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Speaker 1: Half Ass Morning Show? Three all right Tuesday. Thanks everyone

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Speaker 1: for finding us here at the ninety three X Half

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Speaker 1: Assed Morning Show. And isn't this cute right from the

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Speaker 1: get go? Cubby? A few people have texted in to

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Speaker 1: wish us a happy twenty seventh anniversary.

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Speaker 2: Wow, much appreciated. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: Is that the correct arithmetic?

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Speaker 2: Twenty seven years?

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Speaker 1: Can you believe?

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Speaker 3: At no?

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Speaker 2: I think our early bosses gave us a year tops,

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Speaker 2: like a fill in for some other morning show they

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Speaker 2: wanted to bring in.

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Speaker 1: Is that a true story?

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Speaker 2: That's what I was told one of our early bosses.

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Speaker 1: They never told me Dick about that.

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Speaker 4: Do you guys feel like it's been twenty seven years?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it feels more like thirty seven, it really does.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if you had the same feeling. I remember,

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Speaker 2: like at four years. I mean, because we were pretty young.

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Speaker 1: When we started pretty young.

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Speaker 2: I remember at four years taking a whole class has

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Speaker 2: gone through high school, and that's why I thought, my goodness,

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Speaker 2: we're getting old.

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Speaker 4: I mean that's like my whole life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every four years you think, oh jeez.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, she means do you mean your entire life?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Around life?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, missus, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You are you are twenty seven or twenty eight? Now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight, twenty eight, yeah, twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: I've seen some of the texts. Thank you, thank you for.

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Speaker 1: That twenty seven long, miserable, but very very lucrative years

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Speaker 1: that we've been parading our nonsense over the airwaves. We

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Speaker 1: appreciate your text messages. Here's to twenty seven more. Some

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Speaker 1: idiot just texted in, are you crazy? Don't who you?

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Speaker 1: Don't you say that?

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Speaker 4: I'd be so disappointed in you guys. If you're doing

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Speaker 4: this in twenty seven months years, we'd have to sit

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Speaker 4: down and talk.

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Speaker 1: I can't even we're in the hospice.

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Speaker 4: Let it go, it's over.

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Speaker 1: There was nothing that you could say to me, Ashley,

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Speaker 1: in that moment that I hadn't already said to myself

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Speaker 1: a million times. If we're still sitting here at twenty

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Speaker 1: seven years, as soon as you begin to open your

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Speaker 1: mouth to tell us to go home and give it up,

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Speaker 1: I would interrupt you and say, I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, Josh, what do you think

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Speaker 1: if if if management can allow us to dwindle down

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Speaker 1: to just kind of peter out over the next five

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Speaker 1: or six years, we might have a chance to make

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Speaker 1: it out alive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're on something we've always said. You know,

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Speaker 2: it's still morning at eleven fifty nine am. We could

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Speaker 2: still be the half assed morning show. If we started there,

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Speaker 2: that would be a much better lifestyle. I think for

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Speaker 2: anybody that's up right now, if you're listening live, I

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Speaker 2: think you know exactly what we're talking about. You're probably

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Speaker 2: in the same boat.

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Speaker 5: You never get used to waking up this early.

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Speaker 2: No, the only thing that's different is it seems less

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Speaker 2: weird to me when first I thought this is odd.

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Speaker 2: Nobody should be doing this.

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Speaker 7: Well, before I started doing morning radio, IU used to

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Speaker 7: go to bed at about the time that we now

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys are the same.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Nick was that way his first fifteen years

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Speaker 2: in morning radio.

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Speaker 1: Point I was never meant for mornings. I was always

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Speaker 1: in night out. But you know, unfortunately, if there was

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Speaker 1: ever a time in the history of radio where if

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Speaker 1: there ever was a time where nothing is guaranteed, it's

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Speaker 1: right now. But if management can see it through, see

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Speaker 1: it in their hearts to just let us peter out.

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Speaker 1: I really I want to go out on our own terms.

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Speaker 1: You never know, but just give us, if anyone's listening

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Speaker 1: give us five six years to kind of just slowly,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, start really phoning it in.

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Speaker 1: Just let us just let us walk away tired and unrewarded.

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Speaker 2: Once if we hit thirty I mean they have like

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Speaker 2: a last minute all staff meeting today, so this could

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Speaker 3: I saw that.

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Speaker 2: But once we hit thirty years, yeah, let's just phone

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Speaker 1: And then give us about three more just to financially

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Speaker 1: it even. I'd call it even at that point. If

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Speaker 1: after another six years in that neighborhood, would we feel

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Oh, but I just kind of want to go out

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Speaker 1: on our terms. I know that's a lot of folks

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Speaker 1: wish for that, and they don't get it. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to be greedy here, but like in our final year, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of years, don't be busting our balls. Just let it.

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Speaker 1: Let us just fade away. I think we've earned that now.

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Speaker 2: I think so, Ashley and Dana. You're probably too young

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Speaker 2: to understand this reference. But basement window peeper Jesus said

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Speaker 2: he's been listening to the show for twenty seven years

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Speaker 2: on the off chance the Old Brothers will come back.

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Speaker 2: He's looking for their return.

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Speaker 1: I listened to them once.

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Speaker 2: I didn't wake up at that time, the Old Brothers

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Speaker 2: on the Old ninety three X before it was the Edge.

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Speaker 2: They were the morning show, and so I'd hear promos

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Speaker 2: during the day, but I never you know, it's funny.

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Speaker 2: I hated talk radio. I hated morning shows. I just

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Speaker 2: wanted to hear music.

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Speaker 1: I knew nothing about them, not a single thing.

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Speaker 2: I just knew that I couldn't tell you who was

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Speaker 1: It's funny, isn't it. I mean, I needed a job,

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Speaker 1: That's the simple answer. You know, if anyone ever asked me,

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Speaker 1: you know, why did you get into radio? I needed

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Speaker 1: a job. It wasn't as if I'd never thought about it,

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Speaker 1: and it started with going to Brown Institute, which I

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Speaker 1: had a blast at Brown Institute. It costs way too

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Speaker 1: much money, but I had a blast. I just needed

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Speaker 1: I've said it before, I'll say it again. I should

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Speaker 1: have stuck with driving the zamboni. I really should have,

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Speaker 1: but needed a job, got it. But isn't it kind

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Speaker 1: show for Pete's sake, not a clue. What do you

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Speaker 1: remember as we are on our twenty seventh anniversary show here,

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Speaker 1: what do you remember, Josh about day one? Anything? Day

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Speaker 1: one of the half last Morning Show?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I remember that I hated it.

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Speaker 2: Of the half aass Morning Show. Yes, because of other things.

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Speaker 1: I'd hope there were some things that I hated about it.

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Speaker 1: But after day one I called the boss and I said,

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Speaker 1: I can't do this.

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Speaker 2: I was excited because it was the first time I

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Speaker 2: we've become friends beforehand, right And you know, I didn't

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Speaker 2: even this was an accident for me. I called in

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Speaker 2: to ask who Taylor Hawkins was. I went to Atlantis

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Speaker 5: You kept somebody on the phone for a while.

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Speaker 2: It was mutual, and he he's like, you should just

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Speaker 2: if you like music. And I did, and I really

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Speaker 2: I don't even want to be on the air now.

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Speaker 2: I do. It's my it's nerves. It's nerves, and I

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Speaker 2: It's a weird thing. I've been here twenty seven years,

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Speaker 3: It's on me.

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Speaker 2: But I had the boss was like, hey, you know

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Speaker 2: Look to the left where our CD player was. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I feel like a fraud after twenty seven years that

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Speaker 2: excited to have an opportunity to work with you. And

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Speaker 2: you know we've ended up staying here. But we did

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Speaker 2: have a pact. You know, we were both in our twenties.

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Speaker 2: If we stayed here into our thirties, we were going

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Speaker 2: to drive off a cliff together. Because I remember looking

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Speaker 2: at dudes in their thirties in rock radio going, what

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Speaker 2: a bunch of losers.

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Speaker 4: I've never thought that. If that makes you feel any better, Josh,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: What did you say.

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Speaker 4: I've never looked at you guys and thought you were losing.

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Speaker 1: Well, how could you? I remember I hated it after

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Speaker 1: one day and I called the Boss and said, because

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Speaker 1: I had prior morning show experience, and we did a

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Speaker 1: lot of talking. On the day one of the half

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Speaker 1: quick jokes and then we'll play seven songs in a row.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. By terrible mid nineties, artists got.

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Speaker 7: Established the music position as the insider turned as was

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Speaker 7: always me.

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Speaker 1: And I called the Boss and I said, find me

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Speaker 1: something else here in the building, and he said, give

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Speaker 1: it time. And of course the friendship between Cubby and I,

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Speaker 1: the greatest friendship in the history of Twin Cities radio,

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Speaker 1: only grew from there, and it helped me tolerate some

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Speaker 2: I forgot about that. You're right, we weren't allowed to

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Speaker 2: go over five minutes.

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Speaker 1: It was horrible.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, And.

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Speaker 2: Like the Boss, he was, you know, he was a jerk,

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Speaker 2: and he didn't mind being a jerk. I think he

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Speaker 2: liked being a jerk.

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Speaker 1: Got off on it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So it was five minutes at the time, and.

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Speaker 1: Eventually he was a puss, is what he was.

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Speaker 1: People bringing up things like isides hanging out with Tesla

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Speaker 1: Back or Front Lord still get questions about those. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: People ask me about those all the time, and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: It's not being funny for me, Well, for me, it

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Speaker 1: Our interview with Jake the Snake Roberts, Oh, I heard

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Speaker 2: There were a few bad ones.

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Speaker 6: Radio used to be so much cooler.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're damn right. What do you mean You guys.

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Speaker 4: Used to like, I don't know, talk and do talk

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't want to do morning show interviews anymore.

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Speaker 1: I mean neither do we.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, man, we were talking about last and twenty seven

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Speaker 1: Well, Dana, I appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: me sharing this, but it was on air. You and

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00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,120
Speaker 2: this guy hated each other and he said something kind

446
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 2: of rude, like maybe told you to shut up or

447
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,560
Speaker 2: something like that, and you said, I would, but be

448
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,200
Speaker 2: mindful of the ratings.

449
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,639
Speaker 6: I'll never forget that.

450
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,119
Speaker 2: Oh that just that punched me in the stomach and

451
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Speaker 2: I had nothing to do.

452
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,560
Speaker 1: With Gotta keep the ratings in mind, brother.

453
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,640
Speaker 2: All right, I'll stop talking, but be mindful of the ratings.

454
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 4: I love being able to tell and you don't like somebody.

455
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,640
Speaker 4: It's my favorite thing.

456
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to drive a couple people in the

457
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:18,119
Speaker 1: building crazy. By h Josh and I would just intentionally

458
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,160
Speaker 1: be as arrogant as possible, all sarcastic. If you knew us,

459
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: you knew we were kidding. But if you were like

460
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,119
Speaker 1: an angry prick who just didn't like us, so we

461
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 1: would we would often dump little lines like that. We

462
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 1: would make it seem as if when Josh and I

463
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 1: weren't constantly speaking the ratings meter we just start to

464
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 1: dive towards the bottom. But if we were speaking it

465
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 1: would climb towards the and we would just drive a

466
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 1: couple people in this building crazy by saying, yeah, you know,

467
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: I probably should get that endorsement, you know, because of

468
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 1: the ratings. Anyway, uh, doing Denny Green bits back in

469
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 1: the day. We love the Denny Green bits.

470
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 2: But well, when we used to have that Denny Green

471
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 2: impersonator on during football picks, oh oh he was awesome.

472
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 2: He was so good, and.

473
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 1: He was so awesome.

474
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: He was so good, I don't want to say the rest.

475
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 1: Totally out of his mind, totally.

476
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 2: He was eccentric. I went and saw him at work.

477
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 2: He worked for the Vikings at the time, and he

478
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,640
Speaker 2: had a really complicated job. It was kind of cool.

479
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 2: He was like a statistician or I don't know, you

480
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: did something like that. I know what the official title was,

481
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 2: but I mean, well, if you watch sports, you know,

482
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,919
Speaker 2: like the AWS stat says this or forty percent of

483
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: the time it does this. So he was saying this,

484
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,159
Speaker 2: and twenty some years ago, you know, if you return

485
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 2: a kick for a touchdown you have this percentage of

486
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 2: winning and stuff. They had everything spot. He was fascinating.

487
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,239
Speaker 2: It was really fascinating. But yeah, Nick's right, he was

488
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: it was a little different.

489
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 1: There's a text from the lyrical he wasn't. Oh my god,

490
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: I would laugh so hard. A text from little Peter Jesus,

491
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 1: why did you guys dump the ex girls? We didn't

492
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: dump them, They dumped us. They didn't come back.

493
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 2: Different time, Yeah, yeah, some things were different.

494
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: We keep calling them, see if they want to do

495
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: a reunion. They say no, that was stupid.

496
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 4: They us you up?

497
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh yeah, the old U up text. When my

498
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 2: wife and I were dating, I would send some of those.

499
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what is that. It's basically just like a

500
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 5: code word for hey, do you want to come over?

501
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, oh you Ashley. You were probably more

502
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: direct about it, like hey, won a fold?

503
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I'm not wasting time.

504
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: You don't need any code words already set ups.

505
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 2: Oh now we're getting texting. Why are you guys reminiscing?

506
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 2: Are you quitting? No, we were mentioning. Today's the twenty

507
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: seventh anniversary of the show.

508
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: Five or six years from now, though, we'll be quitting

509
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: again if everything plays out all right. And this is

510
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: very very uncertain times. You know, I'm just talking perfect

511
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: case scenario.

512
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 2: Well, technically, three years from now we'll be quitting, but

513
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 2: we might last another three or four after that, right right?

514
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 2: Quiet quitting? Is that what the terms.

515
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: Term? Oh you know what in that in those last

516
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: two years again, if everything plays out perfectly and six

517
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: years from now whatever, we're on our way out. I

518
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: hope that in the last year year and a half,

519
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 1: speaking of the ratings, I hope we are so far

520
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: down the list that you can't even smell us. I mean,

521
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: I hope that this show becomes so unpopular towards them.

522
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 4: Yes, no, I need to be able to get a job,

523
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 4: be like, hey, you know, we weren't trash.

524
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: Cause I want management in that last year and a half.

525
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 1: I want management to say to themselves, oh, for the

526
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: love of Christ, can we just get this overwin? They're

527
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 1: still there. Look at the numbers. It's awful. Nobody cares.

528
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: That's how I want to go out.

529
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ashley, you know what, if that's the case and

530
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 2: you stick around, less pressure when you're number fifteen.

531
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 4: Or something, you can just sit shirt on the mics

532
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 4: and not even saying they just talk about my dogs

533
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 4: all morning that.

534
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 1: I want to end where we started. Josh, We're at

535
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: the very end, even though I'll be sixty something, we'll

536
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: be doing like a seven am live on air promotion

537
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: from cub Foods or something on a Saturday morning. You

538
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean?

539
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 6: This is awesome.

540
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: Well, you know a pork loin is is a ten

541
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: percent off today at cub Foods. Come on down and

542
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 1: see Nick and Josh. Dana's out in the parking lot,

543
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: Grill and Wieners. Ashley is in the back making pizzas.

544
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 1: I want it to be just pathetic, just an awful,

545
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 1: sad ending, like I want it to be like kiss.

546
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 2: Like you said, you know, if we're in our sixties,

547
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 2: we'll go back to nineties radio where they want us

548
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: up on the billboard. Yeah, extlore, totally extreme a sixty

549
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 2: some year old.

550
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 6: Now, you guys are gonna die.

551
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, as soon as I get my prostate checked, I'm

552
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 2: gonna run up there and get on that billboard.

553
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 1: I want it to be on our terms. But a

554
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: really sad, quiet ending. That's what I fantasize about. All right,

555
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: your stupid bastards, Well you ought to get going.

556
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: What is your plan out of Sorry? I guess maybe

557
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have brought this up as.

558
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: Oh, we've discussed this before. My post radio plans.

559
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 2: No I met Dana and Ashes.

560
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: Oh he oh those other people. Yeah, what are you

561
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: gonna do?

562
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

563
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 5: Man, I guess I should have thought about that.

564
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,239
Speaker 4: I want to know, maybe try to do something in

565
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 4: my degree field. Try to try to do something with

566
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 4: science of some sort.

567
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: How the hell are you going to get into a

568
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: science career when you're thirty five years old and you've

569
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: been doing radio for fifteen I don't know.

570
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 4: I've thought about that a couple of time.

571
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: Okay, you've got no change.

572
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 4: What about you communications job?

573
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

574
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 5: I have a college degree. I'll figure it out.

575
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: Hey, how did that sound what I said about grill

576
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: and Wieners in a parking lot?

577
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, that sounds one.

578
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 4: That sounds fun. The cool thing is, if all else fails,

579
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 4: I can always bartend. That's a skill that never never

580
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 4: dies off.

581
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 6: Sure, and it makes good money.

582
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 5: There's always a need for it.

583
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: Yep, there sure is.

584
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys want to go over to Donnie's Grill,

585
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: Donnie's Bar and grill. Who's waitressing today? That old gal

586
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: that used to do radio? Who's bartending? Ashley? The old gal?

587
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: She's kind of slow? Yeah, I know, I.

588
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 6: Know who's cooking? The food. Dana's making hot dogs. Yeah,

589
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 6: makes data.

590
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: He's on the back Danas using hot dogs on his

591
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 2: only fans base. It's going to combine the two only dogs.

592
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: Twenty seven miserable, frigging years.

593
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 2: Stupid.

594
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: It has been overall, I I think, to sum it

595
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 1: all up, it's been stupid, freaking stupid. I think we

596
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: got our guys. See Willie Miles coming in later.

597
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: How long's he been doing it? I wonder you've got

598
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 2: to be at least that long on our on our show, no,

599
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: not our show, just in his career. There is an entertainer.

600
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: Let's ask the prick when he shows up. Oh, I'm

601
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: gonna go see you show this weekend.

602
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 2: Well awesome, Yeah at Crooner's.

603
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: Make sure we bring that up to him when he

604
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: comes on in. My wife and I bought tickets to

605
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: his show. Yes, Saturday, Yes, Saturday.

606
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 4: Night, Valentine's Day.

607
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Christ, that is Valentine's Day, Saturday night at Crooners.

608
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any tickets available anymore. We can

609
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: ask see Willie Miles, but I've never seen the man live,

610
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: despite knowing him now for however many years. Uh, we're

611
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: gonna go see a show Saturday, and I mean it's

612
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: sold out quicker than a hiccup. Jim Ross used to say,

613
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: oh it does.

614
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: I mean that's how he started come out on the

615
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: show as I saw him live. And he's one of

616
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 2: the best live comedians.

617
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 3: Right.

618
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 2: He calls himself an entertainer, but one of the best

619
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: I've ever seen.

620
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: He's so good.

621
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: Uh.

622
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: Some people are texting and saying they miss deep thinking

623
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: with Jesse Ventura when we come back.

624
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: Those were fun.

625
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: I can't remember you. You always answer this for me

626
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: and I and I forget every time. Is there a

627
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: do we have access to those old bits?

628
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 3: No?

629
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: Well, then forget this.

630
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 2: This is well, let me double check this.

631
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 8: Uh.

632
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 2: This place has always had issues with you know, our

633
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 2: our instruments here of the trade, and we had two

634
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 2: computers die on us which lost everything.

635
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: Okay for no backups nothing. I know You've told me

636
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,239
Speaker 1: that a dozen times in effort. Here's a text. Does

637
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: Janelle not come in anymore? No, We'll be right back

638
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: with the on the half assed Morning Show. Stupid news

639
00:29:48,800 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: on the half assed the Morning Show. Yeah, we've been

640
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: reminiscing this morning like the Little Riverband. By God, we've

641
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: been reminiscing. Today is the twenty seventh anniversary of this

642
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: radio show, The ninety three X Halfass Morning Show. We've

643
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: gotten too many wonderful texts from our listening audience congratulating us.

644
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: It's been a lot of fun so far. Talking about

645
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: twenty seven long stinking years here in the business. Listen

646
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: to this. So we did have a conversation about how

647
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: we'd like to go out, hopefully on our terms, hopefully

648
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: in I don't know, five six years. That would be

649
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: the best case scenario. There's a lot working against us,

650
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: very true, in order for that to happen. But just saying,

651
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: listen to this, cubby, God help us, God, and baby

652
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: Jesus help us. To quote the Yerkey Boys. A listener

653
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: is texted in to say his dad worked his first

654
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: year at a company when he was thirteen, died at

655
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: seventy nine working at the same company.

656
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 4: No goodness, no, no, no, man, that's commitment, though, Holy cows.

657
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 5: A routine base man right there. He doesn't like change.

658
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 6: That sounds yeah, that sounds like a up your alley.

659
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: Josh, son of a bitch worked until he was seventy nine.

660
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: He died. I mean, maybe had he lived he'd still

661
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: be working there. I don't want that.

662
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: That's kind of how it was back in the day. Right,

663
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 2: it seems people bounce around a lot more. But hey,

664
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 2: your dad he uh, or your grandpa or your mom,

665
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: they're just all working at the same place their entire careers.

666
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: Here's a listener who has a question for us. So,

667
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: when we first started the show twenty seven years ago,

668
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: did people have to use the US male to send

669
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 1: in their jokes about Joshua?

670
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 6: Mom express that it takes five days to get here.

671
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: You know, when we started, we had one computer that

672
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 2: the entire on air staff would use, and it wasn't

673
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: even in the studio.

674
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 6: Oh, I bet that computer was gross.

675
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 2: That's pretty gross.

676
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: And when we started, your mother was still a committed

677
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: one man woman.

678
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know she was all the way until

679
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: my dad passed.

680
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: Oh that's not what I heard.

681
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: No, it's the truth. People didn't start really really texting

682
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: and rude stuff until after he passed.

683
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 6: It's good that they waited.

684
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of respectful folks out there, and

685
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: you can tell by the.

686
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: Texts walking through the park and reminiscing hurry, don't be late.

687
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: I can hardly wait, I've said, have you ever seen

688
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: the Little Riverband in concert? Josh, no magical?

689
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 2: I know you've seen him at least once and really

690
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 2: enjoyed it.

691
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 5: Cool.

692
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: Change, son, That's all I gotta say. Change. All right,

693
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: onto today's stupid news report. We're going to start with

694
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:13,479
Speaker 1: an English dude, so you know, the odds are this

695
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: could be aggravating this particular englishman. He comes off more

696
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: like he belongs in the insane asylum. By God says here.

697
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: He was recently uped and accused of killing his girlfriend.

698
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 3: He was.

699
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: The allegations are that he went ahead and killed his girlfriend,

700
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: and when the police arrested him for that alleged murder,

701
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: he openly complained that his arrest is going to screw

702
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: up his chances of getting his filthy English hands on

703
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: the new Grand Theft Auto video game.

704
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 9: Which, what are you talking about? You got a for that?

705
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 9: So I, Robert Richards said the following, I accidentally killed her.

706
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 9: At least I admitted to it. I'm going to miss

707
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 9: g t A. I'm going to get life.

708
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: I just repeat back what you said.

709
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: The killer guy there crying and complaining about how he's

710
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: going to miss out on Grand theft Auto six. Play

711
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: that again if he can, Josh, he sound does he

712
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: not sound like an English muppet a little bit?

713
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 3: Which? What are you talking about? You got for that.

714
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: Right there?

715
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 9: So I wrote, Richards said the following I accidentally killed her.

716
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 9: At least I admitted to it. I'm going to miss

717
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,760
Speaker 9: gt A. I'm going to get life.

718
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: Hey, you get life? Sounds like Kermit and Piggy had

719
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: a guest English muppet on the show and all right, yeah, this.

720
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: Falls under the Austin powers. You just don't get it,

721
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 2: do you, Scott, that's main concern going away for murder.

722
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 2: Doesn't care about the girlfriend.

723
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: Now this all reminds me. This all reminds me.

724
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 3: Uh.

725
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: There was a popular true crime story on television that

726
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: I heard about where a dude is a setting in

727
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: jail accused of something awful, and when he's informed how

728
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: long he has to stay in jail before he goes

729
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: to court, he says, I believe to his mother, he says,

730
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: oh no, does that mean I'm gonna miss WrestleMania?

731
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, making a murderer?

732
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: When do I get You'll get a different one for Friday? Yeah?

733
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: I don't get the near.

734
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 10: Oh we're going to get your.

735
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 3: Guilty.

736
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,240
Speaker 6: I don't ridiculous.

737
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know if you could hear it.

738
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 2: But she's like, don't worry about your dad's dad's taping it.

739
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 2: Did she say that, yeah, dad's taping it?

740
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: Mythmania?

741
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 2: What was the name of the show, making a murderer?

742
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,439
Speaker 1: I believe, did you Wortship? I did?

743
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 2: Was that like right during the pandemic too?

744
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 5: I can't That one was huge.

745
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: It was a really big show. Never saw it, I

746
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: think on Netflix.

747
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 4: I never watched it. Was that guy that was upset

748
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 4: about missing wrestle media. Was he actually did he actually murder?

