving? Just punching tins all the way 0:14:12.680 --> 0:14:15.480 up there. So by the time I got to Dargaville, 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:19.200 I was absolutely bursting. So I just go charging into 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:20.840 the house first. Went in as soon as they opened 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:23.440 the door straight into the loo. One toilet. This is 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:28.120 crucial information. I go, I check, I check my like 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.920 stubby on the on the cistern, start taking a leak 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.200 and then as if in like slow motion, the bottle 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.520 starts sliding towards me. It falls. I go to grab it, 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.120 I miss and it lands in like the front part 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:42.780 of the toilet. The toilet bowl. It just smashes a 0:14:42.780 --> 0:14:45.380 big hole. Just clean out of the front part of 0:14:45.380 --> 0:14:45.900 the bowl. 0:14:46.540 --> 0:14:48.020 Like just goes straight through the porcelain. 0:14:48.100 --> 0:14:50.220 Straight through the porcelain. Just knocks out like a like 0:14:50.220 --> 0:14:54.020 a plate size like. And immediately I panic and my 0:14:54.020 --> 0:14:57.060 stupid brain goes flush. So I just, I just flushed 0:14:57.060 --> 0:15:01.700 immediately and it just floods the bathroom. So now I'm 0:15:01.700 --> 0:15:04.580 just standing there in like, toilet water and piss, just going, man, 0:15:04.580 --> 0:15:06.780 what do I do? I don't even know this bloke. 0:15:06.780 --> 0:15:08.420 Like I have no idea. So I go and tell 0:15:08.460 --> 0:15:11.180 my missus to tell his girlfriend to tell him they 0:15:11.180 --> 0:15:14.380 come back in. We tried to fix it with tin foil, 0:15:14.700 --> 0:15:17.300 which as you as you can imagine, it's not a 0:15:17.300 --> 0:15:19.740 particularly watertight substance. 0:15:20.100 --> 0:15:22.260 Clearly you can tell you guys haven't finished uni at 0:15:22.260 --> 0:15:22.860 this point. 0:15:23.700 --> 0:15:25.340 But you had finished what was in the tin foil. 0:15:25.380 --> 0:15:27.500 I'd never actually finished uni, but that's a story for 0:15:27.500 --> 0:15:28.140 another day. 0:15:29.300 --> 0:15:31.220 And then. So the question needs to be asked. Easy 0:15:31.220 --> 0:15:32.140 to find a plumber. 0:15:32.260 --> 0:15:35.020 No plumbers. Now what we did is I decided to 0:15:35.060 --> 0:15:37.820 dig a little slit trench out in the garden for everyone, 0:15:37.860 --> 0:15:41.760 found a sawhorse and I jimmied up a beautiful outdoor abode. 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.120 I didn't really think about the placement of it though, 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:47.320 because it was. It basically turned the kitchen window and 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:50.000 the deck into a viewing platform for whoever was using 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.880 this makeshift trench that I dug. So obviously the girls 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.680 weren't very stoked about it and neither were the guys. 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.000 And we're like, oh, we'll stick it out. And then 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.320 my buddy, um. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:00.480 How many days before you did a poo? 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:03.400 Well, immediately on the first day. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:04.880 Panic poo. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.200 Evacuate my mate. I will say we'll call him Charles. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:09.360 Because that's his name. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:14.000 He goes, I'm not using this with his viewing platform. 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:16.160 I'm going off into nature. So he goes for a 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.280 little bit of a walk into the forest next to 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:20.800 the beach, and he's where he goes. I don't want 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:22.640 to crap on my pants and on my shoes. So 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.760 he takes them completely off and he's wearing a real 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:26.360 baggy t shirt and he goes, man, I don't want it. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.560 Like dripping down the back either. So he takes the 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:31.200 t shirt off. Little did he know, there was a 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:32.520 popular walking track. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:34.960 Through through. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.600 The back of the forest there. So he's just this lanky, 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:42.570 gangly teenage dude, completely naked with his clothes hung in 0:16:42.570 --> 0:16:45.770 a tree, just taking a shit off the side of 0:16:45.770 --> 0:16:48.690 a popular walking track. I don't know who was more 0:16:48.690 --> 0:16:52.290 surprised that international tourists, or Charles, as they come round 0:16:52.290 --> 0:16:54.770 the corner and just find him squatting there. 0:16:54.850 --> 0:16:56.250 Kicking one out in the bush? 0:16:56.850 --> 0:16:59.170 Ah, yeah. So you won't be surprised to know I 0:16:59.170 --> 0:17:00.690 was never invited back to that batch. 0:17:00.730 --> 0:17:05.850 Well, yeah, that's zero parts surprising. The the real trick 0:17:05.850 --> 0:17:08.330 to a nature poo, though, is to hang off the 0:17:08.330 --> 0:17:10.810 tree so you have an arm out on the trunk 0:17:10.850 --> 0:17:13.090 and lean back. That way you can get it away 0:17:13.090 --> 0:17:15.050 from the trousers of your undies. You know you don't 0:17:15.050 --> 0:17:17.210 want it, like you say, kicking back underneath. 0:17:17.410 --> 0:17:19.850 I do find, though, that it makes your butt cheeks 0:17:19.850 --> 0:17:21.690 clench quite a bit when you're leaning back though, so 0:17:21.690 --> 0:17:25.250 you just start smacking out brown lasagna sheets just like 0:17:25.290 --> 0:17:27.290 a big white bag. White. 0:17:27.570 --> 0:17:30.250 Okay, okay. 0:17:30.810 --> 0:17:33.450 Started out as a nice broken toilet story. J. 0:17:35.410 --> 0:17:39.910 Uh, let's just round this out to everyone, we'll call it. Um, 0:17:40.070 --> 0:17:43.230 have you stayed at an Airbnb Booker batch? 0:17:43.270 --> 0:17:43.750 Yeah. 0:17:43.950 --> 0:17:45.310 And what got ruined? 0:17:46.110 --> 0:17:47.350 What have you busted up? 0:17:48.310 --> 0:17:51.310 I've got a cracking high heel through a through a 0:17:51.310 --> 0:17:52.750 TV after the break for you. 0:17:54.070 --> 0:17:55.750 I'll do one better, mate. I'll play some music and 0:17:55.750 --> 0:17:59.710 we won't have a break, eh? Jeez, I'm a nice guy. 0:18:00.630 --> 0:18:02.630 These guys out on the road again this weekend. Oh, yeah. 0:18:02.670 --> 0:18:04.630 You can text us three five, two zero. You can 0:18:04.630 --> 0:18:08.510 call us as well. And bonus points as well, if 0:18:08.510 --> 0:18:11.390 you can beat Benny boys 20s on the property before 0:18:11.390 --> 0:18:15.110 he blew the toilet out. Blind spot. Coming home on 0:18:15.110 --> 0:18:23.350 the rock. Every day's a Saturday. This rock drive on 0:18:23.350 --> 0:18:26.430 the rock. J's having a good old giggle. Uh, so 0:18:26.470 --> 0:18:29.670 Benny Boy managed to drop a beer bottle through, um, 0:18:29.830 --> 0:18:33.390 what essentially was an Airbnb, uh, toilet. And then they 0:18:33.390 --> 0:18:37.200 were all pooing in a ditch on the front lawn 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.680 for the whole week because he buggered the toilet. On 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:42.640 day one. Couldn't get a plumber out to fix it. 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:46.000 So pretty hard to beat. He'd been in the house. 20s. 0:18:46.320 --> 0:18:46.840 Yeah. 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:49.560 And he'd done himself a real mischief, and everyone else 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.800 had to deal with it. But have you had a 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:55.640 similar sort of situation? Go down a piece of accommodation 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:58.840 that you're renting. You can text us 3520. I don't 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:00.960 know who would want to be an Airbnb landlord or 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:02.160 a landlord. 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:03.640 Yeah. Um, we. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:05.000 People like Jay floating around. 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:07.560 Yeah. This is probably a little closer to home. We 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:10.200 had a health and wellness weekend where we were predominantly 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:12.680 just having green smoothies, and one of the boys, um, 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:14.840 came tearing around the corner on a kids quad bike 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:17.560 and jumped it over a fire. And we said to him, 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:20.880 we said, wow, where'd you get that from? And he goes, 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:23.680 ash has smashed the door into the garage and found it. 