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Speaker 1: The ninety three A half ass Morning show.

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Speaker 2: Three bright what chuck chuckers, it's roundhog Day?

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Speaker 3: Hold out, well, it's groundhog Day again.

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Speaker 4: You got energy?

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Speaker 3: That's groundhog Day energy cleavage.

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Speaker 5: When it first pops out, like late March, early April,

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Speaker 5: it's almost like Groundhog's Day, It's like, oh, it's gonna

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Speaker 5: be an early spring.

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Speaker 3: A big question on everybody's lifts. You had their chap

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Speaker 3: lit on their chap lit, right lips. Do you think

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Speaker 3: Phil is gonna come out and see a shadow showdown?

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Speaker 3: The old, the old groundhog Day gibbick. I love the movie,

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Speaker 3: never really cared for the actual bit where they drug

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Speaker 3: and physically abuse an animal for our entertainment. But anyways,

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Speaker 3: I gotta go ahead and welcome everybody into the mix.

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Speaker 3: If this bit has caused you to question whether or

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Speaker 3: not you're losing your mind, you're not. You're fine.

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Speaker 2: I feel worse for the podcasters. You know, we did

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Speaker 2: this before, we had fun We're two days in a row.

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Speaker 2: We did the groundhog Day bit, but people I kind

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Speaker 2: of forgot about this aspect. People text are like, hey,

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Speaker 2: a hole, I thought something for sure was wrong with

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Speaker 2: the podcast staff. You guys posted the wrong podcast.

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Speaker 4: We once replayed just the entire show from the day before.

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Speaker 2: That's a genious level of laziness.

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Speaker 3: Yes, uh huh, that's taken the bit too far.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think so it was great. We just loaded

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Speaker 4: in the show from yesterday and went to Couzy's and

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Speaker 4: had breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Feeling uh huh.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna ask how many days you thought you

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Speaker 2: could get away with that?

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Speaker 4: We just stretched it the one. We thought the one

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Speaker 4: might have been too far. We even question should we

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Speaker 4: just go back and kind of restart a show and

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Speaker 4: actually do something. We said, no, that's kind of funny.

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Speaker 2: I think you should have went back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, well, I feel terrific. I'm sure I'm not

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Speaker 3: alone in feeling fabulous. This morning. I'm gonna be coughing

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Speaker 3: all over everyone and everything again today. I apologize.

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Speaker 2: I think it's getting me too. And I mean, I

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Speaker 2: have no chance. My son was homesick yesterday. You're sick,

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Speaker 2: although I'd imagine if you have pneumonia or something which

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Speaker 2: is going around, you're probably not contagious.

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Speaker 3: At this point. I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: Trying to remember, my son had it a couple of

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Speaker 2: weeks ago, and I think she said, it's kind of

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Speaker 2: like a lot of stuff. Right, we're at the beginning.

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Speaker 3: You saw had it, and she said the doctor, Oh

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Speaker 3: see what I'm saying. No, you don't. Oh god, it's

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Speaker 3: going around you. You were saying, yeah, God, dang, I

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Speaker 3: got to get to something right away. Though, I'm very

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Speaker 3: excited to share this with you the way I'm feeling.

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Speaker 3: The J Cutler bit is one of my favorites around here,

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Speaker 3: in case you're new to this operation, If we give

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Speaker 3: something the J. Cutler treatment around here, that means we

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Speaker 3: don't care. Like, for example, if Josh said, Hey, I

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Speaker 3: had a pizza pie this weekend with cauliflower crust, and

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Speaker 3: I really liked it. Let me tell you all the

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Speaker 3: great things about califlower crust on a pizza pie. If you,

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Speaker 3: deep down just didn't want to hear it, you could say, dude,

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Speaker 3: J Cuttler, and why former NFL quarterback. I thought maybe

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Speaker 3: that would prompt you to want to tell your cauliflower

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Speaker 3: crust story.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I didn't want to interrupt. No, I don't

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Speaker 2: even have a califlower crust story, So I do know

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Speaker 2: what you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: I love cauliflower crust.

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Speaker 2: Oh you do. I wouldn't try something like that and

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Speaker 2: then text Nick about it.

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Speaker 7: It tastes like almost exactly the same. There's no one,

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Speaker 7: no difference.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little ashamed of how I reacted to you

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Speaker 3: over the weekend when you texted me to tell you

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Speaker 3: that doesn't make any sense. You texted me to tell

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Speaker 3: me that you enjoyed a pizza with cauliflower crust. I'm

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Speaker 3: a little ashamed to admit my response because it was harsh.

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Speaker 2: It was I could paraphrase it, but do you have

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Speaker 2: the exact response? And actually, well, I'll let you tell

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Speaker 2: what it is and then I can explain what happened. Afterwards.

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Speaker 3: I can find it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe share the exchange.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not far away here it ish. This was

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Speaker 3: what Saturday. Sunday afternoon, Josh texted me and said, I

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Speaker 3: don't want to upset you, but I had a cauliflower

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Speaker 3: the liquor talking, this was the sickness talking. Deep down,

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Speaker 3: I don't think I really meant any of this, but

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Speaker 3: enjoyed a pizza with cauliflower crust, I wrote back I

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Speaker 3: hope you die.

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Speaker 2: And that nearly killed me. I forgot what I said after.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember if I was drinking or eating something.

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Speaker 3: He said, you were drinking a root beer when you

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Speaker 3: read the and you choked on the root. There was

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Speaker 3: a lack of oxygen to your brain for a few seconds,

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Speaker 3: and so I almost killed you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it almost came true.

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Speaker 3: So the j Cutler bit why again? In case you're

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Speaker 3: new to all this, why and how former NFL quarterback

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Speaker 3: Jay Cutler is linked to general disinterest is such a

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Speaker 3: fun story. Dana helped me out. I'll try to go

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Speaker 3: ahead with it. Interrupt me if you have to. You

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Speaker 3: had a buddy who ended up in the pisser, in

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Speaker 3: the same pisser as former Chicago Bears Denver Broncos quarterback

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Speaker 3: Jay Cutler.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't a buddy mine. This is a famous story.

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Speaker 3: Famous story, Yes, and I think I had heard it,

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Speaker 3: but I'm not sure. M hm.

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Speaker 4: Basically, the gist of it is it was a brunch

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Speaker 4: spot in Chicago the off season. Jay Cutler's there wearing

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Speaker 4: sweatpants and a white T shirt, being disinterested as he

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Speaker 4: normally is, that same vibe he gave off on the

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Speaker 4: sidelines and the guy who tells the story who was

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Speaker 4: in the bathroom wait in line for the pisser, and

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Speaker 4: the guy in front of him goes up and takes

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Speaker 4: the leak in the urnal next to Jay Cutler, and

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Speaker 4: he starts telling the story, Hey, you know, I went

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Speaker 4: to Vanderbilt the same time as you do. And then

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Speaker 4: Jay just cuts him off by leaning his head back

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Speaker 4: in the air and yelling don't care.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like he had enough that day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I love that story. I can't get enough of it,

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Speaker 3: and and I enjoy the fact that it's ingrained in

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Speaker 3: our morning show. If you don't care about something, you

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Speaker 3: just say Jay Cutler and everyone knows what you mean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, save some oxygen.

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Speaker 3: And I was excited to share this with you. I

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Speaker 3: was reading something about celebrity encounters. Omg, you ran into

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Speaker 3: of it all. People have been writing about celebrity encounters,

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Speaker 3: and they went into which celebrities were the self absorbed dix,

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Speaker 3: which ones were generally nice people. Well, someone in this

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Speaker 3: year conversation brought up an encounter with actor John Cusack. Boy,

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Speaker 3: he's been doing his thing since he was just a

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Speaker 3: damned kid. If my memory serves me correct, I think

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Speaker 3: the first time I saw John Cusack in a motion picture, cubby.

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Speaker 3: I think it was in nineteen hundred and eighty four

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Speaker 3: and the movie was called sixteen Candles.

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Speaker 2: That's a good one, and.

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Speaker 3: He went from there. I mean, someone tell me, I

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Speaker 3: can't think of John Cusack's biggest pictures, but he's been

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Speaker 3: doing it for years and years and years since he

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Speaker 2: Well better off dead. We both enjoyed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he was in stand by Me, Say Anything.

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Speaker 3: Oh very briefly in stand by Me Say Anything, Oh God,

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Speaker 4: I love that movie.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Someone talking about celebrity encounters ran into John Cusack

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Speaker 3: and they said this. They were outside a restaurant outwalks

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Speaker 3: John Cusack and this individual says, hey, mister Cusack, I

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Speaker 3: like your movies, and John Cusack spun around and said,

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 6: I love him.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: That's freaking beautiful.

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Speaker 7: You like that one, Ashley, Yes, I don't care. I

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Speaker 7: just like his vibe. In general. I just love that guy.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't come across as a guy that would be

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Speaker 4: a dick to something like that. So that's some kind

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Speaker 6: He kind of does, though.

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Speaker 4: Does he?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I guess I've just seen him in two year oldmanic Faces.

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Speaker 4: He's seen him in too many a romantic comedies. The

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Speaker 4: thing the guy's a dick.

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Speaker 3: Oh, people are reminding me now of John Cusack movie. Sure,

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Speaker 3: Hot Tub Time Machine.

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Speaker 4: I love that movie.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen through it. No offense to the movie.

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Speaker 3: I just was beat.

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Speaker 7: It has that a who's that cute little nerdy kid? No,

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Speaker 7: the guy was in the office and yeah, I love

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Speaker 3: Now I gotta, I gotta look this up. John Cusack

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Speaker 3: started so young again, and I believe he started with

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Speaker 3: sixteen candles. There might have been some other, you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a garbage one ahead of yeah, maybe

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Speaker 3: But uh yeah in the eighties Better Off Dead, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: briefly can't stand by me. Oh okay, eight Men Out

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Speaker 3: the Baseball movie here nineteen and eighty eight. There's to

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Speaker 3: say anything nightmare? Wow? Yeah, but he didn't. Oh uh

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Speaker 3: pulp fiction. Why am I not picturing who he might

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, it says here he declined a role for the

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Speaker 3: movie Pulpe. He was going to play the role that

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Speaker 3: Eric Stoltz ended up taking as the hippie drug dealer. Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 3: oh well gross point blank. He played a hit man.

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Speaker 3: But I dig that like your movies. Dude, don't care.

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Speaker 2: Bro that what could have hurt a little bit?

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Speaker 3: Would you be hurt by that? Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if I was a huge fan or something like that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he was joking around.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, what do you say after that, like, oh, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 7: Well I do like him?

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Speaker 3: Maybe you lash out? Yeah, I think you should lash out,

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Speaker 3: start freaking out. Yeah for you when I was joking,

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Speaker 3: I never liked any of your friggin movies. You're a

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Speaker 3: bum and you're ugly. Yeah, and you're uglier that I'm asked,

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Speaker 3: look at you. I lashed out that Hoody in the Blowfish.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I lashed out at them. I didn't care

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Speaker 3: for Hoody in the Blowfish, not at all. Matter of fact,

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Speaker 3: I hated them quite a bit because when my brother

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Speaker 3: he would either turn on Hoody in the Blowfish or

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Speaker 3: that god forsaken blind Melon song. No rain and he

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Speaker 3: Blowfish when we were young and drunk. So I grew

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Speaker 3: to hate Hoody in the Blowfish. Saw him on the

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Speaker 3: sidewalk once my wife and I were walking around New Orleans, Louisiana.

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Speaker 3: I turned into an eleven year old Ashley and I said, well,

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Speaker 4: She's think she's earned the right to be crabby at

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Speaker 3: I don't want to say anything too bad about Jennifer Lopez.

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Speaker 3: Christ She's had won half of the Wolves ownership team.

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Speaker 3: Now I want to get some tickets someday.

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Speaker 4: Now you say bad things about her in this town,

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Speaker 3: Center And I don't know who Jenni Fisher is.

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Speaker 2: But that surprises me. Jennif Fisher from the office. She

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Speaker 3: And then they mentioned again with this Jared Leto and

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Speaker 2: Jared Leto was one of the nicest celebrities I've ever met,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Nick was right too, everybody get a pissy mood

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Speaker 3: Right. What was the great line Neil Pert, the late

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Speaker 3: You know some people they expect when you see your

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Speaker 3: They don't know who the hell you are. Yeah, then

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Speaker 2: I got Chad super cool in person.

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Speaker 3: I met him a number of summers ago at the

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Speaker 2: One of the whole band seems like they're nice dudes.

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Speaker 3: Jack Black, Harrison's Ford, Justin Bieber, John Travolta, Dolly Parton.

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Speaker 2: Oh I can't imagine Dolly Parton ever being in a

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Speaker 6: He yeah, that makes me happy.

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Speaker 2: Harrison Ford, Uh, you know, he seems like a good guy,

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Speaker 4: He can can be a very grumpy in interviews I've seen.

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Speaker 4: He does not like talking about Star Wars.

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Speaker 3: Harrison Ford is a punk.

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Speaker 2: He ain't no punk.

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Speaker 3: You need to punch in the mouth is what he needs.

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Speaker 2: Really like Jack Black, but it was unfortunately one of

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Speaker 4: Is he just disinterested?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 3: He did?

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Speaker 2: They He and Kyle Gass, Yes, Kyle Gass just kind

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear you, Harrison Ford. I swear to god,

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Speaker 3: I had another direction. I was going to go here now,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like you said, Dolly Parton the only time

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Speaker 3: the only person she doesn't want to run into Josh

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Speaker 2: Ah have work related things. I'm trying to think if

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Speaker 4: Not too often. I mean a couple of wrestlers for

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the airport's big. A friend of mine saw

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Speaker 3: I'm sure he's a true gentleman. That would that would

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Speaker 3: that would cause me to probably tremble a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Oh me too, in the presence of Brian May. Here's

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Speaker 4: My big barging days my twenties, i'd run into uncher

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Speaker 2: I suppose that's the only one I've I've run into

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Speaker 2: Brett Burns once. Oh nice at a pot Belly sandwich shop,

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Speaker 3: Of course he was Brent Burns.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was have a hard time recognizing people in public,

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Speaker 4: like I don't. I'm not never assume I'm going to

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I would.

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Speaker 7: I'm sure There's been times where I've been out and

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Speaker 6: I don't know what anybody looks like.

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Speaker 3: It's tough to know what It's tough to know what

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Speaker 2: I run it unless it's like one of the big stars.

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Speaker 2: I you know. I live in Egan and so I'm

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Speaker 2: I there's dudes that look like professional athletes see run around,

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Speaker 2: but I wouldn't know what they're not wearing. Their jersey

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Speaker 6: So close to that. Do you ever try to like

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Speaker 6: I got hit by somebody with a lambo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I see Josh Mattellis's car every once

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Speaker 2: He does on social.

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Speaker 3: Media, Josh Matellis.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he must live next to us.

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Speaker 3: What does he do for a living.

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Speaker 2: He's a Viking. Oh, he's he's the dude on he

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Speaker 3: Yeah, frank O'harris eyebaled me. You're right the airport, frank

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Speaker 3: O Harris eyebaled me at the airport like he wanted

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Speaker 2: I just I text my wife because my son ran

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Speaker 3: This was recently, yeah, just.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what a thrill to run into your Yeah, now

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Speaker 2: That's a big one.

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Speaker 3: I remember being at the airport thirty years ago. Got

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Speaker 2: Does it count? I thought of another one.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna make it.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine. You thought

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Speaker 2: From like a cross basically the entire mall, I saw

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Speaker 3: No?

439
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 2: He was like at a store opening or something. No,

440
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to explain this pretty cool though. I

441
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 2: was hoping maybe I could say something that might make

442
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 2: you say we have a chance of becoming good friends

443
00:22:59,240 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 2: me and check.

444
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 3: You know you want to be friends with Shack after

445
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 3: what he did with that toothbrush.

446
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

447
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 3: You two would spend the weekend together in dilute or something,

448
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 3: and he would do something terrible to you, just when

449
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 3: you think the two of your friends, he would do

450
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 3: something terrible.

451
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 2: Actually, when you mentioned toothbrush, I had a terrible incident

452
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 2: with a toothbrush on Friday add a dentists appointment, and

453
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 2: I knew I wasn't going to have time to freshen

454
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 2: up before I got there because I was leaving straight

455
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 2: from work.

456
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 3: I remember this now. You were worried about whether or

457
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 3: not you'd be able to clean your hole before you

458
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 3: went to the dentist.

459
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 2: So I you know, I got a dirty mouth, and

460
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 2: so I went and I thought, I'm going to brush

461
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 2: up real quick, and I don't think i'll have time

462
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 2: to floss, but I'm gonna give it a shot.

463
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 3: Jesus, you worry too much.

464
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to be It was a new hygienist,

465
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 2: and I wanted to start off on the right, you know,

466
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: because whatever's going around my regular hygienis had it too.

467
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 2: They called and said, she's out, You still want to

468
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,639
Speaker 2: come in? And I said yes. So I went in

469
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 2: there and I realized it was just me. It's like

470
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 2: a little room and it's just me and the receptionist.

471
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 2: And I thought, oh no, she's gonna think I'm pooping

472
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 2: in here, so I better hurry up so there's no doubt.

473
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: And so I couldn't get the and I had to

474
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: travel size toothpaste and I couldn't get the foil off.

475
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 6: Oh dude, you never can. That's so frustrating.

476
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 2: And then I was more nervous. I'm like, oh, geez,

477
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 2: for sure she's gonna think. And so I finally get

478
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 2: it off, so to speak. And when I did, there

479
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: was a toothpaste explosion. It got everywhere. I'm making things worse.

480
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 2: It got all over me, all over the sink, all

481
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: over the wall. It was like a first finish after

482
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 2: a dry spell, only just kind of minty flavored.

483
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 4: Like Randy Marshaw. And the Internet went down exactly.

484
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: It was just like that, and I had it all

485
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 2: over my arm. I mean, this went absolutely everywhere.

486
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 7: I've had that happen with those little travel sized toothpaste.

487
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: And then I went from Oh no, she's gonna think

488
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: I'm pooping to oh no, she's gonna think I'm masturbated,

489
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: because it was everywhehere.

490
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 3: She is a psychologist, and I.

491
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 2: Was trying to be polite.

492
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 3: Your smoke a joint, Josh, You're constant worrying about what

493
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 3: everyone's going to think of you only makes worse for you.

494
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: Well, yeah it did. It did make it a lot worse.

495
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,239
Speaker 2: You know, when you're sometimes when you're trying to hurry up,

496
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 2: you actually slow yourself down. And that was one of

497
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: those situations where everything that could go wrong went wrong.

498
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: How did everything go with the dentist? Oh? I remember

499
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: one time I turned to Josh and I said, let's

500
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: have sex, but two of us let's do it. Yeah,

501
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 3: And Josh said, I got to go to the doctor tomorrow.

502
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 3: I don't really want to have sex. I gotta go

503
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 3: to the doctor. I got an appointment. I kind of

504
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 3: want to be fresh. And I said, well, you're not

505
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 3: going to the dentist, are you? You mean gross?

506
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: I got a buddy that got in trouble with it,

507
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 2: But Joe kind of like that.

508
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 6: Don't look any like that.

509
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 3: You got in trouble.

510
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 2: What a buddy that got in trouble? You know, Ashley.

511
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 2: After after giving birth, they tell you that you got

512
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: to sit on the sidelines for a while, right, Yeah.

513
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: And so my buddy in front of like the doctor

514
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 2: and everything, said, oh, do you got like lockjaw or car?

515
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 2: Can you take care of me?

516
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 3: Oh god, no, I take care of me.

517
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 6: That is not funny.

518
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 2: They added a couple of weeks onto a sentence.

519
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, those nurses don't mess around because they are used

520
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 7: to some men saying stuff like that and being serious,

521
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 7: so they don't play when who and dudes start to

522
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 7: make jokes like that.

523
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, he said he felt pretty small after that. Yeah,

524
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 2: I'm sure as he should because he mostly meant it too,

525
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: which made it worse.

526
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 7: Oh god, my husband made like a couple jokes to

527
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 7: me privately, and I made sure he knew, like, hey,

528
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 7: you know, don't say anything that I could come across weird,

529
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 7: because I'm gonna leave you standing on that hill and

530
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 7: it's gonna make it so much worse.

531
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna laugh.

532
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 3: We were talking celebrity encounters earlier. First off, someone texted

533
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 3: in well not just anyone, they have a name, Perry Saturn.

534
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 3: Jesus texted and said, I once met Perry Saturn. Shut up, dude.

535
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 3: But another listener texted in and said, we were talking

536
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 3: celebrity encounters, right, said, I ran into Moe Williams for

537
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 3: We're Viking running back. Moe Williams. Do you know what

538
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 3: that bell means? Josh? We had a brief conversation about

539
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 3: this yesterday. I'm ringing the Eskimo brother bell, really, Williams,

540
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 3: I'm ringing the Eskimo brother. I don't know about that,

541
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 3: but you mean for him?

542
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 4: Of course?

543
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 3: All right, we ought to get going. Love all your

544
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 3: celebrity encounter text messages. I hope to make the time

545
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 3: now to scroll through some of them. See William Miles

546
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 3: going to be coming in later from what I understand.

547
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 3: Before you get too comfortable, we'll come right back at

548
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 3: you with the stupid news. We'll be back in a

549
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 3: couple of minutes.

550
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: Stupid news on the half assed the Morning Show.

551
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 3: Won't touch it, don't touch it? What happened, Josh? You

552
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 3: touched it?

553
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: I just.

554
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 3: I told him not to touch it.

555
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 2: Just a little taste. Oh I wanted just a little bit.

556
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what happened I'm coughing over here like

557
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 3: a bitch, and I coughed so hard. Off to my left,

558
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 3: I blew some papers off of the table. I blew

559
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 3: some papers smooth off of a table, and Josh went

560
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 3: and fetched them so sweet. Do you notice now you

561
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 3: got my kooties all over you when.

562
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: When you I just uh, I louped up with some

563
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: purel afterwards. But have you noticed that whenever you drop something,

564
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: I race over there and try and pick it up

565
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: so you don't have to.

566
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 3: Yes, I do, Yeah, Spalding, No.

567
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 2: I'm your squire.

568
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 3: What movie?

569
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 2: Well, that's got to.

570
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 3: Be the golf movie Caddy Shaky before he picked up

571
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 3: that baby Ruth. All right, onto the stupid news. But first,

572
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 3: we did receive some text messages. We were talking earlier

573
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 3: about random celebrity encounters. You run into this famous person that,

574
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: oh my god, I ran into so thrilling. People texted

575
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: in about their random celebrity encounters. One of our listeners

576
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 3: Josh ran into This is going back twenty six seven

577
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 3: eight years. One of our listeners ran into Ashley Simpson

578
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 3: at the Mall of America. So familiar not to be

579
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 3: mistaken with Ashford and Simpson, who were a singing duo

580
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 3: solid as a Rock. I think might have been there.

581
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 3: Their big hit was that as or was that Peaches

582
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 3: and herb who sang solid as a Rock? We canna eat.

583
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 3: Let's settle that first, Aspert Simpson. This individual ran into

584
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 3: Ashley Simpson.

585
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember this chick.

586
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: The younger sister of OJ. Nope, Jessica, the younger sister

587
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 3: of Jessica Simpson.

588
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 6: That's correct. I don't like her.

589
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: You don't like Ashley Simpson.

590
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 7: She changed the spelling of her name so like she

591
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 7: spelled it the regular way, a s ahl e y

592
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 7: and I don't know why she decided this, but it's

593
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,479
Speaker 7: now a s h l ee.

594
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 2: Well, there can only be one a s h l e.

595
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: Why why don't you try watching your own bobber? Yeah,

596
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 3: watch your own bob. I thought, I remember Ashley Simpson.

597
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 3: She had a hit pop single maybe two late.

598
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 6: Give me two.

599
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 3: I thought she was as cute as a button. Her

600
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 3: sister was stunning, no doubt, of course, her sister, Ashley

601
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 3: was stunning. But I'm sorry her sister. We just said

602
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 3: Jessica was stunning. But I thought Ashley Simpson was real cute.

603
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 3: Then didn't she get in trouble for lip syncing or something,

604
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: and I think.

605
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: That was Jessica wasn't no, it was actually on SNL.

606
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 4: They started playing the vocals before she was ready, and

607
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 4: then she just kind of awkwardly danced on stage and

608
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 4: then just kind of backed out, you know, like Homer

609
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,959
Speaker 4: Simpson into the bushes, just like I'm out girl.

610
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: You know it's girl, you know it's girl. You know

611
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 3: it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh, I want you.

612
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 2: I wonder how many times on Saturday Saturday Night Live

613
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: it is taped.

614
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 4: Or oh, it's most it's a lot of it is dubbed.

615
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 2: Oh really even like uh, you know, like the Foo

616
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 2: Fighters are somebody that's very oh.

617
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 4: No, they they play their own stuff. But if there's

618
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 4: some of these smaller people, you know, that aren't used

619
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 4: to performing live on TV and stuff, I think a

620
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 4: lot of it is recorded ahead of time.