749
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: Well, he was convicted of it.

750
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 3: I don't.

751
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: That's one of those I'm like, oh, that dude is

752
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: so good. Well, you know, maybe he's not guilty. The

753
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 2: way they had the show, all right, it was kind

754
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 2: of tough.

755
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 7: They're definitely odd and I heard that they don't really

756
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 7: wrap that one up in a neat package. If I'm

757
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 7: gonna watch a true crime, I needed a definitive answer

758
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 7: and ending to it. I don't like the ones where well, yeah,

759
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 7: you wat spent four hours watching this and uh, your

760
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 7: guess is as good as ours.

761
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 5: We don't know who killed the guy. I hate when

762
00:36:59,040 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 5: that happens.

763
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 4: I'm with you, Dana. I listened to a couple murder

764
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 4: podcasts and I don't like to read the description because

765
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 4: then I think it gives a lot away, and so

766
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 4: then I'll get to the end sometimes and they're like

767
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 4: and they never caught the killer, and I'm like, what, ah.

768
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: So this English speller, he's a thirty five year old

769
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: by the name of Robert. He allegedly killed his girlfriend.

770
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: And the audio that Josh played for you, that's from

771
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: the the police body cam of when he was arrested.

772
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 1: He's crying up and down Robert and he says, I'm

773
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: a miss GTA isn't it? You know that bit right?

774
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: How the English love to throw in that innate into everything.

775
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 3: They say.

776
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: He's Josh from the half aast Morning Show, isn't it?

777
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 3: I like that?

778
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 10: Oh?

779
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too?

780
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: Can't stand it? Start saying that, and then the cop

781
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: says because the cop doesn't know what the hell he's

782
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: talking about, the cop says, what are you talking about,

783
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: isn't it? And the guy says he's going to miss

784
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: out on grand theft Auto six because he's sure he's

785
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: going to get life for this.

786
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 4: I like that, He asks, like, what grand theft ota?

787
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 3: What one?

788
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 5: In his defense, people have been waiting thirteen years for

789
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 5: that game to come out.

790
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: Robert goes on to say that he accidentally killed his girlfriend.

791
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: The story here says that his girlfriend took a terrible

792
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: beating allegedly from Robert, and afterwards he didn't do Jack

793
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: squat to help her. He could have saved her. And

794
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: he's right. This disaster went to court and they dumped

795
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: a life sentence on his ass just a couple of

796
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: days ago. So he will miss out on Grand theftoughto

797
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: part whatever you said it is six. How about the

798
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: name of the judge in Robert's case? How English is

799
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: this guy? The judge's name Ian Pringo? Isn't it Ian Pringo?

800
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 2: So I looked it up Making a Murderer Season one,

801
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen, and then there was a part two that

802
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: came out in twenty eighteen. I had no idea they

803
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 2: had a second part. Yeah, quite quite a bit longer

804
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 2: than I thought. It was longer ago. So Nick, you

805
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 2: didn't watch it Making a Murderer. No, somebody else is

806
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 2: saying you should check out the or Jinx on HBO.

807
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 2: I did watch Jinks.

808
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 7: Is that the one where the dude can confessed on

809
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 7: a live mic when he's taking a piss.

810
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: That's the one.

811
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, confessed to murdering someone while taking a piss.

812
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, he didn't realize that he was miked up for

813
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 7: the documentary that was being made, and he just confessed

814
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 7: to it to himself while he was taking a leak.

815
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: Well, that's not going to stand up in court. He

816
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: was just talking to his penis.

817
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I talked to my penis.

818
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: Come on, he has Yeah, he has a what's the

819
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: word in the business, josh A? You know, if you

820
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: and I are going back and forth, he has a repertoire. Yes,

821
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: with his Johnson can't hold up in court.

822
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 2: There should be some sort of you know, like there's

823
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: client privilege with a lawyer. You can say, yeah, I

824
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,320
Speaker 2: killed somebody and the lawyer can't say anything. You're penis

825
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 2: should have the exact same.

826
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: Thing, agreed, Speaking of court, how many years ago was

827
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: that when they put my sad ass on jury duty?

828
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: Was that two years ago? Now sounds right like that.

829
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: Oh my damn that I hate being on jury.

830
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 6: I forgot about that.

831
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: I hated that I never had to do a damn thing.

832
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: I was never selected to do dick, but just the

833
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 1: whole routine of going down to the city, setting there

834
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: at the courthouse for a week with my rod in

835
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: my hand. I hated it.

836
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 7: My wife had it recently and she almost got selected

837
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 7: to the jury, and it was for it was for

838
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 7: a doozy.

839
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 5: She would have been there a while.

840
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: I I got selected once, but I should say I

841
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: got the summons once and or whatever they call it

842
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 2: in the mail. But I had just moved to a

843
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: different county, so I got out of it.

844
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 5: Oh smart, you move just you moved just because you

845
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 5: get to some incident.

846
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: No, I got it a little bit afterwards.

847
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: And save the joke. What's the same line everyone dumps

848
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 1: on you when they hear that you got jury duty.

849
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: They say, well, just walk in and say something really

850
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: inappropriate and they'll send you right home. Yeah you go

851
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: ahead and do that.

852
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 6: Yeah I don't want to do that.

853
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: You do that for your when you get called up.

854
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: You JABEBRONI says here, And yeah, this would shock anybody,

855
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: says here. A dad was shocked when his four year

856
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: old daughter got the call for jury duty.

857
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 5: Kid's jury.

858
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: In Connecticut, of all the miserable places this could happen.

859
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: This happened in Connecticut. Doctor Omar Ebrahimei is the name

860
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: the old man goes by. When he saw the letter

861
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: in his mailbox with the state of Connecticut flag on

862
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: it or whatever, he thought for sure he was getting

863
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: ram rotted into that stupid jury duty. But it wasn't

864
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: for him. Omar said, I actually breathed a sigh of

865
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 1: relief when I saw it wasn't my name on the envelope.

866
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 6: Oh, it's just my kid.

867
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: And then he said. It took me a second and

868
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: I was all, like, wait a minute, why is my

869
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: fn four year old daughter's name on this thing. His

870
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: daughter's name is Zarah or something silly like that. She's four.

871
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: Her occupation drooling preschool student.

872
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 6: I get your shoes on, kiddo.

873
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,800
Speaker 1: See that's what's funny about it. It's this Omar guy's

874
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: cold blooded, hilarious sumbitch that he is. He was ready

875
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: to send her ass. He told the kid. He said, well,

876
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: you gotta be downtown by eight am tomorrow. You're next

877
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: up for jury duty, your civic duty. And the little

878
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: kid says, what's that? Dad says, it's where you listen

879
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: and you decide if someone is guilty or not. And

880
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: apparently the kid said, but I'm just a baby, and

881
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: dad said, oh, will you shut up.

882
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: Quite the same, but similar a friend of mine when

883
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,479
Speaker 2: his daughter was I'm gonna say nine, maybe ten, got

884
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: some collections calls and collections letters, and that's how they

885
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: found out someone stole her social Security number. Oh, and

886
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 2: I was opening up all kinds of different accounts and

887
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: not paying the bills, so she's got bad credit before

888
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 2: she even enters high school.

889
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: So this was all just a gong show, you know,

890
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: mistake from over there at the Department of Motor Vehicles

891
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: or wherever they sort out the names for jury duty.

892
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

893
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: Obviously, mistake, and it better be. I'll tell you right now.

894
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't trust a four year old to put away

895
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: the bag that just killed my great grandma in a

896
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: drunk driving accident. I don't want a four year old

897
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 1: making that decision right like a grown person. Dad got

898
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: the deal straightened out, the kids off the hook.

899
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 3: Oh.

900
00:43:54,719 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: I hated that jury duty. The only positive thing that happened.

901
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: I think I was stuck there a week, maybe a

902
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: week and a half, going in every morning The only

903
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: positive thing that happened was when I was walking from

904
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: one part of the courthouse to the other to get lunch.

905
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: I ran into our homeboy, local lawyer Ryan Pasiga, and

906
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: he gave me a hug.

907
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a stuck.

908
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 3: That was the only.

909
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: Positive thing I ran into Pasiga.

910
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 3: Nice.

911
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: He's kind of a rock star. They all know him.

912
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: Get the courts. Yeah, he was doing this in the hallway, Josh.

913
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,359
Speaker 1: He was going, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, there he

914
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: is there. She is there. He is there, she is

915
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: I can picture it. And then he grabbed his long

916
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: hair and he threw his hair behind his shoulders and

917
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: he picked up an acoustic guitar and he sat down

918
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: and played a song for everybody.

919
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 3: In the corn house.

920
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 2: And I bet he made it work.

921
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: Yeah he did, all right. I'm very curious as to

922
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 1: where some of his might go with this. We've been

923
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: talking about work a lot this morning, twenty seventh anniversary

924
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: of the Half Assed Morning Show.

925
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 3: Today.

926
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: We've been here a long time. We've been talking about work. Now.

927
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 1: Some of us come from a.

928
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 3: Era.

929
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: I guess is the word we're getting yelled at by

930
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: the boss is just part of working for a living.

931
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: If you screw the pooch you make a mistake, or

932
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: maybe if your boss is just simply a dick, they

933
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: yell at you now and again. Some of us come

934
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: from an era where you don't even think twice about it.

935
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: That's part of making a living. And after these messages.

936
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,959
Speaker 2: Well, I've seen it happen many many times around here,

937
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 2: and sometimes crazy anger over the dumbest things. I've seen

938
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 2: people throw things at each other.

939
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, others are greatly offended by even the thought

940
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: of a boss yelling at them. Obviously, lots has changed

941
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: over the years as far as work protocol goes and

942
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: all that. I'm not sure where this story originates from.

943
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I don't even know what these folks

944
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: do for a living. I just know this. A supervisor,

945
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: a boss at this particular company. He or she is

946
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: a yeller. He or she isn't shy over there about

947
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: getting on folks' asses about getting the job done. Hey skippy,

948
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: he says, get the lead out of your ass.

949
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 2: Oh man, we saw it, hey skippy once.

950
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 6: Oh really, that was so good.

951
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 2: The guy deserved it.

952
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: While we're talking about work, you know, and this particular

953
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: gig here that was one of my favorite memories. So

954
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: we were talking earlier, what are our favorite memories of

955
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: working here for twenty seven years. I'll tell you one. So,

956
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: douche Boss, we had a doucheboss. Well, we've had many,

957
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:09,760
Speaker 1: but this particular douche boss thought very, very highly of himself,

958
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 1: like a lot of radio people, to the point of delusion.

959
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: So douche Boss is hanging around the building. Josh and

960
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: I are in the office of the guy who was

961
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: one notch above doucheboss. Right, got doucheboss one notch above.

962
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,399
Speaker 1: Normal boss is there, right, So Josh and I are

963
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: talking to normal boss and we're telling normal boss how

964
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: much we dislike Doucheboss. That's what we do when no

965
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: one's around, we talk trash about each other. So normal

966
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: boss hears this, here's us bitching about Doucheboss. Doucheboss walks

967
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: into normal Boss's office and normal Boss just to get

968
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: a laugh out of me and Josh. He says to Doucheboss, hey, skippy,

969
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: once you run out there to the printer, I got

970
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: something on the printer. Grab that me real quick, will you.

971
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: And you should have seen the look on Doucheboss's face.

972
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: He was so offended that anybody would ask him to

973
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 1: fetch an email or whatever it was on the printer

974
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: that was frigging lights out, perfect skippy skippy.

975
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 4: He thought I.

976
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: Missed normal Boss.

977
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 2: Me too. You know, I was kind of disappointed. It

978
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: seemed like you and I were the only people that

979
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 2: liked him.

980
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: We were we were. I like our bosses now, and

981
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: I know some of yours are saying, well, you guys

982
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: really don't have a boss. No, we don't, But I

983
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: like the people we work with now.

984
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 2: Me too, best bosses. I can't even imagine better boss.

985
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: But there was a time when we'd go hang out

986
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: with doucheboss and act like we liked him, and then

987
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: we'd race over to normal boss's office and talk about doucheboss.

988
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 6: That's what he just told me.

989
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, yelling at work. Here's a boss. He

990
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: or she is a yeller. So here's the deal. Some

991
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: of his or her. By the way, text us six

992
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: nine ninety three, ninety three, What do you think about

993
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: getting full on yelled at at work by your boss?

994
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: Are you from that era where hey, that's just part

995
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: of making a living, working for a living, or do

996
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: you think, hey, that's out of line.

997
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 4: To yell at me depends what you I did six.

998
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: Ninety three ninety three Luther Bloomington, Kia Textla. It depends

999
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 1: on what you did.

1000
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1001
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 4: If I did something more like I know I'm messed

1002
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 4: up and it was not a good situation, then I

1003
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 4: would understand being yelled at. But if it was just

1004
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 4: like over something really small, that's that's not cool.

1005
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 2: Our old bosses used to yell so much. I got

1006
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: yelled at three times for something I didn't even do,

1007
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 2: and two of them were his own fault.

1008
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 5: Oh sure, he loved that.

1009
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 2: But at the time I had, you know, bleach blonde hair,

1010
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 2: and with I had hair, and it was pretty funny.

1011
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 2: You came in, he scheduled the wrong song. Well, I

1012
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 2: shouldn't say the wrong song the wrong cut on a CD.

1013
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 2: So sometime like track one would be the normal length intro,

1014
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 2: Track two would be a very short intro, and so

1015
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: he scheduled the short intro, which is what I played.

1016
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 2: And I was running the board for someone who's working

1017
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: at the State Fair and she thought it was the wait,

1018
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 2: hold on, I have it wrong.

1019
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: Oh anyways, whatever intro was.

1020
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I played the one he scheduled and she

1021
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 2: didn't know that's the one because it wasn't the normal one,

1022
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 2: and she talked over it, right, And so he came

1023
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: in and he starts yelling at me. And then he

1024
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 2: did say ask me if the hair dye went to

1025
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 2: my brain, which I you know, it's probably wasn't appropriate

1026
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 2: to laugh when you're getting yelled at, but I couldn't

1027
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 2: stop laughing because I thought that was such a good line.

1028
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: Hey pee wee, Yeah, I'm all out of water over here.

1029
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: All right. So we've got a yelling boss here, and

1030
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: this is the deal some of his or her coworkers.

1031
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: Now that doesn't make any sense. They're not coworkers, well

1032
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: they are, but they work for the boss. So I'll

1033
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: start that again. Some of the yelling bosses workers complained

1034
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: about the yelling, so the boss to bust the balls

1035
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: of the complainers, he or she created a hurt feelings report.

1036
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: Now, even if I didn't like being yelled at by

1037
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 2: the boss, I would find that pretty funny.

1038
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: If you can't take a loud voice, now and again,

1039
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 1: if you can't take someone on your ass to do

1040
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 1: the job that you're getting paid for, you can go

1041
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: ahead and put your name on the hurt feelings report

1042
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: and talk about your shattered feelings problem. Was nobody over

1043
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: there at the warehouse or whatever these folks do for

1044
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: a living, nobody found the hurt feelings report to be funny,

1045
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: and the boss is now in deep yogurt over this.

1046
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: Everybody hates him, him or her. He or she are

1047
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: being attacked online, of course by complete strangers. The employees say,

1048
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: instead of feeling heard, I need to be heard. Instead

1049
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:20,240
Speaker 1: of feeling heard, they were mocked. They say this should

1050
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: not be tolerated, no matter where you fall on the

1051
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: company ladder.

1052
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,359
Speaker 2: I mean, it probably shouldn't happen, But wouldn't you see

1053
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 2: the humor in that?

1054
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: Oh, without a doubt.

1055
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 2: But if I was like on the top three, I would.

1056
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: I would put my name on the hurt feelings report

1057
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: because I do find that to be funny.

1058
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 2: I mean, sure, wrong, but that is funny.

1059
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: But I'm a little older. I think younger people aren't

1060
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: quite wired for some of the yelling and some of

1061
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: the way we used to do things around here.

1062
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: So to me, that would kind of take some of

1063
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 2: the sting away. If the guy went to the trouble

1064
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 2: of making a hurt feelings report.

1065
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's pretty funny.

1066
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 2: This is okay. This boss must have been pretty intimidating.

1067
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 2: This text said out a ball who made a coworker

1068
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: piss himself. Oh Jesus, that must be some pretty good

1069
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 2: that is. You know, I grew up being yelled at

1070
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: over nothing. My dad was a big time yeller. He'd

1071
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 2: yell at us all the time. So maybe that kind

1072
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 2: of prepared me for getting yelled at by some of

1073
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 2: the people that worked here.

1074
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 1: So one boss made a guy so scared he peed

1075
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: in his pants. Yeah, so check this out. This is

1076
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: how the boss put together the hurt feelings report. At

1077
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: the top of the page, it's like a clipboard, you know,

1078
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: on the wall you can you can enter your name

1079
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: into the hurt Feelings report. At the top of the page,

1080
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:39,919
Speaker 1: it says winer's name, and that's where the employee would

1081
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: write who they were. Next up was enter the date

1082
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: that your feelings were hurt. You enter the date. Then

1083
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: there was some multiple choice. Next on the list was

1084
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: reason for filling the report in the first place. And

1085
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: your choices are A I am thin skinned, B I

1086
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: want my mommy, or C I don't get this one.

1087
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: To be honest with you your other choice c is

1088
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: I have women slash men like hormones. I don't understand

1089
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: that sentence at all.

1090
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, none of those are good options any Does.

1091
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 2: Anyone understand what other options are there?

1092
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1093
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 2: I don't get that either. You know what word I miss?

1094
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: Butt hurt?

1095
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: I haven't heard butt hurt in a long time.

1096
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 1: Oh, I hear it all the time, do you really? Yeah?

1097
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 2: What circles do you run in?

1098
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like it's usually me who says it.

1099
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 2: Ah, well, that makes a difference.

1100
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 1: I must not say it in this building often enough,

1101
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:44,439
Speaker 1: I guess stuff.

1102
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 2: But for whatever reason, I always thought that was really good.

1103
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 2: Used to hear it constantly.

1104
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: So firks isn't a word folks work, It is what

1105
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: I was trying to say. Over at this company said

1106
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: this little gimmick show that the supervisor boss had zero

1107
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: intention of ever changing their behavior. They say, being yelled

1108
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 1: at is bad enough, but being laughed at on top

1109
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 1: of that by the supervisor is taking it to a

1110
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: whole other level. Hostile. They called it, Josh hostile.

1111
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 2: I've heard the word toxic.

1112
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: You can't cross the street these days without someone describing

1113
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: something as toxic.

1114
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 2: Better copp denasian cop. Jesus, he just text in a

1115
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 2: butt hurt report. Here's some things on it, date of hurtfulness, time,

1116
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 2: what caused the butt hurt? Let's see what was a

1117
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,479
Speaker 2: tissue needed for the tears? Oh, will you be able

1118
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 2: to move past it? And then there also are some

1119
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 2: reasons for filling out the report. I'm an idiot, I'm

1120
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 2: a cry baby, I'm thin skinned, I'm a little bitch.

1121
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 2: I want my mommy. I felt picked on. I'm better

1122
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 2: than everyone else. It wasn't my joke. No one liked

1123
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 2: my selfies today. Life isn't just fair.

1124
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,240
Speaker 1: This is something he found on the internet.

1125
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, or life just isn't fair.

1126
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: I thought it was something he created on his own.

1127
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 2: Well, maybe why he sent it in.

1128
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: That's very quick, quick response. So you know, the employees

1129
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: are saying the boss should go to the human resources

1130
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: department and get in trouble for this. And it says here,

1131
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 1: when folks quit a gig, the most common answer in

1132
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: the whole world as to why they quit is the

1133
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: most common answer is the boss is a dick. Yeah,

1134
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: I gotta tell my yelling boss story again from twenty

1135
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: five years ago. The best girl in the whole world.

1136
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: My old Springer Spaniel, Meghan Marie. We used to ride

1137
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: around town. My girlfriend would be really, really drunk driving

1138
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,439
Speaker 1: this big old van, right, and she just racing through

1139
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: town getting air. Actually, when we'd go over hills, my

1140
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend will be drunk driving the van. I'd be in

1141
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 1: the back of the van with Megan Marie and the

1142
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: just holding her and hugging her, and I'd say, are

1143
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: you my girl? You're the best.

1144
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 6: Girl in the whole world.

1145
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: Yes, you are. These are some of the fond memories

1146
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: I have about Megan. She died one day and the

1147
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: following day there was a colossal fight in the radio

1148
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: station here between our old boss and my direct coworker,

1149
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: my on air partner. I come out the studio and

1150
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: they're in the boss's office and they're screaming at each other,

1151
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: and so I want to be part of this. Somehow,

1152
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere. I want to hear every word

1153
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: of this because I didn't really like either one of them,

1154
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: so I wanted to hear the insults back and forth.

1155
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: I'm grinning ear to ear, You're a fat piece of garbage,

1156
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: You're the most idiotic friggin boss I've ever had in

1157
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: my life. You're a piece of Oh well, why don't

1158
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: you come over here and blow me. They're just screaming,

1159
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: and I'm walking back and forth in front of the

1160
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: office so I can hear it and hear it and

1161
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: hear it. At one point, mid scream, the old boss

1162
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: sees me walk by. He had heard about Megan Marie

1163
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: checking out. As I walked by the office, the old

1164
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: boss says, hey, Nikki, and I turned and looked, and

1165
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: he said, sorry about your bubby, And then they went

1166
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: right back to screaming at each other. He took a

1167
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 1: time out to show me sympathy, and then they went

1168
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 1: right back to verbally assaulting each other, and no one

1169
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: said a word. You could hear it down the hall,

1170
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: the MFCs, everything, you could.

1171
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 2: Go that's the guy that He's the one that had

1172
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 2: the hair dye line for me. That's the thing. He

1173
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 2: was weird. He was oftentimes very difficult to work with,

1174
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 2: but he was a.

1175
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 1: Very funny guy. He was funny when he wasn't being

1176
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 1: a total douchebag. He could be funny.

1177
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: So if you know what an eight track is, maybe

1178
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 2: if you can picture an eight track, if you're enough

1179
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 2: to get that though. We had something called carts, which

1180
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 2: were essentially an eight track that's what it looked like,

1181
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 2: and that's contained commercials and the drops and stuff that

1182
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 2: say the radio station in between. And I saw him

1183
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 2: whip one of those. Now he was it's a very

1184
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 2: good athlete. He threw it at one of our coworkers

1185
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 2: as hard as he could. It shattered against the wall,

1186
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 2: but he tried to hit him in the head. And

1187
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 2: afterwards he even said, you know, I tried to hitch

1188
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 2: in the head and I completely biffed that one.

1189
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 4: Oh, get smacked with one of those.

1190
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: And if anybody was curious, whatever happened to that girlfriend

1191
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 1: that I had. We had a big fight at the

1192
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: bar one night. I put the keys in front of her,

1193
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: the keys to the van, and I said, you keep

1194
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: the van, I'll take the dog now.

1195
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 11: Really, Yeah, sports on the ninety three eggs half assed

1196
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 11: morning show.

1197
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 10: And there's the ribbon and here's the little piece that

1198
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 10: is supposed to go in the ribbon to hold it

1199
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 10: in the medal and yeah, it came apart.

1200
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 2: Don't don't jump in them.

1201
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 10: I was jumping in excitement and it broke.

1202
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: Winter Olympic athletes are being worn not to party too

1203
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: hard or have sex too vigorously after they win a medal,

1204
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: because the medals are garbage and they break easy.

1205
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 7: Seem look at their stories about this every year. Think

1206
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 7: it increased the budget a little bit.

1207
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so depressing. A gold medal, just you know,

1208
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 4: don't move it at all. Yeah, stay completely still while

1209
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 4: you hold it.

1210
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 1: Nowadays they're made out of hemp and recycled styrofoam or

1211
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: some hippie dippy crap that was some lady who won

1212
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: a metal doing something.

1213
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 4: Are those still like worth a decent amount of money?

1214
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

1215
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 5: It depends on whose it is.

1216
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: Okay, she won a metal. She jumped up and down

1217
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: the the what do they call this? That goes around

1218
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 1: your neck? The ribbon broke the metal hit they cracked

1219
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: into it.

1220
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 4: He's so irritated.

1221
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Olympics are over the United States. One.

1222
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was watching curling last night.

1223
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: We put together this and that it's over. Oh I

1224
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: was we went again, Ashley.

1225
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 4: I was watching curling and I was watching that. Uh

1226
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 4: it's like a skiing type of thing where they get

1227
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 4: launched off of like this jump apparatus and then they

1228
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 4: like glide through the air.

1229
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:57,520
Speaker 1: That's jump jumping.

1230
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 4: Oh is that what? That is the coolest state I've

1231
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 4: ever seen?

1232
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 2: Are you joking?

1233
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: Tell me more about the jump apparatus. Is it kind

1234
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: of like a like a hill?

1235
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 4: Well, I didn't. I didn't see the beginning. I just

1236
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 4: saw the like going through the air and then landing,

1237
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 4: and I was just godsnacked.

