WEBVTT - Sarcasm & Slurs 0:00:05.930 --> 0:00:09.780 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the 0:00:09.820 --> 0:00:11.800 George Washington Broadcast Center. 0:00:11.860 --> 0:00:15.579 Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:15.740 --> 0:00:22.680 And now, here's Armstrong and Getty. 0:00:30.330 --> 0:00:31.310 Some business news. 0:00:31.390 --> 0:00:38.030 KFC just announced a new meal bucket for less than $ 4. 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:39.269 It's just the bucket, but still a good deal. It's 0:00:39.350 --> 0:00:40.070 a decent bucket. 0:00:41.580 --> 0:00:45.140 Yeah, you know, I was thinking, when does shrinkflation end? 0:00:45.820 --> 0:00:48.800 Because it's so damned annoying. Okay, I get why it 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:51.690 happened in the beginning. You make the packages a little 0:00:51.790 --> 0:00:54.130 smaller so that you don't have to raise the price 0:00:54.170 --> 0:00:56.350 as much because we're getting sticker shock, all that. But 0:00:56.410 --> 0:00:58.530 now it's just so damned annoying that I got to 0:00:58.570 --> 0:01:03.000 buy six boxes of whatever cereal I'm buying to. 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:04.560 Have the equivalent of a box. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:06.060 It's... And. 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:09.280 The price is going to be the same. I've caught 0:01:09.380 --> 0:01:13.410 on to that after six years of inflation. And it's just, 0:01:13.890 --> 0:01:16.350 you buy a box of cereal, seriously, and there's lots 0:01:16.390 --> 0:01:19.390 of examples. The cottage cheese container I bought the other day, 0:01:19.650 --> 0:01:21.850 what is this, a spoonful of cottage cheese? 0:01:22.430 --> 0:01:24.789 Right, right. You wish there was like, I don't know, 0:01:24.850 --> 0:01:28.229 a government program or something where all the consumers could 0:01:28.270 --> 0:01:31.870 say to, say, you know, the Kellogg company, all right, dudes, 0:01:32.030 --> 0:01:34.380 we get it. We get it. Prices have gone up. 0:01:34.500 --> 0:01:39.149 Don't make me buy six boxes of practically empty of 0:01:39.270 --> 0:01:41.710 cereal to squeeze out a couple of bowls. Just sell 0:01:41.750 --> 0:01:44.450 me the regular box at whatever price you're selling it 0:01:44.510 --> 0:01:45.670 for these days. All right. 0:01:46.430 --> 0:01:49.860 It's amazing how many empty boxes, these tiny little empty boxes, 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.580 and then all the plastic things you got to throw 0:01:51.620 --> 0:01:54.680 away and everything like that. You can literally get like 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:57.400 two bowls out of a box and it's empty. But 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:00.059 all of the products are that way. But I just wondered, 0:02:00.220 --> 0:02:01.860 will shrinkflation go away over time? 0:02:01.900 --> 0:02:03.800 It has to, right? Because it just doesn't make sense. 0:02:03.860 --> 0:02:07.490 I would think so, sure. Yeah, yeah. 0:02:08.790 --> 0:02:13.290 Mentioned earlier that Russia hit Ukraine cities hard last night, 0:02:13.450 --> 0:02:18.019 killed a whole bunch of people, civilians. And it's the 0:02:18.220 --> 0:02:21.859 new superfast technology. Missile drone thingies they got to shoot 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.340 at Ukraine and Ukraine doesn't have the defenses for it. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:28.519 They're just basically Zelensky warned in the morning. Our intelligence 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.100 shows there's a major attack coming tonight. So they knew 0:02:31.139 --> 0:02:33.080 it was coming and they couldn't do anything about it. 0:02:33.090 --> 0:02:36.810 They just hit bunches of regular buildings, apartment buildings and 0:02:36.830 --> 0:02:39.810 whatever around Ukraine, killing a whole bunch of people. That's 0:02:40.490 --> 0:02:41.290 a depressing development. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.800 They've actually taken back land in the Donbass, but they're 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:49.380 up against a homicidal egomaniac in Putin. So he's just 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:50.859 going to kill them to punish them. Yeah. