WEBVTT - So Much Lashing 0:00:07.370 --> 0:00:11.810 Now broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at 0:00:11.850 --> 0:00:13.930 the George Washington Broadcast Center. 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:35.089 I'm pro-human. Are you pro-human? Live from Studio C. Case 0:00:35.150 --> 0:00:36.750 by case basis, senor. 0:00:38.150 --> 0:00:40.629 A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the 0:00:40.690 --> 0:00:45.950 Armstrong and Getty communications compound. And hey, y'all, today we're 0:00:45.990 --> 0:00:47.370 under the title of the show. 0:00:47.830 --> 0:00:50.190 Your taxes go to fraudsters every penny. 0:00:50.590 --> 0:00:52.710 Oh, that's rough. Oh, my God. 0:00:52.750 --> 0:00:56.410 The fraud-knighted states of America. It's unbelievable, some of the stories. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:57.340 Or if you prefer. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:01.120 AI backlash backlash lashes back. 0:01:01.780 --> 0:01:05.080 Oh, what? I didn't find phone. The backlash against the 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:09.740 back has lash. Oh, so much lashing. I don't know 0:01:09.780 --> 0:01:12.560 which side of that I'm on. Yeah, well, it's hard 0:01:12.580 --> 0:01:13.080 to pick one. 0:01:13.260 --> 0:01:17.060 So the pro-human conference today that is all about keeping 0:01:17.140 --> 0:01:19.300 human beings in charge of AI so it doesn't run 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:23.980 rampant is being led by Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon 0:01:24.020 --> 0:01:28.480 working together. And a whole bunch of different lawmakers, Republicans 0:01:28.540 --> 0:01:32.259 and Democrats, as it is a somewhat bipartisan issue. However, 0:01:32.300 --> 0:01:35.430 the president came out hardcore yesterday that this is all 0:01:35.470 --> 0:01:38.670 a hoax, which we'll have more of that later on. 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.840 It ain't a hoax, Mr. 0:01:42.860 --> 0:01:43.120 President. 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:44.900 Your face is a stupid hoax. 0:01:45.340 --> 0:01:49.850 But so, yeah, pro-human, the pro-human conference. 0:01:49.890 --> 0:01:51.790 Wow, crackpot conference, more like. 0:01:51.890 --> 0:01:56.309 And then yesterday, some energy committee thing that's got 52 0:01:56.310 --> 0:02:00.610 members voted 52-0, which you don't see a lot in 0:02:00.900 --> 0:02:03.600 modern politics. All the Republicans and Democrats together at the 0:02:03.620 --> 0:02:06.760 data centers have to pay for their own stuff. You 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:08.980 can't hit people with energy bills and all that sort 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:11.970 of stuff. Because the whole data center thing is still 0:02:12.230 --> 0:02:15.290 so hot. People hate data centers so much. So you 0:02:15.310 --> 0:02:17.929 got that issue happening at the same time as the 0:02:19.590 --> 0:02:23.750 backlash against the backlash, but the relash with another forelash. 0:02:24.180 --> 0:02:26.279 Oh, no. And I don't know where we're going to 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:31.100 land on this. It is at once, I think, a 0:02:31.300 --> 0:02:33.460 legitimate concern and a moral panic. 0:02:35.740 --> 0:02:39.800 What's a moral panic if it's perfectly reasonable to be panicked? 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:43.640 Is that a moral panic? See, that's the question. That's 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:44.540 the great question. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:49.760 I've assembled my usual cadre of geniuses and sages, and 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.240 there's zero agreement. 0:02:51.940 --> 0:02:54.530 Are there real moral panics, or does the term moral 0:02:54.570 --> 0:02:57.030 panic suggest that it's fake? 0:02:57.910 --> 0:03:02.989 The latter, I think. Well, this ain't fake. No. Although, see, 0:03:03.010 --> 0:03:03.910 that's what I'm saying. 