1238
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 5: I saw a sport the other day. So it was

1239
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 5: it was two teams.

1240
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 7: They're all on ice skates and they had these like

1241
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 7: sticky things and they're slapping around this uh what looked

1242
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 7: like a biscuit of some sort. Sure, and then they

1243
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 7: tried to get it past the big guy that had

1244
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 7: all the pads of it.

1245
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 2: That's hockey. Oh, that's hockey.

1246
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 4: Okay, Sorry, I don't I didn't know that. You know,

1247
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 4: ski jumping was one of the biggest sports in the

1248
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 4: United States.

1249
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: We talked about it a couple of weeks ago. That

1250
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: is one of the games that I like to watch.

1251
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: I like to watch those big bulgarians hang in the

1252
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: air after going off that big jump. Story. They look

1253
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: like flying squirrels, don't they. Josh, yeah, they do the

1254
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: flying squirrel position.

1255
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 2: The penis injections that was still the guys that were

1256
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 2: flying off that jumping apparatus.

1257
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 4: I guess when I was picturing it, I wasn't.

1258
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1259
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 4: I wasn't relating the two because the only time I've

1260
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 4: ever seen ski jumping is obviously when there's been a

1261
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 4: video from the Olympics or something go viral. So I

1262
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 4: was just I was having a great time.

1263
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 2: That's fantastic, and I hope that becomes a promo today.

1264
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 6: It's just so funny to me.

1265
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 1: We're later than balls. The Wolves won last night. Randy

1266
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: Shaver and I believe see William Miles will be with

1267
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: us in a half hour. Josh has some more news

1268
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 1: information for you coming up next half ast Morning Show X.

1269
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 8: I remember thinking like I'm gonna die, like right now,

1270
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 8: I'm like, that's it for me, and acts of paramedic

1271
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 8: like if you could. Pinky promised that if I make

1272
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 8: it out of this, he would come visit me in

1273
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 8: the hospital.

1274
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 2: A California woman has gained national attention after being penetrated

1275
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 2: by a long girthy poll. The nursing students survived against

1276
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 2: overwhelming odds when a flew through her car and impaled

1277
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 2: her in the stomach during a terrifying freeway crash.

1278
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: F me.

1279
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 6: One of my biggest fears. I don't like this.

1280
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, the final destination came through the windshield. It got her.

1281
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 2: She was driving in rush hour traffic on the ten

1282
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 2: Freeway in San Bernardino when a metal pole suddenly hurled

1283
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 2: toward her. Firefighters and other first responders rushed to the scene,

1284
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 2: cutting part of the pole while leaving a section still

1285
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 2: pierced through her tummy. I remember thinking, I'm gonna die

1286
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 2: right now. That's it for me, she said. She made

1287
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 2: it to the hospital in just ten minutes and survived,

1288
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,960
Speaker 2: despite doctors giving her just a one percent chance of

1289
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 2: making it through.

1290
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: They actually told her that afterwards.

1291
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they said, well, when they came in, they thought, well,

1292
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 2: we're gonna have lunch in about five minutes. She's a goner.

1293
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to hear that from my doctor right

1294
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 1: from the get go.

1295
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 7: No, yeah, I'd want some hope, stay calm, But you

1296
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 7: got about a one percent chance here.

1297
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 2: After undergoing nearly three surgeries and spending about two months

1298
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 2: in the hospital, she's recovering, but said she's terrified to

1299
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 2: get behind the wheel. Oh seems perfectly reasonable considering what

1300
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 2: she went through.

1301
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 8: I feel terrified. I don't really drive that much. I

1302
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 8: don't drive on that.

1303
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: Through it, she said.

1304
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 2: She's grateful to be alive despite the ordeal, and thankful

1305
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 2: for the first responders who saved her life while she

1306
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:17,919
Speaker 2: works to become a life saving nurse herself. Crash investigators

1307
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 2: don't yet know where that pole came from. Whose pole

1308
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 2: was at Yeah, somebody's pole a random poll. She and

1309
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 2: her attorney are now trying to determine how that pole

1310
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 2: went airborne on the freeway, urging witnesses of the crash

1311
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 2: to come forward.

1312
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 6: Oh, I would never get behind the wheel again.

1313
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: I bet that's very, very difficult. I mean I was

1314
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 1: almost killed in a head on crash thirty years ago,

1315
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: and it was really odd the first five six times

1316
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: I drove my vehicle after that, I mean, Ashley, if

1317
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: I saw a squirrel in a tree on the side

1318
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: of the road, I was hopping on the brakes. Really

1319
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: everything was I was very jumpy for about oh, I'd say,

1320
01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 1: a good week after that.

1321
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't rememb remember, but immediately afterwards, were you shaking.

1322
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 1: I don't remember the shaking because I was pretty drunk.

1323
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 2: Oh well than no, because usually it was when you

1324
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 2: weren't drinking you had the shakes.

1325
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember trembling or anything very much, just

1326
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: dumbfounded and in shock by the whole thing. A drunk

1327
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: driver just missed me, driving the wrong way on a

1328
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: freeway and killed a couple people behind me. I was

1329
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: able to luckily maneuver out of the way of this

1330
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: drunk lady, and I remember the look on her face.

1331
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: She was completely vacant. This gal had been drink It

1332
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: made the papers. This gal was blind drunk on St.

1333
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:46,320
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day, went the wrong way down thirty five. I

1334
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 1: was able to get out of the way, spinning off

1335
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: the road like Smoky in the Bandit. She killed a

1336
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: couple folks behind me, and it was just more just

1337
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if I know exactly what it feels

1338
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: like to go into shock, but it was pretty close.

1339
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 1: I just couldn't believe what had just happened. It happened

1340
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: so quickly.

1341
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 2: This is a story about forgiveness and sever genitalia, But

1342
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 2: unlike the previous story, this one centers on a pole

1343
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 2: that can never penetrate anything ever again, and it begins

1344
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 2: with a vengeful wife who took matters and man meat

1345
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,439
Speaker 2: into her own hands after suspecting her husband of having

1346
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:21,920
Speaker 2: an affair.

1347
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they still do this, don't they. They cut

1348
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: peckers off.

1349
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 2: That's what she did. She sliced off his genitals, flushed

1350
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 2: them down the same toilet usually reserved for your poopies

1351
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 2: and your peepies.

1352
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: How could you? How could you do something like that

1353
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 1: to somebody?

1354
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's that's a level of rage I hope I

1355
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 2: never experienced.

1356
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 4: And she was just like convinced he was cheating, or

1357
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 4: she had like cold hard truth.

1358
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: She's I think we about ready to find out, aren't we.

1359
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 1: Coubby this was suspected. I have a bad feeling that

1360
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:50,760
Speaker 1: she was wrong.

1361
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,600
Speaker 2: According to local reports, the fifty year old man had

1362
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,800
Speaker 2: been sitting at a coffee shop in South Korea, where

1363
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 2: he fell asleep. While he was out, his fifty eight

1364
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 2: year old wife and her forty years son in law

1365
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 2: rushed in. They tied him up with rope and duct

1366
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,760
Speaker 2: tape and restrained him. The woman then stabbed her husband

1367
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 2: about fifty times before cutting off his wiener and flushing

1368
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 2: it down the toilet, an act that also severed any

1369
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 2: chance of surgical reattachment.

1370
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: God help us all and everyone else in the coffee

1371
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 1: shop is watching this happen?

1372
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1373
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 3: What?

1374
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how busy it was.

1375
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 4: Is this in public?

1376
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? In public? And again she got her son in

1377
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 2: law to help. Emergency responders rushed him to a hospital,

1378
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 2: where he underwent surgery and survived, though he was left

1379
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 2: looking like a ken doll beneath the boxes.

1380
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's too late, huh.

1381
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,600
Speaker 2: But instead of asking the court to throw the book

1382
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 2: at her, the victim stood by his wife and asked

1383
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:44,000
Speaker 2: the judge to cut her some slack when it came

1384
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 2: time for sentencing.

1385
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: No, he didn't, and they did. No.

1386
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 2: His plea for leniency was reportedly taken into account, and

1387
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 2: she was sentenced to seven years in prison. Her son

1388
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 2: in law received a four year sentence for his role

1389
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 2: in the Dong dismemberment.

1390
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,360
Speaker 1: So he's insane. Also, yeah, he needs help.

1391
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 4: Someone needs to help this guy get out of this.

1392
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

1393
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:10,040
Speaker 4: I mean obviously the brainwashed by her or something.

1394
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's insane or maybe he was brainwashed.

1395
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,040
Speaker 2: That was gonna ask, is he the most forgiving? No,

1396
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,880
Speaker 2: gentleman in the p does removing your penis give you

1397
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 2: a like just ruin your brain.

1398
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: I think he came into the day mentally ill. Josh,

1399
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: if you're that's impossible unless there's something wrong with you.

1400
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 1: To be lenient in favor of someone who tried to

1401
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: kill you. Well, let's forget about the packer for just

1402
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: a minute. She tried to kill him, Yes she did.

1403
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,519
Speaker 2: The story, of course, brings to mind the well known

1404
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 2: State side case of Lorraina Bobbitt, which captured national attention

1405
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety three. The then twenty four year old

1406
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 2: cut off her husband, John Wayne Bobbitt's penis, but in

1407
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 2: this case, the severed appendage was eventually recovered by police

1408
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 2: and successfully reattacked and later seen on video in the

1409
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 2: Smutt film John Wayne Bobbitt on cut saw it.

1410
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 1: She Lorena Bobbitt did? What kind of punishment did she receive?

1411
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: Do you remember?

1412
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,840
Speaker 2: I don't remember? I mean she when we went to jail.

1413
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,720
Speaker 1: I wonder what she's doing today? Yeah, she out.

1414
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:21,840
Speaker 2: Maybe somebody could google that. A jealous ex girlfriend in

1415
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 2: Arizona used a roller skate to pummel her ex boyfriend's

1416
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,439
Speaker 2: female friend to send a message, I.

1417
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 1: Got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got

1418
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: a brand new key nineteen seventy one.

1419
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 5: I think she didn't go to jail, by the way,

1420
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 5: just real quick to what.

1421
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, she was found not guilty by reason of temporary insanity.

1422
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,080
Speaker 1: You're talking about Lorraina Bobby.

1423
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 2: She didn't go to a facility like a mental hospital.

1424
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 7: She had a forty five day of evaluation and she

1425
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,640
Speaker 7: was deemed not a danger to herself or society and

1426
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 7: was released.

1427
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,559
Speaker 4: Nowadays, she is the founder of a nonprofit that provides

1428
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 4: domestic violence and sexual assault prevention services. So she's doing

1429
01:09:59,080 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 4: something good.

1430
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 2: Well, that's good. I mean, I can't believe you don't

1431
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 2: at least have maybe a year or something. They're looking

1432
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 2: over you and keeping you away from sharp objects.

1433
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:11,760
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure you were talking about. And now I'm

1434
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:15,799
Speaker 4: seeing pictures and I remember seeing her. I've seen pictures

1435
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 4: of this woman, and I just find her so pretty.

1436
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,200
Speaker 1: Lorraina Bobbit. Yeah, I have no memory of her. I'm

1437
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 1: going to look her up now what she looks like. Yeah,

1438
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 1: I have zero memory of Lorraina Bobbit's appearance. I remember

1439
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: a little bit of what John what he brought to

1440
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: the table.

1441
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:33,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said you saw the porn.

1442
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time here with the computer. Lore

1443
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:40,880
Speaker 1: Aina Bah, you find her to be attractive?

1444
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:44,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, it's just the look, hu like.

1445
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,360
Speaker 2: Is it just the fact that she could cut off

1446
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 2: your genitals at any time?

1447
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 6: Maybe that has something to do with it.

1448
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 1: This is really strange. She is. She does come off.

1449
01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 1: She's very pretty, dark hair. Are we looking at the

1450
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 1: same woman, dark hair, big eyes, Yeah, yeah, I have

1451
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: zero memory of her appearance, but yeah, she's pretty lady.

1452
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 2: So back to this girlfriend in Arizona, her ex girlfriend.

1453
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did she do again?

1454
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,799
Speaker 2: So she beat up a female friend of her ex

1455
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 2: with some roller skates. Then she celebrated the sentiment with

1456
01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 2: an ill advised Instagram brag.

1457
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:15,000
Speaker 3: Oh.

1458
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 2: The victim told police she believes twenty five year old

1459
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:22,600
Speaker 2: Justice Colfield targeted her simply for being friends with Colefield's

1460
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend. Surveillance footage from inside the roller rink shows

1461
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 2: Colfield holding two roller skates, one in each hand, and

1462
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:32,639
Speaker 2: then she sneaks up on the victim. She abruptly swung

1463
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 2: one of the skates and smacked the woman in the head,

1464
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,880
Speaker 2: sending her to the ground, where she then jumped on her.

1465
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 2: In the bold tradition of great heroics while attacking a

1466
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:44,599
Speaker 2: person who's already down. Later, she reportedly boasted on Instagram

1467
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:47,800
Speaker 2: about using the skate and continuing the beating despite a

1468
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:51,439
Speaker 2: third party intervening. On camera, the violence at the roller

1469
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:55,680
Speaker 2: rink snowballed. Colfield is seen relentlessly trying to continue the

1470
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,439
Speaker 2: assault as the waitress tried to stop her. A witness

1471
01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry tried to stop her say her online commentary

1472
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 2: didn't stop there. She also suggested she was willing to

1473
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 2: escalate matters with a pole, which I learned yesterday as

1474
01:12:08,479 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 2: slang for a firearm. When officers located and questioned her,

1475
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 2: Cofield first attempted a classic courtroom classic denial. That's not me,

1476
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:22,559
Speaker 2: she said, shortly before running away. When two officers approached,

1477
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:26,200
Speaker 2: erasing all suspicion, I'd imagine. Left alone in an interview room,

1478
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:29,679
Speaker 2: she abruptly stood, grabbed a chair, and repeatedly hurled it

1479
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 2: into the secured door, with enough force to break that

1480
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 2: chair and damage the door itself. She kept throwing pieces

1481
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:39,639
Speaker 2: its officers tried to re enter and regain control. When

1482
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 2: they finally got inside, she continued her furniture fuselage by

1483
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,240
Speaker 2: kicking a table forward and flipping it into the door.

1484
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 2: Cops say they tried to place her in handcuffs, but

1485
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:51,719
Speaker 2: that proved difficulty as difficult as well.

1486
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,799
Speaker 1: This one's wild.

1487
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:57,040
Speaker 2: She is the victim. Suffered two black eyes, a concussion,

1488
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 2: and chipped and broken teeth.

1489
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 1: I've never never been hitting with a pair of roller skates.

1490
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,679
Speaker 2: Oh, I bet that hurts like heck. And like I said,

1491
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,439
Speaker 2: she was just a friend of the ex. This woman

1492
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 2: that was attacked, they weren't dating. They had no relationship

1493
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,680
Speaker 2: outside of just a friendship. But she said she was

1494
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:18,160
Speaker 2: sending a message any future women who might want to

1495
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 2: date her acts.

1496
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 8: There you go.

1497
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 4: I'm not going near her axe.

1498
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,880
Speaker 1: That message has been sent right now.

1499
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 2: On the Luther Key of Bloomington text line, text the

1500
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 2: word funny to six five one nine eight nine ninety

1501
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 2: three ninety three. Got your chance to see Dave Chappelle

1502
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 2: at Grand Casino Arena next Monday night. The keyword again

1503
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 2: is funny, like that feeling you get watching sand Beach

1504
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,680
Speaker 2: Volleyball six nine eight nine ninety three ninety three. For

1505
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 2: your chance. Dave Chappelle coming to town on Monday.

1506
01:13:46,479 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: So that show is he going to tell that baby

1507
01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:50,599
Speaker 1: selling weed story.

1508
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1509
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:52,799
Speaker 4: I love that story.

1510
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,200
Speaker 1: He should tell that story everywhere he goes. You should

1511
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:56,719
Speaker 1: talk about the baby they're selling weed.

1512
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:59,280
Speaker 4: Can we play that? Do we have that?

1513
01:13:59,040 --> 01:13:59,959
Speaker 6: That makes.

1514
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:02,360
Speaker 1: Hey? Baby?

1515
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:04,599
Speaker 2: Maybe we could do a little later. We're running late here.

1516
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,800
Speaker 1: Let's see you're doing out here at three o'clock in

1517
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:10,880
Speaker 1: the morning selling weed.

1518
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,120
Speaker 4: I say that to my son on the time.

1519
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 1: Do you ask your baby what he's doing out on

1520
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 1: the street at three o'clock in the morning, baby, and

1521
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:20,760
Speaker 1: the baby said, I got kids to feed. And I said,

1522
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 1: oh damn, I could.

1523
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,760
Speaker 2: I mean, do you guys mind if we go late

1524
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 2: in Shave? We're already late.

1525
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,040
Speaker 1: I never once in twenty seven years, Josh, have I

1526
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,679
Speaker 1: cared if we go late into Shaver?

1527
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 2: Okay? Then here it is Dave Chappelle with the baby

1528
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 2: on the corner.

1529
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:36,880
Speaker 11: Bit it's three o'clock in the morning. I look out

1530
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:40,200
Speaker 11: the window. It was a baby's standing on a corner

1531
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 11: and the baby, the baby didn't even look scared.

1532
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 5: They're just standing there.

1533
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:48,519
Speaker 3: I mean, it made me say it.

1534
01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 11: It made me say it really could and I because

1535
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:53,840
Speaker 11: I wanted to help the baby. I don't trust you either.

1536
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:58,000
Speaker 11: I'm sorry. Click the old baby on the corner.

1537
01:14:58,040 --> 01:14:58,280
Speaker 5: Trick.

1538
01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,400
Speaker 3: Eh, you're not.

1539
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,599
Speaker 11: Gonna fall for the Where is this limousine driver?

1540
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:02,800
Speaker 3: You know?

1541
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 11: I stopped feeling bad. As time goes by, I stop feeling.

1542
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:06,680
Speaker 3: Worse, Like, man, what is wrong with me?

1543
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,120
Speaker 11: What the hell's wrong? I'm scared of a baby, and

1544
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 11: this baby could be in trouble. He might need my help.

1545
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 11: I gotta do something. But I wasn't going to get

1546
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,280
Speaker 11: out of the car. I'm serious, man, I just cracked

1547
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 11: the window a little bit.

1548
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:21,120
Speaker 1: Hey baby, baby, go home. Man, it'stre o'clock in the morning.

1549
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 1: I went, the fuck are you doing out?

1550
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:25,240
Speaker 11: The baby said, I'm selling leads at all?

1551
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 1: About selling lead?

1552
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:29,519
Speaker 3: All right? You got your whole life ahead of you.

1553
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:31,599
Speaker 5: He said, kids to feed.

1554
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a terrible neighborhood.

1555
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are babies, they're starting early.

1556
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:42,000
Speaker 1: I like that, Ashley. I liked that you talk to

1557
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 1: your kid about that.

1558
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. What kind of things do you say.

1559
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,080
Speaker 1: To them when you start the sentence with hey baby? Yes, okay, good,

1560
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,840
Speaker 1: that's all you need. You could go anywhere from there.

1561
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 1: If you lie. As long as you start with a

1562
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,719
Speaker 1: high pitch hey baby, then we're good.

1563
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 5: Ashley, you should have recorded on your phone.

1564
01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 4: I will absolutely yeah. I mean you a lot of

1565
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,639
Speaker 4: things to say to them, and you're supposed to talk

1566
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 4: to him, and I'm like, I get yeah, I get

1567
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:05,960
Speaker 4: off track all the time.

1568
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:06,760
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.

1569
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,360
Speaker 1: Baby. Where are you putting those cheerios and things like that?

1570
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:11,800
Speaker 1: Does he eat cheerios? No?

1571
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 6: No, not yet.

1572
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:18,080
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Banks fifty two. Today, Happy belated birthday to property

1573
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 2: Line Jesus, Happy birthday to Steve. Happy twenty seventh birthday

1574
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:25,360
Speaker 2: to my oldest cam Steve Steve yep, which means today

1575
01:16:25,439 --> 01:16:28,439
Speaker 2: is the twenty seventh year of the Half Assed Morning Show.

1576
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:32,479
Speaker 2: So happy anniversary to my esteemed colleague slash friends, and

1577
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 2: of course to the brother and sister. Thank you so

1578
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 2: much for the text. Thank you very much for being

1579
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:38,439
Speaker 2: such a big part of our lives the last better

1580
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:39,400
Speaker 2: part of three decades.

1581
01:16:39,479 --> 01:16:40,639
Speaker 1: Are Do you think that they think there are any

1582
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 1: babies listening? Babe?

1583
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 4: Possibly that baby might be listening.

1584
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 1: We'll talk to him.

1585
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:47,200
Speaker 4: Hey baby, you selling weed?

1586
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,960
Speaker 1: He what are you doing? Are you doing it? Seven

1587
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 1: twenty seven in the morning.

1588
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, So thank you. It's appreciated more than you know.

1589
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:58,280
Speaker 2: And to Iron Man Jesus, have a happy forty seventh

1590
01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 2: and that's ninety.

1591
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:07,440
Speaker 11: Three X news on the Harp Fast Morning Show.

1592
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,439
Speaker 5: About Bo Gay and McDaniels have some words.

1593
01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:10,519
Speaker 1: Landale's in the piddle of.

1594
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:12,080
Speaker 2: It second butt of the night.

1595
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,080
Speaker 3: As the review, the initial thing to stop the play

1596
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,759
Speaker 3: was a following number eighteen.

1597
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:20,360
Speaker 1: Both Read and Gay engaged each other.

1598
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:24,320
Speaker 3: Therefore they both ejected with double technical files.

1599
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a little scrap last night during the

1600
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:35,479
Speaker 1: Timberwolves Atlanta Hawks basketball game. Nas Reed, my creation got

1601
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 1: into a scrap. They were scratching each other. I mean

1602
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,719
Speaker 1: it was pretty vicious. Of course, there was no real

1603
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 1: punches landed, and just the cavoot tearing at each other,

1604
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:50,240
Speaker 1: tugging at the Jerseys, pushing back and forth. Dirty looks.

1605
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:54,200
Speaker 1: But hi, Randy Shaver, good morning. See William Miles is

1606
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 1: here too.

1607
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:55,639
Speaker 3: Good morning.

1608
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,040
Speaker 1: Did anyone see the scratch marks left on a member

1609
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:02,520
Speaker 1: of the Atlanta Hawks by the name of Jack Landale.

1610
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:08,479
Speaker 1: I did not know after they separated these fellers after this,

1611
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: nas read scrap with a dude from the Hawks, A

1612
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:15,080
Speaker 1: dude Landale from the Hawks, who I think was just

1613
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:19,120
Speaker 1: kind of he wasn't directly involved in the fight. He

1614
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 1: was like trying to be a peacemaker. He had scratches

1615
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,120
Speaker 1: along his neck. It looked like he'd been attacked by

1616
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 1: a pterodactyl your fingernails, see.

1617
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:32,880
Speaker 2: Why was and it was sold? It was huge so

1618
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:35,840
Speaker 2: you saw it. Yeah, Bleacher report they posted it.

1619
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,639
Speaker 1: Oh dude, he needed some bac taine. Is that what

1620
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:40,719
Speaker 1: they used to call it.

1621
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 2: It did look like he like a werewolf jumped out

1622
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:43,960
Speaker 2: of some place.

1623
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean, and he wore it. Well, he acted like

1624
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 1: it wasn't bothering, but you know, with the sweat and everything,

1625
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 1: that must have stung. Like yeah, it was like Josh said,

1626
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 1: it was deep whoever dug into him? I mean, it

1627
01:18:57,120 --> 01:19:02,719
Speaker 1: was nasty. He needed some back team or what else

1628
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,040
Speaker 1: did our parents used to put on.

1629
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,679
Speaker 12: It was kind of a scrappy night in the NBA.

1630
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 12: They had that fight in Charlotte between the Pistons and

1631
01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:12,600
Speaker 12: the Hornets.

1632
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 1: That one had a little more real. Oh yeah, that

1633
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 1: one had a little more spice to it. Yeah, for sure,

1634
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:23,160
Speaker 1: the Charlotte Hornets and the Detroit Pistons. There were punches thrown,

1635
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:26,160
Speaker 1: maybe one or two landed. There was one fight going

1636
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,120
Speaker 1: on on this side of the court, another one on

1637
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 1: the other. It damn near became the uh, the Malice

1638
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 1: in the Palace.

1639
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:37,679
Speaker 12: There'll be a few suspensions from that fight for sure.

1640
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:43,720
Speaker 1: Day man see Willie Miles and Randy Shaver. Welcome to

1641
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:47,679
Speaker 1: our twenty seventh anniversary broadcast of The Half Ass Morning.

1642
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 12: Oh congratulations.

1643
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 1: Congratulations to you too, Randy. You've been sticking it out

1644
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,200
Speaker 1: here with us for years?

1645
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 3: Yes, I have.

1646
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,840
Speaker 12: Actually I'm exhausted.

