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Speaker 1: Half Ass Morning Show. Good morning, folks. Why what a

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Speaker 1: hell of a deal we got cooking today. This is

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Speaker 1: very likely the last live show you'll get this week

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Speaker 1: out of the ninety three x half Aass Morning Show

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Speaker 1: because we're coming apart at the seams.

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Speaker 2: It's an infirmary. Even Ashley's car is sick.

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Speaker 1: I know a sickness has spread throughout the radio station.

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Speaker 1: If you've been listening this week, you've heard me coughing

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Speaker 1: up and down. We probably should have just stayed in bed.

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Speaker 1: I caught the sickness. I suppose if I wanted to

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Speaker 1: be a douchebag, I might say that I have How

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Speaker 1: would I say it, Josh? Like the song? I might

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Speaker 1: say I've become down with them?

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Speaker 2: You have a license to ill.

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Speaker 1: Now. Josh has caught the sickness. And as Josh mentioned,

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Speaker 1: Ashley's car broke down on her way to work this morning.

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Speaker 1: We don't know where she is. So, Dana, you don't

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Speaker 1: strike me as the type of guy that can handle

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Speaker 1: a lot of pressure. But if the rest of us

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Speaker 1: drop dead, we're counting on you to close out the

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Speaker 1: rest of the show today and then dispose of our remains.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can look forward to our interview with Marcus

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Speaker 2: Felino at eight o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 3: Now, just by being associated with the program, he is

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Speaker 3: also sick and will not be on the show.

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Speaker 2: He got sick today too, And I even told you

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Speaker 2: guys about my day.

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Speaker 3: So I barely slept last night. I was under pile

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Speaker 1: So you've caught the sickness.

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Speaker 4: And I was getting ready to leave.

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Speaker 3: I was walking on the door and I fell a

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Speaker 3: little sniffle, so I kind of like wiped my nose

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Speaker 3: and I caught the worst bloody nose of all time

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Speaker 3: because of the dry air in our house. So I

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Speaker 3: an entire thing of Kleenex. Is trying to get rid

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Speaker 3: of his blood, you know, trying to get it to stop.

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Speaker 1: So you haven't off the sickness.

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Speaker 4: I well, I think I don't know. I'm getting sick.

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Speaker 2: I know that, But are you up or down with

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Speaker 2: the sickness? What's going on?

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Speaker 4: I can't tell you know, I think I'm mid sickness

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 1: The dry air in your home caused you to bleed.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was a mess, and I have like a

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Speaker 3: because it was just.

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Speaker 4: It was, it was pouring. It was basically pouring out

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Speaker 2: Mouse and Jesus. Jesus caught the sickness, and he thinks

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Speaker 2: it's from listening to the show. Yeah, we are that cotagious.

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Speaker 2: That's all the guys at the Wild said. Somehow, Marcus,

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Speaker 2: even though he wasn't in studio, he caught whatever's going

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he gave us a telephone call and said he

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. Falling apart at the stinking seams.

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Speaker 1: Cubby oh Man.

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Speaker 2: Had Friday off already.

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Speaker 1: Who's taking Friday off?

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Speaker 2: The show was planning and taking Friday off already, So

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Speaker 2: we were you know this, So it was it's good

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Speaker 2: timing to get sick. I get well, Maybe it's terrible timing.

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Speaker 2: I can't figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Where here because we generally don't like taking sick days.

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Speaker 1: Older radio types like Josh and I were taught in

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Speaker 1: our early days that if you can walk upright and

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Speaker 2: I was just talking to data about this last night.

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Speaker 2: Now it's different. They don't want you here, and somebodys

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Speaker 2: probably gonna get mad at us that we're actually here,

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Speaker 2: but I don't care. There were days, I mean, both

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Speaker 2: of us had this situation Nick, where we were here

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Speaker 1: You would get browbeaten in the building by the rest

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Speaker 1: of the staff. If you took a sick day. When

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Speaker 1: you and I took a sick day for fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: No, that's funny. That came up with Danny yesterday too.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to think maybe two days and one

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Speaker 2: Fox's voice, which what happens to me when I get sick.

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Speaker 2: I had that on day one. Day two, I came

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Speaker 1: Are you are you going way back here? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, way? I mean this is our old building.

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Speaker 1: Because I really don't think either one of us took

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this was like our old building, so you know,

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Speaker 2: early ninety nine. Maybe I don't even remember us taking

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Speaker 1: It's miserable in here. We hope it doesn't sound too miserable,

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Speaker 1: because we're also here not only because we were taught

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Speaker 1: here because we do. We do have a general feeling

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Speaker 1: of responsibility, of course, and a love for our listening audience.

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Speaker 1: But you know that that might be the medication talking No,

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Speaker 2: We have a we feel that way about the audience

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Speaker 2: and ourselves, you know, wanting to be here for everybody.

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Speaker 2: It's you know, it's one of those things too where

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Speaker 2: I mentioned yesterday the hygienist I usually have was out

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Speaker 2: on Monday, she was sick. We keep getting this is two,

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Speaker 2: well maybe even three weeks in a row where we're

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Speaker 2: getting texts from the school saying, hey, your bus driver's sick,

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Speaker 1: So you say, Ashley called you and she told you

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Speaker 1: look my car broke down. You heard her scream, and

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I heard it sounded like the phone rustled

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Speaker 2: obviously male breathing. Yeah right, and it just it was unsettling,

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I honestly, I'm going to have trouble even

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Speaker 1: quite often working with you jag Offs. I don't even

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Speaker 1: gonna turn into a cough. I did go into it.

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Speaker 1: I did go to see my doctor yesterday. Josh, you

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Speaker 1: knows my doctor. Oh yeah, doctor Vinnie Boombotz.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how's he doing.

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Speaker 1: He's good. Vinnie boombots told me, Doctor Vinnie that supposedly

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Speaker 1: whatever it is that's ailing me does have a cure.

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Speaker 1: So we're just gonna have to go ahead anyway and

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Speaker 2: We get texts like this when you're six, saying you

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Speaker 2: sound like Mike Rowe. That's not fair. You get to

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Speaker 2: sound like Mike Rowe, and I have to sound like

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Speaker 2: a different Mike Michael J.

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Speaker 1: Fox. I've heard this dozens of times. I don't I'm

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Speaker 1: not familiar with Mike Rowe. Hopefully he's one hell of

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Speaker 1: a wonderful guy. Doctor Vinnie did tell me some doctor jokes.

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Speaker 1: You want to go in that direction real quick? I

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Speaker 1: like doctor Joe the last time we traded doctor jokes

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Speaker 2: Boy, I don't know a long time.

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Speaker 1: You want to try one or two with ease other

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Speaker 1: All right? A guy walks into the doctor's office, right,

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Speaker 1: and he says, I think I'm going deaf. And the

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Speaker 1: doctor said, describe the symptoms. And the guy said, well,

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Speaker 1: Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair.

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Speaker 2: It took me a second, but that was worth it.

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Speaker 1: Have you?

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Speaker 2: I mean this one? This is an old dad joke.

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Speaker 2: I seem to only get sick on weekdays. I must

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Speaker 2: have a weekend immune system.

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Speaker 3: Ah oh, for Christ's sake, that had Joshua and all

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Speaker 1: Let me try this one on you. This is not

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Speaker 1: me talking. This is my doctor. You know my doctor,

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Speaker 1: right josh doctor Vinnie Boom. But he tried this one

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Speaker 1: out on me. I'm gonna use it on you. Now,

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Speaker 1: what did the doctor say. The doctor says to you,

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Speaker 1: a guy, sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards. And

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Speaker 1: the guy says, and all right, a few guys.

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed those. That one was my favorite.

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Speaker 1: We got a text message that came in here from

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Speaker 1: fraud investigator Code Brown. That's his name, fraud investigator Code Brown.

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Speaker 2: Oh he added the code brown. Unless there's a.

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Speaker 1: Couple of them, Yeah, okay, interesting name. Today is his Friday.

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Speaker 1: He's leaving for Lake of the Woods tomorrow, and he

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Speaker 1: says he's given everyone the double bird on his way

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Speaker 1: out of town. Good for you, bruh. Get her done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, have a good trip.

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Speaker 3: I'm going up north on Friday too to go ice

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Speaker 3: fishing for the first time of my life.

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Speaker 2: And you're going with your father in law.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ice Castle. Jesus, he's a longtime listener to the show.

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Speaker 1: Where are you going?

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Speaker 4: Relax?

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, Yeah, we'll.

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Speaker 2: Go to Brainerd and we're going to try to do

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Speaker 2: some ice fishing.

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Speaker 4: Are you well?

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Speaker 2: We were planning on it. I don't know, no, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if anybody wants to sit in there, you know,

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Speaker 2: like an ice house with at this point, Oh, that's

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Speaker 2: a good point.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's interesting. You've never wed a line in any fashion.

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Speaker 3: I mean off the dock a couple of times, or

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Speaker 3: my old grandfather grandparents place back in the day.

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Speaker 4: But other than that, no, I have little to no

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Speaker 1: Certainly never in a ice shack. No, God, no, just

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Speaker 1: the two of you.

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Speaker 4: No, my wife will be there too, three of us.

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Speaker 1: Have you warmed up to any of what you need

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Speaker 1: to know ahead of time? I asked her, have you

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Speaker 1: been tying lines?

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Speaker 4: Or no, that's not going to be my responsibility.

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Speaker 1: He's going to tie them, tie a Roden reel for

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Speaker 1: you and hand it to you.

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Speaker 4: Probably yes, guessing. Or my wife, she's an.

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Speaker 1: Experienced ice fisher, ice fisher person.

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Speaker 4: Person, ice fisher woman.

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Speaker 1: Well, don't fall in.

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Speaker 3: That's why I've heard. I asked people, some people for advice.

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Speaker 3: They said, well, don't step in the hole. The hole

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Speaker 3: itself is a magnet for phones and keys. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: keep that away from there.

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Speaker 4: What else do they say?

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Speaker 3: If you got a pee, don't do it right outside

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Speaker 3: the house, you know, go around back or something like that.

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Speaker 1: So how many nights. Are you spending up there just

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Speaker 1: one one?

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Speaker 2: I mean, is this how fancy? Is this gonna be

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Speaker 2: one of those giant castle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got one of those nice ice castles, so

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Speaker 3: I can't claim that. I'm like gonna be like rugged

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Speaker 3: out doorsman type. It's a heated ice cattle. I think

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Speaker 3: it even has Wi Fi.

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Speaker 1: Oh they got everything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, an oven. We'll be making pizzas and

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Speaker 2: same after that. No, if you get into this, you

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Speaker 2: enjoy it. I've never been in well take that back,

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Speaker 2: I've been in one of those since you know, fancy there,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna pass on some more advice to you, yes,

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Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, so you'll take the top bunk. I'll

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Speaker 1: And she knows I run hot too.

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Speaker 2: That seems so extreme. But I guess I didn't see

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Speaker 1: No, he said it was like a football.

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Speaker 2: that for a while. Well, if it's anything like, my

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Speaker 2: When you're crying, you know, you're weeping for the family

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Speaker 2: And then I'm an a hole. I don't even like

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Speaker 2: show it's a dexter or something. No, I just absolutely

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Speaker 1: You are living the high life up there this weekend

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Speaker 1: They're they're so beautiful and comfortable. Now, I got some

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Speaker 1: Oh my damn, where they deliver you a porta potty. Right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Right, so you got the sloppy seconds.

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Speaker 1: We're already behind the eight ball. And I mean, and

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Speaker 1: It's already three quarters full. Yeah, we'll be out there.

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Speaker 1: They never show up now, and so cubby, by the

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Speaker 4: And icebergs that could sink the Titanic.

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Speaker 1: Oh, girls, but you won't have that problem because you

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Speaker 1: got the john right inside the ice castle. Don't go

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Speaker 4: In there after my wife goes in there.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to sleep with clothes on? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's even You're gonna be even hotter if you're

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Speaker 4: Oh man, I'm gonna swept my balls off in there,

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Speaker 1: We had another one that was so well, here's the thing,

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Speaker 4: Sure, this might be a little bit more climate, I.

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Speaker 1: Imagine with this. It's just seven hundred and fifty thousand

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Speaker 4: Climate?

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Speaker 1: Right, But I mean, oh my damn at some of

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Speaker 1: It was just so brutally hot to me. Oh, there

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Speaker 2: This is one of the porta potties, no or an

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Speaker 1: Ice fish house rental. There were you know, three four

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Speaker 1: to have the outhouse out, you know, twenty feet away

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Speaker 1: But it was also so riddled with mice. Josh, when

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Speaker 1: I looked away, three four little mouseheads would peek up,

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Speaker 1: you keep the toilet paper. You see what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So when i'd look away, they'd look at me. But

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Speaker 1: You can feel them crawling around on you while you

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Speaker 4: Oh that would drive me nuts.

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Speaker 1: But you won't have those problems, No, No, I'll be

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Speaker 2: Taker Jay says, you guys sound like a bunch of

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Speaker 2: he wants to make a good impression, you know, in

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Speaker 4: That's true.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And there's been a long time coming. We've been

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 4: Last winter, if you remember, like the ice never really

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Speaker 4: So I didn't even think my father in law ever

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Speaker 1: You're gonna put a treble hook right through your d

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Speaker 2: You're gonna take out your wife's or something.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's kind of what put me off fishing. When

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Speaker 3: I was in boy Scouts for about six minutes basically,

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Speaker 2: My sister got me in the arm once on a cast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Here's a good idea when it comes to sharing a

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Speaker 1: on the peepees, just the poopoos. Yeah, she might be

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Speaker 2: Boy, I don't know. I wonder how she would. She's

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Speaker 1: You're gonna take a treble hook right to your scrot.

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Speaker 4: And yes, I absolutely know what a treble hook is.

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Speaker 4: I do not need either of you to explain it

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Speaker 2: It's the opposite of a bass hook. Oh yeah, fleet opposite.

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Speaker 2: Mine was a music joke.

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Speaker 3: Oh I see, yeah, I honestly. Now you're still talking

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have fun.

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Speaker 2: You mentioned mild winters. I was telling Nick, you know,

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Speaker 2: and the place was like, yeah, we're not renting them

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Speaker 2: But although I keep like reading about how you really

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Speaker 2: I think I'm like just at six months old enough

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or at least a rent one. I'm assuming it's

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Speaker 1: Maybe.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure some folks that are into this could let

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Speaker 2: I think I'm six months I was born just at

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Speaker 1: So they're making forty year old people go get some

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Speaker 1: kind of a certificate to ride.

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00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,600
Speaker 2: If I read it correctly. So, yeah, like a forty

444
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,520
Speaker 2: nine year old would have to take the course.

445
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,360
Speaker 1: If this is true, I mean, I suppose it makes sense.

446
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,159
Speaker 1: It was a couple of years ago I heard about

447
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:55,040
Speaker 1: kids now having to get a boat operator's license of

448
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 1: some sort. Oh do they That's what I heard a

449
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,320
Speaker 1: couple So I can't I can't be hundred sent sure

450
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:00,680
Speaker 1: I heard this couple of years ago.

451
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,399
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's not a terrible idea, it's

452
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,440
Speaker 2: just so different.

453
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:10,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, we stumbobiled as kids. No one ever

454
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:14,600
Speaker 1: asked us jack squat when we were twelve thirteen years old.

455
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,880
Speaker 1: We used to go like, hell, you were worried about

456
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,239
Speaker 1: whether or not you You were worried because it's been

457
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 1: a long time since you've ridden one.

458
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to look cool.

459
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 1: Can you push your thumb forward? Yeah?

460
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,280
Speaker 2: I can do that.

461
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,000
Speaker 1: Can you hang on?

462
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,080
Speaker 2: It depends on the day you're good. I don't have

463
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,920
Speaker 2: quite the forearm strength I used to.

464
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I mean maybe, like you said,

465
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,640
Speaker 1: maybe some stombobulers can text in. Is this a thing now?

466
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,399
Speaker 1: You need to if you're under fifty, you need to

467
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,719
Speaker 1: get some kind of a certificate.

468
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 2: Somebody else said nineteen seventy nine was a cut off.

469
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,679
Speaker 2: Maybe I read it wrong. I thought it said nineteen

470
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 2: seventy six.

471
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,679
Speaker 1: Boating, same thing I heard it. You know, I heard

472
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,720
Speaker 1: about it a couple of years ago. Obviously I don't care.

473
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,640
Speaker 1: I'm in my fifties. But I heard that kids are

474
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,560
Speaker 1: now having to get some kind of a certificate. Hell,

475
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,159
Speaker 1: my dad would never cared, No one ever cared. My

476
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,080
Speaker 1: brother and I would be take his boat out fishing

477
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 1: when we were twelve.

478
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,160
Speaker 2: Okay, so I think this is what I read from

479
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 2: mediocre machinist Jesus, and thank you if you were born

480
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 2: on or before December thirty first, nineteen seventy six, you

481
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 2: don't need to take a course for a snowmobile license. Okay,

482
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 2: so I'm I'm even better off than I thought. So

483
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 2: I'm nineteen seventy five March in nineteen seventy five. So

484
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: everybody else I was making fun of saying, hey, you

485
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 2: guys are going to have to get online or my

486
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 2: son he wouldn't even have time, so there's no way

487
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 2: he could do it because he'd have to go to

488
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,200
Speaker 2: a class.

489
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,199
Speaker 1: Here's a listener that says everyone has to go through

490
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 1: a boating safety program, no matter how old you are. First,

491
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:38,360
Speaker 1: I've heard of it, and I have a boat. I'll

492
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 1: have to look into this, all right.

493
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, get bent fishing. Jesus said he's forty one and

494
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 2: he had to get it. Are you talking about snowmobil

495
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, snomobile license?

496
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 1: Ye man. Well, this has been fun though, brought back

497
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 1: some great memories of nightmarish ice fishing weekends in garbage

498
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: rental houses and all the hell we used to raise

499
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 1: as kids. Oh, all the hell we used to raise

500
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: as kids on snowmobiles. I hate a tree once.

501
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I almost did. I came as close as you can.

502
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 1: It probably affected my ability to get an education. When

503
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 1: I was about eleven years old, that was going buck

504
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 1: wild on my mom's snowmobile and I just smacked a tree.

505
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: Of course, we never wore helmets. I just bashed my

506
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: forehead into the windshield.

507
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 3: Josh, didn't you see somebody wreca brand new just unboxed

508
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 3: snowmobile once?

509
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

510
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,239
Speaker 2: Both Nick and I you both did, okay, And it

511
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,879
Speaker 2: wasn't even his own. It was this guy borrowing a

512
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: friends who just got it on one of this. We

513
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 2: used to take a couple of snowmobile trips with through

514
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,479
Speaker 2: work and it was a lot of fun. You know,

515
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 2: Tesla was there. It was great. We had a blast,

516
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 2: and there was a guy he was I don't know

517
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 2: if he was drunk or what. He was definitely showing off.

518
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 2: It was obvious he'd never been on a sledge before

519
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 2: and he was going buck wild. I mean everybody was

520
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 2: telling him, you got to chill out, dude, and he

521
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: crashed into a tree, shattered this thing into a thousand pieces. Again,

522
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:01,159
Speaker 2: it wasn't even his That sucks. So and that was

523
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 2: the same trip. A former coworker of ours put diesel

524
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 2: into his parents his father in law. Mother in law

525
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 2: sled and blamed his twelve year old nephew to Nick.

526
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: Hey went in doubt, blamed the kid.

527
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, oh, I don't know what happened there,

528
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 2: the kid. I told him to fill it up. He

529
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 2: blamed the twelve year old kid for it.

530
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 3: And of course, the biggest snowmobile tragedy of all time, Josh,

531
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: was the chicken wing incident. When you won them, Yeah, yeah,

532
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 3: I want him at a meat raffle one of those years,

533
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 3: one of the times you want to meet right, the

534
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 3: only time I think you said you've ever won a

535
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 3: meet raffle. You wont a bunch of chicken wings. He

536
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 3: put him on the back of the sled and they

537
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 3: came flying off.

538
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: Hey. He stuffed him up the back of his jacket

539
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: for our trip back to the resort. Josh won the

540
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: meat Raffle chicken wing. Chicken wing. You must had one

541
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty chicken wings up there. Yeah.

542
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 2: I was so excited. I'd never won a meat raff

543
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 2: I love meat raffles. I've never never won such a prize.

544
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: I was riding behind Kubby on these weak ass governored

545
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: sledge that we rented up there, and so suddenly the

546
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: wing he fell out the back of his jacket, landed

547
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: on the ice, shattered wings everywhere, no cubbies crying, trying

548
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: to sweep up into his pockets. I said, just leave

549
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: him for the friggin critters.

550
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 2: Is there a five second rule on a frozen lake?

551
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 2: Steelers fan Jesus said. A few years ago he and

552
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: the wife went to the Keys. They rented jet skis.

553
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 2: She's a little older. He had to take a jet

554
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 2: ski course and she didn't. And he said, keep in mind,

555
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: I've been riding dirt bikes, four wheeler snowmobiles my entire life. Meanwhile,

556
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 2: she hadn't ridden anything, didn't have to take a course.

557
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,959
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a lot of this stuff. Suddenly

558
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 1: we're having to get certificates and licenses to do all

559
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: these things. But I don't pay much attention what else

560
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: is going on. So it might just be the three

561
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: of us today. Ashley called in earlier, said her vehicle

562
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: broke down. She was screaming, crying. Josh hung up on her.

563
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 2: I guess I did not hang up on it. Come on, man,

564
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 2: I didn't hang up on her. At all. The weight

565
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: napper hung up on me.

566
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sound like the phone got thrown out of

567
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 4: a moving car.

568
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have to wait and see what this becomes.

569
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 2: Oh, people are saying, we never told Dana about the

570
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 2: ice cracking.

571
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: Oh, ice cracking.

572
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with it? It gets loud sometimes, it

573
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: does if you're not. The first time I heard it, it

574
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: freaked the heck out of me. I thought what we're

575
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 2: going through. But don't worry. It's totally normal.

576
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: Are you Are you nervous to drive out onto the ice?

577
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 4: Oh, my wife will take care of that.

578
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: So I'm nervous to just drive with my wife.

579
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, just being in a car. Yeah.

580
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,880
Speaker 1: Are you nervous to sleep overnight on a sheet of ice?

581
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: A little bit? Yeah, a little bit. It can be unnerving,

582
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: but it's supposed to be plenty. Oh no, wait a minute,

583
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you'll love it. It's supposed to warm

584
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: up quite dramatically. Yeah.

585
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: I think so.

586
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: That's not good. It's not good.

587
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 4: Stop doing this.

588
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: I saw my uncle bought it, went through the ice

589
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: in a rental house, drown on a weekend, just like

590
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: this weekend.

591
00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 2: I think we're coming up on the anniversaries.

592
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: What's the date right now?

593
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 2: It's the fourth?

594
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Saturday will be the anniversary of when my

595
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: uncle fell through the lake in a rental house.

596
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 4: And is that east Rush Lake?

597
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 1: Right? East Rush Lake? Yeah, he made it to the surface,

598
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: but then some people just kicked him right back down

599
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: to the bottom of the lake.

600
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

601
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 1: Am I a very popular guy? Oh?

602
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 2: I know?

603
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: But yeah?

604
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 2: Am I wrong on this? Or is he not a

605
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: ghost who haunts the lake and takes a victim every

606
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 2: year on the anniversary, like especially a newbie. Yes, that's

607
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 2: the story right now.

608
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: It comes up from the from the hole. And don't

609
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: get cute with that. My dad uncle, the ghost who

610
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: haunts east Rush Lake. He his his his spirit rushes

611
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: up through the bottom of your ice fishing hole. He

612
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: pulls an artery out of your thigh. You bleed out

613
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: before emergency services can reach you, and you die. A

614
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: good weekend day.

615
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 2: Hey, you're gonna have You're gonna have a blast.

616
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'll maybe see you guys on Monday.

617
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: We gotta get going. We got some great stupid news story.

618
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: He's coming up here in a few minutes.

619
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 2: Stupid news on the half assed morning show.

620
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: A few guys. Man, f both of you. I'm tired

621
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:24,879
Speaker 1: of this working while sick. I'm telling you the truth.

622
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: This might be our final final. Everybody in the building's sick.

623
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: That was fifty to fifty this morning. Feeling better now

624
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 2: thanks to the drugs Dana gave me.

625
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. We have a very elaborate first aid kid,

626
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 4: all of a sudden.

627
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: A first aid kit. Yeah.

628
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 2: I was wondering after I took the pills. I was

629
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 2: telling Hick, i'make. I wonder how old these things are

630
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: and if that matters. I guess we'll find out.

