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S1: You're gonna go straight through it. He was like, he

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S1: Oh no. That's like that one with the lads on

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S2: and some wall paint under the house, but the A4

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00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,600
S2: piece of paper over the hole whacked it with the

451
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,440
S2: Bunnings mini roller. Bob's your aunties, Nana.

452
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,640
S1: Oh my gosh.

453
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,960
S2: Another one here. Only soba made it a stag do.

454
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,080
S2: Found the owner's lawn mower and mowed a cricket pitch

455
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,760
S2: into their brand spanking new lawn while we all chewed

456
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:57,800
S2: on a bit of cardboard.

457
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:58,720
S1: There you.

458
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,200
S2: Go. It's a big old weekend.

459
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,240
S1: Just a little bit annoyed at myself, I realized we

460
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,960
S1: could have called the segment, broke a batch.

461
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:13,440
S2: Wasn't. Oh well, wasn't me, but a mate was trying

462
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,600
S2: to heat up some food with nothing even on the plate.

463
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,240
S2: He put in for 30 minutes instead of three and

464
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,800
S2: exploded in the microwave.

465
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,440
S1: Oh, that'll do it. You're not supposed to do that

466
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,160
S1: with them, are, you know, put your.

467
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,960
S2: Food on it first, you nincompoop.

468
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,520
S1: Nincompoop!

469
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,440
S13: Get that link in the show. Notes.

470
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:35,290
S1: Deftones. Infinite Source. It is the rocket chain dunk. So

471
00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,930
S1: I thought I'd just play this to you because you

472
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,130
S1: know how your algorithms change, and sometimes you're like, oh,

473
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:43,650
S1: it knows me so well. And other times you're like,

474
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,810
S1: that's a miss. Good luck serving that up to me

475
00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:47,330
S1: another 20 times. That's a waste of money.

476
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:51,130
S2: I just got served up a hungover chicken sandwich by

477
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:51,650
S2: Al Brown.

478
00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:52,650
S1: When's it getting delivered?

479
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:56,090
S2: I'm gonna make one right now. I'm not even hungover.

480
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:57,210
S2: I just want to get drunk.

481
00:21:57,210 --> 00:22:01,410
S1: So before. Before. Makes me want to start at the start.

482
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:06,370
S1: So before, like before I play this, I just want

483
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:09,570
S1: to say, hey, this is an outrageous ad. I haven't

484
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:12,810
S1: heard an ad like this. And B, don't worry about

485
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:16,050
S1: my marriage. It's fine. If anything, I'm tired from so much,

486
00:22:16,090 --> 00:22:17,650
S1: it'll make sense in a second.

487
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,570
S14: Sexless marriages have one thing in common a man who

488
00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:24,770
S14: grew up being a nice guy. There's a version of

489
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:28,090
S14: marriage nobody warns you about. The one where you live

490
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:31,190
S14: in the same house, raised the same kids, share the

491
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:34,750
S14: same bed and feel completely alone. She's not cruel. She's

492
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:35,630
S14: not cheating.

493
00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,230
S15: She just what is this?

494
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,710
S14: A square between the mortgage and the school pickups. You

495
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:44,830
S14: became a co-parent, a provider, a task sharing partner, but

496
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:47,430
S14: not a man she desires. You can't remember.

497
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:48,870
S15: She doesn't desire you anymore.

498
00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:51,350
S2: I'm reading between the lines here. I'm actually listening to

499
00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:51,950
S2: what he's saying.

500
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:53,870
S14: The last time.

501
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:56,110
S15: Was absolute bollocks.

502
00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:57,710
S1: Yeah.

503
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,030
S2: Well, we're just saying before.

504
00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:00,070
S1: That singing at.

505
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:03,270
S2: Our algorithms. Dumb AI singing yet as well, by the way.

506
00:23:03,910 --> 00:23:07,270
S2: But we were just talking about before how our algorithms

507
00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:09,150
S2: are in sync. Definitely don't have that one in mind.

508
00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:10,590
S2: What have you been searching?

509
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:14,630
S1: I've just got teeth whitening pop up to whiten my teeth.

510
00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:17,830
S2: Yeah, pretty white on the deluxe colour chart. Slightly closer

511
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,070
S2: to a fish and chip chip?

512
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:24,550
S1: Well, they look like a packet of cigarettes telling you

513
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:26,870
S1: not to smoke them, so probably could do the weed

514
00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:31,440
S1: tickle up. And I've got mattresses popping up and fold

515
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,920
S1: out couches. That's basically what I served at the moment.

516
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,400
S2: Yeah, it's one of those really confronting things. I didn't

517
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,560
S2: even think about it. But if you just hit on

518
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,280
S2: Instagram in particular, if you hit the search button and

519
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,000
S2: it's your explore, it shows what you've been looking at.

520
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,720
S2: Does it? Yeah. It basically shows what you've been in,

521
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,960
S2: what your algorithm would be. So if you hit it,

522
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,520
S2: mine's currently a guy. Have a look at yours.

523
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,080
S1: Oh man. Some stuff about Dan Hooker a bunch of

524
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:59,040
S1: vegetables yelling into a screen telling you why they're good.

525
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,600
S1: Uh ChatGPT was asked how to live to 140, and

526
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,360
S1: the answer was simple, logical, and totally surprising.

527
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:10,520
S2: Uh, mine's showing tugboats pushing boats into walls. Um, cheap,

528
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,560
S2: cheap tattoos. A guy getting his head kicked in, um,

529
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,160
S2: Sean Strickland, uh, the rock kissing some chick who's super,

530
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,520
S2: super black. But I think that might be AI.

531
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:24,320
S1: And I've got a Milwaukee thong as an a G banger.

532
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,840
S1: That's an interesting one.

533
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:29,660
S2: Just a couple of losers, you know.

534
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,700
S1: Well, everyone already knew that. I think people listening to

535
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,380
S1: us make themselves feel better, right? And we do a

536
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:38,180
S1: very good job at it. Uh, so just be aware

537
00:24:38,180 --> 00:24:38,900
S1: of that, guys.

538
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:42,540
S2: Just be aware of if you're searching up different parts,

539
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:44,780
S2: you know, to stimulate different bits of your body all

540
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:47,180
S2: the time and various different pictures of women.

541
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:50,100
S1: You'll just get like an AI song singing about a flashlight.

542
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,180
S13: Coming up next.

543
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:53,580
S2: Yeah.

544
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,020
S1: It's that little buddy brain. Guys wouldn't mind trying one

545
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:57,820
S1: of those one day, but I'm not a sicko. Here's

546
00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:59,260
S1: your quick one. The answer on the other side of

547
00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:02,740
S1: the break. What is the record for rowing across the Atlantic?

548
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:04,540
S1: And then a bit of a deep dive on these

549
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,380
S1: fellas as well. We'll have the answer in a couple

550
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:10,020
S1: of moments. And also I am giant. And the pumpkins

551
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:10,380
S1: as well.

552
00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:12,540
S13: Like the sauna there. You can get the link in

553
00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:13,260
S13: the show notes.

554
00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,020
S1: Hello there. If you've just joined us. We asked this

555
00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:16,860
S1: question before the break. It was our quick one. What

556
00:25:16,860 --> 00:25:18,980
S1: is the record for rowing across the Atlantic?

557
00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,820
S2: These are crazy. The fastest it's ever been done is

558
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:25,820
S2: 29 days, 14 hours and 34 minutes. Wild. Uh, that

559
00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:28,680
S2: was set by the four man crew. The four oarsmen

560
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,240
S2: back in 2018 are fastest female pair 38 days and

561
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,520
S2: fastest solo female 40 days 21 hours.

562
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:37,480
S1: Wow.

563
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,080
S2: They're basically rowing from La Gomera to Antigua.

564
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,440
S1: I don't know where both of those places are, but

565
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,040
S1: it sounds like a long way apart.

566
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,640
S2: Sounds like a month apart on a rowboat.

567
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,200
S16: Like a blind man at an orgy. I was going

568
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,640
S16: to have to feel things out.

569
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,240
S10: Jay and Doug's drive home. Rock drive.

570
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,640
S1: Lenny the Eagle. Kravitz. Paralyzed. Eight after four. Drunk driving

571
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,920
S1: you home on the Rock. Quick! Well done to the

572
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,120
S1: 2026 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees The Black Crowes,

573
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:13,560
S1: Billy Idol, Phil Collins, Iron Maiden, Oasis. Let's get into it.

574
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,760
S1: Nicknamed ninjas.

575
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,570
S17: Forgiveness, please. Nickname. ninjas.

