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Speaker 1: It's Gorman in the Morning with Fletcher and Writer. Now

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Speaker 1: ninety two kqrs.

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Speaker 2: Gorman in the Morning. This is Minnesota's ninety two kqrs.

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Speaker 2: You probably already knew that. It's Wednesday, January the twenty first.

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Speaker 2: I'm here with Paul Fletcher. Holy cown.

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Speaker 3: Not only do we get to start with Sister Havana,

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Speaker 3: but also it's squirrel Appreciation Day.

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Speaker 2: Oh, get those salted peanuts up. Those little bastards love

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Speaker 2: the salt Rider.

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Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you, I've never handcuffed em before.

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Speaker 5: Oh, they'll fit anything anybody else want to confess to.

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Speaker 2: Oh hang on, let me think about it. I feel

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Speaker 2: like I've bared my soul every day for the last

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Speaker 2: three years here. It's all true, all right, gid yup?

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Speaker 2: Oh hang on, that was me that didn't flush the

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Speaker 2: other day. My bad guys. I just wanted to see

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Speaker 2: if anybody would know this.

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Speaker 5: Oh I don't use that bathroom.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I went to the women's No, it's

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Speaker 2: way cleaner. I never used the men's room in this building,

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Speaker 2: ain't kidding. Oh yeah, that's all anytime, And people like,

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Speaker 2: why is the women's room locked? You know why? Now?

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Speaker 2: I wear different so nobody can id me later. It's like,

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Speaker 2: it's a whole scene I have. It's a whole whole racket.

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Speaker 2: I've been working. Yeah, come on, man, Oh, let's get

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Speaker 2: into it. I'm Field, Minnesota, Paul. Give me some headlines,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 3: A forty eight year old woman faces multiple charges after

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Speaker 3: a prior league police officer discovered drugs in a label

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Speaker 3: a bag labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs

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Speaker 3: during a traffic stop. When asked if she had been drinking,

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Speaker 3: she replied a lot. Her breath of the lizer test

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Speaker 3: showed she was more than twice the legal limit. Officer

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Speaker 3: then noticed the novelty bag, which contained a pot brownie

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Speaker 3: fourteen psychedelic mushrooms contradictoring contradicting its humorous label, and police

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Speaker 3: found additional drugs elsewhere during the search. She was charged

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Speaker 3: with four misdemeanor counts of drug possession and one misdemeanor

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Speaker 3: count of drunken driving.

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Speaker 2: I've seen one of the I've seen that bag before.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like and you look at it, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and you think to yourself, you know, there's someone out

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Speaker 2: there who thinks I know what I'm gonna do. I'm

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Speaker 2: angel gonna put drugs in there. Please come on, love

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Speaker 2: that she cops to the drinking, but not the drugs.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's like.

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Speaker 5: Brown see lashrooms. Not so much, okay.

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Speaker 3: President Trump is scheduled to speak today at the World

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Speaker 3: Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. The summit comes amid ongoing

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Speaker 3: tensions between the US and Europe over Trump's push to

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Speaker 3: acquire Greenland from Denmark. European leaders have gathered on the

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Speaker 3: sidelines to discuss Trump's threat of tariffs on eight countries

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Speaker 3: beginning February first, unless the US is able to purchase Greenland.

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Speaker 2: If you saw any of the stuff he was talking

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Speaker 2: about yesterday and then compared that to the Canadian PM's

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Speaker 2: address at Davos from this morning, you'll realize we live

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Speaker 2: in two very different universes.

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Speaker 5: You were up early watching the Canadian PM's address from Davos.

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Speaker 2: Take take ten minutes. If you want to not sleep

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Speaker 2: for the next week, you nerd an incredible an incredible delivery.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, moving on, the US Department of Justice reportedly served

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Speaker 3: grand jury subpoenas yesterday to five Minnesota government offices, including

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Speaker 3: the Governor's office, the Attorney General's Office and the Minneapolis

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Speaker 3: Mayor's office as part of a criminal investigation into whether

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Speaker 3: government Governor Walls and Minneapolis Mayor Fry obstructed federal immigration

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Speaker 3: enforcement during the recent surge of immigration and customs enforcement

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Speaker 3: activity in the Twin Cities.

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Speaker 2: There's a yeah, okay, never mind.

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Speaker 3: Blues Traveler and Jim Blossoms are embarking on a thirty

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Speaker 3: five date summer tour starting on July sixth. Spin Doctors

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Speaker 3: will also join the tour to celebrate the thirty fifth

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Speaker 3: anniversary of their multi platinum debut Pocketful of Kryptonite and Yes.

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Speaker 3: Tour stops here in Minnesota September twelfth at the Ledge Amphitheater.

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Speaker 2: Wait give me those bands against Blues Traveler, Jim Blossoms,

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Speaker 2: Spin Doctors. Wow, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 5: That sounds like a good excuse for me. Finally, go

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Speaker 5: check out the Ledge, which I hear is amazing.

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Speaker 3: That's what they say. The Ledge is outstanding. It's a

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Speaker 3: really really cool vibe. You have food, trucks and everything.

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Speaker 3: It's a really great man made Famphitheater.

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Speaker 2: Just walking into the venue that day, the nineties hangover

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Speaker 2: will just go pow, yeah, play.

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Speaker 5: The crap out of that Spin Doctor's album was one

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Speaker 5: of like the first five CDs I ever bought.

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Speaker 2: Really, Oh, I lie boy, you and the Spin Doctors.

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Speaker 2: I didn't see that one. Come.

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Speaker 5: I was very very young.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with it. I'm just saying, yeah, I know,

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Speaker 2: I know you. You took a different off ramp shortly thereafter.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's true. But yeah.

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Speaker 3: A guy in England told his wife to stop entering

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Speaker 3: stupid contests, but lucky for them, she didn't listen. She

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Speaker 3: paid thirty bucks into a big charity raffle and won

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Speaker 3: a six million dollar house on a lake and over

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Speaker 3: three hundred thousand dollars in cash.

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Speaker 2: Here they are talking about the big win.

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Speaker 4: That was knock at the door. The next thing I know,

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Speaker 4: Mace is telling me I've won a four point five

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Speaker 4: million pound house.

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Speaker 1: That morning.

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Speaker 4: We've been talking about downsize him, and now we've upsized.

