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Speaker 1: With The Half Assed Morning Show backtracks.

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Speaker 2: Welcome everyone to the latest issue of the ninety three

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Speaker 2: acts Half Ass Morning Show. For Pete's sake, Cubby, I

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Speaker 2: grabbed a stocking cap on my way out the door,

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Speaker 2: and I'm wearing socks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll say it's cold out. If you're wearing socks.

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Speaker 3: The weather has significantly changed. It is cold. It's kind

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Speaker 3: of cold in this building too.

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Speaker 2: Grabbed a stocking cap on my way out the door.

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Speaker 2: Put on a pair of socks. I'm wearing my good

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Speaker 2: drawers too, the ones that aren't completely transparent. Oh nice,

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Speaker 2: the ones that offer some level of resistance. Because we're

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Speaker 2: getting there, at least for a day or two. She's

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Speaker 2: going to be a little chilly, and today I read

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Speaker 2: forty to fifty mile per hour wind gusts and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: So hang on to your ass, I guess, especially you

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Speaker 2: tough guys working out of doors. Obviously it's going to

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Speaker 2: get much much worse than this. But that little bit

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Speaker 2: of chill in the air, it always hits you like

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Speaker 2: it's brand new. This time of year. It always kind

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Speaker 2: of takes you by surprise, hits you like it's brand new.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes it takes a couple of days for your

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Speaker 3: body to remember. Okay, we've been here before.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, hey, speaking of big barrel ass, tough guy,

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Speaker 2: blue collar types. You want to start an argument right away,

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Speaker 2: says here. Landscapers are the fittest, toughest, sexiest of all

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Speaker 2: the tradespeople, and all the others are sloppy, unattractive plugs.

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Speaker 2: What do you make of that?

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Speaker 3: Well, as someone who landscaped for quite a few years,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to strongly disagree if we take me as

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Speaker 3: an example. Actually, now I think about it, if you

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Speaker 3: take anybody I worked with as an.

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Speaker 4: Example, weren't exactly the sexiest crew in town, none of us.

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Speaker 3: We're going to be body doubles in fight club, that's

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Speaker 3: for sure.

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Speaker 2: They're the fittest.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if they.

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Speaker 3: Mean fit fit versus just like twisted steel.

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Speaker 2: Shirt, they're tight, they're fit.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of jobs I think that would go

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Speaker 3: right along with that, landscapers being the fittest, the.

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Speaker 2: Fittest, and the toughest and the sexiest, and everyone else sucks.

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Speaker 2: According to this article here.

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Speaker 3: Article keeps getting more mean towards other trades.

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Speaker 2: It does.

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Speaker 4: I was in the best shape in my life when

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Speaker 4: I landscape, But it's because I was seventeen and had

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Speaker 4: a metabolism that I could fire through twenty dollars of.

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Speaker 5: Fast food and not gain a pound.

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Speaker 4: So I think that probably had more to do with

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Speaker 4: it than what I was doing for a living at

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Speaker 4: the time.

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Speaker 2: If you have any comments on this, are Luther Bloomington,

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Speaker 2: Kia text line is six ninety three ninety three. What

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Speaker 2: do you make of the statement that landscapers are the

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Speaker 2: fittest and the toughest.

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Speaker 3: Runs in the dark Jesus said, any other trade will

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Speaker 3: certainly attest that electricians are sloppy pigs. That's not what

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Speaker 2: So you weren't the fittest landscaper, Josh, and neither were

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Speaker 2: any of the dudes you were working with.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was certainly in the best shape of my life,

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Speaker 3: but I think compared to you know, some other folks,

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Speaker 3: it wouldn't be that impressive.

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Speaker 6: I don't know that was considered a trade.

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Speaker 2: You didn't think that landscaping was considered a trade?

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Speaker 6: No, because I thought there were trades because you had

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Speaker 6: to go to you know, trade school for it. Do

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Speaker 6: you have to do that for landscaping?

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't I mean, I'm sure if you're planning

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Speaker 3: things out. My boss was very well trained. He like

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Speaker 3: specialized Japanese stuff. I mean, he was doing all kinds

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Speaker 3: of crazy things. We worked on the richest of the richest,

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Speaker 3: like out kind of by you Nick Lake, Minnetaka area,

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Speaker 6: With those got the beest.

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Speaker 2: Your boss went all the where'd you go to school

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Speaker 2: for this? MD? Now Japan for CHRISTI.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was here then Japan. He used to drive,

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Speaker 3: so he and the like my boss on site. We're

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Speaker 3: because we'd be taking wheelbarrows full of dirt going over

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Speaker 3: help us plant some stuff or whatever, instead of just

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Speaker 3: sweeping this thing off that's gonna get dirty in a second.

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Speaker 3: And a half. Watching those two guys yell at each

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Speaker 2: A few people are texting in already, tell us what

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Speaker 2: you think about this article about landscapers being the fittest

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Speaker 2: and the most bad ass of all the tradesmen. Here's

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Speaker 2: a text that says, what about construction. That's a tough job.

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Speaker 2: Certainly is, certainly is, but this article specifically is dealing

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Speaker 2: with who's the most ripped? You know what. I'm talking

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Speaker 2: about their cut cobby, the abs and everything. Yeah, the lats,

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Speaker 2: what else do I have up here? Traps? And they're tough.

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Speaker 3: Former beggar beggage handling Jesus said his girlfriend does landscaping,

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Speaker 3: and she is badass and quite gorgeous. He adds, she's

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Speaker 2: It's funny though, when you said, you know, when you

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Speaker 2: were a landscaper and the fellers that you work with

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Speaker 2: weren't exactly the fittest crowd. That's why I always chuckle

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Speaker 2: when women fawn over firemen. Oh fireman, this fireman that

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Speaker 2: I picture the firemen that I know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a couple of good ones.

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Speaker 2: I mean, those guys couldn't get laid with a thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars bill hanging out their zipper. The fireman that I know.

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Speaker 6: Who does that calendar year? Is it the Saint Paul

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Speaker 6: Fire Department. So there's more than one. But yeah, no,

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Speaker 6: those those men are they're like the they're the gold standard.

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, this person's this is Steelers fan.

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Speaker 3: Jesus. Welders are in the worst shape. Oh that's because

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Speaker 3: they are all raging alcoholics who hate their lives. Sincerely, welder.

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Speaker 2: My brother tells a great story about when we were young.

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Speaker 2: He took a job. My brother took a job at

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Speaker 2: a big old I think I think you call it

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Speaker 2: a nursery, not where there's babies rolling around on the

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Speaker 2: floor covered in feces, but flowers and plants everywhere.

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Speaker 5: Isn't that a nursery, Yeah, like girdens or something.

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Speaker 2: Sure, big old, big old buildings filled with growing things.

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Speaker 2: And my brother was on the maintenance crew or whatever.

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Speaker 2: So he had to fix this thing and fix that thing,

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Speaker 2: and at times they had to weld, and of his

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Speaker 2: learned a lot of these things on the fly, a

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Speaker 2: else might be going on. My brother comes around the

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Speaker 2: corner and his work bro is welding without a mask.

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Speaker 6: That's like the coolest part of welding.

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Speaker 3: I agree, those are awesome.

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Speaker 2: Slipping that mask down you like Iron Man, Yeah, you do.

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Speaker 2: You look like a damn an evil superhero or something.

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Speaker 5: The one thing I know about welding is you put

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.

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Speaker 3: Want to go to one of those guys that earbrushes

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Speaker 3: goalie masks and just have a just a really cool

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Speaker 3: that's a good idea.

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Speaker 2: So my brother comes around the corner and there's this

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Speaker 2: gotta turn that thing off. You know all that. The

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Speaker 2: next day he asked that dude, so, how'd you sleep

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Speaker 6: I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Every time he closed his eyes he saw that glow.

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Speaker 2: You know what, It about killed him And you got

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Speaker 2: to know what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: So Electrician Jesus doesn't like all the jabs at electricians.

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Speaker 3: He said, I can't even see the other trades from

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Speaker 3: way up here on my throne. You can't hurt me.

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Speaker 3: And on top of that, he said landscapers are not tradesmen.

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Speaker 3: To be a tradesman, you need a skill, not just

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Speaker 3: a strong back. True tradesmen have super crappy backs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well they do mention that in here. They do.

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Speaker 6: That kind of goes hand in hand.

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Speaker 2: So trades people were pulled to get the results of

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Speaker 2: this article, And so it was trades people themselves who

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Speaker 2: fingered landscapers as the fittest of them all. And they

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Speaker 2: talked about things like the number of heavy items lifted

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Speaker 2: a day, your daily step count. They even factored in

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Speaker 2: healthy meals. I don't know what the hell some of

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Speaker 2: this stuff is.

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Speaker 3: We didn't eat healthy meals, that's for sure.

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Speaker 5: We just lowy part of the job.

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Speaker 3: Driving between jobs. We're just jobs. We're eating just complete garbage.

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Speaker 3: Although they did teach me about fudruckers, so not all

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Speaker 3: garbage beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Who was it in here? I'm trying to find it

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Speaker 2: because they do mention back issues, and I'll get there.

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Speaker 2: Others that are mentioned in here as the fittest tradespeople.

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Speaker 2: Plumbers finished second behind landscapers. Who else is in here?

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Speaker 2: Carpenters come in next. The folks who got the worst review,

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Speaker 2: the tradesmen who got the worst review as far as

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Speaker 2: being fit, tough, bad ass, sexy. Worst were painters and decorators.

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Speaker 2: Painters and decorator says, you're just nothing but potheads.

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Speaker 3: I think a painter, I mean that'd be tough. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I mean climbing up and down ladders.

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Speaker 2: Hate it. Never just your arms are extended above your

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Speaker 6: Oh, that would get so tired. I mean, I love painting,

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Speaker 6: but I like painting my own house because then I

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Speaker 6: have that finished product, can't stay product that I get

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Speaker 2: I've mentioned it before. I did it once. I'll never

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Speaker 2: do I did it once twenty five years ago. I

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Speaker 2: painted the basement of my own home, and I hated

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Speaker 2: it so much. I will never do it again. And

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Speaker 2: I've stuck by that. I will never. I won't paint.

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Speaker 2: H give me the smallest household item, I won't paint it.

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Speaker 2: I won't do it. Paint this toothbrush for me, I

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Speaker 2: won't do it.

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Speaker 5: I was on a painting crew.

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Speaker 4: For one summer in college, and we were so awful

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Speaker 4: and it was so miserable. I do remember we painted

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Speaker 4: one house in particular, and then the next summer I

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Speaker 4: was back home and egan I was driving past the house.

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Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, I'm coming up here. That's the

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Speaker 4: hose we painted. They already put on new siding. We

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Speaker 4: did such a hated it. We did such a poor job. Though,

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Speaker 4: within one year they decided, now this is undoable.

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Speaker 2: Let's go with the aluminum. Sid, let's go with the illuminum.

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Speaker 6: Did you guys ever use like those spray painters are

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Speaker 6: so much fun?

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Speaker 3: Are those difficult to make look good if you don't

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Speaker 3: know what you're doing?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no no. See.

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Speaker 3: I would think I wanted to rent one of those

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Speaker 3: when we had a lot to do, but I was

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Speaker 3: too nervous.

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Speaker 2: To screw it. I was even able, Josh, I was

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Speaker 2: even able to operate one of those pigs.

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Speaker 3: All right, Jay said, as a tradesman, my greatest skill

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Speaker 2: All right, take a guess now, which of the tradesmen,

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Speaker 5: Carpenters, No, roofers, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He'd be tough. Yeah, I like watching those guys work man.

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Speaker 2: All of this stuff is tough, tough duty. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: The roofers look like they're having fun, and I'd like

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Speaker 2: You didn't get a guess in, Well, I saw the

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Speaker 2: Oh you did see the you always see everything. Well,

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Speaker 2: it gets sent to us bricklayers.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, dah, that makes sense. Didn't even cross my mind.

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Speaker 2: Now. This report on the sexiest, toughest, most badass, most

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Speaker 2: fit of all the trades people landscapers is the answer.

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Speaker 2: According to the article. This article also talked about the

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Speaker 2: injuries that these poor bastards suffer over the years. When

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Speaker 2: feel free to tell us about your injuries. Oh, I

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Speaker 6: Oh gosh, my dad's he's been a carpenter my whole

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Speaker 2: Does he get his ass kicked at work? Like did

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Speaker 3: Over there at the man Yeah, working with bricks and

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Speaker 3: And sometimes it takes just barely anything. You get your

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Speaker 5: That hurts debilitating pain.

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Speaker 3: I know, Nick, you and I used the same floor guy,

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Speaker 2: The dude was cut in a pretty good sweat. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: He's that very good. He did too. I noticed him

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Speaker 3: mapping quite a bit, but just carrying in all the product,

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Speaker 2: So here's where the back injury stuff comes into play.

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Speaker 2: don't know if that's a real thing. The most common

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Speaker 6: That seems low, like that should be even higher.

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Speaker 2: Damn near every one of them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my my ex husband, he was he did acoustical

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Speaker 3: Did he have just powerful shoulders?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah he did. I don't I don't know how

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Speaker 6: you do that, just having your like painters, having your

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Speaker 3: Yeah, or the guys putting drywall up on ceilings like

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Speaker 2: Jesus says. Texted into the program, he says his brother

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Speaker 2: his What the hell is this? It's a joke about painters, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's I thought it was going to be something we

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Speaker 2: the drug test? Oh?

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Speaker 3: O J jesus. Oil workers?

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Speaker 2: What about oil?

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Speaker 6: They're in a different league. There's no job like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, watch land Man, watch those guys.

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Speaker 5: I want to say, do you see it's coming back

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Speaker 5: next month? Yeah, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that show.

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Speaker 2: That's a gig that never enters my mind, never enters

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Speaker 5: My friend's dad oil fields in Minnesota.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my friend's dad, he worked out in Alaska, and

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Speaker 3: He'd go out there with his dad. But his dad

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Speaker 4: Like that joke or that not that joke, but the

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Speaker 4: your dad's But that guy actually had meyrit there.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, you could say it.

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Speaker 3: He could get away with that bumper sticker that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: Truck drivers have the worst backs, according to one of

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Speaker 2: frigging shit. True. Iron workers crazy at some bitches I've

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Speaker 3: Iron workers Yep.

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Speaker 6: Two of my brothers are iron workers, and they are insane.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely the craziest, most lawless group I've ever hung out

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Speaker 3: Doesn't everybody have, or at least one time, had a

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Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, this is the guy. Yeah, this is the guy.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen him in years, and i've I've heard

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Speaker 3: Oh really, he hasn't settled down all.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, no, no no no no.

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Speaker 6: Iron workers have always been insane too, because back in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And what what shocked me was with all of that,

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Speaker 2: said Ashley, the high risk of their occupation, you would

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Speaker 2: I'll get a half hour. Maybe I'll be right back

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Speaker 3: Have you guys heard of train wrecking?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, this person says, there's a line of work called

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Speaker 3: train wrecking, people who show up when a train derails

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Speaker 3: and clean it up. Oh god, sometimes we'd work over

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 3: Those guys are out there lifting train cars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they are. That's impressed right over their heads.

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Speaker 3: That's like Superman stuff.

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Speaker 2: Right over their friggin heads. Oh god, I I uh

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Speaker 2: I almost aft it up. Yeah, wake up and win

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Speaker 2: some free moneys. Here here's your shot at winning one

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars with five k a day. Nine to five

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Speaker 2: Text a national keyword money to nine five eight one

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Speaker 3: I got a question about truckers, and maybe it depends

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Speaker 2: Being the son of a truck driver my old man,

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Speaker 2: that was pretty rare. Hooking and unhooking your trailers and such.

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Speaker 2: That was his job, but the unloading part was not

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Speaker 3: We've got by my house. Every day I drive by

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Speaker 3: You know, seeing stuff like that quite actually over here

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Speaker 3: Oh that's impressive.

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Speaker 2: Now, would love.

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Speaker 6: My mom works at FedEx Ground and every year they

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Speaker 6: They all compete. You would absolutely love to attend something

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I want to.

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Speaker 5: Watch like an obstacle course.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I can say where, but a

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Speaker 6: Oh did you feel so powerful?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 3: I was super I was like, are you sure I

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Speaker 3: it was awesome.

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Speaker 5: How many times rip that air hard?

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Speaker 3: I never even tried.

439
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Speaker 2: But you know, Kobby, your question about whether or not

440
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Speaker 2: truckers deliver their own loads and don't get cute with that.

441
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 2: It's my Oh, it's my uh. By the way, it's

442
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Speaker 2: my dad's birthday today.

443
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Speaker 6: Oh, happy birthday to him.

444
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Speaker 2: If he was still around, he'd be eighty four, I believe.

445
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Speaker 2: Back to your question about whether or not they unload

446
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,159
Speaker 2: their own trailers, of course, my dad always worked for

447
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 2: a company. He drove for Yellow, he drove for Transcon.

448
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of the other companies he drove for.

449
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 2: But an independent driver, I believe that's a totally different story.

450
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, so a lot of people are texting on the topic.

451
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 3: Thank you to the truckers listening this morning. And it's varying,

452
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: but it seems like a lot of them do kind

453
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Speaker 3: of depending on the load. Oh I lost one here.

454
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Speaker 3: HVAC delivery. Jesus has to load and unload everything furnaces, acs, boilers,

455
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Speaker 3: water heaters.

456
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if the old man was still alive, he would

457
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Speaker 2: ace that friggin competition that you were talking about, Ashley. Yeah,

458
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 2: he would ace that competition backwards, forward, sideways. He would

459
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 2: win it all while having a coughing fit.

460
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Speaker 3: I got a buddy that can back a trailer into anything.

461
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 3: It's so impressive. Although he did hit my truck once,

462
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,439
Speaker 3: but that was so not that impressive. That was my

463
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 3: wife's fault. She parked it where it wasn't just a

464
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Speaker 3: second ago.

465
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Speaker 6: I'm so jealous of that skill.

466
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. I mean just pulling like a just

467
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Speaker 3: even a small landscape trailer.

468
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Speaker 2: I have trouble with that.

469
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 3: I have to overthink it big time.

470
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful.

471
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: Stupid news on the Half Assed Morning Show.

472
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were having a spirited conversation earlier about dapple

473
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 2: gangers and chopple gangers. If you're not familiar with that

474
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 2: second term, a dapple ganger is someone you look exactly alike.