631
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: Got any of that goat weed in there? Now?

632
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 4: They have anti diarrhea medison in case you're really in

633
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 4: a bind some day, Do they really? Yeah?

634
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: Man, you're right, they do have everything.

635
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 3: They have like dental scrubs in there. Everything. It's know exactly,

636
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 3: I didn't investigate.

637
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: To give both is a good dental scrubble? What was that?

638
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: What was that horny goatweed?

639
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 2: We'd get that like at a gas station in the bathroom.

640
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: It was supposedly it gave your heart on right.

641
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 2: I guess I'm not sure if something sexually it makes

642
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 2: you horny or something.

643
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: Back in the old days when you when you'd go

644
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: to the classy joints in the men's room, they sold

645
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 1: you some rubbers off the wall and even some of

646
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: that horny goatweed.

647
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 2: Also known as baron wart or bishop's hat or fairy wings.

648
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: Sounds very English.

649
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 4: All those terms give me horny. I don't even need

650
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 4: to take the pill.

651
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: So you found cubby some dope, huh I did? Yeah?

652
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, we're uh, thank you. We're hanging by

653
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: a thread around here. Everybody's sick. And if you're wondering

654
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: where Smashley is, she called us at three four in

655
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: the morning and set her car broke down on the

656
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: way to work. We don't know what's going on with her,

657
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: but let's get back to business. Here. Some text messages

658
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: that have come in. I'd like to address these text

659
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: messages before we start sixty nine ing with the stupid

660
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: news report. Dana told us earlier this weekend he's headed

661
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: off on his very first ice fishing trip. He's never

662
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: ice fished. He's going to be set up in one

663
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: of those cutesy ice castles with the microwave and the

664
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: stereo and this that right fancy people have been texting in.

665
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: They're trying to scare you a little bit. I've noticed

666
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: that about being out on the ice. You're spending the night.

667
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: A couple people have been texted in trying to scare you,

668
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: and there is you know, they say ice is never

669
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: one safe. I know that to be true. I've had

670
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: my own personal adventures with the ice. Here's a couple

671
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: of text messages that have come in. Tell me what

672
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: you make of this. Dana guy says he rented a shack,

673
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: real piece of garbage, spent the weekend up some He

674
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: had a dream as he was sleeping, he had a

675
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: dream he was drowning. When he woke up, an ice

676
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: heave had cut loose directly under his fish house. When

677
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: he woke up, the house was at about a thirty

678
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: degree angle. O.

679
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: No, that's pretty freaky man.

680
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: It almost swallowed him up. Just like my uncle.

681
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: I didn't have a lot of experience. So one of

682
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: the times we went snowmobiling, Nick, I remember there's be

683
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: people that would be jumping these ice berms or whatever,

684
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 2: and then a huge they disappear and there'll be a

685
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: huge splash.

686
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

687
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 2: Well, there's one time I was going to I'm like,

688
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 2: oh God, I can't slow down in time, so I'm

689
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 2: just going to go for it. And it was the

690
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: same thing where the back end of the sledge just

691
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 2: kind of got in there.

692
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: Your little bottom got all wet.

693
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's everybody was doing that, and I'm

694
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: sure it just took it out, but I for sure thought, well,

695
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: I'm about to drown right now.

696
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: Jesus, Now you know this right data And this is

697
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: for real Skis. If you do fall in, if you

698
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: end up under the ice, the whole looks dark from

699
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: the bottom.

700
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 4: Is that true?

701
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: It's true?

702
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 4: Oh? Interesting?

703
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. If you go down Skis and you sink a

704
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: few feet and you're looking upwards to get that old

705
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: Metallica song Trapped under Ice. I always like that song.

706
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: It's a darkass song. When you fall through the and

707
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: you want to find that opening that you just s

708
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: fell through, it will look darker than everything else you're

709
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: looking at. Interesting, that's one way to get out of there.

710
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: And you're going with your father in law. Yes, you

711
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 2: also might see his boot like right there pushing you back.

712
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, keeping me down.

713
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: Look for the boot.

714
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: That's what happened to my uncle.

715
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 3: That's probably why he's wanted to go ice fishing with

716
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 3: me for so long you can finally just get rid

717
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 3: of me.

718
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: Does he have a record criminal record? Yeah, now that

719
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: I know of, I don't think so. Uh do I

720
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: make you? Randy? Jesus texted in and this is just

721
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: kind of cute. I've heard these stories before, he says.

722
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: When me and my bros go to Red Lake, we

723
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: all take a minnow shot. It all started at a

724
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: bachelor party. It was like an initiation thing. All fifteen

725
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: of us took a shot a whiskey with a live,

726
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: croppy minnow in there, and you feel it wiggling down

727
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: your throat as you swallow.

728
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's news to me. You said you've heard something.

729
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 5: Like that before.

730
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I never have you seen it? Oh yeah, yeah,

731
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: I never played along with that bit. You know. Fine,

732
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm not initiated.

733
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 4: Yeah no, oh no, I'm not part of the club

734
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 4: of you cool guys.

735
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: There was seven of us trapped in a house. Uh.

736
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: Something tells me I'm still gonna fit in. Just fine.

737
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: So there you go. It's this weekend. Dan is gonna

738
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: break his ice fishing cherry.

739
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: I'm excited for you. I'm wondering if maybe this will

740
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: be a thing for you now where you want to go.

741
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 3: Everybody says I will like it, and it's you'll love it.

742
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: It's not that I never went ice fishing because I

743
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 3: was against it or anything. I just never really had

744
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,239
Speaker 3: the opportunity. You were against it growing up. I mean

745
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 3: I spent every weekend in the gym playing basketball in

746
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 3: the winter, so I never the opportunity never really arose.

747
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: Why were you against it? Against it?

748
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 3: And especially as I got older, it's like it sounds

749
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 3: like you just drink beer and sit around and have

750
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 3: some left, have some laughs.

751
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll see.

752
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 2: About that goal until your father in law tries to drowne. Yeah,

753
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: and everybody else.

754
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: Is laughing, all right, Onto the stupid news. A room

755
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: full of ass doctors got the scare of a lifetime

756
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: a few days ago in silly France. Josh knows if

757
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: you ass doctors, your body is always failing in one

758
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: way or another, and it's usually the gross parts that

759
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: are the source of the problem. Your nuts, your little

760
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: pecker and your dirty little back door. Yeah.

761
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: The no go zones definitely the show. You know. Those

762
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 2: definitely are on view by doctors quite a bit, to

763
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 2: the point where I have a butt guy and a

764
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: butt gal.

765
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 4: Now, oh, you know it.

766
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: Goes to show you what all that clean living will

767
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: do for you. You're the cleanest living prick I know, and

768
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: your little body always has something wrong with it.

769
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: Well, Doc says, I don't exercise enough or get enough fiber.

770
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 2: So those are two things they say I gotta work on.

771
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: Or are you a hyperchondriac? Did I say that correctly?

772
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: No, but I'm terrified that I will be someday.

773
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: Hypochondriac? Is that not the property.

774
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 2: Where you just to make it you're scared of.

775
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: Everything being sick? Well, you always think that there's some

776
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: something's going on wrong with.

777
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 3: You, And I feel bad for you that it's all

778
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 3: the knotty zones where you have issues because you don't

779
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 3: like be naked by yourself, and you've got to have

780
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 3: strangers coming all the time checking everything out for you.

781
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: No, and I'll tell you what, at least for my experience,

782
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: it seems like when it's the more embarrassing ones, those

783
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 2: are the ones where the students are, where they bring

784
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: in a couple of nervous looking college kids to take a.

785
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: Look, and as nervous as you are and as uncomfortable

786
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: you are getting naked in front of even yourself. You've

787
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: always agreed to allow these students in the room because

788
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: you have the option to say no.

789
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I guess I wouldn't feel right

790
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 2: saying no.

791
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: But there's something funny about There's something funny about how

792
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 1: you're built. You're constantly having to rest your pecker or

793
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: your bag or your be hole on the counter at

794
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: a doctor's office for closer inspection.

795
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been lucky. It hasn't really had too much

796
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 2: going on, but for a while, you're right, My penis

797
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 2: was a regular at a couple different actors. Well, you know,

798
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,959
Speaker 2: a lot of that was due to fertility issues when

799
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 2: my wife and I were trying to conceive.

800
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: Here's the deal with these French doctors I was telling

801
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: you about. They were sent into a panic. Now, from

802
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: what I understand, a twenty four year old character, twenty

803
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 1: four year old Dode came a walking with a limp

804
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: into the hospital and he updead directly told the ass

805
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: doctors that he wasn't feeling quite right ever since he

806
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 1: fired something up into his tender bottom. And these stories

807
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: are just a dime a dozen. If that's the proper term. Unbelievable.

808
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: How many people have this bizarre need to shove something.

809
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: But the dude he uped and told them, I don't

810
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: feel good ever since I pushed something up my bottom. Now,

811
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: apparently the doctors must not have asked him what exactly

812
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: he had forcefully keeistered himself with. They must not have

813
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: asked him specifics, or none of the rest of the

814
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: story would have played out the way that it did.

815
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: So the doctors put on the elbow deep rubber gloves

816
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 1: and they bent this poor kid over a sawhorse to

817
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: clear out whatever he had butt jammed. And the doctors

818
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 1: saw that it was a damn artillery shell.

819
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't start there. He's been doing it

820
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: for a while, But this seems like an old man game,

821
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: not a twenty four year old man game, you know.

822
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: I pictured this being some dude in the sixties. He

823
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,919
Speaker 2: shoved everything up there at this point, and he wanted

824
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: a little more danger for the arousal.

825
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: It's just a kid an artillery shell. Naturally, everyone ran

826
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: for their lives. New guys in the corner puke and

827
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: his guts out. The ash. Doctors ran. They ran to

828
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: the nearest telephone, and they called in the bomb squad.

829
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: Those poor bastards, the freaking bomb squad didn't ask for this,

830
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: But next thing they know, they're on their knees looking

831
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: up this kid's can trying to fist loose a damn

832
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: artillery shell without killing everyone within a square block of

833
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: the hospital.

834
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: You evacuated a hospital, man, by how horny you got

835
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: that horny goat weed? Yeah, maybe that's what got them.

836
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 4: Took too much of it, decided to throw the shell

837
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 4: up his butt.

838
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: Once this artillery shell was removed, once they cleared away

839
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: all the soft watery stool, the bomb squad fellers determined

840
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,720
Speaker 1: it was not an active shell or whatever the proper

841
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: term might be, not a live shell. This damn thing

842
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: went all the way back to World War F ME

843
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: running part one, so some kind of historic artifact. For

844
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: Pete's sake, it went all the way back to World

845
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: War Oh, I don't know where the kid got it.

846
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 2: Mostly the story mentioned that it's not uncommon kind of

847
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 2: in that area. Every once in a while, something we

848
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 2: get dug off. They'll find it. Can you imagine like

849
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 2: that artillery shells, thinking, whoof survived a war? Nothing can

850
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: go wrong? Now, it's easy living at this point right

851
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 2: where there's disrespectful, I'd want to blow that up.

852
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: Where did this happen again? This was France, Oh, France,

853
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: that's right. Yes, we hear quite often that in France,

854
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: Germany World War two. Yep, we hear quite often. Some

855
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: dude to be mowing his frigging backyard and the mower

856
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: blades will strike something very hard and it's an unexploded

857
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: bomb from World War Two. But this sub bitches World

858
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: War That blows my.

859
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 4: Mind too, the og.

860
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I mean it seems like somebody, you

861
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 2: know in England somewhere they're planning rhubarb and all of

862
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 2: a sudden they pull a bomb out of their garden.

863
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: It gives you a good idea of just how peppered

864
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: some of those different spots got because of World War Two.

865
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: They were just peppered constantly with bombs. This kid is

866
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: twenty four year old kid who squeezed the artillery shell

867
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 1: into his bung. He isn't off the hook for this,

868
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: not by a long shot. The local cops are looking

869
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: to charge this with some some kind of weapons violation.

870
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: And I say good, because that ain't right.

871
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of stuff went wrong after.

872
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: What what if that would have been a live shell

873
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: that goes off, everyone in the building is dead.

874
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 2: I mean they make toys for that, right, don't they.

875
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 1: Covered in watery stool.

876
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: For gentlemen as well? Stuff they can put up there?

877
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: Sure?

878
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 2: Would that be considered like a prostate massageer? Or what

879
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 2: you know? Is that the gist there?

880
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: I don't follow such things. I'm not exactly sure, are you?

881
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: You're looking to define it somehow?

882
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: Well, I thought they made stuff for that.

883
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

884
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 4: We can send you some links, Josh.

885
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they make toys for about everything. Everybody.

886
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 2: You got to be pretty bored, I think to risk

887
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 2: something like that, Yeah, come.

888
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: Up back there, only, cubby? Would that be considered a prostate?

889
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: I like to learn, and I learn a lot about

890
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 2: the pravity from you guys on a daily basis.

891
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: I know a lot about a lot when it comes

892
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 1: to depravity, Josh. But I don't know the specifics of

893
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: male butt toys. I don't. Well, I'll get back to you.

894
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: I will do. I will. Here's a court case from

895
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: up in Canada, and I wouldn't mind sitting in on this.

896
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: It's just so friggin stupid. I think I would enjoy

897
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: being ringside to see this all play out in court.

898
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: A thirty eight year old Canadian feller by the name

899
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: of Weldon. Oh and by the way, if you can

900
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: believe this, Weldon is. Weldon is apparently from a town

901
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: called Sackville. You can take that. Take that in whatever

902
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: direction you like.

903
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 3: You know that town sign gets stolen on the regular,

904
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 3: for sure, Dude. Everybody's stealing that Sackville sign.

905
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 2: Everyone's talking, everyone's joking about I'm gonna take you to

906
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 2: Sackville that kind of thing. Yep, Yeah, you're right that

907
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 2: all your taxes are going to buy new suits.

908
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 1: I want to see the logo on their high school

909
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: football helmet, That's what I want to see.

910
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 4: Just some wrinkly balls.

911
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: Thirty eight year old fella Weldon from a town called Sackville, Canada.

912
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: He's been setting in court here lately because of what

913
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: he did to a couple of cops last summer. Says here. Oh,

914
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: he intentionally farted on a couple of cops. He did,

915
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: and there were some more serious offenses too. Let me

916
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: go ahead and tell you all about it. One night

917
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: last summer. Stupid Weldon and his numbskull, buddy. They stole

918
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: a motor vehicle. The cops chased him around town. They

919
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: ended up in a field. Weldon got the vehicle stuck

920
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: in the mud. Weldon ran, The police chased him down

921
00:42:54,040 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: and caught him. Sometime after Weldon was placed into custody,

922
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: he deliberately backed his ass cheeks onto the hip of

923
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: one of the cops and farted. A couple minutes later,

924
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 1: he put his ass on the other cop too and

925
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: farted again.

926
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 4: I hate that. I think this is funny.

927
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: Now imagine being in this Canadian courthouse and hearing the

928
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:40,359
Speaker 1: following details. Word is, when Weldon dumped ass on the

929
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: first cop, Weldon said, here's a present for you. And

930
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 1: when he pressed out a fart on the second cop,

931
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: he said, quote, and here's a present for you too.

932
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: In court, Weldon told the judge that he was very

933
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: drunk and he's embarrassed by his behavior. He's been put

934
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: on probation for six months Canadian. He's on house arrest,

935
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: he's got to cut loose with community service, and he

936
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: can't drive a motor vehicle for a year Canadian.

937
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's a bizarre, funny story, But is

938
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: that an insane person. Just somebody who's so drunk they

939
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 2: don't know what they're doing. Dously kind of a jackass,

940
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 2: hilarious guy. Although he's thirty eight years old. I mean

941
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 2: that plays.

942
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,760
Speaker 1: He's not insane. He's not insane. He was drunk.

943
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 2: He's that drunk.

944
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: He thinks he's funny. Right, that's as simple as it

945
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: gets right there.

946
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was drunk and he happen to have two

947
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 3: in the chamber, and he kind of kind of thought,

948
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 3: why not.

949
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.

950
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, I don't want you left out over there, pel,

951
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: don't you worry.

952
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: Man, somebody farts on me, like, directly on me, They're

953
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: gonna have to fight for their life. I don't care

954
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: if I'm a cop or whoever I am in this world.

955
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 1: Somebody directly farts on me, prepared to fight for your life.

956
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 2: Well, I've been farted a lot in my day.

957
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: Well that's babies and whatnot, right, I know.

958
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: Well, just you know, like that was middle school, that'd

959
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: be kind of a thing. You'd be standing there and

960
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 2: somebody would wegonize their But.

961
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: Oh, we didn't do that. We didn't We didn't have

962
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: any games played with our units or our be holes

963
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: when we were games.

964
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: Nothing surprising people with it or in.

965
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: No, no, we didn't play that game. We thought it

966
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: was off limits. Let's welcome Smashlely to the program. We've

967
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: been talking about you. Your car broke down. What's going on?

968
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, Hi, I got it towed to the shop,

969
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 6: and then the tow truck driver was nice, nice enough

970
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 6: to drop me off at home.

971
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 7: So shout out to Rod from QT and T Towing.

972
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 2: Thanks Rodya, Rod's awesome for getting our gal here.

973
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was so nice, like one of the nicest

974
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 6: tow truck drivers I've ever ever met.

975
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: I've never had a problem ever with a guy named Rod.

976
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know me either.

977
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: No, so wait a minute. He took you home, and

978
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: you got in another motor vehicle and you drove here. Yep.

979
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I grabbed my husband's truck, which is nice.

980
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 6: I love taking his truck's.

981
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: Are you all right? Yeah, Josh said, you were screaming crying.

982
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 6: No, I was actually pretty chill about it. I just

983
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 6: got in my car and then a bunch of stuff

984
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 6: popped up, and.

985
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: What tell's wrong with your car?

986
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 7: I don't like It's so funny.

987
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 6: I love that my car does this instead of like

988
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 6: a check engine light, it'll like actually give me a

989
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 6: full sentence of what's wrong. So it said something like transmission.

990
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 6: It told me to put my car in part not

991
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 6: to drive like okay, well I guess I won't. I

992
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 6: couldn't anyway, it was stuck in neutral h So that

993
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 6: was exciting. But at least it happened at the gas station.

994
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. True, you got snacks and you got a place

995
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 2: to hang out.

996
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 7: Yeah I can be mad about that.

997
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 2: Well, thanks again to Rod.

998
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and thanks for bringing us snacks. I imagine if

999
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 3: you got some snacks, you brought us all something.

1000
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 7: Right, Oh yeah, totally okay. So next I left it

1001
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 7: in my car.

1002
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: Oh shoot, oh, and the car got told So we'll

1003
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 3: get the snacks on Monday when you get the car back.

1004
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 1: He gave Rod the snacks. Now, Rod's got a bucket

1005
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: of Andy's hot fries or whatever and some quakes. He's

1006
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 1: having the best morning of his life.

1007
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 6: Before he showed up, I thought, well, at least, you know,

1008
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 6: it must suck for him to get these early morning

1009
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 6: phone calls. But at least he's going to a gas

1010
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 6: station so he could grab something if he wanted to

1011
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 6: that'd be nice. And then he asked me if it

1012
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 6: was cool if he ran in quick before we took off.

1013
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, yeah, go ahead. What am I

1014
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 7: gonna say?

1015
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: No? Yeah? Rod? Now I played beer league softball with

1016
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: a guy named Rod.

1017
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 7: I played pool league with a guy named Rod.

1018
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: My Rod died?

1019
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 7: Oh minded it.

1020
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: Man, don't get cute with that. Shoot my beer league

1021
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: softball guy Rod. He upped and died. All right, I'll

1022
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: tell you this, cubby, as we continue on with the

1023
00:47:54,960 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: stupid news. Did you hear that? Yeah? That was bad?

1024
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1025
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 7: Are you doing all right?

1026
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: No? No, no, No one in the room is doing

1027
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: all right.

1028
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 4: You ever hang on by a thread here, Ashley.

1029
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: We're probably not coming to work tomorrow.

1030
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 2: I told you last night. I'm about fifty to fifty

1031
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 2: of tomorrow.

1032
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: There's never been anything in my life that I've wanted

1033
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: this badly. And here's where I'm going with that statement.

1034
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: A kid in India, Bye, damn does he want to

1035
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: become a doctor. Oh? He wants it so bad he

1036
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: can taste it, and he's willing to do any damn

1037
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: thing to get what he wants. Twenty year old kid

1038
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: got his whole life ahead of him. Sir Raj is

1039
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: the kid's name. Unfortunately, poor Sir Rag, he's upped and

1040
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: failed the exam to get into medical school twice. He

1041
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: has happens and this is all he wants in life.

1042
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 1: He wants to be a doctor. He's got to get

1043
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: into medical school.

1044
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 2: He at twenty years old, I had no idea what

1045
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 2: I wanted to be. Maybe that's pretty old. I mean

1046
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 2: it felt like back Maybe it's different now, but back

1047
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 2: then it felt like if you didn't know by then,

1048
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: you're done for.

1049
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 7: I thought I knew, but then everything changed.

1050
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: Just when you think you know, you don't know. Twenty

1051
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: years old, what was I saying? Yes, he failed the

1052
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: medical exam twice, but he came up with an idea

1053
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: and he followed through on that idea. Sir Ag went

1054
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: ahead and cut his foot off.

1055
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's been a while. Oh man.

1056
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: He owed the exam to get into medical school twice,

1057
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: came up with an idea, and that idea was to

1058
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: cut his own foot off so he could get into

1059
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 1: medical school under some type of disability quota. It says here,

1060
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: and bear with me, because I'm not sure I'm saying

1061
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: this correctly. It says here, excuse me Indian law. Indian

1062
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: law mandates a five percent reservation for people with disabilities

1063
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: into medical colleges. Did I say that correctly? Do you

1064
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:33,959
Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying?

1065
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

1066
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: Police in town say that Sirrag cut his own foot

1067
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 1: off the rest of his body, and they say he

1068
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: tried to make it look like he was the victim

1069
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:56,399
Speaker 1: of an assault. Sirrag has an older brother that tried

1070
00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: to help him out with this psychotic life altering. The

1071
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: older brother called the cops and said, my brother has

1072
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: been attacked. They cut his foot off for him, but

1073
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: once the cops pressed for more details, the older brother

1074
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,359
Speaker 1: came off like a moron, and the cops were able

1075
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: to easily see that there was something shady going on

1076
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: here other than the older brother being a terrible liar.

1077
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 1: The police noticed how cleanly the foot was cut off.

1078
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: They think that Sirraj used some type of machine to

1079
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: hack his foot loose. God only knows what kind of

1080
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,720
Speaker 1: machine that is or how sirrad knew how to operate

1081
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: that machine. They also found drugs laying around that Sirrage

1082
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: used to numb the pain of running his own foot

1083
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: through an amputation machine.

1084
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 6: I would need all the drugs, every drug in the

1085
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 6: world in my possession.

1086
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 2: Like you started the whole thing up, Nick, I don't know,

1087
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: he's onnymous. Yeah, I don't know if there's anything outside

1088
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 2: of saving the life of a loved one or something

1089
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 2: like that. I can't imagine doing something like that, like

1090
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 2: a saw situation. Yeah, right, exactly that type of thing.

1091
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: There's nothing that I've ever experienced that I wanted this badly.

1092
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 2: And you know what, maybe society's better off for this, because,

1093
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 2: you know, the poor kid. I feel bad that he's,

1094
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 2: you know, that affected, But that's not a guy you

1095
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,240
Speaker 2: want as your doctor, right, as your primary care physician.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: But I was gonna say if I was in the

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00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 3: doctor's office and like, oh, how'd you get to medicine?

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00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

1100
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 3: I failed to test five times, but I eventually squeaked by.

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00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 4: That'd make you a little nervous, whenn't it.

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00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: I got buy the technicality when I cut my own

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Speaker 2: foot off.

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00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: I had.

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Speaker 6: There was somebody in my life for a while that

1106
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 6: wanted to be an EMT like a paramedic type of business,

1107
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 6: and they give you like a psych exam at the

1108
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 6: fire department before they hire you, and he failed the

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00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 6: psych exam like three times, I want to say, either

1110
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 6: two or three times, and after the last one, I thought,

1111
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,439
Speaker 6: you know, maybe maybe this just isn't for you then,

1112
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 6: and also kind of scared that you're not passing your

1113
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 6: psych exam.

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Speaker 1: Now it says here nobody ever found the severed foot

1115
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: that Sirrag removed, So somewhere there's a happy neighborhood dog

1116
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: licking all the skin off of that severed foot. I

1117
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: would imagine. My guess is that Sirrag, you know, buried it,

1118
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: or ate it, or you know, threw it into an

1119
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: incinerator or something, you know, to pardon me.

