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Speaker 1: The ninety three Acts Half Ass Morning Show. Three. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Fools? Morning to everybody? Oh cripes, it's five

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Speaker 1: point forty one. Welcome to the ninety three Acts Half

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Speaker 1: Ass Morning Show. Welcome to the damn Josh? How are

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Speaker 1: you doing, son good?

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Speaker 2: How about yourself?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing all right. I got something here for you

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Speaker 1: right away. I got something here for you that I

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Speaker 1: hope you really like. Well, although maybe you've you've heard

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Speaker 1: of this already, but maybe not. I just learned about it,

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Speaker 1: but I don't have any details. All time great television star,

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Speaker 1: William Shatner. You're a big fan, aren't you.

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Speaker 2: I love William Shatner for sure.

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Speaker 1: Did you watch that era of Star Trek from back

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Speaker 1: to front?

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Speaker 2: At the When I was young, I thought it was very,

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Speaker 2: very boring. I didn't understand why people liked it. But

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Speaker 2: as I got older, I really have enjoyed many of

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Speaker 2: the Star Trek series. I'm definitely not a Treki where

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Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you, you know, what races fight other

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Speaker 2: races or technologies and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: But you've been dialed into just about every different genre

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Speaker 1: of Star Trek.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I used to think that it was boring. So maybe

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Speaker 3: now that I'm older, I'll like it.

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Speaker 4: I should check it out.

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Speaker 1: If my word means anything to you, smash Lely, I

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Speaker 1: have tried it as a grown person, and I still

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Speaker 4: Oh did you like the movies?

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Speaker 2: That's what got me into I ever saw the movies

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Speaker 2: like Star Trek four, some of those movies, and that

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Speaker 2: I kind of that's the first movie I watched as

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Speaker 2: a Star Trek movie and really enjoyed that and kind

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Speaker 2: of went back and watched all the other ones.

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Speaker 1: I think I've seen a little bit of the very

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Speaker 1: first Star Trek movie that they made in nineteen seventy nine.

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Speaker 1: I think I saw a little bit. It just never

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Speaker 1: grabbed me. You know, I'm not a sci fi guy,

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Speaker 1: although I have all the respect in the world for

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Speaker 1: Leonard die Mooy. What an awesome guy and an awesome actor.

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Speaker 1: He was Leonard Niemoy and William.

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Speaker 2: Legendary without a dupock, one of the best characters on TV.

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Speaker 1: William Shatner. I don't know a ton about the guy,

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Speaker 1: but you know, as far as I know, he's just

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Speaker 1: a regular character. I love him. In that Twilight Zone

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Speaker 1: episode where there's a man on the wing of the plane. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, here, here's where I'm going with this. What

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Speaker 1: is William Shatner ninety four five years old? Four? Is

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Speaker 1: he ninety four?

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Speaker 5: Ease?

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Speaker 1: That f's me up. Here's the story, but I don't

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Speaker 1: have any details. And I love that they use the

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Speaker 1: word busted here in the headline. William Shatner was busted

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Speaker 1: eating a bowl of cereal behind the wheel of his

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Speaker 1: motor vehicle. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's a little deceiving because he's at a

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Speaker 2: But there's so much joy on his face with whoever

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to ruin anybody's day, but maybe at

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Speaker 2: ninety four, if I make it to ninety four, just

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Speaker 2: take the keys away from me.

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Speaker 1: What the hell's he still doing driving?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, he seems very able bodied and with it,

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Speaker 2: so he might be somebody who's still able to drive,

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Speaker 2: But eating a bowl of cereal behind the wheel that

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Speaker 1: So what the hell is this Hollywood right or was

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Speaker 2: I'm not exactly sure. I think that's where it was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just what I was wondering. Is he still living

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Speaker 1: so this is La Hollywood. Someone's driving around town. They

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Speaker 1: of the poor bastard and he's winning in cereal into

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Speaker 2: And it's funny because people were speculating online what kind

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Speaker 1: Which it is. Oh god, Raisin Bran. I give myself

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Speaker 6: Or did he make a ball of cereal and get

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Speaker 7: Obviously?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just did he go through a drive through

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Speaker 1: that hands out bowls of cereal? We don't know these things.

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Speaker 1: We don't know the answers to these questions. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: So someone just a still photograph they put it up

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Speaker 1: on the Godless Internet and everybody's losing their mind. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's funny, that's good stuff. Cereal, of all talk about it.

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Speaker 6: There aren't many more complicated meals to eat behind the

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Speaker 2: No, I ate a foot lung subway sandwich once that

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Speaker 2: I had run through the garden, and I don't think

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Speaker 2: I spilled one thing.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's impressive. Yeah, subway is hard.

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Speaker 7: Yeah that light. I mean they dump on just a

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Speaker 6: So the fact that you didn't drop a single strand

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Speaker 1: Nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have eaten a bowl of cereal behind the wheel,

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Speaker 2: I was a young guy. Was pleet more on you?

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Speaker 4: And soup?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What did you just say?

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Speaker 2: And I drove a stick by the way, should mention?

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Speaker 1: God? Soup and cereal? You're you're balancing a body of

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Speaker 1: all hell.

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Speaker 6: You hit one pothole, you got frosted flakes all over

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Speaker 1: That is for true. For sure.

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Speaker 2: You know that once that milk sits there for a while,

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Speaker 3: I hate soup behind the wheel, though, I would just

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Speaker 3: put it in like a drinkable, like a cup.

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Speaker 2: What doesn't comet?

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Speaker 4: So that I wasn't using a spoon?

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Speaker 3: I have you because I have used silverware while driving

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Speaker 1: So soup that you can drink, Yeah, that's not soup

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Speaker 2: That's that's like cars.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you gotta like shake it a little bit.

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Speaker 3: If you get like potato soup, you know to get

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Speaker 1: This is something you've done multiple times. You've enjoyed soup

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Speaker 4: I like soup.

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Speaker 2: Grab legs behind the wheel? Whoa, I'm not a seafood

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Speaker 6: I can't fixture eating legs at a table behind the wheel,

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Speaker 4: Can you need melted butter with it? So that would

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Speaker 1: I've never been a big car eater outside of a

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Speaker 1: Some people have experienced pretty elaborate meals behind the wheel

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Speaker 1: of a motor vehicle. That's never been me.

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Speaker 2: This person had Chinese food complete with chopsticks, behind the wheel.

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Speaker 2: I can't use chopsticks sitting at a table. Yes, I've

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Speaker 6: Oh, hell, no, I can use them, but I just

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Speaker 6: get like the smallest, tiniest little bites, like just give

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Speaker 7: I can just shove it all in my mouth.

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Speaker 4: I just I love them.

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Speaker 2: Somebody went through so much trouble to invent the fork.

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Speaker 2: It's disrespectful to use it.

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Speaker 1: I don't get the chopsticks thing of trying.

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Speaker 4: It makes me feel fancy.

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Speaker 1: I don't even eat food like that with a fork either.

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Speaker 1: It's a friggin spoon. I want it all right now,

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Speaker 2: I've never been able to eat noodles with a spoon.

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Speaker 1: I can eat anything with a spoon. That's impressive. I'm

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Speaker 1: good like that. You behind the wheel eaters, Yeah, you've

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Speaker 1: hear about William Shatner too. Guys still whoop an ass

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Speaker 1: at ninety four years old eating his raisin brand behind

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Speaker 2: I mean, shoot, ninety four, it's impressive.

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Speaker 1: It started a conversation on air about eating behind the wheel.

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Speaker 1: People talked about Cereal. William Shatner is not the only

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Speaker 1: Cereal eater, but real quick back to Chinese food. I

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Speaker 1: big leftover bucket of rice. I love fried rice. Put

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Speaker 1: some shrimp, pork chicken in there. When I order Chinese food,

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Speaker 1: Knew I was going to drink about fifteen beers, hadn't

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Speaker 2: Somebody texts here saying he thought that maybe I'd be

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Speaker 2: a sport kind of guy. I do love the spork

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Speaker 2: the coolest things I've ever seen.

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Speaker 4: I then used one of those since school.

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Speaker 2: That's where it was. At school.

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Speaker 1: I had forgotten s porks and not spoons, forgotten all

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Speaker 1: about the spork. Here's a lady who claims I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I'm buying all the stories. But here's a

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Speaker 1: lady who claims she saw another woman eating an entire

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Speaker 1: rotisserie chicken with her bare hands.

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Speaker 2: Bet, I don't know bare hands.

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Speaker 6: I was at a movie once. It was like a matinee,

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Speaker 6: not too many people in the theater. Is at that

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Speaker 6: Saint Louis Park West End theater or they got the

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Speaker 6: fancy restaurant in it, you know. And I smell something

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Speaker 6: really good, like somebody must ordered a good meal. And

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Speaker 6: it's a guy in front of me to the left.

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Speaker 6: I kind of peek over and look he had just

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Speaker 6: snuck a rotisserie chicken into the movie theater, just got

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Speaker 6: it from the grocery store and was just stabbing away

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Speaker 2: Those are so cheap, like at Sam's Club, crazy cheep.

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Speaker 4: That's chicken deal, and they're so delicious.

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Speaker 1: So the lady who witnessed the other eating a rotisserie

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Speaker 1: chicken with her bare hands, This woman claims she was

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Speaker 1: steering with her albows and had grease up to her wrists.

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Speaker 1: This is very clever the way she put this. She

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Speaker 1: said the lady looked like a medieval warlord heading into battle.

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Speaker 1: Before you go, go fight again, are you buying this, Josh?

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Speaker 1: A man with a full plate of pancakes, syrup and

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Speaker 1: Did that really happen?

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Speaker 2: Possible?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Whenever somebody brings out. And I love guitar, but

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Speaker 1: They were just actors and actresses.

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Speaker 1: It bothers me.

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Speaker 2: You still, I still think of them that way as siblings.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Does it bother you that Greg once went on

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Speaker 1: okay if it's you, who's the worst driver? You know?

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Speaker 3: I would probably I don't drive with many people, so

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Speaker 4: But probably my mom just.

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Speaker 3: Because she and I'm sorry, Mom, it sketches me out.

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Speaker 1: Ah, sometimes so she overreacts, yes, oh so not aggressive

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Speaker 4: No, oh gosh, no, she doesn't have that.

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Speaker 2: Somebody texts least thon. We were talking about bad drivers.

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Speaker 2: I thought this was a funny quote. Hopefully I'm not

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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful little slogan there, It's perfect. I like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well she's kind of like that too, where she doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Plan ahead blinders, right blinders.

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Speaker 2: I'm a plan ahead guy right where I just figure out, okay,

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Speaker 2: And she's just like you know, and it kind of

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Speaker 2: I'm the opposite. I need to get it done immediately,

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Speaker 2: so she'll just at the last second decide, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: The angle that I've enjoyed before when you've talked about

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Speaker 1: there's absolutely no checking to the left or the right.

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Speaker 1: It's just dead ahead, dead ahead. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love so nervous.

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Speaker 1: I've loved when you've talked about that.

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Speaker 2: Don't ride with her, Josh, I don't, and she doesn't

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Speaker 2: let me drive. Excuse me, let me be a passenger

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Speaker 1: You know, I got a couple of pals if I

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Speaker 1: pretty easy. There's no right, there's no anticipation when a

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Speaker 1: But no, he would do this bit where he would

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don't turn back.

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Speaker 1: So what's how your parents doing? And he turns around

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Speaker 1: to face very polite Josh. Don't get me wrong that

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Speaker 2: Conversationalist.

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Speaker 1: That person is in the back seat of your car

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Speaker 2: All right, everybody be cool. My mom's listening. Oh she

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Speaker 2: Ashley breastfed behind the wheel. No, you've not done that?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no. He can stay in his car

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Speaker 2: He says he eats humble pie behind the wheel every

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 2: I think that sounds pretty cool, humble pot.

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Speaker 1: All right? Bad drivers see right here? This is maybe

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Speaker 1: mixed with zero awareness. That that kind of sums up

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Speaker 2: That's a horrible and dangerous combat.

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Speaker 1: Oh here's your slogan right here, Josh. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: see this, but you just said it. A good driver

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Speaker 1: sometimes misses their turn, A bad, bad driver never misses

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Speaker 2: I love that, and I've known that saying for maybe

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Speaker 5: It's cute.

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Speaker 2: And somebody whoever texts that in thank you for that?

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Speaker 2: That was awesome.

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Speaker 1: Difficulty with acceleration, Oh he is noted here in this.

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Speaker 2: Fun size Jesus text in just that exact same thing.

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Speaker 2: Somebody who's all of a sudden slow than fast and slow.

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Speaker 2: That's someone who's not paying attention. And we're not even

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Speaker 1: I think, you know, texting and driving and drinking and

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Speaker 1: I think because it's just the obvious. But yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna drive drunk, you know, I'm so burned out

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Speaker 1: on these jag offs who can't get a cab and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never understood tailgating now whatsoever. Especially people are

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Speaker 1: Well some you know, I know a couple guys who

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Speaker 2: That's the thing. If you intimidate some seventy eight year

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Speaker 2: the person that might slam on their brakes or hit

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00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 2: them because they're.

445
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,680
Speaker 1: Terrified right now they want to play a bully game

446
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 1: out on the road. This is I don't know where

447
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 1: they're going with this, but in this conversation on the

448
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 1: signs of a bad driver says here they're driving a Nissan.

449
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 1: What is that supposed to mean. Does that mean something?

450
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 2: Are they just ripping on Nissans? Yeah, I guess, but somebody, yeah,

451
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,199
Speaker 2: somebody else said, you know, I might be starting a

452
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 2: fight here. But the better drivers clearly are Chevy drivers.

453
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,919
Speaker 1: Now, they pick on Nissan drivers for some reason, but

454
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: they also pick on folks who drive Tesla's or Ram trucks.

455
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,159
Speaker 2: Or what do they have to say about you know,

456
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 2: I'm a Ram man. What do they say about us

457
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 2: Ram men and women?

458
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: They go no further with that. They just pick on

459
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 1: Ram truck drivers, Tesla drivers in Nissan.

460
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 4: Drive it's kind of rude.

461
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:08,920
Speaker 2: No explanation, Yeah, it's kind of weird. Something Ram give

462
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 2: us an explanation.

463
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 4: Trucks, that's that's a kind of truck my husband has.

464
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 4: It's a great truck.

465
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 7: Oh that hurts Josh.

466
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 6: What does that her husband has the same type of

467
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,439
Speaker 6: truck as you do.

468
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: Well, I got my first he copied me. That's really flattering.

469
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 2: Than just wants to be like you when he grows up.

470
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 2: He's got a lot of growing up to do, and

471
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 2: he's got too much air. He's too mandsome.

472
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are some folks out there who struggle a

473
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 1: little bit.

474
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 2: I agree with this. People are texting in on the

475
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 2: idea of texting and driving. Some folks saying, you know,

476
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 2: it's not really texting anymore, it's TikTok. You know, people

477
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 2: watching little videos or trying to compete or do those

478
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 2: challenges driving challenges and whatnot.

479
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,160
Speaker 7: That's much worse than texting.

480
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: But I see this too. It just like this text

481
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: says it's a lot of older people, which surprised me.

482
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 1: Older people watching videos.

483
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 2: No, like with their I don't know what they're doing,

484
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,400
Speaker 2: but it appears they're texting, you know, holding their phones.

485
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 1: Oh I haven't spotted that yet.

486
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,120
Speaker 4: My parents could never figure that out.

487
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 2: By older people, I mean like not teenagers, which you

488
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 2: might expect, you know, people in their thirties and up.

489
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: I see that.

490
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 2: Quite a bit. I saw a woman the other day.

491
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: It was probably late fifties, early sixties texting.

492
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: Everybody's obsessed with their freaking stupid phone. What did you

493
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 1: say a minute ago about driving challenges?

494
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know if TikTok probably still doesn't do it,

495
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 2: or which one it was where you can like stream

496
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 2: off fast you're going, yeah, to try and hit certain

497
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 2: milestones or something.

498
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 6: Somebody post a video of them going one hundred and

499
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,160
Speaker 6: twenty or something like that.

500
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 1: So then other people get behind the wheel, turn on

501
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: their phones and record themselves while driving. Look how fast

502
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 1: I'm going? Look yeah, Oh, for the love of Christ,

503
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: it's so stupid. Yeah, they went after you ram truck drivers.

504
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 2: I want to hear here's so, you know, I don't

505
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 2: hear people rip ram too much. You know, I'd love

506
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 2: to know what some of those insults would be. This okay,

507
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 2: cheese had for life. Jesus said people used to make

508
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 2: fun of ram drivers because they put their toe mirrors

509
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 2: up without towing.

510
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't even know what that means.

511
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 2: I've always wanted toe mirrors, and I've I've told like

512
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 2: one thing my entire life.

513
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I see where they're going with that.

514
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: I also want to get a twenty five hundred, and

515
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: I have no use for it whatsoever, none, whatsoever.

516
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: Years ago, I pulled into my favorite bar and there

517
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 1: was a Ford Super Duty. Cubby. Did you look into

518
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: buying one of those before you bought your Dodge?

519
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 2: Definitely. There's a guy that works here that's got a really.

520
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: Cool one eh beautiful pickup, but it was uh made

521
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: to be a lowrider. Right, and uh, I don't know what.

522
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't care. Not my business, right, So I walk

523
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,679
Speaker 1: in to the joint. I don't know who in the

524
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: bar owns that super Duty lowrider. But this big barrel ass,

525
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: some bitch that I drink with every once in a while,

526
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: he's got no shame. He walks into the bar. Now

527
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: it's it is a bar full of regulars, but not

528
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: always he don't know. This barrel lass dude punches open

529
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: the front door of the bar and just storms in

530
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: and goes, oh the hell turned the super Duty into

531
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: a lowrider out there?

532
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 2: I've heard those are coming back. There's a Ford guy,

533
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 2: a salesman that told me that Ford's gonna make like

534
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 2: a stock lowrider. Dude, I'll pickup trucks. I like the

535
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 2: high riders.

536
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: I like, oh yeah, sure, we both prefer the big

537
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: lifted pickups. But I'd like to ride around in a

538
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: low rider. I've never driven or road and a low

539
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: rider of any sort. So can I do the weep weep, weep,

540
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 1: weep weep up and down hydraulics? Yeah?

541
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: Boy, I haven't seen that since like the early nineties.

542
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 7: Like pimp my ride type of thing.

543
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: I want some hydraulics. You ever see those hydraulics lowrider

544
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: competitions where the poor where the poor, some bitch just

545
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: tips it right over or no, you haven't seen, and

546
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: they get the front end bouncing like it's a damn racketball,

547
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: and then eventually they just tip it over and everyone,

548
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: I mean on accident and everyone has a good time.

549
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: I'd like to host one of those. I wouldn't have

550
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: any idea what I'm talking about, but I'd like to

551
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: host a lowrider event.

552
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 2: Steelers fan Jesus said, people who rip on rams they're

553
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 2: just mad. They're not part of the Ramilly. Yes, I'm

554
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 2: a Ramley man. Oh no, that's excellent. I haven't heard that.

555
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: Before the Ramilly. All right, we ought to get going

556
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: for real skis unless you want one more, I mean,

557
00:26:54,000 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: there is more equally huge Hollywood news here. We started

558
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: with William Shatner was busted behind the wheel while eating cereal. Okay,

559
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: eating cereal and driving. You want to know the other?

560
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: Big Matthew McConaughey has trademarked his catchphrase all right, all right,

561
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: all right, good for him.

562
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 4: I don't really care. I mean I love him, so

563
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 4: did he whatever?

564
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 2: Even come up with that, all right?

565
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 4: Alright, alright, I do like when he says it.

566
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 2: You know, he almost got his ass kicked by Woody

567
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: Harrelson when they were making True Detective.

568
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: We read that, did you? Yeah?

569
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: Just the other day, Woody Harrelson was saying, you know,

570
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 2: I love the guy, but he was method acting the

571
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: whole time, and I wanted to punch him in the face.

572
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 7: I would too if I was in that situation.

573
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: How frustrating would that be? No, you're a regular guy.

574
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: The cameras aren't on.

575
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm asking you if you want to go to

576
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 6: dinner with me tonight when we're done filming.

577
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 7: I'm not asking your character.

578
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: That would be So. I still don't fully understand what's

579
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: behind this trademarking movement of the last ten or so years.

580
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 2: Just to you know, make money or so nobody else

581
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 2: can make money on it.

582
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: I guess m hm. So like you and I can't

583
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: go out and make a T shirt that says all right,

584
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: all right, all right and get rich.

585
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, not without his permission, without it, Okay, give him

586
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 2: him all the money.

587
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: I think Matthew McConaughey trademarked his catch praise. All we

588
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: got to take a break. We'll be back with the

589
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: stupid news here in a few minutes. Stupid news on

590
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: the half assed the Morning Show. Sure, absolutely. You know

591
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: a few minutes ago we were talking about driving, bad driving.

592
00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: Some smart mouth, right, Josh, some smart ass. In this

593
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: conversation about bad driving, not amongst the four of us,

594
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: but on the godless, soulless and wildly misinformed internet, someone

595
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: pinpointed Dodge Ram drivers as particularly bad drivers. Ruffled the

596
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: cubby's feathers a little bit.

597
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't ruffled, disconfused. I haven't heard. I was

598
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: kind of excited to hear what people say, you know.

599
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: They We've heard so many about Ford and Chevy over

600
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: the years, some pretty funny sayings either way, and I

601
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 2: haven't really heard anything on Ram.

602
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: They didn't give any extra information. I think to torture

603
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: Ram drivers like yourself says here. Ram drivers are known

604
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: for being wildly unintelligent. That's what the few people texted

605
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: in and said. One reason why we don't like ram

606
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: drivers is because they have mirrors, but they don't toe anything. Well, now,

607
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: a listener texted into combat that he said, toll mirrors

608
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: are always on a RAM truck because RAM drivers are

609
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: always pulling the ass. Someone else texted in to say

610
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: RAM drivers paint their nails.

611
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 7: I can't picture Josh's painted nails.

612
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna give it a shot.

613
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 4: Well, it looks pretty cool.

614
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 2: I have played pretty pretty princess when my daughter was young,

615
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 2: where she'd want to make me up. And I'll tell

616
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: you what, I make a decent looking woman if I

617
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 2: had like a wig on or something like that. I'm

618
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: not too bad.