475
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Speaker 2: A choppel ganger is someone you look like but you're

476
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Speaker 2: a little uglier, like, say, someone might the story Josh

477
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,719
Speaker 2: talked about in his news report yesterday, there was a

478
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: criminal out there who was Jason Statham's choppel ganger. He

479
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 2: looked like Jason Statham, but much uglier. So we were

480
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 2: talking about who we might be the dappeleganger of or

481
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: the choppel ganger of. Text messages flying in our listeners

482
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 2: were telling us who they've been told they look like.

483
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 2: Biker lawyer Jesus texted in to say that people tell

484
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Speaker 2: him he looks like Billy Bob Thornton.

485
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Speaker 5: Handsome dude.

486
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Speaker 2: Hey, Squidward, I mean, Josh, what's the latest with land Man?

487
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Speaker 3: Land Man?

488
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: Speaking of Billy Bob Thornton, what's the latest with Landman.

489
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 3: Well, let's just say things aren't going too well with

490
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 3: the oil company.

491
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Speaker 5: There any more omelet banging? No, it was just the one,

492
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Speaker 5: the one done.

493
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 3: Implied humping of folded eggs.

494
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Speaker 6: I haven't watched the most or the last episode that

495
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,239
Speaker 6: came out. That's exciting. The reason something to do?

496
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good, you guys watch Landman?

497
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, every week.

498
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 2: The reason I call Josh Squidward if you're just tuning in.

499
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 2: People texted in and said that Josh is the doppel

500
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 2: ganger of a character online called Handsome squid Word, where

501
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 2: squid Word, the character from the SpongeBob Show, has been

502
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: kind of given high cheek bones and a chiseled jaw,

503
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 2: and when Ashley looked it up, I mean, it's spot on.

504
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,479
Speaker 2: You do look like Handsome squid Word. Hopefully you're not

505
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 2: too bothered by that. No, I'm fine with.

506
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 3: That because it's unfortunately quite true. A listener text I

507
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 3: ever heard of handsome I mean, of course, I know

508
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: squid Word, but he's handsome. I don't think so. He's

509
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 3: not so much.

510
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 2: His name is handsome squid Word. How the hell is he?

511
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: Maybe I looked at him. I think he's good looking.

512
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 3: Well, I appreciate you saying that off put.

513
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 5: It is a good.

514
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 2: Now, this is perfect. You have to be maybe an

515
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 2: older person to get this. But they're frigging spot on.

516
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 2: A listener of ours looked up Handsome Squidward and he said, so,

517
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 2: you guys are saying, Josh looks like Paul Stanley with

518
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: no hair. That is exactly what handsome oh man.

519
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he even has like the red lips.

520
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,199
Speaker 2: Yes, the pursed lips, and the high cheek bones and

521
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: the perfect jaw. Handsome squid Word does look like Paul

522
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: Stanley without his wig on freakin does. Others are saying, Josh,

523
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 2: your face is like the mask from the Jim Carrey movie.

524
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: Can honestly are you mad at me? What is happening here?

525
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: There have been fun with you because they love you.

526
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: Those insults, but the mask from Jim Carrey was able

527
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 2: to land Cameron Diaz.

528
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what though, if I had that tongue,

529
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 3: I'd be the most popular guy in high school, that's

530
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 3: for sure.

531
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Speaker 2: Did he have a long tongue?

532
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 3: He sure did.

533
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 2: I forgot that part.

534
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 3: Somebody bound back to land Man, somebody wants to know

535
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 3: if they can hire that same physical therapist. You guys

536
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 3: be interested in that.

537
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, she's a babe and that is ridiculus.

538
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 6: I don't understand how you can be so perfect all

539
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 6: the women in that show.

540
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not You're not wrong.

541
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 6: Yesh, they're hot hot.

542
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 2: Mama's ridiculous on the show. Here's a few more texts

543
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: on Dapplegangers chapel gangers. I love this stuff, gal. I

544
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 2: think we all know fairly well. A listener who we've

545
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 2: met from as Josh would say, Tam to Tam, we've

546
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: met her at this event, in that event. It's not

547
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: rocket Jesus love her. You're in love with her.

548
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 3: Oh, I've met it like as in a good friend.

549
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 3: I enjoy being around.

550
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 6: Her the way you stopped to look at it.

551
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 2: She says. When she was in her teens and twenties,

552
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 2: a lot of folks told her that she looked like

553
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 2: Blossom from the television show, and she said, I cried

554
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 2: every time because I never thought she was pretty.

555
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 3: She's so pretty, really, she's I wouldn't think that was

556
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: a compliment.

557
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 2: I thought Blossom was as cute as a bug in

558
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: a rug. I watched Blossom. Who didn't watch Blossom? But

559
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: you know who I liked more on Blossom? Seven? Wasn't

560
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 2: that her best friend's name? Seven?

561
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 6: So long?

562
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: Did I get the wrong name? I don't remember. We

563
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: had a girlfriend I think named seven who I thought

564
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: was just adorable. Six six? Okay six seven got the

565
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 2: wrong We got to start going to the gym. Josh,

566
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: one of our lady listeners, says, at the gym, people

567
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: often compare her to Cameron Diez or Farah Faucet, depending

568
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: on the hair day.

569
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: Okayti boy, that would suck.

570
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a nightmare to run into her dressed in

571
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 2: and spandex sports bra. Yeah, yeah, in a sports bra. Oh.

572
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: Here's a kid who says, when I was young and

573
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: had a buzz cut, I was a dead ringer for

574
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 2: Freddie Mercury, one of my buddies. It's got the stash

575
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: and everything looks like Fred Mercury from nineteen eighty two

576
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 2: to three, And we tell him that every time we

577
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 2: see him, and he gets so friggin pissed off because

578
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: he hates Queen. He hates he hates their music, so

579
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: he always gets Okay. So we were struggling trying to

580
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 2: come up with a doppelganger for Ashley. Here we are.

581
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: We look at her every day, but nothing really struck me. Thankfully,

582
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 2: our listening audience was out there. The brother and sisterhood

583
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 2: fingered it out.

584
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 5: Well.

585
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 2: First off, how do you feel about being compared to

586
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 2: a young Tara Reid of that hot check?

587
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 6: That the Wow, that's it's a huge company.

588
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 2: You pointed at the picture we have in the studio

589
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: of Tara Reid when she was twenty and I do

590
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: I do see some similarities there.

591
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 6: That is a huge company.

592
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you see some similarities there? Josh, Yeah, I

593
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 2: more saw who is the girl we talked about earlier?

594
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Reese Witherspoon, I can see that a little more.

595
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 3: But sure, I see the Tarry read a little bit.

596
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: No, I'm not familiar with this person. But someone else

597
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 2: texted and they actually sent in a picture of you,

598
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 2: which was kind of creepy.

599
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 6: I love that picture of me, So you know, if

600
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 6: you're gonna have one on your phone, at least that's

601
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 6: a good one.

602
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 3: What were you a nun in that photo?

603
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 6: Yeah?

604
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 3: Like that was that's from on Instagram or something.

605
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 6: Huh. And my husband's in the back. He looks creepy

606
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 6: Halloween good creepy costume.

607
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh. And this individual sent us that picture and said,

608
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 2: you look like gillians Anderson.

609
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 3: Oh Man, Yeah, thank you?

610
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: Who is that?

611
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 3: I you know a lot of nerd crushes on her

612
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 3: from the X Files. Scully on the X Files.

613
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 6: That's cool. She was in the X Files. I always

614
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 6: heard good things about.

615
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 3: That cottage girl of Parks and Wreck. Jesus said he

616
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 3: was one. It's told that he looks like Chris Pratt,

617
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 3: and then they followed it up with you know, the

618
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 3: fat Chris Pratt and Parks.

619
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 5: And Rat before he got shredded versus zero Dark thirty.

620
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 6: That's when he was great, chubby Chris pet Pratt.

621
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: He was so funny.

622
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 2: Now, this is interesting. Somebody suggested if we were having

623
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 2: trouble coming up with a doppel ganger for Ashley, that

624
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: we ask chat GPT. So, yeah, you guys, tell me,

625
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 2: do you We would go to chat GPT, we would

626
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 2: post a picture of Ashley and then it would tell

627
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 2: us who is that a thing.

628
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll see if it allows you to do something

629
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 6: like that.

630
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know what they tell you. I never

631
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: consider well, I never consider modern technology.

632
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 3: Can you do that for all of us? I'd be

633
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: interested in.

634
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it works. We were also struggling to kind

635
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: of creepy.

636
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 6: I wanted it to.

637
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 5: I got pictures of you guys.

638
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 3: They're all from the perspective of through many blinds.

639
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 2: Interrupt us if you have to. If it works, let

640
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 2: us know if chat GP can tell us what celebrities

641
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: we look like. Now we are having trouble with Danel

642
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 2: as well. Who does he look like?

643
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 5: Half Japanese Jesus, says Jonah Hill.

644
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: I don't think I see that. You look absolutely nothing

645
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: like Jonah. Yeah.

646
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 5: I think he's just trying to insult me.

647
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 2: Sprinkler fitter, Jesus, tell me what you make of this, Dana.

648
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 2: Dana looks like the hot dog from the movie Sausage Party.

649
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: I mean I saw the movie. Regrettably. I saw the movie,

650
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: but I don't remember what the hot dog.

651
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,719
Speaker 5: I gotta look it up too.

652
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too as well.

653
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 5: But either way, that's funny.

654
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 2: One of the most regretful evenings of my entire life

655
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: was When I sat down, I was so friggin furious.

656
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 2: By the end of that movie, I was inconsolable.

657
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 6: Uh no, it gives me some weird run around.

658
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 2: What are we telling you?

659
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:54,719
Speaker 3: Do we start with you?

660
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like like, for I don't even know who

661
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 6: this is. It says like, uh, Anna Camp, especially the

662
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 6: bright smile and soft features, like it goes into weird,

663
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 6: like it pulls a little bit from different people.

664
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 2: But Anna Camp is a famous person.

665
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 6: I guess, so, well, no, keep going.

666
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 3: I mean so she was in Pitch Perfect.

667
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you look like Anna Camp from Pitch Perfect

668
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 2: True Blood.

669
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see it a little bit for sure.

670
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 6: It says Britney Snow. Similar face shape and cheerful expression.

671
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 3: You know what people text in Britney Snow.

672
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 6: Really Yeah, I have no idea who's that girl pitch

673
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 6: Perfect again? Oh maybe they just have a thing for that,

674
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 6: Like you'll like that, Okay, Okay. Then it says like

675
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 6: it has.

676
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 2: Three more so I'm unfamiliar with.

677
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, what I would pay money to look

678
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 6: like that. I would just bring that picture into the

679
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 6: plastic surgeon and be like, yep, do this.

680
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 2: Keep going? See what it says for the rest of us,

681
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: maybe Dana, Josh and I look like a character from

682
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 2: Pitch Perfect.

683
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 3: Also, what do you guys think of Dana looking like

684
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 3: Roy Pam's boyfriend from the office.

685
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 2: Never saw it?

686
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 5: I could see that. Yeah, I could definitely see that

687
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 5: a little bit.

688
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 2: All right, well this is interesting. Now we've got chat

689
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 2: GPT on the job. Oh oh, did you look up

690
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: the hot dog from a hot dog movie? Yeah, Sausage Party.

691
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean this is a hot dog with eyes.

692
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks like a hot dog with eyes. All right, again,

693
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 2: feel free, Ashley, jump in whenever if you have an

694
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:38,479
Speaker 2: answer for Josh or the rest of us. While we're

695
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 2: setting around, I can give you the latest monkey war update,

696
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: along with all the other sickening and concerning issues that

697
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 2: we have going around these days. As many of you know,

698
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: we're on the verge of a monkey versus human war

699
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 2: and we've covered this many times. So here's your latest update.

700
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 2: Authorities in Saint Louis, Missouri are warning the locals about

701
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 2: a group of monkeys running wild in the streets.

702
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: Why does this keep happening?

703
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 6: I don't know.

704
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 2: I love it because the monkeys are making an effort

705
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 2: to rise up.

706
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 3: Are they testing police response time like you hear terrorists do. Sure, yeah,

707
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 3: cause little disturbances just to see how quick the cops

708
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 3: can get there.

709
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 2: Very possible monkeys are running through the streets of Saint Louis, Missouri.

710
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: God only knows what they have planned now that they're

711
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: on the loose. Nobody knows exactly how many monkeys make

712
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 2: up this escaped monkey gang. They don't even know where

713
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 2: they came from, but someone recently spotted them gathered at

714
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 2: a local park. They were flipping back and forth on

715
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 2: the monkey bars like it was the damn Summer Olympics.

716
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 2: You should see how good they are at the monkey bars.

717
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 2: I mean it's they.

718
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be ironic if they sucked at the monkey bars.

719
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 2: Fall all over the place, that would be odd.

720
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: It was just it was a mean name given to

721
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: the playground equipment, just to make fun of how bad

722
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 3: monkeys are at it.

723
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: Spotted them out of park. Word is These little bastards

724
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: are known as vervet monkeys, also known as green monkeys.

725
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 2: So far, they've more or less behaved themselves, but everyone

726
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,359
Speaker 2: is bracing for the worst. There was one report going

727
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 2: around that one of these escaped green monkeys ran up

728
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 2: and slapped an ice cream cone out of a little

729
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: kid's hand, and then in and and it ran into

730
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 2: the darkness. Rue.

731
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 3: It seems like the type of thing you guys used

732
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 3: to do in high school.

733
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 2: Oh, don't make me tell that story again. It was

734
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: maybe the greatest thing I'd ever seen in my life.

735
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 2: I'll tell it in a minute. Monkey experts are telling

736
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 2: folks not to approach the green monkeys because they're running

737
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: hot right now. They say, let them cool down for

738
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 2: a day or two before you walk up on them

739
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 2: and try to talk some sense into them. Green monkeys

740
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: are quote intelligent, but also unpredictable. Professional monkey trappers are

741
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 2: being pulled out of neighborhood bars all over Saint Louis

742
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 2: to catch these characters.

743
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 3: I bet those guys aren't too busy. At no average day,

744
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 3: the telephone either in a neighborhood bar.

745
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: Right, telephone hasn't rung in years.

746
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 3: I bet the rings scared them and they're looking run.

747
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 3: What is that noise?

748
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 2: They're going into neighborhood bars and pulling professional monkey trappers

749
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 2: away from the pull tabs. Good luck, Saint Louis, you're

750
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:48,919
Speaker 2: on your own.

751
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 3: These words.

752
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 6: Oh no, you go ahead.

753
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 3: I was just gonna say. These words might come back

754
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 3: to haunt me. But I think I could take just

755
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 3: one of these monkeys. If there's any more than one,

756
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 3: I might have some trouble. But yeah, these are kind

757
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 3: of skinny. Yeah, they don't look too tough.

758
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. One uh, one pile driver, one stiff clothes line.

759
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 2: I take a good kick, yeah, maybe a karate kick.

760
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 3: But if there's another one behind me that I wasn't

761
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 3: expecting that, I could choke me out. I have a

762
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 3: very weak neck.

763
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 2: Or just get his dirty little fingers into your eye socks.

764
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah right, my eyes out. Just tears your eyeballs right

765
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 2: out and the eyes fall out.

766
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 6: I have the answers from chat GPT. It won't let

767
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 6: me do Dana because it says that I can only

768
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 6: do like three photos a day, So I'm sorry.

769
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 5: Something says is like he's too good looking.

770
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 3: Ye, yeah, you're broke artificial intelligence.

771
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 2: In case you're just tuning in, somebody gave us that

772
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 2: we've been talking about dopplegangers, celebrity doppelgangers. Someone texted and said,

773
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: you know what you can do. You can throw a

774
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 2: picture up on chat GPT. How do you say it?

775
00:39:54,840 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 2: Chat yep, and chat GPT. Throw a picture you're up

776
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 2: there of somebody and chat GPT will tell you who

777
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 2: they look like. So we threw Ashley's picture up there.

778
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 2: We got a couple of cute actresses names. You were

779
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 2: very satisfied with that. Yeah, but now you have the

780
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 2: answers for me and Kebby.

781
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 6: Yes, it gives both of you five five actors, so

782
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,439
Speaker 6: I guess or musicians. Oh so for Nick it has

783
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 6: James Hetfield Metallica.

784
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 3: I could see you a little bit of that.

785
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: You know what's funny that James Hetfield makes that list

786
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: is I do think that our facial features are similar.

787
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 2: One of my cousins is the spitting image of James Hetfield,

788
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: and this cousin and I do resemble each other quite

789
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 2: a bit, so I can go along with that.

790
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 6: There's Jeff Bridges.

791
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 2: Jeff Bridges. Is that the big Lebowski? Yep? I can

792
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 2: see that the nose and maybe the face. Yes, Nick Offerman,

793
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.

794
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't see that Nick Offerman. You know nick Offferm.

795
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 5: I do you recognize no, Ashley?

796
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 3: I thought for sure you'd know him.

797
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 5: You watch Parks and Ron Swanson.

798
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 2: He got to look up Nick.

799
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 6: It says, because you give off a rugged, outdoorsy this

800
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 6: guy knows how to grill energy.

801
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: I hate when they do the energy thing. But oh,

802
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 2: Nick Offer been Okay, I'm looking at him. Okay, sure,

803
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 2: I'll go along with that. He's kind of got a

804
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 2: grizzled look, right.

805
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 6: Yeah. And then it has Woody Harrelson and Tracy Atkins.

806
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 2: I know Woody, I know the name Tracey, and that

807
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 2: must be the bald head. Yeah, maybe that's why they say,

808
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,720
Speaker 2: I look like. What about Josh Ski.

809
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 6: Josh has got cole Hauser oh red from Yellowstone.

810
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I thought cole Hauser was and I don't

811
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 3: see that, but I'll take that lead.

812
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 6: Scott Eastwood, Oh, I've heard the name. Oh Mark Wahlberg.

813
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 6: Because you have dude chat GPT says you have a

814
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 6: athletic build.

815
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 3: Well, why don't we just get a room chat GPT.

816
00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 6: I don't, Taylor Kitch, I don't know. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,

817
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 6: definitely you're really gonna like this one. Josh do Hammel

818
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 6: to hammil I can't remember how some thank.

819
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 3: You dang chat GPT is so much nicer than the

820
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 3: earlier texters.

821
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 6: That is really nice. This is cute, Josh. It says

822
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 6: your overall vibe is calm, masculine, and confident without trying

823
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 6: too hard.