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.779 Who doesn't care how many of his own people he 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:57.190 kills in the process of gaining nothing? Wanted to do 0:02:57.220 --> 0:03:02.590 this story. I had never heard of my glymphatic system 0:03:02.610 --> 0:03:06.430 in my brain. Not the lymphatic system, but your glymphatic 0:03:06.470 --> 0:03:08.889 system that is in your brain. It gets all gooped 0:03:08.930 --> 0:03:10.530 up with stuff all the time. They're just learning this. 0:03:11.130 --> 0:03:13.329 As you get older, particularly, and then it can lead 0:03:13.370 --> 0:03:15.350 to all kinds of problems, your brain not working as well, 0:03:15.410 --> 0:03:20.180 but also Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, anything that affects your brain is 0:03:20.220 --> 0:03:22.000 your glymphatic system getting all gummed up. I'm not sure 0:03:22.010 --> 0:03:24.540 I've ever heard this term before. I had never heard 0:03:24.580 --> 0:03:26.460 it before either. That's why it's such a big story 0:03:26.500 --> 0:03:30.220 in the Washington Post and other places. The brain's plumbing system, 0:03:30.260 --> 0:03:34.000 if it doesn't work properly, cellular garbage accumulates, and a 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.640 cleaner brain is a healthier brain. Three ways to help 0:03:37.660 --> 0:03:40.450 your brain clear out waste. I'm going to do all 0:03:40.530 --> 0:03:42.470 three of these. It turns out I'm only going to. 0:03:42.490 --> 0:03:43.050 Do two of them. 0:03:44.780 --> 0:03:46.260 But I am doing two of them, which is good. 0:03:47.020 --> 0:03:49.640 Mindful breathing. I think I kind of do that because 0:03:49.820 --> 0:03:55.950 I do that all the time. That's what Joe does 0:03:55.970 --> 0:03:57.210 in the office all day. 0:03:57.230 --> 0:04:01.390 Judy and I are out to eat, sitting in a booth. 0:04:03.540 --> 0:04:06.240 the table behind me sir could you stop that oh. 0:04:06.190 --> 0:04:08.590 Yeah you want me to have a gummed up lymphatic 0:04:08.630 --> 0:04:11.930 system you monster how about you mind your own business 0:04:13.190 --> 0:04:17.550 um i i guess i do mindful i i meditate 0:04:17.570 --> 0:04:19.650 so i don't know probably don't do that one either 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:23.320 um but the uh one of the main ones that 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:26.960 i don't do absolutely sleep sleep not getting enough sleep 0:04:27.020 --> 0:04:29.140 is so horrible for the brain that's where they clear 0:04:29.180 --> 0:04:32.169 out a lot of the glymphatic goop that leads to 0:04:32.370 --> 0:04:36.970 perhaps alzheimer's perhaps Parkinson's, perhaps lots of these different things. 0:04:37.650 --> 0:04:40.930 And that sleepy time is when you clear all that 0:04:41.110 --> 0:04:43.890 gook out. It actually drains out of your brain into 0:04:43.930 --> 0:04:45.850 your body and then comes out as waste. But if 0:04:45.870 --> 0:04:47.420 you don't get enough sleep, it doesn't have time to 0:04:47.450 --> 0:04:48.480 do it. Isn't that interesting? 0:04:48.500 --> 0:04:52.400 I'm going to demand a mid-show nap from here on out. Boy, 0:04:52.460 --> 0:04:54.420 I love a good nap. I do too. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.120 Neither one of my kids like naps. And I think 0:04:58.220 --> 0:05:00.380 I did even as a high schooler. I think I 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.230 liked a nap. I rarely got to take one, but 0:05:02.250 --> 0:05:03.050 I think I enjoyed them. 0:05:03.570 --> 0:05:05.270 Yeah, I was desperate for sleep as a high schooler. 0:05:05.290 --> 0:05:09.410 What's your perfect nap length? What's your go-to? Or do 0:05:09.430 --> 0:05:11.390 you just grab it when you can as long as 0:05:11.410 --> 0:05:11.810 you got? 0:05:12.810 --> 0:05:16.340 Often that, but didn't we learn a while back, this 0:05:16.420 --> 0:05:17.920 is stuck in my head, that it's either going to 0:05:17.940 --> 0:05:19.900 be 20 minutes or an hour and a half, anything 0:05:19.980 --> 0:05:22.320 other than that, and you wake up with that sick, 0:05:22.460 --> 0:05:25.620 groggy feeling, which I hate. That is the worst. I'd 0:05:25.660 --> 0:05:28.870 rather not take a nap than wake up with that, oh, 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:29.990 I feel like I'm going to yack. 0:05:30.850 --> 0:05:33.750 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes you sluggish for the rest 0:05:33.770 --> 0:05:35.830 of the day. I found that it takes me a 0:05:35.850 --> 0:05:38.870 minute to mellow out, so a good half hour is 0:05:39.089 --> 0:05:39.839 about perfect for me. 0:05:39.870 --> 0:05:41.710 Yeah, if I set my alarm for 30 minutes, I 0:05:41.740 --> 0:05:43.900 probably get 20 minutes of sleep, which is the right amount. