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Speaker 1: It's Gorman in the Morning with Fletcher and Writer. Now

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Speaker 1: ninety two kqrs.

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Speaker 2: Gorman in the Morning, Minnesota is ninety two kqrs. Good

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Speaker 2: Tuesday morning, Jean vier Va. I think that's French for

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Speaker 2: January twentieth. If it's not, screw you France. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: ready to rock. I'm here with Paul Fletcher. Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready reader lap dances, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, honest, say that one in French because I don't

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Speaker 3: lap dance.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, U Charon, that sounds made That sounded made up.

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Speaker 3: Patria, sounds like some French worth learning.

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Speaker 2: Vive levon, vive levon, vive levon di vere. That's the

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Speaker 2: first line of jingle bells in French. Oh, that's just saying.

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Speaker 2: That's close enough to lapdands. We'll take. All I remember

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Speaker 2: is the songs they taught me in eighth grade about

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Speaker 2: the days of the week, the months of the year,

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Speaker 2: some Christmas carols, and the national anthem. Beyond that, it's

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Speaker 2: all nonsense. I'm feeling Minnesota, Paul Fletcher. Let's i've right in.

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Speaker 2: How about some headlines? Please? All right?

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Speaker 4: The Minnesota State Fair announced it will freeze ticket and

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Speaker 4: parking prices for the twenty twenty six State Fair. Okay,

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Speaker 4: that said prices have been raised almost every year. In fact,

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Speaker 4: last year they jumped two dollars, so maybe not too

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Speaker 4: much credit. State Fair also said there are plans for

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Speaker 4: just over twenty three million dollars in upgrades for twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty six.

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Speaker 3: We are just a mere two hundred and nineteen days

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Speaker 3: away from the opening of the Minnesota State Fair. Get excited.

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Speaker 2: I say this. I say this not to be funny.

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Speaker 2: The sad reality is it's gonna fly by. It'll be

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Speaker 2: five minutes, we'll be going. Hey, let's go to the fair.

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Speaker 2: What happened to the year?

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Speaker 3: Oh man? Yeah, I can taste the pickle beer all right?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: A northeast Minnesota man is recovering I think that's yeah.

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Speaker 4: Northeast Minneapolis or Minnesota man is recovering from injuries suffered

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Speaker 4: in an accidental shooting. The Saint Louis County Sheriff's Office

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Speaker 4: says a sixty seven year old making in I don't

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Speaker 4: know where that is man called nine one early Saturday

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Speaker 4: to report he accidentally shot himself in the leg. Oh,

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Speaker 4: deputy say. The man said he was awakened by a noise,

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Speaker 4: retrieved his cult forty five and shot himself when he

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Speaker 4: fell back asleep. He was taken to the hospital with

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Speaker 4: a non life threatening injury.

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Speaker 2: Guns are like cigarettes. Don't go to sleep with them. Yes,

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Speaker 2: this is.

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Speaker 3: Up in the Iron Range. This is by Virginia and

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Speaker 3: Evelis and that kind of crap. I don't know. You

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Speaker 3: are in Barren Moose territory. I would consider sleeping with

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Speaker 3: a weapon.

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Speaker 2: I would agree, and I would think that the social

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Speaker 2: protocols of that part of the state, as I understand

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Speaker 2: it is, how dare you call nine to one one?

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Speaker 2: Fix it yourself?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 2: Sorety of soft Cheese.

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Speaker 4: The indie focused music platform band Camp has announced a

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Speaker 4: strict new policy that bans music created wholly or largely

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Speaker 4: with generative AI. The move is part of the company's

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Speaker 4: a wider effort to reinforce its long standing mission of

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Speaker 4: supporting human musicians and preserving the creative connection between artists

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Speaker 4: and fans. Band Camp emphasized that its platform was built

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Speaker 4: on the belief that music is a deeply human art

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Speaker 4: form rooted in culture, community, and shared experience, not just

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Speaker 4: a digital product.

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Speaker 2: Okay, then I'll bet are.

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Speaker 3: You too familiar? With band Camp vaguely mister Ryder is

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Speaker 3: on band Camp and sells records from his basement record

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Speaker 3: label on band Camp and stuff like that. I don't

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Speaker 3: know that the robots are trying to break into band camp.