824
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's awesome that you nailed it for all

825
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 2: those people who thought AI could give out false answers.

826
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 3: I bet you're not laughing now.

827
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 2: You are the guy that just pisses confidence.

828
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, rips off me.

829
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 2: Hey you got some handsome characters in there, Josh.

830
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 3: I was a little nervous to hear what dad to say. Yeah,

831
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 3: I'll take all those Taylors.

832
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, chat GPT is nice. Heck yeah, sometimes unless

833
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 6: you tell it to be mean.

834
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 3: So I mentioned I thought I could take one of

835
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 3: those green monkeys, you know, and I'm I'm self aware

836
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 3: enough to know I couldn't take two, but I could

837
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 3: take one Crocs with socks. Jesus says, one hundred cubbies

838
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 3: versus one green monkey. I'm betting on the monkey.

839
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 4: Because once some of the cubbies start getting taken out,

840
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 4: the rest of the cubbies are really gonna start panicking.

841
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 5: I seem so strong. It's just over from there.

842
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 2: I got your back.

843
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 3: So I said, it look like the rapper logic.

844
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. God dang it, I

845
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: had a thought and I lost it.

846
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you look like him a little bit. I

847
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 6: think it's just the bald head.

848
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 5: Actually, have you ever watched the TV show Recess That.

849
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 6: Cartoon sounds familiar.

850
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 5: Somebody told me, I look like the fat kid from Recessing.

851
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 2: Look it up.

852
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 3: Okay, you don't look like him.

853
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 2: I gotta go back now, I gotta go back.

854
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 3: Okay, you kinda look like the hair.

855
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, I'll take that one.

856
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 5: I'll wear that one. I was.

857
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 3: I was hoping you didn't, but you do.

858
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 2: All right. Now I gotta get involved here. Someone said,

859
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 2: Dana looks like the fat kid from a television show

860
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 2: called Recess, Yes.

861
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 4: Animated show back in Disney Channel back in the day

862
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 4: when I was in middle school.

863
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like that kid. I look like that kid.

864
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 3: Half Japanese Jesus, who thought you looked like Jonah Hill?

865
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 3: He's sent in a side by side And you guys

866
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 3: do have a similar head shapen smile like, the smile

867
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 3: is very similar. Can you guys see that?

868
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, the smile is almost identical.

869
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's right, and look at the hair too.

870
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

871
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 6: And both of them I have lost weight.

872
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 4: I guess I was just thinking of super Bad Jonah

873
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 4: Hill when I first when he first said.

874
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 3: That, no half Japanese Jesus is whole right.

875
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, nothing half about that.

876
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 3: No, He's all the way right.

877
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 2: So I got to tell this story that I was

878
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 2: hinting at. When we were talking about the monkeys running

879
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: wild in Saint Louis, I mentioned that the only trouble

880
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 2: that these monkeys have started so far is someone witnessed

881
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: a green monkey come out of the darkness and slap

882
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: an ice cream cone out of a little kid's hand,

883
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 2: and then the monkey ran back into the shadows, and

884
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 2: most everyone on the scene, you know, had a few laughs.

885
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: One of the most perfect moments from my life. Hilarious,

886
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 2: one of those deals that couldn't happen again if we

887
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 2: tried it a thousand times. You know how it was

888
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 2: back in high school, if there was nothing going on,

889
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 2: what did we do? Just drive around the parking lot

890
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 2: at McDonald's or hang around the parking lot at our

891
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 2: neighborhood McDonald's waiting for someone to show up and tell

892
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: us what was going on. Right, that's where we all

893
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: we would meet. So one night, we're just driving around

894
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 2: in a circle in the McDonald's parking lot, very slowly

895
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 2: in my pals jeep with the lid off, so you know,

896
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 2: our arms and legs are wagging out of the and

897
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 2: it was just absolute cosmic timing. Where As we drove

898
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 2: by the McDonald's side door, an older lady comes walking

899
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 2: out with her ice cream cone in her hand, and

900
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 2: we drove by, and it was, like I said, just perfect.

901
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 2: Where As soon as she stepped out the door, we

902
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 2: rolled by and my buddy gently reached his arm out,

903
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 2: grabbed the ice cream cone out of her hand, and

904
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: we continued driving. The look on her face, I mean,

905
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 2: he didn't even rattle her hand, you know what I mean,

906
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 2: they didn't make It was a smooth transfer, as if

907
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 2: she meant to hand it, but she didn't. Just I've

908
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: never seen anything like it in my life. And the

909
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 2: look of confusion on that old lady's face is something

910
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 2: that brightens my dark days even now.

911
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 3: Was there like a somewhat of an appreciative you know,

912
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 3: you're appreciating the talent, and you know that kind of

913
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 3: a slow clap type.

914
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 2: No, No, she just stood there, completely bewildered by what

915
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 2: had happened. He'd be pissed, and we drove away with

916
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: her ice cream cone. Oh, I forgot my pal who

917
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 2: stole it out of her hand just with that perfect timing.

918
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 2: Didn't even disrupt her at all. My pal did turn

919
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 2: back and lick the cone as we were driving away.

920
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: Half Assed Morning Show escalated quickly. I mean that really

921
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,959
Speaker 2: got out of hand fast. It jumped up a notch.

922
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 2: It did, didn't it.

923
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

924
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 2: I saw that brick killed a guy. Did you throw

925
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 2: a trident? Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire.

926
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 3: And I killed a guy with a trident on three x.

927
00:47:51,719 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: Stupid news on the Half Assed Morning Show, acid Rock

928
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,959
Speaker 1: turned down the Acid Rock.

929
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 2: Sorry if I come off a little distracted during this

930
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 2: year stupid news report. But Ashley busted out an onion

931
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 2: and baked bean sandwich and it's waking up our friggin studio.

932
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 5: It's horrible.

933
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: The smell is terrible.

934
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 6: This is an egg sandwich with pesto.

935
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 2: It smells like onions and baked beans. It's on rye bread.

936
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 3: It's so differous to say the least. Yeah, that's a

937
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 3: powerful smell. Really singes the nosehar I.

938
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 2: Don't know where you're getting onion and bean, but it

939
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 2: doesn't smell like an egg sandwich must be you said

940
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: it's got pestle fancier. Did you bring an onion and

941
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 2: baked bean sandwich for everybody?

942
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 6: Yeah? I got them right here out of bread and

943
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 6: onion and beans.

944
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 2: I eat that.

945
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: What that sounds pretty good?

946
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 2: What? What sounds good?

947
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 6: Onion and bean sandwich?

948
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 3: Where he is failing? Yes, the onion and bean sandwich

949
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 3: you mentioned.

950
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 2: Isn't that the old rule? Joffy Josh is your name.

951
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 2: It's not joff if you don't bring enough for everybody,

952
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 2: If you don't bring enough for everybody, yeah.

953
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I can find some stuff in here.

954
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 3: But especially like on birthday day, right, you're bringing cupcake?

955
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 5: Well I don't.

956
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: You can't do that anymore. But you used to be

957
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 3: able to bring in cupcakes.

958
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 6: Oh that was so cool.

959
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 2: But doesn't it it reeks in here?

960
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 3: It's not pleasant. No, it's kind of like if you

961
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 3: were hanging out with hockey team who hadn't showered throughout

962
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 3: an entire tournament. You're in the locker room. It smells

963
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,399
Speaker 3: worse than that.

964
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 2: Oh, Dana, come in here, and smells smells great, mice

965
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 2: studio source.

966
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 5: You should come smell this thing, Dana.

967
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: It smells like onions and baked beans being cooked on

968
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 2: sauna rocks. That's what it smells like in this freaking room.

969
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 4: Oh, I bet you're regret that sandwich, now, Ashley, we

970
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 4: do not.

971
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 6: Really it was delicious, aready.

972
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: That's one. It smells like it's still here.

973
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 5: That's the burbstocking.

974
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 6: It probably didn't help. Like the combination of I put

975
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 6: like an insane amount of hot sauce on it, so

976
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 6: usually makes things smell a little.

977
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: Don't smell hot sauce. I don't smell any hot sauce

978
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 2: at all.

979
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 3: Egg sandwich, pesto and hot sauce.

980
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's some cheese on there.

981
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 2: I don't even know what he's gonna hurt. I don't

982
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 2: even know what pesto is. Brouh, But uh, I don't

983
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 2: mind pasto. Next time, eat it in the other rooms

984
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 2: for gods, do that and then wait an hour?

985
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what's going to be like in an hour?

986
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got something else I can bust of.

987
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 3: Yeah that's coming out later.

988
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 5: If she gets gas, you guys are in trouble.

989
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 6: No, kidding, grow there's no beans.

990
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 2: Smells like beans. Okay, our first bit here, our first

991
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 2: bit for today's stupid news report. We'll be talking about

992
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 2: a masshole somebody or another from the state of Massachusetts,

993
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 2: don't you know. I've only known one person well from

994
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 2: Massachusetts who was born and raised there. I knew him well.

995
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 2: He was from the Boston area. Haven't seen the prick

996
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: in oh twenty some years, yet he still goes down

997
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 2: in the record books as one of the most delusional,

998
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 2: arrogant ass clowns I've ever crossed paths with. Just a

999
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 2: puke bag. So I have a bad image of massholes

1000
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 2: since I met and got to know that f and

1001
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 2: jag Off. Yeah you knew this jag Off too?

1002
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:40,359
Speaker 3: Did they work here?

1003
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1004
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I can't picture who that would be. Masshole

1005
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: Jesus seems great? She texts in, you ever know any

1006
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 3: massholes personally? Joh, that masshole Jesus would be the closest. Well,

1007
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: obviously I must know this person. I just escapes my mind.

1008
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: Who it would be?

1009
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 2: You know anybody from the Vadge. Oh?

1010
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know a couple of people from the vag

1011
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 3: I went to school with a couple kids from the.

1012
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 2: Vast Savage Minnesota, the vat. Do you know anybody from

1013
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 2: East Methyl?

1014
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 3: I don't think I do.

1015
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 2: How about Wastings?

1016
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 3: Wastings? Absolutely yeah. I got a good friend from Wastings,

1017
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 3: all right. She loves it there more and raised. She'll

1018
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 3: never move.

1019
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 2: This guy, who's the lady from Massachusetts that you know?

1020
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: No Wastings. I don't know anybody from Massachusetts.

1021
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 2: No, No, you just said you knew a lady from Massachusetts.

1022
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 3: I said the closest would be Masshole sheesus.

1023
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was asking about.

1024
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 3: I got confusing.

1025
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 2: This guy has problems. He's from out there in Massachusetts,

1026
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: thirty three year old, derelict running around town stealing snow

1027
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 2: plow equipment of all things.

1028
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 3: I'd love to have some snowplow equipment. I think that'd

1029
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 3: be cool.

1030
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 5: Your truck is built for it.

1031
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1032
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 5: Well, no, it's not, it's not.

1033
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would love something like that.

1034
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 2: Snow plow blades. This guy was making off with those, aren't.

1035
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 6: I mean, I guess I wouldn't know. Are they have

1036
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 6: I imagine they would be very heavy and difficult to steal.

1037
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a Ashley. He had a loser pile

1038
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 2: with him during the caper snow plow blades. He snatched

1039
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: somebody work truck, this and that. Michael San Savero is

1040
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: the effing guy's name. San Savero sounds shady, doesn't it. Yeah,

1041
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 2: dude snuck his way around a car dealership in town.

1042
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 2: He stole those snow plow blades. Like I said, he

1043
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 2: had some bro with him. Oh cripes. When the cops

1044
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 2: caught up to San Savero and his cuck buddy, the

1045
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 2: police found piles of Not only did they find the

1046
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 2: snowplow blades the police fount in the but they also

1047
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: found piles of guns and fit. But don't ever challenge

1048
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 2: this Severino, whatever the hell his name is, don't ever

1049
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 2: challenge his manhood, cubby. He's a real man, they all are.

1050
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 2: When the cops found him, he was hiding under his

1051
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 2: bed like a frigging ten year old. That's embarrassing.

1052
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 3: I gotta hope he even thought this is so silly. Yeah,

1053
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 3: he just reverted to childhood. This is the least manly

1054
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 3: place I could hide.

1055
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 2: He was curled up under his bed like a little

1056
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: ten year old on report card day. You know, next

1057
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:42,800
Speaker 2: stop for U dinkas is a courtroom and whatnot.

1058
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 3: Oh, would be cool to have that stuff, But i'd

1059
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 3: imagine they're gonna have that on lockdown. They'll figure that

1060
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 3: out quick. Yeah, and okay, hockey Dad Jesus says a

1061
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: problem with you, Dana. Oh you mentioned the housemaid is

1062
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 3: full of sex and nudity. Yeah, he said he didn't

1063
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 3: he saw one nude scene.

1064
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 6: Hmm.

1065
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 4: Well, I mean they're always in provocative clothing for the

1066
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 4: most part. I guess maybe I oversold a little bit.

1067
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 4: I apologize.

1068
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,399
Speaker 5: This is kind of like the parts Ray keet in on.

1069
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 2: Sure over selling things. It's it's what we do around

1070
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 2: here on the radio, you know what I mean. Yeah, sure, Like, uh,

1071
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 2: that concert that's coming up, it's not gonna be all

1072
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 2: that great, or that other one, the other one, it'll

1073
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 2: be all right. Yeah.

1074
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, these tickets were given away. You could get better tickets,

1075
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,399
Speaker 3: probably just for a couple of bucks.

1076
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 2: We got. We got decent seats there. They're decent. We

1077
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 2: only got a few of them.

1078
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 3: Anyway, you want a pair, but the seats are nowhere

1079
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 3: near each other.

1080
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're an oppostenting of the arena.

1081
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 2: Let's talk about drinking for a minute. This one's for

1082
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: the drinking crowd. I know some of you might have

1083
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 2: a moment of clarity now and again. I think that's

1084
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 2: what they call it in the business, a moment of clarity.

1085
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 2: I know some of is because I've done it myself.

1086
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 2: You look in the mirror and you say, Jesus, I

1087
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 2: drink too damn much. It happens. Whether you do anything

1088
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 2: about it is another story. But I know some of

1089
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 2: you is questioning yourselves now and again. It's only natural.

1090
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 3: That's not why you slow down, right. It just kind

1091
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 3: of happened naturally. It wasn't you looked at yourself in

1092
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 3: the mirror and thought I got to make some changes.

1093
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 2: No, No, it wasn't anything dramatic like that. Just kind

1094
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 2: of happened, just kind of happened. Yeah, suddenly six beers

1095
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 2: a night went to you know, five and three quarters.

1096
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 6: You're growing up.

1097
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 2: You think you drink too much. This will make some

1098
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 2: of us feel better if maybe you had that moment

1099
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 2: of clarity lately and looked yourself in the mirror and said,

1100
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 2: Jesus balls, I drink a little too. You think you

1101
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 2: drink too much. Here's a guy from Stupid New Jersey

1102
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 2: who got so drunk he upped and stole some mandolis

1103
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 2: from a guitar shop. What are you in a Mumford

1104
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 2: and Sons cover band or something? What are you looking

1105
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 2: to play some Robert Plant songs?

1106
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 5: I'm s impressed. You know who Mumford and Sons are?

1107
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I actually looked up on the internet

1108
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 2: so I could tell some proper jokes. I looked up

1109
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: on the internet and I what did I do? What's

1110
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 2: the word? I googled what bands use mandolins? And one

1111
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 2: of the top answers was something called Mumford and Sons.

1112
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 2: I was well aware of the fact that Robert Plant,

1113
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 2: in every other solo song he ever made it included

1114
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 2: a freaking mandolin.

1115
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 3: Grateful dead on that list, rim I guess I haven't

1116
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 3: listened to enough of either of those artists to pick

1117
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 3: out the mandolin.

1118
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 2: And I went and saw Robert Plant in concert about

1119
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 2: ten years ago. They should have just called it mandolin

1120
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 2: every song. He even took like cool old z Eeppelin

1121
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 2: songs and turned them into a little a cappella mandolin thing.

1122
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 2: If I would have had a fresh turd in my hands,

1123
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 2: I would have thrown it at the stage. So who's

1124
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 2: got a fresh turd? Anyone got a poop? I'm good

1125
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 2: if Robert play. No, That's what I was saying to

1126
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 2: myself at the concert. It was so boring and awful,

1127
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 2: and I like led Zeppelin anyway.

1128
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 3: Mandolin, that's my favorite Winger song. Well, Winger's got a

1129
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 3: lot of great songs. Hungry also another one.

1130
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 2: Uh better than Dana at Mario Kart. Jesus wants me

1131
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 2: to tell my mister Big and Winger story again. I

1132
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: appreciate your interest. It is one of my favorite stories

1133
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 2: to tell. When we were seventeen or something, were lined

1134
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 2: up out front First Avenue because mister Big with opening

1135
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 2: band Winger, we're playing a show at First Alb. What

1136
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 2: a great night that was, Josh, I wish I would

1137
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 2: have seen that, yef me running sideways.

1138
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, did you already say where it was?

1139
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 2: First Average? First Have? Okay? So we're lined up out

1140
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 2: on the sidewalk like you do, and this character walks

1141
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: by me and my pals and he says, what the

1142
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:10,919
Speaker 2: hell's going on in there tonight? We said concert? Oh yeah,

1143
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 2: who's playing? We said, mister Big and Winger And the

1144
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 2: guy said, mister big Wiener. What the hell's wrong with

1145
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 2: y'all going to see mister big Wiener?

1146
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 3: Billy she and the bass player from mister Big supposedly

1147
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 3: does have a big wiener.

1148
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 2: Remember why they call the band right, Billy Shegan, he

1149
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 2: thinks he can play the bass guitar.

1150
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna agree with his thoughts on that.

1151
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 2: Jesus all right, what the hell happened here? Oh? Yeah,

1152
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 2: we were talking about a drunk in New Jersey. He

1153
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 2: got so drunk he broke into Well, he didn't break

1154
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 2: into he walked into his neighborhood guitar shop and stole

1155
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 2: some mandolins. You gotta be eff and blasted to want

1156
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 2: to steal mandolins from a get shop instead of a

1157
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 2: real guitar. I mean, how much did you drink? So

1158
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 2: that's where we're going with this one.

1159
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 6: Are mandolins more valuable?

1160
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 2: Well, it says here Smashly. I've never looked at a

1161
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 2: price tag on a mandolin. I had it here, Summers.

1162
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 2: It says here, A friggin weak ass mandolin can run

1163
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 2: you up and around four grand. Whoa, that's what it

1164
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 2: says here. But I wouldn't know, Dick Tracy.

