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Speaker 1: Chasta.

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Speaker 2: We are making radio broadcast history this week down at

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Speaker 2: Radio Row because we have the Bone table all set

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Speaker 2: up with our guest reporters.

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Speaker 1: We have a very special reporter.

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Speaker 2: Coming to us live from Radio Row for the Super

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Speaker 2: Bowl on the air with us right now.

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Speaker 1: Hello, how you doing? Hey, guys, can you hear me

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Speaker 1: over here? I can hear you.

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Is this Tom Arnold?

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Speaker 3: It's Tom Arnold and up sitting here with a thread

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Speaker 3: of the show by the day of Tracy Morgan over here.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy.

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Speaker 4: This is a hey, what what's happened to white people?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: So you're sitting there?

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Speaker 2: So Tom is the host and Tracy you're you're the

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Speaker 2: guest from Radio Row.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is shut up? You won't shut up. Well

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Speaker 3: here here's the thing. Yeah, well I caved it early

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Speaker 3: to help people.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's uh, you know, I've been recovery and so I

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Speaker 3: caved early to go. There's a lot of favorite people

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Speaker 3: coming it in town because of the Super Bowl. I

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Speaker 3: was actually at a cocated otamous meeting last night with

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Speaker 3: Brett far I probably should say that out loud. Brett

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Speaker 3: Farmer is a big cocoa and uh yeah. His sponsor

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Speaker 3: is uh Marv Albert. Again, I shouldn't say this out loud,

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Speaker 3: but Mark Marv, Marv's addicted to upskirt poard and he's

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Speaker 3: always pumping off at work. Again, I shouldn't see that

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Speaker 3: out loud. But but yeah, so I've been there, you know,

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Speaker 3: a lot of players. It's kind of a serious issue,

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Speaker 3: addiction and dependency. So I've been here helping out people

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Speaker 3: like Tom Brady, who's clearly addicted to vegia. I shouldn't

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Speaker 3: say that out loud, but he's he's addicted, you know. And

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Speaker 3: and and his sponsor actually is uh stephen A Miller,

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Speaker 3: who's h he's addicted to yelling. Anyways, so we're here, uh,

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Speaker 3: at the Media Center, and we're having fun, and Tracy

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Speaker 3: is clearly addicted to sex, and but we're having a

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Speaker 3: good time.

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Speaker 1: So now, what does Tracy sam that?

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Speaker 2: Does he admit he's addicted to sex?

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Speaker 1: I just came here to meet some ladies.

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Speaker 4: I came here to choke somebody out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you cannot you cannot say that.

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Speaker 1: You cannot say that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know, and the thing is, Tracy, You're

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Speaker 2: probably not going to meet a lot of ladies at

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Speaker 2: the Media Center.

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Speaker 1: It's like a sausage party there.

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Speaker 4: You hate much going over here. I'm looking to go

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Speaker 4: down to the castro something. Take me down to the Tenderloin.

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Speaker 4: Tender Lorn threw all the ladies around the tenderloin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you might meet someone there, absolutely.

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Speaker 2: So, Now, do you two have any big plans for

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Speaker 2: the Super Bowl?

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Speaker 3: I've got Narcotics Anonymous meeting at twelve o'clock. I've got

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Speaker 3: Gambler's Anonymous at two pm with Joe Namath. I should

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Speaker 3: say that out loud. At four pm, I have an

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Speaker 3: AA group that I'm sponsoring of former Red UH football players.

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Speaker 3: Those guys, man, do those guys need cocaine?

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Speaker 4: And uh?

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Speaker 3: And then uh and then I I'm meeting with my sponsor. Uh,

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Speaker 3: it's it's carrot top. But I should say that loud,

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Speaker 3: but get carrot tops my sponsor. Yeah, he's addicted to

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Speaker 3: growth growth hormone or anyways. But again I should say

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Speaker 3: that loud.

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Speaker 4: But uh.

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Speaker 3: And then and then maybe at the n FOL party

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Speaker 3: that has no booze if I could find.

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Speaker 2: One, and and what about talk with that.

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Speaker 4: That's as soon as this broadcast is over, I'm walking

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Speaker 4: outside with the shoehorn and I'm grabbing the first girl

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Speaker 4: I can find?

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Speaker 3: Is that with a shoehorn? Wow, I don't know what

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Speaker 3: that means. Yeah, I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means either. Hey.

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Speaker 2: Tom, on a personal note, because I know you're married

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Speaker 2: now with kids.

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Speaker 3: Do you ever sbody?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever see Roseanne? Your ex wife?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing is Roseanne.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: I always tell people if if you're gonna get married,

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Speaker 3: if you this is advice for any kid out there

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Speaker 3: listening right now, if you're gonna get married, yeah, do

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Speaker 3: it for cash. Get as much money as you can.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you can get married for love as many

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Speaker 3: times as you want. But for the first time, you

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Speaker 3: do it, dude, for cash. And uh, Rosie. If you're

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Speaker 3: out there, God bless you, honey. I love you. The

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Speaker 3: checks keep coming on time and I love you and uh,

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Speaker 3: but yeah.

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Speaker 1: Just you know that.

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Speaker 3: That's that's great relationship advice right there, if you can

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Speaker 3: just find somebody with buddy and start your life out right,

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Speaker 3: all right?

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Speaker 4: Yuh?

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Speaker 2: And Tracy, do you have any advice like this for

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Speaker 2: for our young listeners?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, be sexy, be sexy with women, playing something nothing sexy,

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Speaker 4: no more there ain't like rap in the hip hop.

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Speaker 4: It's not sexy. Remember the Common Doors and the Old Jays,

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Speaker 4: Yeah it was sexy. Yeah, they're sexy. Nothing like that.

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Speaker 4: You don't put on the radio. There's no bell, no BIV,

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Speaker 4: no devote nothing. Yeah, have some you gotta have fun

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Speaker 4: with Lydy be sexy. Tell I love you before you

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Speaker 4: choke her.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Whoa Right, well that's a good turn quickly.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you Tom Arnold for hosting this segment, and

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Speaker 2: thanks Buddy, Thanks Tracy uh for uh yeah.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I have a lot.

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Speaker 3: Of famous comedian friends who want to join us tomorrow,

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Speaker 3: so I'm going to wrap them up for the bar.

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Speaker 1: Body. Oh, I can't wait. Okay, I look forward to it.

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Speaker 1: All right, talk to you later, Bye bye.

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Speaker 3: All right, I love cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, I think we got to say allegedly like

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Speaker 1: fifteen times. Yes, jeez, good lord.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you're not going to hear the whole time. I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to hear Super Bowl reports like that anywhere else.

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Speaker 2: I can pretty much guarantee it. It's an exclusive on

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Speaker 2: the bone