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Speaker 3: I think the real money is probably in the Spotify

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Speaker 3: and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, you know what it's you're You're never too

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Speaker 2: small to take a stand, Okay, and then stand up

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Speaker 2: and be accounted for band Camp right on.

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Speaker 4: This is where almost every new band goes to put

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Speaker 4: their music. Yeah, I've had a ton of music in

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Speaker 4: my previous works. I've had tons of music. That's where

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Speaker 4: it almost always comes from at first. So I think

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Speaker 4: even if they don't have a ton of ai to

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Speaker 4: deal with, it's good to just take a stand and

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Speaker 4: say this is who we're going to be. Some La

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Speaker 4: Rams players put cayenne pepper in their socks to keep

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Speaker 4: their feet warm for their game against the Bears last Sunday,

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Speaker 4: and apparently it does actually work. If you rub it

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Speaker 4: on your skin, it widens the blood fet vessels, helps

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Speaker 4: with blood flow and causes a warming sensation. However, too

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Speaker 4: much could cause a burning feeling instead of warming. Oh

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Speaker 4: and it will stain your socks.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we'll then forget it. We'll then forget it. That's

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Speaker 2: a perfectly good pair of white socks. Man oh man,

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Speaker 2: cayenne pepper on the feet.

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Speaker 3: I've never freaking heard of this. Maybe I don't need

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Speaker 3: to buy twenty five dollars socks.

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Speaker 2: Maybe not, just put a little season. I wonder if

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Speaker 2: just your good, old standard red pepper flakes will work.

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Speaker 2: I got those right now. Yeah, you know I got

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Speaker 2: those in my pote I know. I don't leave the

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Speaker 2: house without them, right.

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Speaker 4: The old bay I'll tell you what. I'm going to

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Speaker 4: be outside for a lengthy amount of time on Friday,

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Speaker 4: and it's supposed to be pretty chilly. Yeah, I will

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Speaker 4: take one for the team. I'll try it out and

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Speaker 4: report back.

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Speaker 2: You know what I used to do is I'd take

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Speaker 2: a bay leaf and put it behind each ear. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just want to see if anybody was paying attention. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 4: Fire crews and ski patrol rescued dozens of people who

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Speaker 4: were stranded on a stalled chair lift at loots In

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Speaker 4: on Saturday, as skiers and snowboarders were stuck on the

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Speaker 4: list for four plus hours. Whoa oh yeah, in freezing weather.

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Speaker 4: Among those stranded was Andrew Schultz, a Maple Grove resident

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Speaker 4: who was an avid's gear with a season pass at Loots,

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Speaker 4: and he had a bird's eye view of the rescue

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Speaker 4: from start to finish. The winds, he said, the winds

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Speaker 4: picked up substantially during a front while they were stranded,

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Speaker 4: moving through fifty five plus mile an hour winds caused

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Speaker 4: the lift issue and resulting stoppage.

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Speaker 2: Three hours in. I'd be just trying to calculate how

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Speaker 2: high off the ground I actually am. What might happen

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Speaker 2: if I just just dropped? How much powder is there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I think I'm only making it maybe like eighteen minutes,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, nobody has come in, might as

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Speaker 3: well just go for it.

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Speaker 2: Man. Apparently the last ones rescue were like five hours

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Speaker 2: or more. Oh no, that's a long time to be

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Speaker 2: not working up a sweat. Yeah, yeah, I was.

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Speaker 4: Authorities in Florida arrested an eighteen year old after he

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Speaker 4: was caught attempting a TikTok challenge that involved hiding overnight

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Speaker 4: inside a Walmart. Police say Isaac Hurley was discovered tucked

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Speaker 4: between dog beds in the closed store, all while live

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Speaker 4: streaming his so called twenty four hour challenge eight nine

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Speaker 4: one one collar tipped officers off when officers found him,

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Speaker 4: They say, Hurley admitted that he hoped to make some

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Speaker 4: money from TikTok views. His marathon stay didn't last long.

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Speaker 4: Employees still inside wrapping up their nightly tasks spotted him

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Speaker 4: before the night was over. Hurley is now facing a

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Speaker 4: felony burglary charge along with a theft count for allegedly

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Speaker 4: taking a sixteen dollars iPhone charger. He was released on

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Speaker 4: bond in order to stay away from Walmart.