1165
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 6: How expensive is your average guitar.

1166
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 3: Can you even tell him, Cubby, Well, I mean you

1167
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 3: could pick a price. I mean you could spend two

1168
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 3: hundred bucks, you could spend twenty grand.

1169
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 6: Oh wow, holy cow.

1170
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 2: Miss Yeah.

1171
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:44,440
Speaker 3: Average, I don't know, under a thousand, probably average here.

1172
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 2: All right, But once this guy sobered up and saw

1173
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 2: what he had done, once he woke up and felt

1174
01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 2: the shame, he brought the mandolins, Oh that's sweet to

1175
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 2: the guitar shop and he even left an apology note.

1176
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 2: I can picture him, Josh coming to after this drunken

1177
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 2: stupor right where he snatched the mandolins. He wakes up,

1178
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 2: they're laying next to his bed, right probably next to

1179
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 2: his whack rag, and he says to himself, Dude, this

1180
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 2: is the lamest heist in the history of alcohol related

1181
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 2: crime right here.

1182
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 4: If my friends see all these mandolins in my house,

1183
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 4: they're gonna bust my balls forever.

1184
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 2: I can't have this on my conscience for the rest

1185
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 2: of my life.

1186
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 3: Did you f Mumfort and sucks? What's with all these mandolins?

1187
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1188
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 5: Did you bang Mumfort or is it one of the

1189
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 5: sons that you banned?

1190
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 2: So he brought them? Beck and he left a note

1191
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: on the door of the shop that said, in all

1192
01:01:50,720 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 2: capital letters, sorry, I've been drunk. Merry Christmas. Listen to

1193
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 2: this guy, Buzzy Levin. Buzzy Levine is the name. He's

1194
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 2: been running that there guitar shop since nineteen hundred and

1195
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:09,439
Speaker 2: eighty one.

1196
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 6: That's a sweet name for somebody that does what he does.

1197
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he was shocked when the Mandolins were returned.

1198
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 2: He chased a prick down the street when the drunk

1199
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 2: originally grabbed the Mandolins and ran out the store with him,

1200
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:26,479
Speaker 2: but he couldn't catch up. Buzzy's a older fella, he said.

1201
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 2: About the return and the note. He said, this is

1202
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 2: like some kind of weird movie that has a happy

1203
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 2: ending or something. That's what Buzzy had to say in

1204
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 2: between hits. I would imagine it's.

1205
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 5: Gonna say something he smokes a.

1206
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 2: Is this a joke? Buzzy posted something on stupid social

1207
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 2: media after the Mandolins got stolen. He said, be on

1208
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:52,320
Speaker 2: the lookout for this criminal. The thief has a Montenegrin accent.

1209
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 2: Is that a joke? Well?

1210
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 3: That was yeah, he posted that before he everything was returned, right.

1211
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 3: I think it's a joke. I mean you could. The

1212
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 3: English was certainly broken in the Oh it was in

1213
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 3: the note. Yeah, I mean he like he wrote you

1214
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 3: are a good man or something like.

1215
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 2: That and sorry I've been drunk mary k. Yeah. Wow,

1216
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 2: that's excellent. What's the word they use on television? That's excellent?

1217
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 2: Like detective work on your part? Job? It was excellent deduction,

1218
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 2: Josh about that because you remembered that the English was

1219
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 2: sort of broken in the note, so he maybe he

1220
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 2: wasn't joking about a Montaanegron accent. Could you recognize a

1221
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 2: Manta negron accent? Not at all? No way? Uh? And again,

1222
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 2: four grand for one mandolin. It's a lot of monies

1223
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 2: for a Montaegron or any other type of person.

1224
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 6: You gotta flip those here on the street, like, hey,

1225
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 6: hey you want a mandolin.

1226
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a small market right there.

1227
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 6: Hmm.

1228
01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there you go. God dang the guy. He's

1229
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 2: in a perfectly cool guitar shop owned by a guy

1230
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 2: named Buzzy and he steals a mandolin as opposed to

1231
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 2: maybe like a Warren D. Martini model esp. You know

1232
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about, Josh. You know guitars.

1233
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if it's one of those things where

1234
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,919
Speaker 3: he's always kind of wanted one, but he just decided, Hey,

1235
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 3: i'm drunk, I'm gonna go get it right now. I

1236
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 3: don't understand that. Maybe in Montenegro it's a huge thing.

1237
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 3: The mandolin.

1238
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 2: God, I hated that Robert Plant concert that I went to.

1239
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 2: That's too bad. Oh, it was terrible.

1240
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 3: How do you sound just singing?

1241
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 2: Great voice? Because singing voice was wonderful. This is ten

1242
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 2: years ago. But every cool Zeppelin song you pictured he

1243
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 2: might play, he turned it into a banjo and mandolin.

1244
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 2: He's into the bluegrass thing. He's been into that for

1245
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 2: fifty years. By the way.

1246
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 3: Some of those like Warren D. Martini charvels.

1247
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 2: I mean, you can.

1248
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 3: Spend you know, four or five grand.

1249
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,080
Speaker 2: On no jarvelle. You know what, you know what I'd steal.

1250
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 2: If I was looking to steal a guitar, I'd go

1251
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 2: for one of those big old flying v's like Rudolf

1252
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 2: Schanker played in the Scorpions all the way.

1253
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Randy Road, have you ever tried to play one

1254
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 3: of those? No, like, sit down and play one. It's frustrating,

1255
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 3: Oh to sit down?

1256
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1257
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you gotta like have the perfect sized thigh.

1258
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Rudolph would just kind of jam the v

1259
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,200
Speaker 2: up against it. You see what I'm so, he's out here.

1260
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 2: That's Rudolph Shanker from the Scorpions. A lot of es

1261
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 2: don't even know who I'm talking about. And that's a shame. Sorry,

1262
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 2: it's a freakin' shame.

1263
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 3: Randy Rhodes, you guys recognize.

1264
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know Randy Rope. They don't know him.

1265
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 2: All right. Another monkey is cut loose on us.

1266
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 5: Oh, I love these stories.

1267
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 2: This time in Tennessee, a monkey got out and it

1268
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 2: beat the piss out of a music shop. We don't

1269
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 2: need to get into it. But as you know, I

1270
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 2: fully believe that monkeys all over the world have had

1271
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 2: enough of us running the show. So more and more

1272
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 2: they're starting trouble just to send us a message that

1273
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 2: the takeover is coming. And again, although I will fight

1274
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 2: to the death with my fellow humans against the monkey

1275
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 2: attack when it happens, I don't disagree with the monkeys.

1276
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,360
Speaker 2: We've eft everything up, and I do believe that they

1277
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,200
Speaker 2: could do a better job running the world than we can.

1278
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 2: We had our chance, and weft it up. Ashley has

1279
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 2: stated before that she will be taking sides with the monkeys.

1280
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 6: Yep, yes I will.

1281
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 2: Well you're dead, but like.

1282
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 6: The monkeys are going to get me, or they're going

1283
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:44,919
Speaker 6: to turn on me, or just going to get murdered

1284
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 6: by the humans humans. No, they'll protect me.

1285
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 3: So a monkey went, these are my monkey protectors.

1286
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 6: I picture myself like riding on a gorilla's back.

1287
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 2: Now.

1288
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 3: I want to see that, hopefully not after that sandwich

1289
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 3: he had earlier, because interest.

1290
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,800
Speaker 2: A monkey went haywire at a music shop in Tennessee,

1291
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 2: busting up all the guitars and the drum sets and saxophones. Ooh,

1292
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 2: this is good. Magic playing machinist Jesus texted the program.

1293
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 2: I mentioned if I ever stole a guitar, it would

1294
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 2: be one of those big fat flying v's like Rudolph

1295
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 2: Schanker or Randy Rhodes. And here's magic playing machinist Jesus,

1296
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 2: like what KK Downing played in the eighties when he

1297
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 2: was with Judas Priest.

1298
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, good one.

1299
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh life. I'm gonna live it up. Kirk. Another thing

1300
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,200
Speaker 2: coming nineteen eighty two. I see one here, one of

1301
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 2: his signature flying v's from nineteen eighty four, and they

1302
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 2: want sixty five hundred.

1303
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 6: Bucks for that's just a little bits.

1304
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 3: Where's stealing? You got sixty five hundred bucks laying around?

1305
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 2: No monkey on the loose up a music shop in Tennessee.

1306
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 2: I think the joint was closed when the monkey broke

1307
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 2: in and started tearing it up. He is the monkey

1308
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 2: what they call here Ashley, a cinnamon capuchin monkey.

1309
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 6: Oh, those capuchin monkeys are adorable.

1310
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 2: Oh they'll but they'll pull an artery out of your

1311
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 2: thigh and watch you bleed out, and they'll lap up

1312
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 2: the blood's blood running down.

1313
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,240
Speaker 5: The monkey's chin into that.

1314
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:31,799
Speaker 2: They're more widely known cubby as the organ grinder monkeys,

1315
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 2: like from all the old movies.

1316
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 5: It's like what you.

1317
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:36,799
Speaker 3: Picture when you think monkey.

1318
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, for me exactly.

1319
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 2: This vandal monkey that I was telling you about was

1320
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 2: caught a day or two after it broke all the

1321
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 2: instruments in the music shop. It was caught by the

1322
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:53,760
Speaker 2: local police. And if this means anything to you, the

1323
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 2: story is saying that he's a stolen monkey. Oh, believed

1324
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:01,520
Speaker 2: to have been stolen from a farm in Alabama.

1325
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 6: Why is there a monkey farm in Alabama?

1326
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:10,560
Speaker 2: How do you harvest a monkey. Yeah, I don't know

1327
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 2: why there were monkeys on this farm in Alabama. They

1328
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 2: believe it was stolen from the monkey farm and then

1329
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 2: sold to some dumb lady there in Tennessee. There's a

1330
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 2: douchiness to them.

1331
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,719
Speaker 1: The ninety three eggs half assed morning show.

1332
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 2: It's a ten year old on a scooter.

1333
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 7: That's not a normal porch pirate running up snatching packages

1334
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 7: that you just dropped off.

1335
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 3: Some people grip their job descriptions with white knuckles, and

1336
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 3: sometimes that devotion tips into something genuinely unhinged, as illustrated

1337
01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 3: by a maleman who appeared to study the famed postal

1338
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 3: creed and then add an unauthorized addendum neither snow nor rain,

1339
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,679
Speaker 3: nor heat, nor gloom of night nor stop sign would

1340
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 3: apparently deter him from mowing down a suspected preteen porch pirate.

1341
01:09:57,720 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 3: Days after Christmas, a child in Florida I noticed a

1342
01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:03,639
Speaker 3: mailman had accidentally delivered a neighbor's package to his home,

1343
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 3: so he hopped on his scooter to complete the delivery

1344
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 3: for him, a good deed about to be rewarded with

1345
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,719
Speaker 3: a moving vehicle. The mailman, believing the boy was stealing

1346
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,560
Speaker 3: the package, set off on a self appointed spree of

1347
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 3: street level justice and tried to run him over, thinking

1348
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,400
Speaker 3: he was a porch pirate, but instead it was just

1349
01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 3: an especially helpful ten year old attempting to fix the

1350
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:25,880
Speaker 3: mailman's mistake.

1351
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 6: I think he did go too far, if anything, not

1352
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 6: to chase the key and maybe try to find a

1353
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,880
Speaker 6: parent or adult to talk to, because as I read

1354
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 6: the article, the key thought it address was just a mistake.

1355
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 6: He or she was just trying to help.

1356
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:39,520
Speaker 3: Forty one year old William White Juniors accused of deliberately

1357
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,879
Speaker 3: steal as steering his mail truck toward the child December

1358
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 3: twenty seventh. As the boy wrote his scooter with the

1359
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:49,360
Speaker 3: misdelivered parcel in tow, White struck and crushed the scooter

1360
01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 3: while narrowly missing the boy. He hurt his ankle jumping out.

1361
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 2: Of the way.

1362
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:55,479
Speaker 3: Says that just a simple oops crash with a ten

1363
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:56,160
Speaker 3: year old in the road.

1364
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 7: This is an intentional act in the United States postal

1365
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 7: work trying to run over ten year.

1366
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,760
Speaker 3: Old White, who then yelled in The cops kind of

1367
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 3: chuckle in about it. You what the hell, man, Yeah,

1368
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 3: porch piracy sucks, but this is a little kid, and

1369
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,880
Speaker 3: you screwed up. Apparently, he pulled the damaged scooter from

1370
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,720
Speaker 3: under the vehicle, He loaded it into the truck and

1371
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 3: began to drive off as the child's parents came outside.

1372
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:17,719
Speaker 6: Oh now he's stealing the scooter.

1373
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 2: He stole it.

1374
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 3: Confronted, he ultimately tossed the damaged and sold it scooter

1375
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 3: into another yard.

1376
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's amazing what a small conversation would do in

1377
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 7: a situation, rather than jumping straight to use the force

1378
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 7: or putting your hands on somebody, or just really escalating

1379
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,559
Speaker 7: the situation way past where it should have been.

1380
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 3: The mail carrier was later arrested then delivered to jail.

1381
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,760
Speaker 5: Geez, that sucks, and you tried to do a good

1382
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,680
Speaker 5: deed and he as get run over.

1383
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,640
Speaker 3: We have a neighbor with a very similar address just

1384
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:48,479
Speaker 3: to street over, and that happens all the time. We

1385
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 3: ordered a couch and it was delivered to their house once.

1386
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 6: Oh that's a pain in the ass.

1387
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 3: It happens. I mean it's probably two three times a month,

1388
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:55,920
Speaker 3: for sure.

1389
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,960
Speaker 6: Yeah. Same we are our neighbors. It's the same thing.

1390
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,880
Speaker 6: They're all. He's getting our packages and texting us.

1391
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,920
Speaker 5: There's a time in high school. Something some kind of

1392
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 5: similar happened.

1393
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 4: I was out for a run one morning and I

1394
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:09,000
Speaker 4: saw a wallet on the sidewalk, so I picked it up,

1395
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 4: and there's a driver's license in there, and I realized

1396
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:13,559
Speaker 4: it was just like a block over. So I jog

1397
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:15,560
Speaker 4: over and find the address and ring the doorbell to

1398
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 4: be a good some air and give it back. And

1399
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 4: the guy's like, well, where's all the cash? You stole

1400
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 4: the cash.

1401
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, I just I found the wallet as is.

1402
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 4: I'm returning it to you. And he was threatening to

1403
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 4: call the cops on me. I found your wallet on

1404
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 4: the ground, and I gave it back to you. I

1405
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 4: did nothing wrong here.

1406
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 6: Why in the world would you return his wallet if

1407
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 6: you stole the cash.

1408
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,760
Speaker 5: That's exactly what my logic was thinking too.

1409
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 3: It's like, come on, man, Yeah, Ridge got the best

1410
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,920
Speaker 3: of them. He wasn't quite thinking about it. You were

1411
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,680
Speaker 3: really on a run or were you just kind of

1412
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 3: walking by.

1413
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:48,679
Speaker 4: I actually there was a point in my life, believe

1414
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,160
Speaker 4: or not. When you see me now, you might not

1415
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 4: believe me, but I was in pretty good shape at

1416
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:52,639
Speaker 4: one point.

1417
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we all had something cooking there for a while.

1418
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a time and it's not my fault.

1419
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:03,000
Speaker 3: It's my wife's. Once my girlfriend at the time said

1420
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 3: yes to my proposal, I canceled my gym membership. That's

1421
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 3: her fault, not mine. I trapped her. Mowing down folks

1422
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 3: has become a popular pastime on the East Coast as

1423
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 3: of late. In Pennsylvania, a woman's facing an attempted murder

1424
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:20,679
Speaker 3: charge for plowing into her boyfriend with her car following

1425
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 3: a fight at Tuckle Bounce.

1426
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 7: He got out of the vehicle, did the right thing,

1427
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 7: he knew the tempers were flared.

1428
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 2: It's a tough time of year. I've said it before.

1429
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:29,519
Speaker 2: I ask everyone to take a deep breath, stay calm,

1430
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 2: walk away.

1431
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:33,400
Speaker 3: The twenty three year olds been asked to turn herself in.

1432
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,639
Speaker 2: Do you ever think about running somebody down, Ashley? Yeah,

1433
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:43,439
Speaker 2: you're not alone. We've all thought about it, right, We've

1434
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:46,720
Speaker 2: all considered it. Uh huh, Yeah, you just don't do it.

1435
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 3: A Florida man was arrested for stealing mail and an

1436
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:53,600
Speaker 3: apartment building while pretending to be a male man a

1437
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:58,160
Speaker 3: performance cut short. One police caught him in delivery stealing mail.

1438
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you suppose you're to pull out of that? Well?

1439
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,760
Speaker 3: People are hoping for checks, maybe cash, yeah, birthday cards,

1440
01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 3: and kind of.

1441
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:06,519
Speaker 2: Thing about how many damn pieces of mail you think

1442
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:09,800
Speaker 2: you have to sift through as a male robber. How

1443
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,040
Speaker 2: many pieces of garbage do you have to sift through

1444
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 2: before you find one twenty dollars check from somebody's grandma?

1445
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 3: Probably a lot. I didn't seem like he was gonna

1446
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,040
Speaker 3: figure out how to steal an identity or anything. He

1447
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,760
Speaker 3: was just looking for gift cards.

1448
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:24,960
Speaker 2: Looking for some crack money.

1449
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,120
Speaker 6: I think that would be fun, just because I'm nosy.

1450
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,599
Speaker 6: Oh what are you doing?

1451
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 2: You should have been one of those telephone operators back

1452
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 2: in the fifties. They got to listen in on everyone's

1453
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 2: phone call.

1454
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,920
Speaker 6: Oh, that would have been a dream come true.

1455
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 2: I guess one of my grandmothers was notorious for that.

1456
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 2: You know where there's pretty much one phone line in

1457
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:46,719
Speaker 2: town and you could just pick it up and listen

1458
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 2: to anybody's conversation. I guess my grandma spent a lot

1459
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,679
Speaker 2: of her days listening to other people's problems.

1460
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,080
Speaker 6: I can't.

1461
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could do that back in the day, just

1462
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,040
Speaker 3: at your house. You know somebody's on the phone, you

1463
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 3: pick up another one and listen in Oh.

1464
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 6: I loved doing that to my brother. And then he'd

1465
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,400
Speaker 6: be like, Ashley, are you there. I can hear you breathing.