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Speaker 2: He poofed it, poofed it, boofed it, boofed it. He

1121
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 2: might have boofed it.

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00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: It's possible shoved it up his own butt, possible to

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00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: get rid of the evidence. I don't know. But no

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00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: one ever found the foot. This case is so shocking

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00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: and beyond mental that authorities in India don't really know

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00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: what legal actions can be taken against Surad over there

1127
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: with the one foot off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good point, I mean fraud. Yet I

1129
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 2: have no idea what do you do?

1130
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: Some of those authority figures Kubby are saying, having to

1131
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: go the rest of his life on one foot and

1132
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: failing at one of the dumbest capers in the history

1133
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: of the world is probably punishment enough.

1134
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that. Maybe they just say, hey,

1135
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 2: you're gonna need some therapy until we can clear you

1136
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 2: get this figured out. I wonder what he'll do. I

1137
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 2: hope he stays in touch. I'd like to know where

1138
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 2: he lands. He'll land on his foot somewhere.

1139
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely ridiculous, Real quick, let me throw this one at

1140
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: you and then we'll get to moving on. Eighteen year

1141
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: old Gal has gone off the jail for throwing a

1142
00:54:54,760 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: park chop at her mammal. That's ridiculous. I mean, can

1143
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: anyone think of any kind of meat you'd like to

1144
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: use against someone's mother? Uh six nine ninety three ninety three.

1145
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: If you can think of a type of meat that

1146
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: you'd like to introduce to someone's mother, what type of

1147
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: meat would it be? And whose mother do you have

1148
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: in mind? No?

1149
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 2: I think it should just be a generic texty.

1150
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: No, I think you have to tell you have to

1151
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: get specific here, because this is sober. Did this woman,

1152
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: young lady teenager? She threw a pork chop at her

1153
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 1: own mother. Right. So I think it's only fair to

1154
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: ask our listeners if you were to introduce some style

1155
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: of meat to someone's mother, whose mother would it be

1156
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 1: and what would no?

1157
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 2: I think you can just say the meat. That's all

1158
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 2: we have time for. You don't have to aim at

1159
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 2: towards anyone's mother. Nobody's mom needs to be a welped

1160
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: son of a bit. I shouldn't have read the text.

1161
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: Did it happen?

1162
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a lot of people are saying sausage and

1163
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 2: my mom's name has come up. My mom's name, by

1164
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 2: the way, is.

1165
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: Mom tube Steak.

1166
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever had a tube stick.

1167
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 2: I have to google that.

1168
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 4: Sports on the ninety three x half assed Morning Show

1169
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 4: in the corner, Conley gonna have to higher.

1170
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 1: Conley got a I'm gonna miss having Mike Conley Junior

1171
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: around here? Did I was a big fan. I remember

1172
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: how excited I was when they made that deal. Mike

1173
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 1: Conley Junior is just a hell of a terrific basketball player,

1174
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: has been for a lot of years. Twenty years now,

1175
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he's been playing.

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00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 2: He at one time he had the richest contract in

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00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 2: the NBA.

1178
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: I was reading for an hour and a half.

1179
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did. That's how that always goes, right, He's.

1180
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: Gotta he must have been. He must be a twenty

1181
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: year veteran at this point in the National Basketball Association.

1182
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: I just really love watching him play.

1183
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 2: She's like such a cool guy too.

1184
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: Does slick little point guard, smart player, And you're exactly right.

1185
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 1: He comes off like a wonderful guy. The Wolves made

1186
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 1: some kind of wacky three team deal yesterday. Mike Conley

1187
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: is now a property of the Chicago Bulls, but a

1188
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: lot of folks think his contract will be bought out

1189
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: by Chicago and maybe another contender will pick up Mike

1190
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: for the playoff push or just to be a veteran presence.

1191
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: And this is according to everything I'm reading. Moving Mike

1192
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 1: around and moving some money around is all in preparation

1193
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: to landing the kid from Milwaukee, the Greek freak. We'll

1194
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: see about that.

1195
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: You want that to happen, you said yesterday, right.

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00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: I was mad yesterday. I was mad at the Timberwolves. Yesterday.

1197
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: I were yes Timberwolf for their loss in Memphis, And

1198
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: I said, I used to shudder at the thought of

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00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: losing nas Reed or Jaden McDaniels. But it's obvious this

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00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 1: group of players on the Timberwolves just they don't get it.

1201
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: So in my anger, I said, go ahead, make the

1202
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 1: trade for the kid from Milwaukee. I don't care who's

1203
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 1: traded at this point because the current roster isn't working

1204
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: up to its best abilities today. I don't know. I

1205
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: don't know which way. If McDaniels and Nas and Everyone's

1206
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: traded for the freak, it'll be heartbreaking on one end

1207
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: and exciting on the other. You know what I mean,

1208
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: because I love Naz Reid. Hell, I'm the guy that

1209
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: discovered the guy. I'm the guy that discovered a lot

1210
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: of folks know this. I'm the guy who first discovered

1211
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: nas Reid and said, hey, look this guy's going to

1212
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: be a player. Nobody listened. Jaden McDaniels is so much

1213
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: fun to watch. I love the edge, the anger that

1214
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: he plays with. So if that happens, y'all miss them.

1215
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: But Giannis is a hell of a player.

1216
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:42,480
Speaker 2: Funny dude too.

1217
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Speaker 1: I'm going this way and that way, Josh, you know

1218
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't know what to think.

1219
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: I know, well, you're a huge fan. As a casual fan,

1220
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 2: I'm excited about it, but like you said, it'd be

1221
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 2: sad to see nas Reed go. I enjoy him, I

1222
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 2: think primarily because of how much you love him, you know,

1223
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 2: and shoot, this town loves him too. They're getting nas

1224
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 2: red tattoos in a cole.

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00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: Years welcome for that. Maybe nothing happens and they just

1226
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 1: make a deal for a point guard like they've been

1227
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: trying to do for fifteen sixteen years, but the rumors

1228
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 1: are this is all the make room for the freak.

1229
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: We will friggin see Timberwolves play in Toronto tonight. Golden

1230
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 1: Gopher basketball is at home play in Michigan State. The

1231
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: Pigs are at the Nashville Predators. We're all sick here

1232
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: in the building, and so is Marcus Melina. We planned

1233
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 1: on talking to Marcus at eight o'clock this morning. We

1234
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: haven't talked to him in a couple of weeks. You know.

1235
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: Pigs are playing one more final final game before they

1236
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 1: go on strike for the Olympics. We were hoping to

1237
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: talk to Marcus. He called in and said, I'm sick. Oh,

1238
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,959
Speaker 1: everybody's frigging sick.

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00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 3: I don't nurse back to help for yesterday. Actually, I

1240
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 3: said I'm going to the Nearest Spirit Halloween. I'm getting

1241
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 3: a sexy nurse outfit and I'm going to go take

1242
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 3: care of them.

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00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,959
Speaker 6: I already have one, so don't tell me that it's

1244
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 6: from high school.

1245
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 2: So that's even worse.

1246
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: No, why can't you have a naughty nurse costume?

1247
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 2: You gotta wait till you're married before we get something

1248
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: like that.

1249
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: We apologize. We know that it might be a little

1250
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: tough to listen to us all gagging and choking and

1251
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: coughing and this, and that we're doing our best. We

1252
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: we feel a certain level of responsibility to the company,

1253
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: and we we love doing the show together. Today might

1254
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: be our last show of the week because of how

1255
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: everyone's feeling, because of the sickness that's sweeping through. People

1256
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: are sending doctor jokes into our Luther Bloomington Kia text

1257
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: line sixty three ninety three. I'm fat because every time

1258
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: I bang your mom, she makes me a sandwich.

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01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 7: Jesus, oh, I love that, nam.

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01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,439
Speaker 1: He says. Doctor walks into the exam room and says

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01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: to Josh, you know because Josh is always at the doctor,

1262
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: and it's always because he has something wrong with his

1263
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: pecker is nuts or his back door, right yep. Doctor

1264
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: walks into the exam room and he says to Josh.

1265
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: He says, all right, Donnie, with this being your first

1266
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:13,240
Speaker 1: rectal exam, try not to get a boner. When Josh says, well,

1267
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: my name is Josh, and the doctor says, yeah, I know,

1268
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: my name's Donnie. Cubby's got more news for you here

1269
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: in a minute. If we live through the commercial break.

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01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 2: Half fast Morning Shoe ninety three.

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01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 5: As someone who has been a trusted employee betrayed that trust,

1272
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 5: we all know what the trust is extremely fragile.

1273
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,959
Speaker 2: A Florida police officer has been arrested after investigators said

1274
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 2: he mastered a very specific skill set invoicing the city

1275
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 2: for work that never happened. The City of Sandford's finance

1276
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: department was reviewing unpaid vendor accounts tied to off duty

1277
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 2: police details when someone noticed the math wasn't mathing and

1278
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 2: that paper trail read more like creative writing than accounting,

1279
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 2: investigator say officer Ronnie Neil spent about a year turning

1280
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 2: fiction into funding, fabricating off duty assignments, padding time sheets,

1281
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 2: and collecting pay for hours he never worked.

1282
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: That's cheap.

1283
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, a year he got away with this a year.

1284
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 2: Dozens of times he's like, well, here, I am hardest

1285
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 2: working guy in the building. I'm out he ran a

1286
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 2: one man scam build directly to taxpayers. But trade and

1287
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 2: disgusted do not come close to describing how I feel.

1288
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 2: He chose day after day to lie, cheat, and steal

1289
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 2: from the community and took an oath to protect and serve,

1290
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 2: using his badge as a shield to hide his criminal acts,

1291
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 2: the chief said, and as a final ironic twist, at

1292
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 2: the time of his arrest, Neil was assigned to the

1293
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 2: department's Professional standards unit.

1294
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh perfect, Well, he's probably all done being a cop,

1295
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 1: isn't he.

1296
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's all done. That's for sure. He's in some serious,

1297
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 2: serious trouble. I don't know. They didn't mention anything like

1298
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 2: jail time, but possibility, because you know it's a is

1299
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,040
Speaker 2: that a federal offense, I'd imagine you're stealing.

1300
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: Gotta be.

1301
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 2: It has to be tax dollars and it's a year's worth.

1302
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 2: A veteran NYPD lieutenants facing larceny charges after swiping a

1303
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 2: two hundred and seventy five dollars pendant from a designer

1304
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 2: bag at a high end yoga apparel store in Manhattan,

1305
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 2: a store that sells inner peace at premium prices. Police

1306
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 2: say the sixty one year old took what's known as

1307
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 2: an intention crystal from an Alo yoga location while working

1308
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 2: a side gig as a security guard inside the store.

1309
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: A A what.

1310
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 2: Intention crystal?

1311
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1312
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 7: What you never heard of?

1313
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: Hell?

1314
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 7: I haven't.

1315
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: Oh you're being sarc What kind of made up crap

1316
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: is that?

1317
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 9: I don't know.

1318
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 3: I know you guys don't shop at high end yoga

1319
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 3: boutiques in Manhattan.

1320
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever been to a yoga store.

1321
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 2: I mean, my wife likes Lululemon. Is that a yoga store?

1322
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 6: No, I'm imagining like it's a yoga studio and like

1323
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 6: the front of it is like a little boutique.

1324
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 7: That's what I'm thinking. Is that what it is?

1325
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 2: It's the front, it's the back door front playing Yet

1326
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 2: whatever it is, it's expensive.

1327
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: He stole that.

1328
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's hired to stop theft, but he committed one.

1329
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 2: A police source summed it up best, saying, quote, you

1330
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 2: can't make this s up. The lieutenant's been with the

1331
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 2: NYPD's Crime Prevention Division since last year, which adds a

1332
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 2: little more irony to the whole situation. He was arrested

1333
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 2: Friday and charged with larceny, misconduct, and criminal possession of

1334
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 2: stolen property, then promptly suspended without pay. The alleged theft

1335
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 2: was caught on video by a store manager, and police

1336
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,440
Speaker 2: say the lieutenant has now been told to not a

1337
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 2: stay away from the yoga store for good. I'm not

1338
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 2: feeling well. That's great, So you deserved that.

1339
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: What a silly way to lose your gig.

1340
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 2: Stupid he stole a two hundred and seventy five dollars pendant.

1341
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 7: Not worth it.

1342
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 2: He's done. Maybe he just thought, hey, I'm the law here,

1343
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 2: you know, I'm the guy that's going to catch it,

1344
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 2: not realizing that somebody else checks those tapes.

1345
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: Here's the good news, cubbies. Some lucky bastard is going

1346
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 1: to land that yoga studio security guard gig here. And

1347
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 1: I mean talk about going getting off and running. Yeah,

1348
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: there's a job open, a thrilling job opening now, yoga

1349
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 1: studio security guard.

1350
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 2: You know, maybe actually that's not a bad one for

1351
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:21,439
Speaker 2: the cops working overtime. I mean, I'd imagine the there's

1352
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 2: some I can do you running around that Oh oh, heck, yeah.

1353
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 1: You are such a pig.

1354
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know, I like to like to

1355
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 2: objectify people and stereotype.

1356
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 6: Sometimes I don't even like to go to yoga at

1357
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 6: a certain time, like when the rest of the world

1358
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 6: is awake and alive, so like after work, you know,

1359
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 6: or you know, after they would get off work, so

1360
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 6: like five six pm. Because it's too many people my

1361
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 6: age and too many hot women. It's intimidating, Like I

1362
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 6: can't take this, I can't stretch. Well, there's like a

1363
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 6: twelve out of ten in.

1364
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 7: Front of me.

1365
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 2: That doesn't seem like you to No, I like.

1366
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 7: To go after work here so you know, like eleven twelve.

1367
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,760
Speaker 3: It is just me and a bunch of old people,

1368
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 3: so eat, just a bunch of gassy grandmas.

1369
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, then I'm not sitting there like, oh my god.

1370
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 2: Gassi Gramma's. That sounds like a good podcast title.

1371
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 4: Fairly does, doesn't it.

1372
01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,960
Speaker 2: I bet they can spin a yarn or two.

1373
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: Don't be scared of the foxy ladies.

1374
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 2: Ashley intimidating In Indiana, man rob.

1375
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: Most of them are primo pains in the ass.

1376
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 2: In Indiana man robbed a Munsey Area taco bell with

1377
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 2: pruning shears some intimidation by gardening equipment at that taco joint.

1378
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 2: According to a nine to one one caller, a thirty

1379
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 2: three year old man walked into the taco bell wearing

1380
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 2: a red mask, a bright orange neon hoodie, carrying the

1381
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 2: pruning shears, which is one way to blend in. He

1382
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 2: demanded employees open the register or else, the implied threat

1383
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 2: being he would trim them of dead branches or something.

1384
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:54,320
Speaker 2: After he took off, the suspect was found at an

1385
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 2: AutoZone wearing the same inconspicuous, bright orange neon hoodie and

1386
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 2: red mask. Office or searched him. They found the pruning

1387
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 2: shears and meth.

1388
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: What was he picking up over there at AutoZone?

1389
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 2: He was just hiding out there in his neon outfit

1390
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 2: getting in the zone AutoZone. A detective asked whether he

1391
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 2: used the pruning shears found in his back pocket to

1392
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 2: pry open the register, and the suspect replied, quote, this

1393
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 2: guy's a thinker. Technically it's an intimidation. Technically it's a

1394
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 2: robbery and intimidation because I threatened them.

1395
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,919
Speaker 1: Well, he knows the law.

1396
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that was his legal analysis, straight from the source.

1397
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 2: There Later officials were able to find video footage which

1398
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:38,800
Speaker 2: showed the man jabbing the shears at Taco Bell employees.

1399
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 2: Cottage Grove Elementary went into lockdown yesterday that a few

1400
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 2: scary moments after a reminder that noon on a weekday

1401
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 2: is still very much not the time for binge drinking,

1402
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 2: police say, a possibly drunk forty six year old man

1403
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 2: showed up just before lunchtime, allegedly waving a butcher knife

1404
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 2: and trying to get into the school. For Christ's sake,

1405
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,920
Speaker 2: SLF told officers the man had all those.

1406
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: Twenty year old sat Cottage Grove Elementary, they must have

1407
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: been terrified.

1408
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,520
Speaker 2: Staff told officers the man had been driving erratically through

1409
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 2: the parking lot, a space that's usually dangerous enough thanks

1410
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 2: to rushed parents in a bad mood, before getting out

1411
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 2: in attempting to break into the school where kids would

1412
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 2: prefer to break out. According to the principal, students were

1413
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,200
Speaker 2: on the playground at the time, but we're ushered into

1414
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,559
Speaker 2: secure classrooms as the school locked down.

1415
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 1: Somebody hit this guy with a trank dart.

1416
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 2: They don't know what's going on or how they got

1417
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 2: him out. Yeah, they's called nine one one. I guess

1418
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 2: it took off. City officials confirmed the school's locked vestibule

1419
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 2: did its job. The man never made it inside. They

1420
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 2: actually arrested him within six minutes of that nine one call.

1421
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 7: That's impressive.

1422
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 2: They worked fast.

1423
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:45,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

1424
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,599
Speaker 2: No word on what was going on in the guy's

1425
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:50,519
Speaker 2: head when he attempted to break in, very very very frightening.

1426
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 3: I got a buddy whose daughter goes to that school.

1427
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 3: He said, that was a very frightening email to get,

1428
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,640
Speaker 3: as you can imagine, I would think so.

1429
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 4: And he said he's very thankful that.

1430
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 3: I guess over the last summer they really beefed up

1431
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,920
Speaker 3: the security and the lockdown procedures at that school, So

1432
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:05,639
Speaker 3: he's very thankful for that. Yeah, scary situation, no doubt.

1433
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 2: Do you have any more info than what I mean?

1434
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 2: Perhaps hearsay, But I just gave you what was in.

1435
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 2: I read like four stories on it, and I gave

1436
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:16,559
Speaker 2: you what was there. Did he have anything else to say?

1437
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:17,639
Speaker 4: Nothing else really to say?

1438
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,080
Speaker 2: No, did he meant was it a parent?

1439
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 4: They don't know.

1440
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 3: He just sent me a screenshot of the email that

1441
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 3: he got, you know, and it just kind of had

1442
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 3: the information that you just gave right there. So no

1443
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,519
Speaker 3: other information I got.

1444
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 2: Well based on what Nick said, he was forty six

1445
01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 2: or maybe still a student your suggesting an eighth grader.

1446
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 2: A Kentucky father spent the weekend behind bars after threatening

1447
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,680
Speaker 2: to shoot a group of people at a youth basketball

1448
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 2: game because he was upset about his son's playing time.

1449
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we get one of these all the time.

1450
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Oh there goes coming for falls.

1451
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:55,679
Speaker 2: Sorry about that, police say. Twenty twenty eight year old

1452
01:09:55,680 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 2: Stephen Hamblin confronted a coach Saturday, unhappy his his future

1453
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 2: NBA superstar wasn't seeing enough minutes for dad's taste. Words exchanged,

1454
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 2: voices raised, and, according to court documents, a brief scuffle

1455
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:11,800
Speaker 2: followed before adults were separated at what was supposed to

1456
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 2: be a youth basketball game. Then things got worse. Video

1457
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 2: shows what happened next. Hambling could be seen opening the

1458
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 2: driver's side door of an suv as a child runs

1459
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 2: behind the vehicle to the opposite side to safety. Then

1460
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,240
Speaker 2: the man closes the door, steps behind the suv and

1461
01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 2: points what looks like a handgun at a group of

1462
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:33,479
Speaker 2: six seven people connected to the visiting team. As he

1463
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,920
Speaker 2: waved the gun around, he said multiple times he was

1464
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 2: gonna shoot him. Officers ride at the scene about two

1465
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:42,040
Speaker 2: but Hamblin was gone. They later located him at his

1466
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 2: home not long after. When asked about the incident, he

1467
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 2: said he was just offending his family. He said they

1468
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:51,080
Speaker 2: were being attacked, but investigator said the video clearly told

1469
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 2: a different story. The next court he'll be stepping on

1470
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,559
Speaker 2: to is one with a bench, and you'll see plenty

1471
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 2: of minutes in front of the judge sitting behind it.

1472
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 3: My dad was my basketball coach growing up, and he's

1473
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 3: got a great story about playing time about a parent complaining,

1474
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 3: you got to call one night. We're playing some tournament.

1475
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 3: It's a Saturday night, and he gets a phone call.

1476
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 3: There's hours after the game. The dad is clearly intoxicated.

1477
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,600
Speaker 3: You didn't play my kid in the second half. He

1478
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 3: didn't play one single minute.

1479
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Why do you hate my kid?

1480
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,719
Speaker 3: And my dad goes he followed out with three minutes

1481
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,760
Speaker 3: left in the second quarter. I couldn't put him back

1482
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,280
Speaker 3: in the game.

1483
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 2: I want my son's team to win, so I always

1484
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 2: suggest the coach don't put him, just as a strategy, like,

1485
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 2: come on, let's get a w on the books here.

1486
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:37,599
Speaker 2: Some people believe their current lover and their former lover

1487
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:41,519
Speaker 2: should never ever get along, and one unlicky bastard in

1488
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:44,320
Speaker 2: Ohio learned that lesson the hard way with a gunshot

1489
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 2: to the gut. At a New Year's Eve house party,

1490
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 2: an upset woman watched her estranged husband and her new

1491
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:53,599
Speaker 2: boyfriend strike up in a parent bromance, laughing, hanging out,

1492
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 2: bonding together, and she was not cool with that. So

1493
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:01,000
Speaker 2: after unsuccessfully hounding her new boyfriend leave the party with

1494
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:04,080
Speaker 2: her and leave his new friend behind, she decided to

1495
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 2: leave the party solo when he refused, well, at least

1496
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 2: leave long enough to go get herself a gun. Then

1497
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,640
Speaker 2: around five in the morning, she came back driving her

1498
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 2: mom's car. Five in the morning, Yeah, it was still

1499
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 2: going on the open fire on the house. One of

1500
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,559
Speaker 2: those bullets struck a twenty nine year old man standing

1501
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 2: on the porch right in the stomach, and he had

1502
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 2: nothing to do with it. He was just a partygoer.

1503
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 2: Turns out the angry wife was a better shooter than

1504
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 2: she was a driver, because as she fled, she crashed

1505
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 2: her mom's jeep while going around a curve, striking a

1506
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 2: guardrail and a utility pole. She was convicted last week

1507
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:40,679
Speaker 2: of attempted murder and other charges related to that attack.

1508
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:45,559
Speaker 6: Wow, it's that serious, Huh. I bet that, uh that X.

1509
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:47,840
Speaker 7: Knows something about her she doesn't want the new one

1510
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 7: to find out.

1511
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was wondering if they were talking trash about her,

1512
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,840
Speaker 2: or like you said, maybe she's trying to prevent some

1513
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,679
Speaker 2: new information coming to this new boyfriend.

1514
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,600
Speaker 6: I mean, I would feel like the biggest fan in

1515
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,439
Speaker 6: the world of all of a sudden, my husband was

1516
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 6: buddy b with my ex husband, Like, that's weird.

1517
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,080
Speaker 7: I don't need that happening.

1518
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:05,680
Speaker 6: I probably won't want that to happen, but I don't

1519
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:07,280
Speaker 6: think I'm gonna go get a gun about.

1520
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 2: It and just take out a random person.

1521
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:12,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, this poor guy, he's just having a quick cigarette.

1522
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,120
Speaker 1: If I'm hanging out with people who plan on drinking

1523
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Speaker 1: until five o'clock in the morning, I expect to be

1524
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:18,000
Speaker 1: shot at.

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01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that kind of seems like You're right. It came

1526
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:24,800
Speaker 2: to a point where it's almost shocking if you weren't

1527
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,320
Speaker 2: shot at.

1528
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,800
Speaker 1: The people who want to drink until five o'clock in

1529
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:31,599
Speaker 1: the morning. Regularly, they shoot each other, that's what they do.

1530
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 1: You're right, you know what I mean, I would expect that.

1531
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 2: A thirty year old man is accused of stealing about

1532
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:41,439
Speaker 2: four thousand dollars worth of steaks, roasts, lamb and the

1533
01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:45,880
Speaker 2: good stuff from multiple Florida grocery stores. Yeah not heck yeah,

1534
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,600
Speaker 2: which part that's stealing? He's not good, can't do that.

1535
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:52,719
Speaker 2: Four grand surveillance video shows him calmly selecting premium beef

1536
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 2: and lamb at a public's, then strolling out without paying.