0:03:07.510 --> 0:03:12.370 It is legitimate to go to simplisafe.com slash armstrong and 0:03:12.389 --> 0:03:14.650 get a substantial discount when you use our code to 0:03:14.669 --> 0:03:15.380 protect your home. 0:03:15.500 --> 0:03:16.740 Well, you worked in a commercial. 0:03:17.380 --> 0:03:20.500 It is not legitimate to rig up all your windows 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:24.630 and doors with booby traps involving grenades and shotguns. You're 0:03:24.669 --> 0:03:31.800 not supposed to do that. panic level. Panic as opposed 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:35.180 to concern. I think we have legitimate concern and panic 0:03:35.260 --> 0:03:36.960 going on. And I think a lot of the panic 0:03:37.020 --> 0:03:40.720 is generalized fear of what AI means economically to all 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.410 of us. And I share that concern. 0:03:43.330 --> 0:03:47.250 I don't know. I think the level of concern, even 0:03:47.290 --> 0:03:51.310 to the level of panic, is probably pretty close to deserved. 0:03:51.970 --> 0:03:52.750 Boomer doomers. 0:03:55.730 --> 0:03:59.230 What I wonder yesterday, I think yesterday could end up 0:03:59.310 --> 0:03:59.850 being the. 0:04:01.650 --> 0:04:05.770 Most consequential day in Trump's presidencies. Really? 0:04:06.090 --> 0:04:09.030 If it ends up being, because he went hardcore. We'll 0:04:09.090 --> 0:04:11.160 read some of the posts. I mean, post after post. 0:04:11.180 --> 0:04:14.820 He posted like 15 times yesterday. Long, long posts about 0:04:14.860 --> 0:04:17.320 how this is just like the Russia hoax. This is 0:04:17.380 --> 0:04:18.980 just like climate change. 0:04:19.020 --> 0:04:21.200 This is just all a hoax. If he convinced. 0:04:21.990 --> 0:04:29.900 The hardcore ride-or-die, whatever you say goes, 32% to 38% 0:04:29.900 --> 0:04:34.100 of America that hasn't been paying a whole lot of 0:04:34.140 --> 0:04:36.290 attention about AI, that AI is a hoax and nothing 0:04:36.310 --> 0:04:39.990 to worry about, and therefore vote or worry accordingly. 0:04:40.870 --> 0:04:44.450 That could be so huge for this whole issue. I mean, 0:04:44.529 --> 0:04:48.010 and he may have convinced that many people forever yesterday. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.800 The leaders of the Republican efforts in the midterm have 0:04:53.820 --> 0:04:56.540 to be drinking themselves to sleep every night. You've got 0:04:57.100 --> 0:05:04.130 unpopular tariffs, unpopular war, unpopular data centers with the president 0:05:04.190 --> 0:05:06.150 is saying, if you don't like these, you're a stupid idiot. 0:05:07.110 --> 0:05:12.850 The generalized and specific fears of AI, which are very widespread, 0:05:12.890 --> 0:05:16.600 the president saying you're stupid or the victim of a 0:05:16.630 --> 0:05:20.419 hoax if you are concerned about that, it's as if 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:26.380 it's like a... deliberate campaign to keep people away from 0:05:26.420 --> 0:05:26.860 the polls. 0:05:26.940 --> 0:05:28.820 I wish it was possible to have some middle ground 0:05:28.860 --> 0:05:30.650 in the modern world, but I realize that's not really 0:05:30.670 --> 0:05:30.970 a thing. 0:05:31.430 --> 0:05:33.190 Can we think about this and talk about it for 0:05:33.210 --> 0:05:33.830 a little bit? 0:05:33.950 --> 0:05:36.050 It's got to be a ridiculous hoax on the level 0:05:36.089 --> 0:05:37.770 of climate change or the Russia hoax. 0:05:38.250 --> 0:05:39.510 How about, no, this is. 0:05:39.570 --> 0:05:43.270 Really big, really huge, could put everybody out of work, 0:05:43.500 --> 0:05:46.880 could kill all those things, but I'm not sure there's 0:05:47.140 --> 0:05:49.580 any way government can regulate it in a way that 0:05:49.620 --> 0:05:52.440 makes sense. I think it's a pretty decent place to land. 0:05:54.210 --> 0:05:57.520 Did you see where, speaking of Russia, an oligarch close 0:05:57.540 --> 0:06:02.039 to Putin who's an old family friend threw Donald Jr. 