619
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure you do. You have very gentle features.

620
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very slight in nature.

621
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, just for the record, I

622
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: don't know why people are going after Ram pickup drivers.

623
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: I like your pickup truck.

624
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm a fan and as a my favorite vehicle i've

625
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 2: ever owned, as at least.

626
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 6: As a repeat customer of Uber Josh, and to test

627
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 6: that you are an excellent driver.

628
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: Hey, I appreciate you. Yes, I do my best. You

629
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: do a great job. I'm making up for time when

630
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: I was a young person and I was not a

631
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 2: good driver.

632
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: I like your pickup I do. Oh uh.

633
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: Local thirty four Jesus said Ram guys are usually just

634
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: short guys with tiny penises. He nailed it. Well, I

635
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: can't speak for all of us, but I'm definitely one

636
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: of those. He's a d Nali guy himself. Well, mister fancy, yeah, well.

637
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: Day Nali is how you said Toali?

638
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,959
Speaker 2: This person says ram drivers sit when they pee sometimes.

639
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's just tiring, got to get the legs a break.

640
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: I don't know where all this is coming from. Let's uh,

641
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: let's go this way. Well, we've been talking about driving

642
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: to begin today's report. Stupid news report. Keep an eye out.

643
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: Lots of folks are effing around in parking lots doing

644
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: shady things, dangerous things. Even chicks. Chicks will cause us

645
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: to do stupid things in parking lots. Here's a guy,

646
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: for the record, he's from the disgusting far southeastern region

647
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: of our country. Here's a guy. He was trying to

648
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: impress his lady on a first date. Don't you know,

649
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: Dinkas got himself arrested for doing donuts in a church

650
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: parking lot on a first date.

651
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 7: As sure, did that impress you?

652
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, probably not.

653
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 3: If you were seventeen, I'd watch it for a little bit,

654
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 3: why not, But it would.

655
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 4: Not impress me.

656
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what he was driving? Sure

657
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: dude was doing donuts in his Chevrolet Corvette. Josh, Dude,

658
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: chicks still dig the Corvette.

659
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: I think so. My neighbor has one, and he has

660
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 2: as a very attractive wife that seems to enjoy it.

661
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 4: I'm more in the classic car.

662
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: Is if you're attracted to his wife?

663
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 2: I didn't say that. I said she Why How do

664
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: I get out of this?

665
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 5: You can't.

666
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 2: I'm admitting that she's a good looking person, attractive, I'm

667
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 2: not attracted to her, and now I've painted myself in

668
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: a corner that I have no way out.

669
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 6: What's going on in your neighborhood, Josh, I'm not trying

670
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 6: to get you in any trouble, But how do you

671
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 6: call someone very attractive and then deny that you're attracted

672
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 6: to them?

673
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 2: I don't know how to explain it, But there's people

674
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: I recognize. How about this Jimmy Garoppolo, most attractive man

675
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: on the planet. Given the opportunity to have sex with him,

676
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 2: I would not pass up that opportunity, all right, So yeah,

677
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: I'm in big trouble.

678
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: By the way, He's going to factor into our conversation

679
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: later when we talk sports with Randy Shaver and Brad

680
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: Ryder that Jimmy Garoppolo. So dude is doing donuts in

681
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: his Chevrolet Corvette. He got his date in the passenger seat.

682
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: It's a first date. Dude with the vet is a

683
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: twenty eight year old by the name of Landen, and

684
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: he and his hot date were just raising all levels

685
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: of hell in that church parking lot. A witness to

686
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: the donut show said about Landen's ride, He said it

687
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: sounded like a car that was completely hot, rotted out,

688
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: no mufflers, very very loud.

689
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 2: That's cool, right, Yeah, I love the loud vehicles.

690
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: The smoke was so thick, they said, you could barely

691
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: see the vehicle. Apparently, a local cop had watched Landen

692
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: and his little cupcake girlfriend racing around neighborhoods earlier in

693
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: the evening. The cop followed him to that church parking lot.

694
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: The cop watched the donut show before finally pulling up

695
00:34:54,360 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: and putting a lid on Landen's little drift racing silly. Now.

696
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to tell Landon what to do with

697
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: his pecker, but I think he should consider taking this

698
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: gal out again. She might be a keeper, it says here.

699
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 1: When the local cops started hollering at Landon about tearing

700
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: up the church parking lot. Landon's date took the blame.

701
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: She said, it's not his fault, Ossifer, it's my fault.

702
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: I asked him to do the donuts.

703
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: And you know what, you can see it on his

704
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 2: face in the mugshot, because he has the face of

705
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 2: a man that says I'm going to get some as

706
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: soon as I post bail that. I've never seen a

707
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: smile quite like that in a mug shot.

708
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: Landon was very He appeared to be very pleased with himself.

709
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: I didn't see Landing like he just found out to

710
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: get some.

711
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 2: That's that thing.

712
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 4: He looks like a nice guy.

713
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah he does trying to have some fun.

714
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: He's got one of those eyes that kind of floats.

715
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, she took the heat for him. That's

716
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: kind of that's sexy.

717
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 4: They're meant to be.

718
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of sexy, I appreciate the text here. Somebody

719
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: used AI to take our photo off the website and

720
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: made me into a beautiful woman.

721
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow, can you see that?

722
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 9: I'm gorgeous?

723
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should have been born a woman.

724
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, they altered Dana also, Yeah, I.

725
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: Think sometimes that happens when you I tried to do

726
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: that for a work photo and it made everyone monsters

727
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 2: except for the one person that I was trying to

728
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 2: focus on. I don't really know how to do it.

729
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 1: This is going to freak you out here in a minute,

730
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: So explain this to me. Someone took our the picture

731
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: of the four of us off our website, and what

732
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: did they do?

733
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: I don't fully know how to do it. Well, I'm

734
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 2: assuming they just put it in. Let's just say chat

735
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 2: GPT and said, make that ugly guy into a beautiful woman.

736
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 2: And I'm quite striking in that photo.

737
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 7: There you are.

738
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: Let's replace our actual photo with this one because.

739
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 6: It made me a hell of a lot more handsome.

740
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 6: Way you're better looking too, even just a little bit handsome,

741
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 6: because I'm not handsome at all, Like they really gussied

742
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 6: me up here.

743
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 1: Lady Josh in this photo is a very attractive lady.

744
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: But I'm going to f you up right now. You

745
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: know who? She looks a hell of a lot like

746
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: you know who, Lady Josh looks a hell of a

747
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: lot like who's that that front desk gal here from

748
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: years ago that you refuse to have sex with?

749
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 2: Oh, let me see. Oh you know what I do.

750
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: Yes, Lady Josh, look at that looks like a gal

751
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: that used to work here, that you had a fling

752
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: with many years ago. It's one of our favorite stories.

753
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite stories.

754
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 7: She was wild.

755
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: She was, I thought, such a pretty lady and a

756
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: cool ass lady to.

757
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 2: Hang out with, and hilarious, very very funny.

758
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: Why she was drawn to you, I have no idea.

759
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: Nor do I One of the life's biggest mysteries.

760
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: Because she was so wild and she maybe she's got

761
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: a thing for taming innocent little creatures, you know what

762
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: I mean.

763
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, women are like that.

764
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she must have known through hanging out with

765
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: us that you were a pretty straight lace sum bitch.

766
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we used to We hung out with her

767
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 2: every day. We would hang out the front, and you know,

768
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 2: she was entertaining us.

769
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: Basically, she's drawn to Cubby, I think because she wanted

770
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: to destroy your innocence. I thought for sure she was

771
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: going to go for me, because she and I I think,

772
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: were very much alike in our lifestyle. Right. Instead, she

773
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: goes for Cubby, and most of you know the story.

774
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: The two of you start to dangle one night and

775
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: she says, pull my f and hair, and Cubby says, sorry,

776
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: I can't do that.

777
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 2: No, I can't do that at all.

778
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: So adorable.

779
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 2: I couldn't when you told me, I gave it just

780
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 2: that the tiniest of barely feel it.

781
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: She's had more punishment delivered at the beauty shop what

782
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: do they call it? The beauty parlor?

783
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: Did I? Did I ever mention this part that she

784
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 2: also wanted me to take her against the wall?

785
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

786
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 2: Remember you mentioned I remember If I brought that up before.

787
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: Her hair has taken a worse beating at the beauty parlor.

788
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: What's what's the modern way to say salon? Thank you?

789
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: I couldn't come up with what.

790
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, if she were to brush her hair, it would

791
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: be more violent, right than what I did. And that

792
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 2: was after, you know, really resisting for a while saying

793
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 2: I can't injure a.

794
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: Person when you first told me that story. I don't

795
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: know what my face showed, but it was killing me

796
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: on the inside because I would have I would have

797
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: I would have fucked, I would have hair out of

798
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: her skull. I would have done whatever she asked me

799
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: to do, all right, all right?

800
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 2: So the same person mentioned that's sent in this gender

801
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: bending photo. They said they use Google Gemini to create

802
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 2: the image, and they just set one of you. Dana.

803
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,959
Speaker 2: Oh no, you are a homely woman.

804
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 4: You kind of look like her name is Melissa?

805
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 1: Yeah you do?

806
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 4: You look like her a little bit?

807
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: All right? While you're at it, whoever this person is,

808
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: turn all of us into the opposite sex and send it.

809
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: Can I see what Dana looks like as a woman?

810
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: So this same character, the same individual, turn Dana into

811
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: a lady? I love it.

812
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 2: She has a beautiful smile though, Or you do, Dana?

813
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 2: Lady Dana?

814
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 7: Yeah?

815
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 2: What would we call a girl named Dana? Yeah?

816
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 6: What's the woman version of this name? I look like

817
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 6: a hell of a first basement in softball?

818
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 1: You do? You do?

819
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 2: You nailed it?

820
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 4: I was drinking coffee. Data do that?

821
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 2: She's already spilled it once?

822
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: Kill me?

823
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 5: All right?

824
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: You know, we apologize because we know a lot of

825
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: us can't see this, but we'll get Can we put

826
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: this stuff up on our website? Yeah?

827
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: Absolutely rules against using AI around.

828
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 4: Here that I know of. You think they would tell me.

829
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: By no means, by no means, did this listener turn

830
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: you into an ugly woman. You know, you kind of

831
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: look like a frat boy's last resort. Yeah, like two

832
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: thirty three o'clock in the morning.

833
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 7: She'll do.

834
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 6: And I can say that because I've been that. I've

835
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 6: been the male version of that last resort.

836
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 2: I've never been a first or last resort.

837
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: Or the gal just kind of pushes you down on

838
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: the couch and says, yeah, you'll do.

839
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 2: I do remember the waiting game though, like I just

840
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: got to wait the rest of these guys out. Maybe

841
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 2: I have a chance.

842
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: Sure, Or the gal just kind of looks at you

843
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: and says, get the pants off, let's let's get this

844
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: over with. I'm looking forward to this now. So if

845
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: you have the time, thank you so much for the comedy.

846
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: This listener is going to now turn who am I, Nick,

847
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: Me and Ashley into the opposite sex. Well, and we'll

848
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: see what the results end up being.

849
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 2: I wonder what you'd look like as a guy, Ashley.

850
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited.

851
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: I mean you might look really cool.

852
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 4: Actually, I hope, so I'm nervous.

853
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm just excited. I'm imagining maybe when this listener turns

854
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: me into a woman. I'm just excited to have a

855
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: full head of hair. Yeah, definitely, I haven't had that

856
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety. Let's go with the I don't know

857
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: six all right, holler at me when Ashley and I

858
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: are transformed. We're still talking about parking lots here now

859
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: in our stupid news report. Some folks go right ahead

860
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: and play with themselves in parking lots, don't they.

861
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 2: I've heard that before.

862
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: I know something is in our listing audience have probably

863
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: jacked or jilled in a damn parking lot.

864
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: Never never tried that in a vehicle anyone here.

865
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. No, no, Now, some folks find a partner

866
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: instead of a solo show. See now, this this here story.

867
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: I know where this is going to go, and I'm

868
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: apprehensive to begin the story because one or two of

869
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: you is is going to go the easy route and

870
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: make fun of one of my favorite restaurants. But I'm

871
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead anyway. In Maryland, a guy gal couple

872
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: went to jail for slamming uglies in their motor vehicle

873
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: in the parking lot of their local Applebee's restaurant.

874
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: Who would rip Appleby's? Yeah, I don't know if i've

875
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 2: ever well, I guess i've heard a nickname for it,

876
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 2: but I don't think they even meant it.

877
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: No, I didn't mean you people.

878
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, because there are those snobs out there. They're like, oh,

879
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 6: a chain or they could they just got micros back there.

880
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,280
Speaker 6: There's heating up frozen food.

881
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's delicious.

882
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: Shut. I know a few people, do you really? Oh yeah?

883
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, especially you foodies. You'd be surprised, Josh, when

884
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 1: you look at my friend group. Not an attractive bunch,

885
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: not snobby in their wardrobe.

886
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 2: There's a couple of lookers in that group. Oh, give

887
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 2: me a break, Curtis House. What's that face you? You

888
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 2: don't think that they're attractive?

889
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 7: Oh?

890
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 2: Here I go again with that word in another word, Ashley,

891
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 2: will you write me a list of alternatives to use

892
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: where I don't get myself in trouble?

893
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can do that.

894
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: You're attracted to your friend's wife, You're attracted.

895
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: She's a good looking person. Two of my guys, for

896
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 2: I enjoy their company and their aesthetics.

897
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: You're a troubled character.

898
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 2: Apparently so, but I like Applebee's.

899
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know it by looking at some of my pals,

900
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: with the way they operate, their background all of that,

901
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: but a couple of them are friggin food snobs. Food snobs,

902
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: and they roll their eyes at the thought of going

903
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: to Applebee's. All Applebee's has ever done for me personally

904
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: is dumped a delicious meal into my arrogant yap. And

905
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: all they asked for in return, Josh, was a fair price.

906
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

907
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 4: They are decently priced.

908
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 6: Are those people that hate the chain restaurants and snobs?

909
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 6: It reminds me of the time I was dating and

910
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 6: girl and we got done with the movie and we

911
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 6: wanted to bite to eat, and I suggested, Hey, well,

912
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 6: Perkins is open twenty four hours, let's hit a Perkins.

913
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,240
Speaker 6: She goes, you, Perkins is for poor people. Oh my gosh,

914
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 6: I go, well, do you know who you're dating?

915
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: I like the place. So anyways, someone called the police

916
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: when they saw this couple getting it smooth on in

917
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: the Applebee's parking lot. Word is now picture this. The

918
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: gal had her feet pressed up against the back window,

919
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: despite the fact that she was sitting in the front seat.

920
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: It was a full on pile driver.

921
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 2: Ah impressive.

922
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: Pile driver. The story tells me her name is Kanisha.

923
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: His name is James Kanisha is thirty five, James is

924
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 1: fifty eight.

925
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 4: That's a gap.

926
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 1: Here's a guy that knows how to take care of business.

927
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if there's a this was transactional in

928
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 2: some way.

929
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 3: She gets an appetizer at Applebee's.

930
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 1: Not an entre to go ahead, James get some.

931
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, she gets a burger and a margarita or something.

932
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: They were both charged with indecent exposure disorderly conduct. Just

933
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: when you think this story couldn't get any more, laser

934
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: Hot says here. It's not known if the two of

935
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: them even knew each other prior to what they call

936
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: the incident. So James might have closed this deal right

937
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: there in the restaurant the sun bitch cleaned out a

938
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: bourbon street bowl or whatever, and then he quickly negotiated

939
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: this parking lot fold off with Kenisha with shrimp carcass

940
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 1: still stuck between his teeth. That's legendary, Josh. One minute

941
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: he's licking a plate, the next minute he's, uh, all right,

942
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: just for fun, just for fun. I'm gonna go ahead

943
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 1: and tell you that in the state of Maryland, disorderly

944
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 1: conduct charges generally stem from the following. Okay, if you

945
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: want to get a disorderly conduct charge in Maryland. My

946
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: buddy house who Josh is attracted to it? Good looking

947
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: gentlemen lived in Maryland for a while. That kind of

948
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: brings the whole.

949
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: Thing anyway, handsome muscular.

950
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: Common examples of disorderly conduct in Maryland include public intoxication,

951
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: public fighting, bar fights, throwing your own poop hmm, or

952
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: engaging in excessively loud or disruptive behavior. In the case

953
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: of Kanisha and James. Disorderly conduct can also include penetrating

954
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: each other in a public parking lot. Oh and this too.

955
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: Maryland law defines indecent exposure as now listen closely to this.

956
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: Indecent exposure is when someone intentionally exposes their genitals in

957
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: a public place or to someone that would not typic

958
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: see their genitals, Josh, who quote typically sees your genitals?

959
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 2: I mean not even myself. Really, nobody sees it.

960
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: Probably just your wife, your doctor, and whoever's jogging on

961
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: that heavily wooded running trail in your.

962
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: Neighborhood, right, the doctor for sure, Yeah, all right.

963
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: In closing, examples of indecent exposure in Maryland include public

964
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: urination or defecation, flashing, streaking, eating your own poop again,

965
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: masturbation in public or mooning.

966
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 6: I kind of say, like Mooney's a lost art these days.

967
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 6: You don't hear or see about it all that out there.

968
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 2: It kind of seemed to be a thing for a while.

969
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 2: You know, maybe it is, and you know, I'm not

970
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 2: hanging out with teenagers like I did when I was

971
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,479
Speaker 2: a teenage. That's a good point, but for a while

972
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 2: it was kind of a thing.

973
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 7: Mm hm.

974
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 3: The listener that made us into the opposite sex has

975
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 3: finished the job.

976
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 4: If you guys want to check those out.

977
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 2: I saw Nick and he kind of or she look

978
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 2: at Nicole kind of looks like she could out drink

979
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 2: most guys at an Applebee's.

980
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 4: I'd have to agree. I'm a gorgeous Okay.

981
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: I have no access to this cause show I didn't.

982
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 4: See you, all right, let me, I'm gonna show you.

983
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know what? You look like you could

984
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 2: play bass and nickelback Ashley, Yeah, definitely.

985
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: All right, thank you to this. This is me who

986
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: has transformed us into the opposite sex.

987
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 2: I told you guys, I make a pretty woman.

988
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you do.

989
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 2: But Nick's the same.

990
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 1: I haven't seen myself yet, Ashley, Yeah, you're right, Josh

991
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 1: kind of looks like just your typical thirty year old guy.

992
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 4: Yeh, normal dude.

993
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: Here, he got a beard, he's got a nice hairdoo.

994
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 3: There you are, gorgeous hair on you neck, just beautiful

995
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 3: head of hair.

996
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 2: Oh, where's the nick one? The one I have. He's

997
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 2: the only one that didn't change.

998
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 3: It's it's on the top of that. It's girl with

999
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 3: the Ham's hat. She has brown hair.

1000
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,760
Speaker 1: Ashley as a dude is oh yea yeah, very handsome.

1001
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: Now this is I don't I don't understand this AI,

1002
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: because this woman, Nicole, as Josh has labeled me, is

1003
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: way prettier than I should be as a woe.

1004
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, AI is nice to you.

1005
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 3: I one time I can't remember what I used it for,

1006
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 3: but they asked if I wanted I said, like, make

1007
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: it look more realistic, and they were like, oh, you

1008
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 3: don't want it like polished and pretty, we'll take that

1009
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 3: off or whatever. So I think they usually try to

1010
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 3: make it look a little bit better.

1011
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so they made us all way prettier than we

1012
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: probably would be. Certainly me, there's no way that because

1013
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 1: that woman doesn't share any similar features with me at all.

1014
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 4: She has perfect teeth.

1015
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: She's beautiful Nicole. All right, thanks player whoever that was

1016
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: out there.

1017
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: Holy cow gosh, I want to have sex with myself,

1018
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: red butcher. Jesus just sent and in another photo of

1019
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 2: me as an ai woman.

1020
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:05,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the.

1021
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 2: Only talent I have is looking hot as a fate

1022
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 2: of woman.

1023
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: That looks exactly like what they made me to be.

1024
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 2: Oh no it doesn't. It's quite a bit different. Well, yeah,

1025
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 2: the pictures that you got it, you've got it from

1026
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 2: a distance. Maybe it does similar hair, but yeah, it

1027
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: looks a lot different.

1028
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 4: She looks like she's an FBI agent. The way she's dressed.

1029
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: We've never looked so good, every last one of us.

1030
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: All Right, what kind of time are we looking at?

1031
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: Can I get through this one? I think I can. Uh,

1032
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 1: this is a fresh one for me. I've never heard

1033
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 1: of something like this. I guess that's what makes the

1034
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: stupid news so much fun. It gives us a look

1035
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 1: into an entirely different world. There are people who do things,

1036
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: people who have ideas that would never enter my mind ever.

1037
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: And here's one again. This Southeastern United States dude was

1038
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: trying to blow his lips off. At least I think

1039
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: that's what he was trying to do. But again, I

1040
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: don't think like this. I've never heard of anything like this.

1041
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: Filthy looking dude was acting unhinged at a mall. In

1042
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: the end, they found out his name is Hugh Hugh.

1043
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: Dude looks terrible. His beard looks like a bird's nest. Anyway,

1044
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: he got caught shoplifting and then he starts with the

1045
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: cursing and swearing at everybody that crosses his path. The

1046
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: cops told him to take a friggin walk, And now

1047
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: this gets much darker and more bizarre. Hugh walks away.

1048
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: He's still cursing and screaming like a child. He walks

1049
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: over to the nearby Panera restaurant. Cops followed Hugh over

1050
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: to Panera. Hugh went into the men's john The cops

1051
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: saw that he had sat down in one of the stalls.

1052
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: They thought maybe he had gone in there to smoke

1053
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 1: some drugs. They heard the sound of a cigarette lighter

1054
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: snapping up and down like they do. But when the

1055
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: cops cracked open the door of the stall, Hugh was

1056
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: trying to light a friggin shotgun slug that he had

1057
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: in his mouth. What what the balls are you doing? Son?

1058
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 5: Uh?