621
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: You kind of wonder, especially the people that dance a lot, right,

622
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 2: I like to dance a breath and whatnot. So extra

623
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 2: I didn't mean that, dang.

624
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. I remember Ashley Simpson got in trouble, like Dana said,

625
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 3: for lip syncing on Saturday Night Live. So same, the

626
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 3: same fallout happened that we saw from the reference. I

627
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 3: was just making a minute ago from Singing Girl. You

628
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 3: know it's true. It was the same fallout for Millie Vanilli.

629
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: That was huge, that story.

630
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,479
Speaker 3: I mean they had five six number one songs for

631
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 3: Pete's Sake in a calendar year, and then suddenly they

632
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 3: were outed as a fraud. Here's another celebrity encounter that

633
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 3: one of our listeners had in his or her lifetime.

634
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: Met Mike Tice super Bowl weekend nineteen ninety nine. No,

635
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: you didn't. You thought it was Mike Tys. Was he

636
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 3: wearing a Oh they put it in the text he

637
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 3: was wearing a Leroy Hord jersey.

638
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know that's not Mike. We've heard the story

639
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: a lot of people. Local athletes.

640
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't count. Oh it doesn't. No, that doesn't count.

641
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 3: They got to begin, They got to be a national

642
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 3: in my book, right, I mean, you run into Careal

643
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: Caprice off at.

644
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 6: Foot locker, so what, he'd be pretty pumped.

645
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: He lives here in town just like you do.

646
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 6: You're able to have a conversation with me.

647
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 3: It doesn't count.

648
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: I hear what you're saying, but I never run into

649
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: them so I think it was kind of Yeah.

650
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 6: I think that counts.

651
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: We run in different circles and I don't leave the house,

652
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 2: and when I do, I don't like to leave the

653
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 2: zip codes.

654
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 4: You don't have a professional athletes stopping buy your house, Josh, No.

655
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:40,239
Speaker 6: No, no, I know I was going to come over here,

656
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 6: but not anymore.

657
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: That might change things. If you're there there to be

658
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 2: the draw. She's over there and she spells it normal.

659
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 6: I don't.

660
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 7: I think it's good that I've never seen a professional

661
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 7: athlete out in the wild.

662
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 6: I think I would act weird.

663
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 7: I won't know how to especially if it was like,

664
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 7: you know, one of the top ten beautiful men that

665
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 7: they got, I'd.

666
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,479
Speaker 6: Be really uncomfortable. I wouldn't be good at that.

667
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 3: Take it easy, will you?

668
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: You seem like you'd be very cool.

669
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 7: May I guess maybe I'm not giving myself enough credit.

670
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 7: But no, if I ran into like even like Marcus Felino,

671
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 7: I would have something to talk to him about. I'd

672
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 7: be like, hey, you're on the radio show I am

673
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 7: also on, And then that would be like all I

674
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 7: got you're really pretty thin?

675
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 4: Could depend how many drinks he had any Ashley, Yeah,

676
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 4: that's a good point. I can picture being pretty confident

677
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 4: talking to Marcus Fellina.

678
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 3: If you had a couple that would definitely help try

679
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 3: to control yourself. It's not that big of a friggin deal.

680
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 3: Josh mentioned earlier he ran into former Pigs defenseman Brent

681
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 3: Burns at a burger king or something.

682
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 2: Belly and this was before he looked like a caveman.

683
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 2: This is when he was kind of clean shaven.

684
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,919
Speaker 3: I got to tell you my Brent Burns story real quick.

685
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 3: So a buddy of mine was at a bar in

686
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,959
Speaker 3: Saint Paul after a Pigs game midnight, one o'clock, right

687
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 3: pack joint, and here comes Brent Burns, fresh out the

688
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 3: hockey rink, right. He was a pretty big, pretty big

689
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 3: wheel with the hockey club at the time he comes

690
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: into the bar. The line is seven people deep all

691
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 3: around the bar for a drinkie. But Brent Burns goes

692
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,240
Speaker 3: and shoves his way to the front and gets himself

693
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 3: a couple of Captain Cokes or whatever, and everyone else

694
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 3: in the bar was like, Oh, you're Brent Burns. My

695
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 3: buddy got pissed off. Hey, what the hell do you

696
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 3: think you're doing? Waiting line with everybody else? I'm standing here,

697
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 3: I'm sending for a half hour to get a friggin beer.

698
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 3: Here comes Dinkas from the Man Bear Pigs. Brent Burns.

699
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 3: He you know, he's pissed. So he waited, waited about

700
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 3: a half hour, waited for the rest of the sheeple

701
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 3: to leave Brent Burns alone. And then my pal walked

702
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 3: up to him and said, hey, you're Brent Burns from

703
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 3: the Wild right, And apparently Burns said yeah, and my

704
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 3: buddy said, yeah, you totally suck.

705
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 2: That's intimidating.

706
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 4: I don't know if I say that for a guy

707
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 4: known for a sport about fighting, fighting involved.

708
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 2: He's a intimidating guy.

709
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 3: All right. So today is special as far as the

710
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 3: stupid news report goes, today is special. It's a turd Tuesday,

711
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 3: or at least it ended up that way. It wasn't

712
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: something we had much control over. Every damn stupid news

713
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 3: story that fell into our laps today is fecal in nature.

714
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 3: So I guess we're stuck trying to fight our way

715
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 3: through turd Tuesday. God help us all.

716
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,439
Speaker 6: My tummy is already a little off.

717
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 3: I believe we're starting off with someone who throws their turds.

718
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 3: They're the worst that. That's not right.

719
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like monkeys do that, right, Yeah, that's not something. Yeah,

720
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 4: civilized community should do. Shouldn't do that.

721
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 3: I don't care who you are. That's not right. You're

722
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,240
Speaker 3: no better than an animal. If you're out there throwing

723
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 3: yours at people and it's a lady. That makes it

724
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,959
Speaker 3: worse in my book, it.

725
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 2: Does because you know, you automatically think, well, this is

726
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: some dude. Girls are more sophisticated, and typically they don't

727
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: throw their feces at others. Well, Ashley, you tell me

728
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: you go to the bathroom with them.

729
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 6: No, that's usually not not happening in there.

730
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you picture this being a guy?

731
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

732
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 6: I immediately did. Yeah, Sewer sorry guys.

733
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 3: Sewer repaired. Jesus has texted and he says, oh, turd Tuesday.

734
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 3: Go on. It makes it worse in my book that

735
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 3: this is a girl a lady throw because I can

736
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 3: handle a dude turd. I can handle seeing them, I

737
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 3: can handle talking about them. I've made my own over

738
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 3: the years. Girl turns frighten me because I don't understand them.

739
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 2: Maybe I can help crew up. With plenty of women

740
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 2: in the commune, been married a very long time, have

741
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 2: a daughter who had friends over. One notoriously would clog

742
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: the toilet every time she came over, which made me

743
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: pretty much an expert an unclogging toilet. That's a embarrassing

744
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: Once we get fired, or when I get fired from

745
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 2: this place, I'd like to do that, just kind of

746
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: recreationally as a service for people. Show up with a

747
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 2: plunger and take care of whatever you got.

748
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, that won't look suspicious.

749
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 7: A bunch of signs all over the neighborhood like I

750
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 7: will unclog your toilet for free.

751
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 2: So, Ashley, I didn't think my plan too far ahead.

752
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 3: And you're right, what are you saying?

753
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 2: I'm saying I can help.

754
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: You with this.

755
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 2: You said you don't understand girl, turn I fear them.

756
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: I have some experience, you know, you'll you'll be fine.

757
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 6: Maybe some exposure therapy.

758
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, is that a real thing? It is? Yeah,

759
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 3: I suppose your wife's one of these. I'm I'm gonna

760
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 3: live forever. She sits around all day eating grain and uh.

761
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:10,399
Speaker 2: I've actually never seen that from uh and like dry chicken, yes,

762
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 2: lots of powders and like droplets of stuff.

763
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 3: I imagine dry chicken. I imagine she can butter a bowl.

764
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll say that. I'll write that in

765
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: my Valentine's Day card to her? Can you butter a bowl?

766
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 3: Just around eating broccoli stalks and uh just terrible?

767
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 2: Nothing on it.

768
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 3: So this is a lady who throws her own poo.

769
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: Her name is Aeriel or something. She got in trouble

770
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 3: two years ago, two three years ago for throwing her

771
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 3: own pooh, and now I guess she's at it again.

772
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 3: A couple of years ago she was pooing in her

773
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 3: own hand and come on, tossing her logs into somebody's

774
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 3: koi pond.

775
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 4: That's random, man, Those poor fish.

776
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 6: Those are expensive and everything has to be very perfect

777
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 6: for them.

778
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those can be crazy expence.

779
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 3: They eat them up, the koi fish. They love her.

780
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 3: So she got sued for that. This time around, she's

781
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 3: throwing her own stool at a restaurant. She showed up

782
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 3: in disguise at a restaurant and had a fresh one

783
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 3: in her hand, and she upped and side armed the

784
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 3: deuce at a guy that she says is her ex

785
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 3: boyfriend who was working there as a waiter.

786
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,720
Speaker 6: Oh well, she found her way of attack.

787
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 3: So this gal must be very much in the middle

788
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 3: of some type of two year long mental disaster.

789
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: Every photo that I've seen of her, she kind of

790
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 2: looked like, Yeah, I throw turns and I'm having fun

791
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 2: with it. She doesn't look like a crazy person to me,

792
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: outside of when you know what she did and the

793
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 2: face she's making.

794
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 6: Oh, shame, shame.

795
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: Seems proud of it, like she's the funniest person in

796
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 2: the room.

797
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 3: She made a doodoo pie and then she threw it

798
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 3: in the direction of her supposed ex boyfriend. Take good, god,

799
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 3: duper Huh. The dude was horrified. Word is he left

800
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 3: the restaurant and he still hasn't come back to work.

801
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 3: This deal left him up.

802
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's get one of those restraining orders on that girl.

803
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 3: Probably the restaurant threw again Ariel, I think is the

804
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 3: name of this gal. The restaurant threw her out onto

805
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 3: the street, and then it sounds to me like she

806
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 3: actually had the balls to go online and complain about

807
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 3: the way she was physically tossed out of the restaurant.

808
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 3: You just attack someone with your own soft, warm feces.

809
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 3: What do you think is gonna happen a conversation.

810
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 6: You can't throw feces. He's anywhere nowadays.

811
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 3: I don't know where to go with this lady.

812
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 2: She needs help.

813
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 3: Then she goes online and claims that the restaurant kills

814
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 3: and eats cats when she tosses her own dukes. She

815
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: claims she's going after predators. She says her ex boyfriend

816
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 3: is a predator. Well, I mean, if that's true, if

817
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 3: you're really going after an awful person, it kind of

818
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 3: defeats the purpose when you do something that might be

819
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 3: considered even more revolting. How's anyone supposed to take your

820
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 3: allegations seriously? You're a turn thrower, That's all anyone will remember.

821
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: Right, That's a pretty big distraction.

822
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm all for going after people that, like, you know,

823
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 3: if you think they're a predator or whatever. You know,

824
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: there's ways to go about this. It's not taking a

825
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 3: deuce into your own hand and throwing it into a

826
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 3: public space.

827
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 2: There's a couple of corrections officers in the Brother and

828
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 2: Sisterhood that have shared some stories about wrestling people in poop,

829
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 2: poop milk thrown at them. What being covered covering the

830
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: walls like get the milk curtain.

831
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 4: I guess, so that's a tough drop.

832
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 6: It made like a like a grenade.

833
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a grenade.

834
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 6: Oh that's so messed up.

835
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah it.

836
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: Is people finger painting with it.

837
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 7: I was gonna say they should go to jail, but

838
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 7: you know that's I guess there's nothing else to do.

839
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 2: What do we do now?

840
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, my sister used to work at a hip clothing

841
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 3: store many, many, many years ago. She worked at some

842
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 3: hip clothing store in the city somewhere, and uh, they

843
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 3: had a constant battle with you know, street derelicts walking

844
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 3: in for no good reason. So they constantly had to

845
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 3: be throwing street derelics out of the clothing store, like, look,

846
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 3: you can't just wander around here all day playing with yourself.

847
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 3: We're trying to sell pants. But she said, the worst

848
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 3: part of it is quite a few of them they

849
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 3: went into the bathroom and they'd poop on the floor,

850
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 3: put their ass up against the wall, and then like

851
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 3: Joshua saying, finger paint with it and whatnot. But then

852
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 3: we come on, I'm just trying to sell some Bobby

853
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 3: Brown pants. This was back when they used to sell

854
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 3: Bobby Brown pants.

855
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 2: Josh I wanted Bobby Brown pants back in the day.

856
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 2: Never got Anybobby What were those?

857
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 3: My prerogative clap, it's a way that I want to

858
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 3: be that guy.

859
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: Could sing a song.

860
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 3: They were like bicycle pants. Your name again is Ashley,

861
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 3: like Capris. Those were the Bobby Brown pants, very tight,

862
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 3: late eighties, very tight. One of my favorite stories about

863
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 3: when my sister was working at this joint. The joint

864
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 3: was called super Pants. I think the name of the store,

865
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 3: good name, And she answered that. She answered the telephonsup,

866
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 3: you're gonna take the soup.

867
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 2: I'll take the soup. Yes, I have enough pants.

868
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 3: She answered the phone one day, Hello, Superpants, and a

869
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 3: dude on the other end of the phone said, you

870
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 3: got any of those Bobby Brown pants? Yeah?

871
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 2: To that, she said.

872
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got Bobby Brown paint.

873
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 8: Come.

874
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 2: Was that the same time as parachute pants?

875
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 3: Before?

876
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: It was before.

877
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 3: Parachute Before late eighties, everybody was wearing Bobby Brown pants

878
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 3: because he was doing the my prerogative bit right. And

879
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 3: then the ninety and ninety that's when Hammer what's his

880
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 3: name again, he came around and introduced everyone to the

881
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 3: very spacious parachute pants.

882
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,240
Speaker 6: Oh wow, super tight to super super baggy.

883
00:45:59,280 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: What was it?

884
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 3: See? What was the other Bobby Brown song other than

885
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 3: My Paradi? He hit it big with my Prerogative, and

886
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 3: then it was there was something else in there, Let's see,

887
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 3: and it all went. Your name Clapp be there and

888
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 3: your name Clapp Ben your name. That was the basis

889
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 3: for all of his songs.

890
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 8: Hmm.

891
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 2: Every little step, that's it.

892
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 3: Every little step I take, pop, she will be there.

893
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 3: Every little move I may come up.

894
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 2: Uh, if it isn't Love, is that new addition?

895
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 3: That's New Edition?

896
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 2: I was, I was asking.

897
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 3: I love.

898
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 2: I loved that song humping around?

899
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 3: Ain't nobody humping around?

900
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 4: What's that song about it?

901
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 3: Later?

902
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 2: That'll get you going? Yeah, that was a couple of

903
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 2: years later.

904
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 6: It's about Wednesdays.

905
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 3: New Edition. If it isn't Love nineteen eighty eight. What

906
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 3: a great song, What a great group they were. That

907
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 3: was after Bobby left New Edition, they replaced him with

908
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: Johnny Gill. Anyway, it's turd Tuesday one down. We continue

909
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 3: on in Pennsylvania authorities out that way, we're able to

910
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 3: get to the bottom of a fecal issue. Maybe you

911
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 3: amember this one, maybe you don't. Here's the deal and

912
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 3: it's another lady. A lady in Pennsylvania. She dropped wolf

913
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 3: bait on the floor of the beer cave at her

914
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 3: neighborhood convenience store. You know what I'm talking about When

915
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 3: I say beer cave.

916
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 2: I'm not even a drinker, and I think those are

917
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 2: kind of No.

918
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 6: I hate him. It's so chilling.

919
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 3: Told oh, I like the cold, though, leave it.

920
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 4: Especially in the summer. Walking in one of those hulls,

921
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 4: it's refreshing.

922
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,240
Speaker 3: Too cold.

923
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 7: I'll go and grab something off the shelf and they're like,

924
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 7: you know, we have that like cold in the fridge

925
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 7: and I'm like, Nope, not going in there.

926
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 6: I'll just take this lukewarm beer.

927
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 2: Well, I thought you.

928
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 6: I just not a shock like that.

929
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 3: There's no reason to have a beer cooler. I got

930
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 3: a fridge at home. It's too cold in there. Ashley

931
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,479
Speaker 3: and I are never going to buy any new stuff

932
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: because we want to get in and out of the

933
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 3: beer cooler as fast as possible. Hey, did you see

934
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 3: we got a special out? No, I didn't see you

935
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 3: had a special because it's frigging too cold in your

936
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: beer cooler. So a lady walked into the beer cooler

937
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 3: at her neighborhood convenience store, and she took us on

938
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 3: the floor. She's forty seven years old. Crystal with a

939
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: C or a K? Which would you prefer? This one's

940
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: with a C. What's the problem now?

941
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 4: I just like Crystal with a K, you do, but

942
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 4: not an Ashley with two e's.

943
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 6: Or the eig h or whatever.

944
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: Oh, don't be cruel. That's the one we're missing from

945
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 3: Bobby Brown. Oh, yeah, don't be cruel. That was late eighties.

946
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 3: Thank you everybody for texting it. Crystal with a sea.

947
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 3: She pleaded guilty in a court of law to this

948
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 3: and that. They say she created a hazardous and physically

949
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 3: offensive atmosphere in that beer cooler. Just dumped a road

950
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 3: apple right in the middle of that friggin beer cool

951
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 3: The courthouse told Crystal. Oh, they told her that she

952
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 3: can never ever, ever, ever, ever ever go back to

953
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 3: that store as long as she lives.

954
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 6: She shouldn't be allowed outside.

955
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 2: I mean, just like out of confinement. Yeah, just creating

956
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,479
Speaker 2: buttweisers and coolers all.

957
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 3: Over the place, shined to a wall or something. She's

958
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 3: no longer light, no longer allowed to go outsidepe Lilian

959
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 3: had those rules dumped on her back in Lilian was

960
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 3: not allowed to go outside. The day in question is

961
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 3: how they might have said it in court. On the

962
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 3: day in question, a workerman at the convenience store watched

963
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 3: Crystal pull off her pants and her underwears and pressed

964
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 3: one out right there on the floor of the beer cooler.

965
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 3: A new guy was in the corner of puke and

966
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 3: his guts out. The workerman and the new guy. Once

967
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 3: he gathered himself, they called the police. Crystal didn't wipe,

968
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 3: she just pulled up her underwears, and then she buttoned

969
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 3: up her high waisted jeans and she walked out.

970
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 2: It was awful job, you know what I'd imagine too.

971
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,439
Speaker 2: At first, like a she's disrobing, and they might think,

972
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 2: here we go, this is gonna be fun.

973
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 3: And then oh god, you're probably right.

974
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 2: When you find out what actually happened.

975
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 3: Workerman and the new guy, they're excited. They were excited. Crystal.

976
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 3: I can't help it.

977
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 4: Sorry, I love that.

978
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 3: I'm glad I don't work in the food and drink industry.

979
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 3: It seems like there's constant pressure to come up with

980
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 3: something new and outrageous, you know, to try to get

981
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 3: people to notice you. That's why We're constantly hearing about

982
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 3: these new you know, breast milk flavored brought worst, Yeah,

983
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 3: ice cream that tastes like the tears of Virgins or whatever.

984
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about. We're constantly being hammered

985
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 3: with all these stupid flavor combinations and things like that.

986
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 3: It sounds exhausting. Do you have to work in that industry?

987
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 3: And there's probably some boss up your ass constantly? So

988
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 3: here's the latest, and we're all supposed to go, oh wow,

989
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 3: how unique and interesting brewery and Oregon has just gotten done.

990
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 3: They mixed up a batch of beer and they're supposedly

991
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 3: bear poop in the beer somewhere.

992
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 4: Oh, it sounds delightful.

993
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 6: That can't be good for you.

994
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 2: I had that cat poop coffee. I'm not a coffee guy.

995
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 2: When it was kind of people talking about it here,

996
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 2: there was a shop that sold it was crazy expensive.

997
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 2: Do you remember what it was? Well, maybe compared to

998
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: like now, what you get at one of the big

999
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 2: chains wasn't that expensive, but back then it seemed like

1000
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: it was really expensive.

1001
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 3: I remember the conversation about coffee flavored with cat poop.

1002
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 2: But like twenty bucks or something for all that. Yeah,

1003
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: it was expensive. They brought it in and I thought, okay,

1004
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 2: I'll give it a shot. And I couldn't tell the

1005
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 2: difference at all.

1006
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 3: Most guys have to be pressured to eat the cat poop. No.

1007
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 3: All right, so did you hear me a new beer?

1008
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 3: And they're supposedly beer poo in there. I'm trying to

1009
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 3: find something interesting here.

1010
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 2: Well, you know it's a unique certainly.

1011
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,240
Speaker 3: Oregon. Did I say that? Yet? It's an Oregon?

1012
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 4: That makes sense. I probably could have guessed that.

1013
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,839
Speaker 3: Break Side Brewery they've cut loose with a limited edition

1014
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 3: bear poop beer.

1015
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 6: It seems really unnecessary.

1016
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 3: It is unnecessary.

1017
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 2: That's a good point, Ashley.

1018
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: Just like in the article it says, just like the

1019
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 3: bull testicles that were squeezed into a beer called Rocky

1020
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 3: Mountain Oyster stout, there was some other beer running around

1021
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 3: town that had goat brains.

1022
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,280
Speaker 6: These people are just bored poured.

1023
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 3: Into the well.

1024
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 4: They're just desperate to differentiate themselves from every other brewerat

1025
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 4: is the all. They're all the exact same.

1026
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't have to try that hard, or I mean,

1027
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 6: I mean you don't. You don't have to do do.

1028
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 7: Anything that all the breweries will always be exactly the same.

1029
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 7: You're gonna have beer that people don't really know, and

1030
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 7: then a food truck. That's it, that's what you got

1031
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 7: going on.

1032
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 4: Then like a shelf of like board games with a

1033
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 4: bunch of pieces missing that nobody ever touches.

1034
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, And I can't believe I forgot the

1035
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 7: flavored pretzels.

1036
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 6: There's flavored pretzels.

1037
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 4: Yes, oh my god, you're right, flavored pretzels. And there's

1038
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 4: like the little sample glasses you get they're kind of

1039
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 4: sniffing them around. Oh yeah, no, I will try this.

1040
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 4: You're right, that doesn't that's a good dark ale.

1041
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 6: I hat sorry, I hate.

1042
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 3: Oh you do?

1043
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't stand. I guess I don't really go.

1044
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 7: I just have never been a fan because anytime I've

1045
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 7: been invited and I go to a brewery, it's in

1046
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 7: the summer, and it's just always too hot and there's

1047
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 7: nowhere to sit.

1048
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 6: It takes so long to get my beer.

1049
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 4: And then and then if you're hungry, you go the

1050
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 4: food truck. You wait in line for forty five minutes,

1051
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 4: and then you're standing there with a beer in your

1052
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 4: hand and your food and trying to like to navigate

1053
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 4: both of those going.

1054
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 3: I can't take all this negativity.

1055
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 2: It is very negative.

1056
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 3: My god, you guys are haters.

1057
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 2: I was waiting, Dana. I thought for sure you were

1058
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 2: going to bring up a Jurassic Part quote that would

1059
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 2: fit this story perfectly, which one exactly said by doctor

1060
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: Ian Malcolm.

1061
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 4: Oh the oh god? Why am I blanking on the quote?

1062
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 2: I can't do it when I put on the spot either.

1063
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 2: The so preoccupied with whether or not they could they

1064
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 2: didn't stop to think if they should. Yeah, it seemed

1065
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 2: like that'd be a perfect quote for this story.

1066
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 3: I think I have time for one more turd related story.

1067
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,839
Speaker 3: One of them might have to even appear tomorrow. I'm

1068
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 3: not sure turd Tuesday is how it turned out.

1069
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 2: You could save it for a turd's Day if we

1070
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 2: want to give it a couple of days, or do

1071
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 2: it tomorrow.

1072
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 3: You know, once we once we get through tird Tuesday,

1073
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 3: I don't think I could live with myself if then

1074
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 3: later in the week we had a turds Day. That's

1075
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 3: too much for one week, too much, too many, too

1076
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 3: many puns for one.

1077
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 2: Nobody poops twice in one week.

1078
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 3: I'll get you, I'll get you one more.

1079
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 4: Here your poor ball movements. Josh.

1080
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 3: You know, if we do save one more for later

1081
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:44,320
Speaker 3: in the week, you most folks maybe won't even remember

1082
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 3: that we lived through turd Tuesday. You see what I'm saying?

1083
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I feel like turds do come up on

1084
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 4: a regular basis, just organically on during the stupid Yeah

1085
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 4: they do.