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Speaker 4: I've been entering for four years and he's been moaning

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Speaker 4: at me for four years, and now my millionaires. I'm

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Speaker 4: really glad I don't listen to him, and I'm very

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Speaker 4: glad you don't listen to me as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no kidding, hell man, my wife doesn't listen to

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Speaker 2: me ever, and she's never won a six million dollar

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Speaker 2: lake house. Yeah, the nerve she's doing something wrong there,

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Speaker 2: then you're unbelieving by the way you hand me a

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Speaker 2: six million dollar lake house. I'm selling that sucker tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, pretty kidding. I'll just try give me that

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Speaker 2: cash and let me hit the road anyway. Couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 3: A super deluxe edition of Rush's nineteen eighty four album

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Speaker 3: Grace under Pressure is coming in March. The super deluxe

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Speaker 3: includes a four seed plus blu ray set with remastered

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Speaker 3: stereo mixes, a new mix by Terry Brown, and a

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Speaker 3: live concert from eighty four. It also features exclusive bonus collectibles,

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Speaker 3: new liner notes by Geddy Lee, and reimagined album artwork.

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Speaker 2: Well as they say, all the dudes you know will

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Speaker 2: rush out for that one, rush out for that one.

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Speaker 2: I'm you know what, I'm gonna go see them this year.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it there, you know. I mean

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Speaker 2: it's like, man, you know, I was never like a

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Speaker 2: Rush guy, but I always like it. You know, It's fine,

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Speaker 2: you're just sort of over there. Yeah, but when they

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Speaker 2: announced that tour, my first love was, by God, I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna go see those dudes. Have you seen them before? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: remember if you had or not. I did. I saw

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Speaker 2: it was enough. I mean literally I saw everything I

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Speaker 2: that was incredible. So it was a weird thing. It

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Speaker 2: I don't need it again. There's I wonder if there's

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Speaker 5: Mean, you're going again.

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Speaker 2: There's not a long list of Well that was thirty

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Speaker 2: years ago. I mean, you know, I didn't think i'd

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Speaker 2: get the change when they when they changed right when

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Speaker 2: the tour ended ten years ago, when they said that's

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Speaker 2: the end tour, I was really sell. I was like,

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Speaker 2: what's wrong with me? Why didn't I go back and

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Speaker 2: see him so I will know.

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Speaker 3: Police in British Columbia got a surprise when they pulled

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Speaker 3: over a modified Accurate Sedan for speeding recently. The vehicle

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Speaker 3: had a few odd modifications, including makeshift rebar and duct

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Speaker 3: tape in place of a rear window, a welded gate

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Speaker 3: latch to secure the driver's side door. Officer that pulled

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Speaker 3: chewed up by Robosaurus. It's amazing this car could go

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Speaker 3: that fast without disintegrating. The owner had put in some

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Speaker 5: I bet it sounded like this.

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Speaker 2: Sounds accurate. That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: The twenty two year old driver was giving a speeding

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Speaker 2: Wow, fair enough, think about that, that's pretty good. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: duct tape back window?

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Speaker 2: Fair enough? Last night to me?

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Speaker 5: Line if I say I didn't use duct tape to

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, some points, hey, man, I was part of

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Speaker 2: a plan to attempt to reattach a muffler to a

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Speaker 2: gremlin using a pair of men's briefs, some twine, and

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Speaker 2: a Michael Jordan beach Town. I mean, I Thatt Hayneses

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Speaker 2: waistband would come in here. It worked for a little while. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we were on fire. But that's a story for a

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Speaker 2: different day. Was it the underwear of the car? That story?

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Speaker 2: That story's actually you can you can find out of

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Speaker 2: all about that in my book Hard to Handle the

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Speaker 2: Life and Death of the Black Rules. That was my

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Speaker 2: first ever gig with mister Crow's Garden, a road trip,

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Speaker 2: see if I can use my underwear. That wasn't me,

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Speaker 2: that was our buddy. Anyway. Wow, one story leads to another.

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Speaker 2: The Minnesota Wild Last night, we're fifteen seconds away from

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Speaker 2: going Holy crap. This was a great road trip. Two

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Speaker 2: wins and an overtime game for the Point. But Cole Caufield,

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Speaker 2: that nasty scani himself scored for the Canadians with fifteen

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Speaker 2: to be sure, especially as decimated as they've been. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: Tarasenko two goals on the power play. Man, I mean

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Speaker 2: this has just been these There was a tremendous three

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Speaker 2: game run when you consider the fact that we still

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Speaker 2: don't have Boldy, Eric Sinek, Johansson, Brodean and Bogosian. Brodean

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Speaker 2: will miss the Olympics.

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Speaker 5: Now, oh damn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it is a that's a rough one. But

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Speaker 2: you know, hey, man, like I said, way better road

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Speaker 2: trip than if somebody had said we're going out and

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Speaker 2: we're missing five key components and you got two wins,

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Speaker 2: you'd say we'll take it. Oh and by the way,

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Speaker 2: don't forget last night was the second of a back

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Speaker 2: to back. That's exactly right.

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Speaker 3: And the Canadians were not on a back to back,

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Speaker 3: certainly had more legs.

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Speaker 2: Unlike the Wild, the Minnesota Timberwolves aren't working hard as

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Speaker 2: often as they should. They lost to the Jazz last night,

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Speaker 2: which that in itself is a nightmare ridiculous. Not only

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Speaker 2: did they lose to the Jazz, they had a fifteen

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Speaker 2: point lead late in the third and lost to the

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Speaker 2: Jazz because Keyante George had forty three points. If you

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Speaker 2: if you wagered on who exactly for a career high

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Speaker 2: against the Timberwolves last night. That's a guy that in

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Speaker 2: the Rudy Gobert trade, he ended up being a draft

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Speaker 2: pick from all the picks that the Wolves set over there.

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Speaker 2: And so yet again that trade continues to make us

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Speaker 2: go was it worth it? Mm? Here's a little something

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Speaker 2: kind of cool, at least for me. The Major League

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Speaker 2: Baseball Hall of Fame announced two new members. First of all,

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Speaker 2: Congratulations Harris, Come on, Harris, quick quick shot up thirty five?

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Speaker 2: Both there you have, yes, Yeah, what are you gonna do? Okay,

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Speaker 2: we are going to the movies next Friday night. We're

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Speaker 2: and you tell us quite simply, is it Fargo or

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Speaker 5: And if Tammy, if Tammy.

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Speaker 3: Man, that was almost spot on. Hey did you record that?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Tammy for a for a tip of the cap

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Speaker 5: Car Sorry I missed out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you say, seventies were lit, y'all. It's like,

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Speaker 2: The show? Was it? The Vega. There's a word that

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Speaker 2: means no go in Spanish. It's Nova, not Vega. Nova

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Speaker 2: A grok is somebody who stares at your food while

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Speaker 5: Yes, they're grocery broke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly right. My buddy, my buddy Chris does

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Speaker 2: It's not. This is a Greek goddess of some kind,

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Speaker 2: I just think a Greek goddess said that. No, Calypsian

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Speaker 2: also my friend Chris Dick. But Chris is special.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is more attractive than dump truck or something.