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Speaker 3: Well, how's he going to charge his phone? I mean

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Speaker 3: the chargers right there.

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Speaker 4: You're going on a TikTok challenge where you expect to

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Speaker 4: make money, don't you think to pack your charger?

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Speaker 2: Jeez tool?

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Speaker 3: Okay, spoiler. I worked at Target and Burnsville in high school.

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Speaker 3: There were definitely people even though store was closed, who

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Speaker 3: were stocking overnight. Is he not prepared for this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Like he didn't think it through it all, did he? Well? Well, well,

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Speaker 2: you say the word TikTok challenge and immediately rational thought

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Speaker 4: I think writers said it best. You can't legally be

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Speaker 4: charged for being a moron.

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Speaker 2: Remember how innocent it was when we were all just planking. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: those are the days.

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Speaker 4: Huh uh, huh oh, that's funny.

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Speaker 2: Many of us are guilty of this.

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Speaker 4: As soon as you choose something on Netflix, you're immediately

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Speaker 4: scrolling your phone. Well, Matt Damon has recently said that

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Speaker 4: Netflix is aware of that, and many of us get

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Speaker 4: distracted by our phones, and so now they're adapting. Netflix

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Speaker 4: wants to adapt how they make movies. He said, quote,

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Speaker 4: can we get a big action scene in the first

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Speaker 4: five minutes? We want people to stay tuned in, and

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Speaker 4: it wouldn't be terrible if you reiterated the plot three

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Speaker 4: or four times in the dialogue. Because people are on

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Speaker 4: their phones, it's going to really start to infringe on

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Speaker 4: how we're telling stories.

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Speaker 3: Gonna start to I mean, and they're just stealing this

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Speaker 3: from radio. We've been doing this for decades and decades,

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Speaker 3: and it's not necessarily the phone. But yet we know

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Speaker 3: you're listening in your cars. We've got to repeat ourselves

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Speaker 3: and say things over and over again. We know it's

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Speaker 3: the first thing you hear when we get up, so

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Speaker 3: we're always telling you this is Gorman in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Many times a.

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Speaker 2: Day, very very true. Yeah, but we never claim to

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Speaker 2: be art, right. I think the whole thing's freaking annoying.

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Speaker 4: Like I don't like if I choose something to watch,

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Speaker 4: like that's my where my attention goes, Like, don't cater

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Speaker 2: It's old school.

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Speaker 3: This is an art to you, guys, thing.

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Speaker 2: That's not on Netflix. I would love nothing more than

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Speaker 2: if if you told me that there was a movie

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Speaker 2: theater that that had those pouches like a comedy shows

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Speaker 2: where all the phones had to go in. Yep, that's

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Speaker 2: you know. I would go over. That's where I would

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Speaker 2: see all my movies. I'm still love. I'm old, and

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Speaker 2: I love going into a movie theater and just going

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Speaker 2: off into another world for two yourself and even at home.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's still a thing. But but that said,

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Speaker 2: I there are shows, however, on Netflix and other where

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Speaker 2: I love them because I don't have to pay attention.

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Speaker 2: And it's okay to have both. I like Mexican food

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Speaker 2: and taco bell. See, it's okay to like both. All right,

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Speaker 2: fair enough, let's talk sports, shall we. The Minnesota Wild

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Speaker 2: and the maaple Leafs seven game home winning streak. Guys,

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Speaker 2: we need to play injured hockey a lot more often.

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Speaker 2: We have five regulars not playing and we're just unstoppable.

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Speaker 2: A six to three route last night, how about Marcus

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Speaker 2: Felino with a hattie. I love it so much, his

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Speaker 2: first ever hat trick in Toronto. Who's there but its Pop,

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Speaker 2: former NHL player himself. Yes, it's just fantasmic. Mean what

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Speaker 2: you get your first hat trick in front of the

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Speaker 2: old man? Come on, yeah, it's a it's a pretty

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Speaker 2: second best, second best, heartwarming family sports story of the night.

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Speaker 2: That's absolutely right.

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Speaker 4: And you know what, he's one of the, if not

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Speaker 4: the best dude in all of hockey.