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:28.440 Oh, no. All right. When I was about 22, we 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:31.560 went to our family beach, which is now in Boca. Mhm. Um, 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:34.040 went to there and I had a whole bunch of 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:35.820 my mates come over for New Year's to the beach, 0:19:35.860 --> 0:19:37.980 and for whatever reason, it was empty at that time 0:19:37.980 --> 0:19:41.900 for that year. And I came out halfway through New 0:19:41.900 --> 0:19:45.380 Year's Eve and saw about 20 people on the front 0:19:45.380 --> 0:19:48.700 deck jumping up and down. And second story. I'm like, 0:19:48.740 --> 0:19:51.700 what are you doing? My granddad built this in the 70s. 0:19:51.700 --> 0:19:53.420 You're gonna go straight through it. He was like, he 0:19:53.420 --> 0:19:57.260 wasn't even a proper builder. He was only okay at things. 0:19:57.260 --> 0:19:59.020 That's why the doors don't close properly. 0:19:59.220 --> 0:20:01.460 This one here from Marty. We had a 30 year 0:20:01.460 --> 0:20:04.060 anniversary work trip to Rarotonga. Me and the wife woke 0:20:04.060 --> 0:20:06.780 up in the morning to absolute carnage in our room. 0:20:06.820 --> 0:20:08.700 It looked like a scene out of the Hangover. The 0:20:08.700 --> 0:20:11.300 couch is broken. The light was broken, the ceiling fan 0:20:11.300 --> 0:20:15.140 was broken. Beer bottles everywhere, wine bottles and the creek. 0:20:15.140 --> 0:20:17.500 And the boss was asleep on the veranda. He smashed 0:20:17.500 --> 0:20:18.500 the place to bits. 0:20:18.540 --> 0:20:20.940 Oh no. That's like that one with the lads on 0:20:20.940 --> 0:20:23.660 the stag do in Thailand. And there's the monkey. They 0:20:23.700 --> 0:20:26.300 wake up and there's a monkey monkey in their room, 0:20:26.620 --> 0:20:29.260 and it's like hanging off the fan, going round in circles, 0:20:29.260 --> 0:20:31.020 making heaps of noise. They wake up and they're like, 0:20:31.020 --> 0:20:32.420 what is that, man? 0:20:32.820 --> 0:20:35.800 Another one here slid down the stairs and our suitcases 0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:37.280 managed to put a hole in the wall at the 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:40.120 end of the stairs. Found an A4 sheet of paper 0:20:40.120 --> 0:20:42.960 and some wall paint under the house, but the A4 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:44.600 piece of paper over the hole whacked it with the 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:47.440 Bunnings mini roller. Bob's your aunties, Nana. 0:20:47.480 --> 0:20:48.640 Oh my gosh. 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:50.960 Another one here. Only soba made it a stag do. 0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:53.080 Found the owner's lawn mower and mowed a cricket pitch 0:20:53.120 --> 0:20:56.760 into their brand spanking new lawn while we all chewed 0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:57.800 on a bit of cardboard. 0:20:58.480 --> 0:20:58.720 There you. 0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:00.200 Go. It's a big old weekend. 0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:02.240 Just a little bit annoyed at myself, I realized we 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:03.960 could have called the segment, broke a batch. 0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:13.440 Wasn't. Oh well, wasn't me, but a mate was trying 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:15.600 to heat up some food with nothing even on the plate. 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:18.240 He put in for 30 minutes instead of three and 0:21:18.240 --> 0:21:19.800 exploded in the microwave. 0:21:19.840 --> 0:21:21.440 Oh, that'll do it. You're not supposed to do that 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:23.160 with them, are, you know, put your. 0:21:23.160 --> 0:21:24.960 Food on it first, you nincompoop. 0:21:25.360 --> 0:21:26.520 Nincompoop! 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:30.440 Get that link in the show. Notes. 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:35.290 Deftones. Infinite Source. It is the rocket chain dunk. So 0:21:35.330 --> 0:21:37.930 I thought I'd just play this to you because you 0:21:37.930 --> 0:21:41.130 know how your algorithms change, and sometimes you're like, oh, 0:21:41.170 --> 0:21:43.650 it knows me so well. And other times you're like, 0:21:43.970 --> 0:21:45.810 that's a miss. Good luck serving that up to me 0:21:45.810 --> 0:21:47.330 another 20 times. That's a waste of money. 0:21:47.370 --> 0:21:51.130 I just got served up a hungover chicken sandwich by 0:21:51.130 --> 0:21:51.650 Al Brown. 0:21:51.690 --> 0:21:52.650 When's it getting delivered? 0:21:53.730 --> 0:21:56.090 I'm gonna make one right now. I'm not even hungover. 0:21:56.130 --> 0:21:57.210 I just want to get drunk. 0:21:57.210 --> 0:22:01.410 So before. Before. Makes me want to start at the start. 0:22:02.690 --> 0:22:06.370 So before, like before I play this, I just want 0:22:06.410 --> 0:22:09.570 to say, hey, this is an outrageous ad. I haven't 0:22:09.570 --> 0:22:12.810 heard an ad like this. And B, don't worry about 0:22:12.810 --> 0:22:16.050 my marriage. It's fine. If anything, I'm tired from so much, 0:22:16.090 --> 0:22:17.650 it'll make sense in a second. 0:22:17.970 --> 0:22:21.570 Sexless marriages have one thing in common a man who 0:22:21.570 --> 0:22:24.770 grew up being a nice guy. There's a version of 0:22:24.770 --> 0:22:28.090 marriage nobody warns you about. The one where you live 0:22:28.090 --> 0:22:31.190 in the same house, raised the same kids, share the 0:22:31.190 --> 0:22:34.750 same bed and feel completely alone. She's not cruel. She's 0:22:34.750 --> 0:22:35.630 not cheating. 0:22:35.630 --> 0:22:37.230 She just what is this? 0:22:37.590 --> 0:22:40.710 A square between the mortgage and the school pickups. You 0:22:40.710 --> 0:22:44.830 became a co-parent, a provider, a task sharing partner, but 0:22:44.830 --> 0:22:47.430 not a man she desires. You can't remember. 0:22:47.550 --> 0:22:48.870 She doesn't desire you anymore. 0:22:49.030 --> 0:22:51.350 I'm reading between the lines here. I'm actually listening to 0:22:51.350 --> 0:22:51.950 what he's saying. 0:22:52.990 --> 0:22:53.870 The last time. 0:22:54.190 --> 0:22:56.110 Was absolute bollocks. 0:22:57.430 --> 0:22:57.710 Yeah. 0:22:58.110 --> 0:22:59.030 Well, we're just saying before. 0:22:59.030 --> 0:23:00.070 That singing at. 0:23:00.110 --> 0:23:03.270 Our algorithms. Dumb AI singing yet as well, by the way. 0:23:03.910 --> 0:23:07.270 But we were just talking about before how our algorithms 0:23:07.270 --> 0:23:09.150 are in sync. Definitely don't have that one in mind. 0:23:09.310 --> 0:23:10.590 What have you been searching? 0:23:11.190 --> 0:23:14.630 I've just got teeth whitening pop up to whiten my teeth. 0:23:14.950 --> 0:23:17.830 Yeah, pretty white on the deluxe colour chart. Slightly closer 0:23:17.830 --> 0:23:19.070 to a fish and chip chip? 0:23:22.150 --> 0:23:24.550 Well, they look like a packet of cigarettes telling you 0:23:24.550 --> 0:23:26.870 not to smoke them, so probably could do the weed 0:23:26.910 --> 0:23:31.440 tickle up. And I've got mattresses popping up and fold 0:23:31.440 --> 0:23:33.920 out couches. That's basically what I served at the moment. 0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:36.400 Yeah, it's one of those really confronting things. I didn't 0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:38.560 even think about it. But if you just hit on 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:41.280 Instagram in particular, if you hit the search button and 0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:44.000 it's your explore, it shows what you've been looking at. 0:23:44.400 --> 0:23:46.720 Does it? Yeah. It basically shows what you've been in, 0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:48.960 what your algorithm would be. So if you hit it, 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:52.520 mine's currently a guy. Have a look at yours. 0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:55.080 Oh man. Some stuff about Dan Hooker a bunch of 0:23:55.080 --> 0:23:59.040 vegetables yelling into a screen telling you why they're good. 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:02.600 Uh ChatGPT was asked how to live to 140, and 0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:05.360 the answer was simple, logical, and totally surprising. 0:24:06.120 --> 0:24:10.520 Uh, mine's showing tugboats pushing boats into walls. Um, cheap, 0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:13.560 cheap tattoos. A guy getting his head kicked in, um, 0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:17.160 Sean Strickland, uh, the rock kissing some chick who's super, 0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:19.520 super black. But I think that might be AI. 0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:24.320 And I've got a Milwaukee thong as an a G banger. 0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:27.840 That's an interesting one. 0:24:27.860 --> 0:24:29.660 Just a couple of losers, you know. 0:24:30.060 --> 0:24:32.700 Well, everyone already knew that. I think people listening to 0:24:32.700 --> 0:24:35.380 us make themselves feel better, right? And we do a 0:24:35.380 --> 0:24:38.180 very good job at it. Uh, so just be aware 0:24:38.180 --> 0:24:38.900 of that, guys. 0:24:38.900 --> 0:24:42.540 Just be aware of if you're searching up different parts, 0:24:42.580 --> 0:24:44.780 you know, to stimulate different bits of your body all 0:24:44.780 --> 0:24:47.180 the time and various different pictures of women. 0:24:47.220 --> 0:24:50.100 You'll just get like an AI song singing about a flashlight. 0:24:51.300 --> 0:24:52.180 Coming up next. 0:24:53.060 --> 0:24:53.580 Yeah. 0:24:53.980 --> 0:24:56.020 It's that little buddy brain. Guys wouldn't mind trying one 0:24:56.020 --> 0:24:57.820 of those one day, but I'm not a sicko. Here's 0:24:57.820 --> 0:24:59.260 your quick one. The answer on the other side of 0:24:59.260 --> 0:25:02.740 the break. What is the record for rowing across the Atlantic? 