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Speaker 1: The Half Assed Morning showbacktracks.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Cobby, Yes, I saw some information about how the

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Speaker 2: women they can't get enough of guys like you and me,

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Speaker 2: And some of you might be saying, what do you

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Speaker 2: mean guys like you and Josh? You mean like tall guys? No, No,

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Speaker 2: it's not our heights. It's not our height that the

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Speaker 2: women love. Some of you might be saying, what do

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Speaker 2: you mean, wildly successful and influential on air broadcasters. No,

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Speaker 2: it's not our on air success and influence that they love, not.

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Speaker 3: That it hurts at all. It's our bald skulls. Brouh.

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Speaker 3: I could tell you this.

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Speaker 1: My wife is into two types of guys, one of

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Speaker 1: them being bald. She prefers a bald gentleman.

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Speaker 2: Is this is this just a morale booster, a m

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Speaker 2: that somebody makes up every four or five months. You

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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying is this is just a morale

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Speaker 2: booster for the bald fellas, because every few months some

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Speaker 2: kind of article falls into our lap saying that women

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Speaker 2: cannot wait to fold a bald man.

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Speaker 1: I've heard women say it, but it could be a

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Speaker 1: morale booster.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what demographic of women.

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Speaker 1: All of the ones that are female.

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Speaker 4: I just I wasn't sure of it, Like what age group?

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Speaker 3: I have an eighteen to eighty, because.

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Speaker 5: I've never heard any woman around my age I ever

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Speaker 5: say something like that.

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Speaker 3: That's because you're very mean at your age.

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Speaker 1: More anxiety than hair, Jesus said, I'm listening, even if it.

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Speaker 6: Is just a morale boost. I say, you take the

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Speaker 6: win where he can get one.

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Speaker 1: Along those lines, I had look up looked up some

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Speaker 1: bald facts, and this is the one of the facts

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Speaker 1: seemed the most interesting and also not worth it. The

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Speaker 1: best way to avoid going bald is castration before you

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Speaker 1: start losing your he I think I'll just go bald. Really, yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's what are my choices here? Well, you could go bald,

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Speaker 1: and a small segment of women are into that, where

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Speaker 1: you could just remove your nuts before a single follicle

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Speaker 1: falls out your hair.

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Speaker 2: The testosterone thing, oh yeah, something about that.

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Speaker 3: That's drastic. That sounds drastic to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not quite that vain. I'll just be bald. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but my wife says she's into that, and that's the

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Speaker 1: only only woman I need to impress.

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Speaker 6: Was there evidence before you that leads you to believe

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Speaker 6: she was into bald guys.

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Speaker 1: No, no, none, what's the weather you're asking? And her

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Speaker 1: dating history? Were there bald guys?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? No, no, okay, okay, sorry for asking that question.

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Speaker 3: She settled.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of the same song and dance

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Speaker 2: that you've heard before. And like I said, one of

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Speaker 2: these bald dude morale boosters comes this way, you know,

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Speaker 2: falls into our laps. Every few months. A new survey

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Speaker 2: by folks who go by the name of Illicit Encounters

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Speaker 2: dot com. That sounds familiar, Have we, Josh, have we

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Speaker 2: set up one night ers with these people before?

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Speaker 1: No, I've never been on that before.

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Speaker 3: I just to think we've heard of it.

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Speaker 2: They found that forty percent of all women from the

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Speaker 2: age of eighteen to one hundred and eleven found that

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Speaker 2: they found that forty percent of women consider baldness on

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Speaker 2: a man very very sexy.

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Speaker 1: You seem disgusted by this, Ashley, So you disagree?

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Speaker 4: I do? Yeah, No, I very much like a full

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Speaker 4: head of hair.

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Speaker 1: Take care, no what happens.

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Speaker 3: You're not a woman?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thought you were a woman, at least not.

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Speaker 6: Between the ages of eighteen and one hundred and eleven.

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Speaker 3: You're not a woman. Call yourself a woman.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's something I've even looked at because I

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Speaker 5: think it's the they claim it's your mother's side that

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Speaker 5: you have to look at when it comes to balding,

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Speaker 5: And that's something I definitely check out when I'm starting

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Speaker 5: to get serious with a guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh it means that much to you, I guess.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'd prefer them to have hair longer than not.

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Speaker 1: So you'll you'll look at the maternal grandfather and if

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Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, well it's better because, like I

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Speaker 5: mentally prepare myself for that, there's going to be a

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Speaker 5: time where he loses his hair.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna have to make me accept that.

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 1: My dad had hair up until when he passed. You know,

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Speaker 1: he had a full head of hair his entire life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but now, no bald spot nothing.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna look terrible too at that.

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Speaker 4: Point, naturally, so hopefully I still have my hair.

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Speaker 3: You both look terrible.

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Speaker 2: That's the beauty of you know, if there is any

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Speaker 2: beauty at all in a long term monogamous relationship. I

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Speaker 2: don't know that there is yet. I'll find out if

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Speaker 2: there is any magic or beauty of getting yourself wound

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Speaker 2: up in a long term monogamous relationship. Is that by

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Speaker 2: the end you both just look like garbage, And then

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Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. You both look like separate piles of garbage,

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Speaker 5: I do think it depends on their age, because there's

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Speaker 5: some actors I can't think of their names off the

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Speaker 5: top of my head, of course, but where they're bald

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Speaker 5: and then they're also like tat it up.

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Speaker 4: They're a little bit younger, so like, yeah, they look

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Speaker 4: cool twenties or thirties, and like that, that looks good.

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Speaker 4: I'm a fan of that.

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Speaker 2: There's something cool about a young man who's bald and

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Speaker 2: covered in tattoos.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's because it's not like they're not hanging on

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Speaker 5: anything anymore, Like they just they want to be bald.

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Speaker 2: See here's the thing. We're focusing too much on the look.

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Speaker 2: You're saying, well, I like a full head of hairdoo

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Speaker 2: on a guy. But there are some guys who wear

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Speaker 2: it well because then they match it up with tattoo.

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Speaker 2: It's not the look that all women eighteen to one

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Speaker 3: It's that we.

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Speaker 2: Bald guys are confident. Boy, doesn't that spell out cubby? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: On the definition of that, we can Uh, we can

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Speaker 2: explain this joke in a couple of months.

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Speaker 3: But confidence level, Nick Josh zero percent.

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Speaker 1: That will make sense in a couple of months. Chaos

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Speaker 1: coordinator Esus totally agrees with you, Ashley, bald and tattoos.

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Speaker 6: I just like that Ashley has a scouted out family

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Speaker 6: trees before dating the guy. Hey, you got a picture

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Speaker 6: of your mom's great grandpa by chance?

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Speaker 3: It's our confidence, Cubby.

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Speaker 1: I'm not fat, I'm aerodynamic. Jesus said, When will the

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Speaker 1: When will it be portly exhausted with average fallis trend?

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Speaker 1: That's what he's waiting for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't get those articles yet. We haven't gotten

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Speaker 2: the article yet. Sorry that mentions women's unbridled attraction to

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Speaker 2: that look. But we do get a lot of bald

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Speaker 2: stories articles on women loving bald men. Danie, what the

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Speaker 2: hell were you thinking stitching that horse hair into your

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Speaker 2: skull a few months ago?

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Speaker 6: Maybe I shouldn't have. Now I'm really glad I did.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, Classic country Jesus said, in my sixteen plus

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Speaker 1: years of shaving my head No one has complimented my

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Speaker 1: baldness other than other bald guys. I get not compliments

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Speaker 1: comments on being bald at times that I can tell

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Speaker 1: our veiled insults a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there's always going to be the dudes who

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Speaker 2: go for the easy joke.

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Speaker 3: Remember the bald jokes.

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Speaker 2: Don't affect me because it's that's the lowest hanging fruit possible.

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Speaker 2: You have very very limited creativity. If you're only shot,

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Speaker 2: you can take it. A person is their hairdo.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember we were at a bar once and

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Speaker 1: you took your hat off. Some guy let you know

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Speaker 1: you were bald. Yeah, you snapped at him. That was

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Speaker 1: pretty good, as if you had no idea.

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Speaker 2: Right and that that that bit is so tired. It's

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Speaker 2: so easy, it's so it's the confidence thing that the

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Speaker 2: ladies love. Many women associate baldness with confidence and self assurance.

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Speaker 6: Let me ask you guys this, do bald guys kind

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Speaker 6: of give each other like the respect? Now when you

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Speaker 6: see a fellow bald guy kind of like plow drivers,

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Speaker 6: might you know, kind of give a nod to a

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Speaker 6: fellow plow driver out no road.

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Speaker 3: No, this isn't an episode of the family Guy.

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Speaker 1: This isn't curb your enthusiasm. Yeah, no, we don't have.

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Speaker 6: Any secret handshake or anything.

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Speaker 1: You're a bald guy up until like fifteen minutes ago.

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Speaker 3: You know this, Yeah, for a bit.

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Speaker 1: I love how you've all of a sudden you're of

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Speaker 1: a different class.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 6: I don't associate myself with you people. You tell me

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Speaker 6: what it's like to live that lifestyle, because I have

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Speaker 6: no idea you are a bald guy.

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Speaker 2: You're just a bald guy that's had a pursuit. Embracing

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Speaker 2: a bald look can signify our maturity and reliability.

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Speaker 3: And the ladies love it.

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Speaker 1: This is the comment I get. And there's one guy

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Speaker 1: in this building that does it quite often.

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Speaker 3: Wow, you really keep it. You really keep it tight.

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Speaker 1: Don't you that that type of thing is if you

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Speaker 1: should let it grow out? I got a couple of

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Speaker 1: people that say that, yeah, never, quite often, don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't listen to them because it's always so Yeah.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't feel like a compliments.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not a compliment.

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Speaker 4: What are you doing weird?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I don't like that.

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Speaker 6: This is an awkward attempt to start conversation.

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Speaker 2: Ladies say that men who try to hide their baldness,

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Speaker 2: seem weak and insecure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's definitely something to that.

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Speaker 3: Also, hat fishing.

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Speaker 1: People talk about hat fishing. I'm just I just like

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Speaker 1: wearing them. I have my entire where you're hat fishing

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Speaker 1: is where a guy would wear a hat and people

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Speaker 1: think it's just to cover up the fact they're ball

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Speaker 1: surprised folks. Oh like dating profile specifically, people joke that

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Speaker 1: you're being hatfished.

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Speaker 4: Ye had happened to me once. I was not a

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Speaker 4: fan of that situation.

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Speaker 3: I've been a hat person my whole life.

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Speaker 2: Me too, And some of us might say, well, that's

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Speaker 2: why you went bald's that's not why anyone has ever

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Speaker 2: gone bald.

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Speaker 4: No, that's been debunked.

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Speaker 1: We talked to a hair restoration guy that said that's bs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it is. I've always loved to wear a lid.

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Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, my junior high did not

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Speaker 3: allow hats. And interestingly, sadly, maybe I remembered a couple

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Speaker 3: of weeks before high school started, We're sitting around a

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Speaker 3: buddy's backyard drinking beer, Me and some pals, and we

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Speaker 3: were all talking about you know, hey, we're only a

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Speaker 3: couple of weeks away from high school, you know, and

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Speaker 3: talking about all the cool things that were to come.

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Speaker 3: All the all the girls from the opposite junior highs.

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Speaker 2: We're all going to be in one spot and everyone's

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Speaker 2: going to start driving, and there's going to be cag parties.

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Speaker 2: And one of us said, dude, we can wear hats

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Speaker 2: to school. How stupid.

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Speaker 3: But it was a big deal. I wasn't excited about it.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mentioned many times my wife hates my face

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Speaker 2: Bald pimps are perceived to be dominant, confident, and masculine.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, another win for me and.

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Speaker 4: Josh I'm happy for you.

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Speaker 1: Guys so lucky.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, and you know, we were just talking

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, tell me where you go with this. Tell

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Speaker 3: I want to say this.

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Speaker 2: Guys who still rock their hat backwards aren't just going

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Speaker 3: That means you're not afraid right go there, You're not

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Speaker 2: And the third personality trait that a guy with a

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Speaker 2: I don't represent any of those three things when I

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Speaker 2: and wearing a hat backwards sometimes feels more comfortable than forwards.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 1: I totally agree. I think there's some frontwards hats and

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Speaker 5: I love a backwards hat, especially when they are they're

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's the good stuff right there.

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Speaker 1: Sure, I like wearing a backwards just for that reason,

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Speaker 1: When I went to Boston, I believe when they hand

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Speaker 1: There were so many backward hats it was crazy.

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Speaker 3: I can see that.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I suppose maybe there are some dudes

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Speaker 3: I have a fat noggin up.

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Speaker 1: But the krack of Don Jesus doesn't agree. He said,

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Speaker 1: guys who wear their hat backwards are showing something. They're

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, Oh you don't look good in a backwards hat,

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Speaker 1: There's definitely yeah, I hear what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: There are some people who really react to a backwards hat.

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Speaker 3: I've bet you're fronting of some right.

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Speaker 2: I've been experiencing that since I was a young kid.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's so hot it enrages some of the

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Speaker 3: Some of the older guys.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I've come nose to nose and almost been

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Speaker 2: I mean, he just turned red weird, and I couldn't

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Speaker 2: believe it. I said, what is your frigging problem? Right

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Speaker 2: to where? Here's me at the time, I was forty

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Speaker 4: Good for you. That is so weird.

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Speaker 3: It was bizarre. It was truly bizarre.

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Speaker 1: Fitted hats I wear backwards usually, that's kind of how

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they look great backwards, but growing up I knew

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Speaker 6: better than to ever wear a backwards hat around my grandpa.

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Speaker 6: Oh that I would have had hell to pay back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, the old some of the older cats, they've

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Speaker 3: got some real serious vibes about that. See.

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Speaker 2: The fitted hat I can't do anymore because again with

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Speaker 2: having it on my head for you know, two three

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Speaker 2: I got to throw them away.

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Speaker 6: And I have a hard time finding a fitted hat

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Speaker 6: in my size sometimes because I'm like you, Nick, I

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Speaker 6: have a big, fat, stupid, ugly head. And I remember

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Speaker 6: one time in high school, buddy mine was going to

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Speaker 6: that twins hat I had my eye on. I'll pay

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Speaker 6: it back for it, and he goes, no, I'd be

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Speaker 6: too embarrassed ask for your size day and I'm not

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Speaker 1: This person wears their hat backwards by habit keeping it

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Speaker 1: backwards on a motorcycle.

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Speaker 3: Sure, motorcycle.

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Speaker 4: Ah, that's a good look.

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Speaker 3: This is silly right here.

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Speaker 2: This article about backwards hat says the backwards hat look

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Speaker 2: was popularized by guys like Will Smith, Ken Gruffy Junior,

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Speaker 2: and Tupac Shakur.

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Speaker 3: What are you stupid? Oh?

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Speaker 6: For my age group, absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Backwards hats were a thing way before Will Smith, Ken

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Speaker 2: Griffy Junior in Tupac Shakur.

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Speaker 3: You're giving these guys too much damn credit.

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Speaker 6: That's the whole reason I started wearing backwards as he

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Speaker 6: saw Ken Griffy Junior out there in the outfield of

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Speaker 6: his hat on backwards during BP and that was such

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Speaker 6: a cool look.

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Speaker 2: I was wearing a backwards hat when Ken Griffy Jr.

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Speaker 2: Was a wrinkle in the sheets. A lot of us were.

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Speaker 6: He was born in nineteen sixty nine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was.

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Speaker 1: You were born in nineteen sixty prove it there you go.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Elementary school custodian Jesus said, you know, my hair is

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Speaker 1: just so full and perfect. Hats don't fit or work

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Speaker 1: for me. You don't want to cover that up.

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Speaker 5: There's something to that. There's some guys that, yeah, they

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Speaker 5: cannot wear it's too perfect, too thick of hair. It

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Speaker 2: Oh I got the one friend. I got the one

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Speaker 2: friend who has his thoughts on well, everything that everyone

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Speaker 2: ever does, what you wear, what you say, what you

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Speaker 2: do for a living. He's got his opinion on all

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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: One night at the bar, we're playing pool. Guy about

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Speaker 2: sixty years old has got a hat on backwards. We're

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Speaker 2: playing pool against him and my buddy. Just because he

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Speaker 2: can't keep his mouth shut, he says, no guy over

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Speaker 2: to this complete stranger, sixty year old man who's got

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Speaker 2: his hat on backwards, And the older guys say, well,

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Speaker 2: who the hell made you the boss of freaking fashion?

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Speaker 2: Here at the Wiseet Allegiance. Two weeks later, my buddy's.

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Speaker 3: Sitting at the bar having breakfast with his hat on backwards. Course,

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Speaker 3: I said, you're a hypocritical prick.

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Speaker 1: What about flat brimmed hats?

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Speaker 3: Your thoughts they look silly?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a no.

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Speaker 1: I was never into that trend.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they look sill also leaving the sticker on the hat.

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Speaker 6: I hate that look.

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Speaker 3: I don't see that as much.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like that one's cool down. I think

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Speaker 1: I kind of see that at baseball games, I think

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Speaker 1: the hat. Yeah, for a while, it seems like everybody

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Speaker 6: I had a buddy, speaking of good hair and hats,

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Speaker 6: his hat and his hair would just curl up, you know,

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Speaker 6: over the you know, underneath the hat and looks so cool,

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Speaker 6: and we're always impressed with it. And then one day

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Speaker 4: That was popular for a while, and we just roasted dud.

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Speaker 6: His dad just goes, yeah, it's because he used your

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Speaker 6: Just called him out.

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Speaker 1: I never used a curling iron, even when the curled

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Speaker 4: It's dangerous, careful, oh, a curling iron.

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Speaker 1: I've touched one of those not realizing it was hot.

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Speaker 1: You're reauci You never used a curling iron?

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Speaker 3: Huh No, no, God, why would you. For the I've

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Speaker 1: Oh there was guys that use that for sure in

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Speaker 1: they curled it in the back because they wanted the curls.

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Speaker 2: For Christ's sake, I never in a million years would

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Speaker 2: unless you're in a world famous rock band or something. Sure,

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Speaker 2: I never would have considered such a thing. But I

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Speaker 4: I had a friend that got a perm. Want that

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Speaker 2: Tight little curls, tight little when eighty eighty two to

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Speaker 3: The other guy didn't. It was far from cool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the girl I knew that got it done.

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Speaker 3: But they went for it. They went for it.

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Speaker 5: It didn't look great, and so then she tried to

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Speaker 4: Could never do that.

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Speaker 1: Quite a People think putting your hat on backwards makes

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Speaker 1: you look like a douchebag.

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 4: I think it's just because those people can't rocket.

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Speaker 3: That's just ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: At times it's more comfortable or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It's ridiculous you're simply putting a hat on backwards. How

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Speaker 2: how much of an effect could that have on anybody?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know it was that device don't care. I

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Speaker 1: I thought most people didn't care.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you you shouldn't. For Christ's sake.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever try and put it on sideways or

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00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,560
Speaker 1: anything like that? Back when that was oh lord thing

447
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,399
Speaker 1: for flavor flavy?

448
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 3: Well, no, I never tried that.

449
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 1: I really put my hood up. But it was chili

450
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 1: outside and I put my hood up. This is a

451
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. People were commenting on like, well,

452
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,119
Speaker 1: why are you so nefarious?

453
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,719
Speaker 2: Why do you look like people have their ideas of

454
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 2: you know, Jesus Paul, it's so silly.

455
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 3: You know.

456
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 2: If my hood is up, it's because I'm cold. I know,

457
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,919
Speaker 2: you know, but everyone, Yeah, everyone has these ideas that

458
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 2: you're trying to send some message.

459
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 3: For God's sake.

460
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,199
Speaker 2: I've never been that kind of a guy trying to

461
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 2: send a message with my appearance to send some kind

462
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 2: of a that's bizarre to me.

463
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 1: Here's the uh, here's the theory on backwards.

464
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Speaker 7: Hats and what makes you look like a douchebag.

465
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Speaker 3: Okay, I can't wait for this.

466
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Speaker 1: Two words, Fred Durst. People are saying anything movement ruined

467
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: backwards hats you all right?

468
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 3: I don't know. I have nothing to do with Fred Durst.

469
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 6: So always tired Southern Minnesota welder Jesus brings up a

470
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 6: good point. It wasn't you know Tupac or Ken Gurphy

471
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 6: Junior was stallone and over the top. That made the

472
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 6: backwards hat cool because you know when he turned that

473
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 6: hat backwards, he turned into the machine.

474
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah link Lincoln Hawk. Yeah, that's where you get your power.

475
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 3: Mmmm.

476
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 6: That's how you beat a guy at arm wrestling three

477
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 6: times your size.

478
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 2: If we're going with motion pictures, I'll go even further

479
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: back than that. Filo Beto's brother in the movie Everything,

480
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 2: how do you say it again? Every wich way but loose?

481
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 2: I can't remember his name. Filo, fidoh, Filo, what the

482
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 2: hell was Clint Eastwood's character name in every which way

483
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 2: but loose Filo Betto Fido Beta, who wants to look

484
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 2: it up for me? His brother had the backwards trucker hat.

485
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 2: Every which way would.

486
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 6: Loose Filo badeau Beto Beto.

487
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Filo is the first name the orangutan Clyde anybody,

488
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 2: every which way?

489
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.

490
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 6: What.

491
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: I was three when it came out, and it wasn't

492
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: like on television constantly.

493
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 2: Well it was, well not at my house, every which way,

494
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: but loose.

495
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 6: Oh, Beverly D'Angelo, isn't it, Yes, Josh.

496
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 3: It's a Beverly D'Angelo movie.

497
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: I like Beverly D'Angelo quite a bit.

498
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Speaker 6: First out of boobs I ever saw.

499
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 2: I thought all kids from our age range had to

500
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 2: see every which way but loose.

501
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: I mean you got to keep in mind, I grew

502
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: up in a household with four adult women. They chose

503
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Speaker 1: what we were going to watch on help a lot

504
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Speaker 1: of days of our lives.

505
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 3: Prices right, that kind of stuff. It could be. It

506
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 3: could be rough last morning sound Minnesota.

507
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 2: I think I have this right. A surgeon over there

508
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 2: amputated his own legs for the insurance money. Dude took

509
00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 2: to cutting his own legs off for money one hundred

510
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: thousand dollars in insurance money.

511
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Speaker 4: That's not worth it.

512
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 3: That is not enough.

513
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 1: I know, I would have to be in some serious

514
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: financial trouble and oh big money to some dangerous people.

515
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,679
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine even coming up with something like

516
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 1: I suppose he's in the business, but that's absolutely insane.

517
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a life or death situation. If you can't

518
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 5: get this money, you're going to be killed, right like you, or.

519
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: You have a loved one who needs treatment that you

520
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: can't afford, or something like that.

521
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Speaker 3: Can you even begin to imagine the process?

522
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 2: No, I mean he's a surgeon, of course, they say here,

523
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 2: well he was a vascular surgeon. He's lopped things off

524
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: of people before. Of course that that helps him to

525
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,719
Speaker 2: begin even thinking of the process of removing your own legs.

526
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 3: But still he sat.

527
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 2: There and performed that operation on himself. At the same time,

528
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Speaker 2: I'm one wondering if this is real because the story

529
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 2: claims his name is Neil Hopper, a guy with no legs.

530
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 3: It's only poop jokes that you follow.

531
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 2: A pregnancy bring They say, Neil Hopper is the name

532
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 2: of this supposedly completely uncorked wacko, and now he's been

533
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:26,959
Speaker 2: charged with fraud. He claimed he had caught some of

534
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 2: that sepsis, so he had to remove his own legs.

535
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 4: In both his legs too, But that was a lie.

536
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 3: According to the story. According to the story, what would you.

537
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: Guys reach for? I'm trying to think of the process.

538
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,159
Speaker 1: I mean, certainly i'd have to I have to be

539
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: high as crazy, like a saws all or what do

540
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 1: you I can't use a chainsaw because you know what

541
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 1: happened there. Yeah, that'll rub your ass raw.

542
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 3: Your ass would end up raw.

543
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 2: Or I have no saws all would create such a mess.

544
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 4: I think they like bone saws.

545
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: A bone saw? Can you get that on Amazon?

546
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 2: I would be sol Josh, I don't have anything at

547
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: home that's gonna help me properly remove my own legs.

548
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 5: Because I mean, first of all, you have to make

549
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 5: sure that your arteries are like clamped off.

550
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 4: That's that is such a process.

551
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 3: Every one of us, how many are are we? Now?

552
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: Four people? All four of us would just die. We

553
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 3: would die, we.

554
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 4: Would yeah, or going to shock from seeing that yourself?

555
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: And then wow, oh did Jesus breaks up a good point.

556
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: His first name is Neil.

557
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 2: Ye oh oh, yeah, I noticed that as well. Yeah,

558
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Speaker 2: that's why I said, I don't know if this is

559
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: for real or what.

560
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: Well, the Hopper is what we were all focusing on.

561
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, I like the better.

562
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 2: According to the story, this guy's also been charged with

563
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 2: encouraging somebody else to remove the body parts of others.

564
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: Hopper has become or had become a fan of a

565
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 2: website we've talked about before, a website that features a

566
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: character called the Eunuch Maker. On that website, they chop

567
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 2: legs and peckers off of each other.

568
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 3: It's just awful.

569
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: Remember that conversation, Josh, Yeah, some bizarre group who they

570
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 2: help each other cut their arms and legs and dogs off.

571
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 2: It's just absolutely out of this world horror show type stuff. Anyway,

572
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 2: So this Hopper guy apparently carved his own legs off.

573
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 3: It doesn't get any deeper or darker than that cubby. Yeah.

574
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: You know, a few people are saying seven hundred grand,

575
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: maybe one leg, but not two legs.

576
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 3: No, No, seven grand.

577
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: You're not even close to what I would need to

578
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: perform something so horrible on myself or anybody else.

579
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you would have to be in a

580
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: very desperate situation.

581
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 2: You'd have to be surgeon in order in order to

582
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 2: perform that without dying. Absolutely, if you didn't know what

583
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 2: you were doing, you're absolutely going to be dead within minutes.

584
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean even one of the best doctors that

585
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 4: I know House.

586
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 5: He did surgery on his own leg and he didn't

587
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 5: last very long.

588
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 4: He passed out right there in the bathtub.

589
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a good point.

590
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 3: Never shut it.

591
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 4: Great show, that makes sense.

592
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's one of all time favorites.

593
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: And I thought from there or the commercials you know,

594
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: on TV, I thought it looked so stupid.

595
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 4: It's so good.

596
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: It took me for I watched it maybe five six

597
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 1: years after it went off the air.

598
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 4: Rights such a d bag, It's awesome.

