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Speaker 1: Then as half Ass Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Three. Oh well, it's absolutely unbelievable. As a good friend

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Speaker 2: of mine would say, it's on believable, but it's true.

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Speaker 2: It's time for the latest edition, the Thursday edition of

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Speaker 2: the ninety three acts Half Fast Morning Show. Thanks everybody

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Speaker 2: for tuning us in. How you doing there, Josh? A good?

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Speaker 2: How about yourself? Pretty good? Do you also find this

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Speaker 2: situation to be on believable?

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Speaker 3: I do find it to be unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I I've got a friend who pronounces it

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Speaker 2: that way and I can't it. I can't get over it.

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Speaker 3: I hate it when things are underwhelming. So I'm glad

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Speaker 3: it's onbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Oh, here we go, Yeah, with the Thursday issue of

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Speaker 2: the show. There you are, Josh. You're at home, home,

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Speaker 2: and you're doing what you love to do most at home.

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Speaker 2: You're enjoying some television programming. Let's say you take a

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Speaker 2: break from the Ozzy Osbourne documentary. Would this holds your

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Speaker 2: attention watching a live stream of a tavern, a bar,

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Speaker 2: a roadhouse. So you click on your mouse or however

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Speaker 2: a live stream works, I don't know, and suddenly you're

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Speaker 2: watching the goings on at your local neighborhood bar.

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Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, and I've done it before. You have, yeah,

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Speaker 3: well I've done that for bands. Sometimes they'll stream a band,

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Speaker 3: and I know it's kind of a thing worldwide. They

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Speaker 3: have this going on where you can and so you

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Speaker 3: have to pay for it certain times, but otherwise they'll

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Speaker 3: have Hey, this is just what's going on at our bar. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's kind of fun. You can live vicariously through people,

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Speaker 3: sometimes overhear conversations. During the pandemic, I would stream church

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Speaker 3: services on Sunday, you know, they'd have those going for

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Speaker 2: When I first read about this, this is the new

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Speaker 2: trend for bars. According to what I'm reading, the new

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Speaker 2: trend is you live stream whatever the hell is happening

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Speaker 2: at your bar and let some bitches watch from home.

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Speaker 2: When I first read about it, I thought, well, that

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Speaker 2: sounds very twenty twenty. That sounds very covid y to me.

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Speaker 3: Although it'd be awful empty in that bar in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, what the hell? Yeah, okay, some mice running around,

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Speaker 2: I suppose there was nothing to watch. Yeah, good point.

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Speaker 2: A bar in Fort Lauderdale, a bar called the Albow

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Speaker 2: Room in a place called Fort Lauderdale. They're live stream

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Speaker 2: at Underdale.

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Speaker 3: Where is that? Like, what part of the country.

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Speaker 2: Is Fort Lotderdale? Oh well, this isn't a stupid news report,

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Speaker 2: so I can say it. Florida. Yeah, okay, they live

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Speaker 2: stream whatever the hell going on at their joint twenty

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Speaker 2: four to seven. Twenty four to seven. What the hell

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Speaker 2: is anyone looking at between you know, two and seven am? Anyway,

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Speaker 2: the cleaning crew. They live stream what's going on at

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Speaker 2: their bar all day long. They got multiple cameras set up.

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Speaker 2: They've got a beach cam, they've got a patio cam,

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Speaker 2: they got a ladies room cam. They've got a band

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Speaker 2: cam ladies so you can see, uh who whatever terrible

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Speaker 2: cover band might have signed up.

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Speaker 3: I've got a sun cam. Would you guys like working

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Speaker 3: at a place that's twenty four to seven streaming?

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Speaker 2: Like, I'm not listening right now. I'm not. I'm not

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Speaker 2: listening to your question because you dumped such a terrible

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Speaker 2: frigging joke on us.

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Speaker 3: It was a decent joke.

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Speaker 4: I loved it.

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Speaker 3: It was okay, I mean it was brilliant.

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Speaker 2: You did not pronounce his name correctly either, cam right now,

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Speaker 2: I under They've got a bar cam. What were you saying?

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Speaker 2: What was the question? Would you?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I'd like that twenty four to

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Speaker 3: the cleaning crew. Actually, this is what made me think

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Speaker 2: You mean if you were, if you were a customer,

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Speaker 3: Like if I was an employee.

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Speaker 2: An employee, that's a good point. You know, every once

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Speaker 2: in a while, I'd like to skim a little cash

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Speaker 3: You know, we had an issue for a little bit

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Speaker 3: didn't matter how long you took him out, how many times.

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Speaker 3: So I put a camera down there. I needed to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're watching like kind of did it ever dawn

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I just waited until I I

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Speaker 3: saw the dog get into the position, and then I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't watch any further. That's the truth, Like, I don't

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Speaker 2: What's going to set up a camera to investigate which

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Speaker 3: Ye had to figure so we could correct the behavior.

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Speaker 2: Smart move on your parts.

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Speaker 5: At any point, did you suspect your son?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: But it was my wife, And so that's what was crazy,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was weird.

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Speaker 3: She's just down there. She put on a dog outfit

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Speaker 2: I told Josh a couple days ago, I mean, you

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Speaker 2: were very understanding. Do you recall this, Josh? We were

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Speaker 2: working after the show was over something that Dana and

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Speaker 2: Ashley aren't familiar with. But Josh and I were working

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Speaker 2: I said, Jesus, I'm so embarrassed, And he said, what happened?

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Speaker 2: I said, well, I went into the men's room, I

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Speaker 2: took down my pants and my underweares and I made

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Speaker 3: I got to admit something I lie. I tried to it.

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Speaker 3: I tried to make him feel better by saying, oh,

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Speaker 3: that happens all the time, but it doesn't happen. It

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Speaker 2: This bar in Fort Lauderdale, twenty four to seven, they

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Speaker 2: offer up this live stream. Yeah, good point about if

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Speaker 2: you're an employee, for Christ's sake, you're not gonna be

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Speaker 3: Well, I brought up the camera because it inadvertently would

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Speaker 3: doesn't matter how many times we've repared it, it gets destroyed

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Speaker 2: Like why are they so disrespectful?

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Speaker 3: They're just Boron's more than anything.

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Speaker 2: And this is you mentioned the son earlier. This is

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Speaker 2: cam different So oh a difference my god son. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I forget the kid's name. He's the one that still

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they know, they know but they. I mean,

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Speaker 3: it's completely obvious it's sitting there, and he knew why

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Speaker 3: dog took a dump down like? No, I didn't notice whatsoever,

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Speaker 3: So he would just be lazy and not pick it up.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, you know, I got that camera

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Speaker 3: and I've been able to catch him on that thing.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna get rid of it now that the

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Speaker 3: there just so I can catch him.

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Speaker 2: Typical.

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Speaker 3: Typical, and he's too dumb to fing out.

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Speaker 2: Oh I didn't notice that giant steaming.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stepping over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the horrible smell. No, I didn't notice anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a traffic cone on it, so no one stepped

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Speaker 2: Kids love that bit.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, to ignore it. And he's such a bad liar,

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Speaker 2: So you know who else probably isn't crazy about a

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Speaker 2: twenty four to seven live stream of this neighborhood bar

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Speaker 2: And that'd be some of the.

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Speaker 3: Drinkers, Yeah, I would the cheaters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't take your side piece to this friggin bar.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's watching it home. U. Yeah. I mean what were

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Speaker 2: you saying, Ashley?

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't like that espe like when I was going

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Speaker 6: was sitting at home, like, here she comes again.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she's my favorite character on the show.

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Speaker 5: Does she have nowhere else to go?

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Speaker 2: Someone's calling alcoholics anonymous or whatever and turning you in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Jiu Jitsu's Jiu Jitsu Jesus said that he has

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Speaker 3: been to the Elbow Room. The Elbow Room in Fort Ladderdale.

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Speaker 2: It's called Florida, Florida. Oh yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: but I can say it.

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Speaker 3: He's been there and he said it's nothing but boobs

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Speaker 3: and booties.

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Speaker 2: Oh so it might have kind of a dirty vibe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's why they threw those in there.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that makes sense. This is in your If

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Speaker 2: this is not your average roadhouse and it's got a

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Speaker 2: TNA vibe, well that would make perfect sense.

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Speaker 3: I was looking up whether or not some bars do

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Speaker 3: it here, and there are some and he gets for

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Speaker 3: bands like I mentioned in all So there was some

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Speaker 3: billiard tournaments. Oh yeah, stream I think include Rapids Ashley.

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Speaker 5: Yep.

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Speaker 6: My husband watches those all the time. That is like

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Speaker 6: what his favorite thing to do with his free time.

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Speaker 6: And it'll be like complete strangers.

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Speaker 2: Usually it's wait a minute, now, I have an interest

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Speaker 2: in this. So he watches just average schmos play pocket billiards.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, local bars too, or is it just kind of

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Speaker 4: Always watches crsy have a live stream?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I didn't know if I'd be able to

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Speaker 3: say it or not, but that's the exact one I

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Speaker 2: There's a bar called it's a it's.

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Speaker 6: A pool hall, but you know pool hall bar restaurants.

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Speaker 2: Fun I mean really honestly, because I'm also a fan

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Speaker 2: of pocket billiards. So he just watches regular dicks playing pool.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's there's one specific table that always has a

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Speaker 6: live stream going. So he'll pull it up and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 6: who's who are you watching? Because sometimes we have buddies

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Speaker 6: that play in tournaments over there and they live streams

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Speaker 6: and I'm like, Oh, who's that.

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Speaker 4: I don't know this dude and this dude.

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Speaker 2: That sounds fun now that it's now that we're having

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Speaker 2: this conversation. I think the old Alleries in Saint Paul

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Speaker 2: used to stream a little bit of their daily activities

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Speaker 2: because it TNA.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, things had to change, right right, I know you're

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Speaker 2: It was very popular at that bar for a while,

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Speaker 2: Everyone else could watch you pump.

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Speaker 5: Over, feel free jump on in.

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Speaker 3: It would be depressing in there without windows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I loved it. Everybody smoked, you could barely breathe,

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Speaker 3: I like, how shotgun Messiah Jesus phrase this. Imagine how

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, what does that mean you know the infamous cold

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Speaker 2: The kiss Gale, Oh, the guy hanging on the side piece.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it'd be fun if you knew your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can if you This is a free

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Speaker 2: And like Dana said, your buddy's in there hitting on

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Speaker 2: So there you go up. I mean, we all should

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'll tell my kids that all the time.

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Speaker 2: Right, And that's that's good to know. I've even at

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Speaker 3: Oh, people are saying they're sporting events like youth sports

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Speaker 2: A random house league eighth grade football.

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Speaker 3: This was the Egan High School football. I mean, they

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Speaker 3: Honestly, these guys were really good. I could see watching

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. All right, there you go. You know, off air,

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Speaker 2: I was going to ask Ashley a question because amongst

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like open your eyes.

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Speaker 7: You see photos the next day pop up on social

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Speaker 2: I thought of this is why I wanted to ask

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Speaker 2: And just so I wanted to ask you, did you

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Speaker 2: I ran a little late here. Let's go ahead and

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Speaker 2: out that five K a day keyword. It's all part

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you got every single one of them there that

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Speaker 2: That your shot at win winning one thousand. The number

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Speaker 2: is nine five eight one nine. You text the number

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Speaker 2: is prize prize nine five eight one nine. Turn it

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Speaker 2: out of ida prize. Are we running out a word?

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Speaker 3: I guess we're running out of words. You can win a.

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Speaker 2: Prize, will text you back. I guess that's where they're

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Speaker 2: You should know that data and messaging rates may apply.

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Speaker 2: Don't be a total loser with the texting and the driving.

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Speaker 2: Good luck, Jabroni's it's a five K a day. Oh man,

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Speaker 2: there you go, Cubby.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember the last time I've been drunk.

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Speaker 3: I was real close when we went on a family

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Speaker 2: Close to drunk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was as close as you can get.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't the next day. Do you suffer from something

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Speaker 3: Just almost see that? That's how I knew I wasn't drunk. Well,

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Speaker 4: I can't remember either, Josh.

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Speaker 3: Well, obviously it was before you were pregnant. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: when you because you guys tried. Yes, when you were trying,

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Speaker 4: It slowed down a lot. I definitely wasn't getting drunk, So.

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Speaker 3: You waited until you knew that's when you decided, Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm quitn't it?

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Speaker 4: And I found out really early, like four weeks in

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Speaker 2: It's kind of funny. I got a text message from

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what'd we do?

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Speaker 2: Five ten minutes ago we were discussing the possibility of

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Speaker 3: I know people were saying, like katwb does I just

443
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,040
Speaker 3: more meant like we've been they've been talking about it

444
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 3: here for so long.

445
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll never happen. They're just busting our balls.

446
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 3: We're poor, Yeah we're broke. They're just busting That's all

447
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 3: it really is. And I know, like now, with technology,

448
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 3: could probably spend like three hundred bucks and get a

449
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,439
Speaker 3: decent enough situation. You know, I have a lot of

450
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 3: the equipment that would work for the camera switching and everything. Yeah,

451
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 3: you're right, we don't even have that who does it

452
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 3: like KATWB does.

453
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 2: Nobody cares about KATWB.

454
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 3: That's not true.

455
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,199
Speaker 2: Back to bars real quick, and then I suppose we

456
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 2: got to take a break the bar life. That's the best.

457
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 2: I still love, just a vibe of walking on into

458
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 2: your favorite neighborhood bar. You know what ruins it? Usually

459
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,080
Speaker 2: when one of my buddies says something.

460
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 5: Just open their mouth.

461
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: All they gotta do is just open their friggin stupid mouth.

462
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 2: Then I want to go right back home. I don't

463
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 2: know why they got to ruin it every time. You

464
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 2: just don't say anything.

465
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 3: You were telling I hope you don't mind me bringing

466
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 3: this up. I don't think you will. But you were

467
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,919
Speaker 3: telling me there's a particular guy at the bar who

468
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 3: you can't tell a story because he has to get

469
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 3: a joke in every four words. You say you did

470
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 3: a good impersonation, because I know exactly what you're talking about.

471
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 3: I think everybody probably has that guy in their friend

472
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 3: group or girl. I guess I've never met a girl

473
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 3: that's like that, but certainly guys.

474
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 9: You cannot, as Eddie Murphy said when imitating Bill Cosby

475
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 9: all those years ago, you cannot get through a story.

476
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 2: You can't get through one story sometimes at my favorite

477
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 2: neighborhood bar because every four words, Josh, just tell us

478
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 2: a random story. I'll imitate what I'm talking about. Okay,

479
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: tell any story.

480
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 3: And I saw an article the other day about there's

481
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 3: an you.

482
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,399
Speaker 2: Saw an article like if there's an article when you

483
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 2: take a song and you cut it? And is that

484
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 2: how you saw an article that.

485
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 3: Was about this?

486
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 2: This?

487
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 3: What about a haunted house school where they teach you

488
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 3: how to scare people and they say, the goal is.

489
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: To me give you a mirror. If you want to

490
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 2: scare people, you'll scare yourself. That's what will happen. If

491
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 2: you want to scare people. What were you saying?

492
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 3: Can you imagine? Oh my god, I know exactly. And

493
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 3: sometimes it's like, you know, this isn't supposed to be

494
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 3: a funny story. I was trying to share something with you, guys.

495
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 2: I mean, can can I can we just get through

496
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 2: five minutes of conversation?

497
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 5: Just three?

498
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: Give me, give me one minute, Give me one minute.

499
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,119
Speaker 2: I just want to pick up the entire Bard table

500
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 2: and just break it over his head.

501
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,679
Speaker 3: Give us it's exhausting.

502
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 2: Give some of the boys a chance to talk.

503
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 4: That's insufferable.

504
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 2: What other stories do you have?

505
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 3: I don't even want to say anything.

506
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take a little break. Ski. It's just

507
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: your average f and Thursday. That's all it is. I mean,

508
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 2: and we're gonna try to push our way through like

509
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: any other regular schmuck. Thanks for listening to the program,

510
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: The ninety three x Half Assed Morning Show. You know

511
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 2: that jerk across the street who has always got it

512
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 2: in for me Every year, that guy waits to see

513
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 2: what decorations I put out and then finds a way

514
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: that top me.

515
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 3: I string lights, he strings better lights.

516
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 2: I put out Frosty. He puts out on elf Village.

517
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 5: I put out Dracula.

518
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 6: He does nothing, and I look like a jackass.

519
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 2: I'm starting off to day Kubby, feeling like a stupid idiot.

520
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 2: Last night, for only the second time in my life,

521
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: I walked out on my bar tab and uh, I'm

522
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 2: gonna I feel like a damn jackass over it walked

523
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 2: out on my bar tab. I mean it was only

524
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 2: a few Steve Wiser's but I just don't like the

525
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,719
Speaker 2: idea of making the bartender's job and he harder than

526
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 2: it already is. So I'm going to catch ol tonight

527
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 2: when I walk into the joint.

528
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: How that happened?

529
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 2: I just walked out? You forgot? Yeah, just forgot, That's

530
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 2: what I'm Yeah.

531
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 3: I mean, how do you pay there?

532
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: How do you pay?

533
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 3: Is it like, you know where they bring out the

534
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 3: little computer deal?

535
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 2: No? No, no, you know, hand them a card, you know.

536
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: I went to the bar, ordered a couple of beers,

537
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: went back later I ordered a couple more beers. There

538
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 2: was a special event last night in the dining room,

539
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 2: a celebration of life, so I was kind of pinballing

540
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 2: between the dining room and the bar. And it wasn't

541
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 2: until I woke up this morning that I realized I

542
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: walked out on my bar tab, only the second time

543
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 2: in my life.

544
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 6: That's like the best possible scenario, though, for walking out

545
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 6: on your bar tab. They already have your card information,

546
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 6: so you didn't make their life any hard.

547
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I appreciate that.

548
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure they would have been good right there. Yeah, yeah, charge.

549
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 7: And most places have a thing to say if you

550
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 7: forget to close your tab, we add on a twenty

551
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 7: percent tip and you just go pick up your car

552
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 7: the next day.

553
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 2: I didn't know any of these things yeah, I don't

554
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 2: know sure this is my regular bar. The why is

555
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: that American legion? I know every swinging d in the joint.

556
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 2: I doubt I'm going to be eighty six for this.

557
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 2: I will get my balls busted a little bit more

558
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: than anything. I guess. The reason I bring it up

559
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 2: is I am just becoming so forgetful and more and

560
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: more every day, and I wasn't in good shape to start,

561
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 2: If you know what I'm saying. I've always been forgetful,

562
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: so for it to only be getting worse is concerning.

563
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 5: I've been feeling the same way.

564
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 7: I think a lot of it has to do with well, A,

565
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 7: I'm getting older I'm now forty, but B there's just

566
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 7: so much information to process every single day. It's just

567
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 7: NonStop with news and checking in on things and reading

568
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 7: stories and trying to keep track of everything. Gets exhausting

569
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 7: for me. And my wife busts my balls about it

570
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 7: because I'll have to ask her like three.

571
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 5: Times, what's going on tonight?

572
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 2: Again?

573
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 5: I can't remember.

574
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to freak you out, but you just

575
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 3: said that, Yeah, you just got done saying that. You

576
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 3: said it twice in a rown.

577
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 2: What's the most important or significant thing you've ever forgotten

578
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: about a kid? A child?

579
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife is more guilty of that than I am.

580
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: Where did you forget? Tell us about the Uh?

581
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 3: So for me, it wasn't as bad. My wife left

582
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 3: her at a bit like my wife left the building

583
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: she was at, and it's a little more understandable. She

584
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 3: worked there and there was a daycare at her work. Oh,

585
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 3: and she just left, you know, forgot that the kid

586
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 3: was there.

587
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 2: That made it all the way home.

588
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 3: My wife still wakes up in the middle of the

589
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 3: night and cries about that. And this happened twenty years ago.

590
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 2: So the child was completely safe in the daycare room

591
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 2: of your wife's workplace. She got all the way home

592
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 2: before she realized it, So.

593
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 3: She was maybe halfway home and realized it. So the

594
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 3: kid she never knew, and it was so we forgot

595
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 3: the same one. And she always jokes it's because she's

596
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 3: my daughter, because she's the middle child, right, she just

597
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 3: thinks she doesn't exist in the family for that reason.

598
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 3: There was another time, so we boat, we were at

599
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 3: Target and we both had to go to the bathroom.

600
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 3: So I told her she's maybe five, like all right,

601
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 3: as soon as you're done. If I'm not done for

602
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 3: whatever reason, wait right here, all right, when you get out,

603
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: just wait right next to the bathroom. And so I

604
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: got done. I beat her, and I completely forgot she

605
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 3: was in the bathroom. I walked over to my family

606
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, where's the kids, Like you

607
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 3: were supposed to watch her. So I went back into

608
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 3: her credit she was just standing there, going, what the

609
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: heck is taking.

610
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 2: This guy in the men's room.

611
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 3: No, she was standing outside outside the men's room.

612
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, h six ninety three ninety three. If you want

613
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 2: to tell us the most significant or important thing you've

614
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: ever forgotten about, I used to forget to pay my

615
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 2: bills quite often for many years. I'd forget to renew

616
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: the tabs on my motor vehicle. I'd forget to pay

617
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: my car insurance, boat insurance. If there's an important task

618
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: in life, I have smooth forgotten about it.

619
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

620
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 4: Same here, especially lately. But that's not my fault.

621
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 2: You've got other things on your mind. Yeah.

622
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 6: Well, my brain is literally like when you're pregnant, it changes.

623
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,479
Speaker 6: I know there's a bunch of science words to go

624
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 6: with it, but it pregnancy brain is a real thing.

625
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 6: So something changes, and yeah, I forget everything all the time.

626
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 6: The one thing I'm really guilty of lately is forgetting

627
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 6: to close the freezer.

628
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 2: Close the freezer to.

629
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 6: The point where my husband has put a sticky note

630
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 6: on the fridge. And then so it's one of those

631
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 6: drawer freezers, so then when you pull the drawer out,

632
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 6: there's another sticky note on that part that says, hey,

633
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 6: don't forget the freezer. And then there's one even in

634
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 6: the ice tray because I usually grab ice in the

635
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 6: morning that says, seriously, don't forget to close the freezer.

636
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 2: You're letting all the cold air out.

637
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 4: And I've already you know, I forgot last night.

638
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 2: So uh And again, I know a twenty five dollars

639
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 2: bar tab or whatever is at the end of the world,

640
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: but it bothers me because it shows that I'm only

641
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 2: getting worse in this department. I once forgot to go

642
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 2: to work. You guys ever forget to go to work.

643
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 3: No, I've gone to work by accident or started to

644
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 3: drive there just thought of just not paying attention or whatever.

645
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, workday on a Saturday morning. Who said he I'm.

646
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 3: Going the wrong way? What am I doing?

647
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 2: And this would have been a lot of fun. I'm sure, well,

648
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: at least I pictured that it would have been fun.

649
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 2: It was here at the radio station. It was a

650
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: good twenty years ago or so, because, as Josh's uncle

651
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 2: would say, Mariyan Gorbiak, star goal scorer for the Minnesota Wild,

652
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: was involved. He was the top goal scorer in town.

653
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: Mary and Gorbiak and the sales department approached me and said, hey,

654
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 2: you know, this Saturday afternoon, would you like to make

655
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: an appearance alongside Marion A. Gaberick, of course is the

656
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 2: real pronunciation, but Josh's uncle liked to make up different pronounces.

657
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: Would you like to make an appearance with Mary and

658
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 2: Gaberick this week at a bar or something like that,

659
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 2: and you know he will be signing autographs and you'll

660
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: be giving away tickets to the Limp Biscuit concert or whatever.

661
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: And I said, well, yeah, that sounds kind of cool.

662
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: You know, he's the hot shot in town. And at

663
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: the time I was pretty crazy about the man Bear

664
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 2: Pigs said sure, all right, fine, two o'clock this Saturday

665
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: at Big Dave's Beer Hall in Lino Lakes or whatever.

666
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 2: Sure that Saturday afternoon. I'm mowing the lawn and my

667
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 2: cell phone beeps and I pick it up and the

668
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 2: sales staff representatives said, well, where the hell are you?

669
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 2: I said, I'm mowing the yard. What do you need? Well,

670
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be here with the Mary and Gabberick.

671
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 2: And then this totally forgot. Oh no, it was already,

672
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: you know, forty minutes or so into the two hour appearance,

673
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 2: and I said, do you need me to drive all

674
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: the way to lin And they said no, just forget it,

675
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 2: and they hung up on me. They were pretty upset

676
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,239
Speaker 2: with me. I was upset with myself. Just forgot all

677
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: about it. And it was two or three days only

678
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: between when they told me to be there and when

679
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 2: the event actually happened.

680
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 3: HVAC Delivery Jesus went on a school trip to Washington

681
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 3: d C. Stood in the school parking lot for an

682
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 3: over an hour. When they got back, a friend's dad

683
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 3: saw him standing there and came and brought him home.

684
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 3: He said, his parents' faces when he finally got home priceless.

685
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 2: Okay, forgot to pick him up.

686
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 3: Son was coming back from Washington DC. Jesus, you're not joking, though, Ashley,

687
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 3: I mentioned it before that pregnancy brain. My wife warned

688
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 3: me about it, and that is a real thing. Her

689
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 3: her mind was completely different during that time.

690
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's getting pretty bad.

691
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 6: And they say, they say it takes up to two

692
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 6: years to like psychologically get back to where you were

693
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 6: before pregnancy.

694
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 4: Ah, that's cool, that's cool.

695
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 2: Well then okay, Well then explain this to be. My

696
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 2: aunt has fourteen children.

697
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 4: Oh, she's just screwed forever, so she's.

698
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 2: Had pregnancy brain. And their ages range between at this point,

699
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 2: I don't know, as sixty six years old and thirty

700
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 2: five years older. So she's had pregnancy brain her entire life.

701
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

702
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's awful. She probably doesn't know any different by

703
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 6: now though she.

704
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 3: Forgot she had that many kids. That's a ton of

705
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 3: kids right there.

706
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: Even if I had no effects of pregnancy brain, if

707
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 2: I was a woman's I think I would claim it anyway,

708
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: because you can get off the hook for a lot

709
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 2: of responsibilities. I can't do that. I've got pregnancy brain.

710
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 4: It does kind of help, Yeah, definitely.

711
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 2: If you remember, my forgetfulness almost killed a house pet

712
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: fifteen or twenty.

713
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 5: Years ago, her girlfriend's cat.

714
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, well not my wife. Now, if you haven't heard

715
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 2: the story. You know, my wife and I have known

716
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 2: each other very well for thirty five years. We just

717
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: got married two years ago, but we've known each other

718
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 2: for thirty five years. Different capacities, and it got me

719
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 2: fifteen twenty years ago. She used to travel a lot

720
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: for work and she called me. Being one of her

721
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 2: best friends, she called me and said, hey, look, I'm

722
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 2: going to San Diego for four days. Will you stop

723
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 2: by my townhouse every day and feed my cat? And

724
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 2: I said, well, yeah, I like that cat. Big Nuts

725
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 2: was his name?