1647
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:03,200
Speaker 2: What else can we asked of that? You're given it all?

1648
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 12: See Willie, can you hear it in my voice?

1649
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 1: We ain't got a whole lot left either in the tank.

1650
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 1: We don't have much left in the tank either. We

1651
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,640
Speaker 1: were talking earlier about how we want to go out now.

1652
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,679
Speaker 1: Of course we want it to be on our own terms.

1653
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:21,160
Speaker 1: That's a long shot these days in radio. But I

1654
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 1: was saying, perfect case scenario is the company puts up

1655
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,000
Speaker 1: with us for like another six years. I think if

1656
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 1: things go well for six years, I think we can

1657
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,720
Speaker 1: make it out of this alive. Right, But I want

1658
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,440
Speaker 1: it to be a really pathetic ending.

1659
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 3: I wanted to be.

1660
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 1: By the last year and a half of our contract.

1661
01:20:42,479 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 1: There's maybe eleven or twelve people who are even aware

1662
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:49,640
Speaker 1: of the program to where management.

1663
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:51,360
Speaker 2: You've burned every bridge.

1664
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,720
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't have to be a nasty exit necessarily.

1665
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,599
Speaker 1: Just actually, I want it to be the opposite. I

1666
01:20:57,640 --> 01:21:02,760
Speaker 1: want this show to become so stale and so newtered,

1667
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 1: just so boring that management looks at our past stubs

1668
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,240
Speaker 1: and says, why are we doing this anymore? And then

1669
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:13,520
Speaker 1: a bigger boss says, well, it's been thirty five years.

1670
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:18,439
Speaker 1: Just let the guys die out quietly. That's what I picture.

1671
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:21,519
Speaker 1: I think that'd be great, just a slow trudge to

1672
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:22,439
Speaker 1: the exit door.

1673
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:27,439
Speaker 3: Just they do the show so low, they just turn

1674
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 3: you off the air off, you're just talking it to

1675
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 3: the mic. Well, you're just coming in. Oh, I want

1676
01:21:34,479 --> 01:21:37,960
Speaker 3: I want our ratings to be just garbage.

1677
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1678
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:43,040
Speaker 3: You wouldn't even have a signal. You just like to

1679
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:44,200
Speaker 3: hear yourself.

1680
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:48,000
Speaker 2: Like when you give a kid a fake phone.

1681
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:50,240
Speaker 7: Exactly, you'll be like the kid from the movie Wet

1682
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,320
Speaker 7: Hot American Summer, where he does a radio show all summer.

1683
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:57,280
Speaker 5: Long, and he's even plugged in. He doesn't even realize.

1684
01:21:56,800 --> 01:22:00,040
Speaker 2: That we appreciate the nice texts that have been coming.

1685
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:01,720
Speaker 3: In, and Randy still be calling in.

1686
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, because I won't know any difference.

1687
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,559
Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be dead I'll.

1688
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 3: Be totally senile at that point, Randy, you got to

1689
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:11,639
Speaker 3: call into your radio.

1690
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,280
Speaker 1: A lot of folks I think dream of of a

1691
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:19,519
Speaker 1: bombastic ending. You know, we win, corporate radio rules, we win.

1692
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:23,240
Speaker 1: I want to be very quiet to where when we

1693
01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:29,439
Speaker 1: do quit retire. Let's say there's a local newspaper that

1694
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,720
Speaker 1: wants to make a mention of it. Right, I want

1695
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,960
Speaker 1: people to look at that article and say, I thought

1696
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 1: they were done three four years ago.

1697
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,040
Speaker 2: I'm with you, they were on still.

1698
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,680
Speaker 1: I want to be totally unnoticed in the last year

1699
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:42,080
Speaker 1: and a half.

1700
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:46,479
Speaker 3: Even oh, you really actually say they've been out the

1701
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:49,360
Speaker 3: air for five years. I don't think they know.

1702
01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:52,160
Speaker 7: Even your spouses see that article in the newspaper and

1703
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:55,760
Speaker 7: they're like, you were still doing that.

1704
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,719
Speaker 1: But I want management to keep us around despite how

1705
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,720
Speaker 1: terrible the last year and a half is gonna be.

1706
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,000
Speaker 1: I want them to feel obligated to keep us around

1707
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,879
Speaker 1: because of the years of service and dedication.

1708
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:07,240
Speaker 7: Just that sad dog that lays in the in the

1709
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 7: sunshine in the house and doesn't move all.

1710
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:12,880
Speaker 1: Day, you gotta put us in a in a in

1711
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:16,439
Speaker 1: a cold pool. You know, have you ever seen those

1712
01:23:16,479 --> 01:23:18,560
Speaker 1: dogs that are so old they've got the arthritis. You

1713
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 1: got to put them in a cold pool, ye, three

1714
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:24,479
Speaker 1: times a day so they can feel anything. That's that's

1715
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:25,240
Speaker 1: how I want to.

1716
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:26,800
Speaker 3: Be, my god.

1717
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:28,839
Speaker 1: Twenty seven years already?

1718
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:29,719
Speaker 3: Wow?

1719
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:37,240
Speaker 1: Oh by damn uh see Willie Miles, Yes, sir, how

1720
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:40,080
Speaker 1: long have you been visiting this program. It's been a

1721
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 1: few years, man, I want to say ten to fifteen

1722
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:44,240
Speaker 1: at least.

1723
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 2: You gotta be wow. I mean it was shortly after

1724
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,400
Speaker 2: you without knowing it, an hour ahead of time opened

1725
01:23:51,479 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 2: up for Damon Walliams.

1726
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,639
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right.

1727
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:56,479
Speaker 2: It was the last second thing. They give you a call.

1728
01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we're desperate. His opener just canceled.

1729
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,240
Speaker 3: You got to get here, yeah, man, that I pinned

1730
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,040
Speaker 3: him to the wall on that one. That was a

1731
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:08,200
Speaker 3: big payday, David Julian, You sound desperate.

1732
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:09,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what.

1733
01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:11,600
Speaker 3: And this is a casino calling.

1734
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:15,320
Speaker 2: Me and you were, you were you destroyed him? Yeah,

1735
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 2: I mean it was people were leaving when he.

1736
01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:19,519
Speaker 3: That was sad, wasn't it. It was said because he

1737
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:22,280
Speaker 3: came out and he didn't know what he There were

1738
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:24,160
Speaker 3: people in the front road said they could hear him

1739
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:27,439
Speaker 3: yelling in the back because he was like, who is there?

1740
01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:30,680
Speaker 1: And the hell is that out there? And I was

1741
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:31,120
Speaker 1: like and.

1742
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 3: I was I had just come off of a college

1743
01:24:33,479 --> 01:24:36,960
Speaker 3: tour and my I had no voice. When I got home,

1744
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:40,280
Speaker 3: I pounded some tea and honey and I had just enough.

1745
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:42,880
Speaker 3: And David said, I need you to do forty five

1746
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:45,280
Speaker 3: because he only has forty five and I'm like, are

1747
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,320
Speaker 3: you serious? And I'm like, this is Damon Wayne. Yeah,

1748
01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,439
Speaker 3: it was a enigo and he didn't bring an opening

1749
01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:53,599
Speaker 3: act and I did that was it was a great show.

1750
01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:55,799
Speaker 1: But he made a lot of money off that Damon

1751
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:56,439
Speaker 1: way instur.

1752
01:24:56,560 --> 01:25:01,400
Speaker 3: Huh. I told the casino, I mean I this in cash.

1753
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:04,320
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't you say you ain't got it?

1754
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,639
Speaker 2: Didn't you say? Like you basically pulled into the garage

1755
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:08,599
Speaker 2: and went on stage.

1756
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:10,200
Speaker 3: I drove into the casino.

1757
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:11,839
Speaker 6: That's so sweet.

1758
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:14,320
Speaker 3: And they I walked right. They were introducing me when

1759
01:25:14,320 --> 01:25:18,160
Speaker 3: I was getting out of my vehicle and I was like,

1760
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:22,240
Speaker 3: help me, God, when I get up on the stage,

1761
01:25:22,320 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 3: let me have a voice. And I went as hard

1762
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 3: as I could for as long as I could. And

1763
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:31,160
Speaker 3: you know that was and I didn't think I could.

1764
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:33,400
Speaker 3: I really didn't think I would have a voice at long,

1765
01:25:33,439 --> 01:25:35,880
Speaker 3: but the adrenaline kicked in, and you all know, once

1766
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:38,840
Speaker 3: you get that adrenaline kick, that was and he had

1767
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:41,080
Speaker 3: nothing when he walked up on this stage. I was

1768
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:43,160
Speaker 3: just like, I was one of the worst, best and

1769
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,840
Speaker 3: worst shows I've ever been. Dude wouldn't even shake my hand.

1770
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:47,080
Speaker 3: He didn't look at me.

1771
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:51,320
Speaker 1: Josh still talks about that night when he saw you

1772
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,360
Speaker 1: open for Damon Wayne. She still says that's one of

1773
01:25:53,360 --> 01:26:00,240
Speaker 1: the best shows he's ever seen from any entertainer. And yeah, yeah,

1774
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:02,120
Speaker 1: I mean, and that was that was fifteen years ago

1775
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:02,800
Speaker 1: something like that.

1776
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,120
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It was a long time.

1777
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 3: It was a long time ago, and and I know,

1778
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:09,280
Speaker 3: I just and that His problem was I had just

1779
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:12,400
Speaker 3: come off of a college. I was fresh, so you know,

1780
01:26:12,439 --> 01:26:15,040
Speaker 3: my rhythm was there, Yeah, the cadence everything. So it

1781
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:18,439
Speaker 3: was like after they like seventeen shows in twenty one days,

1782
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,840
Speaker 3: and so when I by the time I got on stage,

1783
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,200
Speaker 3: I was, you know, it was prime.

1784
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,080
Speaker 2: So many people left when Damon was doing a set

1785
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:28,760
Speaker 2: that it was uncomfortable because he was like he was

1786
01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:32,000
Speaker 2: there was maybe four of us left in Oh my god,

1787
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:33,599
Speaker 2: why did we just get up and go?

1788
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:38,040
Speaker 3: He was talking about banging tattoo from the island, right

1789
01:26:38,120 --> 01:26:39,400
Speaker 3: from Fantasy Island.

1790
01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 1: He was talking about having sex with herve Velaschev.

1791
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:45,880
Speaker 2: He was, he was terrible, Randy, I was so looking.

1792
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:48,800
Speaker 1: At at a bar he had sex with herve Velaschev

1793
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:49,360
Speaker 1: and a bar.

1794
01:26:49,439 --> 01:26:52,200
Speaker 3: But he was he didn't. But that's what that was

1795
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:52,800
Speaker 3: his joke.

1796
01:26:54,080 --> 01:27:00,320
Speaker 1: Rady Shaver, when's the last time you felt fresheen?

1797
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:01,200
Speaker 3: Seventy seven?

1798
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 1: But you know, Dana was saying earlier, there was some

1799
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,719
Speaker 1: movie never heard of it. What was it called Wet

1800
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:09,040
Speaker 1: Hot American Summer where a kid sits down and does

1801
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:11,000
Speaker 1: some kind of radio show and he does it all

1802
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,240
Speaker 1: summer and then he realizes it wasn't plugged in or

1803
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:13,920
Speaker 1: something like that.

1804
01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:16,679
Speaker 7: So he's kind of narrating the summer at this radio show,

1805
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:17,800
Speaker 7: and he's just a dorky kid.

1806
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:18,960
Speaker 5: And then at the very end, you see none of

1807
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:20,080
Speaker 5: this stuff is even plugged in.

1808
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:21,280
Speaker 1: He didn't know that.

1809
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:22,200
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

1810
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:25,200
Speaker 1: No, speaking of this miserable business, you know, twenty seven

1811
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:27,040
Speaker 1: years of this program, and Josh and I have been

1812
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:32,000
Speaker 1: here for thirty and thirty two years overall. One of

1813
01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:36,600
Speaker 1: my best friends growing up got scammed into believing he

1814
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:40,879
Speaker 1: was part of a satellite radio show. When did satellite

1815
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,959
Speaker 1: radio first kick in late nineties?

1816
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't tell you two thousands.

1817
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:49,479
Speaker 1: So miss, one of my oldest friends comes and sees

1818
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:51,760
Speaker 1: me at a bar gig. This is twenty years ago,

1819
01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:54,360
Speaker 1: comes to see me at a bar gig. Hadn't seen

1820
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,280
Speaker 1: him in a few years. I asked him what he'd

1821
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:57,560
Speaker 1: been up to, and he said, you're not going to

1822
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:01,360
Speaker 1: believe this, but I got myself involved in satellite radio.

1823
01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:03,800
Speaker 1: Now still to this day, I know very little about

1824
01:28:03,840 --> 01:28:06,160
Speaker 1: satellite radio. When this story was told to me, I

1825
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:12,120
Speaker 1: knew nothing. But he said he met some dude and

1826
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,479
Speaker 1: the dude said, hey, you're a funny guy. Would you

1827
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:17,360
Speaker 1: like to be my on air partner on my satellite

1828
01:28:17,439 --> 01:28:20,320
Speaker 1: radio show? In my high school PALSI, well, yeah, you know,

1829
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:24,000
Speaker 1: he didn't have anything going in his life, so they did.

1830
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:29,080
Speaker 1: The scammer did have studio time in a real radio

1831
01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:34,480
Speaker 1: studio here in town. He was a real radio personality

1832
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:37,679
Speaker 1: in this town for at least a brief period of time.

1833
01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:41,600
Speaker 1: But he also had this quote satellite radio show that

1834
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:43,679
Speaker 1: he was doing on the side. So my high school

1835
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:46,639
Speaker 1: friend goes to the real studio sits there with him

1836
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:51,479
Speaker 1: and they do these in air quotes again shows.

1837
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:56,160
Speaker 12: Oh they recorded shows right, okay.

1838
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:59,080
Speaker 1: Recorded it for again, Randy. I don't know how it works.

1839
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,320
Speaker 3: Where did it to play it back later?

1840
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:01,920
Speaker 1: There you go.

1841
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:02,360
Speaker 3: Yep.

1842
01:29:03,320 --> 01:29:07,960
Speaker 1: So along the way, this scammer is saying, hey, you know,

1843
01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:11,320
Speaker 1: you're doing a really great job. And he wasn't. By

1844
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:13,720
Speaker 1: the way my pal played me he's recorded. It was

1845
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:17,000
Speaker 1: just absolutely awful. It was someone the work anyway. But

1846
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:20,320
Speaker 1: the scammer says, you know you're doing really well. I'm

1847
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:23,320
Speaker 1: your boss, you know, so I have to I'm gonna

1848
01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:27,639
Speaker 1: need your social Security number in order to get you paid.

1849
01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to need your checking account number and things

1850
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:34,880
Speaker 1: like that. They do this for like six seven months.

1851
01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:38,720
Speaker 1: My pal never gets a dime. He keeps saying, hey,

1852
01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:41,320
Speaker 1: where's my money, And the scammer's saying, oh, well, this

1853
01:29:41,439 --> 01:29:45,080
Speaker 1: has to He's totally gullible, totally falls for it. Finds out,

1854
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:50,080
Speaker 1: the guy disappears, the scammer never got a dime, and

1855
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:52,880
Speaker 1: all the while the scammer stole some money out of

1856
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:55,760
Speaker 1: his checking account, was able to steal some money from

1857
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:59,519
Speaker 1: him through his through knowing his social Security number. Total

1858
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:03,080
Speaker 1: identity theft. But the best part of what he first

1859
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:05,320
Speaker 1: told me the story is he tells me this long,

1860
01:30:05,439 --> 01:30:09,080
Speaker 1: dramatic story. My jaw dropped. I had never at that

1861
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:11,200
Speaker 1: point in my life, I'd never heard a story of

1862
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:14,360
Speaker 1: identity theft. But when he got done telling me the story,

1863
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:16,200
Speaker 1: he says, because this is the kind of guy he was,

1864
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:19,800
Speaker 1: he says, I got to admit, it's pretty awesome. Scam

1865
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:21,920
Speaker 1: got him.

1866
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:24,719
Speaker 5: He's like, well played.

1867
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:31,160
Speaker 1: There my bay by the way back to see Willie

1868
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:35,600
Speaker 1: and he's and his terrific career. My wife and I

1869
01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:38,080
Speaker 1: are very excited to be coming to your show Saturday night. Oh,

1870
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:40,240
Speaker 1: looking forward to having you guys there because it would

1871
01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:43,479
Speaker 1: be great. We've never seen you live, and we've been

1872
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:46,599
Speaker 1: bros for how long. I'm ashamed of myself it's been this,

1873
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:49,000
Speaker 1: But I'm very excited for the show.

1874
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:53,200
Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean, are you Are you at Are

1875
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:54,360
Speaker 2: you at Crooner's Right?

1876
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:58,519
Speaker 3: Okay, that's my that's my home here in Minneapolis. I'll

1877
01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:01,760
Speaker 3: be doing all my public shows. I'm guessing there are

1878
01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,800
Speaker 3: no tickets available. You sold that.

1879
01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:05,920
Speaker 2: People were texting earlier saying they couldn't get tickets.

1880
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think to the great listeners here at nine.

1881
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:14,240
Speaker 3: I would imagine half my audience will be brothers and sister.

1882
01:31:14,439 --> 01:31:16,320
Speaker 1: I already got a couple of texts because I mentioned

1883
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 1: this earlier. I already got a couple of texts from

1884
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,759
Speaker 1: people saying they bought their tickets. Listeners are you're probably

1885
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:22,640
Speaker 1: gonna have My wife and I butted up against a

1886
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:24,040
Speaker 1: trash can by.

1887
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:27,720
Speaker 3: The squeeze in like I had to squeeze Shaver in.

1888
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:31,639
Speaker 1: Late late Shaver.

1889
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:35,160
Speaker 3: Had to sit next to my family. There's always a

1890
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:37,719
Speaker 3: couple of seats of my family for the last last

1891
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:38,560
Speaker 3: minute tickets.

1892
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,519
Speaker 12: They were clapping and cheering before he even walked out

1893
01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:42,120
Speaker 12: on stage.

1894
01:31:44,479 --> 01:31:47,439
Speaker 3: Got to bring the audience man, yeah, South.

1895
01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:54,120
Speaker 1: Smart. Here's a guy that I've always liked. Referee Rob Page,

1896
01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:59,559
Speaker 1: local living legend, you know, absolutely long time local wrestling referee.

1897
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:03,880
Speaker 1: Rob Age texted in to say twenty seven years. He

1898
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:09,080
Speaker 1: says happy anniversary from one Twin Cities legend to another,

1899
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:16,479
Speaker 1: loving Screech. We used to holler at him. Oh, I

1900
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:19,920
Speaker 1: can see that years ago when Rob was refereeing local

1901
01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:23,120
Speaker 1: wrestling shows, he did look a little bit not as

1902
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:26,040
Speaker 1: much as Brad Bunny, but he did look a little

1903
01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:27,960
Speaker 1: bit like Screech from saved by the bell, So as

1904
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:29,479
Speaker 1: soon as he'd walk into the ring, we be in

1905
01:32:29,479 --> 01:32:33,479
Speaker 1: the cheap seats. Don't f it up, screech, you punk,

1906
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:39,320
Speaker 1: you ugly bastard. Well, for at least one night, Randy Shaver,

1907
01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:44,120
Speaker 1: the Timberwolves understood dumber Wolf. They understood that to win

1908
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:46,680
Speaker 1: a ballgame you got to give your best effort and

1909
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:48,880
Speaker 1: played the lights out first half where they led the

1910
01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:52,280
Speaker 1: Atlanta has twenty five. They led it half time by

1911
01:32:52,320 --> 01:32:54,400
Speaker 1: twenty five, eighty one points at the half. I think

1912
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:58,639
Speaker 1: that's a record for the Wolves. Second half wasn't quite

1913
01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:00,800
Speaker 1: as thorough, but it looks like the Fellers have at

1914
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:03,120
Speaker 1: least temporarily woken up. Well.

1915
01:33:04,240 --> 01:33:07,880
Speaker 12: We've seen this movie before though, too, so.

1916
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:12,040
Speaker 3: It's too bad. It's just one game.

1917
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:15,280
Speaker 12: I wish it was more than one game, but we'll

1918
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:18,160
Speaker 12: see what happens from from here on out. I know

1919
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:20,840
Speaker 12: it's a short week, I believe are they They have

1920
01:33:20,880 --> 01:33:23,599
Speaker 12: one more game left before the All Star breaks tomorrow night.

1921
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,280
Speaker 1: The Portland Trailblazers come to.

1922
01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:26,679
Speaker 3: Do and they're playing well.

1923
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:33,759
Speaker 12: The Trailblazers are surprisingly good, so that'll be a decent matchup.

1924
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:36,559
Speaker 1: But I mean, the Wolves were active on both ends

1925
01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:38,640
Speaker 1: of the floor. They were moving, they were cutting, they

1926
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:41,000
Speaker 1: were sharing the back. You know, it's not that hard.

1927
01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:44,559
Speaker 1: That's what's so friggin frustrating. These guys know the right

1928
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:46,160
Speaker 1: way to play and it's not that hard.

1929
01:33:46,720 --> 01:33:51,320
Speaker 12: I totally agree, it's just it's it's the motivation factor.

1930
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:54,160
Speaker 12: How motivated are you going to be to play hard

1931
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:55,040
Speaker 12: the entire time?

1932
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:56,960
Speaker 1: Just got to be what's that old song? You got

1933
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,639
Speaker 1: to be active? What's the old song?

1934
01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:01,360
Speaker 4: Move bitch out the way, get out.

1935
01:34:03,439 --> 01:34:06,000
Speaker 1: That should be the wolves. That should be the Wolve's

1936
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:08,840
Speaker 1: motto for the rest of the season. Move bitch. That's

1937
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:10,599
Speaker 1: all you gotta do on both ends of the floor,

1938
01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:12,160
Speaker 1: Just move well.

1939
01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:14,400
Speaker 3: You know, the thing that I can tell you, and

1940
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:17,120
Speaker 3: from my experience as an assistant coach when I was

1941
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:20,240
Speaker 3: at Saint Laus State, is that when your first teammate

1942
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:23,320
Speaker 3: doing it, you pull. We never hesitated to pull the trigger.

1943
01:34:23,560 --> 01:34:25,800
Speaker 3: We sometimes you get that five out there, they just

1944
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:28,080
Speaker 3: ain't getting it done. You have to. That's what you

1945
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:30,560
Speaker 3: have a bench for. Oh, I've lost a lot of it.

1946
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:32,680
Speaker 3: I don't care what prima donna, I don't care. If

1947
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:35,800
Speaker 3: you're not busting your butt, I'm pulling you out of there.

1948
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:38,719
Speaker 1: You know. Unfortunately the Wolves only have but three guys

1949
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:40,800
Speaker 1: that can come off them. But I totally hear you. You

1950
01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:42,759
Speaker 1: know how many times I've watched the Wolves and said,

1951
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:45,920
Speaker 1: just pull the pull the starters, get them out of

1952
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:46,320
Speaker 1: the tated.

1953
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:48,880
Speaker 3: But has never hesitated the whole time. I coached with

1954
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:51,000
Speaker 3: him and say he would pull. But anyway, we had

1955
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 3: three guys who you never had to worry about. And

1956
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:57,439
Speaker 3: one would Reggie Perkins. This get Barry Waller. These guys would.

1957
01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:59,519
Speaker 3: They never got tired. Matter of fact, we had to

1958
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,320
Speaker 3: make them sit down. Yeah, you know what I mean.

1959
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:03,200
Speaker 3: But we had a couple of guys that played sometimes

1960
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:06,360
Speaker 3: and knew start lagging, you know. But other than that,

1961
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:09,120
Speaker 3: most are the guys that played that all start in

1962
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:11,280
Speaker 3: five was awesome. We never had to pull the bench.

1963
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:13,919
Speaker 3: But if we need to motivate somebody.

1964
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:18,679
Speaker 12: That is the most famous line from from Bobby Knight.

1965
01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:22,800
Speaker 12: The greatest motivator for a basketball player is the bench.

1966
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:23,120
Speaker 3: Bench.

1967
01:35:23,439 --> 01:35:27,320
Speaker 1: Absolutely, that's that's the greatest motivator. You just got to move, bitch.

1968
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,439
Speaker 1: That's all the Wolves gotta do this. Lee me know,

1969
01:35:29,520 --> 01:35:32,519
Speaker 1: when you're ready to play. They get so stagnant at times.

1970
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:35,439
Speaker 1: Move the ball, move yourself, move somebody out the way.

1971
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:39,280
Speaker 1: Seven Wolves scored in double figures. Julius Randall messed around

1972
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:43,280
Speaker 1: and got a triple double. CJ McCollum at thirty eight

1973
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:45,280
Speaker 1: points for the Hawks. That dude shot the ball like

1974
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:48,679
Speaker 1: I know, he shot the ball like he was twenty

1975
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:52,400
Speaker 1: years old. I do love watching CJ. McCollum. He's a Josh.

1976
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:53,479
Speaker 1: You know who I'm talking about.