599
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he plays a very good douchebag, that's for sure.

600
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 3: Did he have a bone saw?

601
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 4: I bet he did, probably in his office.

602
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, this year might rattle you a little

603
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 2: bit too. This might tap into one of your greatest fears.

604
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 2: A fella in Kentucky woke up in the damn middle

605
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 2: of what they call here an organ harvesting procedure. No,

606
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 2: so what that means exactly is that doctors thought he

607
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 2: was dead, but by damn.

608
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: He wasn't.

609
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: Just yet the doctor started pulling the poor guy's guts.

610
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 3: Out, do they ass and the I spell out and whatnot?

611
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: The doctors started pulling this guy's guts out so they

612
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 2: could be donated to somebody else, right, And the dude

613
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 2: woke up.

614
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: I know somebody that's so scared of this. They've like

615
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: I was having a conversation with all my friend and

616
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: the one guy I was talking to said, you know,

617
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: he just renewed his license and he had to say

618
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: no to the organ donor thing because he's afraid of that,

619
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: Like what if they make a mistake, what if I'm

620
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: still alive?

621
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a legit fear.

622
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: He has so much so that yeah, he's like I

623
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: wish I could, but I just can't risk that.

624
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 5: I was the same way for a really long time,

625
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 5: I guess the whole time I ever had my ID.

626
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 5: But I just finally because my husband shamed me about

627
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 5: not being an organ donor and.

628
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 4: I felt really awful.

629
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 5: So I'm finally an organ donor now, but I still

630
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 5: like it makes me nervous. I don't know, it makes

631
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 5: me uncomfortable.

632
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 4: I don't know.

633
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: I don't know where I went with that. I don't

634
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,479
Speaker 3: know if I'm an organ donor or not. Josh, are

635
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 3: you down to just one friend? Yeah?

636
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: And your wife kind of busted me for that the

637
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: other day in a group text message. She embarrassed me

638
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,479
Speaker 1: in front of my coach in a group of text message.

639
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: Yah. We all know now, Josh, I wasn't following this.

640
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: What happened When we're talking about the charity event we'll

641
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: be doing for Randy Shaver coming up August twenty second

642
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: at the Wiset American Legion Information at ninety three x

643
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: dot com. I had mentioned, yeah, you know, she had.

644
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: She had made this link. Your wife did so much

645
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: stuff to make this happen, so much work, and I

646
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: was she sent it to us. I'm like, oh sweet,

647
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this out to my friends, and she said,

648
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: you don't need to.

649
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 3: I already sent it to Joe. Oh my gosh.

650
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: It's very embarrassing for me. She busted me in front

651
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: of a bunch of people on this text change.

652
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: I've never known her to be so mean. She was right,

653
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 3: which hurt.

654
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 7: She's trying to steal them.

655
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: So let me let me ask you this way. Let's

656
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 2: say you and Joe we're going to go see air

657
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: Bud and tickets were four dollars. How much would that

658
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 2: cost then for you and your friend to go to air.

659
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: But will that'd be eight dollars eight?

660
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 2: Yay, yay, yeah, down to one huh Yeah.

661
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 3: They're dropping like flies. Well, and it's your fault. I

662
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 3: know it is my fault, all right, Sure it's got

663
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 3: to be.

664
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 2: Guy in Kentucky wakes up in the middle of doctors

665
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: pulling his guts out for him. The doctors were gonna then,

666
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 2: you know, bag those guts up and.

667
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 3: Bring them down to the.

668
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: I don't know the the burn unit at the hospital,

669
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: but you know I'm talking about the doctors were preparing

670
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 2: his organs to be donated, and the sum bitch, well,

671
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 2: I said he woke up. From the sounds of the story,

672
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 2: he never he never was completely out. And that's what

673
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 2: makes this so frightening. And it also sounds like he

674
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: isn't the only one who's got to experience an abrupt

675
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: wake up while his guts were laying besides him.

676
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: On a table.

677
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: And I don't mean worldwide, I mean at this one

678
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: joint in Kentucky. Yeah, that place sucks at this point,

679
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: at this one joint in Kentucky hospital, whatever it is,

680
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, and it doesn't matter more. They've got

681
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: more than one case of someone coming to While the

682
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 2: doctors are bagging up their organs for donation, you think.

683
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 5: That they would the anestes anestes geologists.

684
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 4: However, you say it correct to the doctor that.

685
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 5: They would like put them double under, just to like

686
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 5: make sure, give them the double under.

687
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit him with it twice. Boys, Well, they're supposed

688
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 3: to be dead. They're supposed to be.

689
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 4: Dead, I know, but just like cover your bases just

690
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: in case.

691
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, give it so we could make sure they're dead.

692
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: Or let's we are already here. Let's just knock him

693
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 1: out in case he's still alive and then take all

694
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: the organs.

695
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's pump him with something.

696
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 2: You're saying, despite the fact this guy's been dead for

697
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: six or seven days, let's give him some anesthesia in

698
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: case he wakes up.

699
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 4: All right, we need these organs, Ashley.

700
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: You could change your mind, you know. Jase, for example,

701
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: said he was never a fan of organ donation, but

702
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: then he had to change of heart.

703
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 2: Oh you pricks, smart ass, some bitch. So again it

704
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 2: says you're the US Department of Health and Human Services

705
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 2: is investigating a few different cases like this down there

706
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: in Kentucky. Can we try and straighten this out? If

707
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: you're gonna grab a plier's cubby and pull my lungs

708
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 2: out of my chest, can we makes you one hundred

709
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 2: percent I'm deader than Darreinger before that process begins.

710
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I know how to do it.

711
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,760
Speaker 1: If you've got a little kid, you think they're faking

712
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: they're asleep, you just tell some sort of fart joke.

713
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: They bust out laughing, and you know, okay, you're awake.

714
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: So I'll have to find I'll find some jokes I

715
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: know you like, and we'll just run through those. If

716
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: you wake up laughing, we'll leave your lungs alone.

717
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 2: Tell me the thirteen joke gets me every time, gets

718
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 2: me every time. So the dude I was telling you

719
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: about right there from the get go is a cat

720
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 2: by the name of TJ.

721
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 3: Hoover.

722
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 2: He was declared brain dead after suffering an overdose a

723
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 2: few years ago. Not that his body sat there for

724
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 2: a few years. But this story is a few years old.

725
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 2: He was declared brain dead after suffering an overdose. His sister, Donna,

726
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 2: says doctors attempted to harvest his organs while he was

727
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 2: still showing signs of life. She says, TJ's eyes were

728
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 2: open and he was looking around the room when doctors

729
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 2: started pulling organs out of the sum bitch and it

730
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 2: goes mental from here. You thought that was bad, it

731
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 2: says here. As they were hauling this guy's insides out

732
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 2: for him, the surgeon involved noticed that TJ was quote

733
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: showing too many signs of life to continue with the surgery.

734
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 3: Too many signs of life.

735
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 2: Shouldn't a surgeon stop cutting someone's guts out if the

736
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: patient shows just one sign of life.

737
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 6: You would hope.

738
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, you think there'd be a checklist and everything has

739
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 5: to be marked off before you cut someone open.

740
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 2: And it also says here that despite this TJ dude

741
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 2: looking around the room and moving, some of the doctors

742
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 2: wanted to continue the cutting anyway.

743
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 1: They were already there.

744
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?

745
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 6: We got started must have been a Friday, and they

746
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 6: had plans for the weekend. They're looking to get out of.

747
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: There better than Dana Mario Kart Jesus said he's got it.

748
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 1: If you're not sure if someone's really dead, just whisper

749
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: sixty nine in their ear. If they're alive, they'll laugh.

750
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 3: It's a funny line.

751
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 1: Every data would laugh.

752
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 3: Nice.

753
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 2: This poor TJ guy now suffers from PTSD.

754
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 3: Oh good, I.

755
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 5: Bet I don't think there's an amount of therapy that

756
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 5: could fix that.

757
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: Guy. Can't get a good night's sleep now, for Christ's sake.

758
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 4: No, oh, imagine the nightmares.

759
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 3: Let's get this figured out, my damn for Pete's sake.

760
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 2: One minute, I'm walking into the light, you know, joining

761
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: hands with my dead friends and relatives. Everyone's there, Cobby,

762
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 2: my old Springer spaniel, is even there, Megan Mrie, the

763
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 2: best girl in the whole world. And then suddenly I'm

764
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: awake and a surgeon's holding my severed the rod in

765
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 2: his hand.

766
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 7: Why would they take care?

767
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 3: We'll go on, this is your thing. Why would they

768
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 3: take my rocke? Yeah?

769
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 1: Why would they sever your run?

770
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 2: I want to give it to the lucky bastard down

771
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: the hall that just lost it in a lawnmowing accident.

772
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 3: They'll do that. Yeah, Oh wow, do you get to pick? Yeah?

773
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: I'd want a choice.

774
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a it's like a lineup at a

775
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 3: police station.

776
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: Sure, Chandler, A Chandler welder. Jesus woke up during a

777
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: biopsy a lymph note in his chest. Didn't feel any pain,

778
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: but the nurse saw him alert and.

779
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 3: Said, oh, you should be out, and then the next

780
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 3: thing he knew, they put him back out.

781
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, my sister woke up in the middle of an operation,

782
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 2: and it was a real operation. It was open up

783
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 2: your body and look inside type of an op cut,

784
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: yelp and type of it.

785
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 3: And she woke up.

786
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: My wife did too. Is it does your sister? Is

787
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: it somebody that needs more dope? Like my wife has

788
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: something with I can't remember. She metabolizes it a certain way.

789
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: There's a name for it.

790
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 2: If I remember the story when it happened, doctors found

791
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: out that. Yeah, she, like Ashley was saying, she needs

792
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: a double shot.

793
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

794
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 4: I'm one of those people as well.

795
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

796
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 5: Every time they've tried to put me out, I've they've

797
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 5: told me I've woken up during it.

798
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 4: N know ahead of time, Yeah, now I do.

799
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 5: I'm like, Hey, by the way, this you know, this

800
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 5: has happened quite a few times, so make sure you

801
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 5: really give me a.

802
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 4: Good dose of drugs.

803
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, give me the diesel.

804
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: I was kind of surprised when I had my last colonoscropy.

805
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: I just kind of joked about it, like, hey, give

806
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: me some extra if you want, because I was half

807
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: awake the first time, which wasn't even bad. I mean,

808
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 1: I never felt anything. But he's like, yeah, we're probably good.

809
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: We'll give you some extra dope that this time. I

810
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: don't remember anything about it.

811
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're super chill about that.

812
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 5: And then you get your bill and you're like, oh,

813
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 5: I see why you were fine with that.

814
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: Oh they charge you more.

815
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I guess it makes sense. That is not right.

816
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 4: It's worth it, though.

817
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: You've paid more for drugs in your life.

818
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

819
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 5: The best one was when I got an endoscopy, so

820
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 5: the camera down your throat, and I guess they told

821
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 5: me how high obviously when I woke up, but they

822
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 5: told me that I tried to pull the camera out

823
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 5: of my throat. They had to like wrestle it away

824
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 5: from me.

825
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 4: Oh my bad.

826
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: Hello. Nurse Jesus said she was a surgical nurse who

827
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: did quite a few.

828
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,280
Speaker 3: Organ donation cases.

829
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: She said there's a whole process before anyone's supposed to

830
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: get into the opera waiting room. This story is effing insane.

831
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: They were doing it all wrong, weren't they. A listener

832
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 2: texted in to say, if I am an organ donor,

833
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 2: it's noted on my driver's license. Well, i'm looking at it.

834
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,439
Speaker 2: Where let me take us on the back the back yep,

835
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 2: Well it says class something or another, this or that.

836
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, my eyes are getting so bad.

837
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: I can't even read this.

838
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:50,280
Speaker 4: Really.

839
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 3: Oh it's on the front all right, back or front?

840
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it says yes and you had a.

841
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 2: Little harder it right above where they indicate my sex. Well,

842
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 2: then I can tell you I am not an organ donor.

843
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 2: Maybe I should be.

844
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 3: I don't know. Sorry, I blew up.

845
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people who are well, no, I'm

846
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 5: worried that they won't want anything.

847
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 4: No, you'll be good.

848
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we're good.

849
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 4: No, they want yours.

850
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 3: You're healthy, you don't smoke, you don't drink. Course, they

851
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,439
Speaker 3: want you for a organ.

852
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 4: You've got good loans.

853
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 3: That's right.

854
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: You shamed me about that, you called me a pink lunger.

855
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 2: They'll want your goods, cuby. They will once You're a

856
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:31,959
Speaker 2: dead and gone.

857
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 3: That Fast Morning Show ninety three.

858
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: X lawn mowing Disasters. We talked about this yesterday at

859
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 2: around six thirty or so in the morning. A good

860
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 2: amount of messages came in from our wonderful listeners. Do

861
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: you mind if I blow through those real quick? I mean,

862
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: folks made the effort to text in. We didn't have

863
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 2: time to come back to the subject, and so I thought, no.

864
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,919
Speaker 1: These are great, and some of them I never could

865
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: even picture happening.

866
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 3: These are some great stories.

867
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 2: Again, we were talking about lawn mowing or yard care

868
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: nightmares where maybe you mangled yourself in the process, and

869
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 2: we weren't able to get to a lot of the

870
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: text that came in. And Cubby knows, anytime someone injures themselves,

871
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: I'm on the floor.

872
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 3: That's great entertainment.

873
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: You love it. If it's the worst moment in someone's

874
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: life physically, you enjoy it. You've mentioned many times, you know,

875
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: people might say, well, what's your favorite memory the radio

876
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: would be, you know, interviewing one of your heroes like

877
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: David Coverdale of Whitesnake, and I'd say absolutely, my God,

878
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: and you'd have to say, no, no, no, it was

879
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: watching a guy pass a kidney stone live on air.

880
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 3: Right, not a guest or anything. Well, we didn't.

881
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: Have o hero, you met a childhood hero.

882
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 3: No, it was just a.

883
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 2: Dude that worked here at the time, fell on the

884
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 2: floor screaming in pain, passing kidney stones. That probably is

885
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 2: my fondest memory of thirty years in the business.

886
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 4: That'd be something to say, I'm jealous.

887
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 3: Ashley, we were dying. I'm telling you we were. Josh

888
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: is right. I love other people's pain.

889
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 2: So again, because it's a fun subject, and so many

890
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 2: great texts came in, I didn't want to just disregard it.

891
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 2: And it's an f off day anyway. So here are

892
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 2: some of the messages we and thank you always for texting.

893
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 2: And here are some of the messages we got yesterday

894
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 2: on long care nightmares. The year was nineteen hundred and

895
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 2: ninety four. Josh, I'll tell you what you were fresh

896
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 2: out of high school, weren't you?

897
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? St College one hundred and ninety Rose Mount, Minnesota.

898
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 3: You're familiar, yep. Didn't you live there for a Nope?

899
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: I live very close and I have family that lives right.

900
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 3: One of our listeners was on the large tour that's

901
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 3: not the word.

902
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 2: I should know this. Everyone in Minnesota should know how

903
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 2: to say this, and I blew it. Our listener was

904
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: on a large Toro mower. He was mowing the ball

905
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,919
Speaker 2: fields over there in rose Mouth Sare. He ran over

906
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 2: a baseball that managed to spray across the field, come

907
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: back and hit him in the head.

908
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 3: Oh no, it knocked him out. He fell off the mower,

909
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: off the mower.

910
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 2: But twenty minutes later he regained his wherewithal and was

911
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 2: back on the mower again. That happened to ups Golden

912
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 2: Valley Delivery Jesus Man. One of our listeners was doing that,

913
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 2: oh at god forsaken spring cleanup using the defcher. You

914
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 2: guys ever told one of those around your property?

915
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 3: Just once? Yep? Yeah? Are you supposed to do that?

916
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 3: Very often? I hear mixed things on it.

917
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 2: I hear mixed things also. I gotta ask you, so you.

918
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 3: Defched once, what did you think of the results? It sucks.

919
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: I think I made it look worse, That's exactly. And

920
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a talent to it. But you know,

921
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 1: when I like when I mowed launs, we didn't have

922
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 1: anything that fancy.

923
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 3: It was just kind of like base. Hell no, hell no, there's.

924
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 1: Nothing like that, Like it's it's funny. Sometimes people are like, hey,

925
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: how do I improve this over here?

926
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 3: Whatever?

927
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: And I had absolutely no idea.

928
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know.

929
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: I can make it shorter than it is if you want, Yeah,

930
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: but that's about as far as I go.

931
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 2: The reason I ask you about your one experience with

932
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 2: a de thatcher is I've had one for four or

933
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 2: five years.

934
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: Oh, you own one, and I've never used it. I

935
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 3: rented one, and maybe that had something to.

936
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: Do with it. It was the world's worst piece of equipment

937
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: of all time.

938
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,280
Speaker 3: It was so bad.

939
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 2: I've never used it because I hear so many. I

940
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 2: hear just as many bad stories about using a de

941
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 2: thatcher as I do good ones. So picture this every

942
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 2: frigging year in the spring. I hooked the pig up

943
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: to the back of my lawnmower.

944
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 3: And I stare at it for a while, and then

945
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: I say no, and I unhook it and put it back,

946
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 3: just because I'm afraid from hearing all the bad story.

947
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 6: Now, I absolutely know what a de thatcher is, but

948
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 6: I'm guessing there's somebody listening right now that doesn't, so

949
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 6: can you explain to them what a de thatcher is.

950
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 6: It's for those people, not me, I know, you know,

951
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 6: of course, of course you know, I'm well aware. I'm

952
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 6: well versed in the de Thatcher.

953
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm imagining you're probably going to be so bored with

954
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: this description, right of how well you know what a

955
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: de thatcher.

956
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 6: So if you guys can make the description quick, you know,

957
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 6: that'd be great. Because I'm the master, I'll.

958
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 3: Go as fast as I can can.

959
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: I start with a simple question, are you familiar with

960
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: the term thatch?

961
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, that was convincing.

962
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: Wink wink, gotcha.

963
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 2: And one of my friends is just the de Thatcher,

964
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: King of Hennepen County. He swears by he runs it

965
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 2: through his own hair, you know he does. He thinks

966
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: it's the greatest. But every year I kind of look

967
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 2: at it and I think of the bad stories, and

968
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 2: then I unhook it and put it away.

969
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 3: I never it's just.

970
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 2: A little sum bitch and trailer you told behind you're

971
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 2: riding lawnmower. It's got some some heavy times that just.

972
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 3: Kind of dig up the top layer of garbage. It's

973
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 3: like all the dead grass.

974
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 6: That's how I would have described it.

975
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 3: To Yeah, I.

976
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: Had like a push one. It kind of looked like

977
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: a push mow a little bit. But yeah, Nicks has

978
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 1: the one that you can trail right behind.

979
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 6: Gotcha all right, said the people who didn't know.

980
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were just I'm sure there's people that said that.

981
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 2: Here's a listener who was doing that spring cleanup towing

982
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 2: a de thatcher. He got off the mower, he tripped

983
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 2: on the de thatcher, and as he tried.

984
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 3: To catch his fall, he put his full palm on

985
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 3: the muffler the lawn mower.

986
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: I heard my handskin sizzle, he said.

987
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 4: No.

988
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 3: And you know, I'll tell you what.

989
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 2: Every time, like I told you, I hook it up

990
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: and then change my mind.

991
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 3: Every time I hook.

992
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 2: It up, I trip over the pit and it is

993
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 2: a painful setup. You don't there's no comfortable landing when

994
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 2: you land on a de thatcher.

995
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever done that before, as far as

996
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: like touch some sort of muffler.

997
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yes.

998
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: When I was I brought a friend's motorcycle and his

999
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: exhaust pipe was a lot bigger than mine, and I

1000
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: just didn't think about it when I got off. And

1001
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: I think I still have a piece of my calf

1002
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: on that.

1003
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 3: Thing, dude.

1004
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 4: We were When.

1005
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 2: We were kids, we had the dirt biked motocross style

1006
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 2: dirt bikes up at my dad's cabin. We had a

1007
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: little seventy five. We had a couple of one twenty five's.

1008
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 2: We used to do all kinds of hell raising on

1009
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 2: those every time we got them out, which was about

1010
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 2: four times a day when we were teenage kids. I

1011
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 2: would find a way to melt some part of my

1012
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 2: body on the damn muffler.

1013
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 5: When I was really little, I think maybe like three

1014
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 5: or four years old. Ah My mom left the lawnmower

1015
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 5: unattended for a little bit. She turned it off, but

1016
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 5: she just used it so it was still hot, and

1017
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 5: I guess I went over there and decided to step

1018
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 5: and sit on the lawnmar She said she's never heard.

1019
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 3: A scream like the muffler.

1020
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 4: Me, uh no, just on top of the mower.

1021
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I see you sat on top of I

1022
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 2: was picturing a rider. You're talking about a push more. Yes, yes,

1023
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 2: sat on top of the mower.

1024
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 5: She said that was the worst scream she's ever heard. Luckily,

1025
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 5: my neighbor at the time, she was an r nurse.

1026
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 5: She also heard me scream. So she ran over, picked

1027
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 5: me up and threw me into a kiddie pool full

1028
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 5: of cold water right away to try to get the

1029
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 5: burning to calm down.

1030
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 3: You burn your little heini.

1031
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she she actually nursed me back to health.

1032
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 4: She was awesome.

1033
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 5: She would come over like every week and change my

1034
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 5: bandages and do whatever she did to my skin. And

1035
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 5: I don't have any scars because of it.

1036
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 3: Webby dipped.

1037
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: She saved your butt skin.

1038
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to BEV.

1039
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 2: Here's a guy in nineteen eighty nine who fell off

1040
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 2: a riding lawnmower. This is before they had the automatic

1041
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 2: shut off, and the blades cut off one of his

1042
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 2: legs for him.

1043
00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 6: Oh man, oh oh that is awful, dude.

1044
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: That oh he rolled it over and it cut off

1045
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 2: one of his legs for him.

1046
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 3: All right, so some of this stuff is dark coming

1047
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 3: up here. Well, no leg like that one like that one?

1048
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: Yes, Josh, yeah, I was Oh wow, push mower by

1049
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 2: push mower grabbed the dog chain that was on the lawn. No,

1050
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: my push mower grabbed the dog chain. The mower blades

1051
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: whipped the chain around at about three hundred miles an

1052
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 2: hour until it crashed into my ankle.

1053
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 5: Oh no, and it ended up getting his ankle anyway.

1054
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. H Have you guys ever like hit

1055
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: your shin bone on a trailer hitch?

1056
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 3: Of course?

1057
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, the worst that that hurt so bad.

1058
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: I mentioned this before, but somebody had one here on

1059
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: the back. I think it was like a Ford escort,

1060
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: and I was.

1061
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,959
Speaker 3: Enraged, what's that on the bag?

1062
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 1: As if it was their fault that I'm the idiot

1063
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: that cranked into that.

1064
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a Dodge Omni or something that had

1065
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: a trailers. No reason for there to be unless I

1066
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 2: don't know what you're pulling a canoe.

1067
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: It's so dark in that front parking lot. I never

1068
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: saw it. I never expected it, and at first my

1069
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: natural reaction, of course, was to be upset at that

1070
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 1: person instead of myself.

1071
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 2: We're rolling through some of these lawn care disasters that

1072
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 2: our listeners texted in yesterday because they're such a great

1073
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 2: friggin storytellers, and some of it is dark and terrible,

1074
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 2: and I love that kind of thing.

1075
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 3: The time of year, I was mowing.

1076
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 2: Here's a somebitch cubby who works as a lawnmower man

1077
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 2: for a living. I was mowing a customer's yard, and

1078
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 2: I sucked up a dead rabbit and plastered bunny guts

1079
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:45,959
Speaker 2: all over their sighting.

1080
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 4: Like that.

1081
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 1: I have a friend I was moaning with him and

1082
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: he mowed over a bird's nest and that was rough. Oh,

1083
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: I mean, that was their feathers and gore everywhere.

1084
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: I still remember being a young kid pushing my folks

1085
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 2: mower around and I mowed over the top of a

1086
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: little baby bunny nest. Now I did not suck up

1087
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: any of the bunnies, but I just kind of when

1088
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: I pushed forward, I exposed them. You know, they were

1089
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,240
Speaker 2: covered up by this or that. And to this day, Ashley,

1090
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 2: I still remember the absolute unmitigated terror.

1091
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 3: In the eyes of those babies.

1092
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 2: But I didn't hurt harm what's the word I'm looking for,

1093
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 2: hurt harm any of them? Luckily, Oh thank god. I

1094
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 2: must have just missed them enough to where the suction didn't.

1095
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 2: But I'll never forget them looking at me as if

1096
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: they were saying, please don't kill us.

1097
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 4: Oh I wouldn't. I would have a I would never

1098
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 4: forgive myself.

1099
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 3: And I think I took like a bunch of weeds

1100
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 3: and brush and kind of covered them back up. That's

1101
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 3: so I cried my eyes out. Okay, what else?

1102
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 1: Speaking of crying, I left a part out of the

1103
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: story of my buddy running over the birds.

1104
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 3: Yeah it gets darker. Yeah. Uh so he started crying and.

1105
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: And part of that was because there was a couple

1106
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: that needed to be put out of their misery.

1107
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 6: Oh God, grab the.

1108
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: Pig bold and he was standing there like starting to cry,

1109
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and then smush.

1110
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, he did the right thing.

1111
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I wouldn't be able to do that. I

1112
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 5: just wouldn't. That would and that would make it even worse.

1113
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 3: Yes, you would be able to get they were they

1114
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 3: were bad.

1115
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 5: I don't think I could do that myself. I would

1116
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 5: have to call in reinforcements. I would have to wait

1117
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 5: until someone got home from work. I just I wouldn't

1118
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 5: be able to go through that. That would haunt me.

1119
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: Josh's buddy looked at those mangled baby birds and he said.

1120
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 3: I love you. I'm sorry. What was it again, I'm sorry,

1121
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 3: I love you. Yeah. Yes, Rick Flair super cash right, Uh,

1122
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 3: I love this.

1123
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 2: There's no real details on this, but just picturing it

1124
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 2: grabs me. One of our listeners said, my dad ran

1125
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 2: his chainsaw over with the brush mower. He just simply

1126
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: said it was not pretty. Ran his chainsaw over with

1127
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 2: the brush mower. Dude, Why the hell wasn't I on

1128
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 2: the front lines for that. I'm just picturing the rage

1129
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 2: and the disappointment in your father's face having run over

1130
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 2: his own chainsaw with a brushmower. Here's a guy who

1131
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 2: ran over a railroad spike with his lawnmower in their

1132
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 2: backyard and it shot across the yard, stuck into a fence,

1133
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 2: almost killed his dad with it. God, that's fun and finally,

1134
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 2: at least on my end of things printing Jesus texted

1135
00:53:54,640 --> 00:54:00,479
Speaker 2: in he once got a piece of metal got into

1136
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 2: his eye while mowing, and it was.

