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Speaker 3: Ah yeah, let's get rolling here. Might as well just

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Speaker 3: go ahead with the with the operation. Hope everyone's hanging

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Speaker 3: in their best they can and welcome to what we

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Speaker 3: call here The ninety three Acts Half Ass Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Got any last words, Cubby, before this satanic cold front

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Speaker 3: swings into town and and shuts us off from the

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Speaker 3: rest of civilization.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be cold, that's what they keep saying today. Ironically,

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Speaker 1: enough has coming from the cold day. Maybe we should

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Speaker 1: push that back to tomorrow. Not that today's a heat

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Speaker 1: waive or anything like that, but compared to what they're

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Speaker 1: saying is coming tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Pretty reasonable out there right now. But if you've got

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Speaker 3: any last messages for loved ones, now's the time.

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Speaker 1: I can tell you. It's going to be just a warning

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Speaker 1: to my wife or if I catch myself in the

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Speaker 1: mirror after a shower, it's going to be very unflattering

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Speaker 1: to male genitalia.

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Speaker 3: Tommro.

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Speaker 1: Keep that in mind, Ashley. Don't make fun of anybody.

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Speaker 1: If you happen to see it's the private park.

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Speaker 4: You see some straight dongs, don't make fun of them.

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Speaker 1: That's all meteorologically related. Yeah, of course has nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with just what they're caring around on a normal day.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of meteorology, yeah, I got this warning last night

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Speaker 3: from my favorite television meteorologist, the Channel nine dude, Ian Leonard.

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Speaker 3: I think is the Handily goes By, funny gentleman. I enjoy.

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Speaker 3: I enjoy watching them on my television, not that you know,

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Speaker 3: I got a problem with the others. There's a guy

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Speaker 3: in Channel five also, boy, I'm old now anyway.

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Speaker 1: Talking about weather guys.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this Ian Leonard character told me last night that

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Speaker 3: the brutality begins this evening and by the time we

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Speaker 3: check into this nightmare at the time tomorrow, all will

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Speaker 3: be lost. We'll have to resort to cannibalism like those

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Speaker 3: poor kids. I was telling you about that Uruguayan rugby

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Speaker 3: team from fifty some years ago.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, if you want entertainment, You're not

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Speaker 1: wrong about Ian Leonard. Watch him cover tornadoes.

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Speaker 3: He's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I have he's absolutely awesome. Mike Mike Max. Was he

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Speaker 1: still a Channel four or maybe c y when he

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Speaker 1: was covering the riots, you know, back during George Floyd.

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Speaker 1: He was incredible on television. Mike Max was so good

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Speaker 1: out there. Ian Leonard, same type of thing, very very good.

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Speaker 3: I love.

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Speaker 1: I make sure and watch him during torny. I wish

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Speaker 1: he would cover tornadoes in other parts of the country.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very very good at what he does. Who's

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Speaker 3: the guy on Channel five that I really dig too?

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Speaker 1: I'd have to look at it, Ken Barlow, Oh no,

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Speaker 1: he's not.

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Speaker 3: I know. Chris Reese. I enjoy Chris with No Chris

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Speaker 3: with the Sea. He spells it like a.

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Speaker 1: Non famous real tour. Oh yeah, I love this guy.

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Speaker 1: He always looks happy. He's one of those guys where

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Speaker 1: when you see his face you can't help But like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: when I just googled him, my heart warmed up. That'll

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Speaker 1: keep you warm on a cold day.

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Speaker 3: I enjoy watching him talk about the weather on my television.

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Speaker 3: Those are my two favorites. Chris Reese Channel five, Ian's

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Speaker 3: Channel nine.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen mister Reese during a tornado, but Ian Leonard,

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Speaker 1: he's can't miss television.

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Speaker 3: I think this is very common. But the older I get,

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Speaker 3: the colder I get.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's normal.

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Speaker 3: By tonight, I can picture myself. By tonight, I think

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to search through my porn drawer to

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Speaker 3: find my long underwears.

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Speaker 1: Hmmm, you know never. Well, I take that back. I've

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Speaker 1: only owned one pair of long underwear, and that's when

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Speaker 3: You never were much for long underwears.

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Speaker 1: No, even as a kid, my parents didn't.

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Speaker 3: I never wanted to wear them when I was a kid.

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Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I fought tooth and nail

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I thought they were cool simply because like

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Speaker 3: I want to.

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Speaker 1: Flap, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's like a union suit type of a

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Speaker 3: As an older person, I'm not ashamed of my long underwears,

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Speaker 3: colder I get, and I get a little more aggravated

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Speaker 3: these days when these Satanic cold A lot of folks

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Speaker 3: are saying Satan is behind the this satanic cold front

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Speaker 3: is coming through town. I'm getting a little aggravated. I'll

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to the day where I start to

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Speaker 1: feel cold all the time. I'm always warm. I know

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Speaker 1: Dana and Ashley, you're in the same boat boat, so

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of looking forward to that.

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Speaker 3: Is it because you guys are a little squirrely, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can put more clothes on when you're cold.

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Speaker 1: Just the heat, there's not a ton you can do

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Speaker 3: So you don't even know if you have a pair

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Speaker 3: of long underwear. So I got them in multiple colors.

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Speaker 1: I only had the one pair when we've gone used

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Speaker 1: to go to Isiades, and I don't know what happened

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Speaker 1: to them. Somebody's probably stole them. It's everybody wants them.

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Speaker 1: Everybody wanted my Target long underwear. Is that the same ones?

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Speaker 1: Do you have?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I don't know where I got it.

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Speaker 1: Refort's going to Target get my pack along underwear.

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Speaker 3: They're brought to you by the folks from Haines.

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Speaker 1: Haines. It was like, I don't know Cherokee or I

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Speaker 1: can't remember there were.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like a target ran back in the day.

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Speaker 1: I don't maybe that was a bike. But you're off brand.

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Speaker 3: Very likely if you're missing your long underwears, very likely

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Speaker 3: they were stolen, so that auction.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's like good luck keeping long underwear

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Speaker 1: in your house without these long underwear prowlers running away.

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Speaker 1: I keep seeing somebody actually just text in on this.

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Speaker 1: I keep seeing that meteorologists are warning people about trees

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Speaker 1: exploding in the extreme cold.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's awesome. I want to see a tree explode.

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Speaker 5: I looked into that. It's called a frost crack.

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Speaker 3: That's never happened.

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Speaker 1: I've okay, I'm fifty, almost fifty one years old. I've

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Speaker 1: lived in Minnesota my entire life, and that will continue

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Speaker 1: until the day I die. Right, been through many many

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Speaker 1: very cold winters. Yes, I've never heard of a tree explode.

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Speaker 3: It because it's never happened.

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Speaker 5: Do you want to know more?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Please give me this, Give me more of this

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Speaker 3: fake news.

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Speaker 5: When temperatures drop suddenly, the sap inside the tree can

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Speaker 5: freeze out of colder temperature.

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Speaker 1: You're a snap side a tree.

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Speaker 5: The surrounding soil to rapid expansion and pressure build up,

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Speaker 5: so it can cause the bark to split, producing a

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Speaker 5: loud noise often described as a gunshot.

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Speaker 3: Now come, I've never heard of it, because it's never happened, Josh.

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Speaker 3: I've spent the majority of my life drinking with elderly people,

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Speaker 3: and I've never heard one of them tell the story

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Speaker 5: It says, it's really really rare, really rare.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's why, Aka, it's never happened. The friggin boring

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Speaker 3: ass stories these elderly drunks tell me at the bar.

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Speaker 3: They would love to tell an exploding tree story. They

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Speaker 3: it's never happened. Don't let these Chris Reese and Ian

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Speaker 1: Why I thought you liked those guys like that, they

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Speaker 3: Eh. Yeah, I don't think that's ever really happened, but

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Speaker 3: I'd like to see it now.

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Speaker 1: Screaming Trees. That's one of Nick's favorite the nineties bands,

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Speaker 1: we used to play a lot of Screaming Trees on

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Speaker 1: this frequency. I suppose they probably started in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Trying to remember when those Okay, there were.

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Speaker 3: Hot and then I'd have more respect for you, Josh,

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Speaker 3: if you didn't try to remember the origin of the

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Speaker 3: bank the Screaming Tree. If I find out if I

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Speaker 3: search your if I look through your search history later

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Speaker 3: today and I find out you looked up, I will

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Speaker 3: look them up the screen.

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Speaker 1: So see their videos on MTV waiting for Head Bangers

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Speaker 1: Ball back in the day. My uncle Mike may rest

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Speaker 1: in peace. He was kind enough. He had cable we

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Speaker 1: never did. He would record it on VHS.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: And so and they are late Saturday nights, right, are

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Speaker 1: we talking Head Bangersers Ball?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And so he'd come over ten or ten or ten

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Speaker 1: or Monday and bring me that. I looked forward to

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Speaker 1: that tape every single week.

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Speaker 3: More old guys stuff here. We're going to talk about MTV.

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Speaker 1: And VHS tapes.

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Speaker 3: VHS tape recording the to me, but you make perfect sense.

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Speaker 3: It made perfect sense to me at least when you

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Speaker 3: said you used to see an awful, terrible, useless screaming

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Speaker 3: trees video before Headbanger's Ball. Because the show that was

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Speaker 3: on before head Banger's Ball was called was it called

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Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty Minutes or something like that. I

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Speaker 3: can't remember good, but it was all alternative music videos.

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Speaker 3: That's why it makes sense to me because I remember that.

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Speaker 3: I remember when you would sit in front of your

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Speaker 3: television and wait for head Banger's Ball to begin. You

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Speaker 3: had to sit through a couple of awful alternative bands

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Speaker 3: and their music video. So that's why you saw the

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Speaker 3: screaming All.

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Speaker 1: Right, we found a loophole here, and thank you to

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Speaker 1: more anxiety than hair Jesus who texted and said he

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Speaker 1: didn't want Josh to get in trouble, so he did

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Speaker 1: the work for me. He looked up the screaming trees.

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Speaker 3: God dang it.

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Speaker 1: They started in Ellensburg, Washington in nineteen eighty four. A

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Speaker 1: couple of high school friends says, here they fonded over

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Speaker 1: punk garage and classic rock, beautiful streaming trees.

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Speaker 3: I hope they're living a miserable life.

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Speaker 1: I hope.

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Speaker 3: A few people texted in. A few people texted in

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Speaker 3: a minute ago and said wait, a minute, you keep

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Speaker 3: your porn and your long underwear drawer. Doesn't everybody keep

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Speaker 3: their porn in their underwear drawer.

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Speaker 4: I keep my porn on the internet.

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Speaker 3: No, I suppose you can do that now.

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Speaker 1: I've only had one smut magazine I've mentioned you guys before.

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Speaker 1: It was passed around in late middle school, or maybe

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Speaker 1: it was my freshman year of high school. I can't remember.

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Speaker 3: It was a freaking Playboy, by the way.

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Speaker 1: I know, gross right, and there's a lady that was

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Speaker 1: spread across the two pages. And it was just a

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Speaker 1: took of college a playboy. It's way too much for

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Speaker 3: That's very funny. So they had my DVD movies organized

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Speaker 5: It's really nice of them.

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Speaker 1: And I wouldn't have. I just the picture they had

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Speaker 1: And so I then I read the headline after I

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Speaker 3: I guess that's one of those, you know, people who

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Speaker 3: what's that right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, We've worked with folks that really like to

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, again with the Gwyneth Paltrow and her

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Speaker 3: like Josh said, you know, we're a handful of days

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Speaker 1: We sometimes it's crazy expensive, like thousands of dollars. Ashley,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna did you see it the necklace?

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Speaker 5: No, I haven't.

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Speaker 1: Let me know if you would know right away that

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Speaker 3: Yeah. The thing is, it can't be too obvious, right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think it looks kind of like a nail

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would never have guessed that kind of looks

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Speaker 1: Does it look like is that a nice necklace to you?

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Speaker 1: Like if you just saw it, would you think, oh,

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Speaker 5: It looks like something that like someone would put some ashes.

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Speaker 3: In, or you know what.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the best description.

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Speaker 3: Yet. It can't be too obvious, but it has to

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Speaker 3: my opinion. Like I said, that's for people who they

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Speaker 1: So oh big rig fenders. Jesus said that. I was right. Uh,

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Speaker 1: it is a pen. It's a special variant to pen

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Speaker 3: And I write that on my hand real quick.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't to tell me about this gimmick again. I was

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Speaker 1: The Penn fifteen club, Yeah, where people would just kind

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Speaker 1: Is this a jump in situation? Blood in, blood out?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: No, all you do is, look, you just write pen

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Speaker 1: I can't wait, and I wrote it. And if you're

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Speaker 4: There's always the big magic marker too, so it's impossible to.

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Speaker 1: But you're right, like sometimes if somebody had a sharpie

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Speaker 3: A couple of folks have texted in about porno since

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Speaker 3: So I was talking about my porn stash. Twenty years ago.

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's nothing.

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Speaker 3: And he was the one who got busted with it.

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Speaker 1: I remember a buddy of mine had one of those

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Speaker 3: We got to talking about where you stash your porn

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Speaker 4: I mostly grew up in the internet porn age, but

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Speaker 3: Kathy Ireland. I licked the pages. Yeah, when Kathy Ireland

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's my I mean, my parents used to get

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Speaker 1: don't know when you're no, no, of course. See, you

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's really all we had. And so somebody

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Speaker 3: You gotta go ahead and fight back to this Gwyneth

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she peaked with the this this candle smells like

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Speaker 3: This is a seventy nine dollars item here, and that's

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Speaker 1: Fundies. Boy, it's better Wahlston, I've heard of Fundies. Did

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Speaker 3: I used to sell them at Spencer Gifts when I

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00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 3: was a kid. We couldn't wait to walk through Spencer

441
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,879
Speaker 3: Gifts and see how much they wanted for the Fundies.

442
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 3: It's a pair of underwears both he is pulling on

443
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 3: at the same time. Your your face to face. Oh wow,

444
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 3: I'm sure, I'm sure it was. I'm guessing it was

445
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 3: total garbage. No, I never bought a pair of Fundies,

446
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 3: but I remember them very, very vividly. I remember the

447
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 3: box and don't get cute with that. Where it was,

448
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 3: you know, a naked man and a naked woman, belly

449
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 3: to belly, both wrapped in the same pair of drawers.

450
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: Fundies mentally drunk but not physically drunk. Jesus said he

451
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Speaker 1: got his hands on a deck of naked lady playing

452
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Speaker 1: cards back in the day, and he sold them for

453
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: a dollar apiece in middle school. A young entrepreneur.

454
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that is so smart.

455
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,679
Speaker 3: That is brilliant. I'd forgotten all about dirty decks of cards.

456
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 3: I think it was on my fortieth birthday, my bro

457
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 3: half Man, half Immersing got me the raunchiest set of

458
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 3: playing cards you've ever imagined in your life. And it

459
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 3: was only a couple of years ago. I think I

460
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 3: finally threw them away. No offense, half Man, half Immersion.

461
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 3: Oh I always thought that. You know, you just get

462
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 3: a naked gal standing in a corner on your decks

463
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 3: of cards. The one my bro found me name a

464
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 3: sex act. It was on one of these cards.

465
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 5: Oh wow, full on detailed.

466
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 3: It was so funny too, because, like I said, I

467
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 3: had forgotten all about the the idea of dirty playing cards.

468
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 1: Were they themed to match, like if it's supposed to

469
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: be a king.

470
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 3: Or no, not at all, just straight up, I don't care.

471
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 3: If it's the five of clubs, you might flip that

472
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 3: pig over and uh we're talking doubled anal.

473
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: Tumble.

474
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 3: And then the next one you get, oh it's the

475
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 3: nine of spades, and you flip that one over and

476
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 3: it's it's a potty game. You had to be there.

477
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Speaker 3: That is pretty graphic, was Josh, It was graphic? All right?

478
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

479
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 3: So we started off talking about the cold weather. So

480
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 3: sometime this evening, what's the line from Martin Lawrence and

481
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 3: Will Smith bad boys. Uh just sometime this evening gonna

482
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 3: get real.

483
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 1: Sounds that way.

484
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna get so cold. I might do something

485
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 4: you guys have been pushing me to do for a

486
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 4: long time, sleep with clothes on.

487
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably I forgot.

488
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. The trauma had slipped my mind.

489
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, forsy.

490
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 3: Something or another on your body before you go bedtime.

491
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: Long John's. I have some Long John's actually talked a

492
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 1: lot about Long Johnson.

493
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 3: The last couple of nights, I've put on a T

494
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 3: shirt and I'm I'm usually just in the old box

495
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 3: your briefs, but not me. Sometimes you got to alter

496
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 3: your approach. Yeah, I've even been putting on a T

497
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 3: shirt the last couple of nights because if I any

498
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 3: part of my body slips out from under the covers,

499
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 3: it's just a miserable experience. Very cold in my house

500
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: generally speaking, Well, all right, let us know how you

501
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 3: do with that. That is really gross.

502
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: What if there's a fire? I mean, do you have

503
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 1: no respect for first responders?

504
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 4: I mean, I got clothes nearby.

505
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: On this show, we respect first response, Although I did

506
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: I mentioned not too long ago. I want to throw

507
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: it out there again. If for some reason you're my

508
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,199
Speaker 1: regular ups guy in my neighborhood and you saw me

509
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: in my underwear, I apologize it was not on purpose.

510
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 4: You're walking around the house in your under well T

511
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 4: shirt too, okay.

512
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 1: But I had underwear on and no shorts. Usually I

513
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: like to wear the shorts.

514
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, before we take a break back to porno again,

515
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 3: real quick, great question from a listener. Was it common

516
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 3: for anyone else to find large amounts of porn in

517
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 3: the woods when you were a kid.

518
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Yes, we didn't have any woods by me.

519
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I never found porn in the woods.

520
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 3: He said, I remember finding woods porn on more than

521
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 3: one occasion. Well, yeah, it was common for me. Just

522
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 3: a couple of blocks from the house I grew up in,

523
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 3: there was a wooded area and you know, with bicycle jumps,

524
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 3: and we'd ride our dirt bikes in and out of there,

525
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 3: and that's where we had our forts. My group of

526
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 3: friends built a fort back there, some younger kids, some

527
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 3: older kids. Before you got into junior high that's where

528
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 3: we would spend our time in our forts. And so yes,

529
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 3: it was very common if you invaded another fort when

530
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 3: those kids weren't there, you would find their porno stash,

531
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Speaker 3: just just as if if they would have invaded ours,

532
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 3: they would have found our stash. Yes, that was a

533
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: big thing when we were like third fourth grade kids.

534
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: Was Hey, the older kids just left their fort, let's

535
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 3: go see what they have, and they'd have some porn,

536
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 3: maybe some hooch. So yeah, common for my upbringing. Matter

537
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 3: of fact, once we did go to the older kid's

538
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 3: fort and we stole their porn, went back to our fort,

539
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 3: buried their porn. It now belongs to us. And I'm

540
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 3: trying to think of the word, Josh, Well, I guess

541
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 3: there's a real easy word. The fear that we all felt.

542
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: I was just gonna ask. I'd be terrified.

543
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 3: The stress of it all.

544
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, stealing older kid's porn.

545
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 3: Almost broke us up as a group because we thought,

546
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 3: for sure, oh God, they're going to know, they're going

547
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 3: to ride their bicycles over to our fort and pummel us.

548
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 3: They never suspected us, but it was so I guess

549
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 3: I sort of feel I learned how it feels to

550
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 3: be a criminal, or at least a criminal with a conscience,

551
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 3: because we were so stressed out over the idea of

552
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 3: the older kids finding out.

553
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: Can you guys help me save a life real quick

554
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: about specifically someone I care deeply about, Jiu Jitsu Jesus.

555
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: He said he's about to go out for his morning run.

556
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, man, just take.

557
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: A day or two off.

558
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 5: I think, don't do that.

559
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 1: Go on a treadmill or something. We don't need your

560
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: freezing to death out there.

561
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 3: Well, it's not that bad this morning.

562
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 1: If oh, it's pretty cold compared to tomorrow, it's not

563
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: going to be bad.

564
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 3: That's what I means. That's what I means. Tomorrow I

565
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 3: would call blow.

566
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: A twenty below today. I think that's pretty cold.

567
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 3: But right now, it's not that bad tomorrow. If I

568
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 3: the first thing I saw when I backed out of

569
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 3: my driveway this morning, Josh, was someone jogging in my

570
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 3: neighborhood tomorrow morning, I would call you. I would call

571
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 3: an insane asylum to come pick you up. If you're

572
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 3: jogging tomorrow, Well, like.

573
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: You're saying, it's not that bad because you're comparing it to tomorrow,

574
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: I think six. I am six right now, that's pretty good,

575
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: just as the irrit that's cold.

576
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 3: Are we? Oh my God, we've come full circle. We

577
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 3: are old. Now we're arguing over what is cold and

578
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 3: what is not cold. I don't know.

579
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: I think most people would agree six is cold.

580
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna go the other one.

581
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna a guy who just said he's cold

582
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: all the time.

583
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Joshua, right, you're right the other ways not cold.

584
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 4: You're right, though, we've gone from talking about how cold

585
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 4: it is, favorite meteorologist, old school analog porn. I think

586
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 4: we are officially old.

587
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. We're arguing over what is cold and what

588
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 3: is not. Here we go, let's cut to the chase.

589
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 3: When we return, we'll hit up that stupid news. It's coming,

590
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: So hang on to your ass. Thank you very much

591
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 3: for joining us. We'll be back in a couple of

592
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 3: minutes on the half last Morning Show, Stupid News.

593
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 6: On the half assed Morning Show.

594
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 3: A lot of folks showing off their AI skills? Is

595
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: that how I say it, josh Yes, it works for me.

596
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 3: A lot of our listeners have been showing off their

597
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 3: AI skills the last couple of days. If you were

598
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 3: listening yesterday, some listener made us all out to be

599
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 3: using artificial intelligence. A listener made us all out to

600
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 3: be the opposite sex. So we got to find out

601
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: what Ashley would look like as a dude, what the

602
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 3: three of us bros would look like as checks.

603
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: And you posted that, didn't you?

604
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 6: Acually?

605
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 5: Yes I did?

606
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ninety three x dot com. What did this

607
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 3: guy do? Josh just printed me off a picture. Some

608
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 3: dude made Josh and I out to be through AI

609
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,719
Speaker 3: made us out to be big, buff, tough guys in

610
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 3: lifted pickups and whatnot.

611
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're badasses. Goat trucking, Jesus, I want this to

612
00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: be real. Someday Josh off roading and looking super tough.

613
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 5: Maybe one day.

614
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 3: Josh, Josh, Josh is behind the wheel of a big

615
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 3: lifted Dodge Ram pickup, got his arm out the drive,

616
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 3: the driver's side, and you're just torn up like a

617
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 3: member of the WWE roster. I am also blown up

618
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 3: like some big steroid tiger. But I am behind the

619
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 3: wheel of my electric bicycle and there we are. Well,

620
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 3: we have to do a lot of working out to

621
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 3: make this come true.

622
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's kicking up and there's the one of them

623
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: has the skyline and the Minneapolis skyline in the background.

624
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 3: Thank you for uh how do you do this? I

625
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 3: don't know how to do this stuff.

626
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, goat trucking, Jesus a.

627
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 3: Lot of protein powder. We're gonna make this work.

628
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: A lot of days. Not ignoring our lats. I mean,

629
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: we're really hitting la day here.

630
00:31:52,480 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, pricks, let's get started with the Beaumont,

631
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 3: Texas well. I bet that town sucks. That's our starting

632
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 3: point for today's god forsaken stupid news report. Here's what

633
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 3: we're dealing with. Cubby, a forty year old lady derelict.

634
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: A lady derelict at a grocery store. She decided she'd

635
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 3: be a scumbag and steal a couple of items for herself. Okay,

636
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 3: wandering around the grocery store feels like being a scumbag.