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.140 And then I wake up and I feel pretty good. But, man, 0:05:46.180 --> 0:05:48.940 that too long? Just thinking about it makes me feel sick. 0:05:49.980 --> 0:05:50.460 I hate that. 0:05:51.370 --> 0:05:52.070 Does everybody nap? 0:05:52.290 --> 0:05:53.930 Some of you are like, I haven't taken a nap 0:05:53.970 --> 0:05:55.589 in 40 years. Is that what a lot of you 0:05:55.610 --> 0:05:56.830 are screaming at the radio right now? 0:05:57.370 --> 0:06:02.160 My wife will only nap in extreme circumstances. Like we 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.540 had an overnight flight and she got no sleep or 0:06:04.940 --> 0:06:05.440 something like that. 0:06:05.740 --> 0:06:07.480 My dad started taking a nap every day, but he's 0:06:07.540 --> 0:06:09.500 pushing 90. So I suppose you get to eat a 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:10.300 free pass for that. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:11.180 Do whatever the hell he wants. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.680 No kidding. But sleep health, man, they're learning more and 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.040 more about how important that is for your brain resetting 0:06:18.060 --> 0:06:20.440 and all that sort of stuff. Try to get enough 0:06:20.500 --> 0:06:23.080 sleep the natural way if you can. Taking sleep medication 0:06:23.140 --> 0:06:26.180 is not good because that inhibits all the oscillations that 0:06:26.220 --> 0:06:28.380 need to happen to get the stuff to drain out 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:28.860 of your brain. 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:32.060 Right, you gotta get your oscillating in. 0:06:32.610 --> 0:06:36.529 Melatonin's a huge industry right now, though. I don't know 0:06:36.550 --> 0:06:40.530 if that counts. The mindful breathing, I don't exactly know 0:06:40.570 --> 0:06:42.310 what I'm supposed to do with that. And then the 0:06:42.350 --> 0:06:44.850 other one, of course, is, I'll bet you could guess. 0:06:45.650 --> 0:06:48.310 What are the two main things that you should do 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:49.700 just to be healthy in general? 0:06:50.339 --> 0:06:55.060 Everybody say it at once. Exercise. Exercise. Gotta be, yeah. 0:06:55.290 --> 0:06:58.370 So you're probably saying this is the most useless segment 0:06:58.390 --> 0:07:01.909 you've ever done. Maybe not if it reminds me once again, 0:07:02.450 --> 0:07:05.750 sleep and exercise. You want to feel good? You want 0:07:05.770 --> 0:07:08.310 to have a long life? Flip and get enough sleep. 0:07:08.550 --> 0:07:12.860 I exercise every day. But sleep thing, not so much. 0:07:13.430 --> 0:07:15.370 You're way better at exercise than I am. I'm way 0:07:15.390 --> 0:07:17.900 better at sleep, although I take a morning walk with 0:07:17.980 --> 0:07:21.840 my wife every morning and almost skipped it today. Almost 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:23.980 skipped it and was running late, and I said, no, 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:27.120 I just can't. I have no good reason. Get out there. 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.340 Now you're running late, idiot. That's the problem. You're not 0:07:30.380 --> 0:07:31.000 skipping your walk. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:32.900 I've been trying to make my son go to the 0:07:32.940 --> 0:07:34.650 gym with me every afternoon because I go every day 0:07:35.290 --> 0:07:37.710 and trying to create the habit. That's one of the 0:07:37.750 --> 0:07:40.570 best things I've learned in my life is that habits 0:07:40.630 --> 0:07:44.310 are hard to break, good or bad. I think I 0:07:44.330 --> 0:07:46.560 spent my whole life thinking bad habits are hard to break. 