1137
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 3: In there in his eye for over a week.

1138
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 2: He did not give any details as to maybe he

1139
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 2: didn't know it was there or did he ignore it,

1140
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 2: Not sure, but this piece of metal was in his

1141
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 2: eye for over a week and it started to rust.

1142
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 2: Oh ouch, it became. Josh was just yesterday advocating advocating

1143
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 2: for wearing goggles when you're out doing yard work. And

1144
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 2: maybe this is a weed whipping a great example. This

1145
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 2: piece of metal was in his eye socket for over

1146
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 2: a week. It started to rust. It became painful, so

1147
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 2: I went to the doctor and they had to grind

1148
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 2: my cornea.

1149
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 3: To get the metal piece and the rust out.

1150
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 4: Gotta protect your eyes.

1151
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 3: It's always the eyes. It's like a doll's eyes.

1152
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 4: Oh, which I hate anything to do with my eyes.

1153
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 4: That's the worst.

1154
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 3: It was tough for you then, it was, Yeah.

1155
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 5: It was tough, but I guess it kind of helped

1156
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 5: because a couple of months before I got LASIK, I

1157
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 5: had like a allergic reaction on my actual eyeball and

1158
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 5: it looked when I looked in the mirror, it looked

1159
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 5: like my eye was so gross but like literally melting

1160
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 5: it was.

1161
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 4: It was crazy.

1162
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 5: It was like an actual, like clear bubble on my eye.

1163
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 5: It was the most disgusting thing ever. And they had

1164
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 5: to like get in there and give me all these

1165
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 5: special eye drops, which were really nice, by the way,

1166
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 5: and so after they just felt so good. Ok, they

1167
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 5: like numb your eye up and they medicated eye drops

1168
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 5: are the bes knees.

1169
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 4: But after that, I kind of I got over it

1170
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 4: a little bit.

1171
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 3: A pus bubble, No, I don't think.

1172
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 4: So, because I didn't have to pop anything.

1173
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 3: Oh so gross post bubble.

1174
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: Do you have any pictures?

1175
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 4: I probably do somewhere in my phone.

1176
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, picture it didn't happen.

1177
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: I want to see that it.

1178
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 3: Was so.

1179
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 2: Ah man, Josh, Can I come over to your place

1180
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 2: some some weekend here this summer and watch you run

1181
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 2: over a chainsaw with a brush moower.

1182
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 3: I mean, I can just imagine the lad is a chainsawn,

1183
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 3: a brushmore and you're just the sound. I just why

1184
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 3: do Why am I drawn to that? So? I just

1185
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:35,959
Speaker 3: want I want that in my life.

1186
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: I want an older male authority figure I like described

1187
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 2: in the text message. I want an older male authority

1188
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 2: figure to run over a chainsaw with a brushmower while

1189
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 2: I am sitting in a lawn chair a safe distance away,

1190
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 2: enjoying a cold beer.

1191
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 3: Last morning sound Minnesota.

1192
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 2: Sake. We're getting there now, we are, and we're getting

1193
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: there while hand in hand with one of our best friends,

1194
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 2: world class entertainers, see Willie Miles.

1195
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 3: Thank you again for swinging by. See Willie absolutely and

1196
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 3: we were serious.

1197
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 2: You know, if you want to join us on the

1198
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 2: boat ride tonight, you're more than welcome.

1199
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 3: Where are we taking out from St? Paul?

1200
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 2: Paul get on the boat this way, that way back

1201
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 2: to Saint Paul, go home.

1202
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 1: Got a band on there. It's actually two boats.

1203
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 3: Woa. So you got the nude side and oat. Sorry

1204
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 3: Kiffy dude, you got the.

1205
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: Loud side with the band and then you got the

1206
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: other side with the food and whatnot. A couple levels

1207
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: on that.

1208
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, let us know. I'll be with you least side.

1209
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I like to start. It's Lucky's thirteen.

1210
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: They provide the food tonight. Love look good stuff.

1211
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 3: Give us a word up on that one way or

1212
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 3: the other. C Willy Miles.

1213
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 2: We want to thank everyone again for making this whole

1214
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 2: gimmick possible. Thanks to our listeners for taking an interest

1215
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 2: in buying tickets. Without them, it wouldn't be a thing.

1216
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 2: Josh mentioned, what the hell's in of the joint again?

1217
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 2: Lucky thirteen anything anytime bail bonds?

1218
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1219
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 1: That's so convenient, isn't it? Anytime bail bonds. They're right there.

1220
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: Let's keep an eye on them, just in case I

1221
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: got to grab one quickly.

1222
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: Paddleford river Boats, Jel. We want to thank the band Gel.

1223
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 2: They're loading their gear up as we speak. They're gonna

1224
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: be playing live tonight that I forget anybody, I don't

1225
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 2: think so think we got it all there. Tonight's the

1226
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 2: night for the infect the river Boat Party.

1227
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, though, thank you for buying tickets. I mean, shoot,

1228
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: people got on that quick, sold out. It's going to

1229
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. This is definitely my favorite

1230
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: event of the year.

1231
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 3: Are you a little less nervous now about it? Oh?

1232
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm still incredibly nervous. No, but yeah, it'll be fun, incredibly.

1233
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 6: I still want to screw it up, you said positivity.

1234
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you know, I have a good attitude.

1235
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 3: How would you screw it up? How would you know?

1236
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 1: What if I just you know, say something stupid or

1237
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: don't represent the station in the right way.

1238
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 2: Talk professionally for a living on the radio every day

1239
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 2: for the.

1240
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 3: Last thirty years. I'm very comfortable with you guys, and

1241
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 3: I'm used to seeing the disappointment in your face when

1242
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 3: I see it, knocking face as it hurts.

1243
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 2: I decided to f with Josh a little bit earlier.

1244
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 2: You know, he is nervous about how we might come

1245
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 2: off tonight. He thinks that something he might say would

1246
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 2: ruin the whole event, and it'll you know just can

1247
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 2: the whole thing. So after we had our first on

1248
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 2: air conversation this morning, he said, God, did I sound

1249
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 2: kind of stupid in our first break? And I said,

1250
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 2: you were, okay, I said, but I got to warn

1251
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: you if you come off that way tonight on the boat,

1252
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 2: if you come off on the boat tonight the way

1253
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 2: you did in our first break, you're probably gonna ruin

1254
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 2: every day.

1255
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 3: So you planted a seed.

1256
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, he's good at that.

1257
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 3: We'll see it to doubt earlier.

1258
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes he's so clever with these where it'll take a second,

1259
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: like maybe I walk out of the room to fill

1260
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: up a water bottle or something, and as the door opens,

1261
00:59:55,880 --> 01:00:00,080
Speaker 1: I go, oh, my god, he just insulted me. I

1262
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: didn't even pick up on that. He's so good at

1263
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: sneaking that in.

1264
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 3: I do enjoy torturing you a little bit.

1265
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 8: I do.

1266
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 2: Earlier, we were talking about fistfights at work, and we

1267
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 2: asked our listeners, did you ever have to kick somebody's

1268
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 2: ass at work? Did you ever have to engage in

1269
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 2: a real fistfight at work? The text machine has told

1270
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 2: me that plenty of you have had to scrap on

1271
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 2: the job. I want to blow through a few of

1272
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 2: these real quick as I appreciate folks getting involved. Have

1273
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 2: you had to fight at work? This is back Dimple's.

1274
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 2: Sheesus she's at work and one of her co workers

1275
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 2: called her sister a slut oo, So back Dimples, she'ses

1276
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 2: kid in the bushes in the parking lot at work.

1277
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 3: That's awesome. And when this coworker left, she beat her ass.

1278
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 2: And she says, yes, I got fired because that was

1279
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 2: part of the question was did you get in a

1280
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 2: fistfight at work? Did you keep your job in this case? No,

1281
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: She jumped out of the bushes, Josh, like it was

1282
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: numb or something.

1283
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm picturing you and your b I mean that's they're

1284
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: tight sisters. Obviously. Yeah, that could have been taken dirty.

1285
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it that way. You and your brother

1286
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 1: have the type of relationship where I could see you

1287
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: hiding in the bushes and attacking your brother, your an

1288
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 1: old brother when he leaves work.

1289
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 2: Well, there were times where we had, you know, square

1290
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 2: offs where my brother was beside me at first and

1291
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 2: then he joined the other side.

1292
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh, no, hey bro, where are you going?

1293
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 3: You're right?

1294
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 2: I would jump out of the woods to help someone

1295
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 2: whop my brother, I would Okay, so not all of

1296
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 2: this is first hand, or I should say, you know

1297
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 2: you're the one throwing the hand. Some of these people

1298
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 2: that texted and witness to fight at work and close enough.

1299
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 2: Here's a listener who witnessed a couple coworkers fighting over

1300
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 2: how to dig a hole. One decided they'd wait for

1301
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 2: the excavator, the other started hand digging the hole. It

1302
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 2: ended with one of them choking the other out. Like

1303
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 2: Homer and.

1304
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: Bart, do you have the ones in there that involve weapons?

1305
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 2: Well, I have one that involves a weapon. Let me

1306
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 2: see about Yes. Here it is argument at work about

1307
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 2: a difference between US sedan and an SUV. Hello, a

1308
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 2: knife was brought into the mix, and that guy with

1309
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 2: the knife got fired.

1310
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one. And there's somebody else that went

1311
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 1: after it. They didn't say what prompted it, but somebody

1312
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 1: else said they witnessed one of their coworkers go after

1313
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: another with a hammer.

1314
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, I missed that. Come on.

1315
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 2: Here's a guy worked at a bar. He and this

1316
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 2: other character worked different shifts at the bar. They crossed

1317
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 2: paths one day. This is the listener speaking dude, jumped

1318
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 2: across the counter and literally attacked me. We were bouncing

1319
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 2: off the tables. It was pretty crazy. I had to

1320
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 2: throw him to the ground to stop him. He was fired.

1321
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 2: I work the next day.

1322
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 3: Wow chugged up.

1323
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 1: Plumber Jesus said his first week of work when he

1324
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Speaker 1: moved to Arizona, he watched two plumbers beat the hell

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Speaker 1: out of each other in a trench they were digging.

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01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: He said, he just kept working as they hit each

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Speaker 1: other with scrap pieces of pipe. I got a job

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Speaker 1: to do right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get a raise because I'm going to

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Speaker 3: be working a loan tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Very dramatic here, as we're reading text messages from our

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Speaker 2: listeners on fights they've experienced while at work, real deal

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Speaker 2: physical fights. Now, very dramatic here. I was in a

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Speaker 2: all we're gonna be jealous right from the get go

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01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 2: because Josh and I have always wanted to pilot a

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Speaker 2: scissor lift. Yes, that'd be awesome. We had an opportunity

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Speaker 2: here for a while. There was a company next door

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Speaker 2: that gave us a chance. And I don't know, we

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Speaker 2: got tired and went home or something, but right there

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Speaker 2: was a company next door that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we missed him. I think we had a meeting

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you ever driven a scissor lift? See Willie Wall. No, okay,

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Speaker 2: I was in a scissor lift. A listener says, setting

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Speaker 2: windows three story up?

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Speaker 3: Damn.

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Speaker 2: My partner was inside the building. He was grabbing the

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Speaker 2: windows from me. He was running his mouth. I chucked

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Speaker 2: one of the windows to the ground, hopped through the

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Speaker 2: window opening and beat his ass.

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Speaker 1: Let's like at a movie.

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01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 2: The boss thought it was funny, didn't like the other guy,

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Speaker 2: so he got fired.

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Speaker 3: Happy Friday. This is what I said.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you ditched that window, just smashed out on the ground,

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01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 2: hop through the opening in the building and beat.

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Speaker 1: His I love that the other guy got fired. That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: I'm shooting.

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Speaker 9: Guy was holding the windows heavy. The other guy wasn't

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Speaker 9: paying attention. He thought, you know what this is worth?

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Speaker 9: A drop window and a drop kick. Concrete is how

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Speaker 9: you say it? Concrete job site dude mouthed off. I

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Speaker 9: beat his ass, I got fired, and it was worth it.

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Speaker 9: That's whisko, gear jam and Jesus. I've said it before.

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Speaker 1: So when I landscape, we didn't do too much concrete work,

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Speaker 1: but when we did, friends became enemies, very quick and

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01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,919
Speaker 1: swear word combinations. I'd never heard on that. Just all

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Speaker 1: the stress trying to get that done right.

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Speaker 6: And they didn't let me touch the concrete when I

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Speaker 6: did landscaping. Damn, you go have a water break. Sit

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Speaker 6: this one out now.

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Speaker 1: Probably made too many cream jokes. Yeah, but they kicked

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Speaker 1: you out for that reason.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead and mix up that cream. Yeah, just

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Speaker 3: like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, trowel that trowl it.

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Speaker 2: I see more people texting in about fighting at work.

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Speaker 2: My god, sorry that had to happen. Sorry you had

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Speaker 2: to throw hands at work. But it sounds like some

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Speaker 2: of us are quite satisfied with what went down. And

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Speaker 2: then I'm cool with that too. What everybody's got their

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01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 2: own view of things. Uh, here's all listening. Who texted

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01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 2: in and said, I've never been in a fight. I

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01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 2: get a legit fist fight at work, but the HR

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01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 2: department once had to pull me aside and tell me

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01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 2: that two hands around someone's neck is not a hug.

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01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 2: So we got his hands around that some bitch's neck, right,

1388
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 2: Show me the definition not of the Oh wow, appreciate

1389
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:16,960
Speaker 2: all the text. I love that stuff all right, and

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Speaker 2: holler at me, Josh if you get any fresh ones.

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Speaker 3: I love that subject. Look, I can't believe how many

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Speaker 3: of you's have had to throw.

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Speaker 2: In a lot of people. Some of them got pretty bad. Wow,

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01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 2: we're awaiting maybe another fight story. Let's see what's going

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Speaker 2: on over there at Google, see Willie Miles. When's the

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Speaker 2: last time you googled something?

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Speaker 3: If ever? I probably google some almost every day. I

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Speaker 3: do too.

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01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 2: It's usually if I know we're gonna maybe talk about

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01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 2: a band or a team or an athlete, I might

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01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 2: google them real quickly.

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Speaker 3: This year, Sure, it's pretty common you.

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01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 9: Google like like I'm I know, next week I'm going

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01:06:56,280 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 9: out to Dickinson, North Dakota for a show, and I

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01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 9: googled the hotel where I'm staying, in the surrounding areas,

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01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:09,439
Speaker 9: where you know I can eat. Sure, that kind of stuff.

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01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 9: That's what I use Google for sure, work purposes. We

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01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 9: use it mostly for work purposes, but sometimes in my

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01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 9: private time I'll look up you know. Well, I guess

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01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 9: I can tell you the last time I googled anything. Yesterday,

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01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 9: I was just googling Leonard skinnerd and some of their songs. Josh,

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01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,640
Speaker 9: I'm the kind of nutjob music fan where when I

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01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,680
Speaker 9: hear a song from a band, I need to know

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01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 9: what album it came off of. And if I don't

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01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 9: know that information, I will look it up. So I

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01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,640
Speaker 9: was listening to one of my favorite Leonard Skinnered songs

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01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 9: the other's day the other day is how you say it?

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Speaker 3: The Ballad of Curtis Low.

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Speaker 2: I love that song and I wanted to try to

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Speaker 2: remember what album it was from, so I googled it

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Speaker 2: and the answer I think was second helping anyway, Sometimes

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01:07:55,920 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 2: people google really weird things. Google has added this up

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Speaker 2: for us and released a report Google has for us

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Speaker 2: here the top five weirdest how should I say this?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I got it.

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01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,600
Speaker 2: Google looked up the top five searches that start with

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Speaker 2: is it weird too blank?

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Speaker 3: That's what they did. They looked up the top five

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Speaker 3: searches is it weird to like?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm really gong showing this.

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Speaker 2: Google looked at the top searches that start with is

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01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 2: it weird to like blank?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Is it weird to like blank?

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01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: It is fun sometimes just to type a little slower

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Speaker 1: to see the suggestions it gives you, and then wonder

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01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: who was googling that? And I know sometimes it'll be

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01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 1: something related to what you did, but you can look

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01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 1: down and see like No, these are like the most

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01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: common Google questions that start this way.

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01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:58,600
Speaker 2: Okay, the most common Google searches the top five that

1443
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 2: start with is it weird to like? Blank?

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01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:06,000
Speaker 3: Number one? Is it weird to like the taste of blood?

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01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:12,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think so.

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01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:19,960
Speaker 2: Well, not drinkable, not anything that I would voluntarily put

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01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 2: to my lips or encourage anyone to do. No, I

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01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 2: wouldn't encourage anyone. But it says you're some people enjoy

1450
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 2: that metallic taste. I know that taste because I've been

1451
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 2: punching the mouth as a couple of times. So Number one, I've.

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01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,680
Speaker 1: Never I mean, Ashley's told us she has a blood fetish,

1453
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,600
Speaker 1: but she hasn't mentioned like wanting to drink blood or

1454
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,559
Speaker 1: anything like that. I can't say I've had anybody say

1455
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: they're interested in something like that.

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01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 3: Okay, Is it weird to like the taste of blood?

1457
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 3: Is number one?

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01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 2: Christ Is it weird to like the smell of your

1459
01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 2: own farts? Come on?

1460
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 3: No, so disgusting. You know.

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01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 1: It's interesting though, that somebody was concerned enough that they

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01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 1: had to google it. I really enjoyed this, like to

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01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 1: the point where I better consult an expert.

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01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,600
Speaker 6: I can't ask my best friend this, I need to

1465
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 6: go to Google.

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01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: I mean, this stuff's awesome, and I got to find

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01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: out if other people feel.

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01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 2: Am I out of my mind? Am my minutes away

1469
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 2: from going on a killing spring? Is it weird that

1470
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 2: I like this? Is it weird to like the smell

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01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:30,679
Speaker 2: of your own farts?

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01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 3: Please stop talking like that. Don't don't don't talk like that.

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01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 3: Don't ask that question? Wow? Is it weird to like

1474
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,560
Speaker 3: the smell of gasoline?

1475
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 6: I love the smell a gas Me too?

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01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 3: Who doesn't? Regular? You do not like this? I do

1477
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:46,000
Speaker 3: not like this.

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01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 9: Spell One time I was at a gas station and

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01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 9: someone hits filled gas and I obviously was pumping gas

1480
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,439
Speaker 9: in my car and I was standing in it. And

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01:10:57,479 --> 01:11:01,400
Speaker 9: I got in my car, I'm smelling gas. I literally

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01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:04,599
Speaker 9: drove to the to the car wash okay and had

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01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:10,320
Speaker 9: them do my the vacuum and shampoo my Yeah. And

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01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,679
Speaker 9: this is a true story. Through the tennis shoes away

1485
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 9: you did?

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01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? So you really don't.

1487
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,519
Speaker 1: So you like mowing the lawn? You know nothing like that?

1488
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,280
Speaker 1: I love all the combinations.

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01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:25,880
Speaker 9: I don't know I pay people to do that. I

1490
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 9: don't want to sound bougie or anything, but yeah, I

1491
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 9: don't do that all right.

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01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 1: This person must be either they don't know, or they

1493
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: do know with this particular text, they know what they're

1494
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 1: doing to you, Nick, or they're just.

1495
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:39,720
Speaker 3: Unaware not aware hit me with it.

1496
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: Everybody likes their own brand when it comes to the

1497
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 1: smell of.

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01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,599
Speaker 2: Son of them, everybody likes one of the things I've

1499
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 2: ever heard shut out loud. Years ago, Josh and I

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01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 2: heard a guy say that out loud, everyone loves the

1501
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 2: flavor of their own brand.

1502
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 8: Oh.

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01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,599
Speaker 2: I wanted to throw up and punch the living hell

1504
01:11:58,600 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 2: out of this person.

1505
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,800
Speaker 9: Stop particularly that. Honest, I don't know what my fart

1506
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,760
Speaker 9: smells like. I will go to a room and fight

1507
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 9: and walk away from I lead that up to someone else.

1508
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 9: I'm a professional.

1509
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 1: It's yours now.

1510
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,439
Speaker 3: I'm out sure the old lady appreciates that.

1511
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 9: My wife will still tell you that, like she says,

1512
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 9: I know he fights, but he will not fight in

1513
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 9: front of me, you know. And I will walk in

1514
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 9: another room to because I respect people.

1515
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:29,560
Speaker 2: That's against the rules in my household as well. I

1516
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 2: don't want to even get started on it. Don't even

1517
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 2: get me started on these people who play fart games

1518
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 2: with each other, my god, grown married couples. It's disgusting,

1519
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 2: grown men. What they're doing is wrong. Yes, grown men,

1520
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 2: let's close this out again. Google added up and and

1521
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:52,559
Speaker 2: through this our way. The most common searches that begin

1522
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 2: with is it weird to like?

1523
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 3: Blank? Is it weird to like being called a good boy?

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01:12:58,439 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 3: Is next on the list.

1525
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that the middle schoolers now are using

1526
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:05,519
Speaker 1: that to mess with their friends like an insult. Yeah, yeah,

1527
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,240
Speaker 1: kind of like if I said, hey, do you mind

1528
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 1: handing me that right there, it's right next to you,

1529
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,759
Speaker 1: and you hand it to me, and I'll go, good boy,

1530
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 1: good boy.

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01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 3: You told me I.

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01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 1: Control you at this.

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01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:18,480
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's some kind of ball busting insult.

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01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1535
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,960
Speaker 1: You know what my son didn't realize is now I

1536
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 1: will do nothing for him, absolutely nothing till you're not

1537
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 1: going to get me.

1538
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:26,679
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you want me to get you water.

1539
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,000
Speaker 1: Not going to do it. I'm not going to do

1540
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 1: anything for you.

1541
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 2: Finally, on the list of your Josh, is it weird

1542
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 2: to like spiders? You do not like spider?

1543
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,719
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.

1544
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's weird, but I do not know.

1545
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 1: My wife and I will stay together forever because she'll

1546
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 1: kill any spider. The good boy thing, I you know,

1547
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 1: I like it for whatever reason, and I hope this

1548
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 1: doesn't come across as weird. But like if you're checking

1549
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 1: out at a gas station and the old lady says

1550
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: thanks for coming in, hunt or honey or something like that,

1551
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,559
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It just kind of makes me

1552
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 1: feel all warm inside, like it's like, I don't know,

1553
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 1: it makes me happy, Okay, not in a dirty way.

1554
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 3: It's the little things.

1555
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,400
Speaker 1: When they call you hunter, that's a day bright yeah, deer,

1556
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,920
Speaker 1: it's a day brighten ear Wow.

1557
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 2: For Christ's sake, I think everyone on the boat tonight

1558
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 2: should greet Josh by saying good evening, honey.

1559
01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 3: That fast Morning show.

1560
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:21,000
Speaker 10: X.

1561
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:24,160
Speaker 2: A lot of people get on Google and they, I guess,

1562
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,879
Speaker 2: are concerned about maybe a bad habit or a craving

1563
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 2: that they have, and they search is it weird to

1564
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:34,240
Speaker 2: like blank? So many people use that setup for a

1565
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:38,080
Speaker 2: Google search that Google themselves coughed up like a top

1566
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 2: five most common is it weird to like blank? Google

1567
01:14:42,439 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 2: searches one of them was is it weird to like

1568
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,719
Speaker 2: the smell of gasoline? Common search by people on Google.

1569
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 2: Is it weird to like the smell of gasoline? We

1570
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:57,679
Speaker 2: all do, with the exception to see Willie Miles. Josh

1571
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 2: mentioned it's part of his enjoyment of Yeah, smelling the

1572
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,599
Speaker 2: gas and the grass.

1573
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 3: What's the old saying again, Josh.

1574
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: Ass gas or grass? Nobody rides for free.

1575
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:10,440
Speaker 3: He rides for free.

1576
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,840
Speaker 1: Or maybe I got the order on.

1577
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 2: Here's a listener who says, I have a battery lawnmower now,

1578
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,719
Speaker 2: but I sprinkle some two stroke on that sum bitch,

1579
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:23,360
Speaker 2: just to get that shot. Another of the searches. Another

1580
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 2: of the searches was is it weird to like the

1581
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 2: taste of blood?

1582
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:30,920
Speaker 3: We were all a little creeped out by that.

1583
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 2: One listener did text in to say, well, I like

1584
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,439
Speaker 2: the taste of blood in my clam chowder.

1585
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 6: Oh it's the second time this week that's come up.

1586
01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:46,280
Speaker 2: Really yeah, kind of concerned about myself now, all right,

1587
01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 2: for Christ's sake, See, Willie Miles has a big show tonight.

1588
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 2: Pardon me tomorrow night morning, Tomorrow night, tell us about

1589
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:52,720
Speaker 2: your show tomorrow night.

1590
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:57,000
Speaker 9: Caroners word, you're home away from home, Home away from home.

1591
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 6: You got a parking spot there?

1592
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 9: Yes, I do, right the light outside the main door,

1593
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 9: so you get there before me.

1594
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 3: Do not park there, you will be too. That's for

1595
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:11,599
Speaker 3: the Mayor Park. So that's right. That's a big daddy

1596
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:14,720
Speaker 3: parts fire my car.

1597
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:16,679
Speaker 9: So I'm going to be there doing my new show

1598
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,720
Speaker 9: called Face the Funny.

1599
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be great. Man.

1600
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 2: We're looking forward to hearing all about it next time

1601
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 2: we see you. Yeah, here's a guy who hasn't paid

1602
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 2: for a drink at Crooner's.

1603
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:32,879
Speaker 3: And how long forever? Well, that's awesome, Josh.

1604
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:37,320
Speaker 2: Is there any information you think any of our party

1605
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:40,200
Speaker 2: goers might need to know about tonight's infect the river

1606
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 2: Boat party other than the fact that you are incredibly

1607
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:43,719
Speaker 2: nervous about tonight.

1608
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to meeting you. I'm doing my best.

1609
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,120
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna do my best, so I'm trying

1610
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,280
Speaker 1: not to judge too much. But yeah, I would say

1611
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:54,400
Speaker 1: the most important things are make sure you got your ID.

1612
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:57,479
Speaker 1: Sure you're going to need that to get on. Make

1613
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:01,719
Speaker 1: sure you're there sometime between and six thirty at the latest,

1614
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:04,679
Speaker 1: because they start boarding at six thirty and there's nothing

1615
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 1: we can do about it. They take off at seven.