637
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 3: She upped and snatched some Hershey's chocolates yup, and a

638
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 3: bucket of tampons, and she tried to walk smooth out

639
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 3: the store.

640
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: Ashley, don't confuse the two as far as which hole

641
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: you put him in, though.

642
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 3: She tried to walk smooth out the joint without.

643
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: Do women get cravings during their period? Some women do, Yeah,

644
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: I've never heard that.

645
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 5: I guess they usually just want meat. Like bacon steak.

646
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 3: Sure, so that's what this gal did, Carrie? Is this

647
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 3: moron's name? Tried to walk out the grocery store with

648
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 3: some chocolates and a big four alarm industrial sized barrel

649
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 3: of red zone referees. What does it say here? A

650
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 3: loss prevention officer, that's what they call them, working at

651
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 3: the grocery store that night. Must be kind of a

652
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: shady neighborhood. But a lost prevention officer working at the

653
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 3: grocery that night. He attempted to stop Carrie on her

654
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 3: way to her motor vehicle. But Carrie, she's a tough one.

655
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 3: She just shoved that little nerd across the parking lot.

656
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 5: Get out of here.

657
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: Pretty tough, yeah, And she was in a piss poor

658
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 3: mood from the get go, so she knocks that little

659
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 3: prevention officer on his ass. Here's the deal, that lost

660
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 3: prevention officer, he wasn't ready to give in just yet either.

661
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 3: He picked himself up off the ground. He got right

662
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 3: back into Carrie's space to try to keep her from

663
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 3: stealing all that chocolate and those beaver dams. But God

664
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 3: help us, Carrie pulled a dirty move. At least some

665
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 3: would consider it a dirty move. You tell me she

666
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 3: pulled a dirty trick on that grocery cop. It says

667
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 3: here she gave the f and guy a titty twister,

668
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: rude ouch like not cho lebre nipple tweets.

669
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: So painful.

670
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 3: The nipples a sensitive area of your body.

671
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: Josh ooh that in a snake bite read one.

672
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, yeah, I forgot about that. Used to

673
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 5: do that to me all the time.

674
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: Oh we I hated the snake bite. Um, but yeah,

675
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 3: getting you getting your nipple tuned up not a pleasant

676
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 3: feeling now. So that's what she dumped on the grocery

677
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 3: store cop. Nipple tweezed and it dropped him to a knee. Uh.

678
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 3: He was heard calling out for his mother and then

679
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 3: he fell unconscious.

680
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: That could probably knock a guy out.

681
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 3: It almost killed me one night at the bar. Well,

682
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 3: I suppose that was a bite, but anyway, that was

683
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 3: a nipple bite. The real cops soon drove up and

684
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 3: arrested Carrie. So in the end, no free chocolates or

685
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 3: pillow pads for her. She's off the jail. I had one.

686
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 3: I had one of my nipples bitten, real real horde

687
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 3: one night at the bar, and I screamed aloud. Because

688
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 3: I'd never had that part of my body physically attacked before.

689
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 3: I was totally unprepared for the level of pain that

690
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 3: came with it.

691
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 4: Were your nipples exposed or is it through the shirt?

692
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 3: She picked up my shirt, weep and ach dumb bit

693
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 3: down on my nipple. This gal was very, very drunk.

694
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 3: I complimented her. It was her birthday, and I said, oh,

695
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 3: it's your birthday. How old are you? And she said

696
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 3: twenty one or twenty two? And I forgot which route

697
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 3: I took here. But Josh, you know, especially with women,

698
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 3: some of them want to be forever young. Some of

699
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 3: them never want to be acknowledged as a kid. They

700
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 3: always want to be acknowledged as an adult. You know

701
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 3: what I mean?

702
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: I know what you mean.

703
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 3: So I she said, I'm twenty one or twenty two,

704
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,240
Speaker 3: and I can't remember if I said, oh, you're so young,

705
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 3: or which side I took, but whatever it was, she

706
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 3: wasn't pleased with it, and that's why she I mean,

707
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 3: I barely had time to react. She did it so

708
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 3: quickly picked up my shirt, damn near bit my right

709
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 3: nipple off and she moved on with her night and

710
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 3: the next day that some bitch was blue, blackm purple.

711
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 3: It hurt like hell.

712
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: That is a very strange reaction to being insulted.

713
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 3: Well, I was trying to compliment her.

714
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: Well, I'm saying she felt insulting and that was her reaction.

715
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember which way I went, but you know,

716
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: especially at that age range, and I suppose I shouldn't

717
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 3: limit it to women. Dudes do the same thing. You know,

718
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 3: there are some dudes once they hit fifteen, you better

719
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 3: recognize them as a man, right yep. But others want

720
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 3: to hang on to that youth a little longer. So

721
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 3: I crossed some imaginary line and that was the punishment

722
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 3: I received.

723
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: That is a terrible feeling when you're trying to compliment

724
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: someone and they take it as an insult.

725
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 3: Right. Well, she was blasted out of her mind, I

726
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 3: mean absolutely wrecked. So that we made up one or

727
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: two days later. When I saw her again, if I

728
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,720
Speaker 3: remember correctly, she was very apologetic. She admitted that she had.

729
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: Been nipple all night.

730
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, But like I said, I had no idea at

731
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 3: that point in my life how wildly sensitive that area

732
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 3: was to anything, let alone a full on, full power

733
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 3: human bite.

734
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 4: I had a girlfriend once who was a bier and

735
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 4: got to the point where I think my friends were

736
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 4: almost sit me down, like, are you being abused? Do

737
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 4: we need to talk about something because of all the

738
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 4: bruises on my arms and shoulders and stuff like sexually yeah, okay,

739
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 4: not out of anger, no, not out of anger, like

740
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 4: in the throes of passion.

741
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 3: I think they say, were you a bier?

742
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: Ashley? As far as because I know a couple of

743
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: girls who had older brothers and that was their defense. Yeah,

744
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: they would bite them.

745
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, It wasn't well, I guess it was a

746
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 5: long time ago now that I think about it, It's

747
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 5: like five years ago. One of my exes or my

748
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 5: ex's best friend, the first time I met him, he

749
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 5: thought it was funny to put me in a headlock.

750
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I immediately panicked because don't put me

751
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 5: in a headlock, and I bit him, and everybody got

752
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 5: super mad at me because I left a bruise and

753
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 5: all this stuff, and I was like, he put me

754
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 5: in a headlock. Sorry, but he had to explain it

755
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 5: to his wife. So you know, that was interesting.

756
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 3: The snake bite you mentioned, Josh, Yeah, that one was

757
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 3: surprisingly painful.

758
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: There's certain things in life that hurts so bad that

759
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: make no sense. If you like cut a finger off,

760
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: people give you sympathy and they understand the pain. But

761
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: if you get like a hangnail and it hurts like

762
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: nobody feels bad.

763
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 3: I don't care, no. But I remember as kids, we

764
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 3: would we would go back and forth, snake biting each other. Yeah,

765
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 3: you know. It was a tough guy competition, and it

766
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 3: took about everything I had deep down inside Josh to

767
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 3: mask the pain. All right, So there you go. Next. Up,

768
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 3: here's a guy, and it makes me wonder whatever happened

769
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 3: to stealing things of value like cars and jewelry? Up

770
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 3: there in ef in Canada, of all places, a fully grown,

771
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: twenty eight year old man allegedly robbed a damn drug store.

772
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 3: Not my first choice. I don't necessarily think of my

773
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 3: neighborhood drug store as being the spot to hit to

774
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 3: make some big cash as part of an armed robbery.

775
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 3: But I don't know. I don't commit crimes.

776
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, unless you're stealing the drugs right, the pharmacy cat

777
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: If you're hitting the pharmacy right, I know. There's one

778
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: town that got robbed so many times they had to

779
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: close it.

780
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,400
Speaker 3: I suppose. Yeah, if you're dealing, if you're looking for drugs,

781
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 3: that's obviously the spot. I was just thinking of straight

782
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 3: up armed robbery cash register type stuff. This whack bag Canadian.

783
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: I can't even say for sure that he made an

784
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 3: attempt to steal anything from the cash register. I don't

785
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 3: see anything in the story. It says here he came

786
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 3: on into the drug store with a big old knife

787
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 3: in hand and tried to make off with a fistful

788
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 3: of plastic toy swords. What are you in charge of

789
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 3: the party favors for a first grader's birthday or what? Yeah?

790
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: I mean you hear people steal toys like Lego or

791
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: the Pokemon.

792
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 4: Pokemon cards are the big one because you.

793
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 1: Can make some money on those.

794
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 3: That's different.

795
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I don't think there's a big black market

796
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: plastic sword market.

797
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 3: What do you go into a Pirates of the Caribbean

798
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 3: themed happy hour or what's happening? Maybe he was smoking

799
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: the meth rocks or the fentanyl rocks or something in

800
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: the form of a rock.

801
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: I wonder how profitable it is nowadays to rob a

802
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: cash register. Is there much cash that i'd be interested

803
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: that somebody works in retail. Let us know, like the

804
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: difference back in the day, Sure we would be flushed

805
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: with cash.

806
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 3: My local gas station still has quite a few bucks

807
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 3: in the cash register. I visit them quite often, and

808
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 3: I use cash quite often. Still, I know I'm in

809
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 3: the minority there, but I still use cash as often

810
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 3: as I can.

811
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: It is kind of weird that there's places that just

812
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: don't accept it. It seems strange.

813
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, ballparks now don't accept.

814
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 3: That's the one place I guess that I can think of. Yeah,

815
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 3: when you go to the ball game, who else doesn't it?

816
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 3: Can you think of any other joints that don't accept

817
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 3: concert venues? Same thing.

818
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 1: I was at a restaurant that didn't. They didn't accept cash,

819
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: and then the uh like sometimes it's not a concert

820
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: venue obviously, but like some youth tournaments they don't like

821
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: at the stack area.

822
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 3: Oh, the snack bar at the at the wrestling tournament.

823
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: Not all of them, but some of them.

824
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 3: But grown men shouldn't be stealing toy swords, right, Josh.

825
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 3: I don't know what this guy was up to.

826
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: He must have been on something.

827
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, they caught him. He's in Canadian jail. Oh this

828
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 3: was smart too. He was on probation at the time, so, oh,

829
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 3: here we go.

830
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: Magic magic playing machinist Jesus said, if they sell lottery tickets,

831
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 1: since their cash only, they'll be kind of cash flush. Mmm,

832
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: that makes sense. So the gas station you're going, So

833
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: gas stations make sense?

834
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 3: Oh?

835
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 4: Oh, lottery tickets for cash only. Yes, I didn't know that.

836
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 3: No, I mean neither. Never played the lottery, never once.

837
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: He never bought a powerball ticket or anything.

838
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 3: Wow, never once.

839
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: I have only a handful of times, you know, when

840
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: it's the least likely to win, it's like close to

841
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: a billion dollars or something crazy like that.

842
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 4: The only times I've ever played is on my last job,

843
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 4: when it would get really big like that, they'd say, hey,

844
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 4: let's pull some money together, and I'm like, I'm not

845
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 4: going to be the guy that doesn't put five dollars

846
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 4: and then it has to see these a holes all

847
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 4: get rid of.

848
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 3: Definitely, yeah, man, that would hurt, Like.

849
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 4: Oh God, I'm like, I would never that'd be it.

850
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 4: I just go live in the woods.

851
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: This is crazy. Ambassador of rubbish Jesus said, ballparks have

852
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: reverse ATMs where you can put cash in to get

853
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 1: a card. I've never heard of that.

854
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 5: Oh that's awesome because that definitely has happened to me before. Well,

855
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 5: especially when they first switched over. I would get there

856
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 5: and be like, yep, I got two hundred bucks. This

857
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 5: is gonna be a great day. Oh they take card. Well,

858
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 5: how am I supposed to put this cash back on

859
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 5: my card?

860
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: So people are saying, tickets allow casher debit card, right,

861
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: so I met credit card. Yes, you can use your

862
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: debit card.

863
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 3: What do we a lottery ticket?

864
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: Lottery tickets?

865
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 3: Yet you can buy a lottery ticket because.

866
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,479
Speaker 1: You can't put it on you can't take out debt

867
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: essentially correct. I think that's the gist.

868
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right. No, I've never played the lottery get

869
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 3: involved in such things.

870
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 5: I've played played it quite a bit. My mom got

871
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 5: me into it when I was younger, so she just

872
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 5: let me off scratch offs, I think every time.

873
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 3: Well that's great for her.

874
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: So Simon says that since places don't have cash anymore,

875
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: he has to rob hookers nowadays to get to make

876
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 1: a big profit. Did they have like Venmo or something?

877
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, are like those little squares that can hook up

878
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 5: to their phone.

879
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder are they a couple on their butt? Yeah,

880
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: they just tattoo it on their bodies.

881
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of tattoos, yeah, that's a lot of them.

882
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 4: They except Venmo and stuff now and same with barbers too.

883
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 1: That makes sense.

884
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 3: Friends, I can ask Josh about that. That prostitute thing,

885
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 3: I can ask about if I.

886
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: Wouldn't want any record of that on either end of it.

887
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: That seems like it should be a cash on business.

888
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: But hey, it's twenty twenty.

889
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 3: Six again with the monkeys. Yay, And I'm not talking

890
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: about Peter Davy, Mickey and Mike. Real live monkeys is

891
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 3: where I'm going with this one. Lately, we've been rapping

892
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 3: a lot about the forthcoming monkey human war, the human

893
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 3: versus monkey war. The monkeys want this badly. We've talked

894
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 3: quite a bit about monkeys attacking humans lately. It is

895
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 3: getting ugly out there. I am happy to say that

896
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 3: this time around, I have nothing ominous or violent to

897
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 3: tell you about. It sounds like there's at least one

898
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 3: place remaining where the monkeys and the humans get along

899
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 3: just fine, and they even share some laughs. In Vietna.

900
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 3: A funny videos going Round and Round A video from

901
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 3: a popular touristy spot where people come from miles around

902
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 3: to play with the local monkeys. The people pull up

903
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 3: and park their motor vehicles, monkeys come running out the trees,

904
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 3: and folks give the little pecker heads a snack. They

905
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 3: take some pictures. You know what I'm saying, right, Yeah,

906
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 3: sounds fun. One tourist who swung by to spend some

907
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 3: time with the wild monkeys wanted to make sure he

908
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 3: got everything he could out of the experience. He showed

909
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 3: up number one. He was on a moped.

910
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 5: Love It.

911
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 3: Showed up on a moped wearing a suit made of

912
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 3: full on damn bananas. If you can picture what I'm saying,

913
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 3: dude had bananas taped around his torso, taped around his

914
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 3: arms and legs. He was smart enough not to hang

915
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 3: any bananas anywhere's near his rod.

916
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like a catcher almost in baseball, Like.

917
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 5: It's oh yeah, I could see that.

918
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: It's like catching.

919
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 3: Pads, banana chest protector, banana leg pads.

920
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 5: Absolutely, it's on ninety three x dot.

921
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 3: Take a look at this guy in our website. He

922
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 3: was smart enough to avoid hanging any bananas anywhere near

923
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 3: his peepee because that could have proved to be fatal.

924
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, you imagine making that mistake. There's one that

925
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: hangs a little lower than I'd be comfortable.

926
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 3: From the pictures, this scene looks like a little roadside

927
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 3: spot where you can pull your vehicle over and quickly

928
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 3: get overwhelmed by monkey poon tang. They just crawl all

929
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 3: over you. And sure as hell if and you watch

930
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 3: the video of this banana suit guy, the monkeys did

931
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 3: come a running and they pulled bananas off his banana

932
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,240
Speaker 3: suit like it was nothing. They weren't scared. They seemed

933
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 3: a little confused, Yeah, but they weren't scared.

934
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 5: Is this your skin?

935
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 3: Would would you want this to be you, Ashley, because

936
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 3: you've often made sympathetic comments about the monkeys on this program.

937
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be cool with that. I want them to

938
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 5: like me. I would be afraid that once all the

939
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 5: bananas were gone, they would still keep like trying to

940
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 5: pick things off my skin. They're just like picking my

941
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 5: skin off eventually.

942
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 3: Would you be at all concerned about, well, we were

943
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 3: talking earlier, would you be concerned about losing a nipple? Yeah,

944
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 3: that's only natural.

945
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 5: And think about that at first, but now yes, Yeah,

946
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 5: definitely afraid.

947
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 3: Only they're going to be upset.

948
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 1: You know, they're starving, and all of a sudden, you're

949
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: out of bananas. They'll start eating whenever they can.

950
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 5: It's so cute to think this guy rode like this

951
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 5: on his moped.

952
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did all the way through town. Local authorities

953
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 3: shut this silliness down pretty quickly. They said it was

954
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 3: making the monkeys too crazy. And banana man. After he

955
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 3: got reprimanded, banana man got on his moped and and

956
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 3: he did roll away too many.

957
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: Banana It's kind of like, you know, when they tell

958
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: you don't feed wild animals. Some places, we'll say, don't

959
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: do that, as.

960
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 3: You might expect. Stupid. Social media junkies had their opinions

961
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 3: on this gimmick. Some say that the banana man ignored

962
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 3: wildlife protection rules. They said, you're not allowed to feed

963
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 3: the local animals at all. A banana man didn't know that.

964
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 3: He forgot. He said, oh yeah, I forgot.

965
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 5: I heard of that once.

966
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: I was so excited about my banana suit.

967
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 5: He knows this crossed his mind.

968
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 3: Ah, that's great, you got not allowed to feed the animals.

969
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: What's the matter with you? Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot.

970
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 3: My bad Uh. One of my derelict friends growing up

971
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 3: dropped out of high school. Dropped out of high school

972
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 3: and the cops, the cops found him wandering through town

973
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 3: one day doing nothing. You know, he's a sixteen year

974
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 3: old kid, and the cops roll up and say, hey,

975
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 3: aren't you supposed to be in school? And my buddy said,

976
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 3: oh Jesus, yeah, I forgot.

977
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 4: I knew there was something.

978
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Uh, a banana hammock, they said, Josh, about this

979
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,720
Speaker 3: guy's outfit. Banana hammocks.

980
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: Never wore one, even on a comedy. I can't imagine

981
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: to be very comfortable.

982
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 5: They look really uncomfortable.

983
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: What do we talking about banana hammocks?

984
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you wore them when you were a kid.

985
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 3: Didn't you know you were boxers when you were a

986
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 3: Well I.

987
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 1: Thought a banana hammock was more like those tiny little

988
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: like oh yeah.

989
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 5: It's got to be made out of like spandex material.

990
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 3: We have different definitions of banana.

991
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: Hack tighty whities. To me, is a lot different than

992
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: a bananacat.

993
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what else in my neighborhood. Tiny whities and

994
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 3: banana hammocks are the same thing.

995
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, for me, it was more like the borat type

996
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: of Speedo look.

997
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 3: Or something scams. Again, we can talk about the scams.

998
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 3: There are elaborate scams wait for us at every turn.

999
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 3: The faceless, anonymous technology based scams is the main gimmick.

1000
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 3: You know. You try to send an email, some piss

1001
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 3: bag steals your bank account. You try to send your

1002
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 3: wife's best friend a d pic, someone steals your identity.

1003
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: It'll bring a player to his knees. Don't look now,

1004
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 3: but the old school chicken dick scams that we grew

1005
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 3: up with are attempting a comeback. The found a mouse

1006
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 3: in my beer bottle type folks. They haven't gone anywhere,

1007
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 3: but they've been largely forgotten about amongst the fear of

1008
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 3: online thieves lurking everywhere. Some of the old school scammers

1009
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 3: are still out there. A Mexican restaurant in Houston, Texas,

1010
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 3: a joint by the name of Fahita's Mexican Grill. They've

1011
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 3: taken the time to light up a couple of throwback

1012
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 3: scammers who tried to get a free meal with the

1013
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 3: old I found a hair in my food routine.

1014
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: I found plenty of hair I never complained about. I mean,

1015
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do it.

1016
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care.

1017
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 3: The one time it troubled me, Josh, when I found

1018
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 3: a hair in my food was when that hair went

1019
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 3: on forever.

1020
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 1: Now, my wife has very long hair, and every once

1021
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: in a while that happens. And I don't know how

1022
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: she has any hair left with the amount that you

1023
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: find in the shower.

1024
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 3: Everywhere, I believe. I ordered a big hot plate of

1025
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 3: meat loaf, mashed potatoes and gravy and green beans at

1026
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 3: a restaurant one night.

1027
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds awesome.

1028
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 3: One of my favorite meals.

1029
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: That's a great meal right there.

1030
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 3: One of my all time favors. And I found a

1031
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 3: hair sticking smooth out that meat loaf. And I was

1032
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 3: fully prepared to pluck it out of there and continue

1033
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 3: on with my dinner. And I'm pulling longer and longer

1034
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 3: and long, and it it was wrapped so tightly around

1035
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 3: the meat loaf that it turned the meat loaf over

1036
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 3: a few times. Yeah, and then, but it still wasn't

1037
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 3: over it it It took a route through the potatoes,

1038
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 3: it took a route through the green beans. I'm talking

1039
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 3: like a five footer.

1040
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 5: Okay, that's doing too much. Then I would have to

1041
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 5: send that back.

1042
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: I I can't eat around hair, but when it gets

1043
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: in I didn't even mean.

1044
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 3: It like, oh, come on, I mean.

1045
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: I am a true eater, but that's I didn't mean

1046
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: it like that. I wasn't trying to be dirty. Hell,

1047
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: I was not trying to be dirty. I uh. But

1048
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: when it gets in your mouth, you know, and then

1049
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: like you said, where you keep pulling it out like

1050
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 1: a magician pulling out tied scarves. That's from a magician's head.

1051
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 3: That's the perfect way to put it.

1052
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 1: I mean, that's where you're like, oh my god, how

1053
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: does keep going? That does gross me out?

1054
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 3: That's exactly That was exactly my experience, except I was

1055
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 3: just pulling the hair off the plate as opposed to

1056
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 3: you out of mine. But I have had that experience too.

1057
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: In your mouth, it's gross pulling it out.

1058
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 3: It didn't match that five footer from my meat loaf dinner.

1059
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 3: But I have had some longer hairs I had to have.

1060
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 5: You guys, ever got it wrapped around the little punching

1061
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 5: bag in the back of your throat, No piece of hair. Yeah,

1062
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 5: I've had that happen before. And so you go to

1063
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 5: pull the hair out. Next thing you know, you're like

1064
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 5: choking one of the top five worst pains I've ever felt.

1065
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 5: It's happened twice.

1066
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: That's way worse than what I've experienced.

1067
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 5: Oh, it's so bad.

1068
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could do something.

1069
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't either until it happened.

1070
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: The hangar sowed your youthulum.

1071
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's what it's called.

1072
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: I think you're right.

1073
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 3: So again, here's a couple at the Mexican restaurant in

1074
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 3: Houston and they tried to pull the I found a

1075
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: hair in my food routine. How stupid and embarrassing. Well,

1076
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 3: for normal people, this would be stupid and embarrassing, but

1077
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 3: you know, some folks have zero shame. Unfortunately, it seems

1078
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 3: this absolute numb skull couple forgot. These days, every restaurant

1079
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 3: in town has security cameras and it's easier than saying

1080
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 3: Jack Robinson for the restaurant staff to review their videos

1081
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 3: when you accuse them of this or that. So the

1082
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 3: whole ordeal started when the couple set themselves down for

1083
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 3: dinner at the joint and then shortly thereafter they walk

1084
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 3: up on the manager and claim that their food was

1085
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 3: covered in human hairs. So you know they want their

1086
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 3: meal copped. They said they're fajidas. Josh looked like Robin

1087
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 3: Williams ass cheeks.

1088
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: Oh, I bet that's pretty bad. I'm going to base

1089
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: it on his forearms and knuckles.

1090
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 3: Yeah. The restaurant folks said, well, that's a damn shame.