576
00:26:26,490 --> 00:26:28,650
S1: You guys have a particular set of skills and you

577
00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:31,210
S1: know how to use them. Here's the scenario. So there's

578
00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:33,010
S1: a guy at work turns up every day, but he's

579
00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:35,450
S1: an odd one, complains about anything and everything, but he

580
00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:38,050
S1: comes in with all these weird scenarios like, would you

581
00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:40,490
S1: rather slap a ball in the backside or sleep with

582
00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:43,410
S1: a monkey? Or tells us the difference, uh, the different

583
00:26:43,410 --> 00:26:45,650
S1: types of cows. And then there's, uh, I'll give you

584
00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:48,490
S1: $50 to ride that sheep. He's easily offended, but he

585
00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:52,490
S1: can't take it. It takes everything to heart. Please help.

586
00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:55,890
S2: Some help in the form of Barry Holden's suggestion. His

587
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:59,050
S2: nickname should be slinky. Not much use, but would put

588
00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:00,770
S2: one hell of a smile on your face, pushing him

589
00:27:00,770 --> 00:27:01,690
S2: down a set of stairs.

590
00:27:04,010 --> 00:27:06,530
S1: I'll back it up with this one. Quinn Johnson. What

591
00:27:06,530 --> 00:27:09,170
S1: about dildo? He can give it, but can't take it.

592
00:27:12,050 --> 00:27:15,810
S2: Gordon Murray, one ply toilet paper. Can't handle shit.

593
00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:21,650
S1: He's the waxy sort. That weird square stuff. Hey, uh,

594
00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:24,990
S1: that's from Ritchie Moon, the Bad Waiter, always dishing it

595
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:26,390
S1: out but never takes it back.

596
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:31,030
S2: Uh, Greg Tucker suggested prunes. Okay, in small doses, but

597
00:27:31,030 --> 00:27:32,230
S2: bound to give you the shits.

598
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:37,670
S1: That's from Nathan Rasmussen. Tony. Just because he reminds me

599
00:27:37,670 --> 00:27:39,550
S1: of a guy I used to work with called Tony.

600
00:27:40,230 --> 00:27:42,910
S1: That's from Damien Henly. The glove box full of crap.

601
00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:46,030
S1: You can't shut him up. Peter Mitchell, Nimbus. The type

602
00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:48,710
S1: of cloud. It's always a better day once he disappears.

603
00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:53,510
S2: There's one here from Kody Hendra. The Turkish delight. Always there,

604
00:27:53,510 --> 00:28:00,950
S2: but no one likes them. Uh, Barry Holden, the Mona Lisa,

605
00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:06,070
S2: the Mona Lisa. Uh, Curtis beard, the appendix. No idea

606
00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,950
S2: what he does or what he's doing, but we'd prefer

607
00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:08,670
S2: to have him out.

608
00:28:10,350 --> 00:28:13,750
S1: That's from Chris Morton. The politician talks bollocks, gives stick,

609
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:16,350
S1: and is easily offended when he receives it back. And

610
00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:19,990
S1: Brian Haddock splinter. Irritating prick that gets under your skin.

611
00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:22,320
S2: Great stuff. Those were spectacular.

612
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,200
S1: You got options. I couldn't help but notice that you

613
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,920
S1: sent that through in the Sniper's Nightmare Facebook page. Anonymous.

614
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,520
S2: Yeah.

615
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,480
S1: So. Anonymous. You have options.

616
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:37,680
S2: Someone just put in from anonymous. Call him Jay Cartwright. Clearly, clearly,

617
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,600
S2: clearly someone who's exactly the same that they work with.

618
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,280
S1: Hey, mate, would you rather slap a ball on the

619
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,920
S1: backside or sleep with a monkey?

620
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,600
S2: Late edition from Ethan Clark. Is it too early? Why

621
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,000
S2: don't you call him Steve Irwin? Takes everything to the heart.

622
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,240
S1: Too soon. Too soon? Nah, I'm not okay with that.

623
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,040
S2: Name, neither.

624
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,560
S1: I wish you had a filter.

625
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,440
S2: Me neither. What? Yes.

626
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,520
S13: Like the sound of that. You can get the link

627
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,360
S13: in the show notes.

628
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,480
S1: Pearl Jam Record's rock drive in the Rock Thursday afternoon. Uh,

629
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,000
S1: the award winning Morning Rumble had Kelly Slater on the

630
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,160
S1: show this morning. He's over for the New Zealand Golf Open,

631
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:23,460
S1: which is exciting happening out of Millbrook and Queenstown. Is it?

632
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:25,460
S2: Yep. Yep. They're going to be, um, there's quite a

633
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:27,660
S2: lot of golf actually happening over the, the next week,

634
00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:29,980
S2: a lot of tournaments in and around the courses. And he,

635
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:31,860
S2: I think covers it off in this chat that he

636
00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:34,420
S2: had with him the most probably expensive round of golf

637
00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:35,780
S2: that you can have in New Zealand.

638
00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:36,540
S11: New Zealand Golf.

639
00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:39,740
S3: Open is on this weekend, the Pro-Am as well. The

640
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:42,940
S3: 11 I mean he's a he's an amazing golfer but

641
00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:46,420
S3: just the world's greatest surfer Kelly Slater good morning. The

642
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:49,620
S3: goats welcome the Kelly Slater bro.

643
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:50,180
S2: Welcome to.

644
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:50,820
S3: The Rumble.

645
00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:52,580
S18: That was a huge golf clap right there.

646
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:56,900
S3: Thanks guys. I know, uh, so you're the world's greatest surfer. Um,

647
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:59,820
S3: and you're a scratch golfer. So when did you start golf?

648
00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:03,380
S18: Uh, gosh, I've been golfing for 30 years now.

649
00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:04,900
S3: So all around the sort of the same time you

650
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,660
S3: were the world's greatest surfer?

651
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:10,780
S18: I was, I, I started playing when I was about 23.

652
00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:13,740
S18: So I'd been 3 or 4 years into competing full

653
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:17,060
S18: time as a pro on the tour, but I found

654
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:19,020
S18: golf and got really addicted to it. It kind of

655
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,800
S18: took away from my surf time a little bit, but

656
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,960
S18: it actually sort of helped improve my mental game competitively.

657
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,840
S18: Why so?

658
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,360
S19: Just because it is such a punishing game mentally?

659
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,440
S18: Yeah, because you just start hating yourself and you find

660
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,560
S18: some deep rooted issues and you get rid of them.

661
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:34,960
S3: Uh.

662
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,080
S19: Kelly Slater is with us on the show new Zealand

663
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,960
S19: Golf Open happening this weekend. Now, you're not a stranger

664
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,440
S19: to New Zealand and golf. Uh, I've been lucky enough

665
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,600
S19: to be invited, and I've played at, um, a couple

666
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,360
S19: of times, which is New Zealand's number one golf course.

667
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,440
S19: Got to be invited to play there or be a member.

668
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,000
S19: You've played there with a friend of ours, Israel Adesanya,

669
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,000
S19: the last stylebender. How does he go golf? How did

670
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,960
S19: those rounds go? And how much have you played here?

671
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:03,680
S18: Uh, the. We had one round together. We played at, uh, tiara, and, uh,

672
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,600
S18: it was fun. His brother came and a couple friends.

673
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,840
S18: We had a good time. Um, he he loves his golf.

674
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,000
S18: Pretty funny. You know, maybe. Maybe you wouldn't think a

675
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,880
S18: surf would love golf. Maybe you wouldn't think a fighter

676
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,680
S18: would love golf. But, you know, there's just some burning

677
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,370
S18: desire there to improve the technique that that resides within us.

678
00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:24,650
S18: But as far as it goes, I just love it.

679
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:28,090
S18: Rick Kane, who's the founder of the club, uh, we

680
00:31:28,090 --> 00:31:30,770
S18: became friends about close to ten years ago, and he's

681
00:31:30,770 --> 00:31:33,410
S18: invited me to play as a member, guest tournaments with him.

682
00:31:33,410 --> 00:31:35,770
S18: And I've become really close friends with my buddy Reuben,

683
00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:38,890
S18: who's a caddie up there, and he surfs the area. And, uh,

684
00:31:38,890 --> 00:31:41,130
S18: so I really enjoy getting back there now.

685
00:31:41,170 --> 00:31:45,290
S20: Kelly, it smells here. The cells coming to to Raglan

686
00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:47,730
S20: when you were at the top of your game, how

687
00:31:47,730 --> 00:31:51,890
S20: often did you come to New Zealand to surf? Obviously competitively. Uh,

688
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:54,970
S20: not that often, but what are your memories of surfing

689
00:31:54,970 --> 00:31:56,530
S20: New Zealand, and did you just turn up at breaks

690
00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:58,730
S20: and people go, bro, are you Kelly Slater?