1059
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: Trying to make the slug fire? So was he trying

1060
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: to fire it into his own yap? Was he trying

1061
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: to get it to fire outwards at the cops? I

1062
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: have no idea either way. If it worked, he was

1063
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: likely going to blow his face all over the walls

1064
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: of that bathroom. The cops slapped the slug out of

1065
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: his mouth hole like a parent would do if their

1066
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: child had a cigarette, and the cops slapped it out

1067
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: of his mouth. They took him away, hopefully far away,

1068
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: because this dude scares me, Hugh does. And there was

1069
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: some talk of mental health assistance for you here at

1070
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: the end of the idea. And again I can get

1071
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: you through the address if you like, But there's a

1072
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: conversation here about mental health assistance.

1073
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1074
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 2: I think he could probably use talking to somebody to listen.

1075
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of anything like that in your life?

1076
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: No, it's news to me. I did hear about something

1077
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,479
Speaker 2: terrible that happened in a Panera bathroom? Wants a friend

1078
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,720
Speaker 2: of mine admitted he did something. He committed an act

1079
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 2: with himself in a Panera bathroom, gave himself a little

1080
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 2: humper Nickel there at the Panera.

1081
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: Humper Nickel, What the hell?

1082
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 2: He said it was? He just had to It was

1083
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 2: an emergency at Panera. At Panera? Is this like a

1084
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 2: family place?

1085
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,720
Speaker 1: Is this the guy with the attractive wife?

1086
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 2: Different guy?

1087
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: Is this the guy friend of yours? That all he

1088
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: ever wants to do with you was talk about sex?

1089
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: Different guy? Different guy.

1090
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, cranking and panero at Panera, but with the with

1091
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 6: the smell of soup and bread, you know, Yeah, anytime

1092
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 6: I go there, a bunch of old people having coffee

1093
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 6: and he's in there whiling away at himself.

1094
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, he said. It didn't take too long.

1095
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: It's terrible. It's terrible.

1096
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 2: He said.

1097
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 1: It was on that. You know.

1098
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 2: It's like, you know how like some people have a

1099
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 2: code brown. This was a code you know, pick a

1100
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 2: pick of color here. He had to get it going.

1101
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 7: That's I'm never gonna feel comfortable again.

1102
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 2: Well, I certainly tainted Panera for me a little bit.

1103
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 6: And sitting there like, is there somebody masturbade in that

1104
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,319
Speaker 6: bathroom right now?

1105
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,399
Speaker 1: What the hell's wrong with you? Josh? What did I do?

1106
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: Sports On the ninety three Eggs Half Lass Morning Show,

1107
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: Circle Works past storm cut off by Terasako twenty.

1108
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 7: To go Coffield Star.

1109
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 1: That's the one guy in wants get to shoot the pot. Yeah.

1110
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: The Pigs lost a heartbreak last night up there in

1111
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 1: Quebec they did. Who was it? Was it Pat Benatar

1112
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: that came at us with that song back and I'm

1113
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and say, uh, I'm gonna say nineteen

1114
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 1: eighty or eighty one heartbreaker love taker, this and that

1115
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: better get your lyrics this and you're a heartbreaker dream maker.

1116
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: I think that was Pat Benatar. Uh Yeah, Montreal Canadians

1117
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: beat him four to three, fifteen seconds left. Dude scores

1118
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: the freaking game winner. Ah, that's that kick right in

1119
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: the pills. The Detroit Red Wings play here tomorrow night.

1120
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: The Wolves pissed their pants last night in Salt Lake City,

1121
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: freaking angered the hell out of me. Same old song

1122
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: and dance with a golden Gopher basketball team. I mean

1123
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: they play well, they play well enough to win, they

1124
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: come up short.

1125
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:52,919
Speaker 6: And go go for but cann't that work?

1126
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: Shut up?

1127
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 2: What you love him?

1128
00:57:55,760 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: I love PJ, but I can't do that anymore, all Right,

1129
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 1: I I lost my cool. I do love PGA very much,

1130
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 1: and tell you what. We got plenty more to cover.

1131
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: At seven thirty. Randy Shaver will be here, Brad Ryder

1132
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: will be here, and we can give folks that big

1133
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: Jimmy Garappolo news that we were hinting at earlier, Right, Josh,

1134
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: that's right, it's pretty big.

1135
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 2: We don't talk about him enough.

1136
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 1: No, Jimmy Garappolo news is on the horizon, Josh, and

1137
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: his report is coming up next half.

1138
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 2: Fast Morning Show ninety three X.

1139
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 3: I would be highly surprised if there was under three

1140
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 3: or four hundred victims when this is all said. Find

1141
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 3: a different hobby or pastime, maybe a less expensive one.

1142
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1143
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 2: Deputies finally nailed a Florida man for throwing lots of

1144
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 2: them into the street. Fifty one year old Felix YOU'RESTI

1145
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: has been arrested after throwing hundreds of nails into the

1146
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 2: road at almost thirty different occasions.

1147
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:01,440
Speaker 1: He Sarah, I forgot the term my microphone on what's

1148
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: bothering this guy? Job?

1149
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: You know, they haven't quite said what his issue is.

1150
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 2: He hates tires. He was taken into custody last Tuesday

1151
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 2: after deputies caught him mid misdeed pitching hardware under the

1152
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 2: road about fifteen miles east of Tampa, a stretch that

1153
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 2: had apparently become his preferred dumping ground. As an investigation

1154
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 2: and urest he began in September, a call came in

1155
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 2: saying hundreds of nails were scattered across a number of roads.

1156
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: He pissed some people off.

1157
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 2: Police, vowing at the time they wouldn't you're resty until

1158
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 2: they made an arrest. Ee, let's take that out of

1159
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 2: the podcast. Over the next five months, twenty seven additional

1160
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 2: incidents cropped up in the same area, each one adding

1161
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 2: another prickly footnote to a growing police file. Police finally

1162
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 2: got their guy after they say the middle aged weirdo

1163
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 2: exited his pick up and placed nails under the road.

1164
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 2: A search of Ureste's vehicle had found nails. The nail

1165
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: in the coffin deputy discovered the same roofing nails used

1166
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 2: in previous locations, stored in a large bucket on the

1167
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 2: back seat. Probably a ram driver.

1168
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 1: Probably.

1169
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: Police offered no motive for the bizarre crimes. Yeah, I'd

1170
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 2: like to know what his issue is.

1171
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: He's just lost his friggin mind, like a lot of

1172
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 1: us are doing these days.

1173
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 2: Taking it out on folks that have nothing to do

1174
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 2: with whatever his gripe is. Getting in a car accident

1175
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 2: can make for a bad day. However, things can get

1176
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 2: even worse if your vehicle is stolen from the crash site,

1177
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 2: and even more so if the thief is a man

1178
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 2: masquerading as the tow truck driver. Shortly after the collision,

1179
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 2: a man driving a white tow truck pulled up without

1180
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 2: being called. He told the SUV's driver to step aside

1181
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 2: so he could hook up the damaged vehicle.

1182
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: Step aside, butt lord, look out.

1183
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 2: The owner refused, saying he was waiting for law enforcement.

1184
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,959
Speaker 2: According to the Florida Highway Patrol, the tow truck driver

1185
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 2: answered by telling him, you don't have a choice, So

1186
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 2: the faux toebro connected the suv and drove away.

1187
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: You mean I don't have a frigging choice.

1188
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 2: No choice. Authorities later located him in a neighboring city. There,

1189
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 2: he claimed the SUV's owner and a highway helper had

1190
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 2: told him to move the vehicle. They claim both later disputed.

1191
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 2: The Patrol said the man admitted he had been listening

1192
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 2: to police scanners and responding to reported crashes. He also

1193
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 2: acknowledged that his driver's license was suspended and that he

1194
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 2: had told the victims SUV one.

1195
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: Of those guys who whax off while listening to the

1196
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: police blotterer.

1197
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 2: Well, he was doing it to steal vehicles and collect

1198
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 2: money that wasn't do to him. So he was waiting

1199
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,680
Speaker 2: to hear for an accident and said, I'm going to

1200
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 2: show up with my tow truck and get myself a

1201
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 2: new ride.

1202
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet he whacks off.

1203
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 2: Probably, yeah, everybody does except for me. Troopers noted the

1204
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 2: same tow truck had been stopped too much guilt stopped

1205
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 2: in December for similar issues, suggesting a pattern of similar

1206
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 2: criminal behavior. The man was charged with grand theft, auto

1207
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 2: solicitation by an unauthorized wrecker operator, and obstruction. I mean,

1208
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 2: I've done it before, but I feel guilty about it.

1209
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 2: The truck itself, purchased last year from a legitimate towing company,

1210
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 2: was seized, bringing the short lived towing Empire to a stop.

1211
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: Well that's sleazy and wrong. It is talking about your masturbation.

1212
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: I know.

1213
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 2: That's why I refused to do it. Thorti's arrested a

1214
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 2: Miami woman who ordered a lift ride driver and then

1215
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 2: lifted the driver's ride. Just after eight forty five pm Monday,

1216
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 2: the twelfth, investigators with the South Miami Police Department set

1217
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 2: a lift. Driver arrived at a Family Dollar to pick

1218
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 2: up a woman later identified as Lindsey Josephsburg. The thirty

1219
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 2: seven year old soon to be kr thief asked the

1220
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 2: driver to help her load some bags into his Honda.

1221
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 2: As he walked to the back of the car, she

1222
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 2: moved to the front, climbed in the driver's seat, and

1223
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 2: took off. Tracking her didn't take long. The driver's cell

1224
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 2: phone was still inside the vehicle, so investigators used to

1225
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 2: find my iPhone to locate it the phone pinged at

1226
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 2: her address. Rather than assume she would do her civic

1227
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 2: duty and turn herself in for stealing the Honda on

1228
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 2: her own accord, police brought justice to Josenberg, taking her

1229
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 2: into custody, bringing the Odyssea incident to a close. She

1230
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 2: admitted that she stole the vehicle, but that wasn't the

1231
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 2: end of her legal trouble. Officers searching her purse found

1232
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 2: a pink glass pipe with suspected cocaine residue and a

1233
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 2: Xanax bill. She also wasn't legally allowed to pilot a

1234
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: vehicle in the first place, and her license had been

1235
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 2: suspended for more than two years due to previous offenses.

1236
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: Wowf her.

1237
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not a very good person. Speaking of Honda,

1238
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 2: a newly commissioned study from The Automaker suggests that over

1239
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 2: a lifetime, the average driver logs enough pavement to circle

1240
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 2: the globe sixty three times.

1241
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 4: That's fun to.

1242
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 2: Reach that figure. Folks at Honda surveyed two thousand drivers

1243
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 2: and added it all up. By their account, motorists accumulate

1244
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 2: more than one point five million miles behind the wheel,

1245
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 2: which the study notes is the rough equivalent of three

1246
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 2: round trips to the moon. The survey also sketched out

1247
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 2: the average pattern of ownership. Most drivers moved through five

1248
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 2: different vehicles over a lifetime, handing over their keys about

1249
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 2: every five years fifteen percent by their first car at

1250
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 2: age seventeen, inn early introduction to a long relationship with

1251
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 2: insurance premiums. Along the way, fuel tanks get filled an

1252
01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 2: average of thirteen hundred and sixty times, and at least

1253
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 2: in my case, that stretch includes getting sick off a

1254
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 2: gas station hard boiled eggs at least once, but going

1255
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 2: back for more. If all that mileage adds up to

1256
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 2: a lifetime spent behind the wheel, it might be good

1257
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 2: to know where the time is actually most pleasant. Another

1258
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 2: survey with the ranked every state from the best place

1259
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 2: to drive to the worst. The rankings were based on

1260
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 2: thirty one different factors, including gas and insurance prices, traffic, weather,

1261
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 2: road quality, et cetera. The ten best states for driving

1262
01:04:54,920 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 2: were Vermont, Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, Indiana, Florida, Alabama, Tennessee, North CA, Carolina,

1263
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 2: and Minnesota. The ten worst were Hawaii, Washington, Montana, California,

1264
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:10,480
Speaker 2: Maryland to Colorado, Missouri, New Hampshire, Nevada, and Pennsylvania. North

1265
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 2: Dakota and South Dakota finished just one point behind Minnesota.

1266
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 2: Illinois landed about three points behind in Wisconsin finished five

1267
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 2: points worse than Minnesota.

1268
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 1: You guys have taken a lot of road trips, right,

1269
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 1: bottom line? Bottom line? Is there a copy? We do

1270
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: a lot of driving, seems that way, Yeah, taking a

1271
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: lot of road trips. Have you what named the road

1272
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: trip that you've taken, maybe even more than once that

1273
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: just feels really long, only feels yeah, yeah, because like,

1274
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,400
Speaker 1: for instance, I've taken much longer road trips. But for

1275
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 1: whatever reason, every time I've driven to Walker it felt

1276
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: like a lifetime. I was going between Brainerd and Walker.

1277
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 2: It's because you know when we used to drive up

1278
01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 2: that way. Yeah, yeah that For whatever reason, it.

1279
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: Does between Brainerd and Walker. To me, it feels like

1280
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: a friggid lifetime. And I can't explain why.

1281
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 2: A close second for me would be Sue Falls.

1282
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 1: But wow, Wow, Sue Falls.

1283
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,439
Speaker 2: That one that comes to mind for sure.

1284
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 1: Why is that? Is it some? Is there some kind

1285
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: of Bermuda triangle up there or something?

1286
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 2: I don't know how to describe.

1287
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 4: Are you usually excited to be going there?

1288
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: No?

1289
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought maybe that that has something to do

1290
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 3: with it.

1291
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: No, maybe when I went, Maybe when I went to

1292
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 1: see the Moon Dance Jam up there once or twice.

1293
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: Maybe then I was excited.

1294
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 2: About Well, I've heard that's a good time.

1295
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's not necessarily the most mileage. She just

1296
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 1: feels a little longer than it should.

1297
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 2: India's serial killing bull and Elephant remains on the loose.

1298
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 2: I can't get this thing.

1299
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what I know.

1300
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 4: It's awful that people are dying, but this elephant is hilarious.

1301
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 2: It's amazing. The thing's giant, and they can't get it

1302
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 2: one more time with this one bull elephant. Remember we

1303
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,200
Speaker 2: talked about the serial killer.

1304
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: Oh, he's stomping folks to dust.

1305
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 2: In India and he's still on the loose. He's responsible

1306
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 2: for the murder of nearly two dozen people. Oh no,

1307
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 2: injuring several more.

1308
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 4: Is he's still going yeah, still killing?

1309
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 2: He tides out in the jungle or whatever, good, wildlife

1310
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 2: officials say. The attacks began at random New Year's Day.

1311
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 2: A couple and their two children sadly were trampled to

1312
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 2: death while they slept. Since then, the toll attributed to

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01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 2: Trunk the ripper has continued to climb, and every attempt

1314
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 2: to capture the serial killing pacoderm has thus far failed.

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01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 2: This is an unprecedented situation. It's the first time such

1316
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,760
Speaker 2: a pattern of fatalities has been linked to a single

1317
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 2: male elephant in the region. The divisional forest officer set

1318
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 2: of the elephant attacks during an interview with the BBC

1319
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 2: on the elephone. The officer added that if circumstances allow,

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01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 2: officials would prefer to trace the animal, capture it and

1321
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 2: return it safely into the wild, rather than resorting to

1322
01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 2: lethal measures. Still, the available options appear to be narrowing,

1323
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 2: and officials so far haven't been up to the tusk.

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01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:08,240
Speaker 2: Asian bull elephants typically stand between six and twelve feet tall,

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01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 2: way anywhere from three to seven tons. Officials said, this

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01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 2: particular elephant is young, agile, and horny.

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01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, so is that what he's doing? He's

1328
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 1: this is all his pent up sexual aggression.

1329
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they think it's it's not just you know, he's horny,

1330
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,759
Speaker 2: and then it adds to uh right, just aggression in general.

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01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,720
Speaker 1: Like your buddy in high school when he didn't get

1332
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: laid during the week. He's going to start a fight

1333
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: at the keg party on Friday night.

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01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 2: The wildlife official said. It now has elevated testosterone. Seemed

1335
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 2: to be all horned up. Oh no, And so there's

1336
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,879
Speaker 2: increased aggression and they say that can last between fifteen

1337
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 2: and twenty days.

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01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:46,439
Speaker 1: Well, here we are.

1339
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 2: This is the twenty first day since he went on

1340
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 2: his rampage.

1341
01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 1: That's got to be horrifying up there.

1342
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,240
Speaker 2: Well, I can't even imagine. And a confusingly, do you have.

1343
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 4: To watch out for an elephant attack?

1344
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,599
Speaker 1: I think I asked you this question the first time

1345
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: you brought it up, But we talked about a neighborhood

1346
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:03,759
Speaker 1: where they live in grass, mud huts and whatnot.

1347
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 2: Pretty much from my understanding.

1348
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 1: Oh, it's got to be horrifying.

1349
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 6: Death by elephant would suck, But I think some of

1350
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 6: my friends and family will get a kick out of it.

1351
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know all the guy that died by

1352
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:13,800
Speaker 2: the yelp.

1353
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'd give them a good story on my

1354
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 7: way out.

1355
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 2: Officials have also noted that the animal may have strayed

1356
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 2: from its herd. If captured, the plan would be to

1357
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 2: relocate it and allow it to rejoin other elephants deeper

1358
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 2: in the forest.

1359
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad they're not like holding it against him, like,

1360
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 3: you know what, We're just going to reroute you.

1361
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 7: Why can't we just get this elephant laid?

1362
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 2: Are you volunteering your services?

1363
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what. What do you know a telephone

1364
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 1: number to dial on it? It's now clear.

1365
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 2: While tracking data briefly suggested a suspect was dragging his

1366
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 2: butt across the carpet, authority searching for a man who

1367
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 2: missed a court appearance in New York last week discovered

1368
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 2: he vanished after leaving his court ordered GPS ankle monitor

1369
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 2: buckled to a dog. Lamont Holmes was scheduled to appear

1370
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 2: before an Albany Court judge for a hearing ahead of

1371
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:09,880
Speaker 2: his January twenty seventh sentencing and weapons charges. When he

1372
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:13,160
Speaker 2: failed to show, the Probation Department alerted the judge that

1373
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 2: Holmes cut off his ankle monitor and fastened it to

1374
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 2: the dog. The trail picked up the following Tuesday morning,

1375
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 2: when a local TV station reported a woman spotted a

1376
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 2: dog running loose. A vet later noticed the ankle monitor

1377
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 2: attached to the paroled in retriever's collar and contacted police.

1378
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 1: The paroled in retriever, Yeah, Ashley made me do that. Yeah.

1379
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 4: Sorry.

1380
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:39,559
Speaker 2: Investigators have not said whether Holmes owns the dog, and

1381
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,640
Speaker 2: it remains unclear whether he'll face additional charges. Oh I

1382
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:43,679
Speaker 2: bet they'll charge him.

1383
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 4: For that somebody somebody else's dog he found.

1384
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, wouldn't that be something dog Cormier.

1385
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 3: You know, Golden retrievers, just happy little idiots running around.

1386
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 2: In entertainment news this morning, Universal is pressing the accelerators,

1387
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 2: rapping an old favorite and making room for something built

1388
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,599
Speaker 2: one quarter track at a time.

1389
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: Where is this fast and furious again? Yep. Oh really, yep,

1390
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 1: it was a lucky guest.

1391
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 2: Universal Orlando Resort is greenlit its next high octane build,

1392
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,920
Speaker 2: announcing plants to debut a new roller coaster titled Fast

1393
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 2: and Furious Hollywood Drift, expected to open next year.

1394
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:24,599
Speaker 7: I would obviously go check that out.

1395
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right.

1396
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:30,719
Speaker 2: Finally something corny associated with the Fast and Furious movie franchise. Meanwhile,

1397
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 2: Amazon is leaning into bunker doors and moral dilemmas, pulling

1398
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:38,440
Speaker 2: bless You, pulling reality TV into a post apocalyptic sandbox.

1399
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 2: Prime Video is rolling out a new reality competition series

1400
01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:46,599
Speaker 2: titled Fallout Shelter, drawing from the Fallout video game and

1401
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,759
Speaker 2: streaming series.

1402
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:49,639
Speaker 4: That sounds pretty cool.

1403
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,439
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe, well, actually I probably won't watch.

1404
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 7: Is it just people living in a follow shelter so

1405
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 7: you can last the longest?

1406
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 2: It's yeah, stuff like that. You gotta work together and

1407
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,600
Speaker 2: you know, and we talked about this earlier. There is

1408
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:06,200
Speaker 2: proof that even space legends have earthly priorities. Ninety four

1409
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:09,560
Speaker 2: year old actor William Shatner was spotted in Los Angeles

1410
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 2: conducting what appeared to be a solo mission through a

1411
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 2: bowl of cereal while behind the wheel. Photographer has caught

1412
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 2: the former Captain Kirk paused at a stop light, boldly

1413
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:21,720
Speaker 2: going deep into a bowl of cereal, navigating breakfast and

1414
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 2: stopping at a red light at the same time.

1415
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 1: I'm just happy he's still alive and eating.

1416
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:29,080
Speaker 2: Me too, and he looks he looks really happy.

1417
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:33,120
Speaker 1: Tonight on Plastic Surgery, Maybe, yeah, it could be.

1418
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 5: It could be.

1419
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:37,639
Speaker 2: Tonight on FX and Hulu, the series premiere of The Beauty.

1420
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 2: Evan Peters and Rebecca Hall are FBI agents investigating the

1421
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 2: deaths of supermodels and a conspiracy leading back to a

1422
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 2: trillion dollar empire run by Ashley's middle school crush, Ashton Kutcher.

1423
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,839
Speaker 4: Oh no way, And did you say Evan Peters?

1424
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to think for him.

1425
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1426
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:55,759
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1427
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,679
Speaker 2: Oh You're not going to be able to control yourself.

1428
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 4: I'm so excited.

1429
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 2: Despite the rumors to the contrary, Ashton Kutcher is coming clean,

1430
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 2: making it clear this week that he does practice good hygiene,

1431
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,519
Speaker 2: four years after he and his wife Miela Cunis faced

1432
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,639
Speaker 2: scrutiny over remarks that implied they don't shower very often.

1433
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:16,320
Speaker 3: I love that that's going on for so long. After

1434
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 3: they came out with that, people were just like, ew, no,

1435
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 3: we're not doing that.

1436
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 2: And he's frustrated by it.

1437
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 1: So he's saying, come on.