1977
01:35:53,600 --> 01:35:55,760
Speaker 2: CJ. McCollum. Yeah, I've seen. I mean, I don't watch

1978
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:57,439
Speaker 2: the money games that you do, so I couldn't tell

1979
01:35:57,479 --> 01:35:58,160
Speaker 2: you how good he is.

1980
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,120
Speaker 1: He's been picked on for this for years, although I

1981
01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:03,439
Speaker 1: think he fully embraces it. You should look him up.

1982
01:36:03,640 --> 01:36:07,759
Speaker 1: He looks exactly like step On the cooler alter ego

1983
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:08,679
Speaker 1: to Steve Erkle.

1984
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm with you on that.

1985
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:17,760
Speaker 1: Ni Kiel Alexander Walker former Timberwell his return to the

1986
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:20,360
Speaker 1: Twin Cities playing for the Hawks, they played a nice

1987
01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:23,800
Speaker 1: tribute video for him. I miss watching that kid play

1988
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:26,240
Speaker 1: for the great dude, great player.

1989
01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:28,880
Speaker 7: I miss him in the Wolves, just for when Anthony

1990
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:30,880
Speaker 7: Edwards would say his name, he'd say, it's so cool,

1991
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:31,839
Speaker 7: like he does with everything.

1992
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:35,679
Speaker 1: He goes keel keel, Yeah, keel there go keel.

1993
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:39,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a side that they swaped jerseys after the

1994
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:42,320
Speaker 7: game too, him and Edwards. He said he walked out

1995
01:36:42,479 --> 01:36:45,120
Speaker 7: with about seven six or seven different signed jerseys from

1996
01:36:45,160 --> 01:36:47,400
Speaker 7: the Timberrolves player. He said, those guys are still my brothers.

1997
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:49,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said a lot of nice things. Yesterday.

1998
01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:53,439
Speaker 1: I saw, yeah, saw a great video last year where

1999
01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:57,400
Speaker 1: some tiny little four year old kid got access to

2000
01:36:57,439 --> 01:37:01,000
Speaker 1: the Timberwolves locker room right after a game, and Anthony

2001
01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:04,760
Speaker 1: Edwards was the little kid's guide and the kid's name

2002
01:37:04,800 --> 01:37:08,920
Speaker 1: was Luca. And Anthony Edwards brings this tiny little kid

2003
01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:12,080
Speaker 1: over to Rudy Gobert and says, okay, Luca, this is

2004
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:16,840
Speaker 1: Rudy and the kid, of course is silent, and Rudy says,

2005
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:25,200
Speaker 1: fuck is your name? Edwards answers for him. Edward says

2006
01:37:25,240 --> 01:37:29,400
Speaker 1: this is Luca, and Colbert says this Luca, and that

2007
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:32,800
Speaker 1: was the end of their interaction. He goes over to

2008
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:36,799
Speaker 1: uh Jayden McDaniels and Edward says, this is Slim right here, Slim,

2009
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:40,800
Speaker 1: this is Luca, and McDaniel says, like, hey, Luca, but

2010
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:43,120
Speaker 1: this is my favorite part. He walks the kid over

2011
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:48,559
Speaker 1: to Nikhil Alexander Walker, and Edward says, Luca, this is Naw.

2012
01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:51,439
Speaker 1: That was his nickname. Of course, Nikia, this is Naw,

2013
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:58,960
Speaker 1: and Nikhil says, what's up, brother, and the little kids

2014
01:37:58,960 --> 01:37:59,840
Speaker 1: looking at him like what.

2015
01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:00,600
Speaker 5: I don't know.

2016
01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:03,000
Speaker 3: This is weird.

2017
01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:07,439
Speaker 1: Indeed, he addresses this four year old like he's a

2018
01:38:07,439 --> 01:38:11,760
Speaker 1: grown man. What's up, brother? No, my name is Luca. Yeah,

2019
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:15,719
Speaker 1: I mean I don't understand the question. To be perfectly

2020
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:23,240
Speaker 1: honest with you, I'm only four. I forgot to bring

2021
01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:27,680
Speaker 1: this one up. Yesterday, Duke in North Carolina, one of

2022
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:31,080
Speaker 1: the top arrivalries in all the sports. Their college basketball

2023
01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:34,040
Speaker 1: clubs played over the weekend at North Carolina's home arena.

2024
01:38:34,880 --> 01:38:37,360
Speaker 1: North Carolina won the game on a last second shot,

2025
01:38:37,479 --> 01:38:41,519
Speaker 1: and the North Carolina students rushed the court because of

2026
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:45,200
Speaker 1: social media, and one or two of the Duke's staff

2027
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:50,400
Speaker 1: members got run smooth over like assistant coaches, trainers, type

2028
01:38:50,439 --> 01:38:54,360
Speaker 1: of characters, spendables. They got knocked on their asses.

2029
01:38:55,479 --> 01:38:58,719
Speaker 12: I watched that game. It was a little scary when

2030
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:02,960
Speaker 12: they rushed that because Duke didn't have a chance they

2031
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 12: were gonna They were trying to have a line of

2032
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:11,880
Speaker 12: shaking hands in a line and it just never materialized

2033
01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:14,920
Speaker 12: because the fans were so aggressive.

2034
01:39:16,280 --> 01:39:19,880
Speaker 2: I him in the face, well, john Shire said.

2035
01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:22,519
Speaker 12: The Duke coach said after the game that one of

2036
01:39:22,560 --> 01:39:27,160
Speaker 12: his assistants or somebody got punched. I read later that

2037
01:39:27,240 --> 01:39:31,320
Speaker 12: nobody really confirmed that or not, but it there's no

2038
01:39:31,439 --> 01:39:34,760
Speaker 12: doubt it was a very scary situation that got out

2039
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:36,799
Speaker 12: of control in a hurry.

2040
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:40,479
Speaker 1: The original report, like Josh said, was that not only

2041
01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:42,719
Speaker 1: did some trainers just get run over by the rush

2042
01:39:42,760 --> 01:39:45,400
Speaker 1: of students, but they reported that someone got punched in

2043
01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:46,080
Speaker 1: the mush.

2044
01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:46,479
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2045
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:49,920
Speaker 1: Another report report I read yesterday, said someone had a

2046
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:53,880
Speaker 1: bottle thrown at him from the crowd. Car Keys, house keys,

2047
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:59,439
Speaker 1: keys to the camper in North Carolina was fined fifty

2048
01:40:00,360 --> 01:40:04,679
Speaker 1: for that man just once before I die, see Willie Miles.

2049
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:07,720
Speaker 1: I want the Golden Gopher basketball club to have a

2050
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:10,320
Speaker 1: game so big and so meaningful that I get to

2051
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:12,160
Speaker 1: throw my car keys at the other team.

2052
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:15,559
Speaker 4: Cann't that work.

2053
01:40:15,479 --> 01:40:18,200
Speaker 1: From the stands? I just want to. I want to

2054
01:40:18,200 --> 01:40:22,040
Speaker 1: throw all my car keys at the other I mean,

2055
01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:24,120
Speaker 1: I got a great track record for that kind of thing.

2056
01:40:24,439 --> 01:40:26,920
Speaker 1: I hit the late Badger Bob Johnson with a tennis

2057
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:29,519
Speaker 1: ball from the last row of seats at Met Center

2058
01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:31,920
Speaker 1: after the Penguins beat the North Stars in Game six

2059
01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:34,559
Speaker 1: of the ninety one Stanley Cup Finals. I hit Bob

2060
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:37,639
Speaker 1: Jacques Johnson right between the shoulder blades with a tennis

2061
01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:42,280
Speaker 1: nice At the Twins nineteen eighty seven World Series parade

2062
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:47,000
Speaker 1: in downtown Minneapolis, I hit Randy Shaver's news partner live

2063
01:40:47,040 --> 01:40:53,120
Speaker 1: on television, Randy's broadcasting live. I hit Diana Pierce over there.

2064
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:55,800
Speaker 3: It beat the lip. That is my girlfriend.

2065
01:40:55,920 --> 01:40:58,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't throwing at Diana Pears.

2066
01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:00,679
Speaker 2: She's a national treasure, a local one.

2067
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:03,040
Speaker 1: Just love her. I was aiming for Shaver. This is

2068
01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:06,320
Speaker 1: all a true story. My buddies and I.

2069
01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:08,519
Speaker 12: Went down and the funny thing is I saw it

2070
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:10,840
Speaker 12: coming and I pulled Diana in front of her.

2071
01:41:11,080 --> 01:41:16,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, Operation Human Shield switched you here for Diana.

2072
01:41:17,479 --> 01:41:20,600
Speaker 1: Downtown just a riots cast. It was a riot that

2073
01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:24,360
Speaker 1: we're hanging from, hanging from street lights and whatnot. And

2074
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:27,680
Speaker 1: I see Carol Levin set up Randy Shaver and his

2075
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:30,880
Speaker 1: partner Diana Pierce are doing a live and someone handed

2076
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:33,880
Speaker 1: me your roll of toilet paper and I said, I said,

2077
01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:35,800
Speaker 1: is that Randy Shaver? And someone said yeah, And I

2078
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:38,920
Speaker 1: said I hate that guy, and I threw it. I

2079
01:41:39,040 --> 01:41:41,400
Speaker 1: missed him and hit Diana Pierce. All of this is true.

2080
01:41:41,439 --> 01:41:44,160
Speaker 3: Oh no, I can't tell you a quick story about

2081
01:41:44,160 --> 01:41:44,840
Speaker 3: Diana Peers.

2082
01:41:44,960 --> 01:41:45,400
Speaker 1: Of course.

2083
01:41:45,560 --> 01:41:48,640
Speaker 3: So when I came to college shortly after, when I

2084
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:52,479
Speaker 3: started watching the news, she was the first like news

2085
01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:56,160
Speaker 3: anchor woman that I had start watching. I just just

2086
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:58,360
Speaker 3: fell in love with I saw she was just I

2087
01:41:58,439 --> 01:42:00,160
Speaker 3: love the way she talked and the way she looked

2088
01:42:00,200 --> 01:42:02,800
Speaker 3: at the chemistry, smiles. She was just a really pretty lady.

2089
01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:07,160
Speaker 3: When I started doing comedy the first time, I've never

2090
01:42:07,240 --> 01:42:10,840
Speaker 3: been like nervous to do anything, you know what I mean.

2091
01:42:10,880 --> 01:42:14,040
Speaker 3: I never until I got interviewed by her on an

2092
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:18,040
Speaker 3: afternoon show that I had to sit with her and

2093
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:24,520
Speaker 3: Pat what's his name, Randy uh? Pat Evans doing that

2094
01:42:25,320 --> 01:42:27,479
Speaker 3: I did. They interviewed me, and when she came up

2095
01:42:27,520 --> 01:42:29,799
Speaker 3: and gave me a hugging, I pretty think I I

2096
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:33,160
Speaker 3: held on too long, just a little bit.

2097
01:42:34,120 --> 01:42:34,920
Speaker 1: You're a big fan.

2098
01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:37,280
Speaker 3: You never came back from that, you know, because when

2099
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:40,400
Speaker 3: interviewing me, I'll say my arm pit, I was just

2100
01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:44,560
Speaker 3: I've never sweat on I've been interviewed at aazillion times.

2101
01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:45,360
Speaker 1: So what was it about it.

2102
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:50,960
Speaker 3: You just yes, because that's who, that's who I liked that.

2103
01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:54,320
Speaker 3: I never watched no other news other than you guys

2104
01:42:54,320 --> 01:42:58,240
Speaker 3: were w TCN. I think right, And that's I just

2105
01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:01,280
Speaker 3: and she just that was on time in my career

2106
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:04,720
Speaker 3: that I've ever been nervous. Wow, to be interviewed and

2107
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:06,920
Speaker 3: where I just I tried so hard not to look

2108
01:43:06,960 --> 01:43:11,400
Speaker 3: at her, so hard I was paid more tests into

2109
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:13,160
Speaker 3: Pat Evans. And then we took a picture and that's

2110
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:16,040
Speaker 3: one of my favorite pictures of her and I I'd

2111
01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:17,680
Speaker 3: like to see that. She asked if if I could

2112
01:43:17,720 --> 01:43:19,720
Speaker 3: get a photo, She said, can we can we take

2113
01:43:19,720 --> 01:43:21,559
Speaker 3: a photo? And then I'm like, you want a photo

2114
01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:21,960
Speaker 3: with me?

2115
01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:25,120
Speaker 1: You had to stop yourself from staring.

2116
01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:27,400
Speaker 3: And then I read it to her again after that

2117
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:29,519
Speaker 3: at an event that I was speaking at and she

2118
01:43:29,560 --> 01:43:33,120
Speaker 3: was a keynote speaker, and then I told her that story.

2119
01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:35,000
Speaker 2: I can see that, I mean, the way she carries

2120
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:35,800
Speaker 2: herself and everything.

2121
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:37,760
Speaker 3: Oh, she was just a legend at that time.

2122
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:41,840
Speaker 1: You know it just yeah, it says here, no new

2123
01:43:41,920 --> 01:43:45,120
Speaker 1: medals for the US Olympic team, but there's some mixed

2124
01:43:45,320 --> 01:43:51,000
Speaker 1: uh curling team that should be gathering a bronze or something.

2125
01:43:53,200 --> 01:43:54,080
Speaker 1: What should say here?

2126
01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:57,920
Speaker 7: The mixed curling team is going for gold today at

2127
01:43:57,920 --> 01:43:59,280
Speaker 7: eleven o'clock eleven am.

2128
01:43:59,360 --> 01:44:01,640
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, they're going for the gold medal.

2129
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:04,000
Speaker 6: In time.

2130
01:44:04,760 --> 01:44:07,679
Speaker 12: The women's hockey team plays Canada this afternoon too.

2131
01:44:07,840 --> 01:44:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. That'll be big friggin Canadians. How

2132
01:44:13,439 --> 01:44:18,160
Speaker 1: you doing, mate? I get tired of that. Pancakes by

2133
01:44:18,160 --> 01:44:21,120
Speaker 1: the lake. Jesus texted in earlier and he said he

2134
01:44:21,200 --> 01:44:27,040
Speaker 1: watched the women's luge yesterday sliding down an icy hill

2135
01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:31,000
Speaker 1: really fast. He says, I'd like to see them navigate

2136
01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:33,080
Speaker 1: trees and oncoming traffic.

2137
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:37,200
Speaker 6: Oncoming traffics a little bit.

2138
01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:39,840
Speaker 1: He said, That's what we did growing up on the

2139
01:44:39,880 --> 01:44:41,040
Speaker 1: west side of Saint Paul.

2140
01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:41,680
Speaker 3: Oh.

2141
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:46,360
Speaker 1: Sure, they would sit like the skeleton folks do, right

2142
01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:50,880
Speaker 1: head first on their bellies, head first. They would go

2143
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:53,439
Speaker 1: get on their little uh you know, the old school

2144
01:44:53,640 --> 01:44:57,439
Speaker 1: sleds with the steel runners, I remember, and they would

2145
01:44:57,720 --> 01:45:01,519
Speaker 1: go down a hill summers and West Saint Paul, and

2146
01:45:01,960 --> 01:45:05,200
Speaker 1: you know you had to dodge trees and cars. Oh yeah, so,

2147
01:45:05,240 --> 01:45:08,080
Speaker 1: he says, He said, he thinks those him and his

2148
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:09,519
Speaker 1: bros deserve a metal for that.

2149
01:45:09,960 --> 01:45:12,479
Speaker 2: Those things were deadly just on their own just by

2150
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:14,400
Speaker 2: what they were doing. Do you guys ever get in

2151
01:45:14,439 --> 01:45:17,200
Speaker 2: sledge and get pulled behind your buddy's cars? Oh yeah,

2152
01:45:17,360 --> 01:45:20,240
Speaker 2: no never. I'm surprised, honestly.

2153
01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:23,680
Speaker 4: I know this would probably surprise you guys, But like

2154
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:27,240
Speaker 4: when there was dangerous things like that that would come up,

2155
01:45:27,439 --> 01:45:30,720
Speaker 4: I would be the person that would like veto it.

2156
01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:31,760
Speaker 6: And talk people out of it.

2157
01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:32,880
Speaker 2: That does surprise me.

2158
01:45:32,960 --> 01:45:35,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, I don't want I was. I was

2159
01:45:35,080 --> 01:45:39,280
Speaker 4: so afraid, Like I obviously I don't think anybody looks

2160
01:45:39,360 --> 01:45:42,040
Speaker 4: forward to dying, but when I was younger, I was

2161
01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:45,280
Speaker 4: like terrified that I was going to die all the time.

2162
01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:47,840
Speaker 7: Every friend group has one like you, actually, and I

2163
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:49,760
Speaker 7: think like you were people like you were responsible for

2164
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:53,559
Speaker 7: saving multiple lives over the years by talking people doing something.

2165
01:45:54,080 --> 01:45:58,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to say that. Yeah, the trampoline, jumping

2166
01:45:58,360 --> 01:46:01,280
Speaker 4: off the deck onto the trampoline. I couldn't get behind that.

2167
01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:04,000
Speaker 4: And then my friends did it anyway, and one girl

2168
01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:08,040
Speaker 4: broke her rest and I was like, yep, I always

2169
01:46:08,080 --> 01:46:10,679
Speaker 4: listened to mother Ashley, my mother off.

2170
01:46:10,520 --> 01:46:11,960
Speaker 5: The roof into the pool. That was a big one.

2171
01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:13,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we used to do that.

2172
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:17,680
Speaker 1: I was never I was never a big I was

2173
01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:21,120
Speaker 1: never the first guy for all this madness. But I

2174
01:46:21,120 --> 01:46:24,200
Speaker 1: should have been dead at twenty one years old, being

2175
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:28,240
Speaker 1: towed behind a snowmobile on a knee board going about

2176
01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,800
Speaker 1: seventy five miles per hour, no snow on the ice,

2177
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:35,080
Speaker 1: and I tipped over and wrang my head off the ice.

2178
01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:36,120
Speaker 1: I should have been dead.

2179
01:46:36,800 --> 01:46:39,960
Speaker 3: My wife and I watch Ridiculousness.

2180
01:46:40,200 --> 01:46:43,960
Speaker 4: I love that it's always on at every hotel anytime

2181
01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:44,240
Speaker 4: a day.

2182
01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:46,400
Speaker 3: I would always be we be laying in bed sometime

2183
01:46:46,479 --> 01:46:48,120
Speaker 3: we watch it before we go to bed at night,

2184
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:51,960
Speaker 3: just to watch something funny. And I I look at

2185
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:53,320
Speaker 3: my wife all the time. I was like, what is

2186
01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:57,040
Speaker 3: wrong with you people? Because you guys are always doing

2187
01:46:57,080 --> 01:47:01,720
Speaker 3: like the weirdest. It's like it's always like there are

2188
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:07,360
Speaker 3: no black people on Ridiculousness every single I.

2189
01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:08,920
Speaker 1: Mean, you don't. You just don't.

2190
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:12,600
Speaker 3: I mean jumping out of like and it's always like

2191
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:16,360
Speaker 3: getting hitting the balls. It's always like, for some reason,

2192
01:47:16,439 --> 01:47:19,840
Speaker 3: shee William Mouse, we young white kids want to prove something.

2193
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:20,160
Speaker 1: Yep.

2194
01:47:20,280 --> 01:47:22,200
Speaker 3: I like, why are you trying to leave this earth

2195
01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:24,479
Speaker 3: so soon? It's going on.

2196
01:47:25,160 --> 01:47:27,960
Speaker 1: Here's a listener. Josh did get pulled behind a vehicle

2197
01:47:28,000 --> 01:47:31,280
Speaker 1: on a turned over hood of a forty nine Ford pickup.

2198
01:47:31,479 --> 01:47:33,599
Speaker 2: Oh man, that is one of the coolest things I've

2199
01:47:33,640 --> 01:47:34,040
Speaker 2: ever heard.

2200
01:47:34,360 --> 01:47:36,439
Speaker 7: At Saint Cloud State, a buddy out a four wheeler

2201
01:47:36,439 --> 01:47:39,360
Speaker 7: and we would attach a tow rope and inner tube

2202
01:47:39,479 --> 01:47:42,040
Speaker 7: like a skiing tube, and we'd go around town on

2203
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:43,000
Speaker 7: that show up at parties.

2204
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:46,320
Speaker 4: What a four wheeler up at Saint Cloud's dage. Yeah,

2205
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:50,280
Speaker 4: that's so dangerous, so cool his parents let him.

2206
01:47:50,720 --> 01:47:51,639
Speaker 6: That's so awesome.

2207
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:53,799
Speaker 2: Seen a couple of pretty bad injuries. But the worst

2208
01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:56,400
Speaker 2: is we used to bridge jump into rivers.

2209
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:57,880
Speaker 5: Oh she is.

2210
01:47:58,560 --> 01:48:01,559
Speaker 2: One guy, and usually you wanted to be the first one.

2211
01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:03,800
Speaker 2: At least we did, and we it was tradition, like

2212
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:05,559
Speaker 2: the last day of school, you'd go do it, and

2213
01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:08,320
Speaker 2: so everybody wanted to be the first. And usually you'd

2214
01:48:08,320 --> 01:48:10,880
Speaker 2: have one guy spot the other side to make sure

2215
01:48:10,920 --> 01:48:14,040
Speaker 2: nobody was coming through. We didn't this year. No, no,

2216
01:48:14,320 --> 01:48:16,839
Speaker 2: And a buddy of mine went right through a canoe

2217
01:48:16,920 --> 01:48:17,799
Speaker 2: a poor couple.

2218
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:18,479
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

2219
01:48:19,280 --> 01:48:22,040
Speaker 2: And I won't describe the injuries because Randy's on the phone.

2220
01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:23,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god.

2221
01:48:23,479 --> 01:48:25,840
Speaker 2: Really bad. But he went right through that thing. The

2222
01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:28,200
Speaker 2: couple was fine, but he was not. He was out

2223
01:48:28,200 --> 01:48:32,360
Speaker 2: for the sum a nice day on the shit.

2224
01:48:32,520 --> 01:48:33,759
Speaker 6: You know there's blood everywhere.

2225
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:37,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was. It was gross. Oh, very gross.

2226
01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:40,320
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I think I know why we did

2227
01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:43,360
Speaker 1: all those things. I think I know why it's Blaine.

2228
01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:47,880
Speaker 1: If you weren't getting sex regularly. These are the things

2229
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:51,320
Speaker 1: that you came up with when you're between the age

2230
01:48:51,320 --> 01:48:53,680
Speaker 1: of fifteen and twenty one twenty two. If you're not

2231
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:56,479
Speaker 1: if you don't have a regular sex partner, these are

2232
01:48:56,479 --> 01:48:58,439
Speaker 1: the These are the ideas that you get.

2233
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:01,040
Speaker 2: Although sometimes when you're that age you think this is

2234
01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:02,280
Speaker 2: what's going to impress girls.

2235
01:49:02,360 --> 01:49:04,679
Speaker 1: Well that's true, because you're so it's either if you're

2236
01:49:04,720 --> 01:49:07,639
Speaker 1: not having sex. Some might think it's going to get

2237
01:49:07,720 --> 01:49:10,799
Speaker 1: you sex because I mean, I can I can picture

2238
01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:12,960
Speaker 1: jumping off of bridges and all these stupid things we

2239
01:49:13,080 --> 01:49:15,760
Speaker 1: used to do when it usually was Yeah, you're trying

2240
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:19,880
Speaker 1: to get out some kind of angst because you can't

2241
01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:20,320
Speaker 1: get some.

2242
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:24,639
Speaker 7: Actually, did that stuff ever impressed you back in the day, Oh,

2243
01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:26,280
Speaker 7: that guy jumped off the bridge.

2244
01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:27,200
Speaker 5: I'm I'm gonna take him home.

2245
01:49:27,439 --> 01:49:32,040
Speaker 4: Nope, not at all. It was pretty cool when I

2246
01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:35,160
Speaker 4: I want that energy at a thing for skateboarders.

2247
01:49:35,160 --> 01:49:37,080
Speaker 1: For a while, skateboarder.

2248
01:49:37,600 --> 01:49:39,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like the bad boys.

2249
01:49:39,120 --> 01:49:39,759
Speaker 5: Skater boys.

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01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:41,320
Speaker 4: I thought it was pretty cool when they did like

2251
01:49:42,080 --> 01:49:44,640
Speaker 4: more dangerous tricks and landed him.

2252
01:49:44,840 --> 01:49:46,639
Speaker 5: So he worked a little bit, and so I'm sharing cases.

2253
01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mike Turco, great play by play announcer, one of

2254
01:49:50,320 --> 01:49:56,839
Speaker 1: the best, and he comes off like a pleasant enough feller. Anyways,

2255
01:49:56,880 --> 01:49:59,360
Speaker 1: we forgot to mention that Mike Turico. Once that football

2256
01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:01,400
Speaker 1: game wrapped up Sunday night, he had to jump on

2257
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:04,960
Speaker 1: one of those death tubes and fly all the way

2258
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:08,040
Speaker 1: to Italy to cover the Olympics. Six thousand miles in

2259
01:50:08,080 --> 01:50:08,880
Speaker 1: the air, by god.