691
00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:03,250
S18: I actually don't have much surf history in New Zealand. Uh,

692
00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:05,850
S18: I have probably more golf history. We've never had a

693
00:32:05,850 --> 00:32:09,730
S18: World Tour event. We've had qualifying series events, um, like

694
00:32:09,730 --> 00:32:13,250
S18: just smaller events, but never had a full fledged world

695
00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:16,750
S18: tour event in, in New Zealand until now. so that'll

696
00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:20,670
S18: be great. Billy Stairmand got, uh, you know, your New

697
00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:22,870
S18: Zealand boy got the, uh, wild card. And I think

698
00:32:22,870 --> 00:32:25,190
S18: there's one more up for grabs for someone through a

699
00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:28,310
S18: trials of some sort, so that'll be super exciting. Obviously,

700
00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:30,870
S18: Raglan's sort of the premier. Name when you when you

701
00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:33,830
S18: hear about surfing in New Zealand. So it should be

702
00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:35,990
S18: a really great event. I imagine the crowds will turn

703
00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:38,830
S18: up pretty huge. Hopefully you get some really great surf.

704
00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:40,230
S18: It's a good time of year for it.

705
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:43,990
S1: I cannot wait for that. Yeah, I've already booked my accommodation.

706
00:32:43,990 --> 00:32:46,670
S1: I'll be down there. It's also the weekend of my birthday.

707
00:32:46,710 --> 00:32:48,830
S2: Yeah. What a treat you are in for.

708
00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:50,670
S1: I haven't seen you since I was 14, but I'm

709
00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:51,350
S1: here for it.

710
00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:54,470
S2: Yeah, mate, there'll be no space in the lineup at all. Um,

711
00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:56,270
S2: they didn't touch on it. Or maybe they did in the.

712
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:58,510
S1: Hang on. Did you think I wanted to go down

713
00:32:58,550 --> 00:32:59,270
S1: there to surf?

714
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,030
S2: I thought you might have been giving it a crack

715
00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:02,950
S2: for the first time.

716
00:33:02,990 --> 00:33:05,270
S1: Excuse me. Kelly. Locals only.

717
00:33:05,310 --> 00:33:05,750
S2: Hey, guys.

718
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:06,990
S1: Do you mind if I grab this one on my

719
00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:09,950
S1: boogie board? Hey, it's more the fact that I haven't

720
00:33:09,950 --> 00:33:12,150
S1: paid much attention to it over the straight hander.

721
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:14,230
S2: Um, but he, um, they didn't touch on it in

722
00:33:14,230 --> 00:33:18,090
S2: the chat there, but, uh, Kelly Slater and Izzy Dag, uh,

723
00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:21,530
S2: basically played six holes on six different courses, and they

724
00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:25,690
S2: got there, and the the golf cart was a helicopter, including, uh,

725
00:33:25,690 --> 00:33:30,450
S2: the new golf course at Glendhu Bay. Um, which is incredible. Um,

726
00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,370
S2: which Derby's old man owns? Well.

727
00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:34,530
S1: On Lake. Warner Lake. Wanaka.

728
00:33:34,570 --> 00:33:37,090
S2: Yeah. Impressive. Like such an insane setup.

729
00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:41,690
S1: That's cool man. Uh, next placemakers Total Recall. Uh, your

730
00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:45,370
S1: chance went up to $500 in placemakers vouchers. If you'd

731
00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:48,210
S1: like to play. Oh, eight handed rock foam. We'll explain

732
00:33:48,210 --> 00:33:49,810
S1: all and get you on after this.

733
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:53,210
S13: After was 90.2 Auckland.

734
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,570
S10: The rocks Jay and dunk.

735
00:33:54,610 --> 00:33:55,450
S13: The rock drive.

736
00:33:57,450 --> 00:33:59,170
S1: Hello there. If you just joined us we asked this

737
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:01,090
S1: question before the break. It was our quick one. How

738
00:34:01,090 --> 00:34:03,010
S1: many eggs does a praying mantis lay?

739
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,330
S2: Uh praying mantis female praying mantis can spit out anywhere

740
00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:10,290
S2: between 50 and 400 eggs at one time, encased in

741
00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:13,130
S2: a hardened foam structure called an theca.

742
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:17,820
S1: That's too many. I don't think the world would be like, oh,

743
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:20,100
S1: there's no more praying mantises, are they?

744
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:22,500
S2: They also eat the male after banging the May.

745
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,980
S1: Oh, yeah, I heard they eat 2 or 3 if

746
00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:27,020
S1: they've had a real good go on the malnourished.

747
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:31,580
S2: Imagine Bonny Blue was a praying mantis. Should we chock

748
00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:32,020
S2: a block?

749
00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:35,500
S1: Let's not give a chance to win big with picnics.

750
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751
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752
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753
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754
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755
00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:56,460
S1: mates Shandong Thursday afternoon. How do we get to hear

756
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,860
S1: now this coming weekend? It feels like we've had preseason

757
00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:02,300
S1: games for weeks on end. Well, we actually have. But

758
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,980
S1: the NRL kicks off and Vegas, which is awesome. Allegiant

759
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:10,260
S1: Stadium and there is a couple of games. 315 Sunday

760
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:14,360
S1: afternoon sees the, um, Newcastle Knights take on the Queensland

761
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,080
S1: Cowboys and then after that you've got Saint George taking on, uh,

762
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,160
S1: the Bulldogs. And I said this earlier and the odds

763
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,840
S1: have actually come down, but, uh, I reckon it's just

764
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,600
S1: the Cowboys are going to get up over the Knights

765
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,520
S1: and paying $1.55. And if you couple that up, this

766
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,520
S1: is the bit that I'm sort of same game multi

767
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,400
S1: looking at. And we are hosting a pot on um

768
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,120
S1: Sunday afternoon for this J.

769
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:40,360
S2: Yes. Reminder I'll be there. Just not physically. Probably not

770
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,680
S2: mentally either but I'll be there.

771
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,400
S1: Your body will be there. I'll be doing the work.

772
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,680
S1: That's okay because I'm used to that.

773
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:49,080
S2: Yeah. Um, we're keeping we're consistent with our approach.

774
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,960
S1: The Knights have lost their last five games. Cowboys have

775
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,840
S1: won two of the last three. Their last one was

776
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,040
S1: a loss though. And then so we have a look

777
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,440
S1: at the top like the favorite try anytime try scorer

778
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,960
S1: Murray Toolangi. Yeah it's meant to be mate. My son's

779
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,480
S1: name is Muzz as well. Um get him in there.

780
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,240
S1: And so that's paying like 270 or something like that

781
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,450
S1: for a same game multi Happy days, I reckon.

782
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,490
S2: This isn't a bad one, Dominic. Young Scott Drinkwater and

783
00:36:14,490 --> 00:36:17,610
S2: Tom Dearden. End times, all of them. 1824.

784
00:36:18,170 --> 00:36:21,570
S1: Yeah, I'm going off the bulk. Any time. Try scorers.

785
00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:24,370
S2: But that's like this is one. Here's another, here's another.

786
00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:26,290
S2: This is out of the bit social part. So these

787
00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:28,130
S2: are the popular ones. So basically this is a five

788
00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:33,010
S2: legger that 414 other people have punted on. Fletcher sharp

789
00:36:33,010 --> 00:36:37,250
S2: any time Greg Mazure any time Jackson. Purdue. Any time. Murray. Toolangi.

790
00:36:37,290 --> 00:36:39,210
S2: Any time. Tommy Dearden. Any time.

791
00:36:39,410 --> 00:36:42,690
S1: One 1518 yeah, but then you go, you basically could

792
00:36:42,690 --> 00:36:45,370
S1: be picking every try scorer in the game.

793
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:46,010
S2: Yeah.

794
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:47,050
S1: That's tricky.

795
00:36:47,090 --> 00:36:47,810
S2: It's been done.

796
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:51,770
S1: Not that many times. Anyway, these are the arguments myself

797
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:53,450
S1: and Jay will have in the hour lead up to

798
00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:54,650
S1: spin in the Rockpile.

799
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:58,450
S2: Yeah, because I like to go these monstrous Maltese, um,

800
00:36:58,570 --> 00:37:00,850
S2: and dunk's a bit more. Just make money, you know?

801
00:37:00,890 --> 00:37:02,770
S1: Do you know what, though? Jay will hit one and win, like,

802
00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:05,490
S1: 30 grand one time, and I'll just never hear the

803
00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:07,530
S1: end of it. Yeah, yeah, never.

804
00:37:07,770 --> 00:37:11,070
S2: 26 is as the year of the 26 league multi.

805
00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:13,830
S2: You watch this space.