0:25:02.740 --> 0:25:04.540 And then a bit of a deep dive on these 0:25:04.540 --> 0:25:06.380 fellas as well. We'll have the answer in a couple 0:25:06.420 --> 0:25:10.020 of moments. And also I am giant. And the pumpkins 0:25:10.020 --> 0:25:10.380 as well. 0:25:10.380 --> 0:25:12.540 Like the sauna there. You can get the link in 0:25:12.540 --> 0:25:13.260 the show notes. 0:25:13.260 --> 0:25:15.020 Hello there. If you've just joined us. We asked this 0:25:15.020 --> 0:25:16.860 question before the break. It was our quick one. What 0:25:16.860 --> 0:25:18.980 is the record for rowing across the Atlantic? 0:25:19.260 --> 0:25:21.820 These are crazy. The fastest it's ever been done is 0:25:21.820 --> 0:25:25.820 29 days, 14 hours and 34 minutes. Wild. Uh, that 0:25:25.820 --> 0:25:28.680 was set by the four man crew. The four oarsmen 0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:33.240 back in 2018 are fastest female pair 38 days and 0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:36.520 fastest solo female 40 days 21 hours. 0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:37.480 Wow. 0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:41.080 They're basically rowing from La Gomera to Antigua. 0:25:41.800 --> 0:25:43.440 I don't know where both of those places are, but 0:25:43.440 --> 0:25:45.040 it sounds like a long way apart. 0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:49.640 Sounds like a month apart on a rowboat. 0:25:51.120 --> 0:25:53.200 Like a blind man at an orgy. I was going 0:25:53.200 --> 0:25:54.640 to have to feel things out. 0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:57.240 Jay and Doug's drive home. Rock drive. 0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:02.640 Lenny the Eagle. Kravitz. Paralyzed. Eight after four. Drunk driving 0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:05.920 you home on the Rock. Quick! Well done to the 0:26:05.920 --> 0:26:09.120 2026 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees The Black Crowes, 0:26:09.120 --> 0:26:13.560 Billy Idol, Phil Collins, Iron Maiden, Oasis. Let's get into it. 0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:14.760 Nicknamed ninjas. 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:25.570 Forgiveness, please. Nickname. ninjas. 0:26:26.490 --> 0:26:28.650 You guys have a particular set of skills and you 0:26:28.650 --> 0:26:31.210 know how to use them. Here's the scenario. So there's 0:26:31.210 --> 0:26:33.010 a guy at work turns up every day, but he's 0:26:33.010 --> 0:26:35.450 an odd one, complains about anything and everything, but he 0:26:35.450 --> 0:26:38.050 comes in with all these weird scenarios like, would you 0:26:38.050 --> 0:26:40.490 rather slap a ball in the backside or sleep with 0:26:40.490 --> 0:26:43.410 a monkey? Or tells us the difference, uh, the different 0:26:43.410 --> 0:26:45.650 types of cows. And then there's, uh, I'll give you 0:26:45.690 --> 0:26:48.490 $50 to ride that sheep. He's easily offended, but he 0:26:48.490 --> 0:26:52.490 can't take it. It takes everything to heart. Please help. 0:26:53.050 --> 0:26:55.890 Some help in the form of Barry Holden's suggestion. His 0:26:55.890 --> 0:26:59.050 nickname should be slinky. Not much use, but would put 0:26:59.050 --> 0:27:00.770 one hell of a smile on your face, pushing him 0:27:00.770 --> 0:27:01.690 down a set of stairs. 0:27:04.010 --> 0:27:06.530 I'll back it up with this one. Quinn Johnson. What 0:27:06.530 --> 0:27:09.170 about dildo? He can give it, but can't take it. 0:27:12.050 --> 0:27:15.810 Gordon Murray, one ply toilet paper. Can't handle shit. 0:27:18.050 --> 0:27:21.650 He's the waxy sort. That weird square stuff. Hey, uh, 0:27:21.650 --> 0:27:24.990 that's from Ritchie Moon, the Bad Waiter, always dishing it 0:27:24.990 --> 0:27:26.390 out but never takes it back. 0:27:27.190 --> 0:27:31.030 Uh, Greg Tucker suggested prunes. Okay, in small doses, but 0:27:31.030 --> 0:27:32.230 bound to give you the shits. 0:27:33.350 --> 0:27:37.670 That's from Nathan Rasmussen. Tony. Just because he reminds me 0:27:37.670 --> 0:27:39.550 of a guy I used to work with called Tony. 0:27:40.230 --> 0:27:42.910 That's from Damien Henly. The glove box full of crap. 0:27:42.950 --> 0:27:46.030 You can't shut him up. Peter Mitchell, Nimbus. The type 0:27:46.030 --> 0:27:48.710 of cloud. It's always a better day once he disappears. 0:27:49.350 --> 0:27:53.510 There's one here from Kody Hendra. The Turkish delight. Always there, 0:27:53.510 --> 0:28:00.950 but no one likes them. Uh, Barry Holden, the Mona Lisa, 0:28:01.390 --> 0:28:06.070 the Mona Lisa. Uh, Curtis beard, the appendix. No idea 0:28:06.070 --> 0:28:07.950 what he does or what he's doing, but we'd prefer 0:28:07.950 --> 0:28:08.670 to have him out. 0:28:10.350 --> 0:28:13.750 That's from Chris Morton. The politician talks bollocks, gives stick, 0:28:13.750 --> 0:28:16.350 and is easily offended when he receives it back. And 0:28:16.350 --> 0:28:19.990 Brian Haddock splinter. Irritating prick that gets under your skin. 0:28:20.030 --> 0:28:22.320 Great stuff. Those were spectacular. 0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:25.200 You got options. I couldn't help but notice that you 0:28:25.240 --> 0:28:28.920 sent that through in the Sniper's Nightmare Facebook page. Anonymous. 0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:29.520 Yeah. 0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:31.480 So. Anonymous. You have options. 0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:37.680 Someone just put in from anonymous. Call him Jay Cartwright. Clearly, clearly, 0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:41.600 clearly someone who's exactly the same that they work with. 0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:44.280 Hey, mate, would you rather slap a ball on the 0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:45.920 backside or sleep with a monkey? 0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:50.600 Late edition from Ethan Clark. Is it too early? Why 0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:53.000 don't you call him Steve Irwin? Takes everything to the heart. 0:28:55.560 --> 0:28:58.240 Too soon. Too soon? Nah, I'm not okay with that. 0:28:58.240 --> 0:28:59.040 Name, neither. 0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:00.560 I wish you had a filter. 0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:03.440 Me neither. What? Yes. 0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:06.520 Like the sound of that. You can get the link 0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:07.360 in the show notes. 0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:13.480 Pearl Jam Record's rock drive in the Rock Thursday afternoon. Uh, 0:29:13.480 --> 0:29:17.000 the award winning Morning Rumble had Kelly Slater on the 0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:20.160 show this morning. He's over for the New Zealand Golf Open, 0:29:20.540 --> 0:29:23.460 which is exciting happening out of Millbrook and Queenstown. Is it? 0:29:23.460 --> 0:29:25.460 Yep. Yep. They're going to be, um, there's quite a 0:29:25.460 --> 0:29:27.660 lot of golf actually happening over the, the next week, 0:29:27.700 --> 0:29:29.980 a lot of tournaments in and around the courses. And he, 0:29:30.180 --> 0:29:31.860 I think covers it off in this chat that he 0:29:31.860 --> 0:29:34.420 had with him the most probably expensive round of golf 0:29:34.420 --> 0:29:35.780 that you can have in New Zealand. 0:29:35.780 --> 0:29:36.540 New Zealand Golf. 0:29:36.540 --> 0:29:39.740 Open is on this weekend, the Pro-Am as well. The 0:29:39.740 --> 0:29:42.940 11 I mean he's a he's an amazing golfer but 0:29:42.940 --> 0:29:46.420 just the world's greatest surfer Kelly Slater good morning. The 0:29:46.460 --> 0:29:49.620 goats welcome the Kelly Slater bro. 0:29:49.660 --> 0:29:50.180 Welcome to. 0:29:50.220 --> 0:29:50.820 The Rumble. 0:29:50.860 --> 0:29:52.580 That was a huge golf clap right there. 0:29:52.620 --> 0:29:56.900 Thanks guys. I know, uh, so you're the world's greatest surfer. Um, 0:29:56.900 --> 0:29:59.820 and you're a scratch golfer. So when did you start golf? 0:29:59.980 --> 0:30:03.380 Uh, gosh, I've been golfing for 30 years now. 0:30:03.380 --> 0:30:04.900 So all around the sort of the same time you 0:30:04.900 --> 0:30:06.660 were the world's greatest surfer? 0:30:06.860 --> 0:30:10.780 I was, I, I started playing when I was about 23. 0:30:10.780 --> 0:30:13.740 So I'd been 3 or 4 years into competing full 0:30:13.740 --> 0:30:17.060 time as a pro on the tour, but I found 0:30:17.060 --> 0:30:19.020 golf and got really addicted to it. It kind of 0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:20.800 took away from my surf time a little bit, but 0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:23.960 it actually sort of helped improve my mental game competitively. 0:30:24.000 --> 0:30:24.840 Why so? 0:30:24.880 --> 0:30:27.360 Just because it is such a punishing game mentally? 0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:30.440 Yeah, because you just start hating yourself and you find 0:30:30.480 --> 0:30:33.560 some deep rooted issues and you get rid of them. 0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:34.960 Uh. 0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:37.080 Kelly Slater is with us on the show new Zealand 0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:39.960 Golf Open happening this weekend. Now, you're not a stranger 0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:42.440 to New Zealand and golf. Uh, I've been lucky enough 0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:45.600 to be invited, and I've played at, um, a couple 0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:48.360 of times, which is New Zealand's number one golf course. 0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:50.440 Got to be invited to play there or be a member. 0:30:50.480 --> 0:30:53.000 You've played there with a friend of ours, Israel Adesanya, 0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:56.000 the last stylebender. How does he go golf? How did 0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:57.960 those rounds go? And how much have you played here? 0:30:58.120 --> 0:31:03.680 Uh, the. We had one round together. We played at, uh, tiara, and, uh, 0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:06.600 it was fun. His brother came and a couple friends. 