1438
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 4: You can't say something like that and expect everyone to

1439
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 4: be like, oh, all right.

1440
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,559
Speaker 1: He's saying that was never true, or he's saying, now

1441
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:31,759
Speaker 1: I shower myself.

1442
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:36,559
Speaker 2: No, he's saying that people misunderstood. In July twenty twenty one,

1443
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 2: Coon Has told Dak Shepherd on his Armchair Expert podcast

1444
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 2: she didn't wash her children every day. I wasn't that

1445
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 2: parent that bathed my newborns ever, she said. The couple

1446
01:13:47,439 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 2: then went on to discuss their own bathing habits. I

1447
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,160
Speaker 2: washed my armpits and my crotch daily and nothing else ever,

1448
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 2: Cutcher said at the time, now he's walking back those

1449
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 2: comments a bit, saying they were taken out a context

1450
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:02,719
Speaker 2: at the time and he is in fact sufficiently washed.

1451
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,720
Speaker 4: I mean that's kind of what I do.

1452
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,680
Speaker 3: I don't wash my hair every day, so I just

1453
01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:10,160
Speaker 3: take like, I don't know, I just washed the bottom parts,

1454
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 3: that's it.

1455
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 2: Like neck down.

1456
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1457
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to wash your hair

1458
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:17,200
Speaker 2: every day.

1459
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 4: No, it's not good for you.

1460
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean I don't know. You say you

1461
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 2: only wash your armpits and crotch and nothing else ever,

1462
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 2: quote unquote. I could see why somebody might take that

1463
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 2: as you might not be showering every day.

1464
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,519
Speaker 1: As long as you don't clean out a room when

1465
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 1: you walk into the damn thing, I don't care what

1466
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:33,160
Speaker 1: you do.

1467
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, on this tour for the Beauty Again, that's debuting

1468
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 2: tonight on FX and Hulu. His co star said, Yeah,

1469
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 2: the guy's as clean as can be. We don't worry

1470
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,439
Speaker 2: about it. He's not disgusting to work with.

1471
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 7: Just so really this got cleared up.

1472
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's been tired to answer the question last four years.

1473
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure, what are you some kind of filth

1474
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:56,759
Speaker 1: pile or what's your problem? Ashton Kusher. He's playing an

1475
01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:01,840
Speaker 1: evil character in this series. It appears so might be interesting. Huh.

1476
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:05,000
Speaker 2: Basketball great Hakim Elijah won sixty three today.

1477
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:07,719
Speaker 1: Oh kid the dream my favorite of all time.

1478
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 2: Golf Great Jack Nicholas eighty six in That's ninety three X.

1479
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 10: News, Randy Shaver and Brad Riders on The Half Ass

1480
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 10: Morning Show.

1481
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 8: And here jumps Bob Rovsky, Oh the way down the ice,

1482
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 8: look out, every Go jumps the Mitz bub Rovsky goes

1483
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 8: after Nadilkovich.

1484
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:27,320
Speaker 1: Hi.

1485
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:32,600
Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, Sarah gave Bobrovsky came two hundred feet to

1486
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:35,920
Speaker 8: throw punches with Alex Nvdelkovich.

1487
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,559
Speaker 1: They both go tumbling to the ice. Oh, you don't

1488
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: see this very often. Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder, what's

1489
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:43,800
Speaker 1: going on?

1490
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:47,200
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, good morning, Hello.

1491
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,840
Speaker 1: Welcome to the program. Fellas. There was a goalie fight

1492
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,280
Speaker 1: a night or two ago.

1493
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,040
Speaker 2: That's always fun to see.

1494
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,479
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. I'm told it was the first goalie

1495
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:58,280
Speaker 1: fight in five years in the National Hockey League.

1496
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,120
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what makes it so fun, and so it's

1497
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 2: cool just to see the reaction of the teammates. You know,

1498
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 2: they're so excited about it.

1499
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:10,920
Speaker 1: They were cracking up. They really were, partially because it

1500
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 1: wasn't the greatest fistfight you've ever seen in your life.

1501
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:15,640
Speaker 2: I was kind of surprised how bad it was.

1502
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 1: I agree, they loved that the goalies stood up for

1503
01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:22,000
Speaker 1: the club. But you saw a few boys on both

1504
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: benches roaring with laughter because you've ever seen I'm trying

1505
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:30,000
Speaker 1: to picture what animal ement like when a couple of

1506
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: deer get up on their hind legs and kind of

1507
01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:38,200
Speaker 1: slap front hoofs, you know, like a little territory. That's

1508
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 1: kind of what these two goalies came up with. It

1509
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:42,760
Speaker 1: was a lot of kind of hand slapping and the.

1510
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:43,679
Speaker 7: All those pads.

1511
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,400
Speaker 6: It's like trying to get you a fistfight wearing one

1512
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:46,599
Speaker 6: of those Suamon costumes.

1513
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,639
Speaker 1: You gotta get the gear smooth off. Yeah, I think. Yeah,

1514
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:54,000
Speaker 1: if the goalies really want to get at it, take

1515
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 1: off the top layer. You know, you're right though.

1516
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 2: It wasn't the greatest showing, but it was still an

1517
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,160
Speaker 2: entertaining gets a kick out of.

1518
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,800
Speaker 1: It, the teammates.

1519
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 10: Get a couple of kickers went at it.

1520
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 1: In football, Yeah, has that ever happened? No, there's never

1521
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,880
Speaker 1: been a kicker on kicker fist fight on a National

1522
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 1: Football League field.

1523
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,280
Speaker 2: But now, because if somebody rushed on to the field

1524
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 2: that that'd be some pretty big trouble.

1525
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,200
Speaker 1: Now that you brought it up, I would like to

1526
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 1: see two kickers get in a fist fight. Let's let's

1527
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,559
Speaker 1: go with that to settle some of these regular season

1528
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,520
Speaker 1: ball games instead of overtime.

1529
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 2: I already forgot, which I only was able to, unfortunately,

1530
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:35,400
Speaker 2: just watch little bits of each game over the weekend,

1531
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 2: which team has the guy they call the thicker kicker.

1532
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 5: Oh, that's the Rams.

1533
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,040
Speaker 2: That was pretty funny.

1534
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he kicked the game winner for the Rams.

1535
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:49,400
Speaker 1: He's not built like your typical place kicker.

1536
01:17:49,479 --> 01:17:50,519
Speaker 2: No, he doesn't look.

1537
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 10: Like an athlete to kick him like other people.

1538
01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. So there was a goalie fight the other night. Gee,

1539
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:04,360
Speaker 1: these these friggin' names. Sergei Bobrovsky, I've heard that over

1540
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:07,320
Speaker 1: and over again. That was the Florida goaltender who fought

1541
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,679
Speaker 1: the other night. You know, I've heard his name multiple

1542
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:12,720
Speaker 1: times because of the success the Panthers have had. The

1543
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 1: other guy, San Jose Sharks goaltender Alex Knit Knit, knitted jerkoff.

1544
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:24,280
Speaker 1: Need a jerkoff? Yeah, need a jerk Alex needed jerkoff

1545
01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 1: was the other goaltender. Bro Bible for fun, bro Bible

1546
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:33,920
Speaker 1: put together a list of the that their idea for

1547
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,080
Speaker 1: the greatest eleven goalie fights in NHL history. Now, I'm

1548
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:43,559
Speaker 1: sure they're completely unaware of quite a few goalie fights

1549
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,240
Speaker 1: that have happened over the years, but just if you

1550
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:49,400
Speaker 1: just want to look it up, Uh, there's some recognizable

1551
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:51,640
Speaker 1: names in here. Ray Emery's in here a couple of

1552
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 1: times didn't that poor guy die young somehow terribly? Can

1553
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: someone look that up? Or am I thinking to somebody else?

1554
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:03,320
Speaker 1: I want to say Ray Emery checked out Young for

1555
01:19:03,479 --> 01:19:07,519
Speaker 1: some terrible reason. But he could throw hands. Good fighter

1556
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:13,880
Speaker 1: for a goaltender. They mentioned Carrie Price Tim Thomas a

1557
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:18,439
Speaker 1: couple of times. You get Avalanche red wing goalie fights

1558
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 1: mentioned here in the article from their rivalry in the

1559
01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:24,680
Speaker 1: late nineties. You got Patrick Wah versus Chris Osgood. You

1560
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,679
Speaker 1: got Patrick Wah versus Mike Vernon.

1561
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 2: Looks like go ahead, try Vandy.

1562
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,760
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say, I have to imagine there's

1563
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:37,000
Speaker 5: been a goalie goalie Tusseles way back when too, back

1564
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,639
Speaker 5: in the old days. Oh yeah, in the NHL, probably

1565
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:41,120
Speaker 5: a lot more than yeah.

1566
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:45,479
Speaker 1: Later Felix Potvin, which was he was such a great

1567
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,880
Speaker 1: goaltender for the Maple Leafs in the early nineties and

1568
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:51,600
Speaker 1: the Maple Leafs that was their last great chance for

1569
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,599
Speaker 1: a Stanley Cup was in the early nineties, and Felix

1570
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,600
Speaker 1: Potvin was a big part of that. One of the

1571
01:19:56,680 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 1: fights that made this top eleven goalie fight is Felix

1572
01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:04,400
Speaker 1: Potfinn versus Ron Hexstall. And I've told you guys ron

1573
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 1: Hexstall stories in the past. In nineteen eighty five, Ron

1574
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 1: Hexstall could have handed me a gun and said let's fight,

1575
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 1: and I would have said, no, you know what I mean,

1576
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:17,800
Speaker 1: even with a weapon. In no way. Ron Hexstall was

1577
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:21,840
Speaker 1: such a frightening, frightening guy. I wouldn't have even agreed

1578
01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:24,600
Speaker 1: to fight him if he gave me a weapon. So

1579
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,840
Speaker 1: if he's wanted to check that out, that's pretty good stuff.

1580
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 1: Uh oh oh. So back to Anita Jerkoff, the goaltender

1581
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:37,880
Speaker 1: for San Jose who was part of that fight the

1582
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:41,800
Speaker 1: other night. In his career, he has scored a goal.

1583
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:47,439
Speaker 1: That's great. There aren't many goaltenders that can say that.

1584
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: He has registered and assist not as rare, but and

1585
01:20:53,040 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 1: now the other night was his first fighting major, so yes,

1586
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:01,920
Speaker 1: Randy's got the hat trick. Nita Jerkoff is the fifth

1587
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,920
Speaker 1: goaltender in NHL history with a goal assist at a

1588
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,559
Speaker 1: fighting major in his career.

1589
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 7: That's cool.

1590
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:13,240
Speaker 1: The others Billy Smith almost as scary as Ron Hextall.

1591
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,200
Speaker 1: Billy Smith, new York Islanders goaltender back in the day.

1592
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,799
Speaker 1: Ron Hextall is on this list along with Chris Osgod,

1593
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,519
Speaker 1: who was mentioned a minute ago, and Mike Smith. Some

1594
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,680
Speaker 1: of these might remember Mike Smith, big tall goaltender for

1595
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,439
Speaker 1: the Dallas Stars Edmonton Oilers back in the day, So

1596
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:32,920
Speaker 1: Needa Jerkoff got into the record books. With all this said,

1597
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,400
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Speaker 1: Taka tig welding. Jesus texted in and this is I

1612
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,200
Speaker 1: mean no offense. Taka Tig welding Jesus. But this is

1613
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,320
Speaker 1: the most obvious statement of the day. He says goalie

1614
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,840
Speaker 1: fights are a million times more entertaining than baseball fights. Well, yeah,

1615
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:32,720
Speaker 1: baseball fights are the dumbest thing going in all of

1616
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:33,799
Speaker 1: professional sports.

1617
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 5: Unless Tommy Lesorta was involved, then I would say baseball fights.

1618
01:22:39,479 --> 01:22:41,799
Speaker 1: Have a little bit more humor to him if Tommy

1619
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:46,080
Speaker 1: is there, If Tommy, it's gonna add or if Don

1620
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,519
Speaker 1: Zimmer gets thrown onto his fat head, Yes that was

1621
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:54,920
Speaker 1: awesome then, but baseball fights are just the dumbest I

1622
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:59,800
Speaker 1: can't stand that anymore. Where everybody rushes in the bullpen

1623
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:03,400
Speaker 1: the hole shmeir and then they just jaw jack. It's

1624
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:04,759
Speaker 1: so frigging blame.

1625
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:09,080
Speaker 5: Actually, I would argue that back in the day, manage

1626
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:13,240
Speaker 5: your arguments with umpires are more entertaining than the actual

1627
01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:16,960
Speaker 5: fights between players. Oh, by a landslide, I would say,

1628
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:21,040
Speaker 5: the earl weaver, turn your hat around, Joe Tory, kick

1629
01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:27,000
Speaker 5: the dirt on the home plate, ron garden higher. Oh yeah,

1630
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,000
Speaker 5: turning red.

1631
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:31,719
Speaker 1: I mean, way more entertaining than watching both teams gather

1632
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:33,080
Speaker 1: at the mound.

1633
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,920
Speaker 10: And baseball fights might be more entertaining if they implemented

1634
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 10: the basketball rule that you can't leave the bench. Yes,

1635
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,640
Speaker 10: if if you couldn't leave the dugout and you just

1636
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:47,200
Speaker 10: let two guys go one on one on the baseball field,

1637
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,280
Speaker 10: that might be okay. But by the time you to

1638
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:51,600
Speaker 10: your point. But the time everybody gets out there, all

1639
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,759
Speaker 10: they do is dance around and jaw jack.

1640
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:56,479
Speaker 1: And to see two guys square up, just one on

1641
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 1: one on a bolt, the hell, Yes, that'd be outstanding.

1642
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,800
Speaker 1: I'd like to see someone kick that what's that the

1643
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 1: big strong guy, what's his name? I'd like to see

1644
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:10,640
Speaker 1: someone beat his ass. Mickey what's the twin that we

1645
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:13,840
Speaker 1: just released, Mickey gasper versus Pete Alonzo. That's what I

1646
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:17,479
Speaker 1: want to see one on one. Well, here's another text.

1647
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:19,400
Speaker 1: What would I'd rather see a baseball fight or a

1648
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:23,439
Speaker 1: basketball fight? Any fights better than a baseball fight. Any fight.

1649
01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:29,280
Speaker 1: In basketball, they throw legit punches at each other. They wait. Well, yeah,

1650
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,760
Speaker 1: I mean they're not the greatest spistfighters in the world,

1651
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 1: like those goalies we saw the other night. But I

1652
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:37,360
Speaker 1: mean in basketball, at least they will get nose to

1653
01:24:37,479 --> 01:24:40,720
Speaker 1: nose and throw hands. In baseball they never do it ever,

1654
01:24:41,439 --> 01:24:46,439
Speaker 1: So any fight's better than a baseball fight. The Pigs

1655
01:24:46,479 --> 01:24:51,080
Speaker 1: lost a heartbreaker last night playing at the Montreal Canadians

1656
01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 1: home rink. I watched a good amount of that hockey game.

1657
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:59,519
Speaker 1: The Canadians are slick. They moved that puck around very well,

1658
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:02,440
Speaker 1: and the Bigs played well again without a few regulars.

1659
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 1: Game tied at three. I would have bet my life

1660
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:08,040
Speaker 1: that were they were going to go to overtime, because

1661
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:10,760
Speaker 1: that's what the Man Bear Pig specialized in, is overtime.

1662
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:15,479
Speaker 1: But the Canadian scored with fifteen some odds seconds left

1663
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:19,360
Speaker 1: to win the sum bitch clean four to three. Cole

1664
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:23,479
Speaker 1: Cawfield was the character who scored the game winner. For

1665
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:27,839
Speaker 1: the official records, our guy Mark Felino, no goals, no assists,

1666
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:32,320
Speaker 1: no shots on goal in fifteen minutes of ice done so.

1667
01:25:32,439 --> 01:25:33,840
Speaker 1: He might have been dealing with a little bit of

1668
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,559
Speaker 1: an overhang after his so called hat trick in Toronto

1669
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 1: the other night.

1670
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,360
Speaker 5: Too much celebration.

1671
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:41,360
Speaker 1: Yep. We were hoping to talk to Marcus about all

1672
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:44,040
Speaker 1: that today, but he said, I think the direct quote

1673
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:47,719
Speaker 1: he said to Josh was please go away, let me sleep.

1674
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:51,120
Speaker 1: For the love of God. He said, he said he

1675
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:54,200
Speaker 1: wasn't getting into town, you know from this Montreal game

1676
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:56,960
Speaker 1: till late. He wanted to sleep, So we'll talk to

1677
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:57,599
Speaker 1: him next week.

1678
01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:59,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, they got an off day today and they don't

1679
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:00,400
Speaker 7: have many of those days.

1680
01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:07,200
Speaker 1: Please go away, let me sleep. For the love, that

1681
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:07,920
Speaker 1: was Marcus.

1682
01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:09,719
Speaker 5: That was Marcus this morning.

1683
01:26:09,800 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 1: Guess uh, Vladimir Tarasenko. If Caprisov is the Russian kid,

1684
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:23,360
Speaker 1: then Tarasenko is the Russian dude because he's a little older.

1685
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:26,400
Speaker 1: He scored twice last night. He's been really good for them,

1686
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,559
Speaker 1: surprisingly good.

1687
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:29,200
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, very much so.

1688
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:31,439
Speaker 1: A lot of folks laughed their nuts off when the

1689
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:34,320
Speaker 1: Pigs signed Vladimir Tarasenko because they said, look, it's not

1690
01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:38,080
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine anymore, but he's always been. Surprisingly,

1691
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:44,200
Speaker 1: the boys played again without Johanssen, Eck Portner, Boldie Brodeine

1692
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,080
Speaker 1: and Bogosian. Jeez.

1693
01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:50,799
Speaker 5: And that's the thing about a guy like Tarasenko. He's playing,

1694
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:54,320
Speaker 5: I mean he's not he's not getting hurt, he's not

1695
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:59,559
Speaker 5: missing games. He's out there getting his fifteen sixteen minutes

1696
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:03,920
Speaker 5: of ice. I mean, you got to hand it to him.

1697
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,439
Speaker 5: He's helped them quite a.

1698
01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:08,800
Speaker 1: Bit, no doubt, no doubt. Up next to Detroit Red

1699
01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:12,519
Speaker 1: Wings play here in Town tomorrow night. What would I

1700
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:14,840
Speaker 1: rather see? People are texting in a baseball fight or

1701
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:19,240
Speaker 1: a Jake Paul fight. All right, well, here's the difference.

1702
01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:22,080
Speaker 1: I think I'd rather watch the baseball fight because it

1703
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:26,439
Speaker 1: at least it's legitimate. At least there's legitimate anger and

1704
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:30,040
Speaker 1: legitimate competition in mind. When you see the baseball players

1705
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:33,320
Speaker 1: gather on the mound to swear at each other, at

1706
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:38,000
Speaker 1: least it's real. So I guess I stand corrected. There

1707
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:42,120
Speaker 1: is there's one type of fight even worse than a

1708
01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:49,000
Speaker 1: baseball fight. Montreal Canadians. That's my pick to go to

1709
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 1: the Cup from the Eastern Conference. After watching sixty percent

1710
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:53,120
Speaker 1: of their hockey.

1711
01:27:52,920 --> 01:27:54,240
Speaker 7: Gas that's all he needed.

1712
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,880
Speaker 1: They really looked very, very good. So I'm gonna go

1713
01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:59,160
Speaker 1: with the Montreal Canadians will make an appearance in the

1714
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:04,760
Speaker 1: Cup finals. That would be exciting Canadians fans. Yes, that's

1715
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:08,040
Speaker 1: my friggin pick, by damn Cubby, I'll tell you right now.

1716
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,519
Speaker 1: Oh do I want to see a baseball fight? These

1717
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:13,360
Speaker 1: are text messages coming in. Do I want to see

1718
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:21,280
Speaker 1: a baseball fight or an empty net goal? That's tough

1719
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:28,479
Speaker 1: because baseball fights are so lame. But yet an empty

1720
01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:31,880
Speaker 1: net goal is so disrespectful to the history of the game.

1721
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 1: So I'll take lameness over disrespect. I'd rather see a

1722
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:42,200
Speaker 1: baseball fight. Might as well just go piss on, Gordie.

1723
01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:50,640
Speaker 1: How's grave? Jonas Brodean sounds like he'll miss the Olympics.

1724
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:55,679
Speaker 1: He's gonna miss a lot of time with this injury. Yeah,

1725
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:59,400
Speaker 1: you want to know where it's at, Randy Shaver, lower legs,

1726
01:28:59,479 --> 01:29:05,479
Speaker 1: the lower body, your body. Yeah, he's not expected to

1727
01:29:05,560 --> 01:29:08,440
Speaker 1: return to hockey for six to eight weeks the Olympian

1728
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:12,400
Speaker 1: The Olympian players are supposed to leave for where is

1729
01:29:12,439 --> 01:29:12,720
Speaker 1: it to.

1730
01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:14,920
Speaker 5: Italy?

1731
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,639
Speaker 1: They're leaving for Italy and it used a couple of weeks.

1732
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:19,320
Speaker 1: Well that that's he was supposed to play for the

1733
01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:24,760
Speaker 1: big freaking obnoxious Swedes. He's not gonna make it.

1734
01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:25,719
Speaker 7: That's got to be a bummer.

1735
01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 1: Not gonna make it. The Timberwolves their pants last night,

1736
01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:36,400
Speaker 1: losing to the Utah Jazz on the road.

1737
01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:38,320
Speaker 5: This team is so frustrating.

1738
01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:44,120
Speaker 1: It played a terrible fourth quarter, so frustrating, terrible fourth.

1739
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:49,559
Speaker 5: You just you just don't know what kind of team

1740
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,240
Speaker 5: is going to show up on a given night. And

1741
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:58,280
Speaker 5: I'm sure for Chris Finch. He's more frustrated than anybody

1742
01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:05,080
Speaker 5: else because the t is so talented, they're super competitive

1743
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:08,000
Speaker 5: when they want to be. They should be beating teams

1744
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:13,880
Speaker 5: like Utah without any issues, and they get into a

1745
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:19,200
Speaker 5: fourth quarter mess last night. Yeah, and let Keyante George

1746
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:25,240
Speaker 5: just absolutely own them last night, absolutely owned them.

