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Speaker 1: You're on the air. Who's this?

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Speaker 2: It's money to Don?

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Speaker 1: Hey Don, how are you today?

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Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm good. Thanks for asking.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Don? What can I do for you?

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Speaker 2: Well? I needed to do me a favor.

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Speaker 1: Sure, what do you need?

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Speaker 2: Well? I went on a date with this girl, and

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Speaker 2: after the date she has completely blown me off.

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Speaker 1: What happened on the date? Anything significant?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the amazing thing. I thought. We had a

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Speaker 2: great date. We went out for a bite to eat,

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Speaker 2: We got a long grade I mean, real grade. I mean,

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Speaker 2: she came back to my apartment for a drink, and

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Speaker 2: we were messing around.

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Speaker 1: You were messing around? Can you define messing around for me?

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Speaker 3: Don?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: I mean we were kissing and messing around, you know.

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Speaker 2: But then she got weird.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean she got weird?

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Speaker 2: Well, she just stopped the romance cold said you had

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Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom, came out of the bathroom

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Speaker 2: and said, hey, I had a great time, I've got

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Speaker 2: to go, and then left me there with my pants down.

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Speaker 1: Literally, hold of done. You had your pants down?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and she's the one who started taking

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Speaker 2: them down, And don't you just stopped? She said she

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Speaker 2: had to go to the bathroom. I mean, I didn't

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Speaker 2: think that was that weird, but I thought she'd I

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Speaker 2: don't know, freshen up. But then she comes out and

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Speaker 2: just left. And now she bowled me off.

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Speaker 3: Well, don I'll tell you what you standing there with

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Speaker 3: your pants down has painted an image in my mind.

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Speaker 1: Give me her info. I'll give her a call next. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm here, all right, don't go away.

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Speaker 5: So, man, you would start really running trips on yourself

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Speaker 5: in this moment, wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: You standing there with pants down?

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Speaker 2: C l.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll give her a call in just a moment.

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Speaker 3: Earlier on this hour, we talked to down down. Are

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Speaker 3: you still there? That's correct, don You called for help.

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Speaker 3: You went on a date with Lindsey, and now she

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Speaker 3: has completely blown you off.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that is correct, and it's mind boggling to me.

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Speaker 1: And just to reiterate, this was a first date.

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Speaker 3: You ended up going back to your apartment where things

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Speaker 3: were well they were in your own words, things were

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Speaker 3: going great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I mean I thought we were hitting

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Speaker 2: it off.

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Speaker 3: Things were getting hot and heavy between the two of you.

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Speaker 3: Then she just stopped and said she had to go

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Speaker 3: to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she came out of the bathroom. So

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Speaker 2: she had a great time and left.

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Speaker 3: And you were standing there and I'm quoting you here

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Speaker 3: with your pants down.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I just want to stress again, she was

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Speaker 2: the one who did my pants and removed them before

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Speaker 2: she went to the bathroom. I didn't just yank them

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Speaker 2: off myself. I'm not a pervert.

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Speaker 1: And now she's, so to speak, blowing you off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she disappeared from the space of the Earth. She

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Speaker 2: has answer texts, DM's phone calls. She she's blowed me off,

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Speaker 2: and I want to know why.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's give her a call. I'm putting you on

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Speaker 3: hold until we get her on the air.

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Speaker 2: Okay, h cool, Thanks, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Not a pervert, chasta. It was her that took us

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Speaker 1: pats down.

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Speaker 3: Me cleared that up.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Lindsey please.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is funny.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Lindsay, it's the Lamont Show. Can I get you

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Speaker 1: on the radio?

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Speaker 4: Wait? The radio?

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Speaker 1: Yes, the radio.

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Speaker 3: You were nominated for a game show that we play

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Speaker 3: on the air here and I have something very cool

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Speaker 3: for you.

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Speaker 1: But I need you to say we can get you

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Speaker 1: on the air. Can you tell me yes?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 3: Well, the reason I'm calling is you recently went on

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Speaker 3: a date with a listener of ours and he really

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Speaker 3: liked you, but you're not getting back to him. So

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Speaker 3: he contacted us to give you a call and see

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Speaker 3: if we can find out why you're not calling him back.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, which really?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really? His name is Don.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, done, kind of hard to forget Don.