1466
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you unscrew the mouthpiece? Is that that was

1467
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:08,679
Speaker 2: my gimmick?

1468
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 6: At least we didn't we didn't have that by the time.

1469
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,800
Speaker 6: Uh you know, I guess we were using house phones.

1470
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:17,479
Speaker 2: That's because we had de rojerine phone back in the day.

1471
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:20,360
Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, whenever a girl would call the house

1472
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:22,960
Speaker 2: to talk to my brother, I'd unscrew the mouthpiece and

1473
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 2: listen to their conversation. And I learned one thing. My

1474
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 2: brother never had any game at all. Ah none. He

1475
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,880
Speaker 2: was a complete sissy on the telephone when girls would call. Really,

1476
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,839
Speaker 2: it was embarrassing. Oh hey, I'll see in Jim tomorrow.

1477
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:44,240
Speaker 2: He just came off like a complete just it was horrible.

1478
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 3: Officers responded to reports of thirty nine year old Sean

1479
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 3: Cronan breaking into a community mailbox at the apartments. When

1480
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,160
Speaker 3: they arrived, they detained him. Cronan was carrying burglary tools

1481
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 3: and a significant amount of mail from various other complexes.

1482
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,760
Speaker 3: He explained to office he was just picking up all

1483
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,400
Speaker 3: the mail in the apartments. A claim made thinner by

1484
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:08,040
Speaker 3: the absence of postal worker uniforms and the equally missing

1485
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 3: mail truck. Police searched Cronin and found mail that didn't

1486
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:14,439
Speaker 3: belong to him, along with packages stuffed inside his hoodie

1487
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:17,200
Speaker 3: and a blue backpack, where they also found a set

1488
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:17,839
Speaker 3: of players.

1489
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,640
Speaker 2: Do you want to explain to me why you were

1490
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:23,400
Speaker 2: staking your head in mailboxes? This is your bike? What's

1491
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,000
Speaker 2: in there? Mail from?

1492
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 4: What?

1493
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,639
Speaker 2: The mailboxes that are open all over the place, all.

1494
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 3: Over the place, wouldn't you know it? Police say that

1495
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 3: explanation didn't hold up. Investigators also discovered the bicycle Cronin

1496
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 3: had been riding was reported stolen, So Cronin will be

1497
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,000
Speaker 3: riding the storm out straight into custody.

1498
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,720
Speaker 2: The bicycle he was riding. That's great a freaking grown man,

1499
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 2: didn't he.

1500
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm thinking he's not some sort of

1501
01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:54,280
Speaker 3: master criminal. He later admitted to officers he steals mail

1502
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:56,280
Speaker 3: to sell the contents for drugs.

1503
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:59,120
Speaker 2: Oh there you go, yeah, crack rock money. Sure.

1504
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:02,759
Speaker 3: And Amazon delivery driver who turned into the wrong driveway

1505
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 3: by mistake was met with a dangerous hot led hello

1506
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:10,280
Speaker 3: from a North Carolina homeowner who opened fire forty say

1507
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 3: twenty three year old Sidney Pittman fired a shotgun at

1508
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 3: a car driven by Tashika Trimble, a seasonal Amazon delivery

1509
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:20,719
Speaker 3: driver who pulled into his driveway late at night. Trimble

1510
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,680
Speaker 3: had her sixteen year old son with her when she

1511
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 3: arrived at the address about nine thirty pm December fourteenth.

1512
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:29,960
Speaker 2: That's nice, right, yes, to blindly fire at anything that

1513
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,679
Speaker 2: slightly unnerves you and bring.

1514
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 3: Your teenage son to work night. She sent her GPS

1515
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,400
Speaker 3: directed her to the location, and she followed it into

1516
01:17:39,479 --> 01:17:42,760
Speaker 3: what she believed was the correct driveway. As they pulled in,

1517
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 3: her son noticed Pittman and a woman inside the house

1518
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,639
Speaker 3: and warned his mom not to get out of the car.

1519
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,160
Speaker 3: But she walked up to the door. Anyway, He's the

1520
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,839
Speaker 3: one that was had a good head on his shoulders.

1521
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:55,799
Speaker 3: Mom got a little pissy, according to Trimble. She spoke

1522
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,720
Speaker 3: with Pittman, realized she had the wrong address, and then

1523
01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:02,040
Speaker 3: returned to her vehicle. Back inside, she entered the correct

1524
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,280
Speaker 3: location into her GPS and prepared to leave. As she

1525
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 3: shifted into drive, a gunshot rang out. I'm sure where

1526
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:11,639
Speaker 3: it came from. She reached for her own firearm. Oh,

1527
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 3: but her son urged her to leave, and this time

1528
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:18,759
Speaker 3: she did. Once safe, Trimble called for help. Sheriff's deputies

1529
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:21,280
Speaker 3: went to Pittman's home the following day, questioned him and

1530
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,360
Speaker 3: took him into custody.

1531
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:24,960
Speaker 2: She was willing to turn it into a full on gunfight.

1532
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Sun had to talk her down.

1533
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,679
Speaker 2: Everybody's stupid.

1534
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,200
Speaker 3: In the end, Tremble said she eventually was able to

1535
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:33,479
Speaker 3: deliver the package to the correct address where no one

1536
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:34,280
Speaker 3: opened fire.

1537
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:38,320
Speaker 6: That's so strange. They had a conversation, right, and so

1538
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:39,880
Speaker 6: that well wasn't good enough.

1539
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 3: I think it got heated. But yeah, she did explain,

1540
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,760
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, my GPS just took me to the

1541
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 3: wrong house.

1542
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:47,400
Speaker 2: That's not good enough.

1543
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:50,639
Speaker 3: Coby, a near naked nuisance, went on a carjacking spree

1544
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:54,679
Speaker 3: through a Georgia neighborhood wearing nothing but a tablecloth, strongly

1545
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:57,519
Speaker 3: suggesting at least one Georgia dining room was robbed of

1546
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 3: its modesty as well. Police first was received word Friday

1547
01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 3: about a stolen vehicle being driven by a minimally dressed

1548
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 3: Mackenzie call. Later that day, they noticed the vehicle, though

1549
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,320
Speaker 3: a call was nowhere to be seen. Witnesses said he

1550
01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:14,600
Speaker 3: fled on foot and investigators noted signs he may have

1551
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 3: been exposed to chemicals while inside that car. The chemicals

1552
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,639
Speaker 3: that he may have been countered isn't immediately clear, though

1553
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:27,639
Speaker 3: police bodycam footage showed arriving officers wondering whether he suffered

1554
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,360
Speaker 3: chlorine burns from an abandoned pool service truck.

1555
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:30,880
Speaker 2: Eh.

1556
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:33,760
Speaker 3: As officers fanned out to look for him, a string

1557
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 3: of nine to one one calls began coming in, each

1558
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:39,120
Speaker 3: describing a man wandering the area and only a tablecloth,

1559
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 3: trying the handles of several vehicles as he went. Surveillance

1560
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 3: footage captured the lawbreaker and linen moving through the neighborhood,

1561
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:50,599
Speaker 3: wearing glasses, a pair of blue slippers, and a beige

1562
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 3: tablecloth hanging haphazardly around his waist, dangerously close to revealing

1563
01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 3: calls balls. At one point, the undressed dude wandered into

1564
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,680
Speaker 3: an occupied home and helped himself to the keys of

1565
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,320
Speaker 3: a Mercedes before driving off.

1566
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,800
Speaker 6: Nice Yes, good find.

1567
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:10,759
Speaker 3: Police soon tracked down that stolen car, initiated a traffic stop,

1568
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:13,920
Speaker 3: and brought the episode to a close with call cuffed

1569
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:14,439
Speaker 3: in the buff.

1570
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,400
Speaker 2: This guy was out of his mind?

1571
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,360
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I'm guessing, I mean he's run around on

1572
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 3: a tablecloth.

1573
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,479
Speaker 2: What was this about chlorine burns?

1574
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:25,680
Speaker 3: He They think maybe he got into an abandoned or

1575
01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:30,040
Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't say abandoned, but an unoccupied pool servicing vehicle.

1576
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:32,799
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'll build some chlorine.

1577
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that. I've never heard that set

1578
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:36,559
Speaker 2: and set out loud in my life.

1579
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 5: It can happen.

1580
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:40,720
Speaker 3: Several customers doing some last minute Christmas shopping and a

1581
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:44,280
Speaker 3: Panama City hobby lobby. What they were doing this when

1582
01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:48,360
Speaker 3: a man ran in with an unwrapped gift his penish,

1583
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,080
Speaker 3: not a hobby lobby, A witness said. The man took

1584
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:54,200
Speaker 3: his clothes off outside a nearby dental office and ran

1585
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:57,000
Speaker 3: into the hobby lobby, where it appeared his hobby was

1586
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:59,519
Speaker 3: to strip in front of a crowd and grab shoppers.

1587
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,880
Speaker 2: Grabbed them, yes, right, and then try to take them

1588
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:03,240
Speaker 2: with him.

1589
01:21:03,439 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 3: Did he just kind of groped them basically?

1590
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:08,040
Speaker 2: Oh oh, grabbing like a groping Okay.

1591
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,720
Speaker 3: He ran after me and grabbed me twice, a witness said.

1592
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 3: Absent by any garments, the severely underdressed man pushed past

1593
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,240
Speaker 3: someone who was trying to shield other customers, then elbowed

1594
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,240
Speaker 3: that person in the jaw.

1595
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,880
Speaker 2: Was this another situation where a guy got into a

1596
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,200
Speaker 2: van filled with chlorine?

1597
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:28,240
Speaker 3: Didn't say anything about it's possible, so, I mean it's

1598
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:31,639
Speaker 3: still warm there, so maybe all the employees yelled run.

1599
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 3: And then I heard cops come in, said a second witness.

1600
01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:38,599
Speaker 3: And I called my boyfriend and he said, grab something sharp.

1601
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 3: I said, I'm in the flower department right now. Another

1602
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:45,680
Speaker 3: witness said he enjoys hobby lobby but uncovered anatomy. Re

1603
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,680
Speaker 3: routes him straight to Walmart.

1604
01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 4: Checking out, and the line over here at the hobby

1605
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:51,839
Speaker 4: lobby and I turned around and there was a buttnecked

1606
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:52,840
Speaker 4: guy coming at us.

1607
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:54,680
Speaker 2: They're trying to get the customers to check out. I

1608
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 2: was like, I just wanted to leave.

1609
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,200
Speaker 3: I don't want to I don't need my gifts anymore.

1610
01:21:58,240 --> 01:21:59,960
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'll get him at Walmart.

1611
01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:03,560
Speaker 3: While being arrested for indecent exposure, the police reports that

1612
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:06,439
Speaker 3: he refused to comply. Once on the ground, he locked

1613
01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:08,960
Speaker 3: his left arm under his body and refused to submit

1614
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:09,559
Speaker 3: to arrest.

1615
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:10,599
Speaker 2: That's fun.

1616
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 3: Eventually officers got the man on a stretcher and brought

1617
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:17,360
Speaker 3: him to a hospital for evaluation. Yeah, like something going on.

1618
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 6: I like call that girl's boyfriend is like the stab him,

1619
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,240
Speaker 6: fight sharp and stab him.

1620
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:23,760
Speaker 5: Also, actually I love who you said.

1621
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,320
Speaker 4: Oh not hobby lobby, as if there's an acceptable place

1622
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,280
Speaker 4: for a man to walk in with his wiener out.

1623
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:31,960
Speaker 6: Any are places that make more sense. And also if

1624
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 6: they said they were like trying to check people out,

1625
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,240
Speaker 6: hobby lobby is one of those places that they don't

1626
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:39,760
Speaker 6: do barcodes, so they have to like like type in

1627
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,600
Speaker 6: the price for every single object they ring up me

1628
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:44,479
Speaker 6: and the cashier we're talking about this they do. Hey,

1629
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:46,519
Speaker 6: I feel so bad for her. Yeah, I didn't know that,

1630
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 6: And so the lines are long, and I mean you're

1631
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 6: still waiting on them because hobby Lobby's amazing, but it

1632
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,560
Speaker 6: takes forever. So they would have been there for like

1633
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:55,000
Speaker 6: an hour.

1634
01:22:55,200 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 3: Sure, I've been there before. I didn't notice that.

1635
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:57,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, huh.

1636
01:22:57,960 --> 01:22:59,400
Speaker 3: They must just be real fast at it.

1637
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:00,439
Speaker 2: I guess some.

1638
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:06,519
Speaker 3: Pants at a Colorado target were half off, a detail

1639
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:09,880
Speaker 3: that escaped everyone working the floor that day. A man

1640
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:12,599
Speaker 3: in a black ac DC back in black T shirt

1641
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:16,320
Speaker 3: and little else wandered the aisles, having apparently decided pants

1642
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:19,479
Speaker 3: were optional and that proffering his penis was not against

1643
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 3: policy at the popular retailer. As he moved through the store,

1644
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 3: he followed several women from one section to the next,

1645
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:28,439
Speaker 3: all the while hard as a rock and touching himself

1646
01:23:28,479 --> 01:23:32,080
Speaker 3: inappropriately as he trailed the women through the store. That

1647
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:35,120
Speaker 3: was a touch too much for the thunderstruck security team,

1648
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 3: who called nine to one one after the jack, he

1649
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,960
Speaker 3: left the store, got into a gray or silver car,

1650
01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 3: and drove away, prompting a police investigation.

1651
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,080
Speaker 6: Hard as a rock, a lot.

1652
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 2: Of good ac DC song puns in there.

1653
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:52,880
Speaker 3: Threw a few of them in there, hard. That's a song, Ashley.

1654
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:54,400
Speaker 3: I don't know if he really had a boner, but

1655
01:23:54,479 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 3: he was masturbating, so I'm guessing he probably did. Although

1656
01:23:57,479 --> 01:23:59,080
Speaker 3: he can masturbate with that one. Give it a try.

1657
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:03,839
Speaker 3: Dental nine to one one call accidentally became an actual

1658
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:07,880
Speaker 3: emergency by accident. Missouri officials say a nursing home fire

1659
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:11,719
Speaker 3: that leveled the building began with a smoldering mistake sparked

1660
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:15,920
Speaker 3: by an improperly extinguished cigarette butt dropped by, of all people,

1661
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:20,800
Speaker 3: the local fire chief. Oh yeah, or I'm sorry, police chief,

1662
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:23,920
Speaker 3: I'm an idiot police chief. He was responding to what

1663
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:27,760
Speaker 3: turned out to be an inadverted nine nine one call.

1664
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:31,000
Speaker 3: By the time firefighters arrived, the single story structure was

1665
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:35,200
Speaker 3: already fully involved, with flames venting through the roof, strong winds,

1666
01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:38,240
Speaker 3: a limited water supply, and fire racing through the attic

1667
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:43,360
Speaker 3: space complicated containment, slowing suppression as the blaze spread. Initial

1668
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:47,240
Speaker 3: findings listed the causes undetermined, largely due to extensive damage

1669
01:24:47,240 --> 01:24:49,600
Speaker 3: and the absence of a clear ignition point, but that

1670
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:54,320
Speaker 3: assessment shifted after insurers provided security video from the night

1671
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:54,840
Speaker 3: of the fire.

1672
01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:56,960
Speaker 2: It sucks for this police chief.

1673
01:24:57,439 --> 01:24:59,080
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I feel bad for decided to have.

1674
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,360
Speaker 2: A cigarette while he was at the Old Folks I

1675
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:02,840
Speaker 2: bet he feels like a total dick.

1676
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:03,920
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine.

1677
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:05,880
Speaker 2: I think I saw footage of this on the news.

1678
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:08,320
Speaker 2: The Old Folks Home one up in flames. Yeah.

1679
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:12,439
Speaker 3: The footage showed the police chief arriving just before midnight,

1680
01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:15,240
Speaker 3: cigarette in hand. As he approached the entrance, he set

1681
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:18,080
Speaker 3: it down on a planter near the front door. Minutes later,

1682
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:21,160
Speaker 3: additional video captures him returning to the planter, retrieving the

1683
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:24,559
Speaker 3: cigarette and appearing to stomp it out before departing. Roughly

1684
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:28,400
Speaker 3: ninety minutes after that, a faint glow emerged in that plant.

1685
01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:30,560
Speaker 6: About an hour and a half later, video shows a

1686
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:33,719
Speaker 6: small glow developing in the planter was transitions into open

1687
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,880
Speaker 6: flames and spreads to the building's entrance.

1688
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:37,160
Speaker 2: What the hell is that guy's pride?

1689
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:37,479
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1690
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,920
Speaker 3: He's trying to be a nineteen forties.

1691
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:43,599
Speaker 2: Broadcaster, shared me, you have a friggin' the six pack

1692
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,120
Speaker 2: of red Bull before you went live?

1693
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:47,280
Speaker 3: Or what I watched one movie and how to be

1694
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:50,880
Speaker 3: a broadcaster. The chief told investigators it didn't occur to

1695
01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:53,160
Speaker 3: him at the time that his actions could have caused

1696
01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:57,200
Speaker 3: that fire, noting the cigarette brand he smoked, Exeter Red

1697
01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:00,280
Speaker 3: Kings or his Exeter I guess I'm not sure is

1698
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:04,960
Speaker 3: designed to self extinguish. No injuries were reported.

1699
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:10,599
Speaker 2: Not one injury. Eh, well, that's a miracle. Reporting live

1700
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:14,439
Speaker 2: from Nashville. I'm Keith Storm, a Columbus, Ohio has made

1701
01:26:14,479 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 2: that up on the fly. Keith Storm. Yeah, sound like

1702
01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:18,000
Speaker 2: a TV guy.

1703
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:21,000
Speaker 3: Absolutely, well, it's like a weather guy. It'd be perfect.

1704
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:25,960
Speaker 3: A Columbus, Ohio firefighter faces charges of driving under the influence,

1705
01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:30,000
Speaker 3: and it was his cell phone that narked. Fifty five

1706
01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:33,320
Speaker 3: year old Terry Irwin's phone detected a crash and automatically

1707
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:36,680
Speaker 3: called nine one one. Despite the call, he denied to

1708
01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:41,080
Speaker 3: the operator that any accident occurred. Deputies dispatched to the

1709
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 3: scene found Erwin's car had crashed into a red cast

1710
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:48,160
Speaker 3: iron ballard of irony, the firefighter plowed straight into a

1711
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:48,960
Speaker 3: fire hydrant.