0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:09.840 We had a good time. Um, he he loves his golf. 0:31:09.880 --> 0:31:12.000 Pretty funny. You know, maybe. Maybe you wouldn't think a 0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:13.880 surf would love golf. Maybe you wouldn't think a fighter 0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:16.680 would love golf. But, you know, there's just some burning 0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:21.370 desire there to improve the technique that that resides within us. 0:31:21.570 --> 0:31:24.650 But as far as it goes, I just love it. 0:31:24.650 --> 0:31:28.090 Rick Kane, who's the founder of the club, uh, we 0:31:28.090 --> 0:31:30.770 became friends about close to ten years ago, and he's 0:31:30.770 --> 0:31:33.410 invited me to play as a member, guest tournaments with him. 0:31:33.410 --> 0:31:35.770 And I've become really close friends with my buddy Reuben, 0:31:35.770 --> 0:31:38.890 who's a caddie up there, and he surfs the area. And, uh, 0:31:38.890 --> 0:31:41.130 so I really enjoy getting back there now. 0:31:41.170 --> 0:31:45.290 Kelly, it smells here. The cells coming to to Raglan 0:31:45.290 --> 0:31:47.730 when you were at the top of your game, how 0:31:47.730 --> 0:31:51.890 often did you come to New Zealand to surf? Obviously competitively. Uh, 0:31:52.010 --> 0:31:54.970 not that often, but what are your memories of surfing 0:31:54.970 --> 0:31:56.530 New Zealand, and did you just turn up at breaks 0:31:56.530 --> 0:31:58.730 and people go, bro, are you Kelly Slater? 0:32:00.450 --> 0:32:03.250 I actually don't have much surf history in New Zealand. Uh, 0:32:03.250 --> 0:32:05.850 I have probably more golf history. We've never had a 0:32:05.850 --> 0:32:09.730 World Tour event. We've had qualifying series events, um, like 0:32:09.730 --> 0:32:13.250 just smaller events, but never had a full fledged world 0:32:13.290 --> 0:32:16.750 tour event in, in New Zealand until now. so that'll 0:32:16.790 --> 0:32:20.670 be great. Billy Stairmand got, uh, you know, your New 0:32:20.670 --> 0:32:22.870 Zealand boy got the, uh, wild card. And I think 0:32:22.870 --> 0:32:25.190 there's one more up for grabs for someone through a 0:32:25.190 --> 0:32:28.310 trials of some sort, so that'll be super exciting. Obviously, 0:32:28.350 --> 0:32:30.870 Raglan's sort of the premier. Name when you when you 0:32:30.910 --> 0:32:33.830 hear about surfing in New Zealand. So it should be 0:32:33.830 --> 0:32:35.990 a really great event. I imagine the crowds will turn 0:32:35.990 --> 0:32:38.830 up pretty huge. Hopefully you get some really great surf. 0:32:38.870 --> 0:32:40.230 It's a good time of year for it. 0:32:40.230 --> 0:32:43.990 I cannot wait for that. Yeah, I've already booked my accommodation. 0:32:43.990 --> 0:32:46.670 I'll be down there. It's also the weekend of my birthday. 0:32:46.710 --> 0:32:48.830 Yeah. What a treat you are in for. 0:32:48.870 --> 0:32:50.670 I haven't seen you since I was 14, but I'm 0:32:50.670 --> 0:32:51.350 here for it. 0:32:51.590 --> 0:32:54.470 Yeah, mate, there'll be no space in the lineup at all. Um, 0:32:54.590 --> 0:32:56.270 they didn't touch on it. Or maybe they did in the. 0:32:56.750 --> 0:32:58.510 Hang on. Did you think I wanted to go down 0:32:58.550 --> 0:32:59.270 there to surf? 0:33:00.270 --> 0:33:02.030 I thought you might have been giving it a crack 0:33:02.070 --> 0:33:02.950 for the first time. 0:33:02.990 --> 0:33:05.270 Excuse me. Kelly. Locals only. 0:33:05.310 --> 0:33:05.750 Hey, guys. 0:33:05.750 --> 0:33:06.990 Do you mind if I grab this one on my 0:33:06.990 --> 0:33:09.950 boogie board? Hey, it's more the fact that I haven't 0:33:09.950 --> 0:33:12.150 paid much attention to it over the straight hander. 0:33:12.310 --> 0:33:14.230 Um, but he, um, they didn't touch on it in 0:33:14.230 --> 0:33:18.090 the chat there, but, uh, Kelly Slater and Izzy Dag, uh, 0:33:18.090 --> 0:33:21.530 basically played six holes on six different courses, and they 0:33:21.530 --> 0:33:25.690 got there, and the the golf cart was a helicopter, including, uh, 0:33:25.690 --> 0:33:30.450 the new golf course at Glendhu Bay. Um, which is incredible. Um, 0:33:30.490 --> 0:33:32.370 which Derby's old man owns? Well. 0:33:32.450 --> 0:33:34.530 On Lake. Warner Lake. Wanaka. 0:33:34.570 --> 0:33:37.090 Yeah. Impressive. Like such an insane setup. 0:33:37.290 --> 0:33:41.690 That's cool man. Uh, next placemakers Total Recall. Uh, your 0:33:41.690 --> 0:33:45.370 chance went up to $500 in placemakers vouchers. If you'd 0:33:45.370 --> 0:33:48.210 like to play. Oh, eight handed rock foam. We'll explain 0:33:48.210 --> 0:33:49.810 all and get you on after this. 0:33:49.970 --> 0:33:53.210 After was 90.2 Auckland. 0:33:53.250 --> 0:33:54.570 The rocks Jay and dunk. 0:33:54.610 --> 0:33:55.450 The rock drive. 0:33:57.450 --> 0:33:59.170 Hello there. If you just joined us we asked this 0:33:59.170 --> 0:34:01.090 question before the break. It was our quick one. How 0:34:01.090 --> 0:34:03.010 many eggs does a praying mantis lay? 0:34:03.250 --> 0:34:06.330 Uh praying mantis female praying mantis can spit out anywhere 0:34:06.330 --> 0:34:10.290 between 50 and 400 eggs at one time, encased in 0:34:10.290 --> 0:34:13.130 a hardened foam structure called an theca. 0:34:13.980 --> 0:34:17.820 That's too many. I don't think the world would be like, oh, 0:34:18.260 --> 0:34:20.100 there's no more praying mantises, are they? 0:34:20.140 --> 0:34:22.500 They also eat the male after banging the May. 0:34:22.660 --> 0:34:24.980 Oh, yeah, I heard they eat 2 or 3 if 0:34:24.980 --> 0:34:27.020 they've had a real good go on the malnourished. 0:34:28.140 --> 0:34:31.580 Imagine Bonny Blue was a praying mantis. Should we chock 0:34:31.580 --> 0:34:32.020 a block? 0:34:32.060 --> 0:34:35.500 Let's not give a chance to win big with picnics. 0:34:36.020 --> 0:34:39.340 Foo fighters tickets on sale for Auckland and Christchurch. As 0:34:39.340 --> 0:34:43.420 of now on the NZ generator on the Rock. 0:34:44.340 --> 0:34:46.820 Listen to our other podcast not for radio. Wherever you're 0:34:46.820 --> 0:34:49.220 listening to this one, just search. Not for radio. 0:34:49.420 --> 0:34:53.820 The Black Keys, Eagle Birds, Rock drive with your old 0:34:53.820 --> 0:34:56.460 mates Shandong Thursday afternoon. How do we get to hear 0:34:56.500 --> 0:34:59.860 now this coming weekend? It feels like we've had preseason 0:34:59.860 --> 0:35:02.300 games for weeks on end. Well, we actually have. But 0:35:02.300 --> 0:35:05.980 the NRL kicks off and Vegas, which is awesome. Allegiant 0:35:05.980 --> 0:35:10.260 Stadium and there is a couple of games. 315 Sunday 0:35:10.260 --> 0:35:14.360 afternoon sees the, um, Newcastle Knights take on the Queensland 0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:18.080 Cowboys and then after that you've got Saint George taking on, uh, 0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:21.160 the Bulldogs. And I said this earlier and the odds 0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:23.840 have actually come down, but, uh, I reckon it's just 0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:26.600 the Cowboys are going to get up over the Knights 0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:29.520 and paying $1.55. And if you couple that up, this 0:35:29.520 --> 0:35:31.520 is the bit that I'm sort of same game multi 0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:34.400 looking at. And we are hosting a pot on um 0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:36.120 Sunday afternoon for this J. 0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:40.360 Yes. Reminder I'll be there. Just not physically. Probably not 0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:41.680 mentally either but I'll be there. 0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:44.400 Your body will be there. I'll be doing the work. 0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:45.680 That's okay because I'm used to that. 0:35:45.720 --> 0:35:49.080 Yeah. Um, we're keeping we're consistent with our approach. 0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:51.960 The Knights have lost their last five games. Cowboys have 0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:53.840 won two of the last three. Their last one was 0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:56.040 a loss though. And then so we have a look 0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:59.440 at the top like the favorite try anytime try scorer 0:35:59.720 --> 0:36:02.960 Murray Toolangi. Yeah it's meant to be mate. My son's 0:36:03.000 --> 0:36:05.480 name is Muzz as well. Um get him in there. 0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:08.240 And so that's paying like 270 or something like that 0:36:08.240 --> 0:36:11.450 for a same game multi Happy days, I reckon. 0:36:11.570 --> 0:36:14.490 This isn't a bad one, Dominic. Young Scott Drinkwater and 0:36:14.490 --> 0:36:17.610 Tom Dearden. End times, all of them. 1824. 0:36:18.170 --> 0:36:21.570 Yeah, I'm going off the bulk. Any time. Try scorers. 0:36:21.650 --> 0:36:24.370 But that's like this is one. Here's another, here's another. 0:36:24.410 --> 0:36:26.290 This is out of the bit social part. So these 0:36:26.290 --> 0:36:28.130 are the popular ones. So basically this is a five 0:36:28.130 --> 0:36:33.010 legger that 414 other people have punted on. Fletcher sharp 0:36:33.010 --> 0:36:37.250 any time Greg Mazure any time Jackson. Purdue. Any time. Murray. Toolangi. 0:36:37.290 --> 0:36:39.210 Any time. Tommy Dearden. Any time. 0:36:39.410 --> 0:36:42.690 One 1518 yeah, but then you go, you basically could 0:36:42.690 --> 0:36:45.370 be picking every try scorer in the game. 0:36:45.570 --> 0:36:46.010 Yeah. 0:36:46.330 --> 0:36:47.050 That's tricky. 