806
00:37:13,870 --> 00:37:16,630
S1: Can you even get a 26 league multi on the

807
00:37:16,630 --> 00:37:17,350
S1: same game.

808
00:37:17,390 --> 00:37:19,190
S2: No not on the same game. I'm going to put

809
00:37:19,190 --> 00:37:21,910
S2: it across everything. I'll be doing hamster racing all the

810
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,110
S2: way through to inline figure skating.

811
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812
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813
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814
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815
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:38,630
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816
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817
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818
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819
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820
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821
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822
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823
00:37:57,790 --> 00:38:00,150
S2: Ah, I didn't even know this. This is once again

824
00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:02,470
S2: in the Bet social, um, part of it. So they've

825
00:38:02,470 --> 00:38:06,470
S2: got markets popular. And then for you as same game multi.

826
00:38:06,630 --> 00:38:08,810
S2: So you can go up to ten bucks for your

827
00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:11,450
S2: same game. Multi 10 to 20 gives you all the odds.

828
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:14,170
S2: 20 to 50 and then 50 plus. So you hit

829
00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:15,730
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830
00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:18,250
S2: the betting options there. That's cool. Very cool.

831
00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:20,210
S1: They keep making that app better and better don't they

832
00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:24,810
S1: obviously are 18 punt responsibly uh get texting you to 3520.

833
00:38:24,850 --> 00:38:26,450
S1: Give us four minutes and we'll be back with the

834
00:38:26,450 --> 00:38:27,690
S1: winner after the offspring.

835
00:38:28,690 --> 00:38:30,050
S21: He speaks the bullshit.

836
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,050
S10: Jay and dunk.

837
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:31,970
S13: The rock. Drive.

838
00:38:33,970 --> 00:38:37,010
S1: The offspring self esteem and his rock driving the rock G.

839
00:38:37,010 --> 00:38:39,290
S1: I hope that camera in there is capturing Benny Boy,

840
00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:41,850
S1: trying to drag that wire out of the back of

841
00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:47,850
S1: the desk there. They look like hard work, bro. Yeah,

842
00:38:47,850 --> 00:38:50,050
S1: it looks luggage. If you're new to the show, Benny

843
00:38:50,050 --> 00:38:53,490
S1: Boy is our executive producer. The replacement of show boss Tiggs,

844
00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:57,050
S1: who went to Walkinshaw Racing Supercars team.

845
00:38:57,050 --> 00:38:58,930
S2: And she's loving every second of it at the moment,

846
00:38:58,930 --> 00:39:01,450
S2: which is great. And I think she quickly realized how

847
00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:05,540
S2: much work goes into packing out of a Supercars event, Mhm.

848
00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:07,780
S2: Particularly when you normally get three hours and you get

849
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:08,540
S2: an hour and a half.

850
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,420
S1: They got the Monday off after the racing so it's

851
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,580
S1: quite good. So they're in Melbourne next weekend. Yeah. And

852
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:14,100
S1: then a couple of weeks later in Taupo.

853
00:39:14,140 --> 00:39:17,540
S2: Which in it's like Melbourne coincides with the formula one.

854
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:18,660
S2: So it's just sick.

855
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,660
S1: Crazy. You've done that.

856
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:22,180
S2: Yeah. It's it's one of the greatest weekends around.

857
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:23,780
S1: I haven't done that. I need to do that.

858
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:27,020
S2: Yeah. It's particularly if you get some real you get

859
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:29,500
S2: some real good individuals together and you get a really

860
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:32,660
S2: cruisey number on a corporate gift, you know, corporate sort

861
00:39:32,660 --> 00:39:34,020
S2: of hosting suite setup.

862
00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:35,900
S1: Well, that'd be the way to do it. That would

863
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,540
S1: be way everyone would do it if they could.

864
00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:40,740
S2: Red bull, I know you're listening. Send this over.

865
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:41,420
S1: Oh, yeah.

866
00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:42,380
S2: Let's take a team.

867
00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:44,660
S1: I look like a Red bull athlete. I look good

868
00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:45,780
S1: on all their photos.

869
00:39:45,820 --> 00:39:46,100
S2: Yeah.

870
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,260
S1: Wouldn't I if I sucked it in a little bit?

871
00:39:48,580 --> 00:39:49,060
S1: Not a lot.

872
00:39:49,100 --> 00:39:50,940
S2: They might look to be firing somebody out of a cannon.

873
00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:53,140
S2: I reckon you would. You'd fit the bill.

874
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:57,540
S1: You're not going to start the race for.

875
00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:59,260
S2: Just dunk across the course.

876
00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:04,220
S1: Um, now, I also want to get you to go

877
00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:06,600
S1: to State of Origin this year. Yeah. Bucket list. So

878
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,000
S1: we're doing Bathurst later in the year. That's a special place.

879
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,480
S2: Um, those packages are still available to, uh, if you're

880
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:12,920
S2: wanting to go.

881
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,680
S1: I've got some left.

882
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,160
S2: Yeah, I think there might be a couple left.

883
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,040
S1: Alright, well, I'm going to guess because we've talked about

884
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,320
S1: it for a couple of weeks at Bathurst A3520. If

885
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,440
S1: you want to join me and Jane Bathurst that's going

886
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,160
S1: to be awesome. Now back to Beecher and the NRL.

887
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,880
S1: First uh, round is this weekend in Vegas. Couple of

888
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:33,120
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889
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,400
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890
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,280
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891
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,200
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892
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,880
S2: wish you all the very best of luck. Brian fogarty. Congratulations,

893
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,800
S2: Brian Fogarty. Good on you. So if you, um, if,

894
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,640
S2: you know Big Bri unit, swing around his place because

895
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,040
S2: he's gonna have some great Tucker during the, um, the

896
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,560
S2: during the league on Sunday.

897
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,400
S13: Tell us what's next, fellas.

898
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,440
S2: Uh, it looks to be the great Dargaville toilet fiasco

899
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,570
S2: of 2013 has reared its ugly head again.

900
00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:08,650
S1: Headset. Are we going to revisit that? Mhm. That's the

901
00:41:08,650 --> 00:41:10,970
S1: story that needs to be told on a Thursday evening.

902
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:11,810
S2: It is indeed.

903
00:41:11,930 --> 00:41:13,690
S1: If you're like oh what is that. Well we're going

904
00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:15,250
S1: to have it for 5:10.

905
00:41:15,290 --> 00:41:17,650
S2: You were given the opportunity to go somewhere nice. And

906
00:41:17,650 --> 00:41:20,050
S2: this is the reason why you no longer go anywhere nice.

907
00:41:20,090 --> 00:41:22,090
S13: Like the sound of that. You can get the link

908
00:41:22,090 --> 00:41:22,970
S13: in the show notes.

909
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:27,250
S22: Oh ho ho ho! He's a working class man.

910
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:30,970
S1: G'day, battlers. Drunk driving you home. Thanks to our mates

911
00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:33,610
S1: at Novus Glass. Yeah, Novus, if you've got a chip

912
00:41:33,610 --> 00:41:35,970
S1: or crack on your windscreen this summer just calling to

913
00:41:35,970 --> 00:41:37,570
S1: your local branch, they'll sort it out for you.

914
00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:41,210
S2: We've got some international correspondents for late mail. And also,

915
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:44,130
S2: you know, you've always wanted to hear it. If the

916
00:41:44,170 --> 00:41:47,610
S2: Michael Jackson hit song Billie Jean was done as an

917
00:41:47,610 --> 00:41:49,170
S2: Irish folk song cover.

918
00:41:49,330 --> 00:41:50,890
S1: Oh, man, that's so good.

919
00:41:51,850 --> 00:41:53,530
S2: Would you say better than the original?

920
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,330
S1: Yep. Didn't even have to think about that for too long.

921
00:41:57,370 --> 00:42:01,010
S1: Tom Petty learning to fly the rock with your old mates.

922
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:03,830
S13: Jane the Rock drive podcast.

923
00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:13,950
S1: The rainfall. Nothing makes sense. I just want to. Can

924
00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:17,590
S1: we just pretend this is, uh, hasn't just happened? Okay. Uh,

925
00:42:17,590 --> 00:42:20,110
S1: and so Jay's talking off air during that song, and

926
00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:21,110
S1: he's saying to me.

927
00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:25,390
S2: Guess how many, um, endemic CKD species there are in

928
00:42:25,390 --> 00:42:28,150
S2: New Zealand? Ooh. And because very loud at the moment,

929
00:42:28,150 --> 00:42:29,270
S2: very cicada.

930
00:42:29,310 --> 00:42:34,190
S1: The boy listening through the glass window there says instantly 42.

931
00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:38,430
S2: 42 cicada species in New Zealand. That's why.

932
00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:40,750
S1: Pacquiao. How did you know that, Benny boy?

