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Speaker 1: Chasta.

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Speaker 2: This is one of the favorite things we do on

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Speaker 2: the air. For myself, I just love when we do this.

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Speaker 2: I and judging by the response from the listeners, they go, hey,

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Speaker 2: give us more of this. However, we have a very

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Speaker 2: small budget here, so we.

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Speaker 1: Wait, Marry Well, we knows.

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Speaker 2: We do what we can people, and we try and

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Speaker 2: do this once a month and it all depends on

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Speaker 2: the listeners sending us stuff. And that hasn't been a

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Speaker 2: problem because we get a ton of listeners taking part

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Speaker 2: in love sludge DNA testing.

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Speaker 1: Gabe, are you there?

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's up? Yeah, I'm here perfect.

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Speaker 2: Gabe, you sent in a pair of your girlfriend's underwear.

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Speaker 2: How are you today?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little weird. I know.

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Speaker 4: I'm definitely nervous about it. I'm wondering what's going on here?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Gabe, tell us your deal. What's your girlfriend's name.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend's name is Kate.

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Speaker 4: We've been together for about two and a half years,

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Speaker 4: and for like the last year or so, it's been

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Speaker 4: like long distance, which is pretty difficult, as you as

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Speaker 4: many know. But uh, yeah, that's what we've been doing

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Speaker 4: for a while now.

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Speaker 2: So and Gabe, you sent in her underwear? Because you

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Speaker 2: think she's cheating.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of weird.

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Speaker 4: I know, it's it's definitely a strange thing to do.

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Speaker 4: But I'm hoping that, uh, maybe she proves me wrong,

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Speaker 4: but we'll see, you know.

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Speaker 2: And and you said it's long distance. How long has

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Speaker 2: it been a long distance relationship?

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Speaker 4: But for like the last year or so, it's been

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Speaker 4: long distance, So it's been pretty rough.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm trying to make the best out of it.

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Speaker 3: It was her idea. You know, it's usually long distance isn't.

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Speaker 4: The best, but you know that's we've been doing it

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Speaker 4: for about a year now.

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Speaker 2: So all right, So explain why is it long distance now?

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Speaker 2: Because it wasn't long distance when you guys first met.

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Speaker 4: No, No, you know, I thought it could make it work.

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Speaker 4: But you know, she got a promotion at work, you know,

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Speaker 4: because of work.

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Speaker 3: She's but you know, we're trying to make it work.

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Speaker 3: So we'll see what happens.

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Speaker 4: Hopefully, hopefully we can figure this out.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: So what makes you think she's cheating?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, I hate to even say this because

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Speaker 4: it's really not the best, the coolest thing to do,

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Speaker 4: but I couldn't he myself temptation was there.

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Speaker 3: I recently just.

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Speaker 4: Figured out her Instagram like password for her account.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you hacked your account?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, unfortunately, I found a bunch of weird, kind of

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Speaker 4: flirtatious messages with someone else in there. And you know,

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Speaker 4: it didn't really prove much of like a hundred percent

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Speaker 4: of anything going on behind my back, but it was

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Speaker 4: kind of odd. And you know, I'm not one hundred

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Speaker 4: percent sure yet of what the hell's going on, but

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Speaker 4: you know, we'll see, I guess.

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Speaker 2: So, dude, I'm just kind of curious. You have a

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Speaker 2: long distance relationship. How'd you get her panties?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's pretty slick. I had.

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Speaker 4: You know, basically, I was in a room when I

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Speaker 4: when I went to visit her, and I saw basically

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Speaker 4: a pair of underwear on top of her pile and

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Speaker 4: her hamper. They looked pretty nasty, like, you know, pretty

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Speaker 4: gooy or whatever, and so I grabbed them and I

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Speaker 4: stashed them away before she was in the bathroom, before

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Speaker 4: before she came out, so that way she didn't know,

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Speaker 4: you know, when I was doing or whatever.

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Speaker 1: All right, So, Gabe, are you ready for the results?

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Speaker 3: I think I am. You know, I'm still a little nervous.

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Speaker 4: Like I said, it's kind of a weird thing to

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Speaker 3: Do this, but yeah, I am.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Gabe, we sent your girlfriend's underwear in for testing.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: You might want to brace yourself for this.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus.

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Speaker 2: The lab report assures us that your girlfriend, uh huh,

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Speaker 2: has a second set of DNA on her thong.

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Speaker 1: It's male DNA.

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Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, it looks like she is having an affair.

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Speaker 3: My stomach just dropped. Man, damn it. I knew that,

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Speaker 3: I knew something was up. Jesus, that bitch all a mon.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it. My stomach just dropped.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Gabe, you hold on and we're gonna

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Speaker 2: call Kate next with the findings.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, I'll be here. Thanks, man, this

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Speaker 4: is horrible news.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you hold on.

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Speaker 5: I felt really bad for him.

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Speaker 1: I felt really bad for him. But did he say yes?

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Speaker 3: It?

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Speaker 1: Would they look gooey and messy? Chasta? I thought so.

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Speaker 1: I literally just gaged, Well, listen, gooey. We were looking

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Speaker 1: for a description why he picked the panties.

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Speaker 5: Well I he definitely gave you said description.