0:36:47.090 --> 0:36:47.810 It's been done. 0:36:48.170 --> 0:36:51.770 Not that many times. Anyway, these are the arguments myself 0:36:51.770 --> 0:36:53.450 and Jay will have in the hour lead up to 0:36:53.490 --> 0:36:54.650 spin in the Rockpile. 0:36:54.690 --> 0:36:58.450 Yeah, because I like to go these monstrous Maltese, um, 0:36:58.570 --> 0:37:00.850 and dunk's a bit more. Just make money, you know? 0:37:00.890 --> 0:37:02.770 Do you know what, though? Jay will hit one and win, like, 0:37:02.770 --> 0:37:05.490 30 grand one time, and I'll just never hear the 0:37:05.490 --> 0:37:07.530 end of it. Yeah, yeah, never. 0:37:07.770 --> 0:37:11.070 26 is as the year of the 26 league multi. 0:37:11.470 --> 0:37:13.830 You watch this space. 0:37:13.870 --> 0:37:16.630 Can you even get a 26 league multi on the 0:37:16.630 --> 0:37:17.350 same game. 0:37:17.390 --> 0:37:19.190 No not on the same game. I'm going to put 0:37:19.190 --> 0:37:21.910 it across everything. I'll be doing hamster racing all the 0:37:21.910 --> 0:37:24.110 way through to inline figure skating. 0:37:24.150 --> 0:37:26.830 So we've got a $50 bet bonus bet for you 0:37:26.830 --> 0:37:30.870 to win right now. And also food delivery for Sunday afternoon. Uh, 0:37:30.870 --> 0:37:33.470 for the opening weekend of the NRL, you can tick 0:37:33.550 --> 0:37:37.030 ticks to three, 5 to 0. That will put you 0:37:37.030 --> 0:37:38.630 in the draw. Make sure you put your first and 0:37:38.630 --> 0:37:40.590 last name because we're going to announce the winner. And 0:37:40.590 --> 0:37:43.110 a couple of moments, uh, also heads up as well. 0:37:43.110 --> 0:37:46.070 If you place a $10 or more bet on both 0:37:46.110 --> 0:37:50.070 NRL Vegas games, you can score $20 in bonus cash 0:37:50.270 --> 0:37:53.470 that is officially live now. Um, and new customers as well. 0:37:53.470 --> 0:37:56.230 Score $100 bonus cash when you sign up and deposit 0:37:56.230 --> 0:37:57.750 50 bucks or more. 0:37:57.790 --> 0:38:00.150 Ah, I didn't even know this. This is once again 0:38:00.150 --> 0:38:02.470 in the Bet social, um, part of it. So they've 0:38:02.470 --> 0:38:06.470 got markets popular. And then for you as same game multi. 0:38:06.630 --> 0:38:08.810 So you can go up to ten bucks for your 0:38:08.810 --> 0:38:11.450 same game. Multi 10 to 20 gives you all the odds. 0:38:11.650 --> 0:38:14.170 20 to 50 and then 50 plus. So you hit 0:38:14.170 --> 0:38:15.730 on whichever tab you want. It gives you all of 0:38:15.730 --> 0:38:18.250 the betting options there. That's cool. Very cool. 0:38:18.530 --> 0:38:20.210 They keep making that app better and better don't they 0:38:20.210 --> 0:38:24.810 obviously are 18 punt responsibly uh get texting you to 3520. 0:38:24.850 --> 0:38:26.450 Give us four minutes and we'll be back with the 0:38:26.450 --> 0:38:27.690 winner after the offspring. 0:38:28.690 --> 0:38:30.050 He speaks the bullshit. 0:38:30.090 --> 0:38:31.050 Jay and dunk. 0:38:31.090 --> 0:38:31.970 The rock. Drive. 0:38:33.970 --> 0:38:37.010 The offspring self esteem and his rock driving the rock G. 0:38:37.010 --> 0:38:39.290 I hope that camera in there is capturing Benny Boy, 0:38:39.330 --> 0:38:41.850 trying to drag that wire out of the back of 0:38:41.850 --> 0:38:47.850 the desk there. They look like hard work, bro. Yeah, 0:38:47.850 --> 0:38:50.050 it looks luggage. If you're new to the show, Benny 0:38:50.050 --> 0:38:53.490 Boy is our executive producer. The replacement of show boss Tiggs, 0:38:53.490 --> 0:38:57.050 who went to Walkinshaw Racing Supercars team. 0:38:57.050 --> 0:38:58.930 And she's loving every second of it at the moment, 0:38:58.930 --> 0:39:01.450 which is great. And I think she quickly realized how 0:39:01.450 --> 0:39:05.540 much work goes into packing out of a Supercars event, Mhm. 0:39:05.740 --> 0:39:07.780 Particularly when you normally get three hours and you get 0:39:07.780 --> 0:39:08.540 an hour and a half. 0:39:08.580 --> 0:39:10.420 They got the Monday off after the racing so it's 0:39:10.420 --> 0:39:12.580 quite good. So they're in Melbourne next weekend. Yeah. And 0:39:12.580 --> 0:39:14.100 then a couple of weeks later in Taupo. 0:39:14.140 --> 0:39:17.540 Which in it's like Melbourne coincides with the formula one. 0:39:17.540 --> 0:39:18.660 So it's just sick. 0:39:18.700 --> 0:39:19.660 Crazy. You've done that. 0:39:19.860 --> 0:39:22.180 Yeah. It's it's one of the greatest weekends around. 0:39:22.220 --> 0:39:23.780 I haven't done that. I need to do that. 0:39:23.820 --> 0:39:27.020 Yeah. It's particularly if you get some real you get 0:39:27.020 --> 0:39:29.500 some real good individuals together and you get a really 0:39:29.940 --> 0:39:32.660 cruisey number on a corporate gift, you know, corporate sort 0:39:32.660 --> 0:39:34.020 of hosting suite setup. 0:39:34.260 --> 0:39:35.900 Well, that'd be the way to do it. That would 0:39:35.940 --> 0:39:37.540 be way everyone would do it if they could. 0:39:37.860 --> 0:39:40.740 Red bull, I know you're listening. Send this over. 0:39:40.900 --> 0:39:41.420 Oh, yeah. 0:39:41.460 --> 0:39:42.380 Let's take a team. 0:39:42.420 --> 0:39:44.660 I look like a Red bull athlete. I look good 0:39:44.660 --> 0:39:45.780 on all their photos. 0:39:45.820 --> 0:39:46.100 Yeah. 0:39:46.300 --> 0:39:48.260 Wouldn't I if I sucked it in a little bit? 0:39:48.580 --> 0:39:49.060 Not a lot. 0:39:49.100 --> 0:39:50.940 They might look to be firing somebody out of a cannon. 0:39:50.940 --> 0:39:53.140 I reckon you would. You'd fit the bill. 0:39:54.300 --> 0:39:57.540 You're not going to start the race for. 0:39:57.820 --> 0:39:59.260 Just dunk across the course. 0:40:00.620 --> 0:40:04.220 Um, now, I also want to get you to go 0:40:04.220 --> 0:40:06.600 to State of Origin this year. Yeah. Bucket list. So 0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:10.000 we're doing Bathurst later in the year. That's a special place. 0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:12.480 Um, those packages are still available to, uh, if you're 0:40:12.480 --> 0:40:12.920 wanting to go. 0:40:12.960 --> 0:40:13.680 I've got some left. 0:40:13.720 --> 0:40:15.160 Yeah, I think there might be a couple left. 0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:17.040 Alright, well, I'm going to guess because we've talked about 0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.320 it for a couple of weeks at Bathurst A3520. If 0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:21.440 you want to join me and Jane Bathurst that's going 0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:24.160 to be awesome. Now back to Beecher and the NRL. 0:40:24.200 --> 0:40:27.880 First uh, round is this weekend in Vegas. Couple of 0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:33.120 games from 315 uh, and the afternoon on Sunday. And 0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:35.400 have we got a winner for the $50 bonus bet? 0:40:35.400 --> 0:40:37.280 And also a food delivery for Sunday afternoon? 0:40:37.320 --> 0:40:40.200 We do start rubbing your hands together. Uh, and we 0:40:40.200 --> 0:40:43.880 wish you all the very best of luck. Brian fogarty. Congratulations, 0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:46.800 Brian Fogarty. Good on you. So if you, um, if, 0:40:46.840 --> 0:40:49.640 you know Big Bri unit, swing around his place because 0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:52.040 he's gonna have some great Tucker during the, um, the 0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:53.560 during the league on Sunday. 0:40:54.240 --> 0:40:55.400 Tell us what's next, fellas. 0:40:57.960 --> 0:41:01.440 Uh, it looks to be the great Dargaville toilet fiasco 0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:04.570 of 2013 has reared its ugly head again. 0:41:04.650 --> 0:41:08.650 Headset. Are we going to revisit that? Mhm. That's the 0:41:08.650 --> 0:41:10.970 story that needs to be told on a Thursday evening. 0:41:11.010 --> 0:41:11.810 It is indeed. 0:41:11.930 --> 0:41:13.690 If you're like oh what is that. Well we're going 0:41:13.690 --> 0:41:15.250 to have it for 5:10. 0:41:15.290 --> 0:41:17.650 You were given the opportunity to go somewhere nice. And 0:41:17.650 --> 0:41:20.050 this is the reason why you no longer go anywhere nice. 0:41:20.090 --> 0:41:22.090 Like the sound of that. You can get the link 0:41:22.090 --> 0:41:22.970 in the show notes. 0:41:23.250 --> 0:41:27.250 Oh ho ho ho! He's a working class man. 0:41:28.050 --> 0:41:30.970 G'day, battlers. Drunk driving you home. Thanks to our mates 0:41:30.970 --> 0:41:33.610 at Novus Glass. Yeah, Novus, if you've got a chip 0:41:33.610 --> 0:41:35.970 or crack on your windscreen this summer just calling to 0:41:35.970 --> 0:41:37.570 your local branch, they'll sort it out for you. 0:41:37.610 --> 0:41:41.210 We've got some international correspondents for late mail. And also, 0:41:41.250 --> 0:41:44.130 you know, you've always wanted to hear it. If the 0:41:44.170 --> 0:41:47.610 Michael Jackson hit song Billie Jean was done as an 0:41:47.610 --> 0:41:49.170 Irish folk song cover. 0:41:49.330 --> 0:41:50.890 Oh, man, that's so good. 0:41:51.850 --> 0:41:53.530 Would you say better than the original? 0:41:54.250 --> 0:41:57.330 Yep. Didn't even have to think about that for too long. 0:41:57.370 --> 0:42:01.010 Tom Petty learning to fly the rock with your old mates. 0:42:01.050 --> 0:42:03.830 Jane the Rock drive podcast. 0:42:09.950 --> 0:42:13.950 The rainfall. Nothing makes sense. I just want to. Can 0:42:13.950 --> 0:42:17.590 we just pretend this is, uh, hasn't just happened? Okay. Uh, 0:42:17.590 --> 0:42:20.110 and so Jay's talking off air during that song, and 0:42:20.110 --> 0:42:21.110 he's saying to me. 0:42:21.430 --> 0:42:25.390 Guess how many, um, endemic CKD species there are in 0:42:25.390 --> 0:42:28.150 New Zealand? Ooh. And because very loud at the moment, 0:42:28.150 --> 0:42:29.270 very cicada. 0:42:29.310 --> 0:42:34.190 The boy listening through the glass window there says instantly 42. 0:42:34.590 --> 0:42:38.430 42 cicada species in New Zealand. That's why. 0:42:38.910 --> 0:42:40.750 Pacquiao. How did you know that, Benny boy? 0:42:41.070 --> 0:42:43.110 I think we've got exactly the same Instagram feed. I 0:42:43.110 --> 0:42:43.950 saw it last night. 