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:05.920 and his new wife a couple hundred thousand dollar two-day party? Yeah. 0:06:06.460 --> 0:06:09.790 That's such a bad look. It is, even if it 0:06:09.850 --> 0:06:11.830 is innocent. They give zero poops. 0:06:13.070 --> 0:06:18.170 Even if it's as innocent as DJT Jr. claims that, hey, 0:06:18.230 --> 0:06:22.289 I have friends and they buy me things. He's just saying, 0:06:22.310 --> 0:06:24.969 even if it's just that, it's such a bad look, 0:06:25.110 --> 0:06:25.489 you would. 0:06:25.430 --> 0:06:29.299 Think you wouldn't do it. When you're that rich, because 0:06:29.310 --> 0:06:31.200 you don't need a gift when you're that rich. 0:06:32.180 --> 0:06:35.580 Right, right. And I get, listen, if you're super rich, 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.730 you give super rich guy presents, probably. 0:06:38.750 --> 0:06:41.609 Right. But just being. 0:06:41.430 --> 0:06:45.690 Buddies with a, like, Putin-tied oligarch and taking expensive gifts 0:06:45.730 --> 0:06:49.310 from him as Jared Kushner and Witkoff are saying, hey, 0:06:49.350 --> 0:06:51.330 just give up the Donbass and you can have peace. 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:56.020 To the Ukrainians? That's just terrible. 0:06:57.260 --> 0:06:59.469 Here would be one of my headlines as a sports writer, 0:06:59.490 --> 0:07:01.950 I think, or something along those lines. And the Emmy 0:07:01.990 --> 0:07:04.790 for Best Running Back goes to K-9 of the Kansas 0:07:04.810 --> 0:07:05.390 City Chiefs. 0:07:05.950 --> 0:07:07.810 Did you watch the game last night? I did. 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:11.260 How awesome was that? If you like the Chiefs. Wow, 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:14.140 did they look like something. Yeah, the Chiefs are back. 0:07:14.180 --> 0:07:17.160 They got last year's Super Bowl MVP from a different team, 0:07:17.220 --> 0:07:17.790 and he was awesome. 0:07:18.370 --> 0:07:21.630 A beast last night. I'm sorry, Seattle. Free agency. What 0:07:21.650 --> 0:07:22.190 are you going to do? 0:07:22.390 --> 0:07:24.180 I was watching it closely because my brother was there 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:26.460 and sending me pictures from like the 15th row. 0:07:26.500 --> 0:07:29.260 He had amazing seats. Oh, cool. Yeah. 0:07:30.510 --> 0:07:32.870 Another Niners Chiefs Super Bowl. 0:07:32.910 --> 0:07:35.420 You heard it here first, folks. Right? Oh, that's right. 0:07:35.570 --> 0:07:37.680 The Armstrong and Katie rules. We haven't mentioned this in years. 0:07:38.100 --> 0:07:41.340 Sports predictions are so easy to make and so stupid, Katie. 0:07:41.740 --> 0:07:44.840 For years, we had the policy. If you dare to 0:07:44.900 --> 0:07:47.869 make a sports prediction and you're wrong, you lose a finger. 0:07:47.910 --> 0:07:50.430 You got to bet a finger. We chop off a finger. 0:07:50.450 --> 0:07:52.170 You can't just be shooting your mouth off. You got 0:07:52.190 --> 0:07:54.670 to put something on this bet. And a finger is 0:07:54.690 --> 0:07:55.240 a pretty good bet. 0:07:56.700 --> 0:07:58.720 I'm going to throw myself on the mercy of the court, 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:00.840 and we haven't talked about that for years, so I 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:04.940 retract my prediction. My idiotic, based-in-nothing prediction. 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:08.220 I don't know. Which finger? Oh, we've talked about that. 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.140 I could live without my ring finger on my right hand. 0:08:11.170 --> 0:08:12.460 I think I could do everything I do on the 0:08:12.500 --> 0:08:14.750 guitar without my ring finger on my right hand. Although 0:08:14.770 --> 0:08:19.110 I play the piano somehow. Do you need your right pinky? 