1616
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 1: They have a very strict schedule with Paddleford. They have

1617
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,680
Speaker 1: to get off, you know, start going at seven. I mean,

1618
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:15,000
Speaker 1: even if we're late, they and it's you know, our

1619
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: a ninety three ex event, they will leave without us.

1620
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:20,799
Speaker 2: Every note, every time we have one of these booze cruises,

1621
01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:25,519
Speaker 2: I crave the sight of a few people running and

1622
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:29,880
Speaker 2: running and with no as we pull away from the dock.

1623
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:32,320
Speaker 2: I so badly want that to happen. I want to

1624
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:36,880
Speaker 2: leave someone behind. But everyone usually follows your advice and

1625
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:37,760
Speaker 2: they get there early.

1626
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,160
Speaker 1: I hate for somebody to miss it.

1627
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh I would you? You would? You wouldn't find the

1628
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,320
Speaker 3: fun in watching some sorry, some bitch on the dock

1629
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:44,280
Speaker 3: saying come.

1630
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 1: On back please, Well that would be kind of fun. Yeah,

1631
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,679
Speaker 1: we geting, Especially if somebody's not paying attention, they're staring

1632
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,320
Speaker 1: at the boat and not where they're going, and they

1633
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,080
Speaker 1: run off the dock. That would add some extra should

1634
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:55,519
Speaker 1: have been on.

1635
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:57,800
Speaker 2: Time, loser, is what we'll say on the boat as

1636
01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 2: we're cruising away.

1637
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:02,360
Speaker 1: The food is include, drinks are not so you know,

1638
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:05,200
Speaker 1: and they're drink prices whatever a drink prices, that's what

1639
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:07,960
Speaker 1: it is. I think that's pretty much everything.

1640
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 3: Thank you got it.

1641
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:12,439
Speaker 1: I thank you got don't be responsible. You're an adult,

1642
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,280
Speaker 1: you get it. But just in case you need to

1643
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:14,959
Speaker 1: hear it again.

1644
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:18,479
Speaker 2: We don't need pricks ruining our good time. It's gonna

1645
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 2: be great. We're looking forward to it. And again, thank

1646
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:23,240
Speaker 2: everyone for helping itself with the bit very much.

1647
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1648
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,959
Speaker 9: I've seen people get left when I worked the cruise ship. Yeah,

1649
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 9: I've seen people. Dude, the cruise ship will not wait

1650
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:30,240
Speaker 9: for you.

1651
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,599
Speaker 3: Suit and Sun Tandler.

1652
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 9: Well no, I mean we went to we docked for

1653
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,360
Speaker 9: a four hour deal and they told you you have

1654
01:18:37,439 --> 01:18:38,080
Speaker 9: to be back.

1655
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:41,160
Speaker 3: And do you see people running them?

1656
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,599
Speaker 9: I'm standing back up on the on the high deck

1657
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 9: going they're not turning around, babe, what the hell were

1658
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:46,880
Speaker 9: you doing?

1659
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,479
Speaker 3: You got to make you know where they're going next?

1660
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,760
Speaker 3: Get a flight. Yeah you need us there, you'll they'll

1661
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:53,559
Speaker 3: let you back on the boat. Lucky.

1662
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 9: You've seen that in person. I've seen several. Every time

1663
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:01,599
Speaker 9: we left port. You see people going wait, like they

1664
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:04,719
Speaker 9: went too far. It's beautiful. Yeah, it's a beautiful story.

1665
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,000
Speaker 1: You know what we'll do, Nick, if they'll never give

1666
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,599
Speaker 1: us a head toop. If we get fired, But let's

1667
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:11,040
Speaker 1: say they do, just because I want you to experience

1668
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 1: this once, the very last booze cruise we ever do.

1669
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,759
Speaker 1: Let's leave twenty minutes early so you have a better

1670
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,160
Speaker 1: chance at seeing somebody chasing after that.

1671
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,719
Speaker 3: I know how expensive pets are.

1672
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:28,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sadly it can be outrageous at times.

1673
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's funny. My my puppy. What well, I guess

1674
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,679
Speaker 5: she's a dog. I shouldn't call her a puppy anymore.

1675
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:36,719
Speaker 5: She's five, but she'll always be appy.

1676
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,559
Speaker 4: She was free when I got her.

1677
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,719
Speaker 5: Now she's worth at least fifteen thousand dollars.

1678
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:47,240
Speaker 4: That's say, at least that.

1679
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:50,000
Speaker 1: Can you get her in movies or something to recoup

1680
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:50,879
Speaker 1: some of that money?

1681
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 5: Hey, maybe she'd do good. You know three legged dogs.

1682
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:55,960
Speaker 5: They there's an appeal there.

1683
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:56,599
Speaker 9: Can meeting.

1684
01:19:56,720 --> 01:20:01,160
Speaker 3: Can you shoot a basketball? Maybe that's how much money

1685
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:02,479
Speaker 3: you've spent to keep her alive.

1686
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's worth every penny, though.

1687
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:11,080
Speaker 2: I just I just felt my late father spinning in

1688
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:15,080
Speaker 2: his grave when he heard you say you've spent fifteenth

1689
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:20,080
Speaker 2: thous I mean, we all know they're expensive. Trips to

1690
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 2: the vet are expensive, but they're worth it. In my opinion.

1691
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 2: If you have a good vet like doctor Andrea, they

1692
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:28,839
Speaker 2: do take.

1693
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:31,639
Speaker 3: Care of our pets for you. The reason I bring

1694
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:36,920
Speaker 3: up my old man is forty years ago. How old

1695
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:40,240
Speaker 3: am I now? Yeah? Right around, maybe more like thirty

1696
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:41,000
Speaker 3: five years ago.

1697
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:46,600
Speaker 2: We found out our Springer spaniel at the time, the

1698
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,760
Speaker 2: best girl in the whole world, Meghan Marie. You've heard

1699
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:54,160
Speaker 2: the Megan Marie stories. She needed surgery and it was

1700
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:57,799
Speaker 2: going to cost seven hundred dollars. And my old man, Oh,

1701
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 2: he battled with that one, he did, but he finally

1702
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:04,160
Speaker 2: gave in and agreed, Okay, let's let's save the life

1703
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,519
Speaker 2: of Megan Marie. And we did, and she lived another

1704
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:10,000
Speaker 2: four or five years. But every time she crossed his path,

1705
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:18,000
Speaker 2: he would say, this seven hundred dollars dog, and we're

1706
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 2: talking fifteen grands, Yeah.

1707
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:21,880
Speaker 4: Dude, at least fifteen.

1708
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 1: Oh put together the most I've ever spent, Like a

1709
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 1: one incident would be, well, it's a two time incident.

1710
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:34,040
Speaker 1: Same issue, twenty five hundred bucks for a girlfriend's cat.

1711
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:35,880
Speaker 3: Because I felt like it was my fault.

1712
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,559
Speaker 1: He was eating the little rubber stoppers at the end

1713
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,400
Speaker 1: of those dealis that the door stops?

1714
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,280
Speaker 3: You know? I'm following my place.

1715
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 1: So I I mean, even though I mean a guy

1716
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:46,479
Speaker 1: should have a right to have those, but it happened

1717
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:50,000
Speaker 1: two times got locked up in his little tummy, and

1718
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 1: so they had to have an operation on it.

1719
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,280
Speaker 4: What the heck?

1720
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:58,200
Speaker 2: You gotta save the little bastard's life more often than not.

1721
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:02,320
Speaker 2: Pretty difficult to just say let them go. It's different,

1722
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,720
Speaker 2: We've all done it, but it's difficult. Do you know

1723
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 2: any of those type of folks who spend wild amounts

1724
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 2: of money on their pets, meaning not to save their lives,

1725
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 2: not to treat their problems, But do you know any

1726
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:16,840
Speaker 2: of those type of folks who spend wild amounts of

1727
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:21,800
Speaker 2: money on their pets, like elaborate beds and clothes and accessories.

1728
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,920
Speaker 1: Food. Certainly, I know some people that spend crazy amounts on.

1729
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,639
Speaker 2: Food because they didn't need to pet care because they

1730
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:30,840
Speaker 2: believe it's a healthier option.

1731
01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:34,679
Speaker 1: Like hundreds of dollars a month. And then pet care,

1732
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:38,679
Speaker 1: you know, at least that, and really care, like bring

1733
01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:40,240
Speaker 1: a doggy daycare type of thing.

1734
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 3: Oh oh, a daycare, Oh oh.

1735
01:22:42,439 --> 01:22:46,240
Speaker 4: That can be so expensive. Holy cow. I was talking

1736
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 4: to my brother in law.

1737
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:52,040
Speaker 5: They boored their dogs sometimes, and he said it. It

1738
01:22:52,080 --> 01:22:55,120
Speaker 5: was like an extra fifty bucks or one hundred bucks

1739
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 5: a day for them to get a certain type of

1740
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:03,479
Speaker 5: like one on one time with with somebody that works there,

1741
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:05,920
Speaker 5: for them to like have a little bit more personal time.

1742
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:08,680
Speaker 1: And they throw those different things in there. What and

1743
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,400
Speaker 1: this particular person I'm speaking of, they pay for all

1744
01:23:11,439 --> 01:23:11,840
Speaker 1: of it.

1745
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:13,960
Speaker 4: Just for some pets, some extra pets.

1746
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 6: I was waiting a year or two ago and my

1747
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,040
Speaker 6: friends were there. They were from out of state, and

1748
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,360
Speaker 6: they were showing me webcam footage or video footage of

1749
01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 6: their dog at the puppy resort they were at. And

1750
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:26,760
Speaker 6: that resort looked like nicer than anything I could ever

1751
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:30,680
Speaker 6: afford my entire life. That dog was pampered, and you know,

1752
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:33,680
Speaker 6: he had like beachside property to roam around on. It

1753
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,560
Speaker 6: was insane.

1754
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 1: Some of those are crazy fancy.

1755
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 3: You're right, I'm sorry. A pet what do you call it?

1756
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:42,679
Speaker 6: A puppy like a resort resort? Yeah, essentially.

1757
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:44,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've heard of these things, Josh.

1758
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the it's the same type of thing

1759
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:49,439
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Yeah, there's all the add ons you

1760
01:23:49,439 --> 01:23:51,760
Speaker 1: can you can think of they've got. I mean, it's

1761
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:54,000
Speaker 1: like being at the world's fanciest total in the.

1762
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,640
Speaker 2: I mean I've heard of doggie daycare. I don't know

1763
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:59,840
Speaker 2: if I've ever heard of a dog resort.

1764
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 1: Our dogs to adopt it. It was a rescue, I

1765
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,640
Speaker 1: mean it was like six hundred and fifty bucks, and

1766
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,280
Speaker 1: I thought that was crazy. But then you hear about

1767
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:08,959
Speaker 1: the is it frenchies or what's the ones that everybody's

1768
01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:10,280
Speaker 1: stealing at gunpoint?

1769
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 3: I think that's right.

1770
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, French bulldogs, French bulldogs, and there worth thousands of

1771
01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:16,280
Speaker 1: like tens of thousands of dollars in some cases.

1772
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:17,080
Speaker 3: Frigged frightening.

1773
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:22,120
Speaker 1: I want to interrupt real quick. I apologize to answer.

1774
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 1: We're getting flooded with text saying our stream sounds bad today,

1775
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:28,760
Speaker 1: something's going on, So I want to recognize that, just

1776
01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:31,200
Speaker 1: so you know, it's not just you were letting our

1777
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:31,680
Speaker 1: folks know.

1778
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:32,760
Speaker 3: I apologize for that.

1779
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:33,679
Speaker 7: That's got to be annoying.

1780
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,640
Speaker 3: I had a couple of texts come in.

1781
01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:42,719
Speaker 2: One said are you broadcasting from a shipping container this morning?

1782
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:44,880
Speaker 2: And another asked us if we were broadcasting from a

1783
01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:48,720
Speaker 2: bathroom now. Both of those would be an upgrade to

1784
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:52,960
Speaker 2: our current studio situation. We sound funny, yeah, we don't

1785
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,600
Speaker 2: know dick about it. Sorry, if it sounds funny.

1786
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 6: And we have people to let know about things like this,

1787
01:24:57,840 --> 01:24:58,439
Speaker 6: you know we don't.

1788
01:24:58,479 --> 01:25:02,240
Speaker 1: Well, they're not in state. We have no engineer that

1789
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:03,679
Speaker 1: officially works here anymore.

1790
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,600
Speaker 2: If we sound funny, they're in a damn thing we

1791
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,680
Speaker 2: can do about it, and there's no one for us

1792
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,000
Speaker 2: to call some one.

1793
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:12,040
Speaker 1: It's true. As somebody text earlier, and I guess a

1794
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:14,400
Speaker 1: bunch of ads were running, like just kind of throwing

1795
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:17,080
Speaker 1: in there out of nowhere. There'll be two minutes of

1796
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:18,920
Speaker 1: a song or whatever, and then just tons of ads

1797
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 1: in ads. And the guy jokingly said, hey, can you

1798
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:22,720
Speaker 1: guys stop earning.

1799
01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,519
Speaker 3: Money over there? I'm trying to listen to the radio.

1800
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,880
Speaker 1: And I had to tell them, I promise you were

1801
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:30,160
Speaker 1: not earning money, because look around the studio. There's absolutely

1802
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:33,080
Speaker 1: no evidence or people that work here anymore to prove

1803
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:34,719
Speaker 1: that this station's making any money.

1804
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,680
Speaker 2: If you haven't already heard, whenever we go live around here,

1805
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:40,760
Speaker 2: you should know this. If you haven't already heard, we

1806
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:45,000
Speaker 2: are absolutely one on our own. There was no one

1807
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:48,439
Speaker 2: looking after us or watching over us, nor do they care. Okay,

1808
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:52,880
Speaker 2: I was just learning about someone speaking of pets and

1809
01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 2: the amount of money that we dump into a good pet. Sure,

1810
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,800
Speaker 2: there's cash money you got to hand over to the vet.

1811
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:06,720
Speaker 2: Maybe you need some doggie daycare. Maybe you care a

1812
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,439
Speaker 2: little more for their diet, so you spend a few

1813
01:26:09,479 --> 01:26:13,040
Speaker 2: more bucks on their food. But I was just learning

1814
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:16,640
Speaker 2: about someone who spent fifteen hundred dollars on a custom

1815
01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:20,840
Speaker 2: foam mattress for their dog. When how all the dogs

1816
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:25,040
Speaker 2: I've ever owned usually just end up very happily sleeping

1817
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:27,080
Speaker 2: on a pair of my dirty drawers.

1818
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:28,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.

1819
01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:32,679
Speaker 1: Most dog dogs when we were going slept on the floor. Yeah,

1820
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:35,719
Speaker 1: bread dog beds or anything, or outside. My parents wouldn't

1821
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:36,759
Speaker 1: even let them on the couch.

1822
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:41,120
Speaker 2: Most dogs I know don't want a custom foam mattress.

1823
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:43,560
Speaker 2: They'd actually prefer to sleep on a pile of Kleenex.

1824
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:45,840
Speaker 2: You know that you just blew your nose into.

1825
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:48,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, my dogs, Rip those up, get them a new bed.

1826
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:50,880
Speaker 5: I'm so proud of I gufess are gonna be so comfy.

1827
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,120
Speaker 5: All that lasted a day?

1828
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:57,080
Speaker 2: How about this eight hundred dollars for a pet stroller?

1829
01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,559
Speaker 4: No, man, my mom is one of those. I have

1830
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:02,360
Speaker 4: our little little dog, I.

1831
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,280
Speaker 3: Have a pet stroller.

1832
01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:07,160
Speaker 2: It certainly wasn't eight hundred dollars. It was maybe eighteen dollars.

1833
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she had it on like Facebook, Marketplace

1834
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:10,320
Speaker 5: or something.

1835
01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:12,320
Speaker 4: But it is cute. But the little dog in there.

1836
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:14,439
Speaker 2: I had to friggin do it. But I didn't put

1837
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:16,439
Speaker 2: a dog in there. I put the cat in there.

1838
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:20,000
Speaker 2: And that's frigging to watch a cat's face as you

1839
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:22,519
Speaker 2: push it in a stroller around a neighborhood when all

1840
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:25,080
Speaker 2: what's ever known is the inside of your house. To

1841
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,000
Speaker 2: watch a cat's face in that situation.

1842
01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:28,519
Speaker 3: Is a lot of fun.

1843
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:30,880
Speaker 2: Is a lot of fun where the cat just goes,

1844
01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:32,360
Speaker 2: son of a bitch?

1845
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,160
Speaker 3: What is all? This?

1846
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:37,520
Speaker 2: Just a kind of a cross a mix of amazement

1847
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:40,680
Speaker 2: and pure terror as you're pushing your cat around and

1848
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:42,679
Speaker 2: it sees a car go by, like what.

1849
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:44,920
Speaker 1: I was just talking about those with our friend Janelle

1850
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,400
Speaker 1: Tuesday off air. Because I like to have a ton

1851
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:50,400
Speaker 1: of beverages for whatever reason, I get made fun of

1852
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,120
Speaker 1: for that because I have like a little mini bar

1853
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:56,160
Speaker 1: with me basically a variety of beverages. And it was

1854
01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:57,960
Speaker 1: a super hot day and I wanted to walk around

1855
01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:00,840
Speaker 1: our neighborhood and at the time, was old enough to

1856
01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:03,000
Speaker 1: be in a stroller. So we had the stroller and

1857
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: I just kind of loaded it up with beverages, and

1858
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm thinking it was a time of day where I

1859
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:09,439
Speaker 1: never saw anybody ever, so I thought, you know, I'm

1860
01:28:09,479 --> 01:28:10,320
Speaker 1: not going to run anybody.

1861
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:10,960
Speaker 6: What do I care.

1862
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:12,479
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, I see a lady

1863
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:13,320
Speaker 3: coming at me with.

1864
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,400
Speaker 1: A real stroller, and I thought, oh, no, she's gonna

1865
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:18,639
Speaker 1: want to talk babies. And I've got nothing but mountain

1866
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:21,320
Speaker 1: dew water and apple juice, all kinds of crazy stuff

1867
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:23,880
Speaker 1: in here. And as we get like almost parallel, I

1868
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:26,439
Speaker 1: realized she had a cat in her stroller, and I

1869
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:27,760
Speaker 1: no longer was embarrassed.

1870
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,160
Speaker 6: Now you've earned the weird one anymore.

1871
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:30,320
Speaker 1: I never had seen that.

1872
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:32,400
Speaker 3: It was the first time I'd ever seen something like.

1873
01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:34,160
Speaker 2: Well, you got to put a cat in a stroller

1874
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 2: once and take it around the block.

1875
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:36,360
Speaker 3: Dude, it's a riot.

1876
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:38,640
Speaker 1: The cat looked like it was very comfortable. I mean,

1877
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:41,479
Speaker 1: it's but it doesn't compare to when you see dogs

1878
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:43,840
Speaker 1: on the back of motorcycles. I don't know how they

1879
01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:45,360
Speaker 1: stay on that. That's incredible.

1880
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,840
Speaker 4: Oh when they got the little goggles too, Yeah, like you.

1881
01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:49,760
Speaker 3: See him on a gold Wing or something like that.

1882
01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:50,799
Speaker 3: They look so happy.

1883
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:54,800
Speaker 2: God rest his soul of my old kiddie, Big Lou. Yeah,

1884
01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:58,920
Speaker 2: he was just wide eyed. What in the hell the

1885
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:01,080
Speaker 2: first time? I stuffed them into a pet stroll how

1886
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,960
Speaker 2: do you say it? Pet stroller and took him around

1887
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:04,640
Speaker 2: the block. But he did quickly get used to it.

1888
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:08,280
Speaker 2: Here's somebody who spent five hundred dollars, five hundred dollars

1889
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:13,679
Speaker 2: on a crystal dog collar, three hundred dollars for an

1890
01:29:13,720 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 2: anxiety tent for their cat an anxiety tent.

1891
01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:21,280
Speaker 1: Well, I mentioned this before. A buddy of mine used

1892
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:23,840
Speaker 1: to install TVs and stuff like that, and when he

1893
01:29:23,880 --> 01:29:26,400
Speaker 1: was working for Geek Squad and he went to Kevin

1894
01:29:26,439 --> 01:29:29,000
Speaker 1: Garnett's house back when he played for the Wolves, and

1895
01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,520
Speaker 1: he in his dog kennel. He installed all these televisions

1896
01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: in a nice stereo system. And Kevin Garnett his excuse was,

1897
01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:38,080
Speaker 1: I want my babies to watch me work.

1898
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:41,000
Speaker 4: Love that.

1899
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:45,519
Speaker 2: How about a four hundred dollars DNA test to see

1900
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:47,680
Speaker 2: if your dog is royalty?

1901
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:51,080
Speaker 1: Well, I know a few people have done the DNA test,

1902
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:52,719
Speaker 1: but didn't you do that, Ashley?

1903
01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:54,479
Speaker 4: My husband did before I met him.

1904
01:29:54,479 --> 01:29:56,720
Speaker 1: Maam, Yeah, I thought somebody had done here, had done

1905
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:57,160
Speaker 1: that as well.

1906
01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:57,439
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1907
01:29:57,560 --> 01:30:00,040
Speaker 5: I think it was only about one hundred dollars. It

1908
01:30:00,120 --> 01:30:01,920
Speaker 5: was a gift that he got for Christmas.

1909
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:03,639
Speaker 1: And nothing to do with royalty, just to find out

1910
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:05,280
Speaker 1: exactly everything that's in the dog there.

1911
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was pretty cool.

1912
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:12,120
Speaker 5: Find anybody else history, anybody else that used the service.

1913
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:15,240
Speaker 4: You could figure out like if your dog had relatives.

1914
01:30:15,479 --> 01:30:16,200
Speaker 4: It was pretty cool.

1915
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:17,320
Speaker 6: Big family reunion.

1916
01:30:17,439 --> 01:30:19,840
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've got some cousins down in Louisiana, which

1917
01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:21,400
Speaker 5: makes sense because that's where he's from.

1918
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:23,799
Speaker 1: He's related to Clifford, He's famous.

1919
01:30:24,720 --> 01:30:28,120
Speaker 2: Three and fifty dollars was spent once for a private

1920
01:30:28,280 --> 01:30:33,719
Speaker 2: pet psychic session to quote speak to their chihuah wah

1921
01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:38,120
Speaker 2: about why he keeps hiding socks. I met a pet

1922
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:43,040
Speaker 2: psychic once, and I gave him every benefit of the doubs.

1923
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:47,360
Speaker 3: I approached it very open minded.

1924
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,920
Speaker 2: I met a pet psych not not like hired them

1925
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:52,240
Speaker 2: to come to my house, but just met one one night.

1926
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:54,080
Speaker 3: What do you do for a living?

1927
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:58,280
Speaker 2: I'm a pet psychic, and I went into it with

1928
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,519
Speaker 2: an open mind. But I came into I came away

1929
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:04,360
Speaker 2: from it feeling just as kind of dirty, as I

1930
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:07,000
Speaker 2: do when I talk to human psychics. You know where

1931
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:09,720
Speaker 2: I feel like, Oh, that was sleazy, you know what

1932
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:13,200
Speaker 2: I mean. I'm not Ashley, He's looking at me funny.

1933
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:14,559
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of psychics.

1934
01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you when they said that? Did you believe that?

1935
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:19,920
Speaker 1: You think they were joking?

1936
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:20,160
Speaker 3: No?

1937
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:24,160
Speaker 1: Oh, like you know how everybody's grandpa. They graduated with

1938
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:27,000
Speaker 1: a degree in underwater basket weaving or something like that.

1939
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:31,320
Speaker 2: I don't really remember, Josh my original reaction. I probably did,

1940
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:34,160
Speaker 2: for a brief second think they were kidding until I

1941
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:37,040
Speaker 2: saw the seriousness in their eyes, and so I asked

1942
01:31:37,080 --> 01:31:41,160
Speaker 2: them about their career as a pet psychic, And like

1943
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:44,240
Speaker 2: I said, I tried to be open minded. But when

1944
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:49,160
Speaker 2: I walked away, I said to myself, what a scam.

1945
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:48,439
Speaker 3: I had to.

1946
01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 1: I hesitate to bring out my mother on the radio.

1947
01:31:51,479 --> 01:31:55,000
Speaker 1: But my mom brings her dog to the doggy chiropractor,

1948
01:31:55,360 --> 01:32:00,360
Speaker 1: the doggy chiropractor, and also he's had doggy accupine. Sure,

1949
01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:02,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know they did for dog.

1950
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:04,360
Speaker 4: Does that help him in his life?

1951
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:06,120
Speaker 1: It seems the same to me. I don't know.

1952
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:09,120
Speaker 3: I'm hesitant in bringing up my mother on the air.

1953
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:15,559
Speaker 3: Are overwhelming. Here's somebody who had an iguana.

1954
01:32:16,439 --> 01:32:16,880
Speaker 1: Had one?

1955
01:32:17,439 --> 01:32:20,760
Speaker 3: You did, Yeah, tell I don't remember. Tell us about

1956
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:21,400
Speaker 3: your iguana.

1957
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:26,120
Speaker 1: Well, I've lived with various family members essentially my entire life.

1958
01:32:26,240 --> 01:32:27,960
Speaker 3: And I lived with a cousin.

1959
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:32,599
Speaker 1: Who had two, and he ended up getting called overseas.

1960
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:34,479
Speaker 1: He was in the military, and so he's like, Hey,

1961
01:32:34,479 --> 01:32:37,080
Speaker 1: can you just keep these for me while I'm deployed?

1962
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:39,320
Speaker 1: And I said sure, and he came back and never

1963
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:41,320
Speaker 1: took them back. So I ended up give him to

1964
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:42,679
Speaker 1: a different cousin after a while.

1965
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:45,680
Speaker 2: I understand possible he went into the military just to

1966
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:47,000
Speaker 2: abandon these iguanas.

1967
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:47,879
Speaker 3: That's my theory.

1968
01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:50,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, those are definitely one of those things that you

1969
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:53,479
Speaker 5: get for like your kid or something, and you regret

1970
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:55,960
Speaker 5: it a month later because you're the only one cleaning

1971
01:32:55,960 --> 01:32:58,000
Speaker 5: the little atrium that they're in.

1972
01:32:58,080 --> 01:33:01,280
Speaker 3: And Yeah, one of my friends, one of my high

1973
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:05,880
Speaker 3: school pals, had an iguana at his house once we

1974
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:08,120
Speaker 3: moved out, you know, once high school was over and

1975
01:33:08,120 --> 01:33:09,280
Speaker 3: we all got our own place.

1976
01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:13,559
Speaker 2: Dude had an iguana. And then one day we couldn't

1977
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:17,360
Speaker 2: find the prick and we looked all over the house.