726
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 3: Was that the real name?

727
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Big Nuts kid. I'm kidding, I know. She said, Please,

728
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 2: you'd be doing me a big favor. I said, of course,

729
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: I like your cat. Well. On the fourth day, on

730
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 2: the day that my now wife then friend was returning

731
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 2: home from San Diego, I'll never forget it. I'm driving

732
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 2: down Highway fifty five in Medina and I said to myself,

733
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: oh my god, I had completely forgotten completely to stop

734
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 2: by at all. And she's coming home that evening. I

735
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 2: race straight to her townhouse and I remember saying out

736
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 2: loud to myself, please, big Nuts or whatever the cat's

737
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: name was, please don't be dead. I'll never ever be

738
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 2: forgiven for this. Luckily Big Nuts was alive. But when

739
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: I opened up that door after he had been alone

740
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: without any water or food for three and a half days,

741
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 2: I mean, as soon as I turned that key, I

742
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 2: heard that cat go MeOH ah god me ooh. He

743
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: was so friggin hungry. When I'm pouring the food into

744
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: the bowl, He's climbing up my leg. He just he was.

745
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 2: He couldn't believe I was like a hero in his eyes,

746
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 2: even though really I was the villain.

747
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you never told him, did you? Did you blame

748
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 3: it on it?

749
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 2: I never said dick to that.

750
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 3: As far as he knows, it was mom.

751
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 2: As far as he knows, he was abandoned by his

752
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 2: mother exactly.

753
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 3: Ashley, has anybody weaponized your forgetfulness?

754
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 4: What do you mean?

755
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 3: Meaning like they never told you something? But then when

756
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 3: you say, well you never told me, and they say, well,

757
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 3: you know you've just been so forgetful? Did tell you?

758
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 5: Oh?

759
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my husband's favorite thing to do.

760
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure.

761
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

762
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 6: Like, uh, yesterday I noticed there was heavy whipping cream

763
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 6: that usually that should be refrigerated. It was in the cupboards, Like, hey,

764
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 6: what'd you do here? Because I'm very lucky. He cleans up.

765
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 6: If I'm cooking, he cleans.

766
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 4: Up after me. So I was like, I know, I

767
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 4: didn't do that because I don't.

768
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 6: I don't clean and he was like, no, that was

769
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 6: that was definitely you. Come on, I wouldn't do something

770
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 6: like that. It's you're pregnant. It's your brain.

771
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 2: Pregnancy brain kind of sounds a lot like old folks brain.

772
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 4: It's like, all right, I don't think it was me,

773
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 4: but I'll let you have this one.

774
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 2: In the years leading up to my dad checking out,

775
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 2: he was doing things like putting. He'd make himself a sandwich,

776
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 2: put the salami in the cupboard, and then put the

777
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,760
Speaker 2: bread in the fridge and then wonder what that smell

778
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: is a couple three days, what's rotting salami that you

779
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: have in the cupboard? You'd bastard.

780
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 3: This person got left sleeping under a church pew for

781
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 3: hours after a Sunday night service. Their dad was the minister,

782
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 3: so he had keys to get back in to go

783
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 3: retrieve them.

784
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 2: Parents forgetting kids, that's a good one. That's a big one.

785
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 2: That's a big moment.

786
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 6: I've never been forgotten, well as far as I can remember.

787
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, we were forgotten. A few times. It was,

788
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: you know, my brother and I at football practice, and

789
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 2: football practice ends, and everyone else slowly leaves, and the

790
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 2: lights on the field are turned out, Oh my gosh,

791
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,959
Speaker 2: and the lights at the adjoining high school are turned out,

792
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: and we're standing and now we're sitting. You, you know,

793
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: you sit on your football helmet practice. And then the

794
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: old man would roll up. Yeah, sorry about that.

795
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 4: You know, I'm sure my brothers have been forgotten, but

796
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 4: never me.

797
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 3: Are you sure it was forgotten. You've told the stories

798
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 3: about your brothers. Maybe it was more abandoned, Yeah.

799
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:54,879
Speaker 5: Trying to leave them.

800
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: I'm not fed. I'm aerodynamic. Jesus used to drive long

801
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 3: haul truck, did it for twenty five years. Woke up

802
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 3: in Billings, Montana one morning and went east for three

803
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 3: hours before he remembered he was headed for Seattle.

804
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: The son of a See. Now that's a different kind

805
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 2: of forgetfulness. That's that fatigue forgetfulness. Oh dude, I mean

806
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: when you work your Here's a landscaper who texted in

807
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 2: Josh and said one day he woke up and went

808
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 2: to work with his slippers on as opposed to his

809
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 2: work boots. That's that fatigue forgetfulness. That'll make you look

810
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 2: like a damn jackass. Hard work. He'll do that to you.

811
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: Drove three hours east. He was supposed to be going

812
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: to Seattle. Boy those what's the line from Dumb and

813
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: Dummer Boy that John Denver was full of shoe right

814
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 2: about the Rocky Mountains. We've been talking about forgetfulness. I

815
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: know we have a guest or two coming in this morning,

816
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: but I've forgotten who they are.

817
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 3: Chel Klein, yes see, Willie Miles wonderful.

818
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 5: And Glenn Perkins to.

819
00:38:55,120 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: Glenn Perkins at seven thirty, Yeah, thank you. Yeah. I

820
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: don't know where will I be in a few years, Josh.

821
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: If my forgetfulness continues at this clip.

822
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: I'm not too worried about it, because you'll be putting

823
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 3: a diaper on me. There was a maybe you don't remember,

824
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 3: but there was a time, shoot, maybe ten years ago.

825
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 3: I remember where you thought you were losing it because

826
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 3: your memory was so bad, and it was like that

827
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 3: was noticeably bad for the rest of us, and that

828
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 3: that sense changed, so I better.

829
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 2: Take I don't recall. Was there a signature moment.

830
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 3: No, there was just kind of a lot of moments

831
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 3: where you would forget things in all aspects of life.

832
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 3: It wasn't, you know, just in one particular thing. And

833
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 3: you think I've maybe improved since that quite considerably.

834
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's good. Yeah, I'm glad you. I'm glad

835
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 2: to hear you say that. I think I was a

836
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: little disappointed in myself when I woke up this morning,

837
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: A realized day that.

838
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 3: Could happen to anybody.

839
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: Walked out on my stinking bar.

840
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: Jab you know, I think it was local thirty four.

841
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 3: Jesus brought up a good point. You hang out at

842
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 3: bar where the average age is in their sixties. It's

843
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 3: happened before.

844
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're safe.

845
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I certainly know I'm not the only one. Oh,

846
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 2: of course. Yeah.

847
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 7: It's especially common on college campuses. I remember the bar

848
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 7: we used to hang out at the U of M.

849
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 7: You'd go back on Sunday morning to retrieve your debit card,

850
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 7: your credit card or whatever, and they would take all

851
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 7: this book imagine like a book of sports cards back

852
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 7: in the day, you know, and they just had fifty

853
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 7: to sixty cards slotted in each of them page through all.

854
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 5: Right, what's your name? Did any of these look familiar?

855
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 7: Forgotten IDs, forgotten IDs and credit cards too, you know,

856
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 7: so you have to go back and retrieve your debit card.

857
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 5: From night before. And they just had stacks and binders full.

858
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 7: Of them from people of college kids, college kids forgetting

859
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 7: to close their.

860
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: Tab too many yag bumps exactly.

861
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm so lucky I've never forgotten my card somewhere

862
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 6: because I'm I'm the type of person that is just

863
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 6: going to like cancel it and get a new one

864
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 6: instead of going back.

865
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 4: I'm so lazy.

866
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 7: There is kind of a feeling of shame a little

867
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 7: bit when you go in the next morning you're clearly hungover.

868
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I.

869
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 5: Think I think I left my debit card here last night.

870
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 3: That's probably not a terrible idea, though, Ashley, in case

871
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 3: somebody just said, well, I'm gonna write that one down.

872
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't trust anybody.

873
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, your pregnancy lazy, that's what you are. You've got

874
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 2: a case of pregnancy laziness.

875
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 4: Oh, so tired all the time. I's just so sleepy.

876
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 2: One of our listeners was left by his family at

877
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: the Apple River.

878
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 6: Oh that's not a good place for a kid to

879
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 6: be left. No, you're gonna see some.

880
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 2: Stuff left outside in the in the elements at the

881
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 2: Apple River. What wait a minute, Willy Water, a listener

882
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 2: we've mentioned once or twice before. Willy Water. He claimed

883
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 2: he spent the night outside. He slept outside overnight in Wisconsin.

884
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, did they ever come back?

885
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 2: Willie?

886
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 4: It's like a life changing moment right there.

887
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: Are you serious? I mean, so they left you overnight?

888
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 2: Get back to us, Willy Water, they left you overnight?

889
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: Are they not?

890
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 3: Fine?

891
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 2: Neither of your parents realized? Yeah, were you lost? This

892
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 2: is a conversation on forgetfulness, not being lost. So I

893
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 2: want to know more about this one.

894
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 5: All right, Joe dirt situation.

895
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh I was sad.

896
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 5: I was.

897
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: I was very sad what they did with Joe. Dear tey.

898
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: Stupid news on the half assed the Morning Show.

899
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: All right, we're back at ready to cut loose with

900
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: the stupid news. First, I wanted to roll through a

901
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 2: couple of text messages that have come our way six

902
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 2: ninety three ninety three of the Luther Bloomington, Kia text line.

903
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 2: We call it you can reach us damn near anytime.

904
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 2: We were talking about, oh, Christmas traditions, Christmas trends that

905
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 2: might be falling by the wayside in the last few years,

906
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: one of them being writing the obnoxious, self serving family

907
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 2: Christmas letter and sending it out to everyone you know,

908
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 2: so you can brag about what a gorgeous life that

909
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: you and your family lead. Got a text message from

910
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 2: a listener who says, my nutjob sister would always write

911
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: a Christmas letter to send out to everybody.

912
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 8: And.

913
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 2: Each year she would write it in the perspective of

914
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: one of her pets.

915
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 5: I've heard about that.

916
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 4: I love that, I love that. I want to be

917
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 4: crazy like that.

918
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 3: Come on, I was gonna mention that earlier, but I forgot. Yes,

919
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: some people write in the perspective of their pet, or

920
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 3: they'll kind of talk about their pets life over the

921
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 3: past year.

922
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, could you imagine what mine would say? Like,

923
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 6: my dog ate her foot this year. She cost me

924
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 6: three thousand dollars in vet bills. Here's my Venmo.

925
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, everybody, it's me, Maggie the spring or spaniel.

926
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 4: I want somebody in my life that does that. I

927
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 4: would get such a kick out of it.

928
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about what my mommy and daddy

929
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 2: have been up to this year. Are you kidding? Me,

930
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 2: you throw that in the garbage.

931
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 4: They shut me out of the bedroom quite a bit.

932
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 3: Do you do that?

933
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 2: Oh?

934
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 3: I don't even want to know. Sorry, retract that statement.

935
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 3: Strike from the record. Don't want to know.

936
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 4: One out of three has to stay in there. The

937
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 4: crippled one is you're only there.

938
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: The only talking pet that I want to hear about

939
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 2: is that cat who talks about his poopies and his peepies.

940
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 3: That cat is so good.

941
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 4: That has changed my life, that particular ad. Yes, I

942
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 4: say that way too much.

943
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 3: That he is the best voiceover artist on the planet.

944
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 3: Whoever that is, he delivered that perfectly.

945
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 2: It is cold this morning. Cold weather has set in. Josh,

946
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,240
Speaker 2: one of our listeners, sent in a text and said,

947
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 2: this is dig through five inches of car heart to

948
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 2: find two inches of pecker weather. That's true, five inches

949
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,280
Speaker 2: of car heart, two inches of pecker, he says.

950
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 3: Medical Device Jesus said he has a friend who maintains

951
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 3: his dog's Facebook page and it's hilarious.

952
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 5: Oh, that's very common these days, especially on Instagram.

953
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 3: Oh is it really? Does? He post articles about how

954
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 3: he hates squirrels in the mailman, Like Medical Device Jesus.

955
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 2: He hates squirrels in the mailman.

956
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 3: You guys, that's fun.

957
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 2: I told you the story speaking of the cold weather,

958
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: the story about the Old Alleries or we used to

959
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 2: go drink our nuts off at the Old Allerries in

960
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: Saint Paul and then somehow find our way home safely

961
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: in the West Metro, which is the best metro. This

962
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 2: was a number of years ago when I made the

963
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 2: mistake of going to that silly uh, let's watch a

964
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 2: bunch of Swedes fall down a hill while wearing ice skates?

965
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 5: Ash nice?

966
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, what a joke. That crap was so

967
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 2: cold we went to well, I don't care if it

968
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 2: was eighty degrees. That stuff was was one of the

969
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 2: worst sporting events I've ever anyway, but it was cold

970
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 2: as balls that night. And we walked from wherever they

971
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 2: hosted the swedes falling down a hill while wearing ice

972
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: skates event, wherever they hosted that, we walked our way

973
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 2: back to Allerries, and it was cold, and there was

974
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 2: more than a few dudes looking to use the pisser

975
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 2: once we got into Allerries, right line out the door.

976
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: And when when I got myself, maybe two three dudes

977
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 2: shy of having a chance to actually use the toilet.

978
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 2: There was a guy who was right there, pressed up

979
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: against the urinal. He's wearing about six inches of snow

980
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: suit jacket Carhart, Right, Yeah, he was digging and digging

981
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 2: and digging into the crotch of his snow pants, and

982
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: he finally had to say it out loud. He had

983
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 2: to because he was taking so long and the crowd's like,

984
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 2: come on, brother. The dude finally said out loud something

985
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 2: along the lines of gentlemen, I apologize, but I literally

986
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 2: cannot find my penis in here.

987
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 5: I know it's in here somewhere. I left the house

988
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 5: with him.

989
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 3: I've had that same conversation with my penis, like come on, man,

990
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 3: just for a second, get out here. I mean the

991
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 3: second the.

992
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 2: Dude even got kind of bow legged, you know, he

993
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 2: kind of even squatted down. He's like looking like the

994
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 2: sub bitches it. I know it's there because I have

995
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: to urinate. There's got to be something, all right, hmm,

996
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: Onto the stupid news. We're gonna fire this by talking

997
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 2: about to IRS, the Internal Revenue Service I believe is

998
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 2: their full god given name. They almost killed Josh a

999
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 2: number of years ago. They almost killed kubby. He was audited.

1000
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 2: Little did they know they were going after the most

1001
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 2: straight lace Pecker had in town. But they found nothing

1002
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: but the pressure of it all, The pressure of it

1003
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: all almost killed you dead.

1004
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: And it lasted only two years.

1005
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: You didn't have a solid bowel movement or erection for weeks.

1006
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 5: Not at all.

1007
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 3: And usually I can combine those two things quite easily,

1008
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 3: but neither one happened.

1009
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 2: You were emaciated, you were pale and thin. The stress,

1010
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 2: the worry. So I kind of got a kick out

1011
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, there was some amusement. I'll admit, there

1012
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 2: was some fun in watching you suffer, just a little

1013
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 2: bit of fun. But they kind of angered me. The

1014
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 2: irs kind of angered me the way they treated you.

1015
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 3: Well, I will say this in their defense. I got

1016
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 3: a letter from uh like the king of the Irs

1017
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 3: locally or whatever. Sure, and he did apologize saying, hey,

1018
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 3: you know what, we biffed this one. Sorry about that.

1019
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 2: You got an apology, I did, Yes, Well, then I'm

1020
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 2: not so mad anymore.

1021
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 7: Did they slide in like a RV's gift card or

1022
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 7: anything in the envelope?

1023
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 3: No, but they charged me three hundred dollars in postage

1024
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 3: for him.

1025
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 5: Sending that to me.

1026
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 2: Did you forgive them after reading the letter?

1027
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I knew, like some of this stuff

1028
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 3: wasn't their fault. I mean, yeah, so I told this before.

1029
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 3: So basically they my tax lady had told me this

1030
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 3: was a random audit, right, they just picked some shlub

1031
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 3: and I happened to be the pleab of the day.

1032
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 3: And so I get this thing in the mail, right

1033
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 3: the plebe, and there was I haven't talked about a

1034
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 3: lot of this, but it was a really bad couple

1035
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 3: of years and pretty terrible stuff happened. So when I

1036
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 3: got this, I actually kind of laughed. I'm like, okay,

1037
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 3: just keep coming. Why not? Why not bring more on this?

1038
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 3: And so I get the audit, I call the tax lady.

1039
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: She kind of tells me, don't worry about it. We'll

1040
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 3: get this taken care of. You're completely The first guy

1041
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: got fired. He messed up some stuff up or whatever

1042
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 3: it was, and he was really aggressive. You know. It

1043
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 3: was the first one, so he's really trying to nail somebody.

1044
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 2: The first guy who was the person communicating with you.

1045
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I never talked to anybody until the King

1046
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 3: email tech or sent me a lesson the letter he

1047
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,439
Speaker 3: got ends up getting canned after six months, somebody else

1048
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 3: does it. It's going on for a while. Well she

1049
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 3: goes on maternity leave. Oh so then they got to

1050
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 3: start again. And eventually I just basically mailed in a

1051
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,280
Speaker 3: white flag. I said, I give up, charge me whatever

1052
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: you want. I can't do this anymore.

1053
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 2: I'll do the prison time.

1054
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 3: And in that process, my hard drive failed, which had

1055
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 3: my information on it, which of course looked made me

1056
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 3: look completely guilty.

1057
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 2: Sure like, oh is that right.

1058
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 3: There's a company in town. I called him. I'm like,

1059
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 3: can you please fix my hard drive? And the guy said,

1060
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 3: no problem. But if I crack it open, that's six

1061
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 3: hundred dollars right there, and I can't guarantee I'm going

1062
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 3: to find any info. So with the irs, like, it's

1063
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 3: going to cost you less just to be fined a

1064
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 3: what do they call it a bad record keeping fee? Huh.

1065
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 2: So that's how it ended. You paid a bad record

1066
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 2: keeping fee.

1067
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 3: So if I could just recommend it, don't get audited,

1068
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 3: do your best not to get the best way to

1069
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 3: do that is just don't pay your taxes.

1070
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 2: That's what I have.

1071
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, Wesley snipes, Yeah, not for long. He had a

1072
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 5: good run there for a while.

1073
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 2: The IRS word is they got to do gig they're

1074
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 2: going to go ahead with, says here, ir S agents

1075
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 2: are now being paid to watch porn at work. Well,

1076
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 2: isn't that just my luck? Here comes this deal and

1077
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 2: I am not an ir S agent. I'm not even

1078
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 2: close to an ir S agent. Agents are now going

1079
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: to be paid to watch porn at work. Here's what

1080
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 2: they're doing over there to ir S is auditing people's

1081
00:51:54,640 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: only fans accounts to make sure they're compliant. So some

1082
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 2: agents will be paid to watch porn. This is all

1083
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 2: because of something called the new no tax on Tips

1084
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: law that Congress apparently passed this summer. There's something in

1085
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 2: there that says you still have to pay taxes on

1086
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 2: tips earned from quote, pornographic activity if you follow that.

1087
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: I don't know if I even understand what I'm saying, but.

1088
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,720
Speaker 3: I have a little understanding or knowledge of it because

1089
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 3: my daughter she does hair and so she's.

1090
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 2: For God's sake, I thought you had some big news there.

1091
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 3: All about the other thing.

1092
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I thought you were going to

1093
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 2: say my daughter now does pornograph.

1094
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 3: No, no, that's disgusting.

1095
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 2: Well, but that that's Can you understand why I thought

1096
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 2: you were headed in that dire mentioned tips?

1097
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 3: I was talking about tips, so she's paid.

1098
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 2: Did anyone else think he was going to say his

1099
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 2: daughter was now involved in pornography?

1100
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 5: I knew he's talking about the hair stuff.

1101
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 3: So she's, uh, you know what, stepdaughter. If it was,

1102
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 3: shame on you, Shame on you for thinking such a thing.

1103
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 3: But she's the one that brought up or she told

1104
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 3: me about this and I thought, Wow, that doesn't sound right.

1105
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 3: They're really going to do it, but I guess so,

1106
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 3: so yeah, she's.

1107
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I was still picturing your stepdaughter being

1108
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 2: involved in pornography.

1109
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 3: Don't do that. She's a saint.

1110
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 4: I don't like that either. He'll protect him over her.

1111
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 3: She's too young from her. Oh no, you're married. You're

1112
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 3: a married man.

1113
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 2: Uh huh.

1114
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,240
Speaker 3: I can't picture other women.

1115
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 2: What are you doing? None of us do that. He's right,

1116
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 2: he's right. We never think about others, all right. So

1117
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: the story mentions here that not everything on only Fans

1118
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 2: is porn so IRS agents will have to watch the

1119
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 2: videos to determine whether the person's content is pornographic or not.

1120
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 3: That surprised me the first time I heard, I thought

1121
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 3: only fans, that's what it was. It's just a porn set.

1122
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 3: And if people are sham near porn, yeah, I bet

1123
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 3: that's the most popular one outside of maybe celebrities showing

1124
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 3: how they bake or whatever. But I mean, is it

1125
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 3: like YouTube where somebody can say, this is how you

1126
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 3: fix a lawnmower engine.

1127
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 2: I've never been to only fans, not once.

1128
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 3: And what percentage of people you know they're having all

1129
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 3: these year end you know what dold you call them

1130
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 3: rankings and things like that showing what you looked at

1131
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 3: over the year. What percentage people go to OnlyFans and

1132
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 3: don't do any porn stuff? Some of them combine it, right, Look,

1133
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 3: hey I'm baking a flambay and then they're completely nude.

1134
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I see, I can see that happening for sure.

1135
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 4: Dangerous.

1136
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 2: There's still no true definition of what porn is. I

1137
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 2: don't know if you're aware of that or not, but

1138
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 2: says here there is still no true definition as to

1139
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 2: what porn is, so these irs agents might have to

1140
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 2: use the old standard of I know it when I

1141
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 2: see it.

1142
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 3: Interesting, It's just okay, I got a boner. That's porn. Yeah, no, boner,

1143
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 3: not porn.

1144
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 7: Imagine getting this gig, Honey, I got a promotion at work.

1145
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,479
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, what are you gonna be doing watching only

1146
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 7: fans chicks all day?

1147
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 3: Well, that's better you hear about cops that have to

1148
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 3: love terrible stuff. I mean, just I can't even imagine

1149
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 3: having that job. This one sounds much better.

1150
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 2: On the topic of porno movies, I have a couple

1151
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: of questions I've wondered once or twice about porn editors.

1152
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 2: Dudes or gals who sit down and edit a professionally

1153
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: filmed porno movie. Does it even have an effect on

1154
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 2: them after a while?

1155
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 3: I doubt it, Probably not. I'd imagine you become immune

1156
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 3: to it at whatever the word would be to it.

1157
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 2: No, I know the word you're talking about, kind of.

1158
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 3: Like how you know you'd mentioned Playboy just no longer

1159
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 3: worked for you after a while, right, Probably the same

1160
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 3: thing like Playboy if I mean to shoot, I remember

1161
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 3: it was like the JC Penny catalog and National geographic

1162
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 3: that would get you going, And I'd imagine that's not

1163
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 3: going to move the needle for anybody.

1164
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: I have another porn related question. I don't expect any

1165
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 2: of yous to know the answer, but if you do,

1166
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 2: obviously i'd love to hear it. Maybe I'm throwing this

1167
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 2: more towards our listeners. Who are the people who sit

1168
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 2: down and edit porn compilation videos for say porn Hub,

1169
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 2: like the Step Sister compilation. It'll be anywhere's between twenty

1170
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 2: minutes to two hours long.

1171
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 4: Oh you just say it was amateurs?

1172
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 2: Pardon me?

1173
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 4: I always figured it was like some random that's one.

1174
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 2: That's what I figured too. Is it someone who Pornhub

1175
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 2: is paying to edit those compilations or is it just

1176
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 2: some amateur who sits down and watches hundreds of hours

1177
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 2: of porn movies so the rest of us can watch

1178
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 2: a slickly edited video of Sasha Gray's most uncomfortable looking bjas.

1179
00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1180
00:56:59,000 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 5: Question?

1181
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 6: Because yeah, I have always just assumed it's somebody like

1182
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 6: you you wore me, yeah, doing those But I guess.

1183
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 2: You know the videos I'm talking about.

1184
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, But I guess maybe like it's the like you

1185
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 6: know how there's they have all those videos, but it's

1186
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 6: like a like one company will be will own certain

1187
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 6: actresses like rios and all that kind of stuff.

1188
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 4: So maybe it's like those companies have a guy that

1189
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 4: does it.

1190
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 2: I'm certainly hopeful it's a professional and there's not just

1191
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 2: some dude sitting around for months watching and watching and

1192
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 2: watching and then highlighting. Okay, that's a good one, Dana.

1193
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 2: Do you know anything about this?

1194
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1195
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 5: I do.

1196
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 7: I don't know who does it though, but I always

1197
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 7: assuming he was just some guy, some.

1198
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 5: Super fan, you know that's what. Yeah, I'm with you, guys.

1199
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 7: I think he's like some Sasha Gray superfan that like

1200
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 7: put together a highlight reel of his favorite scenes.

1201
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 2: Josh, Now here's something. And I'm sure Josh knows nothing

1202
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 2: of what we're discussing. He doesn't watch porno movies, Josh,

1203
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 2: you know that they're And I wonder who does this? Now?

1204
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 2: Who edits the porn music videos?

1205
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 3: There's porn music video?

1206
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 2: You did? You didn't know that? No, Like, I'm not.

1207
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 3: Surprised, Like real bands, yes, shut up?

1208
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 2: Yes, And and add every high mark of the song,

1209
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 2: there'll be an explosive money shot. You know what I mean?

1210
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 3: Is that true?

1211
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 2: Like?

1212
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 3: So are they just gimmick bands? Are these?

1213
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 8: No?

1214
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 7: No?

1215
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 2: No, I'm talking what I'm talking music video? So a

1216
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 2: legit song, a legit.

1217
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 3: Song and they just put porn over it. Yes, Oh okay, so.

1218
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 2: It'll be like, uh, you know, Huey lewis in the news.

1219
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 9: Do you believe in love splash?

1220
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 2: Do you believe it's true splash? Do you believe splash

1221
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 2: plash by splash? Because I'm making you believe it's true that.