1537
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 2: Didn't even try.

1538
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 6: He's not grabbing any of that eighty twenty crown beef.

1539
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:02,360
Speaker 7: He's going ninety three seven all days.

1540
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,719
Speaker 2: He's no doubt. I want the marbling. Less than twenty

1541
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:12,560
Speaker 2: minutes later, he hit another publix, loading up on pork top, surloin, brisket, tenderloin,

1542
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 2: and even some personal care items.

1543
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 1: Super Bowl party.

1544
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, I wonder. Detectives later tracked him down,

1545
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,920
Speaker 2: and that's when things got emotional. He told them. After

1546
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 2: stealing the meat, he drove to his girlfriend's house to

1547
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,599
Speaker 2: surprise her, but he caught her cheating. Oh no, these

1548
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:31,719
Speaker 2: guy's having a day, specifically cheat cooking with another man,

1549
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 2: a culinary betrayal in his mind, Overcome with anger and heartbreak.

1550
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 1: He said.

1551
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:40,640
Speaker 2: He threw wall the stolen meat away in frustration. This

1552
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:44,679
Speaker 2: was okay, speaking of frustration. This wasn't just a case

1553
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 2: of someone trying to meet their budget. This was a calculated,

1554
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 2: high stakes operation that left two stores with significant losses.

1555
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:56,720
Speaker 2: Sheriff Rick Daley set then he kept going. While the

1556
01:14:56,760 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 2: suspects selection was choice, his method wasn't co sure. He

1557
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 2: really tried to milk the system and by now he's

1558
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:07,719
Speaker 2: found out the green roof in does not serve premium meats.

1559
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 7: Man, I love this guy and he's not done.

1560
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,479
Speaker 1: Oh no, he went on, Dude, we're not feeling well.

1561
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 2: He went too far.

1562
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 1: More food puns his relationship.

1563
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 2: It's even too much for me. His relationship may have

1564
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 2: been past its prime. But stealing isn't the way to

1565
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:27,280
Speaker 2: cure what ails you. The bottom line is this.

1566
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:29,640
Speaker 1: You don't have to read the whole thing I do.

1567
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,559
Speaker 2: It's in my contract.

1568
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,639
Speaker 7: I like it. How does he keep doing this?

1569
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,120
Speaker 2: If you steal from our stores, we will catch you

1570
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:38,519
Speaker 2: and you will meet the consequences. You can't use the

1571
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:42,240
Speaker 2: same joke twice. The meat thief is being held on

1572
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 2: a five thousand dollars bond. Alice Cooper turns seventy eight today,

1573
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 2: mister Cooper. Wow, freaking the spreadsheets. Jesus texting a happy anniversary,

1574
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:55,599
Speaker 2: shout out to his smoking hot wife. Happy birthday to Ritchwood.

1575
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 2: Jesus podcasting from the Gators state, we appreciate that. Happy

1576
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,320
Speaker 2: sixty birthday to Neil, who his wife said still looks

1577
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 2: like he's twenty. Good luck to Jackson on his way

1578
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 2: to school. He got four tests today. Guys, saw Man,

1579
01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:13,400
Speaker 2: that's stressful murder. You should have called in from mom,

1580
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 2: Lady Boss, mom of five, Jesus and your friends here

1581
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,599
Speaker 2: at ninety three X. And finally, today is National Thank

1582
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:21,879
Speaker 2: a Mail Carrier Day, so thank you to our mailmen

1583
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:24,400
Speaker 2: and male women out there. Personally, I like to think

1584
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,559
Speaker 2: Craig our Maleman, wonderful guy.

1585
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:28,280
Speaker 1: There go Craig right there, there you go.

1586
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 2: I see him every day. And that's ninety three X

1587
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:34,840
Speaker 2: News Randy Shaver and Brad Riders on the Half Assed

1588
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:36,240
Speaker 2: Morning Show.

1589
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,800
Speaker 7: I have not deviated from my plan. I've been determined.

1590
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:44,920
Speaker 9: And you know, normally in the past there's always a

1591
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:49,000
Speaker 9: moment where you break down and you realize the severity

1592
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 9: of things and that your dreams are slipping through your fingers,

1593
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:55,400
Speaker 9: but I didn't have that this time. I'm not letting

1594
01:16:55,479 --> 01:16:56,679
Speaker 9: this slip through my fingers.

1595
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:58,479
Speaker 7: I'm I'm gonna do it.

1596
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 1: Live microphone.

1597
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,720
Speaker 2: Here we go. There they are.

1598
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:04,559
Speaker 4: We're doing great.

1599
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:07,439
Speaker 1: Lindsey Vaughan is going to go ahead and ski at

1600
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:11,000
Speaker 1: the Olympics after all. Huh, well, there you go. Hello,

1601
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:12,959
Speaker 1: doctor Shaver, doctor writer.

1602
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 8: Good morning. Sounds like you guys need doctors.

1603
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:20,519
Speaker 2: Oh right, it's silly. It's silly.

1604
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:24,080
Speaker 1: We're well, half of us are very sick on the program.

1605
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,519
Speaker 1: We probably shouldn't have come into the building, but we

1606
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 1: decided we decided we'd go ahead anyway.

1607
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:33,640
Speaker 6: I'm really hoping whatever it is, I've already been exposed

1608
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,760
Speaker 6: to it so it doesn't happen, because this does not

1609
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:37,719
Speaker 6: look pleasant.

1610
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:42,760
Speaker 1: So Randy Shaver, Brad Ryder, if you hear gagging and

1611
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:47,479
Speaker 1: coughing throughout this conversation, no, it's not a Bella Donna

1612
01:17:47,479 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 1: movie playing in the background.

1613
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:53,920
Speaker 4: Although we can fire on up if you guys want

1614
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:54,880
Speaker 4: to hear it.

1615
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:58,679
Speaker 1: It's the sound of Cubby and I slowly passing away.

1616
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: Even Marcus Bellino, I don't know how we spread it.

1617
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 1: We've spread this to the pig's locker room now. Marcus

1618
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 1: gave us a telephone call early on this morning and

1619
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:13,960
Speaker 1: said he's too sick to come on, So it's it's everywheres. Yeah,

1620
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 1: that stuff spreads pretty easily around the old folks homes too,

1621
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: doesn't it, Randy. I wouldn't know.

1622
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:22,240
Speaker 5: I'm not there, so oh, I'm I'm trying to stay

1623
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,120
Speaker 5: away from all that.

1624
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,600
Speaker 1: I totally forgot. Yeah, you're in.

1625
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 9: I know.

1626
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 5: My oldest son is super sick, or has been last

1627
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:30,839
Speaker 5: couple of weeks.

1628
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:35,360
Speaker 8: So my body must be full of preservatives. Because you'd

1629
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 8: think that I would be the one that would be

1630
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 8: sick among all of us, because I'm around college students

1631
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,519
Speaker 8: every day and I'm not sick.

1632
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 2: Well, I wondered that because, like so, my wife she's

1633
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,519
Speaker 2: at a gym every day, my son goes to school

1634
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:50,000
Speaker 2: every day, and they almost never get sick. And maybe

1635
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 2: it's just from being around it so much. They bring

1636
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:52,479
Speaker 2: it home to me.

1637
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, they built up their immunes.

1638
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:57,680
Speaker 1: Brad. You don't catch colds from college kids. You catch STDs.

1639
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:00,000
Speaker 2: That's what they're paying.

1640
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:02,599
Speaker 4: But he's got enough of those already.

1641
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 8: Then I'm fine.

1642
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, Cubby, you really never have much of a

1643
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:09,840
Speaker 1: chance your wife drags home whatever filth is roaming around

1644
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: the yoga matts. Your son brings home all the filth

1645
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,080
Speaker 1: that the kids are spitting in each other's yapps all

1646
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 1: day long at the Junior High. And sometimes I got

1647
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:21,200
Speaker 1: that weekend immune system in the first place.

1648
01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:25,559
Speaker 2: It seems like it has been last Yeah.

1649
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:30,200
Speaker 1: So bear with us again. We're really seriously considering taking

1650
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,840
Speaker 1: the rest of the week off. So whatever you want

1651
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,000
Speaker 1: to say to us, say it now.

1652
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,840
Speaker 2: If you could say it my right ear, I can't

1653
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,160
Speaker 2: hear it all my life.

1654
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:40,719
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't hear out of his right ear.

1655
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,479
Speaker 2: No, my left ear, So talk to my right ear.

1656
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:51,000
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, Yes, that ear is on my right correct.

1657
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 5: Oh well, if that's the case, then maybe we should

1658
01:19:56,720 --> 01:20:01,120
Speaker 5: speculate on the yis and timberwolves, because.

1659
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna get there.

1660
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,920
Speaker 5: That might that might very well happen while we're not

1661
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:05,920
Speaker 5: on the air.

1662
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: So we're gonna get there. We will in just a minute.

1663
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 1: People have been sending us doctor jokes this morning, hearing

1664
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:18,120
Speaker 1: how ill Kubby and I have become. I love a

1665
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 1: good doctor joke. We don't really embrace those the way

1666
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 1: maybe we No.

1667
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,240
Speaker 2: There's a lot of good ones out there, maybe we should.

1668
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 1: So a guy goes to the doctor, right, Randy Shave

1669
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:36,360
Speaker 1: or Brad Writer. He's looking to get his diagnosis. The

1670
01:20:36,439 --> 01:20:40,160
Speaker 1: guy asked the doctor how long do I have? And

1671
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:44,599
Speaker 1: the doctor says five And the guy says, what five years?

1672
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: Five months? And the doctor says four three two. We

1673
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:58,240
Speaker 1: love a good doctor joke six three ninety three. All right,

1674
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 1: we'll it and and okay, Lindsey Vaughn, Right, we'll get

1675
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,720
Speaker 1: back to more of that Olympics. I don't know how.

1676
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:08,240
Speaker 5: I don't know how Lindsay Vaughn can skip. She she

1677
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,920
Speaker 5: has to have it. She's doing a training run either

1678
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:16,600
Speaker 5: today or tomorrow tomorrow, I think, and that will determine

1679
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,920
Speaker 5: whether she can actually ski in the Olympics. I mean,

1680
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:21,559
Speaker 5: she's got to tour in a c L. I just

1681
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:22,640
Speaker 5: don't know how you can do that.

1682
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, buddy, mind doing way worse damage. That's like irrehsible.

1683
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:29,479
Speaker 3: A buddy mine tore his a c L about seven

1684
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 3: eight years ago, and his baseball career has kept going

1685
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,720
Speaker 3: and he has never got it fixed. What career like

1686
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,679
Speaker 3: isn't hurt baseball writer's career?

1687
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:42,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that doesn't change things that does change things

1688
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:43,240
Speaker 2: a little bit.

1689
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, not every you know, everybody's different. You know, some

1690
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: folks that have to have the whole shmir you know,

1691
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 1: put back together. Some folks can live with it.

1692
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,160
Speaker 5: I mean, part of the part of the news conference

1693
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:57,040
Speaker 5: you played, Nick is she said, I'm not going to

1694
01:21:57,200 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 5: know how this is until I'm flying down the mountain

1695
01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:05,240
Speaker 5: at eighty miles an hour. I me, okay, good luck

1696
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:05,559
Speaker 5: with that.

1697
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,400
Speaker 3: I don't even want to go down to Bunny Hill

1698
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:10,880
Speaker 3: to intact as ls right right, those Betty Hills are

1699
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:11,680
Speaker 3: they're intimidating.

1700
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,360
Speaker 5: I just don't know how she can do that.

1701
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:16,760
Speaker 1: So she's gonna go ahead with it. She's gonna try

1702
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:20,760
Speaker 1: that downhill skiing. Doctor says to the patient, he says,

1703
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:23,040
Speaker 1: you got to cut back on masturbating. And the guy

1704
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:25,200
Speaker 1: said why, And the doctor said, because I'm trying to

1705
01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:25,840
Speaker 1: examine you.

1706
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh, do you mind retelling one for the guys, the

1707
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:32,879
Speaker 2: one about me going to the doctor.

1708
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:36,840
Speaker 1: Oh, Josh went to the doctor to get his little

1709
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:40,439
Speaker 1: back door examined. Right, And the doctor walks in and says,

1710
01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:46,760
Speaker 1: all right, Donnie, seeing how this is your first rectal exam,

1711
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,040
Speaker 1: I just want you to know it's okay to get

1712
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:56,799
Speaker 1: an erection, and Josh says, Josh says, well, my name's

1713
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 1: not Donnie, it's Josh. And the doctor says, yeah, I know,

1714
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:05,599
Speaker 1: my name's Time. That's so good, all right, Randy Shaver.

1715
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:08,559
Speaker 1: So you wanted to speculate while we can about the

1716
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,519
Speaker 1: Greek freak and this and that. I miss Mike Conley Jr.

1717
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:16,160
Speaker 1: Already Yep, I do. I love that man, yep. But

1718
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:19,639
Speaker 1: they made some deal yesterday to Timberwell. They made some

1719
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 1: deal yesterday with a couple of different ball clubs, Chicago

1720
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 1: and Detroit, and Mike Connley ends up in Chicago. This

1721
01:23:25,479 --> 01:23:28,679
Speaker 1: that money goes, this way, money goes. And everyone's saying

1722
01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:32,080
Speaker 1: that this is the Timberwolves preparing themselves to make that

1723
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,800
Speaker 1: colossal trade with Milwaukee.

1724
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 5: They're setting up their salary cap to be able to

1725
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 5: absorb some of this. I don't think Conley will end

1726
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:43,439
Speaker 5: up playing for the Bulls. I think he'll end up

1727
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:49,400
Speaker 5: getting released and join a contender at some point to

1728
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 5: finish the year. It sure looks like that they are

1729
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:58,080
Speaker 5: the leading contender right now to land Giannis. It's going

1730
01:23:58,160 --> 01:24:01,680
Speaker 5: to be expensive. They're going to Jaden, They're going to

1731
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:07,040
Speaker 5: probably lose Julius Randall. Possibly even nas Reed could be

1732
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,639
Speaker 5: a part of all this, right. I think that they

1733
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:13,439
Speaker 5: have to have a trading partner that has draft choices

1734
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:17,479
Speaker 5: because I don't think Milwaukee just wants players. So maybe

1735
01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:20,760
Speaker 5: a Portland or somebody like that will be a part

1736
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,559
Speaker 5: of all this too. So it's a complicated deal, but

1737
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:29,040
Speaker 5: it really looks like they are moving forward to getting

1738
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:29,840
Speaker 5: a deal done.

1739
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:30,280
Speaker 1: Brian.

1740
01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:34,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're trying to position themselves. If people want to

1741
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:38,400
Speaker 8: know exactly why this deal was done yesterday. They now

1742
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:41,600
Speaker 8: they don't have to They don't have to match salaries

1743
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 8: anymore because they before they were so far above the

1744
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,519
Speaker 8: luxury tax salary cap. I'm going to try to make

1745
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:52,280
Speaker 8: this as simple as possible. People understand that before they

1746
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 8: couldn't really do it. But now they don't have to

1747
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:58,040
Speaker 8: match salaries, meaning that you know, they don't have to

1748
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:00,600
Speaker 8: give away the farm. They probably still will have to

1749
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,439
Speaker 8: give away the farm, Like you said, they're going to

1750
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:05,880
Speaker 8: have to give away assets that some team's going to want,

1751
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,559
Speaker 8: but you're right, they're going to need a third team

1752
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,640
Speaker 8: and they're not going to have to match salaries, so

1753
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:12,920
Speaker 8: they're they're basically the trade yesterday was made to go

1754
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:16,120
Speaker 8: all in on trying and now you said, you know,

1755
01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:19,400
Speaker 8: that doesn't necessarily mean they're going to get him. They've

1756
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:23,559
Speaker 8: they've but they've positioned themselves to at least be you know,

1757
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:28,040
Speaker 8: in the conversation. I read something else just this morning too,

1758
01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:31,080
Speaker 8: where Milwaukee is starting to and maybe this is postering

1759
01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:33,639
Speaker 8: by Milwaukee a little bit, but there's from what I'm

1760
01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:36,000
Speaker 8: reading now this morning, Milwaukee is starting to say, well,

1761
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,320
Speaker 8: maybe we want to wait until the summer, because then

1762
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:42,080
Speaker 8: we can leverage draft more draft picks from like Golden

1763
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:44,679
Speaker 8: State and those other teams. I actually have draft picks,

1764
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:45,320
Speaker 8: so we'll see.

1765
01:25:45,479 --> 01:25:48,040
Speaker 1: It's all very exciting and kind of frightening, isn't it.

1766
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, that doesn't help the Wolves if the Bucks to wait.

1767
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:56,720
Speaker 5: So the Wolves want this done now, right because that

1768
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,920
Speaker 5: allows them the opportunity to make this deal. If they

1769
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,120
Speaker 5: wait till the summer, I don't think the Wolves have

1770
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:02,599
Speaker 5: a chance.

1771
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,479
Speaker 1: It's all very exciting. It's also very frightening the thought

1772
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:08,000
Speaker 1: of losing Nas readily.

1773
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:10,599
Speaker 8: They better have they better have a plan B. I'll

1774
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:13,440
Speaker 8: say this, they better have a plan B. Tomorrow afternoon

1775
01:26:13,479 --> 01:26:16,960
Speaker 8: around one o'clock. If it appears as the trading deadlines

1776
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:19,760
Speaker 8: three o'clock tomorrow, three o' clockies. They better have a

1777
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,000
Speaker 8: plan be in place. If it looks like they're not

1778
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 8: going to get him, to get a point guard and

1779
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:25,200
Speaker 8: some bench help.

1780
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,920
Speaker 1: They've got a plan. B. This isn't the Vikings.

1781
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:31,240
Speaker 8: Well, I'm saying if they can't, if they can't pull

1782
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:34,639
Speaker 8: this off, then then they basically traded Conley for nothing.

1783
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,599
Speaker 1: And no, no, I'm sure they're they're well prepared for that.

1784
01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:41,400
Speaker 1: That Tim Connolly's a gun slinger. Brad Ryder, he's a

1785
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:42,120
Speaker 1: gun slinger.

1786
01:26:42,479 --> 01:26:44,960
Speaker 5: I don't think they traded Conley for nothing because they

1787
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,400
Speaker 5: needed to get out from underneath that contract. So regardless

1788
01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:52,200
Speaker 5: of whether they get Yannis or not, getting out from

1789
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:54,200
Speaker 5: underneath that contract helps.

1790
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 1: Them prove quite a bit.

1791
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:58,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, for this year, I mean they didn't they didn't

1792
01:26:58,439 --> 01:27:00,360
Speaker 8: get They're not going to get anything for him this

1793
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:02,559
Speaker 8: year if they don't have a plan be in place.

1794
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,680
Speaker 1: A couple listeners texted in and said, if we make

1795
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,560
Speaker 1: a trade for Giannis, does that mean we've got to

1796
01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:07,880
Speaker 1: have all of his brothers on the.

1797
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:11,320
Speaker 5: Roster, Probably at least one of them.

1798
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:15,879
Speaker 1: He's got two brothers on the Bucks roster. Right, that's correct,

1799
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:18,080
Speaker 1: and neither one of them know how to play basketball

1800
01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:22,200
Speaker 1: at all. But that's part of his agreement there with

1801
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:24,200
Speaker 1: the Bucks that his brothers get to be part of

1802
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:28,160
Speaker 1: the roster. That's ridiculous, that's crazy.

1803
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,360
Speaker 5: And there are so many other teams and scenarios that

1804
01:27:31,439 --> 01:27:34,680
Speaker 5: are kind of on hold waiting to see if this

1805
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:38,880
Speaker 5: Gianna Steel happens because that will kind of send everything

1806
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:43,000
Speaker 5: else into place, including the Wolves if they're still looking

1807
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:46,880
Speaker 5: to try to get a guard. You know, Chicago dealt

1808
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:51,559
Speaker 5: for a bunch of guards yesterday, so they've got they've

1809
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:55,599
Speaker 5: got a flux of guards right now that they might

1810
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,559
Speaker 5: be making a deal for it. Of course, your guy

1811
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,880
Speaker 5: James Harden got dealt to Cleveland.

1812
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:01,040
Speaker 1: That was a relief.

1813
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:05,280
Speaker 5: Well, it's great. It's great for him because the Calves

1814
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,680
Speaker 5: have a real chance to do something in the NBA playoffs.

1815
01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:10,960
Speaker 1: So that was an incredible relief for me as a

1816
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:14,000
Speaker 1: Timberwolves man, because I heard the rumors that the Timberwolves

1817
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,559
Speaker 1: might be interested in James Harden and I cannot I

1818
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,880
Speaker 1: cannot stand the sight of that person. So I was

1819
01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:23,360
Speaker 1: very Oh God, he plays play for everybody. I was

1820
01:28:23,439 --> 01:28:25,600
Speaker 1: very relieved that he went to Cleveland.

1821
01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:28,800
Speaker 5: Not as many as a shrewder, but he's played for

1822
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:29,200
Speaker 5: a few.

1823
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:36,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, so okay, we'll see tomorrow is the deadline? Tomorrow?

1824
01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:37,320
Speaker 8: Tomorrow afternoon.

1825
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:42,120
Speaker 1: Ye. I've heard that Anthony Edwards really wants this to

1826
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,400
Speaker 1: happen and that matters.

1827
01:28:46,360 --> 01:28:49,080
Speaker 5: Well, that's interesting if he says that. I haven't heard

1828
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:49,680
Speaker 5: him say that.

1829
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:52,679
Speaker 1: Publicly, but no, just I read it in some papers

1830
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:53,240
Speaker 1: and whatnot.

1831
01:28:53,479 --> 01:28:56,000
Speaker 5: I mean, Jaden and him are very close. He's close

1832
01:28:56,080 --> 01:29:00,439
Speaker 5: with nas. You know, it's it's a tough deal, but

1833
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:04,719
Speaker 5: it is intriguing to think about two superstars like Jannis

1834
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:08,720
Speaker 5: and Anthony Edwards. As long as there are enough complimentary

1835
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:11,600
Speaker 5: pieces around the right to make it work, that's the

1836
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:14,000
Speaker 5: that's the trick now. Oh yeah, if they if they

1837
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:14,759
Speaker 5: pull that off.

1838
01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:17,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, this is a kiss of death right here?

1839
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:22,880
Speaker 1: Who is this? Brewers in High Life Jesus texted in

1840
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 1: just yesterday, Jannis said that he wants to remain in

1841
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,960
Speaker 1: Milwaukee and retire as a buck. So this deal is

1842
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:28,679
Speaker 1: pretty much done.

1843
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:29,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll be here.

1844
01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:34,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's almost always to kiss it. The last the

1845
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: last thing you hear out of them before their prey,

1846
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:39,439
Speaker 1: that before they're traded, is they say I don't want

1847
01:29:39,439 --> 01:29:40,800
Speaker 1: to go anywhere. I love it here. I want to

1848
01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:43,439
Speaker 1: retire here, I want to die here. They're in a

1849
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:45,920
Speaker 1: They're in a taxi cab within two hours usually after

1850
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:47,480
Speaker 1: that statement is made.

1851
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:52,679
Speaker 8: Supposedly, the Golden State quote offer what would be more

1852
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,679
Speaker 8: appealing this summer when they could get up to three

1853
01:29:54,760 --> 01:29:56,840
Speaker 8: or four first John draft picks, And that would be

1854
01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:59,480
Speaker 8: pretty hard to turn down if you're Milwaukee.

1855
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,719
Speaker 1: I love reading that Draymond Green might be traded away

1856
01:30:02,760 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 1: from the Golden State Warriors.

1857
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:05,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, he may be part of the deal.

1858
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,920
Speaker 1: I've been dreaming about that for years.

1859
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:08,760
Speaker 5: I hope, of course.

1860
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:11,600
Speaker 1: I hope he goes to Washington or just someplace miserable.

1861
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:14,560
Speaker 1: We'll see how good you really are, douchebag.

1862
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:18,240
Speaker 5: And of course, Memphis made the monster deal yesterday trading

1863
01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:22,200
Speaker 5: Jaron Jackson to Utah, so Danny Ainge is setting Utah

1864
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:25,760
Speaker 5: up to be competitive next year. And now Memphis has

1865
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:30,840
Speaker 5: a truckload of picks and John Morant still sitting there

1866
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:34,760
Speaker 5: with very little trade value. He may very well be

1867
01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:36,160
Speaker 5: dealt before tomorrow too.