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Speaker 2: It certainly is. I couldn't have but notice your Calypseian

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Speaker 5: Snolly ghost like a British word for making out with

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Speaker 2: snolly gooster is a shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a Politician's true.

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Speaker 2: For sure. There you have it. What's the word you miss?

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Speaker 2: What words should we bring back? Six five, one, nine

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Rob just came in like the last second here,

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Speaker 5: Okay, mah wow, okay, but let's not bring back the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll use the word as Thank god, no one

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Speaker 2: I can't disagree. Bridgewards solid Yeah, remember someone to let

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Speaker 3: Why it's crazy? Why are you saying this is such

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Speaker 5: Before we're actually going to do rightect.

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Speaker 2: I think we should leave right now.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm mentioning the weather because I'm going to I'm

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Speaker 2: abligarishan Abligarisian that is where you spend lavish amounts of

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Speaker 5: You would had something to do with gulash. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: Oh no, just just all the hardy stews the world's

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Speaker 3: Now might be a good time for you to get

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Speaker 2: I would never ask someone to get out in that

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Speaker 2: Tom Petty wrote songs because that's just what Tom Petty did. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because that's what he did. There's a million different reasons

431
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,440
Speaker 2: to sit down and write a song. Not too many

432
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 2: people are ever sitting at home and think, Hey, I'm

433
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 2: going to write a song to help my wife get

434
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,960
Speaker 2: a job. That's not normally what you write songs about.

435
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 2: It's not typical inspiration. But one dude in Chicago, who's

436
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,560
Speaker 2: a musician on TikTok, he goes by the name empty Heaven.

437
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,719
Speaker 2: That's his handle on TikTok. That's heavy, was sitting at

438
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 2: home and his wife. He and his wife had relocated

439
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,440
Speaker 2: to Chicago, big city, don't know a lot of people.

440
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 2: She's looking for work in the legal field, and he's

441
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 2: thinking about it and she's just, you know, striking out.

442
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,160
Speaker 2: How do you even know where to start? So many

443
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 2: law firms don't have an end. It's all about who

444
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,239
Speaker 2: you know, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And one

445
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 2: night he's sitting at home thinking about how great she

446
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 2: is at what she does, and it's crazy that she

447
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,880
Speaker 2: can't find work. One thing leads to another. He pulls

448
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 2: out a little keyboard and he posts a song about

449
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 2: his wife's job search. Okay, somebody hire my wife. My

450
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 2: wife is an attorney.

451
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: She's a lot smarter than me. She's something her legal

452
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,360
Speaker 1: work in Chicago or remote and legal writing.

453
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 2: She's a go imitate her experience. She sound appeals vehicular,

454
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 2: animal cruelty, and SEU.

455
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 1: I swear to God if you hire her, should be

456
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: a great addition to your crew.

457
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, millions of views later, job interviews

458
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 2: set up, She's got some, she's got some interviews. I've

459
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 2: just read the most recent that I can find. Update.

460
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 2: This is all from like four days ago, and she's

461
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 2: already getting a flood of people commenting on her course, which,

462
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,199
Speaker 2: by the way, wait, this has got to be one

463
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 2: of the greatest all time. I know enough about this

464
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 2: couple just reading one story. He's a musician, she's a lawyer.

465
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 2: We know what the dynamic has been for years.

466
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 4: I know.

467
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 2: Really, honey, I think this next one's going to be

468
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 2: the one. I'm going to get a deal. For sure.

469
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 2: She's covered. She's covering both their asses, She's covered all

470
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 2: the bills, and dude, I mean no, no musician ever

471
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 2: gets off the mat like this. Yeah, because now not

472
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 2: only does he get to continue just being a slacker musician,

473
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 2: he gets to remind her, Hey, we wouldn't have all

474
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 2: this if I hadn't written a song to get you

475
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 2: the job. That you work hard to pay for all this.

476
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 3: Basically that song came from the inspiration for that was

477
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 3: fighting for his own existence.

478
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 2: It's a win win, win, win win. Not unlike the

479
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 2: woman that Kevin Cronin of Rio Speedwagon was married to,

480
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 2: who came to him in the middle of their marriage

481
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 2: and said, I feel terrible. I got to let you

482
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 2: in on something a couple of years ago. I had

483
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 2: a pretty steamy affair. It's over now, but I just

484
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 2: thought you should know. And his response was to write,

485
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 2: keep on loving you, and then after that was a hit,

486
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 2: she divorced him anyway, so she paid for her own

487
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 2: exit plan by coming clean. See what I'm saying, that's

488
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 2: the long con of all long cons. Yeah, so this

489
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 2: guy a little bit better, a better story here. I'm

490
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: kind of liking it myself. And you know what, catch you,

491
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: little number? How do you deal with gross things in

492
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 2: the world. I grew up with five older brothers. Gross

493
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: was just part of my you know life. There was

494
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 2: always a weird smell, There was always a weird mess.

495
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 2: There was always a what is that? I don't know?

496
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 2: Just spray it with lysol, you know, less questions, more action,

497
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 2: you know what, I mean, yeah, that's it. So I

498
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 2: had a pretty healthy acceptance of sometimes things are gross,

499
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 2: you just clean them up. It's okay. You can always

500
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 2: wash your hands twice if need be. So I wasn't

501
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 2: too freaked out by you know, I wasn't a germophobe.

502
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 2: I wasn't a smell of phobe. You just grow used

503
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 2: to it. That said, then I left that home, and

504
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 2: then I went off and had my own life and

505
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 2: apparently got a little overly sensitive because then we had

506
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 2: a baby, and I thought, you know, I thought, years

507
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: of being a pet owner with a litter box and

508
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 2: a dog that sometimes forgot where they were, that prepares

509
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: you for life back in the world of grossness. But

510
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 2: having a kid, to me was it was a bit

511
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 2: of a jolt, I'll be honest. And I was embarrassed

512
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 2: to admit it, so I didn't at the time. But

513
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 2: I was horrified by what it was to be a

514
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 2: parent of a brand new human being.

515
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: Right.

516
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 2: I just had no idea. And I will say, and

517
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,679
Speaker 2: it happened right away, quite quite literally, right away, Connell

518
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: was born. It was, and it was it was a

519
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 2: very difficult situation, as they say, it was a very

520
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,159
Speaker 2: prolonged difficult labor, followed by an emergency sea section. It

521
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 2: was one of those bad movie scene where for a

522
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: minute there, I'm like, this is not what's happening. My

523
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 2: world's spinning upside down. Yeah, and I'm exhausted because I've

524
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: been up for forty eight hours. When they finally say

525
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 2: it's a boy and he's okay, and then they're like,

526
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 2: but we got to take care of mom, so Dad,

527
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 2: come here and take the baby, you know. So my

528
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: first I go over and he's in the little warming

529
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: tray's This dude's been out for less than sixty seve seconds,

530
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, yeah. They put him under a

531
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 2: little light like yeah, like a baby, Yeah, like a

532
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 2: baby chicken. Like he's a barbecue sandwich and a BUCkies yeah,

533
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: right there under that little red lamp. Okay, and he's

534
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 2: under there. They're weighing him and doing all the stuff.