0:07:46.620 --> 0:07:48.740 No good habits are hard to break. A lot of 0:07:48.780 --> 0:07:50.860 the things that you do are just because you got 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.660 into a habit maybe as a kid or a young 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:58.160 adult or whatever. And it's not just part of your DNA. 0:07:58.380 --> 0:08:02.500 It's a habit that you created. And I can't skip exercise. 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.560 It's like something's wrong here. I got to go to 0:08:04.580 --> 0:08:07.900 the gym or practice a guitar or whatever my good 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:09.660 habits are. I also have plenty of bad habits. It's 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:10.380 a long list. 0:08:12.700 --> 0:08:13.140 What do they say? 0:08:13.180 --> 0:08:15.100 How long it takes to establish a good habit? Do 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:16.480 it 60 times in a row or something like that. 0:08:16.500 --> 0:08:18.800 I don't know. There's some number they claim. I don't 0:08:18.820 --> 0:08:21.740 know if that's true or not. What's your worst habit? 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:24.380 That'd be a good one. Text line, email. 0:08:24.420 --> 0:08:31.480 What's your worst habit? Asking personal questions of people. That's yours. Huh? 0:08:31.900 --> 0:08:36.780 Michael, what's your worst habit? 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.059 It's got to be being a beeping Tom. 0:08:39.900 --> 0:08:40.040 Yeah. 0:08:40.059 --> 0:08:46.660 Yeah. Yeah, crouching in your neighbor's bushes. That's what I thought. Yeah, yeah. Hey, 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:48.680 third strike, they put you away for a long time, 0:08:48.700 --> 0:08:51.460 by the way, Michael. Just remember that. It would have 0:08:51.500 --> 0:08:54.040 to be the sauce, I think, for me. And I 0:08:54.110 --> 0:08:59.630 try to drink reasonably, but, like, according to CDC guidelines, no, 0:08:59.890 --> 0:09:02.510 I drink way too much. But those guidelines can go 0:09:02.530 --> 0:09:06.429 to hell. But, no, in terms of– because I try 0:09:06.450 --> 0:09:09.790 to get sleep. I exercise regularly. I'm good to my wife. 0:09:09.850 --> 0:09:10.030 I do. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:16.200 I don't know. Sarcasm? No, it's got to be the scotch. 0:09:16.460 --> 0:09:17.120 I stay up too late. 0:09:17.140 --> 0:09:17.680 And wine. 0:09:17.700 --> 0:09:18.440 I like wine. 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:24.640 Sarcasm's a good one. I recognized that the other day. 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.459 Every once in a while, I use sarcasm as a 0:09:27.500 --> 0:09:30.290 parenting tool, and I don't like it any time that 0:09:30.350 --> 0:09:33.469 I do. It's usually not, like, on purpose. 0:09:34.550 --> 0:09:37.630 I learned the same lesson painfully. Yeah, it just, it's... 0:09:39.929 --> 0:09:44.010 Different people of different personality types and stages of development, 0:09:44.150 --> 0:09:48.520 including adolescence and teenage years and stuff like that. Sometimes, though, 0:09:48.700 --> 0:09:51.120 you're not wielding the weapon quite the way you think 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:56.030 you are. You're hitting harder than you thought you were 0:09:56.309 --> 0:09:56.770 at times. 0:09:56.850 --> 0:09:58.990 And I just was remembering in my own childhood, I'm 0:09:59.210 --> 0:10:01.800 pretty sure my dad has never said anything sarcastic to 0:10:01.860 --> 0:10:05.400 me in an effort to correct me or anything like 0:10:05.420 --> 0:10:08.809 that ever in my life. And I do that because 0:10:08.850 --> 0:10:11.490 I'm a sarcastic person. And that's not good. 0:10:11.990 --> 0:10:14.809 Was a fine fellow and did his best as a dad, 0:10:14.830 --> 0:10:16.290 and I think he did a good job. But I 0:10:16.350 --> 0:10:18.310 remember something sarcastic he said to me when I was 0:10:18.309 --> 0:10:19.550 10 years old. Right. 0:10:19.870 --> 0:10:21.350 That sort of thing will stick with you. 0:10:21.370 --> 0:10:25.090 I can quote it verbatim. The scenario, the situation, everything. 0:10:25.110 --> 0:10:27.230 Isn't that something? Oh, man, I've got a couple of those, too, 0:10:27.270 --> 0:10:29.500 and I think about, wow, when have I done that 0:10:29.580 --> 0:10:31.559 or did I just do that? Where I left a 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:36.920 mark forever. Oh, those are rough. What's your worst parenting moment? 