1091
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,840
Speaker 3: Give us a minute. They rolled back the video and

1092
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 3: I'm sure they weren't shocked at all. I'm sure they've

1093
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 3: been scammed like this before. They see that this moron

1094
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 3: couple is plucking hairs out of each other like a

1095
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 3: couple of orangutangs and then placing their own body hairs

1096
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 3: on the fejidas, just because they're nice people, and also

1097
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 3: partially because they just wanted these two losers to leave

1098
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 3: and hopefully never come back. The restaurant comped the meals

1099
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,399
Speaker 3: of these two low life ball bags, but afterwards they

1100
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 3: hopped up onto social media and said, please be aware.

1101
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 3: We are a small, family owned restaurant trying our best

1102
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 3: to keep our doors open. We understand that eating out

1103
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 3: isn't affordable for everyone, but faking issues to get free

1104
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 3: food hurt small businesses more than you realize. For us,

1105
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 3: it's income we simply can't afford to.

1106
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: Lose that really is too bad now that companies have

1107
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: to just give into people they know are scamming them

1108
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: because they don't want to get review bombed or something

1109
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 1: right now fortunate?

1110
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 3: Will that statement have any effect on losers who pull

1111
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 3: lame capers like this? No, because people like that only

1112
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 3: ever think of themselves. But you know, there you go.

1113
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 3: What else have you found in your food and you

1114
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 3: were able to fight through it? Josh?

1115
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: You know I've been pretty lucky outside of hair, I

1116
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: haven't really well. My wife tried to kill me with

1117
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: broken glass one. Oh yeah, not too long ago.

1118
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 3: How about a thumbnail?

1119
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: No, luckily?

1120
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 3: How about how about a fake eye lash? Nope? How

1121
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 3: about uh some plastic?

1122
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: Oh you know what that does? Ring about?

1123
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1124
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've had plastic in that.

1125
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 3: I've had a few microwave meals where I didn't quite

1126
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 3: take care of all the plastic that surrounded it.

1127
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: Tinfoil, Oh, I've eaten some tinfoil by aci that would hurt.

1128
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: Like I got mixed up with a potato, right, you know,

1129
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: do you call it a baked potato?

1130
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 3: If it's you call it whatever you want. Yeah. Yeah,

1131
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 3: one time I I was trying to chew my way

1132
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 3: through I don't know, a microwave bucket of spaghetti or something,

1133
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 3: and I suddenly I was chewing on hot, wet plastic.

1134
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 3: I just that's my own fault.

1135
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 4: Use your air.

1136
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 5: The thought of chewing on tinfoil makes me want to

1137
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 5: throw up. It's like that. It's like nails on chalkboard.

1138
00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: I can't get enough of it.

1139
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: Now. I hear that. That's very pika, very painful like it.

1140
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 4: It's if you've had cavities it is, yeah.

1141
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, if you've had if you have tooth issues,

1142
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 3: teeth issues, that all bad. You get that tinfoiler. Yeah,

1143
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 3: I don't. It'll send you through the roof, through the

1144
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 3: frigging roof.

1145
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: I've had a bug bug fly, Yeah, bugs.

1146
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 3: I don't like that. Bugs. I can flick a bug

1147
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 3: off a meal like and even a dead bug. I

1148
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 3: can flick a bug off. I'll go ahead with that.

1149
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 3: You know, mouse pizza, whatever you got sports on the

1150
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 3: ninety three x Half Assed Morning Show.

1151
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 6: I have herpies.

1152
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 4: I couldn't see it, and then you it just now.

1153
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 3: It's so there.

1154
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 4: Don't kiss me, I will say, don't blame it on

1155
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 4: someone's chapstick.

1156
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 3: It's okay.

1157
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:47,439
Speaker 1: I don't care.

1158
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 3: So let me get this straight. That's the voice of

1159
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 3: a young lady named Sophie Cunningham. Does she not play

1160
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 3: in the w NBA.

1161
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, for the fever and well she has herpies. Well,

1162
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: she's joking that she had a cold sore aka herpies,

1163
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: She saying, I read.

1164
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 3: The story, I didn't really understand what was going on,

1165
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 3: and some people were mad at her because she was

1166
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 3: They perceived it to be making fun of people with herpes.

1167
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 5: No, that's so weird because it technically is considered to

1168
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,760
Speaker 5: be herpies.

1169
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: Right, right, And that was her joke, right. I remember

1170
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: the first time somebody told me that, yeah, you got herpes,

1171
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, what a cold source herpes? That's hilarious.

1172
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 3: Give the gall of break. So what was the end result?

1173
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 3: She was just joking, joking around, all right.

1174
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: She was on her pod. She has a podcast.

1175
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 3: An athlete has a podcast.

1176
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: People have podcasts nowadays, and so she mentioned she used

1177
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 1: some chapstick at a youth basketball tournament in Missouri and

1178
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: she ended up with a herpie on her face.

1179
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 3: Well it happens. God, I remember playing slow pitch softball

1180
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 3: back in the day and one of our you know

1181
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 3: you meet in the parking lot beforehand and get drunk. Yep,

1182
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 3: and one of our buddies drives up, gets out of

1183
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 3: his pickup. He had a friggin herpie on his lip

1184
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 3: the size of any fist o. Man. Oh, it made

1185
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 3: for the most fun couple of weeks there, you know

1186
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 3: what I mean, until it finally faded.

1187
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 4: I'd call him to replace him player if I were him,

1188
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 4: just you didn't have to deal with the ball busting.

1189
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 3: He didn't look terribly confident walking up on the circle

1190
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 3: of dudes. But there we are. Man, that was fun.

1191
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: There was a kid in my daughter's class who had

1192
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: one so long they had to operate on it to

1193
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,439
Speaker 1: remove it. It just wouldn't go away right on the lip,

1194
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 1: and it was huge. It was like a big pizza

1195
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: crust the bubble.

1196
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, that's what our dude looked like. They

1197
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 3: had to cut it off for this this kid. You know,

1198
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 3: they had to cut it off.

1199
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost the whole school year. Poor kids.

1200
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 3: Dang, I don't know. I don't want to be the

1201
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 3: guy that's got to cut off a herpie. Those doctors

1202
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 3: have a tough gig. Where are we going with this? Uh?

1203
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 3: You know, not much happened last night. I can tell

1204
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 3: you this much. Uh tonight, skis you got Timberwell Chicago

1205
01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 3: Bull Timberwol playing at Target Center, Man bear pigs play

1206
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 3: at home. They play home tonight? Is how you say it?

1207
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 3: They're playing detroilet eight five?

1208
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 5: Oh perfect, right right, I'm always up at that time.

1209
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 3: Just no, Randy Shaver will be here in a half hour.

1210
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 3: But and we can cover much more. We were talking

1211
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 3: about finding things in our food hairs, this and that.

1212
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 3: You want to our listeners texted in and told us

1213
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 3: about some of the things they found in their meals.

1214
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 3: Cigarette butts, gross, a full late tax glove under my dinner.

1215
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 3: They finished the meal right, big plate that had to

1216
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,439
Speaker 3: be there on purpose, some kind of casse role or whatever.

1217
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 3: They finished, And there's a full late tax glove.

1218
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,919
Speaker 5: How do you not notice that when you're scooping it?

1219
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 3: Well, because it was it was under the meal, you

1220
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 3: know what I mean?

1221
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 5: No, I mean the people that prepared Yeah, I don't know.

1222
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 3: This is how a listener puts it. An ear ring

1223
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 3: At least I prayed to God that the ring fell

1224
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: off of an ear and not something else. How the

1225
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 3: hell has this happened? Josh? Someone finished their dinner at

1226
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 3: a restaurant and found a car key. Would an old

1227
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 3: radio contest, you got a new you got a new viper? Yeah,

1228
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 3: he found a car key. The cook goes home that

1229
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 3: night trying to get in his apartment, like or no,

1230
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 3: if the cook goes out to the parking lot, he's

1231
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 3: trying to go home. Can't got what the hell is

1232
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 3: going on around here? And everyone's mad at us for

1233
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 3: bringing up the idea of biting into tinfoil.

1234
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was going to be such an issue.

1235
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 1: You're right, I apologize. I brought it up. I didn't

1236
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 1: mean to upset anybody.

1237
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 3: You chewed. You chewed some tinfoil for a while once

1238
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 3: while you were tearing a baked potato apart.

1239
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swallowed some.

1240
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 3: Ashley new Gal over here is in the corner puke

1241
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 3: and her guts out just hearing us talk about chewing

1242
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 3: on tinfoil. And like Dana said, I that if you

1243
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 3: have cavities or molars or what if you bite tinfoil,

1244
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 3: it'll be the your shoes will come off, it'll hurn

1245
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 3: so bad. So a few people are mad at us

1246
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 3: we're bringing this up. They've got this sensation. Now they

1247
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 3: can't shake.

1248
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel the same way.

1249
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 3: True story. Josh quit chewing Copenhagen. He switched from Copenhagen

1250
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 3: to Reynolds Rep. And it helped you kick the habit. Yeah,

1251
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 3: we got to take a break. Cubby's got some more

1252
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 3: news for you here coming up.

1253
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 2: In the sixties, I made love to many, many women,

1254
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 2: often outdoors in the mud and the rain, and it's

1255
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 2: possible a man slipped in would be the.

1256
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 3: Ninety three x half assed morning shot.

1257
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 2: Now we can't have five year old kids doing stuff

1258
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 2: like that.

1259
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,439
Speaker 1: Few ideas like what Josh, I'll tell you word. Few

1260
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: ideals are held more clearly than teaching a child the

1261
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,959
Speaker 1: war of honest work, the worth of an honest day's work,

1262
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: though it girls awkward when the workplace requires latex gloves,

1263
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: hot wax, and unclothed adults. A Tennessee mother is hoping

1264
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: a judge will spare her after allowing her five year

1265
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 1: old daughter to wax dozens of women's fur fissures and

1266
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,400
Speaker 1: extremit egresses.

1267
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 3: What they have is somebody who made a mistake, who

1268
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 3: has remedied that mistake, is back on track, and the

1269
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 3: criminal justice system does not need to be involved. What

1270
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 3: the hell happened? A young kid was waxing? Gatals bea yeah,

1271
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 3: take the kid away? How old are a kid?

1272
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: Five?

1273
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 3: Boy or a girl? Girl?

1274
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 1: F A law enforcement official said they received a series

1275
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: of complaints about a viral Instagram post showcasing thirty year

1276
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: old Jasmine Moss's waxing business. In some photos, her daughter

1277
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: was depicted applying hot wax to the pubists of enough

1278
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: nude women to create a pelt out of pubes. Oh

1279
01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: my god, detectives and Moss's daughter helped a play. I

1280
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 1: hot waxed over two dozen clients for more than eight hours,

1281
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 1: which amounted to an unruly thicket of pubic hair. The

1282
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: post read, in part, she literally helped me wax twenty

1283
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: four clients starting from seven to twenty five am to

1284
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: five pm. She made seven hundred and forty four dollars.

1285
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 3: Seven hundred and forty That's good money.

1286
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna put that money toward whatever her future

1287
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 1: dreams and aspirations are. The mom posted during the initial

1288
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:28,919
Speaker 1: anger over that post. The Tennessee Department of Commerce said

1289
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 1: they received eighty six different complaints about the business owner. However,

1290
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: the defense believes the case should be dropped.

1291
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 3: Hell, could you do that to a kid?

1292
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: Certainly some questionable parenting, but doesn't amount to a crime.

1293
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 1: Her lawyer, Blake Ballin said.

1294
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 3: Nice Ballin'.

1295
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 1: He's ballin'. Our position is it does not. They investigated

1296
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 1: this and the child is still in Miss Moss's custody.

1297
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,439
Speaker 3: Balin said, I don't get it.

1298
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 1: In light of that request, the judge overseeing the case said,

1299
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: it appears your attorney and the state will see how

1300
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 1: this can be resolved, and they may need some time

1301
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 1: to see how it will ultimately play out.

1302
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 3: Holy sh cripes.

1303
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'd imagine that probably wasn't a one day

1304
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: deal right now. Maybe maybe that was the first time.

1305
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 3: Josh, we're pretty tight you and I from the get go. Really,

1306
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 3: we hit it off right from the If I came

1307
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 3: into work tomorrow and told you that I've got a

1308
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 3: waxing business on the side, you'd probably be a little surprised.

1309
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 3: But let's just get beyond that. And if I told

1310
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 3: you my five year old son, little Donnie, was waxing guys,

1311
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 3: rods and be holes all day long, you would call

1312
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 3: child Protective Services so fast it would. And we're best friends.

1313
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 3: And you'll you'd call somebody about that.

1314
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: And I'd certainly consult like a Ryan Pasiga and ask

1315
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: how much trouble is my friend in here? Is h

1316
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 1: This is wrong?

1317
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 3: I mean, you've got to be out of your mind.

1318
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems pretty wrong to me after discovering that.

1319
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,760
Speaker 3: And again, you grew up in a in a with

1320
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 3: a newdist family.

1321
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 1: Well, yeah that's not mine specifically, but a buddy of mine. Yes,

1322
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 1: they were. They were nudists.

1323
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 3: That still just throws me into a panic.

1324
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: And shaving habits were different back then, Ashley. It's not

1325
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: like it is today. I mentioned before, my my sister

1326
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: in law has like her own salon and part of

1327
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: that is to take care of that area for folks,

1328
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 1: and my my wife would go there to take care

1329
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 1: of business, and I always thought that was awful strange.

1330
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 3: So her own sister is wax and her brown star

1331
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 3: for her.

1332
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,560
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if she's going back there. I

1333
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 1: think it's more upfront, but that's wrong. Yeah, she hasn't

1334
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,519
Speaker 1: done that in a while, gone there. But to me,

1335
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: I thought, well that's I don't have that relationship with

1336
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:46,799
Speaker 1: one of my sis.

1337
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, you and your brother and you take care of mine.

1338
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 4: I'll take care of yours.

1339
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:51,519
Speaker 6: Now.

1340
01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even shave his back if he asked me.

1341
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 5: Don't know, sisters are so different.

1342
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what she told me. She's like, it's different.

1343
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 3: No, it isn't. I you have to. I'm sorry, but

1344
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 3: I would love her recap and I'm sorry that I

1345
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 3: forget this every time. But you would go and spend

1346
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 3: time at a friend's house as a twelve year old thirteen?

1347
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, for a few years, okay, right, you would just

1348
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 1: take the bus home with them and we'd hang out.

1349
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 3: You would go spend time with this friend of yours,

1350
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 3: and his mother and father would freely walk naked in

1351
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 3: front of you. Yeah.

1352
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,599
Speaker 1: Mostly the mom. Dad was at work and the mom

1353
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 1: ran a daycare, so she'd be naked.

1354
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 5: That's the craziest part.

1355
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 1: She'd be naked around little kids. And then us says,

1356
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 1: you know, still little kids as preteens there.

1357
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 3: So did you ever inform your parents?

1358
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 1: No. I was too scared to tell them. I was

1359
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:50,080
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable, so we'd I'd always say, hey, let's go

1360
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,559
Speaker 1: up to your room, you know, and play.

1361
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:56,919
Speaker 3: And there's no way that the parents of these children

1362
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 3: she was caring for. There's no way they knew that

1363
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 3: she was walking around naked. Correct.

1364
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. I mean, I you know, I never

1365
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 1: asked she She did tell us one time, you know,

1366
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,439
Speaker 1: she because I had asked my friend. I'm like, hey,

1367
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 1: I'm pretty uncomfortable with this.

1368
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,639
Speaker 3: This is odd.

1369
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: And he must have told his mom and she sat

1370
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: me down. Now she was clothed, and we had this

1371
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:21,160
Speaker 1: conversation and told me, you know, it's natural and kind

1372
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:23,760
Speaker 1: of went through all the Yeah, that's not her job.

1373
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: The thing, someone's uh, you know who might be into

1374
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: that would tell you.

1375
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 3: So looking back now, would you ever send your kid

1376
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:36,120
Speaker 3: to be cared for by someone who did that in

1377
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:36,800
Speaker 3: front of them?

1378
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 6: No?

1379
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 1: And I know I had. I told my parents. They

1380
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: never would have. Like, I just know how to bring

1381
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 1: it up. We didn't talk about that kind of thing

1382
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 1: growing up. Nothing sexual, you know, nothing, nothing like that.

1383
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,280
Speaker 3: I can believe it. Yeah, knowing you the way that

1384
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:51,520
Speaker 3: I do, I can believe.

1385
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 1: That I would. I couldn't even imagine bringing something like that.

1386
01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,680
Speaker 3: You did not have a lot of open sexual conversations

1387
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,400
Speaker 3: in your in your household, not at all. I'm sorry

1388
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:03,120
Speaker 3: that I I make you recap this so often, but

1389
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:07,640
Speaker 3: I forget the details, and I am so fascinated by that.

1390
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, I it was odd, to say the least.

1391
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,639
Speaker 4: I can't even imagine. Man was the mom somebody you'd

1392
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,439
Speaker 4: want to see naked at that age?

1393
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 1: You know, at that age. I at that age, I

1394
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: was paying too much attention. Maybe I don't know how

1395
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 1: to say that. I wasn't super horny yet. Oh I

1396
01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: don't know what else.

1397
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,320
Speaker 4: I guess I can't. I couldn't remember exactly what age

1398
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:30,000
Speaker 4: he said. I thought maybe were like twelve thirteen, or.

1399
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,679
Speaker 1: I didn't really it was. I was a little later

1400
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 1: of a bloomer, gotcha.

1401
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, twelve thirteen. If you would have put a full

1402
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:38,479
Speaker 3: on naked lady in front of me, I would have

1403
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,839
Speaker 3: been My pants would have broken.

1404
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 1: I was a late bloomer.

1405
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 3: You weren't, as you just put it a minute ago.

1406
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 3: You weren't super horny. There's one more word. You weren't

1407
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 3: super horny yet. No, No, at that point I was.

1408
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 3: I was beyond super horny. As a twelve thirteen.

1409
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 1: Year old, I got super horny.

1410
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Speaker 3: Eventually, you eventually got super horny.

1411
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was older. I was older when that happened.

1412
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:05,559
Speaker 1: What year did you get super horny age wise?

1413
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, fourteen of okay, fourteen fifteen, it was right around

1414
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:09,519
Speaker 3: the bend.

1415
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:10,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was close.

1416
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, so its not like twenty five or something. You're

1417
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 4: still in the wheelhouse.

1418
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah it started around fourteen.

1419
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry, I can't let it go. Who did

1420
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 3: this lady think she was walking around nude in front

1421
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 3: of other people's children.

1422
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 1: I don't remember the full conversation we had, but you know,

1423
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 1: when you somebody makes themselves out to be more important

1424
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 1: and meaningful than they should, that's kind of how she was.

1425
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,639
Speaker 3: Oh that, there you go.

1426
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,680
Speaker 1: And I don't mean to besmirch folks that are in

1427
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 1: adult nudiest colonies that.

1428
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,760
Speaker 3: Kind of well, that's not what we're talking Yeah, no,

1429
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 3: not at all, not at all. So it's very, very

1430
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 3: different than what we're talking about. Sure, I can see

1431
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:49,840
Speaker 3: how some people would take this the wrong way. We're

1432
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 3: talking about adults who get naked in front of children

1433
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:52,840
Speaker 3: that are not their own.

1434
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, their parents don't know about.

1435
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the Yeah, I wouldn't do that in front

1436
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:01,600
Speaker 1: of my own I. Yeah, I wouldn't be I'd be

1437
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: afraid of all the terrible things they'd say about my Genditalia.

1438
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 3: Well, now I got to go this route. Now, coming

1439
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 3: from a household that did not have any sexual conversations

1440
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:20,200
Speaker 3: open sexual conversations, has history repeated itself in your home? Uh?

1441
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,000
Speaker 1: You know we're more open about that. Not not like

1442
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: we don't talk about like we would hear, but try

1443
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: and make it. Hey if you ever have any I mean,

1444
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,880
Speaker 1: they're not too interested in talking about it with us.

1445
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, kid.

1446
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 3: Is why not a pro like you? He doesn't want

1447
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:42,840
Speaker 3: advice from the master. The Woodsman refer to yourself as

1448
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:47,360
Speaker 3: the woodsman just sarcastically. You ever got any questions for

1449
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:50,360
Speaker 3: the boss when it comes to Buba Bang and you

1450
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 3: come and see Daddy.

1451
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,320
Speaker 1: I would say, you know, people are way more open

1452
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: about it now.

1453
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,160
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, absolutely, yeah, you know.

1454
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: And I had questions I wanted to ask, but I

1455
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: just do could it?

1456
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 3: You know?

1457
01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 1: I had some questions.

1458
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:03,920
Speaker 3: What were some of your questions? Oh?

1459
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,400
Speaker 1: I wanted to know if you could run out?

1460
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I remember you bring that up one Like.

1461
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,400
Speaker 1: If I knew I wanted to have kids at some

1462
01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: point and I thought you only have a certain amount

1463
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 1: here or what happened?

1464
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, the tank is empty if you crank it too

1465
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:16,840
Speaker 4: many times.

1466
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I thought I'd better make sure I'm careful here.

1467
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:22,720
Speaker 3: The one sex talk my brother and I had with

1468
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:25,439
Speaker 3: our dad went like this. We were about sixteen years old,

1469
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:27,519
Speaker 3: my brother and I. We were leaving for a keg party.

1470
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:30,240
Speaker 3: And as we were, as our asses were almost out

1471
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,120
Speaker 3: the door, the old man sitting at the bar with

1472
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 3: a sagarette. His bar, not a public in the house.

1473
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,960
Speaker 3: It's not going to cigarette. He goes right before you,

1474
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:43,599
Speaker 3: guys go, you're wearing those rubbers, aren't you? And we said, well, yeah,

1475
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 3: even though that was a lie. He said, well, good,

1476
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't want any frigging babies. That was it.

1477
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 3: That was the only that's enough. That was enough for me. Yeah.

1478
01:14:53,479 --> 01:14:55,679
Speaker 1: Almost had a sex talk with my dad in sixth

1479
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,840
Speaker 1: grade in school, we read Judy Blooms. Are you there, God,

1480
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:02,080
Speaker 1: it's me Margaret, And you know, they talked about some

1481
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:05,920
Speaker 1: adult things. I guess, you know, as I remember as

1482
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 1: a kid, and so I had asked my dad about

1483
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:12,200
Speaker 1: some of them, and he he wouldn't really share anything

1484
01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 1: with me.

1485
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 4: He wanted the conversation and as soon as possible.

1486
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much, because I was like, you know, one

1487
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 1: of you know, we're talking about like having kids in

1488
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,400
Speaker 1: school and stuff, And I asked my dad, I'm like, well,

1489
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,600
Speaker 1: when he told me, you know, he kind of confirmed

1490
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 1: the process. I was disgusted, like, yuck, why would somebody

1491
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:29,439
Speaker 1: do that?

1492
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:31,519
Speaker 3: You still have pretty much the same feeling about it.

1493
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of guilt too.

1494
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1495
01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:35,719
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, well, how do you know when

1496
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 1: it worked? And he's like, you know, like, well, how

1497
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,439
Speaker 1: do you know? I wanted to know specifically, like is

1498
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:43,160
Speaker 1: there a time or is how do you know? And

1499
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:45,479
Speaker 1: he wouldn't tell me, you know, And I'm to this

1500
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:46,760
Speaker 1: day I'm kind of glad he didn't.

1501
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:49,559
Speaker 4: It's like when you're cooking a turkey and the little

1502
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 4: thing pops something.

1503
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: What's the sign here? Does she say, Hey, I'm pregnant.

1504
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:58,560
Speaker 3: What happens? Oh God, I declare pregnancy.

1505
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm terrified even look at texts

1506
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: after this conversation. You guys, tell me if there's anything

1507
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:06,639
Speaker 1: I imagine I'm getting just torn.