0:08:19.130 --> 0:08:21.390 If I'm playing piano, I do. 0:08:21.990 --> 0:08:22.210 Yeah. 0:08:23.010 --> 0:08:27.230 Well, maybe just... Don't make sports predictions. You just leave 0:08:27.250 --> 0:08:29.470 the seventh or the fifth off all your chords? Why 0:08:29.490 --> 0:08:29.910 do you do that? 0:08:29.930 --> 0:08:31.590 Because I ain't got no finger there because I made 0:08:31.630 --> 0:08:34.679 a ridiculous bet on a football game. Damn jazz chords. 0:08:34.700 --> 0:08:40.160 You don't have any anyway. Let's start the show officially. 0:08:41.100 --> 0:08:44.020 I'm Jack Armstrong. He's Joe Getty on this. It is Tuesday. 0:08:46.390 --> 0:08:46.949 What month is it? 0:08:47.230 --> 0:08:50.459 September 15th, the year 2026, where Armstrong and Getty and 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:51.420 we approve of this program. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.420 Let's begin then, officially, according to FCC rules and regulations. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:55.439 Here we go, at mark. 0:08:55.780 --> 0:08:58.900 By 2030, almost 80% of people had lost their jobs. 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:03.940 They had no money, no purpose, but. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.729 They had a lot of time on their hands. 0:09:04.870 --> 0:09:07.890 What if we could use the energy of humans to 0:09:07.929 --> 0:09:10.650 power the machines that took away their jobs? 0:09:10.750 --> 0:09:15.770 Energem solved our need for energy and your need for purpose. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.160 That is a great idea. 0:09:19.380 --> 0:09:23.000 So when we're all layabouts, because we don't have jobs, 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.360 AI can harness the energy that we would have used 0:09:26.420 --> 0:09:27.079 to work. 0:09:27.020 --> 0:09:30.800 To run their AI. Yeah, it's a win-win. Yeah, it 0:09:30.820 --> 0:09:33.020 really seems like a pretty good idea. And the people 0:09:33.059 --> 0:09:36.640 talking are all fat and old, just so you know. Hello? 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.760 You called by name? Why are you looking at me? No, 0:09:40.100 --> 0:09:41.780 it's all the tech guys. You rang? 0:09:43.500 --> 0:09:44.120 Oh, boy. 0:09:45.100 --> 0:09:46.300 Doomers, boomer doomers. 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.560 It is really interesting before we take a break and 0:09:50.580 --> 0:09:54.570 get to headlines how this has exploded into a national 0:09:54.630 --> 0:09:57.650 topic in every area of life. 0:09:58.250 --> 0:09:59.910 I don't remember. COVID is the last. 0:09:59.980 --> 0:10:04.219 Time I remember anything dominating news cycles like this. I 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.220 don't even think the war with Iran, when it started, 0:10:06.340 --> 0:10:11.620 penetrated this far, this deeply for this many days, the 0:10:11.660 --> 0:10:12.140 way it just. 0:10:12.980 --> 0:10:15.439 Burst onto the scene. Well, you know, you've got to admit, 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:16.540 somebody coming. 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.390 Out and saying everybody's going to be dead in 10 0:10:18.390 --> 0:10:20.070 years is a pretty good hook. 0:10:20.270 --> 0:10:23.800 Right. That's a pretty good hook. That's a pretty good 0:10:23.820 --> 0:10:25.020 headline to get people's attention. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:29.680 But the intensity of the– it's on YouTube. 0:10:29.340 --> 0:10:30.220 And everything like that. 0:10:30.340 --> 0:10:34.860 How many different interviews has Dario from Anthropic given to 0:10:35.020 --> 0:10:37.520 all these different outlets, whether he's on CNN or 60 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.980 Minutes or CBS or wherever, about all this sort of stuff? 