1868
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:38,760
Speaker 1: One another do a lot of things. A lot of

1869
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:43,120
Speaker 1: things are moving moving parts. Randy Shaver, moving pictures, rush

1870
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:48,519
Speaker 1: record from nineteen seventy eighty nineteen eighty one. Sorry one

1871
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:53,559
Speaker 1: another doctor joke. Listener says, the doctor asked me for

1872
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:58,400
Speaker 1: a seaman sample and a stool sample, so I just

1873
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:05,400
Speaker 1: gave him my underweugh that one's older than the hills

1874
01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:07,160
Speaker 1: right there. But it works every time.

1875
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:07,840
Speaker 2: It can happen.

1876
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,920
Speaker 1: All right, Speaking of all these trades and possible trades,

1877
01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:13,880
Speaker 1: it's time to let this go for Pete's sake. But

1878
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:16,679
Speaker 1: just for fun, I'm gonna go ahead anyway. Some article

1879
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:20,920
Speaker 1: popped up yesterday. It says the Durantula Kevin durant veto

1880
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,040
Speaker 1: to trade did the Timberwolves last year because he didn't

1881
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:26,800
Speaker 1: want to play for Finchy. Well, then, f U, if

1882
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:33,240
Speaker 1: you don't like FINCHI you're no friend of mine. Timberwolves

1883
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:38,000
Speaker 1: play in Toronto tonight. Twenty two years I remember where

1884
01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:41,200
Speaker 1: I was. We talked about it yesterday. It's been twenty

1885
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:46,200
Speaker 1: two years since they won a game in Toronto. I

1886
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:51,000
Speaker 1: don't know what you're saying. Enough for ready, get to

1887
01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:59,160
Speaker 1: the rosters for the upcoming All Star Celebrity Game. The

1888
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:03,160
Speaker 1: All Star Game, which the NBA maybe where they nail

1889
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:07,320
Speaker 1: it every year. That All Star game is incredible must watch.

1890
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:12,160
Speaker 1: That is absolutely incredible. The All Star Game. It's become

1891
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:16,160
Speaker 1: one of the worst excuses for a sporting event in

1892
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:18,840
Speaker 1: the history of mankind. The NBA All Star Game.

1893
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:21,280
Speaker 5: You see what they've done this year. They've divided into

1894
01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:25,880
Speaker 5: three teams now, so there's three different teams that will

1895
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:29,559
Speaker 5: rotate playing against each other. So it's crazy.

1896
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:34,800
Speaker 8: Thinks every year and nobody knows what they're be more

1897
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:37,839
Speaker 8: defense played in a six year old in house.

1898
01:32:37,680 --> 01:32:41,479
Speaker 1: Bascon, But the All Star Celebrity Game that's intriguing, totally

1899
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:42,360
Speaker 1: different animal.

1900
01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:43,800
Speaker 5: All Right, what have we got.

1901
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:46,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be February thirteenth. They're playing the game in

1902
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:50,880
Speaker 1: ingle Wood, So you guys help me out because I

1903
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:53,400
Speaker 1: don't know who anybody is anymore. I'm gonna say some

1904
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:57,839
Speaker 1: names that I expect you might be familiar with playing

1905
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:01,920
Speaker 1: in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. Keegan Michael Key,

1906
01:33:02,479 --> 01:33:06,200
Speaker 1: very funny. I mean, I remember the Key and Peel show.

1907
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:07,320
Speaker 2: That's the guy.

1908
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:10,680
Speaker 1: I remember that terrible movie that they made. What was

1909
01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:11,680
Speaker 1: that called again.

1910
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:14,400
Speaker 2: Get Out? Now?

1911
01:33:14,439 --> 01:33:16,559
Speaker 4: That was his Peel Ye, No Key, just Peels.

1912
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:18,519
Speaker 1: I'm just yeah, I remember that one of them was.

1913
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:21,559
Speaker 1: It's just awful. Uh glow Rilla.

1914
01:33:23,240 --> 01:33:24,599
Speaker 4: That's an I've heard before.

1915
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:26,160
Speaker 7: I don't know much about.

1916
01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 1: Mustard.

1917
01:33:29,720 --> 01:33:34,240
Speaker 8: No, m yes, Bratt must kept playing for the other team.

1918
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:38,240
Speaker 1: My doctor wanted a seaman sample, a stool sample, and

1919
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,439
Speaker 1: a mustard sample. I gave him my underwee.

1920
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:43,800
Speaker 4: What do you got going on down there?

1921
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:46,439
Speaker 1: Man? Yes, there's some there's a celebrity playing in the

1922
01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:48,760
Speaker 1: NBA All Star Celebrity Game and he goes by the

1923
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:49,519
Speaker 1: name of Mustard.

1924
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:55,240
Speaker 4: I'm gonna guys Mustard as a YouTuber Jeremy Lynn insanity,

1925
01:33:57,320 --> 01:33:59,320
Speaker 4: i'man raw Saint Brown.

1926
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:03,200
Speaker 5: Oh, the Lions receiving I'm looking forward to seeing him.

1927
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,320
Speaker 5: I'm surprised that the Lions would let him play in

1928
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:07,200
Speaker 5: something like that.

1929
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:11,520
Speaker 1: Keenan Allen also a football player, isn't heah? Yeah?

1930
01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:18,040
Speaker 5: Yeah Chargers Uh Taco Fall former NBA player, right.

1931
01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great because he's seven foot seven, isn't he? Right? Yeah,

1932
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:25,800
Speaker 1: Taco with a K. He played in the NBA for

1933
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:29,160
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee. He's the size of a skyscraper.

1934
01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:30,760
Speaker 1: So I think that'll be kind of fun. I mean,

1935
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:33,000
Speaker 1: not that I'll be tuned in, but if I bump

1936
01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:36,759
Speaker 1: into this, I always like watching the obscenely tall guys operate.

1937
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:40,839
Speaker 5: He may only average three points a game in this one.

1938
01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:46,360
Speaker 1: Too, right, Oh, Jason Williams will be playing. I'm excited

1939
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:51,800
Speaker 1: about that white chocolate. Those are all the names that

1940
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,120
Speaker 1: I think you might recognize. The teams will be coached.

1941
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh okay. One of the coaches for the All Star

1942
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:04,400
Speaker 1: Our Celebrity Game is future Timberwolf Giannis onto Coppo and

1943
01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:05,200
Speaker 1: his brothers.

1944
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:07,880
Speaker 4: Is that true?

1945
01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:08,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1946
01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:12,920
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, it's kind of weird the naming conventions

1947
01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:16,280
Speaker 2: for that family. You got Giannis, you got fantasists, I think,

1948
01:35:16,439 --> 01:35:17,600
Speaker 2: and then Alex.

1949
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:19,640
Speaker 7: What in the work they just gave up at the

1950
01:35:19,680 --> 01:35:20,080
Speaker 7: first year?

1951
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:23,120
Speaker 1: They's what is the deal with the brothers thing?

1952
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:26,080
Speaker 7: I have no I'm curious about this too.

1953
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,439
Speaker 1: Why are they allowed to just be a part of

1954
01:35:28,479 --> 01:35:30,880
Speaker 1: everything that Giannis is a part of?

1955
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:38,080
Speaker 5: I don't know, asked the James Who, James, there's Lebron

1956
01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:40,839
Speaker 5: Lebron the James family.

1957
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:43,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, inspired by the Ball family too?

1958
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:45,000
Speaker 5: Maybe, yes, exactly.

1959
01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:46,880
Speaker 1: Mookie Betts is going to be there. And one of

1960
01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:51,479
Speaker 1: my favorite actor comedians, Anthony Anderson, who I fell in

1961
01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:55,439
Speaker 1: love with when I was watching the documentary Malibu's Most wanted.

1962
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:59,599
Speaker 2: Anthony Anderson is hilarious. Yeah, yeah, he's great, all right.

1963
01:35:59,680 --> 01:36:02,640
Speaker 2: So the brother and sister are saying Mustard is a producer.

1964
01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:09,160
Speaker 2: He produces for Kendrick Lamar and Glorilla is a woman rapper.

1965
01:36:09,479 --> 01:36:12,840
Speaker 1: Oh dude. Guy goes to the doctor's office and the

1966
01:36:12,880 --> 01:36:16,120
Speaker 1: doctor says, I got bad news and worst news. And

1967
01:36:16,240 --> 01:36:18,840
Speaker 1: the guy says, well, give me the bad news, and

1968
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,000
Speaker 1: the doctor says, you have twenty four hours to live.

1969
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:23,760
Speaker 1: The guy says, well, what's the worst news for Christ's sake?

1970
01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:25,839
Speaker 1: And the doctor says, I was supposed to call you yesterday.

1971
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:33,800
Speaker 1: Classic Alex ontuncopo is short for Alexandros.

1972
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:35,040
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you cute.

1973
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:37,400
Speaker 1: But Jesus just texted, so he must have been the

1974
01:36:37,439 --> 01:36:39,880
Speaker 1: one who stood up and said, look, I don't want

1975
01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:42,639
Speaker 1: to be Alexandros.

1976
01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:42,720
Speaker 2: Just go Alex.

1977
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:49,120
Speaker 1: Golden Gopher basketball plays at the Barn tonight against Michigan State.

1978
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:52,080
Speaker 1: I believe Michigan State is up to maybe the ten

1979
01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:56,920
Speaker 1: spot in the national rankings. Go was it the ten spot?

1980
01:36:56,960 --> 01:37:01,400
Speaker 2: PJ Medical As Jesus said, he's going to be there

1981
01:37:01,439 --> 01:37:05,200
Speaker 2: tonight and he wanted to know what to look for. Nick,

1982
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:07,760
Speaker 2: What do you have any advice on his first time

1983
01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:08,799
Speaker 2: at the Barn, which.

1984
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:11,599
Speaker 1: His first time at the barn. Wow, look for look

1985
01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:12,719
Speaker 1: for Kevin McHale.

1986
01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:14,200
Speaker 2: He'll be in there.

1987
01:37:14,439 --> 01:37:21,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, look for a lot of empty seats. Gosh, hopefully

1988
01:37:21,760 --> 01:37:25,759
Speaker 1: not first time, he says. Okay, I love the Barn.

1989
01:37:26,360 --> 01:37:28,960
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like it used to be.

1990
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:32,640
Speaker 1: Nothing is, of course, But when I used to go

1991
01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:35,160
Speaker 1: to the Barn or the old Mariucci when I was

1992
01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:37,840
Speaker 1: a kid, you had to watch your step in the

1993
01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:41,000
Speaker 1: men's room because there were usually about one hundred and

1994
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:44,040
Speaker 1: eleven empty discarded liquor bottles in the bathroom.

1995
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,160
Speaker 2: Do they serve now, Yeah, they do.

1996
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:48,720
Speaker 1: They serve Steve Wiser's over there.

1997
01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:52,400
Speaker 2: Has that been for a while, Yeah, pretty.

1998
01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:54,120
Speaker 1: Much the same as when they the same as when

1999
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:56,479
Speaker 1: they dumped beer into the football stadium. They dumped it

2000
01:37:56,479 --> 01:37:57,360
Speaker 1: into the same time.

2001
01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:01,400
Speaker 8: You're basically peeing in batht hubs in the urinals there too.

2002
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:04,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got the troughs there, Josh. Yeah, you don't

2003
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:05,400
Speaker 1: like to go peep in.

2004
01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:07,840
Speaker 2: The trough you know, I get shy, you know, just

2005
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:08,759
Speaker 2: in a stall.

2006
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:11,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna say you probably skipped the trough and

2007
01:38:11,439 --> 01:38:12,760
Speaker 3: go right to the stall when you have to pee,

2008
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:13,040
Speaker 3: don't you.

2009
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:17,360
Speaker 2: I'll go right in my pants. That's intimidating at that stall.

2010
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:22,160
Speaker 3: Uh, I was bummed out in the new Metrodome had

2011
01:38:22,320 --> 01:38:24,639
Speaker 3: urinals and not troughs. I missed the troughs from the Metrodome.

2012
01:38:24,840 --> 01:38:25,559
Speaker 2: I didn't miss him.

2013
01:38:26,439 --> 01:38:28,519
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember the dude who swam in the

2014
01:38:28,560 --> 01:38:29,479
Speaker 1: trough at rig.

2015
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:33,200
Speaker 2: That was pretty gross.

2016
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:36,840
Speaker 1: One of the most disturbing videos in the history of

2017
01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:42,120
Speaker 1: the godless, soul liess and wildly misinformed social media. One

2018
01:38:42,120 --> 01:38:43,760
Speaker 1: of the most disturbing videos.

2019
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:45,679
Speaker 4: How soon after that did that guy pass away?

2020
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:49,320
Speaker 8: Do you think from all the disease, how much money

2021
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:50,719
Speaker 8: would it take for you to do that?

2022
01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:52,360
Speaker 7: A lot?

2023
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:54,360
Speaker 1: There is no amount of There.

2024
01:38:54,240 --> 01:38:58,800
Speaker 3: Is no amount of money I do it for really, definitely, Yeah,

2025
01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:00,679
Speaker 3: I don't know, like my student loans.

2026
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:01,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, to go take a shower.

2027
01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:03,679
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, I was going to say five hundred bucks.

2028
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:07,240
Speaker 2: Now I feel like a freak student loan. I guess

2029
01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:08,880
Speaker 2: I don't know what you got for student loans A

2030
01:39:08,880 --> 01:39:10,120
Speaker 2: couple Wait a.

2031
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,760
Speaker 1: Minute, Wait a minute, is it going to be on

2032
01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:17,559
Speaker 1: the internet for everyone to see? Yeah, then there's no

2033
01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:18,360
Speaker 1: amount of money.

2034
01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:22,000
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, I wouldn't that makes a difference, you know,

2035
01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:23,720
Speaker 2: So what kind of trouble do you get in for

2036
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:24,400
Speaker 2: something like that?

2037
01:39:24,439 --> 01:39:29,559
Speaker 1: Brad Ryder, you're a professor at a college. You would

2038
01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:35,439
Speaker 1: dive headfirst into an overfilled trough college, p in.

2039
01:39:35,439 --> 01:39:37,400
Speaker 8: There for the right price.

2040
01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:41,040
Speaker 4: Every man has a price that I couldn't.

2041
01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:43,280
Speaker 8: Then I could retire and I wouldn't have to teach anymore.

2042
01:39:44,360 --> 01:39:46,800
Speaker 5: I honestly thought Brad could never be bought.

2043
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah now, but now I can be brought. You would

2044
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:54,600
Speaker 1: be You'd be comfortable. You'd be comfortable being the Internet

2045
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:58,160
Speaker 1: piss trough guy for the rest of your life, just

2046
01:39:58,280 --> 01:40:02,160
Speaker 1: so you could retire a few years. Or I would

2047
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:05,080
Speaker 1: not be the I would not be the pist trough guy.

2048
01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:05,920
Speaker 2: You'd only be.

2049
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:08,760
Speaker 1: Right.

2050
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,160
Speaker 4: The Internet was pretty fast these days, is that right?

2051
01:40:11,360 --> 01:40:13,920
Speaker 1: Seeing how this happened twenty years ago, and when I

2052
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:15,720
Speaker 1: brought it up, everyone was familiar with it.

2053
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:18,160
Speaker 4: But do you know the guy's name? Nobody knows.

2054
01:40:18,560 --> 01:40:21,360
Speaker 2: I don't even know too much effort to find.

2055
01:40:21,439 --> 01:40:24,040
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a name. He's the pist trough guy.

2056
01:40:24,320 --> 01:40:26,759
Speaker 2: He lost he lost his privilege.

2057
01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:29,519
Speaker 1: Anyway, many years ago, at a Chicago Cubs home opener,

2058
01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:33,880
Speaker 1: the trough backed up there was four or five feet

2059
01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:39,960
Speaker 1: of yellowish brown urine, and some clown ass was paid

2060
01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:43,400
Speaker 1: by his buddies to dive into the sum. Bitch, And

2061
01:40:43,479 --> 01:40:47,680
Speaker 1: I mean I almost puked when I watched it. How

2062
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:49,360
Speaker 1: the hell did we get to talking about this?

2063
01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:52,559
Speaker 8: We're talking about trot because I brought up the fact

2064
01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:55,799
Speaker 8: that there were troughs at arena.

2065
01:40:56,560 --> 01:41:05,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, ah, oh, what the hell? There's people that are

2066
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:08,680
Speaker 1: telling me there's even more Antuoncoppo Brothers that we're not

2067
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:12,200
Speaker 1: even aware of. Oh yeah, well we'll find out here

2068
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:16,160
Speaker 1: in a couple of days. I guess Los Angeles Sparks

2069
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:22,920
Speaker 1: WNBA Los Angeles Sparks Forward Cameron Brink said she'd be

2070
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:25,719
Speaker 1: open to getting naked in Playboy if her stupid jag

2071
01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:29,360
Speaker 1: Off fiance approved of the photo shoot Boy, I hate that.

2072
01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:35,400
Speaker 2: Guy, Bret. How much would it cost to get you

2073
01:41:35,439 --> 01:41:36,880
Speaker 2: in Playboy?

2074
01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:41,000
Speaker 8: Maybe a little bit more, a little bit more than

2075
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:41,680
Speaker 8: the trough thing.

2076
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:45,519
Speaker 7: So she had to run it past him make sure

2077
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:46,000
Speaker 7: it was cool.

2078
01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:48,439
Speaker 1: She said, she's running it past him right now. What's

2079
01:41:48,479 --> 01:41:51,760
Speaker 1: your name again, Ashley? And if her fiance jag Off

2080
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:55,519
Speaker 1: that he is, if he approves, then she'll get naked

2081
01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:57,559
Speaker 1: in Playboy I don't know if any of us know

2082
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:00,519
Speaker 1: who I'm talking about, but I have an unhealthy obsession

2083
01:42:00,600 --> 01:42:02,879
Speaker 1: with this young lady, Cameron.

2084
01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:07,040
Speaker 3: I looked her up yesterday and that fiance definitely has

2085
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:08,080
Speaker 3: a very punchable face.

2086
01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:09,040
Speaker 2: I didn't see that.

2087
01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:10,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know who he is.

2088
01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:12,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I was looking photos of her and one

2089
01:42:12,080 --> 01:42:13,479
Speaker 3: of them popped up with the two of them together,

2090
01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:15,479
Speaker 3: and yeah, you want to punch that guy in the face.

2091
01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:19,080
Speaker 2: People say it looks like Cameron Dia, Yes, very much, Yes.

2092
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:22,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hat.

2093
01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:25,040
Speaker 7: I told you, Why does he look like that?

2094
01:42:25,120 --> 01:42:28,160
Speaker 1: I want? I want credit for him. Before I even

2095
01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:28,760
Speaker 1: looked at him.

2096
01:42:29,479 --> 01:42:31,280
Speaker 8: I think she wants to do it, and she's just

2097
01:42:31,320 --> 01:42:33,760
Speaker 8: putting the heat on him because she knows that he's

2098
01:42:33,800 --> 01:42:34,920
Speaker 8: gonna cave and say yes.

2099
01:42:35,439 --> 01:42:37,639
Speaker 6: He looks like the type that would say no too,

2100
01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:41,080
Speaker 6: so I get watch she has to run it past him.

2101
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,400
Speaker 1: There's a lot of girls out there won't say no.

2102
01:42:43,640 --> 01:42:45,880
Speaker 1: That's a line from one of my favorite rap songs.

2103
01:42:45,880 --> 01:42:46,960
Speaker 1: It's called I Got a Man.

2104
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:52,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, her boyfriend looks like every rich frat jerk in

2105
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:56,439
Speaker 2: an eighties movie. He looks just like that.

2106
01:42:56,800 --> 01:42:58,360
Speaker 1: What was the name of the guy who put together

2107
01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:00,759
Speaker 1: that rap song I Got a Man. I love that song.

2108
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:06,519
Speaker 1: His name was positive K Positive K. I thought I

2109
01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:08,479
Speaker 1: was gonna say fat ass McGee, but that's not it.

2110
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:10,679
Speaker 7: Her fiance's name is Ben too.

2111
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:12,559
Speaker 1: You got a problem with that.

2112
01:43:12,560 --> 01:43:14,200
Speaker 7: That's a solid name.

2113
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:18,080
Speaker 1: We'll just forget about what four he's six foot four?

2114
01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:19,120
Speaker 2: That makes sense?

2115
01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:22,599
Speaker 1: Oh she is tall? She is?

2116
01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:25,800
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I assuming he's going to be tall as well.

2117
01:43:27,080 --> 01:43:31,439
Speaker 1: Positive K I Got a Man. At one point or

2118
01:43:31,479 --> 01:43:33,759
Speaker 1: another in the song, he says, boom batter, my wallet's

2119
01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:40,040
Speaker 1: getting fatter. But you had to be there. Yeah, we're

2120
01:43:40,080 --> 01:43:42,800
Speaker 1: trading doctor jokes back and forth because Josh and I

2121
01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:47,599
Speaker 1: are dying. How about this one from Front Load Jesus

2122
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:50,120
Speaker 1: guy walks into the sperm bank and the doctor says

2123
01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:55,840
Speaker 1: to the nurse, get a load of this guy. Wop

2124
01:43:55,960 --> 01:44:06,519
Speaker 1: up out of that. Uh, wrap up, botty dot. That's

2125
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:11,200
Speaker 1: my doctor joke theme song Pigs at Predators tonight. I

2126
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:14,200
Speaker 1: don't think you'll see Marcus Bellino on the ice. We

2127
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:17,719
Speaker 1: told you he called in sick himself earlier this morning.

2128
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:18,680
Speaker 1: He has diarrhea.

2129
01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:21,799
Speaker 2: He says he didn't say anything about diarrhea.

2130
01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:23,680
Speaker 4: He used the word violent to describe it.

2131
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 1: He did not.

2132
01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:27,680
Speaker 2: He did not pigs.

2133
01:44:27,320 --> 01:44:29,519
Speaker 8: Probably a lower body injury.

2134
01:44:29,960 --> 01:44:33,439
Speaker 1: Yes, she's the final final before they all go on

2135
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 1: strike for the Olympics.

2136
01:44:37,400 --> 01:44:39,160
Speaker 5: Well, they have one four in a row. Let's hope

2137
01:44:39,160 --> 01:44:40,439
Speaker 5: they can keep it going tonight.

2138
01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:43,559
Speaker 1: We all know how germs are spreading in those NHL

2139
01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:47,840
Speaker 1: locker rooms. I've seen that television show Heated Rivalry, And.

2140
01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:52,400
Speaker 2: Remember when they all had the mumps, the wild had

2141
01:44:51,280 --> 01:44:54,640
Speaker 2: the Yeah, yeah, I hadn't heard about the mumps in

2142
01:44:54,680 --> 01:44:57,240
Speaker 2: probably my whole life, and then that happened.

2143
01:44:57,479 --> 01:45:00,040
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we're receiving text messages, Ashley. Did you

2144
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:03,719
Speaker 1: make it clear what you have against the name ben No.

2145
01:45:03,640 --> 01:45:05,759
Speaker 6: Which I just thought it was a douche. The Bends

2146
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:08,240
Speaker 6: that I know are not the best people in the world.

2147
01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:09,960
Speaker 2: Well, the Bend that I know is one of the

2148
01:45:09,960 --> 01:45:10,880
Speaker 2: greatest people I've ever.

2149
01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:12,280
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, your Ben is cool.

2150
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:15,679
Speaker 2: You got a good Ben Yeah, top ten bench.

2151
01:45:15,760 --> 01:45:18,400
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, that is it. That is a good Bend.

2152
01:45:18,760 --> 01:45:19,679
Speaker 4: He'd make my bend listen.

2153
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:22,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, he makes me rethink my thought on Benz.

2154
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:26,719
Speaker 1: Jesus, keep it in your pants. He's a married man, Ashley.

2155
01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:28,559
Speaker 2: My friend.

2156
01:45:29,720 --> 01:45:32,280
Speaker 1: Funnies the Russian kid. You want to talk about the

2157
01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:36,040
Speaker 1: Russian kid. He's closing in on marrying Gorbiak's goal record

2158
01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:40,559
Speaker 1: here for the Pigs, So Marryan Gorbiak scored two hundred

2159
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:43,439
Speaker 1: and nineteen goals in eight years. Here the Russian kid,

2160
01:45:43,840 --> 01:45:46,880
Speaker 1: he sits at two hundred and seventeen right now. Wow,

2161
01:45:46,960 --> 01:45:49,719
Speaker 1: with that game in Tennessee I was telling you about

2162
01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:55,479
Speaker 1: on the Horizon, Gorbiak needed five hundred and two games

2163
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:59,040
Speaker 1: to set the goals record here all time Pigs goals

2164
01:45:59,080 --> 01:46:04,680
Speaker 1: records of Monday, Caprisof has only played three hundred and

2165
01:46:04,760 --> 01:46:06,360
Speaker 1: seventy six games. Wow.