1747
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:28,439
Speaker 1: Whoever Keyante George is. He scored forty three points. Now,

1748
01:30:28,479 --> 01:30:31,559
Speaker 1: he's a very good player. I don't know if he's

1749
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:35,800
Speaker 1: a forty three point level player. Not trying to take

1750
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:37,599
Speaker 1: anything away from the kid. He had a career night.

1751
01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:40,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, Edward scored thirty eight and that was cute,

1752
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:42,200
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, But they gave up forty some

1753
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:44,719
Speaker 1: points in the fourth quarter. They shot the ball terribly

1754
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:47,559
Speaker 1: in that quarter. They had a fifteen point lead at

1755
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:50,120
Speaker 1: one point or another. Now, fifteen points doesn't mean dick

1756
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:53,280
Speaker 1: these days. But the Jazz scored on their first eleven

1757
01:30:53,479 --> 01:30:54,960
Speaker 1: possessions of the fourth quarter.

1758
01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:58,040
Speaker 5: And they're playing without their best player, Mark and didn't

1759
01:30:58,080 --> 01:30:59,360
Speaker 5: even play last night, So.

1760
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:03,799
Speaker 1: Marking, they're back going tomorrow night and play the Chicago Bulls.

1761
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:06,880
Speaker 10: What can we just get them to leave Kobe White

1762
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:07,520
Speaker 10: in Minnesota?

1763
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they might pull a Mark Sallas. Wasn't that

1764
01:31:13,400 --> 01:31:15,600
Speaker 1: the old Mark Salas story when he was playing for

1765
01:31:15,680 --> 01:31:19,240
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Doug Man Kavich.

1766
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:21,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah with the Red soxuses.

1767
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:27,479
Speaker 1: Yep, just walk down the Hall Metrodome switch clubhouses. Ah yeah, Okay. Now, Ever,

1768
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:29,960
Speaker 1: since I went off on how lame baseball fights are,

1769
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:33,120
Speaker 1: most folks are agreeing with me. But one dude look

1770
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:36,240
Speaker 1: texted and the said, look up the Jose Bautista fight.

1771
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:37,840
Speaker 1: I don't have to look it up, dude, I watched it.

1772
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:43,880
Speaker 1: Number of yes, there are sometimes very very unique exceptions

1773
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:48,439
Speaker 1: to these rules. When Jose Bautista got his friggin jaw

1774
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:53,600
Speaker 1: loosened for him by rooughnd Adoor many I don't know.

1775
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:56,439
Speaker 1: Was this ten fifteen years ago? Now sounds right? That

1776
01:31:56,960 --> 01:32:03,160
Speaker 1: was a legit punch to the yap and a beautiful one.

1777
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:06,559
Speaker 1: One of my favorite baseball highlights. Ever, if you don't

1778
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, take this person's advice and

1779
01:32:10,479 --> 01:32:12,479
Speaker 1: look it up. Do you know that one? Ashley being

1780
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 1: a baseball.

1781
01:32:14,760 --> 01:32:17,000
Speaker 6: This one wasn't so much a fight, but definitely some

1782
01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:20,479
Speaker 6: anger when the Chicago White Sox pitcher threw behind Tory

1783
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:22,599
Speaker 6: Hunter trying to hit him, falling off.

1784
01:32:22,439 --> 01:32:24,080
Speaker 7: The backstop, and he picked it up and whipped it

1785
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:25,120
Speaker 7: right back to the picture.

1786
01:32:26,000 --> 01:32:30,080
Speaker 1: If he would have connected on that, that was a

1787
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 1: great moment in Twins history, right in the heart of

1788
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:38,920
Speaker 1: that White Sox Twins rivalry early two thousands. Oh, that

1789
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:43,080
Speaker 1: was great. Yeah, Tory Hunter Man, he's fired your guy.

1790
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:46,599
Speaker 10: You wouldn't want to mess with if he got hot man.

1791
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:47,800
Speaker 7: Speaking of.

1792
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:52,000
Speaker 6: That White Sox rivalry, was named that catcher that he

1793
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:54,720
Speaker 6: absolutely just destroyed. I think his body is still there

1794
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:57,760
Speaker 6: at home plate. Oh he you know, he's coming home

1795
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,960
Speaker 6: bang bang play and he just like a middle linebacker,

1796
01:33:01,120 --> 01:33:02,160
Speaker 6: just leveled that catcher.

1797
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:07,360
Speaker 1: Those were great days. Oh man, everyone's throwing these scenarios

1798
01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:10,880
Speaker 1: at me. Would I rather see a baseball fight Steph

1799
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:14,759
Speaker 1: Curry's mouthguard or another James Harden step back three pointer?

1800
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:19,960
Speaker 1: Stop it. I'm gonna have a temper tantrum, Yes, Nolan, Ryan,

1801
01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:23,559
Speaker 1: Robin Ventura. Again, there are there are some very unique,

1802
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:33,680
Speaker 1: wild exceptions to the rule. Another listener texted and and said,

1803
01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:36,560
Speaker 1: you got to give Batista credit. He didn't go down. No,

1804
01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:39,960
Speaker 1: he didn't, And that was one hard punch to the jaw.

1805
01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:42,000
Speaker 1: Did you see it, yes, Smashley, No, I'm trying to

1806
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:43,120
Speaker 1: look at porno.

1807
01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:44,800
Speaker 4: No I was, I'm trying to find it.

1808
01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:49,080
Speaker 5: She probably can't spill.

1809
01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:52,519
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, those are difficult, honestly, That's that's where I've

1810
01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:53,200
Speaker 3: been struggling.

1811
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:57,320
Speaker 2: R O U G H d ed.

1812
01:33:57,760 --> 01:34:00,799
Speaker 5: That's right O D O R I believe that's correct.

1813
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:03,679
Speaker 1: What were you saying, Brad Ryder?

1814
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:06,760
Speaker 10: Jamie Burke was the White Sox catcher that.

1815
01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:12,400
Speaker 1: Got level there. It is Jamie Burke, all right? Another

1816
01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:17,920
Speaker 1: scenario here, Josh's mom or Josh's sister. Well, can't I

1817
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:19,880
Speaker 1: just do it the way we normally do and both

1818
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:20,200
Speaker 1: the one?

1819
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:20,800
Speaker 5: Just have them?

1820
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:24,400
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you, guys? Why can't I just have them?

1821
01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:32,400
Speaker 1: Best of both? World? So lucky? Uh? Would I rather

1822
01:34:32,479 --> 01:34:36,679
Speaker 1: see another empty net goal or watch the iron claw again?

1823
01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:40,640
Speaker 1: Stop it, stop it? I love it. There's a lot

1824
01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:47,599
Speaker 1: of fun. Brownnie James actually received NBA All Star game

1825
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:52,959
Speaker 1: starter votes to show you that, And this is players,

1826
01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:55,439
Speaker 1: not fans, just.

1827
01:34:55,479 --> 01:34:59,599
Speaker 5: To vote for him. Pardon me, the dad vote for him.

1828
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:01,640
Speaker 1: That was what my wife said. It's got to be

1829
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:06,960
Speaker 1: Dad and Bronni voted for Bronni. But that's a true story.

1830
01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:11,080
Speaker 1: Who all gets to vote on this? The fans get

1831
01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:13,439
Speaker 1: a certain say in it, right, Yeah, and then coaches

1832
01:35:13,479 --> 01:35:14,920
Speaker 1: and plays, coaches.

1833
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:17,000
Speaker 10: And players and players the media get a little bit

1834
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:18,160
Speaker 10: of a say to not much.

1835
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: So I guess this goes to show you, Couby, that

1836
01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:23,519
Speaker 1: NBA players do have a sense of humor. If it

1837
01:35:23,720 --> 01:35:27,840
Speaker 1: wasn't Bronni and Lebron directly voting for Bronni, there's a

1838
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:30,800
Speaker 1: couple players out there who were snickering while filling out

1839
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:38,200
Speaker 1: their ballot and voted Bronni to be a starter. You

1840
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:41,120
Speaker 1: mentioned this, I think yesterday, Randy Shaver. Okay, so Edwards,

1841
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:43,360
Speaker 1: didn't you know the NBA All Star Game such a

1842
01:35:43,439 --> 01:35:47,120
Speaker 1: freaking comedy show in the first place. I don't really

1843
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:50,160
Speaker 1: care who starts, and maybe it means something to Anthony

1844
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:53,560
Speaker 1: Edwards overall pay check or something. But so Edwards is

1845
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:56,040
Speaker 1: not a starter, He'll certainly play in the game. I'd

1846
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:59,160
Speaker 1: be a one from day one. I think maybe you

1847
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:02,840
Speaker 1: mentioned this yesterday day, Randy Shafer, that Lebron James was

1848
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:07,080
Speaker 1: not voted no as a starter. That's correct for the

1849
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:09,639
Speaker 1: first time since two thousand and ought three to four,

1850
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:12,479
Speaker 1: So that's twenty one years in a row.

1851
01:36:13,439 --> 01:36:16,040
Speaker 5: Now there is a possibility.

1852
01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:18,280
Speaker 1: Of an injury Yeah.

1853
01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:23,680
Speaker 5: I think with Jokic being hurt and being voted in

1854
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:29,680
Speaker 5: as a starter, the NBA Western coach would have to

1855
01:36:30,320 --> 01:36:35,240
Speaker 5: replace him, so that streak. If Lebron makes it as

1856
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:37,360
Speaker 5: a backup, that streak could continue.

1857
01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:43,360
Speaker 1: Okay. At this point, Lebron has started in twenty one

1858
01:36:43,680 --> 01:36:46,960
Speaker 1: consecutive All Star Games. That's a record. Kareem Abdul Jabbard

1859
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:49,759
Speaker 1: it at nineteen years in a row, Kobe Bryant eighteen

1860
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,200
Speaker 1: years in a row. This is kind of interesting, at

1861
01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:55,360
Speaker 1: least if you're a basketball fan. Here was the starting

1862
01:36:55,439 --> 01:36:59,559
Speaker 1: lineup for the Eastern and Western Conference the last time

1863
01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:04,160
Speaker 1: Lebron was not a starter in the year two thousand

1864
01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:07,240
Speaker 1: and three and then four, Here were the starting lineups

1865
01:37:07,960 --> 01:37:12,160
Speaker 1: in the Eastern Conference. Alan Iverson, who I've fallen completely

1866
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:15,920
Speaker 1: in love with. Have you seen his commercial Josh where

1867
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:19,479
Speaker 1: he's driving a car with some guy who idolizes him

1868
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:22,599
Speaker 1: and wants to be just like him. No, it's very funny.

1869
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:23,559
Speaker 2: Oh, I gotta look that up.

1870
01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're advertising. I've fallen completely in

1871
01:37:27,280 --> 01:37:29,400
Speaker 1: love with Alan Iverson. I hated him as a player.

1872
01:37:29,439 --> 01:37:32,320
Speaker 5: I thought he was Is it the practice? Are they

1873
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:35,960
Speaker 5: doing his infamous practice? Conversation.

1874
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:38,599
Speaker 1: I don't think they mimic that bit, and I'm glad

1875
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:40,760
Speaker 1: that they don't, because that's such a tired bit. I

1876
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:43,479
Speaker 1: forgot they're in a car and the other guy's very funny.

1877
01:37:44,479 --> 01:37:49,120
Speaker 1: Tracy McGrady, this is an Eastern Conference, Alan Iverson, Tracy McGrady,

1878
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:54,160
Speaker 1: Vince Carter, Jermaine O'Neil, and Ben Wallace. In the West,

1879
01:37:54,240 --> 01:37:57,280
Speaker 1: it was, oh god, Steve Francis.

1880
01:37:57,479 --> 01:37:59,840
Speaker 7: Wow, Wow, that's O that name in a while.

1881
01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:05,680
Speaker 1: Who went nowheres? Yeah, Kobe Bryant, KG, Tim Duncan and

1882
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:09,160
Speaker 1: Josh could have provided him oral sex while standing flat

1883
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:09,760
Speaker 1: on his feet.

1884
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:11,760
Speaker 2: Yao, Ming, that was embarrassing.

1885
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:14,479
Speaker 5: I think I'll take the Western Conference to win that.

1886
01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:19,479
Speaker 1: That matchup from two thousand and three four oh yeah, Oh,

1887
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't know how it turned out.

1888
01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:24,200
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying, yeah, if you're looking at overall

1889
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:29,120
Speaker 5: twenty years later the lineups, I will take the Western Conference.

1890
01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:31,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Tell him about that, yao, Ming, blowjob.

1891
01:38:32,439 --> 01:38:35,920
Speaker 2: Well, you and I were lucky enough to meet him.

1892
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,160
Speaker 2: We were at a Wolve's game and they we were

1893
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:40,559
Speaker 2: introduced to him, and we walked up and I realized,

1894
01:38:40,880 --> 01:38:43,800
Speaker 2: my god, my face is and his cross Yeah. It

1895
01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:44,960
Speaker 2: was very embarrassing.

1896
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:49,840
Speaker 1: We met Yao. The only other human being that have

1897
01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:56,800
Speaker 1: ever been that close to that was well, Minut Bowl

1898
01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:57,840
Speaker 1: was taller.

1899
01:38:58,520 --> 01:38:59,920
Speaker 2: Right we met We winches tall.

1900
01:39:00,080 --> 01:39:02,080
Speaker 1: We met Minut Bowl, which was one of the greatest

1901
01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:07,160
Speaker 1: memories of this miserable career, meeting Manu Bowl because he's

1902
01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:10,360
Speaker 1: one of the greatest people that ever lived. The dude

1903
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:12,360
Speaker 1: from the Harlem Globetrotters was taller.

1904
01:39:12,680 --> 01:39:14,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that guy was giant.

1905
01:39:15,360 --> 01:39:17,599
Speaker 1: I have no memory of his name, So Manu Bawl.

1906
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:20,280
Speaker 2: I guess he's a little I hate to use the

1907
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:22,240
Speaker 2: word short. That doesn't even make sense, to be shorter

1908
01:39:22,240 --> 01:39:24,040
Speaker 2: than I thought. So he was only an inch taller

1909
01:39:24,160 --> 01:39:26,840
Speaker 2: than Yao Ming, which kind of surprises me. But YAlO

1910
01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:27,719
Speaker 2: Ming was giant.

1911
01:39:27,920 --> 01:39:31,560
Speaker 1: But Minut was so thin. And this guy from the

1912
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:35,400
Speaker 1: Harlem Globetrotters, no memory of his name at all, was

1913
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:40,479
Speaker 1: so thin. Yao broad shoulders. And the only other guy

1914
01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:43,479
Speaker 1: that I can compare him to in person meeting them

1915
01:39:43,520 --> 01:39:49,559
Speaker 1: in person was Mark Eaton, former Utah Jazz Center back

1916
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:52,960
Speaker 1: in the Karl Malone John Stockton days. Even like at

1917
01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:56,400
Speaker 1: the beginning of the Stockton Malone era, he was so

1918
01:39:57,040 --> 01:40:02,519
Speaker 1: built otherwise wide, massive body. I wonder if he made it.

1919
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:04,240
Speaker 1: You know a lot of guys that big, they don't

1920
01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:04,760
Speaker 1: live very.

1921
01:40:04,680 --> 01:40:06,040
Speaker 2: Long, passed away a few years.

1922
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:08,439
Speaker 1: Did he really? Yeah? We must have talked about that,

1923
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:12,760
Speaker 1: and I'd forgotten Mark eat sixty four. God, dang it,

1924
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:16,200
Speaker 1: what killed him? Oh, let's see big old beard on him?

1925
01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:21,040
Speaker 1: Mark Eaton. Some folks said he looked like a lumberjack.

1926
01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:24,519
Speaker 1: I say he looked like the whole lumberjack crew.

1927
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:26,920
Speaker 5: I mean, he was just right.

1928
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:33,960
Speaker 1: Boy. Carl Anthony Towns will always be this guy. I

1929
01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:36,679
Speaker 1: guess it says he. The New York Knicks have reportedly

1930
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:42,880
Speaker 1: talked to three separate teams about trading Carl his entire career.

1931
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:45,559
Speaker 1: Here in Minnesota, every two weeks there was a new

1932
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:48,519
Speaker 1: trade rumer. Yep. Now he's getting the same treatment in

1933
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:51,320
Speaker 1: New York. The Knicks are playing terribly, and so people

1934
01:40:51,360 --> 01:40:55,200
Speaker 1: are wondering whether they'll deal Carl Ski.

1935
01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:57,200
Speaker 5: Oh here we go.

1936
01:40:57,479 --> 01:41:04,160
Speaker 2: Uh Mark Eaton died ham sand Oh no air God, no,

1937
01:41:04,360 --> 01:41:06,160
Speaker 2: sadly looks like a bicycle accident.

1938
01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:09,400
Speaker 1: Whoa man could have been you? Randy?

1939
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:10,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Randy came close.

1940
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:11,479
Speaker 5: That's scary.

1941
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:17,960
Speaker 2: It was a bicycle accident that says no vehicle involved.

1942
01:41:18,080 --> 01:41:20,080
Speaker 2: He was just found unconscious in the road.

1943
01:41:20,360 --> 01:41:22,919
Speaker 1: Can you see that, some bitch trying to pedal a bicycle.

1944
01:41:24,000 --> 01:41:26,040
Speaker 5: I's gotta be a gigantic bike.

1945
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh god, Well I don't remember any of that. Yeah,

1946
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:33,600
Speaker 1: you would have thought that would have stuck with me

1947
01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:35,400
Speaker 1: because he was such a memorable player.

1948
01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:39,840
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot going on in twenty twenty one.

1949
01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:45,360
Speaker 1: Oh, no, twenty twenty one. We mentioned this yesterday briefly,

1950
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:50,519
Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors basketball player Jimmy Butler suffered a torn

1951
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Speaker 1: acl He's done. Jimmy Bottles is all done. The San

1952
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Speaker 1: Francisco forty nine Ers are being blamed by some sports fans. Now.

1953
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Speaker 1: We mentioned a week or two ago the Niners are

1954
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Speaker 1: the most injured team in the NFL. That's been the

1955
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Speaker 1: case for multiple years. There's a conspiracy theory to back

1956
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Speaker 1: it up. We talked about the conspiracy theory that their

1957
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Speaker 1: practice field is next door to some kind of a

1958
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Speaker 1: power plant, and some scientists stepped up and said the

1959
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Speaker 1: waves and the power and it weakens their tendons, and

1960
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Speaker 1: then they go up, Oh, good grief, it's all true. So,

1961
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Speaker 1: as you know, the Niners season ended on Saturday when

1962
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Speaker 1: Sam Darnold beat them. And then two members of the Niners,

1963
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Speaker 1: Christian McCaffery and Kyle Jesuzubuzzi Zach Jesus check jesus ac

1964
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Speaker 1: use check. They went to the Warriors game and they

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Speaker 1: sat courtside the same game where Jimmy Bucket's knee fell off,

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Speaker 1: and so what did you say?

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Speaker 5: So then they both pulled their hammis sitting there watching

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Speaker 5: the game.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So the word is that the bad luck from

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Speaker 1: the forty nine ers was passed on to the Warriors.

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Speaker 7: That's hilarious.

1972
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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 10: I'm surprised somebody hasn't blamed TIBs yet. Who Tom Thibodeaul. Sorry,

1974
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Speaker 10: you just used to get blamed for everything.

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Speaker 1: To the injury. Oh Thibodeau was blamed for players injuries.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, because people played starters too much.

1977
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Speaker 1: Was it on the same day that Mark Eaton died?

1978
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Speaker 1: Because I have it there's a blank spot here where

1979
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Speaker 1: I a lot of US San Francisco sports fans are

1980
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Speaker 1: blaming the forty nine ers for Jimmy same old song

1981
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Speaker 1: and dance with the Golden Gopher Dudes basketball team. I'm

1982
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Speaker 1: not complaining, I'm just saying they play well enough to win,

1983
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Speaker 1: they come up short.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they just play their hearts out. It's

1985
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Speaker 5: just they don't have enough.

1986
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Speaker 1: Well, they had the game one. How the kid blows

1987
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Speaker 1: the layup with four seconds left.

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Speaker 10: I have no idea your goaltending there? Maybe Oh yeah,

1989
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Speaker 10: if you watch the replay, yeah, I'll go along.

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Speaker 1: With Brad Ryder.

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Speaker 5: And you knew once it went to ot though, they

1992
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Speaker 5: were in trouble.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, they run out of gas.

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Speaker 5: Yet they just had of gas. I mean, they got

1995
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Speaker 5: three guys playing forty one plus minutes. It's just I

1996
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Speaker 5: just don't know how you can sustain it all year.

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Speaker 5: You just can't.

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Speaker 1: They lost in overtime in awful Columbus, Ohio. This Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Former half assed Bony Show member Fred Hoiberg and his

2000
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Speaker 1: number seven rank Nebraska Cornhuskers ball club heads this way

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Speaker 1: to play at the Barn.

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Speaker 5: YEP. That'll be a tough game too, man.

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Speaker 1: Frigging Fred, his kid's playing great. Yeah, he thinks he's

2004
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Speaker 1: playing great. He thinks. No, I'm a big we're ad.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we all got to give the Gophers credit, though,

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Speaker 5: I mean, this has been a tough stretch. They've lost

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Speaker 5: some really close games, and they have played their butts off.

2008
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Speaker 5: And they say whatever you want about Nico, but he's

2009
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Speaker 5: just been tremendous in getting these guys ready to play games.

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Speaker 10: It's yeah, the last three games they've lost on a

2011
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Speaker 10: buzzer beater to Wisconsin in two overtime games. I mean

2012
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Speaker 10: there's what ifs in sports, but I mean you just

2013
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:16,880
Speaker 10: think of what if some of those what if.

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Speaker 5: If if they had their if they had their roster,

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Speaker 5: what this could have looked like.

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Speaker 1: So if they would have won the ball games you

2017
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:27,880
Speaker 1: just mentioned brad Ryder, they'd be the talk of college

2018
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Speaker 1: basketball right now.

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Speaker 10: They might one in the conference.

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Speaker 1: They'd be absolutely the talk of college basketball if some

2021
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:35,360
Speaker 1: of these close games would have went there.

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Speaker 5: Disagree, Josh.