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Speaker 1: Would krusty have been better? Nope, nope, definitely not. No,

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Speaker 1: no gooey, no krusty. I'd pass on moist.

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Speaker 5: Like all the above, I can't think of a word

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Speaker 5: that would fit here, that would.

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Speaker 2: Not look like a pudding pomp had exploded in her counderwear.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're done here. Oh that's what I was

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Speaker 1: waiting for.

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Speaker 2: All Right, we will Kate in a moment as we

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Speaker 2: continue on with love Sludge. We've we've got to go

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Speaker 2: to the phone here because we're doing love Sludge, and

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Speaker 2: moments ago we heard from Gabe.

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Speaker 1: Gabe, are you there? Are you still with us?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm here, So, Gabe, I just want to recap before

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Speaker 2: we call your girlfriend once again.

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Speaker 1: Her name Kate.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Yep.

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Speaker 2: You suspect that she was cheating on you, so you

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Speaker 2: sent her underwear in to be DNA tested.

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Speaker 3: I sure did. That's correct. Yep.

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Speaker 2: You've been seeing each other for two and a half

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Speaker 2: years now, but the last year has been a long

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Speaker 2: distance relationship.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sir, she.

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Speaker 4: Got a promotion at work and I figured we could

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Speaker 4: make it work. But obviously, you know, with this news,

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Speaker 4: obviously we can't.

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Speaker 2: So you suspect that she was cheating, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: say this again. You hacked into her Instagram account and

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Speaker 2: you found very suspicious dms. But the dms didn't prove

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Speaker 2: anything in particular.

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Speaker 4: No, she didn't prove that she was cheating on me,

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Speaker 4: but it was very flirtatious and questionable.

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Speaker 2: So so you were visiting her and you stole her

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Speaker 2: gooey underwear quote unquote to get tested.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to say I was surprised by the results,

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Speaker 4: but you know, unfortunately, my when you believe.

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Speaker 3: Something in your heart is true, usually it is.

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Speaker 1: So let's give her a call now, Okay.

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Speaker 4: I guess I guess somebody's gonna tell her it's done

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Speaker 4: and we're done.

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Speaker 3: I guess it's because this is crazy. This is I can't,

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Speaker 3: I can't do this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm putting you in the cone of silence.

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Speaker 2: I'll get you on the Earthurn just a second, don't

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Speaker 2: go away, Okay, no problem?

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Speaker 3: Thanks?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Hi is this Kate?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hi, Kate, this is the Lamacho. Can I get you

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Speaker 1: on the radio on the radio.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have something that is fantastic for you, but

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Speaker 2: you need to say we can get you on the air.

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Speaker 2: Can we get you on the radio with with Gabe

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Speaker 2: with Gabe, yes, but we need you to say yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course.

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Speaker 2: So, Kate, we have a feature on our show and

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Speaker 2: I hope you get a kick out of this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Gabe.

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Speaker 2: Oh we'll get to him in just a second. Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, So Kate, here's the thing. We have a

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Speaker 2: feature where we test partners underwear for DNA to see

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Speaker 2: if they're cheating. And Kate, you've got some dirty drawers.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Gabe, tell her.

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Speaker 1: What you think.

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Speaker 3: Kay, I can't believe you are cheating.

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Speaker 1: You bitch, Wait what.

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Speaker 3: You I know you're cheating on me. I know for

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Speaker 3: a fact.

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Speaker 4: The one person who said you would never put up

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Speaker 4: with cheating, you're doing it to me. You're cheating. You

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Speaker 4: are a pig. What is it?

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Speaker 3: Sex?

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Speaker 1: With that part for a year, it's been tough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well you're the one one of the long distant relationship,

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Speaker 4: not me.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't my idea, it was yours.

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Speaker 5: Well I was wrong.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Well you know what. You know what, Kate?

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Speaker 3: You you're dead to me now. I don't give it.

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Speaker 2: Don't don't say that it was just sex.

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Speaker 3: It meant nothing to me, just sex, Okay, you bitch?

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Speaker 3: I am done. Bye.

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Speaker 1: Can't we just talk about this?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Uh? Kate, he just hung up, He's gone. Is

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Speaker 2: there anything you ought to say for yourself?

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Speaker 4: I just I.

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Speaker 5: Wanted to really know that I realized it stuff and.

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Speaker 2: I still love him. Well, listen, that's between you two.

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Speaker 2: I'm here just because we tested your underwear. Hopefully he's

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Speaker 2: listening right now and he heard this. All right, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Okay, the girl with the gooey underwear Chasta.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I don't think your response should ever be what

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Speaker 5: did you expect? Well, Uh, if we're in a relationship,

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Speaker 5: I guess I expected.

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Speaker 1: I don't know truth, honesty. It's tough, though, Chasta, it's tough.

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Speaker 1: She likes sex, so tough. Yes, it's just sex.

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Speaker 2: And it was just sex. It didn't mean anything. Uh,

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Speaker 2: text lines are exploding.

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Speaker 1: Is now gooey gooey.

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Speaker 5: Gooey? Just call her gooey everybody. H I'm sorry. No

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Speaker 5: love lost on that one, Gabe. I'm too tired to

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Speaker 5: be nice right now?

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Speaker 1: Is no more