1222
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's different when I was picturing. That's good. By

1223
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 3: the way, the word we were looking for, thank you,

1224
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 3: brother and sisterhood is desensitized. When you're d is no

1225
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 3: longer sensitized to what you're watching. Sure suck being desensitized.

1226
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, because I imagine sex can be that exciting.

1227
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 3: Then well do you so you ever tracked the beginning

1228
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 3: of the question I was gonna ask you, Nick, what

1229
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,959
Speaker 3: do you have to move on? You have to progress now?

1230
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 3: I mean you mentioned you progressed from Playboy onto different

1231
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 3: types of porn. Does the type of porn you're watching

1232
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 3: right now like down the road? Will it be a

1233
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 3: little more I don't know, gratuitous or whatever you move

1234
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 3: on to.

1235
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 2: Are you saying are you asking?

1236
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 10: Well?

1237
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 3: Right now it's like there's two women, but I bet

1238
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 3: there could be three. Two women don't do it for

1239
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 3: you anymore?

1240
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 6: I think that would only become an issue if you

1241
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 6: watched it a lot all the time.

1242
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 2: I'm with Ashley. I think if you watch porno all

1243
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 2: the time, I can only imagine how far those videos

1244
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 2: have to go to get you off.

1245
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 3: Well you okay, you had said you're someone who could

1246
00:59:58,800 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 3: just watch porn.

1247
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it.

1248
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 3: Yes, So does that mean you're a bit desensitized to it?

1249
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 2: No? I can still go back to something normal and

1250
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 2: find it interesting. Okay. It doesn't always have to be

1251
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 2: a bus load of urinating Japanese.

1252
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 3: Olympic wrestlers, And that's just like special occasions.

1253
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 5: Around the holidays.

1254
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 2: So to answer your question, it can still be simple

1255
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 2: and I'll find it interesting. It doesn't have to be

1256
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 2: extreme because I'm not. I'm not extreme. Pardon me extreme terrible.

1257
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 3: Their band well, no, no, no, Vetencourt's one of the

1258
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 3: best of all time. They had a couple of good songs.

1259
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 2: Only, like Ashley said, only, I think if you're just

1260
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: some zombie who's masturbating all day long. Only in that

1261
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 2: situation do I think you're so desensitized that there has

1262
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 2: to be something outrageous in front of you.

1263
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 4: If that's the case, maybe take a little bit of

1264
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 4: a break, take a break.

1265
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 2: That's when you know you're going to hurt yourself. You

1266
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: need to take a break.

1267
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ashley, you're right. I bet if you can't get

1268
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 3: it going with porn and you enjoy that with a

1269
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 3: real person, it's probably pretty difficult.

1270
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1271
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 6: I've heard people complain about that before, like guys having

1272
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 6: porn brain, so like they can't they can't perform with

1273
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 6: a regular girl because they're like, why aren't you doing

1274
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 6: all these like crazy different things?

1275
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 2: To hell's your mom? Yeah, we've been here for twenty minutes.

1276
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 2: Your mom hasn't walked in yet to master bait while

1277
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 2: watching us.

1278
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 5: Can we go down the line or and try it there?

1279
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 2: You got to catch some of those porno music videos, Josh, that.

1280
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 3: Does sound pretty funny for those about run splash, that's

1281
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 3: how it goes. Do they ever have like two cannons

1282
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 3: going from either side of this?

1283
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's clever editing, there's split screens.

1284
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 3: Do they have one with like bloopers?

1285
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: Oh god, you've never seen porn bloopers?

1286
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 3: Oh they're fantastic, but are some of them kind of gross?

1287
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, be careful, Be careful. If you ever sat

1288
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 2: down to watch porn bloopers, because sometimes it's whoops, they pooped.

1289
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 3: That's that's what you told me, and I want no

1290
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 3: part of that.

1291
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 2: One of my favorites. Some of it can be horrible

1292
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 2: and and I've been scarred, but some of it can

1293
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 2: be so funny and so ridiculous, my favorite being there

1294
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 2: was a porno movie being shot on a real live

1295
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 2: fishing boat, like one of those big old the stupid

1296
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 2: television show where all the old guys with the big

1297
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 2: beards went fishing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one of

1298
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 2: them big old Alaskan right, And the gal is on

1299
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 2: her back and some dude is just hammering and and

1300
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 2: like a big old like scuba diving oxygen tank comes

1301
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 2: loose from the wall and pings the lady on her head.

1302
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,200
Speaker 2: And the best part about it is it made the

1303
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:19,240
Speaker 2: most perfect ping sound when it made contact with her skull.

1304
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,959
Speaker 2: She's damn near unconscious.

1305
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 3: I just had a drinking blooper. Everything that I was

1306
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 3: trying to drink while you were talking ended up in

1307
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 3: my nose. I can't even imagine. That must have hurt

1308
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 3: so bad.

1309
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 2: The sound was like you were watching a cartoon. It

1310
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 2: was so perfectly ping, perfectly amplified and you hear the

1311
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 2: the cat what do you call them? The folks behind

1312
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 2: the scenes director.

1313
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus cut, I need to find this.

1314
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 11: Take five, she's over there, just yeah, oh yeah, oh girl,

1315
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,360
Speaker 11: you staying and bye.

1316
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 4: I want to find this, but I'm afraid to do

1317
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 4: research on it.

1318
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 2: I'm forever.

1319
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 3: Splash believe.

1320
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 1: Stupid news on the Half Assed Morning Show.

1321
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,959
Speaker 2: This is a hell of a way to start things off,

1322
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 2: A hell of a way. Two guys are in trouble

1323
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 2: with the law, for quote, swinging their penises at people

1324
01:04:48,920 --> 01:05:00,480
Speaker 2: sounded a little bit like this. Swinging their penises at

1325
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 2: people people including children. Yeah, that's bad, ain't right?

1326
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 3: I mean it was bad to start, but that's really, really,

1327
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 3: really bad.

1328
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 2: So what it sounds like here to lunatics in a

1329
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 2: town called Perth wherever that is, It doesn't matter. The

1330
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 2: two of them, we were talking Australia there, Australia. That

1331
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 2: doesn't sound right. The two of them just smooth walked

1332
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 2: into someone's backyard. They took out each other's penises, like

1333
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 2: Guy number one removed Guy number two's rod from his

1334
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 2: pants and vice versa. And then the two maniacs swung

1335
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 2: their peckers round and round, you know, by swiveling their hips.

1336
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 2: They were in hopes that someone would notice them, and

1337
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 2: they were noticed.

1338
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,040
Speaker 3: If I was going to do that, I don't have

1339
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 3: enough to helicopter, but that'd be all balls. You're going

1340
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 3: to see me do that kind of what's that game

1341
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,520
Speaker 3: we used wallaball we used to have around here, Yes, yes,

1342
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 3: very sexual in nature called walla ball and strap a

1343
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 3: hoop around your waist basically, and you have to there's

1344
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 3: a ball attached to a string and you have to

1345
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 3: get it through the hoop.

1346
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 2: There are three baskets right where your pecker might be

1347
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 2: three little baskets, and like Josh, had a ball on

1348
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 2: a string, and through pelvic thrusts you try to hoist

1349
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 2: that ball into one of the baskets. Each of the

1350
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 2: baskets has a different point total. Oh look I got fifty.

1351
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 2: Then you hump a little more. Oh I got the

1352
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 2: hundred point funny story, Josh, I'm glad you brought up

1353
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:47,040
Speaker 2: Wallaball did a bar gig many many years ago at

1354
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 2: the old Mall of America. Well, wait a minute, the

1355
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 2: Mall of America is still there.

1356
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still there, the old now though.

1357
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 2: What I mean. I guess where I was going with

1358
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 2: that was when the bar scene at the Mall of

1359
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 2: America was crazy.

1360
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 7: Don't get jealous, and you guys tell these stories that

1361
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,439
Speaker 7: sounds like so much fun.

1362
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 3: That fourth floor was wild, I know. I mean, you

1363
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 3: might as well have been on Bourbon Street with carpet.

1364
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:13,840
Speaker 2: It was lawless. It was lawless. So me and one

1365
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 2: of my ex radio partners, Mike was his name, we

1366
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 2: went to do this appearance at one of the bars

1367
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 2: at the Mall of America, and we assumed it was

1368
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 2: just going to be get on the mic every once

1369
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:29,920
Speaker 2: in a while, give away some concert tickets. Right the

1370
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 2: bar manager walks up to Mike and I with that

1371
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 2: walla ball set up, and he says, hey, have you

1372
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 2: guys heard of this new game wallaball? You pull strap

1373
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 2: this around your waist and the three baskets and the

1374
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,240
Speaker 2: ball on the string and you and you hump away

1375
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 2: at it. You thrust and the ball goes up into

1376
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 2: the back. He says, I think it'd be great if

1377
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 2: every ten minutes or so during your appearance here that

1378
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 2: you guys, you know what, might play this game up

1379
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,480
Speaker 2: on the stage. It'll be great. So here you go,

1380
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,479
Speaker 2: you guys brand new game wallaball and my old radio

1381
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:03,400
Speaker 2: partner Mike just looks dead in his eyes and says, oh, yeah,

1382
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 2: we're not going to do that, all right. So here

1383
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 2: we got these two jabbronis. They walked into somebody's yard,

1384
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 2: took out their dogs, and were swinging them around in circles.

1385
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 2: It says here the victims of this terrible display was

1386
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 2: a quote young family. There were little kids in the

1387
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:39,720
Speaker 2: house that had to see that horrible two man dong nato.

1388
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's something you probably don't forget, no, at any age,

1389
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,799
Speaker 3: but especially as a kid.

1390
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,160
Speaker 2: One of the two prick swingers goes by the name

1391
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 2: of Grant Pop Grant. He's thirty nine years old. Acting

1392
01:08:56,040 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 2: like that, That just makes it so much more. Yeah,

1393
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 2: they went off the court for this. Cops were called.

1394
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 2: The d swingers went to court. According to the story,

1395
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:13,800
Speaker 2: Grant and his partner tried to explain this away by

1396
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:19,879
Speaker 2: saying that their disgusting public display was a prank in public.

1397
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 2: Come on, they said it was not a sexual act.

1398
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 2: They said they were drunk. A gal called Virginia. It

1399
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 2: was her property where the worst puppet show ever was

1400
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:43,759
Speaker 2: put on. Oh, yeah, she said. She became physically sick

1401
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,719
Speaker 2: at the sight of the two morons and their crooked

1402
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 2: Harry Pecker's swinging around in circles. She became physically sick.

1403
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 2: She puked.

1404
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,520
Speaker 3: Gosh, that brings up some gross memories of the puppetry

1405
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 3: of the penis guys. Oh, when they came in here

1406
01:09:58,600 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 3: a couple of times.

1407
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 5: Remember you got thrown the story.

1408
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 3: I'll never forget the hamburger. Oh terrible. Never saw it,

1409
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,719
Speaker 3: absolutely terrible. They were standing six feet away, but still

1410
01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 3: never saw it. I told him I wasn't gonna look,

1411
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:12,679
Speaker 3: and I meant.

1412
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:15,760
Speaker 4: It, Are we going to look?

1413
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 5: Are we in the trust tree here? Yeah? It's just

1414
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,559
Speaker 5: the four of us. No one else is listening, right.

1415
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:21,839
Speaker 3: It's based on ratings.

1416
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:24,559
Speaker 5: Yes, about six months ago.

1417
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,600
Speaker 7: We have a living room camera that we used to

1418
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 7: check in on the dog when we're at home and

1419
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,559
Speaker 7: my wife was out of town, and I said, oh, hey,

1420
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 7: pull up your phone and look at what Charlie's doing.

1421
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 7: He's being really cute right now. And I did the

1422
01:10:37,479 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 7: helicopter dog.

1423
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:44,080
Speaker 3: You call your penis Charlie. Na, dude, No, you helicoptered

1424
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 3: your wife at forty years old.

1425
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 4: What in the world.

1426
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,519
Speaker 5: Now we're in the trust tree. I asked you.

1427
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 3: Specifically, Well, no, we are.

1428
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:54,479
Speaker 6: Okay, we're not in the no judgment tree, right, this

1429
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:55,800
Speaker 6: is That's what I should have asked.

1430
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,799
Speaker 3: Yes, that's different.

1431
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,799
Speaker 2: I just don't know why you do that. For your wife,

1432
01:10:59,600 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 2: I was.

1433
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:01,360
Speaker 3: Were you drunk?

1434
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 5: No, I could see my husband trying to be funny, silly.

1435
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 2: A girlfriend or something should take that.

1436
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 7: I can't remember her exact reaction. She was shocked, for sure,

1437
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 7: but I did think she found a little bit.

1438
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:13,680
Speaker 5: Of humor in it.

1439
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 6: You know, you gotta be careful because if that was

1440
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 6: me and I was like out with some friends or family,

1441
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:22,360
Speaker 6: I'd be like, oh, guys, look, my dog's gonna be

1442
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,320
Speaker 6: doing something cute.

1443
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:28,600
Speaker 3: Oh that reminds me of the chat roulette episode of

1444
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,759
Speaker 3: South Park. Penis Penis, Penis Penis.

1445
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 4: That's how it was.

1446
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:36,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's a guy jacking off. That was the

1447
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 2: same episode, right, I think? So, yeah, let's get back

1448
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 2: to the d Swingers real quick. In court, these two

1449
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:48,439
Speaker 2: fellas were referred to as a quote pair of idiots.

1450
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 2: Hell Grant, the d Swinger that I was telling you about,

1451
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:59,360
Speaker 2: says here he has kids of his own. Come on,

1452
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,800
Speaker 2: how can even go back home and act like an

1453
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:06,200
Speaker 2: authority figure after something like that. Yeah, that's daddy. Why

1454
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 2: did I see you in a police car today?

1455
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 7: Oh?

1456
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,559
Speaker 2: I was on someone's property, win milling my penis and

1457
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 2: circles while children just like you were watching.

1458
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 3: He's taking out his penis.

1459
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 2: Were you all by yourself, daddy? Oh no, no, there

1460
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:23,840
Speaker 2: was another grown man there with me. We were both

1461
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 2: win milling our pps around in a circle in front

1462
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,120
Speaker 2: of children. And you took your own penis out, is

1463
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:33,559
Speaker 2: what you're saying now, you listen to your daddy. No, no, no,

1464
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,559
Speaker 2: I had a friend take my penis out as I

1465
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 2: took his penis out. They're pretty soft on crime there

1466
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 2: in Perth. It sounds like to me sawft soft. The

1467
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:49,719
Speaker 2: two Jabbroni's only received fines for exposing their peckers to children.

1468
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 3: They must have been. I mean, the story mentioned how

1469
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 3: remorseful they were. One guy was even crying, you know,

1470
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 3: his lawyer saying, the guy feels like the dumbest person

1471
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:03,439
Speaker 3: on planet Earth. Yeah, you should almost forty years old.

1472
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,680
Speaker 2: Shame Yeah, that's shameful.

1473
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 3: But then again, Dana, you're forty and you did it.

1474
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,840
Speaker 5: Just do it in your life living room camera like

1475
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 5: a real adult.

1476
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Gosh, I really I really wish you would

1477
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,560
Speaker 3: have been hacked and that would have made it undit.

1478
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:21,080
Speaker 5: Gone over social media.

1479
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:23,639
Speaker 3: At that point you got to just embrace it. Yeah,

1480
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:26,799
Speaker 3: there's a private moment on camera between husband and wife.

1481
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,760
Speaker 2: Right, Is that one of those? Is that one of

1482
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 2: those at home cameras where you can speak through it? Yes, Okay,

1483
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 2: I had one of those years ago. Well I didn't.

1484
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,639
Speaker 2: My girlfriend at the time had one of those years ago,

1485
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:44,519
Speaker 2: same concept, so she could keep an eye on the pets, right, yep.

1486
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 2: So I was at her place and I'm watching the television.

1487
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:51,799
Speaker 2: The camera is I was taken care of her pets. Actually,

1488
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,640
Speaker 2: the cameras pointed right at me, and suddenly I hear

1489
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 2: a voice say, hey, what's going on? And it was

1490
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:03,759
Speaker 2: my girlfriend. Right, she could look at her phone, see

1491
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:07,759
Speaker 2: me sitting in her apartment, she could see the pets,

1492
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 2: and she could speak to me through this little speaker,

1493
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,640
Speaker 2: So she says, hey, what's going on? So now I

1494
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,719
Speaker 2: know she's watching me. She was with a girlfriend out

1495
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:21,320
Speaker 2: drinking somewhere, and I didn't know this at the time.

1496
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 2: She told me later, just for a joke. I looked,

1497
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 2: I'm sitting in a chair. I looked right into the

1498
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:31,680
Speaker 2: camera and I started unzipping my pants. And when she

1499
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,280
Speaker 2: got home, she told me she's sitting with this girlfriend,

1500
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 2: and when I began to do that, her girlfriend went, oh, hell.

1501
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:40,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's taken out his penis.

1502
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:43,640
Speaker 2: And my girlfriend at the time had to turn to

1503
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 2: her girlfriend and say, wait a minute.

1504
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:52,640
Speaker 1: What stupid news on the half assed the Morning Show.

1505
01:14:55,520 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 2: Wow, this Thursday, it's not three X rockets early in

1506
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:05,839
Speaker 2: the morning. Tomorrow's Ashley's birthday. We had a conversation earlier

1507
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 2: about tomorrow being at you sure Halloween, right, ah boring,

1508
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:13,240
Speaker 2: No one cares about Halloween. Tomorrow's Ashley's birthday. Another listener

1509
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:19,360
Speaker 2: is celebrating Oh wait a minute, not tomorrow. One of

1510
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:24,519
Speaker 2: our listeners texted in classic country, Jesus, his birthday is today, cubby.

1511
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 6: Yes, I just remembered mentioning that tomorrow is, you know,

1512
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,439
Speaker 6: my birthday, and I guess Halloween. Me and my husband

1513
01:15:32,479 --> 01:15:36,840
Speaker 6: were talking last night about how we should teach our

1514
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:40,599
Speaker 6: son that when people say like happy Halloween and stuff

1515
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:44,480
Speaker 6: like that, that's just their way of celebrating my birthday,

1516
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 6: Like Halloween is is just another word for my birthday.

1517
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,919
Speaker 2: So you tell the kid, Hey, mom loves scary movies

1518
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,720
Speaker 2: and costumes, So because it's her birthday, everyone in the

1519
01:15:56,760 --> 01:16:00,519
Speaker 2: neighborhood goes around town looking for so that's what you spend. Yeah,

1520
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,440
Speaker 2: bad idea.

1521
01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:05,200
Speaker 4: Until we started thinking. Oh, but then when it's his

1522
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,840
Speaker 4: birthday and people don't go all out and do all

1523
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 4: these special things, he's gonna think that nobody likes sim

1524
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:13,560
Speaker 4: or something.

1525
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 3: That stuffs even better, you should know how cool mom is.

1526
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,599
Speaker 3: They have a whole holiday based around Mom.

1527
01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:23,360
Speaker 2: Why is everyone running around the neighborhood in costume and

1528
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,200
Speaker 2: asking for candy? Well, it's all because it's your mother's birthday.

1529
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,479
Speaker 4: Because I'm just so great that everybody celebrates it.

1530
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:33,200
Speaker 2: Lying to children, lying to children. I was raised on lies.

1531
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 2: I think lying to children is some of the most

1532
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:41,600
Speaker 2: friggin fun that an adult can have. The friggin stories

1533
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 2: that my parents and my uncles and whatnot tried to

1534
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:49,320
Speaker 2: convince my brother and I were true was just hilarious stuff.

1535
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 2: I love that routine. I mean, like, say, when I

1536
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:57,680
Speaker 2: was a kid, when when we drive around town and

1537
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 2: we would see doesn't happened as much as it used to, Josh,

1538
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 2: because there aren't bench seats in cars anymore. But you

1539
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,840
Speaker 2: know back in the day, Josh, when the guy would

1540
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:09,880
Speaker 2: be driving his pickup and his girlfriend is basically sitting

1541
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:10,960
Speaker 2: on his lap, right.

1542
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 3: I always wanted that when I grow up, I want

1543
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,240
Speaker 3: to do just wanted to have that pick up and

1544
01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:17,519
Speaker 3: I want her sitting right there.

1545
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 2: A woman at your side. When we were kids, I

1546
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 2: remember asking my dad like, why is she sitting so close?

1547
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:25,240
Speaker 2: And my dad said, oh, it takes two people to

1548
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,800
Speaker 2: drive that car. I love that. That's what I'm talking about.

1549
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 2: Those little lies that you mislead children with can be

1550
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:34,320
Speaker 2: so much frigging fun.

1551
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:37,200
Speaker 3: I had a pickup that had the bench seat, never

1552
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 3: had the girl there though.

1553
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:38,439
Speaker 2: Me too.

1554
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:39,320
Speaker 3: Many of groceries.

1555
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:42,559
Speaker 2: Groceries, Yeah, next to you. You were your arm around

1556
01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:45,360
Speaker 2: the groceries. Yeah. And what's great about it is if you,

1557
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 2: of course have a kid as dumb as I was,

1558
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:50,000
Speaker 2: I believe that until I was about nineteen years old

1559
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,920
Speaker 2: that there were cars that took two people to drive,

1560
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:55,160
Speaker 2: because my dad established that. When I was six, I thought,

1561
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 2: no kidding, it takes two people to drive to some bitch.

1562
01:17:57,439 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 3: Now, Brian says they have a holiday based on mom's

1563
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 3: Mother's Day. But yeah, you're correct, but we want this

1564
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:04,919
Speaker 3: based on Ashley. Yeah, just the one.

1565
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:10,040
Speaker 4: Mom, forget all the other moms. Yeah, just me as selfish.

1566
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,559
Speaker 2: Until I was about sixteen years old, I believe that

1567
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 2: my dad and Willie Nelson went to different schools together.

1568
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:19,160
Speaker 2: Well that's actually true, but I didn't listen to what

1569
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:21,760
Speaker 2: he was. My dad would see Willy Nelson on television.

1570
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,720
Speaker 2: You go, oh, Willy Nelson. He and I went to

1571
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 2: different schools together, and I never took the time to

1572
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,960
Speaker 2: understand what I thought he meant they went to school,

1573
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,720
Speaker 2: but they went to of course, we all went to

1574
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 2: different schools together. So it's little things like that that

1575
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,120
Speaker 2: I've always enjoyed.

1576
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:36,920
Speaker 7: My mom told us as kids that she was deathly

1577
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,360
Speaker 7: allergic to cats. My sister and I we really wanted

1578
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 7: a cat, and she goes, well, we can't get one.

1579
01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 7: You know your mom will get very sick. You don't

1580
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 7: want your mom to get sick, do.

1581
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:45,360
Speaker 2: You were like?

1582
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,640
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, of course, we completely just dropped the

1583
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:49,800
Speaker 7: whole thing. And that was when I was seven eight

1584
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:53,720
Speaker 7: years old. Fast forward to like early twenties. I was

1585
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 7: dating a girl. My mom was going to come by

1586
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,840
Speaker 7: and see us, and we're all going to go to

1587
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:01,040
Speaker 7: lunch together. And I friends called my mom because I

1588
01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 7: realized that my girlfriend had a cat.

1589
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,240
Speaker 5: Go, you can't come up to the apartment.

1590
01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:07,240
Speaker 7: She has a cat, And my mom had completely forgotten

1591
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:10,400
Speaker 7: the lie at this point. Yeah, and it was like, well, okay,

1592
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,559
Speaker 7: I don't like, well, aren't your alergy?

1593
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,200
Speaker 5: She goes, oh no, no, no, no no, I just

1594
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:15,200
Speaker 5: told you that so you'd stop.

1595
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 2: Buggy befroud cats exactly what I'm talking about. It's exactly

1596
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about, all right, speaking of pets now

1597
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 2: that we've started talking about pets. In honor of our

1598
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:29,960
Speaker 2: special guests later on this morning, doctor Andrea Johnston from

1599
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:33,320
Speaker 2: German Animal Hospital will be in studio later In honor

1600
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:36,640
Speaker 2: of doctor Andrea's visit, we enjoy her so much. We

1601
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:41,120
Speaker 2: have put together Cubby specifically has put together an all

1602
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:46,360
Speaker 2: animal edition of The Stupid News, just like Josh on

1603
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 2: a Saturday night after half a Corp's light. All animal.

1604
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:51,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, look out me now.

1605
01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:57,480
Speaker 4: G's feisty, very adorable.

1606
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,120
Speaker 3: I bury my poopies and my peepies.

1607
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:06,759
Speaker 2: And of course we're going to start with monkeys. Those

1608
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 2: peckerhead bastards.

1609
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,599
Speaker 4: They're always doing something.

1610
01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 2: I'll say it again. They're planning a war, a war

1611
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,839
Speaker 2: with humans, just like you might have seen in the movies.

1612
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 2: They've had enough of us pushing us. I'll get there.

1613
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 2: They've had enough of us pushing them around. They've already

1614
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 2: started trouble in other parts of the world. We've told

1615
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,479
Speaker 2: the stories up and down. They're snatching up our babies.

1616
01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:32,160
Speaker 2: They're pissing in our cocktails when we're not looking. They

1617
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:36,920
Speaker 2: think we can. They think they can run the planet

1618
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,240
Speaker 2: better than we can. And I don't disagree with that.

1619
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:40,000
Speaker 2: I don't.

1620
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:43,559
Speaker 3: So again, So monkey, wouldn't you guys?

1621
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 5: I'd welcome the monkey overlords.

1622
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,080
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have be cool to have a monkey? Oh god,

1623
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:50,400
Speaker 3: um said I bered monkey a million times.

1624
01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:51,799
Speaker 2: Is it smoking and drinking?

1625
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:53,600
Speaker 3: Uh no, mine's not.

1626
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,160
Speaker 2: Mine is smoking and drinking, But yet it.

1627
01:20:56,080 --> 01:21:00,559
Speaker 3: Mine's on some harder stuff. What's yeah, Mine doesn't. Smoking

1628
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,960
Speaker 3: and drinking is nothing? Com mind.

1629
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:08,240
Speaker 2: You are, Dana, You're welcoming our monkey overlords. I'm not.

1630
01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:13,160
Speaker 2: Although I agree that they could probably run things better

1631
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 2: than we currently do, I still know what side I'm on.

1632
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:18,760
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1633
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,519
Speaker 5: You're gonna fight with the humans.

1634
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:23,679
Speaker 2: I can't turn my back on humanity that easily. Even

1635
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 2: you can't. Yes, you've shown sympathy to the monkeys when

1636
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,840
Speaker 2: we've had these conversations before.

1637
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 4: They're just trying to live.

1638
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 3: And if hoop Foot Jesus hates monkeys all caps, he

1639
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:38,760
Speaker 3: hates monkeys, get back to us.

1640
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:39,439
Speaker 2: Why do you hate.

1641
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 3: Marks so much?