933
00:42:41,070 --> 00:42:43,110
S13: I think we've got exactly the same Instagram feed. I

934
00:42:43,110 --> 00:42:43,950
S13: saw it last night.

935
00:42:43,990 --> 00:42:48,070
S2: Okay. Yeah. Oh, what's happened is, as women become in sync,

936
00:42:48,350 --> 00:42:50,470
S2: the three of us have most definitely become in sync.

937
00:42:50,510 --> 00:42:52,670
S2: And in terms of our algorithms.

938
00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:55,190
S1: That's a concern. Yeah.

939
00:42:56,070 --> 00:42:58,150
S2: Which depending on who's got the strongest.

940
00:42:58,270 --> 00:43:01,290
S1: Everyone's talking about it. It's just all coming up in

941
00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:03,370
S1: your matched algorithm.

942
00:43:03,770 --> 00:43:03,890
S2: Well.

943
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,490
S1: It's pretty impressive, though.

944
00:43:05,530 --> 00:43:06,650
S2: That's amazing.

945
00:43:06,690 --> 00:43:09,130
S1: I think I've got all 42 of those species in

946
00:43:09,130 --> 00:43:11,730
S1: the bank and behind my house. It's that loud?

947
00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:14,930
S2: You probably do. Uh, and then another. My my only

948
00:43:14,930 --> 00:43:17,170
S2: other disturbing little bug fact that I've got is that

949
00:43:17,170 --> 00:43:21,050
S2: they have discovered a caterpillar. Which is this how this

950
00:43:21,090 --> 00:43:25,090
S2: is nature at its absolute best. They've discovered a caterpillar

951
00:43:25,330 --> 00:43:29,250
S2: that kills other insects and then sews the insects bodies

952
00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:32,530
S2: to his back. So it's like a full, like a

953
00:43:32,530 --> 00:43:34,250
S2: full Hannibal Lecter set up.

954
00:43:34,290 --> 00:43:34,650
S1: Ooh.

955
00:43:35,290 --> 00:43:38,250
S2: Yeah. So it walks around with all of the skeletons

956
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,290
S2: of these flies that it eats on its back.

957
00:43:41,010 --> 00:43:42,090
S1: That's pretty badass.

958
00:43:42,130 --> 00:43:43,330
S2: That's pretty badass.

959
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:47,170
S1: Yeah, you wouldn't mess with them. Uh, and keeping with

960
00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:49,650
S1: native species here in New Zealand as well. Jam this

961
00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:53,930
S1: one in, too. Before we get to this outrageous AI song. Uh,

962
00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:57,890
S1: different cover of, uh, Billie Jean's Michael Jackson's Billie Jean.

963
00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:01,780
S1: The kakapo have had a great season of rooting.

964
00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:02,260
S2: Yes.

965
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:05,380
S1: Slamming the the berries, getting them. I don't know if

966
00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:08,460
S1: they've been getting drunk and frisky or whatever, but. How's this?

967
00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:11,860
S1: This is, course, the flightless parrot. Um, only place in

968
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:13,820
S1: the world is here in New Zealand. New Zealand, you

969
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:16,580
S1: get them? They were near extinction ten years ago. There

970
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:18,860
S1: was only 50 left. Now there's like 200. I reckon

971
00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:20,460
S1: this is going to be one of the biggest seasons

972
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,140
S1: ever for them.

973
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:24,380
S2: Yeah, it gets exponentially better the more they bang.

974
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:28,100
S1: They should do pay per views for that. Oh yes.

975
00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:31,860
S1: You were saying before was it? Okay. Moving on here

976
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:35,380
S1: is this air cover. It's ridiculous. This is, uh, what

977
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:40,180
S1: if Michael Jackson's, uh, Billie Jean was an Irish folk song.

978
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:44,780
S23: She was more like a beauty queen from a film scene.

979
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:49,700
S23: I said, don't mind, but what do you mean? I

980
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:50,900
S23: am the voice.

981
00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:51,460
S11: Down.

982
00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:56,420
S23: Who will dance on the floor in the round. She

983
00:44:56,420 --> 00:45:00,640
S23: said I am the one who will dance on the

984
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,440
S23: floor in the round.

985
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,120
S24: Of mine.

986
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,520
S2: Whipping into a thick, creamy pint and having to listen to.

987
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:09,960
S24: That.

988
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,720
S23: As she caused a scene. Then every head turned with

989
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:20,080
S23: eyes that dreamed of being the one who would dance

990
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:27,080
S23: on the floor in the round. But Billie Jean is

991
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:31,400
S23: not my lover. Oh my God, oh my God, she's

992
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,280
S23: just a girl who claims that I am the one.

993
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,800
S23: But the kid is not my son. She says I

994
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:40,720
S23: am very cool.

995
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,280
S1: Do you know, um. I forget what website it is,

996
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:49,440
S1: but there's like a, uh. I'm feeling lucky button when

997
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,160
S1: you can't make a decision. They need that on Spotify, eh?

998
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:52,560
S2: Yeah.

999
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,080
S1: And then it just goes bang. Whacks you some Irish

1000
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,650
S1: folk music just to mix things up. See the bloody

1001
00:45:58,690 --> 00:46:02,490
S1: K-pop demon hunters mixed in with tool at the moment?

1002
00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:04,370
S1: And Yungblud, which is what the kids are into.

1003
00:46:04,410 --> 00:46:07,570
S2: Yeah, I'm loving a little, loving a little sort of

1004
00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:10,210
S2: ramshackle runaway on some of those tracks that we've been

1005
00:46:10,210 --> 00:46:10,770
S2: listening to.

1006
00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:14,210
S1: Yeah, it's good man. Uh yungbluds. Um, IDLES volume two

1007
00:46:14,210 --> 00:46:16,210
S1: or whatever it's called. Very good. There's some real good

1008
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:19,250
S1: tunes in there. My boys have been absolutely loving it.

1009
00:46:19,650 --> 00:46:20,970
S1: Give us a couple of moments. Got to be back

1010
00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:23,410
S1: with all the details. How you can be off to

1011
00:46:24,330 --> 00:46:28,090
S1: the Daytona 500 Speedway to see Foo Fighters and Guns

1012
00:46:28,090 --> 00:46:33,730
S1: N roses, and we'll stick with America. The latest proposed

1013
00:46:33,770 --> 00:46:38,650
S1: USC white House fight card. The strokes last night. Rock

1014
00:46:38,650 --> 00:46:39,450
S1: drive on the Rock.

1015
00:46:40,210 --> 00:46:41,970
S13: The Rock drive podcast.

1016
00:46:41,970 --> 00:46:45,250
S1: Linkin Park up in your bottom. It is rock. Drive

1017
00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:49,170
S1: on the Rock. And tomorrow is your last chance before

1018
00:46:49,170 --> 00:46:51,810
S1: 5 p.m. to hear your boarding call. You got to

1019
00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:54,870
S1: be caller number 12 for Rock the globe 12. Your

1020
00:46:54,870 --> 00:46:58,190
S1: chance to spend five nights in Florida at the Daytona

1021
00:46:58,230 --> 00:47:03,390
S1: Speedway and headline acts Foo Fighters, guns N roses. 160

1022
00:47:03,430 --> 00:47:07,150
S1: plus bands across this bill. And, um, yeah, just one

1023
00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:09,870
S1: more chance. So we'll make we'll make the draw for that.

1024
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:13,510
S1: Like tomorrow night at 5:10 and someone's going.

1025
00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:15,310
S2: That's a quick turnaround, isn't it?

1026
00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:16,470
S1: Oh. It's crazy.

1027
00:47:17,030 --> 00:47:20,630
S2: Um, the UFC, white House. Yes. This is what, like it's.

1028
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:23,550
S2: They've announced that, um, Pereira is going to be up

1029
00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:27,190
S2: against Chimaev, which is going to be a great fight.

1030
00:47:27,550 --> 00:47:29,750
S1: Not if someone rolls all over the other one.

1031
00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:32,030
S2: That's what I'm. Yeah, I think that a lot of

1032
00:47:32,030 --> 00:47:34,550
S2: people will be learning from that last fight that he

1033
00:47:34,550 --> 00:47:36,150
S2: had and just going, I can't be bothered with the

1034
00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:36,750
S2: smother fest.

1035
00:47:36,790 --> 00:47:39,350
S1: Oh, surely Dana won't just be like bra backhand. I'll

1036
00:47:39,350 --> 00:47:40,950
S1: give you a million bucks if you don't roll all

1037
00:47:40,950 --> 00:47:42,350
S1: over him. No one wants to see that this is

1038
00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:43,390
S1: Memorial Weekend.