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Speaker 1: So you did go on a day with this guy?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he certainly made an impression.

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Speaker 3: Well okay, now let's get into that, because he did

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Speaker 3: say you went on a first date and went back

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Speaker 3: to his house and you guys are getting along famously,

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Speaker 3: and then you guys were making out and then it

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Speaker 3: just ended.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh yes. And then he said you just

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Speaker 1: kind of freaked out and left. Is that true?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, he told you all of that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And he didn't give me a lot of details,

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Speaker 3: but he said that you went into the bedroom, stopped

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Speaker 3: what you guys were doing. Then you stopped, and then

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Speaker 3: you said, hold on, I need to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: And when you came out of the bathroom, you just

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Speaker 3: left him standing there and then you left. And first off,

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Speaker 3: he'd hope you didn't do anything to creep you out,

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Speaker 3: And secondly, he'd like to see you again.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, honest, this is really embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: So I just want to confirm he didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, not at all.

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Speaker 1: So what happened? What freaked you out here?

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Speaker 5: Well, we were making out and he took his pants down.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so he took his pants down? Was that too

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Speaker 3: fast for you? Were you insulted by this? H Like?

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Speaker 4: It wasn't It wasn't that big of a deal.

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Speaker 1: So, by the way, he told us, you took his

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Speaker 1: pants down?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well I might have. It might have been me.

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Speaker 1: So now why are you ghosting him? Then?

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Speaker 4: The truth is his thing was so big it freaked

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Speaker 4: me out.

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Speaker 1: What come on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no way. I was going to let that

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Speaker 4: thing destroy my lady part.

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Speaker 5: It was when I saw it, I went to the

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Speaker 5: bathroom kind of been shocked, and I I gotta get happened.

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Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. That's why you left?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's pretty much it was enough?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, Lindsey, we have Dawn on the line.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you don't, so, don Does this make you

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Speaker 3: feel any better?

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Speaker 2: Well, it does make me feel a little better. I

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Speaker 2: kind of liked you lin here.

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Speaker 4: Well, I liked you too, obviously, but you're not coming

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Speaker 4: near me with that thing. Nope, not happening, Don.

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Speaker 1: Did you have any idea this is why she ran out?

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Speaker 2: No, not at all. I mean I'm kind of relieved.

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Speaker 2: I honestly, I thought I had offended her. I went

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Speaker 2: too fat or something when my pants came down or not.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no.

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 5: I mean I was getting into it obviously, but there

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Speaker 5: was like no way that thing was going to happen

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Speaker 5: for me.

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Speaker 4: No, like no way.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, Don, that's why you were blown off.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Lindsey. I mean, is there anywhere I

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Speaker 2: can get you to change your mind?

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Speaker 4: Don? You're you're a good guy and I think you're

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Speaker 4: really hot. But that's a big.

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Speaker 3: Note new Well safe to say it's a hard pass

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Speaker 3: for Lindsey, so to speak.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Lindsey, thanks for going on the air with this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 4: And I'm sorry Don with it.

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Speaker 2: That's okay, Thank.

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Speaker 1: You, Don. You poor guy. Your dick is too big.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I feel for you.

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Speaker 2: I know, well, I guess you know. Thanks for trying for.

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Speaker 1: Me, all right, dude, you take care. Bye bye cool.

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Speaker 1: All right, Wow, I was not expecting. You know what.

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Speaker 1: I've got a new nickname for him, Donkey dick Don.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say big dig Don either way. Either

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Speaker 4: way that works, Donkey dick Don.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'll tell you. If you're gonna

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Speaker 1: get blown on, if you're gonna get blown.

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Speaker 3: Off from a date because your ding dong is too big,

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Speaker 3: that should.

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Speaker 1: Make you feel pretty good, I'm thinking.

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Speaker 5: And everyone knows about it now, so he's probably feeling

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Speaker 5: double old donkey dick down.