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Speaker 2: So good for Moose, Tara Senko. That's why we do

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Speaker 2: it man, that's yeah, he was excited. Tarasenko had two

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Speaker 2: goals and assist. Ryan Hartman scored, capriz Off and Hughes

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Speaker 2: two assists a piece. Guphstis in twenty seven saves. Oh,

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Speaker 2: Quinn Hughes. Oh, the guy who has twenty points in

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Speaker 2: eighteen games, the fastest ever Wild player to twenty points.

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Speaker 2: He's kind of good. Yeah, no time to chill, guys.

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Speaker 2: January the twentieth. We all love the movies, you know,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, printed by Azzie freaking Osbourne.

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Speaker 2: just like, I got a word. Now, I got my

434
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Speaker 2: first favorite word.

435
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 3: The meaning makes so much sense with what ambiguous that

436
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,480
Speaker 3: it really does like they fit together. So wow.

437
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,240
Speaker 2: Sure there are so many great words like that. Ambiguous

438
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 2: is still very much a part of our lives. But

439
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 2: many many words have come and gone and I'm thinking,

440
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 2: you know what, let's just make a stand on a few,

441
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 2: a few great words you may not be familiar with,

442
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,680
Speaker 2: and they all make perfect sense, and they all would

443
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 2: we would have a lot our days would be easier

444
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 2: if we would bring certain words back into the lexicon

445
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 2: because they do so much work in and of themselves.

446
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 2: What do you got if you have a favorite word,

447
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say that you you we don't use

448
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,440
Speaker 2: enough anymore. Let me know. On the Luther west Side

449
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,440
Speaker 2: books so I can talk to text line six five

450
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 2: one nine eight nine rock. First word on my list.

451
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:30,400
Speaker 2: Take the word fudge and add an L fudgel. A fudgel.

452
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, this is like a like a like a

453
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 3: candy maker, but exclusively fudge.

454
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 2: It is not like someone who made a mistake. It

455
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 2: sounds like, okay, it is not that either. But but

456
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 2: but but let me say this. You know you know

457
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 2: plenty of fudgels. We all know all these words. You

458
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 2: will immediately have something come to mind a fudgel. To

459
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 2: fudgel is to pretend to work while actually doing nothing.

460
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I'm just fudgling. Fudgeling is pretending

461
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 2: to get work done. While you're just doing nothing.

462
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 3: Yes, it's Tuesday, so that means everybody needs to come

463
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: into our building on Tuesday not do any work from home.

464
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 2: Junk.

465
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Speaker 3: You will see a lot of fudgeling today.

466
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's fudgel HQ here today. You make the

467
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 2: mistake about it, for sure. Here's another one. I've I

468
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 2: love this word. Okay, g r ok. Groke. It's a

469
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 2: it's a it's a person. Is a groke? Look at

470
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 2: that groke? What are you doing you groke?

471
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 3: It's somebody whom is what it is? Oh, I was

472
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 3: gonna say broke, but like maybe something specific. No gasoline?

473
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Speaker 2: Wow? No, A grok is someone who stares at you

474
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 2: while you eat, hoping you'll share. Ah. Now there's a

475
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 2: groke in this building most days. His name's Chauncy. That's

476
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 2: a dog. However, we've all had that friend who, no

477
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 2: matter what you're eating, he's just like I couldn't help,

478
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 2: but notice you had a big submarine sandwich right over there.

479
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: I couldn't help. But notice you have an extra bowl

480
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Speaker 2: of pasta, You've got a few extra fries. There's always

481
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Speaker 2: one of those.

482
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Speaker 3: I'm sure I'm very much guilty of this. Saying that

483
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Speaker 3: I don't want anything to eat, but mister Ryder, I'm

484
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 3: gonna need a couple of those fries.

485
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: Oh well sure, yeah, yeah, of course you're groaking the

486
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 2: guy I am. Here's one of my favorites. Philo globalized

487
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Speaker 2: FILO p h I l O g r O b

488
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 2: I liized Philo globalized. That is, that's why we do it, man,

489
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 2: pretty close. Philo globalizing is when you are hungover but

490
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 2: refuse to admit you actually were drinking the night before

491
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 2: or everyone's morning zoom call. No, I don't know. I

492
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 2: think I'm coming down with something. There's a word for that,

493
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 2: and we've all done it countless times. No, I didn't

494
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: get dry. I was barely drinking last night. One more time,

495
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 2: Philo globalized. Can't we just say you're full of ass?