535
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 2: I mean, he's less than sixty seconds, you know, out

536
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 2: in the world, and like Dad comes say hi, and

537
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 2: I walk over and I'm just looking at this baby

538
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: and I just now discovered it. We didn't find out

539
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 2: the sex ahead of time, so I'm like, oh my god,

540
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: it's a boy. And we knew the name. His name's

541
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 2: going to be Connell. And I put my hand on

542
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 2: his tiny little tummy just lightly, and he peed all

543
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 2: over me. First thing, first thing that kid did was

544
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 2: pee on me. And I was like, how you do it?

545
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: So he could already do that, huh? And it was like, which,

546
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 2: I was fine, I mean didn't that Now? That did

547
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 2: not grossman at all. I was like, I'm just glad

548
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 2: to know it's all working. But boy, over those next

549
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 2: few months, was he screaming and crying the whole time? No,

550
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 2: he was a very quiet, just chill hun. No, he

551
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 2: did cry right when he came out, and he was like,

552
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: uh huh, it's like, oh, he's a gentleman. Two years later,

553
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 2: his sister came out and broke windows when she screamed, yeah,

554
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 2: that'll happen, and so so it was it was right

555
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: for the jump. I was like, this kid's gonna be messy,

556
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: and he was and oh boy, and uh, well, you know,

557
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: there was a whole thing. And within his first month,

558
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 2: when all of a sudden, the diaper like there's nothing

559
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 2: in there. And I was like, hey, that that diaper

560
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: was clean, pee, but nothing else. And then another one

561
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: pe nothing else, nothing else. And I called my brother

562
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 2: Jim's wife, Bev, my sister in law, Bev. I'm like, hey,

563
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: she's the baby expert, the nurse, the whole bit. And

564
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 2: she's like, it's fine. Just she goes, you know what,

565
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 2: just give a little juice. I'm like, can you have juice?

566
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, just give him a little

567
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: just give him a tiny bit of do you have it?

568
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 2: And I said, I got apple juice. She goes, just

569
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: give him a couple of SIPs of apple juice. And

570
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: you would have thought I gave him one hundred pounds

571
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: of fiber, because that's all it took. And oh lord,

572
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 2: and having it both well, I thought they had opened

573
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 2: and closed. I opened up his diaper and the floodgates

574
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 2: were still opening. And projectile. I mean, I'm talking six

575
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 2: seven feet spray like a like a like a like

576
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: a cgi Bad movie starring Mark Wahlberg. That's what it

577
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 2: look like. The hose, the hose is just going so

578
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 2: you know, oh geez, exactly. So right away you realize

579
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 2: and at some point I just everything nothing mattered. It's like,

580
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 2: oh oh that all just clean that up. Yeah, let

581
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 2: me get in there, let me get in there, let

582
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 2: me clean it up. I helped the guy change a

583
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: diaper in a bathroom in an airport, not even my

584
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 2: kid didn't even know the guy. He was so overmatched

585
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 2: or outmatched and over his skis and freaking out. I

586
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 2: was like, here, dude, and I just jumped right in there.

587
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: And afterwards, I'm like, I mean, I saved the guy's day.

588
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: But at the same time, like the fact that it

589
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 2: didn't even occur. I was like, whatever, because I can

590
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 2: tell he was still like it's gross and I'm in

591
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 2: a public place. I don't know. You just get so desensitized.

592
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, That's what I'm saying. I'm curious,

593
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: what's the moment when you realize, like, you know, there's

594
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 2: nothing left, I have no more dignity. Let me put

595
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 2: my hands right in that nasty crap sometimes literally six five,

596
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 2: one nine eight nine. Rock is the Luther? What's that? Folks?

597
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 2: So I can talk a text line? Am I alone

598
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: in this? Or do you no longer give a rats

599
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: six for what you're getting yourself invested in? Right? What's

600
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 2: your growth tolerance level? Generally speaking, you're a very pragmatic.

601
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 2: You strike me as someone who's like, I roll up

602
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: the sleeves and just deal with it.

603
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 5: I think it's pretty I think my tolerance is pretty high.

604
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 5: And it's because I don't have an overly sensitive nose.

605
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 2: A big part of it. Yeah, oh oh, so mister

606
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 2: Ryder's got the nose.

607
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, he'll still do the gross stuff. Like we got

608
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,360
Speaker 5: a cat who's got if cat owners are out there,

609
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 5: she has what's called mega colon, just means she's unlaxative. So,

610
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 5: you know, litter box is kind of do you have

611
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 5: to clean up some poo from places? Yeah, he like

612
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 5: makes the gagging noise as well doing it. I just

613
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 5: scoop it and move on with my life.

614
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: The sensitive nose is a that's a tough that's a

615
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 2: tough lot in life. Yeah, Rosemary's got a very sensitive nose.

616
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: I don't have a sensitive nose. I can barely hear.

617
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: I'm having a blast out here. Paul. You you have

618
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: two kids, I do, uh, And the oldest was a struggle.

619
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 2: First of all.

620
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 3: I want to preface by saying she's fine, yep, but

621
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 3: she started out life very difficult.

622
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 2: Some stuff she has. She has a thing called Hirshprung's disease.

623
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 3: That's a blockage in the sigmoid and she couldn't poop,

624
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 3: so she had a cost to me bag for the

625
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 3: first six months of life. I tell you what, something magical,

626
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 3: something truly magical, happens during the time that Pooh is

627
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 3: going through that part of the colony, because the difference

628
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 3: in a smell and texture of what comes out of

629
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 3: the backyard and what comes out into a cost me

630
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 3: bag are.

631
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: Two completely different things.

632
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 4: Ok.

633
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 3: I have a brother who's an EMT. He smelled everything

634
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 3: he's seen, smelled brains, he smelled burning flesh. They watched

635
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 3: our daughter once while she was in the bag, and

636
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: he said, I've never smelled.

637
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 2: Anything like that in my life. Oh my god, it is.

638
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 3: It's so I'm still sensitive, and I do. I think

639
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 3: I have a little bit of a sensitive nose. Yeah,

640
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 3: where I still like, you just do it though, right

641
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 3: when you're a parent, you just do it.

642
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh. At the same time, there were many times that

643
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: I went, ooh, wide.