1712
01:26:49,439 --> 01:26:50,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1713
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:53,879
Speaker 3: Erwin took off, but authorities later located him, stumbling and confused,

1714
01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:57,200
Speaker 3: slurring his words, and carrying the unmistakable smell of something

1715
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:01,519
Speaker 3: stronger than banaka on his breath, adding fuel to the fire. Irwin,

1716
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:03,960
Speaker 3: who was bleeding from a cut on his nose, was

1717
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:08,720
Speaker 3: described as belligerent during impairment test and uncooperative while being handcuffed.

1718
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,680
Speaker 3: Uncooperative at the jail, They claimed he attempted to intimidate

1719
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:16,720
Speaker 3: them by staring stop it. I used to do that

1720
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,400
Speaker 3: with my little brother and sister, stare at you.

1721
01:27:19,479 --> 01:27:20,600
Speaker 6: You have to be kidding me.

1722
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:23,960
Speaker 2: Were you pretty good when it came to a staredown?

1723
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:26,800
Speaker 3: No, I'd laugh every time I'd smile or laugh. I

1724
01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:29,439
Speaker 3: couldn't do it. The fifteen year old, a fifteen year

1725
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:32,760
Speaker 3: veteran of the Columbus Division of Fire, is currently on

1726
01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:38,559
Speaker 3: administrative duty. If you believe the fastest route to becoming

1727
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:42,680
Speaker 3: a millionaire runs through tireless effort and strict fiscal discipline.

1728
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 3: Then you know nothing about HD Fireplace fortune. True to

1729
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:51,080
Speaker 3: its name, Fireplace ten hours full HD offers nothing more

1730
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:54,880
Speaker 3: than a single uninterrupted view of a cozy fireplace, its

1731
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:58,200
Speaker 3: flames holding steady on YouTube for ten hours, while the

1732
01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 3: soft crackle of burning wood fil the background. Most would

1733
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:05,360
Speaker 3: say it hardly qualifies as the most spectacular clip ever

1734
01:28:05,479 --> 01:28:08,800
Speaker 3: uploaded the YouTube. Somehow, that modest setup has gone to

1735
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:12,639
Speaker 3: generate one hundred and fifty seven million views in under

1736
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 3: ten years, and estimate suggests the creator has earned over

1737
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:19,679
Speaker 3: one million dollars from that one video.

1738
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:21,360
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's crazy.

1739
01:28:21,439 --> 01:28:22,439
Speaker 3: I do like that video.

1740
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:25,160
Speaker 2: I just want to go on record and say that

1741
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:29,360
Speaker 2: I wouldn't define that as a soft crackle. It's actually

1742
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:30,080
Speaker 2: quite upsetting.

1743
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:32,840
Speaker 3: Well that's loud. I cranked it up, you know what

1744
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:33,200
Speaker 3: I mean.

1745
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 6: It's a little aggressive.

1746
01:28:34,439 --> 01:28:36,400
Speaker 3: Sounds like if you watch the video, it's not as

1747
01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:38,600
Speaker 3: because if somebody's driving, they're not going to hear it

1748
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,640
Speaker 3: unless it's cranked up.

1749
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,760
Speaker 2: Oh, because it kind of sounds like the house is

1750
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:42,760
Speaker 2: coming right off. It's more.

1751
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,760
Speaker 6: I love churning one of those on. So they have

1752
01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:47,080
Speaker 6: a bunch of different cool ones now, Like I like

1753
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,679
Speaker 6: to use the Harry Potter themed one.

1754
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,040
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know the had one.

1755
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, and he got a little Uh, I'm forgetting to

1756
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:56,280
Speaker 6: Owl's name, Hadwick, had Wick something like that Padwick. Yeah,

1757
01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:58,160
Speaker 6: he's in the background being cute and stuff.

1758
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:00,920
Speaker 2: So, uh, the guy made a million dollars with that.

1759
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:01,559
Speaker 2: Hunh hobby.

1760
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:05,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, just for a looping ten hours worth of fireplace.

1761
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:08,720
Speaker 3: But you know, I, before we had a fireplace, we

1762
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:12,320
Speaker 3: used that quite a bit. John at the holidays.

1763
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:14,519
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, did you do like the typical dad joke

1764
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:16,720
Speaker 6: every year where you're like, don't get too close to

1765
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,120
Speaker 6: the fire, grab a lawn.

1766
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:21,799
Speaker 3: Warm fake warm, my hands yest.

1767
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:22,160
Speaker 5: To the teeth.

1768
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:24,560
Speaker 2: You put it on the television.

1769
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:28,960
Speaker 3: Huh yep, f me running from the Boondock Saints and

1770
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,799
Speaker 3: the crossbowed badass Darrel on The Walking Dead. Norman Retis

1771
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:36,960
Speaker 3: is fifty seven today, turning seventy one. Actor Rowan Atkinson

1772
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:41,320
Speaker 3: aka Mister Bean, which is appropriate because it's National Bean

1773
01:29:41,439 --> 01:29:46,719
Speaker 3: Day today, Bean Day and the world's Oldest Twinkie turns fifty.

1774
01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:50,240
Speaker 3: Story goes a chemistry teacher in Maine opened it in

1775
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:53,280
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy six after a student asked how long they'd last,

1776
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,360
Speaker 3: and it's been sitting in a glass case of emotion

1777
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:59,400
Speaker 3: at the school for decades. The official shelf life of

1778
01:29:59,439 --> 01:30:02,880
Speaker 3: a twinkie then was only twenty six days. Hostess says

1779
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:06,320
Speaker 3: it's up to forty five days now thanks to better packaging.

1780
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:07,800
Speaker 2: Boy, aren't they delicious?

1781
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,920
Speaker 3: That was always the myth, though, right that they last forever.

1782
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:13,439
Speaker 5: They could survive like a nuclear bomb or anything like that.

1783
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:15,960
Speaker 3: Cockroaches and Twinkies, it's all that's left.

1784
01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:20,920
Speaker 2: Happy twenty second to current masturbator, soon to be aviator, Jesus,

1785
01:30:21,479 --> 01:30:23,960
Speaker 2: happiest to Birthdays to Maverick. Oh, you know what, I

1786
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:26,400
Speaker 2: forgot a couple of things coming out today. I'll get

1787
01:30:26,479 --> 01:30:29,479
Speaker 2: back to those high potential and the Rookie return tonight

1788
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:30,120
Speaker 2: on ABC.

1789
01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:32,640
Speaker 3: If you're a mood for in the mood for a

1790
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:35,880
Speaker 3: night on the couch, get to the popcorn Papa Predators

1791
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,519
Speaker 3: bad Lands is now available on demand and one more.

1792
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:42,759
Speaker 3: What was said to be the Stranger Things series finale

1793
01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:45,479
Speaker 3: aired on New Year's Eve, but there may actually be

1794
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:48,839
Speaker 3: more to come. There's a theory going on where episode

1795
01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:51,800
Speaker 3: eight wasn't the real final battle. So it's possible the

1796
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:55,320
Speaker 3: true finale could be released tomorrow. What that would be

1797
01:30:55,479 --> 01:30:58,960
Speaker 3: so sick should that not happen. However, The Netflix Stranger

1798
01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:02,639
Speaker 3: Things documentary One Last Adventure The Making of Stranger Things

1799
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:07,559
Speaker 3: five premieres next Monday. I don't know you watched, Ashley, Yeah, I.

1800
01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:11,479
Speaker 6: Mean there's a season or two in the middle. I

1801
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:14,720
Speaker 6: kind of fell off, but I watched the last one

1802
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,320
Speaker 6: a little bit of the season before that. But this

1803
01:31:17,479 --> 01:31:20,040
Speaker 6: past season was great. It was weird though, because me

1804
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,400
Speaker 6: and my folks were talking about it when I was

1805
01:31:21,439 --> 01:31:22,920
Speaker 6: over at their house, so they turned it on and

1806
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,880
Speaker 6: they're in like season two. So the kids are still

1807
01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:29,599
Speaker 6: really young, and it's crazy to think like that much

1808
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:32,920
Speaker 6: time has passed and that they've grown up so much.

1809
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:34,080
Speaker 6: It's very unsettled.

1810
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:34,280
Speaker 2: Really.

1811
01:31:34,439 --> 01:31:35,719
Speaker 3: Bobby Brown's got a kidnap.

1812
01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:36,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

1813
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:38,800
Speaker 5: I've gotten married twice and Stranger Things has come out.

1814
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:39,639
Speaker 3: That's true.

1815
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:40,519
Speaker 2: Yeah here?

1816
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:46,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Half assed Morning Show?

1817
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:48,080
Speaker 2: Nobody locks and know it all?

1818
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:55,519
Speaker 1: Who sits around talking about their GENITALI yes, stupid news

1819
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:58,040
Speaker 1: on the Half assed the Morning Show.

1820
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:15,080
Speaker 2: Sure, absolutely. You know. A few minutes ago we were

1821
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:22,280
Speaker 2: talking about driving bad driving, some smart mouth, right, Josh,

1822
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:26,360
Speaker 2: some smartass. In this conversation about bad driving, not amongst

1823
01:32:26,360 --> 01:32:29,880
Speaker 2: the four of us, but on the godless, soulless and

1824
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:37,040
Speaker 2: wildly misinformed Internet. Someone pinpointed Dodge Ram drivers as particularly

1825
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:42,640
Speaker 2: bad drivers. Ruffled Cubby's feathers a little bit.

1826
01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:46,920
Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't ruffled, disconfused. I haven't heard. I was

1827
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,640
Speaker 3: kind of excited to hear what people say. You know,

1828
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:52,920
Speaker 3: they We've heard so many about Ford and Chevy over

1829
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,960
Speaker 3: the years, some pretty funny sayings either way, and I

1830
01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:56,559
Speaker 3: haven't really heard anything on Ram.

1831
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:59,799
Speaker 2: They didn't give any extra information. I think to torture

1832
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:08,160
Speaker 2: Ram drivers like yourself says here. Ram drivers are known

1833
01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:16,160
Speaker 2: for being wildly unintelligent. That's what the few people texted

1834
01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:20,920
Speaker 2: in and said. One reason why we don't like ram

1835
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:24,960
Speaker 2: drivers is because they have toll mirrors, but they don't

1836
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:28,439
Speaker 2: tow anything. Well, now, a listener texted in to combat that.

1837
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:32,960
Speaker 2: He said toll mirrors are always on a RAM truck

1838
01:33:33,439 --> 01:33:43,559
Speaker 2: because Ram drivers are always pulling ass. Someone else texted

1839
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:45,920
Speaker 2: in to say Ram drivers paint their nails.

1840
01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:49,679
Speaker 5: I can't picture Josh's painted nails.

1841
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:50,920
Speaker 3: I know I'm gonna give it a shot.

1842
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:51,920
Speaker 6: Well, it looks pretty cool.

1843
01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:55,840
Speaker 3: I have played pretty pretty princess when my daughter was young,

1844
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,400
Speaker 3: where she'd want to make me up. And I'll tell

1845
01:33:58,439 --> 01:34:01,280
Speaker 3: you what, I make a decent looking if I had

1846
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 3: like a wig on or something like that. I'm not

1847
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:04,400
Speaker 3: too bad.

1848
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,919
Speaker 2: I'm sure you do. You have very gentle features.

1849
01:34:07,439 --> 01:34:08,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very slight in nature.

1850
01:34:09,080 --> 01:34:11,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. And by the way, just for the record, I

1851
01:34:11,680 --> 01:34:14,839
Speaker 2: don't know why people are going after Ram pickup drivers.

1852
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:16,080
Speaker 2: I like your pickup truck.

1853
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:19,800
Speaker 3: I'm a fan, and as a my favorite vehicle I've

1854
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:22,320
Speaker 3: ever owned, as at least as a repeat customer of

1855
01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:24,160
Speaker 3: Uber Josh, and I can attest that you are an

1856
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:25,840
Speaker 3: excellent driver. Hey, I appreciate you.

1857
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,800
Speaker 5: Yes, I do my best. You do a great job.

1858
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:30,639
Speaker 3: I'm making up for time when I was a young

1859
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:32,320
Speaker 3: person and I was not a good driver.

1860
01:34:33,320 --> 01:34:34,800
Speaker 2: I like your pickup I do.

1861
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:39,599
Speaker 3: Oh Local thirty four Jesus said Ram guys are usually

1862
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:43,320
Speaker 3: just short guys with tiny penises. He nailed it well.

1863
01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:45,439
Speaker 3: I can't speak for all of us, but I'm definitely

1864
01:34:45,479 --> 01:34:49,000
Speaker 3: one of those. He's a d Nali guy himself. Well,

1865
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:51,160
Speaker 3: mister fancy.

1866
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:51,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, well.

1867
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:55,400
Speaker 2: Day Nali is how you said?

1868
01:34:55,479 --> 01:35:01,240
Speaker 3: Tonali? This person says ram drivers sit when they pee sometimes.

1869
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:03,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he' she's just tired. You got to get

1870
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:04,200
Speaker 5: the legs a break.

1871
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:08,960
Speaker 2: I don't know where all this is coming from. Let's uh,

1872
01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:13,240
Speaker 2: let's go this way. Well, we've been talking about driving

1873
01:35:14,160 --> 01:35:19,680
Speaker 2: to begin today's report. Stupid news report. Keep an eye out.

1874
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:23,960
Speaker 2: Lots of folks are effing around in parking lots doing

1875
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:33,040
Speaker 2: shady things, dangerous things. Even chicks. Chicks will cause us

1876
01:35:33,120 --> 01:35:37,639
Speaker 2: to do stupid things in parking lots. Here's a guy,

1877
01:35:38,920 --> 01:35:43,759
Speaker 2: for the record, he's from the disgusting far southeastern region

1878
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:46,600
Speaker 2: of our country. Here's a guy. He was trying to

1879
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:50,360
Speaker 2: impress his lady on a first date. Don't you know,

1880
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:55,960
Speaker 2: Dinkas got himself arrested for doing donuts in a church

1881
01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:58,800
Speaker 2: parking lot on a first date.

1882
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:02,760
Speaker 5: As should that impress you?

1883
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:07,000
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, probably not. If you were seventeen, I'd

1884
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:10,120
Speaker 6: watch it for a little bit, why not, But it

1885
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:10,960
Speaker 6: would not impress me.

1886
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:13,160
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what he was driving? Sure,

1887
01:36:13,960 --> 01:36:18,439
Speaker 2: dude was doing donuts and his Chevrolet Corvette. Josh, do

1888
01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:20,760
Speaker 2: chick still dig the Corvette? I think so.

1889
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:24,519
Speaker 3: My neighbor has one and he has a very attractive

1890
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:26,000
Speaker 3: wife that seems to enjoy it.

1891
01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:30,479
Speaker 6: I'm more in the classic car is wholer If you're

1892
01:36:30,479 --> 01:36:31,599
Speaker 6: attracted to his wife?

1893
01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:34,960
Speaker 3: I didn't say that, I said she Why. How do

1894
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:35,640
Speaker 3: I get out of this?

1895
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:36,639
Speaker 2: You can't.

1896
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:38,840
Speaker 3: I'm admitting that she's a good looking person.

1897
01:36:39,479 --> 01:36:40,800
Speaker 2: I'm not attractive.

1898
01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:44,840
Speaker 3: I'm not attracted to her. And now I've painted myself

1899
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:46,680
Speaker 3: in a corner that I have no way out.

1900
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:49,719
Speaker 2: What's going on in your neighborhood, Josh, I'm not trying

1901
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:51,320
Speaker 2: to get you in any trouble, But how do you

1902
01:36:51,439 --> 01:36:54,960
Speaker 2: call someone very attractive and then deny that you're attracted

1903
01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:55,280
Speaker 2: to them?

1904
01:36:56,120 --> 01:36:58,320
Speaker 3: I don't know how to explain it. But there's people

1905
01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:03,200
Speaker 3: I recognize. How about this Jimmy Garoppolo, most attractive man

1906
01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:06,760
Speaker 3: on the planet. Given the opportunity to have sex with him,

1907
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:10,360
Speaker 3: I would not pass up that opportunity, all right, So yeah,

1908
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:11,000
Speaker 3: I'm in big trouble.

1909
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:14,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, he's going to factor into our

1910
01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:17,439
Speaker 2: conversation later when we talk sports with Randy Shaver and

1911
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:21,000
Speaker 2: Brad Ryder that Jimmy Garoppolo. So dude is doing donuts

1912
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:24,880
Speaker 2: in his Chevrolet Corvette. He's got his date in the

1913
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:28,760
Speaker 2: passenger seat. It's a first date. Dude with the vet

1914
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:32,360
Speaker 2: is a twenty eight year old by the name of Landen,

1915
01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:35,920
Speaker 2: and he and his hot date were just raising all

1916
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:39,839
Speaker 2: levels of hell in that church parking lot. A witness

1917
01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:45,160
Speaker 2: to the donut show said about Landen's ride, he said,

1918
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:48,439
Speaker 2: it sounded like a car that was completely hot rotted out,

1919
01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:54,640
Speaker 2: no mufflers, very very loud. That's cool, right, yeah, I

1920
01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:59,160
Speaker 2: love the loud vehicles. The smoke was so thick, they said,

1921
01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:03,599
Speaker 2: you could barely see the vehicle. Apparently, a local cop

1922
01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:08,519
Speaker 2: had watched Landon and his little cupcake girlfriend racing around

1923
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:12,360
Speaker 2: neighborhoods earlier in the evening. The cop followed him to

1924
01:38:12,479 --> 01:38:15,679
Speaker 2: that church parking lot. The cop watched the donuts show

1925
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:19,960
Speaker 2: before finally pulling up and putting a lid on Landon's

1926
01:38:20,439 --> 01:38:26,960
Speaker 2: little h drift racing silliness. Now, I'm not trying to

1927
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:31,840
Speaker 2: tell Landon what to do with his pecker, but I

1928
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:36,800
Speaker 2: think he should consider taking this gal out again. She

1929
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:39,240
Speaker 2: might be a keeper, it says here. When the local

1930
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:43,200
Speaker 2: cop started hollering at Landon about tearing up the church

1931
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:48,080
Speaker 2: parking lot, Landon's date took the blame. She said, it's

1932
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:53,040
Speaker 2: not his fault. Ossifer it's my fault. I asked him

1933
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 2: to do the donuts.