1039
00:47:43,430 --> 00:47:47,110
S2: The hope was that Pereira would fight Ciryl Gane and

1040
00:47:47,110 --> 00:47:48,470
S2: that he would jump up to heavyweight.

1041
00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:49,430
S1: Oh, yeah, that would have been good.

1042
00:47:49,430 --> 00:47:51,270
S2: That would be quite sick. Um, the other, uh, the

1043
00:47:51,270 --> 00:47:53,890
S2: other fights that they reckon will we'll be getting announced

1044
00:47:53,930 --> 00:47:56,090
S2: a tapuria versus Justin Gaethje.

1045
00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:56,730
S1: Oh.

1046
00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:57,890
S2: Which is that one?

1047
00:47:57,930 --> 00:47:58,410
S1: Yes, yes.

1048
00:47:58,410 --> 00:48:03,330
S2: Yes, that'll be a monster. Harrison versus Nunez. Um, females. Um,

1049
00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:05,650
S2: McGregor versus Diaz three.

1050
00:48:06,130 --> 00:48:07,210
S1: That hasn't been confirmed.

1051
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:09,330
S2: No no no no no. But that's what they're wanting.

1052
00:48:09,330 --> 00:48:10,450
S1: And I would love that.

1053
00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:13,410
S2: And, uh, Colby Covington versus Paddy Pimblett is another one

1054
00:48:13,410 --> 00:48:15,970
S2: that they've, um, said would be a possibility.

1055
00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:21,490
S1: The McGregor Diaz fight would be like a nice nostalgic fight, almost.

1056
00:48:21,530 --> 00:48:23,090
S1: You'd want to see it, but, you know, it's not

1057
00:48:23,090 --> 00:48:24,370
S1: going to be at the level of some of those

1058
00:48:24,370 --> 00:48:26,970
S1: other fights we've had recently. Because I've been out of

1059
00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:28,130
S1: the game for quite a while.

1060
00:48:28,130 --> 00:48:30,490
S2: I'd want to see Aspinall versus Jon Jones.

1061
00:48:31,290 --> 00:48:35,330
S1: What's, um, Nick Diaz? Imagine him fighting McGregor. I would

1062
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:37,010
S1: love to see that. He was way better than Nate,

1063
00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:38,770
S1: but then ended up getting banned from the sport for

1064
00:48:38,770 --> 00:48:41,210
S1: like six years for smoking weed. Now it's legal in

1065
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:41,850
S1: every state.

1066
00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:42,810
S2: Yeah, that's.

1067
00:48:42,810 --> 00:48:44,370
S1: Right. He was always the better fighter.

1068
00:48:44,410 --> 00:48:45,890
S2: Yeah, he was crazy good.

1069
00:48:45,930 --> 00:48:47,610
S1: Yeah. And also crazy.

1070
00:48:47,650 --> 00:48:48,050
S2: Yeah.

1071
00:48:48,330 --> 00:48:51,260
S1: Which was like crazy versus crazy. It would be awesome.

1072
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:54,940
S1: What about you? Go. I mean, probably slightly unfair, but

1073
00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:58,260
S1: it's like, imagine, um, say, Nick does two rounds. Nate

1074
00:48:58,300 --> 00:48:59,820
S1: does two. Three rounds.

1075
00:49:00,460 --> 00:49:03,580
S2: Like a a tag team UFC event would be awesome.

1076
00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:05,300
S1: Conor would be the one to say yes to that.

1077
00:49:05,340 --> 00:49:08,500
S2: Yeah, yeah, you you two fighters and you basically can

1078
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,700
S2: tag out if you're, like, about to get choked out,

1079
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:11,620
S2: you can tap out.

1080
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:14,380
S1: This is why we're not in charge.

1081
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:15,020
S2: Yeah, yeah.

1082
00:49:15,060 --> 00:49:15,580
S1: You can switch.

1083
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:16,980
S2: Out. It's just an endless fight.

1084
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:18,660
S1: Uh, righto. Give us a couple of moments. Got to

1085
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,260
S1: be back with late mail. A chance for us to

1086
00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:21,540
S1: get to some of the stuff we haven't had a

1087
00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:24,140
S1: chance to get to some correspondents from the UK as well.

1088
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:30,220
S1: One of our big UK rock listeners, Danny Carroll. He's

1089
00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:31,700
S1: a great man. Loves it.

1090
00:49:31,980 --> 00:49:33,100
S2: Good to have you with us, mate.

1091
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:35,620
S1: Grinspoon. Chemical heart on the Rock.

1092
00:49:35,820 --> 00:49:37,100
S13: How are you? Thanks for listening.

1093
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,260
S1: Linkin Park up in your bottom. It is rock. Drive

1094
00:49:40,260 --> 00:49:44,300
S1: on the rock and tomorrow is your last chance before

1095
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:46,940
S1: 5 p.m. to hear your boarding call. You got to

1096
00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:49,960
S1: be caller number 12 for Rock the globe 12. Your

1097
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,280
S1: chance to spend five nights in Florida at the Daytona

1098
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:58,480
S1: Speedway and headline acts Foo Fighters, guns N roses. 160

1099
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,240
S1: plus bands across this bill. And, um, yeah, just one

1100
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,960
S1: more chance. So we'll make we'll make the draw for that.

1101
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,600
S1: Like tomorrow night at 5:10 at May. Someone's going.

1102
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,400
S2: That's a quick turnaround, isn't it?

1103
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,560
S1: Oh it's crazy.

1104
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,800
S2: Um, the UFC, white House.

1105
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,440
S1: Yes.

1106
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,720
S2: This is what, like it's. They've announced that, um, Pereira

1107
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:21,240
S2: is going to be up against Shamir, which is going

1108
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,280
S2: to be a great fight.

1109
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,800
S1: Not if someone rolls all over the other one.

1110
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,080
S2: That's what I'm. Yeah, I think that a lot of

1111
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,640
S2: people will be learning from that last fight that he

1112
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,280
S2: had and just going, I can't be bothered with this

1113
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:31,840
S2: mother fest.

1114
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,440
S1: Oh, surely Dana won't just be like bra, backhand. I'll

1115
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,040
S1: give you a million bucks if you don't roll all

1116
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,440
S1: over him. No one wants to see that this is

1117
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,480
S1: Memorial Weekend.

1118
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,200
S2: The hope was that Pereira would fight Cyril Gahan and

1119
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,560
S2: that he would jump up to heavyweight.

1120
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,480
S1: Oh, yeah, that would have been good.

1121
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,360
S2: That would be quite sick. Um, the other, uh, the

1122
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,330
S2: other fights that they reckon will be getting announced a

1123
00:50:49,650 --> 00:50:52,970
S2: tapuria versus Justin Gaethje. Oh, which is that one?

1124
00:50:53,010 --> 00:50:53,530
S1: Yes, yes.

1125
00:50:53,530 --> 00:50:58,450
S2: Yes, that'll be a monster. Harrison versus Nunez. Um, females. Um,

1126
00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,730
S2: McGregor versus Diaz three.

1127
00:51:01,210 --> 00:51:02,330
S1: That hasn't been confirmed.

1128
00:51:02,370 --> 00:51:04,410
S2: No no no no no. But that's what they're wanting.

1129
00:51:04,410 --> 00:51:05,530
S1: And I would love that.

1130
00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:08,490
S2: And, uh, Colby Covington versus Paddy Pimblett is another one

1131
00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:11,050
S2: that they've, um, said would be a possibility.

1132
00:51:11,090 --> 00:51:16,610
S1: The McGregor Diaz fight would be like a fight almost.

1133
00:51:16,610 --> 00:51:18,170
S1: You'd want to see it, but, you know, it's not

1134
00:51:18,170 --> 00:51:19,450
S1: going to be at the level of some of those

1135
00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:22,050
S1: other fights we've had recently. Because I've been out of

1136
00:51:22,050 --> 00:51:23,210
S1: the game for quite a while.

1137
00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:25,570
S2: I'd want to see Aspinall versus Jon Jones.

1138
00:51:26,370 --> 00:51:30,410
S1: What's, um, Nick Diaz? Imagine him fighting McGregor. I would

1139
00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:32,090
S1: love to see that. He was way better than Nate,

1140
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:33,850
S1: but then ended up getting banned from the sport for

1141
00:51:33,850 --> 00:51:36,130
S1: like six years for smoking weed. And now it's legal

1142
00:51:36,130 --> 00:51:36,970
S1: in every state.

1143
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,010
S2: Yeah, that's.

1144
00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:39,170
S1: He was always the better.

1145
00:51:39,170 --> 00:51:40,970
S2: Fighter. Yeah, he was crazy good.

1146
00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:42,690
S1: Yeah. And also crazy.

1147
00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:43,130
S2: Yeah.