1978
01:33:17,479 --> 01:33:20,639
Speaker 2: The iguana had escaped his cage and gone to live

1979
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:21,599
Speaker 2: under the dryer.

1980
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 3: An he he dried to death. We found the shot

1981
01:33:27,439 --> 01:33:30,160
Speaker 3: that we found the iguana under the dryer. Just he

1982
01:33:30,280 --> 01:33:32,920
Speaker 3: just had the thirstiest look on his face. Just, oh,

1983
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:35,080
Speaker 3: he just.

1984
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:38,680
Speaker 1: Dried to death under the My patriotic iguanas. They got

1985
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:40,719
Speaker 1: pretty big because I had to get a new cage

1986
01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:41,559
Speaker 1: while he was going around.

1987
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:45,440
Speaker 2: Those iguanas were real Americans, they were. Yeah, those iguanas

1988
01:33:45,439 --> 01:33:46,599
Speaker 2: were military family.

1989
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:49,040
Speaker 1: So if anyone ever asked if I've served my country, well,

1990
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:52,280
Speaker 1: if you consider babysitting iguana iguana's part of the service,

1991
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,000
Speaker 1: then yes.

1992
01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:55,400
Speaker 2: Here's someone who owned an iguana and they spent two

1993
01:33:55,479 --> 01:34:00,760
Speaker 2: thousand dollars on a custom made iguana. I've attached with

1994
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:04,439
Speaker 2: a fake waterfall and hammocks at the what do you

1995
01:34:04,479 --> 01:34:07,880
Speaker 2: call the thing again, iguana? Hammocks that the iguana could

1996
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:10,560
Speaker 2: lay in you know how you lay in a that's bougie.

1997
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is fake water. That sounds nice.

1998
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,280
Speaker 1: You know a few people are texting it on dog training,

1999
01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:17,320
Speaker 1: spending a lot of money on that. I did that too.

2000
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:19,840
Speaker 1: I forgot about dog training as far as an investment goes.

2001
01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:23,040
Speaker 1: I mean, we spent like between our dogs, I mean,

2002
01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:26,400
Speaker 1: they eat eighty pounds of food a month. That's nuts

2003
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:28,639
Speaker 1: between the two of them, and that's like one hundred

2004
01:34:28,680 --> 01:34:31,120
Speaker 1: and some dollars you can get expensive for sure. Well,

2005
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:33,120
Speaker 1: what the hell do you buy two horses for? Well,

2006
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:36,240
Speaker 1: I asked my wife more anxiety than here. Jesus said

2007
01:34:36,479 --> 01:34:38,559
Speaker 1: he knows a lady who paid good money to send

2008
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:40,960
Speaker 1: a photo of her horse to an animal psychic to

2009
01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:42,800
Speaker 1: see if the horse was happy you or not.

2010
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:47,080
Speaker 4: God damn off of a photo?

2011
01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:48,439
Speaker 1: That's great?

2012
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:49,880
Speaker 3: Is my horse happy?

2013
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:52,040
Speaker 1: What a good scam?

2014
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:57,840
Speaker 2: And here's someone else who spent eighteen hundred dollars on

2015
01:34:57,920 --> 01:35:00,760
Speaker 2: a fully climate controlled doghouse.

2016
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,560
Speaker 3: The doghouse had air conditioning.

2017
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:09,920
Speaker 2: Lucky sound off, sound off if your actual home is

2018
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:11,040
Speaker 2: missing any of these?

2019
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:14,480
Speaker 3: Uh the word amenities?

2020
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:15,920
Speaker 1: Well, I was just going to say, I didn't have

2021
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:18,920
Speaker 1: air conditioning until I was twenty four, right, I didn't

2022
01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:20,879
Speaker 1: have cable until I was twenty four.

2023
01:35:20,880 --> 01:35:21,759
Speaker 3: Right, same here.

2024
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:25,960
Speaker 2: So yeah, let's compare this to your childhood home, Josh,

2025
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:30,400
Speaker 2: this is a climate controlled doghouse that costs eighteen hundred. Though,

2026
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:34,599
Speaker 2: let's compare this to your childhood home. The doghouse at

2027
01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:38,000
Speaker 2: ac you did not have a no, the doghouse did

2028
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:39,519
Speaker 2: have a heater?

2029
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:41,320
Speaker 1: Oh, we had radiators.

2030
01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:46,800
Speaker 3: You had radiators. Wi Fi cameras? Who your house didn't

2031
01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:47,400
Speaker 3: have Wi Fi?

2032
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:51,639
Speaker 1: No? I got Wi Fi cameras in twenty fourteen.

2033
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:54,599
Speaker 2: Did you have a working doorbell at your childhood home?

2034
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:56,320
Speaker 3: Nope, this doghouse did.

2035
01:35:57,320 --> 01:35:58,680
Speaker 1: And what do you need a doorbell for?

2036
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:01,840
Speaker 2: The dog knows to answer the door when you're there?

2037
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:07,280
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, oh my god. See, people, we all

2038
01:36:07,320 --> 01:36:13,479
Speaker 2: know what you need to spend on a pet to

2039
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:17,360
Speaker 2: care for them and keep them alive and keep them

2040
01:36:17,360 --> 01:36:20,200
Speaker 2: as healthy as possible. But there are some folks who

2041
01:36:20,280 --> 01:36:21,960
Speaker 2: take it to another level.

2042
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:24,639
Speaker 3: Bye damn.

2043
01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:27,880
Speaker 2: There certainly are people who take it to another level.

2044
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:33,080
Speaker 2: My wife still shudders and looks at me funny when

2045
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:36,720
Speaker 2: I tell her that growing up with our two Springer Spaniels,

2046
01:36:37,280 --> 01:36:41,200
Speaker 2: they spent the majority of their time outside.

2047
01:36:41,439 --> 01:36:43,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was our family dog growing up.

2048
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:45,960
Speaker 2: All year round, three hundred and sixty five days a year,

2049
01:36:46,240 --> 01:36:49,840
Speaker 2: we had a dog kennel, and until it got brutally cold,

2050
01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:53,840
Speaker 2: those dogs slept and spent the day in.

2051
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:56,759
Speaker 3: The dog kennel. I don't know if that's a regular

2052
01:36:56,800 --> 01:36:57,519
Speaker 3: thing anymore.

2053
01:36:57,720 --> 01:37:00,800
Speaker 2: Sure when it got brutally cold the winter. We would

2054
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:02,920
Speaker 2: bring him inside and they go, oh Christ, here we go,

2055
01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:05,639
Speaker 2: we're inside. But they spent the majority of their time

2056
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:06,680
Speaker 2: all day, all night.

2057
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:10,599
Speaker 5: Well, since you had an outside dog like me, Nick,

2058
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,360
Speaker 5: when we brought him inside during the winter when it

2059
01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:15,920
Speaker 5: was very cold, he just wanted to go right back

2060
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:16,320
Speaker 5: out there.

2061
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:18,160
Speaker 4: You didn't like being in there for too long?

2062
01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:22,879
Speaker 2: Well, I mean our dogs certainly had no problem being outside,

2063
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:24,559
Speaker 2: but when we brought him in when it was cold,

2064
01:37:25,439 --> 01:37:26,400
Speaker 2: they took advantage.

2065
01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:28,760
Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, no, he did not want to be

2066
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:29,120
Speaker 4: in there.

2067
01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:31,000
Speaker 2: They took advantage. They get up on the couch and

2068
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:32,480
Speaker 2: just my dad.

2069
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:36,479
Speaker 4: My dad did insulate his doghouse though.

2070
01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:37,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we did too.

2071
01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:37,800
Speaker 4: That's cute.

2072
01:37:37,840 --> 01:37:39,160
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, what do you mean by insulate.

2073
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:41,400
Speaker 5: They keep it like actual insulation and it like the

2074
01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:42,600
Speaker 5: little pink stuff.

2075
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:45,080
Speaker 3: Cut We just had wood chips.

2076
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:48,080
Speaker 4: Hey, that's something, that's something there.

2077
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:50,280
Speaker 6: You put an effort out there, but that's that's.

2078
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:50,800
Speaker 3: What they knew.

2079
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:53,840
Speaker 2: I mean, And they were completely comfortable and safe out there.

2080
01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:57,800
Speaker 1: And you got to throw in like a gas fireplace

2081
01:37:57,840 --> 01:37:58,520
Speaker 1: at jacuzzi.

2082
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:01,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I'll tell you what have you have you.

2083
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:03,559
Speaker 4: Guys, ever seen those videos? Of people that have.

2084
01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:08,960
Speaker 5: I mean it's basically like a shed, maybe even bigger

2085
01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:11,400
Speaker 5: than a shed in their backyard, and it's all dedicated

2086
01:38:11,439 --> 01:38:11,880
Speaker 5: to their dog.

2087
01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:14,640
Speaker 4: No, oh my gosh, that stuff. That's crazy. I was

2088
01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:15,519
Speaker 4: watching one the other day.

2089
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:17,320
Speaker 3: Just put a bunk out there. You can live with them.

2090
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:19,680
Speaker 4: No, seriously, that's like I would live out there.

2091
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:22,080
Speaker 5: They had a slide for the dogs to get down

2092
01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:23,000
Speaker 5: from their loft.

2093
01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:27,280
Speaker 1: Faals. Do they have kids too, or those the kids?

2094
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,120
Speaker 4: I think those were the kids. Yeah, if I remember correctly,

2095
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:31,000
Speaker 4: that was a couple.

2096
01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:32,760
Speaker 1: I was telling you earlier about to spend the money

2097
01:38:32,760 --> 01:38:34,920
Speaker 1: on the dog, like all the fancy dog care, all

2098
01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:37,439
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. They don't have kids, so that's

2099
01:38:37,479 --> 01:38:38,400
Speaker 1: basically their baby.

2100
01:38:38,439 --> 01:38:40,720
Speaker 3: Oh sure, sure, fair enough. I'd like to see a

2101
01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:42,000
Speaker 3: dog go down a slide.

2102
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:45,200
Speaker 2: I think other than watching America's funniest tone videos, I've

2103
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:47,160
Speaker 2: never watched the dog go down a slide. I would

2104
01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:49,400
Speaker 2: imagine that's quite terrifying for most dogs.

2105
01:38:49,439 --> 01:38:51,240
Speaker 4: I need to start sending me these videos.

2106
01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:53,559
Speaker 5: I think I see at least one a week of

2107
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:54,799
Speaker 5: a dog going down to slide.

2108
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:59,240
Speaker 2: I mean, a dog could easily fall down a slide accidentally,

2109
01:38:59,320 --> 01:39:02,479
Speaker 2: but I want to see unintentionally send itself out. I'm

2110
01:39:02,479 --> 01:39:05,240
Speaker 2: picturing the dog's eyes just bugging out of his skull,

2111
01:39:05,320 --> 01:39:07,800
Speaker 2: wondering what is this thing that I'm about.

2112
01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:10,559
Speaker 1: To If you're a new listener, this is why I

2113
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:13,000
Speaker 1: hesitate bringing up my mother on the radio.

2114
01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:14,640
Speaker 3: Oh, for Christ's sake, this is gonna be.

2115
01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:17,160
Speaker 1: And just so you know, this isn't isolated. This happens

2116
01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 1: every day.

2117
01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:20,000
Speaker 3: Some very mean people.

2118
01:39:19,720 --> 01:39:25,519
Speaker 1: Listening to this show disrespectful to a woman who served

2119
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:27,920
Speaker 1: the church her entire adult life.

2120
01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:29,160
Speaker 3: She served the church.

2121
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:34,240
Speaker 1: It was nearly a nun, almost volunteers her time, donates

2122
01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:36,120
Speaker 1: more money to charity than she can afford.

2123
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:39,719
Speaker 3: She was almost a nun until she got the incident.

2124
01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:42,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was the incident. And that incident nine months

2125
01:39:42,520 --> 01:39:46,719
Speaker 1: later was me hvac slash r and stuff.

2126
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:49,720
Speaker 3: Jesus, what are they saying now? You know they can

2127
01:39:49,760 --> 01:39:51,080
Speaker 3: take anything and make it dirty.

2128
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:54,280
Speaker 1: All I said was by mom on this topic of

2129
01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:57,200
Speaker 1: people whose dogs get the treatment, my mom takes her

2130
01:39:57,240 --> 01:40:01,760
Speaker 1: dog to the chiropractice. Yes, And he said this, I'm

2131
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:04,360
Speaker 1: guessing your mom also likes to go to get a

2132
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:15,760
Speaker 1: good bone adjustment. What come on, disrespectful, You know what

2133
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:19,400
Speaker 1: my mom's kind of known for her rice crispy bars. Yeah,

2134
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:21,760
Speaker 1: you're not getting any, brom.

2135
01:40:23,680 --> 01:40:26,080
Speaker 3: Coby. I'm bringing them for the class, but you don't

2136
01:40:26,080 --> 01:40:26,519
Speaker 3: get any.

2137
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:28,719
Speaker 6: Here comes a snap crackle pop joke.

2138
01:40:33,400 --> 01:40:38,720
Speaker 2: Minneapolis Accumulus station that somehow does this and cut it

2139
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:42,880
Speaker 2: gets paid. Your favorite half assed moments previously recorded in

2140
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:44,680
Speaker 2: the Chris Linda studios.

2141
01:40:45,439 --> 01:40:47,400
Speaker 4: This is ninety three X.

2142
01:40:47,720 --> 01:40:52,679
Speaker 3: They're smashly over there. So, uh, what's your deal?

2143
01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:54,240
Speaker 4: Nothing?

2144
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:54,639
Speaker 11: Really?

2145
01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:56,599
Speaker 1: How you feeling tired?

2146
01:40:57,479 --> 01:40:57,679
Speaker 3: Yeah?

2147
01:40:57,720 --> 01:40:57,800
Speaker 2: You.

2148
01:40:58,120 --> 01:41:01,519
Speaker 1: I was telling my wife yesterday that you're starting to

2149
01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:05,200
Speaker 1: get partly miserable, and she said that you might be

2150
01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:07,240
Speaker 1: in for some trouble if you were already.

2151
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:09,080
Speaker 4: Because it's hot. It's going to get hot.

2152
01:41:09,200 --> 01:41:11,240
Speaker 3: That's what I told her, that you already hate heat.

2153
01:41:11,439 --> 01:41:13,920
Speaker 4: I'm not excited for that. I'm the worst person to

2154
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:16,880
Speaker 4: be pregnant in the summer. It's not going to go well.

2155
01:41:17,479 --> 01:41:20,360
Speaker 3: No one wants to be pregnant in the at least.

2156
01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:24,000
Speaker 4: It's always freezing in here, so that helps.

2157
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:27,720
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. By damn, you've got a

2158
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:32,439
Speaker 2: pile of shady older brothers. Yeah, correct, five six of them.

2159
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:37,680
Speaker 2: Five of them. So when you were coming up and

2160
01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:43,040
Speaker 2: boys took an interest in you, and you started taking

2161
01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:46,160
Speaker 2: an interest in them, which, as you've explained to us

2162
01:41:46,200 --> 01:41:50,840
Speaker 2: in the past, that happened when you turned two, when

2163
01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:52,160
Speaker 2: you took an interest in boys.

2164
01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:53,040
Speaker 4: I liked boys.

2165
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:59,080
Speaker 2: Did all those older brothers did they mean your dad

2166
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:02,360
Speaker 2: didn't have to play the role of overprotective father because

2167
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:06,960
Speaker 2: your older brothers had that gimmick covered. And were they overprotective?

2168
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:10,759
Speaker 4: Ah? Yes, I'm a little bit more than others.

2169
01:42:10,920 --> 01:42:15,120
Speaker 5: Sure, but I guess my brother that is closest in age,

2170
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:17,640
Speaker 5: so he's he's like two years older than me.

2171
01:42:17,840 --> 01:42:18,960
Speaker 4: He was really protective.

2172
01:42:19,080 --> 01:42:21,519
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, all right, so your old man didn't have

2173
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:25,280
Speaker 2: to exhaust himself. No, he had all these uh you know,

2174
01:42:25,439 --> 01:42:32,479
Speaker 2: kind of like what's the word josh like in military terms.

2175
01:42:32,479 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 2: He had all of these uh.

2176
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:37,479
Speaker 3: I forget it, you know what I mean? He had

2177
01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,040
Speaker 3: he had all of these. U Lord, he's in charge

2178
01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:43,240
Speaker 3: everyone else. Okay, he had his sons to look after you.

2179
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:45,760
Speaker 3: Sure Jesus Christ. Yeah.

2180
01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:49,880
Speaker 4: People were just naturally afraid of him though you're dead. Yeah.

2181
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:52,400
Speaker 4: He's a big he's tall, he's scary looking.

2182
01:42:52,560 --> 01:42:52,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2183
01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:55,240
Speaker 1: I don't I think any when you find out somebody

2184
01:42:55,280 --> 01:42:57,280
Speaker 1: you want to date has a whole bunch of brothers

2185
01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:01,640
Speaker 1: and a dad that looks like you're dad. That's that's intimidating.

2186
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:04,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, And like Nick was saying, I mean they are

2187
01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:05,880
Speaker 5: sketchy too.

2188
01:43:06,200 --> 01:43:08,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a shady crowd.

2189
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:09,440
Speaker 4: I mean that helps.

2190
01:43:09,240 --> 01:43:11,439
Speaker 3: You're your brother's a shady, shady crowd.

2191
01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:17,320
Speaker 2: I don't remember ever crossing paths ever with that classic

2192
01:43:17,479 --> 01:43:20,400
Speaker 2: version of the overprotective dad when I was a kid

2193
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:21,960
Speaker 2: or an overprotective brother.

2194
01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:24,400
Speaker 4: Oh you got lucky.

2195
01:43:24,840 --> 01:43:25,160
Speaker 3: You did.

2196
01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:28,879
Speaker 2: Never cross pass with any dads who put off that vibe.

2197
01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:33,000
Speaker 2: Never cross passed with any older brothers or just brothers

2198
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:35,760
Speaker 2: of a gal that I was interested in, or any

2199
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:38,320
Speaker 2: of my friends were interested in that that kind of

2200
01:43:38,320 --> 01:43:42,600
Speaker 2: gimmick just only for me appeared on television. And you know,

2201
01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:47,960
Speaker 2: a couple of my pals had scorching hot sisters and

2202
01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:50,599
Speaker 2: they never showed any signs of carrying at all. What

2203
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:54,120
Speaker 2: kind of dudes came around their sisters? And I know

2204
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:56,720
Speaker 2: I never did. I just looked at it as it's

2205
01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:02,519
Speaker 2: not my business. Remember the story of my my buddy

2206
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:06,479
Speaker 2: who unintentionally got a front row seat to his younger

2207
01:44:06,520 --> 01:44:09,200
Speaker 2: sister just getting jackhammered after school one day.

2208
01:44:09,160 --> 01:44:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not right.

2209
01:44:10,080 --> 01:44:10,759
Speaker 6: That's rough.

2210
01:44:13,479 --> 01:44:14,000
Speaker 1: You by.

2211
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:15,720
Speaker 3: I'll get back to that.

2212
01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:19,559
Speaker 1: Was it your buddy who found out his sister was

2213
01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:23,040
Speaker 1: stripping or something like that and another buddy surprised him

2214
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:23,240
Speaker 1: with that?

2215
01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true too. The reason I'm asking about

2216
01:44:28,840 --> 01:44:38,519
Speaker 2: all this some dad, supposedly overprotective dad. His picture ended

2217
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:41,080
Speaker 2: up on social media and everyone's been talking about it.

2218
01:44:42,960 --> 01:44:44,439
Speaker 3: A picture of the back.

2219
01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:46,280
Speaker 2: Of his T shirt and he's got one of those

2220
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:52,200
Speaker 2: don't mess with my daughter t shirts with a list

2221
01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:54,479
Speaker 2: of things right that you shouldn't do.

2222
01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:58,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, one of those cheesy shirts.

2223
01:44:58,080 --> 01:44:59,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, so cringey.

2224
01:44:59,600 --> 01:45:02,400
Speaker 2: If you're going to get involved with my princess daughter,

2225
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:05,080
Speaker 2: here's ten things you better not do. Because I'm the

2226
01:45:05,120 --> 01:45:06,200
Speaker 2: overprotective death.

2227
01:45:06,680 --> 01:45:09,960
Speaker 1: I checked my daughter this yesterday. I said, hey, look

2228
01:45:09,960 --> 01:45:14,479
Speaker 1: at the new shirt I'm ordering. I wanted her reaction

2229
01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:17,120
Speaker 1: and she just wrote back, Lol, that was it.

2230
01:45:17,600 --> 01:45:19,480
Speaker 3: This is so funny, because.

2231
01:45:20,200 --> 01:45:22,040
Speaker 1: You know what the funniest part to me is the

2232
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:24,880
Speaker 1: people that don't get it. They don't understand a couple

2233
01:45:24,920 --> 01:45:28,040
Speaker 1: of the jokes on there. To me, that was pretty funny.

2234
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:30,200
Speaker 1: Well like their last one on.

2235
01:45:30,120 --> 01:45:34,160
Speaker 2: The Oh, that's where we're going with this is the

2236
01:45:34,280 --> 01:45:38,040
Speaker 2: dad with his you know, tough guy over protective father

2237
01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:41,960
Speaker 2: T shirt. He didn't expect I think when this was thrown.

2238
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:45,760
Speaker 2: This picture of the list on the back of his

2239
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:48,439
Speaker 2: shirt that was put up on social media, I don't

2240
01:45:48,439 --> 01:45:51,400
Speaker 2: think he expected to be the butt of a pilot joke.

2241
01:45:51,520 --> 01:45:53,720
Speaker 6: I thought he thought he's gonna be pretty cool, like

2242
01:45:53,720 --> 01:45:56,000
Speaker 6: like respect man, hell yeah, protect your daughter.

2243
01:45:56,320 --> 01:45:56,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2244
01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:59,080
Speaker 5: I have a feeling he probably got this T shirt

2245
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:02,000
Speaker 5: for some weird holiday and he didn't care about what

2246
01:46:02,160 --> 01:46:03,960
Speaker 5: shirt he was wearing that day, so he threw this.

2247
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:05,320
Speaker 3: That's very likely.

2248
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:07,679
Speaker 1: I get shirts like that from my kids.

2249
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:08,599
Speaker 4: That's how dads are.

2250
01:46:08,880 --> 01:46:11,040
Speaker 2: It could be that this was just a T shirt

2251
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:13,840
Speaker 2: to him, of course, I mean I hope, hope. So

2252
01:46:14,479 --> 01:46:17,400
Speaker 2: my old man would have been completely comfortable leaving the

2253
01:46:17,400 --> 01:46:20,320
Speaker 2: house wrapped in pur laps. Yeah he didn't, but anyway,

2254
01:46:21,600 --> 01:46:24,479
Speaker 2: it's more fun to think that he was trying to

2255
01:46:24,520 --> 01:46:27,760
Speaker 2: put out this vibe and didn't realize it was going

2256
01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:31,000
Speaker 2: to backfire on him. So the back of this man's

2257
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:35,519
Speaker 2: T shirt has ten rules for dating my daughter, and

2258
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:39,240
Speaker 2: it says here, it's the standard stuff that you've seen before.

2259
01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:41,800
Speaker 2: I personally have never seen one of these T shirts before,

2260
01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:45,400
Speaker 2: which is why I was kind of extra excited about

2261
01:46:45,439 --> 01:46:48,040
Speaker 2: the bit and I'm maybe going to get a got

2262
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:48,960
Speaker 2: a bigger kick out of.

2263
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:49,840
Speaker 3: It than most folks.

2264
01:46:49,880 --> 01:46:53,360
Speaker 2: But ten rules to dating my daughter. Rule number one,

2265
01:46:53,439 --> 01:47:00,880
Speaker 2: get a job, get yourself a job. Number two, understand

2266
01:47:00,920 --> 01:47:12,360
Speaker 2: that I don't like you. Number three, understand that I'm everywhere, okay.

2267
01:47:14,280 --> 01:47:17,880
Speaker 2: Rule number four dating my daughter, you hurt her, I

2268
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:23,639
Speaker 2: hurt you. Rule number five, be home thirty minutes eurdly.

2269
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:34,360
Speaker 2: Rule number six, get a lawyer. Rule number seven. I

2270
01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:36,840
Speaker 2: don't know if I understand this one. If you lie

2271
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:38,400
Speaker 2: to me, I will find it.

2272
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:43,599
Speaker 3: I'll find find out. Okay, there's a misprinting here. If

2273
01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:45,439
Speaker 3: you lie to me, I'll find out. Okay.

2274
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:51,560
Speaker 2: Number eight, she is my princess, not your conquest.

2275
01:47:52,439 --> 01:47:55,240
Speaker 3: That's supreaking hilarious.

2276
01:47:55,280 --> 01:47:59,519
Speaker 2: My princess, She's not your conquest. Number nine is funny.

2277
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:01,760
Speaker 2: I like this my favorite one. I don't mind going

2278
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:02,400
Speaker 2: back to jail.

2279
01:48:02,439 --> 01:48:04,439
Speaker 6: He is a scary one.

2280
01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:05,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2281
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:10,479
Speaker 2: And finally the tenth rule. Ah, this is a one

2282
01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:13,320
Speaker 2: where kind of backfired on dad.

2283
01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:17,639
Speaker 3: Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.

2284
01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:21,360
Speaker 2: And everyone online made the same joke about that last rule.

2285
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:25,240
Speaker 3: Everyone said, so her dad is going to bang me.

2286
01:48:26,360 --> 01:48:27,160
Speaker 1: That's the joke.

2287
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:28,240
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

2288
01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:30,920
Speaker 1: People don't understand that. I've heard that so many times,

2289
01:48:30,960 --> 01:48:33,000
Speaker 1: you know, I've heard a lot of these from dads before,

2290
01:48:33,479 --> 01:48:34,479
Speaker 1: and that's the whole joke.

2291
01:48:34,560 --> 01:48:36,040
Speaker 3: Oh so it's meant to be a joke.

2292
01:48:36,080 --> 01:48:37,000
Speaker 1: It's meant to be a joke.

2293
01:48:37,080 --> 01:48:40,600
Speaker 2: Well, then, f me. I wasn't aware of that. I

2294
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:43,639
Speaker 2: thought this was just a cheap T shirt that didn't

2295
01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:46,000
Speaker 2: understand what it was saying.

2296
01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:48,439
Speaker 1: No, it's like, hey, think about the sex acts you're

2297
01:48:48,439 --> 01:48:50,840
Speaker 1: gonna commit with her, because I will do those same

2298
01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:51,680
Speaker 1: sex acts to you.

2299
01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:53,719
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is a again, this is the first

2300
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:56,519
Speaker 2: time I've seen a rules to Dating my daughter T shirt.