1642
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 4: What's the deal?

1643
01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:43,800
Speaker 3: You'll find them adorable and you're not impressed with their

1644
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:47,160
Speaker 3: swinging and climbing skills and poop throwing skills.

1645
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,960
Speaker 7: H yeah, I was gonna say, like the little ones

1646
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 7: with the red butts at the Minnesota Zoo that fling

1647
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:51,559
Speaker 7: their poor around.

1648
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,360
Speaker 5: Those guys are great.

1649
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,559
Speaker 3: I like the red butts. I'll be honest with you.

1650
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:56,840
Speaker 3: Put those things away. Come intimidat down there.

1651
01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 2: When the dust is settled. If the monkeys win the war,

1652
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:05,479
Speaker 2: I will tip my hat to them if I'm still alive.

1653
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:08,960
Speaker 2: But I'm not. I'm not going to turn on humanity

1654
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,479
Speaker 2: that quickly when the war begins. I know what side

1655
01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:11,880
Speaker 2: I'm on.

1656
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 4: Why is he yelling at us?

1657
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,519
Speaker 2: Josh, who's yelling?

1658
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,600
Speaker 4: I don't like the man? Oh the guy that just

1659
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 4: texted about hat?

1660
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:22,360
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay, poop Foot Jesus says he hates monkeys,

1661
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,760
Speaker 2: and now he's yelling at us.

1662
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:26,599
Speaker 6: It's just in all cabs, Yeah, he said, because they

1663
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,400
Speaker 6: look like people and are dumb.

1664
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,880
Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot of people that look like people

1665
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:33,280
Speaker 3: and they're dumb. Why the monkeys. I think they're a

1666
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:33,720
Speaker 3: little cuter.

1667
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,439
Speaker 4: I would argue that they are not dumb.

1668
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:38,439
Speaker 3: I would like to see a monkey in a military outfit.

1669
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:39,840
Speaker 3: He's got his.

1670
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:41,639
Speaker 5: Uh, it's got a little bazooka.

1671
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, a sniper, a monkey sniper. Wouldn't you want to

1672
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 3: see something like that?

1673
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:47,920
Speaker 4: Warm paint on?

1674
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 2: Of course they look cute in uniform. All right.

1675
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:56,960
Speaker 3: A lot of people aren't texting in saying they like

1676
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,559
Speaker 3: to spank their monkey.

1677
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:04,479
Speaker 2: Ilarious. Here's the latest nightmare that has unfolded here. In

1678
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:10,480
Speaker 2: the early days of the human monkey war. Down there, Mississippi,

1679
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:17,080
Speaker 2: diseased research monkeys being transported down the interstate in a

1680
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:21,679
Speaker 2: semi truck and trailer. They were able to overturn the truck.

1681
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 2: They caused it to crash, and then they escaped from

1682
01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 2: the truck. The driver of the truck didn't see it coming.

1683
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,599
Speaker 2: He says he smelled turds in the cab. At one

1684
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,280
Speaker 2: point or another. He knew it wasn't him. Next thing

1685
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:37,320
Speaker 2: he knows, he's peeling himself off the road, upside down

1686
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:40,120
Speaker 2: in the cab of his truck. They got him. The

1687
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:44,200
Speaker 2: monkeys turned the truck over, and now they're gone.

1688
01:23:45,320 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't welcome the monkey over learns now, Yeah, Tol,

1689
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:51,080
Speaker 3: you already said it. They're on their way here. You're

1690
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:52,760
Speaker 3: going to be there, bitch, Dana.

1691
01:23:52,479 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 2: Am The diseased monkeys escaped. They were being driven from

1692
01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 2: one research facility to another. You know, a pile of

1693
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:04,519
Speaker 2: it in the trailer. Cop showed up full force. It

1694
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:08,720
Speaker 2: was too late. And now the police down there are

1695
01:24:08,760 --> 01:24:11,960
Speaker 2: telling folks in the neighborhood to stay inside. Don't go

1696
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,799
Speaker 2: near a monkey if and you see one. The monkeys

1697
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:17,760
Speaker 2: are infected with COVID. I'm not making this up. The

1698
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:21,560
Speaker 2: monkeys have herpes. Welcome to the club. The monkeys have hepatitis.

1699
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:24,599
Speaker 3: I know they've come out now and said that's not true.

1700
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:29,479
Speaker 2: And you're buying it. You're buying that, Josh, I am buying.

1701
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:32,800
Speaker 2: Don't you think of that as maybe monkey war propaganda.

1702
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:33,920
Speaker 2: Don't do this to me.

1703
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,719
Speaker 3: I slept with two of those monkeys and I thought

1704
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:39,000
Speaker 3: I was safe. So now you're saying they do have

1705
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:42,719
Speaker 3: COVID and herpes and super ganorrhea and everything else.

1706
01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:47,000
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you a monkey? Effert? You know what

1707
01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:49,640
Speaker 2: I am? For Pete's sake, it says here some of

1708
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:53,919
Speaker 2: the escaped monkeys have been shot dead. Oh this is terrible.

1709
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:55,120
Speaker 4: What is going on?

1710
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:57,240
Speaker 3: And not they were infected.

1711
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:00,519
Speaker 2: And they don't like people. I'm guessing that it's says here,

1712
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:03,840
Speaker 2: don't go near these monkeys. They do not like us,

1713
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,840
Speaker 2: and I'm guessing that's because they know that we are

1714
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 2: the ones that gave them COVID and herpies and hepatitis.

1715
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:11,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a lab monkey or lab enter the

1716
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,760
Speaker 3: you know, whatever animal you want to put after that.

1717
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,800
Speaker 3: But they don't have a good feeling about humans. Some

1718
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:19,480
Speaker 3: hair spray sprayed in their eyes and whatnot.

1719
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,639
Speaker 2: It's gonna get a whole lot worse for it gets

1720
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 2: better everybody.

1721
01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:24,240
Speaker 4: In their eyes.

1722
01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:29,280
Speaker 2: The war has begun here in the States. They overturned

1723
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:33,280
Speaker 2: a frigging truck, they kicked the driver's ass, and they

1724
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:34,600
Speaker 2: ran into the woods.

1725
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:41,200
Speaker 6: I can't get enough of these stories, though, Come on,

1726
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,640
Speaker 6: more monkey issues please.

1727
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:48,280
Speaker 3: Although some of them we've talked about these monkeys many times,

1728
01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:51,400
Speaker 3: where they're like stealing babies and throwing them off roofs

1729
01:25:51,439 --> 01:25:53,719
Speaker 3: and stuff like that that I don't like evil monkeys.

1730
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,800
Speaker 2: They're climbing in your windows.

1731
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,200
Speaker 4: I can't help, but I hope the babies are okay.

1732
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:07,479
Speaker 6: But like imagining a monkey just like throwing a baby

1733
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:08,520
Speaker 6: like a football.

1734
01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:10,519
Speaker 3: I gotta say I get kind of scared of the

1735
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,439
Speaker 3: monkey on Family Guy, that that monkey is always so

1736
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:18,080
Speaker 3: upset closet. Yeah, and Chris, he's always pointing and he

1737
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:18,920
Speaker 3: looks so angry.

1738
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,080
Speaker 4: He's a family man.

1739
01:26:20,560 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they did a whole episode about him on

1740
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:23,080
Speaker 5: so I forgot about that.

1741
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:25,360
Speaker 7: They kind of told his backstory and the monkey's actually

1742
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 7: just misunderstood.

1743
01:26:26,479 --> 01:26:28,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, they finally got sick of They're like, all right,

1744
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,360
Speaker 6: I think we've just bled this bit dry, so we're

1745
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,400
Speaker 6: gonna have an ending here.

1746
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:33,960
Speaker 5: You know.

1747
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:37,280
Speaker 3: That's sometimes the magic a Family Guy is they do

1748
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,759
Speaker 3: a bit to the point where you're screaming at your TV,

1749
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:43,280
Speaker 3: and then eventually, like Stockholm syndrome, you're like, okay, this

1750
01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:46,080
Speaker 3: is funny again comes Yeah, exactly, the odometer trips over

1751
01:26:46,120 --> 01:26:47,000
Speaker 3: and it starts again.

1752
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,559
Speaker 5: I get Family Guys shamed of my household. I don't

1753
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,120
Speaker 5: appreciate it.

1754
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:51,200
Speaker 4: What do you mean divorce?

1755
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 7: My wife will watch every single trashy dating show possible,

1756
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:59,599
Speaker 7: but somehow Family Guy's just beneath her and I'm stupid

1757
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,200
Speaker 7: for watching it.

1758
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:02,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife doesn't like Family Guy or South Park

1759
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:03,400
Speaker 3: doesn't get it.

1760
01:27:03,439 --> 01:27:07,280
Speaker 2: What can you imagine the truck driver with that trailer

1761
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:12,360
Speaker 2: full of monkeys driving down the interstate in Mississippi. He

1762
01:27:12,479 --> 01:27:15,920
Speaker 2: was probably on the CB talking to other truckers. You

1763
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:18,800
Speaker 2: hear what happened to that unlucky some bitch in Indianapolis

1764
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:21,680
Speaker 2: with Mark Sanchez, Right, They're chatting back and forth on

1765
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:25,240
Speaker 2: the CB, and then the trucker thinks to himself, what

1766
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:27,960
Speaker 2: the hell smells like chloroform? And next and then a

1767
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,719
Speaker 2: monkey puts a rag over his face and he over

1768
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:35,760
Speaker 2: turns the truck and then the disease monkeys are running wild.

1769
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:37,920
Speaker 2: He's thinking, this can't be happening. I just wanted to

1770
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:41,599
Speaker 2: get to the Hotel eight, get a prostitute, a case

1771
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:44,120
Speaker 2: of beer, Motel eight whatever they call it.

1772
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's probably saying like you're saying, the CB, Oh,

1773
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,200
Speaker 7: that thing that happened to that truck driver to Mark Sanchez,

1774
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,000
Speaker 7: that's the worst thing to happen in the history of truck.

1775
01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he's like, who the hell put a

1776
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:55,240
Speaker 2: bottle of chloroform in the.

1777
01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,519
Speaker 4: Thought of him crawled out of the truck over Richard.

1778
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell just happen? Monkey just puts some

1779
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:09,360
Speaker 2: a chloroform rag over my mouth and I had overturned

1780
01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:13,160
Speaker 2: the bitch. Here's more. Here's another one in Texas. A

1781
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:18,120
Speaker 2: pet monkey. A pet monkey tired of being captive, I

1782
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:24,240
Speaker 2: would imagine, cut loose from its human owner. And the

1783
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:27,679
Speaker 2: monkey went mentaled inside one of those Spirit Halloween shops.

1784
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,519
Speaker 4: My daughter looked up.

1785
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:32,920
Speaker 3: She said, what in the world, And she's like, is

1786
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:34,519
Speaker 3: that a real monkey?

1787
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:37,519
Speaker 2: And saw I look up and I said, it's got

1788
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:39,639
Speaker 2: a diapers. I guess it is real.

1789
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:42,600
Speaker 8: It was entertaining. I was like, huh. A lot of

1790
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:44,960
Speaker 8: people just stood and washed for like thirty minute, like

1791
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:48,400
Speaker 8: the whole time. There's monkey. They had kids trying to catch.

1792
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,519
Speaker 2: It, and it had jumped down on the floor and

1793
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:52,360
Speaker 2: ran past my leg.

1794
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:55,120
Speaker 3: And at that point I was like, okay, I've had enough.

1795
01:28:56,320 --> 01:29:00,519
Speaker 2: Those are folks who were witnesses to this at the

1796
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:03,679
Speaker 2: Spirit Halloween shop in Texas for more than a half hour.

1797
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:07,360
Speaker 2: This monkey was swinging from the rafters, screaming out threats,

1798
01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:14,720
Speaker 2: dropping turds like like atomic bombs from the ceiling of

1799
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:18,280
Speaker 2: this halloween shop. That was Arlene, the lady that was

1800
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:21,559
Speaker 2: speaking there. Arlene talked at the local television news about

1801
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:24,519
Speaker 2: what she saw and it was you heard her say it, Josh,

1802
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:26,400
Speaker 2: the monkey was wearing a diaper.

1803
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,719
Speaker 4: And that's what made her realize it's a real monkey.

1804
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:31,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I saw a picture of the monkey.

1805
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,800
Speaker 3: Is pretty dark, cute.

1806
01:29:33,439 --> 01:29:34,400
Speaker 5: That must have been awesome.

1807
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

1808
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:39,479
Speaker 7: Spirit halloweens are chaotic as it is, and you throw

1809
01:29:39,479 --> 01:29:40,439
Speaker 7: a monkey in there too.

1810
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:41,920
Speaker 5: That must have been so much fun.

1811
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:42,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good day.

1812
01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:45,960
Speaker 3: I missed the parrot at our local car wash.

1813
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:48,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that one, Yeah, I know the one you're

1814
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:48,519
Speaker 5: talking about.

1815
01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,439
Speaker 2: Did every neighborhood car wash have a parrot for there?

1816
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:54,599
Speaker 2: About twenty twenty.

1817
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,280
Speaker 3: Was a paradise, that's the one by us. I have

1818
01:29:55,320 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 3: no idea if that was just kind of their deal.

1819
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,840
Speaker 2: I just know they had a parrot there and it

1820
01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:03,519
Speaker 2: always looked miserable. Mm hmm, looked absolutely miserable. Oh. The

1821
01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:05,800
Speaker 2: one that I saw, it looked at me and it

1822
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:07,240
Speaker 2: said end my life.

1823
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,760
Speaker 3: Please, it f bomb me every time I was in there.

1824
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:11,880
Speaker 3: Did it cuss yeah, constantly cool.

1825
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:13,080
Speaker 2: Did it talk well?

1826
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,240
Speaker 3: I mean I nobody else could hear it, but I could.

1827
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:17,760
Speaker 3: People thought it was a little weird for some reason. Yeah,

1828
01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:20,880
Speaker 3: I could hear what it was thinking. S's terrible things

1829
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:22,800
Speaker 3: about me, And you wouldn't believe the jokes that had

1830
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:23,800
Speaker 3: about my mom.

1831
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:25,000
Speaker 2: Oh Christ awful.

1832
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:26,599
Speaker 4: That's where it all started.

1833
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,880
Speaker 2: So this monkey went wild inside the Halloween shop. Eventually,

1834
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:35,280
Speaker 2: the monkey's owner offered it a cookie, and the monkey

1835
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 2: calmed down and it was recaptured.

1836
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:40,240
Speaker 3: A cookie would calm you down? I've seen you around.

1837
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:43,559
Speaker 2: Cookies, Yeah, it would. Maybe my mood changes. I'm much

1838
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:49,200
Speaker 2: more primate maybe than man. The monkey wasn't injured at all,

1839
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:53,960
Speaker 2: and supposedly everything went back to normal at the Halloween shop.

1840
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,160
Speaker 2: But take this as another sign of things to come.

1841
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,040
Speaker 2: If that Halloween Shop monkey would have been starving for

1842
01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:03,559
Speaker 2: a cookie, I think things could have turned out much

1843
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:08,040
Speaker 2: much worse. At the least, I think if there was

1844
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:11,640
Speaker 2: no cookie, Josh, at the least, I think someone in

1845
01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:13,880
Speaker 2: that store would have ended up being suffocated by a

1846
01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:20,000
Speaker 2: dirty monkey diaper, just like that chloroform rag on the

1847
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:26,639
Speaker 2: truck driver. This one's going to throw you too. I think,

1848
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:33,479
Speaker 2: try this one out at in Orlando, is how I

1849
01:31:33,479 --> 01:31:39,840
Speaker 2: should have said that. In Orlando, at SeaWorld, they're calling

1850
01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,599
Speaker 2: it SeaWorld. Anyone been there?

1851
01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:44,080
Speaker 10: No, nope.

1852
01:31:44,479 --> 01:31:48,160
Speaker 3: I was at disney World, but not SeaWorld. Didn't have

1853
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:49,120
Speaker 3: time over there.

1854
01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:52,280
Speaker 2: At SeaWorld, a gal riding on one of those roller coasters,

1855
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:58,280
Speaker 2: she got knocked unconscious by a duck that was a

1856
01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:03,679
Speaker 2: fly in through the park. And now the Galaxy. Now

1857
01:32:03,720 --> 01:32:08,679
Speaker 2: she's suing Sea World. She wants fifty grand. So there

1858
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:12,000
Speaker 2: she was a few months ago. She's ripping up and

1859
01:32:12,040 --> 01:32:15,880
Speaker 2: down on that damn roller coaster, going faster than piss.

1860
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:19,000
Speaker 2: At the exact same time, a damn duck flies through.

1861
01:32:19,479 --> 01:32:22,479
Speaker 2: The duck hit the ladies square in the mug and

1862
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:25,400
Speaker 2: it knocked her out cold. She took that corkscrew duck

1863
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:26,960
Speaker 2: rod right to the jaw.

1864
01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:28,440
Speaker 3: Why is that corkscrew?

1865
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 2: It's gross for her pleasure? I think is the joke anyway,

1866
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,040
Speaker 2: And it put her to sleep. This duck hit her

1867
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:40,439
Speaker 2: in the face so hard it knocked her right on out.

1868
01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:44,679
Speaker 2: This gall In her lawsuit they say that Sea word,

1869
01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:50,040
Speaker 2: I mean SeaWorld should have warned her about the dangerous

1870
01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:53,799
Speaker 2: condition of the park before she got on the roller coaster.

1871
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:56,400
Speaker 2: She says they placed her in harm's way.

1872
01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:58,080
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you're outside.

1873
01:32:58,360 --> 01:32:59,840
Speaker 3: It is kind of crazy that you can sue for

1874
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:00,880
Speaker 3: anything nowadays.

1875
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:02,920
Speaker 4: I hate this lady.

1876
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:08,800
Speaker 2: Here's a quote from her sleezy ambulance chasing lawyer. SeaWorld

1877
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:15,200
Speaker 2: created a zone of danger for bird strikes due to

1878
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:19,679
Speaker 2: placing the roller coaster over or near a body of water,

1879
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:25,719
Speaker 2: which creates a higher risk of bird strikes involving ducks, gulls, geese,

1880
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:30,920
Speaker 2: and other water foul Oh shut up.

1881
01:33:32,160 --> 01:33:34,599
Speaker 5: She wants to beware of duck sign on the roller

1882
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,439
Speaker 5: coaster as you use the sock.

1883
01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:38,679
Speaker 4: How dumb do you have to be to not think about?

1884
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:40,639
Speaker 4: My gosh.

1885
01:33:40,840 --> 01:33:47,000
Speaker 2: The lawsuit also claimed, Ashley, please the lawyers and such

1886
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:51,120
Speaker 2: are talking. The lawsuit also claimed that the roller coaster

1887
01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:57,920
Speaker 2: disoriented the birds and increased the risk of bird human

1888
01:33:58,040 --> 01:34:01,240
Speaker 2: high speed collisions. The roller coaster, with it whipping by

1889
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:04,160
Speaker 2: and spinning, it would disorient the birds and they go,

1890
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,920
Speaker 2: I don't even know where I'm fine anymore, And it

1891
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:11,200
Speaker 2: increased the risk of these bird human collisions. You didn't

1892
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:11,679
Speaker 2: know that.

1893
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:13,639
Speaker 4: They should be the ones that are suing the ducks

1894
01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:16,080
Speaker 4: and the birds, and the waterfowl's.

1895
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:18,120
Speaker 3: Good point where somebody should on behalf of the bird.

1896
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:18,880
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

1897
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,040
Speaker 2: The most upsetting part of the story is that I

1898
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,360
Speaker 2: have no information on what happened to the duck. Was

1899
01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 2: he killed in the collision. Is he paralyzed from the

1900
01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:29,320
Speaker 2: beak down, and he's been placed in an adorable little wheelchair.

1901
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:33,519
Speaker 2: We just don't know. Have you ever seen a duck

1902
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:36,479
Speaker 2: in a wheelchair? No, that I wanted, you would.

1903
01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:38,000
Speaker 3: Probably on Looney Tunes or something.

1904
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:40,280
Speaker 2: I'd imagine you will get rid of all of your

1905
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:42,720
Speaker 2: current pets and all you will want is a duck

1906
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:45,240
Speaker 2: in a wheelchair the minute you see a duck in

1907
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:45,920
Speaker 2: a wheelchair.

1908
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:48,920
Speaker 3: This person's right, they should have had an anti duck

1909
01:34:49,040 --> 01:34:53,360
Speaker 3: air defense. That's true, And a lot of people are

1910
01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:56,920
Speaker 3: bringing up a good point. She should have ducked. Oh,

1911
01:34:56,920 --> 01:34:58,800
Speaker 3: why is the penis corkscrewed?

1912
01:34:58,880 --> 01:35:03,080
Speaker 2: It's for her pleasure. Just stick with the easy joke sometimes, Josh,

1913
01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:04,040
Speaker 2: for her pleasure.

1914
01:35:04,120 --> 01:35:06,479
Speaker 3: Well, now I'm picturing that they have a cork down

1915
01:35:06,520 --> 01:35:08,880
Speaker 3: there the lady's doing. They just got to uncork it

1916
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:12,320
Speaker 3: and go for it. It's similar pork their brains out.

1917
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:14,080
Speaker 4: I need a duck in a wheelchair.

1918
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:15,679
Speaker 2: Are you looking at a duck in a wheelchair?

1919
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:16,200
Speaker 4: Yes?

1920
01:35:16,240 --> 01:35:19,360
Speaker 2: Are you already thinking about turning your dogs into the pounds? Yes?

1921
01:35:19,439 --> 01:35:20,240
Speaker 2: You're only human.

1922
01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:22,280
Speaker 4: Get this little guy.

1923
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:23,960
Speaker 2: Is he just chugging along, isn't he?

1924
01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:26,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got like big fat tires on his wheelchair too,

1925
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:28,719
Speaker 4: because he's got an off road.

1926
01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:32,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Josh, I'm sorry, what was it again? That was

1927
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:34,240
Speaker 2: very funny. They needed a duck air.

1928
01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:36,559
Speaker 3: Defense anti duck air defense.

1929
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:39,479
Speaker 2: Just some teenage kids with baby guns.

1930
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:44,800
Speaker 3: Probably all you really need. Remember all the controversy around

1931
01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:47,000
Speaker 3: US Bank Stadium taking out all those birds?

1932
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:49,720
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, that was a lot, Yes, I do.

1933
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:53,240
Speaker 2: That was fun. The birds were slamming themselves into the

1934
01:35:53,360 --> 01:36:00,439
Speaker 2: side of the new ballpark and it was a terrible tragedy. Simon.

1935
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:03,960
Speaker 3: Simon says, Oh, didn't Fabio take a goose to the

1936
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:04,960
Speaker 3: face on a roller coaster?

1937
01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:05,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1938
01:36:05,320 --> 01:36:06,400
Speaker 3: That was Fabio, wasn't it.

1939
01:36:06,479 --> 01:36:09,400
Speaker 2: Fabio took it? How the hell did you come up

1940
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:09,840
Speaker 2: with that?

1941
01:36:09,840 --> 01:36:11,640
Speaker 3: That was a big story. That's the first thing I

1942
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:12,200
Speaker 3: thought of, too.

1943
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:14,439
Speaker 2: Fabio, the old supermodel guy.

1944
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:16,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I messed his face up pretty good.

1945
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:18,280
Speaker 2: He was on a roller coaster and he got hit

1946
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:19,520
Speaker 2: in the face by a goose.

1947
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:25,559
Speaker 6: That's large, not munging or shrimping. Jesus makes a really

1948
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:29,360
Speaker 6: good point, he said, Oh, I'm confused. The place called

1949
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:32,680
Speaker 6: SeaWorld is close to water. What is this world coming to?

1950
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:35,240
Speaker 6: What do you expect?

1951
01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:41,360
Speaker 2: You're not safe, no matter what you're doing, you're not safe,

1952
01:36:41,400 --> 01:36:44,679
Speaker 2: even on a roller coaster at sea World. I saw

1953
01:36:44,680 --> 01:36:47,360
Speaker 2: a Final Destination three last night, a little bit of it.

1954
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:49,240
Speaker 2: I know what happens on those roller coasters.

1955
01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:50,680
Speaker 5: Oh is that good?

1956
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:51,000
Speaker 4: Best?

1957
01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:53,720
Speaker 2: No, it's terrible. But it's a Final Destination movie and

1958
01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:55,880
Speaker 2: you're aware of that when you go into it. I

1959
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,840
Speaker 2: I just saw the opening scene I see when I

1960
01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:00,360
Speaker 2: watched the Final Destination Movie series. I just watch the

1961
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 2: opening scene for the hillacious crash, and then I move

1962
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:05,120
Speaker 2: on with my life. There's no reason to continue.

1963
01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:06,320
Speaker 3: How's the latest one?

1964
01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:06,640
Speaker 2: No?

1965
01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:07,240
Speaker 5: I liked it?

1966
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I Ashley liked it.

1967
01:37:09,040 --> 01:37:12,120
Speaker 3: I saw the preview. Were at the barbecue. Yes, that

1968
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:13,040
Speaker 3: was even stressful.

1969
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:15,160
Speaker 4: That is the's the funniest part.

1970
01:37:15,800 --> 01:37:17,720
Speaker 3: They get you in that one, like, oh here, no,

1971
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:20,240
Speaker 3: that's not what it is, and then they keep going back.

1972
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:22,960
Speaker 2: The ducks real quick. Teacher Sheesus texted in to say

1973
01:37:22,960 --> 01:37:25,640
Speaker 2: that duck sex is not pretty. We had that conversation

1974
01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:28,479
Speaker 2: on the air a while back. Yeah, we know, I

1975
01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:29,960
Speaker 2: know firsthand that.

1976
01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:31,759
Speaker 10: Duck sex Oh my gosh.

1977
01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:32,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1978
01:37:32,280 --> 01:37:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. On my property a year or two ago, my

1979
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:39,400
Speaker 2: wife had to break up a duck rape. And that's

1980
01:37:39,439 --> 01:37:44,640
Speaker 2: exactly what it was. It was horrible, horrible, one of

1981
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:47,320
Speaker 2: my favorite stories. It was just we were sitting in

1982
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,519
Speaker 2: the house and all of a sudden, so Sam Sam, Sam,

1983
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:53,200
Speaker 2: like something crashed into the sliding glass door and we

1984
01:37:53,280 --> 01:37:56,280
Speaker 2: look out the window and there was a two on

1985
01:37:56,280 --> 01:38:00,320
Speaker 2: one duck rape happening on my property. We had to

1986
01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:03,559
Speaker 2: run outside and I had to kick these mallards in

1987
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:05,679
Speaker 2: the ass and say get out of here. My wife's

1988
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:08,599
Speaker 2: out there with a bocky stick or something. It was horrible,

1989
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:13,519
Speaker 2: and I waited until I knew that I had forced

1990
01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:17,600
Speaker 2: the men male ducks to fly away, and I counseled

1991
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,719
Speaker 2: the female for a while and I said, it's okay,

1992
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:22,040
Speaker 2: you can go where you want to go. It was terrible.