1508
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:08,599
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna

1509
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 3: look at the text.

1510
01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:14,680
Speaker 1: Just be nice to me, please, I'm vulnerable after discovering

1511
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,839
Speaker 1: that her estranged husband euthanized her two treasured rescue docxins.

1512
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,519
Speaker 1: A devastated British dog owner did the only thing a

1513
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 1: person can do in that situation. She borrowed a brutal

1514
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 1: page from Smashley's Playbook, reached for a knife and stabbed

1515
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:33,960
Speaker 1: his ass. That woman is sixty four year old Claire Bridger,

1516
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,840
Speaker 1: who later found herself on trial for attempted murder after

1517
01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 1: stabbing the man she'd been married to for nearly four

1518
01:16:39,439 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 1: decades in the chest and stomach.

1519
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:42,839
Speaker 5: He oh, she double tapped.

1520
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 3: He killed her dogs.

1521
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:51,679
Speaker 1: Yes, he's got a reason and you can oh tell me. Yeah,

1522
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 1: he has an excuse, he said. By then, the couple

1523
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,639
Speaker 1: had been separated for about a year. During that time,

1524
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:00,559
Speaker 1: the docson stayed in the care of her ex. After

1525
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:03,679
Speaker 1: the breakup, he found himself unable to keep the pets.

1526
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:07,040
Speaker 1: They were described as having behavioral issues, and after her

1527
01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:10,200
Speaker 1: unsuccessful efforts to find someone willing to take them, he

1528
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:13,920
Speaker 1: decided to have him put down a registered school nurse.

1529
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,719
Speaker 1: Bridger told the court earlier this month that the months

1530
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 1: leading up to the attack had been grueling. She said

1531
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:22,120
Speaker 1: she struggled to cope with the separation and was pushed

1532
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 1: over the edge when she learned the dogs were dead.

1533
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 1: She testified she temporarily went to had amnesia brought on

1534
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 1: by the stress and some alcohol, and said she lost

1535
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,400
Speaker 1: it after discovering the couple's beloved doccent's had been put

1536
01:17:35,439 --> 01:17:38,839
Speaker 1: to sleep. The mother of two said she never intended

1537
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 1: to kill the man, though admitted she definitely intended to

1538
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: stab his ass.

1539
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 5: Wait, so she's it's been a year and a half

1540
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 5: and she's still like going through it.

1541
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:52,559
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, she is all right. She you know, they

1542
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: were together for forty years.

1543
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:55,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, forty years.

1544
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:56,599
Speaker 1: Quite the change.

1545
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:57,960
Speaker 5: She'll get there eventually.

1546
01:17:58,840 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 3: You know.

1547
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,000
Speaker 1: They never said why she didn't have the dogs.

1548
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. If she loves them so much,

1549
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:05,559
Speaker 5: I would never leave my dogs behind.

1550
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,880
Speaker 1: She must have been in a situation where she couldn't either.

1551
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's true.

1552
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:13,720
Speaker 1: She told the court that her next clear recollection was

1553
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 1: a neighbor physically pulling her way from her husband and

1554
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,719
Speaker 1: continuing to scream, he killed my dogs. When police arrived,

1555
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 1: she blacked out. Yeah, luckily he survived. She's scheduled to

1556
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:25,519
Speaker 1: be sentenced in March.

1557
01:18:25,680 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 5: I do think it's strange that he didn't give her

1558
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 5: a chance.

1559
01:18:28,479 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if he did or not. That's what's weird.

1560
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,800
Speaker 1: I read a few stories on and it wasn't really

1561
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 1: clear most people would.

1562
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:37,040
Speaker 3: That'd be troubling for anybody. Yeah, I don't know about

1563
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:39,880
Speaker 3: stabbing someone with the old how did you say it, Ashley?

1564
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:42,719
Speaker 3: The double tap? Yeah, well, you guys know the story

1565
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:44,720
Speaker 3: about my bro. He found out his dog was dead

1566
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,600
Speaker 3: when he came home from high school, lifted up the

1567
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,080
Speaker 3: trash can on his folks property to throw a pop away,

1568
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 3: and his dog was in there.

1569
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 4: Jesus, I'll stay with you. Yeah, that was so dark

1570
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:57,559
Speaker 4: that's gonna come up in a therapy session.

1571
01:18:57,640 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's fine. You guys all have met him. I'm

1572
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,679
Speaker 3: sure he comes. He walks into his dad and says,

1573
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:05,439
Speaker 3: what the hell's going on? And dad says, what are

1574
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:08,400
Speaker 3: you talking about? Well, Ernie's in the trash can a dog.

1575
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:10,400
Speaker 3: The dad said, well, yeah, he's dead. What do you

1576
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:13,760
Speaker 3: want me to do with it? They put him in

1577
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 3: the trash.

1578
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: Should I have recycled it? What's the problem?

1579
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:18,600
Speaker 3: His dad said, what am I supposed to do with

1580
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,679
Speaker 3: a dead dog? Mounted on the wall? He's dead.

1581
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: Here's a couple of random dogs and cats facts for you.

1582
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,840
Speaker 1: Thirty six President of the United States Lyndon B. Johnson's

1583
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:33,679
Speaker 1: had Johnson had two beagles. He named them him and

1584
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,120
Speaker 1: Her Jesus.

1585
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:35,759
Speaker 3: That's stupid.

1586
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:36,720
Speaker 5: I kind of like it.

1587
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,639
Speaker 1: During World War One, the British had five hundred thousand

1588
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 1: cats enlisted in the army, what, mostly to kill rats

1589
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,400
Speaker 1: on chips or bases.

1590
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard that one. That's fascinating.

1591
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:51,600
Speaker 4: Into one of those cats. Thank you for your Yeah,

1592
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:52,280
Speaker 4: I'm picturing.

1593
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:57,240
Speaker 1: I'm picturing. They got like little dog PAGs celebrate veterinarians.

1594
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:01,840
Speaker 1: One of them, named Simon, even got a Medal of

1595
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 1: Valor for surviving a brutal attack and continuing to kill

1596
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 1: rats and get ready to party. Today's National Answer Your

1597
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 1: Cat's Question Day designed to encourage cat owners to pay

1598
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:18,280
Speaker 1: closer attention to their feline companions subtle cues, behaviors, and

1599
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:22,160
Speaker 1: vocalizations to better understand the needs and deepen the bond

1600
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:25,960
Speaker 1: by imagining just what question? If your cat could talk,

1601
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,200
Speaker 1: it might ask.

1602
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,840
Speaker 5: I'd probably be wondering what the hell this baby thing

1603
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:31,719
Speaker 5: is at the house?

1604
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeahd imagine, Yeah, and maybe feed me more.

1605
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:37,120
Speaker 5: Yes, she's iffy about it.

1606
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:40,639
Speaker 3: You have to imagine what question your cat might ask. Wow,

1607
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,400
Speaker 3: I have no idea. I'm still picturing this cat on

1608
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,080
Speaker 3: a battleship in World War time.

1609
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what kind of attack did this cat get into?

1610
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 3: Well, like a probably a torpedo attack, you know, on

1611
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:56,000
Speaker 3: a ship, you know, or trade and fire with an airplane,

1612
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:58,000
Speaker 3: that kind of I'm sure that's what they mean. And

1613
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:01,719
Speaker 3: that that cat, I mean, what a lucky bastard. Everyone

1614
01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:04,360
Speaker 3: else on the boat is terrified for their lives, and

1615
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,040
Speaker 3: the cat, being a stupid cat, is just going wow

1616
01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 3: pretty loud around here.

1617
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,839
Speaker 5: And I was the soldier, I would be completely useless

1618
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,080
Speaker 5: because I'd be so focused on the well being of

1619
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:14,839
Speaker 5: all the cats.

1620
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 3: Are I would too? I think I probably would be

1621
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,760
Speaker 3: very protective of the animals.

1622
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,800
Speaker 4: Some guys dying bleeding out, and Ashley's protecting the.

1623
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 1: Cats, giving a cat mouth to the mouth.

1624
01:21:25,439 --> 01:21:28,320
Speaker 3: Ashley's got a ball of twine in the corner of

1625
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 3: the ship, playing with the cat.

1626
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,680
Speaker 1: Oh look at you guys see that? How do they

1627
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,040
Speaker 1: keep finding our ships? Well, Ashley's over there with a

1628
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:40,080
Speaker 1: laser pointer lighting up the deck, just to play with

1629
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:40,599
Speaker 1: the cats.

1630
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 3: Ball of yarn.

1631
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:47,200
Speaker 1: Netflix adds a new comedy series today titled Free Burt,

1632
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:52,679
Speaker 1: with comedian Burt Kreischer turning off Ashley, I'm excited turning

1633
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,880
Speaker 1: his stand up persona loose and scripted form.

1634
01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 3: Does he take his shirt off? So?

1635
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:01,639
Speaker 5: I don't think he he really does that too much anymore.

1636
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:05,240
Speaker 5: I guess sorry, I haven't really noticed, but he lost

1637
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 5: like a bunch of weight, so it's not as funny anymore.

1638
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're too You're too good a shape. It's

1639
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,519
Speaker 1: not funny. Yeah, you know, it's weird. I'm glad you

1640
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:18,759
Speaker 1: brought that up, because just this morning I was reading

1641
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:22,599
Speaker 1: a stat that airlines are predicted to save several hundred

1642
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:26,080
Speaker 1: million dollars a year because of ozempic. It's crazy with

1643
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 1: so many people losing weight and fuel costs.

1644
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 3: If that is bananas that somebody did that arithmetic, I know,

1645
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:35,479
Speaker 3: no kidding, We're worse.

1646
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:38,200
Speaker 1: I'd imagine it was the people who make ozempic. I

1647
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:38,519
Speaker 1: don't know.

1648
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,720
Speaker 3: A lot of us are really thinned out, aren't we

1649
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:43,000
Speaker 3: We're all dialed into that that ozempic.

1650
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:46,440
Speaker 1: The show follows Chrysler as he stumbled.

1651
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 3: Should probably try some of it.

1652
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 5: I don't do that, Josh.

1653
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm starting with diet and exercise. It's the last resort.

1654
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,520
Speaker 3: I'll shit you. I'll get you a bucket of that ozempic.

1655
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 1: The show follows Chryser as he stumbles through the polishedals

1656
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:03,360
Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills after his daughter's enroll at an ultra

1657
01:23:03,439 --> 01:23:08,080
Speaker 1: exclusive private school, forcing him to navigate high status snobs,

1658
01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:11,240
Speaker 1: social codes, and a world that treats his unfiltered family

1659
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,799
Speaker 1: mayhem as a minor event.

1660
01:23:13,080 --> 01:23:15,320
Speaker 3: Kind Of tired of watching Josh try to squeeze through

1661
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 3: the studio doors here every morning.

1662
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:19,960
Speaker 1: They're putting in bigger doors.

1663
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:23,559
Speaker 3: I did, Ashley and I recommended, bigger doors they're doing.

1664
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,600
Speaker 1: They're gonna do it. They won't buy us new microphones,

1665
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,080
Speaker 1: but they are going to make it easier to get

1666
01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:31,200
Speaker 1: in here. Tonight on HBO, part one of a two

1667
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 1: part special about the life and career of actor, comedian

1668
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:38,000
Speaker 1: and director Mel Brooks called mel Brooks the ninety nine

1669
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:38,719
Speaker 1: year Old Man.

1670
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:39,799
Speaker 3: He's still alive.

1671
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's still alive f me.

1672
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:41,599
Speaker 3: Running.

1673
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,599
Speaker 1: Part two airs tomorrow night and opening in limited release.

1674
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:49,120
Speaker 1: A new music documentary about the band Megadeath called Megadeath

1675
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:52,400
Speaker 1: Behind the Mask in theaters today only what.

1676
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 3: In movie theaters? Yeah, a movie about Megadeth, Yeah.

1677
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:58,519
Speaker 1: Yep f Me frontman Dave mus Dane reflects on forty

1678
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,639
Speaker 1: years of the band and the one only event featuring

1679
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,960
Speaker 1: career spanning interviews. He premieres the band's final album with

1680
01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:09,719
Speaker 1: exclusive track by track insights on their final studio album, Megadeth,

1681
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,840
Speaker 1: whose new album is released tomorrow.

1682
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,600
Speaker 3: You know won one Megadeath the song lyric that I

1683
01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,599
Speaker 3: just can't get over because I think it's so cool,

1684
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:20,439
Speaker 3: so cool sounding. I'm gonna say it, and you're gonna

1685
01:24:20,439 --> 01:24:22,799
Speaker 3: tell me the song, Josh, are you ready? I'm probably

1686
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:26,120
Speaker 3: not if it's a lyric Until All is Lost personal

1687
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:28,000
Speaker 3: Hollo cost.

1688
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell.

1689
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:31,560
Speaker 3: You Foreclosure of a dreaming.

1690
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:32,600
Speaker 1: I was even gonna guess that.

1691
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,720
Speaker 3: Hell do you not Foreclosure every Dream? I know?

1692
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:39,000
Speaker 1: Foreclosure every Dream? I love that song, but I yeah,

1693
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:39,640
Speaker 1: I did not know.

1694
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:42,800
Speaker 3: I thought I said that pretty. Dave like too not bad.

1695
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:44,240
Speaker 5: I liked whatever it was.

1696
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:47,519
Speaker 1: Wasn't that written about Minnesota farming or something?

1697
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 3: I think? Good question.

1698
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:49,479
Speaker 1: You've told us that at.

1699
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:54,720
Speaker 3: One until All is Lost personal Holly cost, Foreclosure of

1700
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:58,599
Speaker 3: a dream Mega Death. That's pretty good. Dave Mustaine right there,

1701
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,240
Speaker 3: if I could say so myself.

1702
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 1: Oh, Megadeath is opening for Iron Maiden this fall on

1703
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,439
Speaker 1: Maiden's Run for Your Lives World tour.

1704
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:09,400
Speaker 3: You're gonna cry like a child, oh I know, and

1705
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:10,360
Speaker 3: be right there with you.

1706
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 1: What a great show that's going to be at that.

1707
01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:14,080
Speaker 1: Plus I really want to check out that new Mystic

1708
01:25:14,120 --> 01:25:18,960
Speaker 1: Lake Amphitheater where that show will be held before we go,

1709
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:22,240
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry we're running so late. WNBA All star

1710
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:26,519
Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark Is twenty four, celebrity chef Guy Fieri fifty eight,

1711
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:30,160
Speaker 1: Exorcist star Linda Blair sixty seven, and original Journey singer

1712
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:33,439
Speaker 1: and Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Steve Perry seventy seven.

1713
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:37,040
Speaker 1: Steve Perry QA Jesus text in a shout out to

1714
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:40,080
Speaker 1: the Becker and Foley fire departments who fought a house

1715
01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,960
Speaker 1: fire last night. He said they got down about one

1716
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:46,920
Speaker 1: am this morning and quote, it was cold as f oh.

1717
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,040
Speaker 3: I bet it was. Is there a chance to add

1718
01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:52,080
Speaker 3: Steve Perry to that Maiden Megadeath program?

1719
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:54,400
Speaker 1: Can you imagine, like, yeah, he opens the whole show.

1720
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:55,839
Speaker 3: Just get me a bucket.

1721
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:58,960
Speaker 1: That's too much good stuff. One of way Jesus would

1722
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,320
Speaker 1: like to shout out the of Zimmerman. They had a

1723
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,479
Speaker 1: seven year old girl abducted last night. Maybe he saw

1724
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,439
Speaker 1: that story, yep, And he said, I think every citizen

1725
01:26:06,479 --> 01:26:09,360
Speaker 1: showed up looking and they did find that child safe, thankfully.

1726
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,400
Speaker 1: And I lay anything fuzzy flooring Jesus message the luthor

1727
01:26:13,479 --> 01:26:14,679
Speaker 1: Bloomington Kia text.

1728
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,439
Speaker 5: Line a happy did you just fall and die?

1729
01:26:16,479 --> 01:26:16,920
Speaker 1: Are you okay?

1730
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:18,920
Speaker 3: Dana? He has to go plug in the thing.

1731
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:21,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, should I go slower?

1732
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,760
Speaker 5: Yeah? Maybe give him some extra time.

1733
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:25,960
Speaker 1: And we've been running so late. He wanted to say

1734
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:32,800
Speaker 1: happy birthday to his cabin brother, Joe P. Where is he?

1735
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:35,400
Speaker 3: You want some more? I can sing some more Mega

1736
01:26:35,439 --> 01:26:36,840
Speaker 3: death to you. I can.

1737
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,480
Speaker 1: You can never have too much Mega.

1738
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,439
Speaker 3: Death is.

1739
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:46,000
Speaker 7: On the half last morning show, so Eric for that

1740
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 7: long time official, he's a good one.

1741
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:49,400
Speaker 1: He goes to the intermission.

1742
01:26:49,439 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 7: He watched the video and he says, oops, So what

1743
01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:55,040
Speaker 7: do you do when you come out before the kurd starts?

1744
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:58,280
Speaker 7: He says, Laine, bad, I missed that one. And when

1745
01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,559
Speaker 7: a ref says that you can't really be mad he'd

1746
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:02,080
Speaker 7: be frustrated, but he getting mad at him.

1747
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:03,240
Speaker 3: I screwed up.

1748
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:03,960
Speaker 1: I missed it.

1749
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:07,759
Speaker 6: We got to move on and so that recognition always goes.

1750
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:09,439
Speaker 3: A long way with the players. Oh, you bet it does.

1751
01:27:09,479 --> 01:27:13,760
Speaker 3: Hello Randy Shaver. Hello, Yeah, that little audio clip is

1752
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:19,519
Speaker 3: related to our our brosky, Marky Felino in that hockey

1753
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:22,479
Speaker 3: game the Pigs played in Montreal a night or two ago.

1754
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:25,280
Speaker 3: I didn't see this when it happened in real action,

1755
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:27,120
Speaker 3: but a lot of folks have been texting in that

1756
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:33,120
Speaker 3: you got to watch this video. Uh, Mark Fellino skating

1757
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:35,439
Speaker 3: around this way that way for the Pigs the other night.

1758
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:39,679
Speaker 3: He just straight up h He just straight up fell down.

1759
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:42,680
Speaker 3: It looked like he was tripped. The way he fell

1760
01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:47,120
Speaker 3: like a like a mite playing at six am at

1761
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:49,599
Speaker 3: your neighborhood rink. He just fell down for no good reason.

1762
01:27:49,720 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 3: Marcus did well. The referee imagined that a Canadian player

1763
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:58,080
Speaker 3: must have tripped him, calls a penalty on this Canadian player,

1764
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:00,439
Speaker 3: sends him to the penalty box. I ever seen a

1765
01:28:00,479 --> 01:28:04,320
Speaker 3: hockey player looks more confused than this. This Montreal player

1766
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,360
Speaker 3: was like, I think, I think you actually in the

1767
01:28:06,439 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 3: video you see him say to the ref me.

1768
01:28:10,040 --> 01:28:13,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't look mad. He was very confused. But

1769
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,599
Speaker 1: I mean there are certain angles. I saw a bunch

1770
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,680
Speaker 1: of videos from different angles, it kind of looked like

1771
01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:21,920
Speaker 1: that's what happened, but when you see like a good angle,

1772
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,200
Speaker 1: it's nowhere near close to what happened.

1773
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:27,920
Speaker 3: He wasn't anywhere near Filino. Felino just fell down. And

1774
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,640
Speaker 3: this is something, of course, we can talk to him

1775
01:28:29,640 --> 01:28:33,280
Speaker 3: about next week. And that's the audio of the play

1776
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:37,320
Speaker 3: by play guys discussing what happened the referee. What they

1777
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:41,600
Speaker 3: say his name is doesn't matter. The referee later on

1778
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:44,400
Speaker 3: skated up to Marcus our pardon me, skateed up to

1779
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,800
Speaker 3: the Canadian player who he called the penalty on and said, yeah,

1780
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:50,519
Speaker 3: I completely f that one up. I know you weren't

1781
01:28:50,560 --> 01:28:53,320
Speaker 3: anywhere near. Fully. That is one of the cool things

1782
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:57,400
Speaker 3: about NHL officials is they'll call themselves out pretty quickly

1783
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,639
Speaker 3: over a bad call, and everyone gets over it. Players

1784
01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 3: are able to get over it, especially when nothing happened

1785
01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:06,479
Speaker 3: as a result. And nothing did happen as the result

1786
01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:10,719
Speaker 3: of that situation in Montreal. We got it. We Marcus

1787
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:15,160
Speaker 3: has been a real center of attention lately. We're we're

1788
01:29:15,240 --> 01:29:17,280
Speaker 3: very much looking forward to talking to him next week.

1789
01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:19,240
Speaker 6: He's got a lot going on.

1790
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,280
Speaker 3: He's got a lot going on late, you know.

1791
01:29:21,320 --> 01:29:25,599
Speaker 6: The game, even the NBA, the games go so fast,

1792
01:29:25,880 --> 01:29:28,519
Speaker 6: the action happens so fast that I think you have

1793
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:31,680
Speaker 6: to give these officials a little bit of grace sometimes,

1794
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:34,960
Speaker 6: just because it is a very difficult thing to do

1795
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:39,080
Speaker 6: to officiate. I think in this day and age of

1796
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 6: professional sports, especially those two sports, things just happened so fast.

1797
01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:47,960
Speaker 3: You know, I have a very difficult time giving NBA

1798
01:29:48,080 --> 01:29:49,080
Speaker 3: officials any grace.

1799
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:51,200
Speaker 6: I know you do. I know you do, but I

1800
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,920
Speaker 6: still think that I struggle so badly with that. The

1801
01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:58,200
Speaker 6: game is just it's changed so much. It's just such

1802
01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,639
Speaker 6: a fast game now.

1803
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 3: Game in, game out. I struggle so badly with NBA officials.

1804
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 3: I'm trying. Randy Shaver, I understand, but I'm still gonna

1805
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:12,679
Speaker 3: call them the worst officials in the world today work

1806
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:18,120
Speaker 3: for the National Basketball Association. Back to hockey. The Pigs

1807
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:20,599
Speaker 3: play a home game tonight, not until around eight forty

1808
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:21,200
Speaker 3: five or so.

1809
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:23,560
Speaker 6: Yep, the Lake game tonight.

1810
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:25,480
Speaker 3: And they played Detroilet.

1811
01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:26,280
Speaker 1: Oh.

1812
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,920
Speaker 3: I understand. I haven't looked at the standings or anything,

1813
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:33,479
Speaker 3: but I understand the Red Wings are having a good year. Okay,

1814
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:37,439
Speaker 3: eight thirty eight forty five. Somewhere's in that neighborhood over

1815
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:44,160
Speaker 3: at the home rink, Pigs Red Wings. So maybe someone

1816
01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:46,320
Speaker 3: can tell me if you have the NHL standings in

1817
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:47,840
Speaker 3: front of you. I thought they were a first place

1818
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:48,479
Speaker 3: team for a year.

1819
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:50,960
Speaker 4: They're tied for first of the lightning in the Atlantic Division.

1820
01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that's good.

1821
01:30:52,479 --> 01:30:53,439
Speaker 3: There you go.

1822
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:55,679
Speaker 6: Didn't they just play last night?

1823
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:57,479
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

1824
01:30:57,680 --> 01:31:01,200
Speaker 6: Is this a back to back? Maybe the wild one

1825
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:04,719
Speaker 6: or excuse me, I'm talking about Detroit. I think they didn't.

1826
01:31:04,920 --> 01:31:07,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the Red Wings. They won in overtime last

1827
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:08,479
Speaker 4: night against the me.

1828
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:12,880
Speaker 6: You don't see back to backs too often in the

1829
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,000
Speaker 6: NHL anymore.

1830
01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:15,600
Speaker 4: Well, it goes that schedule thing where they got to

1831
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:18,479
Speaker 4: cram his games in as possible because of the Olympics

1832
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:18,880
Speaker 4: coming up.