2260
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:11,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, and he was on the air last night.

2261
01:50:12,240 --> 01:50:13,519
Speaker 5: He's getting his miles for the year.

2262
01:50:13,600 --> 01:50:14,080
Speaker 1: He's good.

2263
01:50:14,400 --> 01:50:16,479
Speaker 4: But he's got a nice little plane though.

2264
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:21,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but Ashley, don't be fooled. Just because the

2265
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:24,160
Speaker 1: plane cost one hundred million dollars doesn't mean they don't

2266
01:50:24,160 --> 01:50:26,240
Speaker 1: fall out of the sky just like regular airplanes.

2267
01:50:26,280 --> 01:50:26,880
Speaker 3: That's right.

2268
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:29,719
Speaker 6: But if I can lay down and it's.

2269
01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:33,240
Speaker 1: Kind of grim, well, I've had bad experiences, see Willie Mile,

2270
01:50:33,640 --> 01:50:36,360
Speaker 1: I've heard they fall out of the sky just and

2271
01:50:36,360 --> 01:50:38,720
Speaker 1: then you and your fellow rugby teammates have to eat

2272
01:50:38,720 --> 01:50:42,040
Speaker 1: the frozen armpit, Meat of the ones who died before

2273
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:45,519
Speaker 1: you Meat. If you've seen the movie that they just released,

2274
01:50:47,280 --> 01:50:48,720
Speaker 1: I was talking about it a couple of weeks ago.

2275
01:50:48,760 --> 01:50:52,920
Speaker 1: It's called Society of the Snow, The true story of

2276
01:50:52,960 --> 01:50:56,040
Speaker 1: the nineteen seventy two Uruguay and rugby team that crashed

2277
01:50:56,040 --> 01:50:57,000
Speaker 1: in the Andes Mountain.

2278
01:50:57,160 --> 01:50:58,000
Speaker 6: Your favorite story.

2279
01:50:58,040 --> 01:51:01,960
Speaker 1: Oh I love that story and that movie is so awesome. Okay,

2280
01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:05,120
Speaker 1: So ten plus hours in the air, like Tarico after

2281
01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:07,360
Speaker 1: he covered that football game.

2282
01:51:07,560 --> 01:51:09,519
Speaker 2: You like to travel, see Willy, what's the longest you've

2283
01:51:09,520 --> 01:51:13,720
Speaker 2: been on a plane? Like, how long was was it?

2284
01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:15,840
Speaker 2: Kirks and what's it called?

2285
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:20,800
Speaker 3: Turks and Andos? That's not that long. I thought. Australia

2286
01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:22,280
Speaker 3: so long at Oh.

2287
01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:25,280
Speaker 1: I'll bet yeah, it's like fifteen sixteen hours day.

2288
01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:26,559
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

2289
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:30,280
Speaker 2: Jordan Perize's Zach Parze's brother.

2290
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:30,599
Speaker 5: Jordan.

2291
01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:31,960
Speaker 2: We used to have him on a lot. He's moved

2292
01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:34,439
Speaker 2: around so many times. No wandering, right, yeah, the wandering.

2293
01:51:34,439 --> 01:51:36,720
Speaker 2: He went to Australia. He was saying, how crazy.

2294
01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:38,880
Speaker 3: Long it is? You know, when you land, it's like

2295
01:51:38,920 --> 01:51:41,599
Speaker 3: you don't even know what day it is. You lose,

2296
01:51:41,800 --> 01:51:43,160
Speaker 3: You lose so much time.

2297
01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:45,120
Speaker 4: Just to go hang out with a bunch of spiders.

2298
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:45,760
Speaker 6: No thing.

2299
01:51:46,120 --> 01:51:48,320
Speaker 1: You think you've seen me drunk before, Josh, you ain't

2300
01:51:48,360 --> 01:51:51,240
Speaker 1: seen nothing like if for some reason, I was an

2301
01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:53,400
Speaker 1: airplane for ten hours on my way to Italy.

2302
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll bet I've seen you pretty drunk.

2303
01:51:56,479 --> 01:51:58,920
Speaker 1: The ghost of John Bonham would look down at me

2304
01:51:58,960 --> 01:52:02,599
Speaker 1: from heaven and be disgusted at how drunk I was.

2305
01:52:02,760 --> 01:52:04,360
Speaker 6: I bet Ireland was pretty rough for you.

2306
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,120
Speaker 1: Hated as like six eight hours? Hated it?

2307
01:52:07,160 --> 01:52:08,080
Speaker 4: You're pretty tuned up.

2308
01:52:08,240 --> 01:52:09,439
Speaker 1: Well, oh, that's all that is.

2309
01:52:09,479 --> 01:52:10,600
Speaker 2: I would have thought it was longer than that.

2310
01:52:10,920 --> 01:52:12,559
Speaker 1: It is a long time ago. I think from New

2311
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:15,120
Speaker 1: York City it was maybe six seven hours. Well, no,

2312
01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:17,519
Speaker 1: that was where I mean. I drank a little bit,

2313
01:52:18,000 --> 01:52:22,120
Speaker 1: but I was still pretty young, and I was I

2314
01:52:22,160 --> 01:52:24,680
Speaker 1: had responsibilities as soon as we landed the plane when

2315
01:52:24,720 --> 01:52:26,479
Speaker 1: we got there. But that was the one on the

2316
01:52:26,479 --> 01:52:28,880
Speaker 1: way when we were landing in Ireland. How do you

2317
01:52:28,880 --> 01:52:30,519
Speaker 1: say the name of the time Ireland or when we

2318
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:32,679
Speaker 1: were landing in Ireland, that was where we were screaming

2319
01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:33,880
Speaker 1: and for our lives.

2320
01:52:34,080 --> 01:52:36,040
Speaker 4: Gosh lucky.

2321
01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:41,200
Speaker 1: By the way, back to Olympic competition, I watched the

2322
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:45,120
Speaker 1: Boys of eighty Dana mentioned he watched it last week

2323
01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:47,439
Speaker 1: and really liked it. The story that the one hundred

2324
01:52:47,439 --> 01:52:50,400
Speaker 1: and fifty eight thousandth story of the nineteen hundred and

2325
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:52,920
Speaker 1: eighty US Olympic hockey team. I watched it over the

2326
01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:57,240
Speaker 1: weekend and it was even better than the HBO special

2327
01:52:57,560 --> 01:53:00,800
Speaker 1: from twenty years ago. I thought, I remember I said

2328
01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:03,240
Speaker 1: this out loud. If this Boys of eighty is better

2329
01:53:03,280 --> 01:53:05,800
Speaker 1: than the HBO special they put together twenty years ago,

2330
01:53:06,040 --> 01:53:08,920
Speaker 1: I'd be impressed. This one is much much better.

2331
01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:09,839
Speaker 5: It was fantastic.

2332
01:53:10,040 --> 01:53:13,040
Speaker 1: It's got way more inside information on some of the

2333
01:53:13,080 --> 01:53:16,000
Speaker 1: players and how they were brought up. It's got way

2334
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:20,520
Speaker 1: more footage that you've never seen before. It's just beautiful.

2335
01:53:20,680 --> 01:53:22,400
Speaker 1: As soon as it was over, I wanted to watch

2336
01:53:22,439 --> 01:53:22,840
Speaker 1: it again.

2337
01:53:23,040 --> 01:53:25,920
Speaker 2: Is it multiple episodes or just no One No One document?

2338
01:53:25,960 --> 01:53:28,360
Speaker 5: We like our forty five, and I know they had

2339
01:53:28,360 --> 01:53:29,080
Speaker 5: to cut it for time.

2340
01:53:29,120 --> 01:53:31,519
Speaker 7: They can't tell every single story, but I was kind

2341
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:34,559
Speaker 7: of disappointed that Jim Craig didn't tell the story. By

2342
01:53:34,600 --> 01:53:36,040
Speaker 7: the time he met me at Saint Claud's Stay in

2343
01:53:36,080 --> 01:53:37,479
Speaker 7: two thousand and four, I thought for sure that was

2344
01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:37,920
Speaker 7: gonna come.

2345
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:38,479
Speaker 5: Up at some point.

2346
01:53:38,560 --> 01:53:40,960
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll have a second feature.

2347
01:53:40,680 --> 01:53:42,720
Speaker 5: Maybe just just one dedicated to that day.

2348
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's really cool. That's really cool. But I'm

2349
01:53:46,080 --> 01:53:48,679
Speaker 1: not trying to be a one upper. Yeah I've mentioned

2350
01:53:48,680 --> 01:53:49,600
Speaker 1: this before.

2351
01:53:50,040 --> 01:53:51,120
Speaker 5: But I'm gonna want help you on.

2352
01:53:52,080 --> 01:53:55,240
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's related. I'm trying to hurt anybody's feelings,

2353
01:53:55,360 --> 01:53:58,960
Speaker 1: won't hurt my feelings. I've mentioned this before and didn't

2354
01:53:58,960 --> 01:54:02,599
Speaker 1: believe it, but I who Jim Craig was looking. I

2355
01:54:02,680 --> 01:54:05,559
Speaker 1: am who Jim Craig was looking for. After they've won

2356
01:54:05,600 --> 01:54:08,479
Speaker 1: the medal, you know when he's looking up into the

2357
01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:10,519
Speaker 1: stands and the little gal has to come over, and

2358
01:54:11,360 --> 01:54:12,639
Speaker 1: I'm who he was looking for.

2359
01:54:13,560 --> 01:54:15,720
Speaker 7: It was funny about that Jim Craig being at Saint

2360
01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:17,160
Speaker 7: Cloud State. It was awesome because it was around at

2361
01:54:17,200 --> 01:54:18,600
Speaker 7: the time Miracle came out. I think a lot of

2362
01:54:18,640 --> 01:54:20,839
Speaker 7: those guys were taking advantage being back in the spotlight.

2363
01:54:20,920 --> 01:54:23,160
Speaker 7: So he did a long talking to Q and A

2364
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:25,880
Speaker 7: was just fantastic. And each year at Saint Cloud State

2365
01:54:25,880 --> 01:54:28,400
Speaker 7: they would bring two like kind of guest entertainers, speakers

2366
01:54:28,439 --> 01:54:31,200
Speaker 7: type things, and this year they went from Jim Craig

2367
01:54:31,960 --> 01:54:33,920
Speaker 7: to Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob.

2368
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:35,440
Speaker 5: I'm like, wow, we just went from one end to

2369
01:54:35,440 --> 01:54:36,520
Speaker 5: the other there didn't.

2370
01:54:37,920 --> 01:54:38,800
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith.

2371
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:40,400
Speaker 2: He's a big hockey fan, isn't he?

2372
01:54:40,520 --> 01:54:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah he is.

2373
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:43,960
Speaker 5: He loves the word jerseys. Yeah, but it was just funny.

2374
01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:45,760
Speaker 7: We go from an Olympic hero to the guy who

2375
01:54:45,880 --> 01:54:47,920
Speaker 7: one of his movies were Rubber Poop Monster in It.

2376
01:54:48,440 --> 01:54:50,880
Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, I like that guy's movies and everything. What's

2377
01:54:50,920 --> 01:54:52,800
Speaker 1: his name again, Kevin Smith? And Smith? I like that

2378
01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:56,400
Speaker 1: guy's movies. I like Jay and Silent Bob. But Josh

2379
01:54:56,400 --> 01:54:58,760
Speaker 1: and I know that the one thing that Kevin Smith

2380
01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:00,760
Speaker 1: likes even more than hockey.

2381
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:02,360
Speaker 5: I think I know where you're going.

2382
01:55:02,560 --> 01:55:05,840
Speaker 1: Speaking interrupt, speaking uninterrupted, Yep.

2383
01:55:06,800 --> 01:55:08,360
Speaker 5: I love the man, but he's a tough interview.

2384
01:55:08,440 --> 01:55:12,280
Speaker 1: We interviewed him once and I attempted to cut my

2385
01:55:12,320 --> 01:55:13,800
Speaker 1: own head off with my shoe.

2386
01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:16,600
Speaker 2: I would say he's an easy well easy because you

2387
01:55:16,680 --> 01:55:18,560
Speaker 2: just say good morning Kevin Smith, and then you can

2388
01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:19,920
Speaker 2: run with coffeemaker.

2389
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:20,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good point.

2390
01:55:21,200 --> 01:55:23,720
Speaker 1: I pulled off my shoe and I tried to sharpen

2391
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:26,960
Speaker 1: the heel of the shoe. I had a file in

2392
01:55:26,960 --> 01:55:29,760
Speaker 1: my back pocket because I was gonna saw my own

2393
01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:31,920
Speaker 1: head off. So they interview would over, it would end.

2394
01:55:32,320 --> 01:55:32,480
Speaker 3: Well.

2395
01:55:32,520 --> 01:55:34,200
Speaker 5: The thing I got frustrated when you talk so much.

2396
01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:35,920
Speaker 7: A couple of times I've interviewed him is I'm such

2397
01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:37,800
Speaker 7: a fan, and I had so many questions and you

2398
01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:40,240
Speaker 7: ask one question and then it's kind of like our

2399
01:55:40,280 --> 01:55:42,200
Speaker 7: show was, like, how did we get from here to

2400
01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:45,160
Speaker 7: you know, talking about buying us cars in the seventies.

2401
01:55:45,240 --> 01:55:47,360
Speaker 1: You know, the next thing, you know, the interview's over

2402
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:49,400
Speaker 1: because he's got to talk to some people in Milwaukee.

2403
01:55:49,520 --> 01:55:50,320
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, exactly.

2404
01:55:50,400 --> 01:55:56,760
Speaker 1: He's a huge filibuster. We were talking hockey, right, anyone

2405
01:55:56,800 --> 01:55:59,200
Speaker 1: have any ideas as to what they could do to

2406
01:55:59,280 --> 01:56:02,360
Speaker 1: improve the game of hockey, the modern game of hockey?

2407
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:05,480
Speaker 1: Anybody they have to play shirtless? See William Miles will

2408
01:56:05,480 --> 01:56:07,600
Speaker 1: be the first one to answer this. You want the

2409
01:56:07,640 --> 01:56:08,480
Speaker 1: shirts to start off?

2410
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2411
01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:10,840
Speaker 3: Starting to twelve games.

2412
01:56:10,680 --> 01:56:16,760
Speaker 1: Twelve game season, Ashley says, topless. Anybody else a shortened season?

2413
01:56:16,760 --> 01:56:20,160
Speaker 2: That sounds good. Maybe maybe get rid of the shootout.

2414
01:56:19,960 --> 01:56:23,640
Speaker 3: Oh exactly, show no more games past like and then

2415
01:56:23,680 --> 01:56:25,760
Speaker 3: then change the color of the puck to red.

2416
01:56:26,040 --> 01:56:29,400
Speaker 7: Oh it's your When Fox had the glowing puck in

2417
01:56:29,440 --> 01:56:31,120
Speaker 7: the night that was terrible.

2418
01:56:31,520 --> 01:56:35,120
Speaker 1: So we're shortening up the season. Let's go fifty games. Yeah,

2419
01:56:35,200 --> 01:56:38,120
Speaker 1: I hate the three on three overtime. I hate the shootout.

2420
01:56:38,360 --> 01:56:40,240
Speaker 1: If you're gonna win a game of hockey, you should

2421
01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:43,400
Speaker 1: actually have to play hockey in my opinion, right we're

2422
01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:44,760
Speaker 1: taking the shirts off.

2423
01:56:44,640 --> 01:56:46,760
Speaker 5: Can we get the bikini babes back on the zamboni?

2424
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:47,920
Speaker 1: What?

2425
01:56:48,200 --> 01:56:48,400
Speaker 3: Well?

2426
01:56:48,600 --> 01:56:50,880
Speaker 1: The Dallas Stars did that? Were there multiple other times?

2427
01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:51,240
Speaker 1: I don't know.

2428
01:56:51,320 --> 01:56:53,880
Speaker 7: I just remember just seeing still photos or clips I've

2429
01:56:53,880 --> 01:56:54,440
Speaker 7: been from back.

2430
01:56:54,320 --> 01:56:56,360
Speaker 1: In the day, Dallas Stars. I think we're the team

2431
01:56:56,400 --> 01:56:56,640
Speaker 1: for that.

2432
01:56:57,600 --> 01:57:02,080
Speaker 2: I like watching the shoveling folks, you know, in between stoppages,

2433
01:57:02,080 --> 01:57:04,240
Speaker 2: when they're out there just kind of cleaning the ice off.

2434
01:57:04,280 --> 01:57:05,600
Speaker 2: They should put that on television.

2435
01:57:05,640 --> 01:57:06,520
Speaker 6: Oh it's fun.

2436
01:57:06,680 --> 01:57:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like syncretized swimming on ice.

2437
01:57:08,480 --> 01:57:08,640
Speaker 1: There.

2438
01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:11,080
Speaker 2: They're still talented. Nobody that did that, right.

2439
01:57:11,200 --> 01:57:13,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. One of my old Beer League hockey teammates

2440
01:57:13,560 --> 01:57:16,760
Speaker 1: was one of the credible skaters shovel crew. He's kind

2441
01:57:16,800 --> 01:57:17,880
Speaker 1: of an ankle burner really.

2442
01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:21,240
Speaker 5: It just funny if they wipe out and he got spit.

2443
01:57:21,160 --> 01:57:26,200
Speaker 1: On by Olof Golzig. Anyway, there is a pattern ensure

2444
01:57:26,280 --> 01:57:28,400
Speaker 1: the shoveling crew, just like if you're on the zamboni,

2445
01:57:28,440 --> 01:57:30,160
Speaker 1: you gotta have a pattern. I remember mine like it

2446
01:57:30,200 --> 01:57:34,560
Speaker 1: was yesterday. Somebody threw this into the mix on social media.

2447
01:57:36,320 --> 01:57:39,960
Speaker 1: They got a little more specific. They say, rather than

2448
01:57:40,160 --> 01:57:44,360
Speaker 1: a one player advantage, what would make for a cooler

2449
01:57:44,520 --> 01:57:50,120
Speaker 1: power play in the NHL? Of course, this is the

2450
01:57:50,160 --> 01:57:52,800
Speaker 1: state of hockey. I don't have to explain to anybody

2451
01:57:52,800 --> 01:57:55,480
Speaker 1: that you get a penalty, you go on the power play,

2452
01:57:55,880 --> 01:57:58,280
Speaker 1: you have a one man advantage. All God helps if

2453
01:57:58,280 --> 01:58:01,000
Speaker 1: the other team takes another penalty, says it's five on three.

2454
01:58:01,040 --> 01:58:02,920
Speaker 1: Now you have a two man advantage. So what's a

2455
01:58:02,960 --> 01:58:05,880
Speaker 1: better idea than that? Uh? There was only one answer

2456
01:58:05,880 --> 01:58:08,520
Speaker 1: that really grabbed me. They were kind of boring answers,

2457
01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:11,120
Speaker 1: but this one grabbed me. Josh, I wanted to get

2458
01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:14,200
Speaker 1: your take on this, specifically, a cooler version of a

2459
01:58:14,240 --> 01:58:17,200
Speaker 1: power play in the NHL. One player on the team

2460
01:58:17,200 --> 01:58:19,520
Speaker 1: with the man advantage, one player gets to wear a

2461
01:58:19,600 --> 01:58:20,200
Speaker 1: jet pack.

2462
01:58:23,160 --> 01:58:25,440
Speaker 2: I'd love a jet pack. Have you seen like those

2463
01:58:25,520 --> 01:58:26,480
Speaker 2: water jet packs?

2464
01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,680
Speaker 4: Yes, they look so cool.

2465
01:58:28,000 --> 01:58:28,600
Speaker 6: They're really hard.

2466
01:58:28,760 --> 01:58:28,880
Speaker 7: Oh.

2467
01:58:29,320 --> 01:58:30,800
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're called. But is it a

2468
01:58:30,880 --> 01:58:33,320
Speaker 2: hydro pack? I'm not sure, but there those look fun.

2469
01:58:33,400 --> 01:58:34,720
Speaker 1: That sounds right, hydro pack.

2470
01:58:34,840 --> 01:58:38,040
Speaker 2: Maybe mandatory fights would have to breakout.

2471
01:58:37,800 --> 01:58:42,160
Speaker 1: They'll never do that's it's now I'm all bummed out.

2472
01:58:42,480 --> 01:58:43,760
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's okay.

2473
01:58:43,960 --> 01:58:47,240
Speaker 1: I hate that there's I hate that there's no goons left.

2474
01:58:47,320 --> 01:58:49,680
Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate the half shields.

2475
01:58:49,960 --> 01:58:50,520
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

2476
01:58:50,640 --> 01:58:53,200
Speaker 1: I hate the You know, nowadays, two guys kind of

2477
01:58:53,240 --> 01:58:56,240
Speaker 1: grab each other's jersey and fall down, and everyone goes, hey,

2478
01:58:56,280 --> 01:58:57,360
Speaker 1: did you see that fight?

2479
01:58:57,400 --> 01:59:00,400
Speaker 5: And I say, no, two.

2480
01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:02,800
Speaker 1: Guys grab each other's jerseys and fall down and didn't

2481
01:59:02,800 --> 01:59:03,320
Speaker 1: see a fight.

2482
01:59:04,080 --> 01:59:06,560
Speaker 2: Hey, this is great. Five more feet of fury. Jesus said,

2483
01:59:06,600 --> 01:59:10,840
Speaker 2: she's a shoveler at the X and they appreciate our appreciation. Well, yeah, cool,

2484
01:59:11,120 --> 01:59:13,440
Speaker 2: you guys do a great job. And that's correct. People

2485
01:59:13,480 --> 01:59:16,480
Speaker 2: are texting in saying, Zach PERIZI didn't he spit on

2486
01:59:16,520 --> 01:59:18,480
Speaker 2: a shovel girl? And I think it was a shovel

2487
01:59:19,120 --> 01:59:21,920
Speaker 2: look on his It was a total accidency Will and

2488
01:59:21,960 --> 01:59:24,920
Speaker 2: the look on his face is awesome because he felt

2489
01:59:25,160 --> 01:59:28,360
Speaker 2: terrible that that happened. It was just really bad timing.

2490
01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:30,440
Speaker 2: He's such a nice guy. There's no way he'd ever

2491
01:59:30,480 --> 01:59:30,640
Speaker 2: do that.

2492
01:59:31,040 --> 01:59:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't come back from that though.

2493
01:59:33,840 --> 01:59:35,200
Speaker 2: It was obviously an accident.

2494
01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:36,760
Speaker 5: Now some people in the state might pay money to

2495
01:59:36,800 --> 01:59:38,120
Speaker 5: have Zach Perzy spit on him.

2496
01:59:38,240 --> 01:59:40,000
Speaker 2: I think Ashley's one of them. I know my daughter

2497
01:59:40,040 --> 01:59:40,400
Speaker 2: is another.

2498
01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:42,960
Speaker 1: Where do you want him to spare?

2499
01:59:45,760 --> 01:59:48,920
Speaker 2: And gentleman's choice.

2500
01:59:49,560 --> 01:59:52,760
Speaker 1: It's the gentleman's choice. Yeah, my old bro, I know

2501
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:56,800
Speaker 1: he listens. Ozzy Ozzy, my old Beer league hockey teammate.

2502
01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:59,840
Speaker 1: He was a rink shoveler there for many years, and

2503
02:00:00,120 --> 02:00:02,120
Speaker 1: he said when he'd skate by the pig's bench, they

2504
02:00:02,120 --> 02:00:05,760
Speaker 1: would intentionally spray water or spit on you. M just

2505
02:00:05,800 --> 02:00:08,360
Speaker 1: because they had a fun little gimmick going there. But

2506
02:00:08,440 --> 02:00:11,200
Speaker 1: he said his fondest memory most of you is probably

2507
02:00:11,240 --> 02:00:15,120
Speaker 1: don't remember former Washington Capital goaltender Oloff kolse egg Onlie

2508
02:00:15,160 --> 02:00:19,560
Speaker 1: the goalie. He was in the crease there for the Caps,

2509
02:00:19,600 --> 02:00:24,280
Speaker 1: and as he was shoveling out his crease quickly spinning

2510
02:00:24,320 --> 02:00:26,480
Speaker 1: around the net, you know, tight circles. He's got to

2511
02:00:26,480 --> 02:00:27,920
Speaker 1: get out, get the hell out of there as quickly,

2512
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:30,200
Speaker 1: and only the goalie says to him, you know you're

2513
02:00:30,240 --> 02:00:36,880
Speaker 1: in Minnesota and even the rink rat can skate. Oh

2514
02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:40,320
Speaker 1: how about this, Josh, for another power play idea one

2515
02:00:40,800 --> 02:00:53,120
Speaker 1: player on the ice gets a taser.