496
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,640
Speaker 2: Like that's better to have the word. Okay, come on, man,

497
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: don't stop philo globalizing. Admit you were drunk.

498
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 3: Yes, come on, I know you can't get the bloody Mary,

499
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 3: your fellow globalizing.

500
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 2: Put this damn thing up on the wall. All right,

501
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 2: we got there's a couple more six five, one, nine,

502
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 2: eight nine rock. Because you're Luther Westside volks so I

503
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: can talk in text line, no shortage of words coming

504
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 2: in strong Paul Fletcher.

505
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 4: No, there, surely, surely is not. Stephen in Apple Valley

506
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 4: says redunculous.

507
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 3: Actually, I don't know that ridculous ever made the Oxford

508
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 3: English Dictionary, but I feel that emotion.

509
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think we can still allow it. Big Lake,

510
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 4: Nate says, Kitty wampus, Okay.

511
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 3: Kitty, Yeah, one of my grandma's favorite.

512
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 4: You get sideways in something you're you know. Sarah just

513
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 4: simply says fickle, fickle, fickle fickle.

514
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 2: I mean, do you still hear fickle occasionally? But it's

515
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: a great word. Yeah.

516
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 3: Put fickle in feckless.

517
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 2: I like him. Oh, feckless is a big I love feckless.

518
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 4: Last, but not least, Papa Paul says, I'll raise Steve.

519
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 4: I'll raise your fudgel. I'll see, I'll call your fudgel

520
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 4: and raise you. Cudgel is a short, thick weapon.

521
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 2: Yes it is.

522
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 3: Uh sorry, is it like stabby or is it like

523
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 3: you're whacking somebody.

524
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: I think you're whacking somebody somebody. I feel more of

525
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 2: a blunt than a sharp. There we go. Make no mistake.

526
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: We are not on this we're not on the radio

527
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 2: this morning. Just twattling. Twaddling. I love gossipping idly about

528
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 2: unimportant things. Twaddling wattle.

529
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 3: I feel like this was the Urban Dictionary.

530
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: It would be very different twaddling. I like twattling. Can

531
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 2: I go with twattling? You have twaddling? The extra tea

532
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 2: in there's this twaddle to me? Twaddling. I I like

533
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: this one. We've all had in our lives at least

534
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 2: one time. A lands prisado a lance prisado l A

535
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: n s p r E s A d o A

536
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 2: lands persada somebody.

537
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 3: Who takes too many landscape pictures.

538
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 2: Wonderful suggestion, like no Ansel Adams who likes riding a

539
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 2: horse pretaining they're a cowboy, also a great suggestion. A

540
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 2: lance prisado is someone who always conveniently for them, shows

541
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 2: up with no money. I had a lance sparado in

542
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 2: d Cru. Sure we'd go to Buffalo Wild Wings every

543
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 2: Sunday to watch football. Yeah, a tab came at the end.

544
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 4: He would reach for his wallet, but he would do

545
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 4: it slower than everybody else.

546
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 2: You know the old line. If you don't know who

547
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 2: the land sparado is, it's you that's exactly right, make

548
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: no mistake about it. That's a good one. That's a

549
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 2: really good one. I had no idea I had a

550
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: Lance Sparado in my crew. This is a real obvious one,

551
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: almost And it's this is a real word. Slug abed.

552
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 2: A slug abed, slug abed, think about it. Let's make

553
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: slug abed.

554
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 3: It's a bad bug that we've exterminated.

555
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 2: Close slug abed someone who's lazy and slow to getting

556
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 2: out of bed. Bingo a person, a person who stays

557
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: in bed after the usual or proper time to get up.

558
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 2: A slug abed that known as me in the nineteen

559
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 2: eighties and the nineteen nineties, right, pretty much my entire life.

560
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: And then we had to have those damn kids. Yeah,

561
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 2: and the resentment grows to this day.

562
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: Have you turned back into a slug a bed? I

563
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 3: think maybe you have.

564
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 2: I have not. No, I wouldn't. I wish I could. Right,

565
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: you've got to. You've got a Chauncey Gorman that gets

566
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 2: you up at all hours of the morning and now

567
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 2: and now and now my all time favorite and and

568
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: you know, pot, let's call the kettle black. Shall we

569
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: an ultra crepidarian. I'm so sick of these ultra crepidarians. Okay,

570
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 2: somebody who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about.