1833
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:22,400
Speaker 3: Trying to get her done before the Olympics. Is the

1834
01:31:22,479 --> 01:31:28,439
Speaker 3: situation there in Okay, maybe Marcus will do something unique

1835
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:32,519
Speaker 3: tonight on the ice. Here's a little something, speaking of

1836
01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:41,040
Speaker 3: the Olympics. Florida Panthers defenseman Seth Jones will miss the Olympics.

1837
01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:46,080
Speaker 3: He's been a standout American defenseman for many years, has

1838
01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:49,120
Speaker 3: made quite a few of those international clubs, if my

1839
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:51,920
Speaker 3: memory serves me correct, correct, is how to say it.

1840
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:56,160
Speaker 3: He's hurt, he can't play. He'll be replaced on Team

1841
01:31:56,320 --> 01:32:01,840
Speaker 3: USA by Anaheim Ducks defenseman Jackson Lacombe from right here

1842
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:05,280
Speaker 3: in town. I believe went to Eastview High School. Yes,

1843
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:10,680
Speaker 3: that's true. Jackson Lacombe, the Pride, the Pride absolutely. Then

1844
01:32:10,720 --> 01:32:12,560
Speaker 3: he went to Shadduck. Then he went to the U.

1845
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:18,400
Speaker 3: So he'll be jumping in there with Brock, Faber and

1846
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:23,360
Speaker 3: Booger and some other characters playing on Team USA. What

1847
01:32:23,360 --> 01:32:25,200
Speaker 3: do you think about that, Randy Shaver, that's a nice

1848
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:29,920
Speaker 3: little awesome. More Minnesotans the better, nice little something. Uh,

1849
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:33,599
Speaker 3: this could be the liquor talking. But Seth Jones the

1850
01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:38,960
Speaker 3: son of Popeye Jones. No, yeah, I believe I'm correct

1851
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:44,559
Speaker 3: about that man, son or nephew of Popeye Jones. Popeye

1852
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:49,160
Speaker 3: joined Jones was a NBA player for a long time,

1853
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:52,200
Speaker 3: like a sixth man type player. Wasn't always a starter,

1854
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:55,920
Speaker 3: but came off the bench. Okay, and Seth became this

1855
01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:58,160
Speaker 3: terrific professional hockey player.

1856
01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, Seth and Caleb, both of his kids are a

1857
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:01,880
Speaker 4: professional hockey players.

1858
01:33:01,960 --> 01:33:03,600
Speaker 6: Right, really, there's too interesting?

1859
01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:03,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1860
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:10,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, Popeye Popeye, how do he wow? Listen to this

1861
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:13,800
Speaker 4: little fact I ran in Wikipedia. During Jones's tenure with

1862
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:16,960
Speaker 4: the Nuggets, his Popeye Jones, he approached Joe Sakic of

1863
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:20,040
Speaker 4: the Avalanche about his son playing ice hockey. Sackic advised

1864
01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:23,040
Speaker 4: the elder Jonson roll his sons and skating lessons first

1865
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:25,000
Speaker 4: before they just threw him out on the ice and

1866
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:25,839
Speaker 4: had played hockey.

1867
01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:30,160
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, okay, he approached Joe Sakic.

1868
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:33,080
Speaker 6: M m, well, he was in the he was in

1869
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:35,360
Speaker 6: one of the right cities to get his kids started

1870
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:38,880
Speaker 6: on hockey. Den could have been yeah, he could have

1871
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:42,040
Speaker 6: been playing for the Miami Heaters. Oh yeah, right, I

1872
01:33:42,160 --> 01:33:43,680
Speaker 6: mean if his kids had interest.

1873
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:45,600
Speaker 3: I bet you hockey's come a long way in the

1874
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:49,240
Speaker 3: last twenty five years in Colorado. M Oh yeah, I mean,

1875
01:33:49,240 --> 01:33:52,719
Speaker 3: I'll tell you this much. One of my best pals

1876
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:56,880
Speaker 3: now he had Yeah, one of my favorite people growing up.

1877
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:02,799
Speaker 3: Played on some hockey teams together. He cared more about

1878
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:07,280
Speaker 3: his drugs than honing his hockey skills. This friend of mine,

1879
01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:11,160
Speaker 3: but just a wonderful guy. We always had a riot.

1880
01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:15,720
Speaker 3: This is early nineties. He moved to Colorado, so the

1881
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:19,200
Speaker 3: Avalanche weren't a thing yet, not until when did they

1882
01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:21,280
Speaker 3: move from Quebec ninety six?

1883
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:22,320
Speaker 4: Round there yet?

1884
01:34:22,439 --> 01:34:28,040
Speaker 3: Right? So this Palamine, who again decent hockey player, nothing spectacular,

1885
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:33,559
Speaker 3: moves to Colorado and joins a men's league and he's

1886
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:39,439
Speaker 3: dangling fools like he is Joe Sakik, Right, He's wiping

1887
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:43,800
Speaker 3: the floor with these fools in this Colorado men's hockey league.

1888
01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:46,600
Speaker 3: He had dudes pull them aside, saying, yeah, where'd you

1889
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:49,120
Speaker 3: go to college? Where'd you play hockey? He's like, dude,

1890
01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:53,840
Speaker 3: I didn't. I played nowhere, but at least thirty five

1891
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:56,640
Speaker 3: years ago whatever this is, thirty years ago, that was

1892
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:59,920
Speaker 3: the difference I think between the average Minnesota hockey player

1893
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:02,080
Speaker 3: and the average Colorado hockey player.

1894
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:02,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes sense.

1895
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:07,360
Speaker 3: I bet that's changed dramatically with that professional club being

1896
01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:08,439
Speaker 3: in town for so long.

1897
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:11,280
Speaker 4: We were talking about Popeye Jones, former NBA players, got

1898
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:13,840
Speaker 4: two kids in the NHL. Here locally, obviously, we know

1899
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:16,759
Speaker 4: who Trent Tucker is. His kids are huge into hockey,

1900
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:19,040
Speaker 4: and he's turned into a hockey dad now, and he

1901
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:21,559
Speaker 4: talks about he goes never in a million years when

1902
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:26,080
Speaker 4: I think I'd be spending this much time in ice arenas.

1903
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,160
Speaker 3: One of my favorite people ever, Randy Shaver.

1904
01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:31,519
Speaker 6: Trent Tucker for sure great, one of the nicest guys ever,

1905
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:36,400
Speaker 6: A fun listen for NBA analysis. When he was doing

1906
01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:37,920
Speaker 6: Timberwolves games.

1907
01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:40,040
Speaker 3: Was there anything better than when he and Kevin Harlan?

1908
01:35:43,040 --> 01:35:48,519
Speaker 3: And my favorite thing about Trent Tucker were his hard rs. Yes,

1909
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:53,040
Speaker 3: he had very hard rs in his delivery. And that's

1910
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:56,240
Speaker 3: why I was rolling on the floor watching the Wolves

1911
01:35:56,320 --> 01:36:01,080
Speaker 3: years ago when he said, Terry Porter, Porter is a

1912
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:03,479
Speaker 3: very important three point shooter.

1913
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,320
Speaker 6: You got a lot of them in Yes, he was

1914
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,760
Speaker 6: the He was the color analyst for a lot of

1915
01:36:09,800 --> 01:36:12,560
Speaker 6: the Kevin Garnet games. He was fabulous.

1916
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:17,280
Speaker 3: M hm all right. So we were wondering, allowed a

1917
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:20,080
Speaker 3: day or two ago, whether or not this brutal cold

1918
01:36:20,120 --> 01:36:23,479
Speaker 3: that's headed our way was gonna bone all this hockey

1919
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:24,520
Speaker 3: day in Minnesota.

1920
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:26,439
Speaker 6: Jibber jay rstings.

1921
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:29,960
Speaker 3: I still haven't heard a word unless I'm missing something.

1922
01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:32,599
Speaker 6: I think they're I think they're gearing up to play everything.

1923
01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:34,960
Speaker 5: That's crazy.

1924
01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:35,599
Speaker 3: They can't.

1925
01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:39,400
Speaker 1: But there's like some pond hockey stuff they canceled. Yeah,

1926
01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:42,360
Speaker 1: and some of like the hoopla around that exactly has

1927
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:43,120
Speaker 1: been canceled.

1928
01:36:43,439 --> 01:36:46,280
Speaker 3: We can tell you this much. The first two days

1929
01:36:46,280 --> 01:36:49,920
Speaker 3: of the United States Pond Hockey Championships have been canceled

1930
01:36:50,479 --> 01:36:53,639
Speaker 3: due to this Grandma killing cold that's on the way.

1931
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,719
Speaker 4: That tournament seems to get boned every year.

1932
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,200
Speaker 3: It's either too hot or too cold.

1933
01:36:57,280 --> 01:36:58,639
Speaker 6: Does You're right? It does.

1934
01:36:58,800 --> 01:37:01,559
Speaker 3: A beer party was played for tonight and over the

1935
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:04,920
Speaker 3: hill Donkeys. We're supposed to start playing pond hockey tomorrow morning,

1936
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:08,080
Speaker 3: but the organizers don't want anybody dropping dead, so they

1937
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,479
Speaker 3: put a lid on it. Teams are gonna vote it,

1938
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:15,080
Speaker 3: says here on an updated schedule, and they'll go from there.

1939
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:21,840
Speaker 3: But they can't put these high school kids out on

1940
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:24,639
Speaker 3: a freaking rink when it's forty below zero winds.

1941
01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:27,200
Speaker 6: Haven't they already started some of those though some of

1942
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:28,639
Speaker 6: those seats have played, right.

1943
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:34,800
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about come tonight through Sunday, right. I mean,

1944
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:38,519
Speaker 3: I don't care who you are, I know. I mean,

1945
01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:40,840
Speaker 3: I got plenty of buddies who have high school age kids,

1946
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:42,960
Speaker 3: some of them who play high school hockey. I can't

1947
01:37:42,960 --> 01:37:45,160
Speaker 3: think of one of them who's gonna put on his

1948
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:48,759
Speaker 3: little Wisetta hat and sit outside when it's forty degrees

1949
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:52,720
Speaker 3: below zero to watch their kid play, right, that would

1950
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:55,479
Speaker 3: be great. So I'll be shocked if they actually go

1951
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:58,960
Speaker 3: through with this on Saturday, when the main hockey day.

1952
01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:02,320
Speaker 3: You know, kicks and what do they got here? Hastings

1953
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:07,639
Speaker 3: versus someone called Park Hastings versus east Ridge who clearly

1954
01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:10,320
Speaker 3: has the advantage. Right, Oh no, you went to east

1955
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:20,520
Speaker 3: U Sorry, rock Ridge Saint Thomas Academy. There's no way.

1956
01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:22,960
Speaker 3: But we'll see. I know, if I was running things,

1957
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:23,719
Speaker 3: i'd say.

1958
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:27,960
Speaker 6: No, what is the projected low for Saturday?

1959
01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:33,599
Speaker 3: Like regular temperature like twelve thirteen below wind chill thirty

1960
01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:34,559
Speaker 3: five forty below.

1961
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:38,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's got to be a cutoff there. There's got

1962
01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:43,240
Speaker 6: to be. So again, they when they send cross country

1963
01:38:43,280 --> 01:38:45,720
Speaker 6: skiers out in some events and it gets to a

1964
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:48,639
Speaker 6: certain point, they just say, no, we're not doing it. Yeah.

1965
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:51,719
Speaker 1: I know some schools have said they're going to close.

1966
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:57,200
Speaker 3: Don't you anticipate you anticipate that you're my godson school.

1967
01:38:57,240 --> 01:38:59,000
Speaker 3: Do you anticipate they'll call it tomorrow?

1968
01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:02,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. So there was like a meeting last night, unrelated.

1969
01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:04,320
Speaker 1: It was just kind of like a high school before

1970
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:07,240
Speaker 1: high school parents meeting, and they mentioned, don't be surprised

1971
01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:10,599
Speaker 1: if on Friday because they're supposed to start registering if

1972
01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:14,000
Speaker 1: on Friday we close the school. Yeah, so they're certainly

1973
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:15,800
Speaker 1: saying it's a possibility.

1974
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:18,760
Speaker 3: And a few people are texting in. When we had

1975
01:39:18,760 --> 01:39:20,920
Speaker 3: this conversation a couple of days ago, we know a

1976
01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:22,680
Speaker 3: few people they are texting in, Well, what about this

1977
01:39:22,760 --> 01:39:25,160
Speaker 3: hockey Day from seven years ago? It was twenty below?

1978
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:27,920
Speaker 3: What about this one? Yeah, we had that conversation. They

1979
01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:32,160
Speaker 3: have played in some pretty ridiculous conditions for this little,

1980
01:39:32,720 --> 01:39:37,920
Speaker 3: happy ass hockey Day thing. But I don't know. I

1981
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:40,559
Speaker 3: just think it's going to be just too much to

1982
01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:44,000
Speaker 3: ask of kids and parents and the people who have

1983
01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:48,080
Speaker 3: to work the dude on the zampire. I think about

1984
01:39:48,520 --> 01:39:50,439
Speaker 3: the people tearing tickets and whatnot.

1985
01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:56,080
Speaker 6: It's just keep in mind, Nick that these communities, it's

1986
01:39:56,160 --> 01:39:59,640
Speaker 6: like a two year process. You're named Hockey Day min

1987
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:03,559
Speaker 6: a host like two years ago. So they so Hastings

1988
01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:06,080
Speaker 6: has been planning this for I have a buddy he

1989
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:09,960
Speaker 6: does the Brainerd I think is next year? Yeah up

1990
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:13,040
Speaker 6: in Brainerd. Well, they've been planning for like two years.

1991
01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:17,160
Speaker 6: So I mean, imagine planning for all this time to

1992
01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:21,120
Speaker 6: have this great event in your community. And yeah, we

1993
01:40:21,160 --> 01:40:23,599
Speaker 6: all know that the weather can be a factor in

1994
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:26,640
Speaker 6: just about every outdoor sporting event in Minnesota. It just

1995
01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:30,160
Speaker 6: depends on the time of year. But how disappointing is

1996
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:32,479
Speaker 6: that going to be for the people that put all

1997
01:40:32,479 --> 01:40:36,240
Speaker 6: this together hoping to get big crowds and get a

1998
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:39,479
Speaker 6: lot of fanfare and then you know, have this in

1999
01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:43,760
Speaker 6: your community and then it basically could get wiped out

2000
01:40:43,880 --> 01:40:45,559
Speaker 6: basic because of the cold.

2001
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. Someone texted in and said that what days are today? Thursday?

2002
01:40:51,280 --> 01:40:54,680
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's events have already been canceled. I don't know if

2003
01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:57,400
Speaker 3: that's true, but that's just one text message that came in,

2004
01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:01,480
Speaker 3: speaking of cold. I'm pushing this on everybody. Pushed on Josh,

2005
01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:04,200
Speaker 3: Dana and Ashley already. Randy, you got a lot of

2006
01:41:04,200 --> 01:41:09,200
Speaker 3: downtime over there at the Gray Hair Hotel. A movie

2007
01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:15,480
Speaker 3: called a movie called Society of the Snow. It's on Netflix.

2008
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:19,920
Speaker 3: I found it the other night. It's a grittier, more

2009
01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:24,360
Speaker 3: real telling of the story of the Uruguayan soccer team

2010
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:28,719
Speaker 3: that crashed into the Andes Mountains. It's a great movie.

2011
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:32,280
Speaker 6: I know how that ends, so I know what ends.

2012
01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:36,360
Speaker 3: Wonderfully it does they, I mean it does. It has

2013
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:41,040
Speaker 3: a glorious ending. Someone texted because I talked about it

2014
01:41:41,080 --> 01:41:42,880
Speaker 3: a couple of days ago. Someone texted and said, hey,

2015
01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:44,559
Speaker 3: they tried the movie, but they had to turn it

2016
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:47,040
Speaker 3: off when there was a scene where one of the

2017
01:41:47,040 --> 01:41:52,920
Speaker 3: players is so hungry he's eating his own scabs. Oh yeah,

2018
01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:56,280
Speaker 3: I think I'm good players being rugby players on the

2019
01:41:56,320 --> 01:42:00,720
Speaker 3: crashed airplane, not on the ball field. We got someone, you.

2020
01:42:00,720 --> 01:42:08,599
Speaker 1: Guys grow up with a scab eater so gross. Yeah,

2021
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,880
Speaker 1: there's a kid in my class. And no shame he

2022
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:13,280
Speaker 1: didn't bother him. It didn't. He didn't care what anybody said.

2023
01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:14,840
Speaker 1: He wanted that scab and he wanted it.

2024
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:17,640
Speaker 3: Now. I witnessed some scab eating. I did, Josh, but

2025
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:20,360
Speaker 3: I did. We didn't have that kid who was known

2026
01:42:20,479 --> 01:42:23,599
Speaker 3: for it. And by the way, my buddy Dougie fell

2027
01:42:23,640 --> 01:42:26,519
Speaker 3: for it. He texted in and said, Jackson Lecombe went

2028
01:42:26,560 --> 01:42:32,160
Speaker 3: to Eden Prairie, settled down, Douggie. It's a sorry, Dougie,

2029
01:42:32,200 --> 01:42:36,439
Speaker 3: it's a joke. We always determine every famous athlete from

2030
01:42:36,479 --> 01:42:39,000
Speaker 3: Minnesota that made it big. They all went to Eastview.

2031
01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:43,280
Speaker 4: It started with the Jones brothers, Tias and Trey Jones,

2032
01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:45,759
Speaker 4: and it got to the point where my eighth grade

2033
01:42:45,880 --> 01:42:48,920
Speaker 4: history teacher is now an assistant principal at Apple Valley

2034
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:51,599
Speaker 4: High School, and he said, he goes, he got an

2035
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:55,120
Speaker 4: email from some old timers, like there's some punk on

2036
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:58,720
Speaker 4: the ninety three X show that claims Tias Jones went

2037
01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:02,920
Speaker 4: to Eastview. You need do something about it, and.

2038
01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:05,920
Speaker 1: Especially with some of these it's so well known. Yeah,

2039
01:43:05,960 --> 01:43:08,240
Speaker 1: they went to high school exactly. Yeah, I'm pretty obvious

2040
01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:09,360
Speaker 1: you're being sarcastic.

2041
01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:11,679
Speaker 4: So when he emailed me that, he goes, I figured

2042
01:43:11,680 --> 01:43:13,320
Speaker 4: it was you on the show that was doing it,

2043
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:15,240
Speaker 4: and he goes, you'd get a kick out of it

2044
01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:17,280
Speaker 4: because he knew me, He knew my sense of humor

2045
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:17,960
Speaker 4: back in the day.

2046
01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:18,920
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny.

2047
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, Neil Broughton, Eastview, Eastview, Yes, all right. I just

2048
01:43:22,560 --> 01:43:24,360
Speaker 3: got a text message from a friend of mine who

2049
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:27,480
Speaker 3: knows some things and says they're playing the game Saturday,

2050
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:31,160
Speaker 3: and the organizers of Hockey Day and Minnesota have said

2051
01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:34,480
Speaker 3: there's going to be heated tents and fire pits available

2052
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:39,760
Speaker 3: throughout the joint to try to keep you from dropping dead. Okay, wait,

2053
01:43:39,840 --> 01:43:42,599
Speaker 3: do you see the rosy cheeks on those frigging kids?

2054
01:43:43,439 --> 01:43:45,160
Speaker 6: Tom tis the hundred?

2055
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody said they just want to see Kevin Gorgan

2056
01:43:48,400 --> 01:43:49,959
Speaker 1: a scarf. They think it'd be adorable.

2057
01:43:50,360 --> 01:43:54,400
Speaker 3: I could imagine that they're all going to have that

2058
01:43:54,600 --> 01:43:58,639
Speaker 3: Tom Coughlin NFC title game herpie face.

2059
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:06,920
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, grass Janitor Jesus said he works with outdoor Zamboni,

2060
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:10,040
Speaker 1: the Zamboni outdoors, and he said when he gets that cold,

2061
01:44:10,080 --> 01:44:12,840
Speaker 1: they're even hard to operate. They don't run very well.

2062
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:16,880
Speaker 3: I'm sure it can. Nothing runs right when it's thirty below.

2063
01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:25,560
Speaker 3: There you go, all right, Randy Shaver Tonight Timberwow Chicago

2064
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:29,200
Speaker 3: Bull timberwol seven o'clock over there.

2065
01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:32,400
Speaker 6: Will they make a deal while the Bulls are in town?

2066
01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:33,479
Speaker 3: Well, we covered that.

2067
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:36,519
Speaker 6: I will they make a deal, I'd be.

2068
01:44:37,560 --> 01:44:40,200
Speaker 3: I'd be excited to see it done. I don't. Yeah,

2069
01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:43,679
Speaker 3: don't know so much it will happen, but yeah.

2070
01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:48,320
Speaker 6: Speaking if anything else, people can get a up close

2071
01:44:48,479 --> 01:44:52,840
Speaker 6: view at what the potential players could be. I mean,

2072
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:55,880
Speaker 6: Trey Jones is being talked about. You know, we've talked

2073
01:44:56,240 --> 01:45:01,959
Speaker 6: We've talked about Kobe White yep. So we'll see.

2074
01:45:02,680 --> 01:45:05,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of all that, you've heard this tune before,

2075
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:09,960
Speaker 3: But what the hell will letter buck Yard Barker came

2076
01:45:10,040 --> 01:45:14,000
Speaker 3: up with the five playoff caliber NBA teams that can't

2077
01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:18,759
Speaker 3: afford to stand pat yep at the February fifth trade deadline,

2078
01:45:18,760 --> 01:45:21,320
Speaker 3: and they brought up the Timberwolves point guard situation, and

2079
01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:26,880
Speaker 3: they mentioned Trey Jones, and they mentioned LaMelo Ball and

2080
01:45:27,120 --> 01:45:30,479
Speaker 3: John Murrant. But here's the one that I like the

2081
01:45:30,560 --> 01:45:33,960
Speaker 3: most because I just proclaimed him my new favorite player

2082
01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:36,920
Speaker 3: in the NBA I think just a week ago. Dennis Schroeder,

2083
01:45:38,080 --> 01:45:40,679
Speaker 3: who currently plays for the Sacmental Kings. And the reason

2084
01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:43,040
Speaker 3: why I declared him my new favorite NBA player is

2085
01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:45,960
Speaker 3: he's the guy who tried to punch baby nuts in

2086
01:45:46,040 --> 01:45:50,519
Speaker 3: the mouth. Yeah, so yes, bring Dennis Schrader, Schroeder, whatever,

2087
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:54,360
Speaker 3: bring him here, and I want to watch him beat though.

2088
01:45:54,439 --> 01:45:56,680
Speaker 6: I think I think the I think the Wolves are

2089
01:45:56,720 --> 01:45:59,959
Speaker 6: looking for more of a long term solution at that position.

2090
01:46:00,240 --> 01:46:01,800
Speaker 6: Shrewder wouldn't be that guy.

2091
01:46:02,040 --> 01:46:06,679
Speaker 3: No, Well, here's what the article says. The Wolves simply

2092
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:10,920
Speaker 3: need a professional who can defend competently, knock down open shots,

2093
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:13,639
Speaker 3: and organize the offense when Anthony Edwards needs a breather.

2094
01:46:15,200 --> 01:46:17,839
Speaker 3: But you're right, I think in the grand scheme of things,

2095
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 3: they they could really use a twenty four year old Yep,

2096
01:46:22,200 --> 01:46:25,160
Speaker 3: point guard that will stick around for years. Easier said

2097
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:26,160
Speaker 3: than done.