1086
00:55:54,800 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 3: What does this one say? Oh, the Potoma River out

1087
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 3: there towards Washington, d C. Have any of you's ever

1088
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 3: purified yourself in the waters of the Potomac River?

1089
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 6: No, no, I have not.

1090
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 2: I've never never been there.

1091
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 6: Then in Washington, d C.

1092
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 7: I can't remember if I saw our river.

1093
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 2: I saw the White House.

1094
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 6: I guess I can't recall there might have been some

1095
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 6: water on there.

1096
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 3: Well, no, I mean I ain't mad at you. I've

1097
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 3: been to a few different places, and if you ask

1098
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 3: me did you see your river? I would say I

1099
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 3: don't freaking know.

1100
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 7: I mean, we see bodies of water all the time

1101
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 7: and where we live, so it wouldn't be like, oh,

1102
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 7: my gosh, there's water, right.

1103
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 2: That's a good point, is right there?

1104
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 4: So you get home from a trip and you're like, oh, yeah,

1105
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 4: so I was how was the flight, How are the

1106
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 4: rivers by the way, pine trees were beautiful.

1107
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 3: If you do, If you do plan on diving into

1108
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 3: the Potomac anytime soon, you should know there's liquefied human

1109
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 3: waste in there. But that doesn't that go for any river.

1110
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it seems like so I grew up Minneapolis,

1111
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 2: and the lakes would close once a year. It seemed

1112
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,439
Speaker 2: like because they're like, got too many turds in the water,

1113
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 2: We got to clean this thing up or whatever they do.

1114
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 3: A couple summers ago on Lake Minnetonka, you couldn't go

1115
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 3: anywhere near that Big Island because some college kid sprayed

1116
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 3: diarrhea into the lake and then some other college kids

1117
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 3: swallowed it on accident while swimming around, and everybody caught

1118
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 3: E Coli in the in the entire neighborhood, So you couldn't. Yeah,

1119
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 3: I had to drop anchor at all these boring islands,

1120
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 3: Josh that didn't have college girls in thong bikinis because

1121
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 3: they closed Big Islands because one college kid diarrhea into

1122
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 3: the water and another college kid ate it.

1123
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: But Big Island, that's like there's some eye candy there,

1124
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 2: that's for sure. Yeah, I've never seen it where you

1125
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 2: couldn't just walk across boat to boat to boat.

1126
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: It was. It's always so passed. My wife and I

1127
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 3: go on we go on thong patrol when we're out

1128
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 3: on the lake. We'll be sitting somewheres else on the

1129
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 3: lake and my wife will sound a horn and then

1130
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 3: she screams thong patrol. And then we go to Big

1131
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: Island and we count the thongs.

1132
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 2: I have a buddy there's in Well, maybe I shouldn't

1133
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 2: stay where, but where he's at there's a big lake.

1134
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 2: And sometimes they go on what they call bikini patrol,

1135
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 2: right where they'll volunteer these cops. They'll volunteer to go

1136
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 2: out there and just make sure everybody's following the rules

1137
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 2: of the water. And they're just out there looking at

1138
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 2: the king huh.

1139
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 3: And then my wife will be like, well, that girl's

1140
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: butt is too flat for that thong. You know what

1141
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 3: I mean.

1142
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 2: She hates horrors. I mean, is that part of it.

1143
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 6: I like the criticism.

1144
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 3: She's probably scoping out her next victim. She should tell them,

1145
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 3: you want us to pull up a little closer. Yeah,

1146
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 3: So my wife can say no, but you don't have

1147
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 3: the proper bottom for those thong, all right. So Anyway,

1148
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 3: the bottom line is there's diarrhea running through the Potomac

1149
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 3: River in Washington, d C. They say it's bubbling two

1150
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 3: to three feet up in the air. It's a big yellow,

1151
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 3: brown bubble.

1152
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 2: Oh just a poop, guys.

1153
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Someone up a coffee cup in there and tested

1154
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 3: it and said that the E. Coli was off the charts.

1155
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 6: So, oh yeah, there's fecis in there, all right.

1156
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1157
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 2: I kind of assume every river is pretty disgusted.

1158
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 6: It's just like body of water, with the.

1159
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,439
Speaker 2: Exception of the Apple River.

1160
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, my mom never warned me about that river.

1161
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 2: Clean as can be.

1162
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 4: You can STD just waiting in the shallow.

1163
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 7: End of that river exactly. That's what my mother used

1164
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 7: to tell me when I was a teenagery. So she said,

1165
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 7: if you ever want to get an STD of any

1166
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 7: sort herpies, just go to the Apple River.

1167
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 2: Boy, it's got a reputation, doesn't It.

1168
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 6: Stuck with me and I've never been to the Apple

1169
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 6: River because of that cabin.

1170
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 3: We were young guys, drinking, you know, nothing but old Milwaukee,

1171
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 3: and if we did eat anything, it was weekend fishing trips.

1172
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 3: You know, all you do is drink can beer and

1173
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 3: if you do eat anything, it's maybe some beef jerky.

1174
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 3: So you go out fishing, middle of nowhere, middle of

1175
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 3: the water. He sometimes it would hit you. And one

1176
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 3: afternoon two of us had to jump into the water,

1177
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 3: take off our pants and underwears and just hang on

1178
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 3: to the side of the boat. It's horrible.

1179
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not swimming in anymore. The old aquedump

1180
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 6: there is going.

1181
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 3: To be let me tell you something, Yeah, Ashley, the

1182
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 3: Walleyes would really start snapping. No, yeah, that's when we

1183
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 3: would catch the wall shut off.

1184
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 4: I love that jump.

1185
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: Sports on the ninety three x Halfassed Morning Show, holding

1186
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: back to Hughes the Prisaw Fires, pri saw it.

1187
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 3: We're all smiling here in the what do you call

1188
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 3: where we're at right now? This is the studio. I

1189
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 3: don't know. There's no offense Anthony La Panta, but I

1190
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 3: love the enthusiasm.

1191
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a soccer announced, you know, they

1192
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 2: go crazy.

1193
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 3: Ye I'll tell you what. If you go see the Pigs,

1194
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 3: expect some free hockey. They played what I think their

1195
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 3: twenty second overtime game of the season last night Geez

1196
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 3: at home against the Moontreol Canadians. They got her done.

1197
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 3: The Russian kid. If he didn't notice from the call,

1198
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:26,760
Speaker 3: the Russian kid got one past the Habs goaltender Steed.

1199
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 3: Dang it, I coughed some more paper off the table.

1200
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 6: Josh, you're gonna pull a hamstering.

1201
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 2: I'm on his pit crew. I race over and make

1202
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 2: sure that's all ready.

1203
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 3: To go one more game before they go on strike

1204
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 3: for the Olympics. But they got the win last night.

1205
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 3: Pretty good hockey team we got here in town.

1206
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we'll get to talk to Marcus Fleeno tomorrow.

1207
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. It's been a while.

1208
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 3: I'm telling you. Running out of patience with the Timberwell

1209
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 3: timber wore. They just Memphis was the far better ball

1210
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 3: club last night, beat the Wolves by nine and getting aggravated.

1211
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 3: Let's just make the trade for that dude from Milwaukee

1212
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 3: and get it over with.

1213
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 2: We're like every day it's a will they won't they

1214
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 2: type situation?

1215
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 3: Oh you damn right, it is. It is. You bet

1216
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 3: it is.

1217
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 2: Articles written at it yesterday before we go.

1218
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 3: We had a conversation earlier about random celebrity encounters. You

1219
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 3: ran into this singer, you ran into this wrestler, you

1220
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: ran into this television movie person that we got a

1221
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 3: winner from one of our listeners. I wish I had

1222
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 3: a name for you. I don't, but we got a winner.

1223
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 3: There's no way anyone can top this. At the airport,

1224
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 3: one of our listeners ran into Ashton Kutcher, coolioh.

1225
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 4: Jarule, Jarrule, cool Jah Rule.

1226
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 3: And Jaliel White otherwise known as Erkele.

1227
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 4: They all hanging out together. What celerity softball game are

1228
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 4: they off to?

1229
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 3: All four of them together, Ashton Coacher, the Coolio, Jarrule

1230
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 3: and Jaliel White Erkele. And yes, our lister tells us

1231
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 3: they were traveling together for a celebrity basketball tournament.

1232
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's right.

1233
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 2: I always thought, and I'm not trying to be cute here,

1234
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 2: but I always thought Coolio would be cool. He's somebody

1235
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 2: that I I wouldn't mind meeting.

1236
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, am I not?

1237
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 3: So? Did the guy die? He did? Yeah? Unfortunately you

1238
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 3: can't meet him now.

1239
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 2: No, No, he's he's Deadio.

1240
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 3: You can't. Oh god, we ought to take a break.

1241
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 3: Cubby's got his news coming up next half Fast Morning

1242
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 3: Show ninety three X.

1243
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 9: It's interrupted migrating process again. You know, I hadn't made

1244
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 9: much progress when my dad did pass away. Now it's

1245
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 9: like I'm just starting all over again. I just wish

1246
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 9: somebody to bring.

1247
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 8: Them back home.

1248
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 2: Well, this is a weird one. Cops in Colorado are

1249
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 2: investigating an unusual home burglary in which thieves broke in

1250
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 2: and stole only one thing and urn containing the homeowner's

1251
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 2: father's ashes. The incident happened shortly before four pm January

1252
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 2: twenty first, when the homeowner checked her security cameras and

1253
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 2: saw two unknown men inside. Investigators believe it was a

1254
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 2: targeted burglary because the men appeared to know the homes

1255
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 2: layout and after breaking in, they went straight to her bedroom.

1256
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 2: Electronics and other valuables were left untouched, and nothing else

1257
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 2: seemed to be missing, so at first no one understood

1258
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 2: what the intruders had been looking for or why the

1259
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 2: break in happened. Then she noticed one thing from them

1260
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 2: was gone, her father's earn. She had a simple message

1261
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 2: for the ash hats behind the grave crime. Return my

1262
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 2: father's ashes, she said. Detectives say they're following leads and

1263
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 2: still investigating that case.

1264
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 6: What the hell, that's so messed up?

1265
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's gotta Well, she didn't recognize them, she or,

1266
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 2: you know, I take that back. Maybe maybe they were

1267
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 2: covered up head to toe. I don't know, but she

1268
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 2: didn't know who they were. These guys think they must

1269
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 2: have known the family somehow, right.

1270
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 3: Is it possible these guys were so ef and hammered

1271
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 3: on street drugs that they had no idea what they

1272
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 3: even brought with them.

1273
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 4: I suppose, Yeah, it could be even they were just

1274
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 4: targeting just the ashes once she had maybe just stop

1275
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 4: to see if they have a Nintendo switch or something.

1276
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 4: You grab as long as you're there, Yeah, I guess, yeah,

1277
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 4: grab a couple other things. The break in, you know,

1278
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 4: Philip fill up that bag?

1279
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 2: How terrible? Well, I mean, of all the things, I'm

1280
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 2: sure that's the one thing, right that would be the worst,

1281
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 2: And that's what they took.

1282
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 4: It's one of those just I don't I'm not going

1283
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 4: to press charges, I just want it back type of things.

1284
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 2: And I would say I want to press I would

1285
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 2: take it back and I would immediately press charges. You know,

1286
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I missed as somebody texting they wanted an

1287
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 2: earlier birthday shout out during the sports segment there, so

1288
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 2: I apologize. Hopefully you're still in the car, Fiona rose,

1289
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 2: Happy eleventh birthday to you, and again, sorry I didn't

1290
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 2: see that text. Earlier, in Indiana, man's rage over what

1291
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 2: he considered an unforgivable breach of stop sign etiquette spiraled

1292
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 2: into an armed, intoxicated chase with cremated human remains riding shotgun.

1293
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 2: Investigators say a couple drove around a jeep which appeared

1294
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 2: to be stuck at a four way stop. The driver

1295
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 2: of that jeep, identified as fifty year old Jay Messer,

1296
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 2: took offence and followed them, shouting as he went. At

1297
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 2: a different stop sign, he pulled up behind him, pulled

1298
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:49,440
Speaker 2: a gun, leaned out the window and said, quite meanly,

1299
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 2: I will effing kill you. The wife took a photo

1300
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 2: of his license plate, and the couple drove off, hoping

1301
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 2: that some space might end that altercation. It did not.

1302
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 2: Police eventually caught up with Messer and pulled the jeep over.

1303
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 2: A breath test followed. Messer blew a point two five zero,

1304
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 2: not only over the limit, but also passed the breaking

1305
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 2: point for his bladder control. When he stepped out, his

1306
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 2: lack of sobriety was made worse by gravity. He had

1307
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 2: trouble standing up and he urinated in his pants after

1308
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 2: making a messer in those pants. Police search Messer's vehicle

1309
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 2: and found ammunition, three guns, and envelope stuffed with cash,

1310
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 2: assorted drugs, and because ash grass or ass nobody rides

1311
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 2: for free. A bag containing cremated human remains were in

1312
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 2: there as well.

1313
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,520
Speaker 3: They got any further information on those remains.

1314
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 2: No, they didn't say. It was just kind of sitting

1315
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 2: in the front seat, maybe buckled up or something in

1316
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 2: a just in a blue bag.

1317
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 3: Hang well, there you go.

1318
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 2: Hey, Minneapolis man with some serious anger issues. We'll spend

1319
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 2: four years in prison after turning twin Cities traffic into

1320
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 2: target practice, firing and other drivers during two road rage

1321
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 2: incidents in Saint Paul, including one carrying children. Children, Police

1322
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 2: say a father was driving on Summit Avenue with his

1323
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,560
Speaker 2: six and nine year old kids when another driver tailgated him,

1324
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 2: passed him in oncoming traffic, and then shot at his

1325
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:13,360
Speaker 2: vehicle for some reason.

1326
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 3: Ah.

1327
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 2: Thankfully no one was hurt. About a month later, another

1328
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 2: driver reported being shot at near Snelling and Selby. He

1329
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 2: followed the suspect while calling nine one one and gave

1330
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 2: police the license plate. Officers arrested the twenty four year

1331
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,559
Speaker 2: old weeks later and found a loaded handgun and ammunition

1332
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 2: in his car. He told investigators he didn't recall a

1333
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,800
Speaker 2: road rage incident with the earlier driver, adding if they

1334
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 2: are saying it's my car, then well I guess it happened.

1335
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 2: He also said I hate driving. All it's caused me

1336
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 2: is problems, tickets at least for speeding.

1337
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 3: He said, a guy who was shooting at other drivers

1338
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 3: is complaining about other drivers giving him problems.

1339
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't like driving, okay apparently, And again, if

1340
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 2: you know, if somebody's going to accuse you of shooting

1341
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:58,640
Speaker 2: at their car, you know how it goes. Well, if

1342
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,760
Speaker 2: they said I must have done it, if only his

1343
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 2: life weren't being held hostage by a steering wheel. Ah

1344
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 2: Walk Dorcas. The case file also adds another footnote he

1345
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 2: has an open case in Dakota County accusing him of

1346
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,719
Speaker 2: waving a gun at an Egan motorist the day before

1347
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 2: his arrest in the Saint Paul shootings.

1348
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:19,840
Speaker 6: What's this deal?

1349
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 3: I don't know. We don't know what his deal is.

1350
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 6: Wants to shoot some people?

1351
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 2: A bus pass and a quaylude or something, take a

1352
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:30,360
Speaker 2: coaylude bro. With Valentine's Day coming up, some people may

1353
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 2: be thinking about rekindling an old romance. There's probably better

1354
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 2: ways to win back an X, though this one isn't

1355
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:40,360
Speaker 2: one of them, because nothing says be mine like ammunition

1356
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 2: and surveillance. Authorities in Florida say a twenty three year

1357
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,960
Speaker 2: old EMT tried to restart a relationship. I've bombarding his

1358
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,759
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend with messages, handwritten letters, one of which included

1359
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 2: a live nine millimeter bullet, and by secretly planting a

1360
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,000
Speaker 2: GPS tracker on her car.

1361
01:09:57,439 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 3: What he mailed her a bullet?

1362
01:09:59,240 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 2: Yeah he did.

1363
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1364
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 2: Investigators say it started well, at least he wrote.

1365
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:03,519
Speaker 4: It in a letter.

1366
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 2: He might have just put it in the mailbox. Investigator

1367
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 2: said it started when he reached out, saying he still

1368
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:10,479
Speaker 2: loved her and wanted to get back together.

1369
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 3: That's very nice. Yeah, you know, I.

1370
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:13,639
Speaker 2: Made some mistakes.

1371
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 3: No thanks.

1372
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:17,559
Speaker 2: The woman told police his behavior escalated over the past

1373
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,120
Speaker 2: six months, saying he had been harassing her through text,

1374
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 2: handwritten letters, and other social media posts.

1375
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 7: Something is so scary and eerie about a guy harassing

1376
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:29,760
Speaker 7: you through a handwritten letter. Did you take the time

1377
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 7: to write down, bitch?

1378
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 4: The only thing worset would be if they did the

1379
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,799
Speaker 4: thing from the movies where he cut all the letters

1380
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 4: from a magazine and put it together.

1381
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:37,400
Speaker 6: Letter.

1382
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that seems like so much work.

1383
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I get exhaustages looking at those when

1384
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 4: I see him on screen.

1385
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 6: You gonna have to go and get some magazines.

1386
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,120
Speaker 4: First, I gotta go to the store and get some

1387
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 4: get some glue.

1388
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 2: The two dated for about two years before breaking up

1389
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,919
Speaker 2: roughly eight or nine months ago. Then on January eleventh,

1390
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:58,560
Speaker 2: she found the handwritten letter about two am. Inside was

1391
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:02,040
Speaker 2: a live nine millimeter, which was not the caliber of

1392
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 2: grand Romantic gesture he thought it was. The letter talked

1393
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 2: about how much he messed things up and asked for

1394
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:10,719
Speaker 2: another chance, saying he loved her very much. She blocked

1395
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 2: his phone number and social media accounts, but police say

1396
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 2: he just kept contacting her using new ones. Last week,

1397
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 2: she discovered an Apple air tag attached to her car

1398
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 2: after Apple alerted her that the tracker was present. During

1399
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,320
Speaker 2: an interview, the man admitted to writing the letters, sending

1400
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 2: the bullet, and placing the tracker, telling investigators he did

1401
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 2: it because he still loved her and wanted her to

1402
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,559
Speaker 2: know that he'd like her back.

1403
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:36,120
Speaker 4: These days, blocking someone's number isn't enough because then they

1404
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,599
Speaker 4: can Facebook message you, they can Instagram message you, they

1405
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 4: can email you, they message you on Twitter. There's so

1406
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,799
Speaker 4: many ways to get ahold of people these days. It's frustrated.

1407
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,760
Speaker 7: It's very, very easy to just download an app too

1408
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 7: that hides your number. You can just bussage them from

1409
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 7: I don't know, some made up random number that.

1410
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:56,679
Speaker 4: It's never been easier via soccer than twenty twenty six.

1411
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:01,519
Speaker 2: Breakups are hard, but there he's cheaper than bail and

1412
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:05,640
Speaker 2: autobody repair. A Georgia woman's accused of getting drunk and

1413
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 2: repeatedly driving her car into her ex's vehicle after a fight.

1414
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:14,040
Speaker 2: Fifty year old Cansy Contreras intentionally slammed her vehicle into

1415
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,720
Speaker 2: the man's car multiple times after he had exchanged that

1416
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 2: night about eleven thirty pm. The tension had been simmering

1417
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 2: all day with phone arguments, then boiled over when the

1418
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 2: man returned to the house about ten to collect his belongings.

1419
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,919
Speaker 2: That's when she's accused of headbutting him, leaving one eye bruised,

1420
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 2: and then hopping behind the wheel aiming at his car

1421
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,559
Speaker 2: several times. The head butt. I kind of forget about

1422
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 2: the head butt out.

1423
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't see that one very often.

1424
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,920
Speaker 2: Outside of like in bar fights and movies.

1425
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1426
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:42,920
Speaker 4: Like I say, Jason Stath the movie, I feel like

1427
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:44,680
Speaker 4: Stathan's kind of got the headbut down to a t.

1428
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,320
Speaker 7: That would never be one of my first moves because

1429
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:49,120
Speaker 7: I don't want to hurt myself trying to hurt you.

1430
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:50,719
Speaker 6: That sounds miserable.

1431
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,640
Speaker 7: I'm not tall enough because I don't know is there

1432
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 7: a correct way to do it where like it doesn't hurt.

1433
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 3: You as much. I get him in the bridge of

1434
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:56,880
Speaker 3: the nose.

1435
01:12:57,160 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 2: Yep oh. When deputies arrived, they found entire tracks carved

1436
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 2: into a yard and a bumper tossed into the grass.

1437
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 2: When she started having difficulty getting traction in the wet grass,

1438
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 2: the victim got into his vehicle to leave, but she

1439
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 2: managed to ram his car several more times with him

1440
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:16,280
Speaker 2: inside of it before he drove away and called nine

1441
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:19,679
Speaker 2: to one one. She was later charged with aggravated assault

1442
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,679
Speaker 2: and several other offenses. That man said he does not want.

1443
01:13:23,479 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 3: Her back, doesn't want her back. No, here's the sad truth.

1444
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:31,439
Speaker 3: That's the best sex he's ever had. Well, let's talk

1445
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:33,639
Speaker 3: about that that's what he's thinking about when he sees

1446
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:36,640
Speaker 3: her smashing into his motor vehicle over and over and

1447
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 3: over and over again. He's thinking, my god, what have

1448
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 3: I done? This woman is completely insane, but he can't

1449
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 3: help but think about the heat that she brings into

1450
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:46,799
Speaker 3: the bedroom.

1451
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's even thinking, Okay, if she does it

1452
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 2: one more time, I gotta let her go.

1453
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,720
Speaker 3: It's the sad truth. That's the best sex he will

1454
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 3: ever have.

1455
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 2: Valenti at the passion right.

1456
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 3: Oh.

1457
01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day is supposed to be about love, romance, maybe

1458
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,040
Speaker 2: a nice dinner, but it can also be about closure,

1459
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 2: or justice or revenge. The Minnesota Zoo is hosting its

1460
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:13,080
Speaker 2: popular name a Bug fundraiser, Oh cute. You can name

1461
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 2: the bug after a person of your choosing, an ex aphrenemy,

1462
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 2: or that coworker you'd like to knuck punch into the

1463
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,919
Speaker 2: next cubicle. If you donate fifteen bucks to the Minnesota

1464
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 2: Zoo Foundation on Valentine's Day before four pm, the Zoo

1465
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 2: will notify that person a bug has been named in

1466
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:32,559
Speaker 2: their Dishonor you could even include aim to don't tell.

1467
01:14:32,439 --> 01:14:33,840
Speaker 6: Them, nah, let's give it.

1468
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 2: On the DM no you want them to know. You

1469
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:40,160
Speaker 2: can even include a personalized note for your chosen foe.

1470
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,559
Speaker 2: And the best part is your money doesn't just buy

1471
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 2: the petty satisfaction of commemorative insects spite. It helps feed

1472
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 2: the zoo animals as well.

1473
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,760
Speaker 3: It helps feed the animals, Ashley, if you.

1474
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:53,759
Speaker 2: Like monkeys and whatnot, they'll eat because of your Oh,

1475
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 2: your spite, because we're hatred.

1476
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:59,519
Speaker 6: Having name a bug after you, guys, If that's is

1477
01:14:59,560 --> 01:14:59,960
Speaker 6: that okay?

1478
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I would be honored if an

1479
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 4: ex carod enough to want to name a bug after me,

1480
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 4: and that'd be kind of a badge of honor.

1481
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:10,120
Speaker 3: I think I did this a few years ago. Keith

1482
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 3: was not happy.

1483
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:13,559
Speaker 2: He didn't appreciate it.

1484
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,759
Speaker 3: No, I let him know, Frickin' Keith.

1485
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 2: The twenty twenty six Pro Bowl games will bore viewers

1486
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:25,080
Speaker 2: tonight on ESPN. Jerry Rice coaches the NFC team and

1487
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 2: Steve Young is the coach for the AFC and on

1488
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:28,479
Speaker 2: Prime Video.

1489
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:31,960
Speaker 3: I was like something Keith would watch. Keith. He loved that.

1490
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:32,840
Speaker 6: Stupid Keith.

1491
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:34,479
Speaker 3: He freaking loved it. And I lit him up at

1492
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 3: the zoo and he he hasn't spoken to me sid.

1493
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 4: He thought you guys were just going to the zoo

1494
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:41,679
Speaker 4: to have a good time. Little did he know there's

1495
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 4: a bug named after him.

1496
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 2: And on Prime Video the second season finale of Fallout,

1497
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 2: actress Isla Fisher's fifty. Isla right, that's what you. Isla

1498
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 2: Fisher turns fifty today. Hall of Fame quarterback and host

1499
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 2: of That's Incredible Fran Tarkenton eighty six, and happy belated

1500
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:03,040
Speaker 2: birthday to Sylva of the Puppy Hood who turned one yesterdayday.