571
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 4: Oh you mean called old radio baby or somebody on

572
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 4: social media.

573
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 2: That's it. Of course, I never thought of that. Someone

574
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about it.

575
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 2: Ultra crepidarian. We are living in an ultra crepidarius time.

576
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, we are keep them coming. There's a

577
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 2: lot of really good ones on the text line sixty

578
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: five one nine eight nine.

579
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: Rock Gorman in the Morning coming right back, Naughty two

580
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: kqrs streaming from Naughty two kqrs dot com. Gorman in

581
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: the Morning is ninety two kqrs.

582
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: So hey, it's time to give away some tickets, hopefully

583
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 2: to hang out with us. A week from this Friday,

584
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 2: that's January thirtieth, We're going to the Imagine Theaters out

585
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: in Plymouth. It's called Imagine Imagine Willow Creek, and we're

586
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 2: gonna go. We're gonna hang out and have a happy hour,

587
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 2: and then we're gonna sit back and watch Fargo. Oh

588
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 2: hell yeah, a little Corman in the Morning at the

589
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 2: movies And if you want to join us, you can,

590
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: but you got to get the tickets right here on

591
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, we got a few right now we

592
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: want to give away. We got a game called Wisconsin, Texas,

593
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 2: Florida or if you prefer what the WTF. Here's a

594
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: few stories for you we've put together, and then the

595
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: job is, we're gonna ask you to tell us what

596
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 2: state did all of these go down? And did this?

597
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: Did each story happen in Wisconsin? Was it Texas? Was

598
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: at Florida? It could be one of each, It could

599
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 2: be two and one, it could be all three from

600
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 2: the same state. WTF. That's the game.

601
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 3: Let's get to it, shall We Steves in charge this week?

602
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 3: So I'm stoked.

603
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 2: All right, here's your first story. Basically, you know, it's

604
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: just hard to find good help.

605
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 6: So new tonight, a woman arrested and accused of stealing

606
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 6: thousands of dollars from her employer. Regina Peacock is charged

607
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 6: with grand theft and organized fraud. A russ paper say

608
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 6: she was an office manager for a doctor's office, and

609
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 6: she's accused of making duplicate employee profiles in the payroll

610
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 6: system to get paid extra Between January of twenty eighteen.

611
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 6: In March of twenty twenty five, she allegedly paid herself

612
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 6: over five hundred thousand dollars. Peacock claims she was a

613
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 6: homeless woman for several years.

614
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: She claims she was helping a homeless woman for several years,

615
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 2: a woman who's now homeless named missus Peacock. Right, it's gonna.

616
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 4: Say that person was homeless, ain't homeless anymore after five

617
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars.

618
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: Holy smoke.

619
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 3: No, I should have been a game of clue. I

620
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 3: thought it was going to be her in the library.

621
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: With the rent exactly how many? I mean? I mean,

622
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 2: you know, the first time you get five grand, you're

623
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 2: probably like, all right, okay, pump the brakes, just take

624
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: it nice and easy. Next thing you know, you're five

625
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: hundred grand down the road. I don't know about you,

626
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 2: but most most doctor's offices, and this is not like

627
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: a you know, surgious surgical practice. It's just a doctor's office.

628
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 2: It's hard to hide a missing half a mill for long.

629
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 2: You just say it. You would think Missus Peacock out

630
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: over her skis. I think so okay. Our next story,

631
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 2: Our next story A very very different type of thing.

632
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: It does involve law enforcement, and it does involve tracking

633
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 2: down and escaped, not convict, but an EMU.

634
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 7: Interesting, I'm in pursuit of an EMU. I'm currently behind

635
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 7: the EU is running back south down in the middle

636
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Speaker 7: of the road. Come here, come come here, Come here,

637
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 7: come out, come here, some big old talons come here.

638
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 2: Is this where you live?

639
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 7: I'll be honest with you, I've never handcuffed an EMU

640
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 7: before worked, but they'll fit. Look look who's got you now?

641
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 3: Don't move?

642
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 2: Having fun with it?

643
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 8: Yeah?

644
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that one on.

645
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 2: Look at that.