2301
01:48:56,520 --> 01:49:01,320
Speaker 2: I was naive to the comedic delivery. Well, yeah, all

2302
01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:03,200
Speaker 2: of it's a joke, right, I mean, yes, I don't know.

2303
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:05,360
Speaker 2: I've seen some guys wear those shirts very seriously.

2304
01:49:05,680 --> 01:49:08,120
Speaker 1: Well, sure they mean the sentiment, but I don't think

2305
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:09,639
Speaker 1: they mean I'm gonna blow you.

2306
01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:11,840
Speaker 6: All right, it's just kind of an add way of

2307
01:49:11,840 --> 01:49:12,479
Speaker 6: phrasing that.

2308
01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:14,519
Speaker 2: The Internet was having a lot of fun with that.

2309
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:18,800
Speaker 2: A lot of people brought up the extremely graphic sex

2310
01:49:18,880 --> 01:49:22,599
Speaker 2: act that the dad might have to potentially do if

2311
01:49:22,600 --> 01:49:24,800
Speaker 2: he keeps his word on rule number ten.

2312
01:49:25,280 --> 01:49:28,080
Speaker 1: Chaos coordinator Sheesus said she's one of four girls her

2313
01:49:28,160 --> 01:49:31,040
Speaker 1: dad had that shirt in front of all the boyfriends.

2314
01:49:31,520 --> 01:49:34,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. That's a fun little game of cat and mouse,

2315
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:38,280
Speaker 3: isn't it, Josh, When you got the tough dad, whether

2316
01:49:38,360 --> 01:49:41,760
Speaker 3: he's just playing that role or he's legitimately tough and

2317
01:49:41,800 --> 01:49:44,639
Speaker 3: the nervous high school boyfriend or whatever. I bet that's

2318
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,920
Speaker 3: a fun game if you're the dad. Yeah.

2319
01:49:46,920 --> 01:49:49,679
Speaker 1: And you know, guys like this, though, are usually not

2320
01:49:49,760 --> 01:49:53,400
Speaker 1: necessarily the tough dad. Tough dads are just tough dads.

2321
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:54,600
Speaker 1: They don't need to wear shirts like that.

2322
01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:56,920
Speaker 3: It's a joke they're goofing around.

2323
01:49:57,439 --> 01:49:59,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, that it was strange to me that nobody

2324
01:50:00,160 --> 01:50:03,360
Speaker 1: understood that number ten was a joke on there.

2325
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:04,599
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't understand.

2326
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:07,680
Speaker 1: I thought it's like an old joke. I had a

2327
01:50:07,840 --> 01:50:09,400
Speaker 1: dad say that to me in high school.

2328
01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:13,040
Speaker 2: Oh well, like I said earlier, I never crossed paths

2329
01:50:13,120 --> 01:50:16,600
Speaker 2: with any of those types of folks, overprotective dads or

2330
01:50:16,680 --> 01:50:24,599
Speaker 2: overprotective brothers. Plenty of women chimed in on this. This

2331
01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:27,360
Speaker 2: dad online, who's wearing the t shirt with the ten

2332
01:50:27,439 --> 01:50:30,280
Speaker 2: rules for dating his daughter. Plenty of women chimed in

2333
01:50:30,320 --> 01:50:33,200
Speaker 2: and said they would disown their own father if they

2334
01:50:33,240 --> 01:50:37,040
Speaker 2: ever wore a shirt like that in public. One woman said,

2335
01:50:37,479 --> 01:50:42,640
Speaker 2: they are so cringe. She said, I'm not his property

2336
01:50:42,800 --> 01:50:45,800
Speaker 2: to protect, she said, And I bet it sucks for

2337
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:46,519
Speaker 2: a young gal.

2338
01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:49,360
Speaker 6: Well, it's got to be annoying, embarrassing all the time.

2339
01:50:49,439 --> 01:50:52,320
Speaker 2: Dad always hovering over your shoulder, maybe picking up the

2340
01:50:52,360 --> 01:50:55,320
Speaker 2: telephone when you're on it. I suppose that doesn't exist

2341
01:50:55,320 --> 01:50:57,800
Speaker 2: anymore because everyone has their own cell phone. But back

2342
01:50:57,840 --> 01:51:00,000
Speaker 2: in the day, I imagine there were some dads who would,

2343
01:51:00,360 --> 01:51:02,519
Speaker 2: you know, maybe grill the kid over the phone or

2344
01:51:02,560 --> 01:51:06,479
Speaker 2: listen in on conversations. If the daughter says we're going

2345
01:51:06,479 --> 01:51:08,679
Speaker 2: to a movie, dad might go to the same movie

2346
01:51:08,760 --> 01:51:10,040
Speaker 2: and sit in the back of the theater.

2347
01:51:10,439 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 3: I can see how teenage.

2348
01:51:12,439 --> 01:51:17,240
Speaker 2: Gals would just lose it with that kind of helicopter parenting.

2349
01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:20,280
Speaker 3: That cracked me up, And.

2350
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:22,960
Speaker 1: That can backfire, right if she gets mad at ted

2351
01:51:23,040 --> 01:51:25,200
Speaker 1: and decides I'm gonna do whatever I want.

2352
01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:27,760
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and get backfire. It's a fine line you

2353
01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:28,559
Speaker 6: gotta walk there.

2354
01:51:29,040 --> 01:51:32,160
Speaker 2: I suppose she might want to go as far the

2355
01:51:32,240 --> 01:51:33,480
Speaker 2: other way as possible.

2356
01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:38,240
Speaker 3: And next thing you know, she's in California working with Peter.

2357
01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:43,360
Speaker 1: North, retired gvfdjesus set on rule number ten ad with

2358
01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:44,240
Speaker 1: a broomstick.

2359
01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:51,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, this poor buddy of mine came home from high

2360
01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:54,880
Speaker 2: school one day and he had a sister that was

2361
01:51:54,920 --> 01:51:59,640
Speaker 2: a year younger than him, and they came from one

2362
01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:02,920
Speaker 2: of those households. I was very jealous of this. They

2363
01:52:02,960 --> 01:52:06,280
Speaker 2: came from one of those households where mom and dad

2364
01:52:07,479 --> 01:52:12,160
Speaker 2: had very relaxed rules on what their children were allowed

2365
01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:18,000
Speaker 2: to do with significant others in the house, meaning their

2366
01:52:18,040 --> 01:52:21,920
Speaker 2: parents gave them freedom to bring their significant other up

2367
01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:24,640
Speaker 2: into the bedroom whenever they wanted to, and mom and

2368
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:29,439
Speaker 2: dad would stay away, stay away for hours. Just they

2369
01:52:29,439 --> 01:52:31,920
Speaker 2: were open minded like that and knew that their kids

2370
01:52:31,920 --> 01:52:36,600
Speaker 2: were probably horsing around and having sex, but that's the

2371
01:52:36,640 --> 01:52:40,439
Speaker 2: type of folks they were, so it was a pretty

2372
01:52:40,640 --> 01:52:43,760
Speaker 2: open household on that subject. So my buddy comes home

2373
01:52:43,760 --> 01:52:45,800
Speaker 2: from school one day, Like I said, he's got a

2374
01:52:45,840 --> 01:52:50,400
Speaker 2: sister one year younger, and you know, backpack over his shoulder,

2375
01:52:50,439 --> 01:52:53,280
Speaker 2: goes to the front door and it's.

2376
01:52:52,479 --> 01:52:54,840
Speaker 3: Locked, and he's like, well, what the hell?

2377
01:52:55,160 --> 01:52:56,920
Speaker 2: No one ever locks the door around here, and he

2378
01:52:57,600 --> 01:53:00,400
Speaker 2: kind of goes around the back of the house, tries

2379
01:53:00,439 --> 01:53:02,680
Speaker 2: to not to be cute here, but he tries the

2380
01:53:02,720 --> 01:53:04,880
Speaker 2: back door at some bitches locked. He come on, I

2381
01:53:04,920 --> 01:53:06,639
Speaker 2: just want to go inside and go back to sleep

2382
01:53:06,680 --> 01:53:09,160
Speaker 2: for Christ. So he decides he's going to go up

2383
01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:11,360
Speaker 2: to the front picture window and kind of see you.

2384
01:53:11,400 --> 01:53:13,280
Speaker 3: What the hell's what's going on in there? Who's got

2385
01:53:13,320 --> 01:53:13,679
Speaker 3: the door?

2386
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:18,160
Speaker 2: I mean, right as he's peering through the picture window,

2387
01:53:18,720 --> 01:53:21,960
Speaker 2: there's the back of his sister's head and she's just

2388
01:53:22,080 --> 01:53:25,000
Speaker 2: sprawled out on the couch while her boyfriend is just

2389
01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:26,160
Speaker 2: a And he's.

2390
01:53:26,040 --> 01:53:30,320
Speaker 4: Like, come on, that's awful.

2391
01:53:30,680 --> 01:53:33,880
Speaker 1: My wife had no rules deal at her house too.

2392
01:53:33,960 --> 01:53:36,960
Speaker 1: Her mom, her mom raised their single mom, and she

2393
01:53:37,000 --> 01:53:40,519
Speaker 1: would let her go up to the bedroom, closed door, sleepovers, anything.

2394
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And she.

2395
01:53:42,360 --> 01:53:47,599
Speaker 1: Took advantage of metal hand finishing, Jesus says a little bit,

2396
01:53:47,720 --> 01:53:50,799
Speaker 1: just kind of thinking about how much she took advantage

2397
01:53:50,800 --> 01:53:51,000
Speaker 1: of that.

2398
01:53:51,040 --> 01:53:52,599
Speaker 3: A lot of advantages were taken.

2399
01:53:52,720 --> 01:53:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of liberty is given and more were taken.

2400
01:53:56,160 --> 01:53:59,000
Speaker 1: I'd say, oh, be metal hand finishing. Jesus said. He

2401
01:53:59,040 --> 01:54:02,120
Speaker 1: has a shirt which reads, yes, I have a beautiful daughter.

2402
01:54:02,439 --> 01:54:04,960
Speaker 1: I also have a gun, a shovel, and an alibi.

2403
01:54:05,200 --> 01:54:05,639
Speaker 4: Damn.

2404
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:08,639
Speaker 6: Sounds like something my father in law would wear for sure.

2405
01:54:10,280 --> 01:54:10,800
Speaker 1: Which one.

2406
01:54:11,479 --> 01:54:14,160
Speaker 6: That's a good point. You got three her actual father.

2407
01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:17,880
Speaker 2: So you did encounter the overprotective dads and brothers and

2408
01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:19,120
Speaker 2: whatnot when you were a kid.

2409
01:54:19,120 --> 01:54:20,720
Speaker 3: A couple, not even as a kid. You know what.

2410
01:54:20,920 --> 01:54:23,320
Speaker 1: The one girlfriend that you warned me their family was

2411
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:26,439
Speaker 1: too close, Yes, that was one, okay, And she had

2412
01:54:26,479 --> 01:54:30,479
Speaker 1: a few brothers who the brothers were totally cool except

2413
01:54:30,479 --> 01:54:32,879
Speaker 1: for one. But I got along with those guys great.

2414
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:34,600
Speaker 1: But the dad was kind of like that, and so

2415
01:54:34,720 --> 01:54:36,680
Speaker 1: was the uncle. The uncle was like.

2416
01:54:36,680 --> 01:54:38,839
Speaker 3: That as well. Yeah, you got the guys.

2417
01:54:39,200 --> 01:54:41,600
Speaker 1: It's the same uncle that you and I overheard talking

2418
01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:45,560
Speaker 1: about how great his daughter's breasts were. Oh that particular uncle.

2419
01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:46,520
Speaker 3: That was an odd moment.

2420
01:54:46,560 --> 01:54:52,200
Speaker 1: That was very What is this now, medical device? Jesus said,

2421
01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:55,600
Speaker 1: his daughter's nineteen. Whenever there's dirty jokes, he locks eyes

2422
01:54:55,680 --> 01:54:58,320
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend and keeps staring until he looks away.

2423
01:54:58,480 --> 01:54:59,240
Speaker 1: It's pretty fun.

2424
01:55:00,080 --> 01:55:06,640
Speaker 2: Sure, Ah, that's good, this is funny. Here's a female

2425
01:55:06,680 --> 01:55:10,880
Speaker 2: listener in our audience who claims one day her dad

2426
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:16,680
Speaker 2: asked her boyfriend, are you f and my daughter and

2427
01:55:16,760 --> 01:55:21,640
Speaker 2: your boyfriend now husband replied, I'm making love to your daughter.

2428
01:55:22,520 --> 01:55:25,080
Speaker 1: Eh, why are you five minutes?

2429
01:55:25,480 --> 01:55:28,600
Speaker 2: Why are you how? And why did that happen? Anyway,

2430
01:55:28,800 --> 01:55:33,200
Speaker 2: there you go. Yeah, we had it pretty easy. Never

2431
01:55:33,280 --> 01:55:41,920
Speaker 2: got chased threatened anything specifically talking about, you know, dating

2432
01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:45,600
Speaker 2: girls or pursuing girls. We certainly got chased and threatened

2433
01:55:45,600 --> 01:55:48,000
Speaker 2: by parents for other reasons, but.

2434
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:50,720
Speaker 3: Didn't encounter that whole bit, Ashley.

2435
01:55:50,720 --> 01:55:54,680
Speaker 2: I imagine your brothers and your dad collectively probably could

2436
01:55:54,720 --> 01:55:56,520
Speaker 2: win a battle royal probably.

2437
01:55:56,640 --> 01:56:00,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably could probably could win a w you

2438
01:56:00,240 --> 01:56:01,640
Speaker 3: we main event, if they wanted to.

2439
01:56:01,800 --> 01:56:02,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably could.

2440
01:56:03,320 --> 01:56:05,280
Speaker 1: Was your fiance intimidated at all?

2441
01:56:07,160 --> 01:56:10,640
Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess I haven't really asked some intimidated?

2442
01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:13,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of noticed that, and I'm slow reactive.

2443
01:56:14,120 --> 01:56:18,080
Speaker 1: Did you warn him again just to know you know,

2444
01:56:18,400 --> 01:56:20,040
Speaker 1: so and so is a little aggressive?

2445
01:56:20,080 --> 01:56:20,600
Speaker 3: He did you get?

2446
01:56:21,920 --> 01:56:23,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not that bad of a person.

2447
01:56:24,280 --> 01:56:24,920
Speaker 3: I'm not fat.

2448
01:56:24,960 --> 01:56:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm aerodynamics. Jesus said his friend had a shirt he

2449
01:56:28,520 --> 01:56:31,640
Speaker 1: made called you married her, you keep her? Apparently dad

2450
01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:33,600
Speaker 1: just wanted to get rid of her. I'll tell you

2451
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:35,840
Speaker 1: when when my daughter started dating, I just didn't make

2452
01:56:35,840 --> 01:56:37,320
Speaker 1: a lot of effort to get to know the guys

2453
01:56:37,320 --> 01:56:39,160
Speaker 1: because I figured it'd be over in two weeks. And

2454
01:56:39,160 --> 01:56:42,080
Speaker 1: that was kind of the case until her current boyfriend,

2455
01:56:42,600 --> 01:56:44,960
Speaker 1: she who she's been with for five years. Someday I'll

2456
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:46,080
Speaker 1: get to know him a little bit.

2457
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:48,280
Speaker 3: It seems like he's sticking around five years.

2458
01:56:48,320 --> 01:56:49,080
Speaker 4: Seems pretty cool.

2459
01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:49,680
Speaker 3: Five years.

2460
01:56:49,680 --> 01:56:52,840
Speaker 2: They've been dating five years. But at first she didn't

2461
01:56:52,840 --> 01:56:56,400
Speaker 2: pay much attention. It was like a never ending wheelhouse

2462
01:56:56,400 --> 01:56:57,200
Speaker 2: of a different dude.

2463
01:56:57,400 --> 01:57:01,040
Speaker 1: You can't really date too many guys. But yeah, I

2464
01:57:01,160 --> 01:57:03,240
Speaker 1: just figured it's going to be over in a week

2465
01:57:03,320 --> 01:57:04,200
Speaker 1: or two, and that's what it was.

2466
01:57:04,200 --> 01:57:06,600
Speaker 3: It would be one dance one week and that's it.

2467
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:09,440
Speaker 4: That's smart. Don't invest your time, right.

2468
01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:12,800
Speaker 1: Because what if I like him better than her and

2469
01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:15,000
Speaker 1: I'm on his side, that's you.

2470
01:57:14,920 --> 01:57:15,480
Speaker 4: Don't want that.

2471
01:57:22,240 --> 01:57:23,760
Speaker 3: Half assed morning show.

2472
01:57:23,880 --> 01:57:29,320
Speaker 4: It's a complete crapy.

2473
01:57:27,320 --> 01:57:30,800
Speaker 3: Three x half Last Morning Show backtrack's edition.

2474
01:57:31,240 --> 01:57:33,480
Speaker 2: We're going to shift our focus over to our very

2475
01:57:33,520 --> 01:57:36,720
Speaker 2: loving house Pats in studio with us setting right here

2476
01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:38,400
Speaker 2: and are very comfortable.

2477
01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:39,200
Speaker 11: Like a jungle.

2478
01:57:39,520 --> 01:57:39,880
Speaker 3: It is.

2479
01:57:40,480 --> 01:57:44,280
Speaker 1: We have confused hypothalamuses on the show. Very crazy and

2480
01:57:44,520 --> 01:57:46,400
Speaker 1: it's hot, wet, freezing.

2481
01:57:46,640 --> 01:57:49,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really really cool to be pregnant and this kind.

2482
01:57:49,680 --> 01:57:55,280
Speaker 2: Of yeah, broadcasting, it's like broadcasting after we've been abandoned

2483
01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:56,280
Speaker 2: in a rainforest.

2484
01:57:58,120 --> 01:57:58,919
Speaker 11: It's a survivor.

2485
01:57:59,080 --> 01:58:01,800
Speaker 2: She came in and stood started shedding clothing right away

2486
01:58:01,840 --> 01:58:04,760
Speaker 2: because it's just a steam room in this garbage. Anyway,

2487
01:58:05,120 --> 01:58:08,920
Speaker 2: sitting here with our friend doctor Andrea Johnston from German

2488
01:58:08,960 --> 01:58:12,280
Speaker 2: Animal Hospital in Minnetaka. She's ready to hear all about

2489
01:58:12,280 --> 01:58:15,520
Speaker 2: your pet problem, Sol though, doctor Andrew morning, what's new

2490
01:58:15,560 --> 01:58:16,600
Speaker 2: with you?

2491
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:17,200
Speaker 4: No, not much.

2492
01:58:17,240 --> 01:58:18,240
Speaker 11: Trying to survive the heat?

2493
01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:20,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, help us? Yeah, yeah, I.

2494
01:58:20,360 --> 01:58:22,840
Speaker 11: Mean the office feels the same way. I don't know.

2495
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:24,919
Speaker 8: I just I don't think the air conditionings in Minnesota

2496
01:58:24,960 --> 01:58:25,800
Speaker 8: can keep up with it.

2497
01:58:25,920 --> 01:58:28,880
Speaker 3: Oh, we've got h VAC problems. Yeah, that's weird.

2498
01:58:28,920 --> 01:58:31,760
Speaker 1: Like I said, like my hands are freezing, yes, but

2499
01:58:31,840 --> 01:58:35,520
Speaker 1: everything else is just odd paper like what Yes.

2500
01:58:36,200 --> 01:58:37,920
Speaker 6: You set a water bottle down on some of the

2501
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:39,400
Speaker 6: papers is going to disintegrate.

2502
01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:42,440
Speaker 3: The number is six, five, one, eight, nine ninety three

2503
01:58:42,520 --> 01:58:44,320
Speaker 3: ninety three. If you want to text in a question,

2504
01:58:45,120 --> 01:58:46,320
Speaker 3: we start yes, Josh.

2505
01:58:46,400 --> 01:58:47,640
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I was going to read a question.

2506
01:58:47,760 --> 01:58:48,000
Speaker 3: You go.

2507
01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:53,760
Speaker 1: Well, we have a very excited grandma to be yes, congratulates.

2508
01:58:53,160 --> 01:58:54,160
Speaker 3: A grandmother to be.

2509
01:58:54,560 --> 01:58:57,600
Speaker 1: Her son and his wife have an eighteen month old

2510
01:58:57,640 --> 01:59:01,800
Speaker 1: female lab and so she just found out she's about

2511
01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:05,000
Speaker 1: to be a grandma. And apparently the dog's been acting

2512
01:59:05,120 --> 01:59:09,080
Speaker 1: different since the pregnancy. Won't go near the daughter in law,

2513
01:59:09,520 --> 01:59:12,560
Speaker 1: won't sleep in their bed, and so she's wondering, can

2514
01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:15,040
Speaker 1: a dog sense a pregnancy and if so, is there

2515
01:59:15,080 --> 01:59:16,360
Speaker 1: any reason to be concerned?

2516
01:59:16,560 --> 01:59:19,520
Speaker 8: No, I mean they sense those hormones way before we do.

2517
01:59:20,240 --> 01:59:21,760
Speaker 8: Like you'll hear a cats that are all of a

2518
01:59:21,760 --> 01:59:23,920
Speaker 8: sudden peeing all over the house before the owner even

2519
01:59:23,960 --> 01:59:28,040
Speaker 8: knows she's pregnant. So it's just a hormonal thing and

2520
01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,200
Speaker 8: the dog's trying to kind of figure out, Okay, what's

2521
01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:30,960
Speaker 8: going to change here?

2522
01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:33,080
Speaker 3: Dog sense it? Cats sense it.

2523
01:59:33,280 --> 01:59:34,720
Speaker 11: Yeah, they know way before us.

2524
01:59:34,760 --> 01:59:35,480
Speaker 1: That's crazy, is it?

2525
01:59:35,480 --> 01:59:38,680
Speaker 4: Because of the power dynamic possibly changing. That's what I

2526
01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:40,600
Speaker 4: always especially with cats, that's what I heard.

2527
01:59:40,840 --> 01:59:43,560
Speaker 8: That's usually when the baby comes, after the babies come,

2528
01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:46,160
Speaker 8: but usually it's more hormonal. They sense that change.

2529
01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:46,760
Speaker 3: You see.

2530
01:59:46,800 --> 01:59:50,920
Speaker 2: I've seen this once before where the dog who's been

2531
01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:53,480
Speaker 2: living in the house for a couple three years is

2532
01:59:53,480 --> 01:59:55,720
Speaker 2: introduced to a baby and the dog hates the baby

2533
01:59:56,240 --> 01:59:56,800
Speaker 2: and they got.

2534
01:59:56,680 --> 01:59:57,440
Speaker 3: To get rid of the dog.

2535
01:59:57,600 --> 01:59:58,200
Speaker 11: So sad.

2536
01:59:58,560 --> 02:00:03,160
Speaker 2: Yes, fortunately, no matter what, there are some dogs who

2537
02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:05,600
Speaker 2: do not want that competition and they.

2538
02:00:05,480 --> 02:00:06,760
Speaker 3: Show aggression totally.

2539
02:00:06,840 --> 02:00:09,480
Speaker 2: It's a bad it's a bad situation. It's a bad situation.

2540
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:10,480
Speaker 11: Well see it all the time.

2541
02:00:10,520 --> 02:00:14,040
Speaker 1: Do you really how we know, Ashley, I'm not sure

2542
02:00:14,080 --> 02:00:16,960
Speaker 1: if this happened. Let's say this happens, God forbid, I

2543
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:19,120
Speaker 1: don't know. If Ashley, we keep the baby.

2544
02:00:19,440 --> 02:00:23,560
Speaker 4: No, I would definitely call it a behavor. Yes, and

2545
02:00:23,600 --> 02:00:24,320
Speaker 4: have them come in.

2546
02:00:25,280 --> 02:00:28,440
Speaker 5: I actually my brother in law and his wife, they

2547
02:00:28,480 --> 02:00:31,960
Speaker 5: had somebody come in because of the same issue.

2548
02:00:32,040 --> 02:00:34,400
Speaker 4: Their dog just they weren't getting along.

2549
02:00:34,560 --> 02:00:39,000
Speaker 10: And they gave a lot of tips on how to

2550
02:00:39,040 --> 02:00:41,520
Speaker 10: make it like you're not telling the dog to get

2551
02:00:41,560 --> 02:00:45,320
Speaker 10: away necessarily, like not putting all the pressure on the dog,

2552
02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:47,800
Speaker 10: like yelling at them to you're too close to the baby,

2553
02:00:47,800 --> 02:00:50,240
Speaker 10: you're doing this, but to like pick up the baby

2554
02:00:50,240 --> 02:00:52,160
Speaker 10: and move the baby out of the dog's way, or

2555
02:00:52,160 --> 02:00:52,640
Speaker 10: like give the.

2556
02:00:52,640 --> 02:00:56,280
Speaker 5: Dog a safe space, bless Yes, yeah, my God, give

2557
02:00:56,320 --> 02:00:57,680
Speaker 5: the dog a safe space.

2558
02:00:57,440 --> 02:00:59,320
Speaker 6: In the house, don't you do?

2559
02:01:00,200 --> 02:01:04,320
Speaker 3: So? Yell at the baby? Yes, what are you doing there?

2560
02:01:05,200 --> 02:01:07,640
Speaker 8: Right? So The other crazy thing is cats will try and,

2561
02:01:07,720 --> 02:01:11,200
Speaker 8: like this has happened, try and suffocate the baby. So

2562
02:01:11,280 --> 02:01:13,800
Speaker 8: we'll try and sit on the baby's head when it's

2563
02:01:13,840 --> 02:01:14,360
Speaker 8: an infant.

2564
02:01:14,480 --> 02:01:14,920
Speaker 4: I'm scared.

2565
02:01:14,920 --> 02:01:16,640
Speaker 8: I had a client who went to take a shower

2566
02:01:16,640 --> 02:01:18,400
Speaker 8: and left the baby in the car seage came out

2567
02:01:18,480 --> 02:01:21,600
Speaker 8: the cats sitting on the infant's head. So I mean,

2568
02:01:22,960 --> 02:01:25,360
Speaker 8: separate them as much as you can when you're not there.

2569
02:01:25,720 --> 02:01:27,920
Speaker 3: It's really very it's really freaky, and it's.

2570
02:01:27,800 --> 02:01:30,160
Speaker 8: Such a cat thing to do, because I just like

2571
02:01:30,240 --> 02:01:31,320
Speaker 8: that was wrong with them.

2572
02:01:32,080 --> 02:01:33,960
Speaker 2: I mean, we love these pets of bars, but I

2573
02:01:33,960 --> 02:01:35,760
Speaker 2: don't know if you can hundred percent trust.

2574
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:37,000
Speaker 3: Them not all the time.