1148
00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:46,410
S1: Which was like crazy versus crazy. It would be awesome.

1149
00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:50,030
S1: What about you? Go. I mean, probably slightly unfair, but

1150
00:51:50,030 --> 00:51:53,030
S1: I was like, imagine, um, say, Nick does two rounds.

1151
00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:54,990
S1: Nate does two. Three rounds.

1152
00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:58,510
S2: Like a a tag team UFC event would be awesome.

1153
00:51:58,710 --> 00:52:00,430
S1: Conor would be the one to say yes to that.

1154
00:52:00,430 --> 00:52:03,630
S2: Yeah. Yeah. You you two fighters and you basically can

1155
00:52:03,630 --> 00:52:05,790
S2: tag out if you're, like, about to get choked out,

1156
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:06,710
S2: you can tap out.

1157
00:52:08,270 --> 00:52:09,430
S1: This is why we're not in charge.

1158
00:52:09,470 --> 00:52:10,070
S2: Yeah, yeah.

1159
00:52:10,150 --> 00:52:10,710
S1: You can switch.

1160
00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:12,070
S2: Out. It's just an endless fight.

1161
00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:13,750
S1: Uh, righto. Give us a couple of moments. Got to

1162
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,350
S1: be back with late mail. A chance for us to

1163
00:52:15,350 --> 00:52:16,630
S1: get to some of the stuff we haven't had a

1164
00:52:16,630 --> 00:52:19,230
S1: chance to get to some correspondents from the UK as well.

1165
00:52:19,790 --> 00:52:25,350
S1: One of our UK rock listeners, Danny Carroll, is a

1166
00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:26,830
S1: great man. Loves it.

1167
00:52:27,070 --> 00:52:28,190
S2: Good to have you with us, mate.

1168
00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:30,670
S1: Grinspoon. Chemical heart on the Rock.

1169
00:52:30,710 --> 00:52:32,750
S13: Like the sound of that. You can get the link

1170
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:33,630
S13: in the show notes.

1171
00:52:33,670 --> 00:52:36,270
S1: Hell of a tune, an excess never tear us apart.

1172
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:39,190
S1: It is rock. Drive in the Rock. Thursday evening we're

1173
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:42,630
S1: almost on the home run to the weekend. And a

1174
00:52:42,630 --> 00:52:44,230
S1: little bit of late. Mail for you now. A chance

1175
00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:45,570
S1: for us to get to some of the stuff we

1176
00:52:45,570 --> 00:52:49,450
S1: haven't had a chance to get to. Oh, by the way,

1177
00:52:49,450 --> 00:52:50,810
S1: I forgot to tell you this earlier as well. If

1178
00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:53,410
S1: you are catching Air New Zealand flight anytime soon, they

1179
00:52:53,450 --> 00:52:56,250
S1: have now banned EarPods and all Bluetooth headphones from being

1180
00:52:56,250 --> 00:53:00,290
S1: put in checked luggage due to fire safety fears.

1181
00:53:00,330 --> 00:53:02,490
S2: I wonder if that's little speakers as well then.

1182
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:06,210
S1: One would imagine. So yes, anything with a lithium ion battery,

1183
00:53:06,210 --> 00:53:08,490
S1: they're not super keen being down there, are they?

1184
00:53:09,570 --> 00:53:14,290
S2: Understandably so. I've got a little bit international, um, international correspondence.

1185
00:53:14,330 --> 00:53:17,290
S1: Yeah, that's from Danny Carroll. So Danny Carroll is talking

1186
00:53:17,290 --> 00:53:20,050
S1: about something that's so good looking that it caused an accident.

1187
00:53:20,090 --> 00:53:22,570
S1: This is from yesterday's radio show. He said I went

1188
00:53:22,570 --> 00:53:24,610
S1: through a stage of buying old jags, and with the

1189
00:53:24,610 --> 00:53:26,450
S1: cost of fuel on the size of the fuel tanks,

1190
00:53:26,450 --> 00:53:29,530
S1: it was painful to fill them up. But then this happened.

1191
00:53:29,850 --> 00:53:31,970
S1: I pull up to the pumps, prepared to dump a

1192
00:53:31,970 --> 00:53:34,810
S1: month's salary into the beasts, and a little Porsche Boxster

1193
00:53:34,810 --> 00:53:36,610
S1: pulls up on the other side of the pump. On

1194
00:53:36,610 --> 00:53:40,050
S1: using out steps. A young lady in gym gear and

1195
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:42,410
S1: I couldn't tell you her name, but the chances are

1196
00:53:42,530 --> 00:53:45,220
S1: most blokes would be aware of her work and her

1197
00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:51,420
S1: educational biology films that she makes. Now I've got a

1198
00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:55,220
S1: girlfriend in the car and I'm side eyeing so hard

1199
00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:57,820
S1: I was nearly having a stroke as all this was

1200
00:53:57,820 --> 00:54:00,020
S1: going on. A gentleman has just finished filling up and

1201
00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:02,940
S1: is walking across the forecourt heading towards the shop, and

1202
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:07,860
S1: he notices the yoga pant wearing mattress. Actress completely misses

1203
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:11,460
S1: the sliding door, walks straight into the glass panel windows,

1204
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:15,020
S1: falls into the newspaper stand and it was just like

1205
00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:17,500
S1: the Yankees had won the World Series. I laughed. The

1206
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:22,100
S1: VPN Netflix girl looks horrified and in the chaos and

1207
00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:24,940
S1: I go in, I pay. I get back to the car,

1208
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:26,980
S1: giggling and say to the missus, oh my gosh, that

1209
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:29,460
S1: was so funny. She looks at me deadpan, says, if

1210
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:32,060
S1: you drove a mini, that would have been you dickhead.

1211
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:39,980
S1: Well played.

1212
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:44,360
S2: This is Sprinting into glass doors is one of the

1213
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,040
S2: funniest things you'll ever see.

1214
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,360
S1: When you have it, it's like there's certain sounds. When

1215
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:52,160
S1: it's like a sweet spot hit like a the middle

1216
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:55,440
S1: of a baseball bat, the perfect drive with a driver,

1217
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,920
S1: middle of a cricket bat, or like a kid's head

1218
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,880
S1: going into some safety glass at full speed. That sound.

1219
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,640
S1: There's nothing else quite like that.

1220
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,040
S2: Yeah.

1221
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,200
S1: Actually, I say kids like a like a drunk adult

1222
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,400
S1: bloke is better.

1223
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,040
S2: Our our lawyers, where they're situated in this building, they've

1224
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,880
S2: got a glass, basically a big glass plate at the

1225
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,120
S2: end of a hallway and that looks like where you

1226
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,840
S2: would walk into it, but you actually walk to the

1227
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,040
S2: side of the glass plate and into the building, and

1228
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:25,400
S2: the receptionist basically just sees people smudge their faces against

1229
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,680
S2: it every single day. I was like, why don't you

1230
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,760
S2: put a stripe on it? She's like, I could work

1231
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,680
S2: anywhere in the world, but I stay here just for

1232
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:36,240
S2: this alone. I was like, if you set up a

1233
00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:38,880
S2: camera above your head just as a security camera, you'd

1234
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,000
S2: make millions selling this on the internet.

1235
00:55:41,050 --> 00:55:46,850
S1: So I've just found a four minute 26 compilation. Baby.

1236
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:57,210
S1: It's a bloke in a dojo. That's it. That's a

1237
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:57,890
S1: kid in the mall.

1238
00:55:57,970 --> 00:55:59,090
S17: Donk, donk!

1239
00:56:00,050 --> 00:56:03,370
S1: It's weirdly enjoyable, am I? Is anyone else feeling that

1240
00:56:03,370 --> 00:56:04,210
S1: or am I weird?

1241
00:56:04,810 --> 00:56:07,090
S2: I mean, it is. There is a certain amount of

1242
00:56:07,090 --> 00:56:09,050
S2: pleasure that you take in other people's misery. And that's

1243
00:56:09,050 --> 00:56:09,890
S2: the human race.

1244
00:56:10,290 --> 00:56:14,290
S1: Yeah, yeah. We wanted to do a segment once about

1245
00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:19,850
S1: overweight people like me, uh, rolling down hills accidentally, I

1246
00:56:19,850 --> 00:56:23,970
S1: think weirdly enjoyable as well. It's due to the fact

1247
00:56:23,970 --> 00:56:25,770
S1: that there's not a lot of strength in the ankle.

1248
00:56:27,530 --> 00:56:30,330
S1: It can go. Trust me, I know you now.

1249
00:56:30,330 --> 00:56:32,410
S2: They do the you know, they do the challenge where

1250
00:56:32,410 --> 00:56:34,890
S2: they try and do the Whitney Houston drum beat, you know,

1251
00:56:34,930 --> 00:56:36,490
S2: like it became one of those things.