646
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 7: I have a full set of cuffs on this. I

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Speaker 7: ain't going nowhere.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's a large bird. An escaped And of course

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Speaker 2: law enforcement is called, because who do you call when

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Speaker 2: you needed to track down an EMU and your hand

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Speaker 2: your handcuffman, throw them in the slammer. Apparently he was

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Speaker 2: safely the EMU was safely returned. Apparently no damage done. First,

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Speaker 2: that's pretty much. But but you know, it was a

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Speaker 2: bit of a last suit lasso, if you will. Handcuffs

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Speaker 2: were there to secure his legs in case you're wondering

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Speaker 2: where those were going. Yeah, there's a runaway. Yeah, that's

657
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Speaker 2: exactly what it was runaway, no charges filed. Everybody's okay,

658
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Speaker 2: just one of those good stories you like to hear, okay.

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Speaker 2: And then the last one is a part of the

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Speaker 2: world where a whole lot of people were reporting a

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Speaker 2: lot of nails in their tires, like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I ran over a nail today, I ran over nail today.

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Speaker 2: And then as it turns out this was not an accident.

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Speaker 6: Well, have you gotten a flat tire recently?

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Speaker 3: What if it wasn't an accident?

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Speaker 8: Kuty Sheriff's office, as someone has been spreading nails all

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Speaker 8: across a busy roadway because of a grudge against law enforcement.

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Speaker 8: Albert Gas spoke with some pretty angry neighbors and has

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Speaker 8: the latest.

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Speaker 2: County Sheriff's office says this was no accidents. This was

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Speaker 2: a man with a plan.

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Speaker 5: It's a sound drivers along the road have heard since

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Speaker 5: last September.

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Speaker 7: I would be highly surprised if there was under three

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Speaker 7: or four hundred victims when this is all said, and then.

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Speaker 5: A tire shops dream nail after nail after nail so

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Speaker 5: much News Channel Light viewers could not stop sending us pictures.

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Speaker 2: So that I had three nails the first day a

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Speaker 2: week later, another one or two, and it was about

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Speaker 2: a nail a week minimum.

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Speaker 5: Lauren Shrrip says her cleaning business is falling flat because

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Speaker 5: of multiple cancelations thanks to this man, fifty one year

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Speaker 5: old Felix arresting he's accused of dumping thousands of nails

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Speaker 5: in his neighborhood. The Kenny Sheriff's Office saying their investigation

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Speaker 5: into this sharpcase of criminal mischief began in September and

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Speaker 5: it's nowhere near over.

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Speaker 3: We've had three on my car and two on my husband's.

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Speaker 5: Neighbors are getting so deflated they picked up the pieces

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Speaker 5: themselves by the bagful in this area near the road.

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Speaker 2: Flat tire days became the new sick days. I had

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Speaker 2: to take personal days for going to the dealer.

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Speaker 5: The Hillsborough Kenny Sheriff's Office saying the final nail in

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Speaker 5: the coffin was surveillable.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 5: They tracked arresting, watched him scatter of this and found

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Speaker 5: him with a bucket of leftovers after he was arrested Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: Arrest he told deputies someone was following him and he

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Speaker 5: was frustrated with law enforcement. Let's just say the only

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Speaker 5: person feeling flat Tonight is arresty. He's facing numerous felony

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Speaker 5: and misdemeanor charges relating to twenty seven different reports reporting

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Speaker 5: him Tonight, Ryan Abergast eight on your side.

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Speaker 2: For him, man, he just couldn't get enough puns in

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Speaker 2: there to save his life. How about the way he

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Speaker 2: ended it on your side, I'd say he nailed it.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, there it was right there for the taken.

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Speaker 2: Let's see crazy story. If I'm resenting law enforcement and

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Speaker 2: I want to put a bunch of nails down, I'll

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Speaker 2: go to the cops parking lot. Maybe yeah, maybe not,

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Speaker 2: maybe maybe not just a street so everybody else gets

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00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 2: three and four flat tires over the course of a

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Speaker 2: few months. That's misplaced angst. That would piss me off.