0:10:41.020 --> 0:10:43.600 And Elon and everybody, and then the politicians getting involved. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.890 It's so hot right now. And for some of you, 0:10:47.929 --> 0:10:51.050 I know it's just you claim, you believe that it's 0:10:51.110 --> 0:10:54.590 just these big companies trying to lock in their games 0:10:55.980 --> 0:10:57.900 at a point of everybody being afraid. 0:10:58.100 --> 0:10:59.440 Never let a crisis go to waste. 0:10:59.540 --> 0:11:02.280 Create a crisis and then turn it into something to 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:03.920 your advantage. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:06.870 The big flaw I see from that argument is that 0:11:06.900 --> 0:11:11.179 these guys are also competing with China. We as a 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.940 country are not just competing with China. They are competing 0:11:13.980 --> 0:11:17.370 to be the go-to choice, the platform, if you will, 0:11:17.710 --> 0:11:22.189 to build AI agents and systems on. And if they 0:11:22.230 --> 0:11:24.710 get beat by China, they lose. 0:11:25.110 --> 0:11:27.689 Yeah, I'm glad you brought up China because China made 0:11:27.710 --> 0:11:31.120 some noises yesterday that sounds like they're pretty afraid of 0:11:31.220 --> 0:11:34.219 AI and willing to do some things to rein it in. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.460 So it's a possibility that they think, you know, AI 0:11:37.500 --> 0:11:43.730 wouldn't be good for us. Not knowing what computer AI 0:11:43.790 --> 0:11:47.770 agents want to do when we're a surveillance society, lockdown, 0:11:47.790 --> 0:11:50.800 totalitarian state, that doesn't sound like a win for us. 0:11:50.870 --> 0:11:53.189 So maybe that's how they get on board with reining 0:11:53.250 --> 0:11:56.690 in AI. They don't want it. Like our guy says 0:11:56.770 --> 0:11:59.270 over and over again. Maybe they want it way less 0:11:59.330 --> 0:12:02.229 than the United States wants it in terms of. 0:12:01.740 --> 0:12:05.870 We need to win. It's an enormous thing. No doubt. 0:12:05.890 --> 0:12:07.830 That'd be a heck of a development. Anyway, got all 0:12:07.860 --> 0:12:09.520 the headlines on the way. Plenty of stuff to talk 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:10.710 about today. Hope you can stay here. 0:12:27.270 --> 0:12:29.150 And Getty Show. 0:12:31.730 --> 0:12:36.319 We got some interesting texts already about the AI thing. 0:12:37.740 --> 0:12:39.990 Is it similar to climate change? Is it a hoax 0:12:40.050 --> 0:12:42.110 or not? This one person argues. We'll have to get 0:12:42.150 --> 0:12:43.770 into that conversation later. Kind of interesting. 0:12:45.350 --> 0:12:48.110 Yeah, I love that as a springboard for discussion. So 0:12:48.130 --> 0:12:49.850 much to talk about. Let's figure out who's reporting what. 0:12:49.870 --> 0:12:53.179 Let's do it. Starting with Katie Green. Katie. Well, AI 0:12:53.220 --> 0:12:56.199 is at the top of all of the alphabet networks. CNN. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:59.959 Trump dismisses AI alarms as a hoax. 0:13:00.300 --> 0:13:03.410 Worrying some White House officials. CBS News. 0:13:03.550 --> 0:13:07.630 Anthropic CEO says for too long the industry lied about 0:13:07.650 --> 0:13:13.090 AI risks. And NBC, Obama and Harris call on federal 0:13:13.150 --> 0:13:15.610 government to address pace of AI development. 0:13:15.630 --> 0:13:18.170 Right, so with Trump going out hardcore, it's a hoax. 0:13:18.309 --> 0:13:20.510 And then you got Kamala and Obama coming out. 0:13:20.410 --> 0:13:21.469 Saying we need regulation. 0:13:21.510 --> 0:13:23.610 I'm really worried that this is going to be locked 0:13:23.750 --> 0:13:26.880 in as a political issue. And like if a guy 0:13:26.910 --> 0:13:30.600 like me says AI is really a big problem, oh, 0:13:30.620 --> 0:13:32.420 so you want Kamala Harris to be president. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:33.840 I mean, it becomes one of those things. 