1934
01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:56,160
Speaker 3: And you know what, you can see it on his

1935
01:38:56,320 --> 01:38:58,519
Speaker 3: face in the mugshot, because he has the face of

1936
01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:01,280
Speaker 3: a man that says I'm gonna get some as soon

1937
01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:03,360
Speaker 3: as I post bail that.

1938
01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:06,280
Speaker 2: I've never seen a smile quite like that in a

1939
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:10,000
Speaker 2: mug shot. Landon was very He appeared to be very

1940
01:39:10,080 --> 01:39:13,360
Speaker 2: pleased with himself. I didn't see Landing like he.

1941
01:39:13,520 --> 01:39:15,120
Speaker 3: Just found out he was going to get some. Yeah,

1942
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:16,240
Speaker 3: that's that thing.

1943
01:39:17,080 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 6: He looks like a nice guy.

1944
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:20,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does try to have some fun.

1945
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:24,000
Speaker 2: He's got one of those eyes that kind of floats.

1946
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:29,639
Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, she took the heat for him. That's

1947
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:31,439
Speaker 2: kind of that's sexy.

1948
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:32,160
Speaker 6: They're meant to be.

1949
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:37,879
Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of sexy, I appreciate the text here. Somebody

1950
01:39:38,479 --> 01:39:41,680
Speaker 3: used AI to take our photo off the website and

1951
01:39:42,160 --> 01:39:43,760
Speaker 3: made me into a beautiful woman.

1952
01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:47,439
Speaker 2: Oh wow, can you see that? Gorgeous? Yeah?

1953
01:39:48,479 --> 01:39:49,639
Speaker 3: I should have been born a woman.

1954
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:52,400
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, they altered Dana also.

1955
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:55,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think sometimes that happens when you I tried

1956
01:39:55,760 --> 01:39:58,320
Speaker 3: to do that for a work photo and it made

1957
01:39:58,360 --> 01:40:01,120
Speaker 3: everyone monsters, except for the one person that I was

1958
01:40:01,520 --> 01:40:03,200
Speaker 3: trying to focus on. I don't really know how to

1959
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:03,400
Speaker 3: do it.

1960
01:40:03,520 --> 01:40:05,120
Speaker 2: This is gonna freak you out here in a minute,

1961
01:40:05,160 --> 01:40:09,280
Speaker 2: So explain this to me. Someone took our the picture

1962
01:40:09,320 --> 01:40:11,680
Speaker 2: of the four of us off our website, and what

1963
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:12,200
Speaker 2: did they do?

1964
01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:15,920
Speaker 3: I don't fully know how to do it. Well, I'm

1965
01:40:15,960 --> 01:40:18,240
Speaker 3: assuming they just put it in. Let's just say chat

1966
01:40:18,320 --> 01:40:22,200
Speaker 3: GPT and said, make that ugly guy into a beautiful woman.

1967
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:26,120
Speaker 3: And I'm quite striking in that Photoah you are.

1968
01:40:26,280 --> 01:40:29,320
Speaker 2: Let's replace our actual photo with this one because it

1969
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:30,960
Speaker 2: made me a hell of a lot more handsome.

1970
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:33,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're better looking too, even just a little bit handsome,

1971
01:40:33,520 --> 01:40:35,799
Speaker 5: because I'm not handsome at all. Like they really gussied

1972
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:36,160
Speaker 5: me up.

1973
01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:41,920
Speaker 2: Here, Lady Josh in this photo is a very attractive lady.

1974
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:44,559
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna f you up right now. You know who?

1975
01:40:44,640 --> 01:40:46,800
Speaker 2: She looks a hell of a lot like you know who,

1976
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:49,679
Speaker 2: Lady Josh looks a hell of a lot, Like who's

1977
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:52,439
Speaker 2: that that front desk gal here from years ago that

1978
01:40:52,520 --> 01:40:53,760
Speaker 2: you refuse to have sex with?

1979
01:40:54,479 --> 01:40:58,000
Speaker 3: Oh let me see, oh you know what I do?

1980
01:40:58,880 --> 01:41:03,880
Speaker 2: Yes, eh, Lady Josh, look at that looks like a

1981
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:07,000
Speaker 2: gal that used to work here that you had a

1982
01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:12,240
Speaker 2: fling with many years ago. It's one of our favorite stories.

1983
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:14,200
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite stories.

1984
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:14,840
Speaker 3: She was wild.

1985
01:41:15,400 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 2: She was I thought, such a pretty lady and a

1986
01:41:21,360 --> 01:41:23,200
Speaker 2: cool ass lady to hang out with.

1987
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:26,120
Speaker 3: Absolute and hilarious, very very funny.

1988
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:29,160
Speaker 2: Why she was drawn to you, I have no idea,

1989
01:41:29,280 --> 01:41:32,840
Speaker 2: nor do I One of the life's biggest mysteries, because

1990
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:36,680
Speaker 2: she was so wild and she maybe she's got a

1991
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:40,400
Speaker 2: thing for taming innocent little creatures, you know what I mean.

1992
01:41:40,479 --> 01:41:41,680
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, like that.

1993
01:41:41,880 --> 01:41:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she must have known through hanging out with

1994
01:41:46,040 --> 01:41:48,800
Speaker 2: us that you were a pretty straight lace sum bitch.

1995
01:41:49,080 --> 01:41:50,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we used to. We hung out with her

1996
01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:54,200
Speaker 3: every day. We would hang out front, and you know,

1997
01:41:54,360 --> 01:41:56,040
Speaker 3: she was entertaining us.

1998
01:41:56,120 --> 01:41:58,960
Speaker 2: Basically, she's drawn to Cubby, I think because she wanted

1999
01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:04,840
Speaker 2: to destroy your innocence. I thought for sure she was

2000
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:09,000
Speaker 2: gonna go for me, because she and I I think,

2001
01:42:09,080 --> 01:42:13,080
Speaker 2: were very much alike in our lifestyle. Right. Instead, she

2002
01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:17,160
Speaker 2: goes for Cubby, and most of you know the story.

2003
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:20,680
Speaker 2: The two of you start to dangle one night and

2004
01:42:20,840 --> 01:42:27,280
Speaker 2: she says, pull my f and hair, and Cubby says, sorry,

2005
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:28,280
Speaker 2: I can't do that.

2006
01:42:28,479 --> 01:42:30,040
Speaker 3: No, I can't do that at all.

2007
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:30,840
Speaker 2: So adorable.

2008
01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:34,000
Speaker 3: I couldn't when you told me, I gave it just

2009
01:42:34,120 --> 01:42:38,000
Speaker 3: that the tiniest of barely feel it.

2010
01:42:38,280 --> 01:42:43,880
Speaker 2: She's had more punishment delivered at the beauty shop what

2011
01:42:43,960 --> 01:42:45,880
Speaker 2: do they call it? The beauty parlor? Did I?

2012
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:48,559
Speaker 3: Did I ever mention this part that she also wanted

2013
01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:50,639
Speaker 3: me to take her against the wall?

2014
01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2015
01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:54,200
Speaker 3: Remember you mentioned I remember if I brought that up before.

2016
01:42:54,080 --> 01:42:57,280
Speaker 2: Her hair's taken a worse beating at the beauty parlor.

2017
01:42:57,360 --> 01:42:59,640
Speaker 2: What's what's the modern way to say salon, thank you

2018
01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:01,080
Speaker 2: and come up with what? Yeah?

2019
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:02,920
Speaker 3: If she were to brush her hair, it would be

2020
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:05,920
Speaker 3: more violent, right than what I did. And that was

2021
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:09,360
Speaker 3: after you know, really resisting for a while saying I

2022
01:43:09,479 --> 01:43:11,560
Speaker 3: can't injure a person.

2023
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:13,920
Speaker 2: When you first told me that story. I don't know

2024
01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:16,920
Speaker 2: what my face showed, but it was killing me on

2025
01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:21,080
Speaker 2: the inside because I would have I would have I

2026
01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:23,880
Speaker 2: would have plucked. I would have plucked every hair out

2027
01:43:23,920 --> 01:43:26,080
Speaker 2: of her skull. I would have done whatever she asked

2028
01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:28,599
Speaker 2: me to do. All right, all right?

2029
01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:31,559
Speaker 3: So the same person mentioned that sent in this gender

2030
01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:36,120
Speaker 3: bending photo. They said they use Google Gemini to create

2031
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:38,719
Speaker 3: the image, and they just set one of you, Dana.

2032
01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:42,280
Speaker 3: Oh no, you are a homely woman.

2033
01:43:42,760 --> 01:43:47,160
Speaker 6: You kind of look like Her name is Melissa Cathy? Yeah?

2034
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:47,800
Speaker 2: I do?

2035
01:43:48,240 --> 01:43:49,960
Speaker 6: You look like her a little bit? All right?

2036
01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:52,960
Speaker 2: While you're at it, whoever this person is, turn all

2037
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:56,040
Speaker 2: of us into the opposite sex and send it. Can

2038
01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:58,040
Speaker 2: I see what Dana looks like as a woman, So

2039
01:43:58,160 --> 01:44:01,160
Speaker 2: this same character the same, and you will turn Dana

2040
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:02,720
Speaker 2: into a lady? I love it.

2041
01:44:02,840 --> 01:44:05,559
Speaker 3: She has a beautiful smile, though, Or you do Dana?

2042
01:44:05,680 --> 01:44:06,280
Speaker 3: Lady Dana?

2043
01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:06,599
Speaker 2: Yeah?

2044
01:44:06,800 --> 01:44:08,880
Speaker 3: What would we call a girl named Dana?

2045
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:12,800
Speaker 5: Yeah? What's the boyman version of this name? I look

2046
01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:14,919
Speaker 5: like a hell of a first basement in softball?

2047
01:44:17,439 --> 01:44:17,640
Speaker 2: You do?

2048
01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:20,320
Speaker 3: You do? You nailed it?

2049
01:44:21,640 --> 01:44:23,760
Speaker 6: I was drinking coffee data. You can't do that.

2050
01:44:23,920 --> 01:44:27,960
Speaker 2: She's already spilled it once, all right, we you know,

2051
01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:30,360
Speaker 2: we apologize because we know a lot of us can't

2052
01:44:30,400 --> 01:44:32,599
Speaker 2: see this, but we'll get Can we put this stuff

2053
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:33,439
Speaker 2: up on our website?

2054
01:44:33,680 --> 01:44:33,880
Speaker 7: Yeah?

2055
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:34,680
Speaker 6: Absolutely?

2056
01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:37,880
Speaker 3: Da rules against using AI around her.

2057
01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:38,560
Speaker 2: That I know of.

2058
01:44:38,720 --> 01:44:39,799
Speaker 6: You think they would tell.

2059
01:44:39,680 --> 01:44:43,240
Speaker 2: Me by no means, by no means, did this listener

2060
01:44:43,360 --> 01:44:48,400
Speaker 2: turn you into an ugly woman? You know? You kind

2061
01:44:48,439 --> 01:44:52,280
Speaker 2: of look like a frat boy's last resort. Yeah? Like

2062
01:44:52,439 --> 01:44:54,760
Speaker 2: two thirty three o'clock in the morning.

2063
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:55,960
Speaker 6: She'll do.

2064
01:45:00,000 --> 01:45:01,720
Speaker 5: And I can say that because I've been that. I've

2065
01:45:01,760 --> 01:45:03,360
Speaker 5: been the male version of that last resort.

2066
01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:06,679
Speaker 3: I've never been a first or last resort.

2067
01:45:06,840 --> 01:45:08,640
Speaker 2: Or the gal just kind of pushes you down on

2068
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:10,320
Speaker 2: the couch and says, yeah, you'll do.

2069
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:13,280
Speaker 3: I do remember the waiting game, though, like I just

2070
01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:15,599
Speaker 3: got to wait the rest of these guys out. Maybe

2071
01:45:15,680 --> 01:45:16,360
Speaker 3: I have a chance.

2072
01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:18,200
Speaker 2: Sure, Or the gal just kind of looks at you

2073
01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:21,320
Speaker 2: and says, get the pants off, let's let's get this

2074
01:45:21,479 --> 01:45:24,720
Speaker 2: over with. I'm looking forward to this now. So if

2075
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:27,879
Speaker 2: you have the time, thank you so much for the comedy.

2076
01:45:28,160 --> 01:45:31,559
Speaker 2: This listener is gonna now turn who am I, Nick,

2077
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:36,760
Speaker 2: Me and Ashley into the opposite sex well, and we'll

2078
01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:40,519
Speaker 2: see what the results end up being.

2079
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:43,000
Speaker 3: I wonder what you look like as a guy, Ashley.

2080
01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:43,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm excited.

2081
01:45:43,960 --> 01:45:45,320
Speaker 3: I mean, you might look really cool.

2082
01:45:45,560 --> 01:45:48,120
Speaker 6: Actually, I hope, so I'm nervous.

2083
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:51,880
Speaker 2: I'm just excited. I'm imagining maybe when this listener turns

2084
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:54,240
Speaker 2: me into a woman. I'm just excited to have a

2085
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:57,920
Speaker 2: full head of hair. Yeah, definitely, I haven't had that

2086
01:45:58,080 --> 01:46:01,559
Speaker 2: since nineteen ninety go with the I don't know six

2087
01:46:02,800 --> 01:46:07,120
Speaker 2: all right holler at me. When Ashley and I are transformed.

2088
01:46:10,080 --> 01:46:14,240
Speaker 2: We're still talking about parking lots here now in our

2089
01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:16,920
Speaker 2: stupid news report. Some folks go right ahead and play

2090
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:18,680
Speaker 2: with themselves in parking lots, don't they.

2091
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:20,120
Speaker 3: I've heard that before.

2092
01:46:20,160 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 2: I know some of is in our listing audience have

2093
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:26,760
Speaker 2: probably jacked or jilled in a damn parking lot.

2094
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:29,880
Speaker 3: Never never tried that in a vehicle, anyone here.

2095
01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:34,320
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. No, no, Now, some folks find a partner

2096
01:46:35,840 --> 01:46:41,840
Speaker 2: instead of a solo show. See now this here story.

2097
01:46:42,160 --> 01:46:44,800
Speaker 2: I know where this is going to go, and I'm

2098
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:48,439
Speaker 2: apprehensive to begin the story because one or two of

2099
01:46:48,520 --> 01:46:51,640
Speaker 2: you is is going to go the easy route and

2100
01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:54,040
Speaker 2: make fun of one of my favorite restaurants. But I'm

2101
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:59,880
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead anyway. In Maryland, a guy gal couple

2102
01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:04,759
Speaker 2: went to jail for slamming uglies in their motor vehicle

2103
01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:08,759
Speaker 2: in the parking lot of their local Applebee's restaurant.

2104
01:47:09,080 --> 01:47:13,960
Speaker 3: Who would rip Applebee's? Yeah, I don't know if i've

2105
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:16,120
Speaker 3: ever well, I guess I've heard a nickname for it,

2106
01:47:16,160 --> 01:47:17,320
Speaker 3: but I don't think they even meant it.

2107
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:19,240
Speaker 2: No, I didn't mean you people.

2108
01:47:19,960 --> 01:47:22,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there are those snobs out there, they're like, oh,

2109
01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:27,000
Speaker 4: a chain restaurant, they could they just got Microa's back there.

2110
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:29,519
Speaker 5: There's heating up frozen food. Yeah, and it's delicious.

2111
01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:33,479
Speaker 2: Shot. I know a few people, do you really? Yeah?

2112
01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:40,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, especially you foodies. You'd be surprised, Josh, when

2113
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:43,519
Speaker 2: you look at my friend group. Not an attractive bunch,

2114
01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:53,560
Speaker 2: not snobby in their wardrobe.

2115
01:47:54,439 --> 01:47:56,439
Speaker 3: There's a couple of lookers in that group. Oh, give

2116
01:47:56,479 --> 01:48:02,519
Speaker 3: me a break, Curtis House. What's that face you? You

2117
01:48:02,600 --> 01:48:04,840
Speaker 3: don't think that they're attractive?

2118
01:48:05,080 --> 01:48:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

2119
01:48:05,439 --> 01:48:11,519
Speaker 3: Here I go again with that word run in another word, Ashley,

2120
01:48:11,560 --> 01:48:13,680
Speaker 3: Will you write me a list of alternatives to use

2121
01:48:13,720 --> 01:48:15,200
Speaker 3: where I don't get myself in trouble?

2122
01:48:15,280 --> 01:48:15,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can do that.

2123
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:20,320
Speaker 2: You're attracted to your friend's wife, that you're.

2124
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:22,080
Speaker 3: Attracted she's a good looking person.

2125
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:23,599
Speaker 2: So two of my guy friends.

2126
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:28,840
Speaker 3: I enjoy their company and their aesthetics. You're a troubled character, apparently, so,

2127
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:31,080
Speaker 3: but I like Applebee's.

2128
01:48:31,479 --> 01:48:33,680
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know it by looking at some of my

2129
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:39,600
Speaker 2: pals with the way they operate, their background, all of that.

2130
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:45,560
Speaker 2: But a couple of them are friggin food snobs. Food snobs,

2131
01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:49,719
Speaker 2: and they roll their eyes at the thought of going

2132
01:48:49,840 --> 01:48:53,200
Speaker 2: to Applebee's. All Applebee's has ever done for me personally

2133
01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:56,400
Speaker 2: is dumped a delicious meal into my arrogant yap. And

2134
01:48:56,479 --> 01:48:59,240
Speaker 2: all they asked for in return, Josh, was a fair price.

2135
01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:00,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.

2136
01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:02,280
Speaker 6: They are decently priced.

2137
01:49:02,560 --> 01:49:04,960
Speaker 5: Are those people that hate the chain restaurants? It's snobs.

2138
01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:06,640
Speaker 4: It reminds me of the time I was dating a

2139
01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:08,880
Speaker 4: girl and we got done with the movie and we

2140
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:10,920
Speaker 4: wanted to bite to eat, and I suggested, Hey, well,

2141
01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:13,280
Speaker 4: Perkins is open twenty four hours, let's hit a Perkins.

2142
01:49:13,360 --> 01:49:17,519
Speaker 5: She goes, you Perkins is for poor people. Oh my god,

2143
01:49:18,360 --> 01:49:20,920
Speaker 5: And I go, well, do you know who you're dating?

2144
01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:27,040
Speaker 2: I like the place. So anyways, someone called the police

2145
01:49:27,120 --> 01:49:29,640
Speaker 2: when they saw this couple getting it smooth on in

2146
01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:34,479
Speaker 2: the Applebee's parking lot. Word is now picture of this.