2516
02:00:49,600 --> 02:00:51,680
Speaker 7: Or what if we do more to embarrass the people

2517
02:00:51,680 --> 02:00:54,720
Speaker 7: in the penalty box, like they're in the penalty box,

2518
02:00:54,760 --> 02:00:56,680
Speaker 7: and then the jumbo tron they put like their Internet

2519
02:00:56,720 --> 02:01:00,200
Speaker 7: search history up there for him, just really humiliate them,

2520
02:01:00,200 --> 02:01:01,200
Speaker 7: and from public.

2521
02:01:01,160 --> 02:01:06,600
Speaker 1: Pictures of some of his uglier girlfriends or something like that. Josh,

2522
02:01:06,680 --> 02:01:08,920
Speaker 1: this this player on the ice that has a taser,

2523
02:01:08,920 --> 02:01:11,600
Speaker 1: he's neutral. Oh oh, so.

2524
02:01:11,600 --> 02:01:13,400
Speaker 4: He just runs around tasing people for the heck of it.

2525
02:01:13,600 --> 02:01:15,960
Speaker 1: He can tase a team that's shorthanded, he can tase

2526
02:01:15,960 --> 02:01:18,800
Speaker 1: the power play unit, whatever he wants to do. He's neutral.

2527
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:23,120
Speaker 1: Yoga pants on the players.

2528
02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:27,480
Speaker 6: That would be just ridiculous.

2529
02:01:27,920 --> 02:01:31,000
Speaker 2: Maintenance manager Jesus said, I'm a thirty year old married

2530
02:01:31,120 --> 02:01:34,520
Speaker 2: man to a woman. I have three children, and I

2531
02:01:34,560 --> 02:01:37,480
Speaker 2: would let Zach Perizi spit on me wherever he wants.

2532
02:01:38,520 --> 02:01:40,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, a man that gets it, Sir.

2533
02:01:40,960 --> 02:01:42,160
Speaker 3: You're not as straight as you think.

2534
02:01:44,280 --> 02:01:46,360
Speaker 1: You know what I saw on television the other day

2535
02:01:46,760 --> 02:01:49,520
Speaker 1: ball hockey, and I don't need your cheap jokes. I

2536
02:01:49,560 --> 02:01:54,720
Speaker 1: don't hm ball hockey. It was basically no. They were

2537
02:01:54,720 --> 02:01:58,160
Speaker 1: playing out of doors and it looked to be a

2538
02:01:59,120 --> 02:02:02,680
Speaker 1: mostly stand under size hockey rink. So it was just

2539
02:02:02,720 --> 02:02:05,040
Speaker 1: like when we played floor hockey in junior high.

2540
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:05,280
Speaker 3: Oh.

2541
02:02:05,800 --> 02:02:09,880
Speaker 2: They kind of looked like giant golf balls. Golf really yeah,

2542
02:02:09,920 --> 02:02:10,840
Speaker 2: googling it right now.

2543
02:02:10,920 --> 02:02:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you're looking at a detailed picture of the

2544
02:02:15,720 --> 02:02:16,480
Speaker 1: ball that they used.

2545
02:02:16,560 --> 02:02:16,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2546
02:02:16,840 --> 02:02:19,960
Speaker 1: I never saw a close up picture. But when did

2547
02:02:19,960 --> 02:02:24,000
Speaker 1: this start? And my god, it looked so much. It

2548
02:02:24,000 --> 02:02:28,440
Speaker 1: looked so fun and so easy, so easy. These were

2549
02:02:28,480 --> 02:02:30,760
Speaker 1: all young kids playing. They were like twenty twenty one,

2550
02:02:30,840 --> 02:02:34,760
Speaker 1: twenty two, and I thought, damn if this would have

2551
02:02:34,800 --> 02:02:40,120
Speaker 1: been around in nineteen ninety two. Oh, I absolutely guarantee

2552
02:02:40,120 --> 02:02:41,680
Speaker 1: you I'd be in the Hall of Fame, you know,

2553
02:02:41,720 --> 02:02:42,080
Speaker 1: went pro.

2554
02:02:42,320 --> 02:02:45,320
Speaker 2: And then it looks like it did start in the sixties. Wow,

2555
02:02:45,440 --> 02:02:48,200
Speaker 2: But it didn't get popular until it kind of picked

2556
02:02:48,240 --> 02:02:50,560
Speaker 2: up in Toronto until the eighties and nineties. According to

2557
02:02:50,640 --> 02:02:52,800
Speaker 2: wikiped or excuse me google here.

2558
02:02:52,760 --> 02:02:55,280
Speaker 1: It was on ESPN and it was just twenty twenty

2559
02:02:55,280 --> 02:03:00,960
Speaker 1: two year old kids running around playing floor hockey. God,

2560
02:03:01,160 --> 02:03:02,680
Speaker 1: bang it. It looked like fun.

2561
02:03:03,680 --> 02:03:06,680
Speaker 4: So I'm picturing it just like gym class. Like they're

2562
02:03:06,720 --> 02:03:09,840
Speaker 4: in their tennis shoes, they like they have any extra gear.

2563
02:03:10,400 --> 02:03:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're wearing helmets because you know, we

2564
02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:15,920
Speaker 1: can't let anyone ever get injured ever again, Right did.

2565
02:03:15,520 --> 02:03:17,400
Speaker 7: They get to use regular sticks, because when I was

2566
02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:19,920
Speaker 7: in school, they had had that giant foam patting on

2567
02:03:19,960 --> 02:03:20,440
Speaker 7: the blade.

2568
02:03:20,680 --> 02:03:22,080
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, it's so dumb.

2569
02:03:22,120 --> 02:03:23,000
Speaker 6: That sucks.

2570
02:03:23,080 --> 02:03:25,080
Speaker 5: It was so stupid. You felt like an idiot out there.

2571
02:03:25,560 --> 02:03:29,160
Speaker 1: They look to be using regular but I didn't take

2572
02:03:29,160 --> 02:03:31,160
Speaker 1: it too close to a look. Really, by the time

2573
02:03:31,160 --> 02:03:32,920
Speaker 1: you got to school, they had to be foam on

2574
02:03:32,960 --> 02:03:35,160
Speaker 1: the stick blade, so no one got their teeth knocked out.

2575
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:37,839
Speaker 4: My school didn't care. I'm like, please hurt yourself.

2576
02:03:37,840 --> 02:03:40,240
Speaker 5: And the puck was foam too, so it didn't travel

2577
02:03:40,360 --> 02:03:40,760
Speaker 5: very far.

2578
02:03:41,960 --> 02:03:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks. They wouldn't have that quite boring.

2579
02:03:44,200 --> 02:03:46,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were worried about you guys that Where Where.

2580
02:03:46,400 --> 02:03:46,760
Speaker 1: Did you go to?

2581
02:03:47,000 --> 02:03:50,120
Speaker 5: Thomas Lake Elementary? Thomas Lake School supplies.

2582
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:53,280
Speaker 1: My god, I've been running so late today. I just

2583
02:03:53,520 --> 02:03:57,240
Speaker 1: it's the sickness that's, you know what we affecting my brain.

2584
02:03:57,320 --> 02:04:00,480
Speaker 2: Yes, my mom could not meddle in tonsil hockey. Oh,

2585
02:04:02,800 --> 02:04:05,200
Speaker 2: it's the twenty seventh anniversary of the show. Why would

2586
02:04:05,240 --> 02:04:06,160
Speaker 2: you say so like that?

2587
02:04:06,360 --> 02:04:10,560
Speaker 1: Guy, Wow, she's removed tonsils.

2588
02:04:11,200 --> 02:04:12,960
Speaker 5: I haven't heard tonsil hockey in a long time.

2589
02:04:13,880 --> 02:04:18,440
Speaker 1: We gotta go Randy Shaver. All right, thanks to you tomorrow. Yeah, yeah,

2590
02:04:18,480 --> 02:04:20,480
Speaker 1: happy anniversary. We'll we'll be back with more from see

2591
02:04:20,480 --> 02:04:21,280
Speaker 1: Willy here in a minute.

2592
02:04:21,560 --> 02:04:26,760
Speaker 3: Morning, Minnesota, Welcome back to the show.

2593
02:04:26,800 --> 02:04:30,400
Speaker 1: It's a magical day. It's our twenty seventh anniversary show.

2594
02:04:30,440 --> 02:04:32,680
Speaker 1: We didn't plan anything, we don't care that much, but

2595
02:04:33,600 --> 02:04:35,720
Speaker 1: we are pleased to begin our twenty eighth year on

2596
02:04:35,760 --> 02:04:38,880
Speaker 1: the air with our friend see Willie Miles. Hello, see

2597
02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:43,200
Speaker 1: Willy again. Good morning. I mentioned earlier that my wife

2598
02:04:43,240 --> 02:04:46,360
Speaker 1: and I are very much looking forward to seeing your

2599
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:49,800
Speaker 1: sold out show this Saturday night at Crooner's in Brooklyn Park.

2600
02:04:50,240 --> 02:04:51,800
Speaker 1: Saturday is Valentine's Day.

2601
02:04:51,840 --> 02:04:58,480
Speaker 3: It is man and I do Valentine Day shows annually,

2602
02:04:58,800 --> 02:05:00,600
Speaker 3: but I will only do it if I could do

2603
02:05:00,640 --> 02:05:03,040
Speaker 3: it on Valentine And I don't care what day that

2604
02:05:03,320 --> 02:05:07,880
Speaker 3: falls on. You realize you just said Valentine, Valentine.

2605
02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:10,880
Speaker 2: Valentine heard I saw, yeah, I heard what you said

2606
02:05:11,840 --> 02:05:16,000
Speaker 2: down south. So why'd you like to do it on Valentine's.

2607
02:05:15,680 --> 02:05:17,880
Speaker 3: Because it makes no sense afterwards or before?

2608
02:05:18,000 --> 02:05:19,680
Speaker 2: I mean, what makes you want to perform on just

2609
02:05:19,760 --> 02:05:20,040
Speaker 2: on the.

2610
02:05:20,280 --> 02:05:23,440
Speaker 3: Because I mean it was well, that was a way,

2611
02:05:23,720 --> 02:05:26,240
Speaker 3: and that will only do like local shows. You know

2612
02:05:26,280 --> 02:05:28,600
Speaker 3: what I mean, because that was my way to spend

2613
02:05:28,680 --> 02:05:31,080
Speaker 3: time with my wife. How long have you and your

2614
02:05:31,080 --> 02:05:31,800
Speaker 3: wife been together?

2615
02:05:31,840 --> 02:05:31,880
Speaker 7: In?

2616
02:05:32,000 --> 02:05:33,920
Speaker 1: Thirty five years? God help us all.

2617
02:05:33,960 --> 02:05:34,400
Speaker 2: Impress it.

2618
02:05:34,480 --> 02:05:35,240
Speaker 3: Thirty five years.

2619
02:05:35,320 --> 02:05:38,120
Speaker 1: So at your special Valentine show Saturday night, do you

2620
02:05:38,160 --> 02:05:40,080
Speaker 1: pull couples out of the crowd and light them up

2621
02:05:40,120 --> 02:05:40,640
Speaker 1: and whatnot?

2622
02:05:40,920 --> 02:05:40,960
Speaker 5: No?

2623
02:05:41,280 --> 02:05:43,760
Speaker 3: No, no, that that's never a part of my routine.

2624
02:05:44,200 --> 02:05:47,480
Speaker 3: What I do is for people who's never been to

2625
02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:51,000
Speaker 3: my shows, Like, I don't talk about individual people. I

2626
02:05:51,000 --> 02:05:53,640
Speaker 3: talk about people in general. Yeah, and then I'll talk

2627
02:05:53,680 --> 02:05:56,640
Speaker 3: about like relationships, and you will know for a fact

2628
02:05:56,720 --> 02:06:00,440
Speaker 3: if you're part of that relationship program that I'm talking about,

2629
02:06:00,480 --> 02:06:04,080
Speaker 3: because I touch a little bit of everything on everybody. Yeah,

2630
02:06:04,200 --> 02:06:08,640
Speaker 3: it's about getting involved in a relationship and how it progresses.

2631
02:06:09,400 --> 02:06:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm I'm excited for the show.

2632
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, it's it's it's always a lot of fun.

2633
02:06:15,720 --> 02:06:21,440
Speaker 1: Saturday is Valentine's Day, but beware today is Red Tuesday,

2634
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:27,760
Speaker 1: supposedly the day of the year you're most likely to

2635
02:06:27,760 --> 02:06:33,360
Speaker 1: get dumped on your fat ash by your significant other. Wow,

2636
02:06:33,480 --> 02:06:37,880
Speaker 1: today is the most common day to get the gas

2637
02:06:38,880 --> 02:06:42,600
Speaker 1: from your husband, wife, girlfriend, Is that right?

2638
02:06:42,640 --> 02:06:46,160
Speaker 3: I didn't know. I miss a lot of like like

2639
02:06:46,440 --> 02:06:49,800
Speaker 3: days like you know what I mean, like like donut day,

2640
02:06:50,720 --> 02:06:51,080
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

2641
02:06:51,200 --> 02:06:53,600
Speaker 2: Oh, like the stupid fake right.

2642
02:06:53,880 --> 02:06:56,160
Speaker 1: Coby's pretty good. Cobby knows a lot of that stuff.

2643
02:06:56,520 --> 02:06:58,040
Speaker 2: I look them up every day to see if there's

2644
02:06:58,080 --> 02:07:00,520
Speaker 2: anything that would relate to what we're talking about.

2645
02:07:00,680 --> 02:07:02,840
Speaker 3: I know, and I just people be telling me stuff

2646
02:07:02,840 --> 02:07:04,640
Speaker 3: like we're like red Day, like then they think it

2647
02:07:04,720 --> 02:07:07,680
Speaker 3: makes sense, like this is like three days before Valentine,

2648
02:07:07,680 --> 02:07:09,840
Speaker 3: This will be the time to dump somebody, right if

2649
02:07:09,840 --> 02:07:11,840
Speaker 3: you ain't, because you think if you think they're gonna, like,

2650
02:07:13,000 --> 02:07:16,200
Speaker 3: you know, ask you to go steady, or try to

2651
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:19,200
Speaker 3: give you a ring, or ask you to go steady.

2652
02:07:19,840 --> 02:07:20,880
Speaker 2: He's been married thirty five.

2653
02:07:21,360 --> 02:07:22,400
Speaker 6: It's a little too close.

2654
02:07:23,040 --> 02:07:23,800
Speaker 1: It's too close.

2655
02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:25,080
Speaker 4: I got to back it up a week.

2656
02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:28,080
Speaker 1: Too heartbreaking to be dumped so close.

2657
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:32,040
Speaker 4: It seems like people already have reservations, right, are you should?

2658
02:07:32,200 --> 02:07:33,320
Speaker 3: AUTI spent the money.

2659
02:07:33,360 --> 02:07:36,800
Speaker 4: Actually yeah, I'll take this moment to remind the gentleman

2660
02:07:36,880 --> 02:07:39,680
Speaker 4: in the listening audience or the women, Uh, if you

2661
02:07:39,680 --> 02:07:42,360
Speaker 4: don't have a reservation, make one now today.

2662
02:07:42,640 --> 02:07:43,640
Speaker 5: You might even be too late.

2663
02:07:43,720 --> 02:07:46,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, you probably are, But there might be some last

2664
02:07:46,560 --> 02:07:48,000
Speaker 4: minute cancelations or something.

2665
02:07:48,040 --> 02:07:52,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do somebody maybe, Yeah, I wonder if

2666
02:07:52,160 --> 02:07:54,720
Speaker 3: they have a special you know, like White Castle they

2667
02:07:54,720 --> 02:07:55,440
Speaker 3: do something.

2668
02:07:55,160 --> 02:07:55,760
Speaker 2: Special for.

2669
02:07:57,920 --> 02:07:59,480
Speaker 3: Make your heart pancake over it.

2670
02:08:01,040 --> 02:08:03,400
Speaker 2: I think like popa Murphy's you can get those heart

2671
02:08:03,440 --> 02:08:04,000
Speaker 2: shaped peoples.

2672
02:08:05,080 --> 02:08:06,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of players do the heart shape pizza.

2673
02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:08,640
Speaker 7: And I love the ones that show up on social

2674
02:08:08,680 --> 02:08:11,040
Speaker 7: media because you know they do it once a year

2675
02:08:11,280 --> 02:08:13,720
Speaker 7: and some of them do not look like hearts whatsoever.

2676
02:08:13,960 --> 02:08:14,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2677
02:08:14,960 --> 02:08:21,320
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, like a liver. Today's Red Tuesday, So brace yourself.

2678
02:08:22,560 --> 02:08:25,000
Speaker 2: It seems like, you know, Christmas things like this people

2679
02:08:25,040 --> 02:08:27,600
Speaker 2: do consider or thanksgivings a big one, like boyd, do

2680
02:08:27,640 --> 02:08:29,080
Speaker 2: I really want to bring this person home?

2681
02:08:29,160 --> 02:08:32,920
Speaker 1: Right right right? See, Willie, you're a pimp. I imagine

2682
02:08:32,920 --> 02:08:34,880
Speaker 1: when it was time, back when you were a young guy,

2683
02:08:34,880 --> 02:08:36,920
Speaker 1: when it was time you did the dumping, didn't you.

2684
02:08:38,880 --> 02:08:42,960
Speaker 3: Yes, But I am not a dumper, you know, I'm

2685
02:08:43,040 --> 02:08:48,800
Speaker 3: a like I was like Derek Jeter or or you're

2686
02:08:48,840 --> 02:08:52,520
Speaker 3: very clashy about it, yeah, you know, or gift basket

2687
02:08:52,800 --> 02:08:58,480
Speaker 3: what's his name? Lou forarrig No, I can't even say

2688
02:08:58,520 --> 02:09:00,880
Speaker 3: his name now, but anyway, I would let him know

2689
02:09:01,000 --> 02:09:02,880
Speaker 3: up front, like when I was like when I was

2690
02:09:02,920 --> 02:09:06,720
Speaker 3: playing college football. It's like, listen, this is I got

2691
02:09:06,760 --> 02:09:10,520
Speaker 3: free tickets. You you you work in the restaurant. I

2692
02:09:10,560 --> 02:09:13,600
Speaker 3: want food. We can hang out, but I need I

2693
02:09:13,640 --> 02:09:16,120
Speaker 3: need free food. You get to come to the game,

2694
02:09:16,200 --> 02:09:18,040
Speaker 3: watch me play. We get to hang out.

2695
02:09:18,280 --> 02:09:21,960
Speaker 1: That's how some of your relationships started, right, So that not.

2696
02:09:22,000 --> 02:09:25,640
Speaker 3: Make this anything more than what it is. Right, you know, so.

2697
02:09:25,880 --> 02:09:27,520
Speaker 1: Just when you break up with that woman, don't go

2698
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:29,200
Speaker 1: back to that restaurant, right, yeah, I.

2699
02:09:29,160 --> 02:09:31,280
Speaker 3: Won't ask you for food. Don't ask me for tickets.

2700
02:09:31,480 --> 02:09:32,040
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

2701
02:09:32,320 --> 02:09:34,240
Speaker 2: That's funny the hookup. I was trying to think that

2702
02:09:35,080 --> 02:09:37,720
Speaker 2: that's what it was the best hookup I ever had. Nick,

2703
02:09:37,720 --> 02:09:40,640
Speaker 2: It's the the girl I brought to Edgefest that one

2704
02:09:40,720 --> 02:09:44,320
Speaker 2: year where we were all hanging out at Blind kind

2705
02:09:44,320 --> 02:09:45,600
Speaker 2: of looked like Jessica Simpson.

2706
02:09:46,560 --> 02:09:47,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure.

2707
02:09:47,440 --> 02:09:51,880
Speaker 2: She She was the like apartment manager where I lived,

2708
02:09:52,440 --> 02:09:54,280
Speaker 2: and so we started dating and she gave me this

2709
02:09:54,400 --> 02:09:57,080
Speaker 2: coin and I got free laundry. I thought, this is

2710
02:09:57,120 --> 02:09:58,760
Speaker 2: the coolest hookup I've ever had.

2711
02:09:59,160 --> 02:10:01,800
Speaker 1: You had the Golden Ticket for washing your drawers, your

2712
02:10:01,800 --> 02:10:04,600
Speaker 1: socks and underwear coin. You put it in there for free.

2713
02:10:04,760 --> 02:10:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have I didn't have to pay for

2714
02:10:06,360 --> 02:10:08,120
Speaker 2: laundry for it the entire time we dated.

2715
02:10:08,240 --> 02:10:10,000
Speaker 5: That's such a Josh perk right there that you'd be

2716
02:10:10,120 --> 02:10:11,280
Speaker 5: excited about it.

2717
02:10:11,240 --> 02:10:15,640
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, oh darn, it seemed cool until you

2718
02:10:15,680 --> 02:10:18,040
Speaker 2: mentioned it. I thought that was awesome.

2719
02:10:18,120 --> 02:10:19,520
Speaker 7: No, you're right though, because it wasn't pain of the

2720
02:10:19,520 --> 02:10:21,400
Speaker 7: ashtroid to find quarters when I lived in those types

2721
02:10:21,440 --> 02:10:22,000
Speaker 7: of buildings.

2722
02:10:22,280 --> 02:10:26,800
Speaker 1: Did you ever have any bad breakups? See Willie? Did

2723
02:10:26,840 --> 02:10:28,320
Speaker 1: I ever have it? No?

2724
02:10:28,560 --> 02:10:30,000
Speaker 3: Man, listen, let me can I be I.

2725
02:10:30,000 --> 02:10:32,080
Speaker 1: Don't picture you as a guy you would have a

2726
02:10:32,200 --> 02:10:35,720
Speaker 1: nasty ending to a relationship because you're such a nice, measured,

2727
02:10:35,800 --> 02:10:37,080
Speaker 1: mature person.

2728
02:10:37,080 --> 02:10:39,520
Speaker 3: And I always had a backup playing oh like you

2729
02:10:39,520 --> 02:10:43,360
Speaker 3: ain't gonna just dry? No, you know what I mean. Like, let'sten,

2730
02:10:43,440 --> 02:10:45,720
Speaker 3: let's be clear, and I don't want sound like I

2731
02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:48,400
Speaker 3: was a jerk. But if you when you when you kicked.

2732
02:10:48,160 --> 02:10:48,800
Speaker 1: Me to the curb.

2733
02:10:49,920 --> 02:10:52,680
Speaker 3: Look, I had first string, second string, third string, like

2734
02:10:52,760 --> 02:10:53,879
Speaker 3: I could always.

2735
02:10:54,840 --> 02:10:55,240
Speaker 1: I didn't.

2736
02:10:55,360 --> 02:10:58,800
Speaker 3: I wasn't like dateless or I would never I never

2737
02:10:58,800 --> 02:11:01,200
Speaker 3: got hot brea. If you don't want me, then that cool,

2738
02:11:02,040 --> 02:11:03,240
Speaker 3: But you be honest about it.

2739
02:11:03,360 --> 02:11:05,480
Speaker 1: You know. That's all I ever said, be honest about it.

2740
02:11:05,440 --> 02:11:08,000
Speaker 2: It seemed like a good idea to have somebody on deck.

2741
02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:11,560
Speaker 1: Always, yeah, because you just never know. So you were

2742
02:11:11,600 --> 02:11:13,800
Speaker 1: dumped once or twice and you said, yeah, whatever, I

2743
02:11:13,800 --> 02:11:15,840
Speaker 1: got this other gal on the shot right right.

2744
02:11:16,400 --> 02:11:20,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't say dump, but pressured into trying to

2745
02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:24,080
Speaker 3: become you know, and to make a commitment, and I

2746
02:11:24,120 --> 02:11:26,440
Speaker 3: was like, I can't do that right now. And then

2747
02:11:26,560 --> 02:11:28,040
Speaker 3: so when they say, well then I can't do that,

2748
02:11:28,040 --> 02:11:31,040
Speaker 3: I said, okay, cool. So it was always like mutual, Yeah,

2749
02:11:31,160 --> 02:11:32,960
Speaker 3: one of those situations. It's not like you ain't gonna

2750
02:11:32,960 --> 02:11:35,040
Speaker 3: force me to do something I'm not I don't want

2751
02:11:35,080 --> 02:11:35,800
Speaker 3: to do right now.

2752
02:11:36,000 --> 02:11:38,480
Speaker 2: That's how it's been for me. Like I've never dumped anyone.

2753
02:11:38,480 --> 02:11:40,920
Speaker 2: I've never been dumped, but it's always we both just

2754
02:11:41,400 --> 02:11:43,880
Speaker 2: like essentially stopped calling each other and neither one of

2755
02:11:43,960 --> 02:11:47,400
Speaker 2: us reaches out. We realize it's just exactly we're kind

2756
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:47,800
Speaker 2: of dumped.

2757
02:11:48,120 --> 02:11:48,520
Speaker 6: I was.

2758
02:11:50,360 --> 02:11:52,560
Speaker 4: I mean, I think the only time I was like

2759
02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:57,760
Speaker 4: legitinately dumped by a boyfriend I was in Yeah, so

2760
02:11:57,760 --> 02:11:59,440
Speaker 4: it would have been when I was in grade school.