0:42:43.990 --> 0:42:48.070 Okay. Yeah. Oh, what's happened is, as women become in sync, 0:42:48.350 --> 0:42:50.470 the three of us have most definitely become in sync. 0:42:50.510 --> 0:42:52.670 And in terms of our algorithms. 0:42:53.350 --> 0:42:55.190 That's a concern. Yeah. 0:42:56.070 --> 0:42:58.150 Which depending on who's got the strongest. 0:42:58.270 --> 0:43:01.290 Everyone's talking about it. It's just all coming up in 0:43:01.290 --> 0:43:03.370 your matched algorithm. 0:43:03.770 --> 0:43:03.890 Well. 0:43:04.290 --> 0:43:05.490 It's pretty impressive, though. 0:43:05.530 --> 0:43:06.650 That's amazing. 0:43:06.690 --> 0:43:09.130 I think I've got all 42 of those species in 0:43:09.130 --> 0:43:11.730 the bank and behind my house. It's that loud? 0:43:11.770 --> 0:43:14.930 You probably do. Uh, and then another. My my only 0:43:14.930 --> 0:43:17.170 other disturbing little bug fact that I've got is that 0:43:17.170 --> 0:43:21.050 they have discovered a caterpillar. Which is this how this 0:43:21.090 --> 0:43:25.090 is nature at its absolute best. They've discovered a caterpillar 0:43:25.330 --> 0:43:29.250 that kills other insects and then sews the insects bodies 0:43:29.250 --> 0:43:32.530 to his back. So it's like a full, like a 0:43:32.530 --> 0:43:34.250 full Hannibal Lecter set up. 0:43:34.290 --> 0:43:34.650 Ooh. 0:43:35.290 --> 0:43:38.250 Yeah. So it walks around with all of the skeletons 0:43:38.250 --> 0:43:40.290 of these flies that it eats on its back. 0:43:41.010 --> 0:43:42.090 That's pretty badass. 0:43:42.130 --> 0:43:43.330 That's pretty badass. 0:43:43.370 --> 0:43:47.170 Yeah, you wouldn't mess with them. Uh, and keeping with 0:43:47.170 --> 0:43:49.650 native species here in New Zealand as well. Jam this 0:43:49.650 --> 0:43:53.930 one in, too. Before we get to this outrageous AI song. Uh, 0:43:53.930 --> 0:43:57.890 different cover of, uh, Billie Jean's Michael Jackson's Billie Jean. 0:43:58.540 --> 0:44:01.780 The kakapo have had a great season of rooting. 0:44:01.820 --> 0:44:02.260 Yes. 0:44:02.300 --> 0:44:05.380 Slamming the the berries, getting them. I don't know if 0:44:05.380 --> 0:44:08.460 they've been getting drunk and frisky or whatever, but. How's this? 0:44:09.060 --> 0:44:11.860 This is, course, the flightless parrot. Um, only place in 0:44:11.860 --> 0:44:13.820 the world is here in New Zealand. New Zealand, you 0:44:13.860 --> 0:44:16.580 get them? They were near extinction ten years ago. There 0:44:16.580 --> 0:44:18.860 was only 50 left. Now there's like 200. I reckon 0:44:18.860 --> 0:44:20.460 this is going to be one of the biggest seasons 0:44:20.460 --> 0:44:21.140 ever for them. 0:44:21.580 --> 0:44:24.380 Yeah, it gets exponentially better the more they bang. 0:44:24.860 --> 0:44:28.100 They should do pay per views for that. Oh yes. 0:44:28.100 --> 0:44:31.860 You were saying before was it? Okay. Moving on here 0:44:31.900 --> 0:44:35.380 is this air cover. It's ridiculous. This is, uh, what 0:44:35.380 --> 0:44:40.180 if Michael Jackson's, uh, Billie Jean was an Irish folk song. 0:44:40.220 --> 0:44:44.780 She was more like a beauty queen from a film scene. 0:44:45.900 --> 0:44:49.700 I said, don't mind, but what do you mean? I 0:44:50.060 --> 0:44:50.900 am the voice. 0:44:50.940 --> 0:44:51.460 Down. 0:44:51.820 --> 0:44:56.420 Who will dance on the floor in the round. She 0:44:56.420 --> 0:45:00.640 said I am the one who will dance on the 0:45:00.640 --> 0:45:02.440 floor in the round. 0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:06.120 Of mine. 0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:09.520 Whipping into a thick, creamy pint and having to listen to. 0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:09.960 That. 0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:15.720 As she caused a scene. Then every head turned with 0:45:15.720 --> 0:45:20.080 eyes that dreamed of being the one who would dance 0:45:20.120 --> 0:45:27.080 on the floor in the round. But Billie Jean is 0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:31.400 not my lover. Oh my God, oh my God, she's 0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:35.280 just a girl who claims that I am the one. 0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:39.800 But the kid is not my son. She says I 0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:40.720 am very cool. 0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:45.280 Do you know, um. I forget what website it is, 0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:49.440 but there's like a, uh. I'm feeling lucky button when 0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:52.160 you can't make a decision. They need that on Spotify, eh? 0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:52.560 Yeah. 0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:55.080 And then it just goes bang. Whacks you some Irish 0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:58.650 folk music just to mix things up. See the bloody 0:45:58.690 --> 0:46:02.490 K-pop demon hunters mixed in with tool at the moment? 0:46:02.490 --> 0:46:04.370 And Yungblud, which is what the kids are into. 0:46:04.410 --> 0:46:07.570 Yeah, I'm loving a little, loving a little sort of 0:46:07.610 --> 0:46:10.210 ramshackle runaway on some of those tracks that we've been 0:46:10.210 --> 0:46:10.770 listening to. 0:46:10.810 --> 0:46:14.210 Yeah, it's good man. Uh yungbluds. Um, IDLES volume two 0:46:14.210 --> 0:46:16.210 or whatever it's called. Very good. There's some real good 0:46:16.210 --> 0:46:19.250 tunes in there. My boys have been absolutely loving it. 0:46:19.650 --> 0:46:20.970 Give us a couple of moments. Got to be back 0:46:20.970 --> 0:46:23.410 with all the details. How you can be off to 0:46:24.330 --> 0:46:28.090 the Daytona 500 Speedway to see Foo Fighters and Guns 0:46:28.090 --> 0:46:33.730 N roses, and we'll stick with America. The latest proposed 0:46:33.770 --> 0:46:38.650 USC white House fight card. The strokes last night. Rock 0:46:38.650 --> 0:46:39.450 drive on the Rock. 0:46:40.210 --> 0:46:41.970 The Rock drive podcast. 0:46:41.970 --> 0:46:45.250 Linkin Park up in your bottom. It is rock. Drive 0:46:45.250 --> 0:46:49.170 on the Rock. And tomorrow is your last chance before 0:46:49.170 --> 0:46:51.810 5 p.m. to hear your boarding call. You got to 0:46:51.810 --> 0:46:54.870 be caller number 12 for Rock the globe 12. Your 0:46:54.870 --> 0:46:58.190 chance to spend five nights in Florida at the Daytona 0:46:58.230 --> 0:47:03.390 Speedway and headline acts Foo Fighters, guns N roses. 160 0:47:03.430 --> 0:47:07.150 plus bands across this bill. And, um, yeah, just one 0:47:07.150 --> 0:47:09.870 more chance. So we'll make we'll make the draw for that. 0:47:09.910 --> 0:47:13.510 Like tomorrow night at 5:10 and someone's going. 0:47:13.910 --> 0:47:15.310 That's a quick turnaround, isn't it? 0:47:15.350 --> 0:47:16.470 Oh. It's crazy. 0:47:17.030 --> 0:47:20.630 Um, the UFC, white House. Yes. This is what, like it's. 0:47:20.630 --> 0:47:23.550 They've announced that, um, Pereira is going to be up 0:47:23.550 --> 0:47:27.190 against Chimaev, which is going to be a great fight. 0:47:27.550 --> 0:47:29.750 Not if someone rolls all over the other one. 0:47:29.990 --> 0:47:32.030 That's what I'm. Yeah, I think that a lot of 0:47:32.030 --> 0:47:34.550 people will be learning from that last fight that he 0:47:34.550 --> 0:47:36.150 had and just going, I can't be bothered with the 0:47:36.150 --> 0:47:36.750 smother fest. 0:47:36.790 --> 0:47:39.350 Oh, surely Dana won't just be like bra backhand. I'll 0:47:39.350 --> 0:47:40.950 give you a million bucks if you don't roll all 0:47:40.950 --> 0:47:42.350 over him. No one wants to see that this is 0:47:42.350 --> 0:47:43.390 Memorial Weekend. 0:47:43.430 --> 0:47:47.110 The hope was that Pereira would fight Ciryl Gane and 0:47:47.110 --> 0:47:48.470 that he would jump up to heavyweight. 0:47:48.510 --> 0:47:49.430 Oh, yeah, that would have been good. 0:47:49.430 --> 0:47:51.270 That would be quite sick. Um, the other, uh, the 0:47:51.270 --> 0:47:53.890 other fights that they reckon will we'll be getting announced 0:47:53.930 --> 0:47:56.090 a tapuria versus Justin Gaethje. 0:47:56.410 --> 0:47:56.730 Oh. 0:47:57.010 --> 0:47:57.890 Which is that one? 0:47:57.930 --> 0:47:58.410 Yes, yes. 0:47:58.410 --> 0:48:03.330 Yes, that'll be a monster. Harrison versus Nunez. Um, females. Um, 0:48:03.370 --> 0:48:05.650 McGregor versus Diaz three. 0:48:06.130 --> 0:48:07.210 That hasn't been confirmed. 0:48:07.250 --> 0:48:09.330 No no no no no. But that's what they're wanting. 0:48:09.330 --> 0:48:10.450 And I would love that. 0:48:10.450 --> 0:48:13.410 And, uh, Colby Covington versus Paddy Pimblett is another one 0:48:13.410 --> 0:48:15.970 that they've, um, said would be a possibility. 0:48:16.010 --> 0:48:21.490 The McGregor Diaz fight would be like a nice nostalgic fight, almost. 0:48:21.530 --> 0:48:23.090 You'd want to see it, but, you know, it's not 0:48:23.090 --> 0:48:24.370 going to be at the level of some of those 0:48:24.370 --> 0:48:26.970 other fights we've had recently. Because I've been out of 0:48:26.970 --> 0:48:28.130 the game for quite a while. 0:48:28.130 --> 0:48:30.490 I'd want to see Aspinall versus Jon Jones. 0:48:31.290 --> 0:48:35.330 What's, um, Nick Diaz? Imagine him fighting McGregor. I would 0:48:35.330 --> 0:48:37.010 love to see that. He was way better than Nate, 0:48:37.010 --> 0:48:38.770 but then ended up getting banned from the sport for 0:48:38.770 --> 0:48:41.210 like six years for smoking weed. Now it's legal in 0:48:41.210 --> 0:48:41.850 every state. 0:48:41.890 --> 0:48:42.810 Yeah, that's. 0:48:42.810 --> 0:48:44.370 Right. He was always the better fighter. 0:48:44.410 --> 0:48:45.890 Yeah, he was crazy good. 0:48:45.930 --> 0:48:47.610 Yeah. And also crazy. 0:48:47.650 --> 0:48:48.050 Yeah. 0:48:48.330 --> 0:48:51.260 Which was like crazy versus crazy. It would be awesome. 0:48:51.380 --> 0:48:54.940 What about you? Go. I mean, probably slightly unfair, but 0:48:54.940 --> 0:48:58.260 it's like, imagine, um, say, Nick does two rounds. Nate 0:48:58.300 --> 0:48:59.820 does two. Three rounds. 