2098
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:31,320
Speaker 6: Correct the article. They thought Dillingham might be that guy,

2099
01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:35,599
Speaker 6: but at Paris that he's not going to be. So. Yeah,

2100
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:37,960
Speaker 6: the Wolves are in a position right now. They've lost,

2101
01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:40,200
Speaker 6: They've lost three in a row. They've dropped to the

2102
01:46:40,280 --> 01:46:44,880
Speaker 6: seventh spot in the West. Yeah, they're they're trailing the

2103
01:46:44,960 --> 01:46:47,519
Speaker 6: Nuggets by two games, and the Nuggets have been without

2104
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:50,719
Speaker 6: Jokics for like two weeks, so they haven't been able

2105
01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:53,320
Speaker 6: to take advantage of Denver being shorthanded.

2106
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:55,719
Speaker 3: A little bit of a skid happening right here, yep.

2107
01:46:55,960 --> 01:46:58,880
Speaker 6: So this is a it's a big, big stretch here

2108
01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:00,599
Speaker 6: for the Wolves to try to get this thing back

2109
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:01,360
Speaker 6: on track.

2110
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:04,519
Speaker 3: Especially that terrible fourth quarter they had against Utah. Ooh.

2111
01:47:04,560 --> 01:47:07,360
Speaker 3: The Miratcle also mentions Randy Shaver, you know, the not

2112
01:47:07,400 --> 01:47:10,080
Speaker 3: the Twins, but the timberwol really could go for it

2113
01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:14,600
Speaker 3: and make a deal with Portland for Drew Holiday.

2114
01:47:15,800 --> 01:47:19,479
Speaker 6: Again, not a long term solution, nas reed, No way, no,

2115
01:47:19,560 --> 01:47:20,920
Speaker 6: of course, not no way.

2116
01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:22,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, Drew Holliday's pushing forty.

2117
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:25,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not a long term solution.

2118
01:47:26,520 --> 01:47:29,840
Speaker 3: Catfishing Jesus texted in don't get Dennis Schroeder. He's a

2119
01:47:29,920 --> 01:47:33,479
Speaker 3: dud dude. I don't need him to play basketball very well.

2120
01:47:33,720 --> 01:47:37,439
Speaker 3: I need him to knock baby nuts out cold and

2121
01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:40,880
Speaker 3: the next time the Lakers play here in town, and

2122
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:45,160
Speaker 3: then they can do whatever they want with him. I

2123
01:47:45,200 --> 01:47:49,439
Speaker 3: love you catfishing Jesus, sorry, but I don't need him

2124
01:47:49,439 --> 01:47:50,280
Speaker 3: to play basketball.

2125
01:47:50,320 --> 01:47:53,080
Speaker 1: He's very knowledgeable about basketball, for sure, and many other

2126
01:47:53,120 --> 01:47:53,919
Speaker 1: things that imagine.

2127
01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:57,120
Speaker 3: He actually got me a nas Reed automograph not that long.

2128
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:01,840
Speaker 3: One NBA team beat the fifty four points last night.

2129
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:04,960
Speaker 6: Well that's the Knicks deciding they were going to play

2130
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:08,040
Speaker 6: basketball after getting foods so badly by their fans the

2131
01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:08,519
Speaker 6: other night.

2132
01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:11,040
Speaker 3: Fifty four points.

2133
01:48:11,600 --> 01:48:15,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Brooklyn's a sad state of affairs. They

2134
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:19,519
Speaker 6: beat the Wolves, that's well again, I know this is

2135
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:24,719
Speaker 6: the wolve's issue. Yeah right. They lose about ten games

2136
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:29,760
Speaker 6: a year to bad teams. Yeah, they just do. It's

2137
01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:31,400
Speaker 6: just it's frustrating.

2138
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,519
Speaker 3: Hey, Randy Shaver, something we were talking about earlier. You

2139
01:48:35,560 --> 01:48:38,280
Speaker 3: ever find anything in your food You're out at a restaurant,

2140
01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:40,880
Speaker 3: you're having some dinner. You find a hair or a thumbnail,

2141
01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:43,640
Speaker 3: or a band aid or a tampon or a dead rat.

2142
01:48:43,439 --> 01:48:47,200
Speaker 6: Or a oh gross, all of it. I have once

2143
01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:48,960
Speaker 6: in a while, but not lately.

2144
01:48:49,120 --> 01:48:52,160
Speaker 3: Why any because we were having the conversation earlier about

2145
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,479
Speaker 3: things we found in our food. I once had to

2146
01:48:54,960 --> 01:48:59,160
Speaker 3: unwrap what appeared to be one of Crystal gals hairs

2147
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:01,720
Speaker 3: out of it. And only if you're older, do you

2148
01:49:03,120 --> 01:49:05,639
Speaker 3: Crystal Gaale was a country singer back in the eighties

2149
01:49:05,680 --> 01:49:09,760
Speaker 3: who had hair down to her angles. But I once

2150
01:49:09,960 --> 01:49:12,040
Speaker 3: pulled with my hands, I pulled the hair.

2151
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:14,439
Speaker 4: I think Randy caught that reference.

2152
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:18,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I pulled the hair out of my meal

2153
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:20,400
Speaker 3: that had wrapped all the way around the meat loaf

2154
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:23,280
Speaker 3: to where when I was pulling the hair out, the

2155
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:25,960
Speaker 3: meat loaf was rolling on the plate like a yo

2156
01:49:26,120 --> 01:49:28,800
Speaker 3: yell like a yo yo, and it went through the

2157
01:49:28,880 --> 01:49:32,160
Speaker 3: mashed potatoes in the green bach. So Josh found, what

2158
01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:36,600
Speaker 3: did you find in a glass glass tinfoil?

2159
01:49:37,840 --> 01:49:41,200
Speaker 1: Certainly hair were a lot of hair. Yeah, probably experienced that.

2160
01:49:41,360 --> 01:49:43,439
Speaker 3: Check this out, Randy, Okay, maybe you don't have a story,

2161
01:49:43,439 --> 01:49:45,280
Speaker 3: but check this out. This was a text that came

2162
01:49:45,320 --> 01:49:48,120
Speaker 3: in in middle school. A listener says, I had a

2163
01:49:48,160 --> 01:49:51,200
Speaker 3: spider and and please don't do the easy sex joke

2164
01:49:51,320 --> 01:49:54,720
Speaker 3: because this is a traumatic moment that a listener is

2165
01:49:54,760 --> 01:49:56,880
Speaker 3: still trying to get. I know there's an easy joke here,

2166
01:49:56,920 --> 01:50:01,000
Speaker 3: but to save it. In middle school, a spider crawled

2167
01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:09,719
Speaker 3: out of my taco. Di dude, he's holding the taco.

2168
01:50:09,840 --> 01:50:11,599
Speaker 3: A spider crawls out of his taco.

2169
01:50:11,720 --> 01:50:12,400
Speaker 1: That's gross.

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01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:14,760
Speaker 3: Okay, all right?

2171
01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:15,880
Speaker 6: Yeah bug?

2172
01:50:16,280 --> 01:50:16,800
Speaker 1: Not a fan?

2173
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:18,800
Speaker 3: Bug? Yeah you don't like bug?

2174
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:21,080
Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, not at all.

2175
01:50:21,240 --> 01:50:23,439
Speaker 1: I mentioned before. I'll eat around pretty much anything, but

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01:50:23,560 --> 01:50:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm throwing that away. If there's a bug in.

2177
01:50:25,560 --> 01:50:30,000
Speaker 3: You run the other way. Yeah, bug, Which again is

2178
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:32,439
Speaker 3: odd because, as we've covered many times before, you grew

2179
01:50:32,520 --> 01:50:33,960
Speaker 3: up surrounded by insects.

2180
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's something to do with it. I grew

2181
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:38,320
Speaker 1: up in Minneapolis basement. I'm covered in them pretty much

2182
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:40,679
Speaker 1: every time I woke up, and like it was pretty

2183
01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:43,080
Speaker 1: it was like a wildlife show. There were so many

2184
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:44,080
Speaker 1: different varieties.

2185
01:50:44,280 --> 01:50:46,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, and me too. But I'm I'm kind of like

2186
01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:48,920
Speaker 3: a beast master. I'm kind of like a bug master.

2187
01:50:49,120 --> 01:50:51,200
Speaker 3: I fear none of them. It's almost like I was

2188
01:50:51,280 --> 01:50:51,920
Speaker 3: raised with.

2189
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:54,240
Speaker 5: Them, so they're a part of your family.

2190
01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:58,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I fear no bug. Apparently this time it's for reals.

2191
01:50:58,200 --> 01:51:01,760
Speaker 3: He's Randy shaver. Dick Mountain is all done playing baseball.

2192
01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:03,400
Speaker 6: Oh boy, end of an era.

2193
01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:07,680
Speaker 3: And they say, here is what forty five years old

2194
01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:12,240
Speaker 3: Rich Hill, otherwise known as Dick Mountain had a cup

2195
01:51:12,280 --> 01:51:13,800
Speaker 3: of coffee here with the twins, But he's had a

2196
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,320
Speaker 3: cup of coffee with damn near everybody. They say his

2197
01:51:17,360 --> 01:51:23,040
Speaker 3: career may never be replicated. Now he's looking to coach

2198
01:51:23,120 --> 01:51:25,000
Speaker 3: or something along those lines, and I'm sure he'd make

2199
01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:25,519
Speaker 3: a good one.

2200
01:51:25,960 --> 01:51:27,559
Speaker 6: Probably he's seen a lot.

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01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:33,840
Speaker 3: Twenty one seasons, he pitched in virtually every imaginable role.

2202
01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:40,599
Speaker 3: It says here, despite averaging just eighty nine point two

2203
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:45,800
Speaker 3: miles per hour on his Dick Mountain fastball twenty one years,

2204
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:49,280
Speaker 3: he lasted in the bigs. Even this past season he

2205
01:51:49,920 --> 01:51:52,080
Speaker 3: pitched a few winnings for the Kansas City Royals.

2206
01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:55,360
Speaker 6: Well. One of the things that allows him to do that,

2207
01:51:55,479 --> 01:51:58,080
Speaker 6: we see that a lot in baseball is he's left handed.

2208
01:51:57,960 --> 01:51:59,919
Speaker 3: Right and he had an incredible curveball.

2209
01:52:00,320 --> 01:52:04,200
Speaker 6: Yep, left handed pitchers last much longer than right handed pitchers,

2210
01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:06,479
Speaker 6: at least it feels that way. Seems that way.

2211
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:10,320
Speaker 3: Let me give you the rundown on Dick Mountain. Starting

2212
01:52:10,840 --> 01:52:14,040
Speaker 3: in the year two thousand and five. Here are the

2213
01:52:14,080 --> 01:52:19,840
Speaker 3: teams that he played for, in order, Chicago Cubs, Baltimore Orioles,

2214
01:52:19,880 --> 01:52:23,600
Speaker 3: Boston Red Sox, Cleveland Indians, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

2215
01:52:23,600 --> 01:52:26,360
Speaker 3: and the Greater Orange County Area Public and Parochial, New

2216
01:52:26,439 --> 01:52:30,759
Speaker 3: York Yankees, Boston Red Sox Again, Oakland Athletics, Los Angeles Dodgers,

2217
01:52:30,760 --> 01:52:33,720
Speaker 3: Minnesota Twins, Tampa Bay Raised, New York Match, Boston Red

2218
01:52:33,720 --> 01:52:36,840
Speaker 3: Sox again, Pittsburgh Pirates, San Diego Pod Raised, Boston Red

2219
01:52:36,880 --> 01:52:38,280
Speaker 3: Sox again, Kansas City Royals.

2220
01:52:38,960 --> 01:52:40,840
Speaker 4: Magic's one of those guys are in his basement. He

2221
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:43,880
Speaker 4: has a jersey for every team he played for. Hung up, Yeah,

2222
01:52:43,880 --> 01:52:45,880
Speaker 4: it'd be pretty big. Bass friggin wallpaper.

2223
01:52:45,960 --> 01:52:47,800
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah.

2224
01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:51,000
Speaker 3: Dick Mountain, the one and only Dick Mountain. Did you

2225
01:52:51,000 --> 01:52:55,360
Speaker 3: ever hear the song? No, it's because there isn't one.

2226
01:52:56,520 --> 01:53:02,000
Speaker 3: I'm a fan. Good for him. Wow, that's great. Twenty

2227
01:53:02,080 --> 01:53:08,519
Speaker 3: one years all right, on to football. Suppose tomorrow we

2228
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,680
Speaker 3: can talk about those title games a little bit if

2229
01:53:10,720 --> 01:53:20,960
Speaker 3: you like. Buffalo Bill's. Buffalo Bill's owner Tayley Terry Pegula Pegula, Yeah,

2230
01:53:21,320 --> 01:53:25,639
Speaker 3: Terry Pegula an interesting name. He was recently asked why

2231
01:53:25,680 --> 01:53:29,520
Speaker 3: he decided to fire head coach Corky McDougall.

2232
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:33,920
Speaker 4: Over there, Sean mcdermahb McDermott, well just kind of looked

2233
01:53:33,960 --> 01:53:34,800
Speaker 4: like a kirky though.

2234
01:53:34,920 --> 01:53:37,920
Speaker 3: Corky McDougall. Yeah, A lot of folks thought that the

2235
01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:42,040
Speaker 3: owner's answer was pretty amusing. Now, the Buffalo Bill's owner

2236
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:47,480
Speaker 3: admitted that the McDougall firing was because of the playoff

2237
01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:50,280
Speaker 3: loss to the Denver Broncos. And here's what he said.

2238
01:53:50,280 --> 01:53:52,439
Speaker 3: He said, my decision to move on at head coach

2239
01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:57,920
Speaker 3: was based on the results in Denver. He also cited

2240
01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:02,599
Speaker 3: the emotional reaction of quarterback Josh Allen after the game

2241
01:54:02,680 --> 01:54:08,280
Speaker 3: was over. The owner's quote was, I saw the pain

2242
01:54:08,320 --> 01:54:11,000
Speaker 3: and emotion on Josh Allen's face in the locker room.

2243
01:54:11,640 --> 01:54:15,680
Speaker 3: I saw that he had given us everything he had. Now,

2244
01:54:15,720 --> 01:54:19,200
Speaker 3: what folks find so funny about that garbage is that

2245
01:54:19,680 --> 01:54:22,679
Speaker 3: when you look at the ballgame, most of the blame

2246
01:54:22,720 --> 01:54:25,120
Speaker 3: for the loss probably should go on the shoulders of

2247
01:54:25,200 --> 01:54:29,160
Speaker 3: Josh Allen. Right, he turned the ball over four times

2248
01:54:29,240 --> 01:54:37,000
Speaker 3: in the ballgame. So the consensus is what mister Pugula

2249
01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:42,960
Speaker 3: should have said was that McDougall, you know, just simply

2250
01:54:43,000 --> 01:54:46,000
Speaker 3: can't get over the hump it happens.

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01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:51,520
Speaker 6: That's part of the issue with this owner. You know,

2252
01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:58,480
Speaker 6: there's also this discussion about he kind of threw McDermott

2253
01:54:58,520 --> 01:55:03,160
Speaker 6: under the bus yesterday a US conference talking about the

2254
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:09,160
Speaker 6: general manager got promoted and the coach got fired, and

2255
01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:12,240
Speaker 6: the people reporters asked the general manager about you know,

2256
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:15,680
Speaker 6: the receiving issue in Buffalo has been a big point

2257
01:55:15,720 --> 01:55:19,320
Speaker 6: of controversy that they never really gave Josh Allen the

2258
01:55:19,400 --> 01:55:23,600
Speaker 6: kind of receiving help that he needed to be for

2259
01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:26,680
Speaker 6: their offense to be better. And one of those players

2260
01:55:26,680 --> 01:55:30,800
Speaker 6: in the question is Keyon Coleman, who was drafted by

2261
01:55:30,880 --> 01:55:34,280
Speaker 6: the Bills, And so the GM was asked about Coleman,

2262
01:55:34,320 --> 01:55:36,440
Speaker 6: who turned out to be kind of a dud of

2263
01:55:36,480 --> 01:55:42,040
Speaker 6: a player, and the owner interrupted the beginning of the

2264
01:55:42,080 --> 01:55:46,440
Speaker 6: answer by the GM and basically blamed the coaching staff

2265
01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:51,280
Speaker 6: and McDermott for choosing Coleman wanting Coleman in the draft.

2266
01:55:51,880 --> 01:55:56,640
Speaker 6: So that started a whole big as Dana would will testify,

2267
01:55:56,800 --> 01:55:59,600
Speaker 6: started a whole big deal in Buffalo. Now that the

2268
01:55:59,720 --> 01:56:04,400
Speaker 6: owner has stepped all over McDermott trying to protect this GM,

2269
01:56:04,600 --> 01:56:05,920
Speaker 6: which it should have been the.

2270
01:56:05,880 --> 01:56:07,200
Speaker 3: Other way around exactly.

2271
01:56:07,280 --> 01:56:10,960
Speaker 6: The GM did not supply the coach with the kind

2272
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:12,839
Speaker 6: of players that they needed.

2273
01:56:12,920 --> 01:56:14,200
Speaker 3: So that's funny stuff.

2274
01:56:14,320 --> 01:56:16,680
Speaker 4: And it's funny too because after that happened, when the

2275
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:19,280
Speaker 4: quote about Keon Coleman and how the coaching staff pushed

2276
01:56:19,280 --> 01:56:22,440
Speaker 4: to pick them, it wasn't being Bill's fans immediately found

2277
01:56:22,440 --> 01:56:24,480
Speaker 4: clips of being you know they do those behind the

2278
01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:27,760
Speaker 4: scenes documentary things before the draft, talking about how Keon

2279
01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:30,560
Speaker 4: Coleman's my guy. You know, if he's there, he's ours,

2280
01:56:30,600 --> 01:56:32,640
Speaker 4: you know this and that just hyping the guy up.

2281
01:56:32,680 --> 01:56:35,560
Speaker 4: And this wasn't like interviews. This was just the raw

2282
01:56:35,600 --> 01:56:37,920
Speaker 4: footage of them in the war room, right. So the

2283
01:56:37,960 --> 01:56:40,280
Speaker 4: whole thing's a mass. Mike Greenberg put it best from ESPN.

2284
01:56:40,360 --> 01:56:42,160
Speaker 4: He said, I didn't think there was a chance in

2285
01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:45,760
Speaker 4: hell that somehow the coach or the coaching vacancy where

2286
01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:48,000
Speaker 4: you got to have Josh Allen as your quarterback had

2287
01:56:48,040 --> 01:56:50,400
Speaker 4: somehow become less attractive. But they found a way to.

2288
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:53,920
Speaker 6: Do it, And there is some I think there's a

2289
01:56:54,080 --> 01:56:58,320
Speaker 6: possibility that Josh Allen may not be in Buffalo. I

2290
01:56:58,400 --> 01:57:01,800
Speaker 6: think I think that is a possibility. It may not happen.

2291
01:57:01,960 --> 01:57:04,000
Speaker 3: If I were him, I'd never leave there. Jesus. The

2292
01:57:04,040 --> 01:57:07,160
Speaker 3: owner is completely in love with him, obviously, right, I mean,

2293
01:57:07,640 --> 01:57:10,720
Speaker 3: Allen has a terrible football game, the owner blames the coach.

2294
01:57:11,280 --> 01:57:13,680
Speaker 3: I would never leave. I bet you Josh Allen could

2295
01:57:13,960 --> 01:57:16,320
Speaker 3: murder a litter of kittens in the locker room and

2296
01:57:16,360 --> 01:57:17,320
Speaker 3: no one would say a word.

2297
01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:18,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, he kind of runs that town.

2298
01:57:18,600 --> 01:57:21,040
Speaker 3: He runs it, Randy Shaver, He's like Lebron James.

2299
01:57:22,280 --> 01:57:23,800
Speaker 4: But now, I never in a million years would have

2300
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:25,760
Speaker 4: thought that Josh would want to leave Buffalo. But after

2301
01:57:25,800 --> 01:57:28,200
Speaker 4: what happened yesterday, and I can think that guy could

2302
01:57:28,240 --> 01:57:29,640
Speaker 4: see that possibility have happen.

2303
01:57:30,280 --> 01:57:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, does this interest you at all? We talked about

2304
01:57:35,040 --> 01:57:41,080
Speaker 3: Josh's lost interest to Jimmy Garoppolo playing in his seventh

2305
01:57:41,920 --> 01:57:45,720
Speaker 3: conference title game in his career for the fifth time

2306
01:57:45,720 --> 01:57:49,200
Speaker 3: in his career. Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Davante Adams

2307
01:57:49,200 --> 01:57:51,920
Speaker 3: will play in the NFC Championship game. He's still looking

2308
01:57:51,920 --> 01:57:59,160
Speaker 3: for his first win. Oh. By the way, the guy

2309
01:57:59,160 --> 01:58:00,920
Speaker 3: who had a spider for a out of his taco

2310
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:06,880
Speaker 3: got back to us. This was in grade school at

2311
01:58:07,040 --> 01:58:11,240
Speaker 3: at school and uh, a spider crawled out of his

2312
01:58:11,320 --> 01:58:14,440
Speaker 3: taco at lunch and he said, you know what, the

2313
01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:18,600
Speaker 3: cafeteria ladies did, Josh, what's it? They offered him another taco?

2314
01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:19,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, what else?

2315
01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:28,280
Speaker 3: I wouldn't turn it down. Here's one without spiders in it. Spider. Yeah,

2316
01:58:28,320 --> 01:58:31,680
Speaker 3: we were had, Josh by the William Shatner gimmick. Yeah.

2317
01:58:31,720 --> 01:58:33,640
Speaker 1: I felt a bit foolish, but it was such a

2318
01:58:33,760 --> 01:58:37,080
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, it was such a big story that,

2319
01:58:37,200 --> 01:58:39,560
Speaker 1: you know, everybody's talking about this kind of goofy story,

2320
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:42,720
Speaker 1: this photo, and I never even considered that it could

2321
01:58:42,760 --> 01:58:43,360
Speaker 1: be what it was.

2322
01:58:43,520 --> 01:58:45,480
Speaker 3: I never think about Super Bowl commercials.

2323
01:58:45,520 --> 01:58:46,320
Speaker 1: I don't don't either.

2324
01:58:46,400 --> 01:58:49,120
Speaker 3: I'm not one of these people who gets yay the commercials.

2325
01:58:49,160 --> 01:58:53,040
Speaker 3: I've never cared, so it never entered my mind. So,

2326
01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:54,760
Speaker 3: Randy Shaver, are you in the dark on this?

2327
01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:55,840
Speaker 6: I am? Yes.

2328
01:58:56,200 --> 01:58:58,160
Speaker 1: Did you see the photo that was kind of going around?

2329
01:58:58,520 --> 01:58:58,960
Speaker 6: I did not.

2330
01:58:59,640 --> 01:59:03,560
Speaker 3: Bill Shatner was photographed behind the wheel of a motor

2331
01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:05,680
Speaker 3: vehicle eating a bowl of cereal, and I thought it

2332
01:59:05,720 --> 01:59:06,040
Speaker 3: was funny.

2333
01:59:06,040 --> 01:59:08,600
Speaker 1: You know people online are you know this is the

2334
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:12,640
Speaker 1: stuff about online that I like, these goofy arguments they're

2335
01:59:12,720 --> 01:59:16,000
Speaker 1: deciding what kind of cereal. It was really breaking it down,

2336
01:59:16,040 --> 01:59:19,800
Speaker 1: and sometimes the descriptions were hilarious how much people put it, time,

2337
01:59:19,840 --> 01:59:23,280
Speaker 1: they put into this, but raisin brand overwhelmingly was the

2338
01:59:23,360 --> 01:59:24,160
Speaker 1: number one answer.

2339
01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:29,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was all a super Bowl ad or

2340
01:59:30,080 --> 01:59:33,640
Speaker 3: it was all prepping for a Super Bowl ad to

2341
01:59:33,760 --> 01:59:34,640
Speaker 3: run in a couple.