1993
01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:24,400
Speaker 2: She's not lying. I'd never seen anything like that before

1994
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:27,840
Speaker 2: in my life. It was terrible. Ducks are cute little bastards,

1995
01:38:27,880 --> 01:38:29,880
Speaker 2: but I'll tell you what. Not when they're looking to

1996
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:30,360
Speaker 2: get it on.

1997
01:38:30,600 --> 01:38:32,439
Speaker 3: I had no idea that is awful.

1998
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:35,360
Speaker 2: Not when they're looking to get it on. Avast morning show.

1999
01:38:37,520 --> 01:38:39,320
Speaker 2: Just a hell of a time. We're having a hell

2000
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:42,639
Speaker 2: of a time here with our longtime pal. See Willie

2001
01:38:42,680 --> 01:38:44,760
Speaker 2: Miles sitting here in studio with us.

2002
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:48,200
Speaker 12: How's everything, See Willy Man, it's all good in theo.

2003
01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:52,880
Speaker 2: Anything you'd like to discuss this morning on the program.

2004
01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:56,240
Speaker 12: No, man, I got nothing. I got nothing going on.

2005
01:38:56,360 --> 01:38:59,880
Speaker 12: My shows are all sold out and all I need

2006
01:38:59,880 --> 01:39:02,360
Speaker 12: to do is just be here and just be grateful.

2007
01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:05,719
Speaker 2: Well, we're grateful for your presence. Your next show would

2008
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:06,920
Speaker 2: be your Christmas show.

2009
01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:13,280
Speaker 12: My my next show is my Thanksgiving Holidays show that's

2010
01:39:13,320 --> 01:39:18,160
Speaker 12: coming up in Prior Lake at Funks, which is on

2011
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:21,639
Speaker 12: a Tuesday, all right, and then I usually immediately leave

2012
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:24,720
Speaker 12: town the next day. You don't need to even give

2013
01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:28,000
Speaker 12: the date because it's sold out, sold out twenty fourth,

2014
01:39:28,439 --> 01:39:34,879
Speaker 12: and then twenty fifth, and then the sixth of December

2015
01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:35,679
Speaker 12: is sold out.

2016
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:40,080
Speaker 3: And at Crooners, we do not see any shows soon

2017
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:42,560
Speaker 3: enough where folks can go get tickets for you.

2018
01:39:42,760 --> 01:39:43,719
Speaker 2: That's sold out anymore.

2019
01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:48,280
Speaker 12: Well, my next public show that I'll be doing because

2020
01:39:48,320 --> 01:39:50,280
Speaker 12: I got a couple of holiday parties that I'm doing,

2021
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:53,400
Speaker 12: but they're not open to the public, but crooners, I'll

2022
01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,760
Speaker 12: be back there Valentine, So if you want to hop

2023
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:59,200
Speaker 12: on that, that's the only place I'm kind of performing

2024
01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:00,640
Speaker 12: right now publicly.

2025
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:03,519
Speaker 2: I love your relaxed schedule. Yeah, I do too much.

2026
01:40:03,560 --> 01:40:05,920
Speaker 2: I want to be you someday. A Hi, man, I.

2027
01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:08,000
Speaker 12: Worked thirty years to get to where I'm at right

2028
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:09,840
Speaker 12: and I'm loving it.

2029
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:12,400
Speaker 2: Josh, wouldn't you like to say I've got something going

2030
01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:17,240
Speaker 2: around December sixth, and then the next is on Valentine's Yeah, just.

2031
01:40:17,120 --> 01:40:19,479
Speaker 3: Not really fully knowing the schedule because I don't care.

2032
01:40:19,520 --> 01:40:21,160
Speaker 3: It's like when you're a kid in summer. You have

2033
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:23,759
Speaker 3: no idea what day it is. Absolutely could be Saturday,

2034
01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:26,240
Speaker 3: could be Wednesday. It makes no difference or what time

2035
01:40:26,280 --> 01:40:27,880
Speaker 3: it is. The only I guess The only day I

2036
01:40:27,960 --> 01:40:30,840
Speaker 3: knew was Sunday for church. Oh sure, Outside of that,

2037
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:31,760
Speaker 3: it just didn't matter.

2038
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:32,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2039
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:34,160
Speaker 12: I was a PK, so yeah I had to know

2040
01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:35,320
Speaker 12: what's when Sunday was.

2041
01:40:35,640 --> 01:40:39,759
Speaker 2: What's a pkach kid? Oh sure, sure, Well we're always

2042
01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:40,519
Speaker 2: happy to have you.

2043
01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:43,519
Speaker 12: Oh I'm always I'm always excited to be in here. Man,

2044
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:46,439
Speaker 12: this is always a fun time for me. I'm up

2045
01:40:46,479 --> 01:40:47,599
Speaker 12: early and I need something to do.

2046
01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:52,840
Speaker 2: I've got something here that might be concerning for some

2047
01:40:52,920 --> 01:41:02,120
Speaker 2: of us. I'm slightly unnerved by reading reading this. Saying

2048
01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:11,160
Speaker 2: um more frequently while speaking um or uh may signal

2049
01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:20,800
Speaker 2: that your brain is rotting. Simple little speech patterns patterns

2050
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:23,320
Speaker 2: is how you say it, Simple little speech patterns like

2051
01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:30,760
Speaker 2: um or uh, taking longer pauses or here's the part, joshuare,

2052
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:40,160
Speaker 2: I thought this isn't good. Struggling when searching for words.

2053
01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:43,599
Speaker 2: I have that problem every single what do you call

2054
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:49,080
Speaker 2: it again? Day? Day? Struggling and searching for words might

2055
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:53,520
Speaker 2: be indicators of declining cognitive ability.

2056
01:41:53,840 --> 01:41:57,040
Speaker 4: Wow, I think it happening on air.

2057
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:57,920
Speaker 2: Well.

2058
01:41:57,920 --> 01:42:00,439
Speaker 6: I guess maybe not in your case, Nick, But I

2059
01:42:00,479 --> 01:42:03,559
Speaker 6: forget sometimes, like what I'm about to say, or like

2060
01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:06,600
Speaker 6: the the word I'm looking for or I say. And

2061
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:09,639
Speaker 6: I think it's just because I'm more careful on air.

2062
01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:12,639
Speaker 6: I'm yeah, I want to make sure I'm getting things right,

2063
01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:15,200
Speaker 6: because sometimes if you don't get it right, people will

2064
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,120
Speaker 6: come at your life.

2065
01:42:16,160 --> 01:42:18,160
Speaker 3: That's funny. There are times, you know, like an out

2066
01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:20,599
Speaker 3: of body experience on the radio. It's the same thing

2067
01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:23,240
Speaker 3: where I'm almost standing next to myself, going, don't f

2068
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:27,760
Speaker 3: it up, kid, this could be trouble, don't screw this up.

2069
01:42:28,360 --> 01:42:30,479
Speaker 3: So I know exactly what you're saying. So sometimes it'll

2070
01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:32,720
Speaker 3: take a little bit longer to express yourself because you're

2071
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,080
Speaker 3: thinking of all the angles on how this could go

2072
01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:38,400
Speaker 3: wrong or you could be misrepresented. So yeah, I totally

2073
01:42:38,400 --> 01:42:39,120
Speaker 3: get what you're saying.

2074
01:42:39,280 --> 01:42:39,479
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2075
01:42:39,479 --> 01:42:41,840
Speaker 6: Otherwise I think in my regular life day to day,

2076
01:42:41,960 --> 01:42:43,360
Speaker 6: I don't. I think I'm pretty good.

2077
01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:51,000
Speaker 2: I am an um uh long pause and I struggle

2078
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:54,679
Speaker 2: trying to find the proper word. I do that all

2079
01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:56,200
Speaker 2: the time, all the time.

2080
01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:58,040
Speaker 3: If you do, I don't notice.

2081
01:42:58,080 --> 01:43:00,840
Speaker 6: Oh, I really notice it when I put together the

2082
01:43:01,040 --> 01:43:04,760
Speaker 6: promos because I have to. I like to cut that

2083
01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:06,479
Speaker 6: out just to make it a little bit shorter so

2084
01:43:06,479 --> 01:43:07,439
Speaker 6: it all fits nicely.

2085
01:43:07,479 --> 01:43:09,880
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, what is this. That's an om,

2086
01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:11,920
Speaker 4: there's an ah, there's an awkward pause.

2087
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:15,320
Speaker 3: Are you serious? I wonder I don't notice that. Maybe

2088
01:43:15,360 --> 01:43:18,679
Speaker 3: just went in the moment. It's different. Yeah, a conversation.

2089
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,720
Speaker 2: I don't see my pauses as awkward. I certainly am

2090
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:24,960
Speaker 2: aware that they're a bit extended. But yes, Ashley has

2091
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:28,360
Speaker 2: to edit out certain things so the promo can fit

2092
01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:31,200
Speaker 2: into a certain time and run on the air later.

2093
01:43:32,000 --> 01:43:34,759
Speaker 2: Thank you, by the way for editing out those arms

2094
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:35,160
Speaker 2: and aws.

2095
01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:35,679
Speaker 4: Of course.

2096
01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:38,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, next thing, you know, Reddit is going to assume

2097
01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:41,519
Speaker 2: that I have a brain injury. They already have made

2098
01:43:41,600 --> 01:43:47,640
Speaker 2: assumptions about my overall mental health. That's hilarious. Our everyday

2099
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:51,599
Speaker 2: speech and how we talk may reveal more about brain

2100
01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:55,800
Speaker 2: health than just what we say. It's how we say it.

2101
01:43:58,720 --> 01:44:02,160
Speaker 2: If you notice a friend, family members suddenly speaking with

2102
01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:07,519
Speaker 2: more hesitations, longer pauses, or trouble finishing thoughts, it might

2103
01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:12,120
Speaker 2: be worth being a little more than attentive to them.

2104
01:44:12,320 --> 01:44:15,880
Speaker 3: My wife and I have very different communication styles, where

2105
01:44:16,160 --> 01:44:19,439
Speaker 3: if someone's not talking, I feel I have to fill

2106
01:44:19,479 --> 01:44:21,880
Speaker 3: in the space nervously. And maybe it's just because of

2107
01:44:21,880 --> 01:44:24,719
Speaker 3: what we do, but my wife takes a long time

2108
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:27,040
Speaker 3: to process things. And I don't mean that to meeting.

2109
01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:28,600
Speaker 3: I just mean she likes to really think about what

2110
01:44:28,680 --> 01:44:29,320
Speaker 3: she's gonna say.

2111
01:44:29,439 --> 01:44:33,439
Speaker 2: No, you're right, I've noticed that and it's never struck

2112
01:44:33,479 --> 01:44:36,800
Speaker 2: me in a way to where I thought she was

2113
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:40,200
Speaker 2: lacking intelligence. She is very measured, she's very thoughtful.

2114
01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:44,920
Speaker 6: Yes, right, my husband when we're altogether, he says that

2115
01:44:44,960 --> 01:44:48,240
Speaker 6: we have like I think it's dead air syndrome. He's

2116
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:51,720
Speaker 6: nicknamed it because we don't like it to be too

2117
01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:55,040
Speaker 6: quiet for too long. We'll chime in with something that's.

2118
01:44:54,960 --> 01:45:00,680
Speaker 2: A common sign of a younger, newer couple. Right, you

2119
01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:02,600
Speaker 2: want to keep things.

2120
01:45:02,560 --> 01:45:06,080
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, sorry, I said that incorrectly. I

2121
01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:08,360
Speaker 6: mean like when when he is hanging out with all

2122
01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:11,599
Speaker 6: of us, when we're all in a row together and

2123
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:13,560
Speaker 6: all of us are having a conversation, he said he

2124
01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:17,840
Speaker 6: notices that when like say, me, you and Josh are talking,

2125
01:45:17,960 --> 01:45:20,760
Speaker 6: nick that we don't let it be quiet for too long.

2126
01:45:20,920 --> 01:45:23,439
Speaker 6: And I said, I think that he he credits it

2127
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:25,800
Speaker 6: to us being on the radio and you don't like

2128
01:45:25,840 --> 01:45:28,000
Speaker 6: it to be quiet for too long because that means

2129
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:28,639
Speaker 6: something is wrong.

2130
01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:32,599
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I would never notice that. So is your

2131
01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:34,240
Speaker 2: husband trying to get us all the shut up?

2132
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:34,519
Speaker 9: Na?

2133
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:38,200
Speaker 4: No, he loves it. He loves sitting there and just

2134
01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:39,040
Speaker 4: listening to us.

2135
01:45:38,960 --> 01:45:42,479
Speaker 2: With about the conversation. Breathe a little bit, people, let me

2136
01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:43,120
Speaker 2: get a word in.

2137
01:45:43,240 --> 01:45:47,240
Speaker 3: I've always saw it in new especially comedies. That's that'd

2138
01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:50,519
Speaker 3: be something I've noticed where it's too quick. It's not natural.

2139
01:45:50,600 --> 01:45:53,360
Speaker 3: So I mean, you're an expert. See really like the

2140
01:45:53,400 --> 01:45:54,599
Speaker 3: comedic timing and things.

2141
01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:55,280
Speaker 5: It's you.

2142
01:45:55,320 --> 01:45:57,479
Speaker 3: They're getting to their line so quick, and I don't

2143
01:45:57,479 --> 01:45:59,880
Speaker 3: know if it's nerves or or what it's supposed to.

2144
01:45:59,880 --> 01:46:02,000
Speaker 2: Be exactly that's exactly what it is.

2145
01:46:02,040 --> 01:46:04,920
Speaker 3: But I know what you're saying, Ashley. That's definitely a

2146
01:46:04,960 --> 01:46:07,840
Speaker 3: thing where you're just trained, like, don't let something hang there,

2147
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:09,920
Speaker 3: you know, just have something.

2148
01:46:10,240 --> 01:46:14,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I always feel bad if somebody says something

2149
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:18,120
Speaker 6: quick and nobody says anything back to them. I don't

2150
01:46:18,160 --> 01:46:19,880
Speaker 6: know why, even if it's just like a little thought

2151
01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:21,240
Speaker 6: that doesn't really need an answer.

2152
01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:22,400
Speaker 4: I always feel that.

2153
01:46:23,520 --> 01:46:26,920
Speaker 12: No, we're different than our house because we we My

2154
01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:30,160
Speaker 12: wife and I are very both are very good conversationalists.

2155
01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:34,960
Speaker 12: But we both like downtime because of what we do. Like,

2156
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:38,599
Speaker 12: I like, I am not a reader, so I don't

2157
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:40,599
Speaker 12: I don't read a whole lot of stuff. I'm I'm

2158
01:46:40,640 --> 01:46:44,479
Speaker 12: a thinker, so and I think about a lot of

2159
01:46:44,479 --> 01:46:47,240
Speaker 12: stuff and I'll think out loud, you know. And my

2160
01:46:47,320 --> 01:46:53,559
Speaker 12: wife is a very she's a great listener. But at

2161
01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:55,000
Speaker 12: the end of the day, we both like it a

2162
01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:57,000
Speaker 12: little bit quiet in the house every once in a while,

2163
01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:59,920
Speaker 12: because she works in finance and she's constantly on the phone,

2164
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:03,559
Speaker 12: and once she works from home, she's always on zoom

2165
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:07,320
Speaker 12: or something with somebody, you know, and sometimes we just

2166
01:47:07,439 --> 01:47:09,840
Speaker 12: like that downtown where it's And now, I think that's

2167
01:47:09,880 --> 01:47:11,680
Speaker 12: what you was getting across the ash level. When you've

2168
01:47:11,680 --> 01:47:13,720
Speaker 12: been together in a relationship, you've been married for a

2169
01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:17,439
Speaker 12: long time, peace and quiet is very hard to come by, right,

2170
01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:19,760
Speaker 12: and so when you get it, man, you take full

2171
01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:21,000
Speaker 12: offage of it.

2172
01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:26,760
Speaker 2: I was recently told by my wife that when I

2173
01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:29,120
Speaker 2: try to explain something to her, there's too many.

2174
01:47:28,960 --> 01:47:32,439
Speaker 4: Words, right, She's like, get to the point.

2175
01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:38,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she is fairly to the point and gets

2176
01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:43,639
Speaker 2: the message out quickly. Right. I take my time. I'm

2177
01:47:43,680 --> 01:47:47,400
Speaker 2: a slower talker, and so yeah, just the other day

2178
01:47:47,439 --> 01:47:49,679
Speaker 2: she said I was in the middle of explaining something

2179
01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:51,439
Speaker 2: to her and she kind of threw her hands up,

2180
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:53,920
Speaker 2: and I said, what happened? And she said, it's just

2181
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:54,919
Speaker 2: so many words.

2182
01:47:56,640 --> 01:48:00,519
Speaker 12: I get that too, because that's how I am, and

2183
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:02,479
Speaker 12: not just with my wife but with a lot of people.

2184
01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:04,960
Speaker 12: The one thing you can say to really triggered me

2185
01:48:05,479 --> 01:48:08,080
Speaker 12: is to say to make a long story short and

2186
01:48:08,120 --> 01:48:13,160
Speaker 12: it doesn't get short. Don't ever say that to me.

2187
01:48:12,840 --> 01:48:14,240
Speaker 4: When you already three.

2188
01:48:14,120 --> 01:48:16,439
Speaker 12: Minutes into telling me something and then say, but to

2189
01:48:16,479 --> 01:48:17,600
Speaker 12: make a long story.

2190
01:48:17,280 --> 01:48:20,439
Speaker 2: Short, it's too late. Yeah, it's really too late. Now.

2191
01:48:20,479 --> 01:48:23,200
Speaker 3: I tried to work on that getting to the point quicker, right.

2192
01:48:23,120 --> 01:48:23,679
Speaker 2: I do too.

2193
01:48:23,760 --> 01:48:25,960
Speaker 12: When my wife will tell me she went out to

2194
01:48:26,040 --> 01:48:28,320
Speaker 12: lunch with somebody, but she will tell me the whole.

2195
01:48:29,080 --> 01:48:30,439
Speaker 2: From the time she woke up.

2196
01:48:31,080 --> 01:48:33,280
Speaker 12: I do this same call she had to.

2197
01:48:33,680 --> 01:48:35,160
Speaker 4: You need the contest clue.

2198
01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:37,200
Speaker 2: All I need is where do you went? Who did

2199
01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:39,080
Speaker 2: you go to lunch with? Where did you go?

2200
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:40,280
Speaker 4: That's so funny.

2201
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:43,000
Speaker 6: I think sometimes my husband's like ready to just end

2202
01:48:43,040 --> 01:48:46,080
Speaker 6: his life because of how I go on and on,

2203
01:48:46,160 --> 01:48:48,640
Speaker 6: and he's like, are we to the point of the

2204
01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:51,200
Speaker 6: story that, like all of this is even four yet?

2205
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:52,880
Speaker 5: Land the plane? Land the plane?

2206
01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:56,200
Speaker 12: Yes, exactly what I asked my wife. I said, what altitude?

2207
01:48:56,360 --> 01:48:59,559
Speaker 2: We are? We climbing and we descending? And she's like,

2208
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:02,360
Speaker 2: what now, let me ask see Willie, Miles and Josh

2209
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:08,560
Speaker 2: a question leaving out the younger folks just for a minute.

2210
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:12,720
Speaker 2: When I get excited, when I get fired up, I

2211
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:15,920
Speaker 2: speed up my delivery a little bit. It's only natural.

2212
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:19,240
Speaker 2: I'm fired up, I'm excited, But generally I'm a little

2213
01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:25,120
Speaker 2: bit of a slower talker. As i've gotten older, fast talkers,

2214
01:49:25,439 --> 01:49:28,479
Speaker 2: I just can't follow it. I have a couple of

2215
01:49:28,520 --> 01:49:32,519
Speaker 2: friends who are really fast talkers, and I just can't

2216
01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:37,479
Speaker 2: hear it anymore. I can't follow what they're saying because

2217
01:49:37,479 --> 01:49:40,760
Speaker 2: of the speed. Have either of you experienced that as

2218
01:49:40,760 --> 01:49:41,439
Speaker 2: you've gotten older.

2219
01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:43,040
Speaker 3: Not yet. I haven't known.

2220
01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:44,040
Speaker 2: No.

2221
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:47,400
Speaker 3: Like sometimes I'll watch videos like at one and a

2222
01:49:47,439 --> 01:49:49,720
Speaker 3: half speed, or like I'll listen to audio books at

2223
01:49:49,720 --> 01:49:52,240
Speaker 3: that maybe just because I'm used. So maybe that's why

2224
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:54,559
Speaker 3: I'm not because I don't know if I'm trained for it,

2225
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:55,400
Speaker 3: but I'm used to it.

2226
01:49:55,560 --> 01:49:58,719
Speaker 2: And maybe this is a sign of my diminishing cognitive skills.

2227
01:49:58,800 --> 01:50:01,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. But fast talkers, like at the bar,

2228
01:50:02,560 --> 01:50:06,320
Speaker 2: I constantly have to ask them to repeat themselves if

2229
01:50:06,320 --> 01:50:09,280
Speaker 2: you give it to me too fast of a pace.

2230
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:12,360
Speaker 3: I do notice that you ask people to repeat themselves. Yeah,

2231
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:12,920
Speaker 3: you've done that.

2232
01:50:13,280 --> 01:50:14,920
Speaker 6: He's done that to me a couple of times, and

2233
01:50:15,000 --> 01:50:19,120
Speaker 6: I know it's because I'm going too fast, Dana.

2234
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:21,679
Speaker 2: You often kick it up to an unsafe speed.

2235
01:50:21,800 --> 01:50:22,360
Speaker 5: Absolutely.

2236
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you kind of leap frog words sometimes.

2237
01:50:26,840 --> 01:50:29,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes I get my brain ray soume.

2238
01:50:29,520 --> 01:50:32,240
Speaker 7: People know what I'm talking about and they don't need

2239
01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:34,120
Speaker 7: as much and I just talk way too fast.

2240
01:50:34,280 --> 01:50:36,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not easy to do. Something I've worked on

2241
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:38,960
Speaker 3: over the last couple of years. As I've noticed, especially

2242
01:50:38,960 --> 01:50:42,000
Speaker 3: with my brother, if we're wrapping up a phone conversation,

2243
01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:43,519
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, everything gets a little bit faster

2244
01:50:43,560 --> 01:50:46,040
Speaker 3: and about to say goodbye, you know, So it's like.

2245
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:47,920
Speaker 2: A he's very skillful right there by the.

2246
01:50:47,960 --> 01:50:51,080
Speaker 3: Way I was possessed. Yeah, so now I have to

2247
01:50:51,280 --> 01:50:54,000
Speaker 3: on purpose just calm down a little bit and just say,

2248
01:50:54,040 --> 01:50:56,320
Speaker 3: all right, yeah, great talking to you, We'll see you later.

2249
01:50:56,360 --> 01:50:59,080
Speaker 2: You're saying that at Sometimes at the end of conversations

2250
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,120
Speaker 2: you tend to speed.

2251
01:50:59,920 --> 01:51:02,880
Speaker 3: Up up the pace on a phone call, specific telephone

2252
01:51:02,920 --> 01:51:05,879
Speaker 3: when I know it's about to end. And my brother's

2253
01:51:05,920 --> 01:51:08,519
Speaker 3: the same way. So if he starts speaking faster, I

2254
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:09,800
Speaker 3: know it's all we're about.

2255
01:51:09,520 --> 01:51:11,160
Speaker 5: To come dueling banjos.

2256
01:51:11,320 --> 01:51:14,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I've I've worked on that, all right, So

2257
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:16,400
Speaker 3: there you go.

2258
01:51:17,120 --> 01:51:21,040
Speaker 2: If you are an UM or an AH person, by

2259
01:51:21,080 --> 01:51:25,320
Speaker 2: the way, as we've discussed many times in this program.

2260
01:51:25,360 --> 01:51:29,400
Speaker 2: I love a great nickname. One of my favorite nicknames ever.

2261
01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:32,840
Speaker 2: This guy's been gone for years. One of my dad's

2262
01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:37,880
Speaker 2: friends growing up. His nickname was Ah because this is

2263
01:51:37,880 --> 01:51:41,880
Speaker 2: how he legitimately talked. If you asked him, what are

2264
01:51:41,920 --> 01:51:47,160
Speaker 2: some bands you've seen, he would say, I saw Johnny

2265
01:51:47,240 --> 01:51:52,719
Speaker 2: Cash once when I was in Memphis, Tennessee. I once

2266
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:56,040
Speaker 2: saw the Bellamy Brothers when I was in the service.

2267
01:51:56,280 --> 01:52:01,280
Speaker 2: He said Ah between every statement. So is nickname was Ah?

2268
01:52:01,320 --> 01:52:05,080
Speaker 2: And I thought that was so frigging hilarious As a kid.

2269
01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:08,680
Speaker 2: I love to hear them talk because it was exactly

2270
01:52:08,720 --> 01:52:11,439
Speaker 2: how I played it out. Make what a nickname?

2271
01:52:11,640 --> 01:52:16,120
Speaker 3: So I wonder about this whole brain rotting study. What

2272
01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:20,040
Speaker 3: about people who use e fin as or ah.

2273
01:52:20,200 --> 01:52:23,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the same thing, and yeah, they're just it

2274
01:52:23,240 --> 01:52:23,960
Speaker 4: sounds cooler.

2275
01:52:24,120 --> 01:52:26,280
Speaker 3: It does sound cooler, right, I Mean that's something you

2276
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:28,400
Speaker 3: wouldn't cut out of a promo if we were allowed

2277
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:31,040
Speaker 3: to swear, like, yeah we went to that and uh

2278
01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:35,559
Speaker 3: that nightclub? Yeah, schools. I'm throwing an eye in there,

2279
01:52:35,560 --> 01:52:37,759
Speaker 3: but you know what I'm saying, like the dragged out.

2280
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:39,200
Speaker 4: Fin Yeah, that's that's what I do.

2281
01:52:40,560 --> 01:52:42,680
Speaker 2: I've always been impressed by the folks who begin a

2282
01:52:42,760 --> 01:52:43,960
Speaker 2: sentence with fing.

2283
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:47,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's people that can throw it. You mentioned your

2284
01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:50,559
Speaker 3: brothers like that with combinations of swear words and stuff.

2285
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:52,200
Speaker 3: But there's people that can throw the F word in

2286
01:52:52,640 --> 01:52:54,400
Speaker 3: and just make it super smooth.