644
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 5: Quest, I need to know what a brain smells like,

645
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 5: So please get that description.

646
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 3: For Okay, I'll text him and let's you know. Yeah,

647
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 3: that was That was a pretty crazy story for another day.

648
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: By the way, anytime anybody ever references brains in a

649
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 2: conversation like that, I immediately go to the VHS in

650
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 2: the eighties, passing it around the dorm. Have you seen

651
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: there was a movie called Faces of Death. It was

652
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: remember that, Yeah, it was like the underground. Oh my god.

653
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 2: And there was a scene in that movie where people

654
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: were eating some sort of animal's brains. That's where my

655
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: brain's gone for forty years. I really like, Yeah, that's

656
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: a brain. Yep, that's exactly it. SIXE Rock is there

657
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: Luther Westside folks who I can talk in text line?

658
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 3: Vincent from Green Bay says, I have triplets that are

659
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 3: twenty two now. But they but when they were just

660
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 3: a year old, they got the flu, all an hour apart,

661
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 3: both ends, along with their mother. Sure, I just laughed.

662
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: It was all fun. That's a brave way to look

663
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 3: at it, Vincent.

664
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 5: Shortly after two different ideas upon vins, we moved.

665
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 2: We were just recently moved to Nashville. This is two

666
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 2: thousand and four. I'd been there about two months, and

667
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: I'd already found some guys I was playing with. There

668
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 2: was a Wednesday night jam at this great bark called

669
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 2: the Family Wash. It's no longer there. It was a

670
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: whole world. It was one of the great universes ever created. Okay,

671
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 2: And we would do a Wednesday night jam. And I'm

672
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: there one night it's like ten pm. The Connall's four,

673
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: Marley's two, and I get a and I see I

674
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 2: missed a call from Rosemary pretty smartphone. Missed a call.

675
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 2: And then but there was a text and it was

676
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 2: like please call. And I'm like, well, she would only

677
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 2: call if there was like a pro you know, this

678
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: means something. I call her and she's like, hey, I

679
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: think I'm okay, but if you I mean, if there's

680
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: any way you could you know, I'm like, what's going on?

681
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 2: She goes, both kids are sick. They just woke up.

682
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 2: She goes, they're both throwing up. It's just a lot.

683
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 2: And I said, yeah, it's fine, we're you know, I'll

684
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 2: come home. And I get home just in time to

685
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: see standing outside the bathtub, our bathtub. There's a two

686
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: year old girl and a four year old boy and

687
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 2: they're standing there and they've just gotten out of the

688
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 2: tub because they had to get bathed. Ye. And then

689
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 2: Connall decides up still got a little bit more, and

690
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: he hurls all over the floor and then Marley slips

691
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 2: in it and falls into what he just hurled, and

692
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: then she hurls more, and then he hurls on top.

693
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: It's just NonStop and I watched that happen and I

694
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: just for like the whole thing took as much time

695
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: as it did to explain. It was like boom boom, boom,

696
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: boom boom, and I was just like you were watching

697
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 2: an episode of the road Runner and Cayote. It was

698
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 2: one of those things where in the moment, I was like,

699
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: I will never forget this. I've got this is the

700
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 2: greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I

701
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 2: right back in the bathtub. But then I'm cleaning the

702
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: floor and Rosemary's Washington. It was like that was just

703
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 2: one of those that was just such an ald timer.

704
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: I have.

705
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know what it is. I have

706
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 3: such an issue. I still to this day still have

707
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 3: an issue with vomit. I don't know what it is,

708
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 3: but I yeah, I don't like doing it myself. I

709
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 3: don't like cleaning it up, I don't like smelling it,

710
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 3: I don't like seeing it, and like touching it.

711
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: Another blessing doesn't it doesn't even phasee me. If I

712
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 2: have to throw up, it's just like better better out

713
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: than in. That's how I've always looked at it. Yeah,

714
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: I wish I looked at it that way for sure.

715
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,479
Speaker 2: Not really an issue six five, four, one nine eight

716
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: nine rock.

717
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 3: One more from Mark in Eden Prairie nothing grosses me out.

718
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 3: After holding an old cool whip container under my kid's

719
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 3: butt so he could poop in it, then use a

720
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 3: popsicle stick to put some in a bottle for a

721
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: lab test. Never signed up for that, but a sick

722
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 3: kid makes you able to do anything. Won't mention, won't mention,

723
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 3: projectile vomit on my shirts?

724
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure enough?

725
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 5: Fugan so much, it's like the Exorcise. What's happening?

726
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: Hey man? Those little systems are great. There's no over.

727
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 2: You know, when you're an adult and you kind of

728
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 2: feel you're like, no, I'll be fine, I'll kids just

729
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 2: like moving back.

730
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 3: I'll never forget the time I was over at a

731
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 3: buddy of mines and we're just sitting watching TV and

732
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 3: his son walks in. He's like probably four and at

733
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 3: the time, and he's just like, Daddy, I don't feel good.

734
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 3: He's like, okay, well, what you know whatever. The next

735
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 3: thing I knew, he's you can see it, it's coming

736
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 3: project out. My buddy stands up and like grabs the

737
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: bottom of his shirt and just catches it. Yeah, he

738
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: just projects, he projectiles into his shirt and he like

739
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 3: pulls the bottom of his shirt out to.

740
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: Just catch it all. Basically used his shirt as a

741
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 2: as a vomit net.

742
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 5: Oh boy, Yeah, it's like double there on Nickelodeon or something.

743
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what. Shoot, that's why we do it.

744
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: Man.

745
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah blah. All right, keep him coming

746
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 2: on the Luther busted folks, so I can talk to text.

747
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: Line Gorman in the morning coming right back, Naughty two

748
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: k q r S Streaming from Naughty two kqrs dot com.

749
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: Gorman in the Morning is back Naughty two k q

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Speaker 1: r S.

751
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 2: We had a caller, a contestant who dropped off, so

752
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 2: we need someone else. Six five one nine eight nine Rocks.

753
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 5: That is not what happened. He just straight up chickened out.

754
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: Oh oh, he told you he chickened out. I thought

755
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: you were just talking behind his back, chicking out.

756
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 5: What's here to be a friend, rock, Let's go.

757
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 2: Rider goes checking out. I thought, oh, you're just you're

758
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: just you're just taking shots. No, he actually speaking down.

759
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 2: All right, fair enough worse, this is a safe space.

760
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 2: Come on, jump in. We want to play a quick

761
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 2: game know it or blow it. If you win, you

762
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: get tickets to go watch Fargo with us. Fargo starring

763
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: William H. Macy, and I just remembered this during that song.