1252
00:56:36,490 --> 00:56:36,890
S1: Yes.

1253
00:56:37,210 --> 00:56:39,330
S2: I reckon you could do the same thing. You pick

1254
00:56:39,330 --> 00:56:41,790
S2: the point of terminal velocity of a big person just

1255
00:56:41,790 --> 00:56:42,790
S2: before they bin it?

1256
00:56:44,390 --> 00:56:46,070
S1: Yes, I'll give it a go.

1257
00:56:46,350 --> 00:56:48,790
S13: Listen to our other podcast. Not for radio. Wherever you're

1258
00:56:48,790 --> 00:56:51,230
S13: listening to this one, just search. Not for radio.

1259
00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:53,310
S1: Hello there. If you've just joined us. We asked this

1260
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:56,030
S1: question before the break. It was a quick one. How

1261
00:56:56,030 --> 00:56:59,790
S1: long does it take to fly to Antarctica from New Zealand?

1262
00:56:59,830 --> 00:57:03,290
S2: Flights out of Christchurch to Antarctica typically take between 5

1263
00:57:03,290 --> 00:57:05,310
S2: and 7 hours. It's much further than I thought it

1264
00:57:05,310 --> 00:57:05,790
S2: would be.

1265
00:57:06,950 --> 00:57:09,390
S1: So you could do a return in ten, because there

1266
00:57:09,390 --> 00:57:11,310
S1: used to be the flight that would go down there, right?

1267
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:14,310
S2: Would they do the Southern Lights flights where they fly

1268
00:57:14,310 --> 00:57:16,230
S2: out of there and they basically do a big, big loop.

1269
00:57:16,590 --> 00:57:19,710
S2: So you can see the southern lights, the aurora borealis.

1270
00:57:20,430 --> 00:57:23,750
S1: Jeez. I used to enjoy, uh, rugby bus trips across

1271
00:57:23,750 --> 00:57:26,230
S1: the Canterbury Plains, and that's pretty bloody boring to look at.

1272
00:57:26,230 --> 00:57:28,390
S1: I could do a booze cruise to Antarctica and back.

1273
00:57:28,390 --> 00:57:31,590
S1: No dramas as long as the drinks kept flowing.

1274
00:57:31,790 --> 00:57:34,230
S2: It's the. It's the boat trips where you fly into

1275
00:57:34,270 --> 00:57:36,950
S2: Argentina and go out of there. Those ones look crazy.

1276
00:57:37,470 --> 00:57:39,450
S1: Yeah. Your mate Logan done that?

1277
00:57:39,810 --> 00:57:41,810
S2: He did. He said it was epic. He's like, it

1278
00:57:41,810 --> 00:57:43,890
S2: is a bucket list must do thing. He's like that.

1279
00:57:43,890 --> 00:57:46,050
S2: And a safari. Job done.

1280
00:57:46,170 --> 00:57:46,570
S1: Mhm.

1281
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:49,530
S2: It's kind of the only places where you see it

1282
00:57:49,570 --> 00:57:52,730
S2: where it used to be, where it's just unchecked.

1283
00:57:53,050 --> 00:57:55,450
S1: I've seen the documentary The Lion King, the new one.

1284
00:57:55,730 --> 00:57:56,370
S2: Oh yeah.

1285
00:57:57,810 --> 00:57:58,610
S1: Pretty good.

1286
00:57:58,970 --> 00:57:59,450
S2: Mate.

1287
00:57:59,770 --> 00:58:00,610
S1: All the way over there.

1288
00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:03,090
S2: Better to get acting lines that can actually speak English

1289
00:58:03,090 --> 00:58:05,050
S2: as well as you can understand what they're talking about.

1290
00:58:05,090 --> 00:58:07,690
S1: Wow. I think that's just peanut butter on the tongue, mate.

1291
00:58:07,730 --> 00:58:08,850
S1: Stereogram in the rock.

1292
00:58:09,690 --> 00:58:11,330
S13: Get that link in the show notes.

1293
00:58:12,650 --> 00:58:15,210
S1: Guns N roses. That is the rock with Shane Dunk.

1294
00:58:15,290 --> 00:58:18,850
S1: And last drinks for a Thursday going to get delivered up. And, uh,

1295
00:58:18,890 --> 00:58:22,490
S1: also going to be dedicated to a very special athlete

1296
00:58:22,490 --> 00:58:24,890
S1: here in New Zealand. One of the all time greats.

1297
00:58:24,930 --> 00:58:27,970
S25: I'd love to have a beer with Duncan. I'd love

1298
00:58:27,970 --> 00:58:32,370
S25: to have a beer with Duncan. We drink in moderation

1299
00:58:32,570 --> 00:58:35,450
S25: and we never, ever, ever, ever old and drunk. We

1300
00:58:35,490 --> 00:58:39,900
S25: drink at the town and country where the atmosphere is great.

1301
00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:44,300
S25: I love to have a beer with Duncan cause Duncan's

1302
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:45,100
S25: mean mate.

1303
00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:45,740
S24: Yeah.

1304
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:50,380
S1: One of the most destructive and best rugby players of

1305
00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:54,860
S1: all time, Portia Woodman. Wickliffe has retired from international rugby.

1306
00:58:54,860 --> 00:58:56,980
S1: As of today. I'm going to run you through what

1307
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:59,180
S1: she achieved in her incredible career.

1308
00:58:59,220 --> 00:59:00,180
S2: Stats are amazing.

1309
00:59:00,220 --> 00:59:02,780
S1: Appointed officer of New Zealand Order of Merit that was

1310
00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:06,100
S1: just last year. Maori Sportswoman of the year 2017. World

1311
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:09,900
S1: Rugby Women's Sevens Player of the decade 2020. World Rugby

1312
00:59:09,940 --> 00:59:13,860
S1: Women's Player of the year 2017 and again in 2015.

1313
00:59:13,860 --> 00:59:17,340
S1: She scored her 50th test try at the 2025 Rugby

1314
00:59:17,340 --> 00:59:20,660
S1: World Cup, a historic milestone. She is the all time

1315
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:24,420
S1: leading test try scorer across both men's and women's rugby

1316
00:59:24,420 --> 00:59:28,060
S1: in New Zealand, so she surpassed Doug Howlett's record. She's

1317
00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:32,740
S1: the first woman to score 250 tries in the Sevens Series.

1318
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:37,400
S1: First woman to score 200 tries in the World Rugby

1319
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,320
S1: Sevens Series as well. Uh. She won the Rugby Sevens

1320
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:44,440
S1: World Cup titles in 2013 2018. She's got a Commonwealth

1321
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:48,080
S1: Games gold medal in the sevens. She was the winner

1322
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:51,920
S1: of the Women's Rugby World Cup in 2021, also 2017.

1323
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:55,640
S1: She got a silver medal in Rio Olympics and again

1324
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,920
S1: she went and got a medal at Paris in 2024,

1325
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,880
S1: four years before that. No dramas mate. I'll pick up

1326
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,320
S1: the one for Tokyo as well.

1327
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,000
S2: She is incredible.

1328
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,040
S1: Isn't that just crazy? Like what a special human.

1329
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:12,760
S2: Yeah, yeah. And, uh, obviously she feels like she's not

1330
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,920
S2: done in rugby completely. Um, and will be. Everyone's waiting

1331
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,120
S2: for the comeback because she's sort of nudged it and gone. Ah, look,

1332
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,760
S2: I'm done. But body is just unreal on it. Like,

1333
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,880
S2: it just has got years and years and years to play.

1334
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,360
S1: Well, she kind of had done that. And then she

1335
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,720
S1: came back last year didn't she. Yeah. For the World Cup.

1336
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,080
S2: Yeah. So I would be interested to see if she

1337
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,450
S2: can stay away from the game, because it just isn't

1338
01:00:34,450 --> 01:00:35,210
S2: the game without it.

1339
01:00:35,490 --> 01:00:38,490
S1: My only regret would not be putting more money on

1340
01:00:38,490 --> 01:00:40,690
S1: her to score two or more tries than all of

1341
01:00:40,690 --> 01:00:41,570
S1: her matches.

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S2: Yeah, that was, um. Yeah, that women's rugby is amazing.

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S2: And women's the NRL is really great. Odds on that one.

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S1: Yeah. Of, um. Yeah. Really, really been enjoying it as

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S1: of late. Well, enjoy your well-earned break. No matter how

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S1: long it lasts. Portia, you've been just an absolute treat

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S1: to watch. Uh, so, last drinks dedicated to you. Have

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S1: a great night in New Zealand, Paul Murray hooroo.