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.360 I sense that it's too late. Yeah, I think you're right. 0:13:37.740 --> 0:13:41.210 It's already encased in steel. Oh, so you're one of those. 0:13:41.290 --> 0:13:42.490 I didn't know you were one of those. 0:13:42.510 --> 0:13:44.390 Oh, okay. Oh, sure I am. 0:13:45.530 --> 0:13:49.610 From the New York Times, Gulf Arab states explore. 0:13:49.210 --> 0:13:52.929 New options as U.S. bases fail to deter Iran. 0:13:52.950 --> 0:13:56.479 That war is still going on and off the front page. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:00.700 Middle East, UAE, for instance, had bet big, Bahrain, on 0:14:00.740 --> 0:14:03.980 becoming tech centers. And some of the big tech centers 0:14:04.020 --> 0:14:06.059 got bombed and have been offline now for months and 0:14:06.100 --> 0:14:08.800 months and months. And it's really eroding their image as 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:10.100 a good place to invest. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:11.200 So they're pretty concerned. 0:14:11.220 --> 0:14:13.520 I've been saying this for years about various topics when 0:14:13.540 --> 0:14:17.030 you're talking about futuristic, cool, new, this and that. Meanwhile, 0:14:17.530 --> 0:14:22.489 people are still, you know... stabbing, shooting, beating each other 0:14:22.530 --> 0:14:23.910 to death over religion. 0:14:23.970 --> 0:14:27.430 In various parts of the world. Living in the 800s. Yes, correct. 0:14:27.470 --> 0:14:30.070 Well said. ABC News. 0:14:30.630 --> 0:14:35.430 Air Force Secretary acknowledges the U.S. has weapons in space. 0:14:36.380 --> 0:14:36.740 Yes. 0:14:36.910 --> 0:14:39.620 Shoot them. Shoot them from space. Who? 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.820 The evildoers. I didn't know we'd never admitted that. I 0:14:43.860 --> 0:14:45.900 kind of assumed we had weapons in space, but I 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:46.780 guess we've never said. 0:14:51.580 --> 0:14:52.240 We have to win. 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:54.900 We need to run space. We need to own space. 0:14:56.420 --> 0:14:59.190 We need to dominate it. The moon, it's our moon. 0:14:59.210 --> 0:15:01.670 We're there first. We've got to assert ourselves. 0:15:01.910 --> 0:15:03.870 A race to win reminds me of something. 0:15:04.090 --> 0:15:06.890 Don't let me forget that. I'll get to it later. Okay. 0:15:07.930 --> 0:15:11.930 From the Wall Street Journal, for the love of God, 0:15:12.390 --> 0:15:13.730 please put on headphones. 0:15:14.770 --> 0:15:14.830 Oh. 0:15:14.850 --> 0:15:14.930 Oh. 0:15:15.690 --> 0:15:19.620 Amen to that, says everybody. Everybody. 0:15:19.700 --> 0:15:22.600 Speaking of religion, fundamentalist religion, I think a stoning is 0:15:23.020 --> 0:15:25.980 perfectly in order for anybody who sits there watching a 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.660 TV show or video on your phone at the volume, 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.800 but the coffee shop, the plane, a full-on stoning. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.390 Stoning seems a bit much, but can we maybe come 0:15:36.410 --> 0:15:40.900 to an agreement as a society? Somebody in the airline 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:45.090 or the airport terminal there at the gate, somebody will 0:15:45.250 --> 0:15:49.010 walk up, grab the person's phone, and hurl it down 0:15:49.030 --> 0:15:51.910 the corridor, okay? And when they get up to fight them, 0:15:52.110 --> 0:15:55.330 we've all made a solemn vow, no, we back the hurler. 0:15:55.590 --> 0:15:58.230 We all stand up and say, no, you sit down, jackass. 0:15:58.430 --> 0:16:06.960 Get headphones. Jackass. Wrong language. From the New York Post, noseless. 0:16:07.670 --> 0:16:12.340 New York City man arrested on meth and cocaine charges. 0:16:12.500 --> 0:16:18.060 Wow. He lost his nose to drugs. Ew. It's a 0:16:18.060 --> 0:16:19.160 rough look. Yeah. 