764
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 2: I met him once at a restaurant in Nashville. Rosemary

765
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 2: and I walk into a restaurant. We see some friends

766
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 2: of parents from school and they're like hey, and they

767
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: wave us over. We go over, say hi, and they're

768
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 2: sitting Hey, this is our friend Bill. And it was

769
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 2: William Macy, like just out of the blues, sitting there. Wow.

770
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: And I looked at that guy and it was like, oh, hey, man,

771
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: how you doing. He goes hey, good to see you,

772
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 2: and I just I he was Jerry Lundergard.

773
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 4: That was it.

774
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 2: I couldn't see him as a human being. He was

775
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 2: just simply the guy from Fargo, I can't imagine. And

776
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: we had a very nice chat. Couldn't have been a

777
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 2: friendlier guy. And when I said all right, good to

778
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 2: meet you, I had to tell myself not to call him.

779
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 2: Jerry just so dialed in? Was that is that part?

780
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 2: All right?

781
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 3: He's here quite often. He's got a like Bourbon or

782
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 3: whiskey company or something.

783
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 2: I did not know that. Yeah, all right, Ryder, who

784
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 2: we got here?

785
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 5: We're talking to James from North Branch.

786
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: All right, Jane, I'm from North Branch. It's pretty simple.

787
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 2: We're gonna read a couple of lines of dialogue from

788
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 2: a from a a Cohen Brothers film, and your job

789
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: is tell us is this Fargo or not? Are you ready?

790
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 3: I'm ready?

791
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 2: All right, Here we go, ma'am. I answered your question.

792
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 2: I answered the darn. I'm cooperating here, and there's no

793
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 2: h sir, you have no call to get snippy with me.

794
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm just doing my job here. Fargo or not Fargo?

795
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: Definitely Fargo.

796
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 3: Definitely Fargo. I even knew that was Fargo, and I

797
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 3: haven't seen Farge.

798
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 2: I answered the darn. I'm cooperating here and there there's

799
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: no sir, you have no call to get snippy with me.

800
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:47,479
Speaker 2: I'm just doing my job here. Yeah, baby, Well done, James.

801
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: We'll see you next Friday night. All right, Yeah, James,

802
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: well done. Remember Fargo or not fargo. That is the question.

803
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 3: Remember we're not just asking your show up and we're

804
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 3: gonna throw in a theater and you can't talk the

805
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 3: whole time. We're gonna have a nice solid happy hour

806
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 3: before as well. So well, hell yeah, yeah, let's have

807
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 3: a bargament.

808
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 2: A bargament. What is that? It's a It's a kind

809
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: of argument you would have at a bar after two,

810
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 2: maybe three drinks and one you could hopefully sustain through

811
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 2: the glow of those two or three drinks, get into

812
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 2: your fourth, into your fifth, and whatever whatever happens. Okay,

813
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 2: get an old fashioned argument as simple, a simple toss up.

814
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 2: If you will, you're losing reason, but you can hang

815
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 2: on to your to your side, you might very well

816
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: be losing reason. You never know. It just depends on

817
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: what you what your tolerance. As I suppose you're adrenaline level,

818
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: how angry you are at the person arguing with you.

819
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: That'll keep you sober a couple extra minutes longer, that's true,

820
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 2: and then the extra drinks you have because you're feeling hoppity,

821
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 2: oh boy, when that adrenaline wears off, who look out?

822
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 2: And thus a argument, here's a nice, simple one. Let's

823
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: do it? Would you rather be too hot or too cold?

824
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: That's easy? Nice? Is it really is?

825
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 5: I've had this bargument quite a lot in garages. Okay, yes,

826
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 5: after several beers.

827
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, do you have a fixed position? Oh?

828
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 5: Hell yeah? Really it's too freaking hot. I would rather

829
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 5: be too hot.

830
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 2: You would rather be too hot and too cold?

831
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 1: Oh?

832
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 5: I also wanted to be extremely muggy, like I just

833
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 5: want to be able to taste got it air like

834
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 5: I'm in a freaking jungle. Thank you, Axl Rose.

835
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 2: There you go. And okay, can you support this the

836
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 2: girl after my southern heart?

837
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

838
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 5: Support it? It's way better than being too cold. You

839
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 5: can't feel your fingers anymore. Stuff starts to go numb.

840
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: See, I would say, here, here's where my brain, Amilia

841
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: went too hot or too cold? There are there's there's

842
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 2: a there's a point in time when you're getting to

843
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: either state, during which I'd say I'd rather be cold,

844
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: But when you're actually arrive at cold, then it's hell

845
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 2: on earth and sorry, give me the sauna, you know

846
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like like, if I'm going to be mildly,

847
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 2: if I'm going to be a little overwarm, or a

848
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 2: little chili. I'm always like, I'll take the chili, But

849
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 2: then there's a line when it completely flips, and it

850
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 2: doesn't take too long to get there. My initial thing

851
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 2: is rather have a little chill. But when you get

852
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 2: to the point where, yes, you're like your fingers and

853
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 2: toes are starting to feel a cold. The minute I

854
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: start to shiver or if my teeth go then I'm

855
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 2: get me out. I will take the soupiest of jungle

856
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 2: environments all day long. I'm very comfortable with humidity. I

857
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 2: will sweat with the best of them. It's not a problem.

858
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: So I'm with you on that one, rider. I'm methinks

859
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: me thinks we're going to get a differing viewpoint now

860
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 2: from all Fletcher.

861
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 3: The thing is, the phrase sweat like a pig is

862
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 3: inaccurate because pigs don't sweat.

863
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 2: I sweat. I sweat like a big, fat, ugly donkey. Okay.

864
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 3: I mean if it's seventy five degrees and I exert

865
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 3: myself at all. And this isn't just when I'm out

866
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 3: of shape like I am right now. I'm talking even

867
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 3: with when I was thinner and in shape, I just

868
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 3: sweat like those who were in church. Okay, and so

869
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 3: I I get what you're saying. We're the on the

870
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 3: way to being cold.

871
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 2: Uh. I agree with that wholeheartedly.

872
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: Uh.

873
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 3: That said, I'd still rather be cold because I'm just

874
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 3: I'm drenched. I feel disgusting. It's just swallowing sweat.

875
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 2: I've got.

876
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 3: It's pouring out of everywhere on my person, and I'm

877
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 3: super uncomfortable and i want nothing more than to just

878
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 3: dive into a bath of ice water.

879
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 5: Your brain is saying one thing, but your body is

880
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 5: definitely saying another. Because sweat is how you air condition

881
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 5: yourself and your body.

882
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 2: That's an awesome theory.

883
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 3: I wish I would ever feel any level of I

884
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,919
Speaker 3: would love to feel any level of air conditioning from

885
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 3: the sweat that I emit constantly.

886
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: That's what it is.