2287
01:52:54,479 --> 01:52:57,479
Speaker 2: My old piles, my old pals, Big Phil and Pistol

2288
01:52:57,520 --> 01:53:01,880
Speaker 2: Pete from across the street begin their sentences with efing.

2289
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:05,599
Speaker 2: And one of my favorite memories was we didn't see

2290
01:53:05,640 --> 01:53:07,840
Speaker 2: pistol Pete from across the street for a few years.

2291
01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:10,040
Speaker 2: He got himself in trouble. He had to leave town,

2292
01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:13,240
Speaker 2: and he came back to town and my mother, you know,

2293
01:53:13,320 --> 01:53:15,719
Speaker 2: our families were very close. He was across the street.

2294
01:53:16,240 --> 01:53:18,559
Speaker 2: Pistol Pete from across the street sees my mother for

2295
01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:21,120
Speaker 2: the first time in four or five years, and my

2296
01:53:21,160 --> 01:53:24,200
Speaker 2: mother walks up and says, pistol Pete, and he says,

2297
01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:31,920
Speaker 2: this missus Bourne. He started his greeting with we're all

2298
01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:38,880
Speaker 2: we're all different. I suppose doctor p Jesus the Half

2299
01:53:38,920 --> 01:53:47,880
Speaker 2: Fast Morning Show, Hello, and welcome to or welcome back

2300
01:53:47,920 --> 01:53:50,200
Speaker 2: to the ninety three acts Half Ass Morning Show. Checking

2301
01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:52,320
Speaker 2: in here at eight twenty nine. Our next guest is

2302
01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:55,040
Speaker 2: a real doctor and by God, he's willing to help.

2303
01:53:55,160 --> 01:53:57,560
Speaker 2: Doctor James Parnell, Hello, doctor P.

2304
01:53:58,360 --> 01:53:58,920
Speaker 10: Good morning.

2305
01:53:59,520 --> 01:54:03,720
Speaker 2: Today is National Herpes Awareness Day, and we're gonna we're

2306
01:54:03,720 --> 01:54:05,080
Speaker 2: gonna use you were aware.

2307
01:54:05,320 --> 01:54:07,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, I knew it was about five minutes ago when

2308
01:54:07,000 --> 01:54:07,320
Speaker 10: I got here.

2309
01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:08,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got my card in the mail, right,

2310
01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:09,240
Speaker 5: Doctor P.

2311
01:54:10,000 --> 01:54:14,920
Speaker 10: Right, No, it's funny. I I always celebrate uh, Sexually

2312
01:54:14,920 --> 01:54:18,880
Speaker 10: Transmitted Infection Month in April, like I, you know, put

2313
01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:20,280
Speaker 10: on a lot of parties.

2314
01:54:22,280 --> 01:54:24,040
Speaker 3: Hey, you're worthless in May. I know.

2315
01:54:25,479 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 2: Exactly.

2316
01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:28,599
Speaker 10: No, I did not know that, but it's exciting.

2317
01:54:29,120 --> 01:54:32,400
Speaker 2: It is exciting for us. Yes, Happy Herpes Day to you,

2318
01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:35,600
Speaker 2: Doctor P. We're gonna try our best to make today

2319
01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:39,640
Speaker 2: the first ever STD edition of our Doctor P segment.

2320
01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:44,040
Speaker 2: We have a few sexually transmitted disease related questions ready

2321
01:54:44,080 --> 01:54:50,240
Speaker 2: for you, questions from our dirty, promiscuous listening audience. But

2322
01:54:50,360 --> 01:54:52,520
Speaker 2: we could always use a few more if and you

2323
01:54:52,680 --> 01:54:56,880
Speaker 2: have an STD related question or concern. Text us at

2324
01:54:56,880 --> 01:55:00,600
Speaker 2: six five one nine ninety three, ninety three. It's very

2325
01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:04,320
Speaker 2: unique what we're doing here. We've never really tried to

2326
01:55:04,480 --> 01:55:07,680
Speaker 2: focus on one specific subject, but I think on Herpe's

2327
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:09,360
Speaker 2: Awareness Day, I think it's quite fitting.

2328
01:55:09,440 --> 01:55:12,640
Speaker 3: No, this is groundbreaking and plenty of texts are related

2329
01:55:12,680 --> 01:55:15,360
Speaker 3: to herpes. We were talking about it earlier, and there's

2330
01:55:15,480 --> 01:55:17,760
Speaker 3: quite a few people who haven't experience with it.

2331
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:20,680
Speaker 10: Or a close call, absolutely, and it's it's also not

2332
01:55:20,920 --> 01:55:25,040
Speaker 10: something people love talking about. So anonymous texts radio are

2333
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:27,640
Speaker 10: a way to questions.

2334
01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:30,560
Speaker 2: Did you just say a close call? Josh? Yes, because

2335
01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:32,800
Speaker 2: that brings up one of my favorite texts we received

2336
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:36,480
Speaker 2: so far. A guy texted in to say, here we

2337
01:55:36,520 --> 01:55:39,600
Speaker 2: are headed towards Halloween. He said, on Halloween a few

2338
01:55:39,680 --> 01:55:43,040
Speaker 2: years ago, I almost hooked up with a gal who

2339
01:55:43,120 --> 01:55:46,680
Speaker 2: was dressed as Hulk Hogan. Would you consider that a

2340
01:55:46,800 --> 01:55:47,600
Speaker 2: close call?

2341
01:55:49,880 --> 01:55:50,240
Speaker 8: Yeah?

2342
01:55:50,280 --> 01:55:53,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not sure what you were going

2343
01:55:53,080 --> 01:55:55,840
Speaker 2: to get there, hooking up with a gal dressed as

2344
01:55:55,920 --> 01:55:58,920
Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan for Halloween. I love that she's a big

2345
01:55:58,960 --> 01:56:01,320
Speaker 2: wrestling fan, but maybe there's.

2346
01:56:01,240 --> 01:56:04,000
Speaker 5: Uh, just ask her to take the fake mustache offers.

2347
01:56:04,040 --> 01:56:06,520
Speaker 3: Maybe no, no, keep it on, keep it on.

2348
01:56:06,680 --> 01:56:09,320
Speaker 2: Did I almost get herpes? The guy says, I don't know.

2349
01:56:09,520 --> 01:56:09,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

2350
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:12,640
Speaker 3: You said the word anonymous, and that's how this person

2351
01:56:12,640 --> 01:56:15,600
Speaker 3: would like to remain for sure, Please keep this anonymous.

2352
01:56:15,640 --> 01:56:16,600
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god.

2353
01:56:17,560 --> 01:56:20,240
Speaker 3: As a female I was vaccinated for HPV when I

2354
01:56:20,280 --> 01:56:24,400
Speaker 3: was younger. Regular get STI tested, especially when I'm sexually active.

2355
01:56:24,560 --> 01:56:25,080
Speaker 2: Oh.

2356
01:56:25,120 --> 01:56:27,920
Speaker 3: I was not sexually active for about two years when

2357
01:56:27,920 --> 01:56:31,320
Speaker 3: I turned thirty. During that time, I had another STI

2358
01:56:31,360 --> 01:56:34,480
Speaker 3: panel done and was positive for HPV when I was

2359
01:56:34,520 --> 01:56:38,280
Speaker 3: always negative. Afore, how can I be negative for years

2360
01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:41,720
Speaker 3: and then positive during the time I was not sexually Ye, what.

2361
01:56:41,640 --> 01:56:44,040
Speaker 2: The hell happened there? Toilet seat? Yeah, I've been telling

2362
01:56:44,080 --> 01:56:46,160
Speaker 2: you guys for years, just the toilet seats. Yep.

2363
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:49,280
Speaker 3: My GUO told me they don't test for HPV until

2364
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:52,760
Speaker 3: a person turns thirty because it's so common. She related

2365
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:55,840
Speaker 3: it to testing for a cold virus during every panel.

2366
01:56:56,080 --> 01:56:59,120
Speaker 3: It seems sketchy to me. Do I need to change doctors?

2367
01:56:59,600 --> 01:57:05,600
Speaker 10: No? No, it is. Yeah, that's interesting. It is because

2368
01:57:05,760 --> 01:57:08,760
Speaker 10: so yeah, h people, so human papalomavirus. So that's what

2369
01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:13,240
Speaker 10: causes It causes warts of any kind, But the kinds

2370
01:57:13,280 --> 01:57:17,360
Speaker 10: we worry about when it comes to Herbie's Awareness Day

2371
01:57:17,640 --> 01:57:21,280
Speaker 10: are the ones that basically cause changes to the cervix

2372
01:57:21,360 --> 01:57:24,440
Speaker 10: or genital warts. But the ones that cause changes to

2373
01:57:24,480 --> 01:57:27,720
Speaker 10: the cervix is what increases the risk of cervical cancer.

2374
01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:30,520
Speaker 10: And that's why women have perhaps mirrors and have testing

2375
01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:31,120
Speaker 10: for that stuff.

2376
01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:33,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that can be serious stuff totally. Yeah, yeah, I

2377
01:57:33,520 --> 01:57:35,320
Speaker 2: mean you don't that's what a papsmere test for.

2378
01:57:35,320 --> 01:57:39,960
Speaker 10: Perhapspear test for cervical cancer, which our understanding of that

2379
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:42,440
Speaker 10: has evolved even since I was in medical school. I mean,

2380
01:57:42,480 --> 01:57:45,880
Speaker 10: it was thought to be associated with human papalomavirus. Now

2381
01:57:45,920 --> 01:57:49,080
Speaker 10: I think it's basically thought that is the cause. There

2382
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:54,360
Speaker 10: could be rare other causes, but human papaloma virus causes

2383
01:57:54,480 --> 01:57:57,640
Speaker 10: basically a cause. It gets onto the cervix and it

2384
01:57:57,720 --> 01:58:01,640
Speaker 10: causes changes that basically, and we've talked about this for

2385
01:58:01,760 --> 01:58:04,600
Speaker 10: it changes that anytime a body is trying to react

2386
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:09,600
Speaker 10: to some irritant or problem and cells are trying to

2387
01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:12,880
Speaker 10: turn into something and protect themselves, then there's a chance

2388
01:58:12,880 --> 01:58:15,080
Speaker 10: for them to grow abnormally. And so that's kind of

2389
01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:18,640
Speaker 10: the model there. So HPV vaccine is, you know, is

2390
01:58:18,680 --> 01:58:23,720
Speaker 10: a pretty revolutionary thing. It can help provide immunity against

2391
01:58:23,760 --> 01:58:28,360
Speaker 10: some of the strains of human papalomavirus that cause the

2392
01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:31,080
Speaker 10: high risk strains, basically the ones that tend to cause

2393
01:58:31,120 --> 01:58:37,680
Speaker 10: cervical cancer. It's not perfect, and yeah, the testing strategy

2394
01:58:38,760 --> 01:58:42,280
Speaker 10: at this point in terms of pap smears and screening

2395
01:58:42,360 --> 01:58:50,080
Speaker 10: and all that. For women under thirty, HPV screening at

2396
01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:52,440
Speaker 10: the time of pap smear is not part of the

2397
01:58:52,520 --> 01:58:57,240
Speaker 10: algorithm because it is so common you do have pap smears,

2398
01:58:57,800 --> 01:59:00,800
Speaker 10: and you may have testing if you have an abnormal

2399
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:05,280
Speaker 10: one to actually look for the HPV. But the problem is, well,

2400
01:59:05,360 --> 01:59:09,920
Speaker 10: it's actually it's a confusing discussion because it's that testing

2401
01:59:09,960 --> 01:59:14,240
Speaker 10: strategy has evolved over years based on kind of what

2402
01:59:14,280 --> 01:59:18,720
Speaker 10: can you do with the information. You can't get rid

2403
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:23,280
Speaker 10: of HPV, so all you can do over time is monitor,

2404
01:59:23,440 --> 01:59:26,000
Speaker 10: and then if there are changes to the cervice, you

2405
01:59:26,040 --> 01:59:32,320
Speaker 10: can treat that basically essentially similarly to how you would

2406
01:59:32,320 --> 01:59:35,160
Speaker 10: treat a ward on the skin, freezing it, burning it,

2407
01:59:35,320 --> 01:59:39,560
Speaker 10: cutting it, shaming it. I mean, shaming is unfortunately not

2408
01:59:39,640 --> 01:59:45,000
Speaker 10: effective against human papalomavirus. Talk it worked well with me

2409
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:47,920
Speaker 10: when my parents raised me that way. It guided me

2410
01:59:47,960 --> 01:59:50,600
Speaker 10: to act a certain behavior a certain way, but HPV

2411
01:59:50,640 --> 01:59:53,760
Speaker 10: does not respond. So so no, her doctor is correct.

2412
01:59:54,640 --> 01:59:58,000
Speaker 10: And I know that that probably sounds weird, but it's

2413
01:59:58,040 --> 02:00:02,839
Speaker 10: because the logic of it is complicated, Yeah, and it's

2414
02:00:03,440 --> 02:00:05,040
Speaker 10: it's hard for me to sum it up. But basically

2415
02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:07,360
Speaker 10: it's you know, you can't if it's there, you can't

2416
02:00:07,360 --> 02:00:10,960
Speaker 10: get rid of it easily. But the young women, their

2417
02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:14,480
Speaker 10: body often does get rid of it. That's the thing.

2418
02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:15,560
Speaker 2: So naturally.

2419
02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:18,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, So so you don't really want to be looking

2420
02:00:18,840 --> 02:00:24,200
Speaker 10: for it aggressively other than looking for evidence of injury

2421
02:00:24,240 --> 02:00:28,280
Speaker 10: to the cervix with the pap smear, because a young

2422
02:00:28,320 --> 02:00:30,840
Speaker 10: woman's body can often eliminate it, just.

2423
02:00:30,840 --> 02:00:31,320
Speaker 2: Kick it out.

2424
02:00:31,520 --> 02:00:32,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, not know that.

2425
02:00:32,560 --> 02:00:34,440
Speaker 2: So you said v HPV.

2426
02:00:35,160 --> 02:00:38,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, human papalomavirus has no cure. It does not know

2427
02:00:38,640 --> 02:00:41,520
Speaker 10: I mean, just just like herpes, basically viruses.

2428
02:00:42,440 --> 02:00:46,480
Speaker 2: That leads us to our next question, which STDs are

2429
02:00:46,640 --> 02:00:49,960
Speaker 2: curable and which are not? STIs people have been texting

2430
02:00:50,040 --> 02:00:52,120
Speaker 2: and yea, I mean it's true. When did that change?

2431
02:00:52,120 --> 02:00:53,720
Speaker 2: Why is it exactly?

2432
02:00:53,800 --> 02:00:56,920
Speaker 10: And it's uh, I am terrible with that. It's just

2433
02:00:56,960 --> 02:01:00,000
Speaker 10: I've always called it's sexually transmit disease. It is sexually

2434
02:01:00,120 --> 02:01:04,080
Speaker 10: transmitted infection, fair, or it could be sexually transmitted illness.

2435
02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:06,680
Speaker 2: Which ones can we rid ourselves off and which can

2436
02:01:06,720 --> 02:01:06,960
Speaker 2: we not?

2437
02:01:07,200 --> 02:01:15,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, basically bacterial ones you can so Gonerhea, chlamydia, syphilis

2438
02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:21,520
Speaker 10: are all treatable with antibiotics. Gonnery and chalmydia. You know,

2439
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:24,320
Speaker 10: they can cause all sorts of bad stuff, but they don't.

2440
02:01:25,000 --> 02:01:31,360
Speaker 10: But it's generally isolated to your reproductive organs. So not good.

2441
02:01:31,600 --> 02:01:35,360
Speaker 10: But it's and they're becoming more and more resistant antibiotics, so.

2442
02:01:35,920 --> 02:01:37,200
Speaker 2: They're fighting harder than ever.

2443
02:01:38,520 --> 02:01:40,760
Speaker 3: Bernie mucky stuff coming out type of things.

2444
02:01:40,840 --> 02:01:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

2445
02:01:41,120 --> 02:01:43,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, but it can also you know, especially for a woman,

2446
02:01:43,480 --> 02:01:47,880
Speaker 10: it can cause infections getting up into the uterus or

2447
02:01:47,880 --> 02:01:51,040
Speaker 10: abdomen or even up around the liver. I mean there's

2448
02:01:51,800 --> 02:01:53,480
Speaker 10: just because of the anatomy.

2449
02:01:54,440 --> 02:01:56,960
Speaker 2: You threw down with some frat boy and now a

2450
02:01:56,960 --> 02:01:59,760
Speaker 2: sudden your liver is in jeopardy, right, that shouldn't happen.

2451
02:02:00,440 --> 02:02:04,320
Speaker 10: So basically, viral ones are the ones that we cannot

2452
02:02:04,560 --> 02:02:08,480
Speaker 10: completely treat. I mean HIV is a great example. We

2453
02:02:08,840 --> 02:02:12,720
Speaker 10: can't get rid of it. But in the last I

2454
02:02:12,720 --> 02:02:17,520
Speaker 10: guess thirty five years, was it as basically nineteen yeah, sure, yeah,

2455
02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:19,160
Speaker 10: I mean that it became you know.

2456
02:02:19,400 --> 02:02:20,880
Speaker 3: Is it no longer a death stone? I mean, it

2457
02:02:20,880 --> 02:02:22,960
Speaker 3: seems like it's not as big a deal as it

2458
02:02:23,080 --> 02:02:23,960
Speaker 3: was when we were growing.

2459
02:02:24,160 --> 02:02:28,000
Speaker 10: It's it's something that can be chronically controlled. Yeah, I mean,

2460
02:02:28,080 --> 02:02:30,640
Speaker 10: and the medication regimens have gone from you know, you

2461
02:02:31,480 --> 02:02:33,720
Speaker 10: had to take medicine. You had to have a timer

2462
02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:36,000
Speaker 10: or a watch that would remind you to take it

2463
02:02:36,040 --> 02:02:38,240
Speaker 10: six times a day. Now it's one pill a day

2464
02:02:38,320 --> 02:02:45,040
Speaker 10: or even injectable things. And so it's a controllable illness herpes.

2465
02:02:45,080 --> 02:02:49,400
Speaker 10: You can be on medication to suppress it, but yeah,

2466
02:02:49,480 --> 02:02:51,760
Speaker 10: to actually get rid of it, not so much.

2467
02:02:51,880 --> 02:02:53,000
Speaker 3: As you can live with it now.

2468
02:02:53,080 --> 02:02:53,200
Speaker 4: Right.

2469
02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:56,640
Speaker 3: A friend of mine's dad sadly passed from it. There's

2470
02:02:56,680 --> 02:02:59,880
Speaker 3: a terrible car accident, got a total blood transfusion, like

2471
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:01,960
Speaker 3: all of his blood was replaced, and they weren't testing

2472
02:03:02,000 --> 02:03:03,880
Speaker 3: for it at the yea back then, So he got

2473
02:03:03,920 --> 02:03:06,080
Speaker 3: it and he passed not too long after that.

2474
02:03:06,240 --> 02:03:09,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, it is no, it's a it's a chronic illness

2475
02:03:09,120 --> 02:03:13,080
Speaker 10: treated with treated with medication that seems to work very effectively.

2476
02:03:13,400 --> 02:03:13,840
Speaker 3: That's good.

2477
02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:20,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. The next question for doctor p on this STI

2478
02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:23,400
Speaker 2: only edition of his visit to the half Lass Morning Show.

2479
02:03:23,880 --> 02:03:28,320
Speaker 2: Oh I love this question from a female listener. What

2480
02:03:28,520 --> 02:03:33,280
Speaker 2: problems could result from unprotected anal sex with my husband

2481
02:03:33,560 --> 02:03:35,800
Speaker 2: or in a pinch some other JABBRONI?

2482
02:03:39,560 --> 02:03:41,080
Speaker 10: Okay, what what?

2483
02:03:41,080 --> 02:03:45,000
Speaker 2: What problems could result from unprotected anal sex with my

2484
02:03:45,240 --> 02:03:51,000
Speaker 2: husband or in a pinch some other JABBRONI, well, I.

2485
02:03:50,960 --> 02:03:55,040
Speaker 10: Mean there's nothing specific about anal sex that I would

2486
02:03:55,080 --> 02:04:01,360
Speaker 10: say is more or well, that's maybe true. If anything,

2487
02:04:01,400 --> 02:04:03,520
Speaker 10: you're more likely to potentially.

2488
02:04:03,520 --> 02:04:04,440
Speaker 3: Can you get COLI?

2489
02:04:05,360 --> 02:04:10,320
Speaker 10: I mean, well, yeah, not necessarily. I mean, there definitely

2490
02:04:10,360 --> 02:04:14,280
Speaker 10: can be contamination issues, but I guess it's more just

2491
02:04:14,320 --> 02:04:18,960
Speaker 10: if if she's wondering about sexually transmitted illness in vaginal

2492
02:04:19,080 --> 02:04:22,760
Speaker 10: versus anal sex, I'd say there's not there's not a

2493
02:04:22,760 --> 02:04:23,520
Speaker 10: great difference.

2494
02:04:25,240 --> 02:04:27,560
Speaker 2: I have always heard that when you go back yard

2495
02:04:27,640 --> 02:04:30,560
Speaker 2: ski you're pretty much doubling up your chances of getting

2496
02:04:30,560 --> 02:04:33,960
Speaker 2: one of those ultra comfortable uti s.

2497
02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:37,520
Speaker 10: Well, I mean there's a guy, yeah, Well, yeah, for sure.

2498
02:04:37,560 --> 02:04:39,800
Speaker 2: I mean she's speaking of I think she's speaking of

2499
02:04:39,840 --> 02:04:44,680
Speaker 2: herself or her husband, anybody, anyone involved, Yeah, anyone involved

2500
02:04:44,680 --> 02:04:46,800
Speaker 2: in this anal sex. Yeah right.

2501
02:04:46,840 --> 02:04:49,200
Speaker 10: I would say, if anything, you're increasing your risk just

2502
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:54,680
Speaker 10: because the tissues involved in the rectum and colon are

2503
02:04:54,760 --> 02:04:58,800
Speaker 10: really good at absorbing things, and uh, it's a great

2504
02:04:58,880 --> 02:05:04,080
Speaker 10: way for bacteria and viruses to proliferate. The vagina is

2505
02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:07,920
Speaker 10: sort of you know, it's it's evolved over all these

2506
02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:10,960
Speaker 10: years to try to accept sperm and get rid of

2507
02:05:10,960 --> 02:05:13,800
Speaker 10: everything else. It's not perfect at it, but it's pretty

2508
02:05:13,880 --> 02:05:16,720
Speaker 10: darn good at it. That is not what the other

2509
02:05:16,840 --> 02:05:19,840
Speaker 10: end is for. So yeah, I mean, if so, if

2510
02:05:19,960 --> 02:05:22,760
Speaker 10: she and her husband do not have any I mean,

2511
02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:27,440
Speaker 10: if they're with other people and bringing potential STIs into

2512
02:05:27,440 --> 02:05:31,840
Speaker 10: the mix, it'll just increase her risk of getting that obviously.

2513
02:05:31,560 --> 02:05:32,920
Speaker 2: Little game of Russian roulette.

2514
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:36,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, any other JABBRONI you definitely want to use

2515
02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:42,560
Speaker 10: a condom to decrease the risk. But yeah, the thrust

2516
02:05:42,560 --> 02:05:44,760
Speaker 10: of the question is certainly anal sex is not safer

2517
02:05:45,240 --> 02:05:47,360
Speaker 10: in terms of avoiding.

2518
02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:49,920
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want butt herpes.

2519
02:05:51,200 --> 02:05:54,560
Speaker 10: And I mean, and just to fill out that equation,

2520
02:05:54,920 --> 02:05:57,600
Speaker 10: oral sex is also not really safer because you can

2521
02:05:57,640 --> 02:06:00,920
Speaker 10: get herpes ganaia media.

2522
02:06:01,440 --> 02:06:05,880
Speaker 2: What about bronchitis? Here's a question that says, can I

2523
02:06:05,880 --> 02:06:09,760
Speaker 2: get bronchitis from going down skis on a gal who

2524
02:06:09,800 --> 02:06:10,760
Speaker 2: had the clap?

2525
02:06:11,640 --> 02:06:15,000
Speaker 10: Uh No, I mean, so the clap?

2526
02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:16,320
Speaker 3: Why bronchitis?

2527
02:06:16,840 --> 02:06:19,640
Speaker 10: I don't know. I mean that bronchitis is a lung infection.

2528
02:06:20,320 --> 02:06:21,840
Speaker 10: I've not heard of that. I mean, I guess if

2529
02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:24,720
Speaker 10: you were I, you know, compromise maybe someone who was.

2530
02:06:24,760 --> 02:06:26,680
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Yeah, no, no, I don't know

2531
02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:29,160
Speaker 2: why he's I don't know why he's talking about bronchitis.

2532
02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:31,600
Speaker 10: No, yeah, you're not gonna You're not gonna get bronchitis

2533
02:06:31,600 --> 02:06:31,880
Speaker 10: from it.

2534
02:06:31,920 --> 02:06:34,280
Speaker 2: Man, you've got a terrible cough. Well I went to

2535
02:06:34,440 --> 02:06:38,000
Speaker 2: Alexandria over the weekend, and yeah, you don't down on

2536
02:06:38,080 --> 02:06:38,320
Speaker 2: a guy.

2537
02:06:38,360 --> 02:06:40,080
Speaker 10: I should add one more thing about the in terms

2538
02:06:40,120 --> 02:06:43,120
Speaker 10: of treatable versus non treatable. Syphilis is a bacteria and

2539
02:06:43,160 --> 02:06:48,840
Speaker 10: can be treated amazingly with penicillin. Of all things, penicillin.

2540
02:06:48,880 --> 02:06:50,440
Speaker 10: It's like we use pencil or anything.

2541
02:06:50,560 --> 02:06:52,160
Speaker 2: That's the the.

2542
02:06:51,960 --> 02:06:55,920
Speaker 10: Old thing that's been around since World War two or

2543
02:06:55,960 --> 02:06:59,000
Speaker 10: maybe even earlier, and you can't treat it. But the

2544
02:06:59,000 --> 02:07:01,640
Speaker 10: problem is syphilis if you if you don't treat it early,

2545
02:07:02,440 --> 02:07:04,920
Speaker 10: it gets into lots of other parts of your body,

2546
02:07:04,920 --> 02:07:08,600
Speaker 10: like your brain, and can cause all sorts of problems.

2547
02:07:08,600 --> 02:07:11,120
Speaker 10: So it needs to be caught and treated early. And

2548
02:07:11,120 --> 02:07:14,400
Speaker 10: syphilis was sort of a thing. I feel like it was.