2166
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a crazy stat.

2167
01:46:08,120 --> 01:46:10,719
Speaker 1: They're very different players and it was a very different

2168
01:46:10,760 --> 01:46:11,519
Speaker 1: game back then.

2169
01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:12,559
Speaker 5: Yep, yep.

2170
01:46:13,120 --> 01:46:18,799
Speaker 1: It's much much, much more wide open hockey now these days.

2171
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:22,680
Speaker 5: And think about how much time Caprisov has missed right

2172
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:26,000
Speaker 5: via injury over the last few years too.

2173
01:46:26,320 --> 01:46:30,759
Speaker 1: But the Russian kid is has got a skill set

2174
01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:34,280
Speaker 1: that Gorbiak never did. Yeh. Gorbiak was kind of like

2175
01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:38,960
Speaker 1: a poor man's Brettthole. He had an incredible accurate shot,

2176
01:46:39,840 --> 01:46:41,960
Speaker 1: but he wasn't the kind of guy that could stick

2177
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:45,320
Speaker 1: handle in a friggin phone move. The Russian kid has

2178
01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:48,800
Speaker 1: got and so much more wheels and the ability to

2179
01:46:48,960 --> 01:46:51,720
Speaker 1: use the wheels with this more wide open style of

2180
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:54,760
Speaker 1: play when Gorbiak was playing, And I'm sorry if I'm

2181
01:46:54,760 --> 01:46:56,720
Speaker 1: wearing out the bit, but I love the fact that

2182
01:46:56,840 --> 01:46:58,800
Speaker 1: Josh's uncle years ago said oh, you know, I'm a

2183
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:01,000
Speaker 1: big Minnesota Wild fan, and we said oh yeah, and

2184
01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:03,520
Speaker 1: he goes, oh yeah. I love that, Mary and korpy.

2185
01:47:03,320 --> 01:47:06,599
Speaker 2: Ash and he was so sure of himself too.

2186
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:11,200
Speaker 1: When Gaberick was playing, it was a much more physical game,

2187
01:47:11,920 --> 01:47:15,439
Speaker 1: but there's no comparison skill wise those two cats.

2188
01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:17,439
Speaker 3: We call him Gorbiak so much on this show that

2189
01:47:17,439 --> 01:47:19,799
Speaker 3: I almost forgot how to pronounce his actual name the correctly.

2190
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how it goes. Yeah, you get kind of programmed.

2191
01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:29,800
Speaker 1: A New Jersey high school hockey goalie. They say here

2192
01:47:29,840 --> 01:47:33,639
Speaker 1: he likely set a record for saves in a game.

2193
01:47:35,200 --> 01:47:38,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how thoroughly anyone anywhere has ever kept

2194
01:47:38,240 --> 01:47:43,360
Speaker 1: track of high school goalie statistics. I think you'd have to.

2195
01:47:45,439 --> 01:47:47,639
Speaker 1: I don't know how detailed it is, but they say,

2196
01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:51,240
Speaker 1: this kid play in high school hockey in New Jersey.

2197
01:47:51,840 --> 01:47:54,920
Speaker 1: He made one hundred and four saves the other night.

2198
01:47:55,479 --> 01:47:57,760
Speaker 2: Do you think he's mad at his teammates? At that point.

2199
01:47:57,880 --> 01:47:59,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean she just furious.

2200
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:01,479
Speaker 1: Oh our goal he turned on us multiple time?

2201
01:48:02,040 --> 01:48:04,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, like, how bad was it? How

2202
01:48:04,120 --> 01:48:04,759
Speaker 2: bad did he happen?

2203
01:48:04,800 --> 01:48:06,960
Speaker 1: In Beer League? Our goalie quit with about five minutes

2204
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:07,559
Speaker 1: left in the game.

2205
01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:10,880
Speaker 4: I'm out of here.

2206
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:12,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know him, Vinnie?

2207
01:48:13,120 --> 01:48:15,200
Speaker 2: Oh he really? You got that frustrated.

2208
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:17,120
Speaker 1: You can't tell by looking at Vinnie, but he actually

2209
01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:21,040
Speaker 1: was a pretty solid goaltender. He was no scrammy, but

2210
01:48:21,080 --> 01:48:22,280
Speaker 1: he's a pretty good goaltender.

2211
01:48:22,320 --> 01:48:24,280
Speaker 4: Did I meet Vinnie at the Legion for the Randy

2212
01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:25,160
Speaker 4: Shaver Bingo event?

2213
01:48:25,320 --> 01:48:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did.

2214
01:48:26,160 --> 01:48:27,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember he was a nice guy.

2215
01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:34,240
Speaker 1: If it was a day ending and why he was there?

2216
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:37,240
Speaker 1: Vinnie walked out on skated out on us, all of

2217
01:48:37,240 --> 01:48:38,840
Speaker 1: you losers. We had him coming.

2218
01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:42,839
Speaker 2: You guys try it. Probably no nobody back checked nobody

2219
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:44,720
Speaker 2: that that was probably part of it. He could tell you,

2220
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:46,160
Speaker 2: guys weren't even putting in an effort.

2221
01:48:46,200 --> 01:48:48,240
Speaker 1: It was like you know in slap Shot when Denny

2222
01:48:48,320 --> 01:48:52,160
Speaker 1: Lemieux is just he's convulsing in the locker room because

2223
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:57,320
Speaker 1: of all the pucks he faced that They say this

2224
01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:59,479
Speaker 1: kid made one hundred and four stops in one game.

2225
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:03,479
Speaker 1: He it says here, I think he only gave up

2226
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:07,639
Speaker 1: one goal. No, well that's what they say in the.

2227
01:49:07,600 --> 01:49:09,759
Speaker 2: Third, right, I mean he Yeah, they didn't get any

2228
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:10,479
Speaker 2: in the first.

2229
01:49:11,439 --> 01:49:12,760
Speaker 8: So they won. His team won.

2230
01:49:13,520 --> 01:49:18,360
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I don't know. His team was outshot. No, yeah,

2231
01:49:18,360 --> 01:49:20,800
Speaker 1: I think I think his team lost the goaltender brad.

2232
01:49:20,800 --> 01:49:24,240
Speaker 1: I think they lost one. Nothing. No, his team was.

2233
01:49:24,760 --> 01:49:28,639
Speaker 1: His team was outshot. They say, oh, sorry for nothing,

2234
01:49:29,160 --> 01:49:31,760
Speaker 1: he lost four nothing he gave up. He gave up

2235
01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:33,440
Speaker 1: four goals. Sorry, am I arithmetic.

2236
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:34,920
Speaker 2: Again?

2237
01:49:34,960 --> 01:49:37,320
Speaker 8: Not until the third I thought you were going to

2238
01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:39,160
Speaker 8: say that he gave up three empty net goals or

2239
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:41,120
Speaker 8: they gave up first chafter he scored the first one.

2240
01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:44,840
Speaker 1: Pull him. His team was outshot one hundred and eight

2241
01:49:44,880 --> 01:49:45,400
Speaker 1: to four.

2242
01:49:49,720 --> 01:49:50,680
Speaker 2: These matchups.

2243
01:49:51,439 --> 01:49:55,680
Speaker 1: He did give up four goals. His coach said, it's

2244
01:49:55,720 --> 01:49:58,519
Speaker 1: the greatest goalie performance in high school hockey that I've

2245
01:49:58,520 --> 01:49:59,000
Speaker 1: ever seen.

2246
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:03,800
Speaker 8: Can you imagine the other team if they look up

2247
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:05,800
Speaker 8: at the at the scoreboard and then zero zero in

2248
01:50:05,840 --> 01:50:07,640
Speaker 8: the third and you've got shot the other team like

2249
01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:11,400
Speaker 8: ninety something to free, that would be frustrating.

2250
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:14,040
Speaker 2: That must be Yeah, I didn't even consider that.

2251
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:18,760
Speaker 1: You're right, guy, goes into the doctor's office and the

2252
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:21,360
Speaker 1: doctor says, you've got a year to live. The guy said,

2253
01:50:21,479 --> 01:50:24,639
Speaker 1: I want a second opinion, and the doctor says, all right,

2254
01:50:24,680 --> 01:50:36,320
Speaker 1: you look like a bitch. Damn. Yeah.

2255
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:39,120
Speaker 2: I imagine that would be your bedside manner if you

2256
01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:40,559
Speaker 2: were a doctor, Ashley same.

2257
01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:44,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, probably look like my diagnosis.

2258
01:50:44,120 --> 01:50:45,600
Speaker 1: You look like a bitch, just annoying it.

2259
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:47,280
Speaker 4: The patients like they're wasting your time.

2260
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:50,600
Speaker 7: Somebody got stabbed and they need some pain medication. I'm like,

2261
01:50:50,640 --> 01:50:53,639
Speaker 7: come on, man, put it barely bleeding.

2262
01:50:54,240 --> 01:51:04,400
Speaker 1: Cjdamn sand which is retiring from the National Football League.

2263
01:51:07,160 --> 01:51:11,000
Speaker 2: Yady, Yeah, that last game. They made it pretty Oh,

2264
01:51:11,360 --> 01:51:12,599
Speaker 2: they brought it up quite a bit.

2265
01:51:12,760 --> 01:51:13,759
Speaker 1: We knew that already.

2266
01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:17,000
Speaker 2: Well it wasn't official, but they made a pretty big

2267
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:20,160
Speaker 2: production out of it. Well f me running, showing his

2268
01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:21,639
Speaker 2: family and all that kind of stuff.

2269
01:51:21,760 --> 01:51:23,479
Speaker 4: Never is waiting for news on Harrison Smith.

2270
01:51:24,280 --> 01:51:24,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

2271
01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:27,559
Speaker 3: Harrison Smith is the other big one that is likely

2272
01:51:27,640 --> 01:51:29,759
Speaker 3: to retire after they kind of put on a show

2273
01:51:29,840 --> 01:51:32,479
Speaker 3: for him in the game against If.

2274
01:51:32,439 --> 01:51:35,160
Speaker 7: He didn't retire after all that, with all.

2275
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:36,280
Speaker 4: The fan fair they gave him where they give him

2276
01:51:36,280 --> 01:51:38,599
Speaker 4: a car, they gave him a rocking chair.

2277
01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:41,679
Speaker 3: With how much my wife loves him, I would really

2278
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:43,360
Speaker 3: like it if he could hang on another year.

2279
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:46,040
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I forgot. She's absolutely obsessed.

2280
01:51:45,720 --> 01:51:50,679
Speaker 3: With now that that's uncommon in the state for women.

2281
01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:52,519
Speaker 3: He's a pretty good looking guy.

2282
01:51:53,000 --> 01:51:54,360
Speaker 1: I just thought he was kind of a punk.

2283
01:51:54,800 --> 01:51:55,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2284
01:51:58,479 --> 01:52:01,040
Speaker 1: CJ. Ham from del Minnesota.

2285
01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:02,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, played at Denfeld.

2286
01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:09,879
Speaker 1: He played at Denfeld. Yes, the Hunters, Yes, the Denfeld Hunters.

2287
01:52:10,400 --> 01:52:14,240
Speaker 1: I always liked that nickname for their high school. And

2288
01:52:14,280 --> 01:52:17,479
Speaker 1: then d Luth East the Greyhounds. They got some good

2289
01:52:17,600 --> 01:52:20,600
Speaker 1: nicknames up there. I thought I had heard that C. J.

2290
01:52:20,760 --> 01:52:23,080
Speaker 1: Hamm was a dilute guy from the Windy City.

2291
01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:25,040
Speaker 4: Why don't we bury that into the ground as much

2292
01:52:25,080 --> 01:52:26,400
Speaker 4: as the Adam Field thing.

2293
01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:28,000
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

2294
01:52:28,080 --> 01:52:30,839
Speaker 2: Well, they brought it up a lot. Watch a broadcast, you'd.

2295
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:34,320
Speaker 3: Hear maybe just hear Adam Field's name pop up and broadcast,

2296
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:35,519
Speaker 3: And yeah, they talked a.

2297
01:52:35,520 --> 01:52:37,040
Speaker 8: Lot about how he went to Augustan.

2298
01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:40,880
Speaker 1: You'd hear that a lot, right, right, ah be damn,

2299
01:52:41,040 --> 01:52:43,599
Speaker 1: this is an interesting stat. So c J. Ham played

2300
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:46,800
Speaker 1: football here for the Vikings for nine years. I think

2301
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:50,960
Speaker 1: I have that right. Nine years. His career total yardage

2302
01:52:50,960 --> 01:52:55,560
Speaker 1: one hundred and nineteen yards. That's funny, Yeah, budd, he

2303
01:52:55,680 --> 01:52:57,240
Speaker 1: was a full back.

2304
01:52:57,920 --> 01:52:59,479
Speaker 5: It's a blocking back, yep.

2305
01:52:59,520 --> 01:53:03,800
Speaker 1: One hundred nineteen yards in nine years. He could catch

2306
01:53:03,840 --> 01:53:06,320
Speaker 1: the football out the backfield. Have a good time. CJ.

2307
01:53:06,439 --> 01:53:08,960
Speaker 1: Ham I not. We had him on the telephone once

2308
01:53:09,080 --> 01:53:09,760
Speaker 1: or twice, didn't we.

2309
01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:12,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, super nice. He is a good man, that's what

2310
01:53:12,280 --> 01:53:15,000
Speaker 2: everybody says. Yeah, never heard anything bad about him.

2311
01:53:15,840 --> 01:53:17,439
Speaker 1: Dana always thought he was kind of a punk.

2312
01:53:17,520 --> 01:53:17,680
Speaker 8: Yeah.

2313
01:53:17,880 --> 01:53:18,559
Speaker 4: I told him that too.

2314
01:53:18,800 --> 01:53:20,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dana called him a bitch.

2315
01:53:20,360 --> 01:53:20,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2316
01:53:20,560 --> 01:53:22,439
Speaker 3: I was into luth last week and I walked around

2317
01:53:22,439 --> 01:53:24,280
Speaker 3: everywhere talking about how big of a bitch c J.

2318
01:53:24,400 --> 01:53:25,720
Speaker 4: Hammons. The locals.

2319
01:53:27,760 --> 01:53:29,080
Speaker 5: Liked.

2320
01:53:29,479 --> 01:53:31,160
Speaker 4: He seems like the nicest man of all time for

2321
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:32,040
Speaker 4: everything I've heard.

2322
01:53:32,080 --> 01:53:34,479
Speaker 2: And people are texting in the same with Harrison Smith

2323
01:53:35,000 --> 01:53:37,280
Speaker 2: saying he's a really cool guy. They ran into him

2324
01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:39,120
Speaker 2: here and there and all right.

2325
01:53:39,120 --> 01:53:44,040
Speaker 1: I promised, just some Olympics crap, and here we go.

2326
01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:48,759
Speaker 1: Out of two hundred and fifty, two hundred and fifty

2327
01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:50,479
Speaker 1: I think I have that number correct. Out of two

2328
01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:54,240
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty US athletes, which are all they're all

2329
01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:58,519
Speaker 1: on airplanes right now, heading out there to Italy. Out

2330
01:53:58,560 --> 01:54:00,680
Speaker 1: of the two hundred and fifty American athletes we have

2331
01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:07,920
Speaker 1: representing our proud nation, which state produced the most Olympians

2332
01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:10,400
Speaker 1: for this series of events?

2333
01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:13,720
Speaker 5: I'd say Colorado, that's right.

2334
01:54:14,000 --> 01:54:15,680
Speaker 7: Oh, that's smart, Randy.

2335
01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:25,360
Speaker 1: Because of all the snow oriented events. Yes, Colorado thirty

2336
01:54:25,439 --> 01:54:26,639
Speaker 1: one of those pecker heads.

2337
01:54:27,040 --> 01:54:29,280
Speaker 3: Although I read that article and they're claiming Lindsay Vaughn

2338
01:54:29,400 --> 01:54:31,160
Speaker 3: is their own because she moved there in high school.

2339
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:32,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I missed that part.

2340
01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:34,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was going to say a lot of those

2341
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:36,880
Speaker 8: athletes have moved there at a young age because the

2342
01:54:36,920 --> 01:54:41,160
Speaker 8: Olympic Training Center is out there, So that's probably part

2343
01:54:41,200 --> 01:54:41,640
Speaker 8: of the reason.

2344
01:54:41,720 --> 01:54:44,400
Speaker 1: Why. Well, where does Lindsay Vaughan claim she's from.

2345
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:48,120
Speaker 3: She's from EASTU High School. She graduated from Front Pride.

2346
01:54:49,640 --> 01:54:51,520
Speaker 3: I think she's from Burnsville. I think she claims burns

2347
01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:53,120
Speaker 3: She's to practice.

2348
01:54:55,920 --> 01:55:02,080
Speaker 1: Thirty one thirty one athletes from Colorado will be competing.

2349
01:55:02,720 --> 01:55:06,200
Speaker 1: They ski, and they figure skate, and they snowboard. Did

2350
01:55:06,320 --> 01:55:10,480
Speaker 1: you have any idea that Minnesota was a close second.

2351
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's cool.

2352
01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:17,360
Speaker 1: Twenty four athletes from Minnesota are right now on their

2353
01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:19,560
Speaker 1: way to Italy. I have them listed in front of

2354
01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:21,160
Speaker 1: me in case you want me to look anybody up.

2355
01:55:23,240 --> 01:55:26,360
Speaker 1: Can you name one other than who are we just

2356
01:55:26,440 --> 01:55:29,280
Speaker 1: talking about? Lindsay yeah, State of the Olympics.

2357
01:55:30,920 --> 01:55:33,240
Speaker 8: Are the curlers from Minnesota.

2358
01:55:33,720 --> 01:55:39,040
Speaker 1: The curling team I see retired John Schuster. Oh, I

2359
01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:42,520
Speaker 1: think he retired, didn't I used to do ads for John? Yeah?

2360
01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:45,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you used to do ads for him.

2361
01:55:45,560 --> 01:55:47,440
Speaker 1: Because he was on last man's standing.

2362
01:55:47,600 --> 01:55:47,840
Speaker 2: Nope.

2363
01:55:48,920 --> 01:55:51,800
Speaker 5: I don't think Jesse Diggins is competing in the Olympics

2364
01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:52,200
Speaker 5: this year.

2365
01:55:52,480 --> 01:55:55,360
Speaker 1: Here's what I have for you, Jesse Diggins cross country

2366
01:55:55,440 --> 01:56:00,680
Speaker 1: skiing after Minnesota. Okay? Is someone said something about curling,

2367
01:56:01,440 --> 01:56:08,640
Speaker 1: Tabitha Peterson Lovic Curling, Egan Minnesota. Tara Peterson Curling Egan Minnesota,

2368
01:56:09,160 --> 01:56:13,960
Speaker 1: Rich Ruhanen and Sin Jin Curling Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. Aiden

2369
01:56:14,120 --> 01:56:16,040
Speaker 1: my god, how many curlers do you need on one team?

2370
01:56:16,480 --> 01:56:20,680
Speaker 1: Aiden Oldenburg. I've never heard of Mapleton, Minnesota, and I

2371
01:56:20,800 --> 01:56:25,040
Speaker 1: know my way around these parts. Aileen Graving from Duluth,

2372
01:56:25,080 --> 01:56:25,920
Speaker 1: Minnesota curling.

2373
01:56:26,840 --> 01:56:30,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, the curling team is usually all from Minnesota, men's

2374
01:56:30,280 --> 01:56:31,040
Speaker 8: and women's.

2375
01:56:30,840 --> 01:56:33,760
Speaker 1: And then of course all the hockey players, lots and

2376
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:40,520
Speaker 1: lots and lots of hockey players. We're very proud around here,

2377
01:56:40,560 --> 01:56:45,440
Speaker 1: aren't we Yeah, for sure, I mean we're damn proud. Finally,

2378
01:56:45,520 --> 01:56:49,120
Speaker 1: before we go, I didn't know. I hadn't heard of this,

2379
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:50,920
Speaker 1: but I guess it was a big deal. The Chicago

2380
01:56:51,000 --> 01:56:55,480
Speaker 1: White Sox signed up a Japanese ballplayer. Yes, big home

2381
01:56:55,560 --> 01:57:01,520
Speaker 1: run hitter, yep, Moonetaka Murakami. Yep. All right, you had

2382
01:57:01,560 --> 01:57:03,160
Speaker 1: heard this, randy shit, I have.

2383
01:57:03,400 --> 01:57:05,440
Speaker 5: And the White Sox, to be honest with you, neck

2384
01:57:05,520 --> 01:57:09,720
Speaker 5: have made a lot of deals in the offseason. They

2385
01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:13,240
Speaker 5: are serious about being way better this year than they

2386
01:57:13,280 --> 01:57:17,480
Speaker 5: have been. Well, spend spending money trading players.

2387
01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll brace ourselves for that. So they went and

2388
01:57:22,080 --> 01:57:26,520
Speaker 1: signed this Japanese home run hitter. By damn, for eight

2389
01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:30,280
Speaker 1: years he played in the Japanese Professional Baseball League. He

2390
01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:35,360
Speaker 1: played for the Tokyo Yakult Swallows. Oh and he hit

2391
01:57:35,400 --> 01:57:38,400
Speaker 1: a lot of dogs. Two hundred and forty six dogs.

2392
01:57:39,320 --> 01:57:41,320
Speaker 1: There were a couple of years where he hit in

2393
01:57:41,440 --> 01:57:44,720
Speaker 1: the fifties home runs. So this guy is supposedly going

2394
01:57:44,760 --> 01:57:46,640
Speaker 1: to come to the big leagues here in Chicago and

2395
01:57:47,320 --> 01:57:51,560
Speaker 1: start clubbing baseballs over the fence. What was a cute

2396
01:57:51,680 --> 01:57:57,480
Speaker 1: side note was when mister Murakami visited the White Sox

2397
01:57:57,560 --> 01:58:02,560
Speaker 1: clubhouse for the very first time. He said, hey, look,

2398
01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:05,200
Speaker 1: if I'm going to play ball here, Uh, something needs

2399
01:58:05,240 --> 01:58:07,280
Speaker 1: to be added to the clubhouse. And they said, okay,

2400
01:58:07,320 --> 01:58:11,520
Speaker 1: what is it? And he said, but day, I told you.

2401
01:58:11,520 --> 01:58:13,560
Speaker 3: Guys, this is Glen Perkins. Ones told me that Niche

2402
01:58:13,640 --> 01:58:15,720
Speaker 3: Ioko and they signed him. He insists on a day

2403
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:18,600
Speaker 3: being installed in the bathroom. Oh at target Field.

2404
01:58:19,680 --> 01:58:23,320
Speaker 1: He this, this Murakami guy likes to wash his ass

2405
01:58:24,440 --> 01:58:28,000
Speaker 1: in cold water, and so he demanded they install a

2406
01:58:28,120 --> 01:58:30,879
Speaker 1: bidet in the clubhouse. And apparently they're in the process

2407
01:58:30,920 --> 01:58:31,560
Speaker 1: of doing just that.

2408
01:58:33,600 --> 01:58:35,600
Speaker 2: You know, some fancy ones they warm that water for you.

2409
01:58:35,840 --> 01:58:36,480
Speaker 4: You can heat it up.

2410
01:58:37,040 --> 01:58:38,080
Speaker 2: They can get pretty fancy.

2411
01:58:38,080 --> 01:58:39,160
Speaker 7: From what any one of those.

2412
01:58:39,320 --> 01:58:42,240
Speaker 1: I'll never know. I'll never know. I like a dry,

2413
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:43,160
Speaker 1: cold wipe.

2414
01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:48,880
Speaker 2: That's right, you mummy. You mummify your hand with the

2415
01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:50,000
Speaker 2: good toilet paper. Though.

2416
01:58:50,080 --> 01:58:52,120
Speaker 1: Right now when I wipe, Josh, I want to feel it.

2417
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that. You know it's it can get aggressive.

2418
01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:56,640
Speaker 2: I know what you're saying.

2419
01:58:57,280 --> 01:58:59,080
Speaker 1: I want to feel it. I want a limp out

2420
01:58:59,080 --> 01:58:59,760
Speaker 1: of that bathroom.

2421
01:59:02,840 --> 01:59:04,480
Speaker 8: Seventy fan paper.

2422
01:59:04,880 --> 01:59:12,320
Speaker 1: Oo friggin bidets. Everyone's out of their minds. First time

2423
01:59:12,360 --> 01:59:14,240
Speaker 1: I sat on one, it scared me to death.

2424
01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:16,480
Speaker 2: Oh you did try one?