2575
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:39,040
Speaker 5: We have a cat, and I'm very thankful that she's

2576
02:01:39,160 --> 02:01:42,280
Speaker 5: terrified of our dogs and they get free room of

2577
02:01:42,280 --> 02:01:44,959
Speaker 5: the house at night, so she won't be coming upstairs.

2578
02:01:45,000 --> 02:01:46,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, hopefully, But.

2579
02:01:46,000 --> 02:01:48,240
Speaker 5: She has been all of a sudden. She usually doesn't

2580
02:01:48,280 --> 02:01:50,440
Speaker 5: care about me. Now she's got a little bit of

2581
02:01:50,440 --> 02:01:51,120
Speaker 5: an attitude.

2582
02:01:51,320 --> 02:01:52,400
Speaker 11: Oh she knows.

2583
02:01:52,520 --> 02:01:54,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see her now and her eyes are like

2584
02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:57,879
Speaker 4: which is wide as can be, and.

2585
02:01:57,880 --> 02:02:00,520
Speaker 2: She knows you are about to create a problem for yeah,

2586
02:02:01,320 --> 02:02:03,640
Speaker 2: like sorry, the cat's mind, you're.

2587
02:02:03,480 --> 02:02:05,480
Speaker 3: About to create a problem.

2588
02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, text has come in for you, doctor Andrey that says,

2589
02:02:09,080 --> 02:02:14,600
Speaker 2: my dog was diagnosed with lumbo sacrel stenosis. You know

2590
02:02:14,640 --> 02:02:16,840
Speaker 2: what that means. We do not, but I'm sure you'll

2591
02:02:16,880 --> 02:02:18,840
Speaker 2: clear it up here in a minute. This listener says,

2592
02:02:19,280 --> 02:02:24,240
Speaker 2: what is your suggested treatment or his long term prognosis

2593
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:27,040
Speaker 2: for this condition? Overall he's doing well, but he gets sore.

2594
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:31,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, so that's just like narrowing and like ar arthritic

2595
02:02:31,240 --> 02:02:34,360
Speaker 8: changes around the spinal cord. So, unfortunately, there's not much

2596
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:38,760
Speaker 8: you can do besides managing pain with the anti inflammatories

2597
02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:41,320
Speaker 8: and then making sure you don't have like slippery floors.

2598
02:02:42,040 --> 02:02:45,360
Speaker 8: They have like those little rubber nails that they can wear,

2599
02:02:45,680 --> 02:02:49,760
Speaker 8: those little like balloon rubber booty put on. But it

2600
02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:52,320
Speaker 8: can progress quickly. It can be over a year to

2601
02:02:52,360 --> 02:02:54,840
Speaker 8: two years. It kind of just depends how quickly that

2602
02:02:54,880 --> 02:02:55,360
Speaker 8: dog will.

2603
02:02:55,240 --> 02:02:56,480
Speaker 11: Lose the kitchen in the back legs.

2604
02:02:56,600 --> 02:03:00,240
Speaker 2: Can't have them slipping around. It does damage. Yeah, that's

2605
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:04,080
Speaker 2: too bad. Yeah, sorry to hear about Josh knows this line. Hey,

2606
02:03:04,440 --> 02:03:05,720
Speaker 2: sorry about your bubby.

2607
02:03:05,840 --> 02:03:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, No. We have so we've got wood floors

2608
02:03:11,040 --> 02:03:13,520
Speaker 1: and we have to cover them completely because our dogs

2609
02:03:13,560 --> 02:03:14,480
Speaker 1: cannot walk on.

2610
02:03:15,040 --> 02:03:19,000
Speaker 3: They're terrible. There's no grace whatsoever, and they can't.

2611
02:03:19,280 --> 02:03:23,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we have so many rugs, it's ridiculous. Well,

2612
02:03:23,160 --> 02:03:25,120
Speaker 1: they still figure out a way to even just on

2613
02:03:25,200 --> 02:03:27,680
Speaker 1: the little bits where there is wood to slip.

2614
02:03:27,920 --> 02:03:29,360
Speaker 4: At least they're not afraid of it.

2615
02:03:29,400 --> 02:03:32,160
Speaker 5: I have a dog that's like afraid of hardwood floor

2616
02:03:32,360 --> 02:03:33,880
Speaker 5: or like bathroom tile.

2617
02:03:33,760 --> 02:03:35,200
Speaker 6: Like don't touch the lava kind of thing.

2618
02:03:35,280 --> 02:03:37,040
Speaker 4: It's so sad to watch.

2619
02:03:37,240 --> 02:03:39,200
Speaker 8: I think they just know they're going to slip on it,

2620
02:03:39,560 --> 02:03:40,680
Speaker 8: like they're afraid of it.

2621
02:03:40,720 --> 02:03:43,880
Speaker 3: For that reason, they don't want to embarrass themselves. Medical.

2622
02:03:44,080 --> 02:03:45,920
Speaker 3: I'm not looking to embarrass myself in front of the

2623
02:03:45,920 --> 02:03:46,480
Speaker 3: whole family.

2624
02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:50,640
Speaker 1: No, you want to play it cool, Metale, excuse me?

2625
02:03:50,640 --> 02:03:54,240
Speaker 1: Medical it Jesus is getting a new puppy Saturday. What's

2626
02:03:54,320 --> 02:03:56,640
Speaker 1: the best way to introduce it to our two cats

2627
02:03:56,680 --> 02:03:58,120
Speaker 1: without holy hell breaking?

2628
02:03:58,240 --> 02:03:59,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's tough.

2629
02:04:00,120 --> 02:04:00,640
Speaker 3: Same room.

2630
02:04:00,680 --> 02:04:03,320
Speaker 6: You slam the door, yeah, winner take all?

2631
02:04:04,200 --> 02:04:05,920
Speaker 1: What are those the ladder matches?

2632
02:04:06,040 --> 02:04:06,800
Speaker 6: Yeah?

2633
02:04:08,080 --> 02:04:09,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy, and bank, you just put the briefcase full

2634
02:04:10,000 --> 02:04:10,320
Speaker 3: of money.

2635
02:04:12,760 --> 02:04:12,880
Speaker 9: Uh.

2636
02:04:13,160 --> 02:04:16,160
Speaker 8: You want to introduce something really short increments and really

2637
02:04:16,200 --> 02:04:19,520
Speaker 8: positive environments, So make sure there's treats and make sure

2638
02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:22,520
Speaker 8: that the cats are happy you're offering food, and do

2639
02:04:22,600 --> 02:04:24,520
Speaker 8: it for like ten minutes, and then increase it to

2640
02:04:24,560 --> 02:04:27,320
Speaker 8: like twenty minutes and then thirty minutes. I'd also consider

2641
02:04:27,400 --> 02:04:29,960
Speaker 8: getting one of those Pheromone collars for everybody involved.

2642
02:04:30,280 --> 02:04:31,800
Speaker 11: Those feel Away Pheromone collars.

2643
02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:32,840
Speaker 3: Everybody chills out.

2644
02:04:33,120 --> 02:04:33,720
Speaker 6: I'm glad you.

2645
02:04:33,680 --> 02:04:36,000
Speaker 11: Brought that up, because yeah, yeah, the owners.

2646
02:04:37,560 --> 02:04:40,560
Speaker 1: That was a question. Somebody asked the brand of cat

2647
02:04:40,680 --> 02:04:43,120
Speaker 1: calming collar you recommend ill.

2648
02:04:43,000 --> 02:04:46,680
Speaker 8: Feel Away feel Away Yeah, f E l I Away

2649
02:04:46,960 --> 02:04:49,360
Speaker 8: Okay the way, yeah, okay product.

2650
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:52,080
Speaker 2: What was the spinal issue you brought up or you

2651
02:04:52,080 --> 02:04:52,720
Speaker 2: didn't bring it up?

2652
02:04:52,720 --> 02:04:54,879
Speaker 4: That you what was it against sat?

2653
02:04:55,520 --> 02:04:57,680
Speaker 2: Okay, another text has come in, would this be a

2654
02:04:57,720 --> 02:04:58,920
Speaker 2: sign of that issue?

2655
02:04:59,440 --> 02:04:59,760
Speaker 3: Doctor?

2656
02:04:59,760 --> 02:05:03,720
Speaker 2: And I have an eleven year old Lab Shepherd mix, active,

2657
02:05:03,760 --> 02:05:05,920
Speaker 2: healthy dog, but having a hard time standing up.

2658
02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:08,360
Speaker 3: Hips seem to have aches. Does that sound like.

2659
02:05:09,040 --> 02:05:13,240
Speaker 11: My guess is either hip dysplasia. Oh, there's also a.

2660
02:05:13,360 --> 02:05:17,400
Speaker 8: Kind of a newly termed condition called geriatric onset laryngeal

2661
02:05:17,520 --> 02:05:20,160
Speaker 8: paralysis and heinlimb priesis.

2662
02:05:19,640 --> 02:05:21,320
Speaker 3: That's why I quit Beer League softball.

2663
02:05:22,640 --> 02:05:23,520
Speaker 4: It's called GULP.

2664
02:05:23,640 --> 02:05:26,920
Speaker 8: And so basically, if that lab is like breathing like

2665
02:05:26,960 --> 02:05:28,680
Speaker 8: that and also highlimb weakness.

2666
02:05:28,760 --> 02:05:32,280
Speaker 11: It's oftentimes gulping. You can do about it sadly.

2667
02:05:32,520 --> 02:05:35,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So well that's something to keep an eye on.

2668
02:05:35,360 --> 02:05:36,000
Speaker 3: That's valuable.

2669
02:05:36,280 --> 02:05:38,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do it again. Jesus said, when's the

2670
02:05:38,600 --> 02:05:41,280
Speaker 1: best time to fix a female blue healer? Getting a

2671
02:05:41,320 --> 02:05:45,640
Speaker 1: lot of conflicting time, it's one two years, second cycle.

2672
02:05:46,200 --> 02:05:50,160
Speaker 8: Typically I say nothing after the first cycle. I like

2673
02:05:50,240 --> 02:05:53,120
Speaker 8: to say them before their first heat cycle. But now

2674
02:05:53,200 --> 02:05:54,960
Speaker 8: studies are showing it's okay to do it a little

2675
02:05:55,000 --> 02:05:56,640
Speaker 8: bit after. But I would not do more than one

2676
02:05:56,680 --> 02:06:00,640
Speaker 8: heat cycle, okay, because it increases the risk of cancer. Really, yeah,

2677
02:06:00,680 --> 02:06:01,320
Speaker 8: breast cancer.

2678
02:06:02,040 --> 02:06:04,879
Speaker 2: We received the text we're speaking with doctor Andrea Johnston

2679
02:06:04,880 --> 02:06:07,000
Speaker 2: from German Animal Hospital and mine talkin if you have

2680
02:06:07,040 --> 02:06:09,640
Speaker 2: a question about your pet. It's six one nine ninety

2681
02:06:09,680 --> 02:06:12,080
Speaker 2: three ninety three. Got a text from I'll try anything

2682
02:06:12,120 --> 02:06:15,800
Speaker 2: four times Jesus. He sent us a picture. Actually, and

2683
02:06:16,120 --> 02:06:17,840
Speaker 2: how did he say this? He said, you know what,

2684
02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:20,800
Speaker 2: pet doesn't hate your babies? Because we talked about the

2685
02:06:21,120 --> 02:06:23,560
Speaker 2: terrible idea of your cat or your dog turning on

2686
02:06:23,640 --> 02:06:27,400
Speaker 2: your brand new baby. I'll try anything four times, Jesus said,

2687
02:06:27,720 --> 02:06:29,600
Speaker 2: you know what, pet doesn't hate babies. And he sent

2688
02:06:29,760 --> 02:06:35,200
Speaker 2: us a picture of himself holding his pet, Gerbil, and

2689
02:06:35,240 --> 02:06:38,280
Speaker 2: he's making a face as if he's saying to himself, ah.

2690
02:06:38,680 --> 02:06:40,320
Speaker 1: Or is that is that the guinea pig? Oliver the

2691
02:06:40,320 --> 02:06:42,360
Speaker 1: world guinea pig, first guinea pig shout out to?

2692
02:06:42,600 --> 02:06:44,040
Speaker 4: That is the guinea pig?

2693
02:06:44,240 --> 02:06:44,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, same one?

2694
02:06:44,840 --> 02:06:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, he says it's the creature or whatever

2695
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:49,600
Speaker 2: it is, critter. I can't tell if it's a Gerbil

2696
02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:51,000
Speaker 2: or a guinea pig. I don't know the difference.

2697
02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:52,400
Speaker 3: He says. His name is Lil Kenny.

2698
02:06:52,960 --> 02:06:55,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, he sends some pictures earlier.

2699
02:06:55,480 --> 02:06:58,200
Speaker 3: He was the first I've been introduced to. Liu. Who

2700
02:06:58,240 --> 02:06:58,720
Speaker 3: is Oliver?

2701
02:06:59,080 --> 02:07:01,640
Speaker 5: That's the guinea pig that Josh gave a shout out

2702
02:07:01,680 --> 02:07:02,320
Speaker 5: to yesterday?

2703
02:07:02,400 --> 02:07:05,320
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yeah, And he said he texted.

2704
02:07:04,960 --> 02:07:08,160
Speaker 5: Back this morning because we're trying to get Oliver to squeak.

2705
02:07:09,120 --> 02:07:12,040
Speaker 5: And he said that he was popcorning around, which is

2706
02:07:12,040 --> 02:07:12,480
Speaker 5: when they.

2707
02:07:12,440 --> 02:07:15,440
Speaker 4: Like hop around in their cage all happy, happy.

2708
02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeesn't that's so cute.

2709
02:07:18,040 --> 02:07:21,680
Speaker 2: I know, I know so little about these little characters. Hey,

2710
02:07:21,720 --> 02:07:26,280
Speaker 2: little Kenny is a cute number. Thanks for texting in

2711
02:07:26,320 --> 02:07:27,080
Speaker 2: to the program.

2712
02:07:28,560 --> 02:07:29,120
Speaker 3: Here is a.

2713
02:07:31,040 --> 02:07:37,240
Speaker 2: Character, an Australian Shepherd Collie mix that will you like.

2714
02:07:37,200 --> 02:07:37,720
Speaker 3: The sound of that?

2715
02:07:38,040 --> 02:07:39,000
Speaker 11: That's a wild one.

2716
02:07:39,120 --> 02:07:43,520
Speaker 2: Australian Shepherd Collie mix. Yeah, a lot of energy there. Yeah.

2717
02:07:43,600 --> 02:07:48,680
Speaker 2: It likes to lick where another dog has marked gro

2718
02:07:50,200 --> 02:07:53,360
Speaker 2: He then lets his tongue hang out and drools for

2719
02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:55,320
Speaker 2: a while. He does it all the time unless I

2720
02:07:55,400 --> 02:07:58,120
Speaker 2: holler at him. Why would he do this? Is this harmful?

2721
02:07:58,720 --> 02:08:00,760
Speaker 11: Well, a couple of things not harmful.

2722
02:08:00,840 --> 02:08:03,560
Speaker 8: But if it's the same dogs, yearine that he's licking,

2723
02:08:03,600 --> 02:08:05,400
Speaker 8: and make sure the other dog doesn't have a urinary

2724
02:08:05,440 --> 02:08:07,200
Speaker 8: tract infection because a lot of times that.

2725
02:08:07,200 --> 02:08:09,240
Speaker 11: You're in sweet and they'll want to lick it.

2726
02:08:09,640 --> 02:08:12,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, if the dog's not neutered, I'd get them neutered

2727
02:08:12,440 --> 02:08:14,520
Speaker 8: because it could be a hormonal thing as well.

2728
02:08:14,720 --> 02:08:16,840
Speaker 4: I wonder if it's the same thing for humans when

2729
02:08:16,880 --> 02:08:17,720
Speaker 4: they get a uti.

2730
02:08:18,760 --> 02:08:19,520
Speaker 3: Does it taste?

2731
02:08:19,920 --> 02:08:20,760
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2732
02:08:20,800 --> 02:08:21,480
Speaker 3: It does? Yes.

2733
02:08:22,960 --> 02:08:27,240
Speaker 2: Josh over here quite sweet, plays plays potty games on

2734
02:08:27,280 --> 02:08:27,720
Speaker 2: the regular.

2735
02:08:27,840 --> 02:08:29,400
Speaker 6: Ye makes iced tea with it.

2736
02:08:30,720 --> 02:08:34,360
Speaker 1: Are dogs like when they're both males and they just

2737
02:08:34,440 --> 02:08:35,920
Speaker 1: walk right in the middle of it if the other

2738
02:08:35,960 --> 02:08:37,520
Speaker 1: one's going I think it's because they're dumb.

2739
02:08:37,680 --> 02:08:38,800
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's my dog.

2740
02:08:38,840 --> 02:08:40,920
Speaker 8: Key's on his own leg when he peas, and then yeah,

2741
02:08:40,960 --> 02:08:41,760
Speaker 8: it's just yeah.

2742
02:08:41,960 --> 02:08:47,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the aim bother them isn't a concern, And whose

2743
02:08:47,120 --> 02:08:49,280
Speaker 2: pee belongs to who isn't a concern?

2744
02:08:49,600 --> 02:08:50,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2745
02:08:50,640 --> 02:08:54,400
Speaker 1: Do you recommend this is from helicopter fixer, Jesus. Do

2746
02:08:54,440 --> 02:08:57,200
Speaker 1: you recommend wolf joint supplements?

2747
02:08:57,880 --> 02:09:00,480
Speaker 8: Never heard of them, but there is a huge market

2748
02:09:00,680 --> 02:09:04,680
Speaker 8: for joint supplements. I would say anything that has glucosaminekondroytant

2749
02:09:04,720 --> 02:09:07,000
Speaker 8: in it is a good option. Or omega three, fatty

2750
02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:10,040
Speaker 8: acids like fish oils. I like dasequine. I think that's

2751
02:09:10,040 --> 02:09:13,680
Speaker 8: a good product. That's a good joint supplement, desequine dosequine.

2752
02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:16,680
Speaker 2: Oscar is a cat that we have in our listing audience,

2753
02:09:16,720 --> 02:09:19,240
Speaker 2: Doctor Andrea, and he likes to go outside and eat grass.

2754
02:09:19,320 --> 02:09:20,800
Speaker 3: Is that a stomach problem? Oh?

2755
02:09:20,920 --> 02:09:22,680
Speaker 11: Gosh, they do that all the time. I do does

2756
02:09:22,720 --> 02:09:23,240
Speaker 11: it all the time.

2757
02:09:23,280 --> 02:09:26,400
Speaker 8: And rabbit poop, Yeah, rabbit poop's harmless because rabbits just

2758
02:09:26,400 --> 02:09:27,280
Speaker 8: eat grass.

2759
02:09:27,280 --> 02:09:29,120
Speaker 2: Well, this is a cat, If that makes any difference,

2760
02:09:29,160 --> 02:09:32,240
Speaker 2: the cat is oh, and it is such a Yeah.

2761
02:09:32,320 --> 02:09:34,720
Speaker 2: Oscar the cat, he goes outside, he eats grass, and

2762
02:09:34,760 --> 02:09:36,920
Speaker 2: he doesn't want anyone to bother him while he's eating grass.

2763
02:09:37,000 --> 02:09:40,520
Speaker 8: No, that's a common habit dogs and cats. Sometimes people

2764
02:09:40,560 --> 02:09:42,480
Speaker 8: say they do it because they want to make themselves vomit,

2765
02:09:42,720 --> 02:09:46,480
Speaker 8: but yeah, typically it's just kind of a behavioral thing.

2766
02:09:46,520 --> 02:09:47,800
Speaker 11: My dog does it as well.

2767
02:09:47,640 --> 02:09:48,800
Speaker 4: So it isn't harmful.

2768
02:09:49,000 --> 02:09:50,200
Speaker 3: No. I mean, as long as.

2769
02:09:50,080 --> 02:09:53,200
Speaker 8: They're not like getting into weird grasses, I wouldn't I

2770
02:09:53,200 --> 02:09:54,120
Speaker 8: wouldn't support it.

2771
02:09:54,160 --> 02:09:55,640
Speaker 11: I'd probably try and distract them.

2772
02:09:55,880 --> 02:09:59,320
Speaker 8: But yeah, there's toxic grasses out there.

2773
02:09:59,480 --> 02:10:04,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, make sure the lawn guy put a sign

2774
02:10:04,640 --> 02:10:06,360
Speaker 3: out right. Yeah ups.

2775
02:10:06,480 --> 02:10:10,120
Speaker 1: Golden Valley Delivery. Jesus said they have a kitty that's

2776
02:10:10,120 --> 02:10:13,320
Speaker 1: been sneezing like crazy. Them to the doctor. They basically said,

2777
02:10:13,320 --> 02:10:16,440
Speaker 1: there's nothing they can do cat, just as allergies. Can

2778
02:10:16,480 --> 02:10:20,440
Speaker 1: you recommend any sort of over the counter VET allergy medication.

2779
02:10:21,320 --> 02:10:23,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes they say it's like nine ten times in a

2780
02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:26,600
Speaker 1: row and the cat just looks wiped out after them.

2781
02:10:27,520 --> 02:10:30,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, if it's like yellow green snot coming

2782
02:10:30,200 --> 02:10:32,480
Speaker 8: out of the nose, I'd consider antibiotics and have that

2783
02:10:32,560 --> 02:10:35,960
Speaker 8: cat rechecked. Sometimes they can get stuff in their nose

2784
02:10:36,200 --> 02:10:38,840
Speaker 8: like grass if they're eating grass. If the cat's outdoors,

2785
02:10:38,840 --> 02:10:42,720
Speaker 8: they can get the strangest things into their nasal cavity.

2786
02:10:43,120 --> 02:10:44,959
Speaker 11: They can get a botfly or a maggot.

2787
02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:48,160
Speaker 3: You know, well, I thought I overheard you saying something

2788
02:10:48,160 --> 02:10:49,000
Speaker 3: about a bot fly off.

2789
02:10:49,080 --> 02:10:50,120
Speaker 11: Yeah, we had one this week.

2790
02:10:50,320 --> 02:10:52,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you explain that again for folks that don't

2791
02:10:52,320 --> 02:10:52,960
Speaker 1: know what that is.

2792
02:10:53,040 --> 02:10:57,320
Speaker 8: So it's basically like fly larvae that burrows itself into

2793
02:10:57,360 --> 02:11:00,760
Speaker 8: the skin of the dog and then there's a hole

2794
02:11:01,320 --> 02:11:06,160
Speaker 8: and it bothers the dog and you put little vacline

2795
02:11:06,200 --> 02:11:08,800
Speaker 8: over the hole and suffocate it and tries to come out,

2796
02:11:08,840 --> 02:11:11,240
Speaker 8: and then you like I took a video for you guys, actually,

2797
02:11:11,440 --> 02:11:13,440
Speaker 8: and then you actually grab the four steps and you

2798
02:11:13,480 --> 02:11:14,040
Speaker 8: pull it out.

2799
02:11:14,360 --> 02:11:15,920
Speaker 3: I remember you mentioning this before.

2800
02:11:15,920 --> 02:11:17,920
Speaker 11: It was really fun. It was a big one too.

2801
02:11:18,480 --> 02:11:21,560
Speaker 3: You end up pulling out like a like a long.

2802
02:11:21,640 --> 02:11:25,000
Speaker 4: It's like slug slug, white slug.

2803
02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:28,880
Speaker 2: That's just upsetting. It does the dog feel just a

2804
02:11:28,920 --> 02:11:30,200
Speaker 2: million times better.

2805
02:11:30,040 --> 02:11:32,240
Speaker 11: And it hurts when it comes out. It feels weird,

2806
02:11:32,360 --> 02:11:33,840
Speaker 11: and then yeah, they feel great.

2807
02:11:33,880 --> 02:11:35,880
Speaker 2: You find it to be fun, yes, well, I mean

2808
02:11:35,920 --> 02:11:37,879
Speaker 2: it's it's interesting fun.

2809
02:11:37,840 --> 02:11:41,840
Speaker 3: Certainly is Was there a new guy working that day?

2810
02:11:42,120 --> 02:11:42,320
Speaker 8: Oh?

2811
02:11:42,360 --> 02:11:44,840
Speaker 1: I bet I know where he was was there was

2812
02:11:44,880 --> 02:11:46,080
Speaker 1: there an intern.

2813
02:11:45,760 --> 02:11:47,520
Speaker 8: That I know, but we all stand there and just

2814
02:11:47,560 --> 02:11:49,880
Speaker 8: like wait, you know, as it slowly comes out and

2815
02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:51,960
Speaker 8: pokes its headlash them all or whatever.

2816
02:11:52,040 --> 02:11:55,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can understand the interest. You're listening to the

2817
02:11:55,080 --> 02:11:58,640
Speaker 3: ninety three x hol Fast twenty so bat Trucks welcome back.

2818
02:11:59,560 --> 02:12:02,120
Speaker 2: Well give me to the ninety three XFAS Barning Show.

2819
02:12:02,160 --> 02:12:05,800
Speaker 2: I'll tell you it's a damn glorious day and we're

2820
02:12:05,840 --> 02:12:06,840
Speaker 2: so happy to have you.

2821
02:12:08,680 --> 02:12:10,000
Speaker 3: Oh Josh, what.

2822
02:12:11,560 --> 02:12:14,960
Speaker 2: I just got done saying how wonderful today is glorious?

2823
02:12:14,960 --> 02:12:16,360
Speaker 3: I think was the word that I used.

2824
02:12:18,240 --> 02:12:22,280
Speaker 2: But someone in our listening audience is looking to start trouble,

2825
02:12:23,120 --> 02:12:23,839
Speaker 2: big trouble.

2826
02:12:23,960 --> 02:12:25,120
Speaker 1: It happens almost daily.

2827
02:12:25,320 --> 02:12:28,560
Speaker 6: I's got to be one, you know.

2828
02:12:29,640 --> 02:12:34,240
Speaker 2: I think there's great solidarity amongst our listening audience. We

2829
02:12:34,360 --> 02:12:36,920
Speaker 2: get together for a booze cruise, we get together for

2830
02:12:36,960 --> 02:12:40,480
Speaker 2: a casino trip, everyone gets along. There's a lot of

2831
02:12:40,840 --> 02:12:49,120
Speaker 2: great solidarity amongst us. But underneath that layer of happiness

2832
02:12:49,120 --> 02:12:52,800
Speaker 2: and solidarity, and we've highlighted this a few times over

2833
02:12:52,800 --> 02:12:55,320
Speaker 2: the years on our program, there are some bitter rivalries

2834
02:12:55,360 --> 02:12:58,000
Speaker 2: out there amongst our listeners. Oh you got your ford

2835
02:12:58,040 --> 02:13:02,160
Speaker 2: people versus your Chevy people, got your electricians versus the

2836
02:13:02,240 --> 02:13:03,920
Speaker 2: plumbers versus the carpenters.