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:20.120 Oh. 0:16:22.130 --> 0:16:27.790 From Study Finds. There's now a Taylor Swift bug. Meet 0:16:27.830 --> 0:16:29.150 the Swiftie Phyllis. 0:16:30.830 --> 0:16:34.180 I noticed they really toned down the Taylor Swift talk 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:35.380 in the Chiefs game last night. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.020 I don't think they showed her until. 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:41.260 Kelsey had like a 70-yard run that was pretty amazing, 0:16:41.300 --> 0:16:43.500 and they quick went to the booth with Taylor jumping around. 0:16:46.660 --> 0:16:51.300 And finally, the Babylon Bee. Serving on jury with shrill 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.300 liberal women added to list of torture methods under the 0:16:54.370 --> 0:16:55.250 Geneva Conventions. 0:16:55.420 --> 0:16:58.550 How much time do I got, Michael? Maybe I can 0:16:58.590 --> 0:17:01.790 fit this in here. I was sprinting in today. I 0:17:02.350 --> 0:17:04.930 always jog into work from the parking lot. I sprinted 0:17:04.990 --> 0:17:06.990 in today because I'm wearing gymnasium shoes. And I thought, 0:17:07.390 --> 0:17:10.730 I wonder where I rank among 61-year-olds in America in 0:17:10.770 --> 0:17:13.490 terms of foot speed. I would like to race every 0:17:13.510 --> 0:17:17.359 61-year-old in America. I think I'd be in the top 5%, 10%. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:21.160 I got to be. Get in one of those old 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.219 guy track meets. I'm pretty fast. Start training. I need 0:17:23.300 --> 0:17:26.990 to be old guy track meets. You have a new goal, 0:17:27.070 --> 0:17:28.010 a dream. It's beautiful. 0:17:28.070 --> 0:17:29.550 Do I have to wear a tank top? That's really 0:17:29.570 --> 0:17:33.669 the deal breaker. I ain't wearing a tank top. News 0:17:33.710 --> 0:17:34.290 to get to. 0:17:34.350 --> 0:18:06.350 Stay here. Armstrong and Getty. The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:18:06.570 --> 0:18:09.350 For the first time, a major military leader appears to 0:18:09.369 --> 0:18:11.470 have publicly acknowledged the U.S. 0:18:11.530 --> 0:18:13.310 Is operating weapons in space. 0:18:13.930 --> 0:18:17.320 The Air Force Secretary acknowledging space-based weapons in orbit for 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.840 the first time. He did not reveal what kind of 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:22.660 weapon it is or what capacity it has. It comes 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.480 amid ongoing tensions in space with China and Russia. 0:18:26.700 --> 0:18:30.400 Yeah, I... Had not thought about it a lot, but 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:34.340 I guess, no, we've never announced officially we have weapons 0:18:34.420 --> 0:18:37.639 in space. And I kind of assumed we did, but 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:39.860 I don't know what I was basing that on. So, yeah, 0:18:40.140 --> 0:18:41.740 it's the first time we've ever said out loud, yeah, 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:42.700 we have weapons in space. 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.640 Does China? Probably, I would assume. 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:49.159 We're trying as hard and as fast as they can, certainly. 0:18:49.730 --> 0:18:53.050 Yeah, yeah. Handful of headlines kicking around. I know Katie 0:18:53.090 --> 0:18:54.010 wanted to. 0:18:53.770 --> 0:18:57.310 Be part of the discussion of your giant Emmy winner 0:18:57.550 --> 0:19:00.490 from last night. They still have awards for TV shows 0:19:00.530 --> 0:19:04.409 for some reason, and Widows Bay won the most single 0:19:04.470 --> 0:19:05.430 season Emmys. 0:19:05.290 --> 0:19:06.710 Ever for a comedy. 