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01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:42,759
Speaker 1: It's Prize Picks is the product that stars Alan Iverson

2024
01:45:42,800 --> 01:45:45,080
Speaker 1: and some guy in a car our listeners have filmed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I found the commercial. I can't wait to watch

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Speaker 2: it when we get off air.

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Speaker 1: Here I the guy.

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Speaker 2: I recognize that actor you're talking about. He's from a

2029
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Speaker 2: couple of Apple TV shows. Oh, he's funny.

2030
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Speaker 1: There's one very funny line where the Alan Iverson is

2031
01:46:01,200 --> 01:46:03,760
Speaker 1: driving the actor his friend is in the passenger seat

2032
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Speaker 1: and his friend says something about, hey man, I've been

2033
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:11,280
Speaker 1: trying to be more like you AI, And the line

2034
01:46:11,320 --> 01:46:15,599
Speaker 1: that gets me is the guy in the passenger seat says,

2035
01:46:16,240 --> 01:46:19,080
Speaker 1: I was sticking about tying my hair up in corn rows,

2036
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:20,719
Speaker 1: but you know I got a sensitive scalp.

2037
01:46:22,439 --> 01:46:23,479
Speaker 2: Let me know if this is the right one.

2038
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:26,080
Speaker 8: I may not no ball like you do, AI, but

2039
01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:27,560
Speaker 8: now I don't need to.

2040
01:46:27,920 --> 01:46:30,080
Speaker 2: I just gotta follow you on my prize pick steed.

2041
01:46:30,320 --> 01:46:31,720
Speaker 5: Copy your lineup and I'm in.

2042
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:34,720
Speaker 10: So you just out here, copy and ass always have

2043
01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:38,479
Speaker 10: you know, copy the crossover, the sleeve, not cornrows, though

2044
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:39,800
Speaker 10: I got a sense of scalp.

2045
01:46:39,920 --> 01:46:40,760
Speaker 5: But the attitude.

2046
01:46:41,320 --> 01:46:41,840
Speaker 1: What you doing?

2047
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:45,000
Speaker 5: I told you to stay out of my stuff. I

2048
01:46:45,120 --> 01:46:46,280
Speaker 5: borrow your toothbrushes. That okay.

2049
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,280
Speaker 1: He starts to put on a headband, says no, no, no, don't.

2050
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Speaker 7: He takes it off.

2051
01:46:54,680 --> 01:46:55,880
Speaker 2: Is even funny. That's good.

2052
01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:59,920
Speaker 1: Here's that Jimmy Garoppolo news. Now, we've been talking about

2053
01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:03,840
Speaker 1: this since we cracked the mics at five thirty. Josh

2054
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:05,679
Speaker 1: is a big Jimmy Garoppolo fan.

2055
01:47:06,200 --> 01:47:09,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, best looking human being of all time. You said

2056
01:47:09,479 --> 01:47:10,439
Speaker 2: that by far for.

2057
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Speaker 1: The first time I think you did.

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Speaker 5: He retire finally, no, no, no, no, that's just what

2059
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Speaker 5: he does.

2060
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Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, you laid that down upon

2061
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 1: us that Jimmy Garoppolo is the most attractive person you've

2062
01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:26,479
Speaker 1: ever seen rams backup quarterback, Jimmy Garoppolo. If you did

2063
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Speaker 1: not know what he was doing for a living these days,

2064
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Speaker 1: I had no idea he was still anyone's backup quarterback.

2065
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Speaker 1: Right this Sunday, Jimmy Garoppolo will be on the ball

2066
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Speaker 1: field for his seventh career conference championship game. Only the

2067
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:45,680
Speaker 1: Lunatic and Joe Montana have more appearances. What do you

2068
01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:46,959
Speaker 1: think about that, Josh.

2069
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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'd want to have that stat

2070
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Speaker 2: publicized if I was a backup quarterback, would you.

2071
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Speaker 1: There's no difference between the backup and the starter.

2072
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Speaker 2: I think yeah, I wouldn't want to deal with the

2073
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Speaker 2: fallout of that crap.

2074
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Speaker 1: I was going to get his seventh career Conference championship game.

2075
01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:14,439
Speaker 1: This guy's led the life. Thought that one would have,

2076
01:48:14,640 --> 01:48:19,600
Speaker 1: lext I thought maybe that one would have.

2077
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Speaker 5: Well, I don't think there's any argument he's led the life.

2078
01:48:23,160 --> 01:48:27,160
Speaker 5: He's he's been a part of these championships. Necessarily, wasn't

2079
01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:30,840
Speaker 5: out there getting his bell rung and still collecting a

2080
01:48:30,920 --> 01:48:34,240
Speaker 5: paycheck and still being a part of the process. So yeah,

2081
01:48:34,360 --> 01:48:34,920
Speaker 5: good for him.

2082
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:36,200
Speaker 1: How long you think you.

2083
01:48:36,200 --> 01:48:38,719
Speaker 10: Can put all the injuries, well, the injuries the starting

2084
01:48:38,800 --> 01:48:41,280
Speaker 10: quarterbacks that we've seen the last half of the year

2085
01:48:41,320 --> 01:48:43,680
Speaker 10: and in the playoffs, Teams are going to start investing.

2086
01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:46,920
Speaker 10: Teams are going to start investing even more heavily in

2087
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:49,719
Speaker 10: their backup. I mean, I'm not sure it hasn't already happened,

2088
01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:52,280
Speaker 10: but they but they should. Yeah, and he's at least

2089
01:48:52,320 --> 01:48:53,000
Speaker 10: a proven guy.

2090
01:48:54,439 --> 01:48:56,120
Speaker 1: Long boy and boy Josh.

2091
01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:59,720
Speaker 5: If you want to talk about a handsome pairing of quarterbacks,

2092
01:49:00,280 --> 01:49:05,360
Speaker 5: Matthew Stafford and Jimmy, I don't think it gets any better.

2093
01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:09,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just unfair to everybody else in the league.

2094
01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:09,519
Speaker 6: That is.

2095
01:49:09,880 --> 01:49:13,720
Speaker 5: That's like, that's the cream of the crops.

2096
01:49:12,840 --> 01:49:14,280
Speaker 7: The hell of an Eiffel Tower right there.

2097
01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:20,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said it.

2098
01:49:20,920 --> 01:49:24,240
Speaker 1: Pal, there'll be nothing left.

2099
01:49:24,280 --> 01:49:26,600
Speaker 10: Little older, they're both a little older, you.

2100
01:49:26,640 --> 01:49:29,200
Speaker 5: Know, much more experienced.

2101
01:49:29,360 --> 01:49:33,040
Speaker 2: Yes, they've affected their craft. I get where you're going.

2102
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Speaker 2: They've worked the kinks out.

2103
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:39,240
Speaker 1: They'd make they'd leave nothing, there'll be nothing.

2104
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Speaker 5: Necessarily sit in the pocket all the time either, they

2105
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:48,599
Speaker 5: can scramble a little bit. They still got legs.

2106
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Speaker 1: How long do you think he'd even last with Jimmy?

2107
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:56,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I'd be going back to like my

2108
01:49:56,160 --> 01:49:58,360
Speaker 2: teenage years. I think, yeah, it'd be quick.

2109
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:08,120
Speaker 1: Reminds me of a buddy of mine, warehouse plug, you know,

2110
01:50:09,280 --> 01:50:14,640
Speaker 1: blue collar, warehouse hard on type of a character. Not

2111
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Speaker 1: the type of guy who, uh, who's going to be

2112
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Speaker 1: on the cover of any magazines anytime soon?

2113
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Speaker 10: Right, I just had to throw this in there. I

2114
01:50:22,960 --> 01:50:23,759
Speaker 10: just did a quick.

2115
01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:25,600
Speaker 1: Another pun and another football.

2116
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Speaker 10: Sexon on Jimmy Jimmy Garoppolo, and it says he does

2117
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Speaker 10: not have a wife and it's currently single, though he's

2118
01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:33,160
Speaker 10: been linked to various women over the years. Yeah, I'm

2119
01:50:33,160 --> 01:50:33,760
Speaker 10: sure he has.

2120
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Speaker 2: I'm sure that seems fair.

2121
01:50:38,040 --> 01:50:41,559
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, wasn't he notorious for dating some porn star

2122
01:50:41,720 --> 01:50:43,840
Speaker 1: for a stretch of time She had an ass like

2123
01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:44,679
Speaker 1: a two dollars mule?

2124
01:50:44,840 --> 01:50:48,280
Speaker 2: That sounds right, Yeah, Sartell Jesus says, uh, it's like

2125
01:50:48,439 --> 01:50:52,120
Speaker 2: you don't know Sam Hartman exists. I'll be honest, I

2126
01:50:52,240 --> 01:50:53,640
Speaker 2: wasn't familiar with who that was.

2127
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:54,400
Speaker 1: Ever heard of him.

2128
01:50:54,920 --> 01:50:57,120
Speaker 2: He's a quarterback for the Commanders. I just looked him U.

2129
01:50:57,160 --> 01:50:59,000
Speaker 5: Yet he was with he was with the Vikings for

2130
01:50:59,080 --> 01:50:59,639
Speaker 5: a brief time.

2131
01:50:59,840 --> 01:51:02,720
Speaker 1: He was oh was he? Oh let me see, I

2132
01:51:02,840 --> 01:51:03,400
Speaker 1: have no idea.

2133
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear what you're saying. He's he's good looking, dude,

2134
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:08,000
Speaker 2: No Jimmy Garoppolo.

2135
01:51:07,640 --> 01:51:10,760
Speaker 1: But yeah he was. Garoppolo is dangling with some porn

2136
01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:17,080
Speaker 1: queen for a while. So my warehouse bro nothing to

2137
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Speaker 1: look at. But somehow, some way through his perse son

2138
01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:25,960
Speaker 1: now let Tay landed a date with the hot front

2139
01:51:26,040 --> 01:51:30,120
Speaker 1: desk lady at the warehouse. She agreed to go out

2140
01:51:30,160 --> 01:51:32,680
Speaker 1: with him, and then not only did she agree to

2141
01:51:32,760 --> 01:51:41,200
Speaker 1: go out with him, she and my bro got physical

2142
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Speaker 1: and ultimately, yes, intimately physical. And I'll never forget when

2143
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:49,080
Speaker 1: he told me the story, I was so excited for

2144
01:51:49,200 --> 01:51:51,640
Speaker 1: him because this was like the ultimate uh you know,

2145
01:51:51,880 --> 01:51:56,800
Speaker 1: underdog story. Hot front desk lady, total plug in the warehouse,

2146
01:51:56,960 --> 01:51:58,680
Speaker 1: but they go out on a date and she's just

2147
01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:02,040
Speaker 1: all about him. And then he closed out the story

2148
01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:06,400
Speaker 1: by saying, dude, he would have thought I at least

2149
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:13,160
Speaker 1: would have lasted four seconds. Prosecutors in Florida have decided

2150
01:52:13,200 --> 01:52:16,559
Speaker 1: to drop the charges against Vikings wide receiver Addison Jordan,

2151
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:20,200
Speaker 1: who was arrested for trespassing earlier this month.

2152
01:52:20,280 --> 01:52:23,080
Speaker 7: Okay, I guess he'll try again soon.

2153
01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:25,960
Speaker 2: Gosh, she does have a track record, he sure does.

2154
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:27,439
Speaker 2: We can figure it out.

2155
01:52:28,479 --> 01:52:31,439
Speaker 1: He was charged at first, well, he was accused at

2156
01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:35,760
Speaker 1: first for refusing to leave the hard Rock Noodle Bar

2157
01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:36,840
Speaker 1: last week.

2158
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:38,479
Speaker 7: Sounds delicious.

2159
01:52:38,960 --> 01:52:40,200
Speaker 4: It's hard to leave, damon.

2160
01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:42,559
Speaker 5: Man.

2161
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:45,320
Speaker 7: That wasn't VIP. It wasn't a strip club.

2162
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:49,720
Speaker 1: Who bar the morning grown man at the noodle bar

2163
01:52:49,800 --> 01:52:53,120
Speaker 1: at three am? The Los Angeles Chargers are expected to

2164
01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:56,400
Speaker 1: hire former Miami Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel as the

2165
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Speaker 1: team's new offensive coordinator and ecstasy dealer.

2166
01:53:02,640 --> 01:53:05,200
Speaker 5: What's that? What's that tell you about the current job

2167
01:53:05,280 --> 01:53:09,519
Speaker 5: availability other than Buffalo that's out there right now. Mike

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Speaker 5: McDaniel told that the Cleveland Browns, No I think I'll pass.

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Speaker 1: I'll go.

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01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,320
Speaker 5: I'll go work for the Chargers.

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01:53:17,479 --> 01:53:18,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is embarrassing.

2172
01:53:20,439 --> 01:53:22,160
Speaker 10: Do I want to live in Cleveland or LA?

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01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:23,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:53:23,720 --> 01:53:26,040
Speaker 7: He's used that Miami drug kingpinn lifestyle.

2175
01:53:26,160 --> 01:53:27,360
Speaker 1: He can't go live in Cleveland?

2176
01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:28,080
Speaker 5: Yeah?

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01:53:28,479 --> 01:53:28,679
Speaker 10: Yeah.

2178
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:32,040
Speaker 1: Oh you know how I've mentioned before that, in my opinion,

2179
01:53:32,200 --> 01:53:37,800
Speaker 1: professional athletes are the most sensitive little cupcakes you'll ever meet.

2180
01:53:38,360 --> 01:53:41,920
Speaker 1: And here's more proof. Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield

2181
01:53:42,560 --> 01:53:48,160
Speaker 1: took a swipe at new Atlanta Falcons head coach Kenny Stefanski.

2182
01:53:48,920 --> 01:53:52,400
Speaker 1: Mayfield went after Stefanski. You see, here's the deal. Stefanski

2183
01:53:52,520 --> 01:53:55,439
Speaker 1: was Mayfield's coach with the Cleveland Browns from twenty to

2184
01:53:55,520 --> 01:53:59,360
Speaker 1: eighteen to twenty and twenty one, and Mayfield tweeted that

2185
01:53:59,520 --> 01:54:03,120
Speaker 1: he was quote still waiting on that text or phone

2186
01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:06,840
Speaker 1: call from coach Stefanski after the Browns shipped him off

2187
01:54:07,000 --> 01:54:09,439
Speaker 1: like a piece of garbage. Can't wait to see you

2188
01:54:09,560 --> 01:54:13,000
Speaker 1: twice a year, coach. Oh, get over it.

2189
01:54:14,040 --> 01:54:15,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, keep that one yourself.

2190
01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:17,080
Speaker 4: Come on, what a tool.

2191
01:54:18,520 --> 01:54:22,679
Speaker 1: They didn't give me the proper goodbye five years ago.

2192
01:54:24,160 --> 01:54:24,560
Speaker 1: Let it go.

2193
01:54:24,920 --> 01:54:26,120
Speaker 4: That comes off a little crazy.

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01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:29,840
Speaker 1: By the way, we mentioned the lunatic a minute ago.

2195
01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:35,080
Speaker 1: Tom Brady dangerous person in my opinion. He wants Leonardo

2196
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:37,520
Speaker 1: DiCaprio to play him in a movie. Well, yeah, I'd

2197
01:54:37,600 --> 01:54:40,200
Speaker 1: like Leonardo DiCaprio to play me in a movie too. Yeah,

2198
01:54:40,720 --> 01:54:41,640
Speaker 1: what's your point of work?

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01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:42,760
Speaker 4: He doesn't look anything like you.

2200
01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:44,800
Speaker 5: Maybe Leo twenty years ago?

2201
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:46,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, aren't they like the same age?

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01:54:47,480 --> 01:54:52,240
Speaker 1: I have no idea he wants. Oh this is great.

2203
01:54:52,320 --> 01:54:56,920
Speaker 1: I missed this on Monday night during that championship college

2204
01:54:56,960 --> 01:55:00,280
Speaker 1: football game. It says here that a Miama player punched

2205
01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:03,800
Speaker 1: an Indiana player and the yapper after the game was over.

2206
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:06,520
Speaker 1: That's got to feel pretty good, but the kid's likely

2207
01:55:06,560 --> 01:55:07,720
Speaker 1: going to get in some trouble for that.

2208
01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:10,880
Speaker 10: So they're running back or star running back.

2209
01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:16,760
Speaker 1: Hurricanes running back Mark Fletcher. After the game was over,

2210
01:55:18,200 --> 01:55:21,480
Speaker 1: cameras were following this Fletcher guy around the ball field

2211
01:55:22,960 --> 01:55:26,240
Speaker 1: and caught him getting into a heated jawjack and match

2212
01:55:26,560 --> 01:55:29,640
Speaker 1: with an Indiana player by the name of Tyreek Tucker.

2213
01:55:31,040 --> 01:55:33,560
Speaker 1: And now this has been posted all over the soul

2214
01:55:33,680 --> 01:55:38,640
Speaker 1: of social media. Fletcher punching Tucker in the face and

2215
01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:41,400
Speaker 1: then continued to go after him. It wasn't a terribly

2216
01:55:41,480 --> 01:55:46,600
Speaker 1: devastating punch, but he got him. It says here. It's

2217
01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:49,600
Speaker 1: unclear what prompted Fletcher to punch Tucker. I think we

2218
01:55:49,640 --> 01:55:51,840
Speaker 1: can all guess the Tucker guy was running his yap.

2219
01:55:54,840 --> 01:55:56,360
Speaker 1: I know it's wrong, but I think we can all

2220
01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:58,680
Speaker 1: admit it. Back when we were playing youth sports, we

2221
01:55:58,760 --> 01:56:01,000
Speaker 1: can all admit that dumping it cheap shot always felt

2222
01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:05,360
Speaker 1: really good. Didn't it? Oh god, it felt good, but

2223
01:56:05,480 --> 01:56:11,360
Speaker 1: then there's usually trouble to follow. Can you think of

2224
01:56:11,440 --> 01:56:15,200
Speaker 1: a cheap shot that felt really good when you were

2225
01:56:15,240 --> 01:56:18,440
Speaker 1: playing ball, you know, playing as a young person, Dana,

2226
01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:21,280
Speaker 1: You ever kick a guy in the ass, step on

2227
01:56:21,360 --> 01:56:22,240
Speaker 1: his nuts, something like that?

2228
01:56:22,360 --> 01:56:24,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, most of mind, they weren't sneaky or

2229
01:56:24,880 --> 01:56:26,960
Speaker 6: anything like that. I would just strip two hands shove

2230
01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:28,000
Speaker 6: a kid if I was pissed off.

2231
01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:30,000
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you said you were kind of a bit

2232
01:56:30,040 --> 01:56:31,440
Speaker 2: of an anger ball field.

2233
01:56:31,600 --> 01:56:35,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, lots so many awkward car rides home with not mad,

2234
01:56:35,200 --> 01:56:37,960
Speaker 6: just disappointed. You embarrassed us parents in the front seats.

2235
01:56:38,200 --> 01:56:40,320
Speaker 3: I used to lay a lot of shoulders into people

2236
01:56:40,400 --> 01:56:42,520
Speaker 3: when I was a catcher. That was easier when they

2237
01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:44,960
Speaker 3: you know, a's not paying attention because there's a play

2238
01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:46,520
Speaker 3: in the outfield and they come home.

2239
01:56:46,760 --> 01:56:50,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, shoulder them quick, that's the thing. It always feels

2240
01:56:50,560 --> 01:56:51,480
Speaker 1: so frigging good.

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01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:52,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does.

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01:56:55,600 --> 01:56:57,720
Speaker 10: I plunked a guy on purpose once in high school.

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01:56:57,840 --> 01:57:01,240
Speaker 1: Good you what plunk? Is the word?

2244
01:57:02,920 --> 01:57:03,320
Speaker 4: Okay?

2245
01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:06,360
Speaker 7: Do you charge the mound?

2246
01:57:07,760 --> 01:57:10,160
Speaker 10: But he was running as the app in the game,

2247
01:57:10,280 --> 01:57:11,960
Speaker 10: so I decided I'm going to take care of it.

2248
01:57:12,280 --> 01:57:13,880
Speaker 1: Ashley didn't know what plunked meant.

2249
01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:17,680
Speaker 2: I'd like, oh, I can't good. I was wondering what

2250
01:57:17,800 --> 01:57:18,240
Speaker 2: you thought that.

2251
01:57:18,320 --> 01:57:20,560
Speaker 1: I plunked a guy? Back in high school, Brad Rogers

2252
01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:25,240
Speaker 1: said he was experimenting, Randy, you never delivered one cheap shot,

2253
01:57:26,840 --> 01:57:29,040
Speaker 1: not that I can remember, live a little, will you.

2254
01:57:29,240 --> 01:57:29,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2255
01:57:32,280 --> 01:57:34,240
Speaker 5: I was always the one that people were trying to.

2256
01:57:34,320 --> 01:57:38,640
Speaker 2: Cheat get the hot guy.

2257
01:57:38,880 --> 01:57:40,920
Speaker 1: But I had a hockey coach who once said, hey,

2258
01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:42,840
Speaker 1: you know when the clock is that. We didn't lose

2259
01:57:42,920 --> 01:57:46,720
Speaker 1: many games, obviously, but if we were ever trailing by

2260
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:48,840
Speaker 1: a goal or two and the clock's ticking down, the

2261
01:57:48,880 --> 01:57:50,560
Speaker 1: coach would say, hey, if you can't beat them, make

2262
01:57:50,600 --> 01:57:53,000
Speaker 1: sure they remember you. And then we'd go out there

2263
01:57:53,000 --> 01:57:57,600
Speaker 1: and dump some elbows. Always felt great. Let's be Dick's

2264
01:58:00,520 --> 01:58:03,040
Speaker 1: Brewery in Indiana is gonna up and give who's yours.

2265
01:58:03,080 --> 01:58:06,520
Speaker 1: Football coach Kurt Signetty free beer for the rest of

2266
01:58:06,600 --> 01:58:08,000
Speaker 1: his life for winning that Naginal.

2267
01:58:08,800 --> 01:58:11,520
Speaker 5: That was his comment. Right after the game. He was asked,

2268
01:58:11,560 --> 01:58:13,080
Speaker 5: what are you going to do to celebrate? He said,

2269
01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:14,040
Speaker 5: I'm going to drink a beer.