2837
02:13:03,960 --> 02:13:07,040
Speaker 3: You've got Polaris Arcticat, you got Rush City, Pine City.

2838
02:13:07,640 --> 02:13:11,480
Speaker 2: There are some bitter rivalries out there, and I just

2839
02:13:11,520 --> 02:13:14,480
Speaker 2: received the text message. I'm telling you, this could start

2840
02:13:14,600 --> 02:13:17,200
Speaker 2: more frigging trouble than any of the rivalries that just

2841
02:13:17,200 --> 02:13:18,880
Speaker 2: came out of my frigging mouth. But I'm gonna go

2842
02:13:18,880 --> 02:13:25,360
Speaker 2: ahead anyway. I mentioned during our sports report that I

2843
02:13:25,480 --> 02:13:27,920
Speaker 2: was always a walleye fisherman growing up. That's what me

2844
02:13:27,960 --> 02:13:29,960
Speaker 2: and the old man and my brother were always chasing

2845
02:13:30,040 --> 02:13:33,839
Speaker 2: down Willie the walleye. I never got into bass fishing

2846
02:13:33,880 --> 02:13:36,160
Speaker 2: at all. We had a story in the sports about

2847
02:13:36,200 --> 02:13:39,200
Speaker 2: a high school kid who's going off to the national.

2848
02:13:38,840 --> 02:13:40,120
Speaker 3: Bass fishing Championship.

2849
02:13:40,240 --> 02:13:44,560
Speaker 2: Right mentioned that got a text It says simply this, Hey, Nick,

2850
02:13:45,880 --> 02:13:49,800
Speaker 2: you never got into bass fishing because you're not a

2851
02:13:49,920 --> 02:13:50,760
Speaker 2: little bitch.

2852
02:13:52,680 --> 02:13:54,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a rivalry.

2853
02:13:55,120 --> 02:13:57,280
Speaker 4: I don't. I've never heard of that.

2854
02:13:57,320 --> 02:14:00,240
Speaker 3: I've never heard that kind of talk before. I ever

2855
02:14:00,280 --> 02:14:01,440
Speaker 3: heard that kind of talk before.

2856
02:14:01,440 --> 02:14:04,440
Speaker 2: But there's a listener in our audience who's looking to

2857
02:14:04,480 --> 02:14:06,920
Speaker 2: start trouble, and he says The one reason why I

2858
02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:09,480
Speaker 2: never took to bass fishing is because I am not

2859
02:14:09,760 --> 02:14:11,080
Speaker 2: a little bitch.

2860
02:14:11,560 --> 02:14:12,000
Speaker 6: You know me.

2861
02:14:12,120 --> 02:14:14,200
Speaker 1: I like to fish for sonnies. I'd be interested in

2862
02:14:14,240 --> 02:14:15,000
Speaker 1: his opinion on.

2863
02:14:14,960 --> 02:14:18,640
Speaker 6: That, Josh fishing her Sonni's off the dock. That's such

2864
02:14:18,640 --> 02:14:19,880
Speaker 6: a bit adorable image.

2865
02:14:20,080 --> 02:14:23,560
Speaker 1: I have a whole process. My wife she baits the hook.

2866
02:14:24,160 --> 02:14:26,280
Speaker 1: I catch it, cry a little bit that I took

2867
02:14:26,320 --> 02:14:28,160
Speaker 1: it away from its family, and then my wife takes

2868
02:14:28,160 --> 02:14:29,400
Speaker 1: it off the hook it back.

2869
02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:31,800
Speaker 6: But you got to quell the tackle box too.

2870
02:14:32,560 --> 02:14:36,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. It's a fisher price, Yeah, six on

2871
02:14:36,880 --> 02:14:37,520
Speaker 1: the fish.

2872
02:14:39,680 --> 02:14:40,280
Speaker 3: Three ninety three.

2873
02:14:40,320 --> 02:14:43,240
Speaker 2: If you have any kind of response to that what,

2874
02:14:45,000 --> 02:14:47,200
Speaker 2: I just got a text from a listener. I'm not

2875
02:14:47,240 --> 02:14:49,800
Speaker 2: even gonna say his name because I don't want anyone

2876
02:14:49,840 --> 02:14:52,320
Speaker 2: showing up at anybody's door. But I just got a

2877
02:14:52,360 --> 02:14:54,720
Speaker 2: text from a listener that supports that statement.

2878
02:14:56,920 --> 02:15:00,160
Speaker 1: Somebody else says, it's a thing, this rivalry. But while

2879
02:15:00,160 --> 02:15:02,040
Speaker 1: eye fishing is superior.

2880
02:15:02,520 --> 02:15:03,280
Speaker 3: It is a thing.

2881
02:15:03,800 --> 02:15:05,040
Speaker 1: I had never heard that before.

2882
02:15:05,080 --> 02:15:06,200
Speaker 3: Neither had I.

2883
02:15:06,200 --> 02:15:07,680
Speaker 6: I kind of thought fishing was fishing.

2884
02:15:08,960 --> 02:15:11,640
Speaker 3: One listener texted in Josh to say, whileye fishing is

2885
02:15:11,680 --> 02:15:15,680
Speaker 3: superior to bass fishing, Okay, I like.

2886
02:15:15,640 --> 02:15:16,920
Speaker 1: To fish for compliments.

2887
02:15:17,000 --> 02:15:20,160
Speaker 3: Oh that's one of my favorite things. Were I just

2888
02:15:20,200 --> 02:15:21,760
Speaker 3: don't think I'm very good at it.

2889
02:15:22,640 --> 02:15:23,360
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

2890
02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:26,120
Speaker 3: Josh, you're the best at fishing for compliments? Are you serious?

2891
02:15:26,160 --> 02:15:27,400
Speaker 3: I've never seen anyone better.

2892
02:15:27,520 --> 02:15:28,720
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank you.

2893
02:15:28,920 --> 02:15:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, heart emoji, heart emoji, smiley face, smiley face, wink,

2894
02:15:34,920 --> 02:15:38,560
Speaker 2: eggplant water spray, smiley face.

2895
02:15:40,200 --> 02:15:45,000
Speaker 1: Hey, bass fishing, this texter says, is for the ones

2896
02:15:45,040 --> 02:15:49,640
Speaker 1: that can't catch anything else. Here we go and the

2897
02:15:49,680 --> 02:15:50,880
Speaker 1: text come rolling in.

2898
02:15:51,080 --> 02:15:51,960
Speaker 3: I freaking knew it.

2899
02:15:52,080 --> 02:15:54,320
Speaker 4: Wow, Oh we never realized, Ashley.

2900
02:15:54,440 --> 02:15:56,280
Speaker 2: I think it's smart if we just try and sit

2901
02:15:56,360 --> 02:16:00,200
Speaker 2: back and officiate this. Let's not pick sides. You you

2902
02:16:00,200 --> 02:16:02,080
Speaker 2: had to face as if you were going to pick sides.

2903
02:16:02,520 --> 02:16:06,520
Speaker 5: Well, I usually I guess fish for walleye, but there.

2904
02:16:06,560 --> 02:16:08,480
Speaker 3: Should we know what side?

2905
02:16:08,600 --> 02:16:11,400
Speaker 5: Well, I will say, there's this one guy I went

2906
02:16:11,440 --> 02:16:13,080
Speaker 5: on a couple of dates with, and he had a

2907
02:16:13,160 --> 02:16:15,680
Speaker 5: he was a bass fisher, and he had like a

2908
02:16:15,720 --> 02:16:16,600
Speaker 5: really nice boat.

2909
02:16:16,680 --> 02:16:19,480
Speaker 4: It was fun. It's just as fun as fishing for

2910
02:16:19,560 --> 02:16:20,200
Speaker 4: walley I thought.

2911
02:16:20,280 --> 02:16:24,200
Speaker 6: But texture pilot actually trying to go both sides.

2912
02:16:24,440 --> 02:16:28,560
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, I just forget summer fishing all together.

2913
02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:31,520
Speaker 5: Ice fishing is superior than summer fishing.

2914
02:16:31,960 --> 02:16:33,240
Speaker 6: Oh that's a whole nother angle.

2915
02:16:33,440 --> 02:16:35,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know that the guy I never considered.

2916
02:16:35,560 --> 02:16:37,840
Speaker 6: Another angle intended?

2917
02:16:38,760 --> 02:16:39,480
Speaker 1: Did you know that.

2918
02:16:39,400 --> 02:16:42,040
Speaker 3: There's a rivalry between those who use bait and those

2919
02:16:42,080 --> 02:16:42,560
Speaker 3: who do not?

2920
02:16:43,920 --> 02:16:47,760
Speaker 1: Biological Jesus said, bait is for little fat kids that

2921
02:16:47,840 --> 02:16:50,320
Speaker 1: don't know how to fish.

2922
02:16:50,520 --> 02:16:51,640
Speaker 4: Why do they got to be fat?

2923
02:16:52,840 --> 02:16:55,120
Speaker 3: Why are we body shaming the fishermen?

2924
02:16:57,160 --> 02:17:02,680
Speaker 2: This has become a problem. Now our text machine is

2925
02:17:02,680 --> 02:17:07,000
Speaker 2: being bombed, people picking sides, throwing around insults.

2926
02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:09,199
Speaker 3: It all started with a text.

2927
02:17:08,840 --> 02:17:11,720
Speaker 2: That said to me, Nick, you were never into bass

2928
02:17:11,720 --> 02:17:14,360
Speaker 2: fishing because you're not a little bitch.

2929
02:17:15,200 --> 02:17:18,959
Speaker 1: They're letting lit up neck like a stack of dimes,

2930
02:17:19,040 --> 02:17:22,480
Speaker 1: arms like buggy whips. Jesus said, Oh, let's send some

2931
02:17:22,680 --> 02:17:25,760
Speaker 1: live bait out there, set some excuse me, and then

2932
02:17:25,840 --> 02:17:28,400
Speaker 1: catch a walleye. Yeah, real hard.

2933
02:17:29,560 --> 02:17:34,280
Speaker 3: Another texter said, fishing is for bitches who don't have

2934
02:17:34,360 --> 02:17:37,720
Speaker 3: the balls to water skis what?

2935
02:17:38,480 --> 02:17:38,680
Speaker 4: Now?

2936
02:17:38,760 --> 02:17:41,879
Speaker 3: The water skiers are going after the fishermen. The fishermen

2937
02:17:41,920 --> 02:17:45,120
Speaker 3: are busy fighting amongst themselves, and the water skiers swooped

2938
02:17:45,120 --> 02:17:47,000
Speaker 3: in to smack them in their mouths.

2939
02:17:47,040 --> 02:17:49,880
Speaker 1: And now people have questions, what do jesus well, what

2940
02:17:49,920 --> 02:17:53,600
Speaker 1: if you're fishing for walleye and accidentally catch a bass?

2941
02:17:53,720 --> 02:17:56,320
Speaker 3: Does that make you part bitch? Joe?

2942
02:17:56,959 --> 02:17:58,920
Speaker 6: I don't know so many layers here.

2943
02:17:59,400 --> 02:18:03,039
Speaker 2: If you're a bass fishermen, a listener says, then you're the.

2944
02:18:03,200 --> 02:18:05,960
Speaker 3: Jake Paul of the fishing world.

2945
02:18:06,800 --> 02:18:08,599
Speaker 4: Wow, that's quite the insult.

2946
02:18:09,560 --> 02:18:12,840
Speaker 2: Bass fishing, a listener says, is not even a thing.

2947
02:18:15,480 --> 02:18:18,800
Speaker 2: That's quite an insult if someone says your favorite sport

2948
02:18:18,920 --> 02:18:20,160
Speaker 2: is not even a thing.

2949
02:18:24,040 --> 02:18:26,520
Speaker 1: All right, here's a person that grew up in Alaska

2950
02:18:26,560 --> 02:18:30,240
Speaker 1: where they fish for hallibit and salmon. You're all little bitches,

2951
02:18:30,320 --> 02:18:31,039
Speaker 1: they said.

2952
02:18:31,879 --> 02:18:34,039
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, you can't even join the conversation.

2953
02:18:34,160 --> 02:18:35,200
Speaker 4: I agree on that.

2954
02:18:35,360 --> 02:18:35,720
Speaker 2: That's all.

2955
02:18:36,120 --> 02:18:37,240
Speaker 3: If we'll come back from this.

2956
02:18:37,360 --> 02:18:39,280
Speaker 6: They do it, they do differently up in Alaska.

2957
02:18:39,440 --> 02:18:41,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Muskies have entered the chat.

2958
02:18:41,760 --> 02:18:43,119
Speaker 3: Sure, people are saying.

2959
02:18:43,879 --> 02:18:47,760
Speaker 2: Some hunters hunters and are superior to fishermen.

2960
02:18:47,840 --> 02:18:51,040
Speaker 6: They're saying, they're saying, yeah, you only fish because you're

2961
02:18:51,040 --> 02:18:51,920
Speaker 6: not man enough to hunt.

2962
02:18:52,760 --> 02:18:53,360
Speaker 4: Doesn't do both.

2963
02:18:53,440 --> 02:18:56,560
Speaker 3: And now since we mentioned water skiers, now the wake

2964
02:18:56,640 --> 02:18:59,280
Speaker 3: boarders have jumped in and it's we know what it

2965
02:18:59,320 --> 02:19:00,920
Speaker 3: is now, Josh, it's a battle royal.

2966
02:19:01,000 --> 02:19:03,840
Speaker 1: Everybody has something to say, Like this person says, all

2967
02:19:04,040 --> 02:19:05,160
Speaker 1: fishing is stupid.

2968
02:19:05,280 --> 02:19:07,000
Speaker 3: What you don't have a PlayStation?

2969
02:19:07,360 --> 02:19:13,039
Speaker 6: All right? You know they sell fish at the grocery store.

2970
02:19:12,879 --> 02:19:17,480
Speaker 2: Right, Just go buy a sandwich from your local sports

2971
02:19:17,480 --> 02:19:18,360
Speaker 2: bar if you want to fit.

2972
02:19:18,440 --> 02:19:18,880
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2973
02:19:19,879 --> 02:19:24,320
Speaker 2: All right, now that we've started that trouble, and I'm

2974
02:19:24,360 --> 02:19:26,360
Speaker 2: sure we'll be coming back to this before the show

2975
02:19:26,440 --> 02:19:33,879
Speaker 2: is over. For now, let's dedicate some time here to

2976
02:19:33,959 --> 02:19:38,959
Speaker 2: talk about our beautiful bodies. Look at you, you and

2977
02:19:39,000 --> 02:19:48,200
Speaker 2: your gorgeous body watching. Lots of folks try and they

2978
02:19:48,200 --> 02:19:52,879
Speaker 2: try their damned is to lose weight, and it's.

2979
02:19:52,760 --> 02:19:56,520
Speaker 3: Not fair to some people that do everything right and they're.

2980
02:19:56,320 --> 02:19:58,320
Speaker 7: Just not able to do it for whatever reason.

2981
02:19:58,360 --> 02:19:59,480
Speaker 6: Genetics just take over.

2982
02:19:59,600 --> 02:20:00,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot.

2983
02:20:00,600 --> 02:20:02,720
Speaker 2: Of folks try their damned just to lose weight. Some

2984
02:20:02,800 --> 02:20:05,600
Speaker 2: are successful, some are not. Some folks don't even try,

2985
02:20:05,640 --> 02:20:08,000
Speaker 2: and it still happens, and that frustrates to people who

2986
02:20:08,040 --> 02:20:08,840
Speaker 2: are trying.

2987
02:20:08,520 --> 02:20:11,080
Speaker 1: To get Some of the people I know who have

2988
02:20:11,160 --> 02:20:15,160
Speaker 1: the world's worst diets are the thinnest folks I know.

2989
02:20:15,200 --> 02:20:16,240
Speaker 7: They can just eat whatever.

2990
02:20:16,560 --> 02:20:21,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, so ozempic again.

2991
02:20:21,480 --> 02:20:26,360
Speaker 2: With the ozempic, A lot of people turn to that dope.

2992
02:20:26,560 --> 02:20:28,560
Speaker 2: Isn't it a pill? I don't know, there's a shot,

2993
02:20:28,720 --> 02:20:32,520
Speaker 2: it's a show a needle. Yeah, oh, injection. A lot

2994
02:20:32,520 --> 02:20:37,080
Speaker 2: of people go on ozempic now to lose weight. But

2995
02:20:37,160 --> 02:20:41,440
Speaker 2: here's a new downside that's being talked about. This is

2996
02:20:41,480 --> 02:20:45,720
Speaker 2: just according to an article on cnn dot com, according

2997
02:20:45,760 --> 02:20:47,720
Speaker 2: to a couple of doctors. Don't light me up. I

2998
02:20:47,720 --> 02:20:51,400
Speaker 2: don't know jack squat about ozempic or any of this stuff.

2999
02:20:51,560 --> 02:20:55,440
Speaker 2: Just I've heard it's the hot new thing according to

3000
02:20:55,480 --> 02:20:59,440
Speaker 2: these doctors and whatnot. The downside is if you go

3001
02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:04,200
Speaker 2: on ozemp after a while, you're going to suddenly look older.

3002
02:21:03,280 --> 02:21:06,400
Speaker 3: Than you are. You're going to suddenly look really old.

3003
02:21:08,160 --> 02:21:09,000
Speaker 4: That's a bumper.

3004
02:21:09,680 --> 02:21:15,960
Speaker 2: And so in turn, because of the ozempic craze and

3005
02:21:16,080 --> 02:21:19,400
Speaker 2: the idea that suddenly you will be sagging and wrinkling,

3006
02:21:20,200 --> 02:21:24,640
Speaker 2: that everyone's going to sign up for a facelift. There's

3007
02:21:24,680 --> 02:21:28,279
Speaker 2: going to be a facelift boom because of the ozempic boom.

3008
02:21:28,400 --> 02:21:31,040
Speaker 6: So the botox doctors are loving the ozempic boom.

3009
02:21:31,160 --> 02:21:33,520
Speaker 3: They want everyone on it. Get on it now.

3010
02:21:35,560 --> 02:21:38,080
Speaker 2: People are losing a lot of weight, faster than normal

3011
02:21:38,560 --> 02:21:41,640
Speaker 2: and it's causing Oh Josh, you've been accused of having

3012
02:21:41,680 --> 02:21:51,080
Speaker 2: resting bitch face. This particular diagnosis is ozempic face. That's

3013
02:21:51,080 --> 02:21:53,000
Speaker 2: not the word diagnosis. You know where I'm trying to

3014
02:21:53,040 --> 02:21:56,120
Speaker 2: go with that. People are losing a lot of weight fast,

3015
02:21:56,640 --> 02:21:59,680
Speaker 2: and it's causing ozempic face. You lose the weight, your

3016
02:21:59,680 --> 02:22:01,879
Speaker 2: skin doesn't have time to adjust. You end up with

3017
02:22:01,920 --> 02:22:04,920
Speaker 2: wrinkles and saggy skin. And it's more common if you're

3018
02:22:04,959 --> 02:22:05,800
Speaker 2: over forty.

3019
02:22:10,360 --> 02:22:13,640
Speaker 1: I mean, there's got to be side effects, right, I mean,

3020
02:22:13,840 --> 02:22:16,119
Speaker 1: it just seems like it's way too good to be true.

3021
02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:17,800
Speaker 1: That's what I'm worried about. Like down the road they're

3022
02:22:17,800 --> 02:22:19,360
Speaker 1: going to figure out all these people are in some

3023
02:22:19,400 --> 02:22:20,039
Speaker 1: big trouble.

3024
02:22:20,800 --> 02:22:22,840
Speaker 3: I remember you bringing that up.

3025
02:22:22,920 --> 02:22:25,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, right when the stuff started to take off, when

3026
02:22:25,840 --> 02:22:28,280
Speaker 2: everyone started to fire up that ozempic you said, And

3027
02:22:28,400 --> 02:22:28,560
Speaker 2: like you.

3028
02:22:28,600 --> 02:22:30,240
Speaker 1: I don't know a ton about it, but you know,

3029
02:22:30,440 --> 02:22:32,680
Speaker 1: just reading stories like this every once in a while, though,

3030
02:22:33,200 --> 02:22:35,600
Speaker 1: explain a little bit how it works. But it is

3031
02:22:35,720 --> 02:22:39,400
Speaker 1: kind of crazy, how really magic this is.

3032
02:22:39,560 --> 02:22:39,879
Speaker 3: It is.

3033
02:22:40,240 --> 02:22:45,959
Speaker 2: Now, if you lose weight quickly for any reason, your

3034
02:22:46,080 --> 02:22:49,400
Speaker 2: skin will sag and maybe you'll develop a wrinkle or two.

3035
02:22:49,520 --> 02:22:52,120
Speaker 2: So this is not specific to ozempic. It's just the

3036
02:22:52,240 --> 02:22:54,600
Speaker 2: name that someone came up with. A Couple of doctors

3037
02:22:54,640 --> 02:22:58,320
Speaker 2: are pointing fingers at ozempic specifically, so this can happen

3038
02:22:58,360 --> 02:23:02,880
Speaker 2: to you no matter how you dump weight. There's actually

3039
02:23:02,920 --> 02:23:08,720
Speaker 2: one doctor on social media who's wanting recognition for coming

3040
02:23:08,840 --> 02:23:10,760
Speaker 2: up with the term ozempic face.

3041
02:23:10,920 --> 02:23:14,039
Speaker 3: That was me. Everybody give me credit. Where is that's

3042
02:23:14,080 --> 02:23:16,800
Speaker 3: so creative? Yeah? Whoa break?

3043
02:23:16,879 --> 02:23:20,800
Speaker 1: Because you take a zempic and then it affects your face. Yeah, genius.

3044
02:23:20,840 --> 02:23:23,039
Speaker 3: What the combination is ozempic face?

3045
02:23:23,080 --> 02:23:25,680
Speaker 2: The result is ozempic face. For God's sake, dude, get

3046
02:23:25,720 --> 02:23:28,959
Speaker 2: over yourself. That's me, he says.

3047
02:23:29,040 --> 02:23:29,840
Speaker 3: I'm the guy.

3048
02:23:30,480 --> 02:23:34,560
Speaker 1: Torazzo Jesus quit drinking alcohol, lost eighty pounds, and still

3049
02:23:34,600 --> 02:23:38,000
Speaker 1: eats candy and ice cream like they never invented freezers.

3050
02:23:38,240 --> 02:23:42,800
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, gotta eat this quick. If you don't,

3051
02:23:42,840 --> 02:23:44,440
Speaker 1: it's gonna be good. It's gonna melt.

3052
02:23:44,560 --> 02:23:47,279
Speaker 2: I've asked that question out loud on this program before.

3053
02:23:47,320 --> 02:23:47,920
Speaker 3: I wonder.

3054
02:23:49,200 --> 02:23:52,760
Speaker 2: I wonder if if there'd be a grand difference in

3055
02:23:52,840 --> 02:23:55,640
Speaker 2: my physique if I put down the beer forever.

3056
02:23:55,800 --> 02:23:58,440
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I simply switched to the kind of alcohol I

3057
02:23:58,520 --> 02:24:00,800
Speaker 5: was or so I used to drink like skinned cokes,

3058
02:24:01,240 --> 02:24:03,600
Speaker 5: And obviously the coke a lot of sugar whisky not

3059
02:24:03,600 --> 02:24:05,560
Speaker 5: the greatest thing for you either, And I switched to

3060
02:24:05,640 --> 02:24:09,040
Speaker 5: Gin and Tonics, and I lost thirty pounds.

3061
02:24:09,080 --> 02:24:11,320
Speaker 4: Thirty definitely something there, pounds.

3062
02:24:11,360 --> 02:24:12,560
Speaker 3: You lost thirty pounds.

3063
02:24:13,680 --> 02:24:17,039
Speaker 2: Now after losing all that weight, here as wimpy and

3064
02:24:17,240 --> 02:24:18,880
Speaker 2: useless as a walleye fisherman.

3065
02:24:19,040 --> 02:24:20,640
Speaker 4: Oh it's okay, I gave it all back.

3066
02:24:20,840 --> 02:24:22,920
Speaker 3: Oh uh okay.

3067
02:24:23,200 --> 02:24:28,760
Speaker 2: Here's another little saying on this ozempic face bit where

3068
02:24:29,080 --> 02:24:30,959
Speaker 2: you go on ozempic, you lose a bunch of weight,

3069
02:24:30,959 --> 02:24:32,920
Speaker 2: but then you look much older than you really are

3070
02:24:33,000 --> 02:24:36,160
Speaker 2: because your skin is sagging and you're wrinkly. You can

3071
02:24:36,160 --> 02:24:39,800
Speaker 2: only refill a deflated balloon so much.

3072
02:24:42,200 --> 02:24:42,959
Speaker 3: He's what they.

3073
02:24:42,800 --> 02:24:48,240
Speaker 2: Say, so.

3074
02:24:48,680 --> 02:24:50,879
Speaker 3: Bass fishermen, bass fisherman. Jesus Christ.

3075
02:24:50,920 --> 02:24:54,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, we're toggling back between one subject and another.

3076
02:24:55,280 --> 02:24:58,280
Speaker 3: What was the term you used earlier, plastic surgeon, Dana,

3077
02:24:58,320 --> 02:25:01,800
Speaker 3: You said earlier botox. Yeah, botox surgeons.

3078
02:25:01,840 --> 02:25:06,800
Speaker 2: Plastic surgeons are licking their chops right now. They've already

3079
02:25:06,879 --> 02:25:09,560
Speaker 2: bought that cabin on gull Lake Josh, oh yeah, we

3080
02:25:09,640 --> 02:25:10,440
Speaker 2: just they don't even.

3081
02:25:10,240 --> 02:25:10,600
Speaker 3: Have the money.

3082
02:25:10,879 --> 02:25:15,600
Speaker 1: One of our sales guys sell it, sold it to them.

3083
02:25:13,280 --> 02:25:19,320
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, we got to take a little breaky break, Jesus,

3084
02:25:20,560 --> 02:25:21,240
Speaker 3: we got wet.

3085
02:25:21,280 --> 02:25:25,160
Speaker 2: We started something with the fishermen's.

3086
02:25:23,760 --> 02:25:25,160
Speaker 4: Ridiculous this, you know.

3087
02:25:25,400 --> 02:25:27,560
Speaker 1: That is what I love about this place is you

3088
02:25:27,680 --> 02:25:31,360
Speaker 1: learn things like this. I had no idea it was

3089
02:25:31,400 --> 02:25:34,240
Speaker 1: a rivalry. Never would have thought that. That's hilarious.