2761
02:11:59,520 --> 02:12:03,080
Speaker 4: So I have like a really weird situation happened when

2762
02:12:03,080 --> 02:12:06,840
Speaker 4: I was single, before I met my husband. I hunt

2763
02:12:06,840 --> 02:12:09,080
Speaker 4: out with this guy and I could tell like, this

2764
02:12:09,160 --> 02:12:12,880
Speaker 4: probably isn't gonna go anywhere, So we just didn't talk

2765
02:12:13,120 --> 02:12:16,240
Speaker 4: after hanging out, and I thought, all right, yeah he

2766
02:12:16,240 --> 02:12:19,839
Speaker 4: had he got the message. We had a mutual feeling.

2767
02:12:20,200 --> 02:12:23,240
Speaker 4: And then like a month later, like a weird amount

2768
02:12:23,280 --> 02:12:25,400
Speaker 4: of time has passed, I got a phone call from him.

2769
02:12:25,440 --> 02:12:28,240
Speaker 4: And at this time, I've been talking to my now

2770
02:12:28,320 --> 02:12:32,000
Speaker 4: husband for like two three weeks, and I pick up.

2771
02:12:32,000 --> 02:12:35,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, what's up, thinking it's an emergency or something,

2772
02:12:35,160 --> 02:12:39,520
Speaker 4: and he's like starts to let me down easy. He's like, hey,

2773
02:12:39,800 --> 02:12:41,360
Speaker 4: I just wanted to call and let you know, like

2774
02:12:41,400 --> 02:12:42,600
Speaker 4: I don't think this is working.

2775
02:12:42,680 --> 02:12:43,720
Speaker 6: I was like, what is happening?

2776
02:12:44,280 --> 02:12:47,280
Speaker 4: I stopped him and I said, are you like breaking

2777
02:12:47,360 --> 02:12:48,360
Speaker 4: up with me right now?

2778
02:12:48,840 --> 02:12:52,200
Speaker 1: The two of you hadn't talked for a month. Yeah,

2779
02:12:52,240 --> 02:12:54,280
Speaker 1: and maybe you don't want to go this route, but

2780
02:12:54,440 --> 02:12:59,320
Speaker 1: are you saying basically you bumped, Yeah, you figured this

2781
02:12:59,480 --> 02:13:01,680
Speaker 1: is going no where, and you figured both of us

2782
02:13:01,720 --> 02:13:04,840
Speaker 1: had that idea. Okay, we bumped, but then moved on.

2783
02:13:05,280 --> 02:13:07,240
Speaker 1: A month goes by the guy the whole time he

2784
02:13:07,280 --> 02:13:08,640
Speaker 1: thought you were boyfriend girlfriend.

2785
02:13:08,760 --> 02:13:10,920
Speaker 4: I have no idea what he thought, but I was like, no,

2786
02:13:11,120 --> 02:13:12,120
Speaker 4: man moved on.

2787
02:13:12,240 --> 02:13:14,200
Speaker 6: I was like, we haven't talked in so long.

2788
02:13:14,400 --> 02:13:18,720
Speaker 2: That sounds like a thanks of Seinfeld. George's doing that.

2789
02:13:18,880 --> 02:13:20,400
Speaker 4: And then I got off the phone. And then I

2790
02:13:20,400 --> 02:13:23,520
Speaker 4: felt guilty, of course, because I was like giggle in

2791
02:13:23,720 --> 02:13:25,400
Speaker 4: because I thought it was a funny situation.

2792
02:13:25,520 --> 02:13:26,920
Speaker 6: And I was like, all right, well.

2793
02:13:26,800 --> 02:13:27,600
Speaker 2: That's really weird.

2794
02:13:27,960 --> 02:13:33,120
Speaker 1: I like Tom's perfect. I like to tell this story.

2795
02:13:33,400 --> 02:13:35,520
Speaker 1: I like to tell this story because it gives people

2796
02:13:35,560 --> 02:13:39,200
Speaker 1: the creeps. But I know a guy who was married

2797
02:13:39,240 --> 02:13:42,600
Speaker 1: for a good oh i'd say fifteen years or something

2798
02:13:42,680 --> 02:13:48,800
Speaker 1: like that, maybe even longer, got a divorce and it

2799
02:13:48,880 --> 02:13:53,760
Speaker 1: was not a pretty ending. Something like twenty years went by,

2800
02:13:54,560 --> 02:13:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, and he called his ex wife on

2801
02:13:57,160 --> 02:14:00,760
Speaker 1: the telephone and said, you know, we gotta do something

2802
02:14:00,760 --> 02:14:07,120
Speaker 1: about this. And she said, who is this, oh lord,

2803
02:14:07,520 --> 02:14:10,360
Speaker 1: and he said, it's me, Donnie. You know, we got

2804
02:14:10,360 --> 02:14:19,160
Speaker 1: to do something about you know, our marriage. And she said,

2805
02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:22,520
Speaker 1: you mean the marriage that officially ended twenty years ago.

2806
02:14:23,280 --> 02:14:25,240
Speaker 1: And he said, yeah, you know, what are we gonna do?

2807
02:14:27,120 --> 02:14:27,560
Speaker 1: That's cep.

2808
02:14:27,720 --> 02:14:29,800
Speaker 4: We're going to continue living our lives so I'm going

2809
02:14:29,880 --> 02:14:30,720
Speaker 4: to block you think you.

2810
02:14:33,640 --> 02:14:35,720
Speaker 1: He really thought that, you know, they were going to

2811
02:14:35,800 --> 02:14:36,240
Speaker 1: talk it out.

2812
02:14:37,000 --> 02:14:41,360
Speaker 4: Wow, bruh, that's so scary. You don't even know me anymore, I.

2813
02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:42,440
Speaker 3: Know, even too much time.

2814
02:14:42,520 --> 02:14:47,240
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, he thought it was give it a shot.

2815
02:14:47,400 --> 02:14:49,560
Speaker 1: You know, she's got to still be thinking about me.

2816
02:14:49,960 --> 02:14:52,000
Speaker 1: She didn't even know who. She didn't recognize this freaking

2817
02:14:52,040 --> 02:14:56,760
Speaker 1: foes on the telephone. Who is this? She says?

2818
02:14:57,640 --> 02:15:00,560
Speaker 3: My wife, favorite story about my breakup is is a

2819
02:15:00,560 --> 02:15:04,480
Speaker 3: breakup that never even was a date. Like so we

2820
02:15:04,720 --> 02:15:08,200
Speaker 3: you know you you're friends with somebody through elementary school.

2821
02:15:08,520 --> 02:15:10,800
Speaker 3: So this girl named Mildred like her and I are

2822
02:15:10,840 --> 02:15:12,680
Speaker 3: like like best friends. She was the best looking girl

2823
02:15:12,760 --> 02:15:13,160
Speaker 3: in school.

2824
02:15:13,520 --> 02:15:19,360
Speaker 1: Awesome only in Mississippi, Alabama, Alabama. Mildred only in Alabama.

2825
02:15:19,520 --> 02:15:19,960
Speaker 3: Mildred.

2826
02:15:20,320 --> 02:15:22,920
Speaker 1: I think that the hottest in the in the seventies

2827
02:15:23,040 --> 02:15:24,680
Speaker 1: is the only time the hottest girl at your school

2828
02:15:24,720 --> 02:15:25,400
Speaker 1: is named Mildred.

2829
02:15:26,920 --> 02:15:29,560
Speaker 2: Hot girl name it is something.

2830
02:15:29,600 --> 02:15:32,280
Speaker 3: But I was lucky that way, and so Mildred. I

2831
02:15:32,320 --> 02:15:34,480
Speaker 3: used to sit behind her in all the classes. Right,

2832
02:15:34,520 --> 02:15:36,440
Speaker 3: we used to do everything going breaks and stuff to go.

2833
02:15:36,640 --> 02:15:39,080
Speaker 3: This is all the way from elementary school to high school. Yeah,

2834
02:15:39,240 --> 02:15:43,400
Speaker 3: so my junior year. So I'm for sport athletes. I

2835
02:15:43,400 --> 02:15:45,480
Speaker 3: don't have time for no girlfriend. But I figured, if

2836
02:15:45,480 --> 02:15:45,960
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have.

2837
02:15:45,960 --> 02:15:49,200
Speaker 1: A girlfriend, that's what he said, right.

2838
02:15:50,440 --> 02:15:55,600
Speaker 3: I'm trying to cover off my face. I was poor man,

2839
02:15:55,680 --> 02:15:56,720
Speaker 3: and the only way I was going to go to

2840
02:15:56,760 --> 02:16:00,000
Speaker 3: college on a scholarship. So I figured, if I'm gonna date, anybody,

2841
02:16:00,080 --> 02:16:03,800
Speaker 3: could be milder. Because we're friends. He understands she's coming

2842
02:16:03,800 --> 02:16:06,680
Speaker 3: to all of my events and whatever. But anyway, so

2843
02:16:06,840 --> 02:16:08,880
Speaker 3: the one day I thought I was gonna ask her,

2844
02:16:08,920 --> 02:16:11,440
Speaker 3: I was like, this is the day, right, So I go.

2845
02:16:11,800 --> 02:16:16,480
Speaker 3: I had a brand new outfit on brand spanking new outfit,

2846
02:16:17,240 --> 02:16:18,720
Speaker 3: and so I figured, I gonna make it the second

2847
02:16:18,760 --> 02:16:21,480
Speaker 3: break and I'm gonna ask her down by the vending machines.

2848
02:16:21,120 --> 02:16:24,480
Speaker 1: Right, buyer some toast if she wants.

2849
02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:29,960
Speaker 3: I came. I had a beautiful shirt, matching pants, platform shoes.

2850
02:16:30,120 --> 02:16:33,240
Speaker 3: I was cleaning the board of health and I went

2851
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:35,400
Speaker 3: to down there and I waited for our had but

2852
02:16:35,400 --> 02:16:39,360
Speaker 3: I was propped up on the radiator, you know, heater

2853
02:16:39,760 --> 02:16:42,440
Speaker 3: putting out the vibe, but not the vibe. Yeah, afro

2854
02:16:42,680 --> 02:16:47,680
Speaker 3: was tight. Oh, I had the arrow spear arrow necklace

2855
02:16:47,720 --> 02:16:50,760
Speaker 3: on dude. And she walked up to me and I

2856
02:16:50,840 --> 02:16:53,039
Speaker 3: was just getting ready to ask her, and she goes,

2857
02:16:53,520 --> 02:16:55,480
Speaker 3: do you know what I heard today? I said, well,

2858
02:16:55,560 --> 02:16:58,240
Speaker 3: I said what someone said that we were dating? We're

2859
02:16:58,280 --> 02:17:01,400
Speaker 3: two too good of friends to data. And I'm like,

2860
02:17:01,680 --> 02:17:05,280
Speaker 3: and I couldn't say no. I said, yeah, I mean

2861
02:17:05,320 --> 02:17:09,040
Speaker 3: who said that? I was just? I was just. I

2862
02:17:09,120 --> 02:17:10,240
Speaker 3: was torn up inside.

2863
02:17:10,360 --> 02:17:12,200
Speaker 4: You shouldn't have been. She was fishing. She wanted to

2864
02:17:12,280 --> 02:17:12,520
Speaker 4: date you.

2865
02:17:12,879 --> 02:17:13,600
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.

2866
02:17:14,760 --> 02:17:16,640
Speaker 6: The fact that she brought it up. She wanted to

2867
02:17:16,720 --> 02:17:17,480
Speaker 6: do and.

2868
02:17:17,440 --> 02:17:21,640
Speaker 3: She saw how good I looked too. I told my

2869
02:17:21,720 --> 02:17:24,400
Speaker 3: dad that story. When I got home, I was like dejected.

2870
02:17:24,480 --> 02:17:26,200
Speaker 3: My dad asked me what happened. I told him, he

2871
02:17:26,240 --> 02:17:27,959
Speaker 3: goes stupid.

2872
02:17:28,360 --> 02:17:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Ashley's right. I think she was fishing,

2873
02:17:32,879 --> 02:17:34,920
Speaker 1: putting out some kind of a vibe to see how

2874
02:17:34,959 --> 02:17:37,800
Speaker 1: you'd react. That's the biggest mistake women have made in

2875
02:17:37,840 --> 02:17:39,400
Speaker 1: the history of mankind.

2876
02:17:39,520 --> 02:17:42,640
Speaker 4: Man are too like literal don't play with us.

2877
02:17:43,000 --> 02:17:46,160
Speaker 1: They assume we're smart enough to understand their mind games.

2878
02:17:46,200 --> 02:17:46,560
Speaker 1: We are not.

2879
02:17:46,640 --> 02:17:47,600
Speaker 3: Don't play games.

2880
02:17:48,200 --> 02:17:55,640
Speaker 1: This ain't no games, Mildred. Mildred went on to wonderful things.

2881
02:17:55,680 --> 02:17:58,760
Speaker 1: I hope absolutely joined the military. I saw her on

2882
02:17:58,800 --> 02:18:03,560
Speaker 1: our twentieth year class reunion, and you know what she said.

2883
02:18:04,160 --> 02:18:06,400
Speaker 1: She looked red at me. I told her about this

2884
02:18:06,640 --> 02:18:07,640
Speaker 1: old that situation.

2885
02:18:07,760 --> 02:18:10,840
Speaker 3: She goes. She goes, you should have just asked me. Yeah,

2886
02:18:11,000 --> 02:18:11,800
Speaker 3: totally would have.

2887
02:18:11,959 --> 02:18:13,080
Speaker 1: We're not smart enough for that.

2888
02:18:13,560 --> 02:18:15,680
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I said. I said, Well, you shouldn't

2889
02:18:15,680 --> 02:18:16,480
Speaker 3: say what you said.

2890
02:18:16,640 --> 02:18:21,600
Speaker 1: She's still slinging heat. Yeah, I knew she would. But honey,

2891
02:18:21,680 --> 02:18:23,959
Speaker 1: I made the right choice, of course. Yes, of course

2892
02:18:24,040 --> 02:18:26,800
Speaker 1: we got. We got a little tear rolling down your eye.

2893
02:18:26,800 --> 02:18:27,240
Speaker 1: What's going on?

2894
02:18:27,280 --> 02:18:29,640
Speaker 3: I am not not, honey, he's lying.

2895
02:18:29,760 --> 02:18:31,480
Speaker 1: I'll be back in a few minutes. Here, we'll be

2896
02:18:31,520 --> 02:18:34,279
Speaker 1: back with one more conversation with Sea whether half assed

2897
02:18:34,440 --> 02:18:40,080
Speaker 1: morning show. We're about smooth out of time skis around

2898
02:18:40,160 --> 02:18:43,760
Speaker 1: here on the program. But uh, you know, we got

2899
02:18:43,879 --> 02:18:46,480
Speaker 1: Sea Willie Miles sitting around for a couple more minutes.

2900
02:18:46,520 --> 02:18:48,800
Speaker 1: We were talking a little bit about Valentine's Day coming

2901
02:18:48,879 --> 02:18:51,720
Speaker 1: up this Saturday. We were talking about Sea Willie Miles,

2902
02:18:52,320 --> 02:18:57,880
Speaker 1: high school love by the name of Mildred. We uh so, uh,

2903
02:18:57,920 --> 02:19:01,920
Speaker 1: but today is Red Tuesday, the moment likely day you're

2904
02:19:01,959 --> 02:19:05,960
Speaker 1: going to be dumped a lot of folks who aren't

2905
02:19:06,000 --> 02:19:09,680
Speaker 1: so sure about things. They'll dump you on your ass

2906
02:19:09,720 --> 02:19:11,560
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day so they don't got to spend the

2907
02:19:11,600 --> 02:19:15,960
Speaker 1: money on Valentine's Day. Pardon me, they'll dump you three

2908
02:19:16,040 --> 02:19:18,560
Speaker 1: or four days before Valentine's Day so they can done

2909
02:19:18,600 --> 02:19:21,240
Speaker 1: have to spend the money on dinner and whatnot. Ashley

2910
02:19:21,240 --> 02:19:23,280
Speaker 1: didn't like the idea. She said that that's too soon,

2911
02:19:23,360 --> 02:19:26,840
Speaker 1: that's too that's too near the holiday. What do you

2912
02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:29,880
Speaker 1: think about this, Ashley, Lady Boss mom of five, texted

2913
02:19:29,920 --> 02:19:34,199
Speaker 1: in to say we she once got dumped on her birthday.

2914
02:19:37,800 --> 02:19:39,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just not right.

2915
02:19:39,400 --> 02:19:40,600
Speaker 2: That's not a very nice person.

2916
02:19:41,080 --> 02:19:41,760
Speaker 6: Stuff like that.

2917
02:19:41,879 --> 02:19:44,360
Speaker 3: My whole theory about if you make it through Christmas

2918
02:19:44,760 --> 02:19:48,080
Speaker 3: with somebody, go through Valentine, because then there's no other

2919
02:19:48,320 --> 02:19:51,840
Speaker 3: holidays after that. Break up after Valentine, because I got

2920
02:19:52,120 --> 02:19:54,800
Speaker 3: as soon as after Christmas, you're making plans for Valentine,

2921
02:19:55,640 --> 02:19:58,240
Speaker 3: So don't don't dump a person. Then you hang on

2922
02:19:58,320 --> 02:20:01,040
Speaker 3: for that that first quarter of the year. Yeah you can.

2923
02:20:01,120 --> 02:20:05,440
Speaker 1: Really, there's no relationship based holidays after Valentine.

2924
02:20:05,440 --> 02:20:07,160
Speaker 3: Break up on Easter, so you don't have to go

2925
02:20:07,200 --> 02:20:07,800
Speaker 3: to church with it.

2926
02:20:08,080 --> 02:20:11,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, nobody cares about that cost some money.

2927
02:20:11,280 --> 02:20:12,320
Speaker 3: You gotta put something that pot.

2928
02:20:12,360 --> 02:20:15,760
Speaker 1: When they put it in from you could say something like,

2929
02:20:16,120 --> 02:20:18,160
Speaker 1: remember how Jesus left us on Easter.

2930
02:20:18,879 --> 02:20:20,000
Speaker 3: I'll be back in three days.

2931
02:20:21,040 --> 02:20:23,560
Speaker 1: I will be leaving you in that same fashion, a

2932
02:20:23,560 --> 02:20:27,280
Speaker 1: little less dramatic, but I will be leaving you on East.

2933
02:20:27,720 --> 02:20:27,920
Speaker 3: Uh.

2934
02:20:28,000 --> 02:20:30,520
Speaker 1: You guys that were hanging out at the Dave and Busters.

2935
02:20:30,160 --> 02:20:33,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, I've never been there where the

2936
02:20:33,720 --> 02:20:37,000
Speaker 2: rock em sock them robots as work, those giant robots

2937
02:20:37,000 --> 02:20:37,520
Speaker 2: they got there.

2938
02:20:37,560 --> 02:20:39,320
Speaker 7: I got kicked out of a Dave and Busters. Once

2939
02:20:40,160 --> 02:20:42,560
Speaker 7: you got to do reason, And I know what you're thinking.

2940
02:20:42,600 --> 02:20:44,640
Speaker 7: You know it's a bar, you know, late at night. No,

2941
02:20:44,800 --> 02:20:47,840
Speaker 7: this happened at a kid's birthday party at about one

2942
02:20:47,840 --> 02:20:49,000
Speaker 7: o'clock on a Saturday.

2943
02:20:49,280 --> 02:20:50,040
Speaker 3: Well, what did you do?

2944
02:20:50,120 --> 02:20:51,240
Speaker 5: You know they have Papa shot.

2945
02:20:51,480 --> 02:20:53,320
Speaker 7: They've also got a football version of that where you

2946
02:20:53,400 --> 02:20:55,880
Speaker 7: trying to throw it through the three different size holes. Sure,

2947
02:20:56,040 --> 02:20:58,600
Speaker 7: my buddy played college quarterbacks, so he said, hey, let's

2948
02:20:58,600 --> 02:21:00,840
Speaker 7: go run some routes. So I'm running outes through the

2949
02:21:00,920 --> 02:21:04,840
Speaker 7: David Busters. He airmails a throw and the way that

2950
02:21:04,879 --> 02:21:08,600
Speaker 7: this football exploded this table was like out of a movie.

2951
02:21:08,879 --> 02:21:14,480
Speaker 7: Oh just pizza everywhere, pictures of soda down, kids crying.

2952
02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:17,560
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I know you missed the kids.

2953
02:21:17,360 --> 02:21:18,120
Speaker 5: And I'm sitting there.

2954
02:21:18,320 --> 02:21:21,640
Speaker 7: No, he overthrew me and we still fight about that

2955
02:21:21,680 --> 02:21:24,480
Speaker 7: to day and he has a different view on it.

2956
02:21:24,560 --> 02:21:26,560
Speaker 1: And it was his kid's birthday party too, so you

2957
02:21:26,720 --> 02:21:28,600
Speaker 1: consider diving onto the table.

2958
02:21:28,640 --> 02:21:31,199
Speaker 7: I should have, but then I'm like taking those thin napkins,

2959
02:21:31,200 --> 02:21:32,880
Speaker 7: you know, and it's just not doing anything.

2960
02:21:33,280 --> 02:21:35,480
Speaker 5: And the manager just goes, hey, man, just do us

2961
02:21:35,520 --> 02:21:39,119
Speaker 5: all a favor and leave, all right, I see you later.

2962
02:21:39,360 --> 02:21:41,840
Speaker 1: I had a I don't know, three or four months.

2963
02:21:41,840 --> 02:21:44,480
Speaker 1: I had a bar gig at David Busters on I

2964
02:21:44,480 --> 02:21:46,960
Speaker 1: don't know, Wednesday nights or something, and I got to

2965
02:21:46,959 --> 02:21:49,960
Speaker 1: know the bartender very very well because each and every

2966
02:21:49,959 --> 02:21:53,680
Speaker 1: week it was just me and the bartender real quick.

2967
02:21:53,720 --> 02:21:57,960
Speaker 1: This is only in the California and Guam or something.

2968
02:21:58,000 --> 02:22:00,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, but David Busters is doing something here

2969
02:22:00,840 --> 02:22:05,039
Speaker 1: where they'll put you in the human crane. I don't

2970
02:22:05,080 --> 02:22:05,840
Speaker 1: know these gimmicks.

2971
02:22:06,160 --> 02:22:07,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's sweet.

2972
02:22:07,800 --> 02:22:10,160
Speaker 1: They'll put you in the human crane and they hit

2973
02:22:10,200 --> 02:22:12,720
Speaker 1: the button and I don't know what happens, but somewhere's

2974
02:22:12,720 --> 02:22:16,840
Speaker 1: in there they're placing fifteen thousand dollars three carrot diamond

2975
02:22:16,879 --> 02:22:17,840
Speaker 1: engagement rings.

2976
02:22:18,480 --> 02:22:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2977
02:22:18,760 --> 02:22:21,160
Speaker 1: So you get in there and you try to fund

2978
02:22:21,200 --> 02:22:22,000
Speaker 1: you see what I'm saying.

2979
02:22:22,160 --> 02:22:23,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll nail it.

2980
02:22:23,680 --> 02:22:27,600
Speaker 1: That's their Valentine special. Well good for them, because if

2981
02:22:27,600 --> 02:22:29,800
Speaker 1: you see William milescrom Now until the holiday is over,

2982
02:22:29,840 --> 02:22:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to refer to it as valen Time Valentine.

2983
02:22:34,440 --> 02:22:37,320
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming in brother. Absolutely always a pleasure. See

2984
02:22:37,360 --> 02:22:39,960
Speaker 1: you Saturday night at Crooner's Boom.

2985
02:22:39,959 --> 02:22:43,480
Speaker 2: Sending some positive vibes to the lovely and talented freak

2986
02:22:43,520 --> 02:22:47,160
Speaker 2: in the spreadsheets Jesus. He was informed last week his

2987
02:22:47,240 --> 02:22:49,720
Speaker 2: position was eliminated. I love the Jesus name. He sent

2988
02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:54,240
Speaker 2: us this spreadsheet for Christmas. I don't know how he

2989
02:22:54,240 --> 02:22:55,879
Speaker 2: did it, but it lit up, but it was like

2990
02:22:55,920 --> 02:22:57,240
Speaker 2: a Christmas tree. It was awesome.

2991
02:22:57,560 --> 02:22:58,760
Speaker 5: So he is a freaking the spreadsheet.

2992
02:22:58,800 --> 02:23:02,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's very good. He says that happy twenty

2993
02:23:02,040 --> 02:23:05,400
Speaker 2: seventh birthday to came again. No common courtesy. Jesus said.

2994
02:23:05,440 --> 02:23:07,760
Speaker 2: It's he and his wife's thirty first anniversary and he

2995
02:23:07,800 --> 02:23:09,720
Speaker 2: thinks she still kind of likes him, so they might

2996
02:23:09,760 --> 02:23:12,560
Speaker 2: make it another year. And all y'all, thanks for being

2997
02:23:12,600 --> 02:23:15,039
Speaker 2: here for us and have the greatest Tuesday. A sex

2998
02:23:15,080 --> 02:23:16,600
Speaker 2: symbol like yourself could ever have