1501
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:04,599
Speaker 2: That's ninety three.

1502
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,160
Speaker 3: X News Randy Shaver on.

1503
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:10,160
Speaker 9: The Half Fast Morning Show, did you see a slippage

1504
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:13,679
Speaker 9: in just competitiveness overall with at times?

1505
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? So, you know, certainly early on, how do you

1506
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:18,559
Speaker 3: kind of draw that out of them? What do they

1507
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,639
Speaker 3: have you'?

1508
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 4: It's on that they got to come in put dorka.

1509
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,360
Speaker 3: You know, they can't be a sometimes thing. Finching.

1510
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 10: I don't frustrated. He's frustrated, you can hear it.

1511
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 3: I don't know how he does it.

1512
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:37,759
Speaker 10: Old Finchy, Well, it's it's getting to be a broken

1513
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:39,400
Speaker 10: record and that's not good.

1514
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 3: There are times he looks like he just wants to

1515
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:46,719
Speaker 3: remove all of his clothing moon the crowd and walk

1516
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:47,400
Speaker 3: away forever.

1517
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:49,639
Speaker 10: Don't blame him.

1518
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:53,519
Speaker 3: Randy Shaver's here and so is see Willie Miles. Hello everyone,

1519
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:58,440
Speaker 3: good morning. See Willie Miles. Just got back from Arizona.

1520
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,400
Speaker 3: How was your trip to Arizona? Man?

1521
01:17:00,439 --> 01:17:03,880
Speaker 8: It was pleasant, you know, the weather was perfect, the

1522
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,320
Speaker 8: golf game was sweet.

1523
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, good time to go. That's right.

1524
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 8: The family still loves me. I'd love to see Dad

1525
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 8: come visit. That's what's not to love? What's not to love?

1526
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:16,280
Speaker 3: That's what I said.

1527
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. There.

1528
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 8: I'm looking good, I'm smelling good, got a pocket full

1529
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:23,519
Speaker 8: of cats.

1530
01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 3: You eat good all.

1531
01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:27,960
Speaker 10: I need a place that.

1532
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 3: Lay my head. You do always smell wonderful.

1533
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:32,439
Speaker 2: That's true.

1534
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:37,559
Speaker 3: It's called black product. It's called what I'm sorry, black product.

1535
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 8: It's not that's literally the name. It's product, but it's

1536
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 8: called product black Prada. I just call it. I just

1537
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:46,759
Speaker 8: say black product.

1538
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:50,120
Speaker 3: A little behind years before Randy Shaver is blowing my

1539
01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 3: brains completely, and we turned Randy down a little bit.

1540
01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:59,479
Speaker 3: It's not your fault. It's just you sound like maybe

1541
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,519
Speaker 3: your MIC's closer to your face than you you have.

1542
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 3: You have taken residence in my friggin brain.

1543
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 2: It does seem better.

1544
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:13,240
Speaker 3: Sounds very windy, very windy, weird. Are you outside? Are

1545
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:13,920
Speaker 3: you outside?

1546
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 10: Absolutely not?

1547
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 3: Well. Glad to have you here, see William Miles, I'm

1548
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:21,200
Speaker 3: glad you enjoyed your trip to Arizona. The Memphis Grizzlies

1549
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 3: were the far better ball club last night. They beat

1550
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:29,360
Speaker 3: the Timberwolves by nine. Just make a trade already, get

1551
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:33,240
Speaker 3: it over with, Make a trade for that dude from

1552
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 3: Milwaukee already, because obviously this core of players, as much

1553
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:41,080
Speaker 3: as I love them and enjoy watching them, this core

1554
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 3: of players, there's there's something about this regular season that

1555
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:50,800
Speaker 3: isn't grabbing them. Yep, there's something about their current Yeah,

1556
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:54,559
Speaker 3: their current set up, something isn't grabbing their attention.

1557
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:00,559
Speaker 10: And I'm not sure Nick, that trading for a Malik

1558
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 10: Monk or a Kobe White is the answer for that.

1559
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:06,879
Speaker 10: I don't think that changes the dynamic very much.

1560
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 3: It might, I just don't think so.

1561
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 10: I think that it's they need a I guess, for

1562
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:18,280
Speaker 10: lack of a better term of pat Bev, somebody that

1563
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 10: just will fire them up, because there is nobody right

1564
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 10: now that's getting them to play defense on a consistent basis.

1565
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:29,320
Speaker 10: They gave up one hundred and thirty seven to Memphis

1566
01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:31,759
Speaker 10: last night, a team that had lost six in a row.

1567
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 10: That's just not having a good season. They're missing their

1568
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:40,160
Speaker 10: star player and John Moraan and the Wolves just looked awful.

1569
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:44,040
Speaker 10: They just cannot defend. They were down twenty for most

1570
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 10: of the fourth quarter last night. Just not interested.

1571
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:52,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, something's got to happen because they're just not able

1572
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:56,519
Speaker 3: to grasp the importance of your average regular season game.

1573
01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:00,559
Speaker 3: So can you keep hearing Chris Finch over and over

1574
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:05,160
Speaker 3: again saying, you know, postgame press conferences like you heard

1575
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 3: in our intro, you know, he doesn't know what to do.

1576
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,400
Speaker 3: They can't figure it out. They can't figure it out.

1577
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,160
Speaker 3: They can't figure out the fact that you have to

1578
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:17,240
Speaker 3: bring that intensity every possession, so they lose games that

1579
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 3: they shouldn't normally lose. Jared Jackson Junior scored thirty points

1580
01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:23,479
Speaker 3: for Memphis. The Wolves never seemed to come up with

1581
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,120
Speaker 3: a way to slow that dude down. Yes, Anthony Edward

1582
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:28,559
Speaker 3: scored thirty nine points, but it seemed as if he

1583
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 3: was more concerned with complaining to the officials all night

1584
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,080
Speaker 3: long than playing defenunse defense is how you say it.

1585
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,840
Speaker 3: I'm getting totally burned out on his routine. I'd be

1586
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 3: a one from day one. He's acting more and more

1587
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:42,320
Speaker 3: like baby nuts. He acts like baby nuts now or

1588
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 3: Carl or sure, you.

1589
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:50,479
Speaker 8: Can leave Carl alone. He's gone, right, No, But I'm saying, yeah,

1590
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:53,000
Speaker 8: they all have that same attitude. That's that's what I

1591
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:57,280
Speaker 8: was trying to point out before this. I'm not a

1592
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 8: big I don't watch them hardly ever anymore. I mean,

1593
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:03,200
Speaker 8: it's just to me, it's just the game is just weird,

1594
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:07,760
Speaker 8: and they don't there's they look like they have zero chemistry,

1595
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,760
Speaker 8: and then there's some games look like they were made

1596
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:10,920
Speaker 8: in a factory together.

1597
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.

1598
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:15,240
Speaker 8: It's it's just you're right, and there's just no consistency

1599
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:17,400
Speaker 8: and it's hard for me to to sit and watch

1600
01:21:17,479 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 8: something like that.

1601
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 10: And also, this team again lacks bench deaths. They just

1602
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,120
Speaker 10: don't have enough coming off the bench other than nots,

1603
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:30,479
Speaker 10: and it's just it's a frustrating thing. They've got these

1604
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:34,000
Speaker 10: young guys who just have not developed, and and that's

1605
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:38,160
Speaker 10: too bad because they spend a lot of draft equity

1606
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,800
Speaker 10: in some of those guys and it's just not working out.

1607
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:44,599
Speaker 3: So and this team is ten games over five hundred,

1608
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,479
Speaker 3: ten or eleven games over five hundred.

1609
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:49,640
Speaker 10: They're sitting in the five spots. Yeah, wes in a

1610
01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 10: very competitive West Division. But but they have the problem

1611
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 10: is the problem, isn't it. They just don't play defense

1612
01:21:57,560 --> 01:21:58,599
Speaker 10: on the consistent right.

1613
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,040
Speaker 3: Right, they're ten eleven games above five hundred, they're fifth

1614
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:07,880
Speaker 3: in the West, but yet overall they haven't played up

1615
01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:11,639
Speaker 3: to their ability for the majority of this regular season.

1616
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:16,519
Speaker 3: Next up, they play in Toronto tomorrow night. It's been

1617
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:19,160
Speaker 3: something like twenty two years since the Wolves have won

1618
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 3: a game in.

1619
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:21,679
Speaker 10: Ontario's right, that's correct?

1620
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:25,920
Speaker 3: Wait? What Yeah, they haven't won in Ontario since Kevin

1621
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:29,160
Speaker 3: Garnett and Sam Cassell and that whole group was together

1622
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 3: in two thousand ought four.

1623
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:34,400
Speaker 10: Remember they go there once a year, right, Well, there's

1624
01:22:34,439 --> 01:22:36,840
Speaker 10: only one opportunity every year to.

1625
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 8: Do it'd be different if they went twice a year

1626
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:44,960
Speaker 8: at least to be half the time.

1627
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:48,760
Speaker 10: Right in. Toronto's good, I mean, Toronto's fourth in the

1628
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 10: East right now, They've got a lot of young talent.

1629
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:54,799
Speaker 10: They're very good. It'll be a difficult game for the Wolves.

1630
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. You can't be that good for twenty years.

1631
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,560
Speaker 3: I'm just nobody.

1632
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:04,439
Speaker 10: Can't be or can you be that bad for twenty Well,

1633
01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:07,960
Speaker 10: you can go to Toronto when you cross the border.

1634
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,160
Speaker 3: There's something about this ball club where they just don't

1635
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,719
Speaker 3: get it. I know it's frustrated, So make a trade

1636
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:16,040
Speaker 3: for the kid from Milwaukee. I'm reading more and more

1637
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:19,040
Speaker 3: stories about how the Wolves are the most aggressive team

1638
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:21,719
Speaker 3: in the Western Conference as far as trying to finger

1639
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:25,200
Speaker 3: out a trade for the Greek Freak. Thursday is the

1640
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 3: trade deadline.

1641
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:29,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, a guy like Gi honest doesn't come around that often.

1642
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:29,640
Speaker 3: Just do it.

1643
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:33,479
Speaker 10: That's why it's so exciting for so many teams. I mean,

1644
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 10: Golden State has a lot of interest in him. They

1645
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,280
Speaker 10: have a lot of draft equity they can trade. It

1646
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:41,599
Speaker 10: depends on what Milwaukee wants in return.

1647
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:44,519
Speaker 3: It used to depend on what Milwaukee wants in return.

1648
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,280
Speaker 3: Now I don't care what they want. Give it to it.

1649
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:51,479
Speaker 3: I don't want to lose Jaden McDaniels either, But like

1650
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:55,320
Speaker 3: I said, this team collectively doesn't get it. Yeah, yeah,

1651
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 3: I love Jaden McDaniels. But now it no longer depends

1652
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:01,080
Speaker 3: what Milwaukee wants. Whatever Milwaukee he wants, give it to him.

1653
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,680
Speaker 3: The Greek Freak comes over here. We'll watch him and

1654
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:11,559
Speaker 3: Edwards do their thing. Make the deal. Paul George working

1655
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 3: for the Philadelphia seventy six ers these days. The NBA

1656
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:19,880
Speaker 3: uped and suspended. They suspended him twenty five games were

1657
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:24,920
Speaker 3: violating the drug policy. He says he's been taking some

1658
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:29,600
Speaker 3: pills for his mental health and screwed up. Took the

1659
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:35,360
Speaker 3: wrong pill. Gummies. Maybe it was gum drops that everybody's

1660
01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:38,519
Speaker 3: into these days. Uh yeah, I don't know what the

1661
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:43,120
Speaker 3: hell happened here, took some in proper medication. He takes

1662
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:48,280
Speaker 3: full responsibility. He apologizes to everybody. Took the wrong dope.

1663
01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:53,600
Speaker 7: Wow, my brother's had a cold lately, and my mo

1664
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,479
Speaker 7: almost told me yesterday that he was like, you know what,

1665
01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:57,599
Speaker 7: I'll just take whatever you guys got in the cupboard.

1666
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:00,519
Speaker 7: Let me let me see what you got. Care So

1667
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:01,960
Speaker 7: he's like, I guess I could try that.

1668
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:02,479
Speaker 6: Try that.

1669
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:05,800
Speaker 7: And then he found it Inhaler in Haler that's two

1670
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:08,920
Speaker 7: years old, and he thought this will work, this will

1671
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:09,439
Speaker 7: be great.

1672
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:14,040
Speaker 6: Took a hit. A couple hours later, he's like, mom,

1673
01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:16,840
Speaker 6: you know what's going on with my mouth? He ended

1674
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:17,680
Speaker 6: up getting.

1675
01:25:17,680 --> 01:25:22,080
Speaker 7: Getting like thrush basically in his mouth because hit this

1676
01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:27,040
Speaker 7: because he took somebody else's medication, and I'm here, I'm

1677
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,800
Speaker 7: listening to my mom telling me the story, and I'm like,

1678
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,599
Speaker 7: oh my god, what an idiot.

1679
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:33,000
Speaker 6: Why would you too?

1680
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:34,479
Speaker 4: That's wrong? Some day quill.

1681
01:25:35,439 --> 01:25:37,920
Speaker 2: Earlier, Ashley said I'd be pretty cool on some xanax.

1682
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, he'd be pretty levelheaded.

1683
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, she thinks that like my personality, be a lot cooler.

1684
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:46,120
Speaker 4: Definitely bouncey out a little bit.

1685
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:48,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you know, just make sure you get yourself

1686
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:51,839
Speaker 7: prescribed it. Don't take other people's medication.

1687
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:52,720
Speaker 6: It doesn't work.

1688
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,560
Speaker 2: I don't want mouth rush.

1689
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,639
Speaker 3: Don't grow up down south in a black family. The path.

1690
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:02,040
Speaker 3: You got a coffee, you feel over here? Take this here?

1691
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:02,400
Speaker 3: Take this?

1692
01:26:02,479 --> 01:26:04,120
Speaker 8: They just hang you some out of day person. I'd

1693
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:06,520
Speaker 8: be like, mom, you you can't be giving people your

1694
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:10,200
Speaker 8: That's what it's for I see, that's what it's for

1695
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:10,759
Speaker 8: for you.

1696
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, not for them.

1697
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,400
Speaker 8: You didn't ask him how I was a pressure. You

1698
01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:17,479
Speaker 8: didn't ask them if they've been suffering a stroke.

1699
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,200
Speaker 3: Do you hear?

1700
01:26:18,320 --> 01:26:20,200
Speaker 8: That's why they That's why you hear all that stuff. Now,

1701
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,080
Speaker 8: if you suffer from all this, this, this and this,

1702
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,720
Speaker 8: that's to keep you from not giving your medications.

1703
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:27,280
Speaker 3: To somebody else, you know what, she Willie Miles. My

1704
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,559
Speaker 3: mother was the same type of person. She was always

1705
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:33,320
Speaker 3: trying to push her dope on us. Exists and you'd

1706
01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:36,400
Speaker 3: be like, what is it in your mouth? You know,

1707
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:39,320
Speaker 3: you'd get a cold and my mom would say, well,

1708
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:41,760
Speaker 3: and I have a cold. Currently if you can't tell

1709
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 3: you get a cold. And my mother would say, well,

1710
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:45,720
Speaker 3: I had a cold a year and a half ago.

1711
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:50,240
Speaker 3: Here are the medication, said. I was saying that no

1712
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,439
Speaker 3: number one like she Willie Miles said, those were prescribed

1713
01:26:53,479 --> 01:26:57,360
Speaker 3: to you. Right, you are thirty five years older than me.

1714
01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:01,760
Speaker 3: You have certain conditions that I might and also there

1715
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,120
Speaker 3: were a year and a half old. But no, she

1716
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:06,800
Speaker 3: was the same thing with food. It's a wonder that

1717
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,120
Speaker 3: my mother lived as long as she did. She was

1718
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:13,479
Speaker 3: not afraid to eat food that was x pirate.

1719
01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:15,960
Speaker 2: My wife's the same way. I don't like to play

1720
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,000
Speaker 2: that game me either.

1721
01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:19,599
Speaker 3: Beyond expired, beyond expire.

1722
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:21,840
Speaker 2: She's the same way. My wife does exact same thing.

1723
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:26,200
Speaker 3: Sniff test down the chute, right, that was pill. Once

1724
01:27:26,280 --> 01:27:31,080
Speaker 3: you fine food the food it would be a bag

1725
01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:35,040
Speaker 3: of brown Schweigert or something from nineteen ninety seven. You know,

1726
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:38,640
Speaker 3: throw this out, what the hell, and she'd give it

1727
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,200
Speaker 3: a little snotch. Fine. Fuck.

1728
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:43,040
Speaker 4: And my wife's a complete opposite. We were making something

1729
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:46,240
Speaker 4: yesterday and she said, checked the expiration date on that milk.

1730
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:48,639
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, it expired yesterday. We're fine, and she goes, no.

1731
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:48,960
Speaker 3: We're not.

1732
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:50,439
Speaker 4: No, we're not.

1733
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:51,519
Speaker 2: I'm the same way.

1734
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:54,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I'll throw it away if it's anything dairy.

1735
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,360
Speaker 7: Get that out of my face.

1736
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,880
Speaker 4: If that makes any difference, Yeah, I don't.

1737
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:59,800
Speaker 3: I don't play that. But I've never had much balls

1738
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 3: that comes to drugs, other than if I'm getting on

1739
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:05,519
Speaker 3: an airplane, then I'll take whatever you got. But you

1740
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,880
Speaker 3: talk about, you know, taking your Ashley's brother is raking

1741
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 3: through other people's medications.

1742
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:13,080
Speaker 6: And then honestly, it depends what kind of day it is.

1743
01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:18,280
Speaker 3: Well, that frightens me. Drugs in general, drugs in general

1744
01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:18,960
Speaker 3: do frighten me.

1745
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:20,280
Speaker 2: I'm the same.

1746
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:21,920
Speaker 3: I'm frightened of what they will do to me.

1747
01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:25,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've always been more on the cautious side, but

1748
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:28,679
Speaker 7: then there's been times where I haven't been cautious at all.

1749
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:31,720
Speaker 6: It's just either both extremes there for me.

1750
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:34,000
Speaker 3: By the way people are testing in saying Randy Shaver

1751
01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:36,840
Speaker 3: sounds like a heavy kid hovering over a birthday cake.

1752
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:40,400
Speaker 2: Somebody else sets in and said, he sounds like he's

1753
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:41,200
Speaker 2: on a surfboard.

1754
01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:44,160
Speaker 10: Right, I understand what's good? What's different?

1755
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:44,880
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1756
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,920
Speaker 2: We can hear you have a headset mic, right, I do?

1757
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,280
Speaker 2: Is it like at a different angle than it usually is?

1758
01:28:50,479 --> 01:28:51,320
Speaker 10: I couldn't tell you.

1759
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,519
Speaker 3: Maybe I couldn't.

1760
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:54,559
Speaker 2: I bet if you put it a little bit above

1761
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:55,679
Speaker 2: your mouth, it might be better.

1762
01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:58,000
Speaker 3: We can hear all of the wind making its way

1763
01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:01,599
Speaker 3: in and out of your respiratory system. Sorry, you don't

1764
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:02,880
Speaker 3: have to apologize, Randy.

1765
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:03,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's better.

1766
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:07,080
Speaker 3: It's not your fault. We go that we've got two

1767
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:08,040
Speaker 3: dollars equipment.

1768
01:29:09,439 --> 01:29:09,840
Speaker 4: That's true.

1769
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:12,639
Speaker 2: That that headphone set you have was like thirty dollars

1770
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:13,160
Speaker 2: or less?

1771
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:13,760
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah?

1772
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:15,960
Speaker 7: Was that the one I used to use? So it's

1773
01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:18,040
Speaker 7: kind of like McDonald's drive their heads.

1774
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, Randy. Do you have thrush? If so,

1775
01:29:20,479 --> 01:29:21,479
Speaker 2: then that's the one Ashley.

1776
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 3: It comes now you sound fine. It comes with the territory, Randy.

1777
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,800
Speaker 3: But for a stretch of time, not your fault. You

1778
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:32,919
Speaker 3: sounded like a nineteen eighties horror movie. Uh, telephone stalker.

1779
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:33,639
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

1780
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:35,080
Speaker 10: I don't want to sound like Brad.

1781
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:42,120
Speaker 8: Sorry, somebody you sound like a heavy kid.

1782
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:48,599
Speaker 3: That's man. You should you sounded like an eighties horror

1783
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,880
Speaker 3: movie character Randy. In a couple of minutes. You should

1784
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:56,080
Speaker 3: just say in the microphone say have you checked the children?

1785
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:02,280
Speaker 3: Have you checked knowing the children? What movie was at?

1786
01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:04,640
Speaker 3: What movie was at? It was from the seventies.

1787
01:30:05,439 --> 01:30:07,920
Speaker 10: There used to be that. That line used to be.

1788
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:12,280
Speaker 10: I can remember before the news came on, there would

1789
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,760
Speaker 10: always be that line, it's ten o'clock. Do you know

1790
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:15,960
Speaker 10: where your children are?

1791
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:16,360
Speaker 3: Yes?

1792
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:22,639
Speaker 10: That line was creepy. That line was on TV right

1793
01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:24,439
Speaker 10: before the ten o'clock news started.

1794
01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 6: What was going on where they felt the need to be.

1795
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:31,439
Speaker 3: Like just just a public reminder because back then Ashley

1796
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,639
Speaker 3: people didn't care where their children were.

1797
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:37,720
Speaker 10: Outside it's ten o'clock, you know where your children are?

1798
01:30:38,400 --> 01:30:40,479
Speaker 7: When I was a little kid, now that you ask,

1799
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:43,519
Speaker 7: I have no idea where they are, right kids.

1800
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:48,200
Speaker 3: When I was a little kid, I was watching that

1801
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:53,479
Speaker 3: seventies horror movie where the babysitter is sitting on a

1802
01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:59,400
Speaker 3: couch for the evening while the children she was babysitting

1803
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:02,680
Speaker 3: are up stae the bedroom and she keeps getting a

1804
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:06,400
Speaker 3: telephone call over and over and over again. I think

1805
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:08,600
Speaker 3: it might have been called when a stranger called this

1806
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:12,439
Speaker 3: stranger call. It might be, but they were a similar anyway.

1807
01:31:12,479 --> 01:31:14,519
Speaker 3: So she would pick up the telephone and there'd just

1808
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:16,840
Speaker 3: be a voice that would say, have you checked on

1809
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:20,679
Speaker 3: the children? And this continued to torture her all night long.

1810
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:22,840
Speaker 3: She's calling the police. They can't help her this and

1811
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:25,840
Speaker 3: that I'm a little kid watching this, And the whole

1812
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:29,840
Speaker 3: payoff was at the very end of the movie. The

1813
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:33,240
Speaker 3: phone rings. It's the police who have been attempting to

1814
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:36,559
Speaker 3: trace the call, and the police say to her, get

1815
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:40,160
Speaker 3: out of the house. The call is coming from inside

1816
01:31:40,240 --> 01:31:43,080
Speaker 3: the house that movie, and then you see a shadow

1817
01:31:43,240 --> 01:31:46,160
Speaker 3: making its way down the stairs and she's trying to

1818
01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:49,599
Speaker 3: get out of the house, but the doorknob is always stuck.

1819
01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:51,759
Speaker 3: And here I am, like a six year old kid.

1820
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:53,040
Speaker 3: I was horrified.

1821
01:31:53,439 --> 01:31:55,599
Speaker 7: I must have watched like a remake of that movie,

1822
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:57,840
Speaker 7: because I remember being a little kid and watching that

1823
01:31:57,920 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 7: and that like you just gave me my body anxiety

1824
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:04,760
Speaker 7: thinking about me watching that movie for the first time.

1825
01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:06,519
Speaker 6: It had the same exact effect on me.

1826
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:09,839
Speaker 2: They did. They didn't have a remake ash okay, oh six.

1827
01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:13,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't win a stranger calls or it was

1828
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,360
Speaker 3: called don't answer the phone, he'll know you're alone. We don't,

1829
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,120
Speaker 3: Like I said, there were similar.

1830
01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:20,320
Speaker 2: When a stranger calls sounds right Nick, because there was

1831
01:32:20,439 --> 01:32:23,000
Speaker 2: one of those nineteen seventy nine right there you go.

1832
01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:28,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'd make jokes about that. How people run

1833
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:32,599
Speaker 8: like yet that door opens like nine out of ten times. Yeah,

1834
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:34,800
Speaker 8: and as soon as something is chasing you then it's like,

1835
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:37,160
Speaker 8: oh my god, oh my god. Your fingers don't work. Yea,

1836
01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,400
Speaker 8: legs don't work. You're standing at the door like you

1837
01:32:39,439 --> 01:32:41,920
Speaker 8: don't know. You've never opened the front door before. And

1838
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,760
Speaker 8: there was a big picture window. Rat next to it

1839
01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:46,240
Speaker 8: just dive out.