2147
01:49:35,240 --> 01:49:39,280
Speaker 2: The gal had her feet pressed up against the back window,

2148
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:42,080
Speaker 2: despite the fact that she was sitting in the front seat.

2149
01:49:42,960 --> 01:49:44,559
Speaker 2: It was a full on pile driver.

2150
01:49:45,080 --> 01:49:46,720
Speaker 3: Oh impressive.

2151
01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:53,000
Speaker 2: Pile driver. The story tells me her name is Kanesha.

2152
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:58,960
Speaker 2: His name is James. Kanesha is thirty five, James is

2153
01:49:59,240 --> 01:49:59,840
Speaker 2: fifty eight.

2154
01:50:03,720 --> 01:50:04,479
Speaker 6: That's a gap.

2155
01:50:05,600 --> 01:50:07,519
Speaker 2: Here's a guy that knows how to take care of business.

2156
01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:11,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if there's a this was transactional in

2157
01:50:11,320 --> 01:50:11,720
Speaker 3: some way.

2158
01:50:11,880 --> 01:50:14,400
Speaker 6: She gets an appetizer. A applebe is.

2159
01:50:16,000 --> 01:50:19,120
Speaker 2: Not an entree to go ahead, James get some.

2160
01:50:20,160 --> 01:50:22,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, she gets a burger and a margarita or something.

2161
01:50:22,920 --> 01:50:26,960
Speaker 2: They were both charged with indecent exposure disorderly conduct. Just

2162
01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:29,320
Speaker 2: when you think this story couldn't get any more, laser

2163
01:50:29,439 --> 01:50:34,000
Speaker 2: Hot says here it's not known if the two of

2164
01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:37,000
Speaker 2: them even knew each other prior to what they call

2165
01:50:39,280 --> 01:50:42,680
Speaker 2: the incident, So James might have closed this deal right

2166
01:50:42,760 --> 01:50:46,400
Speaker 2: there in the restaurant. The sum bitch cleaned out a

2167
01:50:48,320 --> 01:50:51,800
Speaker 2: bourbon street bowl or whatever, and then he quickly negotiated

2168
01:50:51,840 --> 01:50:56,320
Speaker 2: this parking lot fold off with Kenisha with shrimp carcass

2169
01:50:56,400 --> 01:51:02,360
Speaker 2: still stuck between his teeth. That's legendary, Josh. One minute

2170
01:51:02,600 --> 01:51:09,360
Speaker 2: he's licking a plate, the next minute he's, uh, all right,

2171
01:51:09,520 --> 01:51:12,840
Speaker 2: just for fun, just for fun. I'm gonna go ahead

2172
01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:17,160
Speaker 2: and tell you that in the state of Maryland, disorderly

2173
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:22,080
Speaker 2: conduct charges generally stem from the following. Okay, if you

2174
01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:26,160
Speaker 2: want to get a disorderly conduct charge in Maryland, my

2175
01:51:26,240 --> 01:51:28,360
Speaker 2: buddy House, who Josh is attracted.

2176
01:51:28,000 --> 01:51:31,240
Speaker 3: To he said it good looking gentleal lived in.

2177
01:51:31,360 --> 01:51:33,760
Speaker 2: Maryland for a while. That kind of brings the whole thing.

2178
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:35,320
Speaker 3: Anyway, handsome, muscular.

2179
01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:43,360
Speaker 2: Common examples of disorderly conduct in Maryland include public intoxication,

2180
01:51:44,920 --> 01:51:51,800
Speaker 2: public fighting, bar fights, throwing your own poop hm, or

2181
01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:57,679
Speaker 2: engaging in excessively loud or disruptive behavior. In the case

2182
01:51:57,680 --> 01:52:02,160
Speaker 2: of Kanisha and James, disorderly conduct can also include penetrating

2183
01:52:02,240 --> 01:52:07,960
Speaker 2: each other in a public parking lot. Oh and this too.

2184
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:13,680
Speaker 2: Maryland law defines indecent exposure as now listen closely to this.

2185
01:52:14,479 --> 01:52:19,200
Speaker 2: Indecent exposure is when someone intentionally exposes their genitals in

2186
01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:23,440
Speaker 2: a public place or to someone that would not typically

2187
01:52:23,680 --> 01:52:28,839
Speaker 2: see their genitals Josh, who quote typically sees your genitals?

2188
01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:32,600
Speaker 3: I mean not even myself. Really, nobody sees it.

2189
01:52:32,760 --> 01:52:35,400
Speaker 2: Probably just your wife, your doctor, and whoever's jogging on

2190
01:52:35,479 --> 01:52:37,960
Speaker 2: that heavily wooded running trail in your neighborhood by the

2191
01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:42,720
Speaker 2: doctor for sure, Yeah, all right. In closing, examples of

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01:52:42,800 --> 01:52:49,959
Speaker 2: indecent exposure in Maryland include public urination or defecation, flashing, streaking,

2193
01:52:50,479 --> 01:52:55,719
Speaker 2: eating your own poop again, masturbation in public, or mooning.

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01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:00,960
Speaker 4: I kinda say like moony' is a lost art these days,

2195
01:53:00,960 --> 01:53:02,640
Speaker 4: you don't hear or see about it all that out there.

2196
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:04,519
Speaker 3: It kind of seemed to be a thing for a while.

2197
01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:06,680
Speaker 3: You know, maybe it is, and you know, I'm not

2198
01:53:06,760 --> 01:53:08,880
Speaker 3: hanging out with teenagers like I did when I was

2199
01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:11,080
Speaker 3: a teenage a good but for a while it was

2200
01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:11,920
Speaker 3: kind of a thing.

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01:53:13,640 --> 01:53:17,040
Speaker 6: The listener that made us into the opposite sex has

2202
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:20,040
Speaker 6: finished the job. You guys want to check those out.

2203
01:53:20,560 --> 01:53:25,080
Speaker 3: I saw Nick and he kind of or she a nicole,

2204
01:53:26,040 --> 01:53:28,479
Speaker 3: kind of looks like she could out drink most guys

2205
01:53:28,520 --> 01:53:29,320
Speaker 3: at an Applebee's.

2206
01:53:30,120 --> 01:53:32,800
Speaker 6: I'd have to agree. I'm a gorgeous Okay, I.

2207
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:34,479
Speaker 2: Have no access to this stuff.

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01:53:34,560 --> 01:53:37,880
Speaker 6: Show I didn't see you, all right, let me I'm

2209
01:53:37,920 --> 01:53:38,439
Speaker 6: gonna show you.

2210
01:53:39,080 --> 01:53:39,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know what?

2211
01:53:39,960 --> 01:53:40,439
Speaker 2: You look like?

2212
01:53:40,560 --> 01:53:45,519
Speaker 3: You could play bass and nickelback Ashley, Yeah, definitely, all.

2213
01:53:45,520 --> 01:53:47,880
Speaker 2: Right, thank you to this. This is me who has

2214
01:53:48,000 --> 01:53:51,080
Speaker 2: transformed us into the opposite sex.

2215
01:53:52,160 --> 01:53:53,960
Speaker 3: I told you guys, I make a pretty woman.

2216
01:53:54,840 --> 01:53:55,320
Speaker 6: Yeah you do.

2217
01:53:55,880 --> 01:53:56,760
Speaker 3: But Nick's the same.

2218
01:53:57,040 --> 01:54:00,200
Speaker 2: I haven't seen myself yet, Ashley, Yeah, you're all right.

2219
01:54:00,280 --> 01:54:05,680
Speaker 2: Josh kind of looks like just your typical thirty year

2220
01:54:05,760 --> 01:54:06,200
Speaker 2: old guy.

2221
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, normal dude.

2222
01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:10,639
Speaker 2: Here, you've got a beard. He's got a nice hairdoo.

2223
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:15,640
Speaker 6: There you are gorgeous hair on you. Nick, just the

2224
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:17,200
Speaker 6: beautiful head of hair.

2225
01:54:17,360 --> 01:54:19,400
Speaker 3: Oh, where's the nick one that when I have. He's

2226
01:54:19,479 --> 01:54:21,320
Speaker 3: the only one that didn't change.

2227
01:54:21,320 --> 01:54:23,599
Speaker 6: It's it's on the top of that. It's the girl

2228
01:54:23,680 --> 01:54:25,760
Speaker 6: with the Ham's hat. She has brown hair.

2229
01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:29,559
Speaker 2: Ashley as a dude is oh yeah, very handsome. Now

2230
01:54:29,640 --> 01:54:33,000
Speaker 2: this is I don't I don't understand this AI, because

2231
01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:38,880
Speaker 2: this woman, Nicole, as Josh has labeled me, is way

2232
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:42,960
Speaker 2: prettier than I should be as a woe.

2233
01:54:43,040 --> 01:54:46,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, AI is nice to you. I one time, I

2234
01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:49,320
Speaker 6: can't remember what I used it for, but they asked

2235
01:54:49,440 --> 01:54:52,920
Speaker 6: if I wanted I said, like, make it look more realistic,

2236
01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:54,760
Speaker 6: and they were like, oh, you don't want it like

2237
01:54:54,880 --> 01:54:57,760
Speaker 6: polished and pretty, we'll take that off or whatever. So

2238
01:54:57,840 --> 01:54:59,480
Speaker 6: I think they usually try to make it look a

2239
01:54:59,480 --> 01:54:59,960
Speaker 6: little bit better.

2240
01:55:00,240 --> 01:55:03,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So they made us all way prettier than we

2241
01:55:03,280 --> 01:55:08,240
Speaker 2: probably would be. Certainly me, there's no way that because

2242
01:55:08,280 --> 01:55:11,600
Speaker 2: that woman doesn't share any similar features with me at all.

2243
01:55:12,360 --> 01:55:17,360
Speaker 2: She has perfect teeth, She's beautiful Nicole. All right, thanks

2244
01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:19,360
Speaker 2: player whoever that was out.

2245
01:55:19,240 --> 01:55:23,320
Speaker 3: There, Holy cow gosh, I want to have sex with myself.

2246
01:55:23,480 --> 01:55:26,400
Speaker 3: Red butcher. Jesus just sent and in another photo of

2247
01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:29,280
Speaker 3: me as an ai woman. Yeah, this is the only

2248
01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:33,040
Speaker 3: talent I have is looking hot as a fat woman.

2249
01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:35,400
Speaker 2: That looks exactly like what they made me to be.

2250
01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:39,640
Speaker 3: Oh, no it doesn't. It's quite a bit different. Well, yeah,

2251
01:55:39,720 --> 01:55:41,960
Speaker 3: the pictures out there, you go, you've got it from

2252
01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:44,560
Speaker 3: a distance. Maybe it does similar hair, but yeah, it

2253
01:55:44,680 --> 01:55:45,640
Speaker 3: looks a lot different.

2254
01:55:46,320 --> 01:55:48,800
Speaker 6: She looks like she's an FBI agent. The way she's dressed.

2255
01:55:50,280 --> 01:55:53,360
Speaker 2: We've never looked so good, every last one of us.

2256
01:55:55,320 --> 01:55:56,880
Speaker 2: All Right, what kind of time are we looking at?

2257
01:55:56,920 --> 01:55:58,400
Speaker 2: Can I get through this one? I think I can.

2258
01:56:00,280 --> 01:56:04,760
Speaker 2: This is a fresh one for me. I've never heard

2259
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:08,680
Speaker 2: of something like this. I guess that's what makes the

2260
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:12,680
Speaker 2: stupid news so much fun. It gives us a look

2261
01:56:12,760 --> 01:56:18,520
Speaker 2: into an entirely different world. There are people who do things,

2262
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:22,440
Speaker 2: people who have ideas that would never enter my mind ever.

2263
01:56:23,280 --> 01:56:27,400
Speaker 2: And here's one again this southeastern United States. A dude

2264
01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:29,840
Speaker 2: was trying to blow his lips off. At least I

2265
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:31,560
Speaker 2: think that's what he was trying to do. But again,

2266
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:34,080
Speaker 2: I don't think like this. I've never heard of anything

2267
01:56:34,200 --> 01:56:38,240
Speaker 2: like this. Filthy looking dude was acting unhinged at a mall.

2268
01:56:40,680 --> 01:56:44,560
Speaker 2: In the end, they found out his name is Hugh. Hugh.

2269
01:56:46,120 --> 01:56:50,400
Speaker 2: Dude looks terrible. His beard looks like a bird's nest. Anyway,

2270
01:56:50,480 --> 01:56:54,360
Speaker 2: he got caught shoplifting and then he starts with the

2271
01:56:54,480 --> 01:56:57,080
Speaker 2: curse and and swearing at everybody that crosses his path.

2272
01:56:57,560 --> 01:57:00,560
Speaker 2: The cops told him to take a friggin walk. And

2273
01:57:00,760 --> 01:57:04,960
Speaker 2: now this gets much darker and more bizarre. Hugh walks away.

2274
01:57:05,080 --> 01:57:08,600
Speaker 2: He's still cursing and screaming like a child. He walks

2275
01:57:08,720 --> 01:57:15,960
Speaker 2: over to the nearby Panera restaurant. Cops followed Hugh over

2276
01:57:16,080 --> 01:57:21,200
Speaker 2: to Panera. Hugh went into the men's john. The cops

2277
01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:23,879
Speaker 2: saw that he had sat down in one of the stalls.

2278
01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:26,400
Speaker 2: They thought maybe he had gone in there to smoke

2279
01:57:26,480 --> 01:57:29,720
Speaker 2: some drugs. They heard the sound of a cigarette lighter

2280
01:57:29,880 --> 01:57:32,240
Speaker 2: snapping up and down like they do. But when the

2281
01:57:32,280 --> 01:57:35,760
Speaker 2: cops cracked open the door of the stall, Hugh was

2282
01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:40,440
Speaker 2: trying to light a friggin shotgun slug that he had

2283
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:49,640
Speaker 2: in his mouth. What what the balls are you doing? Son? Uh?

2284
01:57:49,880 --> 01:57:54,360
Speaker 2: Trying to make the slug fire? So was he trying

2285
01:57:54,400 --> 01:57:57,600
Speaker 2: to fire it? Into his own yap. Was he trying

2286
01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:01,160
Speaker 2: to get it to fire outwards at the cop? I

2287
01:58:01,280 --> 01:58:04,440
Speaker 2: have no idea either way. If it worked, he was

2288
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:06,720
Speaker 2: likely going to blow his face all over the walls

2289
01:58:06,760 --> 01:58:12,440
Speaker 2: of that bathroom. The cops slapped the slug out of

2290
01:58:12,520 --> 01:58:14,760
Speaker 2: his mouth hole like a parent would do if their

2291
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:17,200
Speaker 2: child had a cigarette, and they did. The cops slapped

2292
01:58:17,240 --> 01:58:19,600
Speaker 2: it out of his mouth. They took him away, hopefully

2293
01:58:19,720 --> 01:58:23,560
Speaker 2: far away, because this dude scares me, Hugh, he does.

2294
01:58:26,920 --> 01:58:29,680
Speaker 2: And there was some talk of mental health assistance for

2295
01:58:29,920 --> 01:58:32,760
Speaker 2: Hugh here at the end of the idea. And again,

2296
01:58:32,800 --> 01:58:34,560
Speaker 2: I can get you through the address if you like,

2297
01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:39,440
Speaker 2: but there's a conversation here about mental health assistance. Yeah.

2298
01:58:39,480 --> 01:58:42,920
Speaker 3: I think he could probably use talking to somebody to listen.

2299
01:58:43,200 --> 01:58:44,920
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of anything like that in your life?

2300
01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:48,480
Speaker 3: No, it's news to me. I did hear about something

2301
01:58:48,600 --> 01:58:51,760
Speaker 3: terrible that happened in a Panera bathroom? Wants a friend

2302
01:58:51,800 --> 01:58:55,400
Speaker 3: of mine admitted he did something, He committed an act

2303
01:58:57,040 --> 01:59:00,360
Speaker 3: with himself in a Panera bathroom, gave him himself a

2304
01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:05,480
Speaker 3: little humper nickel there at the Panera humper nickel. What

2305
01:59:05,640 --> 01:59:08,080
Speaker 3: the hell he said it was? He just had to

2306
01:59:08,960 --> 01:59:12,840
Speaker 3: it was an emergency at Panera. At Panera? Is this

2307
01:59:13,320 --> 01:59:14,640
Speaker 3: like a family place?

2308
01:59:15,120 --> 01:59:16,960
Speaker 2: Is this the guy with the attractive wife?

2309
01:59:17,480 --> 01:59:18,080
Speaker 3: Different guy?

2310
01:59:18,560 --> 01:59:20,600
Speaker 2: Is this the guy friend of yours? That all he

2311
01:59:20,720 --> 01:59:22,800
Speaker 2: ever wants to do with you was talk about sex?

2312
01:59:22,960 --> 01:59:23,600
Speaker 3: Different guy?

2313
01:59:24,880 --> 01:59:28,600
Speaker 5: Different guy, cranking and panero at Panera, but with.

2314
01:59:28,680 --> 01:59:33,160
Speaker 4: The with the smell of soup and bread, you know's Yeah,

2315
01:59:33,760 --> 01:59:35,839
Speaker 4: anytime I go there, a bunch of old people having coffee.

2316
01:59:36,240 --> 01:59:37,960
Speaker 5: He's in there whiling away at himself.

2317
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said. It didn't take too long.

2318
01:59:39,800 --> 01:59:40,480
Speaker 2: It's terrible.

2319
01:59:40,480 --> 01:59:44,880
Speaker 3: To its terrible, he said. You know, it's like, you

2320
01:59:45,000 --> 01:59:47,040
Speaker 3: know how like some people have a code brown. This

2321
01:59:47,240 --> 01:59:49,560
Speaker 3: was a code you know, pick a pick of color here.

2322
01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:51,120
Speaker 3: He had to get it going.

2323
01:59:53,160 --> 01:59:54,520
Speaker 5: I'm never gonna feel comfortable.

2324
01:59:55,680 --> 01:59:58,560
Speaker 3: Well, I certainly tainted Panera for me a little bit.

2325
01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:00,600
Speaker 5: And he's sitting there like, is there somebody masturbayed in

2326
02:00:00,720 --> 02:00:01,600
Speaker 5: that bathroom right now?

2327
02:00:02,480 --> 02:00:03,520
Speaker 3: What the hell is wrong with you?

2328
02:00:03,680 --> 02:00:03,920
Speaker 2: Josh?

2329
02:00:04,040 --> 02:00:04,560
Speaker 3: What did I do