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Speaker 2: All right, what stated these three things happened? We got

713
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Speaker 2: the office manager bilking the place for five hundred large,

714
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: we got a lost em you being apprehended by law enforcement,

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Speaker 2: and we've got a dude dropping nails all over a

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Speaker 2: road in his neighborhood. Serial nailist Dave from Minneapolis has

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Speaker 2: come up with the answers. Congrats to you, Dave. But

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Speaker 2: first things first, Ryder and Fletcher, the three stories we

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Speaker 2: shared First, there's the office manager em bezzling to the

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Speaker 2: tune of half a million dollars from her doctor's office,

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Speaker 2: messing with the payroll, said, oh, I was helping out

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Speaker 2: a homeless woman, which is herself because she is now homeless.

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Speaker 2: Well she's getting three squares a day. Ryder, Where did

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Speaker 2: this go down? Okay?

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Speaker 3: So I have been trying to get more money from

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Speaker 3: my employer by actually doing others people's work. I never

727
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 3: would have thought of actually just making them up and

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Speaker 3: taking their paychecks. So I'm gonna say not Wisconsin toss up.

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Speaker 3: I'm going with Florida, Fletcher.

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Speaker 4: I don't know doctor's office fraud. Maybe I've seen too

731
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Speaker 4: many documentaries, but it feels like Florida to me.

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Speaker 2: All right, Dave, what's the answer? Florida Ago? Yeah, well done? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: All right, then you've got the mistake. The escaped EMU.

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Speaker 2: Law enforcement comes in handcuffs the poor bastard's legs together,

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Speaker 2: but he's returned unharmed. No charges filed all as well. Rider.

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Speaker 3: I mean, clearly it's the Liberty Bibberty EMU or whatever.

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Speaker 3: And I'm pretty sure they're headquartered in Texas. So going

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Speaker 3: with Texas.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Fletcher, I didn't know they were headquartered in Texas,

740
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Speaker 2: but I just I don't know why, but EMU to

741
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 2: me just felt like Texas. Yeah, all that wide open space. Sure,

742
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:39,720
Speaker 2: what about it? Dave in Florida, that's right, that's right, sunning.

743
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 2: And then finally, finally we've got the miscreant with his

744
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 2: bag of nails, dropping nails all over a highway. Hundreds

745
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Speaker 2: if not thousands of flat tires later, he's arrested rider.

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Speaker 3: I'm just going with this as passive aggressive, not being

747
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 3: able to confront other people. I'm gonna say Wisconsin.

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Speaker 4: Fletcher, similar thought process for me, just kind of a

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Speaker 4: ding dong. Yeah, so I'm gonna say Wisconsin as well.

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Speaker 2: All right, Dave, lay it down, Come on that crazy

751
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Speaker 2: nail guys. Florida.

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Speaker 3: What's funny is Florida, Florida, Florida.

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Speaker 4: Just before I said Wisconsin, I was thinking, God, bet

754
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Speaker 4: he's going for the trifecta.

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00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 2: Man, I had a punch. It's what James Evan used

756
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: to say on good times when he was exasperated with

757
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: his wife. Florida, Florida, Florida. You know right, you know right?

758
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 2: We just went one for three, and that would put

759
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 2: us in the Baseball Hall of Fame, so we'll take it. Okay,

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00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 2: fair enough. Congrats Dave. We'll see you next Friday. Sit tight,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get your info. That's awesome for the rest

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Speaker 2: of you. Hang tight.

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Speaker 2: ago January eighteenth was the fortieth anniversary of the Replacements

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Speaker 2: on Saturday Night Live. Oh wow, which, boy, we're not

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Speaker 2: getting any younger, because that feels like an hour ago.

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Speaker 2: I remember, man, my anticipation. I couldn't like sleep the

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Speaker 2: night before that, knowing the Replacements were going to be

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Speaker 2: my god, there's no way this band is going to

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Speaker 2: was just everything you would have hoped to see in

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Speaker 2: a club, but really odd to see on national television. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: for sure. And of course Westerberg dropped an F bomb.

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Speaker 3: That's why they got banned, is that.

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Speaker 2: That's right. They did break a guitar. They trashed the

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Speaker 2: green room at Saturday Night Live. It's so funny. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: Alex Chilton, who was of teeny bopper Popstar is a

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Speaker 2: I mean literally the replacements were like ten times more successful. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's how Little Big Star accomplished. Other than the fact

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Speaker 2: of course, wrote a song about his hero, and that

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