887
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 5: I hate conditioning.

888
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: I understand that it just doesn't My air conditioning system

889
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 3: needs to be Maybe I need the uh, the refrigerant

890
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 3: to be refilled because my air can conditioning unit does

891
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 3: not work anymore from.

892
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,919
Speaker 5: One direction body another at a at.

893
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: A friend's place in El Paso, Texas one time, and

894
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 2: it was an incredibly, excruciatingly hot day and he had

895
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 2: some family members and they were just eating hallapeno peppers

896
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 2: and they said, oh, it makes you sweat. It heats

897
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: you up, but then that cools you down. And I

898
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 2: was like, okay, I'll try it. And all I was

899
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 2: was more miserable and I and my mouth was on fire.

900
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: I was like, I shouldn't have jumped right into the

901
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: deep end with the locals. Did not work at all.

902
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 2: Six five, one, nine, eight nine. Rock is the luther

903
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: West Side Volkswagen talk and text line. No shortage of

904
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: messages coming in on the luther West Side Volkswagen Talking

905
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: text line Big Lake.

906
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 3: Nate says, I'd rather be cold because if I take

907
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 3: too much off, it becomes decent exposure. Okay, fair enough,

908
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 3: Mouse got the other side, Mouth says extreme hot. You

909
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 3: can always take off your clothing until you're in your

910
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 3: birthday suit.

911
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 2: That's when things get interesting.

912
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm going to a party at Mouthhouse.

913
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 2: Fair enough. Rid you talk to somebody, You talk to Louis.

914
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 5: You know, I chatted with Louis on the phone, and

915
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 5: if we were at the bar, this is exactly the

916
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 5: point that somebody made. So we said, would you rather

917
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 5: be too hot or too cold? And his point was

918
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,439
Speaker 5: if you're too cold, eventually your body just shuts down

919
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 5: and you kind of go to sleep. If you're too hot,

920
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 5: you're lucid that whole entire time. This might be a

921
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 5: bargament for a different time, rather breeze to death or

922
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 5: burn to death.

923
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

924
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 5: And he was definitely on the freeze side, so very

925
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 5: valid points.

926
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: Hmmm. Yeah, I'll take that as a win. I'll uh,

927
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 2: I'll take I'll take it as i'm I'm I'm alive

928
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 2: at the right time. I'm not a man who I've

929
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 2: never had that moment where I think, you know, I

930
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 2: would think I would have thrived in the eighteen hundreds.

931
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 2: That's never been me, not for one moment.

932
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 5: You don't want to be out there churning some butter.

933
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 2: I really don't want to be. I like the fact

934
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 2: that I can walk home. I can leave the station

935
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 2: today after the show, go home, and if I want to,

936
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: if I want to fire, I can literally flip a switch.

937
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 3: Here's here's one argument for here's one argument for too cold.

938
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 3: That rider might actually agree with, Okay, that I would

939
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 3: rather be too cold than too hot because I can

940
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 3: always put on layers. I have found fireball shots help

941
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 3: barm me up. When I'm snowshoveling, ice fishing, skiing, or

942
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 3: other winter activity.

943
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 2: Okay, another reason.

944
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 5: We'll see. I think I'm still gonna stick with I'd

945
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 5: rather melt than freeze.

946
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 2: I am too, but I but you know, the valid

947
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: points on both sides. That's the that's the that's the

948
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 2: very definition of a fantastic argument, a fantastic well played,

949
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 2: well done everybody, everybody. Becoming a parent is one of

950
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: life's great you know, treasures, joy's mysteries, it's kicking the stones,

951
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 2: it's everything. Yeah. One of the things I think a

952
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 2: lot of parents would agree on is it completely resets

953
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: your ability to deal with gross things. You just find

954
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 2: yourself immersed in bodily fluids and moments in life that

955
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 2: you just didn't you couldn't have possibly understood or or predicted. Uh,

956
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 2: certainly the case with me. I was already I thought

957
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 2: pretty good with grossness. But then once you're dealing with

958
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 2: babies and just all of the things that come out

959
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 2: of every possible end of a baby.

960
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 5: Tiny little germ bag, and then so many.

961
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 2: So many germs, and then and then they become toddlers.

962
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 2: And then when by the time their kids not only

963
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: are they gonna throw up. They're gonna say I'm gonna

964
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 2: throw up. Then they tell you, and you think that

965
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: would be better, but it actually adds. It's a heightened

966
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 2: sense of panic. It's like it's like in the martial

967
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: arts they say when you go like yeah, it's part

968
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 2: of that is to scare the person you're about to

969
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 2: hit even more, to make it worse for them. Right,

970
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 2: maybe maybe that's not true, maybe I'm making that up.

971
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 2: But anyway, when a kids like you, you know, and

972
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: when a kid just jumps up and runs into the

973
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: room and goes, I just went boom. You know, oh really,

974
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 2: you know, it's just it's just life. Life is a parent.

975
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 2: So we're talking about the things in life that have

976
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 2: moved those lines. The gross things you encounter and you

977
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 2: just roll up your sleeves and you gotta deal with them.

978
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: On the Luther West Side, folks, so I can talk

979
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 2: in text line six five one nine eight nine rock.

980
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: A plethora of of of suggestion, of suggestions, A plethora

981
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 2: of stories have come.

982
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 5: In old barf ball full of suggestion.

983
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 3: Yes it is yeah, And Jennifer says, when my daughter

984
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 3: was three years old and had the flu, she was

985
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 3: sitting on the couch and puked and then the dog

986
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 3: started eating it.

987
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's a standard. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

988
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 2: By the dog will get into anything. You know. We

989
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 2: all know this. Those animals that we allow to lick

990
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: our faces, they will put that mouth anywhere. We call

991
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 2: them big dummies. Yep.

992
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 5: That's still cleaner than our mouth, is it not?

993
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 2: That's a that's a myth, it is, that's that's not.

994
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: That's a myth. I mean, I mean maybe, I mean,

995
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 2: last I checked, I haven't. I haven't gone over it

996
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: and licked someone else's dump anytime lately. I'll tell you that.

997
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: Gorman in the Morning coming right back, Naughty two kqrs

998
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: Streaming from Naughty two kqrs dot com. Gorman in the

999
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 1: Morning is back, Naughty two kqrs.

1000
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 2: Gorman in the morning, Minnesota is ninety two k qrs.

1001
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 2: There was a study conducted, one of those studies that

1002
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 2: when it's all said and done and we look at

1003
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,959
Speaker 2: the information gathered and the conclusions reached, we go, yeah, duh.

1004
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: And the study basically concluded being a parent, not one

1005
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: word a parent, but being a parent, having a child,

1006
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 2: becoming a parent, of a child, not being a parent,

1007
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: as in, it's so obvious, Oh my god, Yeah, becoming

1008
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: a parent desensitizes you to gross stuff, to which I say, yeah,

1009
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: no kidding.