0:49:00.460 --> 0:49:03.580 Like a a tag team UFC event would be awesome. 0:49:03.620 --> 0:49:05.300 Conor would be the one to say yes to that. 0:49:05.340 --> 0:49:08.500 Yeah, yeah, you you two fighters and you basically can 0:49:08.500 --> 0:49:10.700 tag out if you're, like, about to get choked out, 0:49:10.700 --> 0:49:11.620 you can tap out. 0:49:13.180 --> 0:49:14.380 This is why we're not in charge. 0:49:14.420 --> 0:49:15.020 Yeah, yeah. 0:49:15.060 --> 0:49:15.580 You can switch. 0:49:15.620 --> 0:49:16.980 Out. It's just an endless fight. 0:49:17.020 --> 0:49:18.660 Uh, righto. Give us a couple of moments. Got to 0:49:18.660 --> 0:49:20.260 be back with late mail. A chance for us to 0:49:20.260 --> 0:49:21.540 get to some of the stuff we haven't had a 0:49:21.540 --> 0:49:24.140 chance to get to some correspondents from the UK as well. 0:49:24.700 --> 0:49:30.220 One of our big UK rock listeners, Danny Carroll. He's 0:49:30.220 --> 0:49:31.700 a great man. Loves it. 0:49:31.980 --> 0:49:33.100 Good to have you with us, mate. 0:49:33.140 --> 0:49:35.620 Grinspoon. Chemical heart on the Rock. 0:49:35.820 --> 0:49:37.100 How are you? Thanks for listening. 0:49:37.140 --> 0:49:40.260 Linkin Park up in your bottom. It is rock. Drive 0:49:40.260 --> 0:49:44.300 on the rock and tomorrow is your last chance before 0:49:44.300 --> 0:49:46.940 5 p.m. to hear your boarding call. You got to 0:49:46.940 --> 0:49:49.960 be caller number 12 for Rock the globe 12. Your 0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:53.280 chance to spend five nights in Florida at the Daytona 0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:58.480 Speedway and headline acts Foo Fighters, guns N roses. 160 0:49:58.520 --> 0:50:02.240 plus bands across this bill. And, um, yeah, just one 0:50:02.240 --> 0:50:04.960 more chance. So we'll make we'll make the draw for that. 0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:08.600 Like tomorrow night at 5:10 at May. Someone's going. 0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:10.400 That's a quick turnaround, isn't it? 0:50:10.440 --> 0:50:11.560 Oh it's crazy. 0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:13.800 Um, the UFC, white House. 0:50:13.840 --> 0:50:14.440 Yes. 0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:17.720 This is what, like it's. They've announced that, um, Pereira 0:50:17.720 --> 0:50:21.240 is going to be up against Shamir, which is going 0:50:21.240 --> 0:50:22.280 to be a great fight. 0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:24.800 Not if someone rolls all over the other one. 0:50:25.040 --> 0:50:27.080 That's what I'm. Yeah, I think that a lot of 0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:29.640 people will be learning from that last fight that he 0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:31.280 had and just going, I can't be bothered with this 0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:31.840 mother fest. 0:50:31.840 --> 0:50:34.440 Oh, surely Dana won't just be like bra, backhand. I'll 0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:36.040 give you a million bucks if you don't roll all 0:50:36.040 --> 0:50:37.440 over him. No one wants to see that this is 0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:38.480 Memorial Weekend. 0:50:38.520 --> 0:50:42.200 The hope was that Pereira would fight Cyril Gahan and 0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:43.560 that he would jump up to heavyweight. 0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:44.480 Oh, yeah, that would have been good. 0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:46.360 That would be quite sick. Um, the other, uh, the 0:50:46.360 --> 0:50:49.330 other fights that they reckon will be getting announced a 0:50:49.650 --> 0:50:52.970 tapuria versus Justin Gaethje. Oh, which is that one? 0:50:53.010 --> 0:50:53.530 Yes, yes. 0:50:53.530 --> 0:50:58.450 Yes, that'll be a monster. Harrison versus Nunez. Um, females. Um, 0:50:58.490 --> 0:51:00.730 McGregor versus Diaz three. 0:51:01.210 --> 0:51:02.330 That hasn't been confirmed. 0:51:02.370 --> 0:51:04.410 No no no no no. But that's what they're wanting. 0:51:04.410 --> 0:51:05.530 And I would love that. 0:51:05.530 --> 0:51:08.490 And, uh, Colby Covington versus Paddy Pimblett is another one 0:51:08.490 --> 0:51:11.050 that they've, um, said would be a possibility. 0:51:11.090 --> 0:51:16.610 The McGregor Diaz fight would be like a fight almost. 0:51:16.610 --> 0:51:18.170 You'd want to see it, but, you know, it's not 0:51:18.170 --> 0:51:19.450 going to be at the level of some of those 0:51:19.450 --> 0:51:22.050 other fights we've had recently. Because I've been out of 0:51:22.050 --> 0:51:23.210 the game for quite a while. 0:51:23.210 --> 0:51:25.570 I'd want to see Aspinall versus Jon Jones. 0:51:26.370 --> 0:51:30.410 What's, um, Nick Diaz? Imagine him fighting McGregor. I would 0:51:30.410 --> 0:51:32.090 love to see that. He was way better than Nate, 0:51:32.090 --> 0:51:33.850 but then ended up getting banned from the sport for 0:51:33.850 --> 0:51:36.130 like six years for smoking weed. And now it's legal 0:51:36.130 --> 0:51:36.970 in every state. 0:51:37.010 --> 0:51:38.010 Yeah, that's. 0:51:38.050 --> 0:51:39.170 He was always the better. 0:51:39.170 --> 0:51:40.970 Fighter. Yeah, he was crazy good. 0:51:41.010 --> 0:51:42.690 Yeah. And also crazy. 0:51:42.730 --> 0:51:43.130 Yeah. 0:51:43.490 --> 0:51:46.410 Which was like crazy versus crazy. It would be awesome. 0:51:46.450 --> 0:51:50.030 What about you? Go. I mean, probably slightly unfair, but 0:51:50.030 --> 0:51:53.030 I was like, imagine, um, say, Nick does two rounds. 0:51:53.070 --> 0:51:54.990 Nate does two. Three rounds. 0:51:55.550 --> 0:51:58.510 Like a a tag team UFC event would be awesome. 0:51:58.710 --> 0:52:00.430 Conor would be the one to say yes to that. 0:52:00.430 --> 0:52:03.630 Yeah. Yeah. You you two fighters and you basically can 0:52:03.630 --> 0:52:05.790 tag out if you're, like, about to get choked out, 0:52:05.790 --> 0:52:06.710 you can tap out. 0:52:08.270 --> 0:52:09.430 This is why we're not in charge. 0:52:09.470 --> 0:52:10.070 Yeah, yeah. 0:52:10.150 --> 0:52:10.710 You can switch. 0:52:10.710 --> 0:52:12.070 Out. It's just an endless fight. 0:52:12.110 --> 0:52:13.750 Uh, righto. Give us a couple of moments. Got to 0:52:13.750 --> 0:52:15.350 be back with late mail. A chance for us to 0:52:15.350 --> 0:52:16.630 get to some of the stuff we haven't had a 0:52:16.630 --> 0:52:19.230 chance to get to some correspondents from the UK as well. 0:52:19.790 --> 0:52:25.350 One of our UK rock listeners, Danny Carroll, is a 0:52:25.350 --> 0:52:26.830 great man. Loves it. 0:52:27.070 --> 0:52:28.190 Good to have you with us, mate. 0:52:28.230 --> 0:52:30.670 Grinspoon. Chemical heart on the Rock. 0:52:30.710 --> 0:52:32.750 Like the sound of that. You can get the link 0:52:32.750 --> 0:52:33.630 in the show notes. 0:52:33.670 --> 0:52:36.270 Hell of a tune, an excess never tear us apart. 0:52:36.310 --> 0:52:39.190 It is rock. Drive in the Rock. Thursday evening we're 0:52:39.190 --> 0:52:42.630 almost on the home run to the weekend. And a 0:52:42.630 --> 0:52:44.230 little bit of late. Mail for you now. A chance 0:52:44.230 --> 0:52:45.570 for us to get to some of the stuff we 0:52:45.570 --> 0:52:49.450 haven't had a chance to get to. Oh, by the way, 0:52:49.450 --> 0:52:50.810 I forgot to tell you this earlier as well. If 0:52:50.810 --> 0:52:53.410 you are catching Air New Zealand flight anytime soon, they 0:52:53.450 --> 0:52:56.250 have now banned EarPods and all Bluetooth headphones from being 0:52:56.250 --> 0:53:00.290 put in checked luggage due to fire safety fears. 0:53:00.330 --> 0:53:02.490 I wonder if that's little speakers as well then. 0:53:02.930 --> 0:53:06.210 One would imagine. So yes, anything with a lithium ion battery, 0:53:06.210 --> 0:53:08.490 they're not super keen being down there, are they? 0:53:09.570 --> 0:53:14.290 Understandably so. I've got a little bit international, um, international correspondence. 0:53:14.330 --> 0:53:17.290 Yeah, that's from Danny Carroll. So Danny Carroll is talking 0:53:17.290 --> 0:53:20.050 about something that's so good looking that it caused an accident. 0:53:20.090 --> 0:53:22.570 This is from yesterday's radio show. He said I went 0:53:22.570 --> 0:53:24.610 through a stage of buying old jags, and with the 0:53:24.610 --> 0:53:26.450 cost of fuel on the size of the fuel tanks, 0:53:26.450 --> 0:53:29.530 it was painful to fill them up. But then this happened. 0:53:29.850 --> 0:53:31.970 I pull up to the pumps, prepared to dump a 0:53:31.970 --> 0:53:34.810 month's salary into the beasts, and a little Porsche Boxster 0:53:34.810 --> 0:53:36.610 pulls up on the other side of the pump. On 0:53:36.610 --> 0:53:40.050 using out steps. A young lady in gym gear and 0:53:40.050 --> 0:53:42.410 I couldn't tell you her name, but the chances are 0:53:42.530 --> 0:53:45.220 most blokes would be aware of her work and her 0:53:45.220 --> 0:53:51.420 educational biology films that she makes. Now I've got a 0:53:51.420 --> 0:53:55.220 girlfriend in the car and I'm side eyeing so hard 0:53:55.220 --> 0:53:57.820 I was nearly having a stroke as all this was 0:53:57.820 --> 0:54:00.020 going on. A gentleman has just finished filling up and 0:54:00.020 --> 0:54:02.940 is walking across the forecourt heading towards the shop, and 0:54:02.940 --> 0:54:07.860 he notices the yoga pant wearing mattress. Actress completely misses 0:54:07.860 --> 0:54:11.460 the sliding door, walks straight into the glass panel windows, 0:54:11.500 --> 0:54:15.020 falls into the newspaper stand and it was just like 0:54:15.020 --> 0:54:17.500 the Yankees had won the World Series. I laughed. The 0:54:17.500 --> 0:54:22.100 VPN Netflix girl looks horrified and in the chaos and 0:54:22.140 --> 0:54:24.940 I go in, I pay. I get back to the car, 0:54:24.980 --> 0:54:26.980 giggling and say to the missus, oh my gosh, that 0:54:26.980 --> 0:54:29.460 was so funny. She looks at me deadpan, says, if 0:54:29.500 --> 0:54:32.060 you drove a mini, that would have been you dickhead. 0:54:39.060 --> 0:54:39.980 Well played. 