1840
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:48,320
Speaker 6: It infuriates the he got.

1841
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:49,759
Speaker 3: It a chair through the window.

1842
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,320
Speaker 8: I always say, that's why you don't see a whole

1843
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:53,639
Speaker 8: lot of black people. And in the horror movies, it'd.

1844
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:55,679
Speaker 4: Be over God.

1845
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:58,920
Speaker 3: This was to gout the door. Brou the door ain't

1846
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:06,479
Speaker 3: go open hole Okay, oh man, I didn't know that

1847
01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:09,360
Speaker 3: telephone calls could come from inside the house at that

1848
01:33:09,439 --> 01:33:11,200
Speaker 3: point in my life. I was a six seven year

1849
01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:12,200
Speaker 3: old kid. That horrified.

1850
01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:14,759
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's probably a whole different level for you.

1851
01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:16,600
Speaker 3: You mean you can make a telephone call to the

1852
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:19,640
Speaker 3: house from inside the house. You're just of hell and

1853
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 3: they get the beat above the frank.

1854
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:23,839
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, how do you do that? Let's get two lines.

1855
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:27,639
Speaker 3: Maybe it's not possible, flat hole, but in the movie

1856
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:29,519
Speaker 3: they made it seem as if it was possible.

1857
01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:31,600
Speaker 2: In two thousand and six, that makes sense. Dudes on

1858
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,080
Speaker 2: a cell phone? How did they do that? In nineteen seventy.

1859
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:39,840
Speaker 7: Nine, he brought his old way in line with just

1860
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:43,439
Speaker 7: a super long came in the neighbor's house.

1861
01:33:43,439 --> 01:33:44,839
Speaker 2: He's plugging it into the neighbors.

1862
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:48,160
Speaker 3: I'll tell you, if you go to a Pigs game,

1863
01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:52,800
Speaker 3: expect free hockey. That's just their vibe. They're like to

1864
01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:55,760
Speaker 3: give you. They want to give you their money's worth

1865
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:57,920
Speaker 3: for Cripe's sake. The Fellas played what I believe was

1866
01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:00,519
Speaker 3: their twenty second overtime game of the season last night

1867
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:04,240
Speaker 3: at home, playing against the Montreal Canadians. The Russian Kid

1868
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:07,040
Speaker 3: scored a power play goal in overtime and they got

1869
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:08,760
Speaker 3: out of there with a four to three win. The

1870
01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:11,960
Speaker 3: Russian Kid also scored an earlier.

1871
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:21,280
Speaker 10: Goal holdy back to Hughes, Caprisot fires Cuprisow.

1872
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:22,719
Speaker 2: Who's it for the Wild?

1873
01:34:24,439 --> 01:34:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, uh no offense to Anthony Lapanta, but we

1874
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:32,760
Speaker 3: always laugh our balls off when he does that over

1875
01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:37,960
Speaker 3: dramatic stuff. Does sound exhaust The Russian kids got thirty

1876
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:39,240
Speaker 3: two of those on the season.

1877
01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:42,680
Speaker 10: Now, how about Quinn Hughes, He's now got fifty assists.

1878
01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:46,559
Speaker 3: Booger, Wow, Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.

1879
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:49,400
Speaker 10: You're right, what a great trade. And I read not

1880
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:53,519
Speaker 10: too long ago they were comparing the stats of the

1881
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:57,360
Speaker 10: three players they dealt for Quinn Hughes, and those three

1882
01:34:57,400 --> 01:35:01,639
Speaker 10: guys are all struggling. Oh yeah, yeah, statistically.

1883
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:02,320
Speaker 3: I couldn't even tell you who they were.

1884
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:03,719
Speaker 4: I forgot as well.

1885
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:07,280
Speaker 3: I forgot uh that one kid ROSSI.

1886
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:09,679
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a name I recognize.

1887
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:14,160
Speaker 3: Oh the other kid Zeeve Bloom booms right right, who

1888
01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 3: was the other anyway? Fifty assists on the season, you're right, Booger,

1889
01:35:19,360 --> 01:35:23,160
Speaker 3: real name Dudley Dawson. He's got a nine game point

1890
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:26,360
Speaker 3: streak going. That's a record for a Pig's defenseman, Old

1891
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:29,759
Speaker 3: fill between the pipe seventeen saves, it says your Wild

1892
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:32,840
Speaker 3: defenseman Damon Hunt left the hockey game after taking a

1893
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:34,000
Speaker 3: puck to the throat.

1894
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:36,559
Speaker 10: Oh ooh god, that's gotta hurt.

1895
01:35:37,479 --> 01:35:41,519
Speaker 3: A puck to the throat. They said, up next, they

1896
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:44,400
Speaker 3: play in Tennessee tomorrow night, and after that they go

1897
01:35:44,479 --> 01:35:46,200
Speaker 3: on strike for the Olympics.

1898
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,559
Speaker 2: Nick. People are saying, back in the day, I had

1899
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:53,000
Speaker 2: no idea you could call your own number, yeah, and

1900
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:56,840
Speaker 2: it would ring. I think I missed out on Yeah,

1901
01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:58,960
Speaker 2: I could have messed with my siblings.

1902
01:35:59,000 --> 01:35:59,519
Speaker 6: That sells.

1903
01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:01,080
Speaker 3: I know you call it.

1904
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:04,360
Speaker 8: You have to hang up before the last dial went

1905
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:07,240
Speaker 8: for the last tone went huh.

1906
01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:08,080
Speaker 2: I'd never heard that.

1907
01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:11,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, and that surprises me that me and

1908
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:14,679
Speaker 3: my friend group wasn't aware of that, because we were

1909
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:20,000
Speaker 3: prolific with the telephone between my fifth and ninth grade years.

1910
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:23,240
Speaker 3: That's pretty much all we did once school was out.

1911
01:36:23,439 --> 01:36:27,280
Speaker 3: We got into the beer. We'd watch Guns n' Roses

1912
01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:30,160
Speaker 3: or kiss on VHS, and then we started with the

1913
01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:34,040
Speaker 3: prank phone calls. It's all we friggin did, and we

1914
01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:36,000
Speaker 3: got really really good at it.

1915
01:36:36,280 --> 01:36:38,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're getting a ton of texting. That's how

1916
01:36:38,160 --> 01:36:39,080
Speaker 2: you did it.

1917
01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:42,720
Speaker 3: We knew how to operate double lines, triple lines. I

1918
01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:47,280
Speaker 3: knew how to unscrew the mouthpiece so sure my voice

1919
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:50,479
Speaker 3: couldn't be heard. I didn't. I never, we never explored

1920
01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:53,439
Speaker 3: that calling your own home. No, I mean, I'm I've

1921
01:36:53,439 --> 01:36:58,040
Speaker 3: told this before, but our prank phone call career was

1922
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:03,360
Speaker 3: so prolific. We were pranking Japan. Cost money back in

1923
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,360
Speaker 3: the day, yep, but it was very easy to tell

1924
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:07,280
Speaker 3: your folks I don't know what you're talking about, that's

1925
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:09,400
Speaker 3: a mistake. And then the folks call the phone company

1926
01:37:09,439 --> 01:37:11,760
Speaker 3: and say we've got no business calling Japan, and the

1927
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:15,320
Speaker 3: phone company would say okay, and they'd eliminate we were

1928
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:18,920
Speaker 3: calling foreign countries. That's how dialed in we were to

1929
01:37:19,080 --> 01:37:19,599
Speaker 3: prank phone.

1930
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,879
Speaker 6: That's crazy, so much fun though.

1931
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:29,080
Speaker 3: Speaking of the Olympics now they start Friday. Word is

1932
01:37:30,160 --> 01:37:32,960
Speaker 3: because this was a big story. The last couple of Olympics.

1933
01:37:33,479 --> 01:37:36,160
Speaker 3: There were a story after story about how the athletes

1934
01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:40,240
Speaker 3: were living in these garbage apartments with cardboard beds and

1935
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:43,680
Speaker 3: bugs coming out of the faucets and this, and the apparently,

1936
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,800
Speaker 3: if you care, the good news is their current living

1937
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:50,880
Speaker 3: conditions in Italy where they're going to be sleeping and

1938
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:53,720
Speaker 3: having sex for the next couple of weeks. They're beautiful

1939
01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:57,000
Speaker 3: just beautiful. The beds are comfortable and there's air and everything,

1940
01:37:57,040 --> 01:37:57,439
Speaker 3: so it's a.

1941
01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:59,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, last time, weren't like the car beds made out

1942
01:37:59,840 --> 01:38:02,880
Speaker 2: of hard board or something like that. Yeah, they weren't

1943
01:38:02,880 --> 01:38:05,200
Speaker 2: sex friendly. I remember that. Nobody's talking about.

1944
01:38:05,040 --> 01:38:08,040
Speaker 3: If you got three four Swedish skiers on that bed,

1945
01:38:08,080 --> 01:38:10,160
Speaker 3: it would just it's not going to work.

1946
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:13,959
Speaker 10: That's an Olympic sport onto itself.

1947
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:18,040
Speaker 3: All. You got to train for that, right, Yeah, you

1948
01:38:18,080 --> 01:38:21,080
Speaker 3: come back from the Olympics, your friend your friends say, wow,

1949
01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:23,599
Speaker 3: you look physically cooked? Was it because you were competing

1950
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:26,160
Speaker 3: in the snowboarding company? No, I took on three four

1951
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:30,679
Speaker 3: Swedish girls in the on a cardboard bed. You don't

1952
01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:32,120
Speaker 3: want to be a punking net fight.

1953
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:36,200
Speaker 2: What metal do you think you could get if you

1954
01:38:36,200 --> 01:38:38,160
Speaker 2: were going to take on three four Swedish.

1955
01:38:37,720 --> 01:38:39,519
Speaker 3: Girls when I was a twenty year old kid.

1956
01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, would you meddle in it? First and foremost?

1957
01:38:41,800 --> 01:38:44,400
Speaker 3: What's his nuts with the marijuana in the swimming pool?

1958
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:44,960
Speaker 3: What's his name?

1959
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:46,120
Speaker 2: Michael Phelps?

1960
01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:51,120
Speaker 3: He wouldn't be I'd bury Michael Phelps in the gold

1961
01:38:51,160 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 3: medalist multiple times over a twenty year old kid. And

1962
01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:57,759
Speaker 3: I'm in bed with three four Swedish skiers. Yeah, gold medals,

1963
01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:02,200
Speaker 3: kurd Angle, Michael Phelps, Eric, all of them. I'd bury

1964
01:39:02,240 --> 01:39:02,680
Speaker 3: all of them.

1965
01:39:03,479 --> 01:39:08,320
Speaker 8: The podium, yeah, I'll get the gold, civil and the bronze.

1966
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:10,679
Speaker 3: They call me Brodium, right.

1967
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you're up there all the time, but.

1968
01:39:13,439 --> 01:39:15,280
Speaker 3: All of us, I think when we were twenty.

1969
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, there, we'd.

1970
01:39:16,479 --> 01:39:21,479
Speaker 3: Go until there were no survivors. Right, yesterday we wrapped

1971
01:39:21,479 --> 01:39:25,880
Speaker 3: about how the damn United States. In the entire history

1972
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:29,920
Speaker 3: of the Winter Olympics, the United States has never won

1973
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:34,080
Speaker 3: a single medal in the biathlon event where you're cross

1974
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:37,880
Speaker 3: country skiing and firing a weapon. Fair enough, Who cares?

1975
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:42,479
Speaker 3: Can any of you name the Winter Olympic events where

1976
01:39:42,479 --> 01:39:46,480
Speaker 3: the US has won more medals than any other country. Snowboarding,

1977
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:53,920
Speaker 3: that's one. Let me tell you more about this snowboarding.

1978
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:56,599
Speaker 3: Ever since they added that to the Randy Shaver, are

1979
01:39:56,600 --> 01:40:01,679
Speaker 3: you cool with snowboarding in the Olympics? Sure? Okay, Ever

1980
01:40:01,680 --> 01:40:05,679
Speaker 3: since they added that gimmick into the mix, all those

1981
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:09,720
Speaker 3: kids with nipple rings and purple mohawks here from the

1982
01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:12,600
Speaker 3: United States have gone all over the world and dominated.

1983
01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:17,440
Speaker 3: The United States has won thirty five medals in snowboarding.

1984
01:40:17,479 --> 01:40:18,360
Speaker 3: No one comes.

1985
01:40:18,120 --> 01:40:20,080
Speaker 6: Close, and I'm sorry, did you say this was only

1986
01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:21,080
Speaker 6: the Winter Olympics.

1987
01:40:21,360 --> 01:40:22,679
Speaker 3: Yes, we're discussing strictly.

1988
01:40:22,720 --> 01:40:24,439
Speaker 7: I just want to make sure because I just learned.

1989
01:40:24,479 --> 01:40:26,160
Speaker 7: I thought gymnastics was a winter thing.

1990
01:40:27,280 --> 01:40:32,439
Speaker 3: Actually, being being Canadian, yeah, you probably know that the

1991
01:40:32,479 --> 01:40:37,240
Speaker 3: Canadians have won more medals than anybody else in ice hockey.

1992
01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:40,000
Speaker 3: I just wanted to throw that your way, Ashley, being

1993
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:41,519
Speaker 3: a Canadian, Yeah, thank you, thank you.

1994
01:40:41,640 --> 01:40:44,080
Speaker 10: I would say figure I would say figure skating would

1995
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:48,479
Speaker 10: be a dominating event for the US. Now that is

1996
01:40:49,439 --> 01:40:51,120
Speaker 10: usually women's figure skating.

1997
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:54,400
Speaker 3: Okay, that is correct. We're looking for the winter Olympic

1998
01:40:54,439 --> 01:40:57,360
Speaker 3: events where the US has won more medals than anybody else.

1999
01:40:57,400 --> 01:41:01,880
Speaker 6: So we got snowboarding, synchronized swimming.

2000
01:41:02,280 --> 01:41:03,960
Speaker 10: That's that's the summer event.

2001
01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:05,800
Speaker 4: What you just can't get out of the summer A

2002
01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:09,559
Speaker 4: list friggin Canadian?

2003
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:11,240
Speaker 6: Do wiel the winter too? It's inside?

2004
01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:15,080
Speaker 10: Who cares well, it's outside in the summer.

2005
01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:17,640
Speaker 6: Oh is it really? I guess I've never knowniced.

2006
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:24,360
Speaker 3: That figure skating. Randy Shaver is correct if you disclude Russia.

2007
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:30,080
Speaker 3: It's very complicated here, but it explains that uh Russia

2008
01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:34,040
Speaker 3: has changed their gimmick over the years. You've got the

2009
01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:38,120
Speaker 3: Russian team, you've got the Soviet team. You've got at

2010
01:41:38,160 --> 01:41:40,960
Speaker 3: one point or another, they called themselves the unified team.

2011
01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:44,599
Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying. Yeah, it says here when

2012
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:50,320
Speaker 3: it comes to a singular, unbroken entity, the United States

2013
01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:55,240
Speaker 3: is the figure skating leaders of all time. We've won,

2014
01:41:55,720 --> 01:42:00,639
Speaker 3: They've won because I haven't taken part fifty four medals

2015
01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:02,360
Speaker 3: in finger skating.

2016
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:05,120
Speaker 10: I would say speed skating probably. I think of all

2017
01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:07,920
Speaker 10: the great speed skaters from the US.

2018
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:09,800
Speaker 3: No, there's only one more Randy show.

2019
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:12,360
Speaker 2: I think the speed kill skating was like the top

2020
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:13,679
Speaker 2: one seventy one metals.

2021
01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:15,680
Speaker 3: I didn't see that, so I'll have to take your

2022
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:18,000
Speaker 3: word for you. I didn't speed.

2023
01:42:17,640 --> 01:42:18,519
Speaker 2: Skate speed skating.

2024
01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, speed scale I missed.

2025
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:24,640
Speaker 10: Out, like Eric Heiden, guys like that. Sure, they dominated.

2026
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:27,559
Speaker 3: Mentioned him earlier thirty golds. Okay, I missed that completely.

2027
01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:32,800
Speaker 3: The other would be free style skiing. Whatever that is

2028
01:42:34,240 --> 01:42:37,559
Speaker 3: free style skiing, the tricks and stuff. I'm not sure.

2029
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:39,040
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.

2030
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:42,240
Speaker 10: It's a fairly new event, right, I mean it's only

2031
01:42:42,280 --> 01:42:43,160
Speaker 10: been around.

2032
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:45,080
Speaker 3: For kind of like it's pretty new.

2033
01:42:45,479 --> 01:42:48,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, you can check it out on Wednesday, February eleventh

2034
01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:49,800
Speaker 7: at eight fifteen am.

2035
01:42:50,080 --> 01:42:51,479
Speaker 2: All the freestyle skiing.

2036
01:42:51,560 --> 01:42:51,760
Speaker 3: Yep.

2037
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:55,120
Speaker 7: I'm checking out the actual events now so to make

2038
01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:57,320
Speaker 7: sure I don't make this mistake again. I'm actually kind

2039
01:42:57,360 --> 01:42:59,360
Speaker 7: of pissed because, like, that's what I was looking forward

2040
01:42:59,400 --> 01:43:06,040
Speaker 7: to was gymnastics and synchronized swimming.

2041
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:02,680
Speaker 3: And.

2042
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:07,280
Speaker 4: I actually can't get her synchronized swimming fixed.

2043
01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:09,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the.

2044
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:09,960
Speaker 4: Rest of the month.

2045
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:11,360
Speaker 3: I did not see that coming.

2046
01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:15,360
Speaker 6: This sucks. I guess I'll watch the snowboarding whatever.

2047
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:16,720
Speaker 10: Ways for that.

2048
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:22,880
Speaker 4: Say, there, go to Olympic event. Synchronized swimming. That's awesome, actually.

2049
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:26,559
Speaker 7: So cool seeing that that is it's insane what they

2050
01:43:26,600 --> 01:43:27,040
Speaker 7: can do.

2051
01:43:27,720 --> 01:43:30,920
Speaker 6: And they're not touching the bottom. That's what's the crazy.

2052
01:43:31,280 --> 01:43:31,920
Speaker 10: It is crazy.

2053
01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:33,800
Speaker 3: I'll go ahead and touch the bottom.

2054
01:43:33,439 --> 01:43:36,160
Speaker 2: That gold medalist right there.

2055
01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:39,639
Speaker 3: You were really looking forward to gymnastics and what did

2056
01:43:39,640 --> 01:43:43,400
Speaker 3: you saynized synchronized swimming out of the Winter Olympics.

2057
01:43:43,439 --> 01:43:45,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, nope, Now.

2058
01:43:45,160 --> 01:43:46,080
Speaker 3: You got to wait on them.

2059
01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:50,360
Speaker 2: You're going to watch the hurdles I did.

2060
01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:52,920
Speaker 6: I would never mix that up. I can see that

2061
01:43:52,960 --> 01:43:53,720
Speaker 6: they're outside.

2062
01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:56,559
Speaker 3: I mean, what are you and your husband planning a

2063
01:43:56,560 --> 01:43:58,439
Speaker 3: trip to the beach this weekend or something?

2064
01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:02,200
Speaker 8: It's freaking Febru Warry. You're the first person I ever heard.

2065
01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:04,080
Speaker 8: I'm really looking forward to his secret.

2066
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:07,280
Speaker 6: But they have crazy course straight. Those people are so

2067
01:44:07,360 --> 01:44:07,720
Speaker 6: telling it.

2068
01:44:07,880 --> 01:44:09,960
Speaker 2: I couldn't rewatch it then because I always thought it

2069
01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:10,880
Speaker 2: looked kind of silly.

2070
01:44:10,920 --> 01:44:16,400
Speaker 10: But it's so all the physical. I mean, they're and

2071
01:44:16,439 --> 01:44:19,320
Speaker 10: they're underwater for a long period of time, buff and

2072
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,920
Speaker 10: underwater they go, they go erry tax.

2073
01:44:21,720 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 3: And they will throw a gaal up into the air

2074
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:28,200
Speaker 3: and she lands perfectly on young shoulders and they're scissoring.

2075
01:44:28,280 --> 01:44:29,200
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.

2076
01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:33,439
Speaker 8: My wife has a friend that does that. Really, Yeah,

2077
01:44:33,479 --> 01:44:35,519
Speaker 8: I mean, I mean I've never seen her. I mean

2078
01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:37,920
Speaker 8: they went to one of her events. I mean, I

2079
01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:38,280
Speaker 8: didn't go.

2080
01:44:39,320 --> 01:44:40,920
Speaker 6: I can't imagine my jam.

2081
01:44:42,240 --> 01:44:44,160
Speaker 3: She's upside down. I don't even know which one she is.

2082
01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:47,519
Speaker 8: You know, you know her feet, Oh that's all that's

2083
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:49,160
Speaker 8: those are her feet.

2084
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:51,360
Speaker 3: They go shooting in and out of the water. I've

2085
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:54,479
Speaker 3: watched a little bit of that synchronized swimming. Not my jam.

2086
01:44:54,880 --> 01:45:00,840
Speaker 3: They look greased, Yes, what's up with when they come

2087
01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,400
Speaker 3: out of the water. They don't just look wet, they

2088
01:45:03,439 --> 01:45:07,160
Speaker 3: almost look greased. And so my question to anyone on

2089
01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:10,960
Speaker 3: planet Earth who knows anything about synchronized swimming? Do they

2090
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:15,040
Speaker 3: cover themselves in something to make them more shiny when

2091
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,960
Speaker 3: they're coming in and out of the water because they

2092
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:19,400
Speaker 3: don't look wet. They look as if they're covered in

2093
01:45:19,479 --> 01:45:20,639
Speaker 3: vasilin like.

2094
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:22,800
Speaker 4: Randy Orton before he comes up for a match, because

2095
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:24,080
Speaker 4: he always oils himself up.

2096
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:26,719
Speaker 3: There's a little bit. It's even brighter than that data.

2097
01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:29,360
Speaker 3: It's even brighter than the body oil shine that comes

2098
01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:31,200
Speaker 3: off a television wrestler hat.

2099
01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:35,960
Speaker 7: A listener texted in and said, I'm probably confused because

2100
01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:38,479
Speaker 7: those are like the classic winter sports when you're in

2101
01:45:38,520 --> 01:45:41,200
Speaker 7: high school. When you're in school, like gymnastics takes place

2102
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:42,040
Speaker 7: in the winter.

2103
01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:43,120
Speaker 4: And yeah, so.

2104
01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:48,440
Speaker 6: Maybe that's why we're over. Said to me, I'm sorry.

2105
01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:49,280
Speaker 4: We had a problem.

2106
01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:50,880
Speaker 6: Make me feel better.

2107
01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:54,519
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm watching the synchronized swimming. You guys are right?

2108
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:56,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, well right about what?

2109
01:45:57,280 --> 01:45:59,200
Speaker 2: How like difficult this looks?

2110
01:45:59,200 --> 01:46:03,439
Speaker 3: Are you noticing the shine? It's not a water shine.

2111
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:05,880
Speaker 3: It appears to be lamp oil or something like that.

2112
01:46:05,920 --> 01:46:08,760
Speaker 2: Doesn't look like here, but really, okay.

2113
01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:12,160
Speaker 4: We were joking the other day about doing a charity

2114
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:14,560
Speaker 4: calendar of ninety three x half pass Morning Show and

2115
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,880
Speaker 4: everybody else that's associated with it. What if we started

2116
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:19,040
Speaker 4: our own ninety three X synchronized swimming team.

2117
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:26,320
Speaker 2: Yes for me and Nick would be a quickly drowning team.

2118
01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:34,320
Speaker 3: Whatever boards one of the worst ideas I've ever heard.

2119
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:39,520
Speaker 4: Three deaths in a synchronized, failed synchronized swimming attempt.

2120
01:46:39,120 --> 01:46:42,200
Speaker 3: On that I never was much of a swimmer. People

2121
01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:45,400
Speaker 3: are texting in now saying they do cover themselves in

2122
01:46:45,479 --> 01:46:49,880
Speaker 3: some kind of gel, mostly to keep their hairdos in

2123
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:52,679
Speaker 3: place as they're flying in and out of the drink.

2124
01:46:53,439 --> 01:47:01,320
Speaker 3: So that must be why they look so shimmery, some

2125
01:47:01,520 --> 01:47:06,439
Speaker 3: type of gel. Oh my god, you're gonna make it, Nick,

2126
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:08,479
Speaker 3: What do you care?

2127
01:47:11,320 --> 01:47:12,240
Speaker 2: I think he cares.

2128
01:47:14,560 --> 01:47:16,200
Speaker 4: It's done your damn business, Randy.

2129
01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:18,280
Speaker 2: He's got three Swedish girls waiting for you.

2130
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:23,120
Speaker 3: It didn't sound like he cared. You're gonna make it

2131
01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:27,960
Speaker 3: now nowadays, tubby those Swedish girls. I'll go ahead with

2132
01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:28,920
Speaker 3: one today.

2133
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:31,759
Speaker 10: One next month.