2342
01:59:34,480 --> 01:59:36,080
Speaker 1: Of weeks, and it worked. I mean they got the

2343
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:38,600
Speaker 1: attention I was. I think maybe we even mentioned, like

2344
01:59:38,640 --> 01:59:40,120
Speaker 1: why is this such a big thing? But it was

2345
01:59:40,160 --> 01:59:43,320
Speaker 1: just kind of a funny photo for Kellogg's.

2346
01:59:43,640 --> 01:59:49,360
Speaker 3: Kellogg's some kellogg flavor of cereal. William Shatner will be

2347
01:59:49,400 --> 01:59:52,960
Speaker 3: pushing it when you're watching the Super Bowl in an ad.

2348
01:59:53,040 --> 01:59:56,480
Speaker 3: So he was filming the commercial, people were taking still

2349
01:59:56,520 --> 02:00:00,440
Speaker 3: photographs of him behind the wheel eating a bowl of cereal.

2350
02:00:02,720 --> 02:00:05,000
Speaker 3: Oh and it's going to be it sounds like the

2351
02:00:05,040 --> 02:00:07,320
Speaker 3: ad will feature a poop joke or too randy. You'll

2352
02:00:07,360 --> 02:00:10,960
Speaker 3: be dialed into that, yeah, making jokes about it fiber

2353
02:00:11,040 --> 02:00:14,160
Speaker 3: and whatnot. You know, old folks struggling to push one out.

2354
02:00:15,360 --> 02:00:16,560
Speaker 3: It'll be that kind of a thing.

2355
02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:20,360
Speaker 6: Sure, you know, it used to be that those commercials

2356
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:23,960
Speaker 6: were all big surprises that they would never give any

2357
02:00:24,040 --> 02:00:28,680
Speaker 6: sort of preview or a hint or anything. And now

2358
02:00:28,800 --> 02:00:32,200
Speaker 6: I think it's become the fad where you do give

2359
02:00:32,320 --> 02:00:37,000
Speaker 6: hints out, you do give a preview just so that

2360
02:00:37,320 --> 02:00:42,400
Speaker 6: people know that something you know is coming. That maybe

2361
02:00:42,440 --> 02:00:44,560
Speaker 6: that's the way that they get him to tune in. Now,

2362
02:00:44,720 --> 02:00:46,240
Speaker 6: So you want to hear a cute joke of a

2363
02:00:46,280 --> 02:00:47,600
Speaker 6: different strategy it is.

2364
02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:50,520
Speaker 3: You're right, you want to hear a cute joke used puckback,

2365
02:00:50,640 --> 02:00:55,920
Speaker 3: Jesus used puck bag. Jesus said via text. William Shatner's

2366
02:00:56,000 --> 02:01:02,400
Speaker 3: cereal surely isn't kicks because no tricks, because the tricks

2367
02:01:02,520 --> 02:01:03,320
Speaker 3: ricks are for kids.

2368
02:01:03,880 --> 02:01:05,240
Speaker 5: Of course everybody knows that.

2369
02:01:05,280 --> 02:01:09,280
Speaker 3: And William Shatner's ninety four years old. Speaking of Super

2370
02:01:09,320 --> 02:01:11,840
Speaker 3: Bowl ads again, if this is something that you're thrilled by,

2371
02:01:12,600 --> 02:01:18,200
Speaker 3: here you go post Malone, who I've heard of, Shane Gillis.

2372
02:01:18,240 --> 02:01:20,760
Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with Shane Gillis, comedian, you know him?

2373
02:01:21,440 --> 02:01:21,640
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2374
02:01:23,160 --> 02:01:27,920
Speaker 3: Yeah? And Peyton's Manning are returning as the big men

2375
02:01:28,120 --> 02:01:32,960
Speaker 3: on the cul de sac bit for bud Light. If

2376
02:01:32,960 --> 02:01:35,600
Speaker 3: that means anything to you, Uh huh.

2377
02:01:35,680 --> 02:01:37,480
Speaker 1: I did. Used to get kind of excited to see

2378
02:01:37,520 --> 02:01:39,680
Speaker 1: the commercials, but not as much anymore. For really, for

2379
02:01:39,720 --> 02:01:42,600
Speaker 1: what Randy says, it's like, you know, a month beforehand,

2380
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:44,800
Speaker 1: they've already aired him, they already showed him, or not

2381
02:01:44,800 --> 02:01:46,240
Speaker 1: even air. I mean you can just see him online.

2382
02:01:46,320 --> 02:01:47,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, go on YouTube.

2383
02:01:47,360 --> 02:01:50,160
Speaker 3: Well what is this? More on the William Shatner commercial.

2384
02:01:50,200 --> 02:01:52,840
Speaker 3: It says it'll feature him in a spaceship, a nod

2385
02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:57,160
Speaker 3: to his real life trip to space aboard a Blue

2386
02:01:57,480 --> 02:01:59,880
Speaker 3: Origin rocket. Does anyone know what I just said?

2387
02:02:00,320 --> 02:02:02,640
Speaker 1: There's some celebrities that yes, been doing that.

2388
02:02:02,680 --> 02:02:04,080
Speaker 3: He's gone to space for real.

2389
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:05,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah he did.

2390
02:02:05,240 --> 02:02:06,120
Speaker 3: How did he like it?

2391
02:02:06,840 --> 02:02:09,080
Speaker 5: I guess I didn't really hear much about his return.

2392
02:02:09,360 --> 02:02:11,080
Speaker 3: They shoot you up there for what an hour or

2393
02:02:11,080 --> 02:02:12,840
Speaker 3: two and then you sink back down to Earth. That

2394
02:02:12,960 --> 02:02:17,000
Speaker 3: was yeah, it's oh, I have no idea. I'm just guessing. Yeah,

2395
02:02:17,200 --> 02:02:21,000
Speaker 3: I know he So he really went up there, captain

2396
02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:22,960
Speaker 3: Captain Kirk.

2397
02:02:24,280 --> 02:02:26,320
Speaker 1: Ten to eleven minutes, it says.

2398
02:02:26,040 --> 02:02:31,560
Speaker 3: Here ten to eleven minutes. Oh, so that's it. There's

2399
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:34,720
Speaker 3: some Josh knows this. There's some Iron Maiden songs you

2400
02:02:34,760 --> 02:02:37,480
Speaker 3: can't even get through in ten to eleven drink theater.

2401
02:02:39,040 --> 02:02:44,480
Speaker 3: So there you go. Randy Shaver. Oh, tomorrow's the final

2402
02:02:44,560 --> 02:02:49,920
Speaker 3: final be about forty below zero when we talk to you.

2403
02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:53,920
Speaker 6: Tomorrow, one last note before we go by and Flores

2404
02:02:53,960 --> 02:02:56,800
Speaker 6: has agreed to a contract, so the Vikings will keep

2405
02:02:56,960 --> 02:03:00,720
Speaker 6: on as long as he doesn't get a head coach job. Yeah.

2406
02:03:00,720 --> 02:03:02,560
Speaker 4: I thought that that part was very funny. It's kind

2407
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:04,400
Speaker 4: of like you ask a girl to prom and she's like,

2408
02:03:04,560 --> 02:03:08,160
Speaker 4: oh yes, but if a more popular guy asks.

2409
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:12,879
Speaker 3: Me that, I tell me the stipulation. Again. The Vikings

2410
02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:13,800
Speaker 3: have rehired him.

2411
02:03:14,160 --> 02:03:18,720
Speaker 6: They have signed him to a contract extension which will

2412
02:03:18,760 --> 02:03:21,920
Speaker 6: be in place unless he gets a new head coach.

2413
02:03:22,000 --> 02:03:23,400
Speaker 6: Unless he gets a head coaching.

2414
02:03:23,440 --> 02:03:26,200
Speaker 1: He just seems like it's not even really a big deal.

2415
02:03:26,080 --> 02:03:27,480
Speaker 3: Then, so he has an out.

2416
02:03:27,720 --> 02:03:30,400
Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, he's an interviewing all over the place,

2417
02:03:30,800 --> 02:03:31,040
Speaker 4: but he.

2418
02:03:31,520 --> 02:03:33,480
Speaker 6: Has signed a deal. You know, he didn't have a

2419
02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:36,200
Speaker 6: deal previous. He was kind of a free agent. But

2420
02:03:36,760 --> 02:03:39,840
Speaker 6: he signed with the Vikings unless he gets a head

2421
02:03:39,880 --> 02:03:43,120
Speaker 6: coaching job. So I know Viking fans will be thrilled

2422
02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:45,800
Speaker 6: about that because he did such a great job with

2423
02:03:45,880 --> 02:03:51,240
Speaker 6: their defense. And the Brewers traded Freddy Peralta last night,

2424
02:03:51,360 --> 02:03:54,800
Speaker 6: which is a monster deal in Major League Baseball because

2425
02:03:54,840 --> 02:03:57,560
Speaker 6: Peralta helped the Brewers get to where they needed to

2426
02:03:57,600 --> 02:03:58,400
Speaker 6: get last year.

2427
02:03:59,240 --> 02:04:00,880
Speaker 3: Dodgers will make Dodge Mats.

2428
02:04:01,080 --> 02:04:02,240
Speaker 6: No trade it to the Mets.

2429
02:04:02,280 --> 02:04:03,800
Speaker 3: It's always the Dodgers of the Mets.

2430
02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:07,800
Speaker 6: Yep. Got a couple of prospects, and it's gonna end

2431
02:04:07,920 --> 02:04:09,920
Speaker 6: up being a really good deal for both teams because

2432
02:04:09,920 --> 02:04:11,880
Speaker 6: the Mets get a frontline pitcher and the and the

2433
02:04:11,920 --> 02:04:16,240
Speaker 6: Brewers get two really good prospects that'll be around for

2434
02:04:16,280 --> 02:04:20,120
Speaker 6: about ten years. So this is kind of what the

2435
02:04:20,120 --> 02:04:24,400
Speaker 6: Brewers do, right. They get these great players, they they

2436
02:04:24,440 --> 02:04:27,520
Speaker 6: have fabulous years, and they trade them, they get prospects,

2437
02:04:27,560 --> 02:04:28,400
Speaker 6: and they start over.

2438
02:04:28,480 --> 02:04:30,959
Speaker 3: And it's the old Montreal expos bite.

2439
02:04:31,160 --> 02:04:33,360
Speaker 6: Yep. They just seem to rebuild every year.

2440
02:04:33,600 --> 02:04:37,480
Speaker 3: So all right, Randy Shaver, get yourself ready for Friday

2441
02:04:37,520 --> 02:04:39,760
Speaker 3: broadcast tomorrow. We thank you. We'll talk to you Ben

2442
02:04:40,000 --> 02:04:43,680
Speaker 3: see Bud and coming up next this and possibly even that.

2443
02:04:43,720 --> 02:04:45,280
Speaker 3: While returning here in a few minutes on the half

2444
02:04:45,320 --> 02:04:46,240
Speaker 3: Last Morning Show.

2445
02:04:47,560 --> 02:04:50,200
Speaker 2: Right from the home of the Half Assed Morning.

2446
02:04:50,000 --> 02:04:53,880
Speaker 3: Showy you know, we've been jawjacking up and down this morning,

2447
02:04:53,960 --> 02:04:57,960
Speaker 3: going back and forth about finding something terrible in our food.

2448
02:04:58,800 --> 02:05:02,320
Speaker 3: You're out summers tea, you find a hair or a

2449
02:05:03,440 --> 02:05:06,520
Speaker 3: you find something awful or maybe even something just bizarre.

2450
02:05:07,200 --> 02:05:09,520
Speaker 3: I mean, my favorite from earlier on when we had

2451
02:05:09,520 --> 02:05:11,640
Speaker 3: this conversation with someone who finished a meal at a

2452
02:05:11,640 --> 02:05:16,320
Speaker 3: restaurant and found somebody's car key on the frigging car key.

2453
02:05:17,000 --> 02:05:21,400
Speaker 3: What about this, Josh? A listener said, Uh, he was

2454
02:05:21,440 --> 02:05:25,400
Speaker 3: out having a pizza pie and there was a fishing reel,

2455
02:05:26,560 --> 02:05:32,080
Speaker 3: a real what what were you at, Bill Dances pizzarea?

2456
02:05:32,640 --> 02:05:33,200
Speaker 5: No sense?

2457
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:35,200
Speaker 1: A fishing reel.

2458
02:05:35,160 --> 02:05:39,880
Speaker 3: Babe Winkleman's pizza shack. A fishing reel.

2459
02:05:40,200 --> 02:05:41,080
Speaker 1: Somebody just set up.

2460
02:05:43,960 --> 02:05:44,840
Speaker 5: To make any sense?

2461
02:05:46,280 --> 02:05:47,360
Speaker 1: Do you mean it like a lure?

2462
02:05:48,160 --> 02:05:49,120
Speaker 3: Well, he wrote reel.

2463
02:05:49,280 --> 02:05:50,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, he must mean lure.

2464
02:05:50,640 --> 02:05:52,480
Speaker 3: A lure would be more reasonable.

2465
02:05:52,520 --> 02:05:55,400
Speaker 1: And yeah, I found a carburetor on there.

2466
02:05:55,480 --> 02:05:59,280
Speaker 3: I almost think we appreciate you listening. We got a

2467
02:05:59,280 --> 02:06:01,600
Speaker 3: little ways to go here. On the Half Assed Morning Show,

2468
02:06:02,760 --> 02:06:06,760
Speaker 3: I was just to reading something completely different. I've heard

2469
02:06:06,800 --> 02:06:12,120
Speaker 3: old Cubby say something along these lines. Afore. It says here,

2470
02:06:13,360 --> 02:06:18,240
Speaker 3: being a parent desensitizes you to gross things.

2471
02:06:19,280 --> 02:06:21,720
Speaker 1: Now, I told you that beforehand, Ashley, because you thought

2472
02:06:22,280 --> 02:06:25,000
Speaker 1: you weren't going to be able to handle some of it. Yeah,

2473
02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:25,720
Speaker 1: how's that going?

2474
02:06:25,840 --> 02:06:29,520
Speaker 5: That's going completely fine? So yeah, you become very It's

2475
02:06:29,560 --> 02:06:33,160
Speaker 5: like whatever he could I don't even use like a

2476
02:06:33,280 --> 02:06:35,520
Speaker 5: napkin or a little baby towel to clean up his

2477
02:06:35,560 --> 02:06:37,760
Speaker 5: spit up anymore. I'm like, well, my sleeves right here.

2478
02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, something changes.

2479
02:06:39,400 --> 02:06:39,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2480
02:06:39,760 --> 02:06:43,760
Speaker 3: Being a parent desensitizes you to gross stuff. Oh, I

2481
02:06:43,800 --> 02:06:47,520
Speaker 3: have a question, even the person you created your child with,

2482
02:06:48,840 --> 02:06:53,160
Speaker 3: that's a joke. Once you've been a parent for a while,

2483
02:06:53,240 --> 02:06:59,360
Speaker 3: gross stuff doesn't seem so gross anymore. As a matter

2484
02:06:59,360 --> 02:07:04,960
Speaker 3: of fact, whoever put this report together sat some poor

2485
02:07:05,000 --> 02:07:12,480
Speaker 3: bastards down volunteers to look at disgusting pictures of things

2486
02:07:12,960 --> 02:07:22,200
Speaker 3: like vomit feces, and they mixed in pictures of normal

2487
02:07:22,320 --> 02:07:25,600
Speaker 3: things as well, and the goal was to track how

2488
02:07:25,720 --> 02:07:31,600
Speaker 3: fast people clicked away from the gross pictures. Ninety nine

2489
02:07:31,680 --> 02:07:37,200
Speaker 3: of the volunteers were parents. Fifty of them didn't have kids,

2490
02:07:37,200 --> 02:07:38,760
Speaker 3: so I didn't know there was going to be arithmetic

2491
02:07:38,800 --> 02:07:42,560
Speaker 3: involved here. Let me see if I can get this correct. Well,

2492
02:07:42,880 --> 02:07:45,879
Speaker 3: you don't need to know the numbers. The non parents

2493
02:07:45,920 --> 02:07:51,240
Speaker 3: clicked away much faster than the parents when looking at

2494
02:07:51,240 --> 02:07:55,200
Speaker 3: the disgusting pictures. The non parents were way more likely

2495
02:07:55,480 --> 02:08:00,400
Speaker 3: to say, ish, get that away from me. The ones

2496
02:08:00,440 --> 02:08:06,320
Speaker 3: who had breeded, uh, seemed unphased by it all, like

2497
02:08:06,400 --> 02:08:11,600
Speaker 3: it was all just regular life. They barely avoided. They

2498
02:08:11,640 --> 02:08:15,160
Speaker 3: made no real effort to avoid the gross pictures. So

2499
02:08:15,200 --> 02:08:18,560
Speaker 3: what's the worst you've ever seen? Well, the two parents

2500
02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:22,480
Speaker 3: we have hanging out here, cubby and smashly worst you've

2501
02:08:22,480 --> 02:08:22,960
Speaker 3: ever seen?

2502
02:08:23,520 --> 02:08:24,680
Speaker 1: Blowouts are gross?

2503
02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:26,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I don't see I don't even think

2504
02:08:26,800 --> 02:08:28,800
Speaker 5: they're gross anymore. They're kind of funny.

2505
02:08:28,960 --> 02:08:32,280
Speaker 3: Now, is that when the diarrhea escapes the diaper, Yeah,

2506
02:08:32,320 --> 02:08:34,520
Speaker 3: and somehow like makes it up to their neckline.

2507
02:08:34,640 --> 02:08:37,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's weird, but it's usually like the way they're sitting.

2508
02:08:37,120 --> 02:08:38,840
Speaker 4: I realize a friend of mine one send me a

2509
02:08:38,880 --> 02:08:40,720
Speaker 4: picture of a car seat where a blow it happened.

2510
02:08:40,760 --> 02:08:43,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, there is no way a child created all that.

2511
02:08:43,440 --> 02:08:45,320
Speaker 4: It looks like sid me take a five gallon bucket

2512
02:08:45,320 --> 02:08:47,120
Speaker 4: of diarrhea and dumped it in the car seat.

2513
02:08:47,320 --> 02:08:50,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it really sucks when they do it on like

2514
02:08:50,040 --> 02:08:52,000
Speaker 5: something else you have to clean, just because it's a

2515
02:08:52,040 --> 02:08:53,880
Speaker 5: pain in the ass to have to clean something else.

2516
02:08:54,000 --> 02:08:57,160
Speaker 1: I never noticed like a change in just my overall

2517
02:08:57,320 --> 02:09:00,800
Speaker 1: tolerance towards gross things. I more met just like when

2518
02:09:00,800 --> 02:09:02,560
Speaker 1: it's your kid, when it comes out of your kid,

2519
02:09:02,600 --> 02:09:05,480
Speaker 1: it's not as gross as you're anticipating it to be

2520
02:09:05,600 --> 02:09:08,000
Speaker 1: let me get at better. But just in general, if

2521
02:09:08,040 --> 02:09:10,880
Speaker 1: I saw like a some diary on the floor here,

2522
02:09:10,880 --> 02:09:12,000
Speaker 1: I'd be pretty grossed out.

2523
02:09:12,040 --> 02:09:14,120
Speaker 4: So you're saying you won't change my diapers.

2524
02:09:13,920 --> 02:09:16,280
Speaker 1: I will if you needed me too, but I'd be

2525
02:09:16,280 --> 02:09:17,120
Speaker 1: grossed out by it.

2526
02:09:17,200 --> 02:09:19,240
Speaker 5: I did have something happen. I think it was like

2527
02:09:19,360 --> 02:09:22,760
Speaker 5: last week. My my son went to the bathroom and

2528
02:09:22,760 --> 02:09:24,440
Speaker 5: I was like, all right, well, let's go change your

2529
02:09:24,440 --> 02:09:27,080
Speaker 5: diaper here, bud. And as I'm changing his diaper, he

2530
02:09:27,160 --> 02:09:31,000
Speaker 5: decided that he wasn't done. So that's like that's something.

2531
02:09:30,760 --> 02:09:34,920
Speaker 3: To see happen right from the tap. Yeah, like give

2532
02:09:34,920 --> 02:09:38,840
Speaker 3: me a machine, Oh you bastard.

2533
02:09:39,040 --> 02:09:40,000
Speaker 1: Actually, do you have a TP?

2534
02:09:40,360 --> 02:09:40,440
Speaker 3: No?

2535
02:09:40,680 --> 02:09:43,120
Speaker 5: I got peed on. I've been peed on a couple times.

2536
02:09:43,160 --> 02:09:45,400
Speaker 5: After it happens. The first time, I was like, all right, whatever,

2537
02:09:45,400 --> 02:09:45,880
Speaker 5: it's just pea.

2538
02:09:46,120 --> 02:09:48,400
Speaker 1: We were given one of those. I'd never heard of it,

2539
02:09:48,440 --> 02:09:51,280
Speaker 1: so if you're not familiar it. Basically, it's like a

2540
02:09:51,360 --> 02:09:54,080
Speaker 1: nutcup you put over your boy. Yeah, just so you

2541
02:09:54,080 --> 02:09:55,920
Speaker 1: don't get peede on when you're changing the diaper.

2542
02:09:56,280 --> 02:09:59,840
Speaker 5: Actually, the first time it happened, I you're supposed to

2543
02:09:59,840 --> 02:10:02,680
Speaker 5: me like obviously, cover up the penis with a diaper

2544
02:10:02,760 --> 02:10:05,000
Speaker 5: or something, so there's not pea everywhere, but I just

2545
02:10:05,080 --> 02:10:08,800
Speaker 5: like backed up. I got scared, you know, natural reaction

2546
02:10:09,200 --> 02:10:10,520
Speaker 5: to step away from the pea.

2547
02:10:10,880 --> 02:10:14,960
Speaker 3: I mean, we didn't really need this report because just

2548
02:10:15,840 --> 02:10:19,200
Speaker 3: ask the four of us. If a baby walked into

2549
02:10:19,200 --> 02:10:21,440
Speaker 3: this room right now with diarrhea up to the back

2550
02:10:21,480 --> 02:10:25,440
Speaker 3: of his neck, Ashley and Josh would probably assist that baby,

2551
02:10:25,640 --> 02:10:29,000
Speaker 3: Dana and I would be running for our very lives.

2552
02:10:29,720 --> 02:10:32,160
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything more repulsive.

2553
02:10:32,960 --> 02:10:36,360
Speaker 5: You don't look at the color mustard yellow the same

2554
02:10:36,520 --> 02:10:37,840
Speaker 5: ever again after you.

2555
02:10:37,800 --> 02:10:39,520
Speaker 3: Have a job talking.

2556
02:10:41,400 --> 02:10:43,800
Speaker 5: That there's no such thing as mustard yellow. That's just

2557
02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:45,000
Speaker 5: a baby crap.

2558
02:10:46,320 --> 02:10:48,560
Speaker 1: Chugged up Plumber Jesus said the other day he was

2559
02:10:48,600 --> 02:10:50,960
Speaker 1: holding his four month old and he managed to puke

2560
02:10:51,040 --> 02:10:52,400
Speaker 1: up milk got in his mouth.

2561
02:10:52,640 --> 02:10:57,360
Speaker 3: Oh I got puked on by a baby. Once got

2562
02:10:57,360 --> 02:10:59,800
Speaker 3: puked on by a baby. I've only held about four

2563
02:10:59,840 --> 02:11:02,760
Speaker 3: bait baby's my entire life, and one of them, just

2564
02:11:03,800 --> 02:11:08,560
Speaker 3: letter Buck. Everything from the very bottom of his little

2565
02:11:08,600 --> 02:11:12,520
Speaker 3: stomach fired out of its gap, landed on me in

2566
02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:15,160
Speaker 3: front of a crowd and everything. Josh, there was people around.