1010
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 5: Because how do they figure that out?

1011
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 2: Well, you know, they just basically talked to a bunch

1012
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 2: of people and said, hey, let's get some volunteers in here.

1013
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 2: We're going to show them a bunch of disgusting pictures vomit,

1014
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: h you know, feces, urine, just stains and soaks and

1015
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: piles and puddles, and we're going to see how fast

1016
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: it takes people to click away from really disgusting images.

1017
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: So about half the volunteers were were parents and about

1018
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,399
Speaker 2: half weren't. And the ones who were non parents were

1019
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 2: way more likely to immediately quick click away in disgust.

1020
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 2: The ones who did have kids not only did they

1021
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 2: not click away as fast, they were pretty much unfhazed.

1022
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, yeah, I've seen that. I mean, it's

1023
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 2: no different. Hey, man, if you get the bump from

1024
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 2: vice to homicide, you're going to see some gross stuff

1025
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 2: and you're gonna get used to it. You know what

1026
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 2: I'm saying. As a veteran of many a cop show,

1027
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: I can speak from experience.

1028
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 3: I think I would have thrown their study askew because

1029
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 3: I would have clicked right off.

1030
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it. If it's my kid,

1031
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 2: I'll deal with it. I don't want to see it.

1032
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 2: But if you can't. But you know, if someone says, hey,

1033
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: but does it turn your stomach. The point is once

1034
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 2: you're when you bring the babies home, you're just getting

1035
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: yourself into all kinds of things. At the end of

1036
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: the day, you're just like, yeah, whatever, that might have

1037
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 2: freaked me out a long time ago, but now it's

1038
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 2: just Tuesday. It's all it is. Six five, one, nine,

1039
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 2: eight nine. Rock is your luther Westside Volks, so I

1040
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 2: can talk and text line. Jeff's got a different angle.

1041
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: I like this one.

1042
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 3: Once you are reaching into a cow shoulder deep to

1043
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 3: turn a calf around so that it can be born,

1044
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: and they tend to crap on you at the same time,

1045
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 3: there isn't much after that that grosses you out.

1046
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:12,919
Speaker 2: That's very true.

1047
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 5: Ow. Cowpoop is definitely different than human poop. You learn

1048
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 5: a lot about nature being on the farm.

1049
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. I spent quite a bit of time on the

1050
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,760
Speaker 2: farm as well. Yeah, I dated two different. One in college,

1051
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: one in high school. Two girlfriends of mine in the

1052
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 2: past both grew up and lived on farms. And it's

1053
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 2: an entire it really is. Now. I lived in a

1054
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 2: small town, and a lot of people want to, you know,

1055
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 2: later in life and be like, oh, you're from farm.

1056
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, but I wasn't on a farm. I

1057
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: was actually in the town. I had a yard. That's

1058
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 2: all I had. Okay, when you're go six miles out

1059
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: and then that's a farm and there's all these things.

1060
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 2: And both those girls, wonderful women. Both their approach to

1061
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 2: everything in life was immediately and obviously very different because yeah, sure,

1062
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 2: just that's nature. They were living in a daily existence

1063
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: of yeah that happens. Yeah, you're it'd be like, what's

1064
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 2: that horse doing? Your your chores were to make your bed.

1065
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 2: Their chore was shoveling cowpoop. Yeah, that's little different, very

1066
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 2: very different situation. Let us know, if there's something that

1067
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Speaker 2: you can say, well, if you're gonna blow our hair back,

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Speaker 2: go for it. Six five, one, nine eight nine, rock,

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Speaker 2: that's your chance to do it. We've been talking about

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Speaker 2: just gross stuff, just nasty stuff, the kind of stuff

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Speaker 2: you get used to if you're a parent. Desensitization not

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Speaker 2: a pretty word, is it? Hi? Got anything else, Paul or?

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Speaker 2: We run the gamut.

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Speaker 3: I got one more from Tubby. My sister and I

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Speaker 3: were at a restaurant in Florida and while ordering saw

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Speaker 3: a giant flying palmetto bug do a high dive right

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Speaker 3: into the salad bar, landing in a bowl of dressing.

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Speaker 3: Minutes later, we watched the guy go up make a

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Speaker 3: salad with the same dressing the palmetto dove into that.

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Speaker 2: That'll happen.

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Speaker 3: I followed up with Tubby and said, did you warn him?

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Speaker 3: They said no, we were too busy laughing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to get in a way

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Speaker 2: of a you don't want to get in a way

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Speaker 2: of a good time. No, No, never at all. Added

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Speaker 2: protein that you didn't expect. All right, clock's teking. We

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Speaker 2: got just enough time left for the last word. One

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Speaker 2: hundred and eighteen years ago today. In nineteen oh eight,

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Speaker 2: New York City lawmakers passed a new law that said

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Speaker 2: it is illegal for women to smoke in public. Okay,

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Speaker 2: just women, just women. About two weeks later, the mayor

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Speaker 2: vetoed it. He was like, what are we doing here?

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Speaker 2: Guys smoke.

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Speaker 1: What.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And as you get older, you start to realize history.

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Speaker 2: You know, history just ain't that long ago. Quite honestly.

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Speaker 2: It always reminds me women in this country did not

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Speaker 2: get the vote until nineteen twenty. Yeah, okay, women couldn't

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Speaker 2: vote in presidential elections until nineteen twenty. My grandmother, college

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Speaker 2: graduate voted for the first time that year. She was

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Speaker 2: thirty six. It's not my great grandma, my grandma orth

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Speaker 2: my mom's mom was born in eighteen eighty four. She

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Speaker 2: did not vote until nineteen twenty. Always recall, it's always

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Speaker 2: good to remember the William Faulkner line. Yeah, the past

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Speaker 2: is never dead. It's not even past. It's true. We're

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Speaker 2: reckoning with everything that came before every single day. All right,

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Speaker 2: tomorrow on the show, Bert Kreischer, our buddy Bert calling in.

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Speaker 2: That should be a high energy segment his new Netflix

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Speaker 2: scripted show Free Burt, which we talked about last time

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Speaker 2: he was on that it was coming down.

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Speaker 5: The pike when he was coming in town in September.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that'll be great. We'll talk to Burt tomorrow. Fletcher,

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Speaker 2: what's coming up next on the station?

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Speaker 3: Ah, you too, cunning Crows, I'm gonna play a Tom

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Speaker 3: Petty song i haven't played in quite some time, and

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Speaker 3: go commercial free just after eleven forty five.

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Speaker 1: Gorman in the Morning is also Gorman on the Go.

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