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.580 Text line 415. Well, I got all kinds of good 0:10:39.660 --> 0:10:40.830 ones today. Wow. 0:10:41.300 --> 0:10:42.690 Nice job, Jack. 0:10:45.510 --> 0:10:46.150 Oh, boy. 0:10:46.290 --> 0:10:49.450 So this was a nice job, though, when Jack and 0:10:49.750 --> 0:10:53.910 I both got SimpliSafe home security. I mean, because I 0:10:53.950 --> 0:10:55.689 think we've all had or a lot of us have 0:10:55.710 --> 0:10:57.929 had old security systems that we ended up not using. 0:10:58.410 --> 0:11:01.130 They were incredibly expensive. We had to sign two, three 0:11:01.190 --> 0:11:04.980 year contracts and they sucked. 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I think that's a good topic. I think 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:12.620 mine might be eating bad food. But text line 415295KFTC. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:12.860 415295KFTC. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.660 What could most of us do without pretty, you know, 0:12:22.300 --> 0:12:26.340 seemingly easy and make our lives better. Why do we 0:12:26.420 --> 0:12:28.540 lean on them for a little relief? 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.740 What about beating yourself up constantly? Mentally. Maybe that's it. 0:12:35.140 --> 0:12:36.660 Stop that, you stupid idiot. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:38.920 Snuff film, says this person. 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:43.890 Oh boy, that's not even funny. No, it's not. 0:12:45.490 --> 0:12:47.250 Do we have a gender-bending madness this hour? 0:12:47.270 --> 0:12:49.949 Yeah, I think we'll do a gender-bending madness update at 0:12:49.970 --> 0:12:53.970 the bottom of the hour, plus a Hey, it's not 0:12:54.130 --> 0:12:57.230 really funny, but a woman claimed to be a substitute 0:12:57.270 --> 0:12:59.250 teacher and made it all the way into the classroom. 0:12:59.330 --> 0:13:02.390 Things went poorly from there. We've got that story for you. 0:13:02.550 --> 0:13:04.980 Did it go worse than sometimes substitute teachers that are 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.020 supposed to be there, Ghost? 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:07.300 More than our regular teachers. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.220 Stay tuned. Armstrong and Getty. 0:13:20.429 --> 0:13:22.270 The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:13:25.870 --> 0:13:29.790 Wall Street Journal today with France's addiction to magic money 0:13:29.910 --> 0:13:32.329 over the years has finally caught up with him. That's 0:13:32.390 --> 0:13:36.170 a good one. That's a good term, magic money. More 0:13:36.230 --> 0:13:39.510 on that later as we decide we want to try socialism. 0:13:40.270 --> 0:13:44.880 Yay, because nobody knows how it ends. I think it'll 0:13:44.940 --> 0:13:49.050 end great. So speaking of France and the problems with 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:52.010 the schools, here's a gal in the Milwaukee area who 0:13:52.150 --> 0:13:56.240 decides to impersonate a substitute teacher. Good Lord. 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:59.880 The 23-year-old, who's a former student at the school, told 0:13:59.920 --> 0:14:03.280 police she was bored and hates kids and just wanted 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:06.559 to mess around. Her lawyer blames her mental health issues. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:10.580 This Jones manages bipolar disorder and was experiencing an acute 0:14:10.620 --> 0:14:11.900 manic episode. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.470 Last The principal says the staff did not follow protocol 0:14:14.610 --> 0:14:17.579 and the school is in the process of reviewing our safeguards. 0:14:17.700 --> 0:14:19.800 Oh, in what way did they not follow protocol in 0:14:20.060 --> 0:14:24.220 letting a mentally ill person come in and teach the kids? 0:14:24.620 --> 0:14:26.820 An angry maniac who just said, I'm here to teach 0:14:26.860 --> 0:14:32.930 the kids. All right, pick a classroom. Wow, what else happened? 