0:54:40.740 --> 0:54:44.360 This is Sprinting into glass doors is one of the 0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:46.040 funniest things you'll ever see. 0:54:46.080 --> 0:54:49.360 When you have it, it's like there's certain sounds. When 0:54:49.360 --> 0:54:52.160 it's like a sweet spot hit like a the middle 0:54:52.160 --> 0:54:55.440 of a baseball bat, the perfect drive with a driver, 0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:58.920 middle of a cricket bat, or like a kid's head 0:54:59.120 --> 0:55:02.880 going into some safety glass at full speed. That sound. 0:55:02.920 --> 0:55:04.640 There's nothing else quite like that. 0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:05.040 Yeah. 0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:08.200 Actually, I say kids like a like a drunk adult 0:55:08.200 --> 0:55:09.400 bloke is better. 0:55:09.680 --> 0:55:13.040 Our our lawyers, where they're situated in this building, they've 0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:15.880 got a glass, basically a big glass plate at the 0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:18.120 end of a hallway and that looks like where you 0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:19.840 would walk into it, but you actually walk to the 0:55:19.840 --> 0:55:22.040 side of the glass plate and into the building, and 0:55:22.040 --> 0:55:25.400 the receptionist basically just sees people smudge their faces against 0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:27.680 it every single day. I was like, why don't you 0:55:27.680 --> 0:55:29.760 put a stripe on it? She's like, I could work 0:55:29.760 --> 0:55:31.680 anywhere in the world, but I stay here just for 0:55:31.680 --> 0:55:36.240 this alone. I was like, if you set up a 0:55:36.240 --> 0:55:38.880 camera above your head just as a security camera, you'd 0:55:38.880 --> 0:55:41.000 make millions selling this on the internet. 0:55:41.050 --> 0:55:46.850 So I've just found a four minute 26 compilation. Baby. 0:55:51.130 --> 0:55:57.210 It's a bloke in a dojo. That's it. That's a 0:55:57.250 --> 0:55:57.890 kid in the mall. 0:55:57.970 --> 0:55:59.090 Donk, donk! 0:56:00.050 --> 0:56:03.370 It's weirdly enjoyable, am I? Is anyone else feeling that 0:56:03.370 --> 0:56:04.210 or am I weird? 0:56:04.810 --> 0:56:07.090 I mean, it is. There is a certain amount of 0:56:07.090 --> 0:56:09.050 pleasure that you take in other people's misery. And that's 0:56:09.050 --> 0:56:09.890 the human race. 0:56:10.290 --> 0:56:14.290 Yeah, yeah. We wanted to do a segment once about 0:56:14.290 --> 0:56:19.850 overweight people like me, uh, rolling down hills accidentally, I 0:56:19.850 --> 0:56:23.970 think weirdly enjoyable as well. It's due to the fact 0:56:23.970 --> 0:56:25.770 that there's not a lot of strength in the ankle. 0:56:27.530 --> 0:56:30.330 It can go. Trust me, I know you now. 0:56:30.330 --> 0:56:32.410 They do the you know, they do the challenge where 0:56:32.410 --> 0:56:34.890 they try and do the Whitney Houston drum beat, you know, 0:56:34.930 --> 0:56:36.490 like it became one of those things. 0:56:36.490 --> 0:56:36.890 Yes. 0:56:37.210 --> 0:56:39.330 I reckon you could do the same thing. You pick 0:56:39.330 --> 0:56:41.790 the point of terminal velocity of a big person just 0:56:41.790 --> 0:56:42.790 before they bin it? 0:56:44.390 --> 0:56:46.070 Yes, I'll give it a go. 0:56:46.350 --> 0:56:48.790 Listen to our other podcast. Not for radio. Wherever you're 0:56:48.790 --> 0:56:51.230 listening to this one, just search. Not for radio. 0:56:51.630 --> 0:56:53.310 Hello there. If you've just joined us. We asked this 0:56:53.310 --> 0:56:56.030 question before the break. It was a quick one. How 0:56:56.030 --> 0:56:59.790 long does it take to fly to Antarctica from New Zealand? 0:56:59.830 --> 0:57:03.290 Flights out of Christchurch to Antarctica typically take between 5 0:57:03.290 --> 0:57:05.310 and 7 hours. It's much further than I thought it 0:57:05.310 --> 0:57:05.790 would be. 0:57:06.950 --> 0:57:09.390 So you could do a return in ten, because there 0:57:09.390 --> 0:57:11.310 used to be the flight that would go down there, right? 0:57:11.750 --> 0:57:14.310 Would they do the Southern Lights flights where they fly 0:57:14.310 --> 0:57:16.230 out of there and they basically do a big, big loop. 0:57:16.590 --> 0:57:19.710 So you can see the southern lights, the aurora borealis. 0:57:20.430 --> 0:57:23.750 Jeez. I used to enjoy, uh, rugby bus trips across 0:57:23.750 --> 0:57:26.230 the Canterbury Plains, and that's pretty bloody boring to look at. 0:57:26.230 --> 0:57:28.390 I could do a booze cruise to Antarctica and back. 0:57:28.390 --> 0:57:31.590 No dramas as long as the drinks kept flowing. 0:57:31.790 --> 0:57:34.230 It's the. It's the boat trips where you fly into 0:57:34.270 --> 0:57:36.950 Argentina and go out of there. Those ones look crazy. 0:57:37.470 --> 0:57:39.450 Yeah. Your mate Logan done that? 0:57:39.810 --> 0:57:41.810 He did. He said it was epic. He's like, it 0:57:41.810 --> 0:57:43.890 is a bucket list must do thing. He's like that. 0:57:43.890 --> 0:57:46.050 And a safari. Job done. 0:57:46.170 --> 0:57:46.570 Mhm. 0:57:47.930 --> 0:57:49.530 It's kind of the only places where you see it 0:57:49.570 --> 0:57:52.730 where it used to be, where it's just unchecked. 0:57:53.050 --> 0:57:55.450 I've seen the documentary The Lion King, the new one. 0:57:55.730 --> 0:57:56.370 Oh yeah. 0:57:57.810 --> 0:57:58.610 Pretty good. 0:57:58.970 --> 0:57:59.450 Mate. 0:57:59.770 --> 0:58:00.610 All the way over there. 0:58:00.810 --> 0:58:03.090 Better to get acting lines that can actually speak English 0:58:03.090 --> 0:58:05.050 as well as you can understand what they're talking about. 0:58:05.090 --> 0:58:07.690 Wow. I think that's just peanut butter on the tongue, mate. 0:58:07.730 --> 0:58:08.850 Stereogram in the rock. 0:58:09.690 --> 0:58:11.330 Get that link in the show notes. 0:58:12.650 --> 0:58:15.210 Guns N roses. That is the rock with Shane Dunk. 0:58:15.290 --> 0:58:18.850 And last drinks for a Thursday going to get delivered up. And, uh, 0:58:18.890 --> 0:58:22.490 also going to be dedicated to a very special athlete 0:58:22.490 --> 0:58:24.890 here in New Zealand. One of the all time greats. 0:58:24.930 --> 0:58:27.970 I'd love to have a beer with Duncan. I'd love 0:58:27.970 --> 0:58:32.370 to have a beer with Duncan. We drink in moderation 0:58:32.570 --> 0:58:35.450 and we never, ever, ever, ever old and drunk. We 0:58:35.490 --> 0:58:39.900 drink at the town and country where the atmosphere is great. 0:58:40.660 --> 0:58:44.300 I love to have a beer with Duncan cause Duncan's 0:58:44.300 --> 0:58:45.100 mean mate. 0:58:45.140 --> 0:58:45.740 Yeah. 0:58:46.700 --> 0:58:50.380 One of the most destructive and best rugby players of 0:58:50.380 --> 0:58:54.860 all time, Portia Woodman. Wickliffe has retired from international rugby. 0:58:54.860 --> 0:58:56.980 As of today. I'm going to run you through what 0:58:56.980 --> 0:58:59.180 she achieved in her incredible career. 0:58:59.220 --> 0:59:00.180 Stats are amazing. 0:59:00.220 --> 0:59:02.780 Appointed officer of New Zealand Order of Merit that was 0:59:02.780 --> 0:59:06.100 just last year. Maori Sportswoman of the year 2017. World 0:59:06.100 --> 0:59:09.900 Rugby Women's Sevens Player of the decade 2020. World Rugby 0:59:09.940 --> 0:59:13.860 Women's Player of the year 2017 and again in 2015. 0:59:13.860 --> 0:59:17.340 She scored her 50th test try at the 2025 Rugby 0:59:17.340 --> 0:59:20.660 World Cup, a historic milestone. She is the all time 0:59:20.700 --> 0:59:24.420 leading test try scorer across both men's and women's rugby 0:59:24.420 --> 0:59:28.060 in New Zealand, so she surpassed Doug Howlett's record. She's 0:59:28.060 --> 0:59:32.740 the first woman to score 250 tries in the Sevens Series. 0:59:33.460 --> 0:59:37.400 First woman to score 200 tries in the World Rugby 0:59:37.440 --> 0:59:41.320 Sevens Series as well. Uh. She won the Rugby Sevens 0:59:41.320 --> 0:59:44.440 World Cup titles in 2013 2018. She's got a Commonwealth 0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:48.080 Games gold medal in the sevens. She was the winner 0:59:48.080 --> 0:59:51.920 of the Women's Rugby World Cup in 2021, also 2017. 0:59:52.080 --> 0:59:55.640 She got a silver medal in Rio Olympics and again 0:59:55.680 --> 0:59:58.920 she went and got a medal at Paris in 2024, 0:59:58.960 --> 1:00:01.880 four years before that. No dramas mate. I'll pick up 1:00:01.880 --> 1:00:03.320 the one for Tokyo as well. 1:00:03.680 --> 1:00:05.000 She is incredible. 1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:09.040 Isn't that just crazy? Like what a special human. 1:00:09.200 --> 1:00:12.760 Yeah, yeah. And, uh, obviously she feels like she's not 1:00:12.800 --> 1:00:15.920 done in rugby completely. Um, and will be. Everyone's waiting 1:00:15.920 --> 1:00:19.120 for the comeback because she's sort of nudged it and gone. Ah, look, 1:00:19.120 --> 1:00:21.760 I'm done. But body is just unreal on it. Like, 1:00:21.800 --> 1:00:23.880 it just has got years and years and years to play. 1:00:24.120 --> 1:00:26.360 Well, she kind of had done that. And then she 1:00:26.360 --> 1:00:28.720 came back last year didn't she. Yeah. For the World Cup. 1:00:28.840 --> 1:00:32.080 Yeah. So I would be interested to see if she 1:00:32.080 --> 1:00:34.450 can stay away from the game, because it just isn't 1:00:34.450 --> 1:00:35.210 the game without it. 1:00:35.490 --> 1:00:38.490 My only regret would not be putting more money on 1:00:38.490 --> 1:00:40.690 her to score two or more tries than all of 1:00:40.690 --> 1:00:41.570 her matches. 1:00:42.090 --> 1:00:45.970 Yeah, that was, um. Yeah, that women's rugby is amazing. 1:00:45.970 --> 1:00:50.050 And women's the NRL is really great. Odds on that one. 1:00:50.050 --> 1:00:53.130 Yeah. Of, um. Yeah. Really, really been enjoying it as 1:00:53.130 --> 1:00:55.210 of late. Well, enjoy your well-earned break. No matter how 1:00:55.210 --> 1:00:58.770 long it lasts. Portia, you've been just an absolute treat 1:00:58.770 --> 1:01:01.450 to watch. Uh, so, last drinks dedicated to you. Have 1:01:01.450 --> 1:01:04.730 a great night in New Zealand, Paul Murray hooroo.