2549
02:07:14,760 --> 02:07:16,960
Speaker 10: We were winning the battle against syphilis for a long time,

2550
02:07:17,560 --> 02:07:20,640
Speaker 10: and I'm not sure we are anymore. It's it's more

2551
02:07:20,840 --> 02:07:23,280
Speaker 10: they're ganging up earth common than it was for a

2552
02:07:23,280 --> 02:07:23,760
Speaker 10: long time.

2553
02:07:23,880 --> 02:07:28,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, my damn. Six three ninety three. If you have

2554
02:07:28,800 --> 02:07:33,520
Speaker 2: an STI related question or concern for Doctor P Jesus

2555
02:07:33,960 --> 02:07:38,160
Speaker 2: on this All STI edition of the Ask Doctor P segment,

2556
02:07:39,960 --> 02:07:44,040
Speaker 2: do you recommend a loose or snug fitting condom?

2557
02:07:46,160 --> 02:07:47,200
Speaker 3: In what world?

2558
02:07:47,240 --> 02:07:49,240
Speaker 4: Would you ever want a loose fit.

2559
02:07:51,320 --> 02:07:52,000
Speaker 10: Make comfort?

2560
02:07:52,280 --> 02:07:54,360
Speaker 3: They make snug fitting condoms?

2561
02:07:54,560 --> 02:07:56,640
Speaker 10: Well, I think it probably It probably just depends on

2562
02:07:56,680 --> 02:07:58,640
Speaker 10: the size of the condom versus the size of you.

2563
02:07:59,840 --> 02:08:01,680
Speaker 2: I thought there was a conversation.

2564
02:08:01,800 --> 02:08:03,560
Speaker 3: They were all loose in my experience.

2565
02:08:05,320 --> 02:08:08,080
Speaker 10: They make finger condoms you could try that aren't really

2566
02:08:08,120 --> 02:08:10,000
Speaker 10: meant for sex, but they're meant to, you know, cover

2567
02:08:10,080 --> 02:08:12,960
Speaker 10: up a cut finger. If you work in again culinary.

2568
02:08:12,920 --> 02:08:16,839
Speaker 2: You've tried those. Yeah, did you ever wear a finger condom,

2569
02:08:16,960 --> 02:08:18,960
Speaker 2: Josh when you were in the culinary field.

2570
02:08:19,360 --> 02:08:19,960
Speaker 3: No, I didn't.

2571
02:08:20,000 --> 02:08:21,880
Speaker 2: They didn't invent those back in those I mean.

2572
02:08:21,840 --> 02:08:24,160
Speaker 10: I'm not sure that's legitate. You know, you probably need

2573
02:08:24,160 --> 02:08:24,840
Speaker 10: to have a glove on.

2574
02:08:24,920 --> 02:08:27,280
Speaker 3: But I thought, I right, try to thimble still too

2575
02:08:27,360 --> 02:08:28,760
Speaker 3: much little now.

2576
02:08:28,800 --> 02:08:31,240
Speaker 2: I was in sex set in nineteen eighty six. For

2577
02:08:31,320 --> 02:08:33,600
Speaker 2: Christ's sake, This is a long time ago. But I

2578
02:08:33,720 --> 02:08:37,520
Speaker 2: thought there was some verbiage when the teacher was telling

2579
02:08:37,600 --> 02:08:41,280
Speaker 2: us about condoms, something about leaving yourself a little extra

2580
02:08:41,400 --> 02:08:41,880
Speaker 2: room there.

2581
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:45,760
Speaker 3: But yeah, oh well that's right to catch everything.

2582
02:08:45,560 --> 02:08:49,080
Speaker 10: Right, And I think I mean some condoms are some

2583
02:08:49,160 --> 02:08:53,080
Speaker 10: kindoms are made with a reservoir. There you go, a reservoir,

2584
02:08:53,120 --> 02:08:55,160
Speaker 10: that's right. Yeah, I don't know, and I don't think

2585
02:08:55,160 --> 02:08:58,680
Speaker 10: that was comfort so much. It's just it's somewhere to

2586
02:08:59,080 --> 02:09:04,200
Speaker 10: catch the right for things to be caught without rupturing

2587
02:09:04,240 --> 02:09:04,640
Speaker 10: the condom.

2588
02:09:04,680 --> 02:09:07,240
Speaker 2: My guess is the idea boor though some bitches snap,

2589
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:11,480
Speaker 2: which they do, taking.

2590
02:09:11,280 --> 02:09:13,360
Speaker 3: Them off as gross. I'll just be honest with you.

2591
02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:15,600
Speaker 10: I mean for a second, yeah, but they're important to you.

2592
02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:16,280
Speaker 3: Gotta be careful.

2593
02:09:16,320 --> 02:09:18,200
Speaker 2: You don't like the removal process.

2594
02:09:17,880 --> 02:09:19,840
Speaker 3: No, no, no, what the hill that.

2595
02:09:19,840 --> 02:09:20,960
Speaker 2: It's the most fun part for me.

2596
02:09:21,480 --> 02:09:22,960
Speaker 10: Just remove it like we do with you know, like

2597
02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:23,720
Speaker 10: medical gloves.

2598
02:09:23,760 --> 02:09:24,720
Speaker 2: Have a lot of laughs with that.

2599
02:09:25,240 --> 02:09:30,120
Speaker 3: Hi, everybody, Doctor P Jesus, Welcome to the Half Asked morning.

2600
02:09:29,880 --> 02:09:35,600
Speaker 2: Shows Word Up and Word Life. It's the all STI

2601
02:09:35,800 --> 02:09:39,200
Speaker 2: edition of our Ask Doctor P segment. Our listeners are

2602
02:09:39,320 --> 02:09:42,760
Speaker 2: just itching to ask you about what's going on in

2603
02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:45,280
Speaker 2: their underwears. Doctor p It's been lots of fun.

2604
02:09:45,560 --> 02:09:46,320
Speaker 10: It's well said.

2605
02:09:46,480 --> 02:09:49,760
Speaker 2: I like the attitude involved in some of the questions

2606
02:09:49,760 --> 02:09:52,600
Speaker 2: who have been that have been texted in, the attitude

2607
02:09:52,600 --> 02:09:55,320
Speaker 2: behind some of the questions. Another young lady, what is

2608
02:09:55,360 --> 02:10:00,120
Speaker 2: the accuracy of the morning after pill as opposed to

2609
02:10:00,160 --> 02:10:03,080
Speaker 2: the good old fashioned routine of relying on the drunk

2610
02:10:03,160 --> 02:10:08,160
Speaker 2: guy to properly put a condom on his unimpressive pepe,

2611
02:10:08,960 --> 02:10:11,600
Speaker 2: what is the accuracy of the morning after pill versus

2612
02:10:11,680 --> 02:10:13,360
Speaker 2: the drunk guy wearing the condom?

2613
02:10:13,640 --> 02:10:15,680
Speaker 10: The efficacy she must be talking about.

2614
02:10:15,800 --> 02:10:20,240
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, yeah, I don't. Uh, well, how off? That's

2615
02:10:20,280 --> 02:10:21,000
Speaker 2: a good question.

2616
02:10:21,280 --> 02:10:24,800
Speaker 10: I mean, I mean the drunk guy wearing the condom

2617
02:10:25,240 --> 02:10:28,360
Speaker 10: is not great. I mean even not even condom use

2618
02:10:28,480 --> 02:10:31,240
Speaker 10: you know, doing it by the book, just like they

2619
02:10:31,280 --> 02:10:34,160
Speaker 10: touch in junior high, you know, rolling it on, leave

2620
02:10:34,200 --> 02:10:36,080
Speaker 10: an extra room at the tip, not you know, taking

2621
02:10:36,120 --> 02:10:39,960
Speaker 10: it off right after right, not laying around there. I'd

2622
02:10:39,960 --> 02:10:43,000
Speaker 10: have to look up what the rate is, but it's

2623
02:10:43,360 --> 02:10:47,680
Speaker 10: it's less than ninety percent effective, I think, huh. Whereas

2624
02:10:47,760 --> 02:10:50,360
Speaker 10: you know, birth control pills much higher. I U D

2625
02:10:50,880 --> 02:10:54,560
Speaker 10: is the highest basically, so intra uter and device but

2626
02:10:54,600 --> 02:10:57,800
Speaker 10: the morning after pill. I mean, I guess I hate

2627
02:10:57,800 --> 02:11:01,440
Speaker 10: to think of it as just it's not. I mean,

2628
02:11:01,440 --> 02:11:07,160
Speaker 10: it is contraception. It does basically prevent ovulation and or

2629
02:11:07,200 --> 02:11:11,720
Speaker 10: implantation if you were already ovulating. But it's highly effective.

2630
02:11:11,360 --> 02:11:14,640
Speaker 2: Too, more so than a rubber effect, well especially a

2631
02:11:14,720 --> 02:11:19,640
Speaker 2: rubber I mean it is, Yes, it is. It's very interesting.

2632
02:11:19,600 --> 02:11:21,960
Speaker 10: And I don't know if I have time to look

2633
02:11:21,960 --> 02:11:24,600
Speaker 10: that up, but it's yeah. I mean even perfect condom

2634
02:11:24,680 --> 02:11:27,720
Speaker 10: use is not it's not as great as you would think,

2635
02:11:28,120 --> 02:11:33,000
Speaker 10: but it's better than you know, the rhythm method, where

2636
02:11:33,000 --> 02:11:37,800
Speaker 10: you're you know, keeping track of menstrual cycle. That can

2637
02:11:37,880 --> 02:11:40,160
Speaker 10: be done really well if people are like measuring their

2638
02:11:40,320 --> 02:11:44,720
Speaker 10: women are measuring their basal body temperature and calculating when

2639
02:11:44,760 --> 02:11:48,080
Speaker 10: they're going to did I say, men's right and ovulate,

2640
02:11:49,680 --> 02:11:52,560
Speaker 10: because that we if women are not near ovulation, they're

2641
02:11:52,600 --> 02:11:54,480
Speaker 10: not going to get pregnant. But that's still not perfect.

2642
02:11:54,680 --> 02:11:58,600
Speaker 3: Wow, I'd learned that as the rhythm method.

2643
02:11:58,440 --> 02:12:00,280
Speaker 10: Right, I mean, that's that's certainly one way to call it.

2644
02:12:00,280 --> 02:12:03,120
Speaker 10: That the withdrawal method, we definitely know it's not good.

2645
02:12:03,240 --> 02:12:05,839
Speaker 2: Ashley, You got anything to say about all these different methods?

2646
02:12:06,760 --> 02:12:10,560
Speaker 4: Nothing? Really works. I feel like nothing really works.

2647
02:12:10,840 --> 02:12:13,640
Speaker 6: Nothing has one hundred percent guarantee that you're not going

2648
02:12:13,720 --> 02:12:15,440
Speaker 6: to get pregnant. I think a lot of people forget

2649
02:12:15,480 --> 02:12:20,480
Speaker 6: that you can get pregnant from the thing that happens

2650
02:12:20,520 --> 02:12:21,919
Speaker 6: before the grand finale.

2651
02:12:22,160 --> 02:12:24,080
Speaker 3: So sometimes what's called.

2652
02:12:24,320 --> 02:12:31,280
Speaker 6: Exactly sometimes Yeah, I know, I know what you mean.

2653
02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:34,200
Speaker 4: I know a couple of people that have kids because

2654
02:12:34,200 --> 02:12:34,400
Speaker 4: of that.

2655
02:12:34,480 --> 02:12:37,680
Speaker 6: I also thought, doctor P I thought that the plan

2656
02:12:37,760 --> 02:12:39,720
Speaker 6: be didn't work if you were already ovulating.

2657
02:12:41,240 --> 02:12:44,560
Speaker 10: I mean, it's not ideal, but uh, I believe it

2658
02:12:44,680 --> 02:12:47,040
Speaker 10: still can because it I mean, one of the things

2659
02:12:47,080 --> 02:12:52,760
Speaker 10: it does is overrides the body's ability to allow implantation

2660
02:12:53,160 --> 02:12:54,120
Speaker 10: of I mean.

2661
02:12:55,240 --> 02:12:57,240
Speaker 4: I heard it makes you pretty sick. I've never had

2662
02:12:57,240 --> 02:12:57,800
Speaker 4: to take one.

2663
02:12:57,960 --> 02:13:00,800
Speaker 10: Thankfully, it's relative high dose.

2664
02:13:01,320 --> 02:13:02,120
Speaker 3: I'm taking plenty.

2665
02:13:02,400 --> 02:13:07,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's good. It made your breast look great though,

2666
02:13:09,680 --> 02:13:11,720
Speaker 10: very perky. It's really it's high dose. I mean you're

2667
02:13:11,720 --> 02:13:13,760
Speaker 10: taking it depends which one you're doing, but you're taking

2668
02:13:13,920 --> 02:13:16,520
Speaker 10: multiple birth control pills at the same time essentially, so

2669
02:13:16,560 --> 02:13:19,120
Speaker 10: it's a high dose of estrogen approach progesterone. Yeah, that

2670
02:13:19,160 --> 02:13:20,520
Speaker 10: could definitely make women feel sick.

2671
02:13:20,720 --> 02:13:23,080
Speaker 4: Oh, I have to tell you guys something crazy.

2672
02:13:23,240 --> 02:13:26,160
Speaker 6: So if there's I had a friend in high school

2673
02:13:26,560 --> 02:13:30,880
Speaker 6: and him and his girlfriend would have sex all the time,

2674
02:13:31,080 --> 02:13:34,120
Speaker 6: and they didn't like using condoms. She wasn't on birth control,

2675
02:13:34,680 --> 02:13:39,200
Speaker 6: and so she would take a Plan B every time

2676
02:13:39,240 --> 02:13:42,080
Speaker 6: they had sex. I mean she was taking like twenty

2677
02:13:42,160 --> 02:13:45,840
Speaker 6: a month doctor p And I was like, this connot be.

2678
02:13:45,920 --> 02:13:47,040
Speaker 4: Good for your health.

2679
02:13:47,680 --> 02:13:48,760
Speaker 3: That sounds pretty bad.

2680
02:13:49,000 --> 02:13:52,440
Speaker 4: This should not be used as an every day every.

2681
02:13:52,200 --> 02:13:56,160
Speaker 10: Time Plan B is plan A. That's that's why it's

2682
02:13:56,200 --> 02:13:58,800
Speaker 10: called plan B. That's not great because yeah, you're taking

2683
02:13:58,920 --> 02:14:02,440
Speaker 10: you're taking really high of birth control pills, which is

2684
02:14:02,520 --> 02:14:05,400
Speaker 10: high doses of vestrogen and progesterone, and that can cause problems.

2685
02:14:05,480 --> 02:14:06,040
Speaker 2: How about that?

2686
02:14:06,240 --> 02:14:09,280
Speaker 3: As somebody here said that his wife was on birth control,

2687
02:14:09,320 --> 02:14:13,280
Speaker 3: they used the withdrawal method and still she got pregnant.

2688
02:14:13,400 --> 02:14:14,880
Speaker 4: Hush, I know.

2689
02:14:14,880 --> 02:14:16,640
Speaker 3: Two people that get pregnant on birth control?

2690
02:14:16,840 --> 02:14:18,600
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, No, I mean women can get pregnant on

2691
02:14:18,640 --> 02:14:19,320
Speaker 10: the pill, for sure.

2692
02:14:19,440 --> 02:14:19,880
Speaker 2: There's plenty.

2693
02:14:19,920 --> 02:14:21,640
Speaker 10: I mean, I've heard plenty of stories of that, and

2694
02:14:21,680 --> 02:14:25,040
Speaker 10: I wonder should we since it is herpes Awaresiness Day.

2695
02:14:25,160 --> 02:14:27,480
Speaker 10: I mean, basically, for those of you who think you

2696
02:14:27,520 --> 02:14:30,400
Speaker 10: may have herpes or do have herpes there are. You know,

2697
02:14:30,440 --> 02:14:33,960
Speaker 10: it is definitely worthwhile having a frank discussion with your

2698
02:14:33,960 --> 02:14:39,440
Speaker 10: physician because you can decrease your own outbreaks, you can

2699
02:14:40,600 --> 02:14:43,520
Speaker 10: dramatically lower the risk of passing it on to a

2700
02:14:43,560 --> 02:14:47,160
Speaker 10: partner and it might just be as it I mean,

2701
02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:48,920
Speaker 10: it might be. And that's that is actually what I

2702
02:14:49,040 --> 02:14:50,920
Speaker 10: just you know, looking up the fact that it was

2703
02:14:50,960 --> 02:14:53,600
Speaker 10: Herpees awareness Day. Sorry, some people are missed, some people

2704
02:14:53,600 --> 02:14:57,560
Speaker 10: are misdiagnosed, and so that's that's an interesting thing that

2705
02:14:57,600 --> 02:15:03,440
Speaker 10: I hadn't thought of. Like, so say, well, someone does

2706
02:15:03,480 --> 02:15:05,840
Speaker 10: have herpes and they get with the new partner, and

2707
02:15:05,880 --> 02:15:08,400
Speaker 10: that partner says, well, that's great because I think I

2708
02:15:08,400 --> 02:15:10,200
Speaker 10: have a history of herpes as well. But they actually

2709
02:15:10,240 --> 02:15:14,400
Speaker 10: were misdiagnosed and they never did have herpes, so they

2710
02:15:14,400 --> 02:15:16,440
Speaker 10: may not use the prevention and then they really will

2711
02:15:16,440 --> 02:15:18,800
Speaker 10: have herpes. So it's you don't necessarily want to assume

2712
02:15:18,840 --> 02:15:19,480
Speaker 10: that's what it is.

2713
02:15:19,640 --> 02:15:21,280
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean, the.

2714
02:15:21,200 --> 02:15:23,360
Speaker 10: Best way to test is to test when you have

2715
02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:27,160
Speaker 10: an outbreak, because it's definitive. Antibody tests that you could

2716
02:15:27,200 --> 02:15:31,920
Speaker 10: do on blood can be a little misleading, but it's

2717
02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:35,080
Speaker 10: it's worth having a very frank discussion and also just

2718
02:15:35,400 --> 02:15:37,160
Speaker 10: you know, living responsibly with it.

2719
02:15:37,200 --> 02:15:41,320
Speaker 2: If you do have herpes, are responsible, he says, copy, Well,

2720
02:15:41,440 --> 02:15:42,120
Speaker 2: tell people.

2721
02:15:41,920 --> 02:15:42,520
Speaker 4: When you have it.

2722
02:15:42,640 --> 02:15:45,360
Speaker 3: A few slucks would just wait till marriage and only

2723
02:15:46,520 --> 02:15:47,640
Speaker 3: I'm trying to pro create.

2724
02:15:47,760 --> 02:15:48,760
Speaker 5: Who are you calling slut?

2725
02:15:48,880 --> 02:15:51,440
Speaker 2: You dang it? You know we've got all you looking at.

2726
02:15:51,600 --> 02:15:56,360
Speaker 2: There's a listener in our audience who broke his pecker, oh,

2727
02:15:57,160 --> 02:15:59,520
Speaker 2: in bed with a girl, and then that same girl

2728
02:15:59,520 --> 02:16:01,720
Speaker 2: a couple day days later gave him an sd D.

2729
02:16:01,920 --> 02:16:03,040
Speaker 2: He said, worst week ever.

2730
02:16:03,200 --> 02:16:06,640
Speaker 3: Oh man, that is a bummer, double shot, She mad

2731
02:16:06,680 --> 02:16:06,960
Speaker 3: at him.

2732
02:16:08,440 --> 02:16:10,440
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I'm lucky.

2733
02:16:10,480 --> 02:16:14,040
Speaker 3: I've never never had an issue there, thank goodness, the

2734
02:16:14,080 --> 02:16:16,880
Speaker 3: broken or oh I had an issue there? I mean

2735
02:16:17,000 --> 02:16:18,400
Speaker 3: like an STI or whatever.

2736
02:16:18,520 --> 02:16:20,120
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I mean, well you're lucky.

2737
02:16:20,560 --> 02:16:21,560
Speaker 3: I feel very lucky.

2738
02:16:21,760 --> 02:16:25,280
Speaker 10: Where'd you go to school, doctor, p Yeah, for medical

2739
02:16:25,280 --> 02:16:27,560
Speaker 10: school or undergraduate or either.

2740
02:16:27,600 --> 02:16:28,920
Speaker 2: Where'd you go to like real.

2741
02:16:28,720 --> 02:16:33,480
Speaker 10: College, Brown University, not not Brown College, but Brown University Island,

2742
02:16:33,680 --> 02:16:37,080
Speaker 10: the Rhode Island Ivy League school, right it is Uh,

2743
02:16:37,120 --> 02:16:39,400
Speaker 10: this is just for fun. A listener was just joking

2744
02:16:39,440 --> 02:16:45,000
Speaker 10: around asking you know what college campus has the oh,

2745
02:16:45,080 --> 02:16:47,440
Speaker 10: the highest. I don't think it's Brown.

2746
02:16:47,800 --> 02:16:54,080
Speaker 2: H the highest number of st I I'm guessing you could. Yeah.

2747
02:16:54,080 --> 02:16:55,680
Speaker 2: I looked it up because I didn't figure you'd have

2748
02:16:55,680 --> 02:16:57,880
Speaker 2: any idea and kind of pouncing on you with a

2749
02:16:57,920 --> 02:17:01,080
Speaker 2: tough question there. And I'm sure you're If you went

2750
02:17:01,120 --> 02:17:03,760
Speaker 2: to one hundred different websites, you'd probably find one hundred

2751
02:17:03,760 --> 02:17:06,360
Speaker 2: different answers to this question. But the website that I

2752
02:17:06,400 --> 02:17:09,640
Speaker 2: looked up said Pennsylvania. That's also an IVY League school,

2753
02:17:10,080 --> 02:17:12,840
Speaker 2: is it not Pennsylvsity Pennsylvania is.

2754
02:17:12,680 --> 02:17:15,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you like to be dirty too.

2755
02:17:16,640 --> 02:17:18,360
Speaker 2: But I mean, I think we all would expect to

2756
02:17:18,400 --> 02:17:22,560
Speaker 2: see Arizona State, you know, USC Arizona, the party school.

2757
02:17:22,600 --> 02:17:27,320
Speaker 2: You would think Madison, things like that. Huh, says your Pennsylvania.

2758
02:17:28,080 --> 02:17:29,119
Speaker 2: Let's see if there's any.

2759
02:17:29,000 --> 02:17:30,600
Speaker 10: Other brown university on there.

2760
02:17:30,640 --> 02:17:33,200
Speaker 2: I don't see it. Marquette that's a Milwaukee school that's

2761
02:17:33,320 --> 02:17:38,280
Speaker 2: nearby Duke, Oh my god, weird like Vanderbilt. I also

2762
02:17:38,320 --> 02:17:39,920
Speaker 2: think you have to be quite smart to get into

2763
02:17:40,600 --> 02:17:43,800
Speaker 2: Southern Methodist in Texas. Christian, Well, that's not very Christian

2764
02:17:44,240 --> 02:17:45,560
Speaker 2: to be passing STDs.

2765
02:17:45,600 --> 02:17:46,360
Speaker 10: Oh, that's just bad.

2766
02:17:46,480 --> 02:17:48,160
Speaker 2: Notre Dame, you.

2767
02:17:48,080 --> 02:17:50,160
Speaker 10: Know, that's funny. I mean maybe it's like I mean

2768
02:17:50,200 --> 02:17:53,600
Speaker 10: people who are smart in one some ways maybe think

2769
02:17:53,640 --> 02:17:56,360
Speaker 10: they can get away with stuff and they're wrong. It

2770
02:17:56,440 --> 02:17:59,280
Speaker 10: could be so if you're smart, you can't get away

2771
02:17:59,280 --> 02:17:59,600
Speaker 10: with it.

2772
02:18:01,320 --> 02:18:03,879
Speaker 3: Karma and chlamydia will catch.

2773
02:18:03,720 --> 02:18:06,640
Speaker 2: Up with them exactly quickly. Before we go, tell us

2774
02:18:06,640 --> 02:18:09,400
Speaker 2: about the wildest time you ever had at Brown University

2775
02:18:09,400 --> 02:18:13,920
Speaker 2: out there on Rhode Island. Wildest time you ever had? Uh?

2776
02:18:13,959 --> 02:18:16,360
Speaker 10: I mean there there was. There was an annual event

2777
02:18:16,920 --> 02:18:19,160
Speaker 10: at one of the It wasn't a frat house. It

2778
02:18:19,200 --> 02:18:21,960
Speaker 10: was what do they call it off No, it wasn't

2779
02:18:21,959 --> 02:18:25,680
Speaker 10: that either, it was an off campus house. No, but anyway,

2780
02:18:26,040 --> 02:18:27,240
Speaker 10: they had the naked.

2781
02:18:26,959 --> 02:18:28,920
Speaker 2: Party every year you went.

2782
02:18:29,040 --> 02:18:29,680
Speaker 4: Did you go?

2783
02:18:29,879 --> 02:18:32,920
Speaker 10: You didn't go naked because you might get arrested, But

2784
02:18:32,959 --> 02:18:35,959
Speaker 10: once you were there, you got naked.

2785
02:18:35,800 --> 02:18:37,560
Speaker 2: And you went to this party, it did and you

2786
02:18:37,600 --> 02:18:38,120
Speaker 2: got naked.

2787
02:18:38,280 --> 02:18:39,680
Speaker 10: It kept my shoes on every time.

2788
02:18:39,720 --> 02:18:42,960
Speaker 7: I was always the shoes on at the keg.

2789
02:18:43,320 --> 02:18:46,600
Speaker 10: It was actually it was. It was a fascinating experience.

2790
02:18:46,640 --> 02:18:47,600
Speaker 2: Everybody was naked.

2791
02:18:47,680 --> 02:18:50,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, so you would think you would think it would

2792
02:18:50,360 --> 02:18:53,959
Speaker 10: be like the most highly sexualized environment ever, but it

2793
02:18:54,040 --> 02:18:55,640
Speaker 10: actually were.

2794
02:18:55,680 --> 02:18:57,280
Speaker 3: You all doctors. Maybe that's why it was.

2795
02:18:58,120 --> 02:19:01,480
Speaker 10: No, it's just whenever everybody's naked. There's sort of like

2796
02:19:02,760 --> 02:19:06,880
Speaker 10: whether it's just overwhelming or nothing really stands out anymore.

2797
02:19:07,080 --> 02:19:10,320
Speaker 10: It was weird. It was actually it was eye opening

2798
02:19:10,400 --> 02:19:13,800
Speaker 10: in multiple ways. How long did you stay at the

2799
02:19:13,879 --> 02:19:14,520
Speaker 10: naked party?

2800
02:19:14,680 --> 02:19:16,160
Speaker 2: Good? Five six beers?

2801
02:19:16,440 --> 02:19:19,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think so that's for you. For the first

2802
02:19:19,280 --> 02:19:21,720
Speaker 10: couple of years. Then then there were starting to be

2803
02:19:21,760 --> 02:19:23,959
Speaker 10: some kind of weird people showing up as it got.