2425
01:59:16,720 --> 01:59:19,320
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't try it. It was a surprise. And

2426
01:59:19,440 --> 01:59:23,080
Speaker 1: this was in the nineteen hundred and eighties. You know

2427
01:59:23,240 --> 01:59:25,200
Speaker 1: my really weird pal, the one who's got like a

2428
01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:29,120
Speaker 1: bomb shelter and whatnot. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, his folks house.

2429
01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:30,640
Speaker 1: This is in the freaking eighties. I think we were

2430
01:59:30,680 --> 01:59:31,120
Speaker 1: tenth grade.

2431
01:59:31,200 --> 01:59:32,800
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was the thing back then.

2432
01:59:32,960 --> 01:59:36,120
Speaker 1: Neither did I. And we're drinking beer all night. Woke

2433
01:59:36,200 --> 01:59:38,840
Speaker 1: up the next morning, had to cut one. Did so

2434
01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:41,880
Speaker 1: hit the flush button? I thought I broke the toilet.

2435
01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:42,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I would think so.

2436
01:59:45,040 --> 01:59:48,840
Speaker 1: Ice cold water shot up hit me in the monkey button. Man,

2437
01:59:51,960 --> 01:59:55,280
Speaker 1: I was terrified. I thought, I think. I even approached

2438
01:59:55,320 --> 01:59:57,320
Speaker 1: my buddy and said, I think I broke your parents' toilet.

2439
01:59:57,400 --> 01:59:59,360
Speaker 1: He said, no, it's a boddet. I said, but good

2440
01:59:59,440 --> 02:00:04,600
Speaker 1: day to you two. And now they're everywhere. So I'm

2441
02:00:04,640 --> 02:00:07,200
Speaker 1: telling you I I tap danced with one in the eighties.

2442
02:00:09,520 --> 02:00:10,520
Speaker 7: They can be a little scared.

2443
02:00:10,720 --> 02:00:12,120
Speaker 1: Hit me right. It hit me right in the old

2444
02:00:12,200 --> 02:00:12,880
Speaker 1: dirty penny.

2445
02:00:13,240 --> 02:00:16,840
Speaker 7: Even if you're ready for it, it's so a little scary, man, Do.

2446
02:00:16,920 --> 02:00:18,120
Speaker 1: You get scared by the bidet.

2447
02:00:18,240 --> 02:00:19,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, it comes at you fast.

2448
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:21,200
Speaker 1: Where does it hit you?

2449
02:00:22,800 --> 02:00:23,760
Speaker 7: Monkey button.

2450
02:00:27,720 --> 02:00:29,600
Speaker 1: Me running? We're not coming in tomorrow.

2451
02:00:31,400 --> 02:00:32,920
Speaker 5: Okay, you sound like you're dying now.

2452
02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:33,960
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just terrible.

2453
02:00:34,520 --> 02:00:35,120
Speaker 8: I'm not either.

2454
02:00:36,320 --> 02:00:39,360
Speaker 2: You were invited, Brad, you're always I don't know.

2455
02:00:39,400 --> 02:00:41,440
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it, Josh and I will talk about it.

2456
02:00:41,560 --> 02:00:43,520
Speaker 1: Mom and Dad will figure it out. But we both

2457
02:00:43,560 --> 02:00:49,600
Speaker 1: feel like just unmitigated ass. I don't know. I don't know.

2458
02:00:49,680 --> 02:00:50,480
Speaker 1: It might be permanent.

2459
02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:54,480
Speaker 2: How many ie pro friends are you allowed to take

2460
02:00:54,520 --> 02:00:54,920
Speaker 2: in a day?

2461
02:00:55,040 --> 02:00:59,480
Speaker 1: Oh? Dude, I've been taking pills like jose Canseco.

2462
02:00:59,640 --> 02:01:02,360
Speaker 2: I've been eight C three am. Is that bad?

2463
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:04,760
Speaker 1: I'm popping pills like the Bash brothers.

2464
02:01:05,280 --> 02:01:06,080
Speaker 2: This hurts so bad.

2465
02:01:06,120 --> 02:01:10,000
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. All right, boys, Uh, maybe we'll talk you tomorrow.

2466
02:01:10,080 --> 02:01:11,400
Speaker 1: Maybe on Monday. We'll let you know.

2467
02:01:11,760 --> 02:01:12,840
Speaker 5: All right, sounds good.

2468
02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:16,280
Speaker 1: Take care. You guys are the freaking best, both of them. Unbelievable.

2469
02:01:16,320 --> 02:01:18,560
Speaker 1: They're tied in first place Josh for the best of

2470
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:19,840
Speaker 1: Randy and.

2471
02:01:20,120 --> 02:01:21,560
Speaker 2: Too tough to choose, but too tough to you.

2472
02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:23,320
Speaker 1: We'll be right back here with more on the Half

2473
02:01:23,360 --> 02:01:29,920
Speaker 1: Assed Morning Show. Have fast Morning Show. Alright, Yeah, bastards,

2474
02:01:30,960 --> 02:01:35,080
Speaker 1: welcome back to the ninety three x half Ass Morning Show.

2475
02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:40,080
Speaker 1: Just dripping with disease over here. It's disgusting. I'm coughing

2476
02:01:40,160 --> 02:01:43,000
Speaker 1: and spitting all over the studio. Josh is coughing and

2477
02:01:43,120 --> 02:01:45,720
Speaker 1: spitting all over the studio. The lights are bright enough

2478
02:01:45,800 --> 02:01:48,480
Speaker 1: to see Dana's face. It's it's disgusting in here.

2479
02:01:49,400 --> 02:01:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not helpy.

2480
02:01:50,440 --> 02:01:50,800
Speaker 1: You're right.

2481
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:53,040
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'll hide you on the monitors. I'll duck down.

2482
02:01:53,720 --> 02:01:56,720
Speaker 1: We're sick, but we're gonna keep her going to the

2483
02:01:56,760 --> 02:02:02,000
Speaker 1: bitter end. We're doing it for our lists. We're doing

2484
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:05,640
Speaker 1: it for the greater good, the greater good. But more

2485
02:02:05,680 --> 02:02:07,160
Speaker 1: than anything, we're doing it for the money.

2486
02:02:09,720 --> 02:02:10,080
Speaker 2: We are.

2487
02:02:11,600 --> 02:02:16,720
Speaker 1: Changes Josh Times making changes in my life, Tesla said

2488
02:02:16,760 --> 02:02:20,360
Speaker 1: on their Terrific Mechanical Resonance record from back in nineteen

2489
02:02:20,480 --> 02:02:25,480
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty six track two side to Times making

2490
02:02:25,600 --> 02:02:31,000
Speaker 1: changes in my beautiful song. And it's true time makes changes.

2491
02:02:32,120 --> 02:02:35,680
Speaker 1: Things change, people change. Here's what I was reading today.

2492
02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:40,760
Speaker 1: By God, you thought you could count on this until

2493
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:48,560
Speaker 1: the end of time, but it's changed, says here. Strippers

2494
02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:54,320
Speaker 1: at bachelor and bachelorette parties are a thing of the past.

2495
02:02:55,000 --> 02:02:57,880
Speaker 2: How common actually is that I've only been to one

2496
02:02:58,360 --> 02:02:59,520
Speaker 2: where they had strippers?

2497
02:03:00,320 --> 02:03:01,040
Speaker 1: Up? Was that?

2498
02:03:01,360 --> 02:03:01,920
Speaker 7: Never heard of it?

2499
02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:03,920
Speaker 2: Way more? You haven't even heard of it?

2500
02:03:04,080 --> 02:03:06,000
Speaker 6: No, not until you guys, I've never heard it. Like

2501
02:03:06,040 --> 02:03:09,080
Speaker 6: a month's friends, they've ever done something like that?

2502
02:03:09,360 --> 02:03:12,480
Speaker 2: Certainly going to a strip club common, right? Yeah, having

2503
02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:14,280
Speaker 2: strippers that's a whole other thing.

2504
02:03:14,440 --> 02:03:14,760
Speaker 1: See that.

2505
02:03:14,960 --> 02:03:17,840
Speaker 6: That's the thing is I haven't even heard of out

2506
02:03:17,880 --> 02:03:19,560
Speaker 6: of the guy friends I have that, like going to

2507
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:21,200
Speaker 6: the strip club is even a thing anymore?

2508
02:03:21,760 --> 02:03:23,760
Speaker 1: Well, this is exactly what we're talking about. You're a

2509
02:03:23,880 --> 02:03:27,440
Speaker 1: much younger person than the rest of us, and it

2510
02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:34,120
Speaker 1: must be your generation who is pushing, not intentionally, but

2511
02:03:37,800 --> 02:03:40,560
Speaker 1: it must be your generation who's got a new approach

2512
02:03:41,040 --> 02:03:43,840
Speaker 1: to bachelor and bachelorette parties.

2513
02:03:43,920 --> 02:03:46,000
Speaker 2: I wonder if there's a it's a combo of that

2514
02:03:46,320 --> 02:03:48,840
Speaker 2: where maybe there's a waning interest, but also maybe it's

2515
02:03:49,640 --> 02:03:52,360
Speaker 2: there's not enough strippers that want to do it. I mean,

2516
02:03:52,480 --> 02:03:56,200
Speaker 2: i'd be pretty fearful of, you know, showing up at

2517
02:03:56,760 --> 02:03:58,400
Speaker 2: a bunch of rowdy dude's place if I.

2518
02:03:58,480 --> 02:04:00,760
Speaker 4: Was a stripper, Oh yeah, making the house all for sure.

2519
02:04:00,600 --> 02:04:02,480
Speaker 2: Which, by the way, I could be if I wanted

2520
02:04:02,480 --> 02:04:04,480
Speaker 2: to Yeah, you have the body for yeah, and I

2521
02:04:04,520 --> 02:04:05,200
Speaker 2: can dance well.

2522
02:04:05,240 --> 02:04:08,800
Speaker 1: But they always bring some series of steroid tigers with them.

2523
02:04:08,840 --> 02:04:11,080
Speaker 1: It's not like these women just walk into a house

2524
02:04:11,160 --> 02:04:12,280
Speaker 1: full of donkeys.

2525
02:04:12,280 --> 02:04:14,200
Speaker 2: With a bachelor party. I was at that had it.

2526
02:04:14,760 --> 02:04:18,600
Speaker 2: It was all steroid tigers that were at this bachelor party.

2527
02:04:18,640 --> 02:04:22,520
Speaker 2: So the security looked tiny compared. You can tell he

2528
02:04:22,720 --> 02:04:24,920
Speaker 2: was not used. It was only one guy, security guy.

2529
02:04:25,120 --> 02:04:27,240
Speaker 2: He was not used to being the smallest guy in

2530
02:04:27,320 --> 02:04:27,640
Speaker 2: the room.

2531
02:04:27,800 --> 02:04:29,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, the other guy called him sick. They had to

2532
02:04:29,840 --> 02:04:30,960
Speaker 4: get the intern to go out there.

2533
02:04:31,480 --> 02:04:33,080
Speaker 1: Let me give you some more specifics here.

2534
02:04:35,320 --> 02:04:37,320
Speaker 7: You never know gets your foot in the door.

2535
02:04:37,400 --> 02:04:42,400
Speaker 1: Somehow the whole approach to a bachelor or bachelorette party

2536
02:04:43,360 --> 02:04:45,880
Speaker 1: making a telephone call and getting some strippers over there

2537
02:04:45,920 --> 02:04:50,600
Speaker 1: to knock you around the room. Apparently that vibe has waned.

2538
02:04:51,440 --> 02:04:57,360
Speaker 1: Here's more specifics on how this conversation got started. Summers.

2539
02:04:57,360 --> 02:05:02,800
Speaker 1: Over there on Reddit, someone cut loose with the unpopular

2540
02:05:02,960 --> 02:05:08,440
Speaker 1: opinion gimmick. I believe there's even a page called Unpopular

2541
02:05:08,560 --> 02:05:11,800
Speaker 1: Opinion and folks can argue back and forth, of course,

2542
02:05:12,240 --> 02:05:17,520
Speaker 1: insult each other, maybe even some threats. And it says

2543
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:20,080
Speaker 1: here if you feel you need strippers at your pre

2544
02:05:20,280 --> 02:05:21,520
Speaker 1: marriage party, where's this.

2545
02:05:21,600 --> 02:05:24,240
Speaker 2: Person from pre marriage party?

2546
02:05:24,800 --> 02:05:27,080
Speaker 1: If you feel you need strippers at your pre marriage

2547
02:05:27,160 --> 02:05:32,720
Speaker 1: party to have one last hurrah, you shouldn't be getting married.

2548
02:05:34,280 --> 02:05:37,120
Speaker 7: I've never really liked the last hurrah vibe.

2549
02:05:38,680 --> 02:05:40,920
Speaker 1: Well, then you wouldn't have liked this in the eighties.

2550
02:05:41,480 --> 02:05:45,400
Speaker 6: Because I don't know, it does seem a little weird.

2551
02:05:45,920 --> 02:05:48,520
Speaker 6: I guess to me, like, I'm about to commit to

2552
02:05:48,600 --> 02:05:51,280
Speaker 6: somebody that I, you know, swear I love more than

2553
02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:53,160
Speaker 6: anything in the world, But let me get some let

2554
02:05:53,200 --> 02:05:54,880
Speaker 6: me get some stranger boobs in.

2555
02:05:54,920 --> 02:05:59,280
Speaker 2: My face before I do that randos, you know, I

2556
02:05:59,360 --> 02:06:02,160
Speaker 2: mean my wife and I were pretty prude, but she

2557
02:06:02,240 --> 02:06:04,120
Speaker 2: wouldn't have cared I had asked her this before, like

2558
02:06:04,160 --> 02:06:05,960
Speaker 2: would you care if we would have got strippers that

2559
02:06:06,080 --> 02:06:08,360
Speaker 2: I mean I had. My bachelor party was very tame.

2560
02:06:08,880 --> 02:06:10,400
Speaker 4: Are you talking about? You went to the Mall of America,

2561
02:06:10,440 --> 02:06:12,480
Speaker 4: went on a flight simulator. That's bad ass, no.

2562
02:06:12,680 --> 02:06:16,240
Speaker 2: Wild with my brother and my dad. Yeah, that sounds sweet.

2563
02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:18,480
Speaker 1: Time out now. I don't know if I've ever heard

2564
02:06:18,520 --> 02:06:22,600
Speaker 1: this story. Well, your bachelor party consisted of what my brother.

2565
02:06:22,560 --> 02:06:25,800
Speaker 2: My dad, and me, and we tried to go to

2566
02:06:25,880 --> 02:06:28,200
Speaker 2: the flight simulator. Dan about it. We couldn't get in.

2567
02:06:28,440 --> 02:06:30,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, so we ended it. I don't even want

2568
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:32,280
Speaker 2: to say, come on, we were at the Mall of America.

2569
02:06:32,320 --> 02:06:33,000
Speaker 2: I'll just leave it at that.

2570
02:06:33,080 --> 02:06:34,040
Speaker 4: Did you at least go to Hooters?

2571
02:06:34,160 --> 02:06:36,560
Speaker 1: There's no way I'm letting you walk away from this. No,

2572
02:06:36,760 --> 02:06:37,080
Speaker 1: I have to.

2573
02:06:37,160 --> 02:06:37,840
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling good.

2574
02:06:38,760 --> 02:06:41,720
Speaker 1: Your bachelor party. It was you, your brother, and your dad.

2575
02:06:41,800 --> 02:06:45,040
Speaker 1: So you didn't even make an effort to organize anything obviously.

2576
02:06:45,080 --> 02:06:46,480
Speaker 2: No, not at all. It was just kind of like

2577
02:06:46,800 --> 02:06:49,000
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to have one for any other reason

2578
02:06:49,040 --> 02:06:51,200
Speaker 2: than I you know, it was thirty something. I'm like,

2579
02:06:51,200 --> 02:06:52,920
Speaker 2: I don't really need a bachelor party.

2580
02:06:53,160 --> 02:06:55,080
Speaker 1: Well you should have. So the three of you pile

2581
02:06:55,160 --> 02:06:57,480
Speaker 1: into a van, you go to the Mall of America together.

2582
02:06:57,920 --> 02:07:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were going to go to a tried simulator.

2583
02:07:00,200 --> 02:07:01,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's still there.

2584
02:07:01,360 --> 02:07:04,440
Speaker 1: But instead you well, you know, it was a long

2585
02:07:04,480 --> 02:07:04,840
Speaker 1: time ago.

2586
02:07:04,960 --> 02:07:08,160
Speaker 2: Come on, this was like two thousand and.

2587
02:07:08,320 --> 02:07:11,080
Speaker 1: What did you friggin guys do roller coasters? No?

2588
02:07:11,800 --> 02:07:12,160
Speaker 2: I don't think.

2589
02:07:12,280 --> 02:07:14,840
Speaker 1: Did you go to some kind of a food tasting event?

2590
02:07:15,320 --> 02:07:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just say no.

2591
02:07:16,760 --> 02:07:19,000
Speaker 3: No to say that did you get the old timey

2592
02:07:19,040 --> 02:07:21,360
Speaker 3: photo taken of you guys in like cowboy gear?

2593
02:07:21,680 --> 02:07:23,960
Speaker 2: That's what we did. Yes, what did you really do?

2594
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:24,320
Speaker 1: Josh?

2595
02:07:24,560 --> 02:07:26,600
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that you guys are acting like we

2596
02:07:26,720 --> 02:07:29,600
Speaker 2: went to We walked by an aroma therapy bar, went

2597
02:07:29,640 --> 02:07:35,360
Speaker 2: in there and got a head massage. I mean, that's

2598
02:07:35,480 --> 02:07:38,000
Speaker 2: what you guys look like right now, and you look

2599
02:07:38,120 --> 02:07:41,320
Speaker 2: like fools. That's the face you're giving me. What guy

2600
02:07:41,360 --> 02:07:44,920
Speaker 2: would do that with his dad and his brother try

2601
02:07:44,960 --> 02:07:47,720
Speaker 2: and get into a flight simulator, go across the hall

2602
02:07:47,840 --> 02:07:50,440
Speaker 2: to a roma therapy bar and get head massage? What?

2603
02:07:51,160 --> 02:07:51,200
Speaker 1: What?

2604
02:07:52,200 --> 02:07:52,680
Speaker 7: What the heck?

2605
02:07:52,920 --> 02:07:55,680
Speaker 1: You know? Over my lifetime, Josh, I've had I've had

2606
02:07:55,800 --> 02:08:02,880
Speaker 1: friends deeply insult me. I've had friends, I've gotten in

2607
02:08:02,960 --> 02:08:09,120
Speaker 1: physical altercations with friends, But I've never been more disgusted.

2608
02:08:10,680 --> 02:08:12,400
Speaker 2: This has been a bad week for the two of us.

2609
02:08:13,200 --> 02:08:16,200
Speaker 2: And the week started with me telling you I tried

2610
02:08:16,240 --> 02:08:18,880
Speaker 2: cauliflower crust pizza and I liked it, and then you

2611
02:08:19,000 --> 02:08:20,440
Speaker 2: told me that you hoped I die.

2612
02:08:21,640 --> 02:08:26,600
Speaker 1: Three grown men walked into an aroma therapy bar and

2613
02:08:26,840 --> 02:08:28,200
Speaker 1: got head massages.

2614
02:08:28,360 --> 02:08:30,360
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with it. I didn't even

2615
02:08:30,360 --> 02:08:30,880
Speaker 2: know what it was.

2616
02:08:31,200 --> 02:08:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh what are you talking about yet anyway? That sucks.

2617
02:08:35,040 --> 02:08:36,120
Speaker 1: That story sucks.

2618
02:08:37,480 --> 02:08:39,600
Speaker 2: That's why it's never come up before. Can we give

2619
02:08:39,640 --> 02:08:40,160
Speaker 2: you a redo?

2620
02:08:40,320 --> 02:08:40,480
Speaker 8: Man?

2621
02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:43,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've never brought that up before. Never once.

2622
02:08:44,800 --> 02:08:46,640
Speaker 2: No. No, I only kne embarrassing.

2623
02:08:46,720 --> 02:08:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2624
02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:49,240
Speaker 3: I only knew the flight simulator part that you couldn't

2625
02:08:49,240 --> 02:08:50,880
Speaker 3: get in. I didn't know what you did afterwards.

2626
02:08:51,240 --> 02:08:53,640
Speaker 2: Well, like I said, that part wasn't planned. I don't

2627
02:08:53,680 --> 02:08:56,560
Speaker 2: know whose idea it was. It wasn't mine. I didn't

2628
02:08:56,560 --> 02:08:59,960
Speaker 2: even know what an aroma therapy place was. I think

2629
02:09:00,120 --> 02:09:03,080
Speaker 2: I'm calling right. Basically, they put like this, you know,

2630
02:09:03,200 --> 02:09:05,280
Speaker 2: like if somebody's in the hospital and things aren't good

2631
02:09:05,320 --> 02:09:07,520
Speaker 2: and they put that little plastic tube up their nose.

2632
02:09:07,560 --> 02:09:08,520
Speaker 4: Oh, the oxygen thing.

2633
02:09:08,680 --> 02:09:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was like that was like, uh like

2634
02:09:11,760 --> 02:09:16,280
Speaker 2: just stop sent Okay, Like I said, I sent to oxygen.

2635
02:09:17,840 --> 02:09:18,919
Speaker 7: That was nice and relaxing.

2636
02:09:19,080 --> 02:09:20,760
Speaker 4: I actually did it once at the Vegas airport.

2637
02:09:20,920 --> 02:09:21,360
Speaker 1: Oh you did.

2638
02:09:21,880 --> 02:09:23,560
Speaker 2: Oh well, then I don't feel so bad.

2639
02:09:24,640 --> 02:09:26,360
Speaker 4: Well because they've been up all night at the strip clubs.

2640
02:09:26,400 --> 02:09:27,400
Speaker 4: It was horribly hungover.

2641
02:09:27,960 --> 02:09:29,800
Speaker 2: Okay. I don't think it makes it any better, to

2642
02:09:29,880 --> 02:09:30,560
Speaker 2: be honest.

2643
02:09:30,320 --> 02:09:31,840
Speaker 4: With you, and I just thought it couldn't hurt and

2644
02:09:31,920 --> 02:09:33,640
Speaker 4: I just needed something.

2645
02:09:34,240 --> 02:09:36,840
Speaker 2: Was the massage by a woman? Buck nuts? Jesus?

2646
02:09:36,960 --> 02:09:37,560
Speaker 1: Yes? Who was?

2647
02:09:37,560 --> 02:09:38,920
Speaker 2: All women were good at least?

2648
02:09:40,480 --> 02:09:43,160
Speaker 4: But I feel nice, nice head massage. I'm not knocking

2649
02:09:43,200 --> 02:09:43,360
Speaker 4: it too.

2650
02:09:43,560 --> 02:09:46,840
Speaker 2: I've never had a head massage for let me tell

2651
02:09:46,840 --> 02:09:47,160
Speaker 2: you about it.

2652
02:09:47,360 --> 02:09:54,440
Speaker 1: There's nothing wildly new here. There's always been people who

2653
02:09:54,560 --> 02:10:02,280
Speaker 1: thought and expressed out loud the idea that if you

2654
02:10:02,400 --> 02:10:06,880
Speaker 1: have a bachelor or a bachelorette party with strippers, that

2655
02:10:07,160 --> 02:10:10,160
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be getting married. You show it shows you

2656
02:10:10,240 --> 02:10:13,040
Speaker 1: aren't ready to get married if you need naked women

2657
02:10:13,160 --> 02:10:16,240
Speaker 1: or men all over you just days or weeks before

2658
02:10:16,280 --> 02:10:18,640
Speaker 1: you get me. So this is there's always been people

2659
02:10:18,640 --> 02:10:22,200
Speaker 1: whole been strongly against this, not just bachelor bachelorette parties,

2660
02:10:22,360 --> 02:10:25,160
Speaker 1: but adult entertainment in general.

2661
02:10:27,240 --> 02:10:32,360
Speaker 2: Your wife wouldn't care, right, No, So where they're.

2662
02:10:32,200 --> 02:10:34,880
Speaker 1: Going with this is, you know, a lot has changed

2663
02:10:34,960 --> 02:10:37,800
Speaker 1: with the overall vibe of a bachelor or a bachelorette party.

2664
02:10:37,880 --> 02:10:39,760
Speaker 1: I remember the first time I heard of this and

2665
02:10:39,840 --> 02:10:43,720
Speaker 1: it just threw me. You're having a bachelor party. Huh, yeah,

2666
02:10:43,880 --> 02:10:46,080
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Oh? We're all going to mast Lune.

