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Speaker 1: You're on the air. Who's this Hi?

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Speaker 2: This is Zoe.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Zoe. Where are you calling in from? Zoe?

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Speaker 2: I'm in the North Bay?

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Speaker 3: All right, Zoe in the North Bay. It's the Dick

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Speaker 3: of the Month contest. Is there someone that you would

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Speaker 3: like to nominate for the Dick of the Month?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, there is. I want to nominate t J

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Speaker 2: for the Dick of the Month.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I've been seeing this guy for about six months yep, yeah,

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Speaker 2: which I thought things were getting serious this a while.

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Speaker 3: Well, I would imagine six months. That's that's a pretty

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Speaker 3: good time now, right right, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought. So so we go to dinner

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Speaker 2: and he gets like really serious, and I'm like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, is he going.

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Speaker 3: To pop the question?

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Speaker 2: Right right? Yeah? A little soon, but cool. And then

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Speaker 2: he tells me that he got another woman pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, what?

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Speaker 2: But he really doesn't want to to like ruin our relationship.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Wow. So so you hold it. Let

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Speaker 1: me let me get this straight.

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Speaker 3: You've been seeing him for six months and he got

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Speaker 3: another woman pregnant, so obviously in the time that he

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Speaker 3: was seeing you, that's when he was screwing another woman.

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Speaker 1: And he knocked up. Yeah, but he still wants to

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Speaker 1: be with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll think we've got something special. He loves me,

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Speaker 2: of course, right, How stupid does he think? I am?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: Right? Oh my goodness, that's pretty presumptious. Wild right mak.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, chicken, he cheated on me?

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Speaker 1: What what?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So I'm just kind of curious. This is a dinner.

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Speaker 3: What what did you do when he told you that

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Speaker 3: he loves you and he wants to maintain your relationship,

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Speaker 3: but he knocked up another woman?

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Speaker 1: What did you do?

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, the only drink that I had was water, but

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Speaker 2: I did pour it on him, walk out and calling

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Speaker 2: you because he deserves a dick of the Month award.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well he sure does.

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Speaker 3: And it's it's TJ is the guys is what he

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Speaker 3: goes by?

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Speaker 1: TJ?

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, you hold on and I will

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Speaker 3: take the information with concerning TJ, the guy who knocked

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Speaker 3: up another woman but wants to maintain that wonderful relationship

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Speaker 3: he had with you.

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Speaker 1: How do you like that? One chaser right out of

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Speaker 1: the gates. Wow, that is mind blowing. Let's just kill

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Speaker 1: our relationship. It's minor detail. If you can look the

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Speaker 1: other way. I'm gonna have a baby with another woman.

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Speaker 1: Then I just knocked her up.

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Speaker 3: This is why I love the Dick of the Month

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Speaker 3: contest