2270
01:58:14,720 --> 01:58:16,760
Speaker 1: He gave a direct shout out, I guess to this

2271
01:58:16,920 --> 01:58:19,800
Speaker 1: brewery upland Brewing is the name of the joint. Okay,

2272
01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:24,560
Speaker 1: gave him a shout out after they won that ball game.

2273
01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:28,560
Speaker 1: I knew the guy was a nerd. It says he

2274
01:58:28,640 --> 01:58:31,560
Speaker 1: re limits himself to one single beer a night. What

2275
01:58:31,680 --> 01:58:37,160
Speaker 1: do you want to live forever? So the guy was

2276
01:58:37,280 --> 01:58:39,440
Speaker 1: chirping at your brad and you threw a heater. Where'd

2277
01:58:39,480 --> 01:58:41,720
Speaker 1: you hit him in the back? Ah?

2278
01:58:43,560 --> 01:58:46,000
Speaker 10: Funny thing is I ended up becoming pretty good friends

2279
01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:46,440
Speaker 10: with the guy.

2280
01:58:47,680 --> 01:58:56,080
Speaker 1: We got to yeah later in life. Yeah, speaking of baseball,

2281
01:58:57,240 --> 01:58:59,720
Speaker 1: I gotta admit that trying to follow who's going into

2282
01:58:59,760 --> 01:59:01,760
Speaker 1: the new Baseball Hall of Fame is one of the

2283
01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:04,440
Speaker 1: most difficult tasks involved in this occupation.

2284
01:59:04,680 --> 01:59:05,520
Speaker 5: You're not right.

2285
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:08,520
Speaker 1: Because they make an announcement about now we're down to

2286
01:59:08,600 --> 01:59:11,240
Speaker 1: seventy five percent. Now if they make this next cut,

2287
01:59:11,360 --> 01:59:13,800
Speaker 1: it'll be fifty and the Senior Committee and the old

2288
01:59:14,040 --> 01:59:16,920
Speaker 1: and it's just so hard to follow, and it's so

2289
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:19,800
Speaker 1: hard to determine when it's finally legit. So correct me

2290
01:59:19,840 --> 01:59:22,720
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. But it says you're Andrew Jones and

2291
01:59:22,880 --> 01:59:26,640
Speaker 1: Carlos Beltran are going into the Hall of Fame.

2292
01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:29,600
Speaker 5: That is correct, along with Jeff Kent, who was voted

2293
01:59:29,680 --> 01:59:35,680
Speaker 5: in earlier through through the Veterans Committee or whatever it is. Yeah,

2294
01:59:35,800 --> 01:59:38,000
Speaker 5: I watched the MW network all last night because I

2295
01:59:38,080 --> 01:59:43,800
Speaker 5: love this stuff, and watching the Beltron and Jones videos

2296
01:59:43,920 --> 01:59:48,680
Speaker 5: and the discussions about those guys was fascinating. Those those

2297
01:59:48,720 --> 01:59:53,360
Speaker 5: two guys, I mean, do we it's kind of hard

2298
01:59:53,440 --> 01:59:55,720
Speaker 5: to put some of these guys sometimes in the same

2299
01:59:55,880 --> 02:00:01,920
Speaker 5: context as Willie Mays. Sure, you know it's hard, but

2300
02:00:02,240 --> 02:00:05,920
Speaker 5: their number, especially Andrew Jones. Good lord, he was such

2301
02:00:05,960 --> 02:00:09,080
Speaker 5: a great player, but he got lost in the shuffle

2302
02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:11,840
Speaker 5: of all the great players in Atlanta during the time

2303
02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:16,560
Speaker 5: period that he played. But both are deserving, so only

2304
02:00:16,680 --> 02:00:18,440
Speaker 5: three will be going into Cooperstown.

2305
02:00:18,720 --> 02:00:22,680
Speaker 1: In July, Carlos Beltran left one of his testicles on

2306
02:00:22,760 --> 02:00:26,320
Speaker 1: the ballfield. I got the right Beltran, don't I I

2307
02:00:26,400 --> 02:00:29,840
Speaker 1: think so? Third base? Ye wait a minute, no, no, no,

2308
02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:35,720
Speaker 1: that's the third bat Adrian Beltray, Texas he already went in. Yes, yeah,

2309
02:00:35,760 --> 02:00:38,600
Speaker 1: Carlos Beltrant left handed hit he met Royals.

2310
02:00:39,200 --> 02:00:43,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, Astros part of the scandal, yeah, Houston

2311
02:00:44,840 --> 02:00:47,720
Speaker 5: and Andre. Andrew Jones is one probably one of the

2312
02:00:47,880 --> 02:00:53,240
Speaker 5: greatest fielding center fielders of all time. Ten Gold gloves

2313
02:00:53,440 --> 02:00:56,000
Speaker 5: in center field. Yeah, he was a great player, just

2314
02:00:56,120 --> 02:01:00,920
Speaker 5: a tremendous at nineteen years old. Hit two home runs

2315
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:04,000
Speaker 5: in the World Series in his first two at bats

2316
02:01:04,840 --> 02:01:08,720
Speaker 5: in the World Series at age nineteen's pretty impressive.

2317
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:12,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the hell Jeff Kent. If you don't know

2318
02:01:12,440 --> 02:01:15,480
Speaker 1: Jeff Ken, If you're a young person, look up Jeff Kent.

2319
02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:19,760
Speaker 1: He had the look that all twenty one year olds

2320
02:01:19,800 --> 02:01:20,600
Speaker 1: are going for now.

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02:01:21,560 --> 02:01:22,120
Speaker 7: The mustache.

2322
02:01:22,960 --> 02:01:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, just nineteen ninety five, Jeff Kent looks like what

2323
02:01:27,640 --> 02:01:29,640
Speaker 1: every twenty one year old looks like today? Am I

2324
02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:30,000
Speaker 1: right now?

2325
02:01:30,040 --> 02:01:30,240
Speaker 10: Yeah?

2326
02:01:30,280 --> 02:01:32,480
Speaker 1: Ye, you're right on, because he still can't get rid

2327
02:01:32,480 --> 02:01:37,800
Speaker 1: of the hilarious top gun mustache. It's a mustache and

2328
02:01:38,000 --> 02:01:40,560
Speaker 1: a guy. Speaking of trade rumors, a guy who's rumored

2329
02:01:40,600 --> 02:01:44,360
Speaker 1: to be traded from word one finally was And that's

2330
02:01:44,440 --> 02:01:47,920
Speaker 1: that Luis Robert Junior of the Chicago White Sox was

2331
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:54,960
Speaker 1: traded to the Mets. YEP, so there you have it. There,

2332
02:01:55,320 --> 02:02:00,360
Speaker 1: you friggin go, Randy Shaver and Brad Ryder. You ever

2333
02:02:00,480 --> 02:02:01,879
Speaker 1: dump a cheap shot on anybody?

2334
02:02:02,320 --> 02:02:04,640
Speaker 2: No, but one time I thought of three compliments for

2335
02:02:04,680 --> 02:02:08,880
Speaker 2: a guy and only gave me one. I'm sure he

2336
02:02:08,920 --> 02:02:09,760
Speaker 2: still thinks about that.

2337
02:02:12,400 --> 02:02:14,120
Speaker 5: I bet he feels so slight too.

2338
02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:15,160
Speaker 2: That was pretty upset.

2339
02:02:15,520 --> 02:02:19,640
Speaker 7: I couldn't even get multiple compliments of Josh, dude.

2340
02:02:19,400 --> 02:02:20,240
Speaker 1: This got dark.

2341
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:23,480
Speaker 2: You want I got an extra gear.

2342
02:02:23,600 --> 02:02:27,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes you once had three compliments at the ready for

2343
02:02:27,560 --> 02:02:30,360
Speaker 1: a guy, you only gave him one. Yeah. I bet

2344
02:02:30,400 --> 02:02:35,200
Speaker 1: you've never ever physically hurt anybody, but you've probably hurt

2345
02:02:35,240 --> 02:02:42,840
Speaker 1: some feelings along the way. You're skilled like that. You

2346
02:02:42,920 --> 02:02:45,360
Speaker 1: don't show your evil side very often, but I could

2347
02:02:45,360 --> 02:02:50,320
Speaker 1: see how you could. What's the word people say these days?

2348
02:02:50,400 --> 02:02:52,840
Speaker 1: You could serve somebody. No, that's not it, you know

2349
02:02:52,880 --> 02:02:59,040
Speaker 1: what I mean? Whatever the term is, what do they

2350
02:02:59,080 --> 02:03:00,960
Speaker 1: say it? There's a there's a there's a modern term,

2351
02:03:01,000 --> 02:03:02,080
Speaker 1: everyone says, Ashley.

2352
02:03:02,120 --> 02:03:04,320
Speaker 2: You seemed very disappointed in me that I thought pooned

2353
02:03:04,480 --> 02:03:06,280
Speaker 2: was still a thing. People say, yeah, that's nothing.

2354
02:03:08,040 --> 02:03:09,000
Speaker 4: Oh, I can't think of it.

2355
02:03:10,040 --> 02:03:13,840
Speaker 2: It's all over social Oh no, capt Captain now flying.

2356
02:03:14,120 --> 02:03:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll get back to this. We'll

2357
02:03:16,680 --> 02:03:19,600
Speaker 1: get back to this. Thanks Randy and Brad you you

2358
02:03:20,000 --> 02:03:22,440
Speaker 1: have a wonderful day. We'll return here in a few minutes.

2359
02:03:22,520 --> 02:03:24,640
Speaker 1: On the ninety three x half Last Morning Show, Have

2360
02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:31,680
Speaker 1: Ass Morning Show Burned roasted, throwing shade. Those are the

2361
02:03:31,760 --> 02:03:33,840
Speaker 1: words I was looking for a few minutes ago when

2362
02:03:33,840 --> 02:03:37,360
Speaker 1: we were discussing what the modern terms are today for

2363
02:03:37,520 --> 02:03:38,560
Speaker 1: insulting someone.

2364
02:03:39,160 --> 02:03:41,840
Speaker 2: Throwing shade. I've heard that is a newer one, so

2365
02:03:41,960 --> 02:03:43,680
Speaker 2: I guess that's still been around for a while. Yes,

2366
02:03:45,320 --> 02:03:47,080
Speaker 2: burn and roasted, we say that nice?

2367
02:03:48,000 --> 02:03:51,600
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, and Jesus and I've never heard about boom roasted.

2368
02:03:53,280 --> 02:03:54,840
Speaker 1: Thank you? So that was how it played out.

2369
02:03:54,960 --> 02:03:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, burn, certainly burn some sab for that burn.

2370
02:03:59,120 --> 02:03:59,880
Speaker 2: You never heard that one.

2371
02:04:00,520 --> 02:04:03,160
Speaker 1: I have. Thank you for your text messages. It was

2372
02:04:03,280 --> 02:04:06,000
Speaker 1: killing me. I couldn't think of the modern terms for

2373
02:04:07,040 --> 02:04:13,800
Speaker 1: insulting someone. Welcome back to the EF AND program. Appreciate

2374
02:04:13,880 --> 02:04:21,880
Speaker 1: all that, all right? Tell me now, each of you, individually, Cubby, Smashly, Daniel,

2375
02:04:23,720 --> 02:04:28,080
Speaker 1: what is your field of expertise? I know it's a

2376
02:04:28,200 --> 02:04:32,320
Speaker 1: serious sounding, scary question. Don't let it intimidate you, and

2377
02:04:32,440 --> 02:04:37,160
Speaker 1: don't be shy. What is your field of expertise?

2378
02:04:37,360 --> 02:04:37,400
Speaker 5: Go?

2379
02:04:38,080 --> 02:04:38,400
Speaker 4: Cooking?

2380
02:04:39,560 --> 02:04:43,000
Speaker 1: Cooking is your field of expertise? You're a wonderful cook.

2381
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:44,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a good one.

2382
02:04:44,280 --> 02:04:45,800
Speaker 1: What is your signature dish?

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Speaker 4: Chicken pikata?

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Speaker 1: Chicken?

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Speaker 4: What chicken pikata?

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Speaker 8: What.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: It's like a lemon caper cream sauce over chicken that's

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Speaker 3: seared on the on the stovetop.

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Speaker 1: You know how to make a ruben?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can thank you a good rubn Josh.

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Speaker 1: What is your field of expertise? Uh?

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Speaker 7: Audio production?

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Speaker 4: I'm all right, I'd have to agree with that.

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Speaker 2: Over I don't. I don't know what. I can't say

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Speaker 2: i'd be an expert on anything. I like a lot

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Speaker 2: of stuff.

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Speaker 1: You like stuff, do you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know, try and learn a few things here or there.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I'd say I'm definitely not an expert.

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Speaker 1: Let's go with audio technology.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know you're like technology.

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Speaker 1: You want to know why. You can't answer, Dana? Why

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Speaker 1: causey humbull?

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Speaker 2: I'm just more real. I yeah, I can't say I'm

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Speaker 2: an expert at anything, Dana.

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Speaker 6: I'd say so just general dorric culture of knowledge of

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Speaker 6: old school video games and movies and things like that.

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Speaker 1: If we me personally, I guess i'd just say the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Sure my field of what do you make of this?

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Speaker 2: I'll try anything four times Jesus said. My field of

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Speaker 2: expertise definitely masturbation.

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Speaker 7: Gotten pretty good at it.

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Speaker 1: Wonder how many times he's tried it? What's his name again?

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Speaker 2: I'll try anything four times, Jesus, he's tried at least

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Speaker 2: four times.

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Speaker 1: Feel free to text in and tell us your field

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Speaker 1: of expertise star Wars. Someone texted in Star Wars. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you make of this? No, wonder, we're so

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Speaker 1: hated worldwide. The average americans top field of expertise is

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Speaker 1: reality showed drama, reality show drama. That's the average americans

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Speaker 1: top area of expertise.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say I know much about any of it.

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Speaker 2: I've never outside I mean cops, I guess, And I

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Speaker 2: don't know if you call it probably not a reality

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Speaker 2: show because the reality show you think of like following families. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I did watch John and Kate plus eight?

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Speaker 7: Hated that show?

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Speaker 1: Did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I actually kind of got into it, did you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Tell me their story.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's John and then he marries Kate, right, and

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Speaker 2: they have eight kids.

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Speaker 1: On purpose, on purpose, well at one time.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't say on purpose, but they did, like in Vitro,

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Speaker 2: and they had a lot of kids in one push. No,

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Speaker 2: it was a couple pushes. As far as I know,

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Speaker 2: dag So, yeah, that's the only reality TV show I've

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Speaker 2: gotten into, or do you count HGTV like Property Brothers.

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Speaker 2: I used to kind of watch that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you love those goofy homes on home remodeling shows.

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Speaker 2: It's been a while for me, but I used to

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Speaker 2: get Dateline. So that's what I guess. When I think

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Speaker 2: reality TV, I think it like Survivor the Kardashians. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I've never been into that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: I knew that we here in general loved reality television.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it would become the average Americans top

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Speaker 1: field of expertise. I guess a lot of us know

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Speaker 1: a lot of this and that about multiple multiple reality shows.

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Speaker 1: The drop set.

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Speaker 2: Now, she my daughter, watches all that garbage. It's just

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Speaker 2: vapid nonsense in my opinion, but she loves it. She

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Speaker 2: sells everything about all of it. I don't really like

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Speaker 2: watching people fight.

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Speaker 4: I like to, Yeah, that's the part that's fun, and.

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Speaker 1: It seems like that's all it is.

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Speaker 6: I love fights, and the people that love the reality

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Speaker 6: shows like the Daity, like the Housewife shows, those types

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Speaker 6: of ones where they're always fighting and stuff. People will

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Speaker 6: break it down and have their conversations if they actually

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Speaker 6: know these people.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's kind of off putting sometimes.

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Speaker 1: You want to know the last thing I heard before

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02:08:37,080 --> 02:08:39,680
Speaker 1: I fell unconscious last night, But I heard the wife

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Speaker 1: say to the dog, come on, Gerty, we gotta watch

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Speaker 1: Real Housewives. My wife watches all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: There's so many of those popular that I haven't even

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Speaker 2: heard of. It's crazy home.

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Speaker 1: The fact that it's become our top field of expertise

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Speaker 1: is really interesting to me. I walk through the room

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Speaker 1: once in a while and catch some of that Real

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Speaker 1: Housewives stuff, and they don't put on a lot of clothes,

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Speaker 1: so I'll hang around for forty five seconds to maybe

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Speaker 1: at tops one minute. Okay, here's what else we here

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Speaker 1: in America feel. We excel at topics, different things that

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Speaker 1: we excel at to the point where we'd call it.

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Speaker 1: It'll call ourselves experts. And this is right along the

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Speaker 1: lines with reality TV show drama. If you ask me,

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Speaker 1: many of us consider ourselves experts on social media trends.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty behind.

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Speaker 1: It.

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Speaker 2: Used to be more into social media than you are now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I think it's just age.

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Speaker 3: I know, like some stuff that goes on. But there's

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Speaker 3: my niece is thirteen. Oh gosh, I hope I got

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Speaker 3: that right, or else she's gonna give me so much crap.

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Speaker 3: I think it's twelve. But anyway, it doesn't matter. She

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Speaker 3: will tell me about something that's going on on social

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Speaker 3: and now what is that?

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Speaker 6: Is?

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Speaker 2: What you're doing? What?

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Speaker 4: What's popular?

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Speaker 1: Next on the list is a little more grounded and

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Speaker 1: real than television and social media. Next up, A lot

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Speaker 1: of Americans consider themselves experts at home improvement or do

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Speaker 1: it yourself projects.

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Speaker 7: I wish I was.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to get there.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's like little things that I want to

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Speaker 2: be able to do that I can't even do. I

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Speaker 2: wish I could was better at that kind of thing.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I also wish I had a little deeper skill set

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02:10:37,760 --> 02:10:41,480
Speaker 1: when it came to fixing things round the house. Ah.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, I'm kind of happy that

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02:10:44,200 --> 02:10:47,920
Speaker 1: I am not an expert, so my telephone never rings,

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02:10:48,440 --> 02:10:49,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

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02:10:49,560 --> 02:10:51,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, people aren't asking you to help do anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how some of my bros can stand it,

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Speaker 1: the ones who are very skilled with electricity, putting up

2511
02:11:00,480 --> 02:11:04,240
Speaker 1: a wall, doing this to a floor, building a room,

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02:11:05,000 --> 02:11:07,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how they keep their patience because their

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02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:11,440
Speaker 1: phone is always ringing. What else are we experts at

2514
02:11:11,520 --> 02:11:17,920
Speaker 1: around here? Trending music? We love the hot new hits

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02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:20,360
Speaker 1: we love. We're experts at music.

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02:11:20,760 --> 02:11:23,960
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassingly bad at it. Oh see someone who works

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02:11:24,000 --> 02:11:27,720
Speaker 2: at a radio station that primarily plays music, right to

2518
02:11:27,800 --> 02:11:29,600
Speaker 2: the point where I kind of hope that our boss

2519
02:11:29,720 --> 02:11:31,800
Speaker 2: never gets mad at me for it. There'll be some

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Speaker 2: band I'd never heard of. Dude, we've been playing.

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02:11:33,840 --> 02:11:36,240
Speaker 1: That for two years. Yeah, he'll get over he'll get

2522
02:11:36,280 --> 02:11:40,280
Speaker 1: over it. Where is frigging meal ticket? We are experts

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Speaker 1: at obscure facts about movies and TV shows, and that's fun.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm the worst at that. I'll tell you. I like

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02:11:48,840 --> 02:11:52,840
Speaker 2: watching TV obviously, but there's sometimes the main care. I

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02:11:52,880 --> 02:11:55,360
Speaker 2: get embarrassed because we're like, Oh, what's the main character's name?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know? Yeah, I'm just I don't. I

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Speaker 2: guess I must barely pay attention or something that I.

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Speaker 4: Don't know why.

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02:12:03,040 --> 02:12:05,520
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you, especially you Dana, were excellent at

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02:12:05,560 --> 02:12:06,040
Speaker 2: that kind.

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Speaker 6: Of thing, like older stuff, new stuff, Like when we're

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Speaker 6: watching the show now, I can never remember anybody's names.

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02:12:11,400 --> 02:12:12,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm not alone.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, I don't count Game of Thrones.

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Speaker 1: And stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: Sound there's too many.

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Speaker 6: There's too many shows that just come and go that

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02:12:19,520 --> 02:12:21,839
Speaker 6: it's just it's impossible to remember it exactly.

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02:12:21,960 --> 02:12:24,240
Speaker 4: That's my problem. I watched too much.

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Speaker 1: I love that some of you know a lot of

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02:12:27,840 --> 02:12:31,080
Speaker 1: movie quotes I do. I just have one rule. It

2545
02:12:31,320 --> 02:12:35,640
Speaker 1: can't be all you add to a conversation, though. That

2546
02:12:35,880 --> 02:12:38,920
Speaker 1: drives me nuts. You ever been in that situation where

2547
02:12:38,960 --> 02:12:40,800
Speaker 1: you and a group of friends are hanging out and

2548
02:12:41,160 --> 02:12:45,160
Speaker 1: all anyone is doing is trading movie quotes back and forth.

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02:12:45,280 --> 02:12:46,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, that can be frustrating.

2550
02:12:46,720 --> 02:12:51,480
Speaker 1: Come on, give give me something from you. I go

2551
02:12:51,680 --> 02:12:54,160
Speaker 1: nuts from that too. There's a fine line when it

2552
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Speaker 1: comes to movie quotes.

2553
02:12:55,480 --> 02:12:57,320
Speaker 2: I got a buddy that every once in a while

2554
02:12:57,440 --> 02:13:01,080
Speaker 2: he'll text in like an obscure eighties and I love that.

2555
02:13:01,160 --> 02:13:03,680
Speaker 2: He'll text me something like, hey, what are you up to?

2556
02:13:04,640 --> 02:13:07,800
Speaker 2: Blass alias or something like that. He'll call just some

2557
02:13:08,160 --> 02:13:10,920
Speaker 2: like sometimes I have to google it, and I consider

2558
02:13:11,000 --> 02:13:13,920
Speaker 2: myself pretty versed in eighties rock. I loved it, and

2559
02:13:13,960 --> 02:13:17,000
Speaker 2: I used to read all the magazines and everything from

2560
02:13:17,080 --> 02:13:19,320
Speaker 2: like the type of strings a guitar player used to

2561
02:13:19,440 --> 02:13:21,560
Speaker 2: use when I was really into it, and he can

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Speaker 2: get me a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: Bloss alias former drummer from Slaughter or as they're known

2564
02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:33,400
Speaker 1: in the rock world s laughter, I remember bloss Elias.