0:14:33.670 --> 0:14:36.510 She was then assigned to a class where students say 0:14:36.790 --> 0:14:41.060 she used profane language, racial slurs, and organized students by 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.080 race and gender in the class. According to the complaint, 0:14:44.140 --> 0:14:47.440 she told one boy he was fat, told others they 0:14:47.460 --> 0:14:50.070 were the types of people to have incest, and told 0:14:50.230 --> 0:14:53.210 one girl she would either become a stripper or a hooker. 0:14:53.230 --> 0:14:56.790 You're an effing n-bomb. You're fat. You're going to be 0:14:56.810 --> 0:15:00.490 a stripper when you grow up. Are you sure you didn't. 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:05.330 Follow your protocols? They didn't follow them well. One more 0:15:05.350 --> 0:15:06.010 bit of audio. 0:15:06.650 --> 0:15:09.610 Students also say Jones started playing rap music very loud 0:15:09.950 --> 0:15:13.330 and dissed kids for their weight, race, looks, and money. 0:15:13.710 --> 0:15:17.120 Even asking if any students had a vape or marijuana because, quote, 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.260 the class was so lame and annoying. 0:15:20.500 --> 0:15:24.260 No, she said effing lame and annoying. She bragged about 0:15:24.340 --> 0:15:27.260 having felonies and being okay with going back to jail. 0:15:27.620 --> 0:15:28.860 You're going to be a street. 0:15:30.100 --> 0:15:32.460 Has anybody got some pot? Because this class is so 0:15:32.620 --> 0:15:34.120 effingly annoying. 0:15:34.180 --> 0:15:37.390 What was the age on this? The kids? We have that? 0:15:37.430 --> 0:15:39.290 What grade? It's a high school. 0:15:39.470 --> 0:15:44.570 Okay. I think in a high school, I would have 0:15:44.830 --> 0:15:47.920 only been amused. I wouldn't have been hurt or shocked. 0:15:48.020 --> 0:15:50.160 I thought this is the funniest thing I've ever seen 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:50.920 in my life. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.900 Hey, Fatty. If it was like a menacing looking dude, 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.020 that would be a different experience. But this is a 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:58.330 23-year-old young woman. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.230 Well, who's clearly just a nut. Right. 0:16:01.310 --> 0:16:03.810 But here's the crazy part. The kids just kind of 0:16:03.870 --> 0:16:05.290 hung with it for all the class. 0:16:05.510 --> 0:16:05.790 Wow. 0:16:05.870 --> 0:16:07.530 After they got out of the class, they went to 0:16:07.550 --> 0:16:11.670 the staff and told them, hey, our substitute teacher's really odd. 0:16:12.270 --> 0:16:14.890 And she was escorted out of the building by the police. 0:16:15.750 --> 0:16:18.450 She said she hates kids and just wanted to F around. 0:16:18.470 --> 0:16:18.540 Wow. 0:16:19.770 --> 0:16:20.050 Wow. 0:16:22.210 --> 0:16:24.270 My son was talking about how one of the teachers 0:16:24.850 --> 0:16:27.310 out of nowhere launched into a, hey, don't have sex 0:16:27.390 --> 0:16:28.960 after the dance this Friday night. 0:16:29.620 --> 0:16:32.200 That caught everybody by surprise. 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:34.660 Wow. 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:38.140 So here's the state of our public schools, and I've 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:42.260 got some great writing about how Hannah Nicole Jones thing 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:46.230 where she confesses that maybe she shouldn't have sacrificed her 0:16:46.270 --> 0:16:49.050 child to go to the crappy local government schools, and 0:16:49.370 --> 0:16:51.150 her kid resents the hell out of her for it, 0:16:51.170 --> 0:16:54.820 and then Randy Weingarten, the most evil person in America, 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.680 the head of the big teachers union, responded with a 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:03.960 stream of ridiculousness and crap effluvium that was just unbelievable. 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:08.640 But anyway, so here in Milwaukee at this high school, 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:13.720 eight teachers were absent and only one of those absences 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:17.780 was filled. So some yay who shows up. And says, yeah, 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.440 I'm a substitute teacher. They're like, okay, great. 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:23.119 Where's the fat Mexican kids? 