2134
01:47:32,280 --> 01:47:35,479
Speaker 3: You need a couple of days I can't breathe. The

2135
01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:40,680
Speaker 3: second might have to wait till Saturday or Sunday, and

2136
01:47:40,720 --> 01:47:43,000
Speaker 3: the third I'll just introduce him to my friend Murza.

2137
01:47:43,960 --> 01:47:46,559
Speaker 3: He'll take care of him. Mirza will handle it.

2138
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:49,000
Speaker 2: There's a few people saying they'd be a gold medalist

2139
01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:52,440
Speaker 2: because they always finish first.

2140
01:47:52,200 --> 01:47:56,000
Speaker 6: Oh wow, easy.

2141
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:58,240
Speaker 3: Let me tell you about my Uh. Let me tell

2142
01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:01,000
Speaker 3: you this story about my bro, Murzo Man half Immersing

2143
01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:04,120
Speaker 3: quite the woodsman, always has been.

2144
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:05,120
Speaker 2: I could see why.

2145
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:09,559
Speaker 3: One time a couple three gals came over to my house,

2146
01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:13,639
Speaker 3: and I don't know why, I just decided Mursell's got

2147
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:15,920
Speaker 3: to be a part of this, you know, So I

2148
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:18,760
Speaker 3: called him. I said, hey, Bro, I got a couple

2149
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:21,320
Speaker 3: three gals at the house. I thought maybe you'd want

2150
01:48:21,320 --> 01:48:23,759
Speaker 3: to come over and, you know, drink, see what happens.

2151
01:48:24,720 --> 01:48:30,280
Speaker 3: And he says, yeah, man, uh, let Clark Kent dump. Uh,

2152
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:34,559
Speaker 3: I'll get there. Let Clark Kent duck into his phone.

2153
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:36,240
Speaker 3: Both real quick. I'll be there about a half hour.

2154
01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:42,920
Speaker 3: He was already in your garage. He knocked on the

2155
01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:46,120
Speaker 3: door as soon as you said that, Josh, I mentioned

2156
01:48:46,160 --> 01:48:51,280
Speaker 3: earlier that tonight is the Pro Bowl. They sit down

2157
01:48:51,280 --> 01:48:54,600
Speaker 3: and play, they have a thumb war or something at

2158
01:48:54,640 --> 01:49:01,360
Speaker 3: the Pro Bowl. Tonight's the Pro Bowl. What do they do?

2159
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:07,479
Speaker 3: Flag football? Flag football? Yeah, such stupid. And there's been

2160
01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:10,680
Speaker 3: article after article about you know, this guy made the

2161
01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:13,120
Speaker 3: Pro Bowl even though he's not very good. And this

2162
01:49:13,160 --> 01:49:15,920
Speaker 3: guy made the Pro Bowl even though he threw eleven interceptions,

2163
01:49:15,920 --> 01:49:18,280
Speaker 3: and what it doesn't matter anymore, No, it doesn't.

2164
01:49:18,320 --> 01:49:19,160
Speaker 10: Yep, it doesn't.

2165
01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:21,880
Speaker 4: I've seen those headlines that the Shdur Sanders kid making

2166
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:23,639
Speaker 4: the Pro Bowl. The they say it killed the Pro Bowl,

2167
01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:26,760
Speaker 4: Like the Pro Bowl's body's been cold for a long time, man,

2168
01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:30,640
Speaker 4: it's been buried. Yeah, right, Even as a kid, I

2169
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:32,760
Speaker 4: thought it was stupid. And I love anything to do

2170
01:49:32,800 --> 01:49:34,760
Speaker 4: with sports when I was, you know, young, grown up.

2171
01:49:34,760 --> 01:49:36,479
Speaker 3: Oh, when I was a kid, I liked the Pro Bowl.

2172
01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:37,080
Speaker 3: Yeah you wouldn't.

2173
01:49:37,080 --> 01:49:37,559
Speaker 2: I didn't too.

2174
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:40,200
Speaker 8: You're not old enough right now to remember, you know,

2175
01:49:40,240 --> 01:49:42,320
Speaker 8: you got to be in your afties to realize when

2176
01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:43,439
Speaker 8: the Pro Bowl was real.

2177
01:49:43,560 --> 01:49:44,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, yep, it was real.

2178
01:49:45,439 --> 01:49:49,000
Speaker 8: It was absolutely These guys played, they they made money

2179
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:52,559
Speaker 8: off of steel was getting bonus money for tackles and

2180
01:49:52,600 --> 01:49:55,719
Speaker 8: the receptions in the Pro Bowl. And if you started

2181
01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:57,200
Speaker 8: in the Pro Bowl, well now.

2182
01:49:57,400 --> 01:49:59,920
Speaker 10: Well, I remember they only played like twelve or thirte

2183
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:04,280
Speaker 10: regular season games, so I mean they were pretty fresh

2184
01:50:04,880 --> 01:50:06,720
Speaker 10: by the time the end of the season came. If

2185
01:50:06,760 --> 01:50:10,479
Speaker 10: you didn't make the playoffs or were eliminated from playing

2186
01:50:10,479 --> 01:50:13,559
Speaker 10: in the Super Bowl. That there weren't that many teams

2187
01:50:13,600 --> 01:50:15,280
Speaker 10: and there were a lot of great players.

2188
01:50:14,960 --> 01:50:16,800
Speaker 4: And there were that many opportunities back then to see

2189
01:50:16,800 --> 01:50:20,559
Speaker 4: them on TV. I'm like, that's correct, every single game

2190
01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:21,880
Speaker 4: you want, and.

2191
01:50:23,040 --> 01:50:25,759
Speaker 8: They were they were playing against They were absolutely playing

2192
01:50:25,760 --> 01:50:28,439
Speaker 8: against the best players in the NFL. They were playing

2193
01:50:28,479 --> 01:50:32,559
Speaker 8: against the that's not the case. And I.

2194
01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:39,719
Speaker 10: Also think there was some monetary uh rewards for that.

2195
01:50:39,720 --> 01:50:43,719
Speaker 10: That Again, back then, you weren't making that much money

2196
01:50:44,280 --> 01:50:48,360
Speaker 10: like they do now, so the money actually meant something, right, absolutely.

2197
01:50:48,840 --> 01:50:52,320
Speaker 3: Like we've said before about baseball, when I was a kid,

2198
01:50:52,800 --> 01:50:55,599
Speaker 3: I mean, I still love the Big League All Star Game.

2199
01:50:56,320 --> 01:50:58,960
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, you couldn't prime me away

2200
01:50:58,960 --> 01:51:01,679
Speaker 3: from the television because you got to see the great

2201
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:05,200
Speaker 3: National League players that did not come to town here when

2202
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:09,160
Speaker 3: the Twins were strictly and the American League was. So

2203
01:51:10,200 --> 01:51:11,960
Speaker 3: that's how it was for me with the Pro Bowl.

2204
01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:14,759
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I got to see players

2205
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:18,679
Speaker 3: that I didn't always see on television if the Vikings

2206
01:51:18,680 --> 01:51:21,080
Speaker 3: didn't play them during the regular season, if I didn't

2207
01:51:21,120 --> 01:51:23,760
Speaker 3: catch them on Monday Night football, you know, this is

2208
01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:27,240
Speaker 3: my only chance to see I don't know, Dan Fouts,

2209
01:51:27,439 --> 01:51:27,720
Speaker 3: you know.

2210
01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:32,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, think about how short sighted that is when you

2211
01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:37,000
Speaker 10: look back when they created the American and National leagues.

2212
01:51:37,040 --> 01:51:40,639
Speaker 10: How short sighted that it was to not cross over

2213
01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:43,680
Speaker 10: and play so that the fans could see all the

2214
01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:47,200
Speaker 10: great players. Just you think about it now and you go,

2215
01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:50,680
Speaker 10: how stupid was that right that they didn't do that.

2216
01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:53,519
Speaker 10: It could have grown the game and made it that

2217
01:51:53,680 --> 01:51:56,519
Speaker 10: much more exciting, especially because of what you're talking about.

2218
01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:58,559
Speaker 3: There was no cable TV.

2219
01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:00,920
Speaker 10: You couldn't watch all the games, right.

2220
01:52:01,360 --> 01:52:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the only time I ever saw I liked it.

2221
01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:08,080
Speaker 3: I liked that separation because it made the World Series

2222
01:52:08,120 --> 01:52:10,240
Speaker 3: that much more special, and it made the All Star

2223
01:52:10,280 --> 01:52:12,880
Speaker 3: Game that much more special. But the only time I

2224
01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:15,960
Speaker 3: ever saw Pete Rose play baseball in person was at

2225
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:20,200
Speaker 3: the All Star Game in nineteen eighty five. Just an example,

2226
01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:22,000
Speaker 3: Pete Rose. Not that I'm a big Pete Rose guy,

2227
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:22,760
Speaker 3: but it just does it.

2228
01:52:22,880 --> 01:52:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2229
01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:26,879
Speaker 3: Now, okay, we got this football game coming up Sunday.

2230
01:52:28,479 --> 01:52:33,120
Speaker 3: A string of earthquakes has been rumbling through the neighborhood

2231
01:52:33,560 --> 01:52:36,960
Speaker 3: cool where they're hosting this ballgame. Santa Clara, California. The

2232
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:40,880
Speaker 3: San Francisco forty nine Ers home ballpark. Earthquakes have been

2233
01:52:40,920 --> 01:52:41,840
Speaker 3: rumbling through town.

2234
01:52:43,439 --> 01:52:48,280
Speaker 10: Is that is that tied into the wires and the

2235
01:52:48,400 --> 01:52:50,560
Speaker 10: might lose? Let lose the Transformers?

2236
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:51,240
Speaker 3: Right?

2237
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:53,400
Speaker 4: Is it going to be like the Dark Knight Rises

2238
01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:56,480
Speaker 4: of the Batman movie? Or the football field just collapses

2239
01:52:56,479 --> 01:52:59,040
Speaker 4: while they're playing?

2240
01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:04,640
Speaker 3: So hopefully that's the end of that. We don't need

2241
01:53:04,640 --> 01:53:05,840
Speaker 3: any earthquakes over here.

2242
01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:06,920
Speaker 10: No, certainly don't.

2243
01:53:07,800 --> 01:53:10,840
Speaker 3: Brings you back to the eighty nine World Series. Obviously, right,

2244
01:53:13,640 --> 01:53:15,640
Speaker 3: eighty nine? What does this say? That's not I just

2245
01:53:15,680 --> 01:53:17,800
Speaker 3: said eighty nine out loud. Eighty nine has nothing to

2246
01:53:17,840 --> 01:53:21,120
Speaker 3: do with this next direction. I'm gonna take us one

2247
01:53:21,160 --> 01:53:25,080
Speaker 3: point seven billion dollars will be legally bet on this

2248
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:28,000
Speaker 3: year's Super Bowl. Randy Shaver, how much money did you

2249
01:53:28,080 --> 01:53:33,240
Speaker 3: spend this football season on illicit degenerate gambling?

2250
01:53:37,360 --> 01:53:40,919
Speaker 10: Probably not as much as you would think. Yeah, more

2251
01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:45,720
Speaker 10: into fantasy football and fan dual slash draft kings.

2252
01:53:45,800 --> 01:53:46,559
Speaker 3: How much money?

2253
01:53:47,520 --> 01:53:51,439
Speaker 10: I don't know. Oh, I'm not gonna go there. I

2254
01:53:51,479 --> 01:53:53,679
Speaker 10: don't want to. I don't want it to be public record.

2255
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:55,679
Speaker 6: It's probably a good idea, Randy.

2256
01:53:56,640 --> 01:54:00,360
Speaker 3: Do you have Chauncey Billups phone number?

2257
01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:04,599
Speaker 10: I have his old phone number.

2258
01:54:04,680 --> 01:54:07,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, you had to get a new one.

2259
01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:09,960
Speaker 10: I don't have his burner phone.

2260
01:54:10,240 --> 01:54:11,120
Speaker 3: I deleted it.

2261
01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:13,880
Speaker 4: I had a buddy who used to gamble with a

2262
01:54:13,920 --> 01:54:15,720
Speaker 4: bookie and the book You would get a new phone

2263
01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:16,439
Speaker 4: number every month.

2264
01:54:16,680 --> 01:54:18,000
Speaker 6: That's yeah, that's pretty cool.

2265
01:54:18,080 --> 01:54:20,720
Speaker 4: That's badass. He'd meet up with him at a McDonald's next.

2266
01:54:20,760 --> 01:54:20,880
Speaker 3: You know.

2267
01:54:20,880 --> 01:54:22,519
Speaker 4: He wouldn't even meet up with the booky himself. He

2268
01:54:22,600 --> 01:54:26,000
Speaker 4: meet up with the Booki's flunky at the uptown McDonald's

2269
01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:28,040
Speaker 4: every month to settle up one way or the other.

2270
01:54:28,360 --> 01:54:30,120
Speaker 7: I wish you met him at a cooler place, like

2271
01:54:30,120 --> 01:54:31,719
Speaker 7: a speakeasy.

2272
01:54:32,240 --> 01:54:34,680
Speaker 2: Is it like the movies? Are they busting kneecaps if

2273
01:54:34,680 --> 01:54:35,960
Speaker 2: you don't pay up and stuff like that.

2274
01:54:36,000 --> 01:54:37,520
Speaker 4: I went with him one time. The guy was kind

2275
01:54:37,520 --> 01:54:39,600
Speaker 4: of dorky. If my buddy could have taken him if

2276
01:54:39,600 --> 01:54:40,040
Speaker 4: he needed to.

2277
01:54:40,200 --> 01:54:43,480
Speaker 6: Dana hasn't seen his friend in like three.

2278
01:54:46,720 --> 01:54:50,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you freaking degenerate gamblers. I'll tell you right now,

2279
01:54:50,280 --> 01:54:53,520
Speaker 3: one point seven billion will be legally gambled.

2280
01:54:53,680 --> 01:54:54,480
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

2281
01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:57,560
Speaker 6: Well, if you're gonna do it, you should do it

2282
01:54:57,560 --> 01:54:58,640
Speaker 6: on prize picks.

2283
01:55:00,480 --> 01:55:02,200
Speaker 4: I prefer underdog fantasy.

2284
01:55:02,240 --> 01:55:06,280
Speaker 2: Actually, wow, I like Dana's Bookie.

2285
01:55:07,480 --> 01:55:10,040
Speaker 4: Oh, they used code names too, They never used real names.

2286
01:55:10,080 --> 01:55:11,480
Speaker 4: He has no idea what the guy's name was.

2287
01:55:11,720 --> 01:55:17,800
Speaker 3: Of course, one of my closest pals, unfortunately, died young,

2288
01:55:18,600 --> 01:55:23,360
Speaker 3: and after he went, his wife called a few of

2289
01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:25,720
Speaker 3: his closest buddies over and said, hey, look, you can

2290
01:55:25,720 --> 01:55:28,720
Speaker 3: have his clothing. You know, I would donate it to goodwill,

2291
01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:30,400
Speaker 3: but I thought it would mean something to you guys.

2292
01:55:30,440 --> 01:55:33,200
Speaker 3: It was very nice, So we take. Every one of

2293
01:55:33,240 --> 01:55:36,200
Speaker 3: us took something, and I took some kind of a

2294
01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:39,200
Speaker 3: flannel shirt. And this happened to one other guy too

2295
01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:43,000
Speaker 3: in our friend group where we were gonna wash the shirt.

2296
01:55:43,040 --> 01:55:49,959
Speaker 3: And I found in his pocket redskins minus nine bills

2297
01:55:50,080 --> 01:55:54,520
Speaker 3: plus four and it was you know, Washington bullets plus

2298
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:57,640
Speaker 3: twelve hundred. And I knew this about him. I knew

2299
01:55:57,680 --> 01:56:01,760
Speaker 3: he had a bookie, and he on ballgames day in,

2300
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:05,120
Speaker 3: day out, and those are the last numbers he jotted down.

2301
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:10,280
Speaker 3: I don't really know how he overall did. I'll tell

2302
01:56:10,280 --> 01:56:13,120
Speaker 3: you what quick story about him. One day, I was

2303
01:56:13,240 --> 01:56:15,680
Speaker 3: just a setting at home by myself, watching a random

2304
01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:20,960
Speaker 3: three o'clock NFL game, and here comes Dinkas up my driveway,

2305
01:56:21,640 --> 01:56:24,800
Speaker 3: and he's got some ungodly amount of money on this

2306
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:29,040
Speaker 3: ball game that I'm watching this NFL game, and he is.

2307
01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:32,080
Speaker 3: He's frantic because it's a close game. He needs to

2308
01:56:32,120 --> 01:56:35,640
Speaker 3: spread to go this way or that way, and he's frantic.

2309
01:56:36,720 --> 01:56:39,120
Speaker 3: It got so nerve racking for him. He could not

2310
01:56:39,280 --> 01:56:41,480
Speaker 3: sit next to me and watch the game on television.

2311
01:56:41,680 --> 01:56:43,880
Speaker 3: He went into my bathroom and listened to it on

2312
01:56:43,920 --> 01:56:49,360
Speaker 3: the radios. God, and I hear him in there, Son

2313
01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:53,040
Speaker 3: of a bitch, that's gotta be a first down. He's

2314
01:56:53,040 --> 01:56:56,920
Speaker 3: screaming at the es yep.

2315
01:56:57,560 --> 01:56:59,760
Speaker 8: When your buddies say, hey, I went ahead out of

2316
01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:01,560
Speaker 8: time up to my grandma's cabin.

2317
01:57:05,920 --> 01:57:08,280
Speaker 3: Nobody knows about his grandma has that cabin.

2318
01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:11,640
Speaker 10: Gonna go hide out, right, I'll be back.

2319
01:57:12,160 --> 01:57:16,240
Speaker 3: Maybe it's either that hide out at grandma cabin or

2320
01:57:16,400 --> 01:57:19,440
Speaker 3: come to work on Monday with a broken ankle because

2321
01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:23,680
Speaker 3: the bookie's goon's got a hold of you. Oh. God

2322
01:57:25,920 --> 01:57:30,920
Speaker 3: says here that now the miserable Kansas City Chiefs might

2323
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:34,080
Speaker 3: want to make a trade for Vikings wide receiver Addison Jordan.

2324
01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:36,240
Speaker 3: We say, quit talking about it and just do it.

2325
01:57:36,360 --> 01:57:44,000
Speaker 2: Ye're right, What do you think about the airport problem?

2326
01:57:44,400 --> 01:57:45,880
Speaker 4: Make sure I have somebody from the team pick him

2327
01:57:45,920 --> 01:57:49,720
Speaker 4: up at the airport. Yeah, don't let what Dana, I'll

2328
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:54,360
Speaker 4: drive him to the airport. I'll drive him to the airport.

2329
01:57:55,560 --> 01:58:02,360
Speaker 4: A one more little scam for you before we move

2330
01:58:02,400 --> 01:58:04,120
Speaker 4: on with our miserable lives.

2331
01:58:05,160 --> 01:58:09,400
Speaker 3: This is cute. Some butt lord scam artist has been

2332
01:58:09,480 --> 01:58:14,280
Speaker 3: running around pretending to be a coach from Michigan State's

2333
01:58:14,280 --> 01:58:17,720
Speaker 3: football program, handing out fake scholarships to kids.

2334
01:58:19,880 --> 01:58:20,640
Speaker 10: That's awful.

2335
01:58:21,440 --> 01:58:23,080
Speaker 2: Imagine how excited you?

2336
01:58:24,480 --> 01:58:28,600
Speaker 6: Wow, it's hilarious.

2337
01:58:28,720 --> 01:58:32,640
Speaker 3: Michigan State. You guys weren't even on my radar. How

2338
01:58:32,640 --> 01:58:35,520
Speaker 3: did you know? I was a terrific fullback at a

2339
01:58:35,720 --> 01:58:39,760
Speaker 3: Class A school in Iowa, right handing out scholarships to kids.

2340
01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:41,600
Speaker 3: They get all pumped. They tell their parents it's all

2341
01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:42,920
Speaker 3: a joke, it's all a scam.

2342
01:58:43,040 --> 01:58:44,680
Speaker 4: I just thinking, like the effort that has to go

2343
01:58:44,760 --> 01:58:47,360
Speaker 4: into doing that for those guys, that's crazy.

2344
01:58:47,600 --> 01:58:51,360
Speaker 3: He's been contacting high school football prospects via social media,

2345
01:58:52,320 --> 01:58:54,840
Speaker 3: jerking these kids around, leading him to believe that their

2346
01:58:54,840 --> 01:58:58,120
Speaker 3: football dreams are about to come true, offering them scholarships

2347
01:58:58,280 --> 01:59:03,960
Speaker 3: that he has no business offering. But I'm third string coach. Yeah,

2348
01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:05,600
Speaker 3: but I'm thirty six years old.

2349
01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:09,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, wouldn't you kind of know if you're not getting

2350
01:59:09,240 --> 01:59:12,400
Speaker 4: any offers at all, or just small local D three

2351
01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:15,120
Speaker 4: community college offers. Also in Michigan, state's on your door.

2352
01:59:15,840 --> 01:59:17,560
Speaker 4: I think you kind of realize that it's got to

2353
01:59:17,600 --> 01:59:19,040
Speaker 4: be a scam.

2354
01:59:18,960 --> 01:59:22,320
Speaker 3: Well, not everybody, that's true. He's on their toes all

2355
01:59:22,360 --> 01:59:28,600
Speaker 3: the time. Apparently this scammer character very likely a thirty

2356
01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:32,080
Speaker 3: five year old man who lives in and regularly jacks

2357
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:36,480
Speaker 3: off in his grandparents' basement. Apparently I've at the cabin. Yeah,

2358
01:59:36,520 --> 01:59:41,480
Speaker 3: grandma cabin. Where you going grandma cabins? Are you on

2359
01:59:41,480 --> 01:59:42,440
Speaker 3: the run from a bookie?

2360
01:59:42,520 --> 01:59:42,560
Speaker 8: No?

2361
01:59:42,760 --> 01:59:46,760
Speaker 3: Jacking off? Always jack off at grandma cabin.

2362
01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:51,280
Speaker 4: That's the best place for it. She's got the nice towels.

2363
01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:57,840
Speaker 3: God, you went too far dance those a mono Graham

2364
01:59:57,920 --> 01:59:58,520
Speaker 3: towels on.

2365
02:00:00,120 --> 02:00:03,160
Speaker 6: Not for jacket, for trying.

2366
02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:04,880
Speaker 4: There's a crosstach thing on the wall.

2367
02:00:06,040 --> 02:00:08,640
Speaker 2: My grandma had a couch that wasn't for sitting right,

2368
02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:11,920
Speaker 2: that's for company only.

2369
02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:18,000
Speaker 3: Apparently the scammer also pretended to be a coach from

2370
02:00:18,320 --> 02:00:24,000
Speaker 3: the University of Maryland football team, and all miss too.

2371
02:00:26,280 --> 02:00:32,080
Speaker 3: So these universities Maryland, in particular, the University of Maryland

2372
02:00:32,080 --> 02:00:37,040
Speaker 3: went online and outed this Jabbroni and said, young kids,

2373
02:00:38,040 --> 02:00:43,320
Speaker 3: college football prospects, don't answer this guy's telephone call. He's

2374
02:00:43,640 --> 02:00:46,800
Speaker 3: playing with you. But you know, anything's possible with that

2375
02:00:46,840 --> 02:00:49,280
Speaker 3: godless social media that you guys love so much.

2376
02:00:50,360 --> 02:00:54,680
Speaker 2: So he was taking money from him too, and I want, yeah.

2377
02:00:53,920 --> 02:00:56,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, because because otherwise, how are you getting scammed? I

2378
02:00:56,640 --> 02:00:58,400
Speaker 10: mean you're you're getting fooled.

2379
02:00:59,120 --> 02:01:00,880
Speaker 3: Oh, I just thought even in it for the fun,

2380
02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:02,760
Speaker 3: just to watch a kid's face light up. And then

2381
02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:03,320
Speaker 3: he hangs up.

2382
02:01:03,440 --> 02:01:06,760
Speaker 2: No, he was taking money, Okay, So the schools were saying,

2383
02:01:06,960 --> 02:01:08,680
Speaker 2: we don't do that. I mean, that's not right. You

2384
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:10,040
Speaker 2: wouldn't be paid or something like that.

2385
02:01:10,600 --> 02:01:12,960
Speaker 4: Right, looks like this, You know the fake celebrities that

2386
02:01:13,040 --> 02:01:16,440
Speaker 4: slide into a DM like Johnny Depp messaging some single

2387
02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:18,920
Speaker 4: woman saying, Hey, I'm in love with you, but I

2388
02:01:18,960 --> 02:01:21,400
Speaker 4: need you know, thirty thousand dollars or some legal troubles

2389
02:01:21,480 --> 02:01:21,760
Speaker 4: right now?

2390
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:23,760
Speaker 2: Yes? Not how often that happened?

2391
02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:23,960
Speaker 3: Does?