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02:13:33,440 --> 02:13:37,160
Speaker 1: I know a girl who uh he doinked her? Oh

2566
02:13:37,240 --> 02:13:37,880
Speaker 1: did he? Yeah?

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02:13:38,080 --> 02:13:40,360
Speaker 2: I could see the appeal for her.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we Americans are experts at obscure facts and

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02:13:46,560 --> 02:13:49,320
Speaker 1: obscure facts about movies and TV shows. Were also experts

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Speaker 1: at other general trivia. Okay, next up, history, History. We

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02:13:55,640 --> 02:13:58,960
Speaker 1: know a lot. I don't know as much as i'd

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02:13:59,040 --> 02:14:01,320
Speaker 1: like to every time I sit down and play trivial pursuit.

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Speaker 2: I actually was just searching for books the other day

2574
02:14:04,960 --> 02:14:07,960
Speaker 2: that would have kind of like a dummies book that

2575
02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:10,480
Speaker 2: would have all the history you should know. I'd like to.

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02:14:10,520 --> 02:14:11,480
Speaker 1: Revisit some of that.

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02:14:12,360 --> 02:14:15,960
Speaker 2: I didn't like history in school, and now I'm much

2578
02:14:16,040 --> 02:14:16,520
Speaker 2: more interested.

2579
02:14:16,560 --> 02:14:19,280
Speaker 1: There were certain aspects that I did enjoy. I enjoyed

2580
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Speaker 1: talking about wars.

2581
02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:24,360
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, World Wars. That's everybody's favorite. Everybody loves to

2582
02:14:24,440 --> 02:14:24,960
Speaker 2: learn about that.

2583
02:14:25,120 --> 02:14:28,720
Speaker 1: But and the dark historical stuff, as I've mentioned a

2584
02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:32,800
Speaker 1: few times now, I love dark historical stuff. But you

2585
02:14:32,840 --> 02:14:35,080
Speaker 1: know where I struggle like a sun bitch geography. And

2586
02:14:35,160 --> 02:14:37,280
Speaker 1: the wife actually got a world map out the other

2587
02:14:37,360 --> 02:14:39,480
Speaker 1: day and put it in front of me, so I was, oh.

2588
02:14:39,400 --> 02:14:41,080
Speaker 4: And that's good. I have a globe you could use

2589
02:14:41,200 --> 02:14:41,960
Speaker 4: too if you want that.

2590
02:14:42,240 --> 02:14:46,360
Speaker 1: We were playing trivial pursuit, and I showed, I proved

2591
02:14:46,400 --> 02:14:50,520
Speaker 1: that I didn't have I had absolutely no idea where

2592
02:14:50,560 --> 02:14:53,520
Speaker 1: Nicaragua was. And she was so frustrated with me she

2593
02:14:53,600 --> 02:14:56,000
Speaker 1: busted out a world map and started pointing out countries

2594
02:14:56,040 --> 02:14:56,520
Speaker 1: and whatnot.

2595
02:14:57,560 --> 02:14:59,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, will you bring up Biafa a lot? And there

2596
02:14:59,880 --> 02:15:01,400
Speaker 2: is no Biafra anymore.

2597
02:15:01,600 --> 02:15:02,680
Speaker 1: There is no Biafera.

2598
02:15:02,760 --> 02:15:03,080
Speaker 5: Not sure.

2599
02:15:03,120 --> 02:15:05,960
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that was only a thing for a

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Speaker 2: little bit there.

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect to learn that on January twenty first,

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02:15:10,120 --> 02:15:13,680
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. No such thing anymore, I don't believe.

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02:15:13,760 --> 02:15:16,160
Speaker 1: So we know a lot about health and fitness in

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02:15:16,240 --> 02:15:20,840
Speaker 1: this country, de we that's according to this survey, And

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02:15:20,960 --> 02:15:26,800
Speaker 1: we know a lot about saving moneys. Speaking of reality

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02:15:26,840 --> 02:15:28,760
Speaker 1: television show, we got to get to this before we

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02:15:29,080 --> 02:15:35,160
Speaker 1: exit nine half past Morning show, ninety three eggs. Gosh,

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02:15:35,240 --> 02:15:37,360
Speaker 1: do you remember a few minutes ago we were talking

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02:15:37,400 --> 02:15:39,600
Speaker 1: about our fields of expertise?

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02:15:39,880 --> 02:15:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't that long ago?

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02:15:42,800 --> 02:15:47,280
Speaker 1: The number one answer for Americans. The majority of Americans

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02:15:47,360 --> 02:15:51,640
Speaker 1: said their current field of expertise is reality television show drama.

2613
02:15:51,680 --> 02:15:53,760
Speaker 1: And we're going to get to reality shows again here

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02:15:53,800 --> 02:15:56,280
Speaker 1: in just a minute. But what else did we cover?

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02:15:56,480 --> 02:16:02,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so yeah, our fields of expertise. Ashley said, cooking,

2616
02:16:02,280 --> 02:16:07,640
Speaker 1: I said the eighties. Danis said, dorky, retro, quirky stuff.

2617
02:16:07,760 --> 02:16:13,840
Speaker 1: Josh said, fisting. Here's a guy who texted in his

2618
02:16:14,000 --> 02:16:16,720
Speaker 1: field of expertise. This is amazing, he said. When I

2619
02:16:16,760 --> 02:16:18,800
Speaker 1: sit down and watch a porno, he says, every time,

2620
02:16:19,000 --> 02:16:21,120
Speaker 1: I swear to God, every time I know right when

2621
02:16:21,160 --> 02:16:25,360
Speaker 1: the guy's about to pop, And he says when he

2622
02:16:25,440 --> 02:16:27,000
Speaker 1: and he gets it right over, And he always says

2623
02:16:27,000 --> 02:16:28,920
Speaker 1: to everyone else in the room, he says, see told.

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02:16:28,760 --> 02:16:32,120
Speaker 7: You, everybody else in the room, this guy's about to give.

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02:16:32,040 --> 02:16:34,520
Speaker 1: Way right here. I'm telling you that's a good skill. Yeah,

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02:16:34,920 --> 02:16:40,600
Speaker 1: all right, reality television. None of the four of us

2627
02:16:40,840 --> 02:16:44,480
Speaker 1: in the room are terribly enthusiastic about it. But some

2628
02:16:44,720 --> 02:16:49,160
Speaker 1: effing folks they just can't get enough, can't get enough.

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02:16:49,600 --> 02:16:52,200
Speaker 1: It's become our field of expertise in the United States.

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02:16:52,720 --> 02:16:55,440
Speaker 1: Here are some of the most ridiculous, stupid reality shows

2631
02:16:55,480 --> 02:16:58,360
Speaker 1: that actually, according to what I'm reading here, made it

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02:16:58,760 --> 02:17:03,000
Speaker 1: to television here or I think there's one that only

2633
02:17:03,080 --> 02:17:10,680
Speaker 1: aired in the ridiculous United Kingdom. Stupid Awful. Are You Hot?

2634
02:17:11,200 --> 02:17:15,560
Speaker 1: Was the name of one reality show. Contestants who thought

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02:17:15,600 --> 02:17:18,520
Speaker 1: they were hot got put in front of a panel

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02:17:18,600 --> 02:17:22,240
Speaker 1: of judges, and the judges would tell them whether they

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02:17:22,320 --> 02:17:23,200
Speaker 1: were hot or not.

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02:17:24,440 --> 02:17:26,760
Speaker 6: It's basically she's a television version of that website from

2639
02:17:26,800 --> 02:17:27,320
Speaker 6: back in the day.

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02:17:27,480 --> 02:17:30,640
Speaker 2: I mean it's around the same time. Yeah, so i'd

2641
02:17:30,680 --> 02:17:32,200
Speaker 2: imagine it's probably exactly that.

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02:17:32,560 --> 02:17:41,560
Speaker 1: I dumped more fives than twenty five football teams like

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02:17:41,760 --> 02:17:44,760
Speaker 1: high five. That's it, boy. I dumped a lot of

2644
02:17:44,879 --> 02:17:48,039
Speaker 1: fives on those people because I didn't want to make

2645
02:17:48,120 --> 02:17:50,160
Speaker 1: them and I don't want to turn them into arrogant animals.

2646
02:17:50,200 --> 02:17:51,680
Speaker 1: But they didn't want to be mean about it either.

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02:17:51,720 --> 02:17:53,400
Speaker 1: When I was on Hot or Not dot com, I

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02:17:53,480 --> 02:17:55,840
Speaker 1: dumped a lot of fives. I know what you mean.

2649
02:17:56,120 --> 02:17:58,880
Speaker 1: Here's a show call seven. You went seven. Yeah, did

2650
02:17:58,959 --> 02:18:01,720
Speaker 1: not be too mean, but not to you don't want

2651
02:18:01,760 --> 02:18:03,160
Speaker 1: them to get all wild. Yeah.

2652
02:18:03,400 --> 02:18:06,800
Speaker 3: So whenever somebody like you know has rated me in

2653
02:18:06,879 --> 02:18:08,680
Speaker 3: the past, like one through ten and they say seven.

2654
02:18:08,760 --> 02:18:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you think they're just being nice? Yep,

2655
02:18:13,120 --> 02:18:17,600
Speaker 1: Benefit Street. I don't understand. This was a British television

2656
02:18:17,680 --> 02:18:22,560
Speaker 1: show about welfare recipients who refused to work and they

2657
02:18:22,680 --> 02:18:25,440
Speaker 1: ran around committing crimes. I don't understand a word of

2658
02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:26,240
Speaker 1: what I just said to you.

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02:18:27,400 --> 02:18:32,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a little confused too. They I'm assuming they're

2660
02:18:32,640 --> 02:18:35,320
Speaker 2: not telling them to commit crimes. Yeah, I don't get it.

2661
02:18:35,400 --> 02:18:37,800
Speaker 1: There was a show called Black White where a white

2662
02:18:37,879 --> 02:18:40,920
Speaker 1: family and a black family traded places with the help

2663
02:18:41,000 --> 02:18:44,160
Speaker 1: of body makeup and prosthetics to see how the other

2664
02:18:44,320 --> 02:18:50,240
Speaker 1: half lived. It was produced by ice Cube. Born in

2665
02:18:50,360 --> 02:18:55,760
Speaker 1: the wild this reality show focused on couples who choose

2666
02:18:55,840 --> 02:18:58,439
Speaker 1: to have their children born in the wilderness.

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02:18:59,120 --> 02:19:01,040
Speaker 2: Is that something you have a considered, Ashley?

2668
02:19:01,240 --> 02:19:02,560
Speaker 4: Not for a single second?

2669
02:19:02,800 --> 02:19:02,840
Speaker 3: What?

2670
02:19:03,600 --> 02:19:05,720
Speaker 1: No, they we're poring.

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02:19:05,879 --> 02:19:08,760
Speaker 2: By the way, how do you get tune into more

2672
02:19:08,840 --> 02:19:11,760
Speaker 2: than one episode? If even just one born in the.

2673
02:19:11,800 --> 02:19:16,160
Speaker 1: Wild We choose to birth all of our children in

2674
02:19:16,200 --> 02:19:20,640
Speaker 1: the wilderness. There's a shot of some trees and mountains

2675
02:19:20,680 --> 02:19:22,840
Speaker 1: in the background, and then.

2676
02:19:22,360 --> 02:19:24,440
Speaker 2: A splash that's beautiful, and that's it.

2677
02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:33,440
Speaker 1: Then Dad's gnawing at the umbilical corner. Uh, kid Nation?

2678
02:19:34,000 --> 02:19:36,360
Speaker 1: And someone even texted a few minutes ago when we

2679
02:19:36,560 --> 02:19:40,880
Speaker 1: teased this subject the worst, stupidest, most ridiculous reality shows,

2680
02:19:41,040 --> 02:19:43,800
Speaker 1: someone even texted in and said, kid Nation better be

2681
02:19:43,920 --> 02:19:49,959
Speaker 1: in this report. Yes, children ages eight to fifteen were

2682
02:19:50,120 --> 02:19:54,520
Speaker 1: dropped into an empty town, devoid of adults and charged

2683
02:19:54,600 --> 02:19:56,959
Speaker 1: with building a functioning society.

2684
02:19:57,760 --> 02:19:59,720
Speaker 2: Little Lord of the Flies action there.

2685
02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:01,520
Speaker 4: Oh, I loved that when I was younger.

2686
02:20:01,400 --> 02:20:03,199
Speaker 2: That book Ye too Scared.

2687
02:20:03,000 --> 02:20:05,000
Speaker 1: The heck got it? A friend of mine's son was

2688
02:20:05,040 --> 02:20:10,760
Speaker 1: in the movie. This is the first of these bizarro

2689
02:20:11,320 --> 02:20:16,400
Speaker 1: ridiculous reality shows that I recognize. I recognized this title

2690
02:20:16,480 --> 02:20:20,199
Speaker 1: in this idea that they went through with, And didn't

2691
02:20:20,240 --> 02:20:26,199
Speaker 1: this turn into just a dangerous mess? Does anyone else

2692
02:20:26,320 --> 02:20:29,280
Speaker 1: have any information on them? Okay? I thought I read

2693
02:20:29,360 --> 02:20:31,280
Speaker 1: that they went ahead with this. They put a bunch

2694
02:20:31,320 --> 02:20:35,440
Speaker 1: of kids in a dirty town and said it's all yours,

2695
02:20:36,400 --> 02:20:40,720
Speaker 1: and it just turned into an absolute repulsive disaster and

2696
02:20:41,040 --> 02:20:44,600
Speaker 1: kids got sick and parents were furious, even though they

2697
02:20:44,640 --> 02:20:47,320
Speaker 1: were the ones who agreed to have their children dumped

2698
02:20:47,360 --> 02:20:52,320
Speaker 1: into a dirt town. And there was a reality show

2699
02:20:52,440 --> 02:20:54,320
Speaker 1: going for a while called The Pickup Artist.

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02:20:54,760 --> 02:20:56,800
Speaker 7: Oh, God, remember that show is so stupid?

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02:20:56,840 --> 02:20:57,080
Speaker 8: You too?

2702
02:20:58,959 --> 02:21:01,400
Speaker 6: On VH one, this dude who just dressed like the

2703
02:21:01,440 --> 02:21:04,680
Speaker 6: absolute biggest tool would teach nerdy guys how to approach

2704
02:21:04,760 --> 02:21:06,360
Speaker 6: women at bars.

2705
02:21:06,720 --> 02:21:11,680
Speaker 1: He called himself Dana. This self proclaimed pickup professional Eric

2706
02:21:12,800 --> 02:21:19,440
Speaker 1: Mystery is his nickname Eric Mystery von Markovic. But they

2707
02:21:19,480 --> 02:21:26,119
Speaker 1: said his methods came off as manipulative and predatory. The Swan.

2708
02:21:28,440 --> 02:21:31,720
Speaker 2: Back to the pickup artist. They yes, the show Criminal Minds.

2709
02:21:31,760 --> 02:21:32,520
Speaker 2: Actually you watched that?

2710
02:21:32,840 --> 02:21:33,000
Speaker 1: Yes?

2711
02:21:33,120 --> 02:21:34,199
Speaker 4: I love Criminal Minds.

2712
02:21:34,320 --> 02:21:35,920
Speaker 2: They had an episode they kind of made fun of

2713
02:21:35,959 --> 02:21:39,160
Speaker 2: this guy, and boy, he was even extra douchey on that.

2714
02:21:40,879 --> 02:21:45,880
Speaker 1: All right, I missed that one. The Swan was a

2715
02:21:45,959 --> 02:21:52,520
Speaker 1: reality show where supposedly ugly women's underwent transformations that included

2716
02:21:53,640 --> 02:21:57,600
Speaker 1: extensive plastic surgery, and then they competed against each other

2717
02:21:57,720 --> 02:21:58,520
Speaker 1: in a pageant.

2718
02:21:59,040 --> 02:22:00,800
Speaker 2: I remember seeing previews for that.

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02:22:01,120 --> 02:22:05,400
Speaker 1: That sounds so evil. It does. Come on in, Tubby,

2720
02:22:06,440 --> 02:22:10,040
Speaker 1: you know, come on in, Uh, come on in. They're

2721
02:22:10,080 --> 02:22:12,720
Speaker 1: good looking and everyone's laughing right as she walks in

2722
02:22:12,800 --> 02:22:16,280
Speaker 1: the room. Okay, we'll fix you. The hell is the

2723
02:22:16,320 --> 02:22:25,280
Speaker 1: matter with people? Who's your daddy? Oh? Wow? Anyone who's

2724
02:22:25,320 --> 02:22:27,879
Speaker 1: your daddy? I remember that one long time ago, twenty

2725
02:22:28,000 --> 02:22:28,400
Speaker 1: years ago.

2726
02:22:28,879 --> 02:22:30,080
Speaker 2: So stupid.

2727
02:22:32,320 --> 02:22:41,839
Speaker 1: Contestants adopted as infants had to pick predict their biological

2728
02:22:42,000 --> 02:22:43,560
Speaker 1: fathers out of a group of men.

2729
02:22:43,680 --> 02:22:46,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you come up with this idea?

2730
02:22:47,040 --> 02:22:49,720
Speaker 6: And how does it get from just an idea to

2731
02:22:49,959 --> 02:22:51,960
Speaker 6: actually be a concept that is filmed.

2732
02:22:52,080 --> 02:22:54,200
Speaker 2: You're right, there's a lot of steps that has to

2733
02:22:54,360 --> 02:22:58,360
Speaker 2: go through before it becomes reality television show. Maybe not

2734
02:22:58,840 --> 02:22:59,959
Speaker 2: as many steps as there should.

2735
02:23:00,720 --> 02:23:04,520
Speaker 1: Adopted young people walk into a room. There's five six

2736
02:23:04,680 --> 02:23:07,880
Speaker 1: dudes standing there and through a process, they have to

2737
02:23:07,959 --> 02:23:10,160
Speaker 1: predict which one is their real dad?

2738
02:23:11,040 --> 02:23:12,840
Speaker 4: What what kind of process does it say?

2739
02:23:13,200 --> 02:23:16,760
Speaker 1: No, it does not. If they guessed right, they got

2740
02:23:16,840 --> 02:23:21,119
Speaker 1: a cash prize. If they were wrong, the real dad

2741
02:23:21,280 --> 02:23:27,120
Speaker 1: got the money and he's gone all over again. He drives.

2742
02:23:27,400 --> 02:23:29,400
Speaker 1: They show him driving out of there in a Rolls

2743
02:23:29,520 --> 02:23:32,480
Speaker 1: Royce and he gives the middle finger. I win. I

2744
02:23:32,600 --> 02:23:40,039
Speaker 1: win again. You're not my problem and I got the money. Wow.

2745
02:23:42,280 --> 02:23:45,120
Speaker 1: So you got the real dad in the room for

2746
02:23:45,240 --> 02:23:50,440
Speaker 1: this reality show and you got the fake dads likely actors. Right,

2747
02:23:51,440 --> 02:23:54,320
Speaker 1: I'd love to see that on a resume. What kind

2748
02:23:54,360 --> 02:23:56,240
Speaker 1: of roles have you had? I played a fake dad?

2749
02:23:56,320 --> 02:23:59,520
Speaker 1: On Who's Your Daddy? Back in two thousand, I pretended

2750
02:23:59,600 --> 02:24:02,640
Speaker 1: like I would this young person, a real supposedly real

2751
02:24:02,720 --> 02:24:06,080
Speaker 1: adopted but I pretended like he was I was their dad.

2752
02:24:06,200 --> 02:24:09,160
Speaker 1: I fooled him. The real dad got the money, and

2753
02:24:09,240 --> 02:24:11,080
Speaker 1: then I moved on to I was an extra on

2754
02:24:11,160 --> 02:24:15,680
Speaker 1: Two and a half Men and uh then uh Josh

2755
02:24:16,280 --> 02:24:19,600
Speaker 1: next on the resume he was one of the people

2756
02:24:19,640 --> 02:24:23,040
Speaker 1: who act really overly excited at the super Bowl halftime show.

2757
02:24:23,080 --> 02:24:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had that on my resume.

2758
02:24:25,040 --> 02:24:26,240
Speaker 7: What other court, But that's the case.

2759
02:24:26,280 --> 02:24:28,080
Speaker 2: You know, they're good looking. They always do that, right,

2760
02:24:28,120 --> 02:24:30,440
Speaker 2: They fill up front just to put these models in there.

2761
02:24:30,520 --> 02:24:32,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, h.

2762
02:24:37,680 --> 02:24:40,120
Speaker 2: I mean talking about you already got somebody that's probably,

2763
02:24:40,760 --> 02:24:43,760
Speaker 2: you know, pretty upset about their situation. And then that's

2764
02:24:43,800 --> 02:24:46,880
Speaker 2: even worse. I can't how do you victimize people more?

2765
02:24:46,959 --> 02:24:51,200
Speaker 1: You can't picture that. That's so freaking horrible and stupid.

2766
02:24:52,360 --> 02:24:56,560
Speaker 1: That's so bad. It's gotta be you, right, Donnie, You're

2767
02:24:56,640 --> 02:25:00,920
Speaker 1: my dad, right, Donnie, No, it's I actually be Harold

2768
02:25:01,080 --> 02:25:04,840
Speaker 1: over here. Nope, Harold talks a briefcase full of money

2769
02:25:04,920 --> 02:25:08,280
Speaker 1: under our I don't love you, yeah, see you later.

2770
02:25:08,920 --> 02:25:11,200
Speaker 1: What we got to say? See you later before we go.

2771
02:25:11,400 --> 02:25:14,439
Speaker 2: A shout out to Randy at O'Malley's Irish Pub in Woodbury.

2772
02:25:14,520 --> 02:25:17,360
Speaker 2: We appreciate you being a part of the brotherhood. And

2773
02:25:17,520 --> 02:25:21,039
Speaker 2: happy birthday to Killer Jesus from Show Your Boobs, Win

2774
02:25:21,120 --> 02:25:22,040
Speaker 2: a Balloon Jesus