2804
02:19:24,080 --> 02:19:27,480
Speaker 3: Sure, you know, people who were more you're standing out.

2805
02:19:27,560 --> 02:19:28,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, people gawkers.

2806
02:19:28,560 --> 02:19:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah did you did you turn around real quick and

2807
02:19:31,200 --> 02:19:34,000
Speaker 2: spin around? And maybe did you knock into anybody? I mean,

2808
02:19:34,040 --> 02:19:34,440
Speaker 2: the thing is you.

2809
02:19:34,680 --> 02:19:37,080
Speaker 10: Were bumping into what were you doing?

2810
02:19:37,160 --> 02:19:39,160
Speaker 3: Like, was it dance party or what was happening?

2811
02:19:39,320 --> 02:19:41,840
Speaker 10: I mean it was there was people dancing, there's people talking,

2812
02:19:41,879 --> 02:19:44,920
Speaker 10: people drinking, there were people body painting. That's great, but yeah,

2813
02:19:44,920 --> 02:19:46,879
Speaker 10: it's a lot of sweaty people. It's actually kind of gross.

2814
02:19:46,920 --> 02:19:49,360
Speaker 3: Really sure, I could never never pay.

2815
02:19:49,480 --> 02:19:52,160
Speaker 2: Thanks doctor, pay for your advice and your story.

2816
02:19:52,240 --> 02:19:52,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, great to be here.

2817
02:19:53,000 --> 02:19:54,960
Speaker 3: Doctor p handed me a shout out this morning. This

2818
02:19:55,000 --> 02:19:57,240
Speaker 3: is a first, the first time you've ever handed in

2819
02:19:57,280 --> 02:20:00,000
Speaker 3: a shout out, and I recognized this Jesus name good.

2820
02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:02,560
Speaker 3: He blocked to Audie Parts. Jesus, he's got to have

2821
02:20:02,720 --> 02:20:06,000
Speaker 3: urgery Wednesday to fix a wee little bone in his wrist,

2822
02:20:06,040 --> 02:20:10,480
Speaker 3: which he fractured while quote butt surfing under his motorcycle

2823
02:20:10,560 --> 02:20:13,600
Speaker 3: through turn three up at Brainerd International. What happened there?

2824
02:20:14,520 --> 02:20:17,080
Speaker 10: A he was just going fast and he's a very

2825
02:20:17,200 --> 02:20:21,720
Speaker 10: very fast rider who races, and had a fall that

2826
02:20:21,760 --> 02:20:24,920
Speaker 10: he has not had, so he was suddenly under his

2827
02:20:24,920 --> 02:20:29,320
Speaker 10: motorcycle trying to get the hell But fortunately he only

2828
02:20:29,360 --> 02:20:32,440
Speaker 10: hurt his scaphoid bone in his wrist, which is an

2829
02:20:32,440 --> 02:20:35,360
Speaker 10: annoying little bone that does often need surgery. But very

2830
02:20:35,360 --> 02:20:36,760
Speaker 10: good guy, and I hope it goes well for.

2831
02:20:36,920 --> 02:20:39,240
Speaker 3: Me too, Half Fast Morning Show.

2832
02:20:39,440 --> 02:20:45,560
Speaker 2: It's not just the swearing. Did one of you fornicate? Fornicate? Look,

2833
02:20:45,560 --> 02:20:47,560
Speaker 2: I've boned a lot of chicks in my time, sure,

2834
02:20:47,800 --> 02:20:52,080
Speaker 2: but as far as I can recall, I've never fornicated anybody.

2835
02:20:52,360 --> 02:20:53,280
Speaker 3: Ny reacts.

2836
02:20:54,520 --> 02:21:01,280
Speaker 2: I think back to those high school dances. Sure, we

2837
02:21:01,360 --> 02:21:05,120
Speaker 2: showed up pretty loaded for the football games and the

2838
02:21:05,120 --> 02:21:09,160
Speaker 2: hockey games, right, but we really showed uploaded for the dances.

2839
02:21:09,879 --> 02:21:12,680
Speaker 2: And how did some of these grown folks not just

2840
02:21:12,760 --> 02:21:15,400
Speaker 2: I mean, my guess is they just didn't care? Yeah,

2841
02:21:15,440 --> 02:21:18,600
Speaker 2: you know, they've been teachers for twenty five years. They've

2842
02:21:18,640 --> 02:21:22,400
Speaker 2: seen Moron high school kids drunk a million times, and

2843
02:21:22,480 --> 02:21:24,879
Speaker 2: at that point in their career, they just didn't care

2844
02:21:24,959 --> 02:21:29,480
Speaker 2: anymore if we were I like, one case is a dance, right,

2845
02:21:30,320 --> 02:21:33,959
Speaker 2: because they could have called us out every single time

2846
02:21:35,360 --> 02:21:36,440
Speaker 2: and they didn't see.

2847
02:21:36,440 --> 02:21:37,720
Speaker 5: I'm jealous of your situation.

2848
02:21:37,879 --> 02:21:40,280
Speaker 7: We had a cop presence at the entryway of the

2849
02:21:40,400 --> 02:21:43,200
Speaker 7: dance and he eyeballogy and thought that you were drinking.

2850
02:21:43,240 --> 02:21:45,480
Speaker 7: He'd pull you aside and breath Olyzia and a lot

2851
02:21:45,520 --> 02:21:47,280
Speaker 7: of kids never made it into the dances.

2852
02:21:47,120 --> 02:21:51,040
Speaker 2: It sucks to me. Your generation, I know sucks.

2853
02:21:52,560 --> 02:21:54,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, we would get like side eyed by some of

2854
02:21:54,840 --> 02:21:57,400
Speaker 4: the teachers, but we would take that as a sign

2855
02:21:57,440 --> 02:21:58,800
Speaker 4: as all right, we need to get out of here.

2856
02:21:59,000 --> 02:22:00,880
Speaker 4: We've got like five minutes until they call someone.

2857
02:22:01,160 --> 02:22:04,840
Speaker 2: God, I remember one of those high school dances I

2858
02:22:04,879 --> 02:22:10,720
Speaker 2: showed up just destroyed, and I'm so embarrassed, Josh.

2859
02:22:10,959 --> 02:22:14,240
Speaker 3: I mean, how where it was completely obvious to everyone

2860
02:22:14,360 --> 02:22:15,520
Speaker 3: were able to hide it a little bit?

2861
02:22:15,600 --> 02:22:19,320
Speaker 4: Oh, it had to have been obvious, flurring up a storm.

2862
02:22:20,520 --> 02:22:24,640
Speaker 2: Where I'm going with this is once I got into

2863
02:22:24,720 --> 02:22:28,400
Speaker 2: the cafeteria, which is where our dance floor was for

2864
02:22:28,560 --> 02:22:33,039
Speaker 2: the high school dance. I uh god, I was all.

2865
02:22:33,280 --> 02:22:34,800
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was. It must have been

2866
02:22:34,840 --> 02:22:39,280
Speaker 2: hard liquor, because I've told you before that beer has

2867
02:22:39,320 --> 02:22:41,640
Speaker 2: always been my thing. But when you're a high school kid,

2868
02:22:42,200 --> 02:22:44,920
Speaker 2: you take what you can get. It must have been

2869
02:22:45,040 --> 02:22:48,800
Speaker 2: booze that I got whipped up on in this particular night,

2870
02:22:49,400 --> 02:22:54,120
Speaker 2: because I came into that dance just gungs blazon. I'm

2871
02:22:54,280 --> 02:22:57,600
Speaker 2: running around the damn this is what I did. This

2872
02:22:57,680 --> 02:23:00,520
Speaker 2: is what still kind of haunts me to this day.

2873
02:23:00,959 --> 02:23:03,400
Speaker 2: I went, you know how it is at a high

2874
02:23:03,440 --> 02:23:06,640
Speaker 2: school dance, or any dance for that matter, you know,

2875
02:23:06,720 --> 02:23:10,640
Speaker 2: like a dance club, there are different circles of people, right,

2876
02:23:10,800 --> 02:23:14,760
Speaker 2: friends dancing with each other. I broke into every circle

2877
02:23:14,840 --> 02:23:17,680
Speaker 2: to show them what I could use. Yeah, what do

2878
02:23:17,760 --> 02:23:19,880
Speaker 2: you think of this right here? You know, to the

2879
02:23:19,959 --> 02:23:23,440
Speaker 2: latest hit by Salt and Pepper or whoever the hell

2880
02:23:23,520 --> 02:23:26,320
Speaker 2: was hot when I was in h and I what

2881
02:23:26,360 --> 02:23:28,480
Speaker 2: about this group over here? What do you think? And

2882
02:23:28,560 --> 02:23:32,600
Speaker 2: I'm just pouring sweat and it's just so dumb. And

2883
02:23:32,600 --> 02:23:34,240
Speaker 2: by the end of the night, I had danced with

2884
02:23:34,320 --> 02:23:36,280
Speaker 2: everybody from my high school to.

2885
02:23:36,240 --> 02:23:38,119
Speaker 3: Show them what the wow.

2886
02:23:38,640 --> 02:23:42,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like I was on coke. So it

2887
02:23:43,040 --> 02:23:45,280
Speaker 2: must have been hard liquor because beer never did that.

2888
02:23:45,360 --> 02:23:50,400
Speaker 2: But I remember, I just remember little clips of Some

2889
02:23:50,440 --> 02:23:53,160
Speaker 2: people thought it was very funny. Others did not. I bet,

2890
02:23:53,760 --> 02:23:56,879
Speaker 2: but I'm out there just boom boom boom boom boom

2891
02:23:56,879 --> 02:24:00,840
Speaker 2: busting out all my best stuff, embarrassing.

2892
02:24:00,920 --> 02:24:02,560
Speaker 7: I had nobody who had a bad experience at the

2893
02:24:02,560 --> 02:24:04,879
Speaker 7: school dance. He smoked a bunch of weed and drank

2894
02:24:04,920 --> 02:24:07,800
Speaker 7: a bunch of Red Bull before going into that school dancing.

2895
02:24:07,879 --> 02:24:11,879
Speaker 7: He wasn't wasn't much of a weed smoker, And midway

2896
02:24:11,920 --> 02:24:13,720
Speaker 7: through the dance, we were allized, Hey, where you know,

2897
02:24:13,760 --> 02:24:14,480
Speaker 7: where did Stack go?

2898
02:24:14,560 --> 02:24:16,039
Speaker 5: I don't see him, Where is he? Where'd he go?

2899
02:24:16,600 --> 02:24:18,480
Speaker 5: We don't hear from him. We don't hear from till

2900
02:24:18,560 --> 02:24:19,040
Speaker 5: next day.

2901
02:24:19,240 --> 02:24:22,600
Speaker 7: He got so paranoid he ran seven miles home and

2902
02:24:22,640 --> 02:24:25,160
Speaker 7: his parents found him barricaded in the laundry room.

2903
02:24:26,240 --> 02:24:27,640
Speaker 2: So we had some kind of flip out.

2904
02:24:27,879 --> 02:24:31,960
Speaker 6: What that is a crazy combination? No, oh, so it's

2905
02:24:32,040 --> 02:24:35,680
Speaker 6: so unsettling. Kid just needed some doritos in a dark room.

2906
02:24:36,280 --> 02:24:40,200
Speaker 7: Well, he found the laundry He's barricaded himself in there.

2907
02:24:40,400 --> 02:24:40,879
Speaker 4: Oh, I would.

2908
02:24:40,920 --> 02:24:44,400
Speaker 6: I just like picture a young kid like Army crawling

2909
02:24:44,480 --> 02:24:46,039
Speaker 6: into the house without.

2910
02:24:45,760 --> 02:24:48,320
Speaker 5: The cops are coming for him.

2911
02:24:49,200 --> 02:24:54,959
Speaker 2: But I redeemed myself at the next dance, Josh made

2912
02:24:54,959 --> 02:24:59,480
Speaker 2: a jackass out of myself dancing around, couldn't stop dancing,

2913
02:25:00,520 --> 02:25:03,400
Speaker 2: But the following dance whatever. A couple months later, I

2914
02:25:03,440 --> 02:25:06,720
Speaker 2: redeemed myself Josh by winning the Air Guitar Championship.

2915
02:25:06,879 --> 02:25:08,160
Speaker 3: Oh, that's where you won that thing.

2916
02:25:08,240 --> 02:25:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my game. That's my freaking game.

2917
02:25:11,920 --> 02:25:15,480
Speaker 3: You gotta pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and win

2918
02:25:15,480 --> 02:25:20,760
Speaker 3: an air guitar competition. That's how you turn life around.

2919
02:25:21,840 --> 02:25:26,560
Speaker 2: That's been my game from the get go.

2920
02:25:26,800 --> 02:25:30,120
Speaker 3: When you get yourself in a hole, you stop digging,

2921
02:25:30,400 --> 02:25:32,280
Speaker 3: you put the shovel down, and you pick up an

2922
02:25:32,280 --> 02:25:32,840
Speaker 3: air guitar.

2923
02:25:33,920 --> 02:25:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. The DJ at our high school dance said, who

2924
02:25:38,520 --> 02:25:42,000
Speaker 2: wants in on the air guitar contest? And this will

2925
02:25:42,000 --> 02:25:44,560
Speaker 2: settle it. He said, this is the Air Guitar Championship

2926
02:25:44,560 --> 02:25:46,560
Speaker 2: off the world for the year nineteen eighty eight. Then

2927
02:25:46,600 --> 02:25:49,840
Speaker 2: I said I'm in right, and a few other brave

2928
02:25:49,920 --> 02:25:52,640
Speaker 2: souls said I'd like to try this too, And then

2929
02:25:52,680 --> 02:25:54,960
Speaker 2: the DJ said, well, the song we're going to play

2930
02:25:55,200 --> 02:25:58,039
Speaker 2: is shook me all night long by ACDC. And that's

2931
02:25:58,040 --> 02:26:00,600
Speaker 2: when I looked at the crowd and said, friggin thing

2932
02:26:00,720 --> 02:26:05,600
Speaker 2: is over. It's over because I knew every air guitar

2933
02:26:05,800 --> 02:26:09,360
Speaker 2: lick for ac DC kiss. I mean that's that. It

2934
02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:12,400
Speaker 2: couldn't have been an easier path for me at that point.

2935
02:26:12,480 --> 02:26:14,480
Speaker 2: And I looked at the crowd and said, don't even

2936
02:26:14,480 --> 02:26:17,360
Speaker 2: get involved. This friggin contest is over.

2937
02:26:18,040 --> 02:26:20,240
Speaker 7: Them giving you a c d C was like Cliffy

2938
02:26:20,240 --> 02:26:22,760
Speaker 7: getting in his dream board on Jeopardy and Cheers when

2939
02:26:22,800 --> 02:26:26,960
Speaker 7: it's all categories. And he specifically knew everything about Taylor

2940
02:26:27,040 --> 02:26:31,320
Speaker 7: made celibacy, living with your mom us, postal service.

2941
02:26:31,959 --> 02:26:35,080
Speaker 2: I don't remember that, but I love any reference to Cheers.

2942
02:26:36,480 --> 02:26:37,920
Speaker 3: Did you set that up with the DJ?

2943
02:26:38,080 --> 02:26:38,959
Speaker 2: Or he just know.

2944
02:26:41,480 --> 02:26:41,959
Speaker 3: Everybody?

2945
02:26:42,000 --> 02:26:44,480
Speaker 2: Everything fell into place for me at that point, Kebby

2946
02:26:44,520 --> 02:26:47,360
Speaker 2: and I said to myself, I'm gonna make everyone forget

2947
02:26:47,360 --> 02:26:48,240
Speaker 2: about my dancing.

2948
02:26:48,720 --> 02:26:51,720
Speaker 3: Everybody hated the DJ in our middle school dance.

2949
02:26:51,800 --> 02:26:52,920
Speaker 2: Oh I hated him too.

2950
02:26:53,640 --> 02:26:56,640
Speaker 7: Oh I met yours, especially Josh didn't had a lot

2951
02:26:56,640 --> 02:26:58,160
Speaker 7: of restrictions on what he could play.

2952
02:26:58,400 --> 02:26:59,600
Speaker 3: Oh I did he did?

2953
02:26:59,680 --> 02:27:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I hated the DJs too. Why did you

2954
02:27:02,400 --> 02:27:03,000
Speaker 2: hate the DJ?

2955
02:27:03,160 --> 02:27:06,280
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't necessarily me. Oh, I mean, well, I

2956
02:27:06,280 --> 02:27:08,560
Speaker 3: take that back. I hated the DJ the most, but

2957
02:27:08,680 --> 02:27:11,640
Speaker 3: so did everybody else at those high school dances.

2958
02:27:11,680 --> 02:27:15,720
Speaker 2: Well, I hated them because they would only play the

2959
02:27:15,840 --> 02:27:19,600
Speaker 2: latest pop hits and we would all again come in

2960
02:27:19,800 --> 02:27:23,959
Speaker 2: very drunk and demand Van Halen, Motley, Crue, Ozzy Osbourne

2961
02:27:23,959 --> 02:27:25,840
Speaker 2: and Megadeth, and the guy would always say, no, I'm

2962
02:27:25,840 --> 02:27:28,240
Speaker 2: not playing any of that crap. This is a freaking dance.

2963
02:27:28,320 --> 02:27:30,000
Speaker 3: Well that was what the problem was. It was the

2964
02:27:30,040 --> 02:27:34,520
Speaker 3: opposite our DJ I would play. He would play like

2965
02:27:34,600 --> 02:27:38,200
Speaker 3: heavy metal stuff instead of like whatever the hottest, like

2966
02:27:38,240 --> 02:27:40,280
Speaker 3: the Red Red Wine or something like that.

2967
02:27:40,360 --> 02:27:44,760
Speaker 2: You be forty okay, why would he do that? That's

2968
02:27:44,840 --> 02:27:47,680
Speaker 2: that's odd for a junior high DJ to play acid rock.

2969
02:27:47,800 --> 02:27:49,600
Speaker 3: Well, I think the reason is is I was. He

2970
02:27:49,680 --> 02:27:52,080
Speaker 3: was a huge fan of that music and just kind

2971
02:27:52,080 --> 02:27:53,959
Speaker 3: of played the music he liked.

2972
02:27:55,160 --> 02:27:57,920
Speaker 2: So you're saying you were the DJ, Well.

2973
02:27:57,840 --> 02:27:59,680
Speaker 3: I don't know how you get that out of this conversation.

2974
02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:03,160
Speaker 3: Yes I was. Yes, I was the high school DJ,

2975
02:28:04,120 --> 02:28:05,560
Speaker 3: or excuse me, the middle school DJ.

2976
02:28:05,600 --> 02:28:09,440
Speaker 2: And I just got done saying that I hated them. Well,

2977
02:28:09,440 --> 02:28:10,400
Speaker 2: that must have been fun.

2978
02:28:10,760 --> 02:28:12,680
Speaker 3: Well it was for me and like two three of

2979
02:28:12,680 --> 02:28:15,960
Speaker 3: my friends. But yeah, I realized now, maybe I should

2980
02:28:16,000 --> 02:28:19,640
Speaker 3: have considered the audience okay instead. You know, at that age,

2981
02:28:19,640 --> 02:28:22,160
Speaker 3: I thought I was giving them a real education into

2982
02:28:22,200 --> 02:28:24,640
Speaker 3: Ozzy Osbourne and Metallica and Megadeth.

2983
02:28:24,720 --> 02:28:26,040
Speaker 2: I would have done the same thing.

2984
02:28:26,160 --> 02:28:28,320
Speaker 6: I would have been excited, Josh. I would have loved

2985
02:28:28,360 --> 02:28:29,040
Speaker 6: you as a DJ.

2986
02:28:29,440 --> 02:28:31,840
Speaker 2: I would have done the same thing, Josh, you want

2987
02:28:31,840 --> 02:28:35,279
Speaker 2: to show everybody. Hey, look number one, I am hard,

2988
02:28:35,720 --> 02:28:39,240
Speaker 2: but I and number two I know all of this music.

2989
02:28:39,560 --> 02:28:40,880
Speaker 3: A lot of you don't even understand.

2990
02:28:40,920 --> 02:28:42,520
Speaker 2: You don't even get it. But when I'm going to

2991
02:28:42,600 --> 02:28:44,400
Speaker 2: teach you, I would have been the same guy.

2992
02:28:44,840 --> 02:28:48,520
Speaker 3: I did play You Shook Me though. That definitely was

2993
02:28:48,520 --> 02:28:50,000
Speaker 3: on the list. I played that one.

2994
02:28:50,040 --> 02:28:54,640
Speaker 2: Well, that's a never fail party song, right.

2995
02:28:55,240 --> 02:28:59,200
Speaker 6: We always had some like random stranger like that network

2996
02:28:59,240 --> 02:28:59,879
Speaker 6: at the school.

2997
02:29:00,120 --> 02:29:00,880
Speaker 4: Wasn't a student.

2998
02:29:00,959 --> 02:29:03,400
Speaker 6: It was always some like I don't like forty year

2999
02:29:03,440 --> 02:29:05,680
Speaker 6: old dude they actually hired for a couple hours.

3000
02:29:05,760 --> 02:29:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. I've never heard of a student being

3001
02:29:09,200 --> 02:29:10,480
Speaker 2: the DJ. That's so cool.

3002
02:29:10,480 --> 02:29:11,440
Speaker 4: It's like the movies.

3003
02:29:11,680 --> 02:29:13,800
Speaker 2: We always had. Yeah, some thirty five year old guy

3004
02:29:13,800 --> 02:29:17,800
Speaker 2: who was a professional teacher. Absolutely I would have done

3005
02:29:17,800 --> 02:29:25,120
Speaker 2: the same thing, Josh. I was f a notorious in

3006
02:29:25,240 --> 02:29:29,520
Speaker 2: high school and even into college where when a house

3007
02:29:29,560 --> 02:29:33,160
Speaker 2: party kicked in, when I walked in, I took over

3008
02:29:33,200 --> 02:29:36,800
Speaker 2: the music. Even if I didn't know the guy or

3009
02:29:36,800 --> 02:29:39,280
Speaker 2: a girl, I would go to their stereo and say, no,

3010
02:29:39,480 --> 02:29:44,119
Speaker 2: we're not doing this, we're doing this. Just a total dick.

3011
02:29:45,040 --> 02:29:52,320
Speaker 2: I personally I could not tolerate drinking and having fun

3012
02:29:52,560 --> 02:29:55,440
Speaker 2: to bad music, so I would just be a prick

3013
02:29:56,360 --> 02:29:59,600
Speaker 2: and take over the stereo at house parties, at house

3014
02:29:59,600 --> 02:30:01,879
Speaker 2: part people I didn't even know, and I almost got

3015
02:30:01,879 --> 02:30:04,800
Speaker 2: my ass kicked a few times for that. But I said, look, uh,

3016
02:30:05,080 --> 02:30:07,800
Speaker 2: this is a freaking party. We're not gonna especially in

3017
02:30:07,800 --> 02:30:10,400
Speaker 2: the nineties, I'm not going to listen to Toad the

3018
02:30:10,520 --> 02:30:13,560
Speaker 2: Wet Sprocket at a KEG party, right, A couple of

3019
02:30:13,600 --> 02:30:15,520
Speaker 2: good tunes? No, they do not have a couple of

3020
02:30:15,520 --> 02:30:19,480
Speaker 2: good tubes. We're not listening to. That was me.

3021
02:30:19,760 --> 02:30:23,199
Speaker 6: I took over once and then nobody liked the song

3022
02:30:23,320 --> 02:30:27,520
Speaker 6: I chose, and it started to be like who played this?

3023
02:30:27,560 --> 02:30:28,240
Speaker 4: This sucks?

3024
02:30:28,560 --> 02:30:31,959
Speaker 6: And so ever since then, I never I never took

3025
02:30:32,000 --> 02:30:33,279
Speaker 6: that chance again.

3026
02:30:33,360 --> 02:30:36,040
Speaker 3: Did you join in and Burret just kind of look around?

3027
02:30:36,080 --> 02:30:36,280
Speaker 5: Yeah?

3028
02:30:36,480 --> 02:30:39,120
Speaker 3: Was that definitely. I'll tell you what, I made the

3029
02:30:39,120 --> 02:30:42,440
Speaker 3: mistake of changing the channel on Chris Tucker's radio. He

3030
02:30:42,560 --> 02:30:47,760
Speaker 3: had some things to say. He was enraged with me.

3031
02:30:48,200 --> 02:30:51,160
Speaker 3: I think it's on video somewhere. Yeah, he was very upset.

3032
02:30:51,400 --> 02:30:55,920
Speaker 2: I mean I especially really pissed off the hip people

3033
02:30:56,360 --> 02:30:59,680
Speaker 2: at these college parties. You know, the college crowd likes

3034
02:30:59,720 --> 02:31:04,119
Speaker 2: to stay as hip and trendy as possible. So where

3035
02:31:04,160 --> 02:31:07,440
Speaker 2: I really got into trouble was when the nineties kicked in,

3036
02:31:09,160 --> 02:31:12,440
Speaker 2: you know, and everyone turned to Nirvana and Pearl Jam

3037
02:31:12,440 --> 02:31:15,480
Speaker 2: and what do you call that band's sound garden and whatnot? Right,

3038
02:31:15,959 --> 02:31:19,280
Speaker 2: And I hated all that stuff. Hated it. So I

3039
02:31:19,280 --> 02:31:22,960
Speaker 2: would walk into a house party that was playing Nirvana

3040
02:31:23,000 --> 02:31:26,160
Speaker 2: and take the CD or the cassette tape right out

3041
02:31:26,240 --> 02:31:30,920
Speaker 2: and throw in van Halen things like that. That's what

3042
02:31:31,080 --> 02:31:33,720
Speaker 2: really pissed people off, was like they would say this,

3043
02:31:34,240 --> 02:31:37,080
Speaker 2: you know, this stuff doesn't van Halen doesn't matter anymore.

3044
02:31:37,480 --> 02:31:39,360
Speaker 2: So that's where I really pissed him up. I'm probably

3045
02:31:39,400 --> 02:31:45,680
Speaker 2: the only guy ever that interrupted Nirvana for TNT. Everyone's

3046
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:48,440
Speaker 2: a Star. Do you even recall that star. Absolutely, yeah,

3047
02:31:48,480 --> 02:31:52,520
Speaker 2: everyone's a star. I mean the cheesiest eighties pop metal.

3048
02:31:52,959 --> 02:31:55,760
Speaker 2: I just threw that right on top or in place

3049
02:31:55,760 --> 02:31:59,000
Speaker 2: of Nirvana, and the whole crowd turned and said, tnt

3050
02:31:59,480 --> 02:32:02,160
Speaker 2: everyone a star? What are you a freakin idiot,