2667
02:10:46,440 --> 02:10:48,400
Speaker 7: That's all it is now that's that's what it is.

2668
02:10:48,480 --> 02:10:50,680
Speaker 1: It's a four or five day everyone get on an

2669
02:10:50,680 --> 02:10:53,720
Speaker 1: airplane kind of a thing. And that I think that's ridiculous.

2670
02:10:55,800 --> 02:10:58,480
Speaker 6: If I would be pretty psyched to be invited to one,

2671
02:10:58,480 --> 02:11:00,320
Speaker 6: I would never make other people do that for me.

2672
02:11:00,840 --> 02:11:01,560
Speaker 7: I'd feel bad.

2673
02:11:01,640 --> 02:11:03,920
Speaker 6: But it'd be cool to get invited to something like that,

2674
02:11:04,080 --> 02:11:06,320
Speaker 6: because I would use it as an excuse to be like, well,

2675
02:11:06,320 --> 02:11:06,840
Speaker 6: I have to go.

2676
02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:08,960
Speaker 4: Oh, especially now as a mom.

2677
02:11:09,520 --> 02:11:10,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, maybe that's.

2678
02:11:10,800 --> 02:11:11,200
Speaker 1: What it is.

2679
02:11:11,640 --> 02:11:14,640
Speaker 7: I let me go like a two day okay, please,

2680
02:11:14,720 --> 02:11:15,520
Speaker 7: somebody get married.

2681
02:11:15,680 --> 02:11:17,200
Speaker 4: I need a two day vendor please.

2682
02:11:18,040 --> 02:11:20,480
Speaker 1: So it's a different vibe. Now, it's not just going

2683
02:11:21,520 --> 02:11:24,000
Speaker 1: to a strip joint or having a house party and

2684
02:11:24,040 --> 02:11:28,360
Speaker 1: having the strippers come to you, or you know, drinking

2685
02:11:28,400 --> 02:11:32,280
Speaker 1: yourself blind at your neighborhood tavern. Now it's this extravagant

2686
02:11:33,000 --> 02:11:36,200
Speaker 1: five day me and twenty friends. We all get on

2687
02:11:36,320 --> 02:11:40,720
Speaker 1: a don't I don't That sounds just like too much.

2688
02:11:40,880 --> 02:11:42,520
Speaker 3: Those are the only ones I've ever been to. I've

2689
02:11:42,560 --> 02:11:44,760
Speaker 3: never been to one where it's well, one afternoon or

2690
02:11:44,840 --> 02:11:47,240
Speaker 3: one night thing. It's always been hey, meet up in

2691
02:11:47,280 --> 02:11:48,080
Speaker 3: this city that city.

2692
02:11:48,160 --> 02:11:50,400
Speaker 2: Maybe it's an h is it because everybody lives in

2693
02:11:50,440 --> 02:11:51,000
Speaker 2: different cities.

2694
02:11:51,120 --> 02:11:52,000
Speaker 4: That has part to do with it.

2695
02:11:52,040 --> 02:11:53,760
Speaker 2: Two, that's different.

2696
02:11:53,840 --> 02:11:55,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, that wasn't my reasoning.

2697
02:11:56,000 --> 02:11:59,040
Speaker 6: Uh, we just wanted some more time, Like one day

2698
02:11:59,080 --> 02:12:02,840
Speaker 6: didn't feel like enough fun. So like for my bachelorette party,

2699
02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:06,360
Speaker 6: we rented an airbnb, like just a cabin here in

2700
02:12:06,440 --> 02:12:09,160
Speaker 6: Minnesota and got drunk into that whole thing. But it

2701
02:12:09,240 --> 02:12:12,320
Speaker 6: was it was nice having like, you know, a whole day,

2702
02:12:12,360 --> 02:12:14,920
Speaker 6: a whole Saturday, to hang out with all my girlfriends.

2703
02:12:15,800 --> 02:12:18,560
Speaker 1: It also says here, these people who get on an

2704
02:12:18,560 --> 02:12:22,360
Speaker 1: airplane and go to Guam or whatever for a bachelor party,

2705
02:12:23,240 --> 02:12:28,520
Speaker 1: they're not so focused on sex with prostitutes and cocaine anymore.

2706
02:12:29,720 --> 02:12:36,920
Speaker 1: They're into golf trips, deep sea fishing. Oh that's a

2707
02:12:37,120 --> 02:12:39,560
Speaker 1: skihol actually sporting events.

2708
02:12:39,760 --> 02:12:43,840
Speaker 6: One of my husband's really good buddies just recently got engaged,

2709
02:12:44,200 --> 02:12:47,640
Speaker 6: and obviously he's gonna eventually have a bachelor party, and

2710
02:12:47,800 --> 02:12:49,360
Speaker 6: I already know it's one hundred percent going to be

2711
02:12:49,400 --> 02:12:51,280
Speaker 6: a trip to like Arizona to go golfing for like

2712
02:12:51,360 --> 02:12:52,040
Speaker 6: three days straight.

2713
02:12:52,120 --> 02:12:52,560
Speaker 1: That's all they do.

2714
02:12:52,720 --> 02:12:53,720
Speaker 7: That's all he's going to be doing.

2715
02:12:53,920 --> 02:12:54,520
Speaker 1: I just know it.

2716
02:12:54,880 --> 02:12:56,400
Speaker 2: I don't even know what i'd want to do if

2717
02:12:56,440 --> 02:12:57,680
Speaker 2: I had a bachelor party.

2718
02:12:57,720 --> 02:12:59,680
Speaker 7: Now I know what I want to do. I want

2719
02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:01,320
Speaker 7: to go hog hunting from a helicopter.

2720
02:13:01,560 --> 02:13:03,640
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was specific.

2721
02:13:03,920 --> 02:13:05,720
Speaker 7: It's really cool. You can do that down to Texas.

2722
02:13:05,760 --> 02:13:07,120
Speaker 7: You can get like this cool treehouse.

2723
02:13:07,920 --> 02:13:10,800
Speaker 1: But have you ever been doing a roma therapy bar? Oh?

2724
02:13:10,880 --> 02:13:13,720
Speaker 2: By the way, people have vision that it would sound

2725
02:13:14,160 --> 02:13:17,760
Speaker 2: that it's an oxygen bar, which sounds cool. See, I

2726
02:13:17,800 --> 02:13:20,919
Speaker 2: went that's what it was, an oxygen bar. By the way, oxygen.

2727
02:13:21,520 --> 02:13:23,320
Speaker 1: A friend of mine went hog hunting and said it

2728
02:13:23,440 --> 02:13:28,240
Speaker 1: was the most underrated. U. No, that's overrated, most overrated

2729
02:13:29,280 --> 02:13:30,240
Speaker 1: in the experience.

2730
02:13:30,360 --> 02:13:31,440
Speaker 7: Did he do the cool you can?

2731
02:13:31,560 --> 02:13:34,680
Speaker 1: Like? He was in a helicopter, hang glider, all kinds

2732
02:13:34,680 --> 02:13:36,720
Speaker 1: of things. He said. The hogs just stand there. It's

2733
02:13:36,800 --> 02:13:37,280
Speaker 1: just stupid.

2734
02:13:37,360 --> 02:13:38,600
Speaker 7: Oh, I don't want them to stand there.

2735
02:13:38,760 --> 02:13:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they don't run away. They just look up

2736
02:13:40,880 --> 02:13:41,840
Speaker 1: and say, go ahead, kill me.

2737
02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:43,840
Speaker 6: I mean like, so yeah, you can like shoot them

2738
02:13:43,880 --> 02:13:45,560
Speaker 6: with guns, or you can like get down on the

2739
02:13:45,600 --> 02:13:47,360
Speaker 6: ground and like hunt them with just a knife.

2740
02:13:47,560 --> 02:13:51,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry, Josh. You wanted to clarify something.

2741
02:13:51,640 --> 02:13:53,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't an aroma therapy bar.

2742
02:13:53,560 --> 02:13:55,680
Speaker 2: It was so tell me. It's what I went to

2743
02:13:56,080 --> 02:13:59,040
Speaker 2: was a oxygen bar, which sounds cooler than a roma therapy.

2744
02:13:59,160 --> 02:14:01,200
Speaker 2: It does, I guess I'll take that.

2745
02:14:01,600 --> 02:14:04,880
Speaker 1: You want to stab a helpless pig with a knife

2746
02:14:04,960 --> 02:14:06,960
Speaker 1: while it screams and bleeds and dies.

2747
02:14:07,120 --> 02:14:11,120
Speaker 6: They're like vicious because they they'll be trying to kill you,

2748
02:14:11,600 --> 02:14:13,320
Speaker 6: So it kind of makes it better if.

2749
02:14:13,160 --> 02:14:15,640
Speaker 1: They just like but if you never showed up to

2750
02:14:15,760 --> 02:14:19,040
Speaker 1: go pig hunting this, this pig doesn't come to your

2751
02:14:19,200 --> 02:14:21,560
Speaker 1: door and try to kill you. I don't know. You're

2752
02:14:21,600 --> 02:14:25,240
Speaker 1: going to seek him out when he sees you holding

2753
02:14:25,320 --> 02:14:28,040
Speaker 1: that knife. Yes, he might not be terribly excited to

2754
02:14:28,080 --> 02:14:31,280
Speaker 1: see it. He might want to fight for his life.

2755
02:14:31,480 --> 02:14:33,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I want to. Sorry.

2756
02:14:33,720 --> 02:14:35,280
Speaker 2: I thought hogs could kick your ass.

2757
02:14:35,520 --> 02:14:39,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you are an animal lover Youre's no way, dear,

2758
02:14:40,720 --> 02:14:44,600
Speaker 1: I know, I know different. We're talking about walking up

2759
02:14:44,840 --> 02:14:50,360
Speaker 1: like a very personal you stab this critter like right

2760
02:14:50,560 --> 02:14:50,760
Speaker 1: like you.

2761
02:14:51,720 --> 02:14:52,400
Speaker 7: I think I could do it.

2762
02:14:52,520 --> 02:14:55,960
Speaker 1: There's no way, so cool, no way. Once that thing

2763
02:14:56,080 --> 02:14:59,720
Speaker 1: starts to scream, you are going to run away crying

2764
02:14:59,840 --> 02:15:02,040
Speaker 1: and someone's gonna have to finish the job for you.

2765
02:15:03,800 --> 02:15:04,880
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?

2766
02:15:05,320 --> 02:15:08,800
Speaker 7: I'm sorry It sounds so cool. This has been on

2767
02:15:08,880 --> 02:15:10,240
Speaker 7: my mind for like years.

2768
02:15:10,560 --> 02:15:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I get the being in a helicopter and shooting

2769
02:15:12,960 --> 02:15:15,400
Speaker 1: one from the sky. That does sound cool, But you're

2770
02:15:15,440 --> 02:15:18,600
Speaker 1: talking about ida eye with this pig. Yeah, do you

2771
02:15:18,760 --> 02:15:22,080
Speaker 1: insert the knife into wing and the damn thing? Ah?

2772
02:15:22,920 --> 02:15:25,200
Speaker 7: I might, Okay, I'll stick to some helicopter.

2773
02:15:24,960 --> 02:15:32,760
Speaker 1: Good lord, Yeah, there you go. Yeah. I remember the

2774
02:15:32,840 --> 02:15:35,360
Speaker 1: first time we were talking about bachelor and bachelorette parties.

2775
02:15:36,280 --> 02:15:37,920
Speaker 1: The first time a friend of mine brought up the

2776
02:15:37,960 --> 02:15:40,920
Speaker 1: idea of going to Vegas or something. I mean, maybe

2777
02:15:40,960 --> 02:15:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm a dick, but I looked right in his eyes

2778
02:15:42,400 --> 02:15:43,720
Speaker 1: and I said, who the hell do you think you are?

2779
02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:47,080
Speaker 1: You're gonna you're asking all of us to spend twenty

2780
02:15:47,120 --> 02:15:48,200
Speaker 1: five hundred and three grand.

2781
02:15:48,320 --> 02:15:49,360
Speaker 2: Yeah's expensive.

2782
02:15:49,560 --> 02:15:53,840
Speaker 1: Just go to the Legion. But it's a different thing now. Yeah.

2783
02:15:53,840 --> 02:15:55,600
Speaker 2: A few people text in They're like, you know, hey,

2784
02:15:55,640 --> 02:15:58,720
Speaker 2: broke bastards like us, we're not going on weekend getaways

2785
02:15:58,760 --> 02:16:00,400
Speaker 2: out of time. I'm the same way. There's no way

2786
02:16:00,560 --> 02:16:05,080
Speaker 2: I couldn't justify that expense. God Day, And sometimes I

2787
02:16:05,200 --> 02:16:09,160
Speaker 2: wonder like a buddy of mine he got married out

2788
02:16:09,200 --> 02:16:10,880
Speaker 2: of state because he didn't want to invite a lot

2789
02:16:10,920 --> 02:16:12,480
Speaker 2: of people. So that was kind of his way to

2790
02:16:12,560 --> 02:16:16,920
Speaker 2: weed folks out that he had hoped. Okay, maybe less people. Yeah,

2791
02:16:16,920 --> 02:16:19,480
Speaker 2: there were certain family members that he was getting pressured

2792
02:16:19,880 --> 02:16:22,280
Speaker 2: to invite, and so he invited him but just said, yeah,

2793
02:16:22,280 --> 02:16:24,200
Speaker 2: you got to go to Honolulu or wherever it was.

2794
02:16:24,760 --> 02:16:26,240
Speaker 2: My wife kind of kept her really smart.

2795
02:16:26,320 --> 02:16:28,400
Speaker 3: My wife is going to destination wedding in the summer

2796
02:16:28,480 --> 02:16:30,320
Speaker 3: and summer in Mexico down there, and it's going to

2797
02:16:30,400 --> 02:16:32,600
Speaker 3: cost her more just for her to go for a

2798
02:16:32,640 --> 02:16:34,480
Speaker 3: couple of days. I'm not going with because of the price.

2799
02:16:34,680 --> 02:16:36,240
Speaker 3: It's going to cost her more to go than it

2800
02:16:36,320 --> 02:16:38,240
Speaker 3: did for our entire honeymoon for the two of us.

2801
02:16:38,480 --> 02:16:41,200
Speaker 7: That is crazy. Oh, she's gonna have so much fun though.

2802
02:16:41,440 --> 02:16:44,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's even splitting the room and it's still

2803
02:16:44,400 --> 02:16:46,400
Speaker 3: more expensive than it was our entire honeymoon for a

2804
02:16:46,440 --> 02:16:46,840
Speaker 3: whole week.

2805
02:16:47,200 --> 02:16:49,680
Speaker 7: As she can't even have fun then splitting a room.

2806
02:16:49,840 --> 02:16:52,520
Speaker 1: Laser Jesus texted the program and said, I'd watch your

2807
02:16:52,560 --> 02:16:54,760
Speaker 1: back in the break room around that Ashley character.

2808
02:16:56,280 --> 02:16:57,840
Speaker 2: That's true if anybody could do it.

2809
02:16:58,120 --> 02:16:59,160
Speaker 1: She's bloodthirsty.

2810
02:16:59,280 --> 02:16:59,600
Speaker 5: She is.

2811
02:17:00,080 --> 02:17:01,920
Speaker 4: You can wheel a knife coffee potter at the top

2812
02:17:01,959 --> 02:17:03,440
Speaker 4: of the head. Didn't see it coming.

2813
02:17:03,800 --> 02:17:05,160
Speaker 1: How you're feeling over there, cubby?

2814
02:17:05,200 --> 02:17:05,640
Speaker 2: Horrible?

2815
02:17:06,640 --> 02:17:10,800
Speaker 1: This sucks. Do you feel like a like a cold, wet,

2816
02:17:12,360 --> 02:17:15,640
Speaker 1: overflowing bucket of goat ass? Yeah?

2817
02:17:15,720 --> 02:17:18,040
Speaker 2: Maybe lukewarm, even worse.

2818
02:17:18,240 --> 02:17:20,560
Speaker 7: I thought we lost you there, had your head down

2819
02:17:20,760 --> 02:17:22,600
Speaker 7: a guy.

2820
02:17:22,680 --> 02:17:23,440
Speaker 1: Are you gonna puke?

2821
02:17:23,520 --> 02:17:26,480
Speaker 2: Do you, guys ever feel like you're in slow motion?

2822
02:17:26,760 --> 02:17:27,960
Speaker 7: You shouldn't come in tomorrow.

2823
02:17:28,120 --> 02:17:30,800
Speaker 2: When your head moves, it's leaving a trail like the matrix.

2824
02:17:31,240 --> 02:17:32,720
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe you're gonna spray?

2825
02:17:33,560 --> 02:17:35,320
Speaker 2: No, and it's my head just is killing me.

2826
02:17:35,360 --> 02:17:36,480
Speaker 1: It hurts you gotta go potty?

2827
02:17:36,640 --> 02:17:37,560
Speaker 2: No, nothing like that.

2828
02:17:37,879 --> 02:17:38,520
Speaker 1: Do you have a fever?

2829
02:17:38,680 --> 02:17:40,720
Speaker 2: I mean I should try and go before I leave.

2830
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:41,680
Speaker 4: You should always try.

2831
02:17:41,879 --> 02:17:43,400
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think I have a fever, but I've

2832
02:17:43,400 --> 02:17:46,879
Speaker 2: been taking a lot of that Ibu profriend ib.

2833
02:17:46,800 --> 02:17:48,039
Speaker 3: You So.

2834
02:17:50,560 --> 02:17:57,199
Speaker 1: When you're when you're when you're having your bachelor party

2835
02:17:58,160 --> 02:18:01,840
Speaker 1: with only your brother and your dad and you go

2836
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:05,200
Speaker 1: to an oxygen bar for a head massage, when does

2837
02:18:05,280 --> 02:18:09,600
Speaker 1: it dawn on you that this is just the worst

2838
02:18:09,720 --> 02:18:10,800
Speaker 1: frigging day of your life?

2839
02:18:12,520 --> 02:18:15,120
Speaker 2: Did it talking to me? Did it dawn on you, well,

2840
02:18:15,160 --> 02:18:17,440
Speaker 2: that that is what happened. Okay, I'm sorry. I thought

2841
02:18:17,440 --> 02:18:18,520
Speaker 2: you're talking to somebody else.

2842
02:18:18,640 --> 02:18:20,240
Speaker 1: It had to have hit you at one point or

2843
02:18:20,240 --> 02:18:22,360
Speaker 1: another as you're lying on a table getting a head

2844
02:18:22,400 --> 02:18:24,640
Speaker 1: massage with your brother and your dad on your supposed

2845
02:18:24,720 --> 02:18:25,320
Speaker 1: bachelor bar.

2846
02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:28,320
Speaker 2: More silly, we were sitting at an actual bar, like

2847
02:18:28,440 --> 02:18:30,360
Speaker 2: sitting in there. It was an oxygen bar. Thank you

2848
02:18:30,440 --> 02:18:32,000
Speaker 2: to the brother and sister for clearing me. I thought

2849
02:18:32,000 --> 02:18:34,160
Speaker 2: it was called a roma therapy, but it wasn't oxygen bar.

2850
02:18:34,640 --> 02:18:37,600
Speaker 2: And you're you're at a bar as if you were drinking,

2851
02:18:38,240 --> 02:18:41,760
Speaker 2: but instead here you're inhaling scented oxygen.

2852
02:18:42,959 --> 02:18:45,200
Speaker 1: Did you have that moment of clarity where you said,

2853
02:18:45,240 --> 02:18:47,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, what are we doing?

2854
02:18:47,680 --> 02:18:50,720
Speaker 2: I kind of thought we don't know how to host

2855
02:18:50,760 --> 02:18:53,840
Speaker 2: a bachelor party. I mean, I had fun hanging out

2856
02:18:53,879 --> 02:18:55,280
Speaker 2: with my dad and my brother. All of us looked

2857
02:18:55,280 --> 02:18:57,080
Speaker 2: at each other like, this is ridiculous. What are we

2858
02:18:57,120 --> 02:18:57,520
Speaker 2: even doing?

2859
02:18:58,640 --> 02:19:00,600
Speaker 1: It is so funny that you kept that secret from

2860
02:19:00,720 --> 02:19:02,400
Speaker 1: us for thirty years. I think now you don't well,

2861
02:19:02,400 --> 02:19:04,440
Speaker 1: I mean, wait, how long have you're married? Twenty years?

2862
02:19:04,520 --> 02:19:05,280
Speaker 1: I yea something like that.

2863
02:19:05,360 --> 02:19:05,960
Speaker 2: Eighteen years.

2864
02:19:06,280 --> 02:19:14,240
Speaker 1: You kept that secret until today. Impressive you've told us well,

2865
02:19:14,280 --> 02:19:15,960
Speaker 1: wait a minute, what else haven't you told us?

2866
02:19:16,200 --> 02:19:18,200
Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of secrets. That's one of them.

2867
02:19:18,240 --> 02:19:20,080
Speaker 2: I mean, you can understand why I wouldn't bring it up.

2868
02:19:20,800 --> 02:19:23,160
Speaker 1: Usually I need that is so frigging hilarious.

2869
02:19:23,320 --> 02:19:25,959
Speaker 2: Usually I need to confess to you immediately about stuffy.

2870
02:19:26,000 --> 02:19:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you never told me about that.

2871
02:19:28,040 --> 02:19:30,240
Speaker 2: No, I didn't want to let you do it too much.

2872
02:19:31,760 --> 02:19:35,280
Speaker 2: They kept totally losing it. A few people text in

2873
02:19:35,400 --> 02:19:39,080
Speaker 2: and said, hey, don't give my Jesus name, but been

2874
02:19:39,120 --> 02:19:39,960
Speaker 2: to an oxygen bar.

2875
02:19:40,080 --> 02:19:45,080
Speaker 1: Pretty sweet, pretty sweet, but they don't want their name real. Yeah, right,

2876
02:19:46,160 --> 02:19:52,000
Speaker 1: Well there you go. H there's a chance we don't

2877
02:19:52,040 --> 02:19:57,680
Speaker 1: broadcast tomorrow. We'll have to make a decision because half

2878
02:19:57,760 --> 02:20:00,240
Speaker 1: of us are pretty much in the toilet over here.

2879
02:20:00,640 --> 02:20:04,040
Speaker 2: Friday is a scheduled day off, so nobody will be

2880
02:20:04,080 --> 02:20:06,600
Speaker 2: here Friday. But yeah, hopefully tomorrow is gonna work out.

2881
02:20:06,680 --> 02:20:08,040
Speaker 1: But we'll have to finger it.

2882
02:20:08,120 --> 02:20:08,560
Speaker 2: That hurts.

2883
02:20:09,120 --> 02:20:12,040
Speaker 1: Let's let's just get the hell out of here, wipe

2884
02:20:12,120 --> 02:20:16,440
Speaker 1: this place down, uh, and we'll we'll figure it out

2885
02:20:16,520 --> 02:20:18,760
Speaker 1: if we we'd love to be able to broadcast tomorrow,

2886
02:20:19,200 --> 02:20:21,160
Speaker 1: but things you're a little iffy around here.

2887
02:20:21,640 --> 02:20:25,560
Speaker 2: Before we do, go a couple of shout outs here,

2888
02:20:25,680 --> 02:20:28,879
Speaker 2: Black Mustang Jesus wants to wish his smoking hot Oh

2889
02:20:29,000 --> 02:20:29,600
Speaker 2: that was stupid.

2890
02:20:32,600 --> 02:20:35,320
Speaker 4: That just killed him. You killed them. Whoever that shout

2891
02:20:35,400 --> 02:20:36,480
Speaker 4: it is for you, they killed you.

2892
02:20:36,560 --> 02:20:37,240
Speaker 2: Shouldn't try.

2893
02:20:37,320 --> 02:20:39,240
Speaker 1: Why do you always try to hit that high note

2894
02:20:39,320 --> 02:20:41,400
Speaker 1: with the word smoking. I want to mean it and

2895
02:20:41,520 --> 02:20:42,240
Speaker 1: this time it hurts.

2896
02:20:42,360 --> 02:20:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was bad. Hot wife hockey mama, A hot

2897
02:20:46,120 --> 02:20:50,199
Speaker 2: hockey mama, Jesus a happy birthday. Retired US Navy Jesus

2898
02:20:50,240 --> 02:20:54,240
Speaker 2: would like to wish his smoking hot Mermaid a happy birthday,

2899
02:20:54,280 --> 02:20:56,760
Speaker 2: and then happy birthday to Paisley and Nora from three

2900
02:20:56,840 --> 02:20:57,800
Speaker 2: to two OWERD Jesus