0:19:07.330 --> 0:19:11.250 Yeah, and my first thought, this is why the only 0:19:11.310 --> 0:19:13.369 thing I like about award shows is they tip me 0:19:13.430 --> 0:19:14.070 off to good things. 0:19:14.450 --> 0:19:17.190 I remember however many years ago, When S. 0:19:18.180 --> 0:19:21.619 Creek won the most something or others as a comedy, 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:23.419 I'd never heard of it. I had never watched it, 0:19:23.460 --> 0:19:24.620 and it turned out to be one of my favorite 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:26.100 shows of all time. So I wonder if this is 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:27.869 going to be the case here since it's won so 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:29.970 many Emmys. I had never even heard of it. 0:19:29.990 --> 0:19:32.330 It's a great show. You loved it. Yeah, I loved it. 0:19:32.450 --> 0:19:35.630 I've seen it from start to finish, and it is awesome. 0:19:35.650 --> 0:19:39.070 Okay, so here you have it. Go ahead. 0:19:39.369 --> 0:19:41.450 Well, no, I was just going to say, it's described 0:19:41.490 --> 0:19:42.150 as a comedy. 0:19:42.210 --> 0:19:45.189 It's a talking dog and his owner who join a circus. 0:19:45.450 --> 0:19:48.050 Is that what I understand? The dog's the smart one. 0:19:48.130 --> 0:19:48.890 Very sassy. 0:19:49.690 --> 0:19:53.200 But it's not just a comedy. It's a horror comedy. 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:56.210 So it has kind of an eerie feel to it. 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:57.159 It's great. 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:00.160 So Judy and I watched three episodes and didn't like 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:02.600 it at all. And said, eh, that's enough of that. 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:06.040 We have no interest in the horror genre is why. 0:20:06.690 --> 0:20:08.990 If you like that sort of thing, you will like 0:20:09.050 --> 0:20:11.050 this sort of thing. Just because I don't like it 0:20:11.090 --> 0:20:12.270 doesn't mean it's not good. 0:20:12.609 --> 0:20:13.950 We didn't like it at all. 0:20:14.090 --> 0:20:16.250 Is there any chance you need to give it more? 0:20:16.590 --> 0:20:20.210 I had watched an episode of S. Creak and was like, boy, 0:20:20.250 --> 0:20:24.040 this is dull. Because I didn't get the characters yet. 0:20:24.910 --> 0:20:27.260 Sometimes that is what happens. 0:20:27.580 --> 0:20:29.080 On the other hand, I think you could make a 0:20:29.100 --> 0:20:31.359 pretty good case of, if you can't grab. 0:20:31.100 --> 0:20:34.669 Me in three hours... I got other things I can do. Yeah. 0:20:34.990 --> 0:20:37.810 But the more interesting topics for me. That's a tough one. 0:20:38.130 --> 0:20:41.859 That's a tough one, as you know, because really great 0:20:41.980 --> 0:20:45.020 stuff requires some character development. 0:20:45.340 --> 0:20:48.100 Stuff for stupid people is the stuff that hits. 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:50.360 You over the head with very broad, this is what 0:20:50.380 --> 0:20:52.740 this person's like, and this is what this person's like. 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:55.560 Oh, he's the loud, funny guy. He's the smart guy. Oh, 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:56.260 she's funny. 0:20:56.359 --> 0:20:56.760 I get it. 0:20:56.780 --> 0:21:00.680 Right, yeah. It's for stupid people. I would agree. I 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:02.760 would agree. I've got my hand in the air. 0:21:03.580 --> 0:21:06.440 The other thing, the other aspect of it that strikes 0:21:06.500 --> 0:21:11.320 me as odd is there are moments of humor in. 0:21:11.260 --> 0:21:14.510 The show, but it's not a comedy. It's a hell 0:21:14.570 --> 0:21:16.869 of a stretch to call it a comedy. Man, that 0:21:16.910 --> 0:21:17.910 happens a lot in the modern world. 0:21:18.230 --> 0:21:21.370