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:26.820 Where's the hoes at? 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:28.700 And do they have any pot? 0:17:29.500 --> 0:17:31.580 And so they just said, yeah, how about you go 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:36.060 to that one, class 102, go. Again, failing to follow 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:36.580 the protocol. 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:38.419 Can you play that second clip we played again where 0:17:38.460 --> 0:17:40.160 it's got the list of the things she did? 0:17:40.900 --> 0:17:43.740 She was then assigned to a class where students say 0:17:44.020 --> 0:17:48.290 she used profane language, racial slurs, and organized students by 0:17:48.380 --> 0:17:51.330 race and gender in the class. According to the complaint, 0:17:51.390 --> 0:17:54.669 she told one boy he was fat, told others they 0:17:54.710 --> 0:17:57.290 were the types of people to have incest, and told 0:17:57.490 --> 0:18:00.429 one girl she would either become a stripper or a hooker. 0:18:00.450 --> 0:18:03.780 I knew there was something I'd forgotten to dwell on. 0:18:05.220 --> 0:18:06.000 Cousin blankers. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.480 You look like someone who'd have sex with their sister. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:09.500 What is that? 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.600 You're going to grow up to be a hoe. Oh, 0:18:12.619 --> 0:18:13.460 my God. 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:14.600 Oh, my God. 0:18:14.740 --> 0:18:20.480 And she presented no credentials? No assignment from the superintendent? 0:18:20.619 --> 0:18:23.770 Just showed up. Government schools, man. 0:18:23.970 --> 0:18:26.430 Wow. That is uncool. 0:18:27.830 --> 0:18:30.889 Gender-bending madness update coming up next. Stay with us. 0:18:31.030 --> 0:18:37.430 Armstrong and Getty. The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:18:40.770 --> 0:18:43.210 If I am to believe this Wall Street Journal editorial 0:18:43.250 --> 0:18:47.030 board piece today, and I do believe it, the reporting 0:18:47.230 --> 0:18:53.389 on the French riots couldn't be more laughably misrepresentative of 0:18:53.450 --> 0:18:54.590 what's actually happening. 0:18:55.390 --> 0:18:55.830 Oh, yeah. 0:18:55.990 --> 0:18:56.190 Yeah. 0:18:56.210 --> 0:18:59.250 As we discussed yesterday and I'm happy to discuss again today. 0:19:00.369 --> 0:19:04.130 As it says in paragraph three, France doesn't have more 0:19:04.190 --> 0:19:06.650 money to spend on schools because it doesn't have more 0:19:06.690 --> 0:19:09.690 money to spend on anything. And it goes through how 0:19:09.710 --> 0:19:12.560 broke France is, and there's no hope of getting out 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:12.840 of this. 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:13.600 No. 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:17.340 Like, zero hope. Their economy grew last year 0.8%, and 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:23.520 it's supposed to be around 0.5% this year. See, we 0:19:23.580 --> 0:19:27.070 spend like France, but we grow out of it. I 0:19:27.109 --> 0:19:29.630 don't know how long we can pull that off. For 0:19:29.869 --> 0:19:31.609 any on it, we're going to we're going to end 0:19:31.670 --> 0:19:34.359 up in the same situation if we don't write our sales. 0:19:34.740 --> 0:19:37.070 But they have no hope of growing out of it. 0:19:37.640 --> 0:19:43.140 Yeah. And any attempt to rein in their incredibly unaffordable 0:19:43.180 --> 0:19:45.750 welfare state is greeted with violence and mayhem like you're 0:19:45.770 --> 0:19:48.930 seeing right now. This happens to be partly related to that. 0:19:48.990 --> 0:19:49.970 But yeah, so there. 0:19:50.350 --> 0:19:52.750 Called it in the Wall Street Journal a violent game 0:19:52.790 --> 0:19:56.470 of musical chairs where no particular interest group wants to 0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:59.919 be the last one without a chair, the one to 0:19:59.960 --> 0:20:01.879 not get its funding because they're going to have to 0:20:01.900 --> 0:20:04.500 start cutting people. And so you try to be the 0:20:04.619 --> 0:20:09.119 squeaky wheel that gets it for schools or medicine or 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:10.940