2392
02:01:24,400 --> 02:01:25,200
Speaker 4: It's very sad?

2393
02:01:25,320 --> 02:01:30,040
Speaker 3: I don't love you that much, Johnny. This is an

2394
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:34,360
Speaker 3: interesting question from a listener. Going back to UH we

2395
02:01:34,360 --> 02:01:37,840
Speaker 3: were discussing one point seven billion dollars or whatever will

2396
02:01:37,840 --> 02:01:42,600
Speaker 3: be legally bet on this year's Super Bowl. Good question

2397
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:45,200
Speaker 3: from a listener. What percentage of that money will be

2398
02:01:45,240 --> 02:01:53,000
Speaker 3: directly from Shohio Tani? Wow, Randy, what are you asking

2399
02:01:53,080 --> 02:01:55,080
Speaker 3: me for? Because you're the big baseball fan.

2400
02:01:56,800 --> 02:01:57,920
Speaker 10: Come on, he doesn't do that.

2401
02:01:58,160 --> 02:02:01,240
Speaker 3: Oh right, it was his handler.

2402
02:02:01,360 --> 02:02:02,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was this guy.

2403
02:02:02,920 --> 02:02:05,920
Speaker 3: That's pretty mean. That dude calling up the college kids

2404
02:02:05,920 --> 02:02:09,440
Speaker 3: and yeah, tell them you're gonna be our starting running

2405
02:02:09,480 --> 02:02:13,760
Speaker 3: back next year at oh Miss. Oh god, I'm telling

2406
02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:14,640
Speaker 3: all your buddies.

2407
02:02:15,360 --> 02:02:21,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, maybe trying to land chicks running shicksumbling.

2408
02:02:21,760 --> 02:02:24,840
Speaker 3: Josh knows this. I do have a certain appreciation for

2409
02:02:24,920 --> 02:02:30,080
Speaker 3: a good scam. There are lines that I don't think

2410
02:02:30,120 --> 02:02:33,840
Speaker 3: folks should cross. But I'm a little envious of what

2411
02:02:34,000 --> 02:02:37,680
Speaker 3: some people can put together, you know what I mean.

2412
02:02:39,240 --> 02:02:42,760
Speaker 2: There's some, yeah, that are so crazy convoluted you think

2413
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:44,720
Speaker 2: if they would just put their mind to something good,

2414
02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:48,760
Speaker 2: they could probably make some positive changes in the world.

2415
02:02:49,360 --> 02:02:54,000
Speaker 3: That one pall of mine was a fake realtor. He

2416
02:02:54,080 --> 02:02:56,760
Speaker 3: made some funny, but he made some funny that he

2417
02:02:56,840 --> 02:03:01,200
Speaker 3: made some money pretending to be a I.

2418
02:03:01,200 --> 02:03:03,760
Speaker 2: Have a friend who got scammed something similar to that.

2419
02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:05,920
Speaker 2: It was to rent a place, and he went to

2420
02:03:06,040 --> 02:03:09,160
Speaker 2: visit this person. It wasn't for rent, and somebody just

2421
02:03:09,240 --> 02:03:11,560
Speaker 2: put an ad on I think it was Craigslist and said, hey,

2422
02:03:11,560 --> 02:03:13,440
Speaker 2: come on out, you want to take a look. And

2423
02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:16,520
Speaker 2: then he showed it to him and took the cash

2424
02:03:16,560 --> 02:03:19,520
Speaker 2: deposit and that was it. It wasn't for them to rent.

2425
02:03:20,240 --> 02:03:23,920
Speaker 3: You're just crazy. You just mess with someone, you know.

2426
02:03:24,640 --> 02:03:26,120
Speaker 3: I never messed with Craiglist.

2427
02:03:26,680 --> 02:03:30,280
Speaker 8: No, yeah, I thought, Oh, craiglist was a scam by itself.

2428
02:03:30,960 --> 02:03:33,520
Speaker 3: Right, you know it's not right to mess with people's

2429
02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:37,440
Speaker 3: emotions like that. All Right, you guys tell me, am

2430
02:03:37,440 --> 02:03:40,520
Speaker 3: I good, scam it, scam artist or not. Listen to

2431
02:03:40,560 --> 02:03:42,280
Speaker 3: what I'm about to say, and you tell me if

2432
02:03:42,280 --> 02:03:44,400
Speaker 3: you're buying it or not. Hey, Randy, thanks for your time.

2433
02:03:48,800 --> 02:03:56,040
Speaker 3: I always appreciate it. Randy, you have fun down there

2434
02:03:56,040 --> 02:03:57,720
Speaker 3: in Florida. We'll talk to you tomorrow. We'll be back

2435
02:03:57,720 --> 02:03:59,640
Speaker 3: with more from c Willie Miles here in a few minutes.

2436
02:04:00,680 --> 02:04:04,960
Speaker 3: Last morning show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, We're back with see

2437
02:04:04,960 --> 02:04:07,760
Speaker 3: Willie Miles on the ninety three ACX half Aass Morning Show.

2438
02:04:07,800 --> 02:04:12,680
Speaker 3: We're getting it done by God, word word, getting it done.

2439
02:04:12,680 --> 02:04:15,040
Speaker 3: The best we know how. See Willie Miles tells us

2440
02:04:15,040 --> 02:04:18,560
Speaker 3: that he just returned from a trip to Arizona. You

2441
02:04:18,640 --> 02:04:21,320
Speaker 3: got in a few rounds of golf. Huh, yes, there

2442
02:04:22,080 --> 02:04:25,320
Speaker 3: would that be your number one hobby, swinging those golf

2443
02:04:25,360 --> 02:04:28,160
Speaker 3: clubs up and down. Absolutely, number one hobby. It's my

2444
02:04:28,280 --> 02:04:31,920
Speaker 3: number one hobby. That's the only hobby I have, the

2445
02:04:31,960 --> 02:04:34,680
Speaker 3: only Yeah, I don't. I don't do anything else other

2446
02:04:34,720 --> 02:04:38,520
Speaker 3: than you know, I like watching TV. You know I'm

2447
02:04:38,560 --> 02:04:39,600
Speaker 3: watching series.

2448
02:04:39,760 --> 02:04:40,560
Speaker 4: Josh is good at that.

2449
02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:43,960
Speaker 3: You do love watching a series or two. Oh yeah,

2450
02:04:43,960 --> 02:04:46,240
Speaker 3: then you should talk to my cohorts here because they

2451
02:04:46,360 --> 02:04:49,840
Speaker 3: know all the series. Yeah, I'm a big fan. Man.

2452
02:04:49,840 --> 02:04:53,880
Speaker 8: I'm just finished Land Man. I'm getting ready to start Paradise.

2453
02:04:53,680 --> 02:04:55,120
Speaker 3: Josh, he watches Land Man.

2454
02:04:55,200 --> 02:04:56,160
Speaker 2: I've watched Man.

2455
02:04:56,360 --> 02:04:57,320
Speaker 3: Land Man is awesome.

2456
02:04:57,360 --> 02:04:59,960
Speaker 2: It is awesome. So you just started it?

2457
02:05:00,240 --> 02:05:00,760
Speaker 3: Just finished?

2458
02:05:00,800 --> 02:05:03,160
Speaker 2: Oh, just finished it. That's all good, right, good stuff.

2459
02:05:03,960 --> 02:05:06,560
Speaker 3: We just read recently. And I don't know what this

2460
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:08,760
Speaker 3: says about us. You can go ahead and give your opinion,

2461
02:05:08,800 --> 02:05:13,280
Speaker 3: of course. See Willie that Americans today, our number one

2462
02:05:13,400 --> 02:05:20,160
Speaker 3: field of expertise is television series, following reality television series.

2463
02:05:21,160 --> 02:05:24,400
Speaker 3: Was it specifically reality television yosh I think it was.

2464
02:05:25,120 --> 02:05:29,280
Speaker 3: Our number one field of expertise is knowing all the

2465
02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:32,440
Speaker 3: characters and the ins and outs of reality television.

2466
02:05:32,440 --> 02:05:35,920
Speaker 8: No, I don't touch that. You don't, No, I don't.

2467
02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:40,240
Speaker 8: I hate reality TV because it's not reality. The reality

2468
02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:43,920
Speaker 8: nobody's following you into the bathroom take a tump camera.

2469
02:05:44,080 --> 02:05:46,320
Speaker 4: Know what that happens to my house all the time?

2470
02:05:46,440 --> 02:05:49,560
Speaker 3: Is that right? Let me let me ask the question.

2471
02:05:50,800 --> 02:05:54,560
Speaker 3: That's not right. It's not your fault.

2472
02:05:55,320 --> 02:05:57,680
Speaker 4: You just don't have random cameraman following you around the back.

2473
02:05:58,120 --> 02:06:01,720
Speaker 8: You didn't do anything wrong there. You're doing what you're

2474
02:06:01,720 --> 02:06:04,000
Speaker 8: supposed to do. They're doing there, it's their fault they're

2475
02:06:04,000 --> 02:06:04,280
Speaker 8: doing that.

2476
02:06:04,880 --> 02:06:09,480
Speaker 3: See William Miles. Number one hobby is golfing. Period. So

2477
02:06:09,560 --> 02:06:13,600
Speaker 3: here's a question for everybody and all of y'all think

2478
02:06:13,640 --> 02:06:17,720
Speaker 3: about it. If you have to, if money wasn't a problem,

2479
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:20,440
Speaker 3: if and you had all the money in the world,

2480
02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:25,120
Speaker 3: what hobby would you fully dive into? Because probably everybody

2481
02:06:25,840 --> 02:06:28,320
Speaker 3: has something that they're drawn to as far as a

2482
02:06:28,360 --> 02:06:31,640
Speaker 3: hobby goes, but you ain't got the time and the money.

2483
02:06:31,680 --> 02:06:33,600
Speaker 3: In this case, you have all the money. Is possible.

2484
02:06:35,040 --> 02:06:43,400
Speaker 4: Cocaine hobby stuff, pure uncut the good stuff.

2485
02:06:43,920 --> 02:06:46,760
Speaker 6: No, seriously, it would probably be it would probably.

2486
02:06:46,480 --> 02:06:48,840
Speaker 7: Be something like really nerdy, Like it'd be really cool

2487
02:06:48,880 --> 02:06:51,800
Speaker 7: to be able to travel and see all of the

2488
02:06:52,000 --> 02:06:53,600
Speaker 7: active volcanoes in the world.

2489
02:06:53,680 --> 02:06:55,480
Speaker 3: By the way, you wouldn't be the first parent to

2490
02:06:55,600 --> 02:07:02,480
Speaker 3: raise a child while cocaine. Oh gosh, you'd travel around

2491
02:07:02,480 --> 02:07:04,320
Speaker 3: and see all of the world's volcanoes.

2492
02:07:04,400 --> 02:07:08,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, it would be sweet to see the active volcanoes. Okay,

2493
02:07:08,800 --> 02:07:10,040
Speaker 6: I'd be down for that.

2494
02:07:10,680 --> 02:07:15,000
Speaker 3: Feel free, uh ninety three ninety three. We'd love to

2495
02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:18,240
Speaker 3: hear from our listening audience on this our Luther Bloomington

2496
02:07:18,280 --> 02:07:20,840
Speaker 3: key attacks line six five one nine nine, ninety three

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02:07:20,880 --> 02:07:24,000
Speaker 3: ninety three. If money wasn't a problem, what hobby would

2498
02:07:24,040 --> 02:07:26,400
Speaker 3: you fully dive into? All right, So Ashley's going to

2499
02:07:26,520 --> 02:07:30,680
Speaker 3: chase active volcanoes, active or otherwise.

2500
02:07:30,880 --> 02:07:33,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to see she's active period.

2501
02:07:33,320 --> 02:07:36,840
Speaker 3: Just the active one would be so cool. Has she

2502
02:07:36,880 --> 02:07:40,920
Speaker 3: ever expressed her lust for volcanoes before on this program? Yeah?

2503
02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:42,120
Speaker 4: I wasn't surprised by that answer.

2504
02:07:42,840 --> 02:07:44,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if she's brought it up or not.

2505
02:07:44,520 --> 02:07:48,920
Speaker 8: Look, i'm today's years old finding out as is Canadian.

2506
02:07:49,440 --> 02:07:51,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2507
02:07:51,920 --> 02:07:54,120
Speaker 8: Here I'm thinking I'm talking to like a you know,

2508
02:07:54,400 --> 02:07:55,240
Speaker 8: east Side.

2509
02:07:55,000 --> 02:07:58,880
Speaker 3: Saint Paul grew up er. It should have been see

2510
02:07:58,920 --> 02:08:00,960
Speaker 3: Willie Miles. It should have been obvious the way she

2511
02:08:01,040 --> 02:08:04,080
Speaker 3: says things like opinion and official.

2512
02:08:04,240 --> 02:08:06,240
Speaker 6: I did have like a weird obsession with Canada when

2513
02:08:06,240 --> 02:08:06,880
Speaker 6: I was younger, for.

2514
02:08:07,280 --> 02:08:10,720
Speaker 3: She often makes things official around here. She's very Canadian.

2515
02:08:11,480 --> 02:08:15,320
Speaker 3: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan mom was where she was. All the

2516
02:08:15,320 --> 02:08:18,160
Speaker 3: money in the world, cubby, Uh, you know, I don't know.

2517
02:08:18,200 --> 02:08:20,000
Speaker 2: Can you consider it a hobby to learn how to

2518
02:08:20,040 --> 02:08:24,160
Speaker 2: fly like a fighter jet or something? A hobby?

2519
02:08:24,320 --> 02:08:25,400
Speaker 3: Je did it.

2520
02:08:27,440 --> 02:08:28,600
Speaker 2: That's what I want to become.

2521
02:08:28,640 --> 02:08:30,960
Speaker 3: Learning how to fly a fighter jet.

2522
02:08:31,000 --> 02:08:32,360
Speaker 2: I want to fly a fighter and I want to

2523
02:08:32,400 --> 02:08:34,440
Speaker 2: have If you said all the money in the world,

2524
02:08:34,280 --> 02:08:37,720
Speaker 2: I'd want a whole fleet of them, every kind.

2525
02:08:37,720 --> 02:08:40,440
Speaker 3: You can imagine a fly one different one every day.

2526
02:08:40,520 --> 02:08:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's what I want to v Then I

2527
02:08:48,640 --> 02:08:52,480
Speaker 2: just start bombing the lot, make some places to park.

2528
02:08:53,280 --> 02:08:56,440
Speaker 3: You'd be the most lethal fighter pilot in the world today.

2529
02:08:56,440 --> 02:08:59,920
Speaker 3: The government will likely call on you for a special mission. Yeah,

2530
02:09:00,040 --> 02:09:04,200
Speaker 3: you mean you're you You come to expect that. Are

2531
02:09:04,200 --> 02:09:06,240
Speaker 3: you ready for some kind of a.

2532
02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:07,600
Speaker 2: Not yet, but I'll get that.

2533
02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:12,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, you'll be prepared. Somebody texted in and said, darts.

2534
02:09:12,720 --> 02:09:15,200
Speaker 7: Think a little bit bigger, Think a little bit bigger.

2535
02:09:15,720 --> 02:09:17,360
Speaker 3: D a rts darts.

2536
02:09:17,480 --> 02:09:18,120
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2537
02:09:18,160 --> 02:09:20,920
Speaker 3: Wow, Well it doesn't necessarily have to be huge. I mean,

2538
02:09:20,920 --> 02:09:23,440
Speaker 3: if if they want to just throw darts until the

2539
02:09:23,600 --> 02:09:26,080
Speaker 3: day that they drop dead, you know, I think.

2540
02:09:26,200 --> 02:09:27,920
Speaker 6: I guess some darts are really expensive.

2541
02:09:28,040 --> 02:09:29,760
Speaker 3: That's a lot of waste of money. Though. You're not

2542
02:09:29,800 --> 02:09:31,880
Speaker 3: going to spend all the money with darts, No, You're

2543
02:09:31,920 --> 02:09:33,680
Speaker 3: gonna have a lot left when they put you in

2544
02:09:33,720 --> 02:09:35,240
Speaker 3: the ground. Yeah, but I think.

2545
02:09:35,160 --> 02:09:39,480
Speaker 2: It'd be cool, like making recording studios or home theaters

2546
02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:41,000
Speaker 2: for people, Like making.

2547
02:09:40,880 --> 02:09:44,080
Speaker 4: Of your your hobby would be a job for other

2548
02:09:44,160 --> 02:09:45,560
Speaker 4: to do things for other people.

2549
02:09:45,960 --> 02:09:47,120
Speaker 2: It sounds like a blast to me.

2550
02:09:47,240 --> 02:09:50,840
Speaker 3: You're creating a recording studio or a movie theater.

2551
02:09:50,920 --> 02:09:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a big movie theater something like that. You know,

2552
02:09:53,840 --> 02:09:55,920
Speaker 2: they got a lot of cable management and things like.

2553
02:09:55,880 --> 02:09:57,680
Speaker 3: That, Dana all the money in the world.

2554
02:09:58,640 --> 02:10:01,160
Speaker 4: One very dorky thing would be I get really into collecting.

2555
02:10:01,240 --> 02:10:03,080
Speaker 4: I love collecting things, but get to do on a

2556
02:10:03,200 --> 02:10:07,840
Speaker 4: grander scale, like rare sports memorabilia, rare sports cards, you know,

2557
02:10:07,920 --> 02:10:10,400
Speaker 4: vintage video games and stuff. I'd get really into that.

2558
02:10:10,840 --> 02:10:14,640
Speaker 2: And I'm collecting F fourteen Tomcats, I'm.

2559
02:10:14,480 --> 02:10:17,120
Speaker 4: Collecting baseball cards. I'm not on your level, Josh.

2560
02:10:17,800 --> 02:10:20,480
Speaker 8: Just to be clear, if I had all the money

2561
02:10:20,520 --> 02:10:22,480
Speaker 8: in the world, the first thing I was I'm not

2562
02:10:22,520 --> 02:10:23,680
Speaker 8: hanging out with you guys.

2563
02:10:23,760 --> 02:10:26,280
Speaker 4: Right, you can never talk to us again.

2564
02:10:27,480 --> 02:10:30,840
Speaker 2: This is a great one from healthcare economics. Jesus boy, God,

2565
02:10:30,880 --> 02:10:34,120
Speaker 2: I might want to change my answer. Auto racing motorsports.

2566
02:10:34,200 --> 02:10:38,560
Speaker 3: That, yeah, that's I'm not trying to die. I just

2567
02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:40,600
Speaker 3: want to golf all over the world. That's what i

2568
02:10:40,640 --> 02:10:41,040
Speaker 3: want to do.

2569
02:10:41,480 --> 02:10:44,600
Speaker 6: That would definitely be up there. Being able to golf,

2570
02:10:44,800 --> 02:10:46,240
Speaker 6: Oh yeah where that would.

2571
02:10:46,040 --> 02:10:49,240
Speaker 3: Be so cool. I'm also not trying to die right

2572
02:10:49,320 --> 02:10:50,800
Speaker 3: now that I have all the money in the world,

2573
02:10:51,320 --> 02:10:53,720
Speaker 3: I'm not racing cars. I'm not racing boats. I'm not

2574
02:10:53,720 --> 02:10:55,240
Speaker 3: going to be in a fighter jet. You know, it

2575
02:10:55,240 --> 02:10:57,640
Speaker 3: would be really cool, Josh, if you built that recording

2576
02:10:57,640 --> 02:10:59,960
Speaker 3: studio and then built that movie theater, and then Blue

2577
02:11:00,080 --> 02:11:01,480
Speaker 3: went to pieces with your fighter.

2578
02:11:01,280 --> 02:11:05,280
Speaker 2: Jack, I got a whole bunch of them, Squadron.

2579
02:11:05,360 --> 02:11:08,840
Speaker 3: I'm with c Willie. I'm not going to be Super

2580
02:11:08,960 --> 02:11:12,960
Speaker 3: Dave Osborne running around risking my life I've got all

2581
02:11:12,960 --> 02:11:15,920
Speaker 3: this money, I'm going to take care of myself. My answer,

2582
02:11:16,240 --> 02:11:21,880
Speaker 3: I think it's difficult on the spot, But my number

2583
02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:26,400
Speaker 3: one hobby is pocket billiards. But if I had all

2584
02:11:26,400 --> 02:11:28,280
Speaker 3: the money in the world, I could still play pocket

2585
02:11:28,280 --> 02:11:32,240
Speaker 3: billiards whenever I wanted to number What was the question again,

2586
02:11:32,280 --> 02:11:33,560
Speaker 3: if you had all the money in the world, what

2587
02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:36,080
Speaker 3: hobby would you dive into? If you want to call

2588
02:11:36,080 --> 02:11:39,160
Speaker 3: this a hobby, I would. I would just be one

2589
02:11:39,160 --> 02:11:41,480
Speaker 3: of those guys who goes to ball games in town.

2590
02:11:42,040 --> 02:11:44,000
Speaker 3: I think I'd use my money to buy seats at

2591
02:11:44,040 --> 02:11:49,080
Speaker 3: all the Twins games, Golden Golfer, football, Timberwolves, and I

2592
02:11:49,120 --> 02:11:52,200
Speaker 3: would just spend my time going to live ball games,

2593
02:11:52,400 --> 02:11:55,720
Speaker 3: eating ballpark food, drinking beer, and then sleeping in. That

2594
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:56,240
Speaker 3: would be it.

2595
02:11:56,320 --> 02:11:58,839
Speaker 6: Okay, I changed my mind. I want that exactly.

2596
02:11:59,600 --> 02:12:01,600
Speaker 4: That was my That was my second answer behind being

2597
02:12:01,600 --> 02:12:04,240
Speaker 4: a darky collectors being able to and afford the good

2598
02:12:04,280 --> 02:12:07,040
Speaker 4: seats too. Yeah, so you're not just getting a ticket

2599
02:12:07,040 --> 02:12:09,000
Speaker 4: to get in the door. You're actually sitting up front,

2600
02:12:09,040 --> 02:12:10,160
Speaker 4: you're sitting close, you're.

2601
02:12:10,000 --> 02:12:13,080
Speaker 3: Sitting in so you're not you're no longer dreaming of

2602
02:12:13,160 --> 02:12:16,880
Speaker 3: staring down the mouth of an active volcano. It's one

2603
02:12:16,960 --> 02:12:20,320
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty six degrees out. You're being murdered by bugs.

2604
02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:22,360
Speaker 3: You're in some third world garbage.

2605
02:12:23,120 --> 02:12:25,120
Speaker 6: No, I'd rather be hanging out it.

2606
02:12:25,520 --> 02:12:29,280
Speaker 8: I would never fly commercial again, right, I would trade

2607
02:12:29,360 --> 02:12:31,120
Speaker 8: in my four forty and get a G five.

2608
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:34,120
Speaker 3: You see, I don't have a four.

2609
02:12:34,000 --> 02:12:37,320
Speaker 4: Fort I don't even know that is. I'm not I'm

2610
02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:38,880
Speaker 4: not even rich enough to know what a four fourt.

2611
02:12:38,960 --> 02:12:42,920
Speaker 3: I just thought I would move on because I also did. See.

2612
02:12:42,960 --> 02:12:46,040
Speaker 3: Here's the thing for me personally is when if I

2613
02:12:46,080 --> 02:12:49,320
Speaker 3: go to a Wednesday night Timberwolves game, I can't help it.

2614
02:12:49,360 --> 02:12:51,160
Speaker 3: If I go to look a Wednesday or a Monday

2615
02:12:51,240 --> 02:12:54,960
Speaker 3: or a Sunday night ballgame, I look at the people

2616
02:12:55,600 --> 02:12:59,400
Speaker 3: in the rich seats and they're drinking and they're laughing,

2617
02:12:59,680 --> 02:13:03,000
Speaker 3: and they're carrying on because they don't have a care

2618
02:13:03,080 --> 02:13:07,120
Speaker 3: in the world. They're not doing Dick tomorrow. So that's

2619
02:13:07,160 --> 02:13:12,960
Speaker 3: why I think this little dream has entered my mind,

2620
02:13:13,120 --> 02:13:16,400
Speaker 3: just to be that guy. I'm at the game tomorrow

2621
02:13:16,480 --> 02:13:17,720
Speaker 3: doesn't matter for Dick.

2622
02:13:18,240 --> 02:13:20,320
Speaker 2: That would be cool, not checking your phone, going and

2623
02:13:20,360 --> 02:13:22,560
Speaker 2: count doing the math like I gotta get up at

2624
02:13:22,600 --> 02:13:26,120
Speaker 2: this time, hurry. No, don't go into overtime that kind

2625
02:13:26,120 --> 02:13:26,360
Speaker 2: of thing.

2626
02:13:26,520 --> 02:13:28,400
Speaker 7: I don't even want to talk about it because I

2627
02:13:28,440 --> 02:13:31,280
Speaker 7: know that my life will never be like that unless

2628
02:13:31,320 --> 02:13:32,240
Speaker 7: I don't.