2567
02:11:15,320 --> 02:11:18,760
Speaker 1: I'm like you though, before my son, I'd only held

2568
02:11:18,920 --> 02:11:22,680
Speaker 1: like an actual baby maybe twice. Yeah, I always would

2569
02:11:22,720 --> 02:11:24,200
Speaker 1: turn it down. I was afraid I'd be the guy

2570
02:11:24,240 --> 02:11:25,240
Speaker 1: that would fumble the baby.

2571
02:11:25,440 --> 02:11:27,560
Speaker 3: I never liked I never liked babies.

2572
02:11:28,880 --> 02:11:31,880
Speaker 1: Four kids, no patience, Jesus said, as a father and

2573
02:11:31,960 --> 02:11:35,080
Speaker 1: a porta Potti cleaner. Nothing is gross anymore. Yeah, but

2574
02:11:35,200 --> 02:11:35,840
Speaker 1: you've said it all.

2575
02:11:35,920 --> 02:11:43,919
Speaker 3: Uh huh oh, it says here, Okay, new parents, according

2576
02:11:43,960 --> 02:11:50,880
Speaker 3: to this, to this little study, new parents start getting

2577
02:11:50,920 --> 02:11:55,800
Speaker 3: desensitized around the six month mark, when your baby hits

2578
02:11:55,840 --> 02:11:59,680
Speaker 3: about six months old, right after the kids starts eating

2579
02:11:59,760 --> 02:12:01,520
Speaker 3: solace food, it says here.

2580
02:12:01,440 --> 02:12:04,919
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, especially if you skip pures, so like pure's

2581
02:12:04,920 --> 02:12:09,640
Speaker 5: are basically just like the consistency of mashed potatoes. Or

2582
02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:12,600
Speaker 5: you do like this thing called baby lead winging. So

2583
02:12:12,640 --> 02:12:16,400
Speaker 5: you give them like actual, like larger chunks of food

2584
02:12:16,600 --> 02:12:19,400
Speaker 5: so they learn how to feed themselves, and that's a

2585
02:12:19,480 --> 02:12:24,960
Speaker 5: lot messier, like you are signing up for sweet potatoes

2586
02:12:25,000 --> 02:12:29,840
Speaker 5: and every crevice of their body. If you do a baby.

2587
02:12:29,600 --> 02:12:31,560
Speaker 1: Led weaning, I will say, what comes out of a

2588
02:12:31,600 --> 02:12:33,800
Speaker 1: baby once they start eating real food is a lot

2589
02:12:33,840 --> 02:12:35,720
Speaker 1: more gross than what they start out with.

2590
02:12:35,800 --> 02:12:38,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm really scared we're almost there. It's like a

2591
02:12:38,400 --> 02:12:39,960
Speaker 5: little lesson a month away.

2592
02:12:40,080 --> 02:12:41,000
Speaker 1: That's a game changer.

2593
02:12:41,160 --> 02:12:44,800
Speaker 3: Ac So, if parents are so desensitized to gross, then

2594
02:12:45,040 --> 02:12:49,040
Speaker 3: it's it's gotta be all parents or breeders as I

2595
02:12:49,120 --> 02:12:54,360
Speaker 3: call them, who like to trade those awful pictures back

2596
02:12:54,400 --> 02:12:57,400
Speaker 3: and forth on cellular telephones. That's got to be all parents.

2597
02:12:57,440 --> 02:13:01,200
Speaker 3: Single A single isn't the word. What's the word when

2598
02:13:01,240 --> 02:13:05,240
Speaker 3: you're not a parent? Not a parent? People? They don't,

2599
02:13:05,280 --> 02:13:07,480
Speaker 3: they don't trade those do you know? Those disgusting folks.

2600
02:13:07,520 --> 02:13:08,960
Speaker 3: Some people think that's funny.

2601
02:13:08,960 --> 02:13:11,600
Speaker 1: To treasures of their see, yeah, pictures of their own.

2602
02:13:11,840 --> 02:13:13,720
Speaker 1: The only guys I've ever known that have done it

2603
02:13:13,760 --> 02:13:14,880
Speaker 1: where young guys.

2604
02:13:15,280 --> 02:13:18,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, I guess that bucks that trend. Because

2605
02:13:18,640 --> 02:13:21,320
Speaker 3: I with no children in my life, I would never

2606
02:13:21,480 --> 02:13:23,879
Speaker 3: send another person a picture of my feces.

2607
02:13:24,000 --> 02:13:26,240
Speaker 1: I've never got into that either. I never really saw

2608
02:13:26,280 --> 02:13:28,440
Speaker 1: the humor there. Yeah, I think that's pretty gross.

2609
02:13:28,480 --> 02:13:30,200
Speaker 4: The same here, that's one line me and my guy

2610
02:13:30,240 --> 02:13:31,280
Speaker 4: friends have never crossed.

2611
02:13:31,560 --> 02:13:35,840
Speaker 3: No, that's not right, And I think, uh, those kind

2612
02:13:35,880 --> 02:13:38,280
Speaker 3: of folks should be incarcerated for at least a weekend

2613
02:13:38,680 --> 02:13:41,640
Speaker 3: if you send each other back and forth those awful

2614
02:13:41,920 --> 02:13:49,920
Speaker 3: I do have one Pooh photograph story that I enjoy,

2615
02:13:50,200 --> 02:13:54,200
Speaker 3: and this was back in high school where a couple

2616
02:13:54,280 --> 02:13:57,200
Speaker 3: of guys were hanging out and one of them said, hey, man,

2617
02:13:57,240 --> 02:13:59,080
Speaker 3: I got a duck into your john real quick and

2618
02:13:59,120 --> 02:14:03,680
Speaker 3: take a deuce and did and it was a keeper.

2619
02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:08,280
Speaker 3: It broke water by quite a bit the iceberg, right.

2620
02:14:10,120 --> 02:14:15,040
Speaker 3: So these two guys are having the time of their

2621
02:14:15,080 --> 02:14:22,960
Speaker 3: lives with this colossal Randy Marsh type pile that he

2622
02:14:23,120 --> 02:14:25,600
Speaker 3: put into the toilet. So one of them found a

2623
02:14:25,640 --> 02:14:30,200
Speaker 3: toothpick and they connected a little flag to the toothpick

2624
02:14:30,720 --> 02:14:33,520
Speaker 3: and they stuck it into the top of that horror

2625
02:14:33,560 --> 02:14:37,120
Speaker 3: show and they wrote on the flag. They wrote big

2626
02:14:37,240 --> 02:14:41,800
Speaker 3: Kahuna Mount Poogie okay. And one of them even took

2627
02:14:41,800 --> 02:14:46,800
Speaker 3: a picture with the little portable camera. Fast forward five

2628
02:14:46,920 --> 02:14:51,400
Speaker 3: six months. It's Christmas Day and one of these two

2629
02:14:51,440 --> 02:14:55,760
Speaker 3: guys comes out Christmas Morning it's time to sit down

2630
02:14:55,760 --> 02:14:58,360
Speaker 3: with the family and open up presents, and he sees

2631
02:14:58,440 --> 02:15:01,520
Speaker 3: this massive wrapped present up against the wall, which is

2632
02:15:01,560 --> 02:15:04,560
Speaker 3: for him, and he's like, what the hell could that be?

2633
02:15:04,600 --> 02:15:07,360
Speaker 3: You know, I'm a seventeen year old kid. You know,

2634
02:15:07,480 --> 02:15:09,320
Speaker 3: at that point in your life, usually you just get

2635
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:13,280
Speaker 3: socks and whatnot. So this massive that's for me? How

2636
02:15:13,320 --> 02:15:17,720
Speaker 3: could that be? When he unwrapped it, his parents had

2637
02:15:18,040 --> 02:15:23,680
Speaker 3: beautifully framed that picture of the big Kahunah. He left

2638
02:15:23,720 --> 02:15:27,400
Speaker 3: behind that portable camera and forgot that he had taken

2639
02:15:27,440 --> 02:15:29,800
Speaker 3: the picture. When his parents went to develop the film,

2640
02:15:30,040 --> 02:15:32,000
Speaker 3: they found it, and I thought that was just a

2641
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:36,240
Speaker 3: wildly clever idea clever, clever little prank to play on

2642
02:15:36,280 --> 02:15:37,440
Speaker 3: that teenage kid.

2643
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:44,360
Speaker 4: Imagine the person that developed those photos, oh, Sophie, oh yeah, big.

2644
02:15:45,040 --> 02:15:46,680
Speaker 1: Because back then they all saw him.

2645
02:15:46,760 --> 02:15:54,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought that was a good one, all right. Yeah.

2646
02:15:54,120 --> 02:15:57,040
Speaker 1: And the person at Michael's that has to frame the

2647
02:16:00,360 --> 02:16:02,400
Speaker 1: usually like the seventy some year old one.

2648
02:16:02,280 --> 02:16:04,240
Speaker 3: I forgot about that. I guess. I always imagine they

2649
02:16:04,240 --> 02:16:06,920
Speaker 3: framed it themselves. Maybe they did, I don't know. I

2650
02:16:08,080 --> 02:16:14,400
Speaker 3: don't know. Half aass morning shot ninety three x, pretty

2651
02:16:14,440 --> 02:16:15,920
Speaker 3: sharp sound and ad right there.

2652
02:16:16,240 --> 02:16:18,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so you got boat sound effect?

2653
02:16:18,760 --> 02:16:21,560
Speaker 3: That was cool. Yeah, that's cubby. I don't know how

2654
02:16:21,560 --> 02:16:23,920
Speaker 3: to do sound effects. Yeah, I was just gonna do

2655
02:16:23,960 --> 02:16:25,520
Speaker 3: it with my mouth, he said, No, I got these

2656
02:16:25,560 --> 02:16:29,480
Speaker 3: real sounds, so pretty sharp sound and AD right there.

2657
02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:34,880
Speaker 3: All right, we gotta get going here shortly and start

2658
02:16:34,920 --> 02:16:38,360
Speaker 3: putting on layers. I can't believe tomorrow is the morning

2659
02:16:38,440 --> 02:16:42,920
Speaker 3: that we agreed to broadcast live from the Hardy's parking

2660
02:16:42,920 --> 02:16:44,240
Speaker 3: lot in Zimmerman.

2661
02:16:46,040 --> 02:16:50,160
Speaker 1: Learn the bold choice on I can't believe this.

2662
02:16:50,280 --> 02:16:54,360
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's Today will be broadcasting live from the the parking

2663
02:16:54,360 --> 02:16:56,800
Speaker 3: lot of the Zimmerman Hardy's. What kind of prizes do

2664
02:16:56,879 --> 02:17:01,000
Speaker 3: we have? Josh giving away gloves?

2665
02:17:01,080 --> 02:17:03,880
Speaker 1: Oh, they said love, so it cuts loves. We're giving

2666
02:17:03,879 --> 02:17:09,240
Speaker 1: away ice cream. Oh, good, as much ice cream as

2667
02:17:09,240 --> 02:17:09,800
Speaker 1: you can eat.

2668
02:17:10,040 --> 02:17:15,480
Speaker 3: Tank tops, coolers and flip flops coolers. No, it's not

2669
02:17:15,600 --> 02:17:17,680
Speaker 3: tomorrow that we're going to be in the Heartys parking

2670
02:17:17,680 --> 02:17:23,040
Speaker 3: lot in Zimmerman broadcasting live, but we're working on it.

2671
02:17:23,120 --> 02:17:25,720
Speaker 3: We'd be dead if it was tomorrow before we get

2672
02:17:25,760 --> 02:17:30,920
Speaker 3: out of here. Oh, we've covered some things. Last topic

2673
02:17:30,959 --> 02:17:36,640
Speaker 3: we got on I suppose was I guess it's a

2674
02:17:36,680 --> 02:17:41,360
Speaker 3: real thing. Being a parent desensitizes you too. Gross things.

2675
02:17:44,920 --> 02:17:47,959
Speaker 3: Some researchers put some parents in a room with some

2676
02:17:48,120 --> 02:17:52,800
Speaker 3: non parents, showed them gross pictures of vomit and turds

2677
02:17:52,840 --> 02:17:56,080
Speaker 3: and whatnot, and the parents all said, yeah, what else

2678
02:17:56,160 --> 02:17:58,400
Speaker 3: you got? And the non parents said Jesus, get that

2679
02:17:58,440 --> 02:18:01,800
Speaker 3: out of my fi. Wiping off asses and this and that,

2680
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:05,240
Speaker 3: running noses, all the horrors that come with babies. You're

2681
02:18:05,320 --> 02:18:08,600
Speaker 3: desensitized to you. We've got a few text messages on

2682
02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:13,840
Speaker 3: the subject. This individual agrees with something you've said before, Josh,

2683
02:18:13,840 --> 02:18:15,400
Speaker 3: it's gotta be your kid.

2684
02:18:16,440 --> 02:18:16,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

2685
02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:18,680
Speaker 1: For me, that's how it was like. I still was

2686
02:18:18,720 --> 02:18:21,360
Speaker 1: grossed out by other things, but for whatever reason, when

2687
02:18:21,360 --> 02:18:23,360
Speaker 1: it's your kid, it seems less gross.

2688
02:18:23,440 --> 02:18:26,440
Speaker 3: This listener says, it's got to be your real, legitimate child.

2689
02:18:26,480 --> 02:18:29,640
Speaker 3: I have stepkids. They gross me out all the time,

2690
02:18:29,680 --> 02:18:31,400
Speaker 3: and I generally don't like them.

2691
02:18:32,840 --> 02:18:33,480
Speaker 1: My goodness.

2692
02:18:33,720 --> 02:18:39,960
Speaker 3: Wow, Well, you've got to be honest to me. Yeah,

2693
02:18:40,000 --> 02:18:42,080
Speaker 3: maybe there are a couple of dildos as stepkids. I

2694
02:18:42,080 --> 02:18:46,640
Speaker 3: don't know. The other iron range. Jesus says, being a

2695
02:18:46,680 --> 02:18:52,520
Speaker 3: parent will never ever desensitize you to your child handing

2696
02:18:52,560 --> 02:18:55,640
Speaker 3: you a fresh turd while it's in the bathtub.

2697
02:18:57,240 --> 02:18:59,920
Speaker 1: Got something for you, Yeah, they'll do stuff like that.

2698
02:19:00,240 --> 02:19:03,640
Speaker 3: Here you go, daddy, put this somewhere. I'm trying to

2699
02:19:03,680 --> 02:19:09,520
Speaker 3: play in the bathtub. And we also talked about, you know,

2700
02:19:09,600 --> 02:19:12,040
Speaker 3: poop humor. The type of folks who like the trade

2701
02:19:12,080 --> 02:19:15,119
Speaker 3: pictures back and forth. Look what I did, right? Yeah,

2702
02:19:16,040 --> 02:19:18,039
Speaker 3: this is kind of funny, though, I gotta admit. One

2703
02:19:18,080 --> 02:19:21,400
Speaker 3: of our listeners said, I I didn't like this other

2704
02:19:21,520 --> 02:19:25,000
Speaker 3: kid in high school. So I went into a porta

2705
02:19:25,080 --> 02:19:28,800
Speaker 3: potty and I put his phone number on the wall

2706
02:19:28,840 --> 02:19:31,760
Speaker 3: of the porta potty and I wrote, text me your

2707
02:19:31,800 --> 02:19:32,480
Speaker 3: poop picture.

2708
02:19:33,800 --> 02:19:37,280
Speaker 1: That's so good. I mean, that's gross, but I never

2709
02:19:37,280 --> 02:19:38,560
Speaker 1: would have thought of something like that.

2710
02:19:39,840 --> 02:19:42,400
Speaker 3: Did you did this bit too, didn't you? Josh? We

2711
02:19:42,480 --> 02:19:46,160
Speaker 3: did this bit years ago. We put one of our

2712
02:19:46,280 --> 02:19:50,840
Speaker 3: pals names and phone numbers in one of those looking

2713
02:19:50,959 --> 02:19:54,400
Speaker 3: for rough sex. Uh what do they call it in.

2714
02:19:54,360 --> 02:19:58,320
Speaker 1: The business classic classify? They call it classified the one. Yeah,

2715
02:19:58,360 --> 02:19:59,240
Speaker 1: they had a name for it.

2716
02:19:59,280 --> 02:20:01,360
Speaker 3: I think it's class I'll all go along with it.

2717
02:20:01,400 --> 02:20:04,280
Speaker 3: You know, in the newspaper when I was a kid,

2718
02:20:04,879 --> 02:20:09,360
Speaker 3: and in certain other local periodicals, at the back of

2719
02:20:09,400 --> 02:20:14,279
Speaker 3: the paper, there was a men seeking men, women seeking

2720
02:20:14,320 --> 02:20:18,000
Speaker 3: women men say the whole shmear right. So we put

2721
02:20:18,040 --> 02:20:21,360
Speaker 3: our buddy's name and number in there and said, I

2722
02:20:21,400 --> 02:20:23,760
Speaker 3: can't remember, it was a long time ago, but we said, basically,

2723
02:20:24,240 --> 02:20:27,640
Speaker 3: i'll bone anything, give me a call. I want you

2724
02:20:27,720 --> 02:20:29,840
Speaker 3: to do this and this to me just awful things.

2725
02:20:30,520 --> 02:20:32,280
Speaker 3: Put his name and number in there, and then he

2726
02:20:32,360 --> 02:20:34,200
Speaker 3: got some takers. He did, and it was a lot

2727
02:20:34,200 --> 02:20:36,800
Speaker 3: of laughs for everybody but him, because I think he

2728
02:20:36,840 --> 02:20:38,000
Speaker 3: was still living with his folks.

2729
02:20:39,400 --> 02:20:42,080
Speaker 4: A coworker got me one similar to that. They posted

2730
02:20:42,120 --> 02:20:44,560
Speaker 4: a photo of a big collection of video games on

2731
02:20:44,640 --> 02:20:47,240
Speaker 4: Craigslist and the post said, I'm sick of my no

2732
02:20:47,560 --> 02:20:50,120
Speaker 4: ungreat my ungrateful kid. I'm giving away all of his

2733
02:20:50,280 --> 02:20:52,480
Speaker 4: video games. Text me at this number if you want

2734
02:20:52,520 --> 02:20:54,360
Speaker 4: to take him off my hands. He doesn't deserve these

2735
02:20:54,400 --> 02:20:56,640
Speaker 4: video games. I'm gave him to you for free. So

2736
02:20:56,680 --> 02:20:58,840
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, I didn't know what happened.

2737
02:20:58,840 --> 02:21:02,080
Speaker 4: I get like detext messages in span of three minutes,

2738
02:21:02,360 --> 02:21:05,520
Speaker 4: and I'm thinking, who's dead? But no, it's just all

2739
02:21:05,560 --> 02:21:07,720
Speaker 4: these people desperate to try to get these free stash

2740
02:21:07,720 --> 02:21:08,520
Speaker 4: of video games.

2741
02:21:09,440 --> 02:21:12,480
Speaker 5: I'd be so pissed off, which you really, I don't

2742
02:21:12,480 --> 02:21:14,680
Speaker 5: want to Yeah, getting a bunch of text messages like that,

2743
02:21:15,000 --> 02:21:16,520
Speaker 5: it'd be funny for like half a second.

2744
02:21:16,600 --> 02:21:18,199
Speaker 4: It was not funny at all. Actually was very annoying.

2745
02:21:18,200 --> 02:21:20,520
Speaker 1: You're right, you know, I get some of those spam

2746
02:21:20,560 --> 02:21:23,680
Speaker 1: ones and there's nothing I love more than just hitting

2747
02:21:23,879 --> 02:21:26,520
Speaker 1: delete and report spam. I don't know why I did that.

2748
02:21:26,959 --> 02:21:30,440
Speaker 1: Same with like unsubscribing to things that somehow I became subscribed.

2749
02:21:30,520 --> 02:21:32,960
Speaker 1: Oh I like doing that in emails. It's so much fun.

2750
02:21:34,280 --> 02:21:37,160
Speaker 3: We gotta get going. But another topic that we covered

2751
02:21:37,520 --> 02:21:42,520
Speaker 3: earlier was finding odd, sometimes disgusting items in your food.

2752
02:21:43,400 --> 02:21:47,400
Speaker 3: We were thrown all of us by someone who texted

2753
02:21:47,440 --> 02:21:52,480
Speaker 3: in earlier and said they found a fishing reel in

2754
02:21:52,600 --> 02:21:54,360
Speaker 3: a pizza under a pizza.

2755
02:21:55,400 --> 02:21:57,400
Speaker 1: That seems like something you wouldn't have to find. It'd

2756
02:21:57,400 --> 02:21:58,160
Speaker 1: be quite obvious.

2757
02:21:58,280 --> 02:21:58,480
Speaker 6: Right.

2758
02:22:00,280 --> 02:22:03,879
Speaker 3: This is a little different but somewhat similar. Holy balls,

2759
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:07,520
Speaker 3: this lady must have lost her marbles courtesy flush. Jesus

2760
02:22:07,560 --> 02:22:11,879
Speaker 3: said his grandmother once forgott an egg beater in the cake.

2761
02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:14,560
Speaker 1: I can see all that can happen.

2762
02:22:15,560 --> 02:22:17,200
Speaker 5: It's still churned out. That's impressive.

2763
02:22:17,360 --> 02:22:20,600
Speaker 3: Sure it did. Yeah, I mean a grandmother know how

2764
02:22:20,640 --> 02:22:23,160
Speaker 3: to make cakes. Some grandmother's got cake.

2765
02:22:25,879 --> 02:22:27,959
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna mention my grandma could make cake,

2766
02:22:28,040 --> 02:22:29,520
Speaker 1: but I threw that out there.

2767
02:22:30,160 --> 02:22:30,879
Speaker 3: Ugh, you know what I mean?

2768
02:22:30,959 --> 02:22:33,320
Speaker 1: Double up, I know what you mean.

2769
02:22:33,440 --> 02:22:36,120
Speaker 3: Some of them got cake? All right, We gotta go.

2770
02:22:36,879 --> 02:22:40,000
Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Aubrey and turning and feel free to

2771
02:22:40,080 --> 02:22:44,320
Speaker 1: chant if you want, they requested at thirteen thirteen, thirteen thirty,

2772
02:22:44,560 --> 02:22:46,800
Speaker 1: Happy thirteenth birthday to you. This text says, can I

2773
02:22:46,800 --> 02:22:48,640
Speaker 1: get a birthday shout out to my twin sister from

2774
02:22:48,680 --> 02:22:52,720
Speaker 1: another Missus and mister aging like a fine sipping Scotch,

2775
02:22:52,840 --> 02:22:56,440
Speaker 1: have the happiest of birthdays. M Dog and fresh Fly

2776
02:22:56,600 --> 02:23:00,280
Speaker 1: Shade Jesus text in a belated birthday to uh what

2777
02:23:00,560 --> 02:23:01,400
Speaker 1: was that gross?

2778
02:23:02,040 --> 02:23:05,840
Speaker 3: One of our listeners found a cow tooth in their hamburger.

2779
02:23:07,560 --> 02:23:10,320
Speaker 1: Fresh Oh? I thought her Jesus name was gross and

2780
02:23:10,320 --> 02:23:10,800
Speaker 1: I didn't pick.

2781
02:23:10,840 --> 02:23:11,920
Speaker 3: Oh No, what was the name?

2782
02:23:12,720 --> 02:23:17,880
Speaker 1: Fly shades? Fresh fly Shade Jesus, Fresh fly Shades.

2783
02:23:18,040 --> 02:23:19,360
Speaker 3: I have no idea what that means?

2784
02:23:19,440 --> 02:23:22,720
Speaker 4: Cool shades, yeah, cool sunglasses, cool new so cool.

2785
02:23:22,800 --> 02:23:24,560
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, yeah, go ahead, what she said?

2786
02:23:25,280 --> 02:23:28,080
Speaker 1: She texted a late birthday shout out to brown neck

2787
02:23:28,160 --> 02:23:31,360
Speaker 1: Flooring Jesus and a happy fifteenth wedding anniversary today as

2788
02:23:31,400 --> 02:23:31,600
Speaker 1: well