2629
02:13:32,120 --> 02:13:35,200
Speaker 3: Say that, you won't be with that attitude. And you

2630
02:13:35,240 --> 02:13:38,080
Speaker 3: can't have my dream. Actually, you already said you got

2631
02:13:38,080 --> 02:13:40,320
Speaker 3: to take something else, live your own.

2632
02:13:40,480 --> 02:13:41,920
Speaker 2: You also can't have the G five.

2633
02:13:42,120 --> 02:13:42,480
Speaker 3: That's right.

2634
02:13:43,880 --> 02:13:45,280
Speaker 4: Don't even think about the four forty.

2635
02:13:46,440 --> 02:13:48,040
Speaker 3: What's gonna have that?

2636
02:13:48,360 --> 02:13:49,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you training that one.

2637
02:13:49,240 --> 02:13:53,640
Speaker 3: In Jesus, here's someone who's obviously lost their ever loving mind.

2638
02:13:54,280 --> 02:13:58,000
Speaker 3: Someone texted in again. The question is if money was

2639
02:13:58,040 --> 02:14:01,160
Speaker 3: no problem, what hobby would you dive in. One of

2640
02:14:01,160 --> 02:14:03,920
Speaker 3: our listeners says, kids and more kids. I'd make all

2641
02:14:03,960 --> 02:14:06,680
Speaker 3: the kids in the world. I'd pump out all the.

2642
02:14:06,680 --> 02:14:08,600
Speaker 6: Kids, honestly. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

2643
02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:12,880
Speaker 7: Wow, you nothing hits harder than a newborn baby in

2644
02:14:12,880 --> 02:14:16,960
Speaker 7: the hospital room. That It was probably the best high

2645
02:14:17,040 --> 02:14:19,040
Speaker 7: I've ever had my whole entire.

2646
02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:20,160
Speaker 2: Life, and you've had a lot of highs.

2647
02:14:20,320 --> 02:14:22,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's unbeatable.

2648
02:14:23,880 --> 02:14:26,320
Speaker 3: So somehow you're agreeing with this all the money in

2649
02:14:26,360 --> 02:14:28,640
Speaker 3: the world. Yeah, you're just gonna pop out children.

2650
02:14:28,800 --> 02:14:29,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, that'd be great.

2651
02:14:29,760 --> 02:14:31,200
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like a dream. It sounds like a

2652
02:14:31,320 --> 02:14:32,360
Speaker 3: Colossole nightmare.

2653
02:14:32,840 --> 02:14:34,040
Speaker 7: I mean, you have all the money in the world

2654
02:14:34,080 --> 02:14:37,800
Speaker 7: to make sure that everything goes right, you know, Yeah,

2655
02:14:37,960 --> 02:14:39,200
Speaker 7: you know, like you always have.

2656
02:14:39,560 --> 02:14:41,240
Speaker 6: They're gonna get the kids, are gonna get the best

2657
02:14:41,240 --> 02:14:43,000
Speaker 6: of the best. You can do whatever you want.

2658
02:14:43,480 --> 02:14:47,160
Speaker 3: You're not gonna be able to do anything.

2659
02:14:47,280 --> 02:14:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean managing nannies.

2660
02:14:50,280 --> 02:14:52,080
Speaker 3: You have no time for any fun.

2661
02:14:52,640 --> 02:14:57,600
Speaker 8: Bang them out, banging in, banging out, nothing but banging.

2662
02:14:57,760 --> 02:14:59,640
Speaker 8: You don't stay on the table. A lot sounds like.

2663
02:15:00,880 --> 02:15:04,000
Speaker 3: It appears that a lot of our listeners when asked

2664
02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:07,080
Speaker 3: the question, if money was no object, what kind of

2665
02:15:07,120 --> 02:15:11,920
Speaker 3: a dam hobby would you dive into a lot of

2666
02:15:11,920 --> 02:15:14,160
Speaker 3: folks want to do things with motor vehicles.

2667
02:15:14,840 --> 02:15:15,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a lot of time.

2668
02:15:16,040 --> 02:15:17,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, restoring old cars and stuff.

2669
02:15:17,680 --> 02:15:19,920
Speaker 2: That's that'd be awesome. I wish I knew how to do.

2670
02:15:19,800 --> 02:15:22,560
Speaker 3: That, putting together their own race team. A lot of

2671
02:15:22,840 --> 02:15:26,120
Speaker 3: gear heads out there want to go that route, and

2672
02:15:26,480 --> 02:15:30,120
Speaker 3: that sounds great. I just don't want to be behind

2673
02:15:30,200 --> 02:15:32,600
Speaker 3: the wheel because, like see Willie and I, we don't

2674
02:15:32,600 --> 02:15:36,000
Speaker 3: want to risk our lives. Now that our lives are

2675
02:15:36,000 --> 02:15:40,000
Speaker 3: wonderful and we're buried in money, oh, to run your

2676
02:15:40,000 --> 02:15:42,920
Speaker 3: own race team though, that would be something.

2677
02:15:42,640 --> 02:15:46,040
Speaker 8: If I Yeah, that's not a bad idea as long

2678
02:15:46,080 --> 02:15:48,160
Speaker 8: as you don't have to drive or fix it.

2679
02:15:48,800 --> 02:15:53,800
Speaker 3: Designing and building underground hideouts with escape tunnels and everything,

2680
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:56,800
Speaker 3: well we did that when we were nine, without a

2681
02:15:56,840 --> 02:16:00,240
Speaker 3: dime in our pocket. We designed really underground hide out.

2682
02:16:00,600 --> 02:16:02,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when I was in school we had an

2683
02:16:02,280 --> 02:16:03,000
Speaker 3: underground fort.

2684
02:16:03,760 --> 02:16:04,280
Speaker 2: That's cool.

2685
02:16:04,360 --> 02:16:06,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to live underground?

2686
02:16:06,840 --> 02:16:08,400
Speaker 4: I don't know, but again, one of those really nice

2687
02:16:08,400 --> 02:16:09,440
Speaker 4: doomsday shelters.

2688
02:16:09,880 --> 02:16:12,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's a little different here, it is. Some folks

2689
02:16:12,480 --> 02:16:15,520
Speaker 3: just want to build an underground hideout with escape tunnels

2690
02:16:15,560 --> 02:16:22,880
Speaker 3: and everything. Doe sounds like a suspicious life. Yeah, I'll

2691
02:16:22,920 --> 02:16:25,040
Speaker 3: tell you what we're getting there. See William Miles is

2692
02:16:25,080 --> 02:16:26,880
Speaker 3: sitting in with a half assed barning show. We had

2693
02:16:26,880 --> 02:16:28,880
Speaker 3: a question for everybody and all of y'all, and that

2694
02:16:29,000 --> 02:16:33,280
Speaker 3: question was, if money wasn't a problem, what hobby would

2695
02:16:33,320 --> 02:16:36,240
Speaker 3: you fully dive into? Got some answers here from our listeners.

2696
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:39,880
Speaker 3: A lot of you are very reasonable, very sensible, things

2697
02:16:39,959 --> 02:16:48,160
Speaker 3: like woodworking, restoring cars, bee keeping, things to do with food.

2698
02:16:48,480 --> 02:16:52,279
Speaker 2: Woodworking would be cool, if that's a skill. I always

2699
02:16:52,280 --> 02:16:52,680
Speaker 2: wish I.

2700
02:16:52,640 --> 02:16:57,240
Speaker 3: Had gambling, hm, gamble all that money? Who cares?

2701
02:16:57,560 --> 02:16:59,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it doesn't. That's not can.

2702
02:16:59,600 --> 02:17:01,080
Speaker 3: Hurt friggin matter.

2703
02:17:01,800 --> 02:17:05,200
Speaker 2: What about traveling the country to see all the comedy clubs?

2704
02:17:05,240 --> 02:17:06,760
Speaker 2: Steelers fan Jesus wants to do that?

2705
02:17:06,879 --> 02:17:07,000
Speaker 4: You have?

2706
02:17:07,080 --> 02:17:09,640
Speaker 2: Your father said that with like, like my my mother

2707
02:17:09,640 --> 02:17:11,480
Speaker 2: in law her bucket list to see all the big

2708
02:17:11,560 --> 02:17:13,800
Speaker 2: league parks. That's what she wants to do before she dies.

2709
02:17:13,800 --> 02:17:15,160
Speaker 2: But comedy clubs, it's a new one.

2710
02:17:15,280 --> 02:17:16,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's a guy who knows a thing or two

2711
02:17:17,000 --> 02:17:20,160
Speaker 3: about comedy clubs. What's a comedy club that everybody should visit?

2712
02:17:20,200 --> 02:17:23,440
Speaker 3: See Willie Miles Comedy Store in La. Oh yeah, the

2713
02:17:23,520 --> 02:17:26,039
Speaker 3: legendary one. Yeah yeah.

2714
02:17:26,160 --> 02:17:27,760
Speaker 4: Is that the one that Pollie Shores mom runs?

2715
02:17:27,920 --> 02:17:28,120
Speaker 3: Yep?

2716
02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:30,680
Speaker 2: Is she still run it or own it?

2717
02:17:30,840 --> 02:17:35,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? She does, She's still around, Missy, Yes, Pollie Shore Mama.

2718
02:17:35,760 --> 02:17:39,119
Speaker 3: All right. Here's some other answers that came in from

2719
02:17:39,160 --> 02:17:41,800
Speaker 3: our listing audience. If money was no object, what hobby

2720
02:17:41,800 --> 02:17:47,400
Speaker 3: would you dive headlong into? One of our listeners says,

2721
02:17:48,640 --> 02:17:50,800
Speaker 3: I would get really really high every day and go

2722
02:17:50,840 --> 02:17:52,920
Speaker 3: look for puppy dogs to save.

2723
02:17:55,120 --> 02:17:56,120
Speaker 2: Sir, that's my dog.

2724
02:17:57,160 --> 02:17:57,960
Speaker 4: It needs saving.

2725
02:17:58,160 --> 02:18:01,680
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't I would rescue all of the puppy dogs.

2726
02:18:02,360 --> 02:18:03,560
Speaker 3: That's a good one, he says.

2727
02:18:03,920 --> 02:18:06,960
Speaker 2: School Coop Jesus said he wants to donate to charity,

2728
02:18:07,000 --> 02:18:09,720
Speaker 2: but not cheesy charities. He wants to buy kids cool

2729
02:18:09,720 --> 02:18:16,280
Speaker 2: stuff like dirt bikes, race cars and chainsaws. Awesome, that's

2730
02:18:16,400 --> 02:18:17,240
Speaker 2: very cool stuff.

2731
02:18:17,240 --> 02:18:19,120
Speaker 4: I just need a winter jacket. No, son, you need

2732
02:18:19,160 --> 02:18:19,760
Speaker 4: a chain saw.

2733
02:18:20,360 --> 02:18:22,200
Speaker 3: Those chain saws come with a warning though.

2734
02:18:23,879 --> 02:18:26,760
Speaker 2: That'd be careful. It'll make your ass wrow. You gotta

2735
02:18:26,760 --> 02:18:27,240
Speaker 2: be careful.

2736
02:18:27,440 --> 02:18:30,360
Speaker 3: Another listener texted in and said, I always hear about

2737
02:18:30,400 --> 02:18:36,039
Speaker 3: the high dollar prostitutes. If he's got all the money

2738
02:18:36,040 --> 02:18:37,440
Speaker 3: in the world, he wants to find out you know

2739
02:18:37,480 --> 02:18:43,480
Speaker 3: what gives the high dollar escorts. This guy sounds like

2740
02:18:43,560 --> 02:18:46,800
Speaker 3: he came from the dark ages. Here's what he'd do

2741
02:18:46,840 --> 02:18:50,879
Speaker 3: with all that money. He said, he would sail the

2742
02:18:50,959 --> 02:19:01,279
Speaker 3: Seven Seas. I would sail the seven Seas. Yes, by yourself. Shots.

2743
02:19:01,640 --> 02:19:03,200
Speaker 2: Maybe that just ever appealed to me.

2744
02:19:03,680 --> 02:19:05,080
Speaker 6: You didn't really know me either.

2745
02:19:05,240 --> 02:19:07,720
Speaker 7: I being in the middle of the ocean where you

2746
02:19:07,720 --> 02:19:10,480
Speaker 7: can't see anything else, that just that would freak me

2747
02:19:10,520 --> 02:19:11,200
Speaker 7: out so much.

2748
02:19:11,280 --> 02:19:12,800
Speaker 4: But if you got one of those yachts that has

2749
02:19:12,879 --> 02:19:15,199
Speaker 4: like a smaller boat inside of it, and a helipad

2750
02:19:15,240 --> 02:19:17,200
Speaker 4: that can a helicopter can come pick you up. That'd

2751
02:19:17,240 --> 02:19:18,800
Speaker 4: be pretty cool floating.

2752
02:19:19,000 --> 02:19:20,320
Speaker 6: I feel better. I don't know.

2753
02:19:20,440 --> 02:19:22,760
Speaker 7: I still wouldn't need like and I know it can't

2754
02:19:22,760 --> 02:19:24,480
Speaker 7: be given to you when you're out in the ocean.

2755
02:19:24,520 --> 02:19:26,720
Speaker 7: I need like one hundred percent guarantee nothing's going to

2756
02:19:26,800 --> 02:19:29,560
Speaker 7: happen to me out there. I'm so afraid of drowning

2757
02:19:29,720 --> 02:19:31,560
Speaker 7: or like being in a terrible storm.

2758
02:19:32,040 --> 02:19:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's true. So how many of those seven

2759
02:19:35,400 --> 02:19:37,600
Speaker 3: seas you think you'd get to, like a half maybe

2760
02:19:37,640 --> 02:19:39,240
Speaker 3: a half of one seat.

2761
02:19:39,360 --> 02:19:41,040
Speaker 2: Well half of just one seat.

2762
02:19:41,760 --> 02:19:42,040
Speaker 5: Uh.

2763
02:19:42,080 --> 02:19:46,640
Speaker 3: Here's a listener that says money is no issue. Huh,

2764
02:19:47,000 --> 02:19:51,519
Speaker 3: I would like to, oh, child support in every country

2765
02:19:51,720 --> 02:19:58,640
Speaker 3: in the world. Tornado chasing.

2766
02:19:59,560 --> 02:20:02,200
Speaker 6: Wow, I took a class for that one, so it

2767
02:20:02,240 --> 02:20:03,520
Speaker 6: was really really cool.

2768
02:20:03,920 --> 02:20:06,600
Speaker 7: And then coincidentally enough, I saw a couple of tornados

2769
02:20:06,600 --> 02:20:07,120
Speaker 7: that summer.

2770
02:20:08,040 --> 02:20:09,720
Speaker 6: I think they knew that I took the class.

2771
02:20:09,800 --> 02:20:11,240
Speaker 4: They're afraid here, Yeah.

2772
02:20:11,080 --> 02:20:14,840
Speaker 3: You ever stare down one of those tornadoes. Yes, I've

2773
02:20:14,840 --> 02:20:18,240
Speaker 3: been in a couple of hurricanes from Alabama. So what

2774
02:20:18,360 --> 02:20:21,160
Speaker 3: about a full on tornado? Yeah?

2775
02:20:21,360 --> 02:20:23,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gets all green.

2776
02:20:23,760 --> 02:20:26,840
Speaker 3: I only saw one, and I was in Canada. It's

2777
02:20:26,879 --> 02:20:27,680
Speaker 3: a long time ago.

2778
02:20:27,879 --> 02:20:32,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, there's nothing. It wasn't until I came to

2779
02:20:32,280 --> 02:20:35,240
Speaker 8: Minnesota where I saw people would literally go outside.

2780
02:20:34,920 --> 02:20:37,200
Speaker 3: And look for one. Yeah, oh there's a tornado and

2781
02:20:37,280 --> 02:20:41,000
Speaker 3: they go where it's like, well, you know, Willie come here? Nope,

2782
02:20:41,200 --> 02:20:44,000
Speaker 3: in the basement. I didn't have basements where I lived.

2783
02:20:44,080 --> 02:20:46,920
Speaker 3: So we were in Canada. I was about a twelve

2784
02:20:47,000 --> 02:20:49,080
Speaker 3: year old kid, and it was the day that we

2785
02:20:49,240 --> 02:20:51,560
Speaker 3: got to this fishing resort up in Canada. So we've

2786
02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:54,200
Speaker 3: unpacked our bags and we're all just kind of standing around.

2787
02:20:54,600 --> 02:20:57,960
Speaker 3: We're standing on the dock where we're going to keep

2788
02:20:57,959 --> 02:21:00,440
Speaker 3: our boats for the week for this fishing trip, and

2789
02:21:00,560 --> 02:21:06,039
Speaker 3: the sky was ominous, and suddenly, right above the bay

2790
02:21:06,520 --> 02:21:11,080
Speaker 3: that we were all staying at, this tornado begins to

2791
02:21:11,240 --> 02:21:16,480
Speaker 3: drop from the sky and it never made it all

2792
02:21:16,520 --> 02:21:19,520
Speaker 3: the way down. I ran, But one thing that I'll

2793
02:21:19,560 --> 02:21:24,840
Speaker 3: always remember is it was so perfectly shaped. It almost

2794
02:21:24,920 --> 02:21:28,440
Speaker 3: looked like some hippie created it in pottery class as

2795
02:21:28,480 --> 02:21:32,080
Speaker 3: it was slowly dipping down. Once it got about three

2796
02:21:32,160 --> 02:21:33,760
Speaker 3: quarters of the way down, I ran like hell, and

2797
02:21:33,800 --> 02:21:36,120
Speaker 3: then it just sucked back up into the sky. Like

2798
02:21:36,200 --> 02:21:40,760
Speaker 3: I said, many of our listeners have very reasonable answers

2799
02:21:41,560 --> 02:21:44,240
Speaker 3: when it comes to a hobby that they would dive

2800
02:21:44,320 --> 02:21:48,879
Speaker 3: into if money was no object. Model trains and miniatures.

2801
02:21:49,560 --> 02:21:51,640
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, miniatures are so fun.

2802
02:21:52,240 --> 02:21:53,880
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I thought hobby trains were

2803
02:21:53,959 --> 02:21:54,520
Speaker 2: super cool.

2804
02:21:54,640 --> 02:21:55,320
Speaker 6: They are cool.

2805
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:59,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why my brother and I received a train set,

2806
02:22:00,760 --> 02:22:02,879
Speaker 3: probably around the same time as I saw this tornado.

2807
02:22:02,920 --> 02:22:04,959
Speaker 3: We were about twelve years old. For Christmas, my dad

2808
02:22:05,040 --> 02:22:07,720
Speaker 3: got us this train set with the tracks and the

2809
02:22:08,200 --> 02:22:10,879
Speaker 3: and the little houses and the neighborhood and the trees

2810
02:22:10,920 --> 02:22:13,160
Speaker 3: and the train, and we were we were all over

2811
02:22:13,280 --> 02:22:15,680
Speaker 3: it for oh I'd say about twelve hours, and then

2812
02:22:15,760 --> 02:22:18,039
Speaker 3: we never acknowledged its existence ever again.

2813
02:22:18,160 --> 02:22:20,560
Speaker 6: Oh really, I love that little that it came with,

2814
02:22:20,680 --> 02:22:21,360
Speaker 6: like a little town.

2815
02:22:21,560 --> 02:22:22,840
Speaker 3: I like that. Yeah, stuff like we.

2816
02:22:22,840 --> 02:22:25,640
Speaker 7: Have little villages and you can get for Christmas and

2817
02:22:25,760 --> 02:22:30,439
Speaker 7: Halloween and all that. Oh yeah, I would become weirdly

2818
02:22:30,920 --> 02:22:33,720
Speaker 7: into that, Like I would have a whole whole entire room.

2819
02:22:33,879 --> 02:22:35,240
Speaker 6: We thought we would my villages.

2820
02:22:35,320 --> 02:22:37,560
Speaker 3: Well, like I said, I think on Christmas Eve, my

2821
02:22:37,640 --> 02:22:40,120
Speaker 3: brother and I wore ourselves out playing with it. And

2822
02:22:40,200 --> 02:22:42,120
Speaker 3: then every other night my dad would say, hey, you

2823
02:22:42,160 --> 02:22:43,920
Speaker 3: guys gonna go down and play with that train set

2824
02:22:43,959 --> 02:22:46,560
Speaker 3: and we'd say no, didn't give it away.

2825
02:22:46,959 --> 02:22:47,400
Speaker 6: Try dad.

2826
02:22:47,959 --> 02:22:50,960
Speaker 3: One guy wants to take up muff diving. Oh wow,

2827
02:22:53,240 --> 02:22:54,400
Speaker 3: you don't need to be rich to do that.

2828
02:22:56,959 --> 02:22:59,280
Speaker 2: You don't need to die, not a dollar. No, you

2829
02:22:59,360 --> 02:23:02,000
Speaker 2: need nothing to your name for just need confidence.

2830
02:23:02,720 --> 02:23:05,240
Speaker 3: Thanks partner. Hey appreciate it.

2831
02:23:05,320 --> 02:23:06,680
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, good seeing you again.

2832
02:23:06,959 --> 02:23:09,680
Speaker 3: It was always man miss you guys. Man. Can I

2833
02:23:09,760 --> 02:23:12,320
Speaker 3: please mention that I am doing a Valentine show? Yes?

2834
02:23:12,560 --> 02:23:14,520
Speaker 3: For your listeners. Of course, we'd love to hear it.

2835
02:23:14,840 --> 02:23:18,279
Speaker 3: Crooner's Valentine five. I have a five thirty shower.

2836
02:23:18,360 --> 02:23:20,440
Speaker 8: You could still come see my show, go to dinner

2837
02:23:20,720 --> 02:23:22,600
Speaker 8: and still be able to make it, to go out

2838
02:23:22,680 --> 02:23:24,000
Speaker 8: to the bars or whatever.

2839
02:23:23,800 --> 02:23:25,440
Speaker 3: You want to do. It's perfect.

2840
02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:28,760
Speaker 8: What's the date on Valentine Valentine? I only do my

2841
02:23:28,959 --> 02:23:32,360
Speaker 8: Valentine show on Valentine Day. I don't care if it's

2842
02:23:32,400 --> 02:23:34,640
Speaker 8: a Sunday, Monday, dudes, and Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

2843
02:23:34,680 --> 02:23:36,160
Speaker 3: But I think this is a Saturday.

2844
02:23:36,560 --> 02:23:37,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's a Saturday.

2845
02:23:37,879 --> 02:23:41,039
Speaker 3: So I am back in town just for that. That's awesome.

2846
02:23:41,120 --> 02:23:44,520
Speaker 3: So where can folks get tickets to this? At? I

2847
02:23:44,560 --> 02:23:44,920
Speaker 3: don't know.

2848
02:23:45,200 --> 02:23:49,320
Speaker 8: Oh, crooners cooners are just google see Willie Miles at

2849
02:23:49,400 --> 02:23:51,560
Speaker 8: Crooners or see Willy Miles Valentine.

2850
02:23:52,000 --> 02:23:52,640
Speaker 3: It'll come up.

2851
02:23:53,240 --> 02:23:57,280
Speaker 8: We'll just google me any of social media site, see

2852
02:23:57,320 --> 02:24:00,440
Speaker 8: Willie Miles, and then any one of them has a link.

2853
02:24:00,360 --> 02:24:03,920
Speaker 3: To my tickets we're holding. There's only a few tickets left.

2854
02:24:03,959 --> 02:24:06,680
Speaker 8: That's what I want to say too, because it's my

2855
02:24:06,840 --> 02:24:08,400
Speaker 8: last few sures have sold out.

2856
02:24:08,720 --> 02:24:11,400
Speaker 2: We've got people texting saying they've already got tickets.

2857
02:24:11,600 --> 02:24:14,000
Speaker 3: Look at that. That's great. Another text said that you

2858
02:24:14,080 --> 02:24:17,160
Speaker 3: know who really liked trains Josh's mother. Oh heck whoa.

2859
02:24:17,760 --> 02:24:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were almost out of here almost.

2860
02:24:21,320 --> 02:24:25,480
Speaker 3: That's my fault, and I just said goodbye. Woooo No,

2861
02:24:25,680 --> 02:24:28,000
Speaker 3: I had to promote myself at Chuck A Chuck A

2862
02:24:28,080 --> 02:24:29,440
Speaker 3: Chuck Chuck Chuck and Chuck Chuck.

2863
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Speaker 2: You guys are mean, that's not right. Happy forty fourth

2864
02:24:33,840 --> 02:24:37,760
Speaker 2: birthday to Jackie from her husband, retired Air Force Jesus Jackie. Yep,

2865
02:24:37,959 --> 02:24:41,560
Speaker 2: and they're basically seventeen kids. Happy tenth to Ellie just

2866
02:24:41,640 --> 02:24:44,280
Speaker 2: it in the double digits, and happy birthday to app

2867
02:24:44,400 --